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HIT THE DECK. 12 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:55,055 ♪ AND ONE, TWO, THREE, 13 00:00:56,124 --> 00:00:59,760 ♪ FOUR, FIVE, SIX, 14 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:02,596 ♪ SEVEN... 15 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:04,550 ♪ [RADIO] TEMPERATURE TODAY IS EXPECTED TO HIT 78. 16 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:06,853 ♪ AND IN DOWNTOWN L.A., THEY'RE EXPECTING... 17 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:09,470 ♪ TEN, ELEVEN... COME ON, KEEP UP... 18 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:13,073 ♪ 12, 13, 14, 15... 19 00:01:14,142 --> 00:01:16,177 [OPENS BEER] 20 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:18,346 [COUGHS] 21 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:20,448 ♪ 17, 18... 22 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:22,515 [COUGHS] 23 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:26,187 ♪ 19 AND 20. 24 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:55,115 [MAN] GO! 25 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:58,219 ♪ [BOY] HEY, WAY TO GO, CHRIS! 26 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:01,389 [CLINK] 27 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:07,495 THANKS, MISTER. 28 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:13,534 ♪ [MOTORCYCLE STARTS] 29 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:20,341 GET IT IN THERE! 30 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:21,842 COME ON, FELLAS! 31 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,311 TALK IT UP! 32 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:27,654 ♪ I'M GOING TO GO AROUND THE INFIELD, 33 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:29,883 ♪ THEN AROUND THE OUTFIELD. 34 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:31,419 YOU GOT IT? OKAY. 35 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:32,586 MOVE! CHARGE THE BALL! 36 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:35,289 LET'S GO! FIRE IT IN THERE! 37 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:37,858 AROUND THE INFIELD NOW! 38 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,091 WE'LL DO IT AROUND THE INFIELD, 39 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:41,395 THEN AROUND THE OUTFIELD. 40 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:42,896 [MAN] HEY, BUTTERMAKER. 41 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:44,498 WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG? 42 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:46,819 ♪ I HAD THREE POOLS TO CLEAN. 43 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:50,216 UH, YOU KNOW MY SON TOBY, RIGHT? HI, BUTTERMAKER. 44 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:53,407 THIS LITTLE GUY IS GOING TO BE A GREAT BALLPLAYER. 45 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:56,644 I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS. 46 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,958 IT'S A SHAME THAT NONE OF THE FATHERS HAVE THE TIME FOR IT. 47 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:00,948 IF I WASN'T SO BUSY DOWN AT CITY HALL... 48 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:02,483 YOU GOT MY CHECK, WHITEWOOD? CHECK? 49 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:06,487 UH, SON, WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR BIKE OFF THE CAR? 50 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:08,889 YEAH. 51 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:14,172 WOW! I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BE QUIET ABOUT THE MONEY. OH, YEAH. SORRY. 52 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:16,930 IT'S GOING TO BE ROUGH, BUTTERMAKER. YOU JUST GOT ONE WEEK TILL THE FIRST GAME. 53 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,734 I WANTED TO INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME OF THE ADMINISTRATORS... 54 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:23,471 YOU FORGOT TO SIGN THE CHECK. CHECK IS NOT SIGNED. 55 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,374 OH. HELPS, RIGHT? 56 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:30,210 YOU ASK AROUND FOR A WOMAN THEY CALL CLEVELAND. 57 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:33,012 SHE'LL GET THINGS SET FOR YOU. HERE. 58 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:35,783 HERE'S A LIST OF THE BOYS ON THE TEAM. 59 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:36,517 DON'T LET ANY OF THESE BASTARDS GIVE YOU A HARD TIME. 60 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:39,019 PUT THAT AWAY. 61 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,220 HANG IN THERE. 62 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,294 [BOY \♪1] HOW ABOUT A RIDE HOME? 63 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:49,697 ♪ [BOY \♪2] RACE YOU BACK TO THE DUGOUT! 64 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:53,000 YOU KNOW, I THINK WE'RE DOING A REALLY FINE THING. 65 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,903 YEAH. 66 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:01,594 DAD SAID YOU PLAYED PRO BALL. 67 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:03,677 YEAH. 68 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:05,351 I THOUGHT YOU JUST CLEANED SWIMMING POOLS. 69 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:07,787 SAYS YOU WERE REALLY GREAT ONCE. 70 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:09,850 THAT'S NICE OF HIM. 71 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:11,419 [COUGHING] 72 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:12,886 [MAN] HEY! HEY! 73 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,000 GET THAT BIKE OFF THE FIELD! 74 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:17,591 I SAID GET IT OFF THE FIELD! YOU'RE MARKING IT UP. 75 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:18,892 EXCUSE ME. 76 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,328 SORRY HE YELLED AT YOUR BOY. 77 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:22,796 THAT'S NOT MY BOY. 78 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,350 MY HUSBAND'S UPTIGHT ABOUT THE INFIELD. 79 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:25,698 HE SOMETIMES YELLS. 80 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:27,635 JILL, HONEY. 81 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:28,769 HEY, JILL, HONEY. 82 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:30,371 MY NAME IS BUTTERMAKER. 83 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:31,739 ♪ I'M COACH OF THE NEW TEAM. 84 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,808 I'M LOOKING FOR MISS CLEVELAND. 85 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:36,762 SHE'S IN THE EQUIPMENT ROOM. IT'S STRAIGHT AHEAD. 86 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:41,099 GODDAMN CLASS-ACTION SUITS ARE GONNA BE THE RUIN OF THIS COUNTRY. 87 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:42,783 IT WASN'T SO BAD 88 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,485 WHEN THE COURTS MADE US TAKE GIRLS. 89 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,406 AT LEAST THE ONES THAT CAME COULD PLAY, 90 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:48,921 BUT NOW THIS. 91 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,537 THIS EQUIPMENT'S KIND OF HAD IT, MISS. 92 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:53,861 YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, MR. BUTTERMAKER. 93 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,694 THIS IS NORMALLY A SIX-TEAM LEAGUE, NOT SEVEN. 94 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:58,504 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE HAPPY WITH WHAT'S LEFT. 95 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,332 LOOK, BUTTERMAKER, THE PROBLEM IS YOUR FRIEND WHITEWOOD. 96 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:03,771 HE COULD HAVE GOT THOSE BOYS IN ANY OF THE OTHER LEAGUES. 97 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:05,873 WHY DID HE SUE THIS ONE? 98 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:09,901 WE'RE DIFFERENT THAN THE OTHER LEAGUES, AND HE KNOWS IT. 99 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,713 WE RUN A HIGHLY COMPETITIVE PROGRAM HERE. 100 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:15,383 I MEAN, IT'S HIGHLY COMPETITIVE. 101 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:16,917 WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING? 102 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:19,520 ♪ IT'S NOT US. IT'S THE BOYS. 103 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:22,928 IT'S THE BOYS THEMSELVES THAT WANT IT THAT WAY. 104 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:27,395 BUTTERMAKER, NEW RULE BOOK. SEE THAT YOU MEMORIZE IT. 105 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:32,933 YOU GOT, UH, NOT EVEN AN HOUR TO PRACTICE ON THAT FIELD. 106 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,404 GOOD LUCK, HUH? 107 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,712 WHEN I SAY YOUR NAME, STEP FORWARD AND TELL ME WHAT POSITION YOU WANT TO PLAY. 108 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:44,545 - RUDI STEIN. - PITCHER. UM, CAN I PLAY P... 109 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:47,481 ♪ SURE. REGI TOWER. 110 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:50,584 I GOT A PRETTY GOOD ARM. MY FATHER SAID FOR ME TO PLAY INFIELD. 111 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:53,954 MR. BUTTERMAKER, I'M ON YOUR TEAM. 112 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,391 LAST YEAR, I WAS PLAYING BASEBALL... 113 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,160 I'M TOWER... FOR THE FIRST TIME... 114 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,830 MY DAD'S BEEN A YANKEE FAN ALL HIS LIFE. 115 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:06,583 HE NEVER HEARD OF NO BUTTERMAKER WHO EVER PLAYED FOR THE YANKEES LET ALONE PITCHED A NO-HITTER! 116 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:08,636 I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP. CAN I PLAY SECOND OR THIRD BASE? 117 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:13,138 THE SITUATION WITH THE GLASSES IS... FORGET ABOUT THE GLASSES. 118 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:16,410 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT. 119 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:19,647 I WAS A HECK OF A BALLPLAYER, BUT I NEVER PITCHED FOR THE YANKEES... 