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[MAN]
PULL THAT IN THERE.
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RIGHT BACK TO HOME.
LET'S MOVE IT.
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[BOY]
YEAH, NOT BAD, NOT BAD.
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OKAY, LET'S
GO FOR TWO NOW.
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OKAY, GO FOR THE BUNT.
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EVERYBODY STAY ALIVE.
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GO!
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41, 42, 43, 44, 45,
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46, 47, 48, 49, AND 50.
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OKAY, ON YOUR BACK.
20 SIT-UPS.
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COME ON.
HIT THE DECK.
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♪ AND ONE, TWO, THREE,
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♪ FOUR, FIVE, SIX,
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♪ SEVEN...
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♪ [RADIO]
TEMPERATURE TODAY IS
EXPECTED TO HIT 78.
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♪ AND IN DOWNTOWN L.A.,
THEY'RE EXPECTING...
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♪ TEN, ELEVEN...
COME ON, KEEP UP...
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♪ 12, 13, 14, 15...
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[OPENS BEER]
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[COUGHS]
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♪ 17, 18...
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[COUGHS]
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♪ 19 AND 20.
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[MAN]
GO!
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♪ [BOY]
HEY, WAY TO GO, CHRIS!
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[CLINK]
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THANKS, MISTER.
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♪ [MOTORCYCLE STARTS]
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GET IT IN THERE!
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COME ON, FELLAS!
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TALK IT UP!
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♪ I'M GOING TO
GO AROUND THE INFIELD,
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♪ THEN AROUND THE OUTFIELD.
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YOU GOT IT? OKAY.
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MOVE! CHARGE THE BALL!
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LET'S GO!
FIRE IT IN THERE!
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AROUND THE INFIELD NOW!
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WE'LL DO IT
AROUND THE INFIELD,
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THEN AROUND
THE OUTFIELD.
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[MAN]
HEY, BUTTERMAKER.
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WHAT THE HELL
TOOK YOU SO LONG?
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♪ I HAD THREE POOLS
TO CLEAN.
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UH, YOU KNOW
MY SON TOBY, RIGHT?
HI, BUTTERMAKER.
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THIS LITTLE GUY IS GOING
TO BE A GREAT BALLPLAYER.
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I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS.
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IT'S A SHAME THAT
NONE OF THE FATHERS
HAVE THE TIME FOR IT.
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IF I WASN'T SO BUSY
DOWN AT CITY HALL...
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YOU GOT MY CHECK,
WHITEWOOD? CHECK?
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UH, SON, WHY DON'T YOU
GET YOUR BIKE OFF THE CAR?
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YEAH.
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WOW! I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING
TO BE QUIET ABOUT THE MONEY.
OH, YEAH. SORRY.
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IT'S GOING TO BE ROUGH,
BUTTERMAKER. YOU JUST GOT
ONE WEEK TILL THE FIRST GAME.
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I WANTED TO INTRODUCE YOU
TO SOME OF THE ADMINISTRATORS...
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YOU FORGOT
TO SIGN THE CHECK.
CHECK IS NOT SIGNED.
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OH. HELPS, RIGHT?
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YOU ASK AROUND FOR A WOMAN
THEY CALL CLEVELAND.
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SHE'LL GET THINGS
SET FOR YOU. HERE.
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HERE'S A LIST
OF THE BOYS ON THE TEAM.
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DON'T LET ANY OF THESE
BASTARDS GIVE YOU A HARD TIME.
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PUT THAT AWAY.
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HANG IN THERE.
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[BOY \♪1]
HOW ABOUT A RIDE HOME?
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♪ [BOY \♪2]
RACE YOU BACK
TO THE DUGOUT!
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YOU KNOW, I THINK WE'RE DOING
A REALLY FINE THING.
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YEAH.
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DAD SAID
YOU PLAYED PRO BALL.
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YEAH.
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I THOUGHT YOU JUST
CLEANED SWIMMING POOLS.
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SAYS YOU WERE
REALLY GREAT ONCE.
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THAT'S NICE OF HIM.
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[COUGHING]
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[MAN]
HEY! HEY!
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GET THAT BIKE
OFF THE FIELD!
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I SAID GET IT OFF THE FIELD!
YOU'RE MARKING IT UP.
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EXCUSE ME.
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SORRY HE YELLED
AT YOUR BOY.
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THAT'S NOT MY BOY.
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MY HUSBAND'S UPTIGHT
ABOUT THE INFIELD.
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HE SOMETIMES YELLS.
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JILL, HONEY.
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HEY, JILL, HONEY.
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MY NAME
IS BUTTERMAKER.
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♪ I'M COACH
OF THE NEW TEAM.
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I'M LOOKING FOR
MISS CLEVELAND.
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SHE'S IN THE EQUIPMENT ROOM.
IT'S STRAIGHT AHEAD.
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GODDAMN CLASS-ACTION SUITS
ARE GONNA BE THE RUIN
OF THIS COUNTRY.
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IT WASN'T SO BAD
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WHEN THE COURTS
MADE US TAKE GIRLS.
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AT LEAST THE ONES
THAT CAME COULD PLAY,
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BUT NOW THIS.
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THIS EQUIPMENT'S
KIND OF HAD IT, MISS.
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YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT,
MR. BUTTERMAKER.
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THIS IS NORMALLY
A SIX-TEAM LEAGUE, NOT SEVEN.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
BE HAPPY WITH WHAT'S LEFT.
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LOOK, BUTTERMAKER, THE PROBLEM
IS YOUR FRIEND WHITEWOOD.
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HE COULD HAVE GOT THOSE BOYS
IN ANY OF THE OTHER LEAGUES.
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WHY DID HE SUE THIS ONE?
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WE'RE DIFFERENT
THAN THE OTHER LEAGUES,
AND HE KNOWS IT.
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WE RUN A HIGHLY
COMPETITIVE PROGRAM HERE.
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I MEAN, IT'S
HIGHLY COMPETITIVE.
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WANT TO KNOW
SOMETHING?
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♪ IT'S NOT US.
IT'S THE BOYS.
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IT'S THE BOYS THEMSELVES
THAT WANT IT THAT WAY.
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BUTTERMAKER, NEW RULE BOOK.
SEE THAT YOU MEMORIZE IT.
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YOU GOT, UH, NOT EVEN AN HOUR
TO PRACTICE ON THAT FIELD.
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GOOD LUCK, HUH?
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WHEN I SAY YOUR NAME,
STEP FORWARD AND TELL ME
WHAT POSITION YOU WANT TO PLAY.
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- RUDI STEIN.
- PITCHER. UM, CAN I PLAY P...
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♪ SURE. REGI TOWER.
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I GOT A PRETTY GOOD ARM.
MY FATHER SAID
FOR ME TO PLAY INFIELD.
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MR. BUTTERMAKER,
I'M ON YOUR TEAM.
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LAST YEAR,
I WAS PLAYING BASEBALL...
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I'M TOWER...
FOR THE FIRST TIME...
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MY DAD'S BEEN
A YANKEE FAN ALL HIS LIFE.
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HE NEVER HEARD OF NO BUTTERMAKER
WHO EVER PLAYED FOR THE YANKEES
LET ALONE PITCHED A NO-HITTER!
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I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE,
BUT SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP.
CAN I PLAY SECOND OR THIRD BASE?
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THE SITUATION
WITH THE GLASSES IS...
FORGET ABOUT THE GLASSES.
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ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT.
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I WAS A HECK OF A BALLPLAYER,
BUT I NEVER PITCHED
FOR THE YANKEES...
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YOU NEVER PLAYED
IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES.
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BUT YOU DID PITCH
FOR PHOENIX IN THE MINORS.
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IN 1951, YOU WON NINE GAMES,
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LOST SIX, HAD 170 STRIKEOUTS,
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AND HAD AN E.R.A. OF 2.86.
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GOOD WORK, KID.
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AHMAD ABDUL RAHEEM.
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AHMAD ABDUL RAHEEM.
HERE.
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WHAT POSITION
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?
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I WANT TO SWITCH HIT
LIKE MY BIG BROTHERS.
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AND I WANT TO PLAY
WHERE HANK AARON PLAYED.
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RIGHT FIELD.
AARON PLAYED RIGHT FIELD.
THEN RIGHT FIELD.
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HE ALSO PLAYED QUITE
A FEW GAMES ON SECOND BASE.
THEN SECOND BASE.
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MIKE ENGELBERG.
MY DAD THINKS I SHOULD
TRY OUT FOR CATCHER.
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HE CAN PLAY THIRD AND SHORT
AT THE SAME TIME.
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KEEP IT UP, WHITEWOOD!
IF YOU WANNA GET "KUNG-FUED."
SHUT UP, TUBS!
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♪ [BUTTERMAKER]
TIMMY LUPPUS...
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT...
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♪ TIMMY LUPPUS.
[BOY]
LUPUS.
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CRUD. DOES THAT
BOOGER-EATIN' SPAZ
MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO PLAY, LUPPUS?
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[BOY]
LUPUS.
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HE'S SHY, COACH.
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SHY, MY BUTT.
HE'S AN IDIOT.
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SHUT UP, TANNER.
HE'S JUST QUIET.
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TIMMY AND I COULD DO
A FINE JOB SHARING RIGHT FIELD.
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LET'S NOT TALK ANYMORE
ABOUT IT.
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EVERYBODY OUT ON THE FIELD
AND TAKE ANY POSITION YOU WANT.
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♪ WE'LL FIGURE OUT
WHERE YOU PLAY LATER.
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COULD TIMMY AND I
PLAY RIGHT FIELD?
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ANYPLACE AT ALL.
JUST GET OUT THERE.
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JUST SHUT UP
AND GET OUT THERE.
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LET'S GO, BOYS.
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MISTER, UH,
BUTTERMAKER,
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I THINK MY DAD SAID
SOMETHING ABOUT THESE
TWO BOYS WERE MEXICAN.
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THEY DON'T SPEAK
ANY ENGLISH.
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ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GET ONE.
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HEY, CAN'T YOU HOLD OFF OF THAT
UNTIL AFTER PRACTICE?
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THERE'S ENERGY
IN CHOCOLATE.
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I NEED ENERGY.
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OH.
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ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GET ONE.
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[MAN]
DAMN IT, REGI!
ATTACK THAT BALL.
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PAY ATTENTION OUT THERE.
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IT WAS RIGHT AT ME.
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ATTACK IT!
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ALL RIGHT. GET ONE.
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[BUTTERMAKER]
LOOK ALIVE.
[BAT HITS BALL]
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[BOY]
OH! HOW COULD YOU?
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[SQUISH]
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♪ HEY, ENGELBERG.
WHAT?
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THERE'S CHOCOLATE
ALL OVER THIS BALL.
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LOOK, MR. BUTTERMAKER,
QUIT BUGGING ME ABOUT MY FOOD.
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PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS
BUGGING ME ABOUT IT.
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MY SHRINK SAYS
THAT'S WHY I'M SO FAT.
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YOU'RE NOT DOING ME
ANY GOOD SO JUST QUIT IT!
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OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK ALIVE.
LET'S GET ONE.
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ARE YOU READY?
LET'S GET ONE OUT THERE.
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ENGELBERG?
WHAT?
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THAT IS A BUNT...
B-U-N-T.
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THE CATCHER IS SUPPOSED
TO PICK UP THE BUNT...
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AND THROW IT
TO FIRST BASE.
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HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
YOU MADE SUCH A BIG DEAL
YELLING OUT TO THEM.
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DIVERSIONARY TACTIC, ENGELBERG.
NOW GET THE BALL.
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WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS
PICKING ON ME?
WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?
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QUIT YOUR BELLYACHING AND
THROW THE BALL TO FIRST BASE!
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[GLASS BREAKING]
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♪ [BOY]
ESTUPIDO.
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♪ DON'T BLAME ME.
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
IT WAS YOUR CAR.
189
00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,720
IT'S DUMB, PARKING IT
SO CLOSE TO THE FIELD ANYWAY.
190
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,355
ALL RIGHT, BOYS.
191
00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,991
LET'S GET BACK TO BASICS.
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00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,726
THIS IS A BASEBALL.
193
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THE OBJECT OF THE GAME
IS TO KEEP THE BASEBALL...
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WITHIN THE CONFINES
OF THE PLAYING FIELD.
♪WAIT A MINUTE!
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00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,267
YOU DON'T THINK
WE KNOW WHAT A BALL IS?
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00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,423
I DON'T THINK I LIKE
THAT KIND OF TALK.
197
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,743
HE'S BEEN IN ENOUGH
FIGHTS THIS WEEK ALREADY.
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♪ WE KEEP PLAYING LIKE THIS,
WE'LL BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK
OF THE LEAGUE.
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00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,979
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
ALL WE GOT ON THIS TEAM...
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IS A BUNCH OF JEWS,
SPICS, NIGGERS, PANSIES,
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AND A BOOGER-EATING
MORON.
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TANNER, YOU SHOULD BE
REMINDED FROM TIME TO TIME...
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THAT YOU'RE ONE OF THE FEW
PEOPLE ON THIS TEAM...
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WHO'S NOT A JEW,
SPIC, NIGGER, PANSY,
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00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,995
OR BOOGER-EATING MORON.
206
00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,163
SO YOU BETTER COOL IT,
OR WE MAY BE DISPOSED
TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU.
207
00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,231
- OH, YEAH?
- YEAH.
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00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:07,768
CUT IT OUT!
209
00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,877
NOW, GUYS, SOMEBODY'S GONNA
PAY FOR THIS WINDSHIELD.
210
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,333
AND I THINK, ENGELBERG,
IT'S GONNA BE YOUR FATHER.
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BULLSHIT.
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00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,815
♪ [HONKING]
213
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,316
COME ON, BABE.
214
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,785
WE WERE SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE BY 7:30.
215
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,533
ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?
IT LOOKS LIKE A BASEBALL FIELD.
216
00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,069
THEY DID A NICE JOB,
DIDN'T THEY?
217
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,631
I HAD THEM
LEAVE OFF THE ANCHOVIES...
218
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:34,928
BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW
WHETHER TO USE THEM
AS BATS OR THE BASELINE.
219
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BESIDES, MOST PEOPLE DON'T LIKE
THE TASTE OF ANCHOVIES.
220
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I DON'T LIKE THEM.
YOU SEE?
221
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,868
CAROL, WHERE IS FRANK?
IS HE STILL PRACTICING?
222
00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,344
OF COURSE.
YOU GOT TO KEEP AFTER HIM.
223
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,333
YOU ALL LOOK TERRIFIC.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY BE PATIENT!
224
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:53,050
PIZZA'S ON VERY, VERY SOON.
♪[MAN] JILL, I'M GETTING
READY FOR THE SLIDE SHOW.
225
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,447
GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
I WOULDN'T MISS IT
FOR THE WORLD.
226
00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:01,198
WE HAVE ONE OF THESE EVERY YEAR.
IT HELPS TO GET THINGS OFF
ON A FRIENDLY NOTE.
227
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,856
AFTER THE START
OF THE SEASON,
228
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,926
WE ALL DON'T ALWAYS
GET ALONG SO WELL.
229
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,929
WELL, HOW ARE THE
UNIFORMS COMING ALONG?
230
00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:11,498
WHAT?
231
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:12,811
THE UNIFORMS.
YOUR TEAM UNIFORMS.
232
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,827
HEY, BUTTERMAKER,
YOU BETTER GET ON THE BALL.
233
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,284
ALL THE BEST COLORS
HAVE BEEN TAKEN...
234
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,346
GREEN AND WHITE,
BLUE AND WHITE,
235
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,541
♪ RED AND WHITE,
MAROON AND WHITE,
WHITE AND MAROON.
236
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,779
UNIFORMS?
237
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,187
HEY, WHITEWOOD.
WHAT'S THIS CRAP
ABOUT UNIFORMS?
238
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:34,251
WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRAP?
I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK...
YOU'RE PAYING ME TO COACH.
239
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:39,056
YOU TOLD ME
I'D BE COACHING SOME KIDS
JUST A COUPLE OF HOURS A DAY.
240
00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:40,527
I'VE GOT A LOT OF POOLS
TO CLEAN. I CAN'T BE OUT
LOOKING FOR UNIFORMS.
241
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,263
WILL YOU BE QUIET
FOR A MINUTE?
242
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,900
YOU'VE BEEN HIRED
AS A MANAGER, RIGHT?
YEAH.
243
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,854
ONE OF THE RESPONSIBILITIES
OF BEING A MANAGER...
244
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,538
IS TO GET A SPONSOR
AND TO GET UNIFORMS.
245
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:52,891
WAIT. NO.
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT.
246
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,476
I'M TELLING YOU NOW.
IT'S EASY.
247
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,344
YOU GO AROUND TO THESE
DIFFERENT BUSINESSES
AND YOU TALK TO THE GUYS.
248
00:12:58,411 --> 00:12:59,813
THEY ALL LIKE BASEBALL.
249
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,928
HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY
STRIKE OUT TED WILLIAMS?
250
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,389
I HAD A MOTHER
OF A SCREWBALL.
251
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,071
HE MEANS TED WILLIAMS
WAS A MAJOR LEAGUER.
252
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,261
YOU NEVER GOT PAST
THE MINORS.
253
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,923
IT WAS SPRING TRAINING,
VERO BEACH, FLORIDA.
254
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,918
STRUCK HIM OUT
A COUPLE OF TIMES.
255
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,077
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE
OPEN LIQUOR IN THE CAR.
256
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,912
IT'S AGAINST THE LAW.
SO IS MURDER, ENGELBERG.
257
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,961
NOW PUT THAT BACK
BEFORE YOU GET ME
INTO REAL TROUBLE.
258
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,385
IF YOU WERE SO GREAT,
259
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,018
HOW COME YOU NEVER MADE IT
TO THE MAJOR LEAGUES?
CONTRACT DISPUTES.
260
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,192
WHEN ARE WE GONNA
GET OUR UNIFORMS?
I'M WORKING ON IT.
261
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:49,896
HEY, AHMAD,
262
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,964
EVEN HANK AARON
PEELS THE OLD EYELIDS
BEFORE HE TAKES A SWING.
263
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,203
MAYBE I SHOULD
TRY LEFT-HANDED.
264
00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:00,407
NO. NOT JUST YET.
265
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,581
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO
GET OUR UNIFORMS?
266
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:10,649
I'M WORKING ON IT.
267
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:15,212
ALL THE OTHER KIDS
GOT THEIR UNIFORMS.
WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET OURS?
268
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,176
YOU WORRY ABOUT
YOUR HITTING.
269
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,498
LET ME WORRY ABOUT
THE UNIFORMS.
270
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,661
MY HAT FELL IN.
271
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,896
DUMMY.
272
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,631
OH, GOD. YOU TOO?
273
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,599
HOW'S THE VACUUMING
COMING, TOBY?
