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Are you guys ready? Roll camera.
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Lisanne, 32A, magazine editor.
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- You want the bra off, too?
- Yeah.
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You're not showing my face, are you?
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Okay, because I would die
if anyone knew I was doing this.
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Hold on.
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There! There you have it.
What do you want me to say?
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How do you feel about your breasts?
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How do I feel about my breasts?
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How would you feel about them?
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I've gone to the dentist and had tools
laid on my chest as though it was a tray.
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As though it was a totally flat place
upon which a person can...
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unthinkingly lay their things
and get them later.
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I know you don't like it that I'm getting
the operation because you're feminists.
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We're not trying to make
any judgments here.
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Okay. Good, because I don't care
if you did. I would just say, "Kiss my ass."
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I'm doing this for me
and I don't care what anybody says.
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I wanna have big tits.
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We now transmit you direct
to the laboratory of Captain Z-Ro.
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Please stand by.
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All right, Roger, set the location
and activate the view screen.
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There you are, Jet:
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The Great Pyramids of Egypt,
nearly 4,000 years old.
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How does he do it?
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Okay, Roger,
move to the chair and sit down.
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- Stand by to activate the time machine.
- Yes, sir.
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Set it for the year 2000 BC.
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Bring up the voltage to one million.
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Thermo gauge: 40.5.
Stand by to activate the reactor.
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Yes, sir.
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- Petro?
- Yes, Captain.
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Stand by to operate the time machine.
Set it at 991.875.
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That's awfully high.
Where in the world are you going?
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Back to the Great Pyramid of Giza,
in the year 2000 BC.
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- Stand by for signals.
- Yes, sir.
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I'm separating the alveolus
from the vomer.
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What do I need?
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- You would need the...
- No, Steve.
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Kevin?
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- Kevin?
- Sir?
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Never mind.
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That's all right.
Go back to what you were doing.
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It's peculiar...
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I have this 12-year-old boy here,
we've got an aponeurosis of the velum.
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Since he's here at this operating room,
why don't we give him some of that...
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What do you call it? Medical attention.
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- Aufricht retractor?
- Today!
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- What's that?
- What is what?
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- What's that you're holding?
- An aufricht retractor.
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- Really?
- I made some modifications to it.
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I integrated a spring-tension device
that makes it easier...
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An aufricht retractor, you idiot!
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A real aufricht retractor!
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Aufricht retractor.
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Thank you.
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Did I ask you to modify it? Did I?
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No, I told you to fetch it, you moron.
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Asshole!
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- Watch your language.
- What a degrading sadist!
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That's it. After my rotation,
I'm out of here. I'm going to Thoracics.
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Do you have any idea
what Debakey's doing over there?
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He's building an artificial heart.
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Yeah, an artificial heart!
Debakey has 28 patents to his name.
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How many does Larson have?
None. Zero patents, the bastard!
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Watch your mouth!
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Debakey doesn't treat his people like this.
He treats his people like people...
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as evidenced
by not being such an asshole.
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May I have a word with you?
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As a figure of authority and as a mentor...
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I've come to tolerate an amount
of ignorant disdain from my residents.
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About what I said...
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But I expect, if not the real thing,
at least a pretense of grudging respect.
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- I didn't mean it. All right, Dr. Larson?
- I had some very high hopes in you.
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I thought I could teach you something.
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I shouldn't have done it during surgery,
but with my adjustments...
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I thought I could make a difference.
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You wanna move over to Thoracics?
You wanna swagger in the limelight.
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The artificial heart, the fancy building,
and so forth?
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That's not it.
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It ain't enough
to give a boy back his smile.
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They saved his life.
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What's it matter if he spends it in a closet
with a bag over his head?
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- They call us beauticians.
- What?
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Plastic surgeons, they call us beauticians.
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- Who does?
- Everybody does.
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- You mean residents?
- Residents, nurses, doctors, everybody.
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- Are you gonna fire me?
- No.
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In what context
do they call us beauticians?
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I don't know. It's just a joke, I guess.
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- I thought you knew about it.
- Beauticians like a woman hairdresser?
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Or like some goddamn nail painter?
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I don't know what they mean.
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- Hi, Dave, Louis.
- Hello, Bill.
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- Listen, about what I said in there...
- Forget it.
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I'll want to remove those walls.
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- The kitchen, too small.
- Too small?
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You cannot cook in this kitchen.
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- What about a French window there?
- French windows.
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That's a great idea.
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I like that.
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Come on in
and look at Patrice's new drawings.
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Sure, honey.
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I think I'll take a look at them as soon
as you figure out how to pay for them.
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Actually, I have plans tonight.
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How about some other time this week?
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Actually, I'm gonna be busy all week.
But maybe some time after that?
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Okay. That sounds great.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Goodbye.
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- Who was that?
- That was Kevin.
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Kevin Saunders?
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Yeah.
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What did he want?
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He wanted a date.
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Hi, Kevin.
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Look at this. Look at that.
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It's a padded bra.
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And this. Hold on.
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"The Pump." Look at how that works.
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And it's "doctor recommended."
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Just hold on. And creams.
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"Breast Enhancement Cream.
It will be our little secret."
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I gotta make my rounds.
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Would you just hear me out?
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You're healing very nicely.
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- Why? Just give me one reason...
- I'll have a nurse change that bandage.
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All I'm saying is this could open up
a whole new world of medicine.
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- What, breasts?
- Why not?
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If Debakey can build a better heart,
why can't we build a better breast?
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George, are you all right?
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I'm okay, Spinner.
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Hello, Raquel!
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Hello, Dr. Larson.
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- How are you?
- Pretty good. How you doing today?
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Pretty good.
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- This is Dr. Saunders.
- Hello.
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Would you mind
showing him your breasts, please?
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Raquel had polyvinyl Ivalon sponges
implanted in 1959.
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What happened?
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The porous sponges encouraged
fibrous tissue to grow into them.
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We're taking them out tomorrow.
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We're concerned the polyvinyl
releases carcinogens as it breaks down.
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That stuff belongs in automobile seats,
not people.
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They were real nice for six months.
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- Thank you, Raquel.
- Sure.
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They don't teach it in medical school...
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but there have been plenty of doctors
who've tried everything from paraffin to...
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glass balls in an attempt
to make bigger breasts.
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They were successful in maiming.
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They were excellent at disfiguring
and killing their patients.
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But, on the whole...
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I think you'd have to say the results
were pretty terribly mixed.
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Terri, 34A, dental hygienist.
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That little snap of the bra clasp opening...
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which to the guy, I assume,
represents some rush of erotic victory.
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A sound which should be a happy sound...
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creates in me a feeling
of horror and panic so acute...
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I have an impulse to scream.
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What's so funny?
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I'm sorry. It's just the way you said that,
it was funny.
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It wasn't so funny to me.
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Thank you.
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- I think Kennedy's really got him this time.
- Castro's gone out of his mind.
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Last Tuesday morning at 9:00 AM...
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I directed that our surveillance
be stepped up.
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Having now confirmed and completed
our evaluation of the evidence...
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and our decision on a course of action...
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this government feels obliged to report
this new crisis to you in fullest detail.
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The characteristics
of these new missile sites...
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Hello.
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I'm Dr. Saunders
from the Texas Medical Center.
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Hello, Dr. Saunders
from the Texas Medical Center.
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I know this sounds like a line...
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but I'm working on a medical project
and I would like to enlist your help.
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You said you were a doctor.
I thought doctors had lots of money.
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I just finished my residency.
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So you can't write prescriptions?
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Why, are you sick?
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- What is that?
- It's a dental alginate mold.
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It looks like oatmeal.
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Yeah, actually. But you can't eat it.
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Don't worry, it washes right off the skin.
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Do you wanna take off your sweater?
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Okay...
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Here, sit. Would you, please?
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Take this towel and put it on your lap.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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- It's cold!
- I'm sorry.
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Okay?
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So all of these women are gonna be
walking around with my boobs?
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I suppose.
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Maybe after this
we can go bowling or something.
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- I have this thing that I'm doing.
- Okay.
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Go ahead, squeeze it.
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Go ahead, just squeeze it.
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Squeeze it, come on!
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Doesn't it feel exactly like a real breast?
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- How the hell would you know?
- Come on, I'm serious.
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And it's safe.
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Even if it broke, it's filled with salt water,
which the body can absorb harmlessly.
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Have you thought about
what people might say?
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What?
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You're not in Chicago anymore.
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A male doctor coming up with a way
to make women's breasts bigger?
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I think they'd say thank you.
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Think of all the women
who aren't happy with themselves...
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or the women who've had mastectomies...
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or whose breasts have been distorted
by breastfeeding.
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When I think of my own mother...
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All right, that's enough. Just spare me.
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Your mother's breasts?
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A man can only take so much.
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Over there by the bar,
they'd be over the moon if you said hello.
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- Honey, I see them every day.
- Honey, he's a cardiologist!
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Bye.
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- What's the matter, William?
- Why, hello, Frank, Michael.
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How you doing? Quite a party!
I hear they popped $10,000 on it.
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There's Debakey,
over there by the ice heart.
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How appropriate.
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I heard he had some guy the other day
with a perfectly good heart...
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who wanted to swap it out
for a man-made one.
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Simple.
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You know who that is?
That's Mitch Heilman, the astronaut.
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- He's short.
- They're doing amazing things at NASA.
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I used some of that technology
to create a simplified dialysis procedure.
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My team's just come up with a new way
of mapping neurons in the brain.
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They're gonna write that up
in next month's Scientific Journal.
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What's new in plastic surgery?
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I've developed a new aufricht retractor.
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Did you find the old one inadequate?
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Hey, Dr. Larson.
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Anybody sitting here?
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- No, by all means.
- Thank you.
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The edges are sharp,
they'll irritate the tissue.
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What?
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For your breasts,
the edges will irritate the tissue.
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An injection molding press could fix that.
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- What's the shell composed of?
- A polymer mixture.
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That's not gonna work.
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You need an inert material.
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I got a friend in Michigan
who might be able to help us with this.
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Help us out? What are you saying?
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I'm saying let's see if we can make it work.
245
00:19:21,784 --> 00:19:24,545
This is Kevin Saunders
and Dr. William Larson...
246
00:19:24,618 --> 00:19:27,107
the men who are going to build us
a better bosom.
247
00:19:27,352 --> 00:19:31,183
Only one question:
How do I get on the testing committee?
248
00:19:40,384 --> 00:19:41,680
Go ahead.
249
00:19:42,351 --> 00:19:43,749
Open it.
250
00:19:47,482 --> 00:19:50,277
I let our chemists take a look
at the prosthesis you sent...
251
00:19:50,349 --> 00:19:52,838
and they made some modifications.
252
00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:56,406
They constructed the shell membrane
out of a silicone polymer.
253
00:19:56,484 --> 00:19:58,314
We're thinking of calling it the Larson.
254
00:20:00,915 --> 00:20:02,711
Is that a joke?
255
00:20:02,848 --> 00:20:04,314
We'll talk about it later.
256
00:20:04,382 --> 00:20:06,372
It's all negotiable down the road.
257
00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:09,884
You'll receive a generous royalty
of each prosthesis sold.
258
00:20:09,984 --> 00:20:13,640
My lawyers handling that,
but the operative word is "generous."
259
00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:15,040
What have you got in here?
260
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:19,411
It's filled with a medical-grade silicone gel,
also completely safe.
261
00:20:19,649 --> 00:20:22,513
We agreed it would be filled
with saltwater solution.
262
00:20:22,582 --> 00:20:26,637
We tried that but the R&D guy said
it rippled and sloshed around.
263
00:20:28,281 --> 00:20:30,303
Silicone gel. That's the answer.
264
00:20:30,380 --> 00:20:34,507
It has the same viscosity as breast tissue
and a gravity less than water.
265
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:37,548
No one will know whether
they're man-made or a gift from God!
266
00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:40,341
But is it safe?
267
00:20:40,713 --> 00:20:42,373
It's 100 percent safe.
268
00:20:42,447 --> 00:20:47,004
We originally developed silicone for use as
an insulating material during World War II.
269
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,073
We couldn't even keep it
on the Navy docks in Okinawa.
270
00:20:50,281 --> 00:20:52,744
Turns out the Japs
were stealing the stuff...
271
00:20:52,812 --> 00:20:55,505
and injecting it directly
into women's breasts.
272
00:20:55,912 --> 00:20:58,776
But they were using
industrial-grade liquid silicone.
273
00:20:58,845 --> 00:21:01,938
There's a great deal of health risk
involved in that process.
