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(gentle percussive music)
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(cars honking)
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- Buggering hell!
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- That's a must-see.
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I can't find it
in the guidebook.
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- No, Mum, it's the traffic.
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We've barely moved three inches.
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- Keep calm, dear.
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Have a biscuit.
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Caribbean Crumbler.
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- What makes it Caribbean?
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A dash of rum and some
desecrated coconut.
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- You mean desiccated?
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- No.
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- Ugh!
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(laughs)
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Still, the end
justifies the means.
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French Revolution, Mum.
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I'll give you the
full lecture in Paris.
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- I'm glad you're excited, dear.
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- I really am.
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A grand tour, prepaid.
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The empires, the art,
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the big questions of
Europe then and now.
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- Yes.
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Do we still get duty-free?
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- I think it's
gonna be something
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really special to remember.
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Because ...
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I know you don't want to
talk about it, but ...
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- What?
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- The C word.
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- I've never had a
problem talking cun--
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- The other one, Mum.
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Cancer.
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- Why?
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Who's got cancer?
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- Mum!
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- Rollmop?
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(energetic rock music)
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Frannie, what's the matter?
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You're surprised,
upset, confused?
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How many syllables?
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What does it rhyme with?
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Oh, you're angry.
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(Fran grunts)
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Sit there.
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I'll go and put the kettle on.
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(breathing forcibly)
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Here, eat your feelings, dear.
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Look ...
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Perhaps I shouldn't have let
you run away with that detail.
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- We're in post-factual times.
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And it was hard getting
a word in edgeways
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with you fan-splaining
every Saxon settlement.
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- Ha!
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- I just wanted to spend
time with you, Frannie.
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Didn't you say that the
end justifies the means?
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- Don't you dare use
history against me!
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- But it was against us!
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I was trying to
fix it, that's all.
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- That's all?
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- We were just starting to
enjoy it, and each other.
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And we still can.
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Look.
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- [Fran] Unbelievable!
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- There is a silver lining
to all this, you know.
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I am not dying.
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Frannie ...
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you're part of me.
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- Here we go!
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You always say that.
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Well, look where it's got me.
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- I didn't have the life
I thought I would either.
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The things I missed out on--
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- (scoffs) You
don't get sympathy.
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You lied.
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- So what?
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That's what we do when
things are difficult,
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when they're hard and painful.
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- This whole trip has
been about pretending
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you weren't a shit mum!
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That's the truth!
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- Well, here's
some truth for you.
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You were too fat
for the ballet club.
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The cat didn't
move to Brighton--
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- Time to go.
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- [Mim] Frannie!
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- No!
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The things you say and do
have consequences, Mum.
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So, cancer isn't going to
kill you, but I just might.
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- What are you saying?
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- I'm saying, congratulations.
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You've got your life back.
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I'm going to get mine.
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(soft music)
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(door slams)
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- We had to cover your
absence with a supply teacher.
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- It was half term.
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- It was, but then you didn't
come back for five weeks.
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- Could we call it a sabbatical?
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- I know you've had
some personal issues.
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Don't worry about the postcard.
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I intercepted it.
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Some rather strong words to
the Chair of the Governors.
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- Oh, Mum!
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- I am sorry you didn't
get the promotion.
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- [Fran] How is the
new Head of Department?
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- He's very good.
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Yes.
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Very good.
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Very hands on with
the Sixth Form.
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- [Fran] Great!
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- Now, Fran ...
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I have always liked you.
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- You have?
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- I've always felt
we had a connection.
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Me, geography, you, history.
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- The humanities.
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- Now that you don't
work here anymore, Fran,
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would you like to
mudlark with me?
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- I beg your pardon?
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- We could go for dinner.
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Who knows?
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- Uh ...
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I shall have to think
about that one, Sir.
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- Nigel.
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- Sir Nigel.
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There's been a lot to take in.
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At home.
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- Yes, of course.
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- Here.
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- No pressure.
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- And I have to find a job.
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- You could always
tutor for a bit.
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- Okay.
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That's enough for
today, I think.
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Yeah.
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Right.
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(cellphone beeps)
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(soft music)
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Nope!
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Frannie, I'm doing your
favorite: moussaka, no mince,
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I'm gonna dice up a quail.
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And life's too
short for bechamel.