120 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,428 YOU NEVER PLAYED IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES. 121 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:25,571 BUT YOU DID PITCH FOR PHOENIX IN THE MINORS. 122 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,488 IN 1951, YOU WON NINE GAMES, 123 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:29,749 LOST SIX, HAD 170 STRIKEOUTS, 124 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:32,526 AND HAD AN E.R.A. OF 2.86. 125 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:34,962 GOOD WORK, KID. 126 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:35,995 AHMAD ABDUL RAHEEM. 127 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:38,599 AHMAD ABDUL RAHEEM. HERE. 128 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:39,952 WHAT POSITION DO YOU WANT TO PLAY? 129 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:42,670 I WANT TO SWITCH HIT LIKE MY BIG BROTHERS. 130 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:44,383 AND I WANT TO PLAY WHERE HANK AARON PLAYED. 131 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:47,799 RIGHT FIELD. AARON PLAYED RIGHT FIELD. THEN RIGHT FIELD. 132 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:51,302 HE ALSO PLAYED QUITE A FEW GAMES ON SECOND BASE. THEN SECOND BASE. 133 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:53,926 MIKE ENGELBERG. MY DAD THINKS I SHOULD TRY OUT FOR CATCHER. 134 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:57,618 HE CAN PLAY THIRD AND SHORT AT THE SAME TIME. 135 00:06:57,651 --> 00:07:00,251 KEEP IT UP, WHITEWOOD! IF YOU WANNA GET "KUNG-FUED." SHUT UP, TUBS! 136 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:03,208 ♪ [BUTTERMAKER] TIMMY LUPPUS... ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT... 137 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:04,858 ♪ TIMMY LUPPUS. [BOY] LUPUS. 138 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:09,530 CRUD. DOES THAT BOOGER-EATIN' SPAZ MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE. 139 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:12,533 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY, LUPPUS? 140 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:14,601 [BOY] LUPUS. 141 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:16,804 HE'S SHY, COACH. 142 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:17,917 SHY, MY BUTT. HE'S AN IDIOT. 143 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,319 SHUT UP, TANNER. HE'S JUST QUIET. 144 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:23,749 TIMMY AND I COULD DO A FINE JOB SHARING RIGHT FIELD. 145 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:25,818 LET'S NOT TALK ANYMORE ABOUT IT. 146 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:29,796 EVERYBODY OUT ON THE FIELD AND TAKE ANY POSITION YOU WANT. 147 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,543 ♪ WE'LL FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU PLAY LATER. 148 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,645 COULD TIMMY AND I PLAY RIGHT FIELD? 149 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,288 ANYPLACE AT ALL. JUST GET OUT THERE. 150 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,192 JUST SHUT UP AND GET OUT THERE. 151 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:41,260 LET'S GO, BOYS. 152 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:43,563 MISTER, UH, BUTTERMAKER, 153 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:48,146 I THINK MY DAD SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THESE TWO BOYS WERE MEXICAN. 154 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:50,771 THEY DON'T SPEAK ANY ENGLISH. 155 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,549 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET ONE. 156 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,826 HEY, CAN'T YOU HOLD OFF OF THAT UNTIL AFTER PRACTICE? 157 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:15,529 THERE'S ENERGY IN CHOCOLATE. 158 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:16,563 I NEED ENERGY. 159 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:18,766 OH. 160 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,835 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET ONE. 161 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,206 [MAN] DAMN IT, REGI! ATTACK THAT BALL. 162 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:28,742 PAY ATTENTION OUT THERE. 163 00:08:28,776 --> 00:08:29,843 IT WAS RIGHT AT ME. 164 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:32,212 ATTACK IT! 165 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:33,714 ALL RIGHT. GET ONE. 166 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,857 [BUTTERMAKER] LOOK ALIVE. [BAT HITS BALL] 167 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:55,736 [BOY] OH! HOW COULD YOU? 168 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:04,612 [SQUISH] 169 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,679 ♪ HEY, ENGELBERG. WHAT? 170 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,583 THERE'S CHOCOLATE ALL OVER THIS BALL. 171 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:13,264 LOOK, MR. BUTTERMAKER, QUIT BUGGING ME ABOUT MY FOOD. 172 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:15,623 PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS BUGGING ME ABOUT IT. 173 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,190 MY SHRINK SAYS THAT'S WHY I'M SO FAT. 174 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,984 YOU'RE NOT DOING ME ANY GOOD SO JUST QUIT IT! 175 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:23,864 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 176 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:31,772 ALL RIGHT, LOOK ALIVE. LET'S GET ONE. 177 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,743 ARE YOU READY? LET'S GET ONE OUT THERE. 178 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,213 ENGELBERG? WHAT? 179 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,282 THAT IS A BUNT... B-U-N-T. 180 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,717 THE CATCHER IS SUPPOSED TO PICK UP THE BUNT... 181 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,089 AND THROW IT TO FIRST BASE. 182 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,962 HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? YOU MADE SUCH A BIG DEAL YELLING OUT TO THEM. 183 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,746 DIVERSIONARY TACTIC, ENGELBERG. NOW GET THE BALL. 184 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:58,283 WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS PICKING ON ME? WHAT DID I DO TO YOU? 185 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,992 QUIT YOUR BELLYACHING AND THROW THE BALL TO FIRST BASE! 186 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,210 [GLASS BREAKING] 187 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,278 ♪ [BOY] ESTUPIDO. 188 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,254 ♪ DON'T BLAME ME. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS YOUR CAR. 189 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,720 IT'S DUMB, PARKING IT SO CLOSE TO THE FIELD ANYWAY. 190 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,355 ALL RIGHT, BOYS. 191 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,991 LET'S GET BACK TO BASICS. 192 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,726 THIS IS A BASEBALL. 193 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,961 THE OBJECT OF THE GAME IS TO KEEP THE BASEBALL... 194 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:32,130 WITHIN THE CONFINES OF THE PLAYING FIELD. ♪WAIT A MINUTE! 195 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,267 YOU DON'T THINK WE KNOW WHAT A BALL IS? 196 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,423 I DON'T THINK I LIKE THAT KIND OF TALK. 197 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,743 HE'S BEEN IN ENOUGH FIGHTS THIS WEEK ALREADY. 198 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:45,496 ♪ WE KEEP PLAYING LIKE THIS, WE'LL BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE LEAGUE. 199 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,979 WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? ALL WE GOT ON THIS TEAM... 200 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,469 IS A BUNCH OF JEWS, SPICS, NIGGERS, PANSIES, 201 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:51,951 AND A BOOGER-EATING MORON. 202 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,386 TANNER, YOU SHOULD BE REMINDED FROM TIME TO TIME... 203 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:57,891 THAT YOU'RE ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE ON THIS TEAM... 204 00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,365 WHO'S NOT A JEW, SPIC, NIGGER, PANSY, 205 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,995 OR BOOGER-EATING MORON. 206 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,163 SO YOU BETTER COOL IT, OR WE MAY BE DISPOSED TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU. 207 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,231 - OH, YEAH? - YEAH. 208 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:07,768 CUT IT OUT! 209 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,877 NOW, GUYS, SOMEBODY'S GONNA PAY FOR THIS WINDSHIELD. 210 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,333 AND I THINK, ENGELBERG, IT'S GONNA BE YOUR FATHER. 211 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,911 BULLSHIT. 212 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,815 ♪ [HONKING] 213 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,316 COME ON, BABE. 214 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,785 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE BY 7:30. 215 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,533 ISN'T THAT SOMETHING? IT LOOKS LIKE A BASEBALL FIELD. 216 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,069 THEY DID A NICE JOB, DIDN'T THEY? 217 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,631 I HAD THEM LEAVE OFF THE ANCHOVIES... 218 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:34,928 BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO USE THEM AS BATS OR THE BASELINE. 219 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,689 BESIDES, MOST PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THE TASTE OF ANCHOVIES. 220 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,034 I DON'T LIKE THEM. YOU SEE? 221 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,868 CAROL, WHERE IS FRANK? IS HE STILL PRACTICING? 