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[whistles]
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* Some say I'm just a kid *
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* But I stand tallLike a pyramid *
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* One day I'll be mythic *
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* Read about itIn hieroglyphics *
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* Ah-ee-ah-ah-oh
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* It's written in the stars,I'm who I'm gonna be *
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* I'm takin' on the worldThis time *
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* It's written in the stars,I'm all that I can be *
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* I feel the powerIn my heart *
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* It's written in the stars *
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[Cleopatra]
Whoo! Ha ha ha ha!
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Whoo!
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Whoa! Whoa-oh!
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Cleopatra, comin' at ya!
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Whoo! Ha ha! Whoa!
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-Aaah!
-'Sup, Dennis?!
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Oh. Hi, Cleo!
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Whoo!
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Waaah!
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[Cleo laughing]
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Cleo!
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I just saw all nine of my lives
flash before my eyes!
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Sorry!
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[gasps]
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-Ohh.
-[beeping]
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I have a training exercisefor Cleopatra and your team.
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You will recover a data cube
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from a temple in the Bisujungle, on Tawris.
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-Sounds simple enough.-Indeed.
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But Cleopatra is getting a
little overconfident.
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Her trainingis a serious matter,
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and she needsto show some prudence.
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Well, I have to agree.
Thank you.
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-[whooshing]
-Uhh!
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-So, ready for
your presentation?
-What presentation?
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The exobiology presentation--
that we're doing right now!
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-In this exobiology class?
-Ooh. Whoops.
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Totally slipped my mind.
[blows]
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You didn't prepare?!
This is a nightmare!
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Wait.Isthis a nightmare?
Because not preparing for
an exobiology presentation
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is a nightmare
I frequently have.
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-That's very specific.
-What are you gonna do?!
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Akila, I practically
ruled an empire.
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I'm pretty sure
I can handle one little
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exobiology presentation.
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[grunts]
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Quick question.
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What is... exobiology?
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[gasps] This isn't good.
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-Not good at all.
-Relax.
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Things always work out for me.
Especially if I don't prepare.
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[Professor Jurval]
Cleopatra, Akila,
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You're going on a training
mission with Professor Khensu.
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You can do your
presentations tomorrow.
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I'm sure you're devastated
by this delay.
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Last minute
stay of execution!
Yes!
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Uh...
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You two collect Brian,
and I'll fuel up a ship.
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Cleo! No hoverboard.
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Come on, Khensu.
Legs are so slow.
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You can have it back after.
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I need you
to focus on this mission
and show me that--
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-Cleo?
-Yeah, she's not a
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"wait for explanations"
kind of person.
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-[whirring]
-[sentry]Hostile mech detected.
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Ohh!
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Aaah!
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Aaah! Aaah!
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Argh! I am not
a hostile mech!
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[crashes]
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OK, I'm alittlehostile.
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Um, are we interrupting
something?
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Uh, I was just
recalibrating the sentry.
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Yeah, you recalibrated
the heck out of it!
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It's a prototype designed to
detect hostile machinery--
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[sentry]
Hostile mech detected.
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-Aaah!
-[crash]
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Brian, we're going
on a mission.
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What?
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No! You can't make me!
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I know missions
make you anxious,
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but this is a simple
training exercise.
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Dude, I'm not anxious!
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It's just important
to get the sentry operational.
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Also, on that one mission,
someonemelted my foot.
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How many times do I
have to say I'm sorry?
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Brian, you have to come.
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As savior of the galaxy,
I command you.
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Ahh! All right.
But are you gonna pull
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that savior card every time
you want me to do something?
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Well, it just worked,
so yes, I totally am.
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[groans] Fine.
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But I'm not going
because you're the savior.
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I'm going because I'm afraid
to be alone with the sentry.
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-It doesn't like me.
-Hostile mech detected.
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Aah! Uhh! Ohh!
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[Khensu]We need tolocate the temple
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and retrieve the data cube.
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Hyah!
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It may be simple,
but it's important
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notto get overconfident!
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When have I ever
been overconfident?
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-[quaser blasting]
-Aaah! [panting]
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-Aah!
-Heh heh heh.
