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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:22,015 --> 00:00:23,429 - Now keep in mind this is the first time 4 00:00:23,429 --> 00:00:27,145 the American army has seen females in battle. 5 00:00:27,145 --> 00:00:29,955 And so I'm leading the convoy, and then an IED explodes, 6 00:00:29,955 --> 00:00:31,334 and, and we get into a fire fight, 7 00:00:31,334 --> 00:00:32,923 and then all of the sudden Sergeant Callahan 8 00:00:32,923 --> 00:00:35,460 can't wait to tear my uniform off. 9 00:00:35,460 --> 00:00:37,517 It's the adrenaline of battle. 10 00:00:37,517 --> 00:00:40,600 Women cannot control themselves when. 11 00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:42,767 Hey! 12 00:00:42,767 --> 00:00:44,761 Are you even listening? 13 00:00:44,761 --> 00:00:45,594 - Yeah. 14 00:00:46,431 --> 00:00:47,431 You had sex. 15 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,341 - I had sex in Iraq! 16 00:00:55,905 --> 00:00:57,613 - Toss me the rope. 17 00:00:57,613 --> 00:01:01,414 - I don't think that's what we're hauling. 18 00:01:01,414 --> 00:01:03,997 - It's right next to the trash. 19 00:01:24,047 --> 00:01:25,766 Has it occurred to you that I'm picky? 20 00:01:25,766 --> 00:01:27,545 That I've got standards? 21 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:30,628 - Oh I'm sorry, were you in the shit? 22 00:01:39,117 --> 00:01:40,420 I thought you'd might like to know 23 00:01:40,420 --> 00:01:44,089 that life threatening situations make women really horny. 24 00:01:44,089 --> 00:01:48,172 - Alexander, I've got a surprise for you! 25 00:01:53,795 --> 00:01:56,739 - Grampa, are you serious? 26 00:01:56,739 --> 00:01:58,902 - Is it malignant? 27 00:01:58,902 --> 00:02:00,084 - The house. 28 00:02:00,084 --> 00:02:01,309 He's giving me the house. 29 00:02:01,309 --> 00:02:02,532 - Come on, boys. 30 00:02:02,532 --> 00:02:05,115 Follow me to the Notary Public! 31 00:02:06,253 --> 00:02:07,586 - Is he driving? 32 00:02:11,838 --> 00:02:12,942 - Ah. 33 00:02:12,942 --> 00:02:14,359 It's a done deal! 34 00:02:15,930 --> 00:02:17,398 - I guess I'm a homeowner. 35 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:21,648 - Maybe now you can convince some girl to fuck you. 36 00:02:23,342 --> 00:02:25,172 Well, he's 30 years old, you know. 37 00:02:25,172 --> 00:02:29,786 He's a good looking guy, never been with a woman. 38 00:02:29,786 --> 00:02:31,498 Feels good to help you out. 39 00:02:31,498 --> 00:02:32,998 - That'll be 5.25. 40 00:02:52,553 --> 00:02:53,720 - I'm only 26. 41 00:03:00,585 --> 00:03:02,584 - I'll file the papers with the county 42 00:03:02,584 --> 00:03:04,623 and have dinner waiting for you. 43 00:03:04,623 --> 00:03:06,206 I love you, my boy! 44 00:03:15,559 --> 00:03:18,574 - This was a good idea, right? 45 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:19,407 - Yeah. 46 00:03:20,531 --> 00:03:21,448 Yeah, sure. 47 00:05:42,478 --> 00:05:43,645 - Do you mind? 48 00:05:56,764 --> 00:05:57,597 No. 49 00:05:58,969 --> 00:05:59,802 Let's go. 50 00:06:03,651 --> 00:06:04,484 Thank you. 51 00:06:07,604 --> 00:06:09,521 - But I have a meeting. 52 00:06:24,611 --> 00:06:25,898 I have an appointment. 53 00:06:25,898 --> 00:06:27,006 - When? 54 00:06:27,006 --> 00:06:27,839 - Nine. 55 00:06:28,675 --> 00:06:30,425 - You made good time. 56 00:06:34,638 --> 00:06:35,471 God... 57 00:06:37,265 --> 00:06:41,793 - Look, all you need to do is pay us $125,000 58 00:06:41,793 --> 00:06:43,460 in the next 10 days. 59 00:06:44,611 --> 00:06:46,770 - But I don't know where my grandfather is. 60 00:06:46,770 --> 00:06:50,031 And, and he took the car, and I tried to take the trolley, 61 00:06:50,031 --> 00:06:51,114 but that, that girl wouldn't-- 62 00:06:51,114 --> 00:06:54,515 - I don't know what any of that means. 63 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:57,815 - Well, there has to be something I can do. 64 00:06:57,815 --> 00:06:58,876 - Hey, you got a minute? 65 00:06:58,876 --> 00:06:59,709 - Oh, hi Bim. 66 00:06:59,709 --> 00:07:00,542 Yeah, we're finished here. 67 00:07:00,542 --> 00:07:01,375 - We are? 68 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:04,022 - I just dropped off the uniforms for my little league team. 69 00:07:04,022 --> 00:07:05,245 We're gonna have a hell of a season. 70 00:07:05,245 --> 00:07:07,041 Those kids, I love those kids. 71 00:07:07,041 --> 00:07:08,935 - Wait, wait a minute, I just-- 72 00:07:08,935 --> 00:07:11,780 - I don't know what else I can do for you. 73 00:07:11,780 --> 00:07:15,030 But I really hope you have a great day. 74 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:25,510 - Wow. 75 00:07:35,468 --> 00:07:36,885 Mortgage default? 76 00:07:46,235 --> 00:07:48,568 - That's a really nice suit. 77 00:07:57,149 --> 00:07:58,982 - Did you get my loan? 78 00:08:00,611 --> 00:08:03,278 - Yeah, you're going to college. 79 00:08:05,239 --> 00:08:06,149 - I'm majoring in marketing. 80 00:08:06,149 --> 00:08:07,816 Did I tell you that? 81 00:08:08,934 --> 00:08:13,903 Have you ever considered a viral campaign for Mr. Bim's? 82 00:08:13,903 --> 00:08:14,736 - What? 83 00:08:14,736 --> 00:08:16,845 - A viral campaign, like web based content. 84 00:08:16,845 --> 00:08:18,452 - I don't know what the hell you're talking about. 85 00:08:18,452 --> 00:08:19,285 Okay? 86 00:08:19,285 --> 00:08:20,118 Just hold on. 87 00:08:20,118 --> 00:08:21,038 Hello, this is Bim. - A single text can-- 88 00:08:21,038 --> 00:08:22,221 - Shhhhh! 89 00:08:22,221 --> 00:08:23,054 Hello? 90 00:08:23,054 --> 00:08:26,721 - Hi, I'm with the Brewer Collection Agency. 91 00:08:28,025 --> 00:08:30,400 - All right, so what's the deal with my student loan? 92 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,483 It's in your name, right? 93 00:08:34,217 --> 00:08:36,591 - Yeah, I wouldn't, you know, worry about it. 94 00:08:36,591 --> 00:08:38,822 It's all taken care of, kinda. 95 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:39,655 - Okay. 96 00:08:41,787 --> 00:08:42,620 Okay. 97 00:08:45,522 --> 00:08:46,355 - Hey. 98 00:08:46,355 --> 00:08:48,996 Hey, get off my water display. 99 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:49,829 Off! 100 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:50,847 Now! 101 00:08:50,847 --> 00:08:51,680 Out! 102 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:52,513 Go! 103 00:09:01,330 --> 00:09:03,163 - Good morning. 104 00:09:09,613 --> 00:09:10,446 - Hi, sir. 105 00:09:11,335 --> 00:09:12,442 - No, it's not true. 106 00:09:12,442 --> 00:09:13,275 Let's go. 107 00:09:18,368 --> 00:09:20,308 - My son is a virgin. 108 00:09:20,308 --> 00:09:21,308 - Excuse me? 109 00:09:22,355 --> 00:09:25,105 - You wanna buy your boy a party? 110 00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:28,477 - He's 35. 111 00:09:28,477 --> 00:09:29,659 He lives at home. 112 00:09:29,659 --> 00:09:34,290 Yesterday, he bought a Judy Garland box set on DVD. 113 00:09:34,290 --> 00:09:35,873 - I'm not gay, Mom. 114 00:09:39,420 --> 00:09:43,249 - His little brother never had this problem. 115 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,666 - It's never too late, ma'am. 116 00:09:48,545 --> 00:09:49,545 - 125 grand? 117 00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:51,901 That's nothing. 118 00:09:51,901 --> 00:09:56,225 Hell, I made more working as a pool shark in high school. 119 00:09:56,225 --> 00:09:58,609 You could have a garage sale. 120 00:09:58,609 --> 00:10:01,109 Sell all the crap you collect. 121 00:10:05,102 --> 00:10:07,185 What about underage kids? 122 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:12,433 Underage kids have a ton of disposable income. 123 00:10:12,433 --> 00:10:15,007 They can pay us to party at your house. 124 00:10:15,007 --> 00:10:18,281 - Hey, you boys seen a piano around here? 125 00:10:18,281 --> 00:10:19,114 - Yeah, we-- 126 00:10:19,114 --> 00:10:19,947 - No. 127 00:10:19,947 --> 00:10:21,197 No, we haven't. 128 00:10:29,813 --> 00:10:32,505 - You comfortable selling drugs? 129 00:10:32,505 --> 00:10:33,584 I haven't done it in years, 130 00:10:33,584 --> 00:10:37,761 but I still have some of my old contacts. 131 00:10:37,761 --> 00:10:40,261 Very profitable selling drugs. 132 00:10:41,185 --> 00:10:42,018 - Drugs? 133 00:10:43,902 --> 00:10:45,069 Underage kids? 134 00:10:46,349 --> 00:10:49,376 Clif, the only thing I could think of is you 135 00:10:49,376 --> 00:10:51,545 pick up your pool cue and enter a tournament. 136 00:10:51,545 --> 00:10:52,378 I'll spot your entry fee-- 137 00:10:52,378 --> 00:10:54,671 - That is so unfair. 138 00:10:54,671 --> 00:10:58,191 You know I got carpal tunnel in Iraq. 139 00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,024 - Hey. 140 00:11:06,310 --> 00:11:10,324 Don't you hate it when they get so drippy? 141 00:11:10,324 --> 00:11:12,081 - What's your name? 142 00:11:12,081 --> 00:11:13,081 - Alexander. 