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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,475 --> 00:00:09,505 ( whistles ) 2 00:00:11,544 --> 00:00:13,684 * Some say I'm just a kid * 3 00:00:13,713 --> 00:00:16,223 * But I stand tall like a pyramid * 4 00:00:16,249 --> 00:00:18,349 * One day I'll be mythic * 5 00:00:18,385 --> 00:00:20,315 * Read about it in hieroglyphics * 6 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:23,463 * Ah-ee-ah-ah-oh 7 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:27,690 * It's written in the stars, I'm who I'm gonna be * 8 00:00:27,727 --> 00:00:31,657 * I'm takin' on the world this time * 9 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:36,138 * It's written in the stars of all that I can be * 10 00:00:36,169 --> 00:00:38,769 * I feel the power in my heart * 11 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:41,405 * It's written in the stars * 12 00:00:44,244 --> 00:00:45,554 Khensu: All right, listen up. 13 00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:47,778 We have a very important mission. I-- 14 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:51,384 Need us to smash the bad guys! 15 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:53,548 - Hyuh! Hyuh! - Khensu: No... 16 00:00:53,586 --> 00:00:56,756 - Aiyee-uh! - I needyouto pay attention! 17 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:58,630 I can pay attention 18 00:00:58,658 --> 00:01:00,758 andpractice smashing bad guys 19 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:02,604 at the same time! 20 00:01:02,629 --> 00:01:05,699 Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hoo-yah! 21 00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:10,568 Hmm. You were saying? 22 00:01:10,603 --> 00:01:13,243 Pharaoh Yosira is to attend a peace summit 23 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:15,183 with two other galactic leaders 24 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:18,238 at the Gentle Palms Space Station and Resort.. 25 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:20,308 Shemustconvince them to join us 26 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:22,747 in the fight against Octavian. 27 00:01:22,782 --> 00:01:26,152 Octavianwishes he could handle my moves. 28 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:27,916 Hyah! Ooh-yah! 29 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:29,924 Whoo! Aaah! Hyah! 30 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:31,386 Ahem! 31 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:33,494 Here's where things get tricky. 32 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:35,596 Intel says someone at this summit 33 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:37,558 has already joined Octavian, 34 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:40,197 and they plan to kidnap Yosira. 35 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:42,173 - Any idea who the defector is? - Cleo: Hyah! 36 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:44,272 Unfortunately, no. But wedoknow-- 37 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:45,814 We need to find out who they are! 38 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:48,579 And! Then! Smash! Them! 39 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:49,878 Eeeyah! 40 00:01:49,909 --> 00:01:51,209 Uhh! Yahh! 41 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:53,414 Yes, but if we're wrong, 42 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:56,746 we could cause even more defections to Octavian's side. 43 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,453 Plus, there is Yosira's safety to think of. 44 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:01,956 ( grunting ) Yosira isn't seriously considering 45 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:03,358 going to this thing, is she? 46 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:04,760 Khensu: She has to. 47 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:07,291 The summit is too important to cancel. 48 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:10,327 What if everyone justthoughtYosira was there? 49 00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:11,163 ( gasps ) I get it! 50 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:13,397 Someone could go undercover as Yosira! 51 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:15,803 Ooh, political intrigue issosassy! 52 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:17,435 Cleo: Great idea. 53 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,610 And as the only legit royal princess here, 54 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:20,809 I'll do it. 55 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,580 I was born for this mission! 56 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:24,909 Well, you definitely got the sass factor covered! 57 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:26,384 You know it, girlfriend. 58 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:28,213 Both: Hyah! Hyah-hyah! 59 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:28,918 Duh-wuh! 60 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:30,048 Khensu: Out of the question! 61 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:33,923 Cleo is far too important to me--(clearing throat)-- 62 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:36,423 to the fight against Octavian. 63 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:39,386 Khen-suuuu! I'm important to you? 64 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:44,596 ( baby talk ) Is someone a big softy-wofty underneath all that grumpy-wumpy? 65 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:46,401 - ( Khensu shrieks ) - Nope. 66 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:48,343 Grumpy-wumpy all the way through. 67 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:49,598 It's a good plan. 68 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:50,496 But Cleo, 69 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:52,507 you are far too impulsive, unfocused, 70 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:54,439 and generally in love with breaking things 71 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:56,284 - to pose as the Pharaoh. - Cleo: Ohhh! 72 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:58,479 - I can totally do it, you guys! - No! 73 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:00,581 Now we need to find the right candidate 74 00:03:00,613 --> 00:03:02,753 - to go undercover as Yosira. - Uhh! 75 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:06,622 How are we gonna do that without anyone learning what we're up to? 76 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:09,693 ( sing-songy ) With...auditions! 