222 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,344 OF COURSE. YOU GOT TO KEEP AFTER HIM. 223 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,333 YOU ALL LOOK TERRIFIC. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY BE PATIENT! 224 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:53,050 PIZZA'S ON VERY, VERY SOON. ♪[MAN] JILL, I'M GETTING READY FOR THE SLIDE SHOW. 225 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,447 GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. I WOULDN'T MISS IT FOR THE WORLD. 226 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:01,198 WE HAVE ONE OF THESE EVERY YEAR. IT HELPS TO GET THINGS OFF ON A FRIENDLY NOTE. 227 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,856 AFTER THE START OF THE SEASON, 228 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,926 WE ALL DON'T ALWAYS GET ALONG SO WELL. 229 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,929 WELL, HOW ARE THE UNIFORMS COMING ALONG? 230 00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:11,498 WHAT? 231 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:12,811 THE UNIFORMS. YOUR TEAM UNIFORMS. 232 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,827 HEY, BUTTERMAKER, YOU BETTER GET ON THE BALL. 233 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,284 ALL THE BEST COLORS HAVE BEEN TAKEN... 234 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,346 GREEN AND WHITE, BLUE AND WHITE, 235 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,541 ♪ RED AND WHITE, MAROON AND WHITE, WHITE AND MAROON. 236 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,779 UNIFORMS? 237 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,187 HEY, WHITEWOOD. WHAT'S THIS CRAP ABOUT UNIFORMS? 238 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:34,251 WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRAP? I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK... YOU'RE PAYING ME TO COACH. 239 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:39,056 YOU TOLD ME I'D BE COACHING SOME KIDS JUST A COUPLE OF HOURS A DAY. 240 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:40,527 I'VE GOT A LOT OF POOLS TO CLEAN. I CAN'T BE OUT LOOKING FOR UNIFORMS. 241 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,263 WILL YOU BE QUIET FOR A MINUTE? 242 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,900 YOU'VE BEEN HIRED AS A MANAGER, RIGHT? YEAH. 243 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,854 ONE OF THE RESPONSIBILITIES OF BEING A MANAGER... 244 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,538 IS TO GET A SPONSOR AND TO GET UNIFORMS. 245 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:52,891 WAIT. NO. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT. 246 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,476 I'M TELLING YOU NOW. IT'S EASY. 247 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,344 YOU GO AROUND TO THESE DIFFERENT BUSINESSES AND YOU TALK TO THE GUYS. 248 00:12:58,411 --> 00:12:59,813 THEY ALL LIKE BASEBALL. 249 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,928 HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY STRIKE OUT TED WILLIAMS? 250 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,389 I HAD A MOTHER OF A SCREWBALL. 251 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,071 HE MEANS TED WILLIAMS WAS A MAJOR LEAGUER. 252 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,261 YOU NEVER GOT PAST THE MINORS. 253 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,923 IT WAS SPRING TRAINING, VERO BEACH, FLORIDA. 254 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,918 STRUCK HIM OUT A COUPLE OF TIMES. 255 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,077 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE OPEN LIQUOR IN THE CAR. 256 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,912 IT'S AGAINST THE LAW. SO IS MURDER, ENGELBERG. 257 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,961 NOW PUT THAT BACK BEFORE YOU GET ME INTO REAL TROUBLE. 258 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,385 IF YOU WERE SO GREAT, 259 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,018 HOW COME YOU NEVER MADE IT TO THE MAJOR LEAGUES? CONTRACT DISPUTES. 260 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,192 WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET OUR UNIFORMS? I'M WORKING ON IT. 261 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:49,896 HEY, AHMAD, 262 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,964 EVEN HANK AARON PEELS THE OLD EYELIDS BEFORE HE TAKES A SWING. 263 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,203 MAYBE I SHOULD TRY LEFT-HANDED. 264 00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:00,407 NO. NOT JUST YET. 265 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,581 WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET OUR UNIFORMS? 266 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:10,649 I'M WORKING ON IT. 267 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:15,212 ALL THE OTHER KIDS GOT THEIR UNIFORMS. WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET OURS? 268 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,176 YOU WORRY ABOUT YOUR HITTING. 269 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,498 LET ME WORRY ABOUT THE UNIFORMS. 270 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,661 MY HAT FELL IN. 271 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,896 DUMMY. 272 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,631 OH, GOD. YOU TOO? 273 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,599 HOW'S THE VACUUMING COMING, TOBY? 274 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,335 NOT ENOUGH SUCTION. 275 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,008 JUST MOVE IT BACK AND FORTH. IT WILL COME. 276 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,724 WHEN WE'RE THROUGH, CAN WE GO SWIMMING? 277 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,034 DON'T JUMP IN, ENGELBERG. YOU'LL FLOOD THE VALLEY. 278 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,610 HOW'S IT GOING, OGILVIE? 279 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,346 WELL, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH PRESSURE, 280 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,899 BUT I'M ADJUSTING THE INTAKE VALVE NOW. 281 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,051 YOU GOT A HELL OF A FUTURE IN POOLS, KID. 282 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,004 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, YOU CRUD? IT'S BEEN AN HOUR. 283 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,455 I'VE BEEN OUT GETTING WHAT YOU CREEPS HAVE BEEN BITCHING FOR... 284 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,523 UNIFORMS. 285 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,272 ♪ BEST PITCH I EVER TAUGHT HER WAS THE CURVEBALL. 286 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,664 HOW COULD YOU TEACH A 9-YEAR-OLD GIRL TO THROW A CURVEBALL? 287 00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:01,668 ♪ NOT ONLY A CURVEBALL, BUT THE MOST TANTALIZING KNUCKLER YOU EVER SAW. 288 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,463 ♪ THIS THING WAS A THING OF BEAUTY. 289 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,278 ♪ IT CAME UP TO THE PLATE AND DISAPPEARED. 290 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,143 ♪ IT WAS LIKE A BALL OF MELTED ICE CREAM. 291 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,612 HERE. THANK YOU, LUPPUS. 292 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,549 LUPUS. LUPUS. SORRY. 293 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,353 AHH. THAT'S SUPERB. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 294 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,957 TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU STRUCK OUT TED WILLIAMS AGAIN. 295 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,159 TED WILLIAMS, 1947, VERO BEACH, FLORIDA, 296 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,754 SPRING TRAINING, AROUND MARCH 15th. 297 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,350 SCORE WAS TIED NOTHING TO NOTHING. 298 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,633 IT WAS THE TOP OF THE NINTH. 299 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,608 ♪ NO. IT WAS THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH. 300 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:38,638 ♪ BASES WERE LOADED. 301 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,709 ♪ THERE WAS OLD TED COMING UP TO THE PLATE, 302 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,445 ♪ SWINGING A MENACING BAT. 303 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,180 ♪ "STRIKE ONE." 304 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,664 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 305 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:05,777 COME ON. LET'S KEEP PLAYING. 306 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,468 HE MIGHT BE HURT. 307 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,237 I THINK HE'S DEAD. 308 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,771 HE'S NOT DEAD! HE'S DRUNK! 309 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,506 HAD ENOUGH BEER. 310 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,242 WHAT A MESS. 311 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,543 A LOT OF SMOKING TOO. 312 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,311 WHAT DO WE DO? 313 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,747 NOTHING. 314 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,150 HE AIN'T ANY GOOD TO US SOBER EITHER. 315 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,584 OPENING DAY'S TOMORROW. WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BATTING ORDER IS. 316 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,419 WE DON'T EVEN HAVE OUR POSITIONS SET. 317 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,390 ALL WE GOT IS A CRUDDY "ALKY" FOR A MANAGER. 318 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,278 [MARCH] 319 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,251 COME ON, RED. LET'S STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAT THERE. 320 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,850 ENGELBERG, HOW ABOUT BUTTONING THOSE BUTTONS ON YOUR UNIFORM, WILL YOU? 321 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,198 I BEEN TRYING ALL MORNING. IT'S TOO SMALL. 322 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,398 WELL, COME ON. LOOK NEATER, YOU KNOW. 323 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,767 [MAN ON P.A.] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 324 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:19,139 I WANT TO WELCOME YOU HERE TO THE OPENING GAME OF THE SEASON. 