143 00:11:17,206 --> 00:11:18,206 - Excuse me. 144 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:22,892 - So the vanilla ice cream is semen, 145 00:11:22,892 --> 00:11:25,485 and the act of licking it off your hand would turn them on? 146 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:26,318 - Uh-huh. 147 00:11:39,951 --> 00:11:41,118 - Thanks, Mom. 148 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:54,566 - Is dog fighting illegal? 149 00:11:54,566 --> 00:11:56,751 - You wanna fight dogs to the death? 150 00:11:56,751 --> 00:11:58,408 - I thought maybe it could be amateur dog fighting, 151 00:11:58,408 --> 00:11:59,666 not professional dog fighting. 152 00:11:59,666 --> 00:12:01,363 - Hey! 153 00:12:01,363 --> 00:12:04,639 You and Captain Bullshit need to pick up the pace. 154 00:12:04,639 --> 00:12:06,315 - Sorry, Mr. Bildocker. 155 00:12:06,315 --> 00:12:09,482 - Which one of us is Captain Bullshit? 156 00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,853 The dogs can use headgear. 157 00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:41,233 I got underage kids in my Mom's van. 158 00:12:44,358 --> 00:12:45,796 Found them at the supermarket. 159 00:12:45,796 --> 00:12:48,463 They said they've got 200 bucks. 160 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,683 These kids are surprisingly angry. 161 00:12:54,683 --> 00:12:56,766 - I'm gonna talk to them. 162 00:12:59,684 --> 00:13:00,793 They broke my keyboard. 163 00:13:00,793 --> 00:13:04,460 - Just shut up, they'll tire themselves out. 164 00:13:09,013 --> 00:13:09,846 Do you think-- 165 00:13:09,846 --> 00:13:10,679 - Shh! 166 00:13:35,204 --> 00:13:37,460 - This isn't so bad. 167 00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:41,415 - They took the refrigerator. 168 00:13:41,415 --> 00:13:44,665 - I didn't think they were that strong. 169 00:13:48,169 --> 00:13:49,252 I'm gonna go. 170 00:14:28,296 --> 00:14:30,296 They stole my mom's van. 171 00:14:39,591 --> 00:14:42,758 - So you can actually read your veins. 172 00:14:43,686 --> 00:14:46,029 And not just the lines but you can read your veins 173 00:14:46,029 --> 00:14:46,960 on this one. - This one? 174 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,847 - Yeah, and this one means you're gonna have 175 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:49,680 a very happy life. 176 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,325 - Okay, tell you what, two words. 177 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,220 Bachelor. 178 00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:54,053 Party. 179 00:14:54,972 --> 00:14:55,805 - YAY! 180 00:14:55,805 --> 00:14:57,267 - Only if I can take notes. 181 00:14:57,267 --> 00:14:58,684 - My first class is tonight. 182 00:14:58,684 --> 00:15:00,976 - Okay, first of all, I love her enthusiasm. 183 00:15:00,976 --> 00:15:02,936 That's what I like. 184 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:03,769 You don't talk. 185 00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:04,819 I don't need you to talk. 186 00:15:04,819 --> 00:15:06,368 No, no, closed mouth. 187 00:15:06,368 --> 00:15:07,257 - Fine. - Not necessary. 188 00:15:07,257 --> 00:15:08,904 - Okay. - You're still talking. 189 00:15:08,904 --> 00:15:10,249 And you, I got it taken care of. 190 00:15:10,249 --> 00:15:11,082 All right? 191 00:15:11,082 --> 00:15:11,915 We're fine. 192 00:15:11,915 --> 00:15:12,748 All taken care of. 193 00:15:12,748 --> 00:15:13,581 Hands off the table. 194 00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:14,414 Thanks. - What? 195 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,428 You canceled my loan? 196 00:15:15,428 --> 00:15:17,845 - It's just a semester delay. 197 00:15:21,025 --> 00:15:22,402 Look, look, here's the thing, why, 198 00:15:22,402 --> 00:15:24,262 why do you wanna go to college? 199 00:15:24,262 --> 00:15:26,835 If I had that body I wouldn't have gone to college. 200 00:15:26,835 --> 00:15:28,230 C'mon, stay here with us. 201 00:15:28,230 --> 00:15:29,063 Please. 202 00:15:29,063 --> 00:15:30,848 This is what you have. 203 00:15:30,848 --> 00:15:31,875 This is what you do. 204 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,828 You're beautiful. 205 00:15:33,828 --> 00:15:35,433 - Hi. 206 00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:36,266 - Hi. 207 00:15:42,189 --> 00:15:43,439 - Drive! 208 00:15:45,263 --> 00:15:46,096 - Where? 209 00:15:46,096 --> 00:15:47,429 - To MSU. 210 00:15:50,921 --> 00:15:55,191 - It's only a one semester delay, you bitch! 211 00:15:55,191 --> 00:15:56,518 - Hey, wait! 212 00:15:56,518 --> 00:15:57,621 Wait! 213 00:15:57,621 --> 00:15:58,454 Stop! 214 00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:04,692 - How does a woman exerting her independence make you feel? 215 00:16:04,692 --> 00:16:05,787 - Shut it! 216 00:16:05,787 --> 00:16:06,870 - Threatened. 217 00:16:09,293 --> 00:16:12,626 - Yeah, so I'm still on my break. 218 00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:21,246 - I love fighting crime. 219 00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:23,276 - Me too, but I gotta get out. 220 00:16:23,276 --> 00:16:25,796 - This state is so lucky to have me as a cop. 221 00:16:25,796 --> 00:16:27,254 - You're the best. 222 00:16:29,303 --> 00:16:32,011 - So I, I heard that's a really good school. 223 00:16:37,256 --> 00:16:39,464 - First time in a dump truck? 224 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,501 - If you need anything else. 225 00:16:56,501 --> 00:16:58,215 - That reminded me of the times I led the convoy 226 00:16:58,215 --> 00:17:00,501 out of the Green Zone. 227 00:17:00,501 --> 00:17:01,584 Very similar. 228 00:17:23,222 --> 00:17:24,722 What are we doing? 229 00:17:49,904 --> 00:17:51,904 - Open the fucking door. 230 00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:40,482 - You're not supposed to be in here. 231 00:18:53,722 --> 00:18:54,805 - Next. 232 00:18:58,190 --> 00:18:59,890 - Sweetie, thanks for holding my spot in line. 233 00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:01,307 - You're welcome. 234 00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:12,552 - All right, there's no record of any loan here. 235 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,052 - That's bullshit! 236 00:19:14,955 --> 00:19:17,418 - We take credit card, cash, or personal check 237 00:19:17,418 --> 00:19:19,168 with two forms of ID. 238 00:19:27,051 --> 00:19:28,451 - Are you still mad about last night? 239 00:19:28,451 --> 00:19:31,118 I helped you clean that shit up. 240 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,128 There she is. 241 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,211 - Hey. 242 00:19:42,211 --> 00:19:43,461 How's it going? 243 00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:46,537 Can we give you a lift? 244 00:19:47,431 --> 00:19:49,931 I don't have to be in the cab. 245 00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:55,231 - Seriously, stop following me. 246 00:19:55,231 --> 00:19:56,254 I don't need a lift. 247 00:19:56,254 --> 00:19:58,391 I don't need a friend, I just need money, that's it. 248 00:19:58,391 --> 00:19:59,515 - Yeah okay. 249 00:19:59,515 --> 00:20:01,182 Here, I've got a 10. 250 00:20:02,526 --> 00:20:04,139 Clif, how much do you have? 251 00:20:04,139 --> 00:20:05,409 - I don't have any money. 252 00:20:05,409 --> 00:20:08,442 - You've got change from lunch. 253 00:20:08,442 --> 00:20:09,443 - She's a hooker. 254 00:20:09,443 --> 00:20:11,276 - Hey, don't say that. 255 00:20:12,265 --> 00:20:14,051 - I'm gonna make up for last night. 256 00:20:14,051 --> 00:20:14,884 Hey! 257 00:20:14,884 --> 00:20:16,259 Hey! 258 00:20:16,259 --> 00:20:17,482 Hey! 259 00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:19,547 You can totally prostitute at my friend Alexander's house. 260 00:20:19,547 --> 00:20:20,380 - She is not a prostitute. 261 00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:23,094 She just wears tight clothing! 262 00:20:23,094 --> 00:20:24,901 - We're gonna make money. 263 00:20:24,901 --> 00:20:26,487 He's losing his house. 264 00:20:26,487 --> 00:20:29,223 We need to make money to save his house. 265 00:20:29,223 --> 00:20:31,140 - What's my cut? 266 00:20:32,387 --> 00:20:34,506 - 80/40. 267 00:20:34,506 --> 00:20:35,475 - That's not possible. 268 00:20:35,475 --> 00:20:36,819 - This isn't the time for fractions. 269 00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:40,625 Do you wanna turn my friend's house into a brothel or not? 270 00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:41,864 - This is illegal. 271 00:20:41,864 --> 00:20:43,947 - Of course it is. 272 00:20:45,728 --> 00:20:48,478 - And we could we get in trouble. 273 00:20:50,454 --> 00:20:51,954 - Lots of trouble. 274 00:20:57,272 --> 00:20:59,022 - $125,000 in 9 days! 275 00:21:02,312 --> 00:21:03,317 - Is that a lot? 276 00:21:03,317 --> 00:21:05,467 - Not for a professional. 277 00:21:05,467 --> 00:21:07,800 - Do you think we can do it? 278 00:21:11,926 --> 00:21:14,426 - We're gonna need more girls. 