274
00:21:02,014 --> 00:21:04,671
We filled these
with medical-grade silicone gel...
275
00:21:04,845 --> 00:21:09,539
and enclosed it in an indestructible,
inert, non-reactive silastic bag.
276
00:21:09,612 --> 00:21:12,170
- It won't break down?
- It will not break down.
277
00:21:12,246 --> 00:21:14,009
We've got the patent on silicone.
278
00:21:14,081 --> 00:21:16,273
You've got something
born to be made out of it.
279
00:21:16,347 --> 00:21:18,971
It's the perfect marriage
of industry and medicine.
280
00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:21,443
Arlene, Mary Kay rep.
281
00:21:22,244 --> 00:21:24,302
Can I borrow your pencil?
282
00:21:25,979 --> 00:21:30,241
This is called the pencil test.
It's supposed to fall to the floor.
283
00:21:30,779 --> 00:21:32,436
I love my children...
284
00:21:32,511 --> 00:21:36,840
but I'm a little resentful about
what they did to my breasts. Thanks.
285
00:21:36,910 --> 00:21:39,842
It's like someone blew up a balloon
and let all the air out.
286
00:21:41,712 --> 00:21:44,641
Mastectomies, breastfeeding...
287
00:21:49,110 --> 00:21:51,473
We talk as doctors...
288
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:54,108
in terms of the tangible
and the empirical...
289
00:21:54,177 --> 00:21:57,575
but now I ask you to consider
the psychological...
290
00:21:57,774 --> 00:22:01,763
the mental aspects
and then the opportunities that we have.
291
00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:07,805
It's a low-risk operation that can be done
inexpensively and quickly...
292
00:22:08,143 --> 00:22:10,837
as both a reconstruction
and an augmentation...
293
00:22:10,911 --> 00:22:14,102
to the betterment of the...
294
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:18,406
overall self-esteem...
295
00:22:19,109 --> 00:22:22,043
to the women who get it.
296
00:22:22,443 --> 00:22:26,133
We can usher in
a whole new world of medicine here.
297
00:22:33,641 --> 00:22:34,733
Bill.
298
00:22:36,076 --> 00:22:37,664
I don't know where to start...
299
00:22:37,739 --> 00:22:40,433
- If you don't mind...
- I'd like to finish.
300
00:22:40,573 --> 00:22:44,062
What Dave is trying to say,
what we're all trying to say here...
301
00:22:44,140 --> 00:22:48,539
is while we are touched
by your altruism...
302
00:22:48,641 --> 00:22:52,901
- We're doctors and we cure people.
- We're not expensive beauticians...
303
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,971
who like to play with bosoms.
304
00:22:55,039 --> 00:22:57,835
You may not understand
the despair these women endure.
305
00:22:59,972 --> 00:23:00,871
The women...
306
00:23:00,974 --> 00:23:03,566
If God wants a woman
to have big breasts...
307
00:23:04,104 --> 00:23:06,037
he gives her big breasts.
308
00:23:06,837 --> 00:23:09,827
That is what
we're talking about here, isn't it?
309
00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:14,066
Does that mean
that we shouldn't correct clubfeet?
310
00:23:15,740 --> 00:23:18,931
Quiet, Dave.
What I find ironic about your stupidity...
311
00:23:19,004 --> 00:23:22,300
is you know what women go through
who've had this procedure done!
312
00:23:22,371 --> 00:23:24,701
That's the irony here!
313
00:23:25,539 --> 00:23:29,495
The fact that women have tried for so long
to increase their breast size...
314
00:23:29,573 --> 00:23:31,159
that underscores...
315
00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:35,666
you know, that this can be done safely!
316
00:23:36,137 --> 00:23:40,001
Just because you've got
some deranged fixation with breasts.
317
00:23:41,072 --> 00:23:44,695
Once you've finished with your strippers...
318
00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:47,931
and your prostitutes...
319
00:23:49,536 --> 00:23:52,730
what respectable woman's
gonna pay for this?
320
00:23:58,969 --> 00:24:01,595
I think, Louis, that if she knew...
321
00:24:01,669 --> 00:24:04,997
how you were behaving
with some of your nurses...
322
00:24:05,401 --> 00:24:07,368
perhaps your wife might be...
323
00:24:07,436 --> 00:24:08,767
You wanna step outside?
324
00:24:09,303 --> 00:24:12,165
Let me go, 'cause I'm gonna whip his ass!
325
00:24:12,335 --> 00:24:14,425
- Calm down.
- We can go right there...
326
00:24:14,534 --> 00:24:15,830
Calm down!
327
00:24:17,101 --> 00:24:18,965
Dr. Larson, get out of here.
328
00:24:19,802 --> 00:24:22,031
If you feel froggy, just jump!
329
00:24:24,367 --> 00:24:25,424
Queer.
330
00:24:27,334 --> 00:24:29,665
Myopic pretentious idiots.
331
00:24:29,734 --> 00:24:30,860
What did they say?
332
00:24:30,936 --> 00:24:33,424
Forget them.
We don't need their damned approval.
333
00:24:33,503 --> 00:24:35,025
What happened?
334
00:24:36,735 --> 00:24:39,722
You know what?
We're gonna do it without them.
335
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:41,857
How?
336
00:24:44,001 --> 00:24:45,489
With my money.
337
00:24:46,733 --> 00:24:48,291
With my money.
338
00:24:49,869 --> 00:24:52,765
You just go out there
and find us the woman.
339
00:25:14,533 --> 00:25:16,466
- Lola?
- Yeah?
340
00:25:18,798 --> 00:25:21,263
- Are you going out?
- Yeah.
341
00:25:23,464 --> 00:25:25,363
My associate and I...
342
00:25:25,432 --> 00:25:28,456
we've been working on
a new medical procedure...
343
00:25:29,133 --> 00:25:32,926
by which we actually increase
the size of the breast.
344
00:25:33,397 --> 00:25:36,762
I thought you might wanna be the first.
345
00:25:38,831 --> 00:25:42,459
What we do: We take a small cut,
like a small incision...
346
00:25:42,534 --> 00:25:45,825
What makes you think I'd be interested
in something like that?
347
00:25:48,497 --> 00:25:50,327
They'll be bigger.
348
00:25:56,398 --> 00:26:00,487
- You're a disgusting little peeper.
- It's all right, I'm a doctor.
349
00:26:00,562 --> 00:26:03,051
I thought you might ask me out,
which is bad enough.
350
00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:06,458
But you wanna cut holes in me
and stick bags of goo in my chest?
351
00:26:06,529 --> 00:26:09,292
Stay away from me, creep!
352
00:26:15,462 --> 00:26:16,619
Hello.
353
00:26:17,495 --> 00:26:20,461
Good afternoon.
I realize this may sound...
354
00:26:23,063 --> 00:26:26,493
I'm with the... I'm Dr. Saunders, I'm sorry.
355
00:26:26,694 --> 00:26:30,559
I'm with the Texas Medical Center
and we're working on a new procedure.
356
00:26:31,061 --> 00:26:33,187
We increase the size of...
357
00:26:33,862 --> 00:26:35,659
What we're doing is, my partner and I...
358
00:26:35,864 --> 00:26:40,589
Dr. Larson, have just developed
a new technique, a medical procedure...
359
00:26:41,460 --> 00:26:42,790
Hello. Excuse me.
360
00:26:44,261 --> 00:26:45,750
What a day.
361
00:26:45,828 --> 00:26:48,227
Are you happy with your existing breasts?
362
00:26:48,363 --> 00:26:50,291
to increase the breast.
363
00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:52,325
You know how some people
wanna be first...
364
00:26:52,392 --> 00:26:55,052
to do something?
This is your opportunity.
365
00:26:55,126 --> 00:26:58,354
I don't know if you
think about your breasts.
366
00:27:01,595 --> 00:27:04,252
It's for the breasts. I like your hat.
367
00:27:04,693 --> 00:27:06,783
It's a medical procedure.
368
00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:09,355
Like I said, you can be bigger.
369
00:27:10,058 --> 00:27:11,922
Is that "no" as in "no questions"?
370
00:27:14,961 --> 00:27:16,154
I'm sorry!
371
00:27:19,158 --> 00:27:20,419
I am a doctor.
372
00:27:20,492 --> 00:27:23,946
I'm with the Texas Medical Center
and we're doing a...
373
00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:32,489
Put that disgusting thing away.
374
00:27:33,590 --> 00:27:38,546
If you wanted to help people,
you could cure back pain or arthritis!
375
00:27:38,724 --> 00:27:40,054
All right, I'm sorry.
376
00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:42,747
Making women's breasts larger?
377
00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:46,446
- I'm sorry.
- I think it's sick. I do.
378
00:27:46,690 --> 00:27:50,215
I think it's very sick.
Something's wrong with you.
379
00:27:51,058 --> 00:27:52,149
I'm sorry.
380
00:27:52,225 --> 00:27:54,519
Put it away!
381
00:27:59,156 --> 00:28:01,520
I'm just very disappointed.
382
00:28:08,958 --> 00:28:10,387
Hey, Laura.
383
00:28:12,888 --> 00:28:14,548
Can I see it?
384
00:28:14,789 --> 00:28:17,516
Can I see the thing?
385
00:28:27,587 --> 00:28:28,917
I mean...
386
00:28:31,654 --> 00:28:36,085
For what it is, it actually looks pretty good.
387
00:28:38,186 --> 00:28:39,516
Put it away.
388
00:28:43,187 --> 00:28:46,120
Okay, I only say this to you
as a friend, but...
389
00:28:46,421 --> 00:28:47,547
Wipe your mouth.
390
00:28:47,621 --> 00:28:51,779
This whole business of this solicitation...
391
00:28:53,119 --> 00:28:55,847
it isn't doing any wonders
for your reputation.
392
00:28:57,154 --> 00:28:58,643
I was just sitting here...
393
00:28:58,721 --> 00:29:03,207
Carrying that around and asking women,
it just comes across as perverse.
394
00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:05,774
If you wished that
something about you was different...
395
00:29:05,852 --> 00:29:09,013
and there was a way you could do it,
wouldn't you do it?
396
00:29:09,086 --> 00:29:14,018
Possibly. It's the way that
you go about things.
397
00:29:14,888 --> 00:29:17,748
I mean, it's an appealing idea, sort of.
398
00:29:17,817 --> 00:29:20,249
I'm sure there are
plenty of women out there...
399
00:29:20,318 --> 00:29:23,216
who would love to have bigger breasts.
400
00:29:31,184 --> 00:29:32,879
Do you want the operation?
401
00:29:34,183 --> 00:29:37,274
- Is that a joke?
- No, you said it was an appealing idea.
402
00:29:37,350 --> 00:29:39,249
- Are you insulting me?
- No.
403
00:29:39,318 --> 00:29:42,339
I am a nurse. I am a professional.
404
00:29:42,649 --> 00:29:45,706
I do not need to be insulted by you.
405
00:29:46,216 --> 00:29:48,547
I was trying to be nice and help you.
406
00:29:57,816 --> 00:29:59,043
Shut up.
407
00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:04,149
I come from a stoic Calvinist background.
408
00:30:04,284 --> 00:30:07,180
You didn't complain unless
something was drastically wrong...
409
00:30:07,249 --> 00:30:09,736
like a broken leg or lung cancer.
410
00:30:10,081 --> 00:30:11,707
I feel crippled.
411
00:30:11,782 --> 00:30:14,613
I can't go to the beach.
I can't get clothes that fit.
412
00:30:14,683 --> 00:30:17,614
I can't find a man. Hell, I look like a man.
413
00:30:17,748 --> 00:30:21,147
Gloria Steinem says breasts
are unimportant because she's got them.
414
00:30:21,382 --> 00:30:25,506
For God's sake, a surgeon doesn't buckle
when he encounters resistance.
415
00:30:25,581 --> 00:30:30,207
This isn't resistance. These women,
I'm getting anger, they hate me.
416
00:30:30,281 --> 00:30:32,076
- 'Morning.
- 'Morning.
417
00:30:32,815 --> 00:30:34,337
I'm Dr. Larson.
418
00:30:37,314 --> 00:30:39,676
You're Miss Lindsey?
419
00:30:41,046 --> 00:30:44,139
I understand you have some tattoos
you'd like removed.
420
00:30:44,215 --> 00:30:47,544
Yes, right here.
My ex-husband bought them for me.
421
00:30:48,048 --> 00:30:49,910
How old is the tattoo?
