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ALAN (V.O.) Previously on Big Time...
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Honey, our boys are in trouble.
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Go, go, go!
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This movie is a front for
Holgado, and the cops know it!
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Monkey Largo,
it's a drug deal...
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pretending to be a movie.
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Agh!
You left me at a bus stop!
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I'm sorry, Darla...
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Ben and Jack Dolfe!
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Get down to the ground slowly!
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[MALLOY]
Welcome to the party, boys.
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Fu--
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Agh!
Agh!
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Agh!
Agh!
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Agh!
Agh!
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Agh!
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¶ Rainbow whoa oh whoa oh ¶
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¶ Rainbow ¶
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Where should we start, boys?
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Wrongful death of Jimmy Staats?
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Attempting to record
a federal agent?
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Possession of enough
Schedule 2 narcotics...
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to put you away for 15 years!
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Breaking and entering!
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Okay, you are gonna laugh...
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Dude, this is gonna be funny.
...when you hear this story.
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Really?
Starting with last night.
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Yeah.
You know, we hear that Rico...
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the chimp actor that
we've been working with...
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Might be a snitch.
he's working with you guys.
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Or so we think.
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Cuba comes in--
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He tells us that
Monkey Largo is a fake!
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We had no idea.
Then he takes us to this house,
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And yeah,
Jason Alexander's house.
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[BEN] Who does not like
Seinfeld, by the way...
So Cuba has us rob him blind.
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but is a big child trafficker.
[JACK] We're like, "What the
hell are you doing?"
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The next thing we know, bam,
there's an explosion.
He's kind of like a Scarface.
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Explosion!
We don't know where--
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Enough!
Cuba could have been molested
by our father.
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Now you listen to me.
Yeah.
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I can make this go away.
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Yes.
Thank you so freakin'--.
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Sit down!
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Okay, sorry.
All right.
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If--
Del sucks your [BLEEP].
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Del?
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If... you wear a wire
to the set today.
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Whoa! Okay.
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Cuba Gooding Jr. might have
exploded and could be dead.
Yeah, he is-- he--
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[JACK] Or he's in Cuba...
we have no idea.
[BEN] There is no set anymore.
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If you need, you know, 60,
70 hours community service...
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to save face...
Clean up garbage
on the side of the road.
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we will do whatever
the hell it is.
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But wear a wire... crazy.
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'Cause Cuba's dead.
Yeah, gone.
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CUBA RINGTONE (ON PHONE) Show me the money, mother--
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CUBA RINGTONE (ON PHONE)Show me the money, mother--
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CUBA RINGTONE (ON PHONE) Show me the money, mother--
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Ooh, the dead has arisen.
CUBA RINGTONE (ON PHONE) Show me the money, mother--
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CUBA RINGTONE (ON PHONE) Show me the money, mother-- Answer it... on speaker.
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Hello?
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Hah-hah, hah-hah!
Jack! Where you at?
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Where are we?
Where the hell are you?
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You know where I'm at,
I'm on set!
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Listen, I need you and yourbrother to get over here ASAP!
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The financiers are here now...
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and they want us to shoot
that scene right now.
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So hurry the hell up!
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I mean, y'all couldn't have
found a black mannequin hand?
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Well...
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wire...
Florida prison shower?
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There's no greater joy
than a big butt boy.
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Okay, you know what,
I know my rights.
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I would like a lawyer
or a phone call!
Yeah.
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Or something besides this
freaking situation!
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Your court-appointed attorney
was due 15 minutes ago.
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Well, where the hell is he?
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Oh, my god, sorry I'm late.
It was one hell of a night.
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Ted?
Hey, guys.
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Are you-- are you our lawyer?
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I didn't know I was
representing you.
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Yeah, yes, I know these guys
from church.
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Don't-- don't say anything
about the toilet cam videos
or the crack, shh.
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Yes, I am your lawyer, trust me.
You're in good hands.
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What were you saying
about wearing a wire?
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JACK ( ON VOICEMAIL)You've reached Dolfe BrothersStudios...
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we can't get to the phoneright now.
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Oh! I can't get a hold of them.
I don't know what's going on.
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I'm telling you, honey,
I saw their pictures
at the police station...
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on one of those big boards with
that Cuba Gooding Jr. fellow...
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and a whole bunch of criminal
degenerate types.
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And how on earth did you end up
in the police station
in the first place?