274
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,335
NOT ENOUGH SUCTION.
275
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,008
JUST MOVE IT BACK AND FORTH.
IT WILL COME.
276
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,724
WHEN WE'RE THROUGH,
CAN WE GO SWIMMING?
277
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,034
DON'T JUMP IN, ENGELBERG.
YOU'LL FLOOD THE VALLEY.
278
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,610
HOW'S IT GOING, OGILVIE?
279
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,346
WELL, THERE'S
NOT ENOUGH PRESSURE,
280
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,899
BUT I'M ADJUSTING
THE INTAKE VALVE NOW.
281
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,051
YOU GOT A HELL OF A FUTURE
IN POOLS, KID.
282
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,004
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, YOU CRUD?
IT'S BEEN AN HOUR.
283
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,455
I'VE BEEN OUT GETTING
WHAT YOU CREEPS HAVE
BEEN BITCHING FOR...
284
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,523
UNIFORMS.
285
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,272
♪ BEST PITCH
I EVER TAUGHT HER
WAS THE CURVEBALL.
286
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,664
HOW COULD YOU TEACH
A 9-YEAR-OLD GIRL
TO THROW A CURVEBALL?
287
00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:01,668
♪ NOT ONLY A CURVEBALL,
BUT THE MOST TANTALIZING
KNUCKLER YOU EVER SAW.
288
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,463
♪ THIS THING WAS
A THING OF BEAUTY.
289
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,278
♪ IT CAME UP TO THE PLATE
AND DISAPPEARED.
290
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,143
♪ IT WAS LIKE A BALL
OF MELTED ICE CREAM.
291
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,612
HERE.
THANK YOU, LUPPUS.
292
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,549
LUPUS.
LUPUS. SORRY.
293
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,353
AHH. THAT'S SUPERB.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
294
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,957
TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU
STRUCK OUT TED WILLIAMS AGAIN.
295
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,159
TED WILLIAMS, 1947,
VERO BEACH, FLORIDA,
296
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,754
SPRING TRAINING,
AROUND MARCH 15th.
297
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,350
SCORE WAS TIED
NOTHING TO NOTHING.
298
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,633
IT WAS THE TOP
OF THE NINTH.
299
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,608
♪ NO. IT WAS THE BOTTOM
OF THE NINTH.
300
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:38,638
♪ BASES WERE LOADED.
301
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,709
♪ THERE WAS OLD TED
COMING UP TO THE PLATE,
302
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,445
♪ SWINGING A MENACING BAT.
303
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,180
♪ "STRIKE ONE."
304
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,664
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
305
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:05,777
COME ON.
LET'S KEEP PLAYING.
306
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,468
HE MIGHT BE HURT.
307
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,237
I THINK HE'S DEAD.
308
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,771
HE'S NOT DEAD!
HE'S DRUNK!
309
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,506
HAD ENOUGH BEER.
310
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,242
WHAT A MESS.
311
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,543
A LOT OF SMOKING TOO.
312
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,311
WHAT DO WE DO?
313
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,747
NOTHING.
314
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,150
HE AIN'T ANY GOOD
TO US SOBER EITHER.
315
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,584
OPENING DAY'S TOMORROW.
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT
THE BATTING ORDER IS.
316
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,419
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE
OUR POSITIONS SET.
317
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,390
ALL WE GOT IS A CRUDDY "ALKY"
FOR A MANAGER.
318
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,278
[MARCH]
319
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,251
COME ON, RED. LET'S
STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAT THERE.
320
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,850
ENGELBERG, HOW ABOUT
BUTTONING THOSE BUTTONS
ON YOUR UNIFORM, WILL YOU?
321
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,198
I BEEN TRYING ALL MORNING.
IT'S TOO SMALL.
322
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,398
WELL, COME ON.
LOOK NEATER, YOU KNOW.
323
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,767
[MAN ON P.A.]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
324
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:19,139
I WANT TO WELCOME YOU HERE
TO THE OPENING GAME
OF THE SEASON.
325
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:23,376
WHAT I WANT IS TO SEE
EVERY BOY IN AMERICA...
326
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,645
OUT ON THE BASEBALL FIELD
327
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,581
PLAYING THE GREAT GAME
OF BASEBALL.
328
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,151
THANK YOU.
329
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:39,226
WELL, UH, THIS IS THE MOMENT
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
330
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,262
IT'S OPENING DAY.
331
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,655
NOW, I'D LIKE TO
CALL YOUR ATTENTION
TO OUR NEW SCOREBOARD...
332
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,600
♪ NAMED IN MEMORY
OF TOMMY MARTIN...
333
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,370
LOOK OUT!
GET BACK!
334
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:52,572
[BOY]
¿QUE PASA?
335
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,445
GET OFF THE FIELD!
336
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,288
[BLOWING WHISTLE]
337
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,323
HEY!
338
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,365
ALL RIGHT, COME HERE!
339
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,634
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
340
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,337
YOU LITTLE PUNK, YOU JUST...
341
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,112
WHAT WERE YOU DOING,
YOU LITTLE PUNK?
342
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,409
I'LL DECK THAT KID!
343
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,612
YOU'LL HAVE TO GET RID
OF THE BIKE!
344
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:38,218
UH, WHAT WAS I...
345
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:43,556
OH, YES, THE NEW SCOREBOARD
IN MEMORY OF TOMMY...
346
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,625
♪ TOMMY MARTIN.
347
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,693
♪ AND, UH, WELL...
348
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,275
[DIFFERENT SPEAKER]
AFTER THE TAKING
OF THE TEAM PICTURES TODAY,
349
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,466
PARENTS AND FRIENDS
ARE ENCOURAGED TO STAY...
350
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,268
FOR THE GAME BETWEEN
THE BEARS AND YANKEES.
351
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,604
COME ON, INDIANS. LINE UP.
352
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,086
A SECOND GAME WILL BEGIN
AT 3:00 THIS AFTERNOON.
353
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,649
WE URGE YOU TO RETURN
AT THAT TIME...
354
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,380
TO SEE THE ATHLETICS
AGAINST THE METS.
355
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,453
MR. BUTTERMAKER!
356
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,522
THEY'RE TAKING
THE TEAM PICTURES!
357
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,403
♪ I WANT YOU TO LOOK
LIKE CHAMPIONS...
358
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,760
♪ BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING
TO BE CHAMPIONS.
359
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,695
♪ STAND UP STRAIGHT
AND LOOK AT THEM.
360
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,365
THAT'S IT, BOYS.
361
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,300
YOU GOT THAT CHAMPION
LOOK ABOUT YOU.
362
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,702
COME ON!
363
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,471
QUICK!
364
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,704
HE'S GOING TO TAKE
THE PICTURE!
365
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:38,211
HEY, MY UNIFORM'S
TOO SMALL.
AH, SHUT UP.
366
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,616
TAKE THE PICTURE!
367
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,421
OKAY, BOYS, COME ON,
STRAIGHTEN UP. BIG GRINS.
368
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:50,723
♪ COME ON.
369
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,596
LOOK AT THE BIRDIE!
370
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:57,764
♪ SMILE!
371
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,198
♪ SMILE!
SMILE!
372
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:02,508
♪ [PHOTOGRAPHER]
THAT'S IT.
373
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,536
THAT'S PERFECT.
THANK YOU.
374
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,308
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED
375
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,444
♪ AT THE TWILIGHT'S
LAST GLEAMING
376
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,747
O'ER THE ROCKETS'
RED GLARE
377
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,385
THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR
378
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,589
GAVE PROOF
THROUGH THE NIGHT
379
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,858
THAT OUR FLAG
WAS STILL THERE
380
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:35,268
OH SAY DOES THAT STAR-SPANGLED
BANNER YET WAVE
381
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:41,274
O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE
382
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:47,847
AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE
383
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,483
[CHEERING]
384
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,497
PLAY BALL! BATTER UP!
385
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,667
[ANNOUNCER]
FIRST IN
THE YANKEE LINEUP TODAY,
386
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:12,339
ANDY BERGER, NUMBER SEVEN,
CENTER FIELD.
387
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:19,679
COME ON, BABY!
388
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,280
TAKE TWO OF THEM!
389
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:32,359
♪ [MAN]
YOU GOT TO TAG HIM, DUMMY!
390
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,362
[BOY]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
391
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,115
[ANNOUNCER]
JOEY TURNER,
NUMBER TWO, PITCHER.
392
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,399
HERE WE GO.
LET'S GO, JOEY!
393
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,068
♪ LET'S GO, JOEY!
394
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:51,444
♪ HEY, LEFT FIELDER,
THROW IT IN!
395
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:58,451
COME ON IN, JOEY!
396
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,206
[ANNOUNCER]
DON JACOBSEN, SECOND BASE.
397
00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:09,829
[MAN]
ALL RIGHT!
398
00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:13,400
I GOT A BEAD ON IT!
399
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:16,703
♪ WHERE'S OUR SHORTSTOP?
400
00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:17,837
AREN'T YOU
THE SHORTSTOP?
401
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:20,607
WAS THAT AN ERROR?
402
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,108
IT'S AN ERROR
ON THE THROW,
403
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:24,850
BUT NO ERROR
ON THE INFIELDER...
404
00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:26,846
'CAUSE HE WASN'T THERE.
405
00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:31,644
♪ TIME! TIME!
406
00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:36,883
[ANNOUNCER]
AND A TIME-OUT IS CALLED
BY THE BEARS MANAGER.
407
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:40,553
HEY, TANNER.
408
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:42,855
♪ YOU OKAY?
409
00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:47,694
LOOK, YOU CRUD,
JUST GET BACK TO YOUR BEER.
410
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:50,963
GET GOING.
411
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,868
GET OUT OF HERE.
412
00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:04,644
[BAT HITS BALL]
413
00:24:04,677 --> 00:24:06,546
[YANKEES COACH]
ATTA BOY, BOBBY!
414
00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:07,619
COME ON, BOBBY!
COME ON IN!
415
00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:09,982
SLIDE! SLIDE!
416
00:24:10,016 --> 00:24:12,919
WAY TO GO!
NO COMPETITION!
417
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,555
HEY, CLUTCH!
418
00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:19,492
GO AHEAD, TAKE IT.
419
00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:22,495
TAKE TWO, TAKE THREE,
TAKE IT. GO ON HOME.
420
00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:26,032
YEAH. HOME, I SAID.
421
00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:27,500
TRUST ME. HOME.
422
00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:30,036
HOME!
423
00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:33,640
MAYBE WE OUGHT TO, UH...
424
00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:36,809
DAMN IT.
425
00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:41,147
HOLD IT UP.
426
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:43,616
I JUST WANT TO GET A WORD
WITH THE OTHER COACH, OKAY?
427
00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:46,497
OKAY, HURRY IT UP, THOUGH.
YOU GOT IT.
428
00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:48,521
HEY, TURNER.
YEAH?
429
00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:53,223
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE CALL THIS THING OFF?
THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS.
430
00:24:54,761 --> 00:24:58,081
THEY'RE GOING TO CALL IT OFF
IN 15 MINUTES ANYWAY SO LET ME
GIVE YOU A LITTLE ADVICE.
431
00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:00,867
LET YOUR TEAM STAY OUT THERE.
THEY'LL BE ABLE TO SAY
THEY DIDN'T GIVE UP.
432
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,769
AND YOU WON'T MAKE
QUITTERS OUT OF THEM.
433
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:05,270
I'M CALLING THIS OFF
RIGHT NOW.
434
00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:08,040
I WAS JUST THINKING
OF YOUR BOYS, THAT'S ALL.
THE HELL YOU WERE.
435
00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:10,108
THE HELL I WASN'T.
436
00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:14,071
WHAT I SAW OUT THERE TODAY
MADE ME SICK, YOU KNOW THAT?
437
00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:16,794
YOUR TEAM HAS NO RIGHT
BEING ON THAT FIELD.
438
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:21,754
LOOK AT YOURSELF, "BUTTERWORTH."
LOOK AT THAT TEAM.
439
00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:25,892
I MEAN, WHY DON'T YOU
DO THIS LEAGUE A FAVOR?
440
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,596
YOU AND THE BEARS
JUST DROP OUT. I MEAN IT.
441
00:25:30,797 --> 00:25:32,999
I MEAN JUST...
JUST DROP OUT.
442
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,806
I MEAN IT.
443
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:41,239
IT'S A FORFEIT.
WE FORFEIT THE GAME.
444
00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:43,610
YOU FORFEIT?
YEAH.
445
00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:46,613
THAT'S IT!
THAT'S THE GAME!
446
00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:47,847
FORFEIT BY THE BEARS!
447
00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:51,083
♪ [TURNER]
COME ON IN, FELLAS!
448
00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:53,285
[ANNOUNCER]
THE REMAINDER OF THIS GAME
HAS BEEN CANCELED...
449
00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:55,879
BY THE REQUEST
OF THE BEARS' MANAGER
AND FORFEITED TO THE YANKEES.
450
00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:59,325
NEXT UP,
THE ATHLETICS AND THE METS.
451
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,300
♪ UP THE ALLEY,
DOWN THE STREET,
452
00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:04,335
WHO'S THE HARDEST TEAM TO BEAT?
453
00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:07,266
BEARS! BEARS! YAY!
454
00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:12,050
WELL, GUYS,
IT AIN'T SO BAD.
455
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:16,876
I WAS ONCE IN A HIGH-SCHOOL
GAME WHERE THE SCORE...
456
00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:23,683
COME ON, GUYS, WILL YOU?
IT'S ONLY A GAME.
457
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:28,438
HEY, NICE TRY, BEARS.
MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL
GET A CHANCE TO BAT.
458
00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:31,789
HEY, TANNER!
COME DOWN, TANNER!
GET DOWN FROM THERE.
459
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,085
FORGET ABOUT THAT.
NOW, SIT DOWN.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
460
00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:37,482
I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU,
CRUD. I'M LEAVING.
461
00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:40,366
SIT DOWN, TANNER. TA...
462
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,903
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?
463
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,976
MR. BUTTERMAKER,
I GOT TO TALK TO YOU!
WAIT A MINUTE.
464
00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:48,340
IT'S IMPORTANT!
I GOT TO TALK TO YOU!
465
00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:54,618
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
AHMAD'S UP A TREE.
SAYS HE'S NOT COMING DOWN.
466
00:26:55,381 --> 00:26:56,649
AHMAD?
YEAH.
467
00:26:58,885 --> 00:27:01,187
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
CLIMBED UP A TREE?
SAYS HE'S NOT COMING DOWN.
468
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:04,060
TELL HIS FAMILY ABOUT IT.
SAID IF I TOLD THEM
WHERE HE WAS, HE'D KILL ME.
469
00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:05,892
AND ANYWAY,
I PROMISED HIM I WOULDN'T.
470
00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:20,840
HOW'S THE VIEW
UP THERE, AHMAD?
471
00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:29,749
HEY.
472
00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:31,382
HOW COME YOU'RE NOT
WEARING YOUR CLOTHES?
473
00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:33,886
DON'T DESERVE TO WEAR
NO UNIFORM.
474
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,390
YOU GET AWAY FROM HERE,
BUTTERMAKER.
475
00:27:40,459 --> 00:27:43,062
THIS AIN'T YOUR TREE.
ANYBODY CAN CLIMB UP HERE.
476
00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:45,130
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
477
00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:48,935
KEEPING YOUR FAMILY
WAITING, YOU KNOW.
478
00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:51,938
CAN'T FACE THEM.
WHY?
479
00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:55,079
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHY?
ERRORS, THAT'S WHY.
480
00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:57,043
EASY FLY BALLS.
481
00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:00,747
THERE'S NOTHING EASY
ABOUT THOSE FLY BALLS, AHMAD.
482
00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:02,749
THEY WERE TOUGH CHANCES.
THE SUN WAS IN YOUR EYES.
483
00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:05,952
DON'T GIVE ME ANY
OF YOUR HONKY BULLSHIT,
BUTTERMAKER.
484
00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:07,854
I KNOW THEY WERE EASY.
485
00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:09,956
LET'S NOT BRING RACE
INTO THIS, AHMAD.
486
00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:12,792
WE GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS
AS IT IS.
487
00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:17,074
ANYWAY, YOUR BROTHERS
WILL UNDERSTAND.
NO, THEY WON'T.
488
00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:19,477
THEY WOULD NEVER
MAKE FLUBS LIKE THAT.
489
00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:22,001
THEY WERE ALL BIG ATHLETES.
490
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,836
WHEN THEY WERE MY AGE,
THEY WERE CAPTAINS
OF ALL THEIR TEAMS...
491
00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:25,905
AND GREAT PLAYERS,
AND I'M NOT.
492
00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:28,908
I'M LOUSY AT FOOTBALL,
BASKETBALL AND BASEBALL.
493
00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:32,912
I'M QUITTING
THE WHOLE DAMN THING.
494
00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:36,983
THANK GOD HANK AARON
DIDN'T ACT LIKE THIS.
WHAT?
495
00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:40,286
DON'T GIVE ME THAT "WHAT."
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
496
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:42,460
WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
497
00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:44,891
THE 42 ERRORS.
498
00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:46,958
42 ERRORS?
499
00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:50,487
COME OFF IT, WILL YOU, AHMAD?
STOP PULLING MY LEG.
500
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:54,066
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT HANK AARON.
501
00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:59,371
HIS FIRST YEAR IN SANDLOT BALL,
HE COMMITTED 42 ERRORS.
HE WAS 9 YEARS OLD.
502
00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:01,908
BROKE HIS LITTLE HEART.
HE DAMN NEAR QUIT.
503
00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:04,410
THANK GOD FOR US
HE DIDN'T.
504
00:29:04,443 --> 00:29:07,079
THERE'D BE NO
GREAT OLD NUMBER 44.
505
00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:10,113
BUTTERMAKER, YOU'RE SO FULL OF...
IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
506
00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:13,886
ASK OGILVIE.
507
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,790
I'M SURPRISED
YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
HE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLAYER TOO.
508
00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:23,963
WELL.
509
00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:25,464
[SIGH]
510
00:29:25,497 --> 00:29:27,499
KIND OF RUINS MY PLANS.
511
00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:29,435
I WAS THINKING
AROUND THE FOURTH GAME,
512
00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:33,339
YOU'D BE SWITCH-HITTING.
513
00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:36,692
I FIGURED WITH YOUR SPEED
AND RIGHT SIDE OF THE PLATE,
THOSE FEW EXTRA STEPS YOU GET,
514
00:29:37,476 --> 00:29:39,078
YOU'D BE A TOUGH OUT.
515
00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:41,814
YOU KNOW, BUNTS,
THINGS LIKE THAT.
516
00:29:45,551 --> 00:29:47,119
I AM KIND OF FAST, HUH?
517
00:29:47,153 --> 00:29:50,489
YOU'RE VERY FAST.