77 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:13,293 Khensu: Ahem! Thank you all for coming to audition 78 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:16,296 for this exciting new play about PYRAMID. 79 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:20,799 Today we're casting the role of Pharaoh Yosira. Lights! 80 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:24,044 ( sighs ) This is a complete waste of my skills, 81 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:26,570 royal bloodline, and sass. 82 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:29,636 ( robotic voice ) I am Pharaoh Yosira. 83 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:32,346 My royal duties include diplomatic relations 84 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,379 and wearing jazzy hats. 85 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:36,919 ( beeping ) 86 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:40,290 - ( buzzer ) - Akila: Next! 87 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:43,820 ( hip-hop backing track playing ) 88 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:47,631 * Yo, yo, Yosira is my name 89 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:49,530 - * And I'm a Pharaoh * - All: * Pharaoh! 90 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,832 * My people need me like a bone needs marrow * 91 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,925 - * Marrow! - * I dress real fly 92 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,837 - * Fly - * And my pad's mega-cool * 93 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:58,969 * I read a lot of books, but I don't go to school * 94 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:00,435 * What?! 95 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,938 - ( mic feeds back ) - ( giggles ) Yeah. 96 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,447 ( laughing ) Wow! 97 00:04:05,478 --> 00:04:07,408 - That was just, uh... - ( buzzers ) 98 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:09,077 ...no. Next! 99 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:11,445 ( high voice ) Galactic peace... 100 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:13,624 - in our time is... - ( Brian, Akila groan ) 101 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:14,823 Next! 102 00:04:14,854 --> 00:04:16,364 ( Cleo sighs ) 103 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:20,728 Wow. Everyone isterrible. 104 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,560 And he was the best one. 105 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:25,495 Oh! Pharaoh Yosira! What are you doing here? 106 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:27,672 Administrant Khepra filled me in, 107 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:29,941 so I snuck away to see for myself. 108 00:04:29,969 --> 00:04:31,169 It was kind of fun. 109 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:35,114 ( giggles ) I've never really snuck anywhere before. 110 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:37,381 Ha! You little Pharaoh rebel, you! 111 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:38,810 Why aren't you up there? 112 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:41,075 You're the only one I trust to fill in for me. 113 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,554 Thanks, but Khensu doesn't think I sh-- 114 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:45,023 I believe in you, Cleo. 115 00:04:45,051 --> 00:04:49,091 And I also believe that if we are to triumph over the forces of evil, 116 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:52,762 we must stand together, united. 117 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:57,562 ( alien babbling ) 118 00:04:57,597 --> 00:05:00,667 - ( Dennis screams ) - ( all gasping ) 119 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:07,644 - ( gasps ) - Aaaah! - Gahhh! 120 00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:15,923 Cleo! I already told you that-- 121 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:19,149 ( imitating Yosira ) I believe that if we are to triumph over the forces of evil, 122 00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:22,055 we must stand together, united. 123 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:24,758 ( cheers, applause ) 124 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:26,131 Wowzers! Ha! 125 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,959 Just-- Squeeee! 126 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,804 I'm still not convinced this is a good idea! 127 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:33,170 Well, someone disagrees with you. 128 00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:34,899 Right, Pharaoh Yosira? 129 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:37,574 Um... ( clears throat ) 130 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:40,644 Omigosh! Yosira's, like, inthe building? 131 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:43,784 ( gasps ) It's really her! 132 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:46,650 ( robotic voice ): Is asking for a lock of hair too creepy? 133 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,650 Oopsy. Maybe I shouldn't point out where Yosira is 134 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,723 when there's an evil plot to kidnap her. 135 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,491 Heeyahh! 136 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,060 - Hyah! - Akila: Hyah! 137 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:56,488 Deep breaths, everyone! 138 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,533 We need to keep it together! 139 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:02,198 Keep. It. Together! 140 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:04,428 I just wanted to say good luck. 141 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:07,534 And I can't wait to see the play. 142 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:09,167 Akila; Auditions are over! 143 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,672 You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here! 144 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:16,635 - Move it, people! - ( all groaning ) 145 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:21,207 Khensu, I know you have your doubts about Cleo, 146 00:06:21,247 --> 00:06:23,677 but this summit is crucial. 