279 00:21:15,517 --> 00:21:17,713 - Hey you guys, you wanna wash some cars? 280 00:21:17,713 --> 00:21:21,860 Like, all sudsy and wet with your sexy outfits 281 00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:25,163 and everything and totally driving the customers crazy? 282 00:21:25,163 --> 00:21:26,548 I just, right? 283 00:21:26,548 --> 00:21:27,586 I'm gonna get a bucket. 284 00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:28,419 All right. 285 00:21:31,232 --> 00:21:33,311 - See the brunette with the intense eyes? 286 00:21:33,311 --> 00:21:34,582 That's Lo. 287 00:21:34,582 --> 00:21:38,385 She's getting her doctorate in women's studies. 288 00:21:38,385 --> 00:21:40,592 Don't worry about it. 289 00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:44,114 The blonde with the big smile, that's Brooke. 290 00:21:44,114 --> 00:21:45,614 She likes to fuck. 291 00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:52,922 - Wipe out all the drug dealers. 292 00:21:52,922 --> 00:21:53,755 I hate drugs. 293 00:21:53,755 --> 00:21:55,637 - I used to think I was a dog. 294 00:21:55,637 --> 00:21:56,470 - Really? 295 00:21:56,470 --> 00:21:57,303 That's interesting. 296 00:21:57,303 --> 00:21:58,701 - I sniffed out crime. 297 00:21:58,701 --> 00:22:01,618 That's how I got into the business. 298 00:22:11,257 --> 00:22:12,924 - Hello, Mr. Howard. 299 00:22:28,273 --> 00:22:30,593 I don't do much entertaining, so... 300 00:22:30,593 --> 00:22:32,139 - This is great. 301 00:22:32,139 --> 00:22:33,540 Check the bedrooms. 302 00:22:33,540 --> 00:22:35,207 - Oh, I'll show you! 303 00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:41,084 - There's no fridge? 304 00:22:41,998 --> 00:22:43,665 - Teenagers took it. 305 00:22:45,708 --> 00:22:50,055 - Dude, no offense, I am so glad you're not coming 306 00:22:50,055 --> 00:22:52,472 to my bachelor party tonight. 307 00:22:57,519 --> 00:22:58,352 - Hello? 308 00:23:02,806 --> 00:23:07,806 - I would never get laid if people knew you were my brother. 309 00:23:07,822 --> 00:23:10,879 - I'll pay you $300 if you come pick me up. 310 00:23:10,879 --> 00:23:11,712 - Brooke can pick you up. 311 00:23:11,712 --> 00:23:13,379 What's your address? 312 00:23:15,933 --> 00:23:17,924 All right, got it. 313 00:23:17,924 --> 00:23:18,757 Great. 314 00:23:18,757 --> 00:23:20,257 I'll see you soon. 315 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:26,237 Are you staring at me? 316 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:28,433 - What? 317 00:23:29,782 --> 00:23:30,615 No. 318 00:23:30,615 --> 00:23:32,115 I, I was thinking. 319 00:23:33,024 --> 00:23:35,450 - Thinking about what? 320 00:23:35,450 --> 00:23:36,283 - Stuff. 321 00:23:37,221 --> 00:23:38,138 Work stuff. 322 00:23:39,791 --> 00:23:43,654 - All right, Brooke, take a picture of you 323 00:23:43,654 --> 00:23:45,769 and Hank can text to all his friends, okay? 324 00:23:45,769 --> 00:23:46,602 - Yup! 325 00:23:46,602 --> 00:23:47,887 - You. 326 00:23:47,887 --> 00:23:48,740 Beer. 327 00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:49,796 Condoms. 328 00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:50,629 Go! 329 00:23:55,631 --> 00:23:56,881 In his bedroom? 330 00:23:57,735 --> 00:23:58,568 - What? 331 00:24:01,130 --> 00:24:02,547 I get laid a lot. 332 00:24:04,697 --> 00:24:05,530 - So do I. 333 00:24:12,371 --> 00:24:13,704 - What the fuck? 334 00:24:16,046 --> 00:24:18,195 - Why did you do that? 335 00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:20,205 - We can't use a bedroom with a sink on the floor. 336 00:24:20,205 --> 00:24:21,134 - I found that. 337 00:24:21,134 --> 00:24:22,198 This is my stuff. 338 00:24:22,198 --> 00:24:24,045 I found it and brought it to my house. 339 00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:27,101 And why is she taking notes? 340 00:24:27,101 --> 00:24:28,837 - Did you lose your parents at a young age? 341 00:24:28,837 --> 00:24:29,809 - As a matter of fact I did. 342 00:24:29,809 --> 00:24:30,642 So what? 343 00:24:33,509 --> 00:24:34,661 - If you want to save your house, 344 00:24:34,661 --> 00:24:36,494 this has all gotta go. 345 00:24:40,297 --> 00:24:41,880 - You know, maybe if I didn't wanna get laid 346 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,201 I'd bring you. 347 00:24:43,201 --> 00:24:44,412 - It's okay, Trent. 348 00:24:44,412 --> 00:24:45,495 I have plans. 349 00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:50,174 - Dude, just because you're role playing in a bar 350 00:24:50,174 --> 00:24:53,490 doesn't change the fact that you're role-playing. 351 00:24:53,490 --> 00:24:55,380 It's worse you play in public. 352 00:24:55,380 --> 00:24:59,547 At least have the decency to stay in the basement. 353 00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:12,970 - Hi Hank. 354 00:25:19,340 --> 00:25:20,173 - Hi. 355 00:25:21,586 --> 00:25:23,086 - I've missed you. 356 00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:31,061 - Have fun at your bachelor party. 357 00:25:31,061 --> 00:25:31,894 - Yay! 358 00:25:35,650 --> 00:25:39,650 - Okay, that was the greatest moment of my life. 359 00:25:43,037 --> 00:25:44,736 - Can I see your cell phone? 360 00:25:44,736 --> 00:25:45,819 - Yeah, here. 361 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,783 - All right. 362 00:25:49,783 --> 00:25:50,616 Smile. 363 00:25:53,910 --> 00:25:56,243 Text it to all your friends. 364 00:25:57,518 --> 00:25:58,768 - Evening, sir. 365 00:26:09,477 --> 00:26:11,244 - Those guys playing poker? 366 00:26:11,244 --> 00:26:13,744 - Nah, some game with dragons. 367 00:26:16,350 --> 00:26:18,286 Don't bother them. 368 00:26:18,286 --> 00:26:21,820 - Just seeing what all the fuss is. 369 00:26:21,820 --> 00:26:23,397 - Gary, you'll be face to face 370 00:26:23,397 --> 00:26:26,346 with the red fire breathing dragon. 371 00:26:26,346 --> 00:26:28,250 He's going to climb a very moisty wall 372 00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:30,250 to get to higher ground. 373 00:26:31,982 --> 00:26:33,832 - I think I'm gonna talk to him. 374 00:26:33,832 --> 00:26:36,123 - You guys playing for money? 375 00:26:36,123 --> 00:26:38,951 - We're not playing anything. 376 00:26:38,951 --> 00:26:40,498 - Hey, Gary's phone's on! 377 00:26:40,498 --> 00:26:42,953 - No cell phones during a campaign. 378 00:26:42,953 --> 00:26:44,245 - Why is Gary's phone on? 379 00:26:44,245 --> 00:26:46,661 - Because my shit's blowing up. 380 00:26:46,661 --> 00:26:47,789 - What does that mean? 381 00:26:47,789 --> 00:26:49,402 - Gary, if you don't stay and defend yourself, 382 00:26:49,402 --> 00:26:51,819 the red dragon will kill you! 383 00:27:03,536 --> 00:27:06,453 - This isn't my fault. 384 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,269 - What was that? 385 00:27:10,269 --> 00:27:11,946 - Lo's finishing the clean up. 386 00:27:11,946 --> 00:27:13,298 - I really don't think you guys should be throwing 387 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,460 my things out the window. 388 00:27:15,460 --> 00:27:17,112 What was that? 389 00:27:17,112 --> 00:27:18,279 - Do you play? 390 00:27:20,154 --> 00:27:21,568 - Yeah. 391 00:27:21,568 --> 00:27:23,776 - Play for us tonight. 392 00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:26,200 - I've never played for anyone. 393 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,793 - You live in a creepy house. 394 00:27:28,793 --> 00:27:31,736 Playing piano will just make it a little less creepy. 395 00:27:31,736 --> 00:27:34,819 - Well, I mean, it's not that creepy. 396 00:27:36,008 --> 00:27:38,591 - Just play some fucking piano. 397 00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:37,090 - Yeah. 398 00:28:39,091 --> 00:28:41,258 Yeah, something like that. 399 00:28:51,343 --> 00:28:52,609 - Guys, thanks a lot. 400 00:28:52,609 --> 00:28:54,196 Thanks a lot, we'll see you soon. 401 00:28:54,196 --> 00:28:55,790 See you soon, take care. 402 00:28:55,790 --> 00:28:56,697 Out you go. 403 00:28:56,697 --> 00:28:57,657 Thanks, I'll get it. 404 00:28:57,657 --> 00:28:58,490 I'll get it. 405 00:28:58,490 --> 00:28:59,454 All right, give me this. 406 00:28:59,454 --> 00:29:00,537 Give me that. 407 00:29:02,438 --> 00:29:03,762 Girls in the back? 408 00:29:03,762 --> 00:29:04,595 - Huh? 409 00:29:04,595 --> 00:29:05,750 - The girls outside? 410 00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:06,583 Jesus. 411 00:29:08,931 --> 00:29:10,555 Hey you didn't pay for those! 412 00:29:10,555 --> 00:29:11,436 - Put them on my tab! 413 00:29:11,436 --> 00:29:12,335 - Son of a bitch. 414 00:29:12,335 --> 00:29:14,085 Keep the door locked! 415 00:29:18,731 --> 00:29:22,544 I should have never hired smart girls. 416 00:29:22,544 --> 00:29:24,221 Leon, is your sister still in town? 417 00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:26,162 - No, she left Thursday. 418 00:29:26,162 --> 00:29:29,362 Collection agency's on the phone again. 