518
00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:56,896
[MAN ON P.A.]
AT PRESENT THERE ARE AT LEAST
TWO TO THREE INSTANCES...
519
00:29:56,929 --> 00:30:02,134
OF CARDIAC ARREST
OR HEART SEIZURE AT EVERY MAJOR
SPORTS EVENT AT THE COLISEUM...
520
00:30:02,168 --> 00:30:04,837
YOU'RE TWO AND A HALF
HOURS LATE.
521
00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:07,506
I TOLD YOU TO MEET ME
IN MY OFFICE.
I COULDN'T FIND IT.
522
00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:12,044
JESUS. I COULDN'T
BELIEVE THAT SCORE... 26-0.
523
00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:16,849
WHAT A BEATING!
MY SON WOULDN'T COME OUT
OF HIS ROOM ALL WEEKEND.
524
00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:22,488
THAT'S WHY I WANT
TO DISBAND THE TEAM.
525
00:30:22,521 --> 00:30:25,024
HAVE YOU TOLD THE BOYS YET?
NOT YET.
526
00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:28,527
I WAS HOPING TO SNEAK AWAY
FROM THE OFFICE THIS AFTERNOON
AND DROP BY THE FIELD.
527
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,097
ACTUALLY, IT MIGHT BE BETTER
IF YOU TOLD THEM YOURSELF.
528
00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:35,167
I MEAN,
THEY REALLY DO LIKE YOU.
AND, UH, I'D APPRECIATE IT.
529
00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:37,169
WHAT IF THE BOYS
DON'T WANT TO QUIT?
530
00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:40,639
THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
THIS HAS BEEN VERY HUMILIATING.
531
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:45,177
WE'VE PUT THESE BOYS
IN A SITUATION
THEY JUST CAN'T HANDLE.
532
00:30:45,211 --> 00:30:49,181
I HOPE YOU THINK THAT'S FAIR.
MR. HARRISON IS HERE
WITH HIS 2:30 APPOINTMENT...
533
00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:51,150
ABOUT THE POLICE
ACADEMY BILL.
534
00:30:52,218 --> 00:30:53,385
WOULD YOU SIGN THESE FIRST?
535
00:30:53,419 --> 00:30:56,088
I KNOW THIS HAS
ALL BEEN MY FAULT.
536
00:30:56,122 --> 00:30:58,624
I JUST WANT TO END IT
AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.
537
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:05,898
GOOD-BYE,
BUTTERMAKER.
538
00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:22,413
[TOSSES CAN IN BACK]
539
00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:25,051
[STARTS CAR]
540
00:31:31,657 --> 00:31:34,927
I KNOW IT SAYS
$1.25 ON THE MAP,
541
00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:37,396
BUT WHAT IT REALLY IS
IS $2.00 BECAUSE OF INFLATION.
542
00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:49,608
HEY, BOILERMAKER,
LONG TIME NO SEE.
543
00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:53,645
HEY, PRETTY FANCY
NEIGHBORHOOD YOU'RE
WORKING THESE DAYS, AMANDA.
544
00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:54,759
COMING UP
IN THE WORLD, HUH?
545
00:31:55,681 --> 00:31:58,450
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
546
00:31:58,484 --> 00:32:02,621
I DIDN'T HAVE ANY POOLS
TO CLEAN, SO I THOUGHT
I'D DROP BY AND SAY HELLO.
547
00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:05,124
HOW'S YOUR MOM?
FINE.
WHAT'S IT TO YOU?
548
00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:07,659
IS THAT THE WAY TO TALK TO ME?
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
IN TWO OR THREE YEARS.
549
00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:10,462
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR MONEY,
YOU CAN FORGET IT.
550
00:32:10,496 --> 00:32:13,065
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR MONEY.
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING.
551
00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:15,401
BE SOCIABLE,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
HEY, WHAT'S THAT?
552
00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:17,003
WHAT'S WHAT?
♪IT'S A MITT.
553
00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:19,671
WHAT?
♪THAT.
554
00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:21,473
OH, YEAH.
555
00:32:21,507 --> 00:32:24,010
I THOUGHT IF
YOU WEREN'T TOO BUSY,
556
00:32:24,043 --> 00:32:25,511
MAYBE YOU'D LIKE
TO PLAY CATCH.
557
00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:27,646
NO, THANKS.
558
00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:29,948
NO? WELL, IT WAS JUST AN IDEA.
559
00:32:31,017 --> 00:32:32,418
I MEAN, IT'S...
560
00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:35,554
ER, ER, UH...
561
00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:39,091
- HOW'S YOUR FASTBALL
THESE DAYS?
- WHY?
562
00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:43,162
WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
I'M COACHING A BUNCH
OF KIDS SOME BASEBALL.
563
00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:46,198
MAYBE IF YOU'RE
NOT DOING ANYTHING,
YOU CAN DROP BY THE FIELD.
564
00:32:46,232 --> 00:32:49,201
MAYBE JOIN THE TEAM
FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE.
565
00:32:49,235 --> 00:32:51,437
I KNEW YOU WERE UP TO SOMETHING.
I'M THROUGH WITH PITCHING.
566
00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:54,706
MY MOM SAYS
YOU ALMOST RUINED ME
WITH THAT SPORTS STUFF.
567
00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:59,045
- HOW DID I RUIN YOU?
- THAT FASTBALL PUT
MY ARM IN A SLING.
568
00:32:59,078 --> 00:33:01,147
IT'S A FINE WAY
TO ACT TOWARD ME.
569
00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:04,050
I FIGURE YOU OWE ME
A THING OR TWO.
0WE YOU A THING OR TWO?
570
00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:06,052
I WAS LIKE
A FATHER TO YOU.
571
00:33:06,085 --> 00:33:09,455
HA! SOME FATHER.
DIDN'T I TAKE YOU
TO ALL THE BALL GAMES?
572
00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:12,458
YOU'D HAVE GONE TO THEM ANYWAY.
DIDN'T I TAKE YOU
HORSEBACK RIDING?
573
00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:15,394
DIDN'T I TAKE
YOU AND YOUR MOTHER
TO THE MOVIES TWICE A WEEK?
574
00:33:15,427 --> 00:33:17,596
DIDN'T I PAY
FOR YOUR MATH TUTOR?
575
00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:20,332
THE MATH TUTOR GUY
WAS A DRUNK LIKE YOU.
I GOT A "D" IN MATH THAT YEAR.
576
00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:24,170
DIDN'T I LET YOU HANG AROUND
WHILE I CLEANED THE POOLS?
WHILE YOU CLEANED THE POOLS?
577
00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:26,538
WHO YOU TRYING TO KID?
I'M THE ONE WHO
DID ALL THE WORK.
578
00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:28,474
YOU SAT THERE
AND DRANK YOUR BEER ALL DAY.
579
00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,042
BY THE FOURTH POOL,
YOU WERE OUT COLD.
580
00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:34,180
I HAD TO CALL MY MOM
TO COME PICK US UP.
581
00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:37,116
WHAT ABOUT YOUR APPENDIX?
WHO RUSHED YOU
TO THE HOSPITAL?
582
00:33:37,149 --> 00:33:40,086
WHO SAVED YOUR LIFE?
WOULD YOU BE ALIVE
IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME?
583
00:33:40,119 --> 00:33:41,787
YEAH, BUT WHEN YOU WEREN'T
SAVING PEOPLE'S LIVES,
584
00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:43,540
YOU WERE SITTING AROUND
THE APARTMENT DRUNK.
585
00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:46,158
THEN YOU JUST SPLIT.
586
00:33:46,192 --> 00:33:48,473
YOU MADE MY MOTHER SICK.
YOU KNOW, SHE WANTED
TO MARRY YOU.
587
00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:50,596
BOY, WAS SHE DUMB.
588
00:33:50,629 --> 00:33:52,764
YOUR MOTHER AND I DIDN'T
GET ALONG TOO WELL, AMANDA.
589
00:33:52,798 --> 00:33:56,102
I LIKED HER VERY MUCH THOUGH.
I STILL DO, MATTER OF FACT.
590
00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:58,504
I'M JUST NOT THE MARRYING KIND.
591
00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,639
I GUESS
I HANDLED IT BADLY, HUH?
592
00:34:00,672 --> 00:34:02,574
YOU HANDLED IT
LIKE SHIT!
593
00:34:02,608 --> 00:34:04,376
HEY, DON'T USE
THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE...
594
00:34:04,410 --> 00:34:06,412
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT KIND
OF LANGUAGE I CAN USE.
595
00:34:06,445 --> 00:34:08,080
YES, I CAN!
IF YOU'RE GONNA
TALK THAT WAY IN FRONT OF ME...
596
00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:10,082
LOOK, BOILERMAKER.
YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER,
597
00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:11,650
AND I AIN'T INTERESTED
IN PLAYING BASEBALL
FOR YOU ANYMORE.
598
00:34:11,683 --> 00:34:13,619
SO WHY DON'T YOU GET BACK
INTO THAT SARDINE CAN...
599
00:34:13,652 --> 00:34:16,722
AND GO VACUUM THE BOTTOM
OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN?
600
00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:19,795
I'VE GOT BUSINESS TO TAKE
CARE OF. YOU'RE BLOCKING
MY CUSTOMERS WITH YOUR CAR.
601
00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:33,172
ALL RIGHT, BOYS. LET'S GO.
602
00:34:33,205 --> 00:34:35,474
UP. EVERYBODY UP.
PRACTICE. COME ON!
603
00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:52,224
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
I'M AN ASSHOLE.
604
00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:55,394
GO AHEAD AND YELL.
GET IT OFF YOUR CHESTS.
605
00:34:56,462 --> 00:34:57,729
I DESERVE IT.
606
00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:11,710
WE REALLY APPRECIATE
THESE NEW UNIFORMS, BUTTERMAKER,
607
00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:15,414
BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE
NEEDING THEM ANYMORE.
608
00:35:17,683 --> 00:35:22,554
WE'VE BEEN TAKING A LOT
OF RAZZING IN SCHOOL
ABOUT OPENING DAY, AND...
609
00:35:22,588 --> 00:35:25,857
AND THEY WERE
LAUGHING AT US,
PICKING ON US.
610
00:35:25,891 --> 00:35:31,730
ANYWAY, WE TOOK A VOTE
AND DECIDED THAT WE'D QUIT.
611
00:35:31,763 --> 00:35:33,799
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
TO YOU, TANNER?
612
00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:35,752
[ENGELBERG]
TANNER GOT INTO A FIGHT
BECAUSE OF IT.
613
00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:37,169
WHO WITH?
614
00:35:37,203 --> 00:35:38,570
THE SEVENTH GRADE.
WHAT?
615
00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,507
THE SEVENTH GRADE.
616
00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:44,510
YOU TOOK ON
THE WHOLE SEVENTH GRADE?
617
00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:47,779
YOU WANT TO QUIT, TANNER?
618
00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:50,449
CRUD, NO.
I WANT TO PLAY BALL.
619
00:35:56,955 --> 00:36:00,492
I CAN UNDERSTAND
HOW YOU GUYS FEEL.
620
00:36:00,526 --> 00:36:04,196
I HAVEN'T BEEN
MUCH OF A MANAGER...
621
00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:07,499
OR MUCH OF ANYTHING ELSE,
FOR THAT MATTER.
622
00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,604
AND I'M SORRY.
623
00:36:12,638 --> 00:36:14,773
BUT THIS QUITTING THING...
624
00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:17,609
IT'S A HARD HABIT TO BREAK
ONCE YOU START.
625
00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:22,414
YOU'RE A DAMN
GOOD BUNCH OF BOYS.
626
00:36:22,448 --> 00:36:25,217
YOU PROBABLY DESERVED
A LOT BETTER THAN ME,
627
00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:26,985
BUT WE'RE STUCK
WITH EACH OTHER.
628
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:28,720
JIMMY, GRAB A BAT.
629
00:36:28,754 --> 00:36:31,857
ENGELBERRY, GET YOUR GEAR ON,
GET BEHIND HOME PLATE.
630
00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:34,793
WHAT FOR?
WE NEED TO PRACTICE.
631
00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:36,695
♪ BUT WE DISBANDED THE TEAM.
WE TOOK A VOTE.
632
00:36:37,763 --> 00:36:39,498
GODDAMN IT!
633
00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:42,234
NOBODY'S VOTE COUNTS
AROUND HERE BUT MINE!
634
00:36:42,268 --> 00:36:46,605
GET YOUR GEAR ON AND GET
YOUR FAT ASS BEHIND THE PLATE
BEFORE I KICK IT UP THERE.
635
00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:51,943
AND THE REST OF YOU PANSY-ASS
QUITTERS, MOVE YOUR ASSES
BEFORE I KICK THEM ALL.
636
00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:55,714
WE GOT A GAME WITH
THE ATHLETICS NEXT WEDNESDAY,
637
00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:58,817
AND THAT MEANS
ONLY ONE THING...
638
00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:01,453
BAD NEWS
FOR THE ATHLETICS!
639
00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:05,557
OH, NO, NO, NO.
640
00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:07,593
YOU'RE DRAGGING
YOUR RIGHT FOOT, JIMMY.
641
00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:10,962
YOU GOT TO PLANT IT.
HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.
642
00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:12,998
RIGHT HERE.
JUST PLANT IT.
643
00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:14,700
MAKE SURE
IT STAYS THERE.
644
00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,602
OKAY.
645
00:37:16,635 --> 00:37:17,836
♪ LET'S LOOK ALIVE OUT THERE.
646
00:37:17,869 --> 00:37:19,671
LET'S LOOK ALIVE.
647
00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:23,742
WAY TO GO, JIMMY!
648
00:37:24,810 --> 00:37:25,811
♪ GOOD HIT!
649
00:37:26,878 --> 00:37:28,447
WAY TO GO!
650
00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:34,753
NO, TANNER, NO!
EVERYBODY WATCH THIS.
651
00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:36,922
YOU GET DOWN
ON YOUR LEFT KNEE THERE,
652
00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:39,755
SO IF YOU MISS THE BALL,
IT HITS YOUR BODY,
YOU CAN STILL MAKE THE PLAY.
653
00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:41,927
UP, EVERYBODY.
654
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,762
ALL RIGHT, ENGELBERRY,
HIT IT AGAIN.
655
00:37:46,632 --> 00:37:49,868
THAT'S IT!
THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT!
YOU SEE HOW EASY IT IS?
656
00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:52,871
YOU SEE HOW SIMPLE THAT IS?
YOU JUST GET DOWN
ON YOUR LEFT KNEE.
657
00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:53,872
YOU MISS THE BALL,
IT HITS YOUR BODY.
YOU STILL MAKE THE PLAY.
658
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:56,308
YOU UNDERSTAND?
659
00:37:56,342 --> 00:37:57,342
OKAY, LET'S
DO IT AGAIN.
660
00:37:57,909 --> 00:37:59,745
[YELLING]
661
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:07,018
A BUSTED BAT
AND A LONG FLY BALL...
662
00:38:07,052 --> 00:38:10,556
ANY DAY NOW
DUROCHER WILL CALL!
663
00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:25,604
♪ OOH!
SHIT!
664
00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:26,637
♪OW!
665
00:38:29,841 --> 00:38:31,810
ANY SECOND NOW...
IT'LL BE...
666
00:38:32,878 --> 00:38:35,647
HEART-ATTACK TIME.
667
00:38:35,681 --> 00:38:37,001
I'LL SEND FLOWERS
TO YOUR FUNERAL.
668
00:38:37,949 --> 00:38:40,519
MUST HAVE... SUSTENANCE.
669
00:38:48,894 --> 00:38:51,029
COULDN'T YOU AT LEAST
HAVE UNWRAPPED IT?
670
00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:53,097
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
671
00:38:53,865 --> 00:38:55,767
GOOD MOVE!
672
00:38:59,571 --> 00:39:02,508
"BUTTERWORTH."
♪HELLO, ROY.
673
00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:05,444
WHAT'S YOUR BOYS
DOING OUT IN THE FIELD?
674
00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:09,481
GETTING READY FOR A GAME
WITH THE ATHLETICS.
675
00:39:09,515 --> 00:39:11,750
THE ATHLETICS?
HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?
676
00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:14,463
COUNCILMAN WHITEWOOD
TOLD THE LEAGUE COMMITTEE
HE'S CALLING IT QUITS.
677
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,822
HE IS. WE AREN'T.
678
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:20,492
WHAT ARE YOU,
ONE OF THOSE SADISTS
OR SOMETHING?
679
00:39:20,526 --> 00:39:22,661
DIDN'T THOSE KIDS TAKE ENOUGH
OF A BEATING ON OPENING DAY?
WHAT THE HELL YOU TRYING TO DO?
680
00:39:23,729 --> 00:39:25,831
WIN THE PENNANT.
681
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:29,034
THIS SCHEDULE SAYS
THAT ON THE LAST DAY
OF THE SEASON, JUNE 19th,
682
00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:31,603
THE TWO BEST TEAMS
PLAY FOR THE TITLE.
683
00:39:31,637 --> 00:39:33,605
WE INTEND TO BE
ONE OF THOSE TEAMS.
684
00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:35,774
BE A LOT OF FUN IF
YOU WERE THE OTHER.
685
00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:38,043
TWO HANDS, ENGELBERG,
TWO HANDS!
686
00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:44,082
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
I WANT TO SEE SOME
HARD-NOSED PLAY OUT THERE.
687
00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:45,635
NOW, EVERYBODY,
ONCE MORE WITH FEELING.
688
00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:47,819
FIRST BASE! SECOND BASE!
689
00:39:47,853 --> 00:39:50,689
DO WE HAVE TO DO THAT ONE?
IT'S SO CORNY.
690
00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:53,759
COME ON, LISTEN TO ME.
ONCE MORE WITH FEELING.
FIRST BASE! SECOND BASE!
691
00:39:54,826 --> 00:39:56,094
THIRD BASE! HOME!
692
00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:59,665
AROUND THEM BASES
WE SHALL ROAM!
693
00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:01,800
COME ON, BATTER!
694
00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:04,936
CHECK THE BIG PLAY!
695
00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:08,674
BATTER CAN'T HIT!
696
00:40:11,877 --> 00:40:12,844
BATTER...
697
00:40:12,878 --> 00:40:14,646
SWING!
698
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,047
BALL FOUR!
TAKE YOUR BASE.
699
00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:35,667
GO HOME!
700
00:40:35,701 --> 00:40:36,702
HOME! GO HOME!
701
00:40:36,735 --> 00:40:37,703
HERE! HOME!
702
00:40:37,736 --> 00:40:38,704
GO HOME!
703
00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:40,005
ALL THE WAY HOME!
704
00:40:40,038 --> 00:40:41,038
GO HOME!
705
00:40:52,918 --> 00:40:53,918
OUT!