325 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:23,376 WHAT I WANT IS TO SEE EVERY BOY IN AMERICA... 326 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,645 OUT ON THE BASEBALL FIELD 327 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,581 PLAYING THE GREAT GAME OF BASEBALL. 328 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,151 THANK YOU. 329 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:39,226 WELL, UH, THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. 330 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,262 IT'S OPENING DAY. 331 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,655 NOW, I'D LIKE TO CALL YOUR ATTENTION TO OUR NEW SCOREBOARD... 332 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,600 ♪ NAMED IN MEMORY OF TOMMY MARTIN... 333 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,370 LOOK OUT! GET BACK! 334 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:52,572 [BOY] ¿QUE PASA? 335 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,445 GET OFF THE FIELD! 336 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,288 [BLOWING WHISTLE] 337 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,323 HEY! 338 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,365 ALL RIGHT, COME HERE! 339 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,634 LET'S GO! LET'S GO! 340 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,337 YOU LITTLE PUNK, YOU JUST... 341 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,112 WHAT WERE YOU DOING, YOU LITTLE PUNK? 342 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,409 I'LL DECK THAT KID! 343 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,612 YOU'LL HAVE TO GET RID OF THE BIKE! 344 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:38,218 UH, WHAT WAS I... 345 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:43,556 OH, YES, THE NEW SCOREBOARD IN MEMORY OF TOMMY... 346 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,625 ♪ TOMMY MARTIN. 347 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,693 ♪ AND, UH, WELL... 348 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,275 [DIFFERENT SPEAKER] AFTER THE TAKING OF THE TEAM PICTURES TODAY, 349 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,466 PARENTS AND FRIENDS ARE ENCOURAGED TO STAY... 350 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,268 FOR THE GAME BETWEEN THE BEARS AND YANKEES. 351 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,604 COME ON, INDIANS. LINE UP. 352 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,086 A SECOND GAME WILL BEGIN AT 3:00 THIS AFTERNOON. 353 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,649 WE URGE YOU TO RETURN AT THAT TIME... 354 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,380 TO SEE THE ATHLETICS AGAINST THE METS. 355 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,453 MR. BUTTERMAKER! 356 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,522 THEY'RE TAKING THE TEAM PICTURES! 357 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,403 ♪ I WANT YOU TO LOOK LIKE CHAMPIONS... 358 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,760 ♪ BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE CHAMPIONS. 359 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,695 ♪ STAND UP STRAIGHT AND LOOK AT THEM. 360 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,365 THAT'S IT, BOYS. 361 00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,300 YOU GOT THAT CHAMPION LOOK ABOUT YOU. 362 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,702 COME ON! 363 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,471 QUICK! 364 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,704 HE'S GOING TO TAKE THE PICTURE! 365 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:38,211 HEY, MY UNIFORM'S TOO SMALL. AH, SHUT UP. 366 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,616 TAKE THE PICTURE! 367 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,421 OKAY, BOYS, COME ON, STRAIGHTEN UP. BIG GRINS. 368 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:50,723 ♪ COME ON. 369 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,596 LOOK AT THE BIRDIE! 370 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:57,764 ♪ SMILE! 371 00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,198 ♪ SMILE! SMILE! 372 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:02,508 ♪ [PHOTOGRAPHER] THAT'S IT. 373 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,536 THAT'S PERFECT. THANK YOU. 374 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,308 WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED 375 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,444 ♪ AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING 376 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,747 O'ER THE ROCKETS' RED GLARE 377 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,385 THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR 378 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,589 GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT 379 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,858 THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE 380 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:35,268 OH SAY DOES THAT STAR-SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE 381 00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:41,274 O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE 382 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:47,847 AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE 383 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,483 [CHEERING] 384 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,497 PLAY BALL! BATTER UP! 385 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,667 [ANNOUNCER] FIRST IN THE YANKEE LINEUP TODAY, 386 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:12,339 ANDY BERGER, NUMBER SEVEN, CENTER FIELD. 387 00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:19,679 COME ON, BABY! 388 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,280 TAKE TWO OF THEM! 389 00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:32,359 ♪ [MAN] YOU GOT TO TAG HIM, DUMMY! 390 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,362 [BOY] WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 391 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,115 [ANNOUNCER] JOEY TURNER, NUMBER TWO, PITCHER. 392 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,399 HERE WE GO. LET'S GO, JOEY! 393 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,068 ♪ LET'S GO, JOEY! 394 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:51,444 ♪ HEY, LEFT FIELDER, THROW IT IN! 395 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:58,451 COME ON IN, JOEY! 396 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,206 [ANNOUNCER] DON JACOBSEN, SECOND BASE. 397 00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:09,829 [MAN] ALL RIGHT! 398 00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:13,400 I GOT A BEAD ON IT! 399 00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:16,703 ♪ WHERE'S OUR SHORTSTOP? 400 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:17,837 AREN'T YOU THE SHORTSTOP? 401 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:20,607 WAS THAT AN ERROR? 402 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,108 IT'S AN ERROR ON THE THROW, 403 00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:24,850 BUT NO ERROR ON THE INFIELDER... 404 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:26,846 'CAUSE HE WASN'T THERE. 405 00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:31,644 ♪ TIME! TIME! 406 00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:36,883 [ANNOUNCER] AND A TIME-OUT IS CALLED BY THE BEARS MANAGER. 407 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:40,553 HEY, TANNER. 408 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:42,855 ♪ YOU OKAY? 409 00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:47,694 LOOK, YOU CRUD, JUST GET BACK TO YOUR BEER. 410 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:50,963 GET GOING. 411 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,868 GET OUT OF HERE. 412 00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:04,644 [BAT HITS BALL] 413 00:24:04,677 --> 00:24:06,546 [YANKEES COACH] ATTA BOY, BOBBY! 414 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:07,619 COME ON, BOBBY! COME ON IN! 415 00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:09,982 SLIDE! SLIDE! 416 00:24:10,016 --> 00:24:12,919 WAY TO GO! NO COMPETITION! 417 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,555 HEY, CLUTCH! 418 00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:19,492 GO AHEAD, TAKE IT. 419 00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:22,495 TAKE TWO, TAKE THREE, TAKE IT. GO ON HOME. 420 00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:26,032 YEAH. HOME, I SAID. 421 00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:27,500 TRUST ME. HOME. 422 00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:30,036 HOME! 423 00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:33,640 MAYBE WE OUGHT TO, UH... 424 00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:36,809 DAMN IT. 425 00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:41,147 HOLD IT UP. 426 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:43,616 I JUST WANT TO GET A WORD WITH THE OTHER COACH, OKAY? 427 00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:46,497 OKAY, HURRY IT UP, THOUGH. YOU GOT IT. 428 00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:48,521 HEY, TURNER. YEAH? 429 00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:53,223 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CALL THIS THING OFF? THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS. 430 00:24:54,761 --> 00:24:58,081 THEY'RE GOING TO CALL IT OFF IN 15 MINUTES ANYWAY SO LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE ADVICE. 431 00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:00,867 LET YOUR TEAM STAY OUT THERE. THEY'LL BE ABLE TO SAY THEY DIDN'T GIVE UP. 432 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,769 AND YOU WON'T MAKE QUITTERS OUT OF THEM. 433 00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:05,270 I'M CALLING THIS OFF RIGHT NOW. 434 00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:08,040 I WAS JUST THINKING OF YOUR BOYS, THAT'S ALL. THE HELL YOU WERE. 435 00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:10,108 THE HELL I WASN'T. 436 00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:14,071 WHAT I SAW OUT THERE TODAY MADE ME SICK, YOU KNOW THAT? 437 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:16,794 YOUR TEAM HAS NO RIGHT BEING ON THAT FIELD. 