419 00:29:29,362 --> 00:29:30,782 - Alcohol and speakers are in my office. 420 00:29:30,782 --> 00:29:34,481 Put 'em on the counter and microwave a shit ton of pizza. 421 00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:36,398 - I have movie tickets. 422 00:29:37,719 --> 00:29:39,552 - Those fucking girls. 423 00:29:48,689 --> 00:29:49,522 Hi. 424 00:29:49,522 --> 00:29:51,392 Here's what I'm asking, here's what I'd like to know. 425 00:29:51,392 --> 00:29:52,991 Could you, could you just come with me for two hours, 426 00:29:52,991 --> 00:29:54,295 no questions asked? 427 00:29:54,295 --> 00:29:57,834 I mean, like you know, just get in the car? 428 00:29:57,834 --> 00:30:00,239 I don't, I don't, just ignore that. 429 00:30:00,239 --> 00:30:01,781 Ignore it. 430 00:30:01,781 --> 00:30:02,614 Listen to me. 431 00:30:02,614 --> 00:30:06,823 I just want to know, I just want your wife to dance. 432 00:30:06,823 --> 00:30:09,109 No, you're being unprofessional. 433 00:30:09,109 --> 00:30:09,942 Fucking asshole. 434 00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:11,268 - Bim, I need to go home. - Where are my girls? 435 00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:12,851 Where are my girls? 436 00:30:17,445 --> 00:30:19,661 - You guys are going to be Eskimo brothers soon. 437 00:30:19,661 --> 00:30:23,090 - Watermelon flavor tastes like real watermelon. 438 00:30:23,090 --> 00:30:24,993 - How do you know that? 439 00:30:24,993 --> 00:30:26,326 - I like cherry. 440 00:30:27,425 --> 00:30:28,957 - I like cherries. 441 00:30:28,957 --> 00:30:33,957 - Have you ever tried strawberry and banana together? 442 00:30:38,747 --> 00:30:40,247 - I'm broke, Leon. 443 00:30:43,065 --> 00:30:47,565 Branching out into bachelor parties was gonna save me. 444 00:30:49,459 --> 00:30:50,488 If they take Bim's away 445 00:30:50,488 --> 00:30:53,965 what am I gonna tell my little league team? 446 00:30:53,965 --> 00:30:55,215 - Have a donut. 447 00:30:56,185 --> 00:30:57,474 C'mon, look, have a donut. 448 00:30:57,474 --> 00:31:01,224 Look, come visit me in my donut hole, please! 449 00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:08,795 You know, I always thought we should offer the donut hole. 450 00:31:08,795 --> 00:31:10,128 - Do that again. 451 00:31:11,514 --> 00:31:13,597 - Hello, come and see me. 452 00:31:14,671 --> 00:31:16,569 Bite sized pieces of donut. 453 00:31:16,569 --> 00:31:17,986 I'd pay for that. 454 00:31:20,806 --> 00:31:22,723 - You just saved Bim's! 455 00:31:23,733 --> 00:31:24,908 - We're gonna sell donut holes? 456 00:31:24,908 --> 00:31:25,825 - No! 457 00:31:28,478 --> 00:31:30,978 - Who's ready to fuck? 458 00:31:33,464 --> 00:31:35,816 - What's the definition of a pimp? 459 00:31:35,816 --> 00:31:39,119 - A procurer of-- - Don't answer him. 460 00:31:39,119 --> 00:31:42,527 - What is the definition of a pimp? 461 00:31:42,527 --> 00:31:44,860 - A procurer of prostitutes. 462 00:31:46,796 --> 00:31:48,796 - That's what I'm doing. 463 00:31:49,810 --> 00:31:52,711 I'm procuring prostitutes in my house. 464 00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:54,544 - Alexander, stand up. 465 00:32:02,066 --> 00:32:03,733 Put your shirt down. 466 00:32:06,267 --> 00:32:09,322 - I never finished my route. 467 00:32:09,322 --> 00:32:10,871 I'm gonna lose my job. 468 00:32:10,871 --> 00:32:13,631 - Huh, that was supposed to calm him down. 469 00:32:13,631 --> 00:32:16,090 - I'm gonna be homeless and unemployed 470 00:32:16,090 --> 00:32:19,348 and all I can say for myself is that I exploit women! 471 00:32:19,348 --> 00:32:20,676 Ow! 472 00:32:20,676 --> 00:32:22,759 What did you do that for? 473 00:32:26,626 --> 00:32:27,544 - Hey. 474 00:32:27,544 --> 00:32:28,377 - Hi. 475 00:32:28,377 --> 00:32:29,210 - Hey. 476 00:32:33,512 --> 00:32:35,338 - This is a bachelor party, isn't it? 477 00:32:35,338 --> 00:32:36,671 - If you say so. 478 00:32:38,182 --> 00:32:40,432 - Then where are the girls? 479 00:32:42,338 --> 00:32:43,416 Besides you. 480 00:32:43,416 --> 00:32:44,249 - That's-- 481 00:32:44,249 --> 00:32:47,306 - Because the closest thing to a vagina is-- 482 00:32:47,306 --> 00:32:48,139 - You're being very mean-- 483 00:32:48,139 --> 00:32:49,034 - In front of me. - For no reason. 484 00:32:49,034 --> 00:32:49,996 - I'm sorry. - There's no reason 485 00:32:49,996 --> 00:32:52,246 to be mean. - I'm not sorry. 486 00:32:56,777 --> 00:32:58,401 - They keep asking for girls. 487 00:32:58,401 --> 00:33:00,627 - Okay, about how tall are they, on average? 488 00:33:00,627 --> 00:33:01,460 - What are you doing? 489 00:33:01,460 --> 00:33:02,293 - Don't, don't worry about it. 490 00:33:02,293 --> 00:33:03,126 Just-- 491 00:33:03,126 --> 00:33:04,126 Do you mind? 492 00:33:10,445 --> 00:33:12,503 - You guys didn't have to follow me. 493 00:33:12,503 --> 00:33:14,331 - Gary, I drove. 494 00:33:14,331 --> 00:33:15,414 - Yeah, dick. 495 00:33:20,765 --> 00:33:22,432 - You here to party? 496 00:33:24,972 --> 00:33:26,984 - Oh, yes, I got. 497 00:33:26,984 --> 00:33:28,772 Yeah, I win! 498 00:33:28,772 --> 00:33:29,939 - Yeah, again. 499 00:33:32,450 --> 00:33:33,654 - Okay, gentlemen. 500 00:33:33,654 --> 00:33:34,571 $10 a beer. 501 00:33:35,422 --> 00:33:37,441 12 beer minimum. 502 00:33:37,441 --> 00:33:38,524 - Who's next? 503 00:33:42,126 --> 00:33:43,863 - Where are the girls, man? 504 00:33:43,863 --> 00:33:44,946 Just tell us. 505 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,823 - A shot for Trent? 506 00:33:50,626 --> 00:33:52,634 - All right, where is the bachelor? 507 00:33:52,634 --> 00:33:53,816 - Where are the titties? 508 00:33:53,816 --> 00:33:55,354 - The titties are here. 509 00:33:55,354 --> 00:33:56,365 - You said they'd have sex with me. 510 00:33:56,365 --> 00:33:57,273 - All right, I, I did say that, 511 00:33:57,273 --> 00:33:58,291 but look it, but look it, 512 00:33:58,291 --> 00:33:59,738 you're getting married soon, right? 513 00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:00,733 I don't, I don't want you doing 514 00:34:00,733 --> 00:34:02,438 something you're gonna regret. 515 00:34:02,438 --> 00:34:03,271 - I brought condoms. 516 00:34:03,271 --> 00:34:05,204 - All right, all right. 517 00:34:05,204 --> 00:34:07,292 What's your fiancé's name? 518 00:34:07,292 --> 00:34:08,125 - Jennifer. 519 00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:08,958 - Right. 520 00:34:08,958 --> 00:34:09,791 Jennifer. 521 00:34:09,791 --> 00:34:12,376 Now if you come down to the basement, 522 00:34:12,376 --> 00:34:15,030 to the bathroom in the basement, in five minutes, 523 00:34:15,030 --> 00:34:17,187 you're gonna get something you're going to love. 524 00:34:17,187 --> 00:34:19,240 But you're not gonna have to lie to Jennifer 525 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:23,227 and be ashamed in front of Jennifer, who you love. 526 00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:24,910 - I love Jennifer. 527 00:34:24,910 --> 00:34:25,743 - Right? 528 00:34:25,743 --> 00:34:26,826 Five minutes. 529 00:34:29,559 --> 00:34:31,892 - So, where are the titties? 530 00:34:42,933 --> 00:34:45,117 - Can you keep the truck all night? 531 00:34:45,117 --> 00:34:46,610 - Goddamn it! 532 00:34:46,610 --> 00:34:49,229 - Oh, wait, that's cheating. 533 00:34:49,229 --> 00:34:50,979 - You know the rules. 534 00:34:52,619 --> 00:34:56,036 - Who wants to have some real fun? 535 00:35:03,952 --> 00:35:04,785 Oh yeah. 536 00:35:13,637 --> 00:35:15,732 You're doing great. 537 00:35:15,732 --> 00:35:16,950 - Hey, do you guys need anything? 538 00:35:16,950 --> 00:35:17,783 - What did you say? 539 00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:19,246 - No, it's perfect. 540 00:35:19,246 --> 00:35:20,079 I love it. - Perfect? 541 00:35:20,079 --> 00:35:20,912 You swear? - Perfect, I swear, I swear. 542 00:35:20,912 --> 00:35:24,183 - Okay, okay. - Just like that. 543 00:35:24,183 --> 00:35:25,933 I love it, I love it! 544 00:35:27,665 --> 00:35:30,415 - Someone has to make a decision. 545 00:35:36,182 --> 00:35:37,015 - Yea! 546 00:35:39,058 --> 00:35:41,308 You are the quest I choose. 547 00:35:42,529 --> 00:35:43,730 Okay. 548 00:35:43,730 --> 00:35:45,063 I guess it's me. 549 00:35:51,486 --> 00:35:52,319 - Hello? 550 00:36:02,026 --> 00:36:04,026 You took your shoes off. 551 00:36:05,333 --> 00:36:06,166 Very cool. 552 00:36:35,213 --> 00:36:37,395 - Why aren't you playing? 553 00:36:37,395 --> 00:36:38,357 - No one wants to hear me play. 554 00:36:38,357 --> 00:36:40,107 They're here for you. 555 00:36:43,525 --> 00:36:45,321 Is this about what you saw up there? 556 00:36:45,321 --> 00:36:46,154 - No. 557 00:36:51,077 --> 00:36:54,827 - Well, maybe this will make you feel better. 558 00:36:57,898 --> 00:36:59,148 - I don't care. 559 00:37:11,153 --> 00:37:12,153 - Just play. 560 00:37:13,136 --> 00:37:14,686 - What do you want me to play? 561 00:37:14,686 --> 00:37:15,622 - I don't know. 562 00:37:15,622 --> 00:37:17,484 It's a brothel. 563 00:37:17,484 --> 00:37:19,484 Anything but show tunes. 