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♪
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Oliver.
Your math book looks sad.
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You know why? Because it'’s got
so many problems.
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[ Chuckles ]
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You don'’t need
to tell a dad joke
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to remind us
you'’re a dad.
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Your new cellphone belt clip
tells us that.
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Taylor: [ Laughs ]
You can get to it quick
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in case there'’s
a history emergency.
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Hi, it'’s Greg Otto.
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You want to be
a history professor
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but your sweater'’s
not bulky and outdated enough?
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[ Scoffs ]
I'’ve got plenty!
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And with every order,
I'’ll tell you one thing
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that was in Lincoln'’s pockets
when he died.
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-[ Laughter ]
-A button.
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Don'’t make fun of Dad.
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He buys these
outdated sweaters
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'’cause he spends
every dime
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giving his family
the best life he can.
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No, I actually like
these sweaters.
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Take the olive branch,
amigo.
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-What are you guys doing?
-Making fun of Dad.
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What have I said about
making fun of your father?
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Both: Wait until
you'’re in the room.
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That'’s okay.
Nothing is gonna get me down.
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Tami is moving to Westport.
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-[ Gasps ]
-Oh.
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-Who'’s Tami?
-She'’s from our old block.
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She'’s the greatest.
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She held my hand
through the tough times.
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When Taylor had colic,
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when Oliver
wouldn'’t sleep-train,
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when Dad grew that
Mario Brothers mustache.
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I always hoped it would turn
into a beautiful butterfly.
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[ Laughter ]
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See? It'’s so much nicer
making fun of Dad together.
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♪
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♪
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Hey, mommies!
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I want to introduce a new
exciting guest --
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my best friend
from my old neighborhood:
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-Tami Gaines!
-Hi!
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-You don'’t have to get
that close, baby. -Oh, no.
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I was just checking to see
if I had something in my teeth.
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Ooh. I do.
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This lady right here
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is the closest thing
to a mommy vlog
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before there were
mommy vlogs.
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She taught me everything I know
about being a tough mom.
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It'’s not a toughmom.
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It'’s a goodmom.
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Kids need boundaries.
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And sometimes a strong
over-the-counter antihistamine.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Tami knows what
she is talking about.
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She has raised two amazing kids,
now in college,
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and an adorable 8-year-old
named Grace.
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Yeah, my youngest one
was an accident.
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When our last kid
left the house,
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my husband and I finally
had the place to ourselves.
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We watched "Ocean'’s Eleven,"
and that Andy Garcia!
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-Whoo!
-[ Laughs ]
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Remember when
we would pretend
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to go to mommy class
every Saturday night?
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But instead, we made a beeline
to the Foxwoods Casino.
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Not to gamble.
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We would just take naps
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in those comfy
sportsbook loungers.
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Oh, how about that time
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those Eagles fans
painted us green?
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-We never woke up.
-[ Both laugh ]
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She taught me parenting rule
number three:
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always put "damn"
in front of things.
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"Pick your damn
shoes up."
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"Make your own
damn breakfast."
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Imay be a real mother,
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but thisis the realest mother
of them all.
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-That'’s the damn truth.
-Still got it.
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-You'’re damn right.
-Okay, that'’s enough.
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I only get six "damns,"
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or I lose
my family-friendly rating.
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♪
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Tami: It'’s so cool
you'’re doing a vlog.
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I wish I had more subscribers,
but I'’m working hard on it.
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I have more Twitter followers
than Oliver,
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but not as many as Taylor.
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That girl is not afraid
to show her feet.
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[ Laughs ]
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Well,
you got to keep at it.
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Matt and I didn'’t
get discouraged
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when we started
our small business,
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and look at me now.
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These holes?
Put there by a designer.
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[ Laughs ]
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I still can'’t believe
that you came up
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with easy-to-rip
packaging tape.
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If you figured out
how to do that with bras,
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you would make
a lot of teenage boys happy.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Oops! I spilled.
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Grace!
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Oh.
Don'’t worry about it, honey.
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That couch has so much cereal
underneath those cushions,
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it'’s about time
someone added milk.