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I'm using Delia's cheat recipe,
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and I know you love
ready-made custard.
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I'm making enough for two.
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(call disconnects)
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Oh, bum!
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Answering machines.
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I've been to some terrible
places in my time.
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But being sent to
Coventry is the worst.
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Okay, so I told her I was dying.
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Technically, we all are.
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Big deal.
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You fancy coming to Norfolk
with me to catch crabs?
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(rattling)
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(gentle music)
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* Well you taught me
to drive in the city *
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* And I taught you
to hoLd your tongue *
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* You've been thinking
it's all dandy *
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* While I've been
fearing it's far gone *
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Frannie?
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* Oh I know that I'm
a risk for flying *
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* Running faster than
I thought I could *
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* Burning bridges
that nobody would *
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* Yes I've done
this once before *
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* Ooh I've done
this once before *
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* Oh and I don't wanna
break your heart *
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* Oh and I don't wanna
break your heart *
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* And I don't wanna
break your heart *
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* Though I feat that's
wear I'm headed *
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* Yes I've done
this once before *
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* Oh I fear that's
where I'm headed *
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* Yes I've one
this once before *
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* Well you taught me
to drive in the city *
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* And I taught you
to hold your tongue *
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Well, I guess it's
just you and me now.
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Right.
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- I think Hitler's
foreign policy
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was possibly more
than "a wind-up".
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- We'll put "crumb" then, innit?
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- What?
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(cellphone rings)
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- (chuckles) That
is your ringtone?
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Tradge!
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- Just focus on
the essay, please.
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- For real, is that your phone?
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I had that when I
was in year three.
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- It's perfectly
functional, thank you.
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I just haven't upgraded
the operating thingy.
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Do you ...
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- This is some jank kit, man.
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Password?
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Like I want to read
your phone, Miss.
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You've got nothing I ain't.
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Except for, like, a
million missed calls.
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- Ugh, from my mother.
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Can you block her?
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- But it ain't her ringing you.
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It's a Mr. Merdon.
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- Give that back!
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- Are you blue-balling him?
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- Just get on with your work.
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- Hold the goddess pose.
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Breathing deeply down
into the pelvic chakra.
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Before moving on to the heart.
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Now, gently into
your uttanasana.
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- What?
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00:10:27,933 --> 00:10:29,333
- The uttanasana.
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Bend forward, feel
yourself unblocking.
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(farts)
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(groans)
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(breathing heavily)
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(beeping)
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- Fran?
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(energetic rock music)
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Fran!
(gasps)
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I didn't know you were
so fast on your feet.
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- Only short bursts.
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- Sorry.
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I really couldn't
wait to speak to you.
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- Listen, Mr. Merdon--
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- Nigel.
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- Merdon.
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Maybe I could potentially
like you, you're so tenacious.
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- No, Fran, there's a
situation at school.
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- Oh.
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What?
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- You remember the new
appointment I told you about
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that got the promotion?
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- Oh, yeah, "very hands-on".
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- A little too hands-on,
as it turns out.
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He's run off to Belgium,
with a sixth former.
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The job is yours.
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- When can I start?
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(energetic music)
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00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:06,527
Those who cannot
remember the past
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are condemned to repeat it.
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00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:12,797
And even those who
can obsessively
remember every detail
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from a misspelled
birthday card in 1987
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to a jibe about
facial hair in 2017
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are doomed to relive it
until they understand it.
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Yes, history will set you free.
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(gentle music)
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- I've finally done it!
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- Sounds like it.
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I got your distress calls.
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- Oh, Pat, I've been
at my wits' end.
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- Well, luckily I am not reading
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this month's book club
choice on principle.
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So I am free to
come along and hear
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exactly what you've
done wrong now.
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- I'll just get my hat.
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- Hat?
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No, no!
258
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We do this at my country club.
259
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The dress code is very specific.
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- But it's a Robin Hood fun day.
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- Off!
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That was a bloody
stupid thing to say.
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- So how can I make
things right with her?
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What would you do?
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00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:27,770
- Gemma and I have
hardly had a cross word,
266
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let alone a set-to about
a faked terminal illness.
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- I tried to keep things going.
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Carpe diem.
269
00:13:38,267 --> 00:13:42,527
I even tried yoga to have
my chakras re-pointed.