564 00:37:58,860 --> 00:37:59,693 - Oh wow. 565 00:38:01,731 --> 00:38:03,148 This is the best! 566 00:38:05,301 --> 00:38:07,224 - Now you've got your ball of negative energy 567 00:38:07,224 --> 00:38:09,719 and we're gonna combine them. 568 00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:12,463 And we're gonna turn it into love. 569 00:38:12,463 --> 00:38:14,880 Push the love into our hears. 570 00:38:19,068 --> 00:38:20,651 - That was special. 571 00:38:21,826 --> 00:38:24,399 - Do you like to experiment? 572 00:38:24,399 --> 00:38:25,232 - Sure. 573 00:38:26,067 --> 00:38:27,452 - Love. 574 00:38:27,452 --> 00:38:28,285 - Love. 575 00:38:32,927 --> 00:38:35,510 - Okay, that's freaking me out! 576 00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:42,392 - Ha, yeah. 577 00:38:42,392 --> 00:38:43,695 That was-- 578 00:38:43,695 --> 00:38:45,321 - What's uh, gonna down here? 579 00:38:45,321 --> 00:38:46,307 - Can you, can you? 580 00:38:46,307 --> 00:38:47,630 Play it again! 581 00:38:47,630 --> 00:38:48,671 Yeah, yeah. 582 00:38:48,671 --> 00:38:49,504 Please? 583 00:39:21,554 --> 00:39:22,943 - Cheers! 584 00:39:22,943 --> 00:39:24,002 Cheers! 585 00:39:24,002 --> 00:39:27,195 - I have no explanation for this. 586 00:39:27,195 --> 00:39:28,028 - Hoooooo! 587 00:39:29,258 --> 00:39:30,091 Hoo! 588 00:39:32,231 --> 00:39:33,659 Oh, oh, oh! 589 00:39:33,659 --> 00:39:35,666 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 590 00:39:35,666 --> 00:39:37,249 Whoa. 591 00:39:37,249 --> 00:39:38,082 Woo! 592 00:39:43,799 --> 00:39:44,799 Who are you? 593 00:39:47,324 --> 00:39:48,517 Don't worry. 594 00:39:48,517 --> 00:39:50,100 I'll be right back. 595 00:39:57,851 --> 00:39:59,684 - Those fucking girls. 596 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:03,713 - Oh, ho, ho! 597 00:40:03,713 --> 00:40:05,380 Let's rock and roll! 598 00:40:09,836 --> 00:40:11,249 - Ohhhhhh! 599 00:40:11,249 --> 00:40:13,727 - There he is! 600 00:40:13,727 --> 00:40:14,894 - Hey-yo! 601 00:40:19,284 --> 00:40:22,451 - You guys are in for a treat. 602 00:40:37,582 --> 00:40:39,659 - You know that experiment thing? 603 00:40:39,659 --> 00:40:41,193 - Mm-hmmm. 604 00:40:41,193 --> 00:40:42,860 - I think I'm ready. 605 00:40:44,864 --> 00:40:46,307 - Let's dance. 606 00:40:46,307 --> 00:40:49,807 - Does this mean we're like dating? 607 00:40:51,926 --> 00:40:53,497 - Do you wanna dance? 608 00:40:53,497 --> 00:40:54,330 - Sure. 609 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:04,378 - Hey, Alexander. 610 00:41:05,328 --> 00:41:06,798 - Mr. Howard. 611 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,453 - Can I be your bartender? 612 00:41:08,453 --> 00:41:09,286 - Sure. 613 00:41:18,234 --> 00:41:20,257 - He likes you. 614 00:41:20,257 --> 00:41:21,590 - No he doesn't. 615 00:41:24,563 --> 00:41:25,396 - Yeah. 616 00:41:25,396 --> 00:41:27,313 He like that likes you. 617 00:41:48,605 --> 00:41:51,110 - Hi, it's Alexander and Bucky. 618 00:41:51,110 --> 00:41:51,943 We're not home. 619 00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:53,276 Leave a message. 620 00:41:54,982 --> 00:41:55,815 - Alexander, it's Clif. 621 00:41:55,815 --> 00:41:56,648 I'm in. 622 00:41:59,794 --> 00:42:02,218 - That's four, baby! 623 00:42:02,218 --> 00:42:03,888 - You're the king, Trent! 624 00:42:03,888 --> 00:42:05,388 - Damn right I am. 625 00:42:06,953 --> 00:42:07,786 Wooooooo! 626 00:42:09,075 --> 00:42:12,242 - Seriously, who wants four hand jobs? 627 00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:25,975 - You know any Sondheim? 628 00:42:34,997 --> 00:42:36,747 - You wanna hang out? 629 00:42:57,710 --> 00:43:00,793 - Not bad for your first time. 630 00:43:04,561 --> 00:43:06,527 - Did you pay for that? 631 00:43:06,527 --> 00:43:09,277 - I can keep a secret if you can. 632 00:43:13,822 --> 00:43:16,489 - It's like ultimate relaxation. 633 00:43:17,581 --> 00:43:19,748 Just like a wave of power. 634 00:43:24,096 --> 00:43:24,929 Seriously. 635 00:43:26,690 --> 00:43:30,773 That was like 199 on a scale of like one to five. 636 00:43:39,104 --> 00:43:39,937 I mean it. 637 00:43:41,069 --> 00:43:41,902 I mean it. 638 00:43:48,764 --> 00:43:50,347 It's like my heart, 639 00:43:52,257 --> 00:43:57,090 now don't judge me, but seriously like, it's beating fast. 640 00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:02,637 Faster than it usually does. 641 00:44:06,044 --> 00:44:08,897 And I think that means something 642 00:44:08,897 --> 00:44:12,147 because I have a really slow heartbeat. 643 00:44:14,919 --> 00:44:17,159 - Trent's been gone for two hours. 644 00:44:17,159 --> 00:44:18,481 Now, I love a good hand job 645 00:44:18,481 --> 00:44:20,029 and I got a great one back there, 646 00:44:20,029 --> 00:44:21,801 but what the fuck? 647 00:44:21,801 --> 00:44:22,755 All we get is a hole in the wall? 648 00:44:22,755 --> 00:44:24,530 - Dude, it's a glory hole! 649 00:44:24,530 --> 00:44:25,363 - Yeah, I know what it's called. 650 00:44:25,363 --> 00:44:28,168 - The whole point is you don't know who's on the other side. 651 00:44:28,168 --> 00:44:31,251 - I know what the point is. 652 00:44:31,251 --> 00:44:32,084 - Fine. 653 00:44:32,084 --> 00:44:34,990 - They said there'd be girls, but I have not seen one. 654 00:44:34,990 --> 00:44:36,688 Now Trent's gotten like nine hand jobs 655 00:44:36,688 --> 00:44:38,936 and I'm really proud of him, but my kids have soccer 656 00:44:38,936 --> 00:44:39,942 in the morning. 657 00:44:39,942 --> 00:44:40,775 Okay? 658 00:44:40,775 --> 00:44:42,826 I don't have time for this. 659 00:44:42,826 --> 00:44:46,326 So c'mon, who wants to go to a strip club? 660 00:45:19,282 --> 00:45:21,449 - What are you doing here? 661 00:45:26,173 --> 00:45:28,423 Why do you have this house? 662 00:45:31,751 --> 00:45:34,418 - It was my Grandfather's house. 663 00:45:35,792 --> 00:45:37,292 But he's gone now. 664 00:45:38,555 --> 00:45:40,638 - Oh God, I'm, I'm sorry. 665 00:45:42,974 --> 00:45:44,641 - No, he's not dead. 666 00:45:45,590 --> 00:45:47,007 He just took off. 667 00:45:49,585 --> 00:45:51,564 After school my, my grandpa got sick 668 00:45:51,564 --> 00:45:53,731 and I took over his route. 669 00:45:56,345 --> 00:45:58,845 I wanted to go to college too. 670 00:46:00,648 --> 00:46:02,891 - What did he have? 671 00:46:02,891 --> 00:46:03,974 - My grandpa? 672 00:46:05,944 --> 00:46:08,527 He had, he was diagnosed with, 673 00:46:17,095 --> 00:46:18,762 he was full of shit. 674 00:46:21,006 --> 00:46:25,094 I don't think anything was wrong with him. 675 00:46:25,094 --> 00:46:26,594 - So he just lied? 676 00:46:30,536 --> 00:46:31,369 - Yeah. 677 00:46:33,475 --> 00:46:34,475 He's a liar. 678 00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:39,970 Hey, what happened to Clif? 679 00:46:41,554 --> 00:46:43,605 - I didn't steal that dump truck. 680 00:46:43,605 --> 00:46:45,188 I'm a scrap hauler. 681 00:46:56,861 --> 00:46:58,106 - Guess what? 682 00:46:58,106 --> 00:46:59,822 I finally did it. 683 00:46:59,822 --> 00:47:01,993 I got a bug on Anderson. 684 00:47:01,993 --> 00:47:04,714 She doesn't even know she's wearing it. 685 00:47:04,714 --> 00:47:06,464 I told you I'd do it. 686 00:47:10,651 --> 00:47:11,530 - She's peeing! 687 00:47:11,530 --> 00:47:12,363 - Ohhhh! 688 00:47:13,798 --> 00:47:16,465 I wish I had a visual right now. 689 00:47:17,478 --> 00:47:19,478 - I'm gonna die in here. 690 00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:28,314 - So were you also raised by a ne'erdo- well old man? 691 00:47:28,314 --> 00:47:29,897 - No, no, I wasn't. 692 00:47:34,337 --> 00:47:38,004 - That's the biggest purse I have ever seen. 693 00:47:39,782 --> 00:47:41,949 What do you have in there? 694 00:47:43,582 --> 00:47:44,915 Is this shampoo? 695 00:47:46,011 --> 00:47:47,285 If I need to wash my hair in a few minutes, 696 00:47:47,285 --> 00:47:49,504 can I borrow some? 697 00:47:49,504 --> 00:47:53,791 Come on, who carries around a big bottle of shampoo? 698 00:47:53,791 --> 00:47:55,499 - Not everyone has a huge house 699 00:47:55,499 --> 00:47:58,953 they can just throw all their shit into, okay? 700 00:47:58,953 --> 00:48:01,536 Everything I have is in my bag. 701 00:48:03,443 --> 00:48:04,276 - Really? 702 00:48:06,398 --> 00:48:07,945 - I'm sorry. 703 00:48:07,945 --> 00:48:09,528 I didn't know that. 704 00:48:17,101 --> 00:48:19,684 - I was raised in foster homes. 705 00:48:21,458 --> 00:48:23,944 I moved around a lot. 706 00:48:23,944 --> 00:48:25,611 So I'm going to bed. 707 00:48:31,459 --> 00:48:32,292 - Ruby? 708 00:48:32,292 --> 00:48:33,125 - What? 709 00:48:35,482 --> 00:48:36,732 - Take my room. 710 00:48:37,956 --> 00:48:40,359 I 'll stay down here. 711 00:48:40,359 --> 00:48:41,192 - Fine. 712 00:48:42,666 --> 00:48:44,210 - Outstanding party. 713 00:48:44,210 --> 00:48:45,188 No bullshit. 714 00:48:45,188 --> 00:48:46,688 I spent thousands. 715 00:49:08,855 --> 00:49:10,835 - You got a six? 716 00:49:10,835 --> 00:49:11,668 - Go fish. 717 00:49:15,077 --> 00:49:16,131 - Hmmmm. 