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Well, here,
let me help.
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I got it.
Don'’t worry. You go.
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Okay. Well, thank you.
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Grace and I still
have some boxes to unpack.
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I'’m gonna go stare at them
for a second,
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get overwhelmed,
and come right back.
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[ Laughs ]
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Don'’t forget,
after school today,
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I need you
to be in my vlog.
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All you do
is embarrass me.
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I promise, I won'’t.
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Maybe I will talk
about when you were little
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and you used to call Wheat Thins
"weenas."
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It was cute, but it was awkward
at the supermarket
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when you would scream
for weenas.
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No!
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Some kids at school
found your vlog,
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and now they'’re
making fun of me.
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How would you feel
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if I told embarrassing
stories about you?
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Remember when you split
your leggings at Costco?
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Who doesn'’t wear underwear
with leggings?
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That'’s why I was at Costco.
To get underwear.
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You have an annoying answer
for everything, don'’t you?
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I can do this all day,
baby.
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[ Scoffs ]
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Ugh!
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♪
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Ta-da!
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I give you
the basement.
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You were right! Oliver and
Cooper have the best room in the house!
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Before I convinced Cooper
to give up his credit cards,
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I should have had him buy me
that giant outdoor Yahtzee set.
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It'’s called "Yardsie."
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You don'’t have to tell me.
I read SkyMall.
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-[ Laughs ]
-Ooh!
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How do you work
this massage chair?
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Let'’s try this remote.
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Nope.
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Whew!
Keep on pressing, baby.
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I want a disco ball.
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[ Both laugh ]
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[ Motor whirring ]
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[ Gasps ]
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Okay, before you get mad,
I'’d love a gimlet.
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[ Whirring stops ]
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Oliver! Cooper!!
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-[ Toilet flushes ]
-What'’s going on?
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Have you been in the bathroom
this whole time?
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Yeah. I was using
the Japanese toilet.
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Did you know the seat
has a warmer,
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and if you sit there
long enough,
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it'’ll ask
if you'’re okay?
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I know this sounds weird,
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but I think we'’re actually
becoming friends.
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Where did that
come from?
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Our 17-year-old and his
idiot friend are drinking.
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Ooh! This is that George Clooney
tequila! This is expensive!
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And this is the wine
I couldn'’t afford to buy you on our anniversary.
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Remember when the waiter
told me how much it costs,
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and I had to tell him I just
realized we were in AA?
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I'’m going to go find
Oliver and Cooper.
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I'’ve been
rewatching "Dexter."
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I'’ve got a few
murder techniques
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that I'’ve been
wanting to try out.
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♪
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[ Door closes ]
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They'’re not upstairs.
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-They'’re not outside either.
-Good.
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This is gonna give us time
to research military schools.
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And not one of the good ones.
The ones that get closed down
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-after "60 Minutes"
does an exposé on them. -Mm-hmm.
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Guys.
That is notthe way to go.
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The more you push back,
the more they'’ll party.
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Then they'’ll just learn
to hide it better.
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But we can'’t just let
Oliver and Cooper drink!
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I agree.
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But there are other ways.
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[ Gasps ]
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Guide me, sensei.
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Okay, first,
you leave them a clue
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to let them know
you know about the booze.
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[ Motor whirring ]
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[ Whirring stops ]
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Looks like someone
moved a bottle.
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[ Chuckling ]
No way.
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No one could have
found the bar.
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What'’s this?
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[ Gasps ]
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It'’s a Walgreens coupon
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for 50 cents off
pomegranate lip balm!
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You know what
this means?
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That someone'’s both
thrifty and chapped?
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No! My mom'’s been here!
She knows!
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-What'’re we gonna do?
-Please tell me you had them build
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-the El Chapo escape tunnel.
-I did, but it'’s not finished!
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They'’re still putting
down the mosaic floor!
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I knew one day your
impeccable eye for design
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would come back
to bite us in the ass.
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And once they know we know,
that'’s when we drop the hammer?
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No.
What you do next is...
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nothing. Let '’em squirm.