706
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:55,786
CRUD!
707
00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:03,729
COME ON! CATCH IT!
708
00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:07,966
WHO DO WE APPRECIATE?
709
00:41:09,034 --> 00:41:10,034
BEARS! BEARS!
710
00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:13,004
YAY!
711
00:41:14,706 --> 00:41:18,009
ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
GUYS, LIGHTEN UP.
712
00:41:18,043 --> 00:41:19,911
WE FINISHED
THE WHOLE GAME, DIDN'T WE?
713
00:41:19,945 --> 00:41:23,014
TANNER ALMOST GOT A BASE HIT
IN THE FOURTH INNING.
714
00:41:23,048 --> 00:41:25,651
I THOUGHT YOU
WERE SAFE, TANNER.
715
00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:29,187
COME ON, FELLAS.
ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY.
716
00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:30,620
YEAH. IT TOOK
SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS.
717
00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:33,892
WE LOST 18-0, "BUTTERCRUD."
718
00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:36,695
AND THE ATHLETICS ARE
THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE.
SECOND WORST.
719
00:41:36,728 --> 00:41:39,798
SORRY, I FORGOT.
SNAP OUT OF IT!
720
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,231
NOBODY SAID IT WAS
GOING TO BE EASY.
721
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,102
DON'T LOOK SO GLUM.
722
00:41:44,135 --> 00:41:47,005
WELL,
WE COMMITTED 24 ERRORS.
723
00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:49,174
THEIR PITCHER THREW
A NO-HITTER AGAINST US.
724
00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:50,287
BUT THERE IS
SOME GOOD NEWS.
725
00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:53,211
♪ TWO OF OUR RUNNERS...
726
00:41:53,244 --> 00:41:55,947
ALMOST MANAGED
TO GET TO FIRST BASE,
727
00:41:55,981 --> 00:41:59,117
AND WE DID HIT
17 FOUL BALLS.
728
00:41:59,150 --> 00:42:00,390
THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
729
00:42:01,252 --> 00:42:02,854
COKES AND HOT DOGS ON ME.
730
00:42:03,922 --> 00:42:06,224
YEAH!
THIS WAY.
731
00:42:06,257 --> 00:42:09,097
BUTTERMAKER, I SAID
I WASN'T INTERESTED.
THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
732
00:42:09,127 --> 00:42:12,163
I'M NOT AFRAID.
I'M JUST THROUGH WITH
ALL THAT TOMBOY STUFF.
733
00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:16,101
BASEBALL'S NOT TOMBOY STUFF.
IT'S YOUR COUNTRY'S NATIONAL
PASTIME. IT'S HEALTHY.
734
00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:18,904
IT'S A LOT HEALTHIER
THAN SITTING AROUND HERE
ON A STUPID STREET CORNER
735
00:42:18,937 --> 00:42:20,777
SELLING DUMB MAPS
TO A BUNCH OF IGNORANT HICKS.
736
00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:23,675
LOOK AT THAT GUT ON YOU.
737
00:42:23,709 --> 00:42:26,612
I BEG YOUR PARDON.
THERE ISN'T AN OUNCE
OF FAT ON ME.
738
00:42:26,645 --> 00:42:29,147
THERE WILL BE IF YOU KEEP
SITTING AROUND HERE.
739
00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:32,784
THIS IS SURE
A LOUSY JOB YOU GOT.
IT AIN'T LOUSY.
740
00:42:32,818 --> 00:42:35,954
HALF THE STATE OF IOWA
CAME BY LAST WEEK.
CLEARED 85 BUCKS.
741
00:42:35,987 --> 00:42:38,724
BET IT'S MORE
THAN YOU MAKE.
742
00:42:38,757 --> 00:42:41,760
YOU SAVING
ANY OF THAT MONEY?
OF COURSE I AM.
743
00:42:41,793 --> 00:42:43,862
WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO WITH IT?
744
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:45,864
I'M GOING
TO GET BRACES.
745
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:49,735
I'M GOING TO BE
TAKING BALLET
LESSONS PRETTY SOON.
746
00:42:49,768 --> 00:42:52,203
I'M... I'M GOING
TO BE A MODEL.
747
00:42:52,237 --> 00:42:54,239
WELL, NOW WE'RE
GETTING SOMEWHERE.
748
00:42:55,306 --> 00:42:57,275
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...
749
00:42:57,308 --> 00:42:59,277
YOU COME AND PITCH
A FEW GAMES FOR US,
750
00:42:59,310 --> 00:43:02,147
I'LL PAY FOR
THE MODELING THING
AND THE BALLET LESSONS.
751
00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:04,616
CAN'T DO ANYTHING
ABOUT THE BRACES
'CAUSE THAT'S BIG MONEY.
752
00:43:04,650 --> 00:43:06,117
BUTTERMAKER,
YOU'RE SO DUMB.
753
00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:08,186
THOSE BOYS AREN'T ROUGH.
YOU WON'T GET HURT.
754
00:43:08,219 --> 00:43:10,989
THAT'S GOT NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT.
755
00:43:11,022 --> 00:43:12,991
I'M ALMOST 12,
AND I'LL...
756
00:43:13,024 --> 00:43:14,826
I'LL BE GETTING
A BRA SOON.
757
00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:21,166
WELL, MAYBE
IN A YEAR OR SO.
758
00:43:21,199 --> 00:43:23,935
I CAN'T BE PLAYING
NO DUMB BASEBALL.
759
00:43:23,969 --> 00:43:27,939
YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
760
00:43:27,973 --> 00:43:32,043
YOU'RE TURNING INTO
A REGULAR LITTLE LADY.
761
00:43:34,212 --> 00:43:36,682
IT WAS A DUMB IDEA ANYWAY.
762
00:43:36,715 --> 00:43:39,851
I MEAN, YOU WOULDN'T
HAVE HELPED THE TEAM MUCH.
763
00:43:39,885 --> 00:43:42,921
YOU WERE GREAT
WHEN YOU WERE NINE,
764
00:43:42,954 --> 00:43:46,958
BUT GIRLS REACH THEIR PEAK
ATHLETICALLY ABOUT THAT AGE.
765
00:43:46,992 --> 00:43:49,112
PROBABLY HAVEN'T PICKED UP
A BALL IN TWO YEARS ANYWAY.
766
00:43:50,095 --> 00:43:52,831
GIVE MY LOVE TO YOUR MOM.
767
00:43:52,864 --> 00:43:54,766
DON'T BE SUCH A STRANGER.
768
00:43:57,936 --> 00:43:58,936
HEY, BOILERMAKER.
769
00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:01,172
YEAH?
770
00:44:01,206 --> 00:44:03,241
GOT MY CURVE
BREAKING 2 1/2 FEET.
771
00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:06,745
OH, YEAH?
THEN YOU HAVE BEEN
PRACTICING, HUH?
772
00:44:06,778 --> 00:44:09,080
BUT DON'T GIVE ME
NO BALONEY...
773
00:44:09,114 --> 00:44:11,082
ABOUT A CURVE BREAKING
2 1/2 FEET, THOUGH.
774
00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:13,819
FOR HOW MUCH?
775
00:44:13,852 --> 00:44:15,220
TEN BUCKS.
776
00:44:15,253 --> 00:44:16,988
MAKE IT 20.
777
00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:18,857
WE GOT A BET.
778
00:44:36,742 --> 00:44:39,811
I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING
TO SEE SOME CURVES.
779
00:44:39,845 --> 00:44:43,214
OKAY,
THE NEXT ONE'S COMING
RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR EYES.
780
00:44:52,924 --> 00:44:54,225
TWELVE BALLET LESSONS.
781
00:44:54,259 --> 00:44:55,994
NINE BALLET LESSONS.
782
00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:58,129
THEY'RE $3.00 A SHOT.
I CAN'T...
783
00:44:58,163 --> 00:45:00,498
TWELVE BALLET LESSONS
OR NO GO.
784
00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:02,901
I JUST LIT THAT CIGAR.
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
785
00:45:02,934 --> 00:45:04,402
MAKE IT NINE
BALLET LESSONS...
786
00:45:04,435 --> 00:45:07,906
I WANT THE IMPORTED
KIND OF JEANS.
JEANS?
787
00:45:07,939 --> 00:45:11,509
YES. FRENCH JEANS.
I'M NOT GETTING YOU
ANY JEANS.
788
00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:15,847
YOU KNOW HOW MANY POOLS
I GOT TO CLEAN
TO GET IMPORTED JEANS?
789
00:45:15,881 --> 00:45:17,983
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH AMERICAN JEANS?
I DON'T LIKE THEM.
790
00:45:18,016 --> 00:45:21,787
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE,
CATFISH HUNTER?
WHO'S HE?
791
00:45:25,123 --> 00:45:27,092
BOYS, I'D LIKE YOU TO
MEET YOUR NEW PITCHER...
792
00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:29,895
AMANDA WHURLIZER.
793
00:45:29,928 --> 00:45:31,368
JEWS, SPICS, NIGGERS,
AND NOW A GIRL?
794
00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:34,032
GRAB A BAT, PUNK.
795
00:45:44,142 --> 00:45:45,844
JIMMY FELDMAN,
TOBY WHITEWOOD.
796
00:45:46,912 --> 00:45:48,213
♪ TOBY!
797
00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:49,981
YEAH! RIGHT.
798
00:45:50,015 --> 00:45:51,282
♪ SIXTH. NO,
YOU'RE SEVENTH.
799
00:45:51,316 --> 00:45:53,118
SEVENTH.
800
00:45:53,151 --> 00:45:54,986
[WOMAN ON P.A.]
FIRST UP FOR THE METS...
801
00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:57,488
ROY CLOSE, NUMBER SEVEN,
LEFT FIELD.
802
00:46:00,525 --> 00:46:04,029
COME ON, AMANDA.
RIGHT THROUGH HIM!
803
00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:09,434
STRIKE.
[APPLAUSE]
804
00:46:16,074 --> 00:46:17,442
COME ON, MANDY!
805
00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:21,146
STRIKE THREE!
YOU'RE OUT!
806
00:46:22,213 --> 00:46:24,549
OHH!
807
00:46:24,582 --> 00:46:28,419
[ANNOUNCER]
NOW BATTING FOR THE METS...
DAVID DELMARDO.
808
00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:34,826
WHAT'S SHE DOING
NOW WITH THE...
809
00:46:34,860 --> 00:46:38,129
AH, THAT'S THE, UH...
THAT'S THE SPITTER.
810
00:46:38,163 --> 00:46:40,866
WETS... WETS HER
FINGERS, YOU SEE.
811
00:46:40,899 --> 00:46:44,035
THEN SHE APPEARS
TO DRY THEM ON HER CAP,
812
00:46:44,069 --> 00:46:46,905
BUT SHE'S NOT 'CAUSE SHE
HAS VASELINE UNDER THERE.
813
00:46:50,608 --> 00:46:52,043
STRIKE THREE!
YOU'RE OUT!
814
00:47:01,052 --> 00:47:02,854
STRIKE THREE!
YOU'RE OUT!
815
00:47:04,555 --> 00:47:07,558
TAKE IT EASY ON
THE FIRST FEW BATTERS.
816
00:47:07,592 --> 00:47:10,228
I WANT TO SEE HOW OUR
INFIELD HANDLES BALLS.
817
00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:12,998
[ANNOUNCER]
CARL PARANSKI, NUMBER SIX...
818
00:47:13,031 --> 00:47:16,201
THE COOL, CALM
PARANSKI SHIFT!
819
00:47:27,578 --> 00:47:29,180
YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE GAME.
820
00:47:29,214 --> 00:47:31,416
LET'S GET BACK IN THE BOX.
821
00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:39,991
[CHEERING]
822
00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:46,864
FORGET IT, FORGET IT.
FORGET IT, MIGUEL.
823
00:47:56,574 --> 00:47:57,608
NO.
824
00:48:00,645 --> 00:48:08,645
STRIKE THREE!
825
00:48:10,121 --> 00:48:13,158
[BUTTERMAKER]
COME ON, GUYS!
PAY ATTENTION!
826
00:48:13,191 --> 00:48:15,893
THEY CAN'T WIN
IF THEY DON'T SCORE!
827
00:48:24,635 --> 00:48:26,637
[SHOUTING]
828
00:48:44,655 --> 00:48:45,895
NICE WORK, ENGELBERG.
GOOD GAME.
829
00:48:46,524 --> 00:48:48,093
NICE GOING, TANNER.
830
00:48:48,126 --> 00:48:49,961
♪ TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT!
831
00:48:49,995 --> 00:48:52,563
WHO DO WE APPRECIATE?
832
00:48:52,597 --> 00:48:56,167
BEARS! BEARS!
TOBY, JOSE, TIMMY...
833
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,976
LUPUS, YOU DUMB SPAZ,
WE WOULD HAVE WON
IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU!
834
00:49:05,010 --> 00:49:07,545
COME ON, LEAVE HIM ALONE.
WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?
835
00:49:07,578 --> 00:49:10,081
LET'S NOT HAVE ANY SHOVING.
836
00:49:10,115 --> 00:49:12,683
NOW CUT THAT OUT!
MOVE OVER.
837
00:49:12,717 --> 00:49:16,654
ALL I KNOW IS,
WHEN WE WIN A GAME,
IT'S A TEAM WIN.
838
00:49:16,687 --> 00:49:20,258
WHEN WE LOSE A GAME,
IT'S A TEAM LOSS.
839
00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:23,528
NOW, ON FRIDAY,
WE PLAY THE WHITE SOX.
840
00:49:23,561 --> 00:49:25,696
NOW, WHAT DOES THAT
MEAN TO YOU GUYS?
841
00:49:25,730 --> 00:49:28,599
[ALL] BAD NEWS
FOR THE WHITE SOX!
842
00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:31,602
DAMN RIGHT.
843
00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:34,105
LOOK ALIVE OUT THERE.
LET'S LOOK ALIVE.
844
00:49:37,175 --> 00:49:38,543
I GOT IT!
845
00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:40,211
NO, YOU DON'T!
IT'S OVER THE FENCE!
846
00:49:51,556 --> 00:49:53,558
HEY! HEY, PUNK!
847
00:49:53,591 --> 00:49:55,426
[STARTS ENGINE]
I THOUGHT I...
848
00:49:55,460 --> 00:50:00,131
[REVVING]
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO QUIT HANGING AROUND!
849
00:50:01,199 --> 00:50:03,068
JUMPIN' CATFISH!
850
00:50:03,101 --> 00:50:05,303
WHAT A GREAT ARM!
WHO IS THAT KID, ANYWAY?
851
00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:08,606
OF COURSE HE'S GOT A GREAT ARM.
HE'S THE BEST ATHLETE
IN THE AREA.
852
00:50:08,639 --> 00:50:10,007
BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND...
853
00:50:11,076 --> 00:50:13,044
THAT'S KELLY LEAK.
854
00:50:13,078 --> 00:50:14,638
YOU GUYS TALKING
ABOUT KELLY LEAK?
♪YEAH.
855
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,115
THAT DUDE IS A BAD MOTHER.
856
00:50:17,148 --> 00:50:19,050
YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT A LOAN SHARK.
857
00:50:19,084 --> 00:50:21,286
I BORROWED A NICKEL
FROM HIM LAST WEEK.
858
00:50:21,319 --> 00:50:22,520
HE SAID IF I DIDN'T
GIVE HIM A DIME BY FRIDAY,
HE'D BREAK MY ARM.
859
00:50:23,588 --> 00:50:25,790
♪ ES UN BANDIDO.
860
00:50:25,823 --> 00:50:28,326
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT,
BUT I LIKE HIM. HE'S GOT BALLS.
861
00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:31,796
WHY SCREW AROUND GUYS?
IF THE GUY CAN PLAY BALL,
HE CAN PLAY BALL.
862
00:50:31,829 --> 00:50:33,298
LET'S GET HIM ON THE TEAM.
863
00:50:37,235 --> 00:50:39,304
[SHOUTING]
864
00:50:45,110 --> 00:50:46,511
[CROWD SIGHS]
865
00:50:50,148 --> 00:50:51,148
WANT TO GO AGAIN?
NO.
866
00:50:51,649 --> 00:50:54,051
ANYBODY ELSE?
867
00:50:57,388 --> 00:51:00,758
SAW YOU THROW THE BALL
THE OTHER DAY. GOT A GREAT ARM.
868
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,130
SO-SO.
869
00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:07,765
WE COULD USE A GOOD
OUTFIELDER ON OUR TEAM.
870
00:51:07,798 --> 00:51:10,801
YOU CALL WHAT YOU GOT
A TEAM?
871
00:51:24,615 --> 00:51:27,685
WHAT YOU GOT AGAINST
BASEBALL ANYWAY?
872
00:51:29,620 --> 00:51:32,723
THE BASEBALL YOU GUYS PLAY
IS FOR FAGGOTS AND OLD FARTS...
873
00:51:32,757 --> 00:51:35,526
WHO DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
BETTER TO DO WITH THEMSELVES.
874
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,828
YOU MUST LIKE
THOSE KIND OF GUYS.
875
00:51:37,862 --> 00:51:39,864
YOU SURE DO HANG AROUND
THE FIELD OFTEN ENOUGH.
876
00:51:39,897 --> 00:51:43,334
THERE'S NICE ASS AT THE FIELD.
THAT'S WHY I HANG AROUND THERE.
877
00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:47,977
I HEAR YOU LIKE TO GAMBLE.
878
00:51:48,373 --> 00:51:49,840
WE GO A DOLLAR A GAME HERE.
879
00:51:50,908 --> 00:51:52,677
SERVE IT.
880
00:51:52,710 --> 00:51:54,779
I DON'T WANT
TO PLAY FOR MONEY.
881
00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:58,716
IF I WIN, YOU PLAY
BASEBALL FOR THE BEARS.
882
00:51:58,749 --> 00:52:00,618
- AND IF I WIN?
- NAME IT.
883
00:52:01,686 --> 00:52:03,188
[PINBALL MACHINES DINGING]
884
00:52:25,710 --> 00:52:28,313
WELL, HOW DID IT GO?
885
00:52:29,380 --> 00:52:31,316
I LOST.
886
00:52:31,349 --> 00:52:33,751
WHAT? YOU SAID
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE
SO GOOD AT THOSE GAMES.
887
00:52:33,784 --> 00:52:37,922
I AM, HE'S JUST BETTER AT IT!
THAT'S THE LAST TIME
I EVER LISTEN TO YOU.
888
00:52:39,590 --> 00:52:41,826
8:00 FRIDAY NIGHT.
889
00:52:48,366 --> 00:52:50,335
WHAT'S THAT?
NOTHING.
890
00:52:50,368 --> 00:52:51,368
WHAT'S 8:00
FRIDAY NIGHT?