422
00:30:53,079 --> 00:30:56,410
Eight or nine years...
It's about 10 years old.
423
00:30:57,947 --> 00:31:01,709
God, they look like they haven't been
watered since I got them.
424
00:31:01,778 --> 00:31:02,971
Pardon?
425
00:31:04,645 --> 00:31:07,578
It's just kind of embarrassing,
'cause I've had six kids...
426
00:31:07,646 --> 00:31:09,669
and they're sagging.
427
00:31:10,547 --> 00:31:14,672
In fact, my ex-husband used to say
that I had a couple of flat feet.
428
00:31:14,745 --> 00:31:16,505
Can you believe that?
429
00:31:19,345 --> 00:31:20,402
What?
430
00:31:24,145 --> 00:31:27,544
A transverse incision...
431
00:31:27,646 --> 00:31:30,132
on the patient's right breast.
432
00:31:33,478 --> 00:31:36,932
- You want bigger scissors?
- Please. Thank you.
433
00:31:43,343 --> 00:31:45,638
A little larger cut...
434
00:31:45,709 --> 00:31:48,971
to accommodate the implant.
435
00:31:49,043 --> 00:31:50,873
Let's sponge that off.
436
00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:58,008
Going through the subcutaneous tissue
to the pectoralis fascia.
437
00:31:58,142 --> 00:32:00,404
A little suction.
438
00:32:00,509 --> 00:32:02,806
A little bit of a bleeder here.
439
00:32:04,710 --> 00:32:05,937
Come on.
440
00:32:07,044 --> 00:32:10,440
Do some finger dissection here
to open up the pocket.
441
00:32:10,708 --> 00:32:13,402
A little tight squeeze, but...
442
00:32:13,976 --> 00:32:14,999
Oh, boy.
443
00:32:20,042 --> 00:32:22,404
The strong use of finger dissection here...
444
00:32:24,708 --> 00:32:28,436
to open up the pocket, that's used
medially, laterally and superiorly.
445
00:32:28,509 --> 00:32:30,406
This is absurd! Would you excuse us?
446
00:32:30,475 --> 00:32:33,067
The implant is inserted.
447
00:32:33,977 --> 00:32:36,531
The incision is closed bilaterally using...
448
00:32:36,607 --> 00:32:40,370
a running-lock 3-0 nylon suture.
449
00:32:40,508 --> 00:32:42,200
The patients are told to abstain...
450
00:32:42,273 --> 00:32:45,672
from vigorous activity
for a period of three weeks.
451
00:32:45,907 --> 00:32:47,237
And the result...
452
00:32:55,573 --> 00:32:59,904
And the result is
a beautifully contoured breast...
453
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:04,427
with softness comparable
to that of the young adult.
454
00:33:06,406 --> 00:33:10,634
The psychological well-being
of women who feel crippled...
455
00:33:10,706 --> 00:33:13,366
by their own perceived shortcomings...
456
00:33:13,873 --> 00:33:17,497
can be cured with one simple operation.
457
00:33:55,937 --> 00:33:57,992
Are the phones working?
458
00:34:25,836 --> 00:34:28,462
You wanna see what I've been working on?
I have an idea.
459
00:34:29,769 --> 00:34:30,996
An idea?
460
00:34:32,035 --> 00:34:33,296
Idea.
461
00:34:34,232 --> 00:34:35,824
I got an idea of my own.
462
00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:38,464
Let's...
463
00:34:39,468 --> 00:34:41,128
I know, I got it.
464
00:34:41,469 --> 00:34:44,957
Let's take all my money
and open up a clinic...
465
00:34:45,035 --> 00:34:48,828
that no one will go to
for an operation they don't want.
466
00:34:50,099 --> 00:34:52,123
Let's explore.
467
00:34:52,433 --> 00:34:55,399
Let's experience like the kids are doing.
468
00:34:55,467 --> 00:34:58,797
Let's really get into humiliation and failure.
469
00:34:58,967 --> 00:35:00,490
Out of sight!
470
00:35:01,965 --> 00:35:05,624
Let's suck my blood
until I'm dead in the gutter.
471
00:35:06,698 --> 00:35:08,597
I'm sorry.
472
00:35:09,365 --> 00:35:11,229
That was your idea.
473
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,795
We could advertise in the newspaper.
474
00:35:14,897 --> 00:35:16,761
Newspaper?
475
00:35:18,165 --> 00:35:20,393
Look, this is the ad I've been working on.
476
00:35:20,466 --> 00:35:23,557
You're gonna advertise
my ruined career and reputation?
477
00:35:23,732 --> 00:35:26,096
That's very interesting, but...
478
00:35:27,529 --> 00:35:31,123
you know, doctors never advertise.
479
00:35:31,264 --> 00:35:35,720
- That's because they haven't had to.
- Shut up! Just leave me alone!
480
00:35:36,165 --> 00:35:38,687
In fact, stay out of my sight.
481
00:35:53,994 --> 00:35:55,688
Oh, my goodness.
482
00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:58,121
What?
483
00:36:00,129 --> 00:36:02,618
Not only am I married to a man...
484
00:36:02,696 --> 00:36:06,130
who stuffs women's breasts for a living...
485
00:36:06,364 --> 00:36:09,691
now everybody at the Club's
gonna know about it!
486
00:36:19,330 --> 00:36:20,350
Hey, you!
487
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:25,324
Don't you say one thing to me!
Don't you say one word!
488
00:36:28,528 --> 00:36:30,051
It's all an act, isn't it?
489
00:36:30,496 --> 00:36:33,223
I thought you were a moron,
but you aren't, are you?
490
00:36:33,362 --> 00:36:35,723
No, you're smart. You're very smart!
491
00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:38,556
How else could you ruin my life
with such precision?
492
00:36:38,628 --> 00:36:41,185
- You saw the...
- Shut up! Not one word.
493
00:36:41,261 --> 00:36:43,056
You don't speak!
494
00:36:43,994 --> 00:36:46,552
What did I ever do to you?
495
00:36:49,493 --> 00:36:51,790
Know what?
I want your things out of my office.
496
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,485
I'm just gonna get you started here.
497
00:36:55,727 --> 00:36:58,352
Okay, I just need you to fill this out.
498
00:37:01,991 --> 00:37:03,390
Good morning, Doctors.
499
00:37:13,992 --> 00:37:15,047
Yeah.
500
00:37:35,959 --> 00:37:39,447
- Good morning, Dr. Larson.
- Good morning, Dr. Saunders.
501
00:37:48,090 --> 00:37:50,283
I want you to understand all your options.
502
00:37:50,391 --> 00:37:53,218
You can go in through the crease
under the breast...
503
00:37:53,288 --> 00:37:54,312
through the nipple...
504
00:37:54,389 --> 00:37:55,582
or through the underarm.
505
00:37:55,656 --> 00:37:58,953
You can go over the muscle
or behind the muscle.
506
00:37:59,024 --> 00:38:01,421
We can accentuate cleavage or volume.
507
00:38:01,523 --> 00:38:04,216
We can give you
the classic teardrop shape.
508
00:38:04,390 --> 00:38:06,683
a fuller melon-shaped breast.
509
00:38:06,754 --> 00:38:08,778
Different patients react differently to pain.
510
00:38:08,854 --> 00:38:10,412
We can make the nipples point up.
511
00:38:10,556 --> 00:38:12,714
There might be bruising or swelling.
512
00:38:12,822 --> 00:38:16,381
And there's no real maintenance.
It's not like changing a tire.
513
00:38:16,457 --> 00:38:18,923
You don't have to rotate them
every 10,000 miles.
514
00:38:19,024 --> 00:38:22,954
For most women, it's something you can
do on Monday and be working Wednesday.
515
00:38:23,021 --> 00:38:27,545
Although you will have to massage them
frequently at first, preferably at home.
516
00:38:27,621 --> 00:38:30,087
When you're 80,
your breasts will still look 18.
517
00:38:30,222 --> 00:38:32,381
That's left to right and then top to bottom.
518
00:38:32,522 --> 00:38:36,145
Occasionally, they can harden up a little.
If that happens...
519
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,981
you come back to us
and we'll soften them up for you.
520
00:38:41,922 --> 00:38:43,388
Feel better?
521
00:38:43,823 --> 00:38:47,150
- We can go through the nipple.
- You'll be popular at the nursing home.
522
00:38:47,220 --> 00:38:49,481
- The nipple or the underarm.
- Absolutely safe.
523
00:38:50,121 --> 00:38:53,814
Only danger is, God forbid,
you get stabbed in the chest.
524
00:38:55,221 --> 00:38:57,584
We can make the nipples point up.
525
00:38:57,821 --> 00:38:59,977
It's absolutely safe.
526
00:39:00,351 --> 00:39:01,749
Any questions?
527
00:39:01,985 --> 00:39:03,781
When can I schedule?
528
00:39:07,586 --> 00:39:10,416
Would it be too soon
to do it on Monday, dear?
529
00:39:37,052 --> 00:39:39,242
Hey! How you doing?
530
00:39:39,850 --> 00:39:41,872
What you got for me today?
531
00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:45,050
More of them big old bags?
532
00:39:46,151 --> 00:39:49,675
I swear, it's just like Christmas
every single time you come.
533
00:39:50,452 --> 00:39:53,882
- Okay, here we go, almost there.
- Wait.
534
00:39:58,384 --> 00:39:59,815
- Okay.
- Okay?
535
00:40:00,017 --> 00:40:01,506
Here we go.
536
00:40:16,515 --> 00:40:18,414
They're beautiful.
537
00:40:20,346 --> 00:40:23,371
You're gonna push, push in...
538
00:40:24,116 --> 00:40:25,910
and lift up, okay?
539
00:40:26,582 --> 00:40:30,844
Then you want to massage them gently
clockwise, like this.
540
00:40:30,916 --> 00:40:33,845
And counterclockwise, like this.
541
00:40:37,181 --> 00:40:41,114
Every day, several times a day, okay?
542
00:40:48,212 --> 00:40:49,439
Any questions?
543
00:40:50,747 --> 00:40:53,077
Yeah. Show me again.
544
00:40:56,881 --> 00:40:58,471
It's too much muscle!
545
00:41:00,145 --> 00:41:03,374
Sorry I'm late.
I had to stop off at the bank.
546
00:41:06,113 --> 00:41:07,943
I got you a little surprise.
547
00:41:08,846 --> 00:41:12,640
- What's this?
- It's your royalty check for this month.
548
00:41:15,478 --> 00:41:16,911
Oh, my God.
549
00:41:19,180 --> 00:41:21,736
Do you know how much
I'm gonna owe in taxes on this?
550
00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:23,836
Yeah, those taxes.
551
00:41:27,744 --> 00:41:29,869
They're killing me!
552
00:41:30,877 --> 00:41:33,708
I understand. If someone cancels,
I can schedule you.
553
00:41:33,778 --> 00:41:36,040
But that's the best I can do.
554
00:41:36,212 --> 00:41:39,004
How much can I pay you
to cancel someone?
555
00:41:40,543 --> 00:41:43,668
Ma'am, the doctors
are really busy right now.
556
00:41:43,743 --> 00:41:46,301
I'd like to help you if I could, but I can't.
557
00:41:52,142 --> 00:41:54,539
- Hello, Laura.
- Hi, Kevin.
558
00:42:01,178 --> 00:42:03,371
It looks like you're doing well.
559
00:42:03,511 --> 00:42:04,943
Been busy.
560
00:42:07,842 --> 00:42:10,570
My sister Katy is really happy
with her results.
561
00:42:10,676 --> 00:42:11,539
Good.
562
00:42:11,743 --> 00:42:15,038
Makes me regret I didn't take you up
on your offer at Baylor...
563
00:42:15,109 --> 00:42:17,905
when I could've gotten them for free.
564
00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:22,530
How's Steve?
565
00:42:23,175 --> 00:42:25,768
We got divorced about three months ago.
566
00:42:26,009 --> 00:42:27,440
I'm sorry.
567
00:42:27,575 --> 00:42:30,371
He's not such a nice guy, it turns out.
568
00:42:32,807 --> 00:42:34,068
You look good.
569
00:42:35,274 --> 00:42:36,467
Thanks.
570
00:42:36,775 --> 00:42:38,933
But I want to look better.
571
00:42:41,875 --> 00:42:43,772
I was thinking that...
572
00:42:43,874 --> 00:42:48,304
maybe you could give me
something like you gave Katy.
573
00:42:48,872 --> 00:42:52,965
I mean, I'm a little more skinny on top
and she's more...