438 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:21,754 LOOK AT YOURSELF, "BUTTERWORTH." LOOK AT THAT TEAM. 439 00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:25,892 I MEAN, WHY DON'T YOU DO THIS LEAGUE A FAVOR? 440 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,596 YOU AND THE BEARS JUST DROP OUT. I MEAN IT. 441 00:25:30,797 --> 00:25:32,999 I MEAN JUST... JUST DROP OUT. 442 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,806 I MEAN IT. 443 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:41,239 IT'S A FORFEIT. WE FORFEIT THE GAME. 444 00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:43,610 YOU FORFEIT? YEAH. 445 00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:46,613 THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE GAME! 446 00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:47,847 FORFEIT BY THE BEARS! 447 00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:51,083 ♪ [TURNER] COME ON IN, FELLAS! 448 00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:53,285 [ANNOUNCER] THE REMAINDER OF THIS GAME HAS BEEN CANCELED... 449 00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:55,879 BY THE REQUEST OF THE BEARS' MANAGER AND FORFEITED TO THE YANKEES. 450 00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:59,325 NEXT UP, THE ATHLETICS AND THE METS. 451 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,300 ♪ UP THE ALLEY, DOWN THE STREET, 452 00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:04,335 WHO'S THE HARDEST TEAM TO BEAT? 453 00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:07,266 BEARS! BEARS! YAY! 454 00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:12,050 WELL, GUYS, IT AIN'T SO BAD. 455 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:16,876 I WAS ONCE IN A HIGH-SCHOOL GAME WHERE THE SCORE... 456 00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:23,683 COME ON, GUYS, WILL YOU? IT'S ONLY A GAME. 457 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:28,438 HEY, NICE TRY, BEARS. MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL GET A CHANCE TO BAT. 458 00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:31,789 HEY, TANNER! COME DOWN, TANNER! GET DOWN FROM THERE. 459 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,085 FORGET ABOUT THAT. NOW, SIT DOWN. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 460 00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:37,482 I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU, CRUD. I'M LEAVING. 461 00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:40,366 SIT DOWN, TANNER. TA... 462 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,903 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING? 463 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,976 MR. BUTTERMAKER, I GOT TO TALK TO YOU! WAIT A MINUTE. 464 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:48,340 IT'S IMPORTANT! I GOT TO TALK TO YOU! 465 00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:54,618 WHAT DO YOU WANT? AHMAD'S UP A TREE. SAYS HE'S NOT COMING DOWN. 466 00:26:55,381 --> 00:26:56,649 AHMAD? YEAH. 467 00:26:58,885 --> 00:27:01,187 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CLIMBED UP A TREE? SAYS HE'S NOT COMING DOWN. 468 00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:04,060 TELL HIS FAMILY ABOUT IT. SAID IF I TOLD THEM WHERE HE WAS, HE'D KILL ME. 469 00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:05,892 AND ANYWAY, I PROMISED HIM I WOULDN'T. 470 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:20,840 HOW'S THE VIEW UP THERE, AHMAD? 471 00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:29,749 HEY. 472 00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:31,382 HOW COME YOU'RE NOT WEARING YOUR CLOTHES? 473 00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:33,886 DON'T DESERVE TO WEAR NO UNIFORM. 474 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,390 YOU GET AWAY FROM HERE, BUTTERMAKER. 475 00:27:40,459 --> 00:27:43,062 THIS AIN'T YOUR TREE. ANYBODY CAN CLIMB UP HERE. 476 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:45,130 JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. 477 00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:48,935 KEEPING YOUR FAMILY WAITING, YOU KNOW. 478 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:51,938 CAN'T FACE THEM. WHY? 479 00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:55,079 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHY? ERRORS, THAT'S WHY. 480 00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:57,043 EASY FLY BALLS. 481 00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:00,747 THERE'S NOTHING EASY ABOUT THOSE FLY BALLS, AHMAD. 482 00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:02,749 THEY WERE TOUGH CHANCES. THE SUN WAS IN YOUR EYES. 483 00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:05,952 DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF YOUR HONKY BULLSHIT, BUTTERMAKER. 484 00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:07,854 I KNOW THEY WERE EASY. 485 00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:09,956 LET'S NOT BRING RACE INTO THIS, AHMAD. 486 00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:12,792 WE GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS AS IT IS. 487 00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:17,074 ANYWAY, YOUR BROTHERS WILL UNDERSTAND. NO, THEY WON'T. 488 00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:19,477 THEY WOULD NEVER MAKE FLUBS LIKE THAT. 489 00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:22,001 THEY WERE ALL BIG ATHLETES. 490 00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,836 WHEN THEY WERE MY AGE, THEY WERE CAPTAINS OF ALL THEIR TEAMS... 491 00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:25,905 AND GREAT PLAYERS, AND I'M NOT. 492 00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:28,908 I'M LOUSY AT FOOTBALL, BASKETBALL AND BASEBALL. 493 00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:32,912 I'M QUITTING THE WHOLE DAMN THING. 494 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:36,983 THANK GOD HANK AARON DIDN'T ACT LIKE THIS. WHAT? 495 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:40,286 DON'T GIVE ME THAT "WHAT." YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 496 00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:42,460 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 497 00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:44,891 THE 42 ERRORS. 498 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:46,958 42 ERRORS? 499 00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:50,487 COME OFF IT, WILL YOU, AHMAD? STOP PULLING MY LEG. 500 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:54,066 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT HANK AARON. 501 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:59,371 HIS FIRST YEAR IN SANDLOT BALL, HE COMMITTED 42 ERRORS. HE WAS 9 YEARS OLD. 502 00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:01,908 BROKE HIS LITTLE HEART. HE DAMN NEAR QUIT. 503 00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:04,410 THANK GOD FOR US HE DIDN'T. 504 00:29:04,443 --> 00:29:07,079 THERE'D BE NO GREAT OLD NUMBER 44. 505 00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:10,113 BUTTERMAKER, YOU'RE SO FULL OF... IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! 506 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:13,886 ASK OGILVIE. 507 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,790 I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT. HE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLAYER TOO. 508 00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:23,963 WELL. 509 00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:25,464 [SIGH] 510 00:29:25,497 --> 00:29:27,499 KIND OF RUINS MY PLANS. 511 00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:29,435 I WAS THINKING AROUND THE FOURTH GAME, 512 00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:33,339 YOU'D BE SWITCH-HITTING. 513 00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:36,692 I FIGURED WITH YOUR SPEED AND RIGHT SIDE OF THE PLATE, THOSE FEW EXTRA STEPS YOU GET, 514 00:29:37,476 --> 00:29:39,078 YOU'D BE A TOUGH OUT. 515 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:41,814 YOU KNOW, BUNTS, THINGS LIKE THAT. 516 00:29:45,551 --> 00:29:47,119 I AM KIND OF FAST, HUH? 517 00:29:47,153 --> 00:29:50,489 YOU'RE VERY FAST. 518 00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:56,896 [MAN ON P.A.] AT PRESENT THERE ARE AT LEAST TWO TO THREE INSTANCES... 519 00:29:56,929 --> 00:30:02,134 OF CARDIAC ARREST OR HEART SEIZURE AT EVERY MAJOR SPORTS EVENT AT THE COLISEUM... 520 00:30:02,168 --> 00:30:04,837 YOU'RE TWO AND A HALF HOURS LATE. 521 00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:07,506 I TOLD YOU TO MEET ME IN MY OFFICE. I COULDN'T FIND IT. 522 00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:12,044 JESUS. I COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT SCORE... 26-0. 523 00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:16,849 WHAT A BEATING! MY SON WOULDN'T COME OUT OF HIS ROOM ALL WEEKEND. 524 00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:22,488 THAT'S WHY I WANT TO DISBAND THE TEAM. 525 00:30:22,521 --> 00:30:25,024 HAVE YOU TOLD THE BOYS YET? NOT YET. 526 00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:28,527 I WAS HOPING TO SNEAK AWAY FROM THE OFFICE THIS AFTERNOON AND DROP BY THE FIELD. 527 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,097 ACTUALLY, IT MIGHT BE BETTER IF YOU TOLD THEM YOURSELF. 528 00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:35,167 I MEAN, THEY REALLY DO LIKE YOU. AND, UH, I'D APPRECIATE IT. 529 00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:37,169 WHAT IF THE BOYS DON'T WANT TO QUIT? 530 00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:40,639 THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. THIS HAS BEEN VERY HUMILIATING. 531 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:45,177 WE'VE PUT THESE BOYS IN A SITUATION THEY JUST CAN'T HANDLE. 532 00:30:45,211 --> 00:30:49,181 I HOPE YOU THINK THAT'S FAIR. MR. HARRISON IS HERE WITH HIS 2:30 APPOINTMENT... 533 00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:51,150 ABOUT THE POLICE ACADEMY BILL. 534 00:30:52,218 --> 00:30:53,385 WOULD YOU SIGN THESE FIRST? 535 00:30:53,419 --> 00:30:56,088 I KNOW THIS HAS ALL BEEN MY FAULT. 536 00:30:56,122 --> 00:30:58,624 I JUST WANT TO END IT AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. 537 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:05,898 GOOD-BYE, BUTTERMAKER. 