718 00:49:16,131 --> 00:49:18,211 - You have a jack? 719 00:49:18,211 --> 00:49:19,044 - Yep. 720 00:50:27,696 --> 00:50:31,347 - I'm not leaving until I see who you are. 721 00:50:31,347 --> 00:50:32,180 - Fine. 722 00:50:41,110 --> 00:50:44,027 I'm not giving you your money back. 723 00:50:49,090 --> 00:50:50,423 - They all left. 724 00:51:22,584 --> 00:51:23,934 - Are they gone? 725 00:51:23,934 --> 00:51:24,767 - Yeah. 726 00:51:29,731 --> 00:51:31,314 - Ohhhhhhhhh. 727 00:51:33,073 --> 00:51:35,073 - I don't hear anything. 728 00:51:35,073 --> 00:51:37,240 She's just walking around. 729 00:51:38,974 --> 00:51:41,530 - How cool would it be if she wore it home 730 00:51:41,530 --> 00:51:43,863 and we heard her having sex. 731 00:51:46,386 --> 00:51:50,697 - Maybe we could use these to solve crimes. 732 00:51:50,697 --> 00:51:52,059 - Morning, boys. 733 00:51:52,059 --> 00:51:53,225 - Morning Chief. 734 00:51:53,225 --> 00:51:54,058 - Hi. 735 00:51:55,742 --> 00:51:56,927 - Phone for you, Chief. 736 00:51:56,927 --> 00:51:58,594 - Thanks. 737 00:52:02,153 --> 00:52:03,707 Demarest speaking. 738 00:52:03,707 --> 00:52:05,018 Oh, Emma. 739 00:52:05,018 --> 00:52:06,330 No, the boys haven't been arrested. 740 00:52:06,330 --> 00:52:09,497 Look, I'm gonna have to call you back. 741 00:52:12,217 --> 00:52:14,634 - We arrested him last night. 742 00:52:16,730 --> 00:52:19,480 - We think he stole a dump truck. 743 00:52:29,723 --> 00:52:31,049 - Wait! 744 00:52:31,049 --> 00:52:32,336 Clif! 745 00:52:32,336 --> 00:52:33,169 Clify! 746 00:52:35,687 --> 00:52:39,624 - Just wanted to say, no hard feelings. 747 00:52:39,624 --> 00:52:42,251 - Just let me go, guys. 748 00:52:42,251 --> 00:52:44,334 - Sorry about the arrest. 749 00:52:50,655 --> 00:52:52,155 - Have a good day. 750 00:52:57,059 --> 00:52:57,892 Yeah, boy! 751 00:53:14,776 --> 00:53:15,943 - Oh, come on! 752 00:53:30,171 --> 00:53:31,004 Alexander, it's Clif. 753 00:53:31,004 --> 00:53:31,837 I'm in jail! 754 00:53:31,837 --> 00:53:32,943 They think I stole the dump truck. 755 00:53:32,943 --> 00:53:33,776 Help me! 756 00:53:36,092 --> 00:53:38,510 - Clif, what are you doing? 757 00:53:38,510 --> 00:53:39,343 - Alexander, it's Clif. 758 00:53:39,343 --> 00:53:40,176 I'm in jail! 759 00:53:40,176 --> 00:53:41,966 They think I stole the dump truck. 760 00:53:41,966 --> 00:53:43,058 - You were in jail? 761 00:53:43,058 --> 00:53:44,072 - I'm in jail! 762 00:53:44,072 --> 00:53:44,905 - Why didn't you call me? 763 00:53:44,905 --> 00:53:45,905 I would've-- 764 00:53:47,788 --> 00:53:48,708 oh. 765 00:53:48,708 --> 00:53:49,625 - Yeah, oh. 766 00:53:51,932 --> 00:53:53,401 You guys had the greatest night ever 767 00:53:53,401 --> 00:53:55,901 and I spent the night in jail. 768 00:53:57,295 --> 00:53:59,781 - I thought you said you were in that Mexican jail before. 769 00:53:59,781 --> 00:54:00,948 - Yeah, I was. 770 00:54:03,767 --> 00:54:05,600 It was no big deal. 771 00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:09,327 - Alexander, where's my fucking dump truck? 772 00:54:09,327 --> 00:54:10,678 You're fired. 773 00:54:10,678 --> 00:54:12,928 And so's your boy toy Clif! 774 00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:17,921 - So I missed out on the greatest party ever 775 00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:19,242 and I lose my job? 776 00:54:19,242 --> 00:54:20,180 Thanks, Alexander! 777 00:54:20,180 --> 00:54:21,774 And I am not your boy toy. 778 00:54:21,774 --> 00:54:24,441 If anything, you are my boy toy. 779 00:54:25,348 --> 00:54:28,277 - Thanks for a fine night, Alexander. 780 00:54:28,277 --> 00:54:30,173 - You're welcome, Mr. Howard. 781 00:54:30,173 --> 00:54:33,130 - There was an old man here? 782 00:54:33,130 --> 00:54:34,171 - Can you guys quiet down? 783 00:54:34,171 --> 00:54:35,262 - No, I won't! 784 00:54:35,262 --> 00:54:36,572 This was my idea! 785 00:54:36,572 --> 00:54:39,099 And you forgot about me! 786 00:54:39,099 --> 00:54:39,932 - Calm down. 787 00:54:39,932 --> 00:54:41,656 It's not like it was a one night deal. 788 00:54:41,656 --> 00:54:42,489 - Yeah? 789 00:54:42,489 --> 00:54:44,739 Well, I found this outside! 790 00:54:52,593 --> 00:54:53,843 - Oh, hey guys. 791 00:54:55,273 --> 00:54:56,624 We made a mistake. 792 00:54:56,624 --> 00:54:57,594 - So I'm being evicted? 793 00:54:57,594 --> 00:55:00,266 - Our guy who posts the notices got screwed up. 794 00:55:00,266 --> 00:55:02,314 We should've never have posted that notice of foreclosure, 795 00:55:02,314 --> 00:55:03,646 that was weeks ago. 796 00:55:03,646 --> 00:55:04,753 - That's bullshit! 797 00:55:04,753 --> 00:55:05,586 Whoa, whoa. 798 00:55:05,586 --> 00:55:08,253 Like I said, our guy screwed up. 799 00:55:18,166 --> 00:55:18,999 Asshole. 800 00:55:20,235 --> 00:55:22,864 - Sir, I need to go home. 801 00:55:22,864 --> 00:55:24,197 I need to sleep. 802 00:55:26,115 --> 00:55:29,782 - I wonder when I'll be able to sleep again. 803 00:55:30,830 --> 00:55:31,706 - It's 9:38. 804 00:55:31,706 --> 00:55:32,706 Are we open? 805 00:55:40,845 --> 00:55:44,012 - Leon, have you ever been in a fight? 806 00:55:45,290 --> 00:55:46,457 Oh, forget it. 807 00:56:03,785 --> 00:56:04,991 - Who are these guys? 808 00:56:04,991 --> 00:56:06,196 - They got the text. 809 00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:07,177 - We've gone viral. 810 00:56:07,177 --> 00:56:08,299 - Where'd the music come from? 811 00:56:08,299 --> 00:56:09,132 - They brought their own. 812 00:56:09,132 --> 00:56:10,182 - Hey baby, I'm ready. 813 00:56:10,182 --> 00:56:12,379 - Get your hands off me. 814 00:56:12,379 --> 00:56:14,313 Nerds like Bruce, not a problem. 815 00:56:14,313 --> 00:56:15,816 I mean, that's a lot of fun. 816 00:56:15,816 --> 00:56:16,880 - Thank you. 817 00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,743 - But coked up assholes, absolutely not. 818 00:56:19,743 --> 00:56:21,622 I have my Masters for Christ's sakes. 819 00:56:21,622 --> 00:56:23,337 - Wait, you do? 820 00:56:23,337 --> 00:56:24,170 - Uh-huh. 821 00:56:24,170 --> 00:56:25,003 Early childhood development. 822 00:56:25,003 --> 00:56:26,881 - Hey, I got your masters right here. 823 00:56:26,881 --> 00:56:28,248 - Okay, so this is what happens 824 00:56:28,248 --> 00:56:30,831 with unchecked male aggression. 825 00:56:33,649 --> 00:56:36,294 - You think you can just take my girls and cut me out? 826 00:56:36,294 --> 00:56:37,960 - They didn't seem to think it was a problem. 827 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:39,269 - I see. 828 00:56:39,269 --> 00:56:40,102 Oh, Hobo! 829 00:56:50,404 --> 00:56:51,237 Hey, hold on a sec. 830 00:56:51,237 --> 00:56:52,701 Hold on. 831 00:56:52,701 --> 00:56:54,618 These are my customers. 832 00:56:55,588 --> 00:56:57,061 Don't you have any loyalty? 833 00:56:57,061 --> 00:56:59,285 - You screwed me, so I screwed you. 834 00:56:59,285 --> 00:57:00,118 - Right? 835 00:57:00,118 --> 00:57:00,951 Yeah? 836 00:57:00,951 --> 00:57:02,168 So I'm gonna beat the hell out of your boyfriend 837 00:57:02,168 --> 00:57:03,277 until I feel better. 838 00:57:03,277 --> 00:57:04,110 Hobo! 839 00:57:05,013 --> 00:57:06,430 - All right, hey! 840 00:57:07,761 --> 00:57:08,709 Wait. 841 00:57:08,709 --> 00:57:09,653 Let's just, let's just get back to work. 842 00:57:09,653 --> 00:57:10,486 Okay? 843 00:57:10,486 --> 00:57:11,901 - Yeah, what about him? 844 00:57:11,901 --> 00:57:13,389 - What about him? 845 00:57:13,389 --> 00:57:14,938 You think he can run us? 846 00:57:14,938 --> 00:57:17,162 He's just some scrap hauler. 847 00:57:17,162 --> 00:57:18,104 - Fine. Brooke, let's go. 848 00:57:18,104 --> 00:57:19,068 Lo, I don't want you. 849 00:57:19,068 --> 00:57:20,948 You're weird, I don't like the way you talk. 850 00:57:20,948 --> 00:57:22,386 - I wasn't going anyway. 851 00:57:22,386 --> 00:57:23,219 - Eat me. 852 00:57:23,219 --> 00:57:24,052 Let's go, now! 853 00:57:24,052 --> 00:57:26,644 Actually, I'm going back to being an au pair. 854 00:57:26,644 --> 00:57:28,386 It's much more rewarding. 855 00:57:28,386 --> 00:57:29,510 - What? 856 00:57:29,510 --> 00:57:30,650 - Au pair. 857 00:57:30,650 --> 00:57:31,505 - Brooke. 858 00:57:31,505 --> 00:57:32,338 Brooke, just come on. 859 00:57:32,338 --> 00:57:33,171 - Get out. 860 00:57:34,406 --> 00:57:35,239 Out! 861 00:57:35,239 --> 00:57:36,822 - Oh, okay. 862 00:58:06,172 --> 00:58:08,048 - Yes! 863 00:58:08,048 --> 00:58:08,881 Buckle up. 864 00:58:10,829 --> 00:58:11,662 Wooooo! 865 00:58:14,699 --> 00:58:16,078 - Where's my bat? 866 00:58:16,078 --> 00:58:17,624 - Heh. 867 00:58:17,624 --> 00:58:18,759 I threw it at him. 868 00:58:18,759 --> 00:58:21,021 - You left my bat in there? 869 00:58:21,021 --> 00:58:22,996 - No, I threw it at him. 870 00:58:22,996 --> 00:58:24,586 And it was very menacing. 871 00:58:24,586 --> 00:58:26,471 - Okay, I am gonna take the cost of that bat 872 00:58:26,471 --> 00:58:27,804 out of your pay. 873 00:58:30,913 --> 00:58:31,913 - No! 874 00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:37,632 No, man! 875 00:58:37,632 --> 00:58:41,644 Look, like, you left me in there, alone, 876 00:58:41,644 --> 00:58:43,288 without any direction. 