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[whistles]

* Some say I'm just a kid *

* But I stand tall Like a pyramid *

* One day I'll be mythic *

* Read about it In hieroglyphics *

* Ah-ee-ah-ah-oh

* It's written in the stars, I'm who I'm gonna be *

* I'm takin' on the world This time *

* It's written in the stars, I'm all that I can be *

* I feel the power In my heart *

* It's written in the stars *

[music playing]

[Khensu] No technology of any kind.

Thank you.

Give it here, please. You. Over there.

-[Cleo] There she is. -[Khensu] I see that behind your back. Give it here.

Gotcha, Callie!

[humming]

-Cleo. There you-- [grunts] -She'll see you!

-Uh... -Check this out.

Yeah, Khensu's taking away everyone's tabs 'cause of--

Not that. Callie!

What? She's just recording selfies on her Boswell

like she always does.

Sovain. Am I right?

Exactly! She's acting normal.

Just like a spy for Octavian would do!

To avoid suspicion! Right?

So, wait, acting normal makes you a spy?

-And that's not all. -Whoa!

I've built a pretty strong case that Callie's Octavian's spy.

All I'm missing is solid proof!

Uh, when was the last time you slept?

Your hair is--

-Wow. Eww. -[growls]

[power cuts out]

Take cover! Huh!

Callie cut the power!

Cleo, relax! They shut off the power

because today's the No Science Fair.

They announced it in all the classes?

There were posters!

A mandatory seminar.

An infomercial. Cleo!

Huh? What? I'm listening.

The No Science Fair.

The day the entire Academy goes without technology!

Then afterward, we celebrate with a big party--

which I'm in charge of planning.

And guess what?

I booked my favoritest band of all time!

Sonic Pother!

Fronted by the one and only Zed!

The galaxy's dreamiest dreamboat!

Wait, wait, wait.

He's a boat? Of dreamies?

You better hurry. Everyone who's not helping with the party

is gonna be paired up with a partner to do a No Science Project!

-See ya! -Hmm.

A partner, huh?

That's the perfect excuse to keep an eye on Callie!

Aah! Yikers!

[E-Voice] Courtship training program commencing.

What things are shaking, Brian?

Eh. Hey there, Akila. Ha ha.

[gulps] Um...

I was just, uh, if we could, um,

go together, dance move,

fun thing? Heh heh.

-[alarm buzzes] -Courtship failed.

More confidence required.

Program restarting.

Arghh! Get it together, Brian.

Courtship training program commencing.

Hello, Brian. How are the tricks?

Yo... Akila.

You. Me. Dance. Grrr...

[Akila] Hey, Bri-Bri.

-Aaah! -I need you help setting up for--

Oh, my gosh. Brian!

Are you working up the nerve to ask someone to the party?

I-- What?! Me?!

Pff. No. I don't-- Wha-- Whazza?

[E-Voice] Courtship failed. Restarting!

-[banging] -Oh, my gosh! Is it Cleo?

Do you have a crush on Cleo?

-Eeeeee! -Courtship training--

[grunting, yelling] Stop!

Ahhh!

[explosion]

Heh heh heh heh.

Uh... heh heh.

Oh, they decorated everything like ancient Egypt?

Eh. This would make me homesick if it weren't so lame.

[Khensu] Good morning, students.

Welcome to the annual No Science Fair.

-[all muttering, grumbling] -Great, No Science Day.

Hmm.

The fair's highlight

is the No Science Project.

Imagine, you're stranded on a primitive planet

with no technology.

How will you survive without a quaser or a tab?

[Zuzz] Who'd wanna survive without a tab, brah? Am I right?

[students laughing]

Ahem!

[crowd quiets]

You will all be given basic materials

and tasked with making various pre-science survival necessities.

Now, I need you to form teams of two--

Me and Callie!

Really?

All right, our first team

is Cleo and Callie.

Your task is to build a shelter.

Remember, only teams that complete their project

will attend tonight's party.

[angry muttering]

The team that has the best project

will join Sonic Pother for a song!

Isn't that amazing?

Oh, my gosh, I love Sonic Pother so much!