147 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,547 That's why I'm coming, too. 148 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:27,885 I don't think that's a good idea. 149 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:30,021 - ( Cleo groans ) - I'll go in disguise and stay under guard. 150 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,886 That way I can be there to help Cleo 151 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:34,985 with the finer points of interplanetary diplomacy. 152 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:37,158 Which will free me up to unmask the defector 153 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:40,697 and, ya know, smash them into little traitorous bits. 154 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,844 Ohh! Leave the unmasking to Brian, Akila, and I. 155 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:46,210 Your mission, with Yosira's help, 156 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,539 will be to make a compelling argument 157 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,905 and then engage in discussion and debate. 158 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:54,884 You just want me to debate and discuss? I can do more than that. 159 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:58,554 Yes, but if you don't convince the other leaders to join us, 160 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,585 Octavian will win, 161 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:03,590 and evil will rule the Nile Galaxy forever. 162 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:04,963 ( Octavian laughing ) 163 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:08,761 Great. Ilovea nice low-pressure mission. 164 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:09,895 Arghh! 165 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,874 Cleo: The Gentle Palms Resort. 166 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:15,900 So swanky! 167 00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:23,277 And this dress is totes awesome, Yosira! 168 00:07:23,309 --> 00:07:24,939 You wear it well, Cleo. 169 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:28,048 It's good to be all princessed up again. 170 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:31,619 Whoop! ( giggling ) 171 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:33,851 The royal staff is not for twirling. 172 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:36,917 But it does add mad drama to that ensemble. 173 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:39,226 - ( Khensu growls ) - What? It does! 174 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:41,699 There will be no twirling, mad drama, 175 00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:43,628 or smashing of any kind. 176 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:45,303 But that's kind of my thing. Ya know? 177 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:46,931 Like how your thing is being cranky? 178 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,766 Yes, and my thing is being a great friend 179 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:49,942 and Brian's thing is saying boring stuff. 180 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:54,069 There's nothing boring about quantum nonequilibri-- Aah! 181 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:55,837 Pharaoh Yosira. 182 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:58,105 Welcome to the Gentle Palms Resort. 183 00:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,314 I am the manager, 184 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:01,776 and your humble servant, Chostipher. 185 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,875 Nice digs ya got here, Chosty. 186 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:06,047 Um, Chostipher. ( grunts ) 187 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:08,787 - ( kissing ) - Ooh! 188 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,792 Please, step through the scanner. 189 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,834 No powered weapons are permitted. 190 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:16,704 - Wow! - Ooh! 191 00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:21,766 Chostipher: For additional safety, 192 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:23,641 the other leaders have not been allowed 193 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:24,840 to bring their entourages. 194 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:28,271 Great! That'll make keeping Yosira safe so much easier. 195 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:30,678 - Ahem! - Uh, I mean, 196 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:32,310 keepingmesafe, 197 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,075 because I am Yosira, 198 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:35,724 and Yosira likes safety 199 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:36,879 and speaking in third person. 200 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:38,946 We were told that Her Majesty 201 00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:42,085 would have time to freshen up before the other leaders arrive? 202 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:45,692 Oh, but they are already awaiting you, Your Majesty. 203 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:49,797 ( whispers ) The other leaders areearly. 204 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:51,899 Something isdefinitelyup. 205 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:53,171 We haven't prepared. 206 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:56,099 At least you read the briefing package on alien customs, right? 207 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,736 If you're willing to believe I did, then yes. 208 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:02,042 Relax, Khensu. I totally got this. 209 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:04,675 Don't slouch. Hold your head up. 210 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,281 - Higher! Not that high! - ( grunting ) 211 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:09,623 Walk like you're gliding! You're supposed to be a Pharaoh! 212 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:12,849 I was training to be a Pharaoh in ancient Egypt, remember? 