270
00:13:42,533 --> 00:13:43,733
But right in the middle of it
271
00:13:43,733 --> 00:13:46,503
I was gripped by
this terrible pain.
272
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,900
- Probably indigestion.
273
00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:51,070
My Ronnie has been a
martyr to reflux for years.
274
00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:52,667
That's why I put him
in the guest room.
275
00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:54,297
- But it didn't go, Pat.
276
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:57,330
And ever since I've
had this dreadful guilt
277
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,703
hanging about my solar plexus.
278
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,700
- Well, at least you're
being honest now.
279
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:03,830
- Not about everything.
280
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,500
- What else have you
stolen from my house?
281
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:09,930
- Nothing!
282
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,173
- Mim, why did you take that?
283
00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:15,067
- Because it's the one thing
284
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:17,697
that I always meant to tell her.
285
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:19,800
- What can you tell her
now, after all this time?
286
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,630
- But maybe--
- But nothing.
287
00:14:21,633 --> 00:14:24,503
My advice to you is the
same as it was in 1981.
288
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:27,230
- Don't crash the royal
wedding in a white bikini?
289
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,933
- Oh, don't be obtuse, Mim.
290
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,700
You didn't listen to me then,
please listen to me now.
291
00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:34,870
Leave well alone.
292
00:14:39,633 --> 00:14:42,203
(gentle music)
293
00:14:57,933 --> 00:15:00,903
- Softly, softly, catchy monkey.
294
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,370
- Any plans for the weekend?
295
00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:19,727
- Sleep, marking, more sleep.
296
00:15:19,733 --> 00:15:22,903
- Yes, well, as we say
in secondary headship,
297
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,900
the first seven
terms are the worst.
298
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,100
(chuckling)
299
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,600
Gallows humor.
300
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,430
Fran?
301
00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:29,473
- Yes?
302
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:30,297
- Frannie!
303
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,700
- What are you doing here?
304
00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:39,070
- You don't answer the phone,
you don't reply to my emails.
305
00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:40,467
- Well, luckily I was hacked
306
00:15:40,467 --> 00:15:42,527
and had to reset my password
to something I cannot remember.
307
00:15:42,533 --> 00:15:44,573
- I had to see you, Frannie.
308
00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:46,527
- Look, I don't have
time for this, Mum.
309
00:15:46,533 --> 00:15:49,273
I'm very busy now I'm
Head of Department.
310
00:15:49,267 --> 00:15:51,127
- I'm very happy
for you, if you are.
311
00:15:51,133 --> 00:15:52,803
- Of course I'm happy.
312
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,870
Is that why you're here,
to ruin it all again?
313
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,067
- No!
314
00:15:57,067 --> 00:16:00,067
Do whatever boring
job you want, Frannie.
315
00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:01,227
Please.
316
00:16:01,233 --> 00:16:03,403
I just need you to
understand something.
317
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,570
I've only just come to
understand it myself.
318
00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:07,227
- You're a liar
and a narcissist?
319
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:13,197
- The whole trip I was
trying to tell you a truth.
320
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,470
I was!
321
00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:16,297
But I didn't have
much to give you.
322
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:18,200
- A bit like my
10th birthday, then?
323
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,270
What did I want?
324
00:16:19,267 --> 00:16:20,797
A world atlas.
325
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,170
What did I get?
326
00:16:22,167 --> 00:16:25,097
The Kama Sutra in Braille.
327
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:27,130
- You were always such a prude.
328
00:16:28,367 --> 00:16:29,967
Oh!
329
00:16:29,967 --> 00:16:31,627
I don't feel good.
330
00:16:31,633 --> 00:16:33,133
- I think we've done that one.
331
00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:36,973
- Look, I know you
hate me right now,
332
00:16:36,967 --> 00:16:40,597
but I bring this out of love.
333
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,200
I have in my hand
a piece of paper--
334
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,830
- Oh, don't!
335
00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:47,503
And Chamberlain said, "I hold
in my hand," so get it right.
336
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,200
- I just want peace, Fra--
337
00:16:52,767 --> 00:16:53,797
(thumping)
338
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,170
- Ugh!
339
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,370
Are you really doing this?
340
00:16:58,367 --> 00:17:00,667
You're so embarrassing!
341
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,167
I'm walking, Mum.