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The long wait for you to come
down on them with the punishment
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isthe punishment.
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Smart.
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The scariest monsters
in the movies
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are the ones
you don'’t see.
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Like climate change.
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We'’re not doing that
right now, Greg.
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♪
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I guess we could take
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a little break
from our homework.
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Is that what
we were supposed to be doing?
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I was trying to come up
with nicknames for myself.
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All I have so far is
"Cheeseburger Larry."
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[ Laughs ]
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One thing I have found
is that kids love screen time.
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Maybe too much.
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Who are you
talking to?
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You guys.
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I see that you'’re
playing video games.
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My suggestion would be
to do your homework first.
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That'’s good time management,
mommies.
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"Mommies" is my new pet name
for you two.
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Care to explain this?
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I, um...
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I got nothin'’.
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Franklin?
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[ Latches click ]
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Katie Otto?
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You'’ve been served.
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-A cease and desist order?
- Yes.
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You are no longer allowed
to use images of Anna-Kat Otto
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without her express
written permission.
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How did you
even get this?
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Oh.
My mom'’s Church Leader, Bob.
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He keeps a stack of them
on his desk.
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He gets a lot
from Taylor Swift.
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He uses her music
in his recruitment videos.
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♪
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Remember, I have my Monday night
faculty meeting,
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so I won'’t be home
for dinner.
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And you need to find
a ride home from school.
250
00:08:28,682 --> 00:08:29,987
[ Sighs ] How will
I ever get home
251
00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:31,946
without listening
to Jefferson Starship?
252
00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:33,164
-Ha ha. Very funny.
-[ Laughs ]
253
00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:35,427
[ Both laugh ]
254
00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:38,735
[ Door opens, closes ]
255
00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:40,171
Good morning.
256
00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:41,999
Heyyy.
257
00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:44,306
How are you boys
feeling?
258
00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:45,655
[ Smacks lips ]
259
00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:47,004
Good?
260
00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:48,919
Good! Good.
261
00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:50,878
Glad to hear that.
262
00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:55,317
Coop, let'’s make
ourselves useful
263
00:08:55,317 --> 00:08:56,492
and deep-clean
the kitchen.
264
00:08:56,492 --> 00:08:58,320
Yeah.
Love that idea.
265
00:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,887
I'’m kinda itching
266
00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:02,150
to dust the tops of those,
uh, curtain rods.
267
00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:04,544
Yeah.
[ Chuckle nervously ]
268
00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:09,679
Soon, the guilt
will kick in,
269
00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:11,594
and they'’ll do anything
to get on your good side
270
00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:13,422
to lessen the punishment.
271
00:09:13,422 --> 00:09:15,903
And as a bonus, they'’ll develop
an aversion to alcohol
272
00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:17,861
because they'’ll associate it
with stress.
273
00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:19,994
-You'’re amazing!
-And the best part is --
274
00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:21,561
That wasn'’t the best part?!
Greg!
275
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,171
-There'’s a better part!
-[ Laughs ]
276
00:09:23,171 --> 00:09:24,912
Eventually,
they'’ll confess,
277
00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:28,350
and you guys will have all
that fancy liquor to yourselves.
278
00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:31,571
You can drink it, sell it,
give it to your good friend Tami
279
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,529
as a thank-you
for this great plan.
280
00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:36,619
No pressure,
but that last idea --
281
00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:37,881
I like that one.
282
00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:39,317
We'’re gonna
have a real bar!
283
00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:40,754
Not three half-bottles
of Bloody Mary mix
284
00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:42,712
next to the 409
under the sink.
285
00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:46,586
♪
286
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,891
Oliver and Cooper
are deep-cleaning
287
00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:49,284
behind the refrigerator
right now.
288
00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:50,894
They found
an old pizza bagel,
289
00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:52,635
my AAA card,
and Greg'’s beret,
290
00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:54,637
which now I have to hide
someplace else.
291
00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:57,988
Rule nine: psychological
torture works. It just does.
292
00:09:57,988 --> 00:09:59,686
Now if you could
just help me with Anna-Kat.
