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[whistles]
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* Some say I'm just a kid *
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* But I stand talllike a pyramid *
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*One day I'll be mythic *
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* Read about itin hieroglyphics *
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*Ah-ee-ah-ah-oh *
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* It's written in the stars,I'm who I'm gonna be *
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* I'm takin' on the worldthis time *
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* It's written in the starsof all that I can be *
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* I feel the powerin my heart *
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* It's written in the stars *
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[music playing]
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[sensor beeping]
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Brian: The readings
are spiking around here,
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but there's no Uta tablet.
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- Aarrrrrrrrr!
- Aaaah!
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Ha ha! On the plus side,
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these artifacts are all
super weird and creepy!
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Akila:
We should report our findings,
but first things first.
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Ta-da!
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[grunts]
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Picnic? Now?!
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Here?! On a mission?!
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Have I asked
enough questions?!
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To convey my outrage?!
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Relax, Brian.
We've been through this drill
a million times.
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You get some weird readings,
we go to a new planet,
and boom! No Uta tablet.
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[bites, swallows]
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When life gives you gobnobs,
you make gobnob-ade.
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- Am I right?
- Yeah, Bri, take
the op to chill.
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I'm so chill,
I'm not even usin'
whole words RN.
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Guys, we need to take
this search seriously,
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- or we'll never--
- [rumbling]
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Qua-a-a-ake!!!
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Quick! Stand in a doorway.
Or is it don'tstand
in a doorway?
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It's not "play dead,"
that's how you deal with
a Draxonian frog-devil.
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Learned that one
the hard way.
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- [Mihos chitters]
- [all screaming]
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[screaming stops]
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[screaming resumes]
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[all grunt]
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We better get out of here.
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Heeyah! Let's take
this picnic back to the--
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Cleo, why did you
stop talking mid--
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[all screaming]
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[chitters]
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[all gasp]
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Both:
What the what?!
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Akila:
They're...Space Pirates!
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Whoa. It's like
I'm looking in a mirror!
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Yeah, a funhousemirror.
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Aw, crud. Are we
the funhouse version?
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We totally are.
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Look at that cyborg guy!
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Akila:
That's not a cyborg.
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Brian:
Yes, he is.
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He's just a way better one
than me.
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How did we get on your ship?
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Amsaja:
Well, I wanted that tomb,
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and when I want something...
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I take it.
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Whoa. That is seriously cool.
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I mean, stealing is bad and all,
but I think I've got a crush.
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According to
the Space Pirate's code--
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They have a code. Awesome!
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--we must introduce ourselves
before we destroy you.
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I am Amsaja,
Queen of the Space Pirates.
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- This is Ostea.
- PhD in Alien Languages,
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only child,
and feelings expert.
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- Cyborg Dwayne..
- Tech expert
and Dungeon Master.
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And you don't need
to call me Cyborg Dwayne.
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It's just Dwayne.
I don't call you
Biological Organism Amsaja.
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- Mm-kay?
- And Boop.
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Boop!
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I see. And we are...
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Amsaja:
I don't need to know
who you are,
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because you're about
to stop being it.
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- Attack!
- Boop!
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- [grunting]
- [battle noises]
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[roaring]
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Uhhh! Aaah! Uhh! Uhh!
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Uhh! Whoo! Aaah!
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- [panting] Ohh!
- Hahh!
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- Hyahh!
- Whoaaaa!
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Aaaaah! Unh!
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Hahh! Huhh! Yahh!
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Huhh!
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Uhh-yeahh!
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Hahh! Uhh!
[panting] Huh?
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Unhhh!
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You guys are
a little show-offy, huh?
Aaah!
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Space Pirates put a high value
on style and flair.
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What can I say?
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Whoooaaaahh!
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Unhh! [panting]
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- [weapon zaps]
- Wha--?!
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Yeah, you were
pretty good, kid.
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Sorry it has
to end this way.
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OMG, I totally
wanna be you when I grow up.
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Except for the evil part.
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- Zaid: Wait!
- Huh?
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- Zaid!
- [weapon zaps]
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Ahh. Your timing's
as perfect as your hair.
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Let's get
these pirates!
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Whooooo!
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Ha ha!
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Aaaah! Aaaah!
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Whoa!
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Cleo!
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- [zapping]
- Ow!
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Noooo!!!
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- Go on without me.
- Never!