213 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,846 This walk was good enough back then! 214 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,918 Things are different now! Glide! 215 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:23,729 Her Majesty Pharaoh Yosira! 216 00:09:23,763 --> 00:09:24,903 ( whispers ) Good luck, Cleo! 217 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:28,031 - We've got your back. - Try not to get kidnapped! 218 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,238 Uhhh... 219 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:30,999 ( sighs ) OK. 220 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:35,207 Allow me to present, from the Shapka Alliance, 221 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,341 Prime Minister Nuvillo! 222 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,147 ( grumbling ) 223 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:45,089 Uh, many splendid tidings of the morning...time, Nuvillo. 224 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,748 Buddy. 225 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:48,886 ( whispers ) Shapkas don't shake hands. 226 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,122 They view it as a great insult! 227 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:52,387 Oh! Um... 228 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:56,195 If this is how Pharaoh Yosira 229 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:59,169 intends to conduct herself, 230 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:02,999 things are not going to go well. 231 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,396 Ohhh! 232 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,237 Your Majesty, 233 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:08,141 this is Queen Phoebus of Macaboli. 234 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:12,014 Uh, hail and well met and forsooth... 235 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:15,175 Ooh! Bring it in and hug it out, girl! 236 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:20,085 This diplomatic summit's gonna besomuch fun! 237 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,220 Aaah! A weapon! 238 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,959 ( chittering ) 239 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:26,931 - Huh? - Phoebus: Um, no. 240 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,200 Igzy's my emotional support animal. 241 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:34,330 Oh! But I see Your Majesty's broughtherpet as well. 242 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,897 ( baby-talking to Khensu ) 243 00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:39,136 - ( Khensu growls ) - Ah, yes! 244 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,442 Of course. 245 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,083 Khensu's a good kitty! 246 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:44,038 ( gritting teeth ) Good kitty. 247 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,977 Me-ow! 248 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:48,922 Someone get this vile beast of me! 249 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:51,948 - ( Cleo giggling ) - Oh, Igzy! No! 250 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,885 That could have gone worse. 251 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,460 - Not sure how, but... - Khensu: Aah! 252 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:59,488 That Nuvillo definitely seems like the defector type. 253 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,486 So...slimy. 254 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,328 Andwe should keep an eye on Phoebus. 255 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,733 Anyonethatpositive 256 00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:06,904 is definitely hiding a dark side. 257 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,504 Except me, obviously. 258 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,806 If you ask me, they totally bought-- 259 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,838 - Heeeyahh! - ( glass shatters ) 260 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:14,913 Oh, dear. 261 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:17,741 Ha ha!Sosorry. 262 00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:20,077 Pharaoh Yosira has-- uh--uh--allergies! 263 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,523 Yes, allergies. That's a perfectly reasonable explanation 264 00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:24,079 for what just happened here. 265 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,117 Apologies. 266 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:27,491 I'll have all flowers removed from the hall 267 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,360 before tonight's dinner. 268 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,959 Khensu: We need to get to work. 269 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:32,290 Akila and I will infiltrate the staff 270 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,225 - and recon the resort. - That sounds awesome! 271 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,930 I'll figure out who's fixing to betray Yosira. 272 00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:37,803 Right after we get to the room 273 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,031 and study the Galactic Diplomacy Code 274 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:41,866 and itsmanyiterations. 275 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:42,941 Ooh! Lucky ducky! 276 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:45,539 Galactic codes are so detailed and intricate! 277 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:49,312 - Fun! - Yay. Fun. 278 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:53,312 Khensu: To give you context for the Galactic Diplomacy Code, 279 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,776 you need some history. 280 00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:57,854 Khensu, you know history gives me angry legs! 281 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,524 In the 200th century-- 282 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,122 No. Wait. Let's go further back. 283 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,985 Ugh! This would be a lot easier 284 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:06,134 if I could just use the staff! 