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Cleo, that was very close.
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-Thank you!
-Not a compliment.
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Just please,
put the quasers down.
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-[blasting]
-Aah!
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Hey, guys? I don't think
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this simple training mission
is gonna be so simple.
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That is a Xerx fortress!
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[clanking]
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Wah!
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So... we're leaving, right?
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I mean, obviously we're leaving.
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No way. We should
kick some Xerx butt!
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It's too dangerous
to go in without a plan.
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We should regroup and--
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She's... gone again, isn't she?
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[quasers blasting]
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Hyah! Heh heh.
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Take that, ya big tin can!
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Yeah! Ha ha!
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Wha--?
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[clanking]
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You guys decided
to join the party!
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You didn't give us much choice.
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Whoo!
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Whoo! Yeah!
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Ha ha!
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Uhh!
Yeah!
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Whoo!
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[sentry]
Hostile mech detected.
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He's not even a machine!
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[both gasp]
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-Retreat!
-Aaah!
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On the bright side,
your sentry seems
to be working.
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I'm aborting this mission.
Cleo, get back to the ship!
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[yowls]
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-Oh, no!
-[Akila] Hey!
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Don't worry! I'll save you!
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Aaah!
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Aaah!
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Whoa-oh-oh...
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[gasping]
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[coughing]
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Unh! Aaah!
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What happened?
The Xerxes, they--
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Uh, who are you guys?
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Are you gonna try and, like,
eat us, or do you come in peace?
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Uh, the second one.
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You're pointing the wrong end
of that spear at me, by the way.
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The other end could hurt you.
And Gled doesn't want that.
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-Who's Gled?
-Gled is Gled.
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[Gurp]
Gled's our chief.
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I mean, we're not, like,
into labels or anything,
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but every tribe's gotta
have a "leader," right?
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Oh, yeah, hey, I'm Gurp,
and this is, uh, everyone.
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Say hey, everyone!
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-[all] Hey.
-Hey-hey.
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I'm Cleo. I came here
with my friends,
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but the Xerxes
captured them.
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The big angry metal dudes?
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Oh, man,
that's a tough break.
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I tried to fight them,
but there's just too many.
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-Gled does not approve, man.
-Of fighting?
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We, like, hate violence.
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Long ago, we Tawrisians
were a warlike race.
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We fought and slaughtered
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and tore our enemiesto pieces...
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rending them asunder
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with our savage fury!
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We were mighty warriors!
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Aaaaah!
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No, no, noooo.
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Gled is calm,
Gled is serene.
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You know what they say:
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"The Zen is mightier
than the sword."
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Look, if you guys
were warriors once, you
could be warriors again.
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You could get those Xerxes
off your planet and help me
save my friends.
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No way, man.
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We are not going back
to our warlike ways.
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We got them under control
ages ago,
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by dedicating ourselves
to the three high virtues:
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humility, serenity,
caution...
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and humility.
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But wouldn't it feel good
to take your planet back?
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No.
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It would be...
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[groaning]
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...glorious!
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Gled would
crush their skulls!
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Gled would destroy all those
who stood against Gled!
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[mighty roar]
Blood!
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Ohh. Ohh.
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Or, like, something.
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But my friends--
we have to save them!
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Look, even if Gled
wanted to help you,
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Gled can't.
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It's not just that,
you know,
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we like to keep it,
like, chill,
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but we can only help
a member of the tribe.
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Gled isn't really
a "rules" guy,
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but it's the one rule
Gled's got.
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Wait. What if I
joined your tribe?
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Um...
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I guess it would be cool.
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You'd have to go through
initiation to, like,
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test your mastery
of the three high virtues:
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humility, serenity--
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And caution. Yeah, got it.
Let's make this super quick.
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Whoa. You just failed
the serenity part, dude.
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Gled's never seen
anyone fail a section
before it starts.
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That's, like,
almost impressive.
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Call it a practice round.
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Right on, man.
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Let the initiation begin!
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Or whatever.
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[loud, clomping footsteps]
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OK,
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is this room getting smaller,
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or am I getting bigger?
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Neither. You're
just freaking out.
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Oh. [chuckles] Am I?