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Cleo [echoing]:
Never, never...
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- Cleo?
- Aah!
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Were you just imagining
you and Zaid fighting
side by side
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and going out in
a romantic blaze
of glory?
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No. What?!
Maybe. A little.
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[clears throat]
Ooh. Heh heh.
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That's Cleopatra.
From the Savior Prophecy?
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And you know who'd pay
a literal ton of credits
for her, right? Octavian.
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[gasps]
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Octavian?! Ooh.
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Wouldn't that
be kind of awkward,
Amsaja?
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Argh! How many times
do I have to tell you,
that was not a date!
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We blew up that satellite
as friends.
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Zaid! You were supposed
to save us!
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Sorry, snakehead,
I'm with the Space Pirates now.
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- [cuffs click]
- [Cleo gasps]
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Didn't I say
he'd drag you down
with him?
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I hate to say
I told ya so.
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Really? It seems like
you're enjoying it.
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Yes, it's very satisfying.
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M-Maybe this won't
be so bad, huh?
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These guys seem
mega-classy.
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Don't let the classiness
fool you, OK?
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- Pirates are ruthless!
- Ostea: Correct.
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Amsaja once destroyed a planet
just to get an exotic spice
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she'd read about
in a food blog.
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Whatever she has planned
for you will be appalling!
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Horrific!
The stuff of nightmares!
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Little step down here.
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Terrible beyond
comprehension!
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[Brian gasps]
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Brian:
Are we in a museum?
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Now I get why
the Space Scavengers
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are so obsessed
with these guys.
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Akila: O-M-G!
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They have an original
Xuxu Von Schnarg!
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We have three.
Xuxu did a residency
here for a while.
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We always take our prisoners
via the scenic route.
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What's the point
in stealing nice things
if you can't show them off?
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Cleo:
Check out this weird
vasey-thingie.
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Don't touch that.
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Kinda jumpy
about the vase,
aren't you?
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Must be worth a buttload.
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It has...sentimental value.
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Boop?
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Because I stole it
from my ex-boyfriend,
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the telepathic
space-shark ninja.
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Ohh! You really are
the coolest!
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Yeah, I know.
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Now, tour's over.
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- Waah! Aaah!
- [crackling]
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[panting]
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Huh. Nice work, Zaid.
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Not only are you leading us
to the Uta tablet...
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[gasps]
What?!
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...but you also helped me
capture the Savior.
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Expect a nice bonus.
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Zaid! That's...
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so messed up!
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Yahh! Aaah!
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[giggling]
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I'm gonna get you for this,
Zaid.
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I'm gonna get you!
Arggh! Gahh! Unhh!
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Wow. I thought he was
a regular bad boy,
but a pirate?
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That makes him
an elitebad boy.
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I'm kind of impressed.
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You like him morenow?!
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Are you listening
to yourself?!
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Yahhh!
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Gahh!
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This is the worst thing ever!
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[sighs] Yeah,
because Octavian's
gonna conquer the galaxy?
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No! Because Zaid
doesn't like me back!
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I think we have
different definitions
of the word "worst."
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[groans]
Why do we always wind up
locked in cells?
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I mean, sure,
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this is the nicest cell
we've ever been locked in...
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but it's the third time
this week!
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I know things
look pretty bad,
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but we can brainstorm
our way out of it!
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Let's pitch ideas!
I'll start. OK.
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My idea is for us
to pitch ideas.
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OK, now, Cleo,
you go!
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Ugh.
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Does anything
even matter anymore?
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I mean, maybe we should
just join Octavian.
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She's in a heartbreak spiral
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and I'm a sympathetic spiraler!
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Maybe there's no point
to any of this.
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Why are we even trying?
We should just give up! I--
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- [angry chittering]
- Good point.
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Come on, think!
There are no bad ideas.
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I know! I could
challenge the pirates
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to a chundridge-guzzling
competition!
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Oh! Or I could
study hard,
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take the pirate exam,
become a pirate,
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and slowly earn their trust
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over the next
three-to-seven decades!
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Huh. Turns out
there arebad ideas.
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Yeah, real bad.
Steaming pile of bad.
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[tablet beeping]
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Hey, Ostea. I was thinkin'
I'd mess with the prisoners
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by taking 'em to that cell
with the tacky carpet.
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Oh, the green?
Such a trashy pattern, right?
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Andit clashes
with the drapes.
