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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,534 --> 00:00:14,882 (soaring music) 2 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:19,987 (upbeat music) 3 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,622 (coins dropping) 4 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:24,658 Josh (v.o.): You might ask yourself, what am I doing here, 5 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:28,362 lying on the casino floor covered in gold? 6 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,898 Well, it's a long story. 7 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:32,333 (upbeat music) 8 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:33,701 See this kid? 9 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:36,370 A real poser trying to skateboard. 10 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:39,039 That's me, about 10 years ago. 11 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:39,907 (upbeat music) 12 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:42,910 Yeah, this is also my story. 13 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:47,848 When I was 14, I was abandoned by my biological parents, 14 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,884 and then I was taken in by my friend, Eddie. 15 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:55,989 He ran a movie ranch, where he lived in a fantasy castle with his wife. 16 00:00:55,989 --> 00:01:01,162 I was really happy there, and Eddie encouraged me to pursue my dreams, 17 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:03,564 to be a world class skateboarder. 18 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,065 (farting sound) 19 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:09,570 As it turned out, I was a world class klutz. (crashing sound) 20 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,239 I think I drove Eddie a little nuts. 21 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:12,606 (rock music) 22 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:14,942 Oh, I - I didn't mean little. 23 00:01:14,942 --> 00:01:15,943 Sorry, Eddie. 24 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:17,845 (rock music) 25 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:22,916 Anyway, after a while, I just didn't seem to fit in anymore. (lighthearted music) 26 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:27,054 It was a sad day when I had to say goodbye to my friends. 27 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:30,191 Eddie decided it was best to send me off. 28 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:32,560 Off to live in a mansion in Beverly Hills, 29 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:37,631 with his long-time friend and employer, Gerard Benedict. 30 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:42,136 We became a real family, when his daughter, and my new sister, Kristy, 31 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:47,475 returned from Europe after spending years abroad in an expensive boarding school. 32 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:51,545 And I was one lucky dog when Gerard decided to adopt me. (barking sound) 33 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,547 My new skateboard coach? 34 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:55,783 Well, he didn't help much. 35 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:58,452 Unless I planned on skating on all fours. (applause) 36 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,120 (rock music) 37 00:02:00,154 --> 00:02:04,258 Obviously, my skateboard career never quite took off. 38 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:07,628 So when I grew up, I made the sport work for me 39 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,563 and opened my own skateboard shop. 40 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:12,600 (coins dropping) Whoa, whoa, hold up, hold up, my bad. 41 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,967 Wait a minute. 42 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,637 This all started with my sister, Kristy, (pop music) 43 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,139 who's a real Beverly Hills princess. 44 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:24,512 Kristy Benedict, a rich, spoiled Beverly Hills socialite. 45 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:25,613 (pop music) 46 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,581 Kristy: (yells) 47 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:31,619 Josh (v.o.): Kristy lives in her private world of private jets, private assistants. 48 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:34,021 Kristy: Help, I can't get up! 49 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:36,190 Josh (v.o.): Private chefs, private chauffeurs, well ... 50 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:38,626 Kristy: I've fallen! 51 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:43,831 Josh (v.o.): ... private everything, and her beloved Chinese crested, Ruffy. 52 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,833 who's always dressed to the nines. 53 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:51,171 Even Ruffy has her own private Beverly Hills therapist and body guard. 54 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:55,276 (pop song) 55 00:02:55,276 --> 00:03:01,181 Irene, Ruffy's fancy-shmancy Beverly Hills dog M.D., 56 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:05,219 comes to give Ruffy therapy sessions once a week. 57 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:10,958 Even Kristy thinks the deputy sheriff's affection for Ruffy is a bit strange. 58 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,159 (barking sound) (pop song) 59 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:16,129 (plane passing sound) (pop song) 60 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:17,831 Kristy: (yells) 61 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:21,335 Josh (v.o.): As you see, I'm not the only world class klutz in the family. 62 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:24,305 Like I said, this is a long story. 63 00:03:24,305 --> 00:04:17,291 (pop song) 64 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:20,294 And here she is, Princess Kristy, (lighthearted music) 65 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:25,599 Josh: Hey, Kristy. 66 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:28,602 Look, I'm working on this new trick I want to show you. 67 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:29,937 Check it out. 68 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:32,473 Josh (v.o.): But she's still Daddy's little rich girl. 69 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:34,742 Josh: Hoo, pshh. 70 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:36,610 Whoo! 71 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,277 Ah! 72 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:38,078 (wheels squealing) 73 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,279 Oh no, no, no. 74 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,248 (tires screeching) (crashing sound) 75 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,983 Sorry, Mrs. Robertson. 76 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:47,254 Uh, I'll, I'll fix that later. (breaking glass sound) 77 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,790 Kristy: Aren't you a little old for that, Joshy? 78 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,893 You have your Hummer Daddy gave you right there. 79 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:55,262 Josh: Well, I guess you can call me a conservationist, huh? 80 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:59,800 Kristy: Daddy owns a gazillion oil wells, and you're a tree hugger? 81 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,068 You're embarrassing me. 82 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:02,403 Josh: (laughs) Okay. 83 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:04,271 I guess it all depends on how you see things, right? 84 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,806 Kristy: And what are you doing here? 85 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:09,743 Don't you have to be in your shop? (barking sounds) 86 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:12,613 Josh: Where's Ruffy? 87 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:16,016 Aww, poor little doggy. 88 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:17,951 What does she have you wearing today? 89 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:18,652 Here you go. 90 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:19,853 Here, take her. 91 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:20,854 Kristy: Come to Mommy, come. 92 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:21,922 Oh, ah, oh. 93 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:22,490 Josh: Got her? 94 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:23,691 Kristy: Mmm. 95 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:25,626 Josh: Do you need, uh, help with this thing? 96 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:28,496 Kristy: I'll give you a clue, yes. 97 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:32,165 Josh: You know, the earth is hurting from all this consuming. 98 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,667 Do you really need all this stuff? 99 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,769 Kristy: Joshy, I just do. 100 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:38,305 Josh: Love the accent, yeah. 101 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:41,442 You know that European accent coach you got? 102 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:43,143 Might want to get your money back. 103 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,846 (bag rustling) This dog's got more clothes than I do. 104 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:46,680 Gloria: Hey, Josh. 105 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:47,881 Josh: Hey. 106 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:50,651 Gloria: (laughs) Shopping again? 107 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:54,354 Josh (v.o.): Gloria has worked for my father for a long time. 108 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,288 (whooshing sounds) 109 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:56,890 I always thought her real scheme 110 00:05:56,890 --> 00:06:01,061 was to try to get him to marry her and steal Kristy's inheritance. 111 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,230 Victor: Laaa! 112 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:05,332 Josh (v.o.): is her loser brother, Victor, 113 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,568 a wannabe bad boy bookie. 114 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:11,539 I think they share the same ambitions, Dad's wealth. 115 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:14,708 Then there's Reeza, his partner-in-crime. 116 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:16,744 Victor: Take it easy. 117 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:18,345 You're starting to look like a man. 118 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:23,216 Josh (v.o.): She is a Russian world champion killer hit chick. 119 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,018 (thud) 120 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:28,889 Victor: (grimaces) Rats! 121 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:31,725 Josh (v.o.): And then came Max, a real lady killer. 122 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,193 You know the type. 123 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:36,396 Cool, smooth, always looking for an easy way to break even. 124 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,599 Max: Take a chill pill and you'll have your money. 125 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:43,871 Give me a couple of weeks, and I, uh, promise I'll get your money for you. 126 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,839 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 127 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:46,607 All of it. 128 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:54,114 (upbeat music) 129 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:55,849 (motorcycle sounds) 130 00:06:55,849 --> 00:07:19,072 (upbeat music) 131 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,307 (engine stops) 132 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:21,975 Josh: Hey, man, you need some help? 133 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:23,577 Max: No, thanks. 134 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:24,778 Max. 135 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:25,613 Josh: Josh Benedict. 136 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:26,614 Max: You work here? 137 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:27,781 Josh: No, I own it. 138 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,417 Max: You own it? 139 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:35,989 Well, consider this your lucky day, Josh. 140 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,126 Position filled. 141 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:41,094 Josh: You don't even know what kind of help I'm looking for. 142 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,295 Max: Don't need to know. 143 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,631 Josh: What I'm paying? 144 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:45,633 Max: Don't care. 145 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:49,302 I just, uh, got a little cash flow problem at the moment, 146 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:52,439 but, uh, uh, I'm an expert on skateboards. 147 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,643 So what do you say, Josh? 148 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:56,677 Josh: Yeah? 149 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,312 Who's your favorite skateboarder? 150 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:02,616 Max: Uh, uh, Tommy Eagle , 151 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:05,653 Josh: Tony Hawk. 152 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:07,988 He's pretty good. 153 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:13,126 (whooshing sounds) (coin jingling sound) 154 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:15,095 Hey man, what's up with the "gold digger"? 155 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,531 Max: Well, I'm a treasure hunter by trade. 156 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:19,700 I mostly look for gold. 157 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:24,371 I have what they call a sixth sense, a real rare gift. 158 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:28,441 Josh: (laughs) All right, Max. 159 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:29,142 Come on in. 160 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,678 (light music) 161 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:33,614 Max: Say, Josh, uh, you ever hunt for treasure? 162 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:42,022 (light music) 163 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:45,025 Josh (v.o.): Max couldn't help but notice that my sister had come in 164 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:48,395 and pasted her face on my favorite pin-up poster. 165 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,798 Max: Hey Josh, who's the hot chick on the poster? 166 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:52,833 Josh: No one you'd be interested in. 167 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,301 Max: Interested in? 168 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,003 Wow. 169 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:00,507 Josh: That's my sister, man! 170 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,876 She's way out of your league. 171 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:03,877 Max: Your sister? 172 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,847 But what, the, the head or the body? 173 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,548 And what's wrong with me, man? 174 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,549 Josh: Nothing. 175 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,685 That's my point. 176 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:13,220 Max: Nothing. 177 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:14,722 Josh: Ahh, okay, you want the inside scoop? 178 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:16,056 Max: Yeah. 179 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:19,059 Josh: My sister hangs out at the Gold Bar and Royals. 180 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,561 Not places you'll be frequenting with your salary. 181 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:34,908 (light music) 182 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,578 Kristy: Hi Dad! 183 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,781 What a nice surprise! 184 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:41,782 What's that? 185 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,550 What are you hiding? 186 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,351 For me? 187 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,053 Is it for my birthday? 