574
00:42:54,541 --> 00:42:55,598
Yeah.
575
00:42:57,008 --> 00:42:59,994
You're probably totally used to this, right?
576
00:43:00,172 --> 00:43:02,866
I should just show you.
577
00:43:03,740 --> 00:43:04,899
Okay.
578
00:43:08,340 --> 00:43:10,671
It's good to see you again.
579
00:43:18,906 --> 00:43:22,236
- What do you think?
- I think they're super.
580
00:43:22,906 --> 00:43:24,304
Thanks!
581
00:43:24,573 --> 00:43:26,264
I think we could go bigger.
582
00:43:26,904 --> 00:43:28,063
How big?
583
00:43:29,071 --> 00:43:31,095
They're not too small?
584
00:43:32,439 --> 00:43:34,495
You don't think we should go with...
585
00:43:35,738 --> 00:43:38,225
350cc, maybe?
586
00:43:38,302 --> 00:43:40,292
They're perfect.
587
00:43:41,236 --> 00:43:44,670
They should be.
He spent four hours working on them.
588
00:43:46,271 --> 00:43:49,533
- Do you want me to close?
- No, I'll do it.
589
00:43:50,971 --> 00:43:54,229
I don't want even a hint of a scar.
590
00:44:01,804 --> 00:44:04,033
Come on, get a picture of this.
591
00:44:21,334 --> 00:44:22,629
I mean...
592
00:44:22,934 --> 00:44:25,834
will a guy be able to tell that I have...
593
00:44:25,903 --> 00:44:26,869
you know...
594
00:44:29,702 --> 00:44:31,961
Can you come here for a sec?
595
00:44:34,901 --> 00:44:37,733
- Would you mind?
- No.
596
00:44:54,134 --> 00:44:55,599
Go ahead, touch them.
597
00:44:56,201 --> 00:44:57,462
Go ahead.
598
00:45:03,565 --> 00:45:05,998
Those are... They're perfect.
599
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:10,262
I wouldn't do anything to you
that I wouldn't do to my wife.
600
00:45:10,734 --> 00:45:12,219
Within reason.
601
00:45:13,931 --> 00:45:17,490
I won't say it didn't hurt,
it felt like a ton of bricks fell on my chest.
602
00:45:17,566 --> 00:45:21,022
But the first time I saw
my two new best friends, I was like:
603
00:45:21,101 --> 00:45:23,589
"Oh, my God, it was worth it!"
604
00:45:23,667 --> 00:45:26,357
My shoulders fit me now. I have a waist.
605
00:45:26,431 --> 00:45:28,795
I've been reborn, I rock!
606
00:45:28,864 --> 00:45:31,195
This is the way
I was always meant to look.
607
00:45:31,266 --> 00:45:32,891
This is about artistry.
608
00:45:32,965 --> 00:45:36,761
This is not some ham-fisted,
cut-and-stuff procedure.
609
00:45:37,199 --> 00:45:41,653
If you approach it like it is, you'll end up
with some extremely unhappy women...
610
00:45:41,731 --> 00:45:45,686
with displeasing, wandering or...
611
00:45:46,264 --> 00:45:47,730
walleyed breasts.
612
00:45:47,798 --> 00:45:51,455
They'll be angry at you
and you'll be out of business quickly.
613
00:45:51,562 --> 00:45:54,791
This surgeon really
completely messed this one up.
614
00:45:55,163 --> 00:45:58,722
We call this one the Marty Feldman.
615
00:45:59,697 --> 00:46:01,594
This guy really messed this one up.
616
00:46:03,364 --> 00:46:05,987
If you perform the operation properly...
617
00:46:06,827 --> 00:46:11,057
you'll receive letters from women
thanking you for saving their lives.
618
00:46:11,496 --> 00:46:13,655
In fact, I got...
619
00:46:17,294 --> 00:46:22,250
I didn't bring them with me. Kevin,
would you run and get some of the letters?
620
00:46:24,730 --> 00:46:27,525
Why don't you get them? I'll take over.
621
00:46:29,029 --> 00:46:31,857
That's all right. The letters,
could you go get them, please?
622
00:46:33,261 --> 00:46:36,920
I can handle the rest of the questions
while you get them.
623
00:46:40,661 --> 00:46:43,560
Laura was going through the books
last night.
624
00:46:43,629 --> 00:46:47,150
Really? Is Laura our accountant now?
625
00:46:47,994 --> 00:46:52,188
It looks like you received a Dow Corning
royalty payment last month.
626
00:46:53,794 --> 00:46:54,783
Really?
627
00:46:55,461 --> 00:46:57,788
I don't remember receiving
my share of that.
628
00:46:58,692 --> 00:47:00,749
I need more suction here.
629
00:47:01,925 --> 00:47:03,858
If the truth be known...
630
00:47:04,693 --> 00:47:06,683
it's because I'm stealing from you.
631
00:47:06,959 --> 00:47:09,017
I'm robbing you for the fun of it.
632
00:47:09,593 --> 00:47:13,249
- I wasn't accusing you of stealing.
- The hell you weren't.
633
00:47:13,490 --> 00:47:14,751
The hell.
634
00:47:14,824 --> 00:47:17,256
Could I get some suction here?
635
00:47:17,659 --> 00:47:20,091
I'm bringing you your sutures.
636
00:47:20,894 --> 00:47:21,882
"Please."
637
00:47:22,593 --> 00:47:25,147
"Can I get some suction here, please?"
638
00:47:25,490 --> 00:47:27,956
Let's try to treat my wife with respect.
639
00:47:28,024 --> 00:47:31,958
In here, she is my employee,
she is not your wife.
640
00:47:32,859 --> 00:47:34,519
Is that a problem?
641
00:47:34,894 --> 00:47:38,379
Because if that's a problem,
I'll get a new employee.
642
00:47:43,257 --> 00:47:47,122
Let me get this right.
They won't explode when you're flying.
643
00:47:47,491 --> 00:47:50,182
They didn't when I flew up here
from Texas.
644
00:47:50,256 --> 00:47:53,052
Bert, there are many augmented
flight attendants...
645
00:47:53,123 --> 00:47:56,521
and I don't believe I've ever heard
of any problems.
646
00:47:56,790 --> 00:48:01,053
- They do help me swim a lot better.
- All right.
647
00:48:01,323 --> 00:48:05,447
Tell us, what kind of woman
has her breasts augmented?
648
00:48:05,522 --> 00:48:08,579
- There are so many...
- The typical woman who comes to see us...
649
00:48:08,655 --> 00:48:10,416
Excuse me, can I finish?
650
00:48:10,488 --> 00:48:14,217
She has a husband who isn't maturing
as quickly as she is.
651
00:48:14,890 --> 00:48:18,786
The girls flock around him,
he looks good on the golf course.
652
00:48:19,188 --> 00:48:22,347
Meanwhile, she's borne all the children,
her breasts are sagging...
653
00:48:22,421 --> 00:48:25,355
and she wants the operation
so she can feel good again.
654
00:48:25,423 --> 00:48:29,481
In one respect, it isn't important
what he thinks you look like.
655
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:33,977
What's important is what you think
he thinks you look like.
656
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:37,110
- That's exactly right.
- Very well put.
657
00:48:37,255 --> 00:48:41,087
Actually, you're like psychiatrists
with knives!
658
00:48:41,257 --> 00:48:42,916
- In a way, yes.
- No, I...
659
00:48:42,989 --> 00:48:45,078
We get lots of referrals from psychiatrists.
660
00:48:45,154 --> 00:48:48,677
They know how important it is
for a woman to be able to...
661
00:48:48,820 --> 00:48:51,754
buy a bathing suit
without getting depressed.
662
00:48:51,855 --> 00:48:56,253
Or walk into a room in a strapless dress,
knowing heads will turn.
663
00:48:56,552 --> 00:48:59,314
That's why we've come up with
this natural-feel implant.
664
00:48:59,386 --> 00:49:02,443
What? What we came up with?
665
00:49:02,652 --> 00:49:04,642
I don't remember you coming up
with anything.
666
00:49:05,020 --> 00:49:08,748
- Do you want to go somewhere and confer?
- Honey, let's not get into this.
667
00:49:08,821 --> 00:49:13,148
Let's get right into it. What exactly,
specifically, did you come up with?
668
00:49:13,552 --> 00:49:16,382
- I don't think this is the time or place.
- What?
669
00:49:16,552 --> 00:49:19,348
By "come up with," you mean what?
"To steal"?
670
00:49:19,585 --> 00:49:22,746
By "come up with" meaning
"to take undeserved credit"?
671
00:49:22,820 --> 00:49:26,772
- You know better than that.
- What do you mean by "come up with"?
672
00:49:26,917 --> 00:49:29,406
I provided you with the knowledge.
673
00:49:29,984 --> 00:49:33,111
Provided you with the knowledge,
the finances...
674
00:49:33,186 --> 00:49:35,675
the surgical expertise, the credibility.
675
00:49:35,853 --> 00:49:37,906
Credibility? Fuck!
676
00:49:38,884 --> 00:49:40,907
What would you have done?
677
00:49:41,251 --> 00:49:44,514
A 25-year-old resident who nearly got
kicked out of medical school.
678
00:49:45,153 --> 00:49:47,415
Who never once performed a surgery.
679
00:49:47,486 --> 00:49:50,915
- Isn't that a bit self-delusional?
- I would've done fine without you.
680
00:49:51,150 --> 00:49:53,843
- You would've done nothing.
- I would've done fine.
681
00:49:53,916 --> 00:49:58,781
Then, my friend, why don't you try it?
Why don't you try doing fine without me?
682
00:49:59,850 --> 00:50:02,578
That's exactly what I'm going to do.
683
00:50:07,216 --> 00:50:09,113
Come on.
684
00:50:10,815 --> 00:50:12,476
How do I get this thing off?
685
00:50:12,550 --> 00:50:15,539
Someone help her with her equipment.
Dear, you're welcome to...
686
00:50:15,617 --> 00:50:17,877
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
687
00:50:18,548 --> 00:50:21,343
So much for the magic of live television.
688
00:50:21,415 --> 00:50:25,746
We're still here with the remaining
inventor of the silicone implant.
689
00:50:25,815 --> 00:50:27,611
I don't think so.
690
00:50:28,649 --> 00:50:32,408
Excuse me, I'm sorry. Little twerp.
691
00:50:34,313 --> 00:50:36,541
I work at a chocolate factory.
692
00:50:36,714 --> 00:50:39,739
That's very interesting.
We may explore that a little more.
693
00:50:40,182 --> 00:50:44,669
I said, "He's insane!" That's right,
he's lost his grasp on... Come on!
694
00:50:45,746 --> 00:50:49,770
He's lost his grasp on reality. Hello?
He's berserk!
695
00:50:49,981 --> 00:50:53,415
It was difficult but I had to let him go,
he didn't leave.
696
00:50:53,482 --> 00:50:56,570
Because our patients
deserve the best results.
697
00:50:56,646 --> 00:50:58,508
Some of his work was...
698
00:50:59,179 --> 00:51:02,668
I felt that I could not stand behind him.
699
00:51:03,180 --> 00:51:08,011
When I came up with the implant idea,
he had trouble even saying "breast."
700
00:51:08,515 --> 00:51:09,500
Thank you.
701
00:51:09,578 --> 00:51:11,169
He would proposition women...
702
00:51:11,645 --> 00:51:13,373
while they were still on the table.
703
00:51:13,546 --> 00:51:15,976
You want toilet plunger breasts?
He's the man!
704
00:51:16,044 --> 00:51:20,445
You want numb nipples?
You want nipples that won't get erect?
705
00:51:20,646 --> 00:51:23,633
Call me old-fashioned,
call me anything you want to.
706
00:51:23,778 --> 00:51:27,301
Wrecked, ugly, wrecked nipples!
707
00:51:27,477 --> 00:51:29,603
Every patient was a potential date for him.
708
00:51:29,711 --> 00:51:31,439
What? Did he tell you that?
709
00:51:31,645 --> 00:51:33,907
Of course I can't reveal names.
710
00:51:34,079 --> 00:51:37,702
Hold on. Can I ask you something?
Did you sleep with my patients?
711
00:51:37,777 --> 00:51:40,368
Did you sleep with my patients?
712
00:51:41,510 --> 00:51:43,739
You didn't? Can you prove it?
713
00:51:44,277 --> 00:51:45,710
Can you prove it?
714
00:51:45,879 --> 00:51:49,535
No you can't, can you?