538 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:22,413 [TOSSES CAN IN BACK] 539 00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:25,051 [STARTS CAR] 540 00:31:31,657 --> 00:31:34,927 I KNOW IT SAYS $1.25 ON THE MAP, 541 00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:37,396 BUT WHAT IT REALLY IS IS $2.00 BECAUSE OF INFLATION. 542 00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:49,608 HEY, BOILERMAKER, LONG TIME NO SEE. 543 00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:53,645 HEY, PRETTY FANCY NEIGHBORHOOD YOU'RE WORKING THESE DAYS, AMANDA. 544 00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:54,759 COMING UP IN THE WORLD, HUH? 545 00:31:55,681 --> 00:31:58,450 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 546 00:31:58,484 --> 00:32:02,621 I DIDN'T HAVE ANY POOLS TO CLEAN, SO I THOUGHT I'D DROP BY AND SAY HELLO. 547 00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:05,124 HOW'S YOUR MOM? FINE. WHAT'S IT TO YOU? 548 00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:07,659 IS THAT THE WAY TO TALK TO ME? I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN TWO OR THREE YEARS. 549 00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:10,462 IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR MONEY, YOU CAN FORGET IT. 550 00:32:10,496 --> 00:32:13,065 I'M NOT LOOKING FOR MONEY. I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING. 551 00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:15,401 BE SOCIABLE, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. HEY, WHAT'S THAT? 552 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:17,003 WHAT'S WHAT? ♪IT'S A MITT. 553 00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:19,671 WHAT? ♪THAT. 554 00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:21,473 OH, YEAH. 555 00:32:21,507 --> 00:32:24,010 I THOUGHT IF YOU WEREN'T TOO BUSY, 556 00:32:24,043 --> 00:32:25,511 MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO PLAY CATCH. 557 00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:27,646 NO, THANKS. 558 00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:29,948 NO? WELL, IT WAS JUST AN IDEA. 559 00:32:31,017 --> 00:32:32,418 I MEAN, IT'S... 560 00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:35,554 ER, ER, UH... 561 00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:39,091 - HOW'S YOUR FASTBALL THESE DAYS? - WHY? 562 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:43,162 WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I'M COACHING A BUNCH OF KIDS SOME BASEBALL. 563 00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:46,198 MAYBE IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING, YOU CAN DROP BY THE FIELD. 564 00:32:46,232 --> 00:32:49,201 MAYBE JOIN THE TEAM FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE. 565 00:32:49,235 --> 00:32:51,437 I KNEW YOU WERE UP TO SOMETHING. I'M THROUGH WITH PITCHING. 566 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:54,706 MY MOM SAYS YOU ALMOST RUINED ME WITH THAT SPORTS STUFF. 567 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:59,045 - HOW DID I RUIN YOU? - THAT FASTBALL PUT MY ARM IN A SLING. 568 00:32:59,078 --> 00:33:01,147 IT'S A FINE WAY TO ACT TOWARD ME. 569 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:04,050 I FIGURE YOU OWE ME A THING OR TWO. 0WE YOU A THING OR TWO? 570 00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:06,052 I WAS LIKE A FATHER TO YOU. 571 00:33:06,085 --> 00:33:09,455 HA! SOME FATHER. DIDN'T I TAKE YOU TO ALL THE BALL GAMES? 572 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:12,458 YOU'D HAVE GONE TO THEM ANYWAY. DIDN'T I TAKE YOU HORSEBACK RIDING? 573 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:15,394 DIDN'T I TAKE YOU AND YOUR MOTHER TO THE MOVIES TWICE A WEEK? 574 00:33:15,427 --> 00:33:17,596 DIDN'T I PAY FOR YOUR MATH TUTOR? 575 00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:20,332 THE MATH TUTOR GUY WAS A DRUNK LIKE YOU. I GOT A "D" IN MATH THAT YEAR. 576 00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:24,170 DIDN'T I LET YOU HANG AROUND WHILE I CLEANED THE POOLS? WHILE YOU CLEANED THE POOLS? 577 00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:26,538 WHO YOU TRYING TO KID? I'M THE ONE WHO DID ALL THE WORK. 578 00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:28,474 YOU SAT THERE AND DRANK YOUR BEER ALL DAY. 579 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,042 BY THE FOURTH POOL, YOU WERE OUT COLD. 580 00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:34,180 I HAD TO CALL MY MOM TO COME PICK US UP. 581 00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:37,116 WHAT ABOUT YOUR APPENDIX? WHO RUSHED YOU TO THE HOSPITAL? 582 00:33:37,149 --> 00:33:40,086 WHO SAVED YOUR LIFE? WOULD YOU BE ALIVE IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME? 583 00:33:40,119 --> 00:33:41,787 YEAH, BUT WHEN YOU WEREN'T SAVING PEOPLE'S LIVES, 584 00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:43,540 YOU WERE SITTING AROUND THE APARTMENT DRUNK. 585 00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:46,158 THEN YOU JUST SPLIT. 586 00:33:46,192 --> 00:33:48,473 YOU MADE MY MOTHER SICK. YOU KNOW, SHE WANTED TO MARRY YOU. 587 00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:50,596 BOY, WAS SHE DUMB. 588 00:33:50,629 --> 00:33:52,764 YOUR MOTHER AND I DIDN'T GET ALONG TOO WELL, AMANDA. 589 00:33:52,798 --> 00:33:56,102 I LIKED HER VERY MUCH THOUGH. I STILL DO, MATTER OF FACT. 590 00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:58,504 I'M JUST NOT THE MARRYING KIND. 591 00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,639 I GUESS I HANDLED IT BADLY, HUH? 592 00:34:00,672 --> 00:34:02,574 YOU HANDLED IT LIKE SHIT! 593 00:34:02,608 --> 00:34:04,376 HEY, DON'T USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE... 594 00:34:04,410 --> 00:34:06,412 YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT KIND OF LANGUAGE I CAN USE. 595 00:34:06,445 --> 00:34:08,080 YES, I CAN! IF YOU'RE GONNA TALK THAT WAY IN FRONT OF ME... 596 00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:10,082 LOOK, BOILERMAKER. YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER, 597 00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:11,650 AND I AIN'T INTERESTED IN PLAYING BASEBALL FOR YOU ANYMORE. 598 00:34:11,683 --> 00:34:13,619 SO WHY DON'T YOU GET BACK INTO THAT SARDINE CAN... 599 00:34:13,652 --> 00:34:16,722 AND GO VACUUM THE BOTTOM OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN? 600 00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:19,795 I'VE GOT BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF. YOU'RE BLOCKING MY CUSTOMERS WITH YOUR CAR. 601 00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:33,172 ALL RIGHT, BOYS. LET'S GO. 602 00:34:33,205 --> 00:34:35,474 UP. EVERYBODY UP. PRACTICE. COME ON! 603 00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:52,224 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I'M AN ASSHOLE. 604 00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:55,394 GO AHEAD AND YELL. GET IT OFF YOUR CHESTS. 605 00:34:56,462 --> 00:34:57,729 I DESERVE IT. 606 00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:11,710 WE REALLY APPRECIATE THESE NEW UNIFORMS, BUTTERMAKER, 607 00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:15,414 BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE NEEDING THEM ANYMORE. 608 00:35:17,683 --> 00:35:22,554 WE'VE BEEN TAKING A LOT OF RAZZING IN SCHOOL ABOUT OPENING DAY, AND... 609 00:35:22,588 --> 00:35:25,857 AND THEY WERE LAUGHING AT US, PICKING ON US. 610 00:35:25,891 --> 00:35:31,730 ANYWAY, WE TOOK A VOTE AND DECIDED THAT WE'D QUIT. 611 00:35:31,763 --> 00:35:33,799 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU, TANNER? 612 00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:35,752 [ENGELBERG] TANNER GOT INTO A FIGHT BECAUSE OF IT. 613 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:37,169 WHO WITH? 614 00:35:37,203 --> 00:35:38,570 THE SEVENTH GRADE. WHAT? 615 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,507 THE SEVENTH GRADE. 616 00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:44,510 YOU TOOK ON THE WHOLE SEVENTH GRADE? 617 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:47,779 YOU WANT TO QUIT, TANNER? 618 00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:50,449 CRUD, NO. I WANT TO PLAY BALL. 619 00:35:56,955 --> 00:36:00,492 I CAN UNDERSTAND HOW YOU GUYS FEEL. 620 00:36:00,526 --> 00:36:04,196 I HAVEN'T BEEN MUCH OF A MANAGER... 621 00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:07,499 OR MUCH OF ANYTHING ELSE, FOR THAT MATTER. 622 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,604 AND I'M SORRY. 623 00:36:12,638 --> 00:36:14,773 BUT THIS QUITTING THING... 624 00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:17,609 IT'S A HARD HABIT TO BREAK ONCE YOU START. 625 00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:22,414 YOU'RE A DAMN GOOD BUNCH OF BOYS. 626 00:36:22,448 --> 00:36:25,217 YOU PROBABLY DESERVED A LOT BETTER THAN ME, 627 00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:26,985 BUT WE'RE STUCK WITH EACH OTHER. 628 00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:28,720 JIMMY, GRAB A BAT. 629 00:36:28,754 --> 00:36:31,857 ENGELBERRY, GET YOUR GEAR ON, GET BEHIND HOME PLATE. 630 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:34,793 WHAT FOR? WE NEED TO PRACTICE. 631 00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:36,695 ♪ BUT WE DISBANDED THE TEAM. WE TOOK A VOTE. 632 00:36:37,763 --> 00:36:39,498 GODDAMN IT! 633 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:42,234 NOBODY'S VOTE COUNTS AROUND HERE BUT MINE! 634 00:36:42,268 --> 00:36:46,605 GET YOUR GEAR ON AND GET YOUR FAT ASS BEHIND THE PLATE BEFORE I KICK IT UP THERE. 635 00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:51,943 AND THE REST OF YOU PANSY-ASS QUITTERS, MOVE YOUR ASSES BEFORE I KICK THEM ALL. 636 00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:55,714 WE GOT A GAME WITH THE ATHLETICS NEXT WEDNESDAY, 637 00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:58,817 AND THAT MEANS ONLY ONE THING... 638 00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:01,453 BAD NEWS FOR THE ATHLETICS! 639 00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:05,557 OH, NO, NO, NO. 640 00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:07,593 YOU'RE DRAGGING YOUR RIGHT FOOT, JIMMY. 641 00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:10,962 YOU GOT TO PLANT IT. HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU. 642 00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:12,998 RIGHT HERE. JUST PLANT IT. 643 00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:14,700 MAKE SURE IT STAYS THERE. 