188 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,421 Gerard: I have a very special surprise for you, 189 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,757 Kristy: Hmm. 190 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,725 Gerard: Something that your mother wanted you to have. 191 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,360 Kristy: Mom? 192 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,227 What is it? 193 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,763 Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme! 194 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:59,466 Gerard: It's something that your mother wore on our wedding day. 195 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:01,601 It means the world to me. 196 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,604 And now I want you to have it. 197 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,773 Kristy: Huh! 198 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:06,774 Haah! 199 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,609 (lighthearted music) 200 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,745 Hah. 201 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,446 Thanks, Dad! 202 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,448 It looks great! 203 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,117 Gotta rush! 204 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,719 Bye, Dad! 205 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:21,388 Josh (v.o.): And there goes our little princess off to Club Royals 206 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,622 to be the center of attention. 207 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:42,642 (techno music) 208 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,645 Ivan: Good evening, Miss Benedict, (kissing sounds) 209 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:49,316 Ruffy, and of course ... Estelle. 210 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,183 Estelle: Great. 211 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,785 I get greeted after the dog. 212 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:54,321 Ivan: Sorry we have to go through the riff-raff, 213 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:58,491 but we have to let them in to make a profit these days. 214 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,828 You would think by now they know their place. 215 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:04,164 Whatever happened to class? 216 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,666 Kristy: You look beautiful! 217 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,802 (unintelligible) 218 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:11,772 (techno music) 219 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:17,610 Estelle: Uh, sir, who are you and what are you doing at a reserved table? 220 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,546 Max: Reserved? 221 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,314 I didn't see a "reserved" sign. 222 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,449 Kristy: (gasps) 223 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:23,616 Estelle: Okay, don't freak out. 224 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:24,517 Don't freak out. 225 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,218 Kristy: (hyperventilates) 226 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:25,986 Breathe in and out. 227 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:26,854 Kristy: Okay. 228 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:27,554 Kristy: Okay, it's done. 229 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:28,655 Estelle: That's it. 230 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:29,222 That's it. 231 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,057 Good, good. 232 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:30,824 Kristy: Ivan, remove him! 233 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:35,028 (techno music) 234 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,197 Ivan: You need to leave, sir. 235 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,365 Max: Why? 236 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:42,002 Ivan: Because this booth is reserved for V-I-P! 237 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:45,038 Estelle: She is starting to freak out, 238 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,373 and you don't want to see that. 239 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,474 Max: Really? 240 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:50,177 Wow, that could be, uh, kind of sexy. 241 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,546 Billy: Sir, that's a reserved booth for VIPs. 242 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,216 Either get out or get moved out. 243 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,851 Max: Relax, tough guy. 244 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:58,819 Billy: That's it. 245 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,487 Ivan, call security. 246 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:01,354 Ivan: Security! 247 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,656 Kristy: I'll handle it, Billy. 248 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:07,194 Here, Estelle. 249 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,062 Estelle: (clears throat) Sir? 250 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,431 (techno music) 251 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,265 Max: What's this? 252 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:15,936 You'll buy me another drink? 253 00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:17,905 Kristy: Estelle. 254 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:21,574 Give him one of the big ones. 255 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,444 Max: A hundred? 256 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:28,916 I don't have a price, ladies, and you don't have enough gold. 257 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,584 Billy: Obviously, you don't know who you're dealing with. 258 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:36,623 Max: Au contraire. 259 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:39,626 I do. 260 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,895 (kissing sound) 261 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,430 Kristy: Get out of my way! 262 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:48,601 (techno music) 263 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,770 Kristy: Why are all guys always so annoying? 264 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,739 Estelle: The nerve of the guy! 265 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:53,706 Kristy: I know! 266 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,909 (techno music) 267 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:59,279 Josh (v.o.): Even though Ivan thought he looked gorgeous in the tiara, 268 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,313 (whooshing sounds) 269 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,614 he knew he had to return it to Gerard. 270 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,251 (light music) 271 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,618 (crashing sound) 272 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,620 Kristy: Oopsie! 273 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:12,459 Another Ming vase bites the dust. 274 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,562 I didn't like it anyway. 275 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,569 Hi, Mom! 276 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,504 (door opening) 277 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,808 Hi, Dad! 278 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,277 I'm tired. 279 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,344 I'm going to bed. 280 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,614 Gerard: You know, I stopped caring about what time you got home about 15 years ago. 281 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,283 Kristy: Whatever. 282 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,518 Gerard: Kristy, where is your tiara? 283 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,787 Kristy: (gasps) 284 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,622 Oops! 285 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,824 I must have lost it in the club. 286 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,359 Gerard: What? 287 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,794 Wait a minute! 288 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,829 I told you how important that was to me and your mother! 289 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,664 How could you be so careless? 290 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,300 Do you have any idea what that thing was worth? 291 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,367 Kristy: What's the big deal? 292 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,969 We'll just get another one! 293 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:56,836 Gerard: Ano-- 294 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,505 There is no other one! 295 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,875 I swear, Kristy, you are the most selfish woman that I know! 296 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:05,378 I am so glad your mother is not alive to see how you turned out! 297 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:10,217 You do nothing but take and take and give absolutely nothing in return! 298 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,653 Well, I'm going to cut off your trust fund as of right now 299 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,123 until you can prove to me that you're worth something 300 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:19,726 in this god forsaken universe! 301 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,995 Good night! 302 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:27,534 Kristy: Blah, blah, blah. 303 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,536 What did he say? 304 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,404 He's cutting me off? 305 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,007 He can't do that. 306 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,077 Can he do that? 307 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,312 (door closing) 308 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:50,190 (upbeat music) 309 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,158 Josh: Woo! 310 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,193 What a rush! 311 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,595 I could get used to this treasure hunting thing. 312 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,698 Max: Yeah, it's been a while since I've found something. 313 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,900 This is a good thing. 314 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,735 You're bringing us luck, Josh. 315 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,703 Josh: Yeah. 316 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,238 We make a good team, huh? 317 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,740 Like, uh, like Batman and Robin. 318 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,576 You're Robin, by the way. 319 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,078 Max: All right, Batman. 320 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,412 (upbeat music) 321 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,547 (car stops) 322 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,619 (car door closing) 323 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:20,720 Josh: Max! 324 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,955 Max, we should leave this in the car. 325 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:22,789 It might get stolen. 326 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,291 Max: Put that away, Josh. 327 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,559 A treasure hunter never reveals his bounty. 328 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,262 Josh: I'm holding on to one for good luck. 329 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,598 Max: I need the luck. 330 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,371 Robber #1: Now hold it right there and don't move a muscle! 331 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:39,639 (sinister music) 332 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:44,477 Get over there and empty your pockets in that hat! 333 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:49,249 Max: But you said to hold it right here. 334 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,951 Josh: You, you said don't move a muscle so.. 335 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,487 Robber #1: Oh, right. 336 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:58,425 Okay, you can move a muscle, but not all of them, 337 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:02,562 just enough to, uh, to, you know, to, to do what I just said! 338 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:05,598 (whooshing sounds) 339 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,899 Robber #1: One of you get their pockets! 340 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,235 Robber #3: And what about these two? 341 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:09,736 If one of us goes and gets their wallets over there, 342 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,271 the one staying here will be outnumbered. 343 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,139 Robber #2: Yeah man! 344 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,073 What are we supposed to do? 345 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,142 (whooshing sounds) 346 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:16,776 Robber #1: Are you completely retarded? 347 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:17,910 Robber #2: Rock, paper, scissors. 348 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,479 Robber #3: Done! 349 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,649 Robber #1: What the hell! 350 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,418 One more time, I'm going to ask you nicely to get over here 351 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,953 and empty those pockets in that hat! 352 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,655 Come on now! 353 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,922 Get over there, macho man. 354 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,624 Come on. 355 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:32,859 You know what? 356 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,127 I'll take that backpack too. 357 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,495 Oh yeah. 358 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:41,000 (sinister music) 359 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,203 (fast-paced music) 360 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,637 Robber #1: Oh crap! 361 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,173 Aah! 362 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,675 Ow! 363 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,477 Oww! 364 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,511 Max: Hey! 365 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,845 Catch! 366 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,847 (punching sound) 367 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:56,849 (screaming) 368 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:57,817 Robber #3: I got him! 369 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,219 I got you! 370 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,026 Robber #1: Whoo-hoo! 371 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,529 (screaming) 372 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,197 (bumping sound) 373 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,731 (screaming) 374 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,067 (fast-paced music) 375 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,168 Josh: That's it. 376 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:15,868 That's it. 377 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,071 (fast-paced music) 378 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,739 Can I get some help over here? 379 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,575 (screams) Someone give me a hand! 380 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:23,643 Max! 381 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:24,577 (camera clicks) 382 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:25,845 Max: All right! 383 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,714 Josh: Don't move! 384 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,916 Robber #2: (screams) 385 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,252 Max: A squirt gun? 386 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,154 Robber #2: (grimaces) 387 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:37,857 (birds squawking/tweeting) 388 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,892 (whooshing sound) 389 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:44,097 Max: For once, I get a nice day's take, and it's lifted. 390 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:48,101 Just like that (snaps his fingers) gone. 391 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:50,103 Josh: We almost died. 392 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:55,175 It's like your life flashes before your eyes, and what did you accomplish? 393 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,610 What legacy did you leave behind? 394 00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:01,714 Max: One way or the other, we're all searching for gold. 395 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,583 Take your sister. 396 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,753 She's completely searching in the dark. 397 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,756 Josh: Oh, and you got all of this from a cutout picture of her head? 398 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,891 Max: No. 399 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,593 I met her. 400 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,566 (upbeat music) 401 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:29,609 (camera clicks) 402 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,777 (lighthearted music) 403 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,112 Josh: What do you think? 