877 00:58:43,288 --> 00:58:44,121 - You know why-- 878 00:58:44,121 --> 00:58:45,654 - I was lost in there! 879 00:58:45,654 --> 00:58:48,308 - You know why you are homeless? 880 00:58:48,308 --> 00:58:50,558 Because you are an asshole. 881 00:58:54,754 --> 00:58:58,004 Easy on the gravel, easy on the gravel! 882 00:58:59,698 --> 00:59:00,698 Get my door. 883 00:59:01,633 --> 00:59:02,795 Okay, you have one more outburst like 884 00:59:02,795 --> 00:59:04,553 that you are never gonna sit 885 00:59:04,553 --> 00:59:07,202 on my fucking water feature again! 886 00:59:07,202 --> 00:59:08,035 - You-- 887 00:59:08,035 --> 00:59:08,868 - Get out. 888 00:59:08,868 --> 00:59:09,701 - Owe me $10. 889 00:59:09,701 --> 00:59:12,118 - Get the car door right now. 890 00:59:37,581 --> 00:59:40,664 - Do you want, do you want some coke? 891 01:00:01,696 --> 01:00:04,092 - Please, I need you to go 892 01:00:04,092 --> 01:00:07,425 as far as you are legally allowed to go. 893 01:00:15,885 --> 01:00:17,618 - Stop, stop, stop. 894 01:00:17,618 --> 01:00:20,951 - You still have one song left. 895 01:00:23,198 --> 01:00:24,722 No, please stop. 896 01:00:24,722 --> 01:00:26,805 You're wasting your time. 897 01:00:42,866 --> 01:00:44,283 What's your name? 898 01:00:45,471 --> 01:00:46,304 - Rachel. 899 01:00:48,677 --> 01:00:51,922 - I used to be the guy on stage doing his own striptease. 900 01:00:51,922 --> 01:00:54,075 The guy everyone loved. 901 01:00:54,075 --> 01:00:56,992 But now I don't know what happened. 902 01:00:58,438 --> 01:01:00,970 - We hate those guys. 903 01:01:00,970 --> 01:01:01,803 - You do? 904 01:01:03,535 --> 01:01:05,901 - All right, two club sodas with lime. 905 01:01:05,901 --> 01:01:06,734 - Thanks. 906 01:01:10,523 --> 01:01:11,356 What? 907 01:01:19,945 --> 01:01:20,778 No. 908 01:01:30,546 --> 01:01:31,379 No. 909 01:01:36,139 --> 01:01:37,485 I am not gay. 910 01:01:37,485 --> 01:01:38,318 Okay? 911 01:01:38,318 --> 01:01:39,732 I'm not gay. 912 01:01:39,732 --> 01:01:40,565 Not gay. 913 01:01:58,748 --> 01:02:00,248 - What a day, huh? 914 01:02:01,962 --> 01:02:04,435 - Why don't you just go back inside, Clif? 915 01:02:04,435 --> 01:02:08,187 Looks like you didn't miss the party. 916 01:02:08,187 --> 01:02:10,020 - I was never in Iraq. 917 01:02:12,516 --> 01:02:13,349 - What? 918 01:02:15,556 --> 01:02:17,184 - I was never in Iraq. 919 01:02:17,184 --> 01:02:18,267 I made it up. 920 01:02:20,894 --> 01:02:22,198 I went to Orlando with my mom 921 01:02:22,198 --> 01:02:25,948 and I broke my leg getting off a water slide. 922 01:02:27,169 --> 01:02:32,086 It was slippery and I spent those six months on sick leave. 923 01:02:33,759 --> 01:02:34,759 Not in Iraq. 924 01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:48,554 - Clif, of course you weren't in Iraq. 925 01:02:49,983 --> 01:02:50,900 - You knew? 926 01:02:51,795 --> 01:02:54,412 - You were only gone six months. 927 01:02:54,412 --> 01:02:57,455 The military doesn't take people for less than three years. 928 01:02:57,455 --> 01:02:58,288 - Well, yeah, well-- 929 01:02:58,288 --> 01:02:59,871 You're just a liar. 930 01:03:00,805 --> 01:03:02,888 You lie about everything. 931 01:03:04,479 --> 01:03:05,605 - Yeah, well what about you? 932 01:03:05,605 --> 01:03:06,873 I mean, look at all this crap. 933 01:03:06,873 --> 01:03:07,956 That's weird. 934 01:03:09,584 --> 01:03:10,799 And you stole that piano. 935 01:03:10,799 --> 01:03:13,062 - Yeah Clif, I stole the piano. 936 01:03:13,062 --> 01:03:15,562 And this, it's, it's bullshit. 937 01:03:16,417 --> 01:03:17,250 All of it. 938 01:03:18,335 --> 01:03:21,373 - What are you so mad about? 939 01:03:21,373 --> 01:03:23,540 - Clif, I'm being evicted. 940 01:03:24,866 --> 01:03:27,990 I'm in a massive amount of debt. 941 01:03:27,990 --> 01:03:30,605 We turned my house into a brothel 942 01:03:30,605 --> 01:03:33,580 and now I've got a bunch of idiots, high on cocaine, 943 01:03:33,580 --> 01:03:35,770 destroying what's left of it while paying 944 01:03:35,770 --> 01:03:40,003 a women's studies doctoral candidate to fuck them! 945 01:03:40,003 --> 01:03:42,772 - Yeah, but Ruby digs you. 946 01:03:42,772 --> 01:03:46,437 - Oh, you mean the girl, the hooker, 947 01:03:46,437 --> 01:03:50,011 who only did this so she could get back at her pimp? 948 01:03:50,011 --> 01:03:51,745 That girl likes me? 949 01:03:51,745 --> 01:03:52,578 Wow! 950 01:03:54,329 --> 01:03:56,386 - Stop whining. 951 01:03:56,386 --> 01:03:57,285 - Oh, I'm sorry. 952 01:03:57,285 --> 01:03:59,341 Am I getting in the way of your research? 953 01:03:59,341 --> 01:04:00,888 - Yes. 954 01:04:00,888 --> 01:04:02,305 And you're an idiot. 955 01:04:02,305 --> 01:04:04,309 - Is that your professional opinion, Doctor? 956 01:04:04,309 --> 01:04:06,165 - Oh, do you want my professional opinion? 957 01:04:06,165 --> 01:04:07,503 - Hey, I'm paying for this. 958 01:04:07,503 --> 01:04:09,383 - Just stare at my ass a minute. 959 01:04:09,383 --> 01:04:10,363 - Okay. 960 01:04:10,363 --> 01:04:11,359 - My professional opinion is 961 01:04:11,359 --> 01:04:13,371 that you lost your parents at a young age. 962 01:04:13,371 --> 01:04:15,003 You were raised by a con man. 963 01:04:15,003 --> 01:04:15,997 And you've spent the rest of your life 964 01:04:15,997 --> 01:04:18,903 avoiding real human interaction, including working at a job 965 01:04:18,903 --> 01:04:21,881 with individuals who share the same level of immaturity. 966 01:04:21,881 --> 01:04:23,330 You've started a collection of these things 967 01:04:23,330 --> 01:04:26,090 in order to grasp at a past that doesn't exist, 968 01:04:26,090 --> 01:04:28,251 while ignoring the future in front of you. 969 01:04:28,251 --> 01:04:29,634 You're incredibly repressed 970 01:04:29,634 --> 01:04:32,801 and that's why you are still a virgin. 971 01:04:37,381 --> 01:04:40,052 You're still a virgin because having sex would cause you 972 01:04:40,052 --> 01:04:42,591 to open up and grow as a person. 973 01:04:42,591 --> 01:04:46,841 To leave these childish things behind, if you will. 974 01:04:47,909 --> 01:04:48,992 How was that? 975 01:04:52,338 --> 01:04:54,338 - Surprisingly accurate. 976 01:04:55,298 --> 01:04:56,131 - Thanks. 977 01:04:58,487 --> 01:05:02,282 - You know, I never lied to you about those times I had sex. 978 01:05:02,282 --> 01:05:03,541 Except for all that sex in Iraq. 979 01:05:03,541 --> 01:05:05,208 That never happened. 980 01:05:08,007 --> 01:05:12,090 Because I have had sex on a handful of occasions. 981 01:05:29,852 --> 01:05:33,269 - I can't let Ruby take her love to town. 982 01:05:37,718 --> 01:05:39,742 - What does that even mean? 983 01:05:39,742 --> 01:05:41,339 - Last call! 984 01:05:41,339 --> 01:05:42,605 - Oh shit! 985 01:05:42,605 --> 01:05:43,438 - Whoa! 986 01:05:43,438 --> 01:05:44,521 - C'mon! 987 01:05:46,540 --> 01:05:47,373 - Alexander, what are you doing? 988 01:05:47,373 --> 01:05:48,755 - She did it for me. 989 01:05:48,755 --> 01:05:50,138 She was trying to protect me. 990 01:05:50,138 --> 01:05:50,971 Hey you! 991 01:05:54,269 --> 01:05:55,436 Come on, Clif. 992 01:05:58,999 --> 01:05:59,916 What is it? 993 01:06:04,082 --> 01:06:06,915 Clif, I don't think you're a liar. 994 01:06:09,301 --> 01:06:12,551 You just exaggerate for comedic effect. 995 01:06:13,708 --> 01:06:15,875 And you're my best friend. 996 01:06:17,330 --> 01:06:18,163 - Really? 997 01:06:19,185 --> 01:06:20,018 - Yeah. 998 01:06:21,306 --> 01:06:23,410 Can you help me, Clif? 999 01:06:23,410 --> 01:06:25,753 - You really need my help? 1000 01:06:25,753 --> 01:06:29,003 - I don't have any military experience. 1001 01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:32,580 - I don't care if Bim's paying that homeless guy 1002 01:06:32,580 --> 01:06:34,378 to protect him. 1003 01:06:34,378 --> 01:06:37,236 I got moves he hasn't even seen. 1004 01:06:37,236 --> 01:06:38,236 - All right! 1005 01:06:39,585 --> 01:06:40,617 - Can we come too? 1006 01:06:40,617 --> 01:06:42,203 I really wanna help Brooke and Ruby. 1007 01:06:42,203 --> 01:06:43,036 - Yeah. 1008 01:06:43,036 --> 01:06:43,869 Let's go. 1009 01:06:49,669 --> 01:06:52,554 - Guys are so fucking weird. 1010 01:06:52,554 --> 01:06:55,804 - You gonna pay me my 10 bucks or what? 1011 01:06:58,402 --> 01:07:00,385 - How the fuck did you steal my customers? 1012 01:07:00,385 --> 01:07:02,268 - All it took was a text. 1013 01:07:02,268 --> 01:07:05,164 - What happened to your hands? 1014 01:07:05,164 --> 01:07:05,997 - I need to talk to you. 1015 01:07:05,997 --> 01:07:07,491 - What the hell are you doing here? 1016 01:07:07,491 --> 01:07:09,794 - I've been hiding in the basement. 1017 01:07:09,794 --> 01:07:11,783 - Sir, I don't think that this is a good idea. 1018 01:07:11,783 --> 01:07:13,520 - Oh, you don't think this is a good idea? 1019 01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:15,481 Does it say Bim's Pizza on the poster 1020 01:07:15,481 --> 01:07:17,621 or does it say Leon and Two Whores? 