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I told you. A little bitch
of a man was being rude to me...
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in line, so I punched his
frickin' lights out.
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Alan, what the hell has
gotten into you?
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Maybe you should ask
your friend Dr. Linda...
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because she's the one
who was teaching me how
to stand up for myself!
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Well, she did not say to get
in fist fights at some
strip mall parking lot.
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Well, she doesn't know anything
anyway, does she?
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She's just one of your friends
from the [BLEEP] book club!
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She is an accredited life coach.
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Well, whoop-dee-doo!
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Okay, you know what?
Our children's well-being
is at stake...
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so I'm not arguing
with you anymore.
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I am going down there to that
movie set of theirs...
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and I am gonna get them out
of whatever trouble
they've gotten themselves into.
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And I'm going, too.
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All right, we'll go together.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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[MALLOY]
Look, we do this my way.
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We do it right, we get
the drop on them...
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and we're out of their clean.
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I've never been on a raid like
this, it sounds dangerous.
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Follow the playbook.
Keep your head on the swivel
and we get out alive.
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What about the Dolfe boys
and Plimpton?
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Oh, [BLEEP] the Dolfe boys
and Plimpton!
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They're gonna be right
in the middle of the raid!
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I don't mind losing a couple
of informants, if it means
bringing that bitch down.
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Now let's get 'em wired up.
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Yes, sir.
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Informants?
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Um... are you guys
good on rape kits?
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Okay.
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What the [BLEEP], Darla?
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Can I get you some cheese,
you rat bitch?
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Oh, my god, Jack,
it's not Del's fault!
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Then whose fault is it?
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It's our fault!
All of this is our fault!
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Jesus!
I guess it is our fault.
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You know, it's our fault
for befriending Del
in the first place.
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God knows there's something
wrong with him.
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But you know what?
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What?
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I'd do it all again.
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What?
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I mean not everything, but most
of it, because think about it...
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in the end, really,
what are we guilty of?
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I mean, you want me
to list all the stuff?
No, no, no...
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I mean, what made us do
what we did to get in here?
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Well, we were chasing
our dream.
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Exactly!
Okay.
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We were just chasing our dream!
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We were chasing
our freaking dream.
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Okay, did we commit
a few crimes?
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Yes, we did!
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Did Jimmy Staats die?
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Yes-- yes, he did.
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Did we defecate a corpse?
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Desecrate, yes.
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Yes, but did we stick together?
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Yes, we stuck together!
Yes!
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Yes!
Yeah!
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Shut up, Del!
I'm not over it!
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I'm trying to forgive you,
but I haven't yet.
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I tell you one thing, Jack,
I got a crazy idea.
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Just hearing you say
that makes me wet.
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I say, no matter what happens,
we finish Monkey Largo!
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We are finishing Monkey Lar--
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Technically, it is an elaborate
sting operation, I want to bring
that up.
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But it's our elaborate sting
operation, right?
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Yes! Who gives a [BLEEP]?
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Yeah, it's our goddamn movie!
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It is our [BLEEP] movie!
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Yes!
Yes!
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Get over here, Del!
I'm sorry, guys!
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That's okay, Del!
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I love you!
I love you, Del!
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I love you guys!
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Okay, it's time, let's go.
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Wire us up, you pig
son-of-a-bitch!
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What?
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[JACK] I apologize.
[BEN] Yeah, he didn't mean that.
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( MUSIC PLAYING )
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¶ Sings my soul its last refrain ¶
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I need to make a stop.
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[JACK] How much time we got?
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[BEN] 20 minutes.
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¶ Sinks my body a thousand leagues below pain¶
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¶ Night has found me Eternal black ¶
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( DIALING )
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( COINS CLINKING )
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( PHONE RINGS )
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Hello?
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Hey.
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Del?
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I just want you to know,
if we don't make it out...
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it's been a pleasure
being your brother.
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Sweetie? I know that I'm not
around as much as you
want me to be.
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And a pleasure being yours.
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It wasn't as much as I want to
be, either, but, um--
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I got something big
coming up.
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I got something today.
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DEL (OVER PHONE) And I just needed to know...
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It just might make you
proud of me.
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What we had...
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... was it real?
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You bet it was!
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I love you, baby.
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Love you, Daddy.
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If anything happens to me,
I just want to let you
know I love you.
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I love you, too, Del.