404 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,816 Josh (v.o.): To teach Kristy a lesson and have her "earn" back her inheritance, 405 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:41,921 Gerard decided to stage an elaborate treasure hunt on his movie ranch. 406 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,723 We were all in on it. 407 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:49,061 Max, the treasure hunt expert; Eddie, who knew every acre of Gerard's land; 408 00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,430 and me. 409 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:54,634 My job was damage control, namely Kristy. 410 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:58,137 She was going to be in for the shock of her life 411 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:03,142 because this is one place her gold card wouldn't help her. 412 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,579 But there was one thing we didn't count on . 413 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:07,647 Gloria. 414 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,850 (sinister music) 415 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:15,288 (light music) 416 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,857 Gerard: Ah, you look dazzling, princess! 417 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,359 Even without the tiara. 418 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,093 Kristy: Thank you, Daddy. 419 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:24,297 I have friends to impress, and you're making me late. 420 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,833 Gerard: Dress to impress but live to love. 421 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,001 That's what your mother used to tell me. 422 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,337 Live to love. 423 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,973 Kristy: Let me help you with that. 424 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,112 Gerard: Where is that little girl who used to sing with the birds 425 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:42,014 and laugh at the frog? 426 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,150 Kristy: I wasn't laughing at the frogs. 427 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,620 I kissed them, ugh, and look what it got me, 428 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,456 no Prince Charming. 429 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:52,625 Very silly, really. 430 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:57,830 I prefer late night champagne at The Royals, 431 00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:01,901 a lunch or two at the Blue Sky Club. 432 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:05,838 Is that so wrong for a 29-year-old? 433 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,040 Hurry! 434 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,542 We have to make our grand entrance together. 435 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:15,482 (footsteps going down the stairs) 436 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:16,215 Gloria: Oh, Gerard. 437 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,051 Here, let me help you. 438 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,389 So how long has she been celebrating her 29th? 439 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,691 You'd think her friends would catch on by now. 440 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,158 Gerard: Oh, they've caught on, Gloria. 441 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,894 They just don't give a damn. 442 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,397 Besides, I doubt she has any true friends. 443 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,564 Except Josh, of course. 444 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,701 Gloria: There you go, handsome. 445 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:38,237 Gerard: You know, it's all my fault the way she is. 446 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,907 She was watching her mother dying for a year. 447 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,376 All I did was bury myself in my work. 448 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:48,180 Then when she was finally gone, instead of being there for her, I just ... 449 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,216 I just gave her a lot of stuff. 450 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,118 Gloria: She's a grown woman now. 451 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:55,388 Gerard: Maybe our little treasure hunt will sort her out. 452 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,123 If she's the woman I know she can be, 453 00:20:57,123 --> 00:21:00,593 I can turn the whole trust over to her and take the pressure off of me. 454 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,762 Gloria: No! 455 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,632 I mean no way. 456 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:10,370 (sinister music) 457 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:15,408 No way that selfish little bimbo will live to see the day! 458 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,276 If I have anything to do with it. 459 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:21,614 (sinister music) 460 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,450 Damn, I look good. 461 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:32,959 (sinister music) 462 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:36,629 Get your filthy feet off the table, Victor! 463 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,964 Victor: Relax, sis. 464 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,833 Gloria: Don't call me sis! 465 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,168 He doesn't like you here. 466 00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:44,471 He thinks you smell funny, 467 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,272 and you do. 468 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,743 This is what I want you to do. 469 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:54,614 I want you to get a couple of the boys together and stick to them like glue, 470 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,684 and then I'll see what I can find out from this end. 471 00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:59,285 Is that clear? 472 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,921 Victor: Get a small crew together, stick to the crew like glue. 473 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:06,125 Gloria: No, not them, you pinhead! 474 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:10,162 Princess Kristy and her moronic brother. 475 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:13,500 You cannot let her get to the end of the hunt. 476 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:14,634 Is that clear? 477 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,102 Victor: Yeah. 478 00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:17,470 No. 479 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:20,507 Gloria: You have to make sure that she has an accident! 480 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:21,874 Victor: Are you kidding? 481 00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:24,877 Gloria: And then Gerard will find himself in the arms 482 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:29,549 of his trustful and loyal female, for companionship, 483 00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:32,619 namely moi. 484 00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:34,854 Victor: And what if he doesn't? 485 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,155 Gloria: Shut up, Victor! 486 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,624 You -- (knocking on door) 487 00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,158 Oh my God, Victor! 488 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,192 He can't find you here! 489 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:40,960 You got to go hide! 490 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,663 Hide, hide, please! 491 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,898 (exhales) 492 00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:48,501 Oh perfume, perfume. 493 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,541 Victor! 494 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,709 Have you lost what's left of your brain? 495 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,177 You can't hide there! 496 00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,378 Victor: Can you see me there? 497 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,380 Gloria: Of course I can see you there! 498 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,381 Hide! 499 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,583 Victor: I'll see you at the party. 500 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:05,918 Gloria: (exhales) 501 00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:16,429 (light music) 502 00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:24,270 (techno music) 503 00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:25,605 (laughter) 504 00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:27,373 (techno music) 505 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:30,677 Billy: Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear a great big welcome 506 00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:34,614 for our wonderful, wonderful birthday baby, Kristy! 507 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:35,882 (applause) (cheering) 508 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,183 Come on up, darling! 509 00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:37,784 Come on up! 510 00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:38,284 (techno music) 511 00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:38,885 Aloha! 512 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:39,586 (applause) 513 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:47,126 (techno music) 514 00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:48,227 (applause) 515 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:53,265 (cheering) 516 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,202 Happy birthday, Kristy! 517 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:57,804 (cheering) (applause) 518 00:23:57,804 --> 00:24:11,918 (techno music) 519 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:15,622 Erik: So there I was in the jungle. 520 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:19,458 This little village was being attacked daily by an elephant. 521 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,793 I went into its hive. 522 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,461 They live in hives, you know. 523 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:26,633 It kind of freaked out and, uh, 524 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:27,834 trampled the village. 525 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,602 That story didn't turn out as quite as I liked, 526 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:32,471 but I can tell you about the time I tracked and killed Sasquatch. 527 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:37,810 (techno music) (whooshing sounds) 528 00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,345 Gerard: Victor. 529 00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:41,113 Victor: Hey, Gerard. 530 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:43,650 Gerard: I didn't know we were going to be graced by your presence today. 531 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:44,984 Victor: Oh no, no, uh, not Grace. 532 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,319 Gloria invited me. 533 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:50,189 Have some cake. 534 00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:51,457 It's, uh, really good. 535 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:56,929 (techno music) 536 00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:59,331 Boy: Hey, watch it, lady! 537 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,834 Girl: Oh my God, you just ruined my dress! 538 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,870 Reeza: Not my problem. 539 00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:06,272 (techno music) 540 00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:08,608 (whooshing sounds) 541 00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:10,442 Erik: I thought he said terra-cotta. 542 00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:13,846 Then I actually opened the door and it was an anaconda (laughs) 543 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:14,981 Kristy: Excuse me! 544 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,617 Birthday girl coming through, excuse me! 545 00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:19,886 Max: Happy birthday, Kristy. 546 00:25:19,886 --> 00:25:22,889 Kristy: And you are? 547 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,891 Max: Max Belvedere. 548 00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:25,725 You remember. 549 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,560 Estelle: I know who he is! 550 00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:30,630 He is the guy from the club the other night. 551 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:32,364 Kristy: You've got some nerve! 552 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,066 Josh: Hey, hey, this is my guest. 553 00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:36,502 He was invited. 554 00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:41,207 Kristy: Josh, where is my present? 555 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:42,374 Josh: Oh, yeah. 556 00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:44,744 Here you go, sis. 557 00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:46,478 Happy birthday. 558 00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:47,313 Kristy: Thanks! 559 00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:48,748 I'm so excited. 560 00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:50,917 I hope it's better than the last one. 561 00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:55,187 Ugh, 50,000 shares of Google, like, what good is that? 562 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:56,488 Josh: (laughs) 563 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,695 Kristy: What is this? 564 00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:05,397 Josh: Oh, it, it's, uh, it's a compass. 565 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,833 Kristy: A compass? 566 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:07,934 What does it do? 567 00:26:07,934 --> 00:26:10,069 Josh: (laughs) Well, this one's symbolic. 568 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,570 Kristy: Symbolic of what? 569 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,572 That you're a bad gift giver? 570 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,875 Josh: It gives direction when you're lost. 571 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,844 Max: And you're lost. 572 00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:19,178 Kristy: I'm not lost! 573 00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:22,081 I live in Beverly Hills, California. 574 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,884 Okay, seriously, Joshy, where is my real gift? 575 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:26,418 Josh: That, that's it. 576 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,420 Kristy: This is not a real gift! 577 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,723 Where is Daddy? 578 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:33,592 Estelle: Can I keep it? 579 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:37,229 Erik: (exhales) And that's how I got that rash (laughs) 580 00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:39,598 Gloria: Excuse me. 581 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:40,232 Erik: Oh. 582 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:40,933 Gloria: Hello. 583 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:42,268 Erik: Hello. 584 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:43,870 Gloria: I'd like to hear a little more of your story. 585 00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:46,138 Erik: Let me tell you about my giant sea turtle. 586 00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:46,773 Gloria: Victor! 587 00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:50,109 (techno music) 588 00:26:50,142 --> 00:26:51,610 Kristy: Daddy! 589 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,246 I know I'm a disappointment to you because I lost the tiara, 590 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:58,951 but Joshy gave me a stupid present, and nobody loves me! (sobs) 591 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,820 Gerard: Honey, listen. 592 00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:03,656 When you judge somebody, you don't define who they are. 593 00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:05,257 You define who you are. 594 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:06,726 Kristy: You have to stop watching Dr. Phil! 595 00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:08,594 He's over the top! (sobs) 596 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:09,729 Gerard: Kristy, I love you. 597 00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:11,163 I care about your happiness. 598 00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:12,999 Kristy: So where is my present then? 599 00:27:13,065 --> 00:27:14,300 Gerard: Me, my, mine. 600 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:15,668 Is that all you could think about, Kristy? 