285 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,159 - Hyah! Hyah! Heeyah! - Cleo? 286 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:11,034 Khensu, perhaps I can give this a try. 287 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,904 Why don't you go grab us a snack before dinner? 288 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:16,173 - Ahem. Of course. - Hyah! 289 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,872 Hopefully we can make her less Cleo 290 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,805 and more you. 291 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,940 ( Cleo shouting battle cries ) 292 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,446 Let's see. Pharaoh 101. 293 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:29,478 Rubbing foreheads is the interplanetary greeting of peace. 294 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:32,086 Shapkas are afraid of windmills, 295 00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:35,058 and the currency on Macaboli is compliments. 296 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,188 How do you remember all this stuff? 297 00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:40,193 Hours of study. Somany hours. 298 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:42,156 You should try to get out more. 299 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,225 Come hang with us at the Academy. 300 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,534 Administrant Khepra thinks it's too dangerous. 301 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:47,596 When you're the Pharaoh, 302 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:50,344 you don't get to do what you want very often. 303 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,610 It might sound silly, but I... 304 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,969 want adventure. 305 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,878 ( scoffs ) It's not silly. 306 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,280 I felt the exact same way back in Egypt. 307 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,954 Cleo... 308 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:03,982 would you... 309 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:07,117 show me some of those moves with the royal staff? 310 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,261 Ha ha ha ha! 311 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:13,634 I'm back with-- Aaah! 312 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,130 Sweet move! 313 00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:16,531 Time for a battle pun-- 314 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:20,133 something like, "Too bad you can't stick around." 315 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,296 - Cleo! - Hyah! Hyah! 316 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:25,205 I know it's a staff, but you can do more with "stick." 317 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,038 OK, um... 318 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:29,143 stick this in your ear! 319 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:31,505 - Hmm... - What is going on here?! 320 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:34,584 It's not a curtain rod! This is outrageous! 321 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:38,184 Hey, Khensu! Cleo was just showing me some of her moves. 322 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:41,388 Totes awesome. I've never felt so alive. 323 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,591 - Hahh! - Hyah! 324 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:48,193 Cleo! Yosira was supposed to turnyouintoher. 325 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,498 But you've turnedher intoyou! 326 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:51,530 Both: Totes! 327 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,004 We're out of time. 328 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,333 Put in your earpieces. 329 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,897 Yosira, you'll stay here under guard. 330 00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:58,436 You'll hear what Cleo hears 331 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,911 and be able to feed her any information she needs. 332 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,540 There's a lot riding on this, Cleo. 333 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,275 You have to broker an alliance with one leader 334 00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:08,111 while avoiding getting kidnapped by the other,and-- 335 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,178 We don't know which is which. 336 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,446 I know this is serious and all, 337 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:15,915 but I. Am. Pumped! 338 00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:18,455 ( groans ) 339 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,203 Ohhh... 340 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,538 ( transmitter beeps ) 341 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,483 ( grumbling ) 342 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,277 Yosira, darling, 343 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:42,422 I know you want our help in the fight against Octavian, 344 00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:47,049 but Macaboli has held a neutral position for centuries. 345 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:50,187 As have the Shapka Alliance. 346 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,033 If you want our support, 347 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,728 we have to know... 348 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:54,730 ( gasps ) 349 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,261 Cleo: Huhh! 350 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,026 Hmm? Hmm. 351 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:01,534 Uh, um, allow me, Prime Minister. 352 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,538 - ( Nuvillo slurping ) - ( giggles ) 353 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,340 - Mmm. - Oh! 354 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:08,682 You have mastered the Shapka custom 355 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,978 of drinky-helpy. Mmm. 356 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,352 So, what's in this for us? 357 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,651 Oh. Well, um, 358 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:21,153 according to the interplanetary code thingy, um... 359 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:24,217 You are invoking Measure 198B, 360 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,227 demanding their loyalty. 