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God--
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¶ Ease along and time goes on ¶
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You're goddamn right, I am.
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Are you ready?
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Drive.
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( ENGINE STARTING )
( SIGHING HEAVILY )
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Let's go.
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Thank god he got rid
of that toupee.
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I have a visual
on the Dolfe boys.
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[MALLOY] Any sign of Holgado?
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[ZDORKIN] Negative.
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She's around here somewhere,
Zdorkin.
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She's too much of a cowboy not
to be, so keep your eyes peeled.
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[ZDORKIN] Copy that.
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Okay, just play it cool.
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Yeah, that's easier
said than done.
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I've never had to wear
a wire before.
Oh!
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Oh... hey.
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Oh, Jesus Christ!
He just got made!
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[ZDORKIN] Should we engage?
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Hold!
He's gonna waste him!
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[MALLOY] I said hold, goddamn it!
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Oh, great, great, great!
You got the sound mic
on already.
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Yes, he's got the sound mic on.
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For the movie.
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All right, now come on,
we got a lot to shoot now.
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So let's go.
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All clear.
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[MALLOY] Maintain positions.
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[ZDORKIN] Copy that.
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Jesus Christ!
What a bunch of morons!
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What happened to your hand?
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Don't worry about my hand.
Y'all are working
for the police?
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They made us do it, I swear!
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Bitch don't lie to me.
Okay.
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To all law enforcement
personnel, judges and future
jurors...
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I'm being held
against my will.
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Now y'all listen to me.
Listen to me!
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You stick to the script as
written, then you get the hell
out of the way, understand?
243
00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,224
Yes, yes.
244
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,123
Go get the camera ready. Go!
245
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,024
Hey, what do you want me to do?
246
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,056
We're making a movie,
aren't we?
247
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,760
Get into costume, come on,
let's go!
Okay.
248
00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,202
Let's go! Hurry up!
Cuba, I'm really sorry.
249
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:32,327
And you! Yell action
when I say, hear me?
250
00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:33,932
Your face--
251
00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,804
Don't worry about my face!
Just do it!
252
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,042
Hey, you're the, uh,
the writer/director, yeah?
253
00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,367
Awesome stuff, man,
I love the work.
254
00:10:38,372 --> 00:10:40,172
The name is Barry Woodruff,
I'm playing Columbian Drug
Smuggler #3.
255
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,413
Cool, cool, so I wanted to talk
to you about the script...
Right.
256
00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:46,039
just for a sec, I was wondering
that maybe if when me and my
drug-dealing cronies...
257
00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:48,476
get busted by the police, maybe
my character's got a line in
there somewhere.
258
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,922
Something bad ass like,
"You'll never take me alive!"
259
00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:55,287
You know, just something to kind
of get into the mood and add
a little dramatic conflict?
260
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,918
No, no, just stick to the
script.
261
00:10:57,924 --> 00:10:58,994
Script, dude, okay,
that's perfect.
262
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,492
Yep, you wrote it, you know how
you want it, that's cool.
263
00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:05,534
So I have zero lines and you are
not cool with improv. I heard
that Kubrick was the same way.
264
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,172
Yes.
265
00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:11,301
This is a nightmare!
This is a [BLEEP] nightmare!
266
00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,514
( BULL HORN ALARM SOUNDING )
267
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:18,508
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
268
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,852
The bitch stole my boat.
269
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,817
Wait here.
What?
270
00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:30,092
I'm not waiting anywhere,
these are my children.
271
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:34,830
Hey, these are my kids, too,
so you just keep your pretty,
little behind in that seat...
272
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,528
right there and let a man
handle this situation.
273
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:39,230
Alan!
Okay, I shouldn't have
said that.
274
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,302
I don't like this new version
of you at all!
275
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,331
It's just--
276
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:47,036
They walk all over me.
They don't take me seriously.
277
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:53,240
If I have to go out there and
tell off one of these celebrity
types with my wife with me...
278
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:57,016
it just-- it just--
it won't--
279
00:11:57,017 --> 00:12:02,317
I need this, honey.
Let me have this one.
280
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,063
All right, go and get the boys.
281
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,288
Just don't get
into any more fights.
282
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:09,094
Well, that depends
who ticks me off.
283
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:13,426
Alan!
Okay, I won't, thank you.
284
00:12:22,476 --> 00:12:28,246
All right, you bastards,
time to suck my junk.