601 00:27:15,735 --> 00:27:17,236 Kristy: Yes! 602 00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:19,972 It's my birthday, and I should have nice presents, shouldn't I? 603 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:23,442 Gimme, gimme, gimme! (sobs) 604 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:24,811 Gerard: Here. 605 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:27,013 That's the only present you're going to get from me. 606 00:27:27,013 --> 00:27:28,280 Open it. 607 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:30,983 Kristy: Is it money? 608 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:33,319 It's a bunch of numbers! 609 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,487 Gerard: Josh and his friend will explain it to you. 610 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,489 Kristy: Is it a Swiss bank account, Daddy? 611 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,491 Gerard: It's a surprise. 612 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:42,528 Kristy: Daddy, I love your surprises! 613 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:43,996 Josh! 614 00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:44,997 Don't you dare go anywhere. 615 00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:46,298 What is my birthday surprise? 616 00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:48,167 Josh: Uh, what do you mean? 617 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:49,802 Kristy: Look at it. 618 00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:51,503 Max: Well, it wouldn't be a surprise if we told you now, would it? 619 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:54,306 Kristy: Excuse me, whatever your name is, it's none of your business. 620 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:55,674 Josh: He's a big part of this. 621 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,944 Without him, you're never going to find your surprise. 622 00:27:57,944 --> 00:27:59,278 Kristy: Oh. 623 00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:00,612 Uh, I don't think I've had the pleasure. 624 00:28:00,612 --> 00:28:03,215 Could please tell me what these numbers are? 625 00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:05,151 Max: All right. 626 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:09,388 Well, they're map coordinates to some location somewhere. 627 00:28:09,388 --> 00:28:13,059 Josh: Okay, we're going on a treasure hunt. 628 00:28:13,059 --> 00:28:17,063 You know, with backpacks and sleeping bags and your new compass. 629 00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:19,065 But I gotta warn you, it's not going to be easy. 630 00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:20,833 We're going to be climbing up mountains, 631 00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:23,535 cold nights, creepy crawlies crawling all over you. 632 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:26,873 Max: And, uh, we leave 6:30 AM, sharp. 633 00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:31,677 So make sure you're ready with your curlers, your lattes, and whatever you -- 634 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,079 Kristy: Whatever. 635 00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:35,181 I'll make my own arrangements, thank you! 636 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,582 (techno music) 637 00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:39,919 Erik: Happy birthday, 638 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,188 Kristy! 639 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:44,757 (techno music) 640 00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:47,860 (birds tweeting) 641 00:28:47,894 --> 00:28:51,097 Gerard: Eddie, Josh and his friend are keeping an eye on things, 642 00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:55,768 but I'm a little worried about something that just doesn't seem right. 643 00:28:55,768 --> 00:28:58,871 Let me make some inquiries, and in the meantime, 644 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:01,941 could you see to it that Kristy finds what she's looking for? 645 00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:03,075 Eddie (v.o.): Okay. 646 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:04,076 Gerard: Thanks, Eddie. 647 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:05,211 Eddie (v.o.): Yeah. 648 00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:06,678 (hangs up phone) 649 00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:24,596 (lighthearted music) 650 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:29,768 (upbeat music) 651 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,403 Josh: You've got to be kidding me. 652 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:34,773 Max: This is unbelievable. 653 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,810 What the hell is she thinking? 654 00:29:37,810 --> 00:29:40,146 (trailer honking) 655 00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:43,582 Max: Oh man! 656 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:45,617 Josh: You have to deal with this, all right, not me. 657 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:52,291 (upbeat music) 658 00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:53,325 (trailer door opens) 659 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:54,894 Kristy: Good morning, all! 660 00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:56,095 Josh: (laughs) Hey! 661 00:29:57,129 --> 00:30:00,967 Kristy: Just a little something I picked up to make my trip a little bit more tolerable. 662 00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:03,269 Max: Well, I hate to burst your bubble, princess, 663 00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:07,173 but there is no way this monstrosity is going to go where we're going. 664 00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:12,178 Kristy: Aww, with an experienced guide and driver, we'll have no difficulty. 665 00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:16,348 Erik: (laughs) This baby is a beast, I tell you! 666 00:30:16,415 --> 00:30:17,850 It's got a shower in there! 667 00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:19,518 Haven't seen one of those in weeks. 668 00:30:19,585 --> 00:30:21,620 Takes me back to when I used to run pig farms. 669 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:25,657 Max: Look princess, this guy is about two fries short of a Happy Meal. 670 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:26,959 Kristy: You're jealous! 671 00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:27,994 Max: Of what? 672 00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:29,962 Kristy: My looks, my money, my gold, 673 00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:31,663 and my motor coach! 674 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:33,966 Just pick any of them! 675 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,937 Erik: So, long story short, that's how I accidentally became a ref in the NFL. 676 00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:38,804 Max: Whatever! 677 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,606 Fine! 678 00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:43,342 Erik: Hey, let me show you where I hid the TP and your makeup 'cause I ... 679 00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:44,843 I was trying some of that out ... 680 00:30:44,877 --> 00:30:53,352 (lighthearted music) 681 00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:55,521 Josh: Okay, um, guys, 682 00:30:55,554 --> 00:30:58,657 uh, let's start with the clue. 683 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:00,026 Kristy, could you read it, please? 684 00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:12,638 (lighthearted music) 685 00:31:12,638 --> 00:31:13,839 Kristy: I'll let you have it. 686 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:16,542 Max: Let me see that. 687 00:31:17,977 --> 00:31:19,178 Wow. 688 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:22,048 Just as I thought, these are map coordinates. 689 00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:25,551 Estelle: Is it a treasure map? 690 00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:27,419 Kristy: Finally, you come to some use. 691 00:31:27,486 --> 00:31:29,989 So where is it? 692 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:31,657 Estelle: I think he's looking. 693 00:31:31,657 --> 00:31:33,425 Kristy: (whispers) Where is it? 694 00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:37,429 (beeping sounds) 695 00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:38,530 Max: I think this is it. 696 00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:39,431 Josh! 697 00:31:39,431 --> 00:31:40,199 Josh: Yeah? 698 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:40,899 Max: Josh! 699 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,001 Josh: Yeah? 700 00:31:42,001 --> 00:31:42,601 In here? 701 00:31:42,601 --> 00:31:43,602 Max: Uh-huh. 702 00:31:43,669 --> 00:31:44,736 Kristy: They found something! 703 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,905 (lighthearted music) 704 00:31:46,939 --> 00:31:49,241 (clunking sound) 705 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:50,209 Josh: Bingo! 706 00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:51,010 Estelle: They found something! 707 00:31:51,010 --> 00:31:52,211 They did! 708 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:53,745 Josh (v.o.): Being the nice guys that we are, 709 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:56,882 we decided to stage the first clue conveniently close to camp. 710 00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:58,684 Estelle: There's a box! 711 00:31:58,684 --> 00:32:00,119 Whoa! 712 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:04,923 (metal thump) 713 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,925 Kristy: What is it? 714 00:32:06,959 --> 00:32:09,395 Is it the gold? 715 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,930 Estelle: I can't believe this. 716 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:13,565 Oh my God. 717 00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:14,200 Oh God. 718 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:14,866 Oh God. 719 00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:15,401 Kristy: (gasps) 720 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:16,202 Oh my God! 721 00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:16,902 Max: Hold this, Josh. 722 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:18,937 Kristy: What is it? 723 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:23,442 Max: It's a flash drive. 724 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:24,943 Josh: Surprise! 725 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,412 Estelle: I'll get my laptop. 726 00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:28,614 Kristy: I love Daddy's surprises. 727 00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:29,481 Josh (v.o.): We all knew. 728 00:32:29,481 --> 00:32:31,984 She had no clue what that was. 729 00:32:32,051 --> 00:32:37,623 (clicking noises) 730 00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:38,457 Kristy: Can you see anything? 731 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:39,425 What is it? 732 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,127 Josh: Look, it's a, it's a map. 733 00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:42,961 Kristy: A treasure map? 734 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:43,895 Estelle: It looks like it. 735 00:32:43,895 --> 00:32:45,931 Kristy: No poverty in my legacy. 736 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,634 Max: Since when did you ever have to face poverty anyway? 737 00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:49,468 Josh: (laughs) 738 00:32:49,601 --> 00:32:50,936 Kristy: It's all relative. 739 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:53,339 I've been going through some tough times lately. 740 00:32:53,339 --> 00:32:54,506 Haven't I, Estelle? 741 00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:56,608 Estelle: Sure, yeah, it, it's all relative. 742 00:32:56,642 --> 00:33:00,746 Erik: You know I had a relative once, damnedest thing. 743 00:33:00,746 --> 00:33:04,450 Max: Well, what's not relative is out here in the world, 744 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:05,817 right here and now. 745 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,653 Kristy: I can handle myself. 746 00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:12,624 Max: All right, so, why don't you take your shoes off, and circle the trailer? 747 00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:17,363 If you can't handle that, you sleep in my tent, and I sleep in the trailer. 748 00:33:17,363 --> 00:33:18,030 Deal? 749 00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:18,630 Estelle: No deal! 750 00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:19,331 No! 751 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:19,931 Kristy: Deal! 752 00:33:19,931 --> 00:33:20,866 Max: Ah, yes! 753 00:33:20,866 --> 00:33:22,168 Estelle: Kristy! 754 00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:23,969 Kristy: And it's not a trailer, it's a motor coach. 755 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,037 Max: (laughs) Okay. 756 00:33:25,037 --> 00:33:26,872 Kristy: I don't sleep in trailers! 757 00:33:26,872 --> 00:33:28,640 Josh: You're going to sleep in a motor coach tonight. 758 00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:29,441 Maybe. 759 00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:30,542 Kristy: Yeah, I'm fine. 760 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:31,377 Josh: All right, girl. 761 00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:32,178 Estelle: Okay, be careful. 762 00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:33,145 Josh: Hey, not so fast! 763 00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:34,780 Estelle: Okay. 764 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:37,516 Wait for it. 765 00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,185 Kristy: Ahhhh! 766 00:33:39,218 --> 00:33:41,653 It's a snake! 767 00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:42,521 Estelle: Coming right up. 768 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:44,623 Max: It's probably a snail! 769 00:33:44,623 --> 00:33:48,294 Erik: A couple of rules about sleeping in the coach with old Erik here. 770 00:33:48,294 --> 00:33:50,662 Number one, don't touch my feet. 771 00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:52,064 I've got a fungus. 772 00:33:52,064 --> 00:33:54,833 Number two, stay out of the bathroom around 7 PM. 773 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:57,369 I've got a routine that I need, 774 00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:58,904 a little OCD I've got, 775 00:33:58,904 --> 00:34:03,742 and, uh, if you hear noises, uh, that's just me, okay? 776 00:34:03,809 --> 00:34:07,146 And, uh, thirdly, I have night terrors, 777 00:34:07,146 --> 00:34:11,917 so I have a tendency to flail around screaming "Mommy, Mommy!" 778 00:34:11,917 --> 00:34:18,424 (lighthearted music) 779 00:34:18,424 --> 00:34:20,526 Kristy: I hate you! 780 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:27,399 (yells) 781 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:32,438 Josh (v.o.): So, we managed to survive our first day without too much drama. 782 00:34:32,438 --> 00:34:34,072 Kristy: (sobs) 783 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:36,575 Josh (v.o.): Kristy slept in a tent for the first time in her life 784 00:34:36,608 --> 00:34:40,412 while Max slept on thousand count sheets. 785 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:43,749 Kristy: (sobbing) 786 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:45,284 (birds squawking) 787 00:34:45,284 --> 00:34:46,385 (tires screeching) 788 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:49,355 (crashing sound) 789 00:34:49,355 --> 00:34:53,125 Victor: I don't know where the hell I am, Gloria. 790 00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:54,793 I lost them some time back. 791 00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:55,894 I've been driving all night. 792 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:58,930 You know how bad my night vision is. 793 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:01,300 Reeza: We are freakin' lost, ugh! 794 00:35:03,202 --> 00:35:04,770 Victor: What? 795 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:05,937 What? 796 00:35:05,971 --> 00:35:08,140 You're breaking up. 797 00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:10,476 You're breaking up! 798 00:35:10,476 --> 00:35:12,311 You're breaking up, Gloria! 799 00:35:12,378 --> 00:35:14,079 What? 800 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,282 What? 801 00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:18,150 Ah! 802 00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:23,589 (birds squawking) (lighthearted music) 803 00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:26,625 Max: Well, looks like we're headed over that hill. 804 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:27,959 Erik: Bummer. 805 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:29,928 Too bad, I wish it was that smaller hill over there. 806 00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:31,963 It's a lot easier. 807 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:34,466 Kristy: Perhaps I should just stay here. 808 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:37,269 You guys don't really need me. 809 00:35:38,337 --> 00:35:39,438 All right. 810 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,840 I just thought I was slowing you down. 811 00:35:41,840 --> 00:36:52,344 (lighthearted music) 812 00:36:52,378 --> 00:36:55,046 Let's take a break guys! 813 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:56,748 It is such a nice day! 814 00:36:56,748 --> 00:36:58,049 All: What? 815 00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,686 Kristy: I don't want to be last anymore (coughs). 