342
00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:03,227
- Fran!
343
00:17:03,233 --> 00:17:04,873
- No, leave her.
344
00:17:04,867 --> 00:17:06,197
She is fine.
345
00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:09,603
(moaning)
346
00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:15,597
(soft music)
347
00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:18,067
- Hi.
348
00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:22,897
Now, as you know, I
can't tutor you any more.
349
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:23,730
- Gutted.
350
00:17:23,733 --> 00:17:24,603
- Likewise.
351
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,600
But one last thing.
352
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:29,470
I don't know what you did to
my phone, but it's gone weird.
353
00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:31,397
It doesn't ring
or play messages.
354
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,870
- (chuckles) Or, like,
you had it on silent.
355
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:41,630
- [Nigel] Hi, Fran, please call
as soon as you can, please.
356
00:17:41,633 --> 00:17:42,973
It's your mother.
357
00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:44,397
We had to call an ambulance.
358
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,230
- And ...
359
00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:46,133
delete.
360
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,533
- That is cold, man!
361
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:50,403
- You really don't
know the half of it.
362
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,230
Which reminds me.
363
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,900
Your history essay.
364
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,400
- I just don't get it.
365
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,900
The Cold War, two superpowers,
366
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:02,800
each fearing the other
was intent on domination,
367
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,700
brought to the brink
of mutual destruction
368
00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:08,830
by decades of mistrust
and misunderstanding.
369
00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:10,473
- They should have
just got on the blower.
370
00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:13,397
- Well, there was a hotline,
telex machine, really, but ...
371
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,073
Yes, fine.
372
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:21,597
- Hello.
373
00:18:23,733 --> 00:18:26,173
(soft music)
374
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,370
- Fran!
375
00:18:28,367 --> 00:18:29,197
- Where is she?
376
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,570
- She was in there.
377
00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:40,673
- Oh.
378
00:18:56,933 --> 00:18:58,303
Oh, I didn't hate you.
379
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,630
Not really.
380
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:05,597
I loved you.
381
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,573
- I'm very glad to hear it.
382
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:12,597
- Mum!
383
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,370
- I told you I was ill.
384
00:19:14,367 --> 00:19:15,897
- What?
385
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:19,500
Have you somehow suddenly got
cancer just to prove a point?
386
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,830
- No, it's nothing like that.
387
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:24,273
What your mother has is
a chronic case of life.
388
00:19:24,267 --> 00:19:27,197
With added diabetes, cholesterol
and high blood pressure.
389
00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:29,173
- I see.
390
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:30,397
- Good.
391
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,500
Because she's not in
the best of shape.
392
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,470
Not getting any younger
393
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:37,097
and when trying to do
too much on her ...
394
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:38,130
own ...
395
00:19:39,767 --> 00:19:41,597
- Well, she stopped
speaking to me.
396
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,370
- [Doctor] Something's
got to give.
397
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,497
- Well, how long has she got?
398
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,930
- There's no need to panic.
399
00:19:47,933 --> 00:19:50,473
But I will say this.
400
00:19:50,467 --> 00:19:53,627
If there are things you
want to do, do them.
401
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:00,733
- Frannie ...
402
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,130
- Yes, Mum?
403
00:20:07,267 --> 00:20:08,397
- Can I have a biscuit?
404
00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:12,827
(upbeat music)
405
00:20:15,067 --> 00:20:15,997
Where's my biscuit?
406
00:20:18,433 --> 00:20:21,303
- Mum, you heard
what the doctor said.
407
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,270
- Yeah, yeah, high
this, low that.
408
00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:26,897
- No, the other bit.
409
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:27,930
- I'm dying?
410
00:20:27,933 --> 00:20:29,173
- Yes.
411
00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:30,127
We all are.
412
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,300
- Well, what the fuck are
we going to do about it?
413
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,430
- Come on.
414
00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:36,503
Let's get out of here.
415
00:20:38,067 --> 00:20:39,267
- My bucket?
416
00:20:39,267 --> 00:20:40,367
- Your bucket.
417
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,500
(energetic music)
418
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,373
Okay, let's do this.
419
00:21:01,367 --> 00:21:02,467
Bags, check.
420
00:21:02,467 --> 00:21:03,497
Passports, check.
421
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:06,100
Foul smelling Tupperware, check.