285
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:37,560
The shipment has landed, sir.
I repeat, the shipment
has landed.
286
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,087
She's on that boat, Zdorkin.
287
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,132
[ZDORKIN]You want us to intercept, sir?
288
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:41,628
Negative.
289
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:42,428
But, sir, you just told--
290
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:45,159
[MALLOY] I know what I just said, Zdorkin! But it's too risky.
291
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:50,465
Just hold your position until we
have visual confirmation!
292
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:54,270
Copy. Hold.
293
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,884
Si.
294
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,454
Roll the damn camera!
295
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,223
Call it!
296
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,520
Hey! Call it now!
297
00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:15,626
Action.
298
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:19,699
( MONKEY LARGO THEME MUSIC PLAYING )
299
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:31,741
Come, comrades, we must sneak
these drugs into the Americas.
300
00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:36,375
We go. We are sneaking
drugs in, no police.
301
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:37,623
Freeze! Police!
302
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,517
We're here to confiscate
the drugs!
303
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,149
[BEN]
Oh, no! They've caught us!
304
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,494
Take the drugs and
confiscate the van, too!
305
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:47,090
They're loading the van with the
drugs, sir. Should we intercept?
306
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,363
MALLOY (OVER RADIO) Hold your position.
307
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,131
Do not intercept until you have
a visual on the target.
308
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:54,530
There won't be anything
to intercept, sir, if we
don't make a move soon.
309
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:58,544
Zdorkin, without her,
we have nothing.
310
00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,838
Damn it! Hold.
311
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,540
Come on, y'all, hurry up!
Let's go, let's go!
312
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:05,211
[CUBA]
Make sure you get all them
drugs off that boat!
313
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:09,382
Hey! Hey!
314
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:09,812
Dad?
315
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:12,776
We got some talking
to do, Jack!
316
00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:13,346
Alan?
317
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,193
Sir, we have a situation here.
318
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:15,788
Jesus Christ!
319
00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:19,359
Hey, asshole! You're in the
middle of the shot!
320
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,159
Bald asshole to you!
321
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,660
[CUBA]
Fine, bald asshole, you're
ruining the movie!
322
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,262
Well, listen,
Mr. Gooding "Junior"...
323
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:27,274
things are gonna get a whole lot
worse here in a second,
my friend...
324
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:32,337
so maybe you just ought to
"take five". All right, pal?
325
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,399
Is this in the script?
326
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,366
Hey, Dad, Dad?
What are you doing?
327
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,335
Boys, I got some really
bad news for you.
328
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:43,624
It seems that some of your
associates here happen
to be wanted criminals.
329
00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:44,177
Ssh!
330
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,324
Oh, this is Mr. Tattoo Man.
331
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,188
I didn't see a Mr. Tattoo Man
on the call sheet.
332
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:50,587
The police are very interested
in you and your lady friend.
333
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,520
No, no, they're not.
This is a psycho.
334
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:58,455
Please, please, this way!
Dad, get the [BLEEP]
out of here!
335
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:00,669
[JACK]
This man has Alzheimer's '.
336
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:04,837
[JACK]
This is a sick, sick,
bald asshole. Back to--
337
00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:06,498
I got visual on Holgado!
Do you read me?
338
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,636
ZDORKIN (OVER RADIO) ...a visual on Holgado! Do you copy?
339
00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:11,643
Alan! Hey, hey, hey,
Alan, Alan!
340
00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:14,845
Whoa! It's my friend and
neighbor Bruce!
341
00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:19,448
Or should I say,
undercover police agent!
342
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:23,252
We're a go! We're a go!
We're a go, go, go, go, go, go!
343
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,656
Okay, that's that.
344
00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:26,888
This all feels like improv.
I thought he said no improv.
345
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,763
You know what? Screw it!
I'm gettin' my line in!
346
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,703
You'll never take me alive!
347
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:33,869
Take him out!
348
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:35,327
Huh?
349
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:39,637
Oh, god!
Agh!
350
00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:45,807
Oh!
351
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:47,183
Agh!
352
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:50,180
What are you doing? Get down!
Put it down!
353
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:54,687
Agh! No!
354
00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:56,718
You're going down!
Wait!
355
00:15:56,723 --> 00:16:00,363
Ben! No!
356
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:00,960
Oh! Thank god!
357
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:01,931
Oh, hey, guys,
I don't have my--
358
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:05,298
Agh! That's it!