891
00:52:52,303 --> 00:52:53,938
I LOST THAT GAME,
892
00:52:53,971 --> 00:52:56,841
SO I GOTTA GO TO
THE ROLLING STONES
CONCERT WITH THE CREEP.
893
00:52:56,874 --> 00:52:58,976
THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS
THING I EVER HEARD OF.
894
00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:01,212
11-YEAR-OLD GIRLS
DON'T GO OUT ON DATES.
895
00:53:01,246 --> 00:53:02,880
OF COURSE THEY DO.
WHERE YOU BEEN?
896
00:53:02,913 --> 00:53:05,750
THEY DON'T GO OUT
WITH PEOPLE LIKE THAT.
897
00:53:05,783 --> 00:53:08,753
BOY, YOU TAKE THE CAKE.
FIRST YOU BLOW THE GAME,
898
00:53:08,786 --> 00:53:11,622
THEN YOU GET ROPED INTO
A DATE WITH AN EX-CON.
899
00:53:11,656 --> 00:53:14,859
YOU'RE LIKE A CHIMNEY.
I'M SICK OF IT.
900
00:53:14,892 --> 00:53:16,193
START THE CAR,
AND LET'S GO.
901
00:53:17,262 --> 00:53:18,763
PROBABLY LOST ON PURPOSE.
902
00:53:18,796 --> 00:53:20,831
YOU PROBABLY LIKE
THE LITTLE BABOON.
903
00:53:20,865 --> 00:53:23,501
BLOW IT OUT
YOUR BUNGHOLE!
904
00:53:27,338 --> 00:53:29,874
WHAT IF HE TRIES
SOMETHING, UH...
905
00:53:32,343 --> 00:53:33,878
I'LL HANDLE IT.
906
00:53:33,911 --> 00:53:36,981
ROLLING STONES.
11 YEARS OLD.
907
00:53:37,014 --> 00:53:39,584
I KNOW AN 11-YEAR-OLD
GIRL WHO'S ON THE PILL.
908
00:53:40,951 --> 00:53:43,554
DON'T EVER SAY
THAT WORD AGAIN.
909
00:53:43,588 --> 00:53:45,890
JESUS, JUST WHO IN THE HECK
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
910
00:53:45,923 --> 00:53:47,203
YOUR GODDAMN MANAGER,
THAT'S WHO.
911
00:53:47,858 --> 00:53:49,226
BIG WOW.
912
00:54:10,014 --> 00:54:12,014
LUPUS, COULD YOU GO
SOMEWHERE ELSE
WHILE I'M EATING?
913
00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:16,654
YOU MAKE ME SICK.
914
00:54:20,024 --> 00:54:21,759
CRIPES.
915
00:54:21,792 --> 00:54:24,295
♪ HEY, LUPUS, MAN,
HOW'S IT GOING?
916
00:54:24,329 --> 00:54:26,997
GIVE IT!
WHAT DO YOU NEED IT FOR?
YOU HARDLY EVER PLAY ANYWAYS.
917
00:54:27,031 --> 00:54:28,511
SIT DOWN.
WE WAS ONLY KIDDING ANYWAYS.
918
00:54:28,866 --> 00:54:29,866
HA HA HA HA!
919
00:54:30,735 --> 00:54:32,703
THAT LOOKS NEAT, MAN.
920
00:54:32,737 --> 00:54:35,097
WE OUGHT TO DO THAT
TO ALL THE BEARS.
THEY MIGHT PLAY BETTER.
921
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,042
[LAUGHING]
922
00:54:38,075 --> 00:54:41,712
HEY, JOEY, YOU HUNGRY?
YOU WANT MY BURRITO?
923
00:54:41,746 --> 00:54:44,382
♪ I WOULDN'T EAT YOUR
BURRITO IF YOU PAID ME TO.
924
00:54:44,415 --> 00:54:46,984
AW, GO ON. TAKE IT.
THAT'S THE BEST WAY TO EAT IT.
925
00:54:48,052 --> 00:54:49,954
YOU LITTLE...
926
00:54:52,423 --> 00:54:54,759
I'M GOING
TO KILL YOU!
927
00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:56,594
I'M GOING TO KNOCK YOUR HEAD
DOWN SO FAR YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO TAKE OFF YOUR HAT!
928
00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:58,396
♪ I'M GOING TO BEAT
THE CRUD OUT OF YOU.
929
00:54:58,429 --> 00:55:02,333
I'LL TAKE ON
ALL THE YANKEES
AFTER THIS.
930
00:55:02,367 --> 00:55:05,336
I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR
BUTT, YOU LITTLE SHIT.
931
00:55:05,370 --> 00:55:08,773
YOU OWE ME 30 CENTS
FOR THAT BURRITO.
932
00:55:15,045 --> 00:55:17,782
YOU LITTLE SHIT.
933
00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:20,785
THAT'S ONE BEAR DOWN,
11 TO GO.
934
00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:22,853
COME TO THINK OF IT,
THEY AIN'T WORTH IT.
935
00:55:29,627 --> 00:55:32,663
THANKS. NOBODY EVER
STUCK UP FOR ME BEFORE.
936
00:55:32,697 --> 00:55:34,832
WELL, LUPUS, IF YOU WIPED
YOUR NOSE ONCE IN A WHILE,
937
00:55:34,865 --> 00:55:37,034
PEOPLE WOULDN'T GIVE YOU
SO MUCH CRUD ALL THE TIME.
938
00:55:42,039 --> 00:55:44,341
[BUTTERMAKER YELLING]
939
00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:51,749
HOW MANY TIMES
YOU GOT TO BE TOLD
TO QUIT HANGING AROUND HERE?
940
00:55:51,782 --> 00:55:54,118
I'M JUST SITTING HERE.
THIS FIELD
IS FOR BALLPLAYERS,
941
00:55:54,151 --> 00:55:55,886
NOT FOR JUVENILE
DELINQUENTS.
942
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:59,390
I CAN PLAY BASEBALL BETTER
THAN ANYBODY IN THIS LEAGUE.
943
00:55:59,424 --> 00:56:02,960
IT'S A SHAME WE'RE NEVER
GOING TO FIND THAT OUT.
944
00:56:02,993 --> 00:56:05,696
NOBODY HERE WANTS
ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
945
00:56:05,730 --> 00:56:09,800
NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
COME ON, GET OUT OF HERE.
946
00:56:20,177 --> 00:56:21,712
[ENGINE STARTS]
947
00:56:26,083 --> 00:56:27,051
THERE'S SOMETHING I FORGOT
TO TELL YOU GUYS...
IT'S A LEAGUE RULE.
948
00:56:28,118 --> 00:56:30,187
CUPS AND SUPPORTERS...
949
00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:32,122
♪ [ALL GROANING]
DO WE HAVE TO?
950
00:56:32,156 --> 00:56:33,824
GOT TO BE WORN
AT ALL TIMES.
951
00:56:33,858 --> 00:56:35,660
♪ ¿QUE ES ESTO?
952
00:56:35,693 --> 00:56:37,194
THEY'RE VERY
UNCOMFORTABLE.
953
00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:39,027
WELL, EITHER YOU WEAR THEM,
OR YOU DON'T PLAY.
954
00:56:39,830 --> 00:56:41,699
CAN WE STOP THIS ALREADY?
955
00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:43,734
WE GOT ANOTHER
HOUR OF PRACTICE.
956
00:56:43,768 --> 00:56:46,170
♪ NO ME VOY A PONER ESTO.
ESTO DUELE.
WHAT?
957
00:56:46,203 --> 00:56:48,773
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
I'VE BEEN BRUSHING UP
ON MY SPANISH OF LATE,
958
00:56:48,806 --> 00:56:52,610
AND I THINK HE'S SAYING
SOMETHING ABOUT HIS BEING
A CATHOLIC AND IT'S A SIN.
959
00:56:53,678 --> 00:56:54,845
OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
960
00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:03,621
♪ IT'S NOT A GAS MASK.
I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
961
00:57:03,654 --> 00:57:05,974
THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY.
LET'S BE DEMOCRATIC
AND TAKE A VOTE.
962
00:57:08,058 --> 00:57:11,962
- THERE WILL BE
NO VOTE, ENGELBERG.
- WHAT ABOUT AMANDA?
963
00:57:11,996 --> 00:57:13,798
YOU AIN'T STRAPPING
ONE OF THESE THINGS ON ME.
964
00:57:13,831 --> 00:57:16,967
IF SHE DON'T WEAR ONE,
I DON'T WEAR ONE.
965
00:57:17,001 --> 00:57:19,737
♪ YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH!
966
00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:22,172
♪ [TANNER] ANYWAY,
IT'S TOO SMALL.
967
00:57:22,206 --> 00:57:24,709
IF SHE DOESN'T WEAR ONE,
NEITHER DO I.
968
00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:27,044
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
969
00:57:27,077 --> 00:57:29,013
SOME ASSHOLE
CHANGED MY MIND.
970
00:57:37,154 --> 00:57:40,090
A LITTLE HARDER, HUH?
971
00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:42,159
WHO'S THIS TURKEY
THINK HE IS, MICKEY MANTLE?
972
00:57:43,227 --> 00:57:44,862
RIFLE ONE.
973
00:58:12,222 --> 00:58:14,692
THEY WIN ONE LOUSY GAME,
974
00:58:14,725 --> 00:58:15,826
NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
THEY'LL SUE FOR THE RIGHT
TO PLAY IN DODGER STADIUM.
975
00:58:16,894 --> 00:58:18,796
[TALKING AND YELLING]
976
00:58:23,133 --> 00:58:24,802
ENGELBERG!
977
00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:28,072
ENGELBERG! DID YOU
TAKE MY HAMBURGER?
NO!
978
00:58:31,108 --> 00:58:34,879
HEY, WOULD YOU SHUT UP?
RIGHT ON MY PUNCH LINE.
979
00:58:34,912 --> 00:58:37,682
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE
TO THE FLAG...
980
00:58:37,715 --> 00:58:39,984
OF THE UNITED STATES
OF AMERICA...
981
00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:43,654
AND TO THE REPUBLIC
FOR WHICH IT STANDS...
982
00:58:43,688 --> 00:58:46,991
ONE NATION, UNDER GOD,
INDIVISIBLE,
983
00:58:47,024 --> 00:58:50,961
WITH LIBERTY
AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.
984
00:58:50,995 --> 00:58:52,997
I JUST GET
AN EIGHT COUNT HERE.
985
00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:54,965
I KNOW, BUT IT'S OKAY. I GOT
THE WHOLE THING FIGURED OUT.
986
00:58:54,999 --> 00:58:57,968
THIS IS WHAT I DO.
I TAKE MY TWO OUTFIELDERS,
HENRY AND THOR,
987
00:58:58,002 --> 00:59:00,004
PLAY THEM RIGHT
AND LEFT CENTER.
988
00:59:00,037 --> 00:59:02,077
OH, WOULD YOU STOP IT!
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.
989
00:59:02,106 --> 00:59:04,575
THREE OF MY WHITE SOX
HAVE GOT THE FLU.
990
00:59:04,609 --> 00:59:05,676
I'VE GOT A GODDAMN LITTLE
JESUS FREAK IN BAKERSFIELD
AT A REVIVAL MEETING.
991
00:59:06,744 --> 00:59:08,178
I AM SORRY!
992
00:59:08,212 --> 00:59:10,681
THE WHITE SOX ARE GONNA
HAVE TO FORFEIT THE GAME.
993
00:59:11,749 --> 00:59:12,983
IT'S A FORFEIT.
994
00:59:13,017 --> 00:59:14,852
THE WHITE SOX
HAVE TO FORFEIT.
995
00:59:17,087 --> 00:59:18,055
♪ ALL RIGHT!
996
00:59:18,088 --> 00:59:19,088
TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT!
997
00:59:20,090 --> 00:59:21,125
WHO DO WE APPRECIATE?
998
00:59:22,192 --> 00:59:23,828
WHITE SOX! WHITE SOX!
999
00:59:23,861 --> 00:59:26,063
YAY!
1000
00:59:35,072 --> 00:59:37,007
CAN'T THIS THING
GO ANY FASTER?
SURE.
1001
00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:39,610
[ACCELERATING]
1002
00:59:43,814 --> 00:59:45,249
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?
1003
00:59:45,282 --> 00:59:48,152
I CAN'T HELP IT.
I REALLY HATE THAT KID.
1004
01:00:06,704 --> 01:00:07,704
OUT!
1005
01:00:10,975 --> 01:00:11,976
OUT!
1006
01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:27,123
SHIT!
1007
01:00:47,211 --> 01:00:48,211
HE'S OUT.
1008
01:00:51,248 --> 01:00:52,983
UHH!
1009
01:00:53,017 --> 01:00:54,017
[GROANS]
1010
01:01:05,129 --> 01:01:06,731
STOP IT!
SOMEBODY'S HURT!
1011
01:01:06,764 --> 01:01:08,733
[MOANING]
1012
01:01:10,835 --> 01:01:12,803
OW. RIGHT IN THE BALLS.
1013
01:01:12,837 --> 01:01:14,357
♪ HEY, GIVE HIM SOME AIR.
COME ON, NOW.
1014
01:01:15,172 --> 01:01:16,172
♪ GET BACK TO THE DUGOUT.
1015
01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:18,174
HE GOT HIT IN THE BALLS.
1016
01:01:19,176 --> 01:01:20,176
CLEVELAND! STRETCHER!
1017
01:01:21,145 --> 01:01:23,714
A STRETCHER FOR HIS BALLS?
1018
01:01:23,748 --> 01:01:25,750
LET HIM STRETCH OUT.
THAT MUST HURT.
1019
01:01:25,783 --> 01:01:27,251
BUTTERMAKER,
DO I HAVE TO GO?
1020
01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:29,004
NO. WE'RE JUST GOING
TO GET YOU CHECKED OUT.
1021
01:01:29,854 --> 01:01:31,388
NO. I WANT TO GO PLAY.
1022
01:01:31,421 --> 01:01:33,141
WE HAVE TO CHECK YOU.
IT'S A SENSITIVE AREA.
1023
01:01:33,958 --> 01:01:35,492
I WANT TO PLAY.
1024
01:01:35,525 --> 01:01:37,027
[BUTTERMAKER]
DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL PLAY.
1025
01:01:37,061 --> 01:01:38,896
BUTTERMAKER,
YOU BETTER START WORRYING...
1026
01:01:38,929 --> 01:01:41,131
ABOUT YOUR TEAM FINISHING
THE SEASON IN ONE PIECE...
1027
01:01:41,165 --> 01:01:43,300
INSTEAD OF TRYING
TO GET IN THE PLAY-OFFS.
1028
01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:46,837
I JUST PRAY
HE'S WEARING HIS CUP.
1029
01:01:46,871 --> 01:01:50,007
[CLASSICAL ON PIANO]
ONE, TWO, TWO, TWO,
THREE, TWO, FOUR, TWO,
1030
01:01:51,075 --> 01:01:53,077
READY TO GO BACK.
1031
01:01:53,110 --> 01:01:56,814
ONE, TWO, TWO, TWO,
THREE, TWO, FOUR, TWO,
1032
01:01:57,882 --> 01:01:59,917
READY TO GO BACK.
1033
01:01:59,950 --> 01:02:03,954
♪ ONE, TWO, TWO, TWO,
THREE, TWO, FOUR, TWO,
1034
01:02:05,022 --> 01:02:06,957
READY TO GO BACK.
1035
01:02:06,991 --> 01:02:10,494
ONE, TWO, TWO, TWO,
THREE, TWO, FOUR, TWO,
1036
01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:13,197
AND BOW.
1037
01:02:14,264 --> 01:02:16,033
VERY GOOD. VERY GOOD.
1038
01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:18,869
WOULD YOU LIKE
A PIECE OF CHICKEN?
1039
01:02:18,903 --> 01:02:20,383
WOULD YOU TURKEYS
BLOW ON OUT OF HERE?
1040
01:02:21,271 --> 01:02:23,240
I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS!
1041
01:02:23,273 --> 01:02:26,043
ENGELBERG, THE WHITE SOX
BEAT THE METS!
1042
01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:28,145
WE'RE TALKING
CHAMPIONSHIPS.
1043
01:02:28,178 --> 01:02:31,181
YOUNG MAN, I AM TEACHING
A CLASS HERE.
1044
01:02:31,215 --> 01:02:33,117
YOU AIN'T DOIN'
A VERY GOOD JOB OF IT.
1045
01:02:33,150 --> 01:02:35,820
NO ONE HERE CAN DANCE
WORTH BAT TURDS.
1046
01:02:35,853 --> 01:02:38,188
TANNER,
GET THE HELL
OUT OF HERE!
1047
01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:41,458
I WILL KILL YOU!
OUT! GO!
1048
01:02:42,526 --> 01:02:44,829
[CLAMORING CONTINUES]
1049
01:02:44,862 --> 01:02:47,497
I'M HITTING .841.
I'M ON THE BEARS.
1050
01:02:49,166 --> 01:02:50,835
YOU LIVE AROUND HERE?
1051
01:02:50,868 --> 01:02:52,169
I GOT A HARLEY-DAVIDSON.
1052
01:02:52,202 --> 01:02:55,039
DOES THAT TURN YOU ON...
HARLEY-DAVIDSON?
1053
01:02:55,072 --> 01:02:57,875
I DON'T HAVE TO REMIND YOU
WHO WE'LL BE PLAYING
IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP TOMORROW...
1054
01:02:57,908 --> 01:02:59,944
AFTER WE BEAT
THESE ATHLETICS TODAY.
1055
01:02:59,977 --> 01:03:04,548
I GOT ONE LAST QUESTION.
LET'S SEE WHO CAN ANSWER IT.
1056
01:03:04,581 --> 01:03:07,584
WHAT DOES THIS GAME MEAN
TO THE ATHLETICS? AHMAD?
1057
01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:10,587
IT MEANS A HELL OF A LOT
OF BADASS LOSIN'
FOR THE ATHLETICS.
1058
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:13,223
LET'S GO!
KELLY. KELLY.
1059
01:03:15,159 --> 01:03:17,127
I WANT YOU
HANDLING THE BALL
1060
01:03:17,161 --> 01:03:19,129
AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
OUT THERE TODAY.
1061
01:03:19,163 --> 01:03:21,131
THIS GAME IS
TOO DAMN IMPORTANT FOR US.
1062
01:03:21,165 --> 01:03:23,033
ANY BALL YOU GET NEAR,
GO FOR IT.
1063
01:03:43,087 --> 01:03:44,254
WAY TO GO!
1064
01:03:46,290 --> 01:03:49,526
[ANNOUNCER]
AND SO, AT THE TOP
OF THE THIRD INNING,
1065
01:03:49,559 --> 01:03:53,197
THE BEARS ARE LEADING 1-0
OVER THE ATHLETICS.