816 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,555 Can someone trade places with me? 817 00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:04,523 All: No! 818 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,225 Kristy: Oh God! 819 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:09,561 It's an avalanche! 820 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:11,897 We're all going to die! 821 00:37:11,897 --> 00:37:13,665 (yells) 822 00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:17,903 Eddie: Huh, amazing. 823 00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:19,738 Seems like Kristy is having a good time. 824 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:23,409 Josh (v.o.): It took me a while to realize that Kristy's determination 825 00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:27,112 to try and be part of the group was just to get Max's attention. 826 00:37:27,178 --> 00:37:30,382 Erik: Look, if someone doesn't secure her, we're all going down the hill. 827 00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:31,583 Kristy: It's an earthquake! 828 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:33,585 Max: Kristy, it's not an earthquake. 829 00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:35,387 Stop moving. 830 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:37,856 It's not an avalanche. 831 00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:40,058 Kristy: (coughs) 832 00:37:45,431 --> 00:37:47,933 You're in my space! 833 00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:50,736 I don't like to be touched! 834 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:56,475 Max: Hold on, Kristy. 835 00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:58,276 Kristy: I'm fine! 836 00:37:58,276 --> 00:37:58,810 I'm good. 837 00:37:58,877 --> 00:37:59,611 I'm okay. 838 00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:00,446 Max: Sure? 839 00:38:00,446 --> 00:38:01,413 Kristy: I'm fine now. 840 00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:03,281 Max: Hold on. 841 00:38:04,316 --> 00:38:05,250 Kristy: I'm okay. 842 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:08,954 (yells) 843 00:38:08,954 --> 00:38:28,306 (yelling) 844 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:31,810 Erik: Oh, nice landing! (laughs) 845 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,645 Oh! 846 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:34,646 Josh: (yells) 847 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:36,915 Max: Are you all right? 848 00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:38,450 Erik: Get off me! 849 00:38:38,484 --> 00:38:39,317 Josh: Come here, come here, baby! 850 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,285 Erik: (grimaces) 851 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:41,487 Kristy: Ouch! 852 00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:42,821 Max: What's wrong? 853 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:46,124 Kristy: Can you please take me back to the motor coach? 854 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:48,527 Max: Wow, she said please. 855 00:38:48,527 --> 00:38:50,028 Josh: Yeah, she probably bumped her head. 856 00:38:50,095 --> 00:38:51,863 Shh. 857 00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:53,298 Kristy: Ouch! 858 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:55,033 Josh: Is she okay? 859 00:38:56,835 --> 00:39:02,340 (lighthearted music) 860 00:39:02,374 --> 00:39:05,210 Josh (v.o.): There's something about the desert air. 861 00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:09,548 Its warm winds can even melt the coldest icebergs, 862 00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:11,149 given enough time. 863 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:14,786 A transformation was taking place in all of us. 864 00:39:14,786 --> 00:39:16,321 We could all feel it. 865 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:21,192 (simultaneous conversations) (music) 866 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:22,193 Erik: There we go. 867 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:24,229 That's how it's done in the wild. 868 00:39:24,229 --> 00:39:28,667 I got in a wrestling fight with a water buffalo ... 869 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:29,535 ... in a zoo. 870 00:39:29,535 --> 00:39:30,335 Josh: Shall we have a toast? 871 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,202 Erik: A toast. 872 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:32,070 Josh: To sleeping in tents. 873 00:39:32,070 --> 00:39:33,071 Erik: To sleeping in tents. 874 00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:34,506 Josh: And rolling down mountains. 875 00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:35,574 Kristy: Yeah. 876 00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:41,580 (simultaneous conversations) 877 00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:45,584 Erik: I have gas, lots and lots of gas. 878 00:39:45,584 --> 00:39:47,385 Max: All right, everybody. 879 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:48,386 Good night. 880 00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:49,254 Josh: All right, have a good night. 881 00:39:49,254 --> 00:39:50,922 Erik: Good night, Max. 882 00:39:50,922 --> 00:39:51,757 Kristy: Good night. 883 00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:53,592 Josh: Good night. 884 00:39:53,659 --> 00:39:54,693 He left all his food. 885 00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:56,394 Look at that. 886 00:39:59,665 --> 00:40:01,600 (simultaneous conversations) 887 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,602 Erik: Yeah, it's me. 888 00:40:03,669 --> 00:40:04,903 Yeah, I don't know about this anymore. 889 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,572 I kind of like these people. 890 00:40:06,572 --> 00:40:07,873 Reeza: Shut up! 891 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:10,275 Erik: You've got deep issues, really deep issues. 892 00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:13,044 I mean, you don't need a psychologist. 893 00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:16,448 You need to go to Vienna, back where they really study psychology. 894 00:40:16,448 --> 00:40:18,416 I mean, you need Carl Jung. 895 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,886 Something really is messed up in your head 896 00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:22,588 to be screwing with these people this bad. 897 00:40:22,588 --> 00:40:23,421 I mean ... 898 00:40:23,455 --> 00:40:24,623 Reeza: Get me the location! 899 00:40:24,623 --> 00:40:25,957 Erik: Whatever. 900 00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:30,228 Listen, I'll get what you need, okay, but that's it. 901 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:31,763 I'm out of here after that, okay? 902 00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:32,931 Reeza: (hangs up phone) 903 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:34,766 Erik: Hello? 904 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,102 Hello? 905 00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:39,437 Did you hang up? 906 00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:41,907 Hung up. 907 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:43,374 Coordinates. 908 00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:47,946 Victor: Did you get the location? 909 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:50,616 Reeza: Not yet, but we are close. 910 00:40:50,649 --> 00:40:56,488 Victor: Gloria's going to be all over me if I don't get that location. 911 00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:01,092 Higan: (laughs) 912 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:08,967 Victor: I'm gonna go find a professional casino, where there's no idiots! 913 00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:10,135 Higan: Boss, boss, 914 00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:11,637 bring some more. 915 00:41:11,637 --> 00:41:13,972 Not spice, okay? 916 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:16,474 Victor: Shut up, dope! 917 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:19,344 Higan: Spice give me gas. 918 00:41:19,344 --> 00:41:23,949 (lighthearted music) (birds tweeting) 919 00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:25,250 Kristy (v.o.): Estelle! 920 00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:26,952 Where is my latte? 921 00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:27,653 Estelle: Coming right up! 922 00:41:27,653 --> 00:41:29,154 Coming right up! 923 00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:29,755 She's pissed. 924 00:41:29,755 --> 00:41:30,989 She's pissed. 925 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:32,290 Kristy (v.o.): I can't function without my latte! 926 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:34,660 Josh: I guess the magic of last night has worn off. 927 00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:35,794 Max: Oh boy. 928 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:37,328 The demon woman's back. 929 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:40,331 Kristy: I can't function without my latte! 930 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:42,500 I simply cannot function! 931 00:41:42,534 --> 00:41:46,371 Josh (v.o.): Kristy did a pretty good job hiding her misery in the desert, 932 00:41:46,371 --> 00:41:47,706 Josh (v.o.): But sometimes, she slips. 933 00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:48,640 Kristy: Oh! 934 00:41:48,674 --> 00:41:50,041 My ankle is killing me! 935 00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:52,143 Josh (v.o.): As she was not getting Max's attention, 936 00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:54,279 she went to work a la Kristy style. 937 00:41:54,279 --> 00:41:55,146 Josh: You know what? 938 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:55,847 We're going to call Eddie. 939 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:57,115 Kristy: Okay. 940 00:41:57,115 --> 00:41:59,150 He is not far from here, and his wife is a nurse. 941 00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:00,018 Kristy: Ow! 942 00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:00,852 Okay. 943 00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:01,687 Hurry! 944 00:42:01,687 --> 00:42:02,554 Hurry! 945 00:42:03,689 --> 00:42:06,558 Erik: I can't function without my latte! 946 00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:09,628 For God's sake, will somebody call somebody? 947 00:42:09,628 --> 00:42:11,830 Her words are like nails on a chalk board! 948 00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:13,865 Kristy: Ow, it's too hot! 949 00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:15,200 Josh: Eddie? 950 00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:17,168 Hey, we're here at camp, Kristy's ankle. 951 00:42:17,202 --> 00:42:17,903 Kristy: Soy milk! 952 00:42:17,903 --> 00:42:18,670 Estelle: I'll get it. 953 00:42:18,704 --> 00:42:19,404 Josh: Fifteen minutes? 954 00:42:19,404 --> 00:42:20,405 Okay. 955 00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:21,406 Kristy: Ouch! 956 00:42:21,406 --> 00:42:22,407 Ouch! 957 00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:23,709 Ow! 958 00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:27,045 Oww, oww! 959 00:42:30,415 --> 00:42:33,251 Oww, oww, oww, oww! 960 00:42:33,251 --> 00:42:37,422 Josh (v.o.): It wasn't any surprise that Kristy was faking her sprained ankle 961 00:42:37,422 --> 00:42:38,590 Kristy: Ouch, ouch! 962 00:42:38,657 --> 00:42:40,158 Josh (v.o.): just to get attention from Max. 963 00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:41,593 Kristy: Ouch, ouch! 964 00:42:41,593 --> 00:42:43,228 Josh (v.o.): I don't think Max was buying it. 965 00:42:43,228 --> 00:42:44,930 Kristy: Ouch, ouch, ouch! 966 00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:47,365 Estelle: You know, I think we should go to town and take you to a doctor. 967 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:48,734 Josh: Oh no, no, Eddie's here! 968 00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:51,569 (car motor running) 969 00:42:51,603 --> 00:42:53,204 (car motor stops) 970 00:42:53,238 --> 00:42:54,840 Eddie: Howdy, folks! 971 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:55,874 What's wrong? 972 00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:57,075 You're all looking a little down. 973 00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:58,744 Gotta hitch in your get-a-long (laughs)? 974 00:42:58,744 --> 00:43:02,180 Josh: Yeah, Kristy got a flat tire here. 975 00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:04,950 Eddie: Let me have a look at that ankle. 976 00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:09,187 Hmmm. 977 00:43:09,187 --> 00:43:11,256 I think we better have Wilma take a look at that. 978 00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:12,390 I'll take you back to the house. 979 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:14,092 Kristy: I'll be all right. 980 00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:15,694 Eddie: I don't know. 981 00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:18,229 Twenty years of marriage with that woman, never seen a better nurse. 982 00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:19,430 She'll fix you right up. 983 00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:20,932 Josh: Thanks, Eddie. 984 00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:21,967 Kristy: Okay. 985 00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:23,635 Josh: Okay? 986 00:43:23,702 --> 00:43:26,404 Kristy: I'll just go in and slip into something more appropriate then. 987 00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:27,773 Oh, ouch! 988 00:43:27,773 --> 00:43:28,740 Ouch! 989 00:43:28,774 --> 00:43:30,608 Estelle! 990 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:32,077 Ouch! 991 00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:32,878 (lighthearted music) 992 00:43:32,878 --> 00:43:33,879 Estelle! 993 00:43:33,879 --> 00:44:19,791 (lighthearted music) 994 00:44:19,825 --> 00:44:21,659 And what are you? 995 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:22,828 Wilma: I'm a nurse. 996 00:44:22,828 --> 00:44:23,862 What are you? 997 00:44:23,862 --> 00:44:25,630 Kristy: I meant what are you doing? 998 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:30,168 Wilma: (laughs) Oh, we're rehearsing for "The Giants," acting, dancing. 999 00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:31,837 Eddie is our manager. 1000 00:44:31,870 --> 00:44:35,874 Eddie: First, we need to get that foot taken care of, then we can gab. 1001 00:44:35,874 --> 00:44:38,309 Wilma: Yeah, right, let's do it. 1002 00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:43,148 Kristy: What's that? 1003 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,683 Wilmer: We have a pool going on to see how much longer you're going to last 1004 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:47,052 on this gold hunt of yours. 1005 00:44:47,052 --> 00:44:48,519 Kristy: What? 1006 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:49,821 Wilmer: Look at yourself, missy. 1007 00:44:49,855 --> 00:44:52,390 Do you actually think that you belong out here? 1008 00:44:52,390 --> 00:44:54,059 Kristy: Why wouldn't I? 1009 00:44:54,059 --> 00:44:58,997 Wilma: Well, most of us provide some worthwhile services to society. 1010 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:00,131 Wilmer: Oh, but wait a minute. 1011 00:45:00,131 --> 00:45:02,167 Every society needs a ditsy rich blonde 1012 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,135 that we can all read about in the magazines. 1013 00:45:04,135 --> 00:45:05,737 (laughter) 1014 00:45:05,737 --> 00:45:07,705 Kristy: All right, that's enough! 1015 00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:08,874 Eddie: Okay, come on guys. 1016 00:45:08,874 --> 00:45:09,707 Lay off. 1017 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,877 Wilmer: Whatever. 1018 00:45:18,884 --> 00:45:22,387 Wilma: In many ways, you remind me of your mother. 1019 00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:24,890 Kristy: You knew my mom? 1020 00:45:24,890 --> 00:45:28,927 Wilma: I was with her up to the very end, you know. 1021 00:45:28,994 --> 00:45:31,396 Kristy: You were? 1022 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:34,565 Wilma: I adored your mother. 1023 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:36,367 She had a heart of gold. 1024 00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:40,906 (lighthearted music) 1025 00:45:40,906 --> 00:45:44,242 Eddie: So, how is it? 1026 00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:45,777 Kristy: Much better, thanks. 1027 00:45:45,844 --> 00:45:48,279 Eddie: When you're ready to go, I'll run you on back to camp. 1028 00:45:48,279 --> 00:45:49,614 Kristy: Thank you. 1029 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,416 Thank you both. 1030 00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:52,583 Wilma: You're welcome. 1031 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:58,089 (lighthearted music) 1032 00:45:58,089 --> 00:46:02,560 Kristy: Eddie, I didn't know you and Wilma knew my mother. 1033 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:06,597 Eddie: We've known your family forever, I think. 1034 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:08,599 Ever since you were just a little thing. 1035 00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:12,770 All this land here, over 100 acres of it all belongs to your pop. 1036 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,806 Kristy: Oh, I didn't know that. 1037 00:46:14,806 --> 00:46:17,108 Eddie: I've been managing it for over 40 years for him. 1038 00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:19,410 That's how Josh got hooked up with your family. 1039 00:46:19,444 --> 00:46:22,613 He was with me first, then your pop turned it into a movie ranch, 1040 00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:23,915 just after I met him. 1041 00:46:23,949 --> 00:46:25,150 Kristy: Really? 