You can't prove a negative, can you?
715
00:51:49,675 --> 00:51:51,539
Isn't that some, Jesus Christ...
716
00:51:51,610 --> 00:51:54,838
some journalistic axiom or something?
717
00:51:54,910 --> 00:51:57,571
You're an investigative reporter,
aren't you?
718
00:51:57,645 --> 00:52:00,940
Why don't you do some investigating?
719
00:52:04,108 --> 00:52:07,007
- Is Mrs. Hummings here?
- No.
720
00:52:13,611 --> 00:52:15,938
Did she not show up?
721
00:52:17,609 --> 00:52:18,666
No.
722
00:52:21,675 --> 00:52:23,572
What the fuck?
723
00:52:24,208 --> 00:52:26,698
Is that the third no-show this week?
724
00:52:28,807 --> 00:52:32,331
That son of a bitch.
I knew he'd do something like this.
725
00:52:33,341 --> 00:52:36,329
- Who are you talking about, sweet pea?
- Larson, goddamn it.
726
00:52:36,407 --> 00:52:39,239
That son of a bitch,
he's clogged our appointment book...
727
00:52:39,308 --> 00:52:41,707
with these phony appointments.
728
00:52:41,776 --> 00:52:44,001
But, honey, we have plenty of open slots.
729
00:52:44,073 --> 00:52:47,903
This is what I want you to do:
Call his office, start booking appointments.
730
00:52:47,973 --> 00:52:49,064
Use a fake name.
731
00:52:49,140 --> 00:52:53,734
Book a breast augmentation and a nose job
every half hour, a skin graft, okay?
732
00:52:54,475 --> 00:52:57,802
You're talking like a crazy person
and I am now ignoring you.
733
00:52:58,106 --> 00:52:59,935
- Pick up the phone.
- No.
734
00:53:00,673 --> 00:53:03,265
- Pick up the phone!
- No!
735
00:53:03,674 --> 00:53:05,641
We have had six patients this week.
736
00:53:05,742 --> 00:53:10,102
We can't make any prank phone calls,
because we can't pay our phone bill.
737
00:53:11,338 --> 00:53:15,738
Did you call Health and Fitness Magazine
about buying an ad? Did you?
738
00:53:15,839 --> 00:53:17,100
No, I did not.
739
00:53:17,305 --> 00:53:18,431
Pick up the phone.
740
00:53:20,774 --> 00:53:22,704
We can't run any ads...
741
00:53:22,772 --> 00:53:27,261
because we are totally and completely
out of money.
742
00:53:31,839 --> 00:53:33,634
What are you saying?
743
00:53:34,006 --> 00:53:35,902
I am so frustrated.
744
00:53:40,337 --> 00:53:42,269
We don't have any money.
745
00:53:43,170 --> 00:53:45,001
The fact is, Dr. Saunders...
746
00:53:45,071 --> 00:53:49,126
you were an employee of Dr. Larson's
when you aided in the conception of this...
747
00:53:49,202 --> 00:53:53,032
"Aided in the conception?"
We were partners. I invented it.
748
00:53:53,102 --> 00:53:57,229
All royalties from Dow Corning
are controlled directly by him.
749
00:53:57,804 --> 00:54:02,063
Admit it, between you and me,
man to man, no one else around...
750
00:54:02,168 --> 00:54:04,862
just tell me it's bullshit, isn't it?
751
00:54:04,935 --> 00:54:06,868
It's wrong. It's bullshit.
752
00:54:08,036 --> 00:54:12,334
His previous generosity towards you
in no way obligates him...
753
00:54:12,405 --> 00:54:15,231
This is unbelievable.
You're going straight to hell.
754
00:54:15,300 --> 00:54:18,131
You son of a bitch, you're going to hell.
755
00:54:18,635 --> 00:54:20,260
Talk to Dow.
756
00:54:22,703 --> 00:54:24,600
- Can't get into your car?
- Watch it.
757
00:54:24,668 --> 00:54:25,760
Sue me, prick.
758
00:54:30,868 --> 00:54:33,766
I talked to our legal department
before I came down here.
759
00:54:34,168 --> 00:54:38,100
There's nothing we can do to alter
the original royalty agreement.
760
00:54:38,168 --> 00:54:43,122
What I can do is negotiate more
favorable terms on the price of implants...
761
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:45,029
if you order in bulk.
762
00:54:45,467 --> 00:54:49,057
You don't understand something.
I don't need cheaper implants.
763
00:54:49,133 --> 00:54:51,225
I need women to put them into!
764
00:54:52,301 --> 00:54:54,062
You can go, grandma!
765
00:54:55,699 --> 00:54:57,096
What the hell?
766
00:54:57,165 --> 00:55:01,030
What I need is a good bankruptcy lawyer
and a gun.
767
00:55:01,099 --> 00:55:04,554
A gun with a bullet
to put through my fucking head.
768
00:55:04,633 --> 00:55:07,499
You need to calm down and relax.
769
00:55:07,668 --> 00:55:09,096
Turn here.
770
00:55:19,300 --> 00:55:21,027
What is this place?
771
00:55:21,463 --> 00:55:24,396
A testament to all the good you've done.
772
00:55:33,967 --> 00:55:36,328
Hey, Gerald! Wonderful to see you again.
773
00:55:36,398 --> 00:55:39,727
- It's been a long time. How's it going?
- Great seeing you.
774
00:55:39,797 --> 00:55:44,287
I'd like to introduce you to Dr. Saunders,
the plastic surgeon I was telling you about.
775
00:55:44,364 --> 00:55:48,022
Wonderful to meet you. I'm Andy Rinough.
Welcome to Remy's.
776
00:55:48,096 --> 00:55:49,426
Thanks.
777
00:55:51,231 --> 00:55:53,093
Would you like to join me upstairs?
778
00:55:53,163 --> 00:55:56,651
- I'd like to go upstairs. Would you?
- What's upstairs?
779
00:55:57,397 --> 00:55:58,728
Come on.
780
00:56:09,130 --> 00:56:12,121
We got ourselves a new baby girl.
781
00:56:12,598 --> 00:56:15,527
Gentlemen, put your hands together.
782
00:56:45,961 --> 00:56:47,983
Sit right over here.
783
00:56:51,194 --> 00:56:52,683
How you doing?
784
00:57:02,659 --> 00:57:04,625
This is unbelievable.
785
00:57:05,061 --> 00:57:06,391
Here we go.
786
00:57:09,891 --> 00:57:12,357
I'm a big fan of your work.
787
00:57:16,993 --> 00:57:19,324
- Dr. Saunders?
- Yes?
788
00:57:19,695 --> 00:57:21,554
Hi! Don't you remember me?
789
00:57:23,658 --> 00:57:26,590
I'm Savannah. I used to be Jessica.
790
00:57:26,993 --> 00:57:28,049
Yes.
791
00:57:29,493 --> 00:57:31,720
Dr. Saunders, you gave me these.
792
00:57:32,959 --> 00:57:34,650
I just love them.
793
00:57:35,757 --> 00:57:37,553
They're great.
794
00:57:44,091 --> 00:57:45,718
I love this song.
795
00:57:46,559 --> 00:57:47,920
It's funky.
796
00:57:48,257 --> 00:57:52,246
- Can I dance for you?
- No, thank you. Thanks very much.
797
00:58:45,521 --> 00:58:49,180
Breasts: They have this powerful duality...
798
00:58:49,254 --> 00:58:53,086
as both signage
designed to attract the opposite sex...
799
00:58:53,223 --> 00:58:57,016
and then as a food source
to nurture the offspring of the alliance.
800
00:58:57,253 --> 00:59:01,742
They also give off special energy
because they're circles within circles.
801
00:59:01,919 --> 00:59:04,909
I hate to put a label on myself,
but I am a feminist.
802
00:59:04,987 --> 00:59:08,941
I got the surgery, not in spite of,
but because of that fact.
803
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,948
I think obtaining
a culturally rewarded appearance...
804
00:59:12,017 --> 00:59:16,884
as politically incorrect as that sounds,
is a liberating experience.
805
00:59:19,287 --> 00:59:20,773
Hi, Vanessa.
806
00:59:21,485 --> 00:59:23,576
You can't smoke in here.
807
00:59:24,885 --> 00:59:26,282
I'm sorry.
808
00:59:27,219 --> 00:59:28,946
I'm very unhappy.
809
00:59:29,018 --> 00:59:32,544
What's wrong?
Is everything okay with the augmentation?
810
00:59:33,019 --> 00:59:34,744
They're disgusting.
811
00:59:35,118 --> 00:59:36,141
What do you mean?
812
00:59:36,684 --> 00:59:39,480
They're disgusting and flat, not big enough.
813
00:59:39,551 --> 00:59:42,541
I feel like a boy. I want them bigger.
814
00:59:48,383 --> 00:59:50,179
Your breasts are perfect.
815
00:59:51,550 --> 00:59:53,039
They're great.
816
00:59:53,184 --> 00:59:54,514
You've had...
817
00:59:55,083 --> 00:59:59,780
what would be considered a very large
augmentation eight months ago.
818
01:00:00,116 --> 01:00:04,208
It's not good enough anymore.
It was at first and now it isn't.
819
01:00:04,616 --> 01:00:08,013
In the before-and-after picture,
you're already in the "after."
820
01:00:08,082 --> 01:00:09,275
Do you understand?
821
01:00:09,649 --> 01:00:11,275
You can make them bigger.
822
01:00:11,417 --> 01:00:15,405
- I'm sorry, I can't do that.
- Bullshit!
823
01:00:15,549 --> 01:00:18,809
You can. You put more stuff in them
and they'll get bigger.
824
01:00:18,981 --> 01:00:22,039
What I'm saying is,
I've never performed an operation...
825
01:00:22,116 --> 01:00:26,016
that I didn't feel
would be cosmetically beneficial.
826
01:00:26,981 --> 01:00:30,071
What you're asking for,
it wouldn't make you look...
827
01:00:30,147 --> 01:00:32,636
You have to stop smoking.
828
01:00:32,948 --> 01:00:34,471
I want them to be big.
829
01:00:34,648 --> 01:00:36,944
Really big. That's what I want.
830
01:00:42,914 --> 01:00:46,210
- I'm sorry.
- It's all right, sweetie. Okay.
831
01:00:46,815 --> 01:00:48,576
This woman is huge!
832
01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:54,139
She wants to be bigger, all right?
833
01:00:55,580 --> 01:00:58,411
I think she's big enough.
834
01:01:00,848 --> 01:01:02,074
Scalpel?
835
01:01:05,748 --> 01:01:06,735
No.
836
01:01:08,011 --> 01:01:09,671
Come on.
837
01:01:09,879 --> 01:01:11,072
Scalpel?
838
01:01:12,612 --> 01:01:13,942
Thank you.
839
01:01:27,145 --> 01:01:31,475
They tell me I drive too fast.
I already got five speeding tickets.
840
01:01:33,378 --> 01:01:35,138
Know what I'm saying?
841
01:01:36,877 --> 01:01:38,571
I'll be back.
842
01:01:44,278 --> 01:01:45,800
Don't even start.
843
01:01:45,878 --> 01:01:49,332
For God's sake!
She's not going to be able to buy clothes.
844
01:01:49,411 --> 01:01:52,605
It's what the woman wants
and we need the money.
845
01:01:52,878 --> 01:01:56,832
- What kind of job is she going to have?
- It's none of our business.
846
01:01:56,910 --> 01:01:59,602
Don't ever walk out of surgery again.
847
01:02:04,009 --> 01:02:05,067
Look at that.
848
01:02:05,210 --> 01:02:07,109
- She's incredible.
- She's beautiful.
849
01:02:07,177 --> 01:02:08,767
It's not too big?
850
01:02:08,910 --> 01:02:11,774
She's making $1,000 a week,
they're not too big.
851
01:02:13,608 --> 01:02:15,336
Know what I'm going to do?
852
01:02:15,875 --> 01:02:19,705
I'm gonna get every girl
who wants to have their boobs done...
853
01:02:19,775 --> 01:02:21,969
and I'm gonna have them done by you.
854
01:02:22,042 --> 01:02:26,474
- You'll refer them to me?
- I'll direct them to you. Go on, take a hit.
855
01:02:26,541 --> 01:02:28,938
- No, I've had enough.
- Come on, be a man.
856
01:02:29,108 --> 01:02:34,006
I'm gonna refer them to you and in return,
you'll pay me some kind of referral fee.
857
01:02:36,475 --> 01:02:40,202
What kind of referral fee
are you talking about?