361 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,999 I'm invoking Measure 198B, 362 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,999 demanding their-- uh, uh, your loyalty. 363 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,172 Phoebus: What?! 364 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:36,099 That measure was agreed to ages ago! 365 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,066 Things are different now! 366 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,514 ( grunts ) 367 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:40,669 Huh! 368 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:43,137 Both: Uhh... 369 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:45,707 Hyah! 370 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,275 Ehh... 371 00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:49,123 Grrr... 372 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,719 Uh?! Oh. 373 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,750 Ho ho! Delightful! 374 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:57,386 Your Majesty knows we Macabolians love the mirror game! 375 00:15:57,424 --> 00:16:00,594 Yes. ( laughs ) I know that--that thing. 376 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,497 Now tell me. Why should we 377 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,629 honor the measure and fight with you? 378 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,634 Because, um-- Great question. 379 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:12,107 Aha. I'm sure the answer will come to me... 380 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,568 - Yosira: Ow! - ( crackling ) 381 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:16,776 - ( feedback ) - Oww! - Are you all right? 382 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,710 You don't seem yourself. 383 00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:21,405 Of course I'm myself! Who else would I be? 384 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,118 Ha ha ha-- Aaah! 385 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,249 ( whispers ) What's going on? 386 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,494 Do you know who the defector is? 387 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,088 Do you always sweat this much? 388 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,620 I've lost contact with Yosira! 389 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,285 Without Yosira's guidance, 390 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,063 I fear this mission is doomed! 391 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,562 - We have to abort. - No! 392 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,303 This is our only chance to figure out 393 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,098 who's trying to kidnap Yosira. 394 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,430 I'll have to wing it. 395 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:39,825 ( munching ) 396 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,426 My dear friends, 397 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:44,138 this charade has gone on long enough. 398 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,710 Someone here has already madean alliance... 399 00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:50,341 - with Octavian! - ( all gasp ) 400 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:53,847 And I believe that the "someone" 401 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,850 who is on Octavian's side... 402 00:16:56,883 --> 00:17:00,253 surely must be... 403 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,601 Aw, crud. It's Chostipher. 404 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,669 - Wh-What? - Whoa! What?! - Twist! 405 00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:16,238 Pharaoh Yosira, 406 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,199 if you would please step this way. 407 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,738 Not a chance, Chosty! 408 00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:21,273 I'm afraid I must insist. 409 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,207 - Get her! - ( thugs grunting ) 410 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,753 - Khensu? - Smash the bad guys! 411 00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:27,879 Uh-yahh! Ha ha ha, ha ha! 412 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:30,224 Heeeyahh! Huhh! 413 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:33,490 - ( Phoebus whimpers ) - Nuvillo! Phoebus! Take cover! 414 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,890 Heeyahh! 415 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:37,421 - Oh! - Hyah! 416 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,317 Heeyah! 417 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,788 Sorry you can'tstickaround! 418 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,357 ( all shout battle cries ) 419 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,725 - Thank you. - ( Khensu shrieking ) 420 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,565 - Whoa! - Ah-yeah! 421 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,770 - ( grunting ) - Chostipher's getting away! 422 00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:53,574 No, he's not! Heeyahh! 423 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,206 Hyahhh! Huhhh! 424 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,610 Aaaah! Huh! 425 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,276 ( panting ) Whoa! 426 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,892 Huhh! Hah! Hyahh! Hyahh! 427 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:10,459 ( battle cries continue ) 428 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,530 You guys fight really well for waiters! 429 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:15,699 Chostipher only hires ex-pirates! Hyahh! 430 00:18:15,729 --> 00:18:18,769 Thug 2: We're part of a "Cons to Pros" program! 