293
00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:00,948
What'’s going on with her?
294
00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:02,950
She refuses
to do my vlog.
295
00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,168
Why don'’t you
just use Grace?
296
00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:05,866
Perfect!
297
00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:07,476
And this'’ll give me a chance
to get to know her.
298
00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:09,086
I mean, it'’s not
like I can physically force
299
00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,435
Anna-Kat to do my vlog.
300
00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:12,089
She'’s already
lawyered up.
301
00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,614
He'’s only 11,
but he makes me nervous.
302
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,745
♪
303
00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:18,400
[ Rock music plays ]
304
00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:22,665
Hey, Fiona,
can you give me a ride home?
305
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,406
My dad has
a faculty meeting.
306
00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:25,755
Isn'’t that your father
right there?
307
00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:28,453
♪
308
00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:31,805
Oh. My. God.
309
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:32,936
[ Song ends ]
310
00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:34,459
-[ Applause ]
-Thank you!
311
00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,200
Alright,
this next one goes out
312
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,419
to all you civil warriors
out there.
313
00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:38,812
It'’s called...
314
00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:42,337
All: "Gettin'’ Readys-burg
for Gettysburg"!
315
00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:44,861
Oh. My. God.
316
00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:47,342
He plays here every Monday
night with a few other history professors.
317
00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:48,952
-You didn'’t know? [ Chuckles ]
-[ Drumsticks tapping ]
318
00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:52,173
[ Rock music plays ]
319
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:55,872
♪ July of 1863
320
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:59,049
♪ At 9:00 a.m., there was
a battle for breakfast ♪
321
00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:01,182
♪ Instead of
boiled eggs and ham ♪
322
00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:04,838
♪ The Union'’s in need
of a leader with speed ♪
323
00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:10,278
♪ Luckily, they had
General George G. Meade ♪
324
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:13,673
♪ We'’re parched from rebellion and a drink'’s what we need ♪
325
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:17,677
♪ So pour us that tall
glass of General Meade ♪
326
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:22,290
♪ We'’re gettin'’ readys-burg
for Gettysburg ♪
327
00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:25,859
♪ Let'’s go and headys-burg
to Gettysburg ♪
328
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:29,906
♪ I'’m feeling sweatys-burg
from Gettysburg ♪
329
00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:32,866
♪ '’Cause history gets me hot ♪
330
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,696
[ Light applause ]
331
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:40,134
Oh. My. God.
332
00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:42,919
♪
333
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,660
The gutters are clean.
334
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:47,228
Now we'’re going to
brush Luthor'’s gums.
335
00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:48,882
They'’re the gutters
of the mouth.
336
00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:51,493
Katie: Why don'’t you come
over here first?
337
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,234
[ Whispers ]
It'’s happening now.
338
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:54,801
What'’s she gonna do to us?
I can'’t take this anymore.
339
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,716
Pull yourself together,
dude!
340
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,413
Now do me.
341
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,851
[ Both exhale sharply ]
342
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:04,680
Here we are.
343
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,160
You must be thirsty.
344
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,857
Can I get you a drink?
345
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,599
W-Water'’s fine.
346
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:12,035
Would you like it
on the rocks?
347
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:13,602
I'’m...
348
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,517
sorry?
349
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:18,302
Well, I wouldn'’t want to give it
to you room temperature
350
00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:20,217
and hear you two...
351
00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:21,653
"whine."
352
00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,481
Actually,
I'’m not thirsty anymore.
353
00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:24,918
[ Chuckling ]
Me neither.
354
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,445
What was that about?
355
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:31,663
Oh, just messing
with the boys'’ heads.
356
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:32,664
Cool.
357
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:38,061
Hi, Dad! How was your
after-school meeting?
358
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:39,541
-Fine.
-I'’m curious --
359
00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:40,934
What kind of stuff
do you guys talk about?
360
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,196
Talking points.
361
00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,024
What kind
of talking points?
362
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,895
Historical ones.
363
00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,505
Okay.
I'’m gonna go upstairs now.