1042 00:46:25,150 --> 00:46:50,675 (lighthearted music) 1043 00:46:50,741 --> 00:46:52,577 Thanks, Eddie! 1044 00:46:52,978 --> 00:46:54,479 Ruffy! 1045 00:46:54,479 --> 00:46:55,480 Ruffy, my baby! 1046 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,816 Mommy's home! (barking sounds) 1047 00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:07,125 (light music) 1048 00:47:07,158 --> 00:47:10,328 Max: Hey, are you having trouble sleeping? 1049 00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:11,863 How is your foot? 1050 00:47:11,863 --> 00:47:15,500 Kristy: Much better, thank you. 1051 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:18,536 Max: You, uh, you care to take a walk? 1052 00:47:18,603 --> 00:47:22,874 (laughs) That's cute, um, but I can fix that. 1053 00:47:22,874 --> 00:47:24,209 Kristy: Okay. 1054 00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:28,613 Max: All right. 1055 00:47:28,613 --> 00:47:29,948 Let's try it on. 1056 00:47:31,883 --> 00:47:33,384 Kristy: (laughs) 1057 00:47:33,451 --> 00:47:35,053 A little loose. 1058 00:47:35,053 --> 00:47:37,222 Max: Thanks. 1059 00:47:37,288 --> 00:47:38,689 Kristy: Just my style. 1060 00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:41,059 Max: (laughs) Yeah, it kind of matches your outfit, right? 1061 00:47:41,126 --> 00:47:42,660 Kristy: (laughs) 1062 00:47:44,029 --> 00:47:44,862 Max: All right. 1063 00:47:44,896 --> 00:47:47,398 Kristy: I can trip and fall. 1064 00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:50,168 Max: I'll be there to catch you. 1065 00:47:50,235 --> 00:47:53,905 (light music) 1066 00:47:53,972 --> 00:47:56,207 So, shall we? 1067 00:47:58,476 --> 00:48:01,546 Kristy: I've never seen so many stars. 1068 00:48:01,546 --> 00:48:02,380 Max: Look! 1069 00:48:02,413 --> 00:48:03,581 There's a shooting star. 1070 00:48:03,581 --> 00:48:04,249 Kristy: Where? 1071 00:48:04,315 --> 00:48:06,084 Max: Right there! 1072 00:48:06,084 --> 00:48:07,685 Make a wish. 1073 00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:10,721 Kristy: I wish I could believe in that. 1074 00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:16,261 Max: Well, I believe that anything is possible if you make it happen. 1075 00:48:16,261 --> 00:48:19,530 Kristy: I'm beginning to wonder what I'm doing here. 1076 00:48:19,564 --> 00:48:21,566 Maybe I should just go home. 1077 00:48:21,566 --> 00:48:24,369 Max: No, you shouldn't. 1078 00:48:25,170 --> 00:48:28,439 Kristy: I'm not sure I belong here. 1079 00:48:28,439 --> 00:48:33,078 Max: Well, we all have obstacles to overcome. 1080 00:48:33,078 --> 00:48:35,380 Mine's gambling. 1081 00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:37,748 So now, I just play slot machines. 1082 00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:39,550 Kristy: (laughs) 1083 00:48:39,951 --> 00:48:43,121 Max: Everything is going to be okay, Kristy. 1084 00:48:43,121 --> 00:48:45,090 For both of us. 1085 00:48:45,090 --> 00:48:47,592 Kristy: For both of us? 1086 00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:50,261 Max: Yeah. 1087 00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:52,130 For both of us. 1088 00:48:52,197 --> 00:49:07,812 (lighthearted music) 1089 00:49:09,814 --> 00:49:11,916 (lighthearted music) 1090 00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:13,451 Kristy: Rise and shine! 1091 00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:14,719 (thud) 1092 00:49:15,886 --> 00:49:17,255 Estelle: Rise and shine? 1093 00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:18,623 Rise and shine? 1094 00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:19,790 Wait a second. 1095 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:21,926 Who are you and what have you done to Kristy? 1096 00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:24,895 What happened to "where's my latte?"? 1097 00:49:24,895 --> 00:49:26,097 Kristy: What a good idea, Estelle. 1098 00:49:26,131 --> 00:49:28,633 Let's make some lattes. 1099 00:49:31,836 --> 00:49:34,505 It's a beautiful day for the treasure hunt. 1100 00:49:34,572 --> 00:49:36,007 Max: Definitely. 1101 00:49:36,007 --> 00:49:43,848 (light music) 1102 00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:49,454 Erik: I don't know what's going on here, romantic walks and moonlight serenades, 1103 00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:53,158 I, I'm going to check the oil, okay? 1104 00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:04,602 (sinister music) 1105 00:50:04,602 --> 00:50:06,637 Victor: Hello, Gloria! 1106 00:50:06,671 --> 00:50:07,938 Come in! 1107 00:50:07,938 --> 00:50:10,541 Gloria: Victor, you dimwit! 1108 00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:11,342 Victor: What? 1109 00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:12,977 Gloria: Idiot! 1110 00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:13,678 Victor! 1111 00:50:13,678 --> 00:50:14,279 Victor: What? 1112 00:50:14,279 --> 00:50:15,146 Gloria: Hello? 1113 00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:15,880 Victor? 1114 00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:16,647 Victor: Gloria! 1115 00:50:16,681 --> 00:50:18,283 Hello, come in. 1116 00:50:18,283 --> 00:50:20,951 Gloria: Why isn't that blonde bimbo bitch pushing up daisies yet? 1117 00:50:20,951 --> 00:50:21,786 Victor: What? 1118 00:50:21,786 --> 00:50:23,154 (phone disconnected) 1119 00:50:23,188 --> 00:50:24,522 Gloria: Hello? 1120 00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:25,790 Victor? 1121 00:50:25,790 --> 00:50:26,857 Damn! 1122 00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:29,660 Damn, damn you buffoon! 1123 00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:31,229 Ugh! 1124 00:50:31,229 --> 00:50:37,335 (sinister music) 1125 00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:39,870 Victor: God, I hate cell phones! 1126 00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:41,005 Reeza: Cool it, Victor. 1127 00:50:41,072 --> 00:50:42,240 We know where they are now. 1128 00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:43,741 Gloria can just chill. 1129 00:50:43,808 --> 00:50:45,510 Victor: Yeah, we know where the base camp is. 1130 00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:47,212 Not the gold. 1131 00:50:47,212 --> 00:50:49,914 (thumping sound) 1132 00:50:49,914 --> 00:50:52,717 (laughs) Look at that. 1133 00:50:52,717 --> 00:50:55,052 They all fell down. 1134 00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:57,255 Higan: Spicy. 1135 00:50:58,723 --> 00:51:20,778 (pop song) 1136 00:51:20,778 --> 00:51:21,879 Max: Here. 1137 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:22,913 Kristy: Thank you. 1138 00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:24,115 Max: Anytime. 1139 00:51:24,182 --> 00:51:25,683 Kristy: (laughs) 1140 00:51:27,118 --> 00:51:27,718 Max: Here you go, Josh. 1141 00:51:27,752 --> 00:51:29,120 Josh: Oh! 1142 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,589 Why, thank you. 1143 00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:32,957 (gags) 1144 00:51:33,023 --> 00:51:34,225 (car door closing) 1145 00:51:34,259 --> 00:51:46,937 (pop song) 1146 00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:49,407 Oh, geez. 1147 00:51:53,278 --> 00:51:55,580 You guys like to get a tent or something? 1148 00:51:55,613 --> 00:51:57,615 Kristy: Yeah. 1149 00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:00,751 Josh: Ow! 1150 00:52:00,785 --> 00:52:01,952 So hard! 1151 00:52:02,086 --> 00:52:05,756 (pop song) 1152 00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:07,458 Kristy: We made it! 1153 00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:09,126 Good workout! 1154 00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:11,629 Max: Oh, this is great. 1155 00:52:11,629 --> 00:52:13,231 Josh: That is not a hill. 1156 00:52:13,231 --> 00:52:15,766 That's technically a mountain, I think. 1157 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,903 Max: Okay, let's go one step to the left. 1158 00:52:18,903 --> 00:52:20,671 Kristy: One step to the left. 1159 00:52:20,671 --> 00:52:22,307 Max: Another two steps to the left. 1160 00:52:22,307 --> 00:52:23,774 Kristy: Two steps to the left. 1161 00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:26,811 Max: And one step to the right. 1162 00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:28,078 Kristy: One step to the right. 1163 00:52:28,078 --> 00:52:29,947 Josh: Okay. 1164 00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:33,318 Max: Bingo! 1165 00:52:33,318 --> 00:52:34,151 Josh: Where? 1166 00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:36,621 Kristy: This is so exciting! 1167 00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:38,856 Josh: There must have been an alien abduction last night. 1168 00:52:38,856 --> 00:52:41,192 What kind of spell did you put on my sister? 1169 00:52:41,259 --> 00:52:42,793 Max: Voila! 1170 00:52:42,827 --> 00:52:43,661 It's a cave. 1171 00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:44,429 Kristy: It's a cave? 1172 00:52:44,429 --> 00:52:45,129 Let me see! 1173 00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:45,763 Let me see! 1174 00:52:45,763 --> 00:52:46,997 Let me see! 1175 00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:48,799 Max: Right over there to the right. 1176 00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:49,600 Kristy: Right. 1177 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:50,635 Max: Uh-huh. 1178 00:52:50,668 --> 00:52:52,337 Kristy: Oh, you're a genius! 1179 00:52:52,337 --> 00:52:53,771 You found my gold! 1180 00:52:53,771 --> 00:52:54,639 Let's go! 1181 00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:55,506 Let's go! 1182 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:56,674 Josh: Yay! 1183 00:52:56,707 --> 00:53:00,378 (pop music) 1184 00:53:00,445 --> 00:53:01,145 Max: All right. 1185 00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:02,046 We're almost there. 1186 00:53:02,046 --> 00:53:03,314 We better get our jackets out. 1187 00:53:03,348 --> 00:53:04,382 It's going to be cold inside. 1188 00:53:04,382 --> 00:53:05,983 Kristy: Okay. 1189 00:53:11,889 --> 00:53:13,824 Josh: It's dark in there. 1190 00:53:13,858 --> 00:53:15,460 Max: Let's go! 1191 00:53:15,460 --> 00:53:17,161 Be careful. 1192 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:19,196 There may be really large bats inside. 1193 00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:19,864 Kristy: What? 1194 00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:21,031 Max: Just kidding. 1195 00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:29,874 (pop music) 1196 00:53:29,907 --> 00:53:32,910 (sinister music) 1197 00:53:32,910 --> 00:53:36,914 (footsteps) 1198 00:53:36,981 --> 00:53:39,183 Kristy: Someone's already been in here. 1199 00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:40,418 Josh: Yeah, yeah. 1200 00:53:40,418 --> 00:53:44,088 I think I saw some big foot tracks down there. 1201 00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:50,428 (farting sound) 1202 00:53:50,495 --> 00:53:52,162 Kristy: Oh my God! 1203 00:53:52,162 --> 00:53:53,264 Please! 1204 00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:54,265 Max: Wasn't me. 1205 00:53:54,332 --> 00:53:55,833 Josh: My bad. 1206 00:53:55,833 --> 00:53:58,202 It's all this kneeling down. 1207 00:54:00,605 --> 00:54:01,606 Max: What the hell? 1208 00:54:01,606 --> 00:54:02,707 It's a dead end. 1209 00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:03,741 Josh: This can't be right. 1210 00:54:03,741 --> 00:54:06,110 Check the coordinates again. 1211 00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:09,580 (beeping sounds) 1212 00:54:09,614 --> 00:54:11,549 Max: They're right. 1213 00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:12,249 Kristy: Open it. 1214 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:14,419 Maybe it's a door. 1215 00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:16,587 (metal thunk) 1216 00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:18,956 Max: No, it's a metal plate. 1217 00:54:19,023 --> 00:54:21,926 Let me see if I can push it open. 1218 00:54:21,926 --> 00:54:24,395 There is something blocking it. 1219 00:54:24,429 --> 00:54:25,195 Kristy: Look! 1220 00:54:25,195 --> 00:54:26,897 I found something. 1221 00:54:26,931 --> 00:54:28,466 Josh: Let me see. 1222 00:54:28,466 --> 00:54:32,570 That's a key, but I don't see a key hole. 1223 00:54:32,603 --> 00:54:33,604 (beeping sound) 1224 00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:34,805 Kristy: What's that? 1225 00:54:34,805 --> 00:54:37,608 Max: Uh, it's a little something Santa left me. 1226 00:54:37,608 --> 00:54:40,411 (beeping sounds) 1227 00:54:40,445 --> 00:54:41,779 Kristy: What? 1228 00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:44,214 Max: All right guys, back up. 1229 00:54:44,214 --> 00:54:45,583 We only got a couple of seconds. 1230 00:54:45,616 --> 00:54:52,957 (beeping sounds) 1231 00:54:52,957 --> 00:54:54,124 (whooshing sounds) 1232 00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:56,627 (upbeat music) (whooshing sounds) 1233 00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:57,294 (tiny explosion) 1234 00:54:57,328 --> 00:55:02,099 Female: (screams) 1235 00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:04,635 (bumping sound) 1236 00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:06,437 Director: Cut, cut, cut! 1237 00:55:06,471 --> 00:55:07,304 Why would you ...? 1238 00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:08,973 Who, who iz du? 1239 00:55:08,973 --> 00:55:10,641 You ruin my shot! 1240 00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:11,609 You ruin my shot! 1241 00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:12,810 Why you do that? 1242 00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:14,679 Marty, did you hire deez extraz? 1243 00:55:14,745 --> 00:55:16,914 You so fired! 1244 00:55:16,914 --> 00:55:18,115 You so fired! 1245 00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:21,318 Marty, Marty, did you hire the extraz here? 1246 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:22,787 Why Marty, Marty, who deez extra? 1247 00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:23,488 Did you order them? 1248 00:55:23,488 --> 00:55:24,655 Marty: I don't know. 1249 00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:25,289 Director: You make it a boom then a bang? 1250 00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:26,023 Whatchu do? 1251 00:55:26,023 --> 00:55:26,857 Marty: No, no, no no. 1252 00:55:26,857 --> 00:55:28,025 Director: Let me see that. 1253 00:55:28,025 --> 00:55:29,360 Marty, you're fired! 1254 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:30,495 You're fired! 1255 00:55:30,495 --> 00:55:32,963 Shizah, fuzzah! 1256 00:55:32,997 --> 00:55:34,164 You're all fired! 1257 00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:35,366 You're all fired! 1258 00:55:35,433 --> 00:55:36,801 Get off of my set! 1259 00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:40,204 Max: (laughs) 1260 00:55:40,204 --> 00:55:42,840 Josh: Well, that obviously wasn't the right coordinates. 1261 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:43,708 Max: It's the right place. 1262 00:55:43,774 --> 00:55:45,109 We must be just off a little. 1263 00:55:45,109 --> 00:55:46,811 Kristy: But we are at the cave. 1264 00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:49,346 Max: It covers a lot of area, Kristy. 1265 00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:52,349 Let's go back to the camp and try this again in the morning, 1266 00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:53,984 when we have the exact coordinates. 1267 00:55:54,018 --> 00:55:55,119 Josh: That sounds like a plan. 1268 00:55:55,119 --> 00:55:56,454 Max: All right, move on. 1269 00:55:56,454 --> 00:55:58,523 Josh: Now did anyone else find that a little odd? 1270 00:55:58,523 --> 00:56:00,357 Max: No, not at all. 1271 00:56:00,391 --> 00:56:01,559 Kristy: What do you expect? 1272 00:56:01,559 --> 00:56:04,061 It's Daddy's movie ranch. 1273 00:56:05,062 --> 00:56:06,196 (sinister music) 1274 00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:07,698 (farting sound) 1275 00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:09,567 Higan: Spicy. 1276 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:13,871 (thumping sounds) 1277 00:56:13,971 --> 00:56:14,672 (knocking sounds) 1278 00:56:14,805 --> 00:56:17,307 Erik: Hello. 1279 00:56:18,075 --> 00:56:20,978 Victor: Way to look out, Higans. 1280 00:56:21,579 --> 00:56:24,882 Erik: Do you want to hear what I got or not? 1281 00:56:33,558 --> 00:56:36,193 Victor: This changes the whole playing field now, doesn't it? 1282 00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:38,596 Erik: Now, you promise no one will get hurt, right? 1283 00:56:38,596 --> 00:56:39,697 Victor: Yeah, nobody gets hurt. 1284 00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:41,566 Erik: Get the cash and return the girl? 1285 00:56:41,566 --> 00:56:42,733 Victor: Just the cash. 1286 00:56:42,767 --> 00:56:45,603 (thumping sounds) 1287 00:56:45,603 --> 00:56:47,037 Erik: You're going to hit her with a dart or something? 1288 00:56:47,071 --> 00:56:48,105 What are you doing? 1289 00:56:48,105 --> 00:56:49,206 Victor: I don't know. 1290 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:50,274 Erik: What do you mean you don't know? 1291 00:56:50,274 --> 00:56:51,375 Victor: Nobody is going to get hurt. 1292 00:56:51,842 --> 00:56:53,343 Erik: Alright, no one will get hurt then? (thumping sound) 1293 00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,345 Why do you keep throwing darts when you say no one is going to get hurt? 1294 00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:56,413 Are you going to hurt her with a dart or something? 1295 00:56:56,547 --> 00:56:58,683 Victor: Just the cash, that's all I want. 1296 00:56:58,683 --> 00:56:59,550 (thumping sound) 1297 00:56:59,584 --> 00:57:00,918 Erik: You're doing it again! 