1066
01:03:53,230 --> 01:03:56,500
HEY, TANNER, DOES HE GO TO
THE BATHROOM FOR YOU TOO?
1067
01:03:57,567 --> 01:04:00,604
HEY! TANNER!
1068
01:04:00,637 --> 01:04:04,208
[ANNOUNCER]
NOW BATTING, TOM McKAY,
NUMBER TEN, THIRD BASE.
1069
01:04:16,586 --> 01:04:18,122
WHAT YOU DOING?
1070
01:04:18,155 --> 01:04:19,890
SORRY.
1071
01:04:19,924 --> 01:04:24,094
WE GOT NINE MEN
OUT HERE, YOU KNOW?
YEAH. OKAY.
1072
01:04:24,128 --> 01:04:26,128
[ANNOUNCER]
BATTING FOR THE ATHLETICS,
KEITH MIRRON,
1073
01:04:26,663 --> 01:04:28,132
NUMBER THREE, LEFT FIELD.
1074
01:04:53,057 --> 01:04:57,227
[ANNOUNCER]
GOING INTO THE LAST HALF
OF THE SIXTH AND LAST INNING,
1075
01:04:57,261 --> 01:05:00,264
THE SCORE IS TIED TWO AND TWO.
1076
01:05:03,633 --> 01:05:07,671
WHEN I GIVE YOU AN ORDER,
I EXPECT YOU TO FOLLOW IT.
1077
01:05:07,704 --> 01:05:10,007
YOU'RE UP FIRST THIS INNING.
GRAB YOURSELF A GODDAMN BAT.
1078
01:05:11,075 --> 01:05:12,276
LET'S GET THE RUN BACK.
1079
01:05:17,347 --> 01:05:19,116
AND NOW BATTING
FOR THE BEARS,
1080
01:05:19,149 --> 01:05:21,218
NUMBER THREE, KELLY LEAK.
1081
01:05:29,559 --> 01:05:30,560
STRIKE!
1082
01:05:38,035 --> 01:05:40,004
♪ STRIKE TWO!
1083
01:05:40,037 --> 01:05:42,939
THAT WAS A BALL,
YOU STUPID UMP!
1084
01:05:44,641 --> 01:05:46,276
AGAIN?
1085
01:05:46,310 --> 01:05:48,578
0-2, AND STEIN
IS UP NEXT.
1086
01:05:50,114 --> 01:05:51,248
TIME.
1087
01:05:57,554 --> 01:05:59,156
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
1088
01:06:00,224 --> 01:06:01,525
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1089
01:06:01,558 --> 01:06:04,361
YOU TRYING TO WIN
THIS THING OR NOT?
1090
01:06:04,394 --> 01:06:07,231
I'LL PUT MIGUEL IN.
AT LEAST HE'LL TRY.
1091
01:06:10,234 --> 01:06:12,336
JUST GET OUT OF HERE
AND LET ME HIT,
1092
01:06:13,403 --> 01:06:15,005
COACH.
1093
01:06:20,077 --> 01:06:21,511
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO!
1094
01:06:32,422 --> 01:06:34,358
♪ [CHEERING]
1095
01:06:49,273 --> 01:06:51,308
THAT'S THE WAY TO GO.
1096
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:58,082
KELLY!
1097
01:06:58,115 --> 01:06:59,383
CONGRATULATIONS.
1098
01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:01,085
GIVE ME TEN!
1099
01:07:01,118 --> 01:07:03,220
[ANNOUNCER]
WE HAVE THE FINAL SCORE.
1100
01:07:03,253 --> 01:07:05,822
BEARS... THREE RUNS,
FOUR HITS, THREE ERRORS.
1101
01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:07,824
ATHLETICS...
TWO RUNS, FIVE HITS...
1102
01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:10,560
SEE YOU TOMORROW
AT THE BIG GAME.
THANK YOU.
1103
01:07:13,263 --> 01:07:16,333
I WAS REALLY SCARED
FOR A MINUTE THERE.
1104
01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:19,069
HE'S JUST A ROTTEN
BALL HOG.
1105
01:07:19,103 --> 01:07:21,405
YEAH. I'LL SEE
YOU TOMORROW.
1106
01:07:21,438 --> 01:07:24,074
DOES ANYBODY
WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
1107
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:32,749
WANT TO GO
FOR A RIDE, TIMMY?
1108
01:07:39,523 --> 01:07:42,259
OKAY, LET'S GET
YOUR ELBOW IN THERE.
1109
01:07:42,292 --> 01:07:44,594
THE WATER SURE IS COLD.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
1110
01:07:44,628 --> 01:07:47,564
WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME
AND FORGET THE ELBOW?
1111
01:07:47,597 --> 01:07:49,533
GOT TO HOLD DOWN
THE SWELLING.
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
1112
01:07:49,566 --> 01:07:52,336
BUTTERMAKER?
ALL RIGHT. SHOOT.
1113
01:07:52,369 --> 01:07:56,240
I INVITED MY MOM
TO THE GAME TOMORROW.
YOU DID? THAT'S NICE.
1114
01:07:56,273 --> 01:07:58,442
IT'S THE LAST GAME
OF THE YEAR.
FINE, FINE, FINE.
1115
01:07:58,475 --> 01:08:02,412
GOT A BIG SURPRISE
FOR YOU AFTER, TOO...
1116
01:08:02,446 --> 01:08:04,681
WE'RE ALL
GOING TO DINNER.
WHAT?
1117
01:08:04,714 --> 01:08:07,384
AFTER THAT, WE'RE GOING
TO THE DRIVE-IN MOVIE.
IT'S A DOUBLE FEATURE.
1118
01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:11,421
LET'S PLAY IT BY EAR,
SEE HOW THINGS GO TOMORROW.
PLEASE DON'T TRY TO BLOW IT.
1119
01:08:11,455 --> 01:08:14,255
SHE WASN'T TOO KEEN ON IT
AT FIRST. I HAD TO WORK
HARD TO GET IT SET UP.
1120
01:08:15,225 --> 01:08:18,395
YEAH. I BET YOU DID.
1121
01:08:18,428 --> 01:08:20,830
I DON'T THINK IT'S
A VERY GOOD IDEA, AMANDA.
1122
01:08:20,864 --> 01:08:23,500
NO EXCUSES,
BOILERMAKER.
1123
01:08:23,533 --> 01:08:26,303
IT'S ALL FIXED AND I'M PAYING,
SO YOU CAN'T CRY POOR.
YES, BUT LISTEN...
1124
01:08:26,336 --> 01:08:29,097
LAST SUNDAY I MADE A KILLING.
A GUY WANTED TO WALLPAPER
HIS BATHROOM...
1125
01:08:29,473 --> 01:08:31,541
AND BOUGHT 35 MAPS.
1126
01:08:31,575 --> 01:08:34,378
AMANDA, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL
THAT YOUR MOTHER AND I
DON'T GET ALONG.
1127
01:08:34,411 --> 01:08:37,881
SO WE'RE NOT GOING
TO DINNER OR A MOVIE
OR ANYWHERE ELSE TOGETHER.
1128
01:08:37,914 --> 01:08:40,417
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
JUST KEEP YOUR
ELBOW IN THE WATER.
1129
01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:42,452
THEN JUST YOU AND I
WILL GO.
YEAH, RIGHT.
1130
01:08:42,486 --> 01:08:46,356
YOU AND I WILL TAKE
THE WHOLE TEAM OUT
AND GET SOME HAMBURGERS.
1131
01:08:46,390 --> 01:08:50,494
WELL, I WAS
JUST THINKING US.
JUST US, NO OUTSIDERS.
1132
01:08:50,527 --> 01:08:56,433
WELL, THEN, MAYBE WE COULD GO
HORSEBACK RIDING OR SOMETHING,
OR MAYBE TO A MATINEE.
1133
01:08:56,466 --> 01:09:00,504
YEAH. WE'LL SEE.
HOW DOES IT FEEL?
1134
01:09:00,537 --> 01:09:03,340
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
CHANGE THE SUBJECT?
1135
01:09:03,373 --> 01:09:05,342
YOU'RE ALWAYS
PULLING THAT NUMBER.
1136
01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:07,844
THE SUBJECT IS YOUR ARM.
YOU'RE PITCHING TOMORROW.
1137
01:09:07,877 --> 01:09:09,579
BUT WHAT ABOUT
AFTER TOMORROW?
1138
01:09:09,613 --> 01:09:12,482
AFTER TOMORROW, WE DO
WHAT ALL BALLPLAYERS DO...
1139
01:09:12,516 --> 01:09:14,584
WE SHAKE HANDS TILL WE
SEE EACH OTHER NEXT SEASON,
1140
01:09:14,618 --> 01:09:17,954
THEN WE GO FISHING OR HUNTING,
MAKE SOME PERSONAL APPEARANCES,
1141
01:09:17,987 --> 01:09:19,889
GET TO KNOW
THE WIFE AND KIDS AGAIN.
1142
01:09:19,923 --> 01:09:22,792
I DON'T HAVE
A WIFE AND KIDS.
1143
01:09:22,826 --> 01:09:24,794
NEITHER DO I,
BUT I GOT MY POOLS TO CLEAN.
1144
01:09:24,828 --> 01:09:27,364
YOU GOT YOUR MAPS TO SELL
AND YOUR BALLET TO LEARN.
1145
01:09:27,397 --> 01:09:29,933
I COULD HELP YOU
WITH YOUR POOLS.
1146
01:09:29,966 --> 01:09:32,902
CUT IT OUT, AMANDA.
NO, IT WOULDN'T BE LIKE
YOU'RE TAKING ME ANYWHERE.
1147
01:09:32,936 --> 01:09:36,973
IT WOULD BE LIKE WORK.
YOU COULD USE THE HELP.
NO, I COULDN'T!
1148
01:09:37,006 --> 01:09:40,844
AND BESIDES,
YOU SHOULDN'T BE WASTING
YOUR TIME CLEANING POOLS.
1149
01:09:40,877 --> 01:09:42,846
LOOK, AMANDA,
YOU'RE A TERRIFIC KID.
1150
01:09:42,879 --> 01:09:45,415
YOU SHOULDN'T BE
HANGING AROUND WITH ME.
1151
01:09:45,449 --> 01:09:48,318
I'M AN OLD, BROKEN-DOWN,
THIRD-RATE BALLPLAYER.
I LIKE TO DRINK TOO MUCH.
1152
01:09:48,352 --> 01:09:51,321
I LIKE TO SMOKE MY CIGARS
WITHOUT ANYBODY BOTHERING ME,
INCLUDING YOU.
1153
01:09:52,389 --> 01:09:53,823
I'M HAPPY THAT WAY.
1154
01:09:54,891 --> 01:09:56,526
I'M A BUM.
1155
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:58,928
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YOU TAUGHT ME HOW TO PITCH.
1156
01:09:58,962 --> 01:10:03,867
GODDAMN IT! CAN'T YOU GET IT
THROUGH YOUR THICK HEAD
I DON'T WANT YOUR COMPANY?
1157
01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:07,237
IF I DID, I WOULD HAVE
LOOKED YOU UP TWO YEARS AGO.
1158
01:10:13,643 --> 01:10:16,413
DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?
1159
01:10:18,348 --> 01:10:21,217
IF THAT'S
THE WAY YOU FEEL, FINE.
1160
01:10:57,721 --> 01:10:58,955
[OPENS BEER CAN]
1161
01:11:17,073 --> 01:11:18,442
HI, AMANDA.
1162
01:11:21,911 --> 01:11:23,947
[ANNOUNCER]
WILL CHILDREN
UNDER THE AGE OF 18...
1163
01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:25,882
PLEASE DON'T OCCUPY
THE SEATS IN THE STANDS...
1164
01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:27,155
UNTIL ALL THE ADULTS
ARE SEATED.
1165
01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:30,320
OGILVIE.
HEY, KELLY.
1166
01:11:44,534 --> 01:11:48,338
HEY, AHMAD.
YOU, ME AND TANNER
WILL PLAY THREE-WAY.
1167
01:11:51,541 --> 01:11:54,478
DOES ANYBODY MIND
IF I WARM UP TOO?
1168
01:11:54,511 --> 01:11:57,111
WE DIDN'T THINK YOU NEEDED
ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF
TO PLAY CATCH WITH.
1169
01:11:57,481 --> 01:11:58,915
JUST COOL IT, RUNT.
1170
01:11:58,948 --> 01:12:01,084
HEY!
1171
01:12:08,692 --> 01:12:10,126
HEY, HEY, HEY!
1172
01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:13,497
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE?
1173
01:12:13,530 --> 01:12:15,865
WHAT THE HELL'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?
KELLY'S A CRUD.
1174
01:12:15,899 --> 01:12:18,001
HE'S BEEN HOGGING THE BALL
IN ALL THESE GAMES
AND WE'RE SICK OF IT.
1175
01:12:18,034 --> 01:12:19,936
HE'S NOT THE ONLY REASON
WE GOT THIS FAR.
1176
01:12:19,969 --> 01:12:23,640
WELL, HE'S MOST
OF THE REASON.
JUST SHUT UP!
1177
01:12:23,673 --> 01:12:26,676
IF YOU PLAYED BETTER,
HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO
COVER UP FOR YOU.
1178
01:12:26,710 --> 01:12:29,546
LOOK, WOMAN, DON'T YOU BE
TELLING US HOW TO PLAY.
YEAH!
1179
01:12:29,579 --> 01:12:33,116
LET THAT TURKEY LOOSE.
I'LL CHEW HIS EARS OFF
AND STICK THEM BACK IN HIS FACE.
1180
01:12:33,149 --> 01:12:37,020
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE
A BUNCH OF BABIES!
NOW, CUT IT OUT.
1181
01:12:37,053 --> 01:12:39,956
NOBODY HAS TO WORRY ANYMORE
BECAUSE I'M QUITTING.
1182
01:12:39,989 --> 01:12:41,525
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YOU CAME THIS FAR.
1183
01:12:41,558 --> 01:12:44,093
YOU'RE GOING
THE REST OF THE WAY.
1184
01:12:44,127 --> 01:12:46,630
IF IT'S YESTERDAY
YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT, BLAME ME.
1185
01:12:46,663 --> 01:12:48,565
I'M THE ONE WHO TOLD
KELLY TO COVER FOR YOU.
1186
01:12:49,633 --> 01:12:50,767
WHY?
1187
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:52,569
"WHY?"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHY?
1188
01:12:52,602 --> 01:12:54,704
WE'RE IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP,
AREN'T WE?
1189
01:12:54,738 --> 01:12:56,973
WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED,
WASN'T IT?
1190
01:12:59,609 --> 01:13:02,979
NOW, JUST BEHAVE YOURSELVES
AND ACT LIKE MEN.
1191
01:13:03,012 --> 01:13:06,783
COME ON. THE YANKEES
HAVE GOT THE FIELD NOW.
LET'S GET BACK TO THE DUGOUT.
1192
01:13:06,816 --> 01:13:12,689
I'M NOT GONNA
TALK ABOUT WINNING.
I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT LOSING.
1193
01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:14,491
'CAUSE IF YOU GUYS
LOSE THIS GAME,
1194
01:13:15,559 --> 01:13:18,595
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU,
1195
01:13:18,628 --> 01:13:21,665
YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT.
1196
01:13:21,698 --> 01:13:23,833
YOU'RE ABOUT THE BEST TEAM
I EVER COACHED.
1197
01:13:24,901 --> 01:13:26,035
PLAY A GOOD GAME.
1198
01:13:35,044 --> 01:13:36,813
FIRST UP FOR THE YANKEES,
NUMBER ONE,
1199
01:13:37,881 --> 01:13:40,784
CHRIS LOVE, LEFT FIELD.
1200
01:13:40,817 --> 01:13:43,787
PUT 'EM DOWN IN ORDER...
ONE, TWO, THREE.
1201
01:13:48,592 --> 01:13:51,027
[BUTTERMAKER]
COME ON! YOU WANT TO WIN,
DON'T YOU?
1202
01:13:51,060 --> 01:13:53,697
THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOWED UP FOR,
EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU!
1203
01:13:59,869 --> 01:14:01,104
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
1204
01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:05,475
[BUTTERMAKER]
COME ON, AHMAD!
1205
01:14:07,711 --> 01:14:10,514
HURRY!
THROW IT HOME!
1206
01:14:19,823 --> 01:14:21,658
DID YOU SEE THAT, UMP?
1207
01:14:25,562 --> 01:14:26,863
HEY, THAT'S NOT ALLOWED!
1208
01:14:31,801 --> 01:14:33,036
HEY, HEY!
ENOUGH OF THAT!
1209
01:14:34,103 --> 01:14:35,839
BREAK IT UP!
1210
01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:40,744
HEY! BREAK IT UP!
1211
01:14:46,816 --> 01:14:50,687
♪ ALL RIGHT, YOU MOTHER,
SEE IF YOU CAN KICK MY ASS!
1212
01:14:53,089 --> 01:14:54,724
HOW'S YOUR CHEST FEEL?
1213
01:14:54,758 --> 01:14:56,238
I KNOW I DON'T HAVE
TOO MUCH UP THERE,
1214
01:14:57,126 --> 01:14:58,728
BUT WHAT I'VE GOT...
1215
01:14:58,762 --> 01:15:00,664
SURE DON'T FEEL
TOO GOOD RIGHT NOW.
1216
01:15:04,067 --> 01:15:05,387
I DIDN'T NEED
YOUR HELP, YOU KNOW.
1217
01:15:06,069 --> 01:15:07,804
I KNOW.
1218
01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:09,539
I COULD HAVE TAKEN
ALL THOSE GUYS MYSELF.
1219
01:15:10,607 --> 01:15:11,708
YEAH.
1220
01:15:11,741 --> 01:15:13,643
THOSE YANKEES
ARE REAL TURDS.
1221
01:15:14,711 --> 01:15:16,546
THEY SURE ARE.
1222
01:15:16,580 --> 01:15:18,582
TURNER, YOU BETTER
CUT OUT THAT CHEAP CRAP.
1223
01:15:18,615 --> 01:15:20,550
CHEAP CRAP? WE'RE PLAYING
CLEAN, HARD BASEBALL.
1224
01:15:20,584 --> 01:15:22,719
YOU CALL SPIKING
AN 11-YEAR-OLD GIRL...
1225
01:15:22,752 --> 01:15:26,823
SPIKING?
THE UMPIRE CALLED IT SAFE.
MY TEAM PLAYS BY THE BOOK.
1226
01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:30,727
ALL RIGHT, PUS-HEAD.
YOU GOT ANY CRYING TO DO,
CRY TO THE UMPIRE.
1227
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:32,061
GET BACK TO YOUR DUGOUT.
MAYBE YOUR TEAM COULD
USE YOUR HELP,
1228
01:15:33,129 --> 01:15:34,129
BUT I DOUBT IT.