364
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:50,465
Getting readys-burg for bed,
huh?
365
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,298
What was that
all about?
366
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,299
Just messing
with Dad'’s head.
367
00:12:58,299 --> 00:12:59,909
Cool.
368
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:02,085
Anna-Kat: Don'’t be pointing
that camera at me.
369
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,391
You'’re off the hook.
370
00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:04,914
I got Grace
to do my vlog with me.
371
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:07,351
She'’s actually
excitedabout it.
372
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:12,530
I didn'’t want to say anything
in front of her mom,
373
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:15,011
but Grace is kind of...
374
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,360
difficult.
375
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,362
She spilled her milk
on the couch on purpose.
376
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:19,929
I'’m sure it was
an accident.
377
00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,626
No, she said,
"Watch this,"
378
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:23,411
and dumped her milk
on the sofa.
379
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:27,894
And then she said, "Got milk?",
which is both mean and outdated.
380
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,331
Wow. You don'’t
wanna do my vlog,
381
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:31,985
and now you'’re making up lies
about a sweet little girl
382
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,421
because you are jealous.
383
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:36,163
I'’m telling you the truth.
She'’s psycho.
384
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:37,512
There'’s no way
that she'’s a bad kid
385
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:40,080
-with Tami as her mother.
-Suit yourself.
386
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,822
I shouldn'’t even be talking
to you without Franklin present.
387
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,217
Grace?
You ready to start?
388
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:48,523
I guess.
389
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:52,657
[ Button clicks ]
390
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:54,224
Hello, all you real mothers.
391
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:56,661
My guest today is
the adorable daughter
392
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:59,360
of my good friend
and mom sensei, Tami.
393
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,840
Say hello, Grace!
394
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,493
No.
395
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,104
[ Laughs ]
396
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:07,324
Someone is a little camera-shy.
Okay.
397
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:09,196
Today we are going
to learn how to make lunch
398
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,285
with whatever you have
that'’s about to go bad.
399
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:13,809
For me, that is an open sleeve
of crackers,
400
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,158
cream cheese,
and strawberries.
401
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,290
Doesn'’t that sound fun?
402
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:17,682
I want cake.
403
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,815
We all want cake,
Grace.
404
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,817
But we'’re having
cracker cream cheese
405
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,558
strawberry
yummy bites.
406
00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:25,995
Have one.
407
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,518
Come on!
408
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:30,521
Show everyone how
delicious these treats are.
409
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:33,829
There you go.
410
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,528
Here, Luthor!
411
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,182
Grace, do not give that
to the dog.
412
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:40,488
Grace?
413
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,272
I said no.
414
00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:43,578
I mean it, Grace.
415
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:44,796
Do not...
416
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:48,278
Grace whatever your
middle name is Gaines!
417
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:49,889
Next time, have cake.
418
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,503
Not cool, Grace!
419
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:57,070
I'’m coming, mommies!
420
00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,245
[ Gasps ]
421
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,856
What a fun guest!
422
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,379
On tomorrow'’s show:
423
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,990
how do you tell the woman
that you have held up
424
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,556
as the greatest mother
in the world
425
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,907
that she raised
a terrible child?
426
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,474
Also: do-it-yourself
sparkle slime.
427
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:17,873
♪
428
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,483
[ Door opens, closes ]
429
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,659
Thank you so much for
letting Grace do the vlog,
430
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:24,401
but we did have
a couple of incidents.
431
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:27,143
She is very cute,
but she'’s a little...
432
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:29,667
Monster? Yeah.
She'’s the worst.
433
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:30,842
Why didn'’t you tell me?
434
00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,932
Honestly,
I needed a break.
435
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,238
And you look up to me
as this great mom.
436
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,674
And now I'’m not.
437
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,154
What are you
talking about?
438
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:40,504
I don'’t have the energy
to do it anymore.
439
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:42,028
Plus, Grace has
built up a tolerance
440
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,594
to over-the-counter
antihistamines.
441
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:44,900
But you just helped me
with Oliver.
442
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,294
I can handle the older kids,
like my boys.