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So: you go torture them
with poor interior design,
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and I'll wrap up
the latest issue
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of the Space Pirate'sNewsletter.
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They have a newsletter?!
So jelly.
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Aaah!
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Guys, I'm getting you
out of here.
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Brian:
And why would you do that?
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Because I'm not
really a pirate.
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So you're not an elite bad boy,
you're just a regular bad boy?
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- That's disappointing.
- What?!
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Really? Really?!
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I grew up around pirates,
so I have their trust.
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But I've been leading them
to a fake Uta tablet.
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Just to make a few bucks.
C'mon, space is expensive.
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Huh?
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Yeaahh-uhh! Aaah!
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[battle cries continue]
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Cut it out! I only told Amsaja
you were the Savior
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so she'd know
you were valuable.
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Otherwise, she would have
flushed you into space--
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without suits!
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I bought you some time
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so I can sneak you
back to your ship!
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You shouldn't have been messing
with the pirates at all!
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I thought you were
better than that!
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And also,I thought
we were going to die together
in a romantic blaze of glory,
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and now I'm
weirdly disappointed
that we're alive!
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- Uh, what?
- Uh, what?
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Don't judge me!
I said it was weird!
247
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:51,815
Cleo, we can all agree
Zaid's done some dubious stuff,
248
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,610
but he's our best chance
for escape right now!
249
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,954
You can still
be mad at him,
250
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,279
just don't be so mad
251
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,413
that you don't
let him help us!
252
00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,871
Ohhh. Fine.
253
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,831
I have a plan
to get you out of here,
254
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:06,882
but you have to do
exactly as I say. Cool?
255
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,996
- Cool.
- Cool.
256
00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:11,174
[coughs] Cleo!
Say "cool!"
257
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,262
I think she's just
pretending she can't hear me
258
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:15,548
because that's
how mature she is.
259
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,052
Did someone say something?
260
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,433
Because I can't hear people
who I thought were my friends
261
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,561
but it turns out they
only care about themselves.
262
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,728
I will go along with the plan,
263
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:27,267
but I'm still mad
at a certain someone
whom I cannot see or hear.
264
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:30,072
All right. Brian,
would you tell Cleo
265
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,396
I'm gonna take you back
to your ship?
266
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,281
Yeah, sure.
And would you tell her
267
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,398
to return
my Mistress Punchfire mug?
268
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:38,025
I said "borrow,"
not "keep." Unh-unh.
269
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,203
OK. Look,
if we come across
any pirates,
270
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,041
you have to act like
scared prisoners.
271
00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:43,117
Whoo! I love acting!
272
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:46,411
Maybe I'll be
a French character.
273
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,376
Why French?
It's a dead language.
274
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:51,086
Exactly! No one knows
if you're doing it right!
275
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:54,707
Bonjour.Eiffel Tower.
Potpourri.
276
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,256
Mwah! Mwah!
277
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,179
I think this character's
great!
278
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,838
There's a lot
riding on this!
279
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,096
You have to be
believable!
280
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,927
Camembert, escargot,
281
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,392
stripey shirts...and mime.
282
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:11,313
I'm sogetting
flushed into space
without a suit.
283
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,945
Hey! What's going on here?
284
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,453
Ha! I'm taking these prisoners
285
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,495
to the cell with
the ugly chandelier
286
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,169
to mess with them.
287
00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,917
Ha! They'll be so
aesthetically uncomfortable.
288
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,710
That'll teach 'em.
289
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,803
Ya know,
this primitive cyborg
290
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:38,339
would make for
great spare parts.
291
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:41,013
Primitive?! I may
have weird knees,
292
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,972
but I'm a very
sophisticated piece
293
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,563
of biosynthetic technology!
294
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,347
Slow your baguettes,
Bri-Bri.
295
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,941
I'm going to use your insides
to fix a cleaning mech.
296
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,187
Aaah!
297
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,522
No! I mean,
298
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:55,324
you should probably
ask Amsaja first?
299
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:58,818
She might have other plans
for his, uh, insides.
300
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,702
Yeah. Hmm.
301
00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:01,949
Good point.
302
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,410
But I'm taking this!
303
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,660
- Hey!
- You'll be fine without it.
304
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,042
A little sweaty, maybe.
305
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,828
I'll show you sweaty!