1298 00:57:00,918 --> 00:57:02,286 Are you saying 'yes' to the cash and 'no' to the hurt? 1299 00:57:02,286 --> 00:57:04,455 Victor: Just the cash, no girl. 1300 00:57:04,455 --> 00:57:06,390 Erik: I gave you that knowing that you wouldn't hurt her. 1301 00:57:06,524 --> 00:57:07,391 (thumping sound) 1302 00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:08,626 You're not convincing me here. 1303 00:57:08,626 --> 00:57:09,393 Are you all right? 1304 00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:10,528 I mean it's ... 1305 00:57:10,528 --> 00:57:12,463 You just want cash and returning girl? 1306 00:57:12,463 --> 00:57:14,131 Victor: Just the cash. 1307 00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:17,434 Erik: Okay. 1308 00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:18,035 Okay. 1309 00:57:18,035 --> 00:57:18,936 Victor: Good. 1310 00:57:18,936 --> 00:57:21,405 Erik: Nice place you have here. 1311 00:57:22,206 --> 00:57:23,073 Victor: Higans. 1312 00:57:23,107 --> 00:57:25,275 (thumping sound) 1313 00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:30,447 Kristy: Ruffy! 1314 00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:31,115 Ruffy! 1315 00:57:31,115 --> 00:57:32,116 Ruffy's missing! 1316 00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:33,117 Where could she be? 1317 00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:34,284 Estelle: Oh no, that's horrible! 1318 00:57:34,284 --> 00:57:35,486 Max: When was the last time you saw her? 1319 00:57:35,486 --> 00:57:38,122 Kristy: She was sleeping next to me like always! 1320 00:57:38,122 --> 00:57:39,456 Estelle: It's going to be okay. 1321 00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:40,791 We're going to find her. 1322 00:57:40,825 --> 00:57:41,992 Max: Okay everybody, let's, uh, let's check the area. 1323 00:57:42,059 --> 00:57:43,160 Estelle: We're going to find her, come on. 1324 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:44,328 Estelle: Just go over there. 1325 00:57:44,328 --> 00:57:45,329 Ruffy! 1326 00:57:45,395 --> 00:57:46,130 Kristy: Ruffy! 1327 00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:47,297 My little girl! 1328 00:57:47,331 --> 00:57:48,633 Erik: I'm sure we'll find her. 1329 00:57:48,633 --> 00:57:50,935 She's probably around here somewhere taking a whiz. 1330 00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:51,969 Kristy: But what if ... 1331 00:57:51,969 --> 00:57:52,970 Josh: Ruffy! 1332 00:57:52,970 --> 00:57:54,304 Max: That way, Joshy. 1333 00:57:54,304 --> 00:57:55,339 Estelle: Ruffy! 1334 00:57:55,405 --> 00:57:56,406 Max: Ruffy! 1335 00:57:56,406 --> 00:57:57,241 Estelle: Come here! 1336 00:57:57,241 --> 00:57:59,409 Josh: Ruffy! 1337 00:58:00,144 --> 00:58:01,646 Erik: Oh, I, I think I ... 1338 00:58:01,646 --> 00:58:03,313 No, that's not her. 1339 00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:04,649 Thought I saw something. 1340 00:58:04,649 --> 00:58:06,684 Josh: Ruffy! 1341 00:58:06,684 --> 00:58:08,018 Estelle: This is bad. 1342 00:58:08,018 --> 00:58:11,789 If we don't find Ruffy, it's like a year of therapy. 1343 00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:13,824 Max: Ruffy! 1344 00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:15,492 Kristy: Ruffy! 1345 00:58:15,526 --> 00:58:22,032 Erik: Ruffy, where are you? (laughs) 1346 00:58:22,099 --> 00:58:25,603 Probably coyote food (laughs). 1347 00:58:25,603 --> 00:58:26,937 Kristy: Ruffy! 1348 00:58:26,937 --> 00:58:29,707 (sinister music) 1349 00:58:29,707 --> 00:58:31,208 Ruffy! 1350 00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:34,879 Ruffy! 1351 00:58:39,383 --> 00:58:40,685 Ruffy! 1352 00:58:43,688 --> 00:58:44,855 Victor! 1353 00:58:44,889 --> 00:58:46,557 What are you doing here? 1354 00:58:46,624 --> 00:58:47,191 (punching sound) 1355 00:58:47,191 --> 00:58:47,858 Victor: Oh! 1356 00:58:47,858 --> 00:58:48,826 (punching sound) 1357 00:58:53,197 --> 00:58:55,566 Reeza, you hit me in the mouth. 1358 00:58:55,633 --> 00:58:57,534 Reeza: Sorry, boss. 1359 00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:59,236 Victor: You don't seem sorry. 1360 00:58:59,303 --> 00:59:00,404 It hurt. 1361 00:59:00,404 --> 00:59:01,538 (sinister music) 1362 00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:06,877 Kristy: (mumbles) 1363 00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:10,347 (sinister music) 1364 00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:14,885 (barking sound) 1365 00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:18,222 Kristy: (mumbles) Ruffy, Ruffy! 1366 00:59:18,222 --> 00:59:21,726 Victor: I'll be taking that. 1367 00:59:21,726 --> 00:59:26,697 Okay everybody, as of right now the plan goes into effect. 1368 00:59:26,731 --> 00:59:28,565 You whiny little brat! 1369 00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:31,068 Thought you could outsmart me, didn't ya? 1370 00:59:31,068 --> 00:59:32,737 Reeza: Victor! 1371 00:59:32,737 --> 00:59:33,270 Victor: Oh right. 1372 00:59:33,337 --> 00:59:34,238 Gotta go! 1373 00:59:34,238 --> 00:59:37,574 Kristy: (mumbles) Ruffy, Ruffy! 1374 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:40,377 (sinister music) 1375 00:59:40,410 --> 00:59:42,913 (barking sounds) 1376 00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:48,919 (barking sounds) 1377 00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:53,758 Max: Ruffy is back, and she's dragging something. 1378 00:59:59,529 --> 01:00:01,699 It's addressed to "Prince Benedict". 1379 01:00:01,699 --> 01:00:03,934 Josh: Let me see that. 1380 01:00:07,872 --> 01:00:11,475 "We've got your pain in the ass of a sister. 1381 01:00:11,475 --> 01:00:15,112 "That spoiled, uneducated, miserly, two-timing ..." 1382 01:00:15,112 --> 01:00:17,281 I mean it just keeps going. 1383 01:00:17,281 --> 01:00:19,483 "If you want to see her alive again, 1384 01:00:19,549 --> 01:00:22,987 "put the coordinates for the treasure in a brown paper bag. 1385 01:00:22,987 --> 01:00:26,090 "Leave it under the wagon wheel next to the oil drum 1386 01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:29,293 "by the tree next to the red rock gas station. 1387 01:00:29,293 --> 01:00:32,763 "Bring the coordinates, and we'll bring the princess from hell." 1388 01:00:32,797 --> 01:00:35,966 It says, "We are very desperate ex-communists from Spain." 1389 01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:37,768 No, Spain is crossed out. 1390 01:00:37,802 --> 01:00:42,306 "Kazakhstan," spelled incorrectly, is put in its place. 1391 01:00:42,306 --> 01:00:45,976 Max: So were obviously dealing with professionals here. 1392 01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:48,312 What the hell are we going to do? 1393 01:00:49,179 --> 01:00:50,347 Josh: I want to get to the car. 1394 01:00:50,347 --> 01:00:51,782 My phone's in there. 1395 01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:53,784 (serious music) 1396 01:00:53,818 --> 01:00:55,152 Gerard: Thanks, Josh. 1397 01:00:58,655 --> 01:01:01,158 Eddie, I'm afraid my suspicions were right. 1398 01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:03,527 They've kidnapped Kristy. 1399 01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:08,999 (dialing phone) 1400 01:01:09,834 --> 01:01:11,836 Put me through to Lester Perkins. 1401 01:01:11,836 --> 01:01:13,170 Josh: Hey, it's almost 12 o'clock. 1402 01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:14,471 We should get going. 1403 01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:16,206 Max: Yeah, I hope Eddie can track them from here. 1404 01:01:16,206 --> 01:01:18,042 I have a feeling she's real close. 1405 01:01:18,108 --> 01:01:19,710 Josh: And then what are we going to do? 1406 01:01:19,710 --> 01:01:22,012 Max: The hell if I know. 1407 01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:24,982 Josh: That's comforting. 1408 01:01:25,950 --> 01:01:28,652 (sinister music) (birds squawking) 1409 01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:34,358 Kristy: (mumbles) 1410 01:01:34,358 --> 01:01:35,025 Erik: What? 1411 01:01:35,025 --> 01:01:36,526 Kristy: (mumbles) 1412 01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:37,294 Erik: What? 1413 01:01:37,294 --> 01:01:38,729 Kristy: (mumbles) 1414 01:01:38,729 --> 01:01:39,864 Erik: What? 1415 01:01:39,864 --> 01:01:41,031 I can't understand a word you're saying. 1416 01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:42,666 Kristy: (mumbles) 1417 01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:45,369 Erik: Oh for God's sakes. 1418 01:01:45,369 --> 01:01:46,570 Kristy: Ouch! 1419 01:01:46,570 --> 01:01:48,705 You are the one who let Ruffy out, aren't you? 1420 01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:49,639 Erik: Ruffy's back. 1421 01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:50,741 She's fine. 1422 01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:53,377 I would never have hurt her, okay? 1423 01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:55,045 Just relax. 1424 01:01:56,580 --> 01:01:57,848 Kristy: Erik. 1425 01:01:57,882 --> 01:01:58,983 Erik: What? 1426 01:01:58,983 --> 01:02:00,650 Kristy: These ropes are hurting me. 1427 01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:02,887 Erik: Don't tell me a girl like you has never been tied up before. 1428 01:02:02,887 --> 01:02:04,889 I'm sure you're enjoying it, okay. 1429 01:02:04,922 --> 01:02:06,590 Kristy: But they are too tight. 1430 01:02:06,656 --> 01:02:07,691 Erik: What's wrong with being tied up? 1431 01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:09,326 It's nice to be tied up sometimes. 1432 01:02:09,326 --> 01:02:11,028 Don't you like being ... I like being tied up sometimes, you know. 1433 01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:12,229 It's kind of cool. 1434 01:02:12,229 --> 01:02:16,266 Just sit back and go with it, okay? 1435 01:02:16,266 --> 01:02:19,369 Kristy: I'll give you a surprise. 1436 01:02:19,403 --> 01:02:20,170 Erik: Really? 1437 01:02:20,170 --> 01:02:22,372 Kristy: Mm-hmm. 1438 01:02:22,907 --> 01:02:24,041 Erik: Ah, what the hell. 1439 01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:25,742 This is all going to crap anyway, right? 1440 01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:27,878 I mean, you're going to give me a surprise, 1441 01:02:27,912 --> 01:02:31,248 and I'm sure into that because you've got a couple of nice surprises there, 1442 01:02:31,248 --> 01:02:32,382 if you know what I mean. 1443 01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:33,417 They look pretty nice. 1444 01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:34,584 Kristy: All right, here it goes. 1445 01:02:34,584 --> 01:02:36,954 (slaps) That's for staring at my breasts! 1446 01:02:36,954 --> 01:02:39,790 (slaps) That's for letting Ruffy out! 1447 01:02:39,857 --> 01:02:42,026 And that's for pissing me off! 1448 01:02:42,026 --> 01:02:44,261 Erik: Ow! 1449 01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:46,630 (high-pitched voice) What's up, Higans? 1450 01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:48,799 Reeza: Sit down, bitch! 1451 01:02:48,799 --> 01:02:52,069 Kristy: Nobody calls me bitch, bitch! 1452 01:02:52,102 --> 01:02:55,105 Higan: Don't you just love a good bitch fight? 1453 01:02:55,105 --> 01:02:57,107 Erik: I beg your pardon, sir. 1454 01:02:57,107 --> 01:02:59,443 Those two happen to be beautiful ladies. 1455 01:02:59,443 --> 01:03:01,578 I'll give you five to one on the one with the big rack. 1456 01:03:01,611 --> 01:03:02,813 Higan: Don't bet on her. 1457 01:03:02,813 --> 01:03:04,648 She's going to be dead when Gloria gets here. 1458 01:03:04,714 --> 01:03:05,549 (punching sound) 1459 01:03:05,549 --> 01:03:06,917 Kristy: Ah, ow! 1460 01:03:06,951 --> 01:03:08,318 Higan: In fact, so are you. 1461 01:03:08,318 --> 01:03:09,619 (sinister music) 1462 01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:10,754 Higan: (laughs) 1463 01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,789 Erik: I think I forgot to lock my car. 1464 01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:14,591 Oh (laughs). 1465 01:03:14,624 --> 01:03:16,961 All righty, you want to do this? 1466 01:03:16,961 --> 01:03:17,627 Okay. 1467 01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:18,795 Okie dokie. 1468 01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:20,464 Kristy: (grunts) 1469 01:03:20,497 --> 01:03:21,966 Erik: I'll be back to deal with you later, sugar plums (kissing sound). 1470 01:03:21,966 --> 01:03:23,633 Daddy's going to go to work. 1471 01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:24,835 All right, meat head. 1472 01:03:24,902 --> 01:03:26,603 How about this? (punching sound) 1473 01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:27,804 You like that? (laughs) 1474 01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:28,472 (punching sound) 1475 01:03:28,472 --> 01:03:28,973 I got another one! 1476 01:03:29,006 --> 01:03:30,107 Oh yeah! 1477 01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:31,141 Oh, okay, you want to still stand, huh? 1478 01:03:31,141 --> 01:03:32,142 (punching sound) Come on now! 1479 01:03:32,142 --> 01:03:33,277 (punching sound) Aah! 1480 01:03:33,310 --> 01:03:34,311 (laughs) 1481 01:03:34,311 --> 01:03:36,280 You son of bitch, I hate you! 1482 01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:37,314 Oh my God! 1483 01:03:37,314 --> 01:03:38,148 Oh! 1484 01:03:38,148 --> 01:03:39,816 Look, I'm not a good dancer! 1485 01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:40,517 Oh! 1486 01:03:40,584 --> 01:03:42,819 (punching sound) Oh! 1487 01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:44,989 (thumping sound) 1488 01:03:44,989 --> 01:03:48,993 Higans: (coughs) 1489 01:03:48,993 --> 01:03:55,966 Erik: (laughs) I can't believe you just swallowed the dart. 1490 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,167 Oh! 1491 01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:58,435 Little sugar wants to dance, I see. 1492 01:03:58,435 --> 01:03:59,636 Ow! 1493 01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:01,605 I don't kiss on a first date. 1494 01:04:01,605 --> 01:04:06,176 (sinister music) 1495 01:04:06,176 --> 01:04:09,313 Reeza: I am tired of this. 1496 01:04:09,346 --> 01:04:11,048 (punching sound) 1497 01:04:11,048 --> 01:04:13,350 (action music) 1498 01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:19,023 Kristy: (grunts) 1499 01:04:20,724 --> 01:04:22,526 Reeza: You bitch! 1500 01:04:22,526 --> 01:04:27,731 (grunts) 1501 01:04:27,797 --> 01:04:33,337 (slapping sounds) (grunts) 1502 01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:33,904 (thud) 1503 01:04:33,904 --> 01:04:35,239 Reeza: Ow! 1504 01:04:37,975 --> 01:04:42,812 Erik: I told you I'd get you, sweet cheeks (laughs). 1505 01:04:42,812 --> 01:04:45,315 If I were you, I'd run. 1506 01:04:45,315 --> 01:04:47,918 Kristy: I'm taking this. 1507 01:04:47,918 --> 01:04:50,720 Erik: Thanks for the surprise. 1508 01:04:53,757 --> 01:05:06,536 (suspense music) 1509 01:05:06,570 --> 01:05:07,571 (car door closes) 1510 01:05:07,571 --> 01:05:16,346 (suspense music) 1511 01:05:16,346 --> 01:05:20,217 (car motor runs) 1512 01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:25,956 (sinister music) 1513 01:05:25,956 --> 01:05:29,226 GPS (v.o.): Turn left 30 feet. 1514 01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:31,361 Turn right at next junction. 1515 01:05:31,361 --> 01:05:32,762 Go straight. 1516 01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:33,730 Stop. 1517 01:05:33,763 --> 01:05:35,799 This is a dead end. 1518 01:05:35,799 --> 01:05:37,067 Go back. 1519 01:05:37,101 --> 01:05:38,535 Turn left. 1520 01:05:38,535 --> 01:05:39,903 Turn right. 1521 01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:41,438 Go back. 1522 01:05:41,438 --> 01:05:42,772 Turn around. 1523 01:05:42,772 --> 01:05:46,276 Circle back 50 feet and turn left. 1524 01:05:46,310 --> 01:05:47,777 Stop. 1525 01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:48,912 Go back. 1526 01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:50,447 Where are you going? 1527 01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:51,948 Go straight. 1528 01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:53,283 Turn right. 1529 01:05:53,317 --> 01:05:54,584 10 feet. 1530 01:05:54,618 --> 01:05:55,986 Where are you going? 1531 01:05:55,986 --> 01:05:56,820 Victor: Rats! 1532 01:05:56,820 --> 01:05:58,989 GPS (v.o.): You are lost. 1533 01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:12,302 (sinister music) (birds squawking) 1534 01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:14,304 Josh: What is Victor doing here? 1535 01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:34,791 (fast-paced music) 1536 01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:48,772 (lighthearted music) 1537 01:06:48,772 --> 01:06:50,107 (car horn honking) 1538 01:06:50,107 --> 01:06:51,641 Kristy: Eddie! 1539 01:06:51,675 --> 01:07:12,562 (lighthearted music) 1540 01:07:12,562 --> 01:07:18,235 (fast-paced music) 1541 01:07:18,302 --> 01:07:20,170 Josh: We might be making a mistake giving him the coordinates. 1542 01:07:20,204 --> 01:07:24,374 (phone ringing) 1543 01:07:24,374 --> 01:07:25,542 Hello? 1544 01:07:25,575 --> 01:07:27,010 Yeah? 1545 01:07:27,911 --> 01:07:29,513 Eddie has Kristy. 1546 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:34,050 (sinister music) 1547 01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:35,585 Max: Let's go get Kristy. 1548 01:07:35,585 --> 01:07:37,221 I'm driving. 1549 01:07:37,221 --> 01:07:37,921 Josh: Okay, I'm coming. 1550 01:07:37,987 --> 01:07:38,988 Bye. 1551 01:07:38,988 --> 01:07:42,926 (motor running) 1552 01:07:42,926 --> 01:07:46,930 GPS (v.o.): Turn left, Butte Road, 200 feet ahead. 1553 01:07:46,930 --> 01:07:47,931 Victor: I have a question, ma'am. 1554 01:07:47,931 --> 01:07:49,266 Are these the right directions? 1555 01:07:49,266 --> 01:07:52,602 GPS (v.o.): Turn right, Burma Road, 50 feet ahead. 1556 01:07:52,736 --> 01:07:53,903 Reeza: You heard the lady. 1557 01:07:53,937 --> 01:07:54,904 Turn right! 1558 01:07:54,904 --> 01:07:57,407 (screaming) 1559 01:07:57,407 --> 01:07:59,943 Higan: You are going to get us killed! 1560 01:08:00,009 --> 01:08:00,710 (tires screeching) 1561 01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:01,745 Victor: Whoa, whoa! 1562 01:08:01,745 --> 01:08:04,248 No back-seat driving! 