443
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:49,731
But when Grace came around,
I was exhausted.
444
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,298
I was busy
with my businesses.
445
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,821
I didn'’t have time
to set up the same rules
446
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:54,605
as I did for the others.
447
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,259
And Grace never lets up.
448
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,305
I don'’t know what
to do with her.
449
00:15:58,305 --> 00:15:59,959
I tried to wrap her up
in my damn tape,
450
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,351
but it was too easy
to break out of.
451
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:03,701
And yet it still
holds the boxes closed.
452
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:05,747
I know.
That'’s why I'’m rich.
453
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,357
[ Laughs ]
454
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:12,014
You know how
to deal with her.
455
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,711
Don'’t forget rule 17.
456
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:16,149
Rule 17. Rule 17.
457
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,803
I'’m just so tired.
Can'’t we go to Foxwoods?
458
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:20,631
Pretend to take away...
459
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,459
Something they love.
460
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,070
And?
461
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,594
If they start to cry,
then you know it'’s working!
462
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,030
Yes! That'’s it!
463
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,119
♪
464
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:32,469
Grace?
465
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:35,342
You seem to have an awfully
good time with Luthor.
466
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:36,778
He gets me.
467
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:37,997
It'’s a shame
you can'’t see him anymore.
468
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,781
Why?
469
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:42,653
Well, you fed him that food
that I told you not to give him.
470
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,481
And that'’s not
good for him.
471
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:46,918
If you'’re gonna be around pets,
you have to be able to listen.
472
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:49,008
And it doesn'’t seem
like you'’re able to do that,
473
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,836
so Katie'’s gonna put Luthor
in the office,
474
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,316
and you can'’t
see him anymore.
475
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:54,752
Then can I get
my own puppy?
476
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:55,710
Of course, honey.
477
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:56,754
[ Softly ] Tami!
478
00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:59,322
Uh, no! I mean...no.
479
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,585
Because...
you don'’t listen.
480
00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:03,283
I'’m sorry.
481
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:04,980
If I could play with Luthor,
I promise to listen.
482
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,677
That'’s more like it.
483
00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:09,115
Is it okay if I throw
the Frisbee to Luthor?
484
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,116
Please?
485
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,247
Of course, honey.
486
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:12,335
Thank you for asking.
487
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,385
-She asked for permission?
-Mm-hmm.
488
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:20,300
-And she said please?
-Mm-hmm.
489
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,650
You broke her spirit.
490
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:25,000
-I'’m so proud of you!
-[ Laughs ]
491
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:29,831
♪
492
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,833
Why didn'’t you tell everyone
about my band?
493
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,530
Because you didn'’t want
to betray my confidence?
494
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,271
No. You'’re cute.
495
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,230
I wanted to wait till we'’re
all together in the same room.
496
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,319
-[ Laughs ]
-You know why I kept it quiet?
497
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,625
Because you guys mock me
about everything.
498
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,062
And I get it --
dads get made fun of.
499
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,846
But we get sick of it,
too.
500
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:48,067
So, when I joined the band,
I kept it to myself.
501
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,286
You may not think it,
but I have feelings, you know.
502
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,508
[ Sighs ] Man!
503
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:57,685
This is way less fun when
you make me see you as a person.
504
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,125
[ Sighs ]
505
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,432
Since when
do you play bass?
506
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:06,868
I learned
in high school.
507
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,783
That'’s really cool.
508
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:11,742
So, what other secrets
are you keeping from the family?
509
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:13,483
Even though
Anna-Kat'’s outgrown it,
510
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,703
-sometimes I still watch
"Peppa Pig." -Me too!
511
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,748
I love it when they jump up
and down in the muddy puddles.
512
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,141
-It'’s so good!
-Right?
513
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:24,538
♪
514
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,279
Hey.
Can we talk a second?
515
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:29,934
[ Buttons clicking ]
516
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:30,892
[ Cellphone swishes ]
517
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:32,546
[ Sighs ]
518
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:35,201
I'’m sorry for saying
that you were a difficult child.