431 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,298 That's very nice of him! 432 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:23,802 ( thud ) 433 00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:25,737 ( Cleo grunting, panting ) 434 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:26,942 Whoa! 435 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:30,613 Chef turnyouinto soufflé! 436 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:33,313 ( whimpering, grunting ) 437 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,216 ( grunting ) 438 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,548 Yahh! Hyahh! Aah! 439 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,794 ( grunting ) 440 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,688 ( beater whirring ) 441 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,320 Uh...huh? 442 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:44,856 ( both grunting ) 443 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,591 - Yahh! - ( laughing ) 444 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,356 Chef beat! 445 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:52,425 Chef puree! Ha ha ha ha! 446 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,825 Pureed is not how I'm going out! 447 00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:58,738 - Uhhh! - ( Cleo panting ) 448 00:18:58,772 --> 00:19:00,272 Haahh! 449 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,706 - ( rattling door ) - Cleo: Whoo! 450 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:03,842 ( Chef whimpers ) 451 00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:07,247 Chef cold and lonely. Ohhh. 452 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,380 ( Cleo panting ) 453 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,216 ( whooshing ) 454 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,545 I'm truly sorry, Pharaoh, 455 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,587 but I have to take you to Octavian. 456 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,864 - Yosira: Aaaah! - Cleo: Ha ha! 457 00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:22,003 - Hyahh! - Ohh! 458 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,858 - Aahh! - Hmm? 459 00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:26,797 Stick 'em up, Chostipher! 460 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,273 Sweet "stick" line, Yosira! 461 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,872 I had a good teacher. 462 00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:33,274 So if she's... 463 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,236 well, then, you are-- who are you? 464 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,776 I'm Cleopatra... 465 00:19:37,811 --> 00:19:39,611 and this is my fist! 466 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,776 Wait! I didn't want to do this, I swear! 467 00:19:42,816 --> 00:19:45,346 Octavian said he'd disintegrate the resort 468 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,485 if I didn't kidnap Yosira for him. 469 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:51,390 I did what I had to do to protect my people... 470 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,464 whatever the consequences. 471 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:56,363 - Chostipher! - ( whimpers ) 472 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:59,366 I offer you PYRAMID's protection. 473 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,029 You're doing what, now?! 474 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,997 It is the right thing to do. 475 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:06,506 Where would we be if we all acted like Octavian? 476 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,749 But if youever step out of line again, 477 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:16,649 - I will really stick it to you. - ( bones cracking ) 478 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,793 You're lucky I'm not the real Pharaoh. 479 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,718 You wouldn't be getting off so easy. 480 00:20:20,754 --> 00:20:21,724 ( clears throat ) Yes. 481 00:20:21,755 --> 00:20:24,915 Well, um, I do hope you've enjoyed your stay. 482 00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:28,798 If you have a moment, please give us a five-star review online. 483 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:31,798 I think we both know that's not gonna happen. 484 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:35,501 Nuvillo: You knew how dangerous this was, 485 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,895 but you came anyway. 486 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:42,807 You have the support of the Shapka Alliance. 487 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,512 Andthe Macaboli. 488 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,654 I thank you, but this fight won't be easy. 489 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:50,481 Octavian is a formidable warrior. 490 00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:51,987 As are you and Cleo. 491 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,948 It will be my honor 492 00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,857 to fight alongside you both. 493 00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:00,334 ( all cheering ) 494 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,397 Pharaoh Yosira? 495 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,666 I wanted to make sure you were comfortable 496 00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:13,335 after our, uh... 497 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:17,413 Our adventure? I'm fine. Thank you, Khensu. 498 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,514 I'm sorry you were put in danger. 499 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,576 I guarantee it won't happen again. 500 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,524 Good night, Your Majesty. 501 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,791 ( whoosh, clank ) 502 00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:28,090 He's gone. 503 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,621 Ready to continue your training? 504 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:32,858 Totes! 505 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,132 Ha ha! 506 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:37,360 ( both shouting battle cries ) 507 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,870 ( music playing ) 36040

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