306
00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:11,752
[gasps]
307
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,131
[straining noises]
308
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,675
Oh. Ha! I thought
you were gonna do something,
309
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:24,177
but you're literally
just showing me sweaty.
310
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,060
Wow.
311
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,387
Ohh. That could
have been worse.
312
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:31,733
Does anyone
hear someone talking?
'Cause I don't.
313
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,900
Sacre bleu!
Croissant!
314
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,398
Fashion
and frogs legs!
315
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,861
Wuhh! [thud]
316
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:38,941
Unhh.
317
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,145
Ahhh.
318
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:43,530
[beeping]
319
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,493
Zaid: Uh-oh.
320
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,084
Um, hey, Boop.
321
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,883
Boop?
322
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,382
I-I'm just takin' the prisoners
323
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,053
to the cell with
the nasty wallpaper.
324
00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:05,052
Boop? Boop-boop-boop,
boop, boop, boop?
325
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,885
Oh. Right.
326
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,470
We remodeled that cell into
327
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,805
a tasteful mid-millennium
modern motif.
328
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,440
So...I guess, well--
329
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:18,068
- [chittering]
- [booping]
330
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,528
[chittering, booping
continues]
331
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,738
[booping, chittering]
332
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,160
[both laughing]
333
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,583
[booping, chittering]
334
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:31,078
Well, what did she say?
It looked like it went well.
335
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,456
- [alarm blaring]
- It did not go well.
336
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,670
Run!!!
337
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,501
Did you guys hear something?
338
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,966
'Cause I can't--
Oh, forget it.
339
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:45,177
Cleo: Come on!
Let's cut through here!
340
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,138
Zaid:
This way's safer!
341
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,888
I can't hear you!
342
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,770
Arggh! You obviously can!
343
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,978
[all panting]
344
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:57,309
Akila: Oh, this place
is seriously impressive!
345
00:14:57,355 --> 00:15:00,105
I know. I don't want
to give props to the pirates,
346
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:03,150
but they're cool--
terrible, but cool.
347
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,784
Brian:
Hurry, before they--
348
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,912
This time,
don't worry about
capturing them alive!
349
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,620
But if you damage
anyof the art,
350
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,541
I will punish you
in a way so creative
yet horrifying
351
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,751
that I can't even
mention it right now!
Attack!
352
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:23,343
Hey! What am I supposed
to use for a weapon?
353
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:26,471
Geeyahh! There!
Now you're armed.
354
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,299
I will make you pay for that--
355
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:31,465
both the statue
andthe terrible pun! Uhh!
356
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:34,234
Isn't it time
to stop being mad?
357
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,687
Look, I'll do anything!
358
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,727
I'll even cut my hair
if you want.
359
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,021
Not the hair!
360
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,774
[grunting, shouting]
361
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:49,157
Come on! Not cool, guys!
362
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:51,529
[chittering, booping]
363
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:56,246
Good thing my reflexes
are 20 times human normal!
364
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,209
Twenty?
I'm only 12 times.
365
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,499
Whoo-hoo!
366
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,005
But sometimes that's enough.
367
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:05,667
Yahhh!
368
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,465
Oopsy-daisy!
369
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,429
[both shout]
370
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,639
Nice save!
371
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,759
That's a valuable
200th century Vlagrobian.
372
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:16,226
I know. Art history
is my middle name.
373
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,557
To be clear:
not literally.
374
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,063
Ha! Right.
375
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:23,395
My middle name's Cleopatra!
Which is weird, because...
376
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:26,611
I was named after my best friend
who's from the past!
377
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:29,283
That must be
very awkward for you.
378
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,912
- Yeah, a little.
- [both grunting]
379
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,870
I feel like under
different circumstances...
380
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,201
we would be friends!
381
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,496
[gasps] Me too!
382
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,330
- Yaaahhh!
- [thud] Ohh!
383
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:43,455
- Sorry!
- Just doing your job!
384
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:47,473
Time to get disassembled,
cyborg!
385
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,887
No, thank you.
I quite like being...
386
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:53,177
assembled! Eeeyahh!
387
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:56,601
How was that
supposed to stop me?
Ha ha ha!
388
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,601
Boy, you really are
a primitive model,
aren't you?
389
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:03,984
Maybe, or maybe I just
wanted to distract you.
390
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,904
[robo-gibbering]
391
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:08,862
I'm so sorry I called you
p-p-p-p-p-p-primitive.