519
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,290
After spending time
with Grace,
520
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:40,293
I now know
what one really is.
521
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:43,426
Turns out,
Tami is not a perfect mom...
522
00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:45,472
and I am not one either.
523
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:47,952
I shouldn'’t have forced you
to be on my vlog.
524
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,607
I actually don'’t mind
being on it so much.
525
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,435
I just wish all
the stories about me
526
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:54,220
weren'’t embarrassing ones.
527
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,612
I get it.
528
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,614
-Moving forward...
-[ Door opens, closes ]
529
00:18:57,614 --> 00:19:00,008
-...you have
final say of what I post. - [ Footsteps approach rapidly ]
530
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,923
[ Panting ] I got here
as fast as I could.
531
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,707
Oh, sorry, Mom.
532
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:07,058
I texted him when you walked in,
just in case. We'’re good.
533
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:09,104
I'’m still billing you
for this.
534
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:12,934
♪
535
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:15,197
I haven'’t slept.
536
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,765
I have this constant gnawing
in my stomach.
537
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:20,985
And pieces of my hair
are falling out.
538
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:23,292
Without my hair,
I drop from a 10 to a 9!
539
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,685
I know.
We'’re like mice.
540
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,600
And she'’s the snake
toying with us.
541
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,863
Just swallow us whole
and barf us up already.
542
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:30,125
That'’s it!
543
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,953
Mom! Dad!
544
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,041
What are you doing?
545
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,042
I'’ve had enough.
546
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:36,131
[ Footsteps approaching ]
547
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:38,829
Hey, fellas.
548
00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:40,309
What'’s shakin'’?
549
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,355
-We know you know.
-End this already!
550
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,661
Yes! We have a bar.
We'’ve been drinking!
551
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,402
But not even that much.
552
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,056
I just like to hold the snifter
in my hand and swirl.
553
00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:49,449
It'’s a WASP thing.
554
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:51,712
I'’m begging you.
Please, punish us.
555
00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,540
We know underage
drinking is wrong
556
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,324
and promise
to never do it again.
557
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:57,239
Great. So we'’ll just take
that booze off your hands
558
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,719
-so you'’re not tempted.
-Mm.
559
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,111
Oh, you don'’t have
to worry about that.
560
00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:01,896
We poured it down
the Japanese toilet.
561
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,985
[ Gasps ]
562
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:05,334
[ Motor whirring ]
563
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:09,338
-[ Whirring stops ]
-No!
564
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,079
[ Sighing ] Oh, well.
565
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:13,124
I'’m gonna drown my sorrows
in a 409 Bloody Mary.
566
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,213
Who wants one?
567
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,344
I'’ll have
a Windex chaser.
568
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:16,345
Hmm.
569
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:18,913
♪
570
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,047
[ Rock music plays ]
571
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:24,266
♪ Smoke in the sky
572
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,225
♪ Blood all around
573
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,184
♪ Robert Lee retreated
straight from the grounds ♪
574
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:32,883
♪ It was a turning point
in the Civil War ♪
575
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:36,757
♪ As they pushed Lee
away from Philly ♪
576
00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:40,064
♪ No cheesesteaks for Lee,
showed himself out the door ♪
577
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:43,938
♪ This rebellion
is just plain silly ♪
578
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:47,507
♪ We'’re gettin'’ readys-burg
for Gettysburg ♪
579
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:51,162
♪ Let'’s go and headys-burg
to Gettysburg ♪
580
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:55,079
♪ I'’m feeling sweatys-burg
from Gettysburg ♪
581
00:20:55,079 --> 00:21:00,389
♪ '’Cause history gets me hot! ♪
582
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,739
♪
583
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:03,914
[ Cheers and applause ]
584
00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,916
-Whoo!
-Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo !
585
00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:07,004
It was so good.
586
00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:09,659
[ Huffs ]
587
00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:10,747
What'’s hisproblem?
588
00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:12,227
I think you upstaged him.
589
00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:14,664
You better pray you never
have my class, Otto!
590
00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:16,797
♪
591
00:21:16,847 --> 00:21:21,397
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