-Zedge isamazing! -[rock music playing]

Hee hee hee hee hee!

[Zuzz buzzing]

[Khensu] Ahem.

They are good...

is my point.

Ohh. Fine. We're partners.

ButIam going to win

and sing with Sonic Pother,

so stayoutof my way!

Ugh. This is not going to be easy.

It's gonna beeasy!

You just have to go for it!

Then at least you'll know if Cleo feels the same way.

It's not Cleo!

Oh, of course it isn't.

[humming]

I just have to to for it.

[inhales, exhales]

Akila, when I'm with you,

my sensory array abreacts and approaches overload.

Oh. That sounds painful.

What I'm trying to say is...

Akila, would you like to go with me to the--

[Zedge singing] * What up, PYRAMID Academy?

[gasps] Oh, my gosh, Brian! Sonic Pother is here!

They're so cool-- it's actually Zedge-- Omigaaaaah!

[grunts]

Hey there, Pink Eyes. Are you OK?

Hi...

I'm Akila.

Zedge.

Akila and Zedge.

I-I-I mean, I know.

I'm your biggest fan, and I'm from Vevoson,

and my best friend is Cleopatra.

And I'm your biggest fan!

Did I say I was your biggest fan?

I'm your biggest fan.

Cleopatra, huh?

Ha. I'll bet she's got nothin' on you,

-Pink Eyes. -Oh!

-[Brian gags] -[Zedge]* You wanna maybe

* Show me around and around

* And up and down and all around *

* This Academy?

Oh, my gosh! Yes, yes, yes!

Ahem. I mean, yeah, sure. Yes.

Aah!

Uhh...

uhhhh!

[panting]

[gibberish]

[sighs] I can't understand you

with your translator powered down!

[louder gibberish]

Louder doesn't help!

[Cleo] So...

Callie. The Callster.

Callarino.

Ohh!

Ahem! So I was thinking to myself, ya know,

"Cleo, you and Callie just got off on the wrong foot.

She's so tall and athletic and...

tall--" Right?

Now that we're teammates, let's get to know each other.

So, where you from? What brought you to the Academy?

Thoughts on Octavian? Probably not such a bad guy to work for, huh?

[groans] Look.

We're stuck together for this stupid project,

so I'llallowyou

to invade my personal space.

But that doesn't mean we're BFFs.

You got it, Calliente.

Oh! Heh. You're doing a taffeta weave.

Basket weave would make the shelter way stronger.

Heh. Just sayin'.

Argh! Of course!

Ofcourseyou are an expert on weaving too!

You know what? Go for it.

Oh, come on, a five-year-old knows a taffeta weave won't stand up to--

-[E-Voice]Recorded. -What?

[device beeps]

Callie's recording me?

Oh, my gosh, a recording totally proves that she's the spy!

[grunting] Ugh. Dirty.

If I can just get her Boswell

I can prove Callie's Octavian's spy.

It's go time!

You're doing a bang-up job, partner.

Did you remember to fire the bricks so they set correctly?

Uh,duh.

Ofcourse they're setting correctly.

The Callie doesn't make mistakes.

You sure? Look closer, The Callie.

[grunts]

-[Zaid] Hey. -[Cleo] Aaah!

Pretty-pretty-pretty-pretty--

pretty-pretty-pretty-- pretty good--

pretty good to see you, Zaid! Ha ha ha.

Um, you're weirdly good at this pre-science stuff.

Can you help me?

I... [grunts]

I wish I could, Zaid,

but I don't wanna let my partner down.

Stop. Being. Alive!

I think she needs some alone time!

Huh!

[Akila] Oh, and over there

are the floating roses of Garbadosh,

which symbolize peace and love.

Oh! And here's the Zawaldi Fountain of Destiny.

Which you, uh, throw in a pebble,

and you can make a wish...

like so.

* Oh, sweet little Academy girl *

* With hair the shade of peach *

* Gui don zakka medo burl

* Splitle conta gleach

Wow.

You speak Vevosian?

Ahhh.

[laughs] I dabble.

Guanta delan goink.

Ahhh.

[Brian] Oh, come on!

I-I-- Uh, just a sec.