1021 01:07:17,621 --> 01:07:20,239 Am I the boss or are you the boss? 1022 01:07:20,239 --> 01:07:21,096 I'll do it for 500 bucks. 1023 01:07:21,096 --> 01:07:22,263 - Okay. - Fine. 1024 01:07:27,716 --> 01:07:30,383 - I've had a really weird night. 1025 01:07:33,016 --> 01:07:34,877 - Why did you have a weird night? 1026 01:07:34,877 --> 01:07:37,377 - I don't wanna talk about it. 1027 01:07:39,101 --> 01:07:41,351 - Are we even close? 1028 01:08:03,864 --> 01:08:05,447 - Ruby! 1029 01:08:07,791 --> 01:08:10,240 - Is there a problem? 1030 01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:12,573 - The door is locked. 1031 01:08:21,085 --> 01:08:21,918 Hi. 1032 01:08:27,303 --> 01:08:28,136 - Ruby! 1033 01:08:29,764 --> 01:08:31,347 - Alexander? 1034 01:08:32,975 --> 01:08:35,642 - I wonder if they have weapons? 1035 01:08:39,941 --> 01:08:41,023 - Hi. 1036 01:08:41,023 --> 01:08:43,221 - I was coming to get you. 1037 01:08:43,221 --> 01:08:45,255 They wanted to help too. 1038 01:08:45,255 --> 01:08:46,588 - Thanks. 1039 01:08:48,733 --> 01:08:50,900 - You're all under arrest! 1040 01:08:52,022 --> 01:08:54,247 C'mon, I said you're under arrest. 1041 01:08:54,247 --> 01:08:55,152 - You too, missy. 1042 01:08:55,152 --> 01:08:56,599 - Hands up. 1043 01:08:56,599 --> 01:08:57,432 You too. 1044 01:09:02,319 --> 01:09:03,236 - You okay? 1045 01:09:04,571 --> 01:09:06,153 - Yeah, thank you. 1046 01:09:06,153 --> 01:09:07,687 - Hey! 1047 01:09:07,687 --> 01:09:08,604 No talking. 1048 01:09:21,454 --> 01:09:22,287 Sir. 1049 01:09:23,256 --> 01:09:26,423 Did you drive here in the paddy wagon? 1050 01:09:27,299 --> 01:09:30,216 - So, this is a prostitution right? 1051 01:09:31,087 --> 01:09:34,960 - Seriously, I need some medical attention. 1052 01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:37,513 - You sponsor a little league team. 1053 01:09:37,513 --> 01:09:39,149 - I love those kids. 1054 01:09:39,149 --> 01:09:41,181 I'm in a lot of debt. 1055 01:09:41,181 --> 01:09:43,831 - Sir, if it makes any difference, 1056 01:09:43,831 --> 01:09:45,583 my house is going into foreclosure. 1057 01:09:45,583 --> 01:09:47,117 - It doesn't make a difference. 1058 01:09:47,117 --> 01:09:49,267 - I'm researching the lives of exploited women. 1059 01:09:49,267 --> 01:09:51,110 My professors have all signed off. 1060 01:09:51,110 --> 01:09:53,397 - I have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. 1061 01:09:53,397 --> 01:09:56,773 - Well, at least that's something. 1062 01:09:56,773 --> 01:09:57,606 What about the rest of you? 1063 01:09:57,606 --> 01:09:58,439 - PTSD! 1064 01:09:59,543 --> 01:10:01,072 - I know, soldier. 1065 01:10:01,072 --> 01:10:02,905 But you broke the law. 1066 01:10:04,298 --> 01:10:05,131 - Sorry. 1067 01:10:06,848 --> 01:10:08,210 - What? 1068 01:10:08,210 --> 01:10:09,043 - Sorry. 1069 01:10:09,889 --> 01:10:10,722 - Sorry. 1070 01:10:11,714 --> 01:10:12,547 - Yeah, sorry. 1071 01:10:12,547 --> 01:10:13,380 - Sorry. 1072 01:10:13,380 --> 01:10:14,213 - Me too. 1073 01:10:14,213 --> 01:10:15,046 - Sorry. 1074 01:10:15,046 --> 01:10:15,879 - Sorry. 1075 01:10:15,879 --> 01:10:17,245 - I'm not sorry. 1076 01:10:17,245 --> 01:10:18,078 - Me neither. 1077 01:10:18,078 --> 01:10:19,661 - I'm really sorry. 1078 01:10:20,657 --> 01:10:21,490 - Sorry? 1079 01:10:24,273 --> 01:10:25,940 You can't say sorry! 1080 01:10:26,959 --> 01:10:28,526 - Hi Dad. 1081 01:10:28,526 --> 01:10:29,359 - Hank? 1082 01:10:30,586 --> 01:10:33,036 Wait, are you mixed up in this? 1083 01:10:33,036 --> 01:10:34,465 - Yeah. 1084 01:10:34,465 --> 01:10:36,048 They're my friends. 1085 01:10:37,679 --> 01:10:38,556 - Trent? 1086 01:10:38,556 --> 01:10:40,699 - You owe me 500 bucks. 1087 01:10:40,699 --> 01:10:41,801 - No, I don't. 1088 01:10:41,801 --> 01:10:43,134 I didn't finish. 1089 01:10:45,194 --> 01:10:47,354 - Whoa, whoa, what? 1090 01:10:47,354 --> 01:10:50,036 - This guy's been running women out of his house. 1091 01:10:50,036 --> 01:10:51,230 And this guy? 1092 01:10:51,230 --> 01:10:54,730 He's been in the men's bathroom for money. 1093 01:10:56,477 --> 01:10:57,727 - Dad, I'm gay. 1094 01:11:00,136 --> 01:11:02,445 My whole life I've been trying to be something I'm not. 1095 01:11:02,445 --> 01:11:05,122 - Oh, latent homosexuality. 1096 01:11:05,122 --> 01:11:06,041 - Exactly. 1097 01:11:06,041 --> 01:11:06,874 Thank you. 1098 01:11:08,495 --> 01:11:10,495 Hank, you like yourself. 1099 01:11:11,516 --> 01:11:13,207 You're totally cool role playing in public 1100 01:11:13,207 --> 01:11:18,136 and that made me angry because I couldn't accept who I was. 1101 01:11:18,136 --> 01:11:21,127 - All right, how did you two hear about this? 1102 01:11:21,127 --> 01:11:23,252 - Electronic surveillance. 1103 01:11:23,252 --> 01:11:27,758 This is how they're gonna solve crimes of the future. 1104 01:11:27,758 --> 01:11:30,055 - Did you get a warrant? 1105 01:11:30,055 --> 01:11:30,888 - Why? 1106 01:11:33,390 --> 01:11:34,973 - Of course we did. 1107 01:11:47,894 --> 01:11:50,227 - So what do we do now, Dad? 1108 01:12:02,414 --> 01:12:03,414 - Thank you. 1109 01:12:07,073 --> 01:12:07,990 - Hey Clif. 1110 01:12:09,278 --> 01:12:12,195 - Life threatening situations, man. 1111 01:12:13,912 --> 01:12:15,745 - What does that mean? 1112 01:12:16,961 --> 01:12:18,596 - You gonna claim Bucky or not? 1113 01:12:18,596 --> 01:12:20,039 He was arrested three days ago, 1114 01:12:20,039 --> 01:12:23,136 breaking into a soup kitchen. 1115 01:12:23,136 --> 01:12:24,803 - He's been in jail? 1116 01:12:25,931 --> 01:12:26,764 - Dad. 1117 01:12:29,957 --> 01:12:31,540 - Okay, I'll drive. 1118 01:12:58,672 --> 01:13:01,922 - I still don't know what we did wrong. 1119 01:13:07,786 --> 01:13:10,953 - Thanks for coming to meet my family. 1120 01:13:28,363 --> 01:13:29,530 What are you-- 1121 01:13:56,266 --> 01:13:57,433 - It's better? 1122 01:14:00,869 --> 01:14:01,702 - Yeah. 1123 01:14:24,535 --> 01:14:27,702 - Ruby, this is my grandfather, Bucky. 1124 01:14:28,924 --> 01:14:29,757 - Hi. 1125 01:14:30,883 --> 01:14:33,050 - Is this your girlfriend? 1126 01:14:34,351 --> 01:14:37,434 - I'm getting evicted from the house. 1127 01:14:38,465 --> 01:14:42,594 - Who needs a house when you got a girl? 1128 01:14:42,594 --> 01:14:44,927 - Why did you give it to me? 1129 01:14:46,310 --> 01:14:49,810 - You're not here to pay my bail, are you? 1130 01:14:51,767 --> 01:14:54,992 - You can't give someone debt. 1131 01:14:54,992 --> 01:14:57,322 - I signed the deed. 1132 01:14:57,322 --> 01:14:59,689 - We went to a notary. 1133 01:14:59,689 --> 01:15:02,606 - But you didn't sign for the debt. 1134 01:15:03,950 --> 01:15:05,528 - That's fraud. 1135 01:15:05,528 --> 01:15:07,111 He committed fraud. 1136 01:15:09,631 --> 01:15:11,048 - She's a keeper. 1137 01:15:19,054 --> 01:15:19,887 - I know. 1138 01:15:31,059 --> 01:15:33,392 I'll see you around grandpa. 1139 01:15:51,843 --> 01:15:53,504 - Alexander Mann? 1140 01:15:53,504 --> 01:15:54,724 - Alex. 1141 01:15:54,724 --> 01:15:55,641 - Whatever. 1142 01:16:08,222 --> 01:16:10,254 Thank you for letting me audition. 1143 01:16:10,254 --> 01:16:13,004 I always wanted to go to college. 1144 01:16:14,654 --> 01:16:16,321 - When you're ready. 1145 01:17:22,553 --> 01:17:25,581 - Hi, are you here for the auction? 1146 01:17:25,581 --> 01:17:27,748 - Are there whores inside? 1147 01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:32,310 - Why do people keep asking that? 1148 01:17:42,548 --> 01:17:44,701 - I just need one more extension. 1149 01:17:44,701 --> 01:17:48,618 - I think you need to get your hands looked at. 1150 01:18:02,125 --> 01:18:04,150 - Please, Mr. Bildocker. 1151 01:18:04,150 --> 01:18:05,483 I love this job. 1152 01:18:06,399 --> 01:18:08,149 I love hauling scrap. 1153 01:18:09,575 --> 01:18:11,273 - I'm sorry you don't have money for school. 1154 01:18:11,273 --> 01:18:16,106 - Why do you think I'm helping you push this piano? 1155 01:19:06,701 --> 01:19:08,204 - Don't tell me you're into this shit. 1156 01:19:08,204 --> 01:19:11,553 - I'm about to save an elf princess. 1157 01:19:11,553 --> 01:19:12,809 - She good looking? 1158 01:20:20,829 --> 01:20:22,246 - I can sing too. 1159 01:20:23,372 --> 01:20:24,431 - Yeah. 1160 01:20:24,431 --> 01:20:25,264 Okay. 1161 01:20:35,449 --> 01:20:36,949 - So, how'd it go? 1162 01:20:38,963 --> 01:20:40,713 I think it went okay. 1163 01:20:41,558 --> 01:20:43,058 - Congratulations! 1164 01:20:51,591 --> 01:20:52,924 - I lied to you. 1165 01:20:54,436 --> 01:20:55,292 I lied to you. 1166 01:20:55,292 --> 01:20:59,592 I told you that I get laid a lot and that's not true. 1167 01:20:59,592 --> 01:21:00,675 I'm a virgin. 1168 01:21:13,578 --> 01:21:14,495 - Let's go. 1169 01:21:21,804 --> 01:21:22,637 - Scene credits. 1170 01:21:22,637 --> 01:21:23,470 Take three. 1171 01:21:23,470 --> 01:21:24,303 Mark. 70585

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