422
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:08,200
Mum, check.
423
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,430
You, me and the open road.
424
00:21:11,433 --> 00:21:12,573
Where next, right?
425
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,830
- Frannie ...
426
00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:17,303
- Yeah?
427
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:20,200
- You know I said there was
something I wanted to tell you.
428
00:21:21,967 --> 00:21:23,197
- Yeah.
429
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,200
- Well, I collapsed, and
you left me for dead.
430
00:21:27,733 --> 00:21:28,673
- Why have you
brought that photo
431
00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:30,467
of Gemma and the bunny man?
432
00:21:30,467 --> 00:21:31,567
- It's not Gemma.
433
00:21:33,367 --> 00:21:34,197
It's you.
434
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,630
And your father.
435
00:21:38,467 --> 00:21:41,727
- You said he died
before I was born.
436
00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:43,633
- It was easier.
437
00:21:43,633 --> 00:21:45,773
I was a single mother,
it was the '80s.
438
00:21:45,767 --> 00:21:48,527
It seemed like a good
idea at the time.
439
00:21:48,533 --> 00:21:50,173
- That's what you said
about Betamax, Mum.
440
00:21:50,167 --> 00:21:51,697
This is my father!
441
00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:54,200
- I know, but it
was complicated.
442
00:21:55,267 --> 00:21:56,867
He was a little bit unreliable.
443
00:21:58,367 --> 00:21:59,427
A little married.
444
00:22:01,133 --> 00:22:02,703
Actually, he was rather little.
445
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,400
- You said you barely knew him.
446
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,100
- He had the delicate
touch of a librarian,
447
00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:11,770
fingering me like
a rare manuscript
448
00:22:11,767 --> 00:22:13,497
in his little white gloves.
449
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,570
- You said he came and went.
450
00:22:16,567 --> 00:22:18,197
- Well, that bit's true.
451
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,070
He never lingered post-coitally.
452
00:22:21,067 --> 00:22:22,927
- I met him, then?
453
00:22:22,933 --> 00:22:24,303
- [Mim] Once or twice, yes.
454
00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:26,930
- So what happened?
455
00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:30,970
- I told him it
was all or nothing.
456
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,800
And he broke my heart.
457
00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:36,730
- I'm sorry.
458
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:40,100
- You only tore
my perineum, dear.
459
00:22:41,433 --> 00:22:43,573
- And so, what, he took off?
460
00:22:43,567 --> 00:22:44,597
- We lost touch.
461
00:22:45,767 --> 00:22:47,667
Easy to disappear
before the internet.
462
00:22:48,833 --> 00:22:51,303
- So there was
nothing to tell me.
463
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:53,930
- Well, not back then--
464
00:22:53,933 --> 00:22:55,433
- Fair enough, I guess.
465
00:22:55,433 --> 00:22:57,703
And ultimately, so what?
466
00:22:59,067 --> 00:23:01,397
Never knew him,
never missed him.
467
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:03,370
But thanks, Mum.
468
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,270
I get why you're telling me now.
469
00:23:07,433 --> 00:23:08,473
- You do?
470
00:23:08,467 --> 00:23:10,227
- It's the last truth, isn't it?
471
00:23:10,233 --> 00:23:11,703
- Well, I'm not sure--
472
00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:14,800
- I'm not sure how I'm supposed
to feel, but that's just it.
473
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,670
I have got to figure
this shit out.
474
00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:21,497
Blank slate, no
issues, off we go.
475
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:22,430
(engine starts)
476
00:23:22,433 --> 00:23:24,103
So, come on.
477
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:25,870
Northern lights?
478
00:23:25,867 --> 00:23:27,127
Las Vegas?
479
00:23:27,133 --> 00:23:30,703
Bareback llama wrestling
at Machu bloody Picchu?
480
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:31,900
(chuckling)
481
00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:33,100
- That sounds good.
482
00:23:34,167 --> 00:23:36,297
And we can do it all on the way.
483
00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:37,130
- What?
484
00:23:37,133 --> 00:23:38,673
Way to where?
485
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:39,497
- Your father.
486
00:23:42,133 --> 00:23:44,073
I think I know where he is
487
00:23:44,067 --> 00:23:46,627
(gentle music)
488
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:52,130
(energetic rock music)
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