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-Am I freaking out?
-Whoa!
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A more productive use
of our time
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would be to work out
how to get out of here.
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Technically, this is still
a training exercise.
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Is this really the time
for a teachable moment?
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We're not in
any immediate danger.
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I'd like
to hear your ideas.
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[pained cries]
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Aaahhh!
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-[Brian groans]
-Fantastic.
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Any more ideas?
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[Brian groans]
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[Gurp] Now you are ready
to begin your initiat--
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Uh-- hold that thought.
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[giggles]
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Humility, fail.
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Huh?
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[Gurp] Next, you must juggle
the balls of wisdom, yo.
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[comical grunts]
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Go.
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Um...
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[grunts]
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Ohh.
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[grunts]
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I'm never gonna be able
to do this.
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I've only got two arms!
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I know!
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You must be terrible
at clapping!
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Ha ha! We are
so good at this!
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-[happy grunts]
-Would you stop that?
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00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:21,483
I'm trying to save my friends!
257
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,124
Serenity, fail.
258
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:29,519
Next, you must drink
a cup of toad tea.
259
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:32,526
But... it is highly toxic.
260
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,489
[sipping]
261
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,457
Hm. Not bad, actually.
262
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:39,526
Kind of tastes like...
263
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,766
pain.
264
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:41,840
Dude!
265
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,498
I just told you
it was poison!
266
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,266
I mean, like,
why would you drink it?
267
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,376
[gasps]
Because you told me to.
268
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,138
Caution, fail.
269
00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:53,277
[Akila] OK, we could
short out the power cord
270
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,883
with something metal,
like Brian's finger,
271
00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:56,384
or we could fashion a key
out of something metal,
272
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,216
like Brian's finger.
273
00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,821
Or we could annoy the guard
by singing really loud
274
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,393
until he comes in,
and then attack him
275
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,161
with something metal,
like Brian's finger!
276
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:05,329
Why does every plan
involve me losing a finger?
277
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:08,158
Sorry. Sometimes when
I'm nervous I fixate
on one thing, OK?
278
00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:11,204
You can't think of anything
else, anything simpler?
279
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,236
[sighs]
280
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,843
You mean you could have
done that this whole time?
281
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,242
The lesson is,
282
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:23,513
never overlook
the simplest solution.
283
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:26,213
Teachable moment over.
284
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,306
There's a security code
on the lock.
285
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,548
If I were a Xerx password,
what would I be?
286
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,253
Um...
287
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,485
O-Octavian!
Conquest!
288
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,891
[sharp gasp]
Brian's finger!
289
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,564
[Gled] Well, you've
blown it so far,
290
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,192
but, lucky for you,
291
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,527
this final test
counts for, like,
292
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,232
a hundred percent
of your grade.
293
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,434
You mean none of that
other stuff mattered?
294
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,896
Does anything matter?
295
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,444
Is the universe real?
296
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,569
Is it just the dream
of a tadpole
297
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,874
before it
becomes a butterfly?
298
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,577
Tadpoles don't
become butterflies!
299
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:59,578
[huffs] You have
a seriously narrow
mindset, man.
300
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,352
Can we just get on
with this, please?
301
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,621
OK.
302
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,579
The final challenge
is to bring back
303
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:08,287
one delicious zifflenut,
from over there.
304
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,023
OK, look at my eyes.
305
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,287
You go
down the mountain,
306
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,526
across the river,
up the volcano.
307
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:16,932
[Gled]
Right.
308
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,573
You'll face tons
of gnarly obstacles,
309
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:22,039
like harsh weather,
freaky bugs,
310
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:23,568
and the Fungus God.
311
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,973
Wait-wait.
Fungus God?!
312
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:29,476
Well, you know,
he's more of like
a fungus monster,
313
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,479
but he seems to like it
when we call him a god,
right? Yo.
314
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,582
We pretty much
stay away from him.
315
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,354
He's got, you know,
like, big teeth,
316
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,493
bad temper,
all that junk.
317
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,618
Yeah. The journey
should take you about...
318
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,663
nnnnnnnn... six weeks.
319
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,319
Six weeks?!
320
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,927
There must be a faster way.