1229
01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:38,034
ALL RIGHT, EDDIE!
1230
01:15:38,067 --> 01:15:41,104
YOU GUYS PLAY BY THE BOOK,
I KNOW YOU DO.
1231
01:15:42,806 --> 01:15:45,842
ONE BALL,
TWO STRIKES, ONE OUT!
1232
01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:49,979
STRIKE THREE!
YOU'RE OUT OF THERE.
1233
01:15:50,013 --> 01:15:53,016
JOE, YOU BETTER PITCH
BETTER THAN YOU'RE HITTING.
OR I'M GONNA TAKE YOU RIGHT OUT.
1234
01:15:53,049 --> 01:15:56,720
TURNER, SHE'S GOING TO
RAM IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!
1235
01:16:03,126 --> 01:16:05,328
ANDY, WHAT THE HELL'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?
1236
01:16:05,361 --> 01:16:07,041
♪ UNLESS YOU CAN PLAY BALL,
YOU GO ON HOME!
1237
01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:09,332
♪ YOU RUN OUT EVERY HIT!
1238
01:16:09,365 --> 01:16:11,334
♪ I DON'T CARE IF HE
HAD YOU BEAT BY A MILE!
1239
01:16:12,401 --> 01:16:14,003
2-0.
1240
01:16:15,071 --> 01:16:16,640
BALL.
1241
01:16:16,673 --> 01:16:19,075
WAY TO GO, AHMAD.
HE'S GOING TO WALK YOU.
1242
01:16:19,108 --> 01:16:20,910
♪ HE CAN'T FIND THE PLATE.
1243
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:25,915
WAY TO GO!
1244
01:16:33,690 --> 01:16:35,992
AND NOW BATTING
FOR THE BEARS,
1245
01:16:36,025 --> 01:16:38,327
NUMBER THREE, KELLY LEAK,
CENTER FIELD.
1246
01:16:38,361 --> 01:16:39,963
WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER
WITH YOU? YOU DON'T SWING
AT A 3-AND-0 PITCH.
1247
01:16:41,030 --> 01:16:42,899
ARE YOU CRAZY?
1248
01:16:42,932 --> 01:16:45,368
GET IN THERE
AND NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.
IT WAS RIGHT WHERE...
1249
01:16:45,401 --> 01:16:47,561
SHUT UP. I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR ANY EXCUSES.
GET IN THERE.
1250
01:16:47,837 --> 01:16:50,039
COME ON, KELLY.
1251
01:16:53,376 --> 01:16:54,644
♪ JOEY!
1252
01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:02,118
BALL ONE.
1253
01:17:05,021 --> 01:17:07,423
HEY, PUS-HEAD!
ARE YOU CRAZY?
1254
01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:10,827
AN INTENTIONAL WALK
WITH THE BASES EMPTY?
1255
01:17:10,860 --> 01:17:12,328
THIS IS BASEBALL,
NOT BACKGAMMON.
1256
01:17:13,396 --> 01:17:15,064
MY FIRST BASEMAN IS LONELY.
1257
01:17:16,132 --> 01:17:18,668
RUDI.
WHAT?
1258
01:17:18,702 --> 01:17:22,105
THE FIRST INSIDE PITCH
YOU GET, LEAN INTO IT
AND LET IT HIT YOU.
1259
01:17:22,138 --> 01:17:25,308
YOU WANT TO WIN
THE GAME, DON'T YOU?
I DON'T WANT TO GET HURT.
1260
01:17:25,341 --> 01:17:27,811
ALL RIGHT. BUT YOU WANT
TO WIN THE GAME.
YEAH.
1261
01:17:27,844 --> 01:17:30,844
ENGELBERG IS UP AFTER YOU.
WE NEED RUNS. HE'S BEEN
MURDERING THE BALL LATELY.
1262
01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,850
DO AS I TELL YOU.
1263
01:17:44,961 --> 01:17:47,096
LET'S GET ON, RUDI.
1264
01:17:48,798 --> 01:17:50,166
BALL ONE.
1265
01:17:50,199 --> 01:17:51,599
THAT'S THE WAY
TO TAKE IT. BALL ONE.
1266
01:17:52,468 --> 01:17:55,304
♪ LET'S GET ON, RUDI.
1267
01:17:57,774 --> 01:17:59,943
TAKE YOUR BASE.
1268
01:17:59,976 --> 01:18:01,978
RUDI,
TAKE YOUR BASE, BOY.
1269
01:18:02,011 --> 01:18:04,848
♪ EVERYBODY MOVES!
EVERYBODY!
1270
01:18:06,950 --> 01:18:09,285
COME ON. LET'S GET
A HIT, ENGELBERG.
1271
01:18:09,318 --> 01:18:11,420
WELL, WELL, WELL,
IF IT ISN'T "ENGELPUKE."
1272
01:18:11,454 --> 01:18:14,057
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO STICK THIS BAT WHERE
THE SUN NEVER SHINES?
1273
01:18:14,090 --> 01:18:17,026
- SIT ON IT, FAT ASS.
- SHOVE IT.
1274
01:18:17,060 --> 01:18:19,729
EASE UP, JOEY.
THROW, BABY.
1275
01:18:27,937 --> 01:18:29,305
GROUND-RULE DOUBLE.
1276
01:18:31,107 --> 01:18:33,509
STEIN, GET BACK.
GET BACK.
1277
01:18:33,542 --> 01:18:35,444
IT'S A GROUND-RULE DOUBLE.
1278
01:18:35,478 --> 01:18:37,881
YOU CAN'T SCORE
FROM FIRST BASE.
1279
01:18:37,914 --> 01:18:42,451
HEY, TURNER,
WHY DON'T YOU BUILD A FENCE
FOR PLAYERS INSTEAD OF CHICKENS?
1280
01:18:42,485 --> 01:18:45,989
KEEP THAT FINGER OUT, ENGELPUKE,
AND I'LL BUST IT OFF.
1281
01:18:46,022 --> 01:18:48,024
[ANNOUNCER]
JIMMY FELDMAN
FOR THE BEARS.
1282
01:18:48,057 --> 01:18:50,760
[ENGELBERG]
COME ON, COME ON.
YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE GAME.
1283
01:18:57,366 --> 01:18:58,835
[BUTTERMAKER]
GO! GO! GO!
1284
01:18:58,868 --> 01:18:59,868
THROW THE BALL, CHRIS.
1285
01:19:00,569 --> 01:19:01,871
GO! GO!
1286
01:19:05,508 --> 01:19:08,077
- ♪ HE'S SAFE.
- ONE OUT.
1287
01:19:08,111 --> 01:19:12,415
♪ YOU POSING FOR A PICTURE?
YOU IN LOVE WITH THAT
BALL OR SOMETHING?
1288
01:19:12,448 --> 01:19:14,483
[ANNOUNCER]
END OF THE FIRST INNING.
1289
01:19:14,517 --> 01:19:17,086
THE BEARS LEAD 2-1
OVER THE YANKEES.
1290
01:19:22,458 --> 01:19:23,893
[APPLAUSE]
1291
01:19:25,862 --> 01:19:26,963
SAFE.
1292
01:19:26,996 --> 01:19:30,333
WHAT?
HE WAS OUT BY A MILE.
1293
01:19:30,366 --> 01:19:33,336
WHAT, DO YOU THINK YOU GOT
TO KISS ASS AROUND HERE...
1294
01:19:33,369 --> 01:19:35,371
BECAUSE THEY BEEN HERE
LONGER THAN US?
1295
01:19:35,404 --> 01:19:38,507
THERE'S TWO TEAMS HERE, UMPIRE.
TWO TEAMS, NOT ONE.
1296
01:19:38,541 --> 01:19:42,111
DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME.
WHAT, ARE YOU A FRIEND
OF ROY TURNER'S?
1297
01:19:45,081 --> 01:19:48,818
YOU GOING TO CALL LIKE THAT
ALL DAY, LET US KNOW NOW.
WE MAY AS WELL GO HOME.
1298
01:19:49,886 --> 01:19:51,821
GET A PAIR OF GLASSES.
1299
01:20:01,597 --> 01:20:03,967
STEIN, SAME THING.
1300
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:07,536
NO. I DON'T WANT TO.
STEIN, WE'RE STILL
IN THE GAME.
1301
01:20:07,570 --> 01:20:09,873
THIS HURTS.
I DON'T LIKE IT.
1302
01:20:09,906 --> 01:20:11,875
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO GET HIT IN THE BACK.
GET HIT IN THE ARM OR LEGS.
1303
01:20:11,908 --> 01:20:14,110
DON'T MAKE IT OBVIOUS.
GO AHEAD.
1304
01:20:16,212 --> 01:20:18,147
RUDI STEIN, NUMBER TEN.
1305
01:20:18,181 --> 01:20:22,852
JAMES HENRY
WON'T TAKE CURVEBALLS.
1306
01:20:22,886 --> 01:20:26,622
BUTTERMAKER, YOU BETTER
TAKE AMANDA OUT NOW.
SHE'S HURTING PRETTY BAD.
1307
01:20:26,655 --> 01:20:29,058
YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT SHE WANTS TO PLAY.
1308
01:20:29,092 --> 01:20:33,096
IF YOU DON'T TAKE HER OUT,
SHE'LL THROW HER ARM OUT.
1309
01:20:33,129 --> 01:20:36,165
- WHO'S MANAGING THIS TEAM,
YOU OR ME?
- YOU.
1310
01:20:36,199 --> 01:20:40,469
THEN SHUT UP AND PLAY
YOUR POSITION. LET ME WORRY
ABOUT THE TEAM'S HEALTH.
1311
01:20:40,503 --> 01:20:44,007
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO,
PUT IN RUDI STEIN?
1312
01:20:46,475 --> 01:20:48,644
[OGILVIE]
YOU KNOW HOW HE HITS.
1313
01:20:48,677 --> 01:20:50,146
HE ALWAYS SWINGS
FROM THE HIP.
1314
01:20:51,214 --> 01:20:52,214
THEN COMES CHRIS LOVE.
1315
01:20:53,649 --> 01:20:54,649
STRIKE.
1316
01:21:02,225 --> 01:21:03,659
YOU'RE OUT.
1317
01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:05,628
I TOLD YOU NOT TO SWING,
YOU IDIOT!
1318
01:21:06,695 --> 01:21:10,066
GET BACK HERE! MOVE IT!
1319
01:21:10,099 --> 01:21:11,219
HEY, STEIN,
GET BACK IN HERE!
1320
01:21:12,035 --> 01:21:13,602
GODDAMN IT, YOU STUPID...
1321
01:21:13,636 --> 01:21:16,139
[ANNOUNCER]
YANKEES TWO, BEARS TWO.
1322
01:21:16,172 --> 01:21:18,074
♪ EVERYBODY, SIT DOWN.
COME ON. SIT DOWN.
1323
01:21:19,142 --> 01:21:20,609
SIT DOWN, ENGELBERG.
1324
01:21:20,643 --> 01:21:22,611
WHAT THE HELL
IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
1325
01:21:22,645 --> 01:21:24,680
NEXT TIME I TELL YOU
TO DO SOMETHING, GODDAMN IT,
1326
01:21:24,713 --> 01:21:28,484
YOU DO IT OR ELSE
YOU'RE OFF THIS TEAM.
1327
01:21:28,517 --> 01:21:30,954
AND THE REST OF YOU,
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
1328
01:21:30,987 --> 01:21:34,623
ALL SEASON LONG, YOU'VE BEEN
LAUGHED AT, CRAPPED ON!
1329
01:21:34,657 --> 01:21:37,193
NOW YOU'VE GOT A CHANCE
TO SPIT IT BACK IN THEIR FACES.
1330
01:21:37,226 --> 01:21:40,266
AND WHAT DO YOU DO?
YOU'RE OUT THERE LIKE A BUNCH
OF DEAD FISH, NOT LISTENING,
1331
01:21:40,997 --> 01:21:43,399
♪ BONEHEAD PLAYS, MISTAKES.
1332
01:21:43,432 --> 01:21:46,469
I MEAN, DON'T YOU WANT
TO BEAT THOSE BASTARDS?
1333
01:22:21,570 --> 01:22:23,072
ALL RIGHT.
1334
01:22:23,106 --> 01:22:27,710
GET OUT THERE NOW
AND DO THE BEST YOU CAN.
1335
01:22:42,191 --> 01:22:43,492
LET'S GO, JOEY!
1336
01:22:53,136 --> 01:22:54,603
STRIKE TWO!
1337
01:22:54,637 --> 01:22:56,972
WHAT ARE YOU SWINGING AT?
THAT WAS A BALL, JOEY!
1338
01:23:01,144 --> 01:23:03,479
STRIKE!
1339
01:23:03,512 --> 01:23:08,017
SECOND TIME IN A ROW.
SECOND TIME IN A ROW
YOU STRUCK OUT.
1340
01:23:18,194 --> 01:23:19,362
SLIDE!
1341
01:23:21,130 --> 01:23:22,565
SAFE!
1342
01:23:29,172 --> 01:23:32,608
[ANNOUNCER]
NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE END OF THE TOP OF THE FIFTH.
1343
01:23:32,641 --> 01:23:36,212
THE SCORE IS
THREE FOR THE YANKEES
AND TWO FOR THE BEARS.
1344
01:23:36,245 --> 01:23:38,045
WELL, WELL, WELL.
IF IT ISN'T ENGELPUKE AGAIN.
1345
01:23:38,581 --> 01:23:40,116
SHOVE IT, TURNER.
1346
01:23:41,784 --> 01:23:43,018
THAT'S THE WAY, ENGELBERG!
1347
01:23:45,554 --> 01:23:48,791
FOUL BALL.
THAT'S OUTSIDE THE LINE.
FOUL BALL.
1348
01:23:55,564 --> 01:23:59,602
THIS IS THE KID THAT GOT
THE DOUBLE LAST TIME, RIGHT?
YEAH.
1349
01:23:59,635 --> 01:24:04,540
HE ALMOST WHACKED THAT RIGHT
OUT OF THE BALLPARK, SO DON'T
GIVE HIM ANYTHING TO HIT AT.
1350
01:24:04,573 --> 01:24:06,509
LOW AND OUTSIDE.
YOU GOT IT?
1351
01:24:06,542 --> 01:24:08,477
JUST PITCH THEM
LOW AND OUTSIDE.
BUT...
1352
01:24:08,511 --> 01:24:11,180
LOW AND OUTSIDE.
BUT, DAD, I WANTED
TO STRIKE HIM OUT.
1353
01:24:12,248 --> 01:24:13,248
ALL RIGHT. PLAY BALL!
1354
01:24:14,150 --> 01:24:15,751
LET'S GO, ENGELBERG!
1355
01:24:23,592 --> 01:24:25,094
[CROWD BOOING]
1356
01:24:25,128 --> 01:24:26,495
BOY, THAT WAS
CLOSE TO MY HEAD!
1357
01:24:26,529 --> 01:24:28,164
TIME! TIME!
1358
01:24:30,833 --> 01:24:32,668
WHAT'S THIS, BEANBALL?
1359
01:24:34,403 --> 01:24:35,683
YOU TRIED TO HIT HIM,
DIDN'T YOU?
1360
01:24:36,372 --> 01:24:37,706
NO. IT JUST GOT AWAY.
1361
01:24:37,740 --> 01:24:38,740
DON'T LIE TO ME!
1362
01:24:39,708 --> 01:24:42,278
♪ YOU TRIED TO HIT HIM.
1363
01:25:09,505 --> 01:25:13,242
YOU SON OF A BITCH.
1364
01:25:13,276 --> 01:25:15,278
HE TRIED TO BEAN HIM.
HE COULD HAVE
KILLED THAT KID.
1365
01:25:15,311 --> 01:25:19,248
YOU KNOW WHY HE THREW IT.
I TOLD HIM TO THROW IT
LOW AND OUTSIDE.
1366
01:25:20,316 --> 01:25:21,316
OH!
1367
01:25:23,319 --> 01:25:25,221
HE COULD HAVE
KILLED THAT KID.
1368
01:25:32,328 --> 01:25:33,408
[BUTTERMAKER]
GO, ENGELBERG!
1369
01:25:34,330 --> 01:25:35,764
THROW THE BALL, JOEY!
1370
01:25:40,836 --> 01:25:43,472
HE'S NOT THROWING IT! GO!
1371
01:25:55,384 --> 01:25:57,386
THROW THE BALL, JOEY.
1372
01:26:00,289 --> 01:26:01,289
GO! GO!
1373
01:26:05,761 --> 01:26:08,397
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THROW IT!
1374
01:26:39,328 --> 01:26:40,696
THEY JUST TIED IT UP.
1375
01:27:35,083 --> 01:27:36,785
BILLY, YOUR ARM
FEEL OKAY?
1376
01:27:40,088 --> 01:27:42,491
TAKE THE MOUND.
CHRIS, RIGHT FIELD.
1377
01:27:44,593 --> 01:27:46,061
HARRIET!
1378
01:27:46,094 --> 01:27:48,364
THIRTEEN, SECOND BASE.
1379
01:27:48,397 --> 01:27:51,500
ONE, RIGHT FIELD.
THE SCORE IS NOW 3-3.
1380
01:27:52,568 --> 01:27:54,637
THREE, PITCHING.
1381
01:27:55,704 --> 01:27:57,072
THIS IS THE LAST INNING.
1382
01:27:57,105 --> 01:27:58,541
TANNER, TOBY, REGI, AND JIMMY,
1383
01:27:58,574 --> 01:27:59,654
YOU'RE SITTING
ON THE BENCH.
1384
01:28:00,609 --> 01:28:02,711
OGILVIE, LUPUS,
1385
01:28:02,745 --> 01:28:04,980
UH, MIGUEL, AND JOSE,
YOU TAKE THEIR PLACE.
1386
01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:07,750
[EVERYONE SHOUTING]
1387
01:28:07,783 --> 01:28:11,487
MR. BUTTERMAKER, IF I GO IN,
WE LOSE THE GAME.
1388
01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:13,822
AS IT IS NOW,
WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
1389
01:28:13,856 --> 01:28:15,824
A DAMN GOOD CHANCE,
SO BE ON YOUR TOES.
1390
01:28:15,858 --> 01:28:18,427
NOW GET THE HELL
OUT OF HERE.
1391
01:28:21,129 --> 01:28:22,831
OGILVIE WILL BE
SITTING THERE,
1392
01:28:22,865 --> 01:28:24,065
PUTTING IN
HIS ASTHMA MEDICINE.
1393
01:28:25,100 --> 01:28:26,502
IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
1394
01:28:26,535 --> 01:28:28,337
GEE!
1395
01:28:28,371 --> 01:28:29,472
WHY DON'T WE
JUST FORFEIT?