1563 01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:13,757 (fast-paced music) 1564 01:08:13,757 --> 01:08:15,925 If you two shut your mouth every once in a while 1565 01:08:15,959 --> 01:08:18,295 and you figure out where I'm going! 1566 01:08:18,295 --> 01:08:20,630 All right, let's get to work. 1567 01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:23,267 Yeah, we 'otta figure. 1568 01:08:23,933 --> 01:08:24,768 Hey Higans, give me your ... 1569 01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:25,602 Higan: No, no boss. 1570 01:08:25,602 --> 01:08:26,536 This mine. 1571 01:08:26,536 --> 01:08:27,737 Victor: Come on, Higans. 1572 01:08:27,771 --> 01:08:28,938 Higans: I'm big guy. 1573 01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:30,106 Victor: You know, you're disrespectful, Higans. 1574 01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:31,241 (car motor sounds) 1575 01:08:31,275 --> 01:08:33,443 Kristy: Oh my gosh, Eddie, it's them! 1576 01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:34,744 Victor: Well, well, well. 1577 01:08:34,778 --> 01:08:35,779 (sinister music) 1578 01:08:35,779 --> 01:08:37,747 I'll handle this. 1579 01:08:37,781 --> 01:08:39,115 Well, isn't this cute? 1580 01:08:39,115 --> 01:08:41,117 (laughs) Coming around, huh? 1581 01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:42,752 You want it with the right, you want it with the left, 1582 01:08:42,786 --> 01:08:44,954 or should I pile drive you into the dirt? 1583 01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:45,789 Oh boy! 1584 01:08:45,789 --> 01:08:46,956 Kristy: (gasps) 1585 01:08:46,956 --> 01:08:47,757 Victor: Ahh. 1586 01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:50,126 (fast-paced music) 1587 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:51,395 Kristy: Good job, Eddie! 1588 01:08:51,395 --> 01:08:54,898 Victor: I will ... aah! 1589 01:08:54,898 --> 01:08:57,767 I will pile you into the dirt, you little creep! 1590 01:08:57,801 --> 01:08:59,469 Yeah, you need a bat! 1591 01:08:59,469 --> 01:09:00,904 Get me out of this thing! 1592 01:09:00,904 --> 01:09:02,506 Higans, take care of that. 1593 01:09:02,506 --> 01:09:03,106 Kristy: Max! 1594 01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:04,007 Max: Kristy! 1595 01:09:05,809 --> 01:09:07,477 Higan: What's up, pretty boy? 1596 01:09:07,511 --> 01:09:08,678 Want a piece of this? 1597 01:09:08,745 --> 01:09:09,313 Max: Oh yeah? 1598 01:09:09,313 --> 01:09:10,447 Bring it on! 1599 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:15,819 (police siren) 1600 01:09:15,819 --> 01:09:17,687 (sinister music) 1601 01:09:17,754 --> 01:09:18,788 Erik: Nobody move! 1602 01:09:18,822 --> 01:09:21,157 Kristy: Erik, what is this all about? 1603 01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:24,194 Erik: Well, Kristy, Gloria and her brother, Victor, over here 1604 01:09:24,194 --> 01:09:28,865 have been siphoning millions off your inheritance from your estate. 1605 01:09:28,932 --> 01:09:29,833 Reeza: You idiot! 1606 01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:31,968 Victor: Ahhhhh, get her off me! 1607 01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:33,203 Reeza: Idiot! 1608 01:09:33,203 --> 01:09:35,539 Erik: Reeza, why don't you give it a break, okay? 1609 01:09:35,539 --> 01:09:37,207 Victor: You heard him, give it a rest! 1610 01:09:37,274 --> 01:09:39,142 Erik: Lester Perkins, FBI. 1611 01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:42,279 (whooshing sounds) 1612 01:09:42,279 --> 01:09:43,780 Josh: What? 1613 01:09:43,780 --> 01:09:45,982 Victor: I thought you were an actor. 1614 01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:48,184 Erik: Actually, I have more aspirations of being a director. 1615 01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:49,353 Josh: Whoa, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry. 1616 01:09:49,353 --> 01:09:51,187 I'm just, I'm just trying to figure this out. 1617 01:09:51,221 --> 01:09:55,659 So you're a mole for my Dad, a spy for Reeza, a driver for my sister, 1618 01:09:55,692 --> 01:09:58,194 and an FBI agent? 1619 01:09:58,194 --> 01:09:59,296 Erik/Lester: Yeah. 1620 01:09:59,296 --> 01:10:00,997 Josh: With aspirations to act and direct? 1621 01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:03,233 Erik/Lester: Yeah (laughs), that pretty much sums it up. 1622 01:10:03,233 --> 01:10:04,334 Josh: Wow! 1623 01:10:04,368 --> 01:10:07,304 Does that make you a quadruple-agent? 1624 01:10:07,304 --> 01:10:08,672 Erik/Lester: Yeah, I guess so, yeah. 1625 01:10:08,705 --> 01:10:11,375 Kristy: And I thought my life was complicated. 1626 01:10:11,375 --> 01:10:14,711 Erik/Lester: Victor here and Gloria have been planning this for God knows how long. 1627 01:10:14,744 --> 01:10:17,247 Took until the treasure hunt that this all came out in the open. 1628 01:10:17,314 --> 01:10:18,715 I'm really sorry I had to deceive you guys. 1629 01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:21,385 Josh: No, we thank you. 1630 01:10:21,418 --> 01:10:24,087 Erik/Lester: Well, we'll always have the hill (laughs). 1631 01:10:24,087 --> 01:10:26,556 It was a good fall there, Josh. 1632 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:28,858 All right! 1633 01:10:28,892 --> 01:10:35,332 (car starts) 1634 01:10:35,332 --> 01:10:39,068 Erik/Lester (v.o.): Now let's go get Gloria. 1635 01:10:40,069 --> 01:10:41,871 Josh: It's been a crazy week. 1636 01:10:41,905 --> 01:10:46,943 From the bar fights, falling down a mountain, being a part of an FBI sting. 1637 01:10:46,943 --> 01:10:52,048 Max: We should just have a rest over here and take a load off. 1638 01:10:52,081 --> 01:10:54,584 Josh: Hey, I have an idea. 1639 01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:57,287 I'm feeling kind of lucky about, about the day. 1640 01:10:57,287 --> 01:11:01,591 How about we give it one more shot with the treasure? 1641 01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:03,092 Max: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. 1642 01:11:03,126 --> 01:11:04,428 You're right. 1643 01:11:04,428 --> 01:11:06,262 Let me check the GPS. 1644 01:11:06,296 --> 01:11:07,764 (beeping sounds) 1645 01:11:07,764 --> 01:11:08,598 Wow. 1646 01:11:08,632 --> 01:11:09,399 We may just get lucky here. 1647 01:11:09,433 --> 01:11:10,199 Josh: Really? 1648 01:11:10,199 --> 01:11:11,735 Max: We're pretty close. 1649 01:11:11,768 --> 01:11:12,936 I'll have a look. 1650 01:11:12,936 --> 01:11:14,270 Josh: All right. 1651 01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:16,440 I'll just protect Kristy here. 1652 01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:17,307 I've got the bat. 1653 01:11:17,307 --> 01:11:19,409 Make sure she's safe. 1654 01:11:19,443 --> 01:11:21,945 Kristy: Thanks, Joshy. 1655 01:11:21,945 --> 01:11:23,279 Josh: Hey Eddie, how you doing? 1656 01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:26,483 Eddie: I'm just waiting to see how this all plays out. 1657 01:11:48,972 --> 01:11:50,840 Max: Wow. 1658 01:11:52,141 --> 01:11:54,944 This is worth a lot of money. 1659 01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:57,647 All right. 1660 01:11:59,649 --> 01:12:00,484 Josh: Oh! 1661 01:12:00,484 --> 01:12:01,451 Max: Found our treasure. 1662 01:12:01,485 --> 01:12:03,487 Josh: Let me see. 1663 01:12:03,487 --> 01:12:05,288 Happy birthday, sis. (lighthearted music) 1664 01:12:05,321 --> 01:12:06,490 Kristy: Thank you. 1665 01:12:06,490 --> 01:12:08,592 Josh: Do you have the key? 1666 01:12:09,926 --> 01:12:12,429 Kristy: It's already open. 1667 01:12:13,530 --> 01:12:14,631 Josh: Let's see what's inside. 1668 01:12:14,664 --> 01:12:16,165 Kristy: Okay. 1669 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:19,803 (lighthearted music) 1670 01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:21,505 It's a note. 1671 01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:27,210 "My Dear Princess, Happy Birthday. 1672 01:12:27,276 --> 01:12:28,978 "Never forget who you are. 1673 01:12:29,012 --> 01:12:33,517 "Remember and please live by what I always said: 1674 01:12:33,517 --> 01:12:37,521 "Live to love. 1675 01:12:37,521 --> 01:12:40,123 "I love you with all my heart. 1676 01:12:40,123 --> 01:12:44,728 "Forever, Mom." 1677 01:12:49,633 --> 01:12:51,668 It's a diary. 1678 01:12:54,704 --> 01:13:00,744 It's my mom's legacy, the proof of her heritage. 1679 01:13:00,744 --> 01:13:03,346 She was a real princess! 1680 01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:05,549 And that makes me ... 1681 01:13:05,549 --> 01:13:08,752 (lighthearted music) 1682 01:13:08,752 --> 01:13:10,887 Max: Princess. 1683 01:13:10,887 --> 01:13:13,256 Kristy: That's all I ever wanted to be. 1684 01:13:13,322 --> 01:13:15,492 Eddie: I always knew you're a princess. 1685 01:13:15,492 --> 01:13:19,228 Kristy: Thank you, Josh, for showing me what matters most in life. 1686 01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:23,399 Family, friends, and love. 1687 01:13:23,667 --> 01:13:24,267 (birds squawking) 1688 01:13:24,267 --> 01:13:24,868 (punching sound) 1689 01:13:24,901 --> 01:13:25,835 (screams) 1690 01:13:25,835 --> 01:13:26,870 Higan: Let it go! 1691 01:13:26,903 --> 01:13:27,571 Shut up! 1692 01:13:27,604 --> 01:13:29,038 (sinister music) 1693 01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:30,607 Max: Take that! 1694 01:13:30,607 --> 01:13:31,875 (thud) 1695 01:13:31,908 --> 01:13:34,744 (fast-paced music) 1696 01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:36,580 Josh: Aah! 1697 01:13:36,580 --> 01:13:37,380 Whoo! 1698 01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:38,247 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1699 01:13:38,247 --> 01:13:41,050 Oh, um, whoo, sorry. 1700 01:13:41,084 --> 01:13:42,251 Just got a little excited there. 1701 01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:44,253 I never punched anyone before. 1702 01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:52,762 (fast-paced music) 1703 01:13:52,796 --> 01:13:53,863 Eddie: That's two today! 1704 01:13:53,963 --> 01:13:54,964 I'm on a roll, man. 1705 01:13:54,964 --> 01:13:57,233 Josh: Eddie, handcuffs! 1706 01:14:05,609 --> 01:14:07,310 (dials phone) 1707 01:14:07,310 --> 01:14:08,244 Josh: Yo, Erik! 1708 01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:10,279 Umm, I forgot your real name. 1709 01:14:10,279 --> 01:14:11,380 Get back here. 1710 01:14:11,380 --> 01:14:13,216 I got another one for you. 1711 01:14:13,216 --> 01:14:14,450 Eddie: See you guys later! 1712 01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:15,619 (lighthearted music) 1713 01:14:15,619 --> 01:14:18,454 (car motor running) 1714 01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:23,927 (lighthearted music) 1715 01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:29,165 Max: Kristy, will you be my princess? 1716 01:14:29,165 --> 01:14:31,501 Please? 1717 01:14:31,501 --> 01:14:38,508 (soaring music) 1718 01:14:38,508 --> 01:14:40,610 Josh: Guys, please. 1719 01:14:40,644 --> 01:14:42,245 Can you wait, wait till later? 1720 01:14:42,245 --> 01:14:43,613 I mean I'm, I'm still here. 1721 01:14:43,647 --> 01:14:46,149 I think I just vomited a little bit in my mouth. 1722 01:14:46,149 --> 01:14:46,983 Can we please? 1723 01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:47,984 I need to take a shower. 1724 01:14:47,984 --> 01:14:49,786 I've been in the desert for 3 days. 1725 01:14:49,819 --> 01:14:51,320 Max: Wait a minute. 1726 01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:52,756 I know of a place. 1727 01:14:52,756 --> 01:14:53,623 Josh: Yeah? 1728 01:14:53,657 --> 01:14:55,992 Kristy: Is there any shopping? 1729 01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:59,495 Just kidding. 1730 01:15:00,597 --> 01:15:01,531 (laughs) 1731 01:15:01,531 --> 01:15:16,980 (soaring music) 1732 01:15:17,013 --> 01:15:21,517 Erik/Lester: Gloria, you're going away for a very, very long time. 1733 01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:23,953 Just take this around here. 1734 01:15:23,953 --> 01:15:24,854 Hang on a second. 1735 01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:28,157 Gloria: Oh for goodness' sake! 1736 01:15:28,191 --> 01:15:32,028 Erik/Lester: Oh, you're good at that (laughs). 1737 01:15:32,862 --> 01:15:33,897 Gloria: Damn! 1738 01:15:33,897 --> 01:15:35,398 Erik/Lester: Oopsie daisy (laughs). 1739 01:15:35,464 --> 01:15:37,634 You're going to probably need that (laughs). 1740 01:15:37,634 --> 01:15:38,568 There you go. 1741 01:15:38,568 --> 01:15:40,169 You need that in prison. 1742 01:15:40,203 --> 01:15:41,871 It's money. 1743 01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:43,640 Gerard, pleasure doing business with you. 1744 01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:45,508 Gerard: Lester Perkins, you're a good man. 1745 01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:47,210 Erik/Lester: Thank you. 1746 01:15:47,210 --> 01:15:49,979 Gloria: I am going to one of those country club prisons, am I not? 1747 01:15:49,979 --> 01:15:51,681 Erik/Lester: I'm afraid not. 1748 01:15:51,715 --> 01:15:53,883 You see, all those prisons are filled up with politicians at the moment. 1749 01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:56,986 You're going to maximum security prison. 1750 01:15:56,986 --> 01:15:59,522 Gloria: Well, maybe there is something we could work out. 1751 01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:01,557 Erik/Lester Well, I could send you to the loony bin. 1752 01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:03,893 They have nicer pillows, but that's because of the shock treatment. 1753 01:16:03,893 --> 01:16:05,561 Huh, let me think about it. 1754 01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:07,430 Take her away. 1755 01:16:08,164 --> 01:16:10,533 Gloria: Watch the nail! 1756 01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:13,569 Erik/Lester: Lester Perkins, FBI. 1757 01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:20,910 (upbeat music) 1758 01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:22,045 Josh: All right! 1759 01:16:22,078 --> 01:16:23,947 Max: My expert treasure hunting skills 1760 01:16:23,947 --> 01:16:28,417 leads me to believe that the gold is right ... 1761 01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:29,252 Kristy: Here! 1762 01:16:29,252 --> 01:16:29,886 Max: Wait! 1763 01:16:29,919 --> 01:16:35,091 (pop music) 1764 01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:36,626 (coins dropping) 1765 01:16:36,626 --> 01:16:41,264 (yelling) 1766 01:16:41,264 --> 01:16:42,065 Alex: Whoa, man! 1767 01:16:42,098 --> 01:16:43,432 What's happening here? 1768 01:16:43,432 --> 01:16:44,934 (coins dropping) 1769 01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:46,703 Josh: Isn't this crazy, man? 1770 01:16:46,703 --> 01:16:50,373 Hey, yo, can I see that real quick? 1771 01:16:51,775 --> 01:16:53,076 Alex: Are you sure you know what you're doing? 1772 01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:54,644 Josh: Let me teach you a little something. 1773 01:16:54,644 --> 01:16:57,246 Kristy: Josh, don't do it! 1774 01:16:57,280 --> 01:16:57,881 (yells) 1775 01:16:57,881 --> 01:16:58,381 Josh: Whoa! 1776 01:16:58,381 --> 01:16:59,282 (thud) 1777 01:16:59,282 --> 01:17:00,917 Alex: (laughs) I guess not, man. 1778 01:17:00,950 --> 01:17:02,285 Kristy: Are you okay, Joshy? 1779 01:17:02,285 --> 01:17:05,121 Max: Joshy, I thought you could skateboard (laughs) 1780 01:17:05,121 --> 01:17:17,633 (pop music) 1781 01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:20,569 Josh (v.o.): So now you know how I ended up here, 1782 01:17:20,569 --> 01:17:24,573 surrounded by the gold and the beautiful. 1783 01:17:24,573 --> 01:17:48,832 (tender song) 1784 01:17:48,832 --> 01:17:53,202 After the transformation in the desert and getting her inheritance back, 1785 01:17:53,269 --> 01:17:56,639 Kristy founded a charity for single parent kids, 1786 01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:57,606 C.A.P. 1787 01:17:57,606 --> 01:18:07,116 (tender song) 1788 01:18:07,116 --> 01:18:08,651 Kristy: What a lucky girl. 1789 01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:25,234 (tender song) 1790 01:18:25,234 --> 01:18:29,538 Max: Princess, will you marry me? 1791 01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:33,743 Kristy: Yes, yes, yes, yes! 1792 01:18:33,877 --> 01:18:36,212 Josh (v.o.): And they lived happily ever after. 1793 01:18:36,212 --> 01:18:38,381 Mission accomplished! 1794 01:18:38,381 --> 01:18:39,182 Or not. 1795 01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:40,649 (record skipping) 1796 01:18:40,917 --> 01:18:43,920 Max: So, is Kristy really a princess? 1797 01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:46,923 Gerard: (laughs) 1798 01:18:47,423 --> 01:18:48,057 (whooshing sound) 1799 01:18:48,057 --> 01:18:49,926 (upbeat music) 1800 01:18:49,993 --> 01:18:51,995 Josh (v.o.): So the treasure hunt did change Kristy. 1801 01:18:51,995 --> 01:18:54,263 (pop song) 1802 01:18:54,263 --> 01:18:56,032 Okay, but not all that much. 1803 01:18:56,065 --> 01:18:58,401 (pop song) 1804 01:18:58,401 --> 01:19:02,405 The only downside was we had to rush little Ruffy back into therapy. 1805 01:19:02,405 --> 01:19:04,273 (dog barking) 1806 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:09,045 It seems the trauma of the treasure hunt had given poor Ruffy an eating disorder. 1807 01:19:09,078 --> 01:19:13,917 (pop song) 1808 01:19:13,917 --> 01:19:17,921 (barking sounds) 1809 01:19:17,921 --> 01:19:19,923 (plane flying sound) 1810 01:19:19,923 --> 01:19:23,592 So in the end, Kristy will always be Kristy. 1811 01:19:23,592 --> 01:19:25,594 And we love her just the way she is. 1812 01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:26,762 Kristy: (screams) 1813 01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:28,932 Josh (v.o.): Well, most of the time (laughs) 1814 01:19:29,032 --> 01:19:30,566 Kristy: Where is my latte? 1815 01:19:30,599 --> 01:19:33,269 I simply cannot function without my latte! 1816 01:19:33,269 --> 01:19:37,941 (pop song) 1817 01:19:37,941 --> 01:19:38,942 I'm okay. 1818 01:19:38,942 --> 01:19:40,143 (whirring sound) 1819 01:19:40,143 --> 01:19:42,145 (pop song) 1820 01:19:42,211 --> 01:19:45,414 (camera clicks) 1821 01:19:45,448 --> 01:21:39,996 (pop song) 1822 01:21:39,996 --> 01:21:56,612 (tender song) 124185

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