858
01:02:40,539 --> 01:02:44,734
I don't know. Maybe 10, 15 percent...
859
01:02:45,274 --> 01:02:47,263
10 percent of what you charge.
860
01:02:47,341 --> 01:02:50,536
This is the best promotion
you can ever hope for.
861
01:02:51,109 --> 01:02:52,298
When men see her...
862
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:56,296
you'll have their wives
in your office the next day.
863
01:03:05,407 --> 01:03:06,564
Marker.
864
01:03:07,739 --> 01:03:09,933
- Guys wanna get their hands on these.
- Jesus!
865
01:03:10,006 --> 01:03:13,631
These women with National Geographic
boobs drooping around their waist...
866
01:03:13,706 --> 01:03:15,535
of course their boyfriends look at me.
867
01:03:15,806 --> 01:03:19,291
I needed my teeth fixed, too,
but I only had enough money for one.
868
01:03:19,370 --> 01:03:23,066
I think I made the right choice.
No one notices my teeth are crooked.
869
01:03:23,805 --> 01:03:25,293
Excuse me, Bill.
870
01:03:29,439 --> 01:03:30,769
Look at that.
871
01:03:31,306 --> 01:03:36,202
Oh, my goodness. Same designers.
You'll have to keep your distance.
872
01:03:36,269 --> 01:03:40,203
Are those my breasts?
They look awfully familiar.
873
01:03:42,071 --> 01:03:46,126
That's a completely different style.
It's teardrop shaped.
874
01:03:49,037 --> 01:03:53,027
I paid couture prices, you better not
have given me ready-to-wear.
875
01:03:54,004 --> 01:03:55,300
My goodness.
876
01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:00,097
Oh, dear.
877
01:04:00,703 --> 01:04:03,669
Where's the food?
Do you know where the food is?
878
01:04:03,737 --> 01:04:05,761
No, that's liquor, sir.
879
01:04:05,938 --> 01:04:08,597
Excuse me for a moment, won't you?
880
01:04:09,803 --> 01:04:11,393
Are you guys hungry?
881
01:04:11,536 --> 01:04:12,760
Hold on. Hello.
882
01:04:12,834 --> 01:04:16,064
Don't walk away, I'm not done with you.
Thank you.
883
01:04:16,769 --> 01:04:18,497
You can't do that.
884
01:04:20,736 --> 01:04:21,929
Hello, Kevin.
885
01:04:24,171 --> 01:04:25,995
Well, hello, Bill.
886
01:04:26,801 --> 01:04:29,165
I'd like to personally thank you...
887
01:04:29,235 --> 01:04:32,826
for dispelling the notion of ethics
in plastic surgery.
888
01:04:33,035 --> 01:04:37,866
They were actually beginning to take us
seriously and you set us back 10 years.
889
01:04:38,136 --> 01:04:41,100
- I did? How did I do that?
- How?
890
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:43,060
By this.
891
01:04:43,567 --> 01:04:45,362
By your behavior.
892
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:49,590
Your whole behavior, your lack of integrity,
your damn persona.
893
01:04:51,965 --> 01:04:53,625
You make them too big.
894
01:04:54,133 --> 01:04:57,930
I give the customers
what they ask for, you jackass.
895
01:04:58,134 --> 01:05:01,066
- Different women want different things.
- Really?
896
01:05:01,134 --> 01:05:03,363
To look like circus freaks?
897
01:05:03,835 --> 01:05:05,127
Freaks?
898
01:05:05,631 --> 01:05:10,327
You call them freaks, that's very telling.
I find that very telling about you.
899
01:05:13,034 --> 01:05:15,260
What you're doing is perverse.
900
01:05:17,333 --> 01:05:18,819
Go to hell.
901
01:05:22,466 --> 01:05:24,864
It's always nice to see you.
902
01:05:25,899 --> 01:05:28,592
You should be ashamed of yourself.
903
01:05:28,699 --> 01:05:33,323
Mutilating your body to fulfill
some kind of male pornographic fantasy!
904
01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:37,419
I am not fulfilling anybody's fantasy.
I did this for myself, honey.
905
01:05:37,764 --> 01:05:40,162
You did it because Playboy tells you...
906
01:05:40,398 --> 01:05:42,887
Don't tell me why I did what I did,
all right?
907
01:05:42,965 --> 01:05:47,123
Phil, I think it's important to realize that...
908
01:05:47,530 --> 01:05:50,257
many intelligent women
find the operation empowering.
909
01:05:50,629 --> 01:05:52,323
Hold on!
910
01:05:53,630 --> 01:05:57,825
I think these women are jealous.
They know that girl... What's her name?
911
01:05:57,898 --> 01:06:00,327
- Cindy.
- They know Cindy looks better than them.
912
01:06:00,396 --> 01:06:03,954
- Please!
- I'd have the operation if I could afford it.
913
01:06:04,030 --> 01:06:05,792
Do you do charity work?
914
01:06:07,731 --> 01:06:09,823
Charity work, Doctor, how about that?
915
01:06:10,197 --> 01:06:13,424
In most tribal societies, this is the ideal.
916
01:06:13,896 --> 01:06:16,691
Sagging breasts are a sign of beauty...
917
01:06:16,763 --> 01:06:19,558
symbolizing pregnancy and childbirth.
918
01:06:19,629 --> 01:06:22,958
Only in our culture is this the ideal:
919
01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:25,360
An upright, adolescent breast.
920
01:06:26,227 --> 01:06:30,457
What this doctor has created
is this Barbie-doll look.
921
01:06:30,729 --> 01:06:33,354
It's a body type simply not found in nature.
922
01:06:33,528 --> 01:06:38,753
I think it's important to draw a distinction
between reasonable, ethical doctors...
923
01:06:38,892 --> 01:06:42,349
such as myself and Dr. Franklin Rose,
a handful of others.
924
01:06:44,894 --> 01:06:47,985
This woman,
and I'm sure you're a nice woman.
925
01:06:48,128 --> 01:06:49,719
Thank you, Doctor.
926
01:06:49,795 --> 01:06:54,622
She's not one of my patients
and she's not representative of my work.
927
01:06:55,226 --> 01:06:57,556
My doctor is Kevin Saunders.
928
01:06:57,928 --> 01:06:59,358
Hi, Kevin.
929
01:07:00,361 --> 01:07:01,850
I love what you do for me.
930
01:07:04,891 --> 01:07:06,720
How is it? Is it good?
931
01:07:08,926 --> 01:07:11,154
I think I just burst a blood vessel.
932
01:07:16,427 --> 01:07:20,414
Look, you missed some.
You'll have to try it again.
933
01:07:22,892 --> 01:07:25,517
Are you trying to take advantage of me?
934
01:07:25,592 --> 01:07:29,786
You're a very bad girl. You're very bad.
You're wicked.
935
01:08:18,623 --> 01:08:20,452
Hello.
936
01:08:46,722 --> 01:08:48,278
I'm sorry.
937
01:09:12,053 --> 01:09:16,986
I used to work in investment banking
and was totally respected for my mind.
938
01:09:17,054 --> 01:09:20,677
For reasons unrelated to work,
I decided to get the surgery done.
939
01:09:20,752 --> 01:09:22,615
The strangest thing happened:
940
01:09:22,819 --> 01:09:26,253
All the guys I worked with began
treating me like a moronic bimbo.
941
01:09:26,553 --> 01:09:30,008
I've known them for years,
and now they were calling me...
942
01:09:30,087 --> 01:09:33,209
baby and doll face and sweet pants.
943
01:09:33,785 --> 01:09:37,444
It's like in one weekend,
I went from being a respected equal...
944
01:09:37,518 --> 01:09:42,280
to some kind of totally vacuous,
available, helpless, slut secretary.
945
01:09:42,518 --> 01:09:46,915
Like I'd paid the doctor to take out
my brain and stuff it in my tits.
946
01:09:53,585 --> 01:09:54,811
Here we are!
947
01:09:55,984 --> 01:09:58,174
Come on, don't be shy.
948
01:09:58,682 --> 01:10:01,843
He built this house
when he got divorced in '83.
949
01:10:02,883 --> 01:10:05,213
30,000 square feet.
950
01:10:05,284 --> 01:10:07,113
- Hey, Bitsy.
- Hey there!
951
01:10:07,184 --> 01:10:11,580
Marble floors from Italy.
Honduras mahogany railings.
952
01:10:12,381 --> 01:10:15,372
Lots of these Impressionist paintings
from France.
953
01:10:15,450 --> 01:10:18,382
They say he can have me ready
by the August issue.
954
01:10:18,450 --> 01:10:21,042
He's the Penthouse plastic surgeon.
955
01:10:21,117 --> 01:10:24,841
He can take a dump truck
and hammer her into a Ferrari.
956
01:10:24,914 --> 01:10:27,107
That's my favorite car!
957
01:10:27,482 --> 01:10:29,948
Don't be afraid to go too big.
958
01:10:30,016 --> 01:10:33,710
Dr. Saunders can fit in 400cc implants...
959
01:10:33,817 --> 01:10:38,439
when every other surgeon is saying
they can't squeeze in 200cc.
960
01:10:38,947 --> 01:10:41,710
- Hi, hon. How you feeling?
- Good!
961
01:10:43,015 --> 01:10:45,413
- Hey, girls!
- Hi, Judith!
962
01:10:46,148 --> 01:10:47,807
That's Janice.
963
01:10:48,115 --> 01:10:50,305
She's going out with a very famous star...
964
01:10:50,379 --> 01:10:53,369
whose name you would recognize
if I said it.
965
01:10:53,447 --> 01:10:54,778
But I can't.
966
01:10:54,948 --> 01:10:59,777
He's paying to have the implants
her old boyfriend gave her...
967
01:10:59,847 --> 01:11:02,211
replaced with new implants.
968
01:11:04,244 --> 01:11:08,974
Some of the girls like to come here
to rest up after the operation.
969
01:11:09,046 --> 01:11:10,978
- Here you are, Doctor.
- Thanks.
970
01:11:11,046 --> 01:11:13,240
That's Summer. Hey, girl.
971
01:11:14,247 --> 01:11:17,801
She's here to prepare
for her Falcon Crest audition.
972
01:11:20,444 --> 01:11:21,968
This is Ashley.
973
01:11:22,279 --> 01:11:24,177
- Hello, Ashley.
- Hi.
974
01:11:24,245 --> 01:11:26,370
Thank you. How was your flight?
975
01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:28,537
Great. I'm so excited to be here!
976
01:11:28,747 --> 01:11:31,073
We're excited to have you here.
977
01:11:32,744 --> 01:11:35,540
Jennifer, you wanna get Ashley a cocktail?
978
01:11:36,479 --> 01:11:38,308
- Are you hungry?
- No.
979
01:11:38,879 --> 01:11:41,072
It's all right if you are.
980
01:11:48,045 --> 01:11:50,909
- Hello, George. How are you?
- Dr. Larson.
981
01:11:52,911 --> 01:11:56,636
- Aren't you speaking today?
- In about 15 minutes. Join us.
982
01:12:03,644 --> 01:12:07,007
- Dr. William Larson?
- Yes, sir?
983
01:12:07,077 --> 01:12:11,405
I don't know if you remember me or not.
We talked in the '85 convention.
984
01:12:11,908 --> 01:12:13,272
Jim Kidder.
985
01:12:14,742 --> 01:12:16,971
Honey, come here.
I'm sure you remember.
986
01:12:17,043 --> 01:12:19,941
I am such a fan.
I've always known you're a genius.
987
01:12:20,010 --> 01:12:23,598
This is Dr. Larson.
He invented what you got right there!
988
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:27,239
You know what? I've got a funny idea.
This is funny.
989
01:12:27,442 --> 01:12:31,273
Don't you think it'd be funny if you...
Could you autograph those?
990
01:12:31,343 --> 01:12:33,138
That would be great.
991
01:12:34,209 --> 01:12:37,001
- A little unusual.
- It'd mean so much.
992
01:12:38,940 --> 01:12:40,065
Bless your heart.
993
01:12:45,209 --> 01:12:49,639
- Could you sign mine, too, please?
- This is getting to be a little silly, now.
994
01:12:49,872 --> 01:12:51,361
Oh, my God.
995
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:54,768
Sign them, you fucker.
996
01:12:57,574 --> 01:12:58,666
Lady, please.
997
01:12:58,940 --> 01:13:02,465
- This is what you did to me.
- You don't need to do this in here.
998
01:13:03,172 --> 01:13:06,230
It's a little embarrassing.