644 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,602 OKAY. 645 00:37:16,635 --> 00:37:17,836 ♪ LET'S LOOK ALIVE OUT THERE. 646 00:37:17,869 --> 00:37:19,671 LET'S LOOK ALIVE. 647 00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:23,742 WAY TO GO, JIMMY! 648 00:37:24,810 --> 00:37:25,811 ♪ GOOD HIT! 649 00:37:26,878 --> 00:37:28,447 WAY TO GO! 650 00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:34,753 NO, TANNER, NO! EVERYBODY WATCH THIS. 651 00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:36,922 YOU GET DOWN ON YOUR LEFT KNEE THERE, 652 00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:39,755 SO IF YOU MISS THE BALL, IT HITS YOUR BODY, YOU CAN STILL MAKE THE PLAY. 653 00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:41,927 UP, EVERYBODY. 654 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,762 ALL RIGHT, ENGELBERRY, HIT IT AGAIN. 655 00:37:46,632 --> 00:37:49,868 THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT! YOU SEE HOW EASY IT IS? 656 00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:52,871 YOU SEE HOW SIMPLE THAT IS? YOU JUST GET DOWN ON YOUR LEFT KNEE. 657 00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:53,872 YOU MISS THE BALL, IT HITS YOUR BODY. YOU STILL MAKE THE PLAY. 658 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:56,308 YOU UNDERSTAND? 659 00:37:56,342 --> 00:37:57,342 OKAY, LET'S DO IT AGAIN. 660 00:37:57,909 --> 00:37:59,745 [YELLING] 661 00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:07,018 A BUSTED BAT AND A LONG FLY BALL... 662 00:38:07,052 --> 00:38:10,556 ANY DAY NOW DUROCHER WILL CALL! 663 00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:25,604 ♪ OOH! SHIT! 664 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:26,637 ♪OW! 665 00:38:29,841 --> 00:38:31,810 ANY SECOND NOW... IT'LL BE... 666 00:38:32,878 --> 00:38:35,647 HEART-ATTACK TIME. 667 00:38:35,681 --> 00:38:37,001 I'LL SEND FLOWERS TO YOUR FUNERAL. 668 00:38:37,949 --> 00:38:40,519 MUST HAVE... SUSTENANCE. 669 00:38:48,894 --> 00:38:51,029 COULDN'T YOU AT LEAST HAVE UNWRAPPED IT? 670 00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:53,097 I GOT IT! I GOT IT! 671 00:38:53,865 --> 00:38:55,767 GOOD MOVE! 672 00:38:59,571 --> 00:39:02,508 "BUTTERWORTH." ♪HELLO, ROY. 673 00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:05,444 WHAT'S YOUR BOYS DOING OUT IN THE FIELD? 674 00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:09,481 GETTING READY FOR A GAME WITH THE ATHLETICS. 675 00:39:09,515 --> 00:39:11,750 THE ATHLETICS? HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? 676 00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:14,463 COUNCILMAN WHITEWOOD TOLD THE LEAGUE COMMITTEE HE'S CALLING IT QUITS. 677 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,822 HE IS. WE AREN'T. 678 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:20,492 WHAT ARE YOU, ONE OF THOSE SADISTS OR SOMETHING? 679 00:39:20,526 --> 00:39:22,661 DIDN'T THOSE KIDS TAKE ENOUGH OF A BEATING ON OPENING DAY? WHAT THE HELL YOU TRYING TO DO? 680 00:39:23,729 --> 00:39:25,831 WIN THE PENNANT. 681 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:29,034 THIS SCHEDULE SAYS THAT ON THE LAST DAY OF THE SEASON, JUNE 19th, 682 00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:31,603 THE TWO BEST TEAMS PLAY FOR THE TITLE. 683 00:39:31,637 --> 00:39:33,605 WE INTEND TO BE ONE OF THOSE TEAMS. 684 00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:35,774 BE A LOT OF FUN IF YOU WERE THE OTHER. 685 00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:38,043 TWO HANDS, ENGELBERG, TWO HANDS! 686 00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:44,082 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. I WANT TO SEE SOME HARD-NOSED PLAY OUT THERE. 687 00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:45,635 NOW, EVERYBODY, ONCE MORE WITH FEELING. 688 00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:47,819 FIRST BASE! SECOND BASE! 689 00:39:47,853 --> 00:39:50,689 DO WE HAVE TO DO THAT ONE? IT'S SO CORNY. 690 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:53,759 COME ON, LISTEN TO ME. ONCE MORE WITH FEELING. FIRST BASE! SECOND BASE! 691 00:39:54,826 --> 00:39:56,094 THIRD BASE! HOME! 692 00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:59,665 AROUND THEM BASES WE SHALL ROAM! 693 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:01,800 COME ON, BATTER! 694 00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:04,936 CHECK THE BIG PLAY! 695 00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:08,674 BATTER CAN'T HIT! 696 00:40:11,877 --> 00:40:12,844 BATTER... 697 00:40:12,878 --> 00:40:14,646 SWING! 698 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,047 BALL FOUR! TAKE YOUR BASE. 699 00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:35,667 GO HOME! 700 00:40:35,701 --> 00:40:36,702 HOME! GO HOME! 701 00:40:36,735 --> 00:40:37,703 HERE! HOME! 702 00:40:37,736 --> 00:40:38,704 GO HOME! 703 00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:40,005 ALL THE WAY HOME! 704 00:40:40,038 --> 00:40:41,038 GO HOME! 705 00:40:52,918 --> 00:40:53,918 OUT! 706 00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:55,786 CRUD! 707 00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:03,729 COME ON! CATCH IT! 708 00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:07,966 WHO DO WE APPRECIATE? 709 00:41:09,034 --> 00:41:10,034 BEARS! BEARS! 710 00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:13,004 YAY! 711 00:41:14,706 --> 00:41:18,009 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, GUYS, LIGHTEN UP. 712 00:41:18,043 --> 00:41:19,911 WE FINISHED THE WHOLE GAME, DIDN'T WE? 713 00:41:19,945 --> 00:41:23,014 TANNER ALMOST GOT A BASE HIT IN THE FOURTH INNING. 714 00:41:23,048 --> 00:41:25,651 I THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE, TANNER. 715 00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:29,187 COME ON, FELLAS. ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY. 716 00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:30,620 YEAH. IT TOOK SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS. 717 00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:33,892 WE LOST 18-0, "BUTTERCRUD." 718 00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:36,695 AND THE ATHLETICS ARE THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE. SECOND WORST. 719 00:41:36,728 --> 00:41:39,798 SORRY, I FORGOT. SNAP OUT OF IT! 720 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,231 NOBODY SAID IT WAS GOING TO BE EASY. 721 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,102 DON'T LOOK SO GLUM. 722 00:41:44,135 --> 00:41:47,005 WELL, WE COMMITTED 24 ERRORS. 723 00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:49,174 THEIR PITCHER THREW A NO-HITTER AGAINST US. 724 00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:50,287 BUT THERE IS SOME GOOD NEWS. 725 00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:53,211 ♪ TWO OF OUR RUNNERS... 726 00:41:53,244 --> 00:41:55,947 ALMOST MANAGED TO GET TO FIRST BASE, 727 00:41:55,981 --> 00:41:59,117 AND WE DID HIT 17 FOUL BALLS. 728 00:41:59,150 --> 00:42:00,390 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S THE SPIRIT! 729 00:42:01,252 --> 00:42:02,854 COKES AND HOT DOGS ON ME. 730 00:42:03,922 --> 00:42:06,224 YEAH! THIS WAY. 731 00:42:06,257 --> 00:42:09,097 BUTTERMAKER, I SAID I WASN'T INTERESTED. THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. 732 00:42:09,127 --> 00:42:12,163 I'M NOT AFRAID. I'M JUST THROUGH WITH ALL THAT TOMBOY STUFF. 733 00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:16,101 BASEBALL'S NOT TOMBOY STUFF. IT'S YOUR COUNTRY'S NATIONAL PASTIME. IT'S HEALTHY. 734 00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:18,904 IT'S A LOT HEALTHIER THAN SITTING AROUND HERE ON A STUPID STREET CORNER 735 00:42:18,937 --> 00:42:20,777 SELLING DUMB MAPS TO A BUNCH OF IGNORANT HICKS. 736 00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:23,675 LOOK AT THAT GUT ON YOU. 737 00:42:23,709 --> 00:42:26,612 I BEG YOUR PARDON. THERE ISN'T AN OUNCE OF FAT ON ME. 738 00:42:26,645 --> 00:42:29,147 THERE WILL BE IF YOU KEEP SITTING AROUND HERE. 739 00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:32,784 THIS IS SURE A LOUSY JOB YOU GOT. IT AIN'T LOUSY. 740 00:42:32,818 --> 00:42:35,954 HALF THE STATE OF IOWA CAME BY LAST WEEK. CLEARED 85 BUCKS. 741 00:42:35,987 --> 00:42:38,724 BET IT'S MORE THAN YOU MAKE. 742 00:42:38,757 --> 00:42:41,760 YOU SAVING ANY OF THAT MONEY? OF COURSE I AM. 743 00:42:41,793 --> 00:42:43,862 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH IT? 744 00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:45,864 I'M GOING TO GET BRACES. 745 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:49,735 I'M GOING TO BE TAKING BALLET LESSONS PRETTY SOON. 746 00:42:49,768 --> 00:42:52,203 I'M... I'M GOING TO BE A MODEL. 747 00:42:52,237 --> 00:42:54,239 WELL, NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE. 748 00:42:55,306 --> 00:42:57,275 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT... 749 00:42:57,308 --> 00:42:59,277 YOU COME AND PITCH A FEW GAMES FOR US, 750 00:42:59,310 --> 00:43:02,147 I'LL PAY FOR THE MODELING THING AND THE BALLET LESSONS. 751 00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:04,616 CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE BRACES 'CAUSE THAT'S BIG MONEY. 752 00:43:04,650 --> 00:43:06,117 BUTTERMAKER, YOU'RE SO DUMB. 753 00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:08,186 THOSE BOYS AREN'T ROUGH. YOU WON'T GET HURT. 754 00:43:08,219 --> 00:43:10,989 THAT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 755 00:43:11,022 --> 00:43:12,991 I'M ALMOST 12, AND I'LL... 756 00:43:13,024 --> 00:43:14,826 I'LL BE GETTING A BRA SOON. 757 00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:21,166 WELL, MAYBE IN A YEAR OR SO. 758 00:43:21,199 --> 00:43:23,935 I CAN'T BE PLAYING NO DUMB BASEBALL. 759 00:43:23,969 --> 00:43:27,939 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 760 00:43:27,973 --> 00:43:32,043 YOU'RE TURNING INTO A REGULAR LITTLE LADY. 761 00:43:34,212 --> 00:43:36,682 IT WAS A DUMB IDEA ANYWAY. 762 00:43:36,715 --> 00:43:39,851 I MEAN, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE HELPED THE TEAM MUCH. 763 00:43:39,885 --> 00:43:42,921 YOU WERE GREAT WHEN YOU WERE NINE, 764 00:43:42,954 --> 00:43:46,958 BUT GIRLS REACH THEIR PEAK ATHLETICALLY ABOUT THAT AGE. 765 00:43:46,992 --> 00:43:49,112 PROBABLY HAVEN'T PICKED UP A BALL IN TWO YEARS ANYWAY. 766 00:43:50,095 --> 00:43:52,831 GIVE MY LOVE TO YOUR MOM. 767 00:43:52,864 --> 00:43:54,766 DON'T BE SUCH A STRANGER. 768 00:43:57,936 --> 00:43:58,936 HEY, BOILERMAKER. 