321
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:48,059
[sighs]
322
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:50,904
[gasps]
323
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,900
[grunting]
324
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,632
Hyah!
325
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,468
Whoo-hoo!
326
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,313
Queen of the world!
327
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,278
[exertion grunt]
328
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,339
[disappointed groan]
329
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,507
Whoops.
330
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:08,305
Slight miscalculation.
331
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,378
Way to go, man.
332
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:14,587
You just managed to violate
all three virtues at once.
333
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,961
[struggles]
334
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,260
[cries out]
335
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,291
[grunts]
336
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,996
Eh, that could have
gone worse.
337
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,258
-[rumbling]
-Whoa!
338
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:28,299
[roaring]
339
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:29,695
[Tawrisians scream]
340
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:33,306
Fungus monster!
341
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:36,540
'Sup, fungus dude?
You seem mad.
342
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,276
[roaring]
343
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:41,381
[exertion grunt]
344
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,024
[angry growl]
345
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:46,019
Hey, mushroom brain!
Over here!
346
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:51,286
-[growls]
-[gasps]
347
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,362
Hm.
348
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,993
[Cleopatra grunting]
349
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,028
Hyah!
350
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,672
That's right,
come get me!
351
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,313
[shrieks]
352
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:14,306
[Gled] Whoa. There is no longer
a raging fungus among us.
353
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,517
That's pretty cool, man.
354
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,148
You just threw yourself
in there.
355
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:19,553
When it's go time,
I don't overthink things.
356
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,016
Or really think at all.
357
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,724
[laughing]
That's funny. Neither do we.
358
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:26,086
Anyway, you totally
flunked the initiation, right?
359
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:29,596
But you gotta give props
when someone saves
your chief's life.
360
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:32,169
Does this mean you'll
help me rescue my friends?
361
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,168
Gled owes you one.
362
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,500
So, like, Gled
guesseswe will?
363
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:38,737
Thank you! Wait.
364
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,712
Now, as much as I
hate to overthink stuff,
365
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:45,451
I kind of feel like
we need a plan.
366
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:46,708
[beeping]
367
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,146
[robotic voice]
Invalid password.
368
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,081
One attempt remaining.
369
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,486
Well, it's not
"Bad underscore Guyz"
with a "z."
370
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:57,590
Come on. What would a bunch of
big, dumb robots use for a
password?
371
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:01,434
Wait. If the simplest
solution is often the best,
372
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,561
and your average Xerx is
dumber than a sack of bags,
373
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:09,097
maybe the password
could be...
374
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,635
maybe...
375
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:11,770
Just spit it out!
376
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,535
One two three four!
377
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,483
The only thing simple enough
for them to remember!
378
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,609
[beeping]
379
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,775
[barrier powers down]
380
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,123
-Yeah!
-[laughter]
381
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,778
[alarm blares]
382
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,618
Halt!
383
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:29,823
Or this unit will cause
physical damage.
384
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,456
Take that!
385
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,631
[grunts]
386
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,389
I was hoping
for more of a--
387
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,125
Yes!
[laughs]
388
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,503
All right. Now we
just have to find Cleo,
389
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:43,442
which means getting past
an entire army of Xerxes.
390
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,840
[exertion grunt]
391
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,471
Sorry we had to zap you.
392
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,136
Maybe you could take
this opportunity
393
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,444
to rethink your
life choices. Bye!
394
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:53,147
[Cleopatra] OK,
he's a giant monster...
395
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:56,549
but he's kind of weirdly cute.
396
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:59,453
Also, he's our only hope.
Brace yourself, guys.
397
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,586
I'm gonna give this
humility thing a try.
398
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,561
You will
totally like it, man.
399
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,530
Hello, Fungus God.
400
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,588
I come to you
with humility
401
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:11,127
to offer my most humble
apologies for tying you up.
402
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,834
I was hoping we could talk?
403
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:18,667
[inhales] In a totally
calm and serene way.
404
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,865
[snarling]
405
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:22,776
I'm going to untie you,
cautiously.
406
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:26,679
I will not make
any sudden movements,
407
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,623
and hope this humility,
serenity and caution thing
408
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,719
isn't a huge mistake.
