Original subtitles

( whistles )

* Some say I'm just a kid *

* But I stand tall like a pyramid *

* One day I'll be mythic *

* Read about it in hieroglyphics *

* Ah-ee-ah-ah-oh

* It's written in the stars, I'm who I'm gonna be *

* I'm takin' on the world this time *

* It's written in the stars of all that I can be *

* I feel the power in my heart *

* It's written in the stars *

( music playing )

( Cleopatra snoring )

- ( horn plays ) - Aah!

Time to wake up, Princess Cleopatraaaaa!

- ( Kosey yowls ) - Hyahh!

( blasts horn )

All right, let's get this Wednesday started!

( meows )

Huh!

- Ahhh. - ( Kosey yowls )

- Waaah! ( splash )

Ooh, there it is.

Ha! Ha ha ha!

( meows )

Aha. Huh! Huh!

( Cleopatra grunting )

Hyah! Hyah!

- Hyah! Hyah! - ( Kosey screeches )

Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

( Kosey yowls )

- Morning, Dad. - Ah, Cleopatra.

Isn't that gown a bit much for a Wednesday?

Eh, Wednesday's always been a weird day for me.

Never know what might happen.

So, what's shakin' down in Egypt town?

Oh, ya know. War, famine, plague of locusts.

- Typical workaday. - Ugh.

You make ruling Egypt sound so boring.

When I'm Queen, it's gonna beawesome.

I'm gonna have so much fun-- no one telling me what to do,

traveling around the world, going wherever I want,

having adventure...

I'm afraid it's not gonna be like that.

- Being Queen will be hard work. - Argh!

Talking and debating...

and deciding.

Ugh! I want excitement!

C'mere, Kosey.

- I need some kitty cuddles. - ( Kosey purring )

I'm sorry, Cleo, but youhaveto be more responsible.

When you're Queen, hundreds of thousands of people

will be depending on you.

- ( groans ) - Now, I understand

it's a certain Princess's birthday tomorrow.

( gasps )

It belonged to your mother.

Wow. I'll never take it off.

Mmm.

I should go. I know you have studying to do.

And youknow I'm not gonna do it.

You need knowledge to be a great leader.

And good hair helps.

This also belonged to your mother.

Ewwww.

Huh! Hyah!

Heeeeyah!

Ugh. Gozi, it's just like it's been since we were kids.

My dad never lets me do anything fun.

I wanted to learn how to fight, and he was like,

"A Queen fights with words, not swords." Ugh!

You should learn to use a slingshot.

In the hands of a master, it's a mighty weapon.

Ow! And in the hands of me, it's just a hazard.

- ( Kosey meows ) - ( Cleo laughs )

( sighs ) You're so lucky, Gozi.

No one expects anything of you.

Yeah, that's true.

No, no, I mean, there's no pressure on you.

You can be anything you want.

I want to be a great warrior,

to strike fear into the hearts of my enemies.

Me too! I want adventure, I want choices, but...

it feels like my whole life's been planned out for me.

Ugh. If only I were a regular citizen.

Because then you could marrya regular citizen?

- What? - Uh, for example,

obviously, there are other examples

that I can't think of right now.

Subject change! Watch me hit that column!

- ( Kosey meows ) - Cleo: Here. Gimme.

Hyah! Yes!

Cleo: Whoo-hoo!

Oh, I amgreatat this.

Whoo-hoo! Kitty cuddle!

- ( Gozi laughing ) - ( Kosey purring )

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

( both sigh with relief )

( ricochet cracks )

Both: Aaah!

Aaah! Aaaah!

Cleo: Whoa!

Aaah!

( coughing )

( gasps )

You broke... the burial ground.

I do not disagree.

- ( crumbling ) - ( Kosey yowls )

Never seen that tomb before.

And that would be your cue to...

- get out of here. Aah! - Get in there!

Whoa.

( rattling )

Whoa!

- Aaah! - ( clatter )

Whoa.

What's this tablet?

- ( whooshing ) - ( Cleo gasps )

- Gozi: Cleo? - Shh! The tablet. It's--

it's calling to me.

"In the stars,

a hero will collapse the abyyyyss...!"

Aah! No, no, no! No, noooooo!

( screaming )

( screaming continues )

Gozi?

Wait. This is a different tomb!

Girl: Whoa! ( panting )

Aaah! Aaah!

Cyborg:Draktu! Draktu gerroda!

Aaah!

( panting )

( grunting )

( panting )

What?

- Huh? - ( creature shrieks )

Cleo: Yahhh!

Oh, OK. I get it. This is a dream.

Draktu. Draktu gerroda.

Yeah, I've had this kind of dream before.

You're gonna turn into my dad and start barfing up scarab beetles.

-Ahh. - Aah!

This is way worse than the beetles!

Whoa! ( grunts )

- Girl:Ern vui ek! Ern vui ek! - What?!

Hurd kserr. Trek verr rarf aeui imdarkvonzer.

What did you say? What's going on?!

Whoa! Aaah!

Uhh! Whoa!

Not the face!

- Unh! Hey! -Ik kurrae!

Isk iiks o mairor so that va com imdarkstand each other!

- ( whoosh ) - Huh? Aaah!

( Cleo cries out, gasps )

Aaaah!

Girl: This way!

I can understand you now!

Because of the neural translation net.

It uses an algorithm I developed to decipher

and translate unfamiliar phonemes.

I can no longer understand you.

( beeping )

Cleo: Aah!

( grunts )

Whoa!

What is that?!

Boy: Come on!

There's no way I'm going in there--

Aaah!

Aah! Great.

Going in. Hyah!

Cyborgs:Surrender. Surrender immediately.

-Resistance is futile. - I got the book!

- Look out! - Uhhh!

Yahh! Whoaaaa!

- Ha! Whatwere those things?! - Xerxes.

- They're bad. - ( Cleo gasps )

( crackling )

Are you...

some kind of talking statue-boy?

Unh! I have a synthetic arm, OK?

Both arms.

All right, everything except my brain, but I'm still a person!

Girl: Yes, Brian, you're still a person.

He says this every day.

( gasps )

Brian's kinda sensitive about being a cyborg.

Hi there! Heh. I'm Akila.

Love your outfit. Oh, so retro! Is it vintage?

Aaah!

( panting )

All right, Cleo, time to wake up.

Huh?

Cleo: Aaah! Aaaah!

Where's that trumpet guy when I need him?!

Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

A cat! Oh! Finally, something normal.

I need some kitty cuddles. This dream could not get weirder.

Let go of me!

Aaah! It's weirder!

I am Khensu. ProfessorKhensu.

And who, may I ask, are you?

I am Cleopatra, Princess of Egypt,

daughter of King Ptolemy XII.

And if you don't take me homenow,

he's gonna barf beetles on you!

Tablet voice: Running bio-scan.

- Aaah! - All right, Um...hmm.

Gut biome consistent with...

first century B.C. Earth?!

Sequencing DNA...

- ( tablet chiming ) - I-I don't--

It's really her.

Cleopatra. TheCleopatra!

So that ancient prophecy Khensu's always talking about...

It's true? It's true!

- The prophecy is true! - Uh...yeah.

I'm starting to think maybe this isn't a dream.

I'm gonna rub this in everyone's face.

They're all, "Ooh, Khensu and his crazy ancient prophecy."

Well, I was right!

And now I can prove it!

Because you're here!

Will someone please explain something--

just one thing-- in words that I can understand?

Cleopatra, you have been transported far from Earth

thirty thousand years into your future.

And according to the prophecy,

you are the savior of the Nile Galaxy.