Oh, what an idiot!
359
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,297
They told me this was a movie!
360
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:14,313
Oh!
361
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:19,277
¶ Won't you come around
and lay your troubles down ¶
362
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:22,609
Agh, Jesus!
Who are we shooting at?
363
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:23,305
The film crew!
364
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,516
What about the drug dealers
and the other cops?
365
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:26,248
They're actors.
366
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,992
Aw, [BLEEP]!
I think I killed an actor!
367
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:33,829
On my count, one, two, three!
368
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,897
Agh!
Agh!
369
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,769
Zdorkin!
370
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,749
Welcome to Monkey Largo,
mother[BLEEP]!
371
00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:56,979
Agh!
372
00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:58,623
Oh!
373
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:03,293
Okay, hey, hey!
374
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:03,719
Agh!
375
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:06,823
Zdorkin? Zdorkin!
376
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,886
Don't die on me, goddamn it!
377
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,271
Let's dance, bitch.
378
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,297
Agh!
379
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:18,873
Oh, no, no, no, no!
380
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:22,366
Not good. Not good.
381
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:28,647
Okay, okay, wait!
382
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:31,548
You ruined everything!
383
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,991
No!
384
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,817
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
385
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,385
( GUN FIRES )
386
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:51,341
Rico!
Rico!
387
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,537
You saved my life!
388
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:57,684
Well, I'll be!
Oh, my god! You had a
bulletproof vest?
389
00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:01,477
Looks like our little chimp
friend here saved--
390
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,381
Oh! Rico!
391
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,553
Whoa! Whoa!
392
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:06,522
Put it down! Rico!
393
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:20,469
[JACK]
That was a police officer!
394
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,527
( TOILET FLUSHES )
395
00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:32,442
I think I broke my ribs.
396
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,705
You tried to save my life.
397
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:38,153
You're my little brother.
398
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:41,851
Of course, I did.
Hey, ooh, careful!
399
00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:44,415
Get in here, Del.
400
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,664
Hey.
Hey.
401
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,459
What happened?
402
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,731
Hey, yo!
403
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,759
It was great working
with you, fellas!
404
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,034
Where are you going?
405
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:58,042
Wherever the wind takes me,
my brother, wherever the wind
takes me.
406
00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:58,697
Awesome.
Hey!
407
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:02,605
Who's got two opposable thumbs
and loves you like crazy?
408
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:05,839
Did we write that?
We wrote that.
409
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:06,305
Yeah.
410
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,582
I'll see you
when I see you, fellas!
411
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,451
Cuba Gooding Jr. is the coolest.
412
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,121
He's the best!
413
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,219
I didn't really get
to know him.
414
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:16,890
[BEN] Oh.
[JACK] I think he liked you.
415
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:17,890
[BEN]
We should go.
416
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:19,161
Yeah, we should-- we should--
We should go.
417
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:22,129
We should definitely go.
Dad? We should go.
418
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,158
Okay, okay, yeah, good idea.
419
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:28,634
Uh, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna
rinse off real quick.
420
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:34,035
Oh, my god.
Oh! Yes! Oh...
421
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:39,537
Oh! They can't convict you,
my sweet pie!
422
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,576
Not without evidence.
423
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,053
It's a lot of evidence.
424
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:47,120
You'd be pretty easy
to put you away.
425
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,790
[MAN'S VOICE]
Hello?
426
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:52,818
[MAN'S VOICE]
Hello?
427
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,985
Oh, hi, boys.
428
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:58,164
Are you all right?
429
00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:59,704
Yeah.
Yeah.
430
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,699
Where's your father?
431
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,230
[BEN] Uh--
[JACK] Eh--
432
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:08,036
Alan? What happened
to your clothes?
433
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:13,911
The horror, Diana... the horror.
434
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:18,053
Well, maybe you wait
in the car next time, hmm?
435
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,081
Buckle up.
436
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:23,246
[DIANA]
Boys, we're gonna have
a chat when we get home.
437
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:29,256
[BEN]
Home.
[JACK] Hmm, that sounds nice.
438
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:33,699
You were all really
great actors.
439
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,627
Hello?
440
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,071
Anybody down here?
441
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:45,205
Hello?
442
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,004
Agh!
443
00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:14,842
It's okay, I'm CPR-certified.
444
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:20,913
( COUGHING )
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