409
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,451
[roars]
410
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,717
[bellowing roar]
411
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:37,786
Yah!
412
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,534
[low growl]
413
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,129
[gasps]
Ohh!
414
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,461
[snarling]
415
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,126
[shrieks]
416
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:48,735
[happy panting]
417
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:52,738
Wow. He's not so bad
if you treat him nicely.
418
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:53,872
You want a scratch, boy?
419
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,507
Do you wanna scratch?
420
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:58,582
[Cleopatra using baby-talk]
421
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,751
Who's a good Fungus God?
Who's a good Fungus God?
422
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,751
Yeah, you are!
[baby-talk]
423
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:04,753
[Gurp] Gled!
424
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,724
Gleeddd!
425
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,863
What is happening
right now?
426
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:12,288
The tadpole has
become a butterfly.
427
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,755
Look at him!
He's not scary at all.
428
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:18,234
But you know who is scary?
The Xerxes.
429
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,734
They've taken over the planet,
and they have my friends.
430
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,597
I was wondering,
if you're not too busy,
431
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:23,865
would you help us--
please?
432
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:27,773
[contemplative grunts]
433
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,780
Tawrisians, I know
you've had ages
434
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,646
of being humble,
serene, and cautious,
435
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,656
but for the sake of your planet
and my friends,
436
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,559
you've got to go back
to being savage warriors,
437
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,262
just for a little bit.
438
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,563
Gled is gonna level
with you, man.
439
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,696
[clearing throat]
440
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:54,271
Gled has been waiting
for an excuse to do this
441
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,570
for Gled's whole life!
442
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,813
[boisterous shouts]
443
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,608
[Cleopatra]
Whoo-hoo!
444
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,814
Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
445
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,177
[combat grunt]
446
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,717
[combat grunts]
447
00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:15,657
[Akila] Cleo!
448
00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:18,259
We escaped using Brian's
sentry and not his finger!
449
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,391
I don't know what
that means, but I'm glad.
450
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:21,627
Catch!
451
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,801
[cries out]
452
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,299
-I'm sorry, I--
-Look out!
453
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:26,965
[growls]
454
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,970
[cries out]
455
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:32,842
-Aah!
-[shouts and cries]
456
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,572
Khensu,
that was very close!
457
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:35,777
Thank you!
458
00:19:35,809 --> 00:19:36,809
[Cleopatra]
Not a compliment.
459
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,583
[cries out]
460
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,651
[Tawrisians shouting]
Blood!
461
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,381
Blood!
462
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,946
[sentry]
Hostile mech detected!
463
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,224
I know!
464
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:51,315
[Tawrisians shouting]
Blood!
465
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,830
Aah! Whoo! Ha ha!
466
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,326
[Akila]
There's too many!
467
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,402
Now!
468
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,737
[roars]
469
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,642
All right, Fungus God!
470
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:14,408
[deep roar]
471
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,322
[roars]
472
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,894
Mushroom puppy
is too powerful.
473
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,733
All units, abandon planet!
474
00:20:40,874 --> 00:20:44,414
[happy shouts]
475
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,754
Whoo!
476
00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:49,080
[distant happy shouts]
477
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,375
[festive music playing]
478
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,788
[motors whirring]
479
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:57,820
Ha!
480
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,687
[hoofbeats thunder]
481
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,826
Good boy, Jimmy!
482
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,861
Turns out, yo,
his name is Jimmy.
483
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:07,701
[happy panting]
484
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:11,074
[playful sounds]
485
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,414
Jimmy will make sure
you never have trouble
486
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,970
with the Xerxes again.
487
00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:16,908
We have our planet back,
488
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,913
which is super chill.
489
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,045
Thanks, Cleo,
for showing Gled
490
00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:23,721
that sometimes
it's OK to fight,
491
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:26,350
like when jerks
appropriate your 'hood.
492
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:29,386
And thank you for
teaching me your junk too.
493
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,862
I am super awesome
at humility.
494
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:34,861
[Gled]
You're doin' it wrong!
495
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:39,434
[Cleopatra] Wait--
weren't we supposed to get
a data cube or something?
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