Please put your sweater down.
999
01:13:06,306 --> 01:13:08,569
You don't have anything to say to me?
1000
01:13:08,641 --> 01:13:13,402
Yes, I do. Put your sweater down
or I'll have security take you out.
1001
01:13:16,404 --> 01:13:17,768
Fuck you.
1002
01:13:18,005 --> 01:13:20,563
- Ma'am, let's go.
- Goddamn you.
1003
01:13:20,639 --> 01:13:22,696
Fuck off! Goddamn you!
1004
01:13:22,939 --> 01:13:25,428
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
1005
01:13:29,236 --> 01:13:30,862
That's not right.
1006
01:13:35,237 --> 01:13:37,329
- Sorry, sir.
- Excuse me.
1007
01:13:39,172 --> 01:13:41,139
We can make you look something...
1008
01:13:41,473 --> 01:13:43,298
like this.
1009
01:13:45,836 --> 01:13:47,963
- No?
- Not really.
1010
01:13:48,038 --> 01:13:52,164
It's nice,
but if you really want to stop the trains...
1011
01:13:54,238 --> 01:13:56,497
we can do something like that.
1012
01:13:59,170 --> 01:14:01,636
Then, we would take your nipple...
1013
01:14:02,637 --> 01:14:04,501
move it up to here.
1014
01:14:06,704 --> 01:14:08,830
It's hard to believe, right?
1015
01:14:09,134 --> 01:14:11,431
She had an augmentation in '87.
1016
01:14:11,702 --> 01:14:14,534
I think if she'd gone bigger...
1017
01:14:14,603 --> 01:14:17,568
her career would be
in better shape today.
1018
01:14:21,170 --> 01:14:24,100
Half of Hollywood is wearing my breasts.
1019
01:14:24,201 --> 01:14:28,601
It's true: Pamela Anderson,
Dolly Parton, Cher.
1020
01:14:29,602 --> 01:14:35,193
In fact, Victoria's real secret is that
everyone in that catalog are my patients.
1021
01:14:35,402 --> 01:14:38,764
This is all off the record, of course.
1022
01:14:39,733 --> 01:14:44,065
They're fantasy in the flesh.
The perfect female form.
1023
01:14:44,135 --> 01:14:45,226
That's me!
1024
01:14:45,302 --> 01:14:48,857
Here's the man responsible
for this veritable Garden of Eden.
1025
01:14:48,966 --> 01:14:50,454
Meet Dr. Kevin Saunders.
1026
01:14:50,533 --> 01:14:54,432
I think if she'd gone bigger,
her career would be in better shape today.
1027
01:14:54,701 --> 01:14:57,463
One of the inventors
of the silicone breast implant...
1028
01:14:57,535 --> 01:15:00,024
and one of the country's
most prolific breast men...
1029
01:15:00,102 --> 01:15:02,929
Dr. Saunders doesn't hesitate
to brag about his work.
1030
01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:04,863
Victoria's real secret...
1031
01:15:05,066 --> 01:15:07,532
is all the women in the catalog
are my patients.
1032
01:15:07,933 --> 01:15:12,366
It's true, day after day,
I work with women's breasts.
1033
01:15:12,567 --> 01:15:15,758
It's a terrible job,
but someone's got to do it.
1034
01:15:15,831 --> 01:15:18,457
While Dr. Saunders is laughing...
1035
01:15:18,532 --> 01:15:23,487
thousands of women are suffering
from silicone-induced autoimmune disease.
1036
01:15:23,598 --> 01:15:27,588
Health eroded, hopes destroyed,
Jane went back into the operating room.
1037
01:15:27,900 --> 01:15:30,329
This is what came out of her body.
1038
01:15:31,764 --> 01:15:33,286
I had...
1039
01:15:34,497 --> 01:15:38,761
leakage from my right breast
of a clear liquid.
1040
01:15:38,900 --> 01:15:40,421
Leakage from the nipple...
1041
01:15:40,498 --> 01:15:44,325
fever, pneumonia, chest pains.
I knew there was something very wrong.
1042
01:15:44,395 --> 01:15:48,625
Karen was diagnosed with a disease
of the immune system called lupus.
1043
01:15:48,698 --> 01:15:52,495
I was absolutely shocked
to find out it was silicone.
1044
01:15:52,598 --> 01:15:54,564
It was leaking from me for two years.
1045
01:15:54,699 --> 01:15:58,526
Had I known these things could rupture,
I never would've had this done.
1046
01:15:58,595 --> 01:16:01,187
I thought they would last a lifetime.
1047
01:16:02,964 --> 01:16:05,089
What are you left with now?
1048
01:16:07,597 --> 01:16:12,493
Where's my fucking phone?
Get me my cellular! Goddamn it.
1049
01:16:19,230 --> 01:16:21,988
tell people about
what's happened to me, but...
1050
01:16:22,061 --> 01:16:24,460
You're not going to die.
1051
01:16:25,562 --> 01:16:29,585
I know you're scared,
but it was just a TV show.
1052
01:16:30,962 --> 01:16:33,621
Do you believe everything you see on TV?
1053
01:16:34,229 --> 01:16:36,852
I'm sorry. Could you hold on, please?
1054
01:16:37,027 --> 01:16:41,323
You have 36 cancellations this week
and two death threats, one sounds serious.
1055
01:16:41,395 --> 01:16:44,190
The Times, Tribune,
Post, and Sun want to speak with you.
1056
01:16:44,395 --> 01:16:49,087
Channels 2, 4, 5 and 11
all want you on the news tonight.
1057
01:16:51,225 --> 01:16:53,623
They found three women
out of three million...
1058
01:16:54,126 --> 01:16:55,820
and they put them on TV.
1059
01:16:56,094 --> 01:16:58,390
That's what you call reasonable journalism.
1060
01:16:58,461 --> 01:17:00,690
Hush up, we got a surprise for you.
1061
01:17:01,758 --> 01:17:04,918
All right. One, two, three.
1062
01:17:08,761 --> 01:17:10,852
Will you listen to what I'm telling you?
1063
01:17:10,961 --> 01:17:12,588
Silicone is in everything.
1064
01:17:12,895 --> 01:17:16,120
It's in potato chips, it's in antacids.
Are you wearing lipstick?
1065
01:17:16,192 --> 01:17:18,521
What is this connective tissue disease?
1066
01:17:18,725 --> 01:17:22,591
I'm not sure these nice people
want to listen to that right now.
1067
01:17:22,660 --> 01:17:25,091
What are people doing today?
Where's the statistics?
1068
01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:27,490
- Happy birthday.
- Isn't that great?
1069
01:17:27,660 --> 01:17:30,385
Maybe you should think about this
in another way.
1070
01:17:30,458 --> 01:17:32,253
In the way of a balance.
1071
01:17:32,325 --> 01:17:34,315
Nature has a balance...
1072
01:17:34,393 --> 01:17:39,290
which you should explore the possibility
that you have, in a karmic sense, upset.
1073
01:17:40,459 --> 01:17:42,150
A karmic sense?
1074
01:17:42,223 --> 01:17:46,053
20,000 lawsuits and Dow's lawyers
are talking about settling.
1075
01:17:46,123 --> 01:17:47,350
May I have the keys?
1076
01:17:47,424 --> 01:17:50,358
They're frightened.
It'll cost more to fight even if they win.
1077
01:17:50,426 --> 01:17:52,414
- The goddamn car keys!
- Economic realities.
1078
01:17:52,491 --> 01:17:55,818
What do you need the car keys for?
Where are you going?
1079
01:17:56,222 --> 01:17:59,518
I'm guilty because of my karma?
Is that what you're saying?
1080
01:17:59,588 --> 01:18:03,182
You're gonna talk to me about my karma?
Go ahead.
1081
01:18:04,158 --> 01:18:05,988
You're fucked.
1082
01:18:06,458 --> 01:18:09,285
You are really fucked, karmically.
1083
01:18:13,489 --> 01:18:14,580
Get out.
1084
01:18:14,690 --> 01:18:17,021
- Damn bastards.
- I gotta get going.
1085
01:18:17,625 --> 01:18:19,954
There's one or two more here.
1086
01:18:20,857 --> 01:18:23,753
We'll have the last laugh
when the truth comes out.
1087
01:18:25,954 --> 01:18:28,649
20,000 court cases, but...
1088
01:18:29,523 --> 01:18:31,614
they got no evidence.
1089
01:18:41,721 --> 01:18:44,119
Do you want to see the evidence?
1090
01:18:45,288 --> 01:18:46,549
There.
1091
01:18:47,653 --> 01:18:50,142
Right there. Maria Stern.
1092
01:18:50,386 --> 01:18:51,614
38 years old.
1093
01:18:51,820 --> 01:18:54,377
Can't even get to church on Sunday.
1094
01:18:54,486 --> 01:18:56,351
I'm going on record right now...
1095
01:18:56,422 --> 01:18:59,717
and saying
that science can be bought today.
1096
01:18:59,954 --> 01:19:01,417
Take a good look at that.
1097
01:19:01,485 --> 01:19:04,383
That's what an explanted
silicone implant looks like.
1098
01:19:04,452 --> 01:19:08,443
Brought to you by the same people
who brought you Agent Orange.
1099
01:19:09,721 --> 01:19:12,347
Lawyers don't give a damn about women.
1100
01:19:12,954 --> 01:19:17,509
Money comes in, they knock them
out of the way to get their 50 percent first.
1101
01:19:17,585 --> 01:19:20,483
I do blame Dr. Saunders
and I do blame Dr. Larson!
1102
01:19:20,552 --> 01:19:24,078
I think they made millions and they knew!
1103
01:19:25,055 --> 01:19:26,350
They knew...
1104
01:19:28,217 --> 01:19:30,774
that these things
were making women sick!
1105
01:19:30,850 --> 01:19:31,908
I got one.
1106
01:19:32,284 --> 01:19:36,775
How many lawyers does it take
to kick a nun's teeth in for 50 cents?
1107
01:19:37,485 --> 01:19:38,917
How many?
1108
01:19:40,019 --> 01:19:41,642
Hell, all of them!
1109
01:19:46,950 --> 01:19:48,472
All of them.
1110
01:19:52,652 --> 01:19:55,615
We, the jury, in the above-entitled action...
1111
01:19:55,849 --> 01:19:58,940
find the defendant,
Dow Corning Corporation...
1112
01:19:59,350 --> 01:20:04,283
guilty of willful misconduct
and award the plaintiff $200,000...
1113
01:20:04,617 --> 01:20:07,479
$840,000 in compensatory damages...
1114
01:20:08,283 --> 01:20:10,338
$6.5 million in punitive damage...
1115
01:20:10,982 --> 01:20:14,176
$25 million, including punitive damages.
1116
01:20:15,750 --> 01:20:19,683
There's no proven correlation
between the sick women and the implants.
1117
01:20:19,751 --> 01:20:22,145
Thank you. No more questions.
1118
01:20:23,348 --> 01:20:26,543
I've never seen a jury so flagrantly biased.
1119
01:20:27,215 --> 01:20:28,203
Shut up.
1120
01:20:28,282 --> 01:20:31,443
This isn't over yet, we'll appeal.
This judge is an idiot.
1121
01:20:31,517 --> 01:20:35,413
I've heard enough out of you.
I said I want you to shut up.
1122
01:20:37,480 --> 01:20:38,969
Hello, Kevin.
1123
01:20:42,283 --> 01:20:44,305
Been golfing any lately?
1124
01:20:45,482 --> 01:20:46,505
No.
1125
01:20:48,447 --> 01:20:50,345
My game's gone to hell.
1126
01:20:50,514 --> 01:20:54,002
Today, I'm requesting a moratorium...
1127
01:20:54,313 --> 01:20:59,270
on the further use
of all silicone gel breast implants.
1128
01:20:59,548 --> 01:21:04,172
David Kessler should read the Mayo Clinic
and the Harvard Medical School studies.
1129
01:21:04,247 --> 01:21:07,178
The number of sick women with implants
is proportional...
1130
01:21:07,246 --> 01:21:09,645
to the sick women
in the general population.
1131
01:21:09,913 --> 01:21:14,174
You think anyone is gonna want
to introduce a new medical product...
1132
01:21:14,246 --> 01:21:16,437
after what happened here?
1133
01:21:17,245 --> 01:21:20,268
You couldn't get aspirin approved
by the FDA today.
1134
01:21:20,545 --> 01:21:25,242
I don't doubt that these women
are genuinely sick and I feel sorry for them.