1396
01:28:30,539 --> 01:28:32,541
WHAT DID THEY DO,
1397
01:28:32,575 --> 01:28:35,043
♪ GIVE HIM A SIX-PACK
BEFORE THE GAME?
1398
01:28:35,077 --> 01:28:37,358
MR. BUTTERMAKER,
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
BUT I WANT TO WIN,
1399
01:28:37,846 --> 01:28:40,683
SO DON'T SEND ME IN.
1400
01:28:40,716 --> 01:28:43,486
LISTEN, LUPUS, YOU DIDN'T
COME INTO THIS LIFE...
1401
01:28:43,519 --> 01:28:46,722
JUST TO SIT AROUND
ON A DUGOUT BENCH, DID YOU?
1402
01:28:46,755 --> 01:28:50,826
GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE
AND DO THE BEST YOU CAN.
1403
01:28:55,097 --> 01:28:58,467
[ANNOUNCER]
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.
PARENTS AND FRIENDS,
1404
01:28:58,501 --> 01:29:03,105
THIS IS THE LAST GAME OF
THE CHAMPIONSHIP PLAY-OFFS.
1405
01:29:03,138 --> 01:29:04,658
LET'S GIVE THE LITTLE FOLKS
A BIG HAND.
1406
01:29:05,708 --> 01:29:06,775
THEY REALLY DESERVE IT.
1407
01:29:11,447 --> 01:29:13,482
SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH AMANDA.
1408
01:29:13,516 --> 01:29:15,350
I THINK I'D BETTER
GET IN A RELIEF PITCHER.
1409
01:29:16,419 --> 01:29:17,686
BUTTERMAKER?
1410
01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:19,622
OH, HIYA, WHITEWOOD.
1411
01:29:19,655 --> 01:29:21,690
COULD I TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE?
1412
01:29:21,724 --> 01:29:23,759
WE'RE BUSY. WE GOT
A CHAMPIONSHIP GAME HERE.
1413
01:29:24,827 --> 01:29:27,496
I'M AWARE OF THAT.
1414
01:29:27,530 --> 01:29:29,031
♪ I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOU.
1415
01:29:30,098 --> 01:29:32,735
YEAH?
1416
01:29:32,768 --> 01:29:36,805
LISTEN, IS IT REALLY NECESSARY
TO SEND IN THAT LUPUS KID NOW?
HE HASN'T PLAYED YET.
1417
01:29:36,839 --> 01:29:39,775
I KNOW THAT, BUTTERMAKER,
BUT WE'VE STILL GOT A CHANCE.
1418
01:29:39,808 --> 01:29:42,511
EVERYBODY ON MY TEAM
GETS A CHANCE TO PLAY.
1419
01:29:42,545 --> 01:29:44,780
COME ON, DON'T GIVE ME
THAT RIGHTEOUS BULLSHIT!
1420
01:29:44,813 --> 01:29:47,850
THESE KIDS HAVE GONE
THROUGH TOO MUCH FOR YOU
TO THROW IT AWAY NOW.
1421
01:29:47,883 --> 01:29:50,118
WE'VE GOT A CHANCE TO WIN.
1422
01:29:50,152 --> 01:29:53,522
YOU STARTED THIS THING
SO ALL THE BOYS WOULD HAVE
A CHANCE TO PLAY BASEBALL.
1423
01:29:53,556 --> 01:29:56,592
I KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS!
NOT ONLY YOUR BOY,
BUT ALL THE BOYS.
1424
01:29:56,625 --> 01:29:59,061
LOOK, LITTLE BOYS
HURT EASILY,
1425
01:29:59,094 --> 01:30:01,497
OR MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T
BEEN WATCHING...
1426
01:30:01,530 --> 01:30:03,799
WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON
HERE THIS AFTERNOON.
GET BACK TO THE STANDS...
1427
01:30:03,832 --> 01:30:08,604
BEFORE I SHAVE OFF HALF
YOUR MUSTACHE AND SHOVE IT
UP YOUR LEFT NOSTRIL.
1428
01:30:11,874 --> 01:30:14,443
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
1429
01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:18,847
HOLD IT!
1430
01:30:18,881 --> 01:30:20,449
TIME!
1431
01:30:20,483 --> 01:30:21,483
TIME.
1432
01:30:26,889 --> 01:30:28,824
OKAY, AMANDA, THAT'S IT.
1433
01:30:28,857 --> 01:30:30,297
THERE'S THREE MORE OUTS,
BOILERMAKER,
1434
01:30:30,826 --> 01:30:31,826
SO GET LOST.
1435
01:30:32,828 --> 01:30:34,730
RUDI!
1436
01:30:36,565 --> 01:30:37,766
[AMANDA]
I'M WARNING YOU.
1437
01:30:41,870 --> 01:30:43,472
OKAY, RUDI,
YOU'RE PITCHING.
1438
01:30:43,506 --> 01:30:45,474
AMANDA, GET OUT
IN LEFT FIELD.
1439
01:30:45,508 --> 01:30:47,476
WE HAVE NO MORE
RESERVES.
1440
01:30:47,510 --> 01:30:49,812
IF ONLY MY KNUCKLER
HAD BEEN WORKING,
1441
01:30:49,845 --> 01:30:52,615
♪ I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT
THOSE TURKEYS DOWN.
1442
01:31:17,573 --> 01:31:19,274
WE STILL GOT A CHANCE.
1443
01:31:19,307 --> 01:31:20,547
COME ON.
THEY'RE DOING TERRIBLE.
1444
01:31:21,276 --> 01:31:22,778
PUT US BACK IN.
1445
01:31:22,811 --> 01:31:23,811
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
1446
01:31:35,257 --> 01:31:36,792
OKAY, MIKE.
1447
01:31:47,870 --> 01:31:49,030
DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL CATCH THEM.
1448
01:31:49,805 --> 01:31:50,805
7-3.
1449
01:31:51,674 --> 01:31:53,141
CONGRATULATIONS.
1450
01:31:53,175 --> 01:31:56,311
LOOKS LIKE THE CHAMPIONSHIP
IS IN THE BAG, HUH?
1451
01:31:56,344 --> 01:31:58,881
THAT'S GREAT, HUH?
THAT'S GREAT.
1452
01:32:10,959 --> 01:32:13,829
COME ON, LUPUS!
CATCH IT FOR ONCE!
1453
01:32:17,833 --> 01:32:18,901
HE CAUGHT IT!
1454
01:32:38,186 --> 01:32:41,824
IF EVERYBODY GETS A HIT,
WE WIN THE GAME.
BUT WE NEED FIVE RUNS.
1455
01:32:41,857 --> 01:32:44,359
FIVE RUNS? EASY.
NO CHANCE.
1456
01:32:44,392 --> 01:32:46,595
WHAT'S EVERYBODY
MOPING ABOUT?
1457
01:32:46,629 --> 01:32:48,296
STEIN, YOU'RE UP,
AREN'T YOU?
YEAH.
1458
01:32:49,364 --> 01:32:51,366
GRAB A CRUDDY BAT.
1459
01:32:51,399 --> 01:32:54,302
WATCH YOUR FINGERS.
LET'S GO, STEIN.
COME ON!
1460
01:33:05,380 --> 01:33:06,682
[TURNER]
HE'S GOING FOR TWO!
1461
01:33:07,750 --> 01:33:08,750
OUT.
1462
01:33:11,353 --> 01:33:14,389
TWO TO GO, BILLY.
WE GOT TWO TO GO.
1463
01:33:14,422 --> 01:33:17,660
GRAB A HELMET AND GET
IN THE ON-DECK CIRCLE.
1464
01:33:19,828 --> 01:33:21,229
I'M SORRY.
1465
01:33:21,263 --> 01:33:22,731
WHAT ARE YOU
SORRY ABOUT?
1466
01:33:22,765 --> 01:33:24,733
THAT WAS NICE HUSTLE.
GOOD TRY.
1467
01:33:24,767 --> 01:33:26,635
PUT IT THERE.
I LIKE THAT.
1468
01:33:29,772 --> 01:33:30,772
OKAY, BILLY, TWO TO GO.
1469
01:33:31,306 --> 01:33:33,141
SHE'S GOT A SORE ARM!
1470
01:33:39,314 --> 01:33:40,649
YOU'RE OUT.
1471
01:33:40,683 --> 01:33:42,818
ALL RIGHT.
ONE TO GO, BILLY.
1472
01:33:42,851 --> 01:33:46,655
TWO OUT. TWO OUT.
ONE TO GO.
1473
01:33:49,324 --> 01:33:51,694
OKAY. ONE OUT TO GO,
AND THEN TO PIZZA HUT.
1474
01:33:53,762 --> 01:33:56,064
ALL RIGHT. BATTER UP.
1475
01:33:56,098 --> 01:33:59,258
[ANNOUNCER] NOW BATTING,
NUMBER NINE, ALBERT OGILVIE.
YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE GAME.
1476
01:33:59,868 --> 01:34:03,305
WHAT'S THE MATTER, OGILVIE?
THE PLATE IS OVER THERE.
1477
01:34:03,338 --> 01:34:07,275
WELL, WITHOUT GOING
INTO MUCH DETAIL,
I'M 0 FOR 14 THIS SEASON.
1478
01:34:08,343 --> 01:34:10,746
ASIDE FROM TIMMY LUPUS,
1479
01:34:10,779 --> 01:34:13,181
I'M PROBABLY THE WORST PLAYER
IN THIS LEAGUE.
1480
01:34:13,215 --> 01:34:15,684
WOULD YOU DO ME
A FAVOR, OGILVIE?
1481
01:34:15,718 --> 01:34:19,755
JUST SHUT UP
AND GET UP TO THE PLATE
AND TRY TO HIT THE BALL.
1482
01:34:19,788 --> 01:34:20,788
COME ON, BATTER.
LET'S GO.
1483
01:34:21,724 --> 01:34:23,425
OKAY, MR. BUTTERMAKER.
1484
01:34:26,729 --> 01:34:28,697
STRIKE ONE.
1485
01:34:28,731 --> 01:34:30,198
OKAY, BILLY,
BEAR DOWN NOW.
1486
01:34:30,232 --> 01:34:31,800
♪ ONE OUT TO GO, BABE.
1487
01:34:31,834 --> 01:34:34,236
NEVER SEEN YOU
LIKE THIS, OGILVIE.
1488
01:34:34,269 --> 01:34:36,304
SURE AIN'T LIKE
ALGEBRA, IS IT?
1489
01:34:36,338 --> 01:34:38,440
JUST PUT IT OVER.
HE AIN'T SWINGIN'.
1490
01:34:41,309 --> 01:34:42,789
THAT'S THE WAY.
YOU GOT A PIECE OF IT.
1491
01:34:43,245 --> 01:34:45,180
THE COUNT IS 0-2.
1492
01:34:50,185 --> 01:34:51,153
BALL.
1493
01:34:51,186 --> 01:34:53,355
GLAD YOU ALL CAME.
1494
01:34:53,388 --> 01:34:56,691
FRANKLY, I'M SURPRISED
THE LITTLE MARSHMALLOWS
DID THIS WELL, HUH?
1495
01:34:57,760 --> 01:34:58,760
2 AND 2.
1496
01:35:00,763 --> 01:35:01,763
BALL.
♪OKAY! ALL RIGHT!
1497
01:35:02,765 --> 01:35:03,966
THE COUNT IS FULL.
1498
01:35:03,999 --> 01:35:06,034
COME ON, BILLY!
1499
01:35:06,068 --> 01:35:08,508
LOSE CONTROL OR SOMETHING?
COME ON, BILLY,
DON'T WALK THIS MAN.
1500
01:35:15,177 --> 01:35:17,145
BALL FOUR.
TAKE YOUR BASE.
1501
01:35:17,179 --> 01:35:18,446
GO OGILVIE!
ON TO FIRST, BOY!
1502
01:35:19,514 --> 01:35:21,216
OKAY!
1503
01:35:21,249 --> 01:35:23,251
HE WALKED HIM.
1504
01:35:26,321 --> 01:35:27,489
GET DOWN THERE!
1505
01:35:27,522 --> 01:35:29,391
ALL RIGHT!
1506
01:35:29,424 --> 01:35:31,526
♪ [BUTTERMAKER]
THAT'S THE WAY TO GO.
COME ON, AHMAD.
1507
01:35:31,559 --> 01:35:34,930
THIS IS FOR ALLAH.
AND IT'S GOING
WAY OUT THERE, SUCKER.
1508
01:35:37,800 --> 01:35:39,080
♪ LET'S GO, STEVE.
GET IT, STEVE!
1509
01:35:39,868 --> 01:35:41,269
GO! GO!
ALL RIGHT!
1510
01:35:42,337 --> 01:35:43,471
BEAUTY!
1511
01:35:43,505 --> 01:35:45,540
HE BEAT HIM WITH A BUNT.
1512
01:35:45,573 --> 01:35:46,842
THAT'S A SMART PLAY,
AHMAD!
1513
01:35:47,910 --> 01:35:49,778
♪ THAT'S A SMART PLAY!
1514
01:35:53,181 --> 01:35:58,386
[ANNOUNCER]
NOW BATTING, NUMBER SEVEN,
MIGUEL AGILAR, SECOND BASE.
1515
01:36:02,958 --> 01:36:04,827
BALL.
1516
01:36:04,860 --> 01:36:06,194
THAT'S IT.
WAY TO LOOK.
1517
01:36:06,228 --> 01:36:08,530
I KNOW HE'S SMALL, BILLY.
PITCH IT LOWER.
1518
01:36:11,433 --> 01:36:12,433
BALL.
1519
01:36:16,939 --> 01:36:19,407
ALL RIGHT, MIGUEL.
WAY TO GO.
1520
01:36:20,508 --> 01:36:22,177
BALL, INSIDE.
1521
01:36:22,210 --> 01:36:23,411
3-0.
1522
01:36:30,518 --> 01:36:32,420
BALL FOUR.
TAKE YOUR BASE.
1523
01:36:33,521 --> 01:36:34,923
ALL RIGHT, MIGUEL!
1524
01:36:34,957 --> 01:36:38,493
♪ [TURNER]
YOU ALL RIGHT, BILLY?
1525
01:36:38,526 --> 01:36:42,430
[ANNOUNCER]
NOW BATTING, NUMBER THREE,
KELLY LEAK, CENTER FIELD.
1526
01:36:44,566 --> 01:36:45,567
BILLY.
1527
01:36:50,638 --> 01:36:52,908
HEY, TURNER!
1528
01:36:52,941 --> 01:36:56,611
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING,
WALKING A MAN WITH
THE BASES LOADED?
1529
01:36:56,644 --> 01:36:58,446
YOU'RE PUTTING THE TYING
RUN ON FIRST BASE,
1530
01:36:59,514 --> 01:37:02,117
YOU IMBECILE!
1531
01:37:02,150 --> 01:37:05,187
COULDN'T MANAGE A FOOD STORE.
HE'S MANAGING A BASEBALL TEAM.
LET'S GO.
1532
01:37:11,426 --> 01:37:13,328
[CROWD BOOING]
1533
01:37:41,556 --> 01:37:44,359
♪ [MAN]
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU CAN'T PITCH TO HIM?
1534
01:37:57,005 --> 01:37:58,240
COME ON!
1535
01:38:06,448 --> 01:38:08,183
YOU'RE OUT!
1536
01:38:22,730 --> 01:38:25,167
ENGELBERG. REGI.
1537
01:38:25,200 --> 01:38:27,335
WHAT'S THIS?
WE'RE CELEBRATING.
1538
01:38:27,369 --> 01:38:30,939
WHY ARE WE CELEBRATING?
BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE
DAMN PROUD OF YOURSELVES.
1539
01:38:30,973 --> 01:38:33,675
- I'LL DRINK TO THAT.
- ♪ SKOAL.
1540
01:38:33,708 --> 01:38:36,544
WOULD YOU COOL IT WITH THE BEER?
I GOT A PHOTOGRAPHER HERE
FROM THE♪ L.A. TIMES.
1541
01:38:36,578 --> 01:38:40,182
I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN CHAMPAGNE,
BUT YOU DON'T PAY ME ENOUGH
TO MANAGE THIS TEAM.
1542
01:38:40,215 --> 01:38:42,317
WHO DIDN'T GET A BEER?
YOU'RE PAYING HIM?
1543
01:38:42,350 --> 01:38:44,719
NO, HE'S JOKING.
DON'T DRINK THAT.
1544
01:38:44,752 --> 01:38:48,490
HEY, BUTTERMAKER,
MAYBE NEXT SPRING,
YOU'LL TEACH ME TO HIT.
1545
01:38:50,758 --> 01:38:52,427
YOU BET.
1546
01:39:13,548 --> 01:39:17,319
BUTTERMAKER, THIS IS
YOUR SECOND-PLACE TROPHY.
1547
01:39:17,352 --> 01:39:19,988
CONGRATULATIONS.
THANK YOU, SIR.
1548
01:39:20,022 --> 01:39:24,426
I KNOW WE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES,
BUT AT LEAST WE SETTLED IT
RIGHT HERE ON THE BALL FIELD.
1549
01:39:24,459 --> 01:39:27,595
MY BOYS WOULD LIKE TO SAY
SOMETHING TO YOUR TEAM.
1550
01:39:27,629 --> 01:39:30,432
WE JUST WANNA SAY
YOU GUYS PLAYED A GOOD GAME.
1551
01:39:30,465 --> 01:39:34,769
AND WE TREATED YOU
PRETTY UNFAIR ALL SEASON.
WE WANT TO APOLOGIZE.
1552
01:39:34,802 --> 01:39:37,339
WE STILL DON'T THINK YOU'RE
ALL THAT GOOD A BASEBALL TEAM,
1553
01:39:37,372 --> 01:39:40,275
BUT YOU GOT GUTS, ALL OF YOU.
1554
01:39:43,478 --> 01:39:45,647
COME ON.
LET'S GIVE THEM A CHEER.
1555
01:39:46,714 --> 01:39:48,683
READY? OKAY.
1556
01:39:48,716 --> 01:39:51,519
TWO! FOUR! SIX! EIGHT!
WHO DO WE APPRECIATE?
1557
01:39:52,587 --> 01:39:55,257
BEARS! BEARS! YAY!
1558
01:39:59,527 --> 01:40:03,298
HEY, YANKEES!
YOU CAN TAKE YOUR APOLOGY
AND YOUR TROPHY...
1559
01:40:03,331 --> 01:40:06,134
AND SHOVE IT
STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS!
1560
01:40:08,503 --> 01:40:10,303
AND ANOTHER THING...
JUST WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR.
1561
01:40:11,206 --> 01:40:12,206
♪ YAY!
YAY!
1562
01:40:15,143 --> 01:40:18,146
[CHORUS SINGING
MARCH IN ITALIAN]
1563
01:41:54,509 --> 01:41:55,509
[ENDS]
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