Aaah! Were you following us?

No, I just--

We don't know anything about this guy.

He's the biggest star in the galaxy!

Everyone knows everythingabout him!

He has a birthmark on his right knee

and his favorite food is Tizzywollick!

Yeah, well, I been trying to scan that collar of his for like an hour,

and my frequency is being jammed.

Brian, you're embarrassing me!

No! You're embarrassing yourself!

[gasps, growls]

I should have let them turn you off like last year's No Science Fair!

Let's go, Zedge.

Something in this garden stinks.

[Zedge] * Maybe a dog pooped somewhere *

[sighs]

[Cleo] After you lash this cross hatch,

then pull the loop taut.

Got it? Should we do one more?

-[sniffing hair] -Huh?

-Mmm. -Thanks, Cleo,

but I think 12 spears oughta do it.

Won't Callie be missing you?

Oh, my gosh! I gotta get back to that spy!

-What did you say? -Huh? Uh, nothing. Heh.

What?

And finally,

my favorite place in the entire Academy.

The Hall of Lorenin Glass.

Ahhh.

* It's beautiful *

* Just like you

Wow. You sure do sing a lot.

Pink Eyes, I need to ask you something.

Anything.

Do you think I could meet your friend Cleopatra?

Huh. Like, really?

Oh. Uh-- Uh, sure. Yeah.

I mean, yeah, sure. Sure, sure, sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me just glet Cle--Cleo.

I mean-- ahh!-- get Cleo. I will go get Cleo. Yes.

[sighs]

Alert Octavian that I'm closing in on the target.

[gasps]

[laughs] Ha!

Uhh!

Yes! Now everyone will know that Callie's Octavian's spy!

Hey! Ohh!

Huh?

[strained grunting]

Wow, this is really well-made.

Hah! I knew you were spying on me!

What?

You'rethe spy! Uhhh!

Oh, please.

You've been acting spazzy all day,

and I just caught you going throughmystuff!

-Hey! -Ha ha ha ha!

-Eat mud! Eat it! -Aaah! Aaah! Grrr!

[Cleo grunting]

Aah!

You're the spy! Cut it out!

[Zuzz] Whoa! Mudfight!

-[students shouting] -Mud fight!

Ha ha! Huh?

Ugh! Not the face!

Oh! I can wash that off.

I made a primitive, pre-scientific water filter.

This isn't over, Callie!

[grunts] Yahh!

Hey, uh, anybody seen Cleo?

Zedge wants to talk to her.

TheZedge wants to talk to C-loser-patra?!

"C-loser-patra" is kind of a stretch,

but... [sighs]

yeah, he's over there.

[Zedge] Yes, Emperor Octavian.

* Well, I'm sure I can handle Cleopatra *

I gotta warn Cleo!

Zedge out.

[Brian grunting]

-[crash] -[Brian] Ow!

Aahhh!

-Who are you? -I'm Cleopootra.

I-I mean, Cleopatra.

I heard you were looking for me?

Uh, I thought your hair was more stripe-y and less purple-y.

[laughs] I changed it,

because I'm insecure and stupid.

* It's very becoming on you! *

-[Brian] Cleo! -[Akila] Cleo!

You guys seen Callie?

Zedge is looking for you.

So he can kidnap you!

-He's working for Octavian. -Don't be ridiculous.

You're just mad because you both like Cleo!

Brian doesn't likeme. He likesyou.

-What?! -Pssh! No, I doesn't. Ha ha.

Uh,doy?

It's totally obvious to everyone but you!

-Gah. -Uh...

-Huh. -Guh.

Now can we focus on finding Callie?

I know she's the spy!

Just 'cause you hate her

doesn't mean she's a spy!

[Callie screaming]

[all grunting]

[screaming continues]

Yahh! You guys get help!

I can't believe I'm saying this,

but I gotta go save Callie!

[Cleo] Gross!

Whoo-hoo!

-[alarm beeping] -Huh?

[chuckles]

Aaah! [grunting]

Aaah.

[grunting]

Why didn't Brian put weapons on this thing?!

I should really read the user's manual.

Yeah. Eat quaser, Zedge!