1135
01:21:25,314 --> 01:21:26,936
The question is, "Why?"
1136
01:21:27,311 --> 01:21:30,005
The problem is that the majority...
1137
01:21:30,511 --> 01:21:33,501
the women who are happy
with their implants...
1138
01:21:33,679 --> 01:21:38,170
aren't gonna stand up
at their next town meeting and say:
1139
01:21:38,247 --> 01:21:43,199
"Excuse me, I have augmented breasts
and I'm pleased as Punch with them."
1140
01:21:43,777 --> 01:21:46,006
We got a lottery mentality in this country.
1141
01:21:46,244 --> 01:21:49,643
It tells us, "Why work
when you can sue someone?"
1142
01:21:50,945 --> 01:21:53,738
If they're gonna ban anything...
1143
01:21:54,243 --> 01:21:57,837
why don't they ban
the silicone penile implants?
1144
01:21:57,944 --> 01:21:59,431
Know why they don't?
1145
01:21:59,610 --> 01:22:01,802
Because half of Congress has them.
1146
01:22:01,876 --> 01:22:04,605
And they're nothing but
a bunch of goddamn hypocrites!
1147
01:22:04,678 --> 01:22:05,701
How do you explain...
1148
01:22:05,778 --> 01:22:10,209
the medical community's
own reluctance to support you?
1149
01:22:10,276 --> 01:22:14,605
You work hard all your life.
1150
01:22:15,977 --> 01:22:18,034
You are trying...
1151
01:22:18,943 --> 01:22:22,065
to live a life that is decent and honest.
1152
01:22:22,308 --> 01:22:24,501
You're trying to help people.
1153
01:22:25,274 --> 01:22:27,241
You anticipate that...
1154
01:22:27,442 --> 01:22:30,035
one day you'll be told thank you.
1155
01:22:30,943 --> 01:22:33,167
But instead, you're attacked.
1156
01:22:33,707 --> 01:22:36,435
It's like the goddamn sky opened up...
1157
01:22:36,574 --> 01:22:39,097
and you're assaulted with this...
1158
01:22:39,741 --> 01:22:43,176
vicious, mean-spirited...
1159
01:22:47,639 --> 01:22:51,504
Hell. I forgot, I don't know what it is.
1160
01:22:53,308 --> 01:22:54,501
I don't know.
1161
01:22:54,641 --> 01:22:57,971
- We're gonna take a break...
- It's a bunch of bullshit.
1162
01:22:58,809 --> 01:23:03,432
If you have silicone breast implants
and are experiencing these symptoms...
1163
01:23:03,507 --> 01:23:06,700
please call 1-800-RUPTURE.
1164
01:23:28,304 --> 01:23:31,499
- A lot of girls say they're getting sick.
- Did you talk to them?
1165
01:23:32,238 --> 01:23:33,226
I'm not a doctor.
1166
01:23:33,305 --> 01:23:36,637
I know you're not a doctor.
Did you explain to them?
1167
01:23:36,707 --> 01:23:41,261
- I didn't explain. All I know...
- Even if there's a leak, it gets trapped.
1168
01:23:41,904 --> 01:23:44,802
There's a capsule of scar tissue.
1169
01:23:44,871 --> 01:23:47,360
The girls feel uncomfortable
when you're around.
1170
01:23:47,438 --> 01:23:49,905
- There's no risk involved.
- Go home.
1171
01:23:50,906 --> 01:23:52,960
Go home and don't come back.
1172
01:23:57,237 --> 01:23:58,669
Fuck you.
1173
01:24:32,734 --> 01:24:35,858
The instant I saw them,
I knew I'd made a horrible mistake.
1174
01:24:35,933 --> 01:24:38,695
I was paranoid.
I felt like everyone would look at me...
1175
01:24:38,768 --> 01:24:41,394
and know that I was vain
and insecure and say:
1176
01:24:42,101 --> 01:24:44,568
"Jesus, who do you think you're fooling?"
1177
01:24:44,970 --> 01:24:48,797
- Why not have them removed?
- Like I need to have more explaining to do.
1178
01:24:51,934 --> 01:24:55,492
You have sinus trouble? A little bit? Okay.
1179
01:24:55,735 --> 01:24:58,167
That shouldn't be a problem.
1180
01:24:58,436 --> 01:25:02,195
I have to ask a few more questions.
Do you have Medicaid?
1181
01:25:02,266 --> 01:25:03,732
Medicado?
1182
01:25:03,967 --> 01:25:06,627
I can try and strip them.
1183
01:25:09,235 --> 01:25:13,097
That's pretty expensive
and insurance won't cover it.
1184
01:25:16,299 --> 01:25:20,459
Why don't I just recommend
a good pair of support hose?
1185
01:25:34,498 --> 01:25:35,657
Hi.
1186
01:25:36,366 --> 01:25:37,390
How are you?
1187
01:25:40,863 --> 01:25:42,193
Not good.
1188
01:25:44,164 --> 01:25:45,789
I've been sick.
1189
01:25:47,998 --> 01:25:49,556
What's the matter?
1190
01:25:49,699 --> 01:25:52,662
What are your symptoms?
1191
01:25:57,398 --> 01:25:59,057
I'm tired.
1192
01:25:59,931 --> 01:26:02,227
I'm tired all the time.
1193
01:26:04,499 --> 01:26:06,428
My mouth is dry.
1194
01:26:06,695 --> 01:26:08,787
My eyes are dry.
1195
01:26:09,829 --> 01:26:11,795
I have this...
1196
01:26:13,196 --> 01:26:17,323
constant pain on the left side of my body.
1197
01:26:19,928 --> 01:26:22,792
The scariest part is...
1198
01:26:24,029 --> 01:26:26,460
nobody can seem to tell me why.
1199
01:26:30,130 --> 01:26:33,390
We're gonna do a complete workup on you.
1200
01:26:34,495 --> 01:26:37,689
Take some blood. Let me get the nurse.
1201
01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:40,458
I just want them out.
1202
01:26:41,794 --> 01:26:45,282
I figured that you put them in...
1203
01:26:45,760 --> 01:26:48,590
so you'd know best
how to take them out.
1204
01:26:50,727 --> 01:26:52,522
I just want them out.
1205
01:27:27,958 --> 01:27:30,652
Doctor, I'm going to the ladies' room.
1206
01:27:53,756 --> 01:27:56,587
I wouldn't think of it as a removal,
so to speak.
1207
01:27:56,657 --> 01:27:59,919
You're actually acquiring
a new sense of well-being.
1208
01:28:00,190 --> 01:28:05,280
We'll explant the silicone implant, which
will be fully covered by your insurance.
1209
01:28:05,355 --> 01:28:09,755
If you want to swap, I think you'll be
very happy with our new saline implants.
1210
01:28:09,823 --> 01:28:12,312
Of course, you'll have peace of mind.
1211
01:28:12,391 --> 01:28:15,085
It's a personal choice. I know it's not easy.
1212
01:28:15,157 --> 01:28:19,053
The point is to take away the worry
so you can focus on what really matters.
1213
01:28:19,122 --> 01:28:20,418
It's your body.
1214
01:28:20,489 --> 01:28:23,455
That's what is important,
that you feel comfortable.
1215
01:28:23,522 --> 01:28:27,750
I like to think of saline as a natural,
more organic procedure.
1216
01:28:27,822 --> 01:28:30,483
I'm sorry this whole thing
has made you depressed.
1217
01:28:30,557 --> 01:28:34,953
The point now is not to be depressed,
but to take positive action.
1218
01:28:35,054 --> 01:28:38,509
Perhaps trading up to a larger size
would be a pick-me-up.
1219
01:28:38,588 --> 01:28:42,351
My original implant contained saline.
I told them from the start: saline.
1220
01:28:42,422 --> 01:28:45,909
You'll get two free visits
and a holistic mineral and relaxation kit.
1221
01:28:46,154 --> 01:28:51,108
Tension and anxiety are the two
greatest causes of health problems.
1222
01:28:56,087 --> 01:29:00,745
Actually, you are making more
to take them out, aren't you?
1223
01:29:00,819 --> 01:29:04,684
$7,000 to put them in.
You charge me again?
1224
01:29:04,754 --> 01:29:08,414
You charge me again to take them out
and then...
1225
01:29:09,655 --> 01:29:12,346
To put in the new ones, the safe ones...
1226
01:29:12,486 --> 01:29:15,850
You're charging me again.
1227
01:29:17,321 --> 01:29:20,412
It costs more to take them out.
1228
01:29:21,254 --> 01:29:22,548
Insurance covers 80 percent.
1229
01:29:22,619 --> 01:29:25,311
But you make more, actually.
1230
01:29:25,618 --> 01:29:28,210
$7,000 to put them in.
1231
01:29:28,451 --> 01:29:33,407
$4,800 to take them out,
another $2,000 for the saline.
1232
01:29:33,785 --> 01:29:36,184
Another $1,000 for the OR...
1233
01:29:39,051 --> 01:29:40,607
Okay, when do I schedule?
1234
01:29:40,684 --> 01:29:43,276
When can I schedule?
1235
01:29:45,151 --> 01:29:46,878
When could we schedule?
1236
01:29:47,084 --> 01:29:49,210
You think we can put in a larger size?
1237
01:29:49,285 --> 01:29:52,546
Call Keddrick and tell him to fix it
or get it out.
1238
01:29:52,884 --> 01:29:56,576
It's too fucking hot, that's why.
And it's not herbal.
1239
01:29:57,049 --> 01:29:59,141
I paid for an herbal sauna.
1240
01:29:59,250 --> 01:30:03,081
He sends me this goddamn
Marquis de Sade sauna.
1241
01:30:03,184 --> 01:30:06,909
It smells like shit
and it scalds anyone who steps into it!
1242
01:30:07,249 --> 01:30:08,613
Who else called?
1243
01:30:09,149 --> 01:30:12,139
Tell him I'll call him back.
I should be in soon.
1244
01:30:12,284 --> 01:30:15,217
All right? So I'm right around the corner.
1245
01:30:20,515 --> 01:30:21,607
Fuck!
1246
01:30:58,380 --> 01:31:02,243
I've always had a strong image
of what kind of space I wanted to occupy.
1247
01:31:02,312 --> 01:31:03,676
This just isn't it.
1248
01:31:10,846 --> 01:31:12,471
I'm not ashamed about spending money.
1249
01:31:12,545 --> 01:31:15,011
You have a nice car,
you pay for its upkeep, right?
1250
01:31:23,380 --> 01:31:26,004
My mom's like this '60s hippie...
1251
01:31:26,078 --> 01:31:29,772
who thinks breast implants are
part of some plot to control women.
1252
01:31:29,846 --> 01:31:32,574
People think only bimbos
and actresses get implants.
1253
01:31:32,647 --> 01:31:36,339
Why do I have to have 18-year-old,
shoulder-level breasts, anyway?
1254
01:31:36,412 --> 01:31:38,933
You can talk about beauty
being on the inside...
1255
01:31:39,011 --> 01:31:42,445
but no one's gonna come inside
unless you got curve appeal.
1256
01:31:42,544 --> 01:31:44,841
I run my own company,
I've got a nice house...
1257
01:31:44,911 --> 01:31:47,775
I feel breasts are
the real basis of femininity.
1258
01:31:47,845 --> 01:31:51,503
- I can get my stomach flatter at the gym.
- It's not the same as a penis.
1259
01:31:51,577 --> 01:31:54,441
They have form and function
based on the concept of giving.
1260
01:31:54,543 --> 01:31:57,703
A penis isn't on display,
it doesn't have to fill a sweater.
1261
01:31:57,844 --> 01:32:00,743
You have glands and nipples.
Everything you need.
1262
01:32:00,977 --> 01:32:03,965
Frankly to me,
all penises look pretty much the same.
1263
01:32:04,043 --> 01:32:05,532
See how naturally they move?
1264
01:32:05,610 --> 01:32:07,199
My doctor is an artist.
1265
01:32:07,275 --> 01:32:09,834
He has a vision of how
the female body should look.
1266
01:32:09,942 --> 01:32:13,171
For women, breasts are the body part
that most profoundly...
1267
01:32:13,410 --> 01:32:15,672
It's my body, I've got to live with it.
1268
01:32:15,877 --> 01:32:20,364
After I got them, men who never
noticed me were dying to go out with me.
1269
01:32:20,608 --> 01:32:23,439
They aren't all that important, are they?
1270
01:32:24,136 --> 01:32:26,568
Can I put my shirt back on now?
101005
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