392
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,783
You see, like all mean people,
393
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:15,873
I'm just...insecure...
394
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,620
- [powers down]
- [thud]
395
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,615
Whoo! Big fan.
396
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:22,746
Uhhh!
397
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,422
Ooh, you've got
some movies, Zaid.
398
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,878
[both grunting]
399
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,755
Uhh! What?
400
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,718
Whoa! Ahh!
401
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,434
You could have made
a great pirate--
402
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:40,604
if you weren't
such a good guy. Yahh!
403
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,103
What?
404
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,935
Looks like you
could use some help. Yahh!
405
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,781
- Cleo, you're talking
to me again.
- No, I'm not.
406
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:50,777
You are sobad at pretending
you can't hear things.
407
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,320
Grrrr!
408
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:02,995
Heeyahh!
409
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,341
[battle cries]
410
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:08,672
Uhhh!
411
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:09,963
Uhhh...uhhh...
412
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,756
Yahhh! Yahh!
413
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:13,801
Yahhh!
414
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,758
[panting]
415
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,886
Unhhh!
416
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:21,935
[gasps]
417
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,556
Ahhh...
418
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,693
Aaaah!
419
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:25,689
Yahhh!
420
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:31,821
[panting]
421
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,369
You see, this is why
422
00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:39,869
I don't care about
anyone or anything.
423
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,661
It only gets you in trouble.
424
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:44,245
But you docare
about something.
425
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:49,304
[snorts]
I don't care about
that stupid vase.
426
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,007
Then I guess
it doesn't matter
427
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,047
- if I do this.
- No!
428
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:56,091
Looks like I'min a position
to bargain.
429
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,256
Darn it, Amsaja,
it's Pirate 101.
430
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:01,224
Never reveal
you care about anything.
431
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,020
Pirates, stand down.
432
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,310
- [chittering]
- Boop?
433
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:08,403
Let us go...
or the vase gets it.
434
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,864
You know what?
You did exactly
435
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,401
what I would have done
in your situation.
436
00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,832
[Akila laughs nervously]
437
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:21,287
You really do have
a beautiful collection
438
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,827
andexcellent taste.
Congratulations!
439
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,422
Huh?
440
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,288
Whoa!
441
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,763
Aw. No more bargain.
442
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,723
[all cry out]
443
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,604
Uhhh-yahh!
444
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,346
Ohhh!
445
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:51,186
You missed her on purpose!
446
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:53,362
[snorts]
Don't be ridiculous.
447
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:54,941
I-- I--
448
00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:56,146
No, I didn't.
449
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:59,026
Yeah. I like
those guys too.
450
00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:00,704
Oh. Let's not tell anyone.
451
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:03,542
Neverreveal
you care about anything.
452
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:08,327
[spacecraft whooshing]
453
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,745
[Zaid panting]
454
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:12,094
You saved me!
455
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,088
I-I guess that means
you forgive me?
456
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,590
No way.
457
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:19,006
Well, maybe a little...way.
458
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,095
[gasps] Oh, no!
459
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,848
You lost your flippy hair!
460
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:24,930
[chuckles]
461
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,894
*
462
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:36,815
- Huh?
- [alarm blaring]
463
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:37,991
The Space Pirates!
464
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,569
There's no way
to escape!
465
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,406
We can't go down
without a fight!
466
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,332
We'll fight together,
Zaid!
467
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,961
- But first...
- What?
468
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,747
[loud smooch]
469
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,881
- [panicked grunts]
- [gasping]
470
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:02,471
Mmm...mmm...mmm...
471
00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:04,852
- Cleo?
- Huh? Me?!
472
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,307
Heh. I wasn't imagining
473
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:12,232
me and Zaid
going out in a romantic
blaze of glory again!
474
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,362
Uh-uh! No way!
Hee hee! Hahaha!
475
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:15,859
Wait. If it's a fantasy,
476
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,900
then why does it
always end badly?
477
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,244
I dunno, man.
I guess I got some issues.
478
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,570
Wait! I'll try again.
479
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,744
Mmm...mmm...mmm...mmm...
480
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,504
I'm so totally lost
right now.
481
00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:29,867
Because your brains
were in your flippy hair.
482
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:31,374
Dummy.
483
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:32,876
Hmm?
484
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,747
[whooshing]
485
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:43,801
[music playing]
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