[beeping]

-[bang] -[both grunt]

Ha ha! Aaah!

[beams zapping]

Whoooaaah!

-Hang on, Princess! -[beeping]

Ugh! I'm not a princess!

My name is Callie and--

* Whatever!

* We're going down! *

Aah!

[crash]

Uhhhh. Huh?

[grunts]

-[rustling] -[gasps] Heeyahh!

[frog croaks]

Right. No Science Day means no quaser.

And no tab.

I just have a few tools

and whatever I can find.

OK, Cleo, you can do this.

Uhh. Aah!

Cleopatra, we gotta get* movin' *

I'm not Cleopatra!

[Cleo] No, she isn't!

She could never pull off this look.

Yeeahh!

Callie, run!

-Uhh! -* Aaah!

* Totally not cool

[both panting]

Why would you save me?

I don't know. I already regret it. Aah!

One of you Cleopatras is comin' with me!

Keep moving!

[both panting]

[grunts]

[Zedge] Just give up, ladies.

This forest is aggravating Zedge's hay fever.

* Aaah-chooo

Look, I have a plan, but we have to work as a team.

You up for it?

-Callie... -I'm thinking!

[Cleo] Callie, no! I saved you!

Uhhh! Uhhh...

We were supposed to be a team!

[Zedge] So the real Cleopatra.

Nice to finally meet you.

* Tonight you've got a date *

* With Octavian

Good thing that singing isn'ttotallyannoying.

* Don't be so judgy *

Now!

-Huh? -[grunts]

[grunts, groans]

We did it!

-Whoop! Whoop! -Yes, we did!

Now let's celebrate

by watching some home video.

My Boswell. No! No! Please don't--

Why not? Unless it... proves you're a spy!

No, it's a-- I--

it's nothing!

-[beeps] -Oopsie.

Look at her.

Showing off again.

How does shedothat?

Ohh! She's even better atthisthan I am!

-Ohh, I give up! -[beeps]

[Cleo] Wait...

so you'renotOctavian's spy?

What? No! No--

I've been recording you so that I could...

learn to be more like you.

What? Why?

Why? Because ever since yougot here, I'm...

I'm not the best at everything anymore.

Callie, you're fantastic at almost everything.

Almost isn't enough, OK?

My mother is one of PYRAMID's top generals.

She expects the best.

She says second place just means first loser.

[distant whooshing]

[gasps]

Go ahead. Show it to everyone.

Humiliate me. It's what I would do.

Partners don't treat each other like that.

Fist bump.

Yeah!

[whooshing]

-Cleo! Are you good? -Are you OK, Cleo?

[Cleo] Whoa! Oh, I'm fine.

I'm great too, thanks for asking.

[Zedge moaning]

Get away from me!

[grunts]

Aha! This collar's some kind of mind control device.

[moaning]

[grunts]

I-I can't believe I did all those things.

Octavian was controlling me.

I knew what was happening,

but I couldn't stop myself.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, it's OK. It wasn't your fault.

At least this means you can stop singing everything.

Oh, no, baby girl. The singing is* kind of Zedge's thing *

This trap is ingenious!

I think we have a winning No Science Project!

[both laugh]

[gasps]

[music playing]

[Cleo/Callie] * They say we're worlds apart *

* But it's really not that far *

* 'Cause we're two stars *

* In the same sky

* We're two stars *

* Just watching time go by

* Never too far to get together... *

[gasps]

Oh!

You, uh, me?

That, uh-- does this mean--?

Dance with me!

Really? Great!

I just got some new dance software.

[crackling]

[groaning]

Wow. That is... wow.

Agh. I g-guess it isn't compatible with my operating system.

Sorry.

[music continues]

[Cleo/Callie] * 'Cause we're two stars *

* In the same sky

* We're two stars *

* Just watching time go by...

Thanks for saving me.

I still kinda hate you, though.

My pleasure!

Kinda hate you too!

* Never too far to get together *

* We're two stars *

* We shine forever

[Khensu] Whoo!

[Zedge] Thank you, good night!

-[cheers, applause] -[Khensu giggling]

[music playing]