769 00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:01,172 YEAH? 770 00:44:01,206 --> 00:44:03,241 GOT MY CURVE BREAKING 2 1/2 FEET. 771 00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:06,745 OH, YEAH? THEN YOU HAVE BEEN PRACTICING, HUH? 772 00:44:06,778 --> 00:44:09,080 BUT DON'T GIVE ME NO BALONEY... 773 00:44:09,114 --> 00:44:11,082 ABOUT A CURVE BREAKING 2 1/2 FEET, THOUGH. 774 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:13,819 FOR HOW MUCH? 775 00:44:13,852 --> 00:44:15,220 TEN BUCKS. 776 00:44:15,253 --> 00:44:16,988 MAKE IT 20. 777 00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:18,857 WE GOT A BET. 778 00:44:36,742 --> 00:44:39,811 I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO SEE SOME CURVES. 779 00:44:39,845 --> 00:44:43,214 OKAY, THE NEXT ONE'S COMING RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR EYES. 780 00:44:52,924 --> 00:44:54,225 TWELVE BALLET LESSONS. 781 00:44:54,259 --> 00:44:55,994 NINE BALLET LESSONS. 782 00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:58,129 THEY'RE $3.00 A SHOT. I CAN'T... 783 00:44:58,163 --> 00:45:00,498 TWELVE BALLET LESSONS OR NO GO. 784 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:02,901 I JUST LIT THAT CIGAR. THAT'S TERRIBLE. 785 00:45:02,934 --> 00:45:04,402 MAKE IT NINE BALLET LESSONS... 786 00:45:04,435 --> 00:45:07,906 I WANT THE IMPORTED KIND OF JEANS. JEANS? 787 00:45:07,939 --> 00:45:11,509 YES. FRENCH JEANS. I'M NOT GETTING YOU ANY JEANS. 788 00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:15,847 YOU KNOW HOW MANY POOLS I GOT TO CLEAN TO GET IMPORTED JEANS? 789 00:45:15,881 --> 00:45:17,983 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH AMERICAN JEANS? I DON'T LIKE THEM. 790 00:45:18,016 --> 00:45:21,787 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, CATFISH HUNTER? WHO'S HE? 791 00:45:25,123 --> 00:45:27,092 BOYS, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET YOUR NEW PITCHER... 792 00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:29,895 AMANDA WHURLIZER. 793 00:45:29,928 --> 00:45:31,368 JEWS, SPICS, NIGGERS, AND NOW A GIRL? 794 00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:34,032 GRAB A BAT, PUNK. 795 00:45:44,142 --> 00:45:45,844 JIMMY FELDMAN, TOBY WHITEWOOD. 796 00:45:46,912 --> 00:45:48,213 ♪ TOBY! 797 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:49,981 YEAH! RIGHT. 798 00:45:50,015 --> 00:45:51,282 ♪ SIXTH. NO, YOU'RE SEVENTH. 799 00:45:51,316 --> 00:45:53,118 SEVENTH. 800 00:45:53,151 --> 00:45:54,986 [WOMAN ON P.A.] FIRST UP FOR THE METS... 801 00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:57,488 ROY CLOSE, NUMBER SEVEN, LEFT FIELD. 802 00:46:00,525 --> 00:46:04,029 COME ON, AMANDA. RIGHT THROUGH HIM! 803 00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:09,434 STRIKE. [APPLAUSE] 804 00:46:16,074 --> 00:46:17,442 COME ON, MANDY! 805 00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:21,146 STRIKE THREE! YOU'RE OUT! 806 00:46:22,213 --> 00:46:24,549 OHH! 807 00:46:24,582 --> 00:46:28,419 [ANNOUNCER] NOW BATTING FOR THE METS... DAVID DELMARDO. 808 00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:34,826 WHAT'S SHE DOING NOW WITH THE... 809 00:46:34,860 --> 00:46:38,129 AH, THAT'S THE, UH... THAT'S THE SPITTER. 810 00:46:38,163 --> 00:46:40,866 WETS... WETS HER FINGERS, YOU SEE. 811 00:46:40,899 --> 00:46:44,035 THEN SHE APPEARS TO DRY THEM ON HER CAP, 812 00:46:44,069 --> 00:46:46,905 BUT SHE'S NOT 'CAUSE SHE HAS VASELINE UNDER THERE. 813 00:46:50,608 --> 00:46:52,043 STRIKE THREE! YOU'RE OUT! 814 00:47:01,052 --> 00:47:02,854 STRIKE THREE! YOU'RE OUT! 815 00:47:04,555 --> 00:47:07,558 TAKE IT EASY ON THE FIRST FEW BATTERS. 816 00:47:07,592 --> 00:47:10,228 I WANT TO SEE HOW OUR INFIELD HANDLES BALLS. 817 00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:12,998 [ANNOUNCER] CARL PARANSKI, NUMBER SIX... 818 00:47:13,031 --> 00:47:16,201 THE COOL, CALM PARANSKI SHIFT! 819 00:47:27,578 --> 00:47:29,180 YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE GAME. 820 00:47:29,214 --> 00:47:31,416 LET'S GET BACK IN THE BOX. 821 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:39,991 [CHEERING] 822 00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:46,864 FORGET IT, FORGET IT. FORGET IT, MIGUEL. 823 00:47:56,574 --> 00:47:57,608 NO. 824 00:48:00,645 --> 00:48:08,645 STRIKE THREE! 825 00:48:10,121 --> 00:48:13,158 [BUTTERMAKER] COME ON, GUYS! PAY ATTENTION! 826 00:48:13,191 --> 00:48:15,893 THEY CAN'T WIN IF THEY DON'T SCORE! 827 00:48:24,635 --> 00:48:26,637 [SHOUTING] 828 00:48:44,655 --> 00:48:45,895 NICE WORK, ENGELBERG. GOOD GAME. 829 00:48:46,524 --> 00:48:48,093 NICE GOING, TANNER. 830 00:48:48,126 --> 00:48:49,961 ♪ TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT! 831 00:48:49,995 --> 00:48:52,563 WHO DO WE APPRECIATE? 832 00:48:52,597 --> 00:48:56,167 BEARS! BEARS! TOBY, JOSE, TIMMY... 833 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,976 LUPUS, YOU DUMB SPAZ, WE WOULD HAVE WON IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU! 834 00:49:05,010 --> 00:49:07,545 COME ON, LEAVE HIM ALONE. WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT? 835 00:49:07,578 --> 00:49:10,081 LET'S NOT HAVE ANY SHOVING. 836 00:49:10,115 --> 00:49:12,683 NOW CUT THAT OUT! MOVE OVER. 837 00:49:12,717 --> 00:49:16,654 ALL I KNOW IS, WHEN WE WIN A GAME, IT'S A TEAM WIN. 838 00:49:16,687 --> 00:49:20,258 WHEN WE LOSE A GAME, IT'S A TEAM LOSS. 839 00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:23,528 NOW, ON FRIDAY, WE PLAY THE WHITE SOX. 840 00:49:23,561 --> 00:49:25,696 NOW, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO YOU GUYS? 841 00:49:25,730 --> 00:49:28,599 [ALL] BAD NEWS FOR THE WHITE SOX! 842 00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:31,602 DAMN RIGHT. 843 00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:34,105 LOOK ALIVE OUT THERE. LET'S LOOK ALIVE. 844 00:49:37,175 --> 00:49:38,543 I GOT IT! 845 00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:40,211 NO, YOU DON'T! IT'S OVER THE FENCE! 846 00:49:51,556 --> 00:49:53,558 HEY! HEY, PUNK! 847 00:49:53,591 --> 00:49:55,426 [STARTS ENGINE] I THOUGHT I... 848 00:49:55,460 --> 00:50:00,131 [REVVING] I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO QUIT HANGING AROUND! 849 00:50:01,199 --> 00:50:03,068 JUMPIN' CATFISH! 850 00:50:03,101 --> 00:50:05,303 WHAT A GREAT ARM! WHO IS THAT KID, ANYWAY? 851 00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:08,606 OF COURSE HE'S GOT A GREAT ARM. HE'S THE BEST ATHLETE IN THE AREA. 852 00:50:08,639 --> 00:50:10,007 BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND... 853 00:50:11,076 --> 00:50:13,044 THAT'S KELLY LEAK. 854 00:50:13,078 --> 00:50:14,638 YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT KELLY LEAK? ♪YEAH. 855 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,115 THAT DUDE IS A BAD MOTHER. 856 00:50:17,148 --> 00:50:19,050 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A LOAN SHARK. 857 00:50:19,084 --> 00:50:21,286 I BORROWED A NICKEL FROM HIM LAST WEEK. 858 00:50:21,319 --> 00:50:22,520 HE SAID IF I DIDN'T GIVE HIM A DIME BY FRIDAY, HE'D BREAK MY ARM. 859 00:50:23,588 --> 00:50:25,790 ♪ ES UN BANDIDO. 860 00:50:25,823 --> 00:50:28,326 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT, BUT I LIKE HIM. HE'S GOT BALLS. 861 00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:31,796 WHY SCREW AROUND GUYS? IF THE GUY CAN PLAY BALL, HE CAN PLAY BALL. 862 00:50:31,829 --> 00:50:33,298 LET'S GET HIM ON THE TEAM. 863 00:50:37,235 --> 00:50:39,304 [SHOUTING] 864 00:50:45,110 --> 00:50:46,511 [CROWD SIGHS] 865 00:50:50,148 --> 00:50:51,148 WANT TO GO AGAIN? NO. 866 00:50:51,649 --> 00:50:54,051 ANYBODY ELSE? 867 00:50:57,388 --> 00:51:00,758 SAW YOU THROW THE BALL THE OTHER DAY. GOT A GREAT ARM. 868 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,130 SO-SO. 869 00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:07,765 WE COULD USE A GOOD OUTFIELDER ON OUR TEAM. 870 00:51:07,798 --> 00:51:10,801 YOU CALL WHAT YOU GOT A TEAM? 871 00:51:24,615 --> 00:51:27,685 WHAT YOU GOT AGAINST BASEBALL ANYWAY? 872 00:51:29,620 --> 00:51:32,723 THE BASEBALL YOU GUYS PLAY IS FOR FAGGOTS AND OLD FARTS... 873 00:51:32,757 --> 00:51:35,526 WHO DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THEMSELVES. 874 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,828 YOU MUST LIKE THOSE KIND OF GUYS. 875 00:51:37,862 --> 00:51:39,864 YOU SURE DO HANG AROUND THE FIELD OFTEN ENOUGH. 876 00:51:39,897 --> 00:51:43,334 THERE'S NICE ASS AT THE FIELD. THAT'S WHY I HANG AROUND THERE. 877 00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:47,977 I HEAR YOU LIKE TO GAMBLE. 878 00:51:48,373 --> 00:51:49,840 WE GO A DOLLAR A GAME HERE. 879 00:51:50,908 --> 00:51:52,677 SERVE IT. 880 00:51:52,710 --> 00:51:54,779 I DON'T WANT TO PLAY FOR MONEY. 881 00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:58,716 IF I WIN, YOU PLAY BASEBALL FOR THE BEARS. 882 00:51:58,749 --> 00:52:00,618 - AND IF I WIN? - NAME IT. 883 00:52:01,686 --> 00:52:03,188 [PINBALL MACHINES DINGING] 884 00:52:25,710 --> 00:52:28,313 WELL, HOW DID IT GO? 885 00:52:29,380 --> 00:52:31,316 I LOST. 886 00:52:31,349 --> 00:52:33,751 WHAT? YOU SAID YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SO GOOD AT THOSE GAMES. 887 00:52:33,784 --> 00:52:37,922 I AM, HE'S JUST BETTER AT IT! THAT'S THE LAST TIME I EVER LISTEN TO YOU. 888 00:52:39,590 --> 00:52:41,826 8:00 FRIDAY NIGHT. 889 00:52:48,366 --> 00:52:50,335 WHAT'S THAT? NOTHING. 890 00:52:50,368 --> 00:52:51,368 WHAT'S 8:00 FRIDAY NIGHT? 891 00:52:52,303 --> 00:52:53,938 I LOST THAT GAME, 892 00:52:53,971 --> 00:52:56,841 SO I GOTTA GO TO THE ROLLING STONES CONCERT WITH THE CREEP. 893 00:52:56,874 --> 00:52:58,976 THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I EVER HEARD OF. 894 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:01,212 11-YEAR-OLD GIRLS DON'T GO OUT ON DATES. 895 00:53:01,246 --> 00:53:02,880 OF COURSE THEY DO. WHERE YOU BEEN? 896 00:53:02,913 --> 00:53:05,750 THEY DON'T GO OUT WITH PEOPLE LIKE THAT. 897 00:53:05,783 --> 00:53:08,753 BOY, YOU TAKE THE CAKE. FIRST YOU BLOW THE GAME, 898 00:53:08,786 --> 00:53:11,622 THEN YOU GET ROPED INTO A DATE WITH AN EX-CON. 899 00:53:11,656 --> 00:53:14,859 YOU'RE LIKE A CHIMNEY. I'M SICK OF IT. 900 00:53:14,892 --> 00:53:16,193 START THE CAR, AND LET'S GO. 901 00:53:17,262 --> 00:53:18,763 PROBABLY LOST ON PURPOSE. 902 00:53:18,796 --> 00:53:20,831 YOU PROBABLY LIKE THE LITTLE BABOON. 903 00:53:20,865 --> 00:53:23,501 BLOW IT OUT YOUR BUNGHOLE! 904 00:53:27,338 --> 00:53:29,874 WHAT IF HE TRIES SOMETHING, UH... 905 00:53:32,343 --> 00:53:33,878 I'LL HANDLE IT. 906 00:53:33,911 --> 00:53:36,981 ROLLING STONES. 11 YEARS OLD. 907 00:53:37,014 --> 00:53:39,584 I KNOW AN 11-YEAR-OLD GIRL WHO'S ON THE PILL. 908 00:53:40,951 --> 00:53:43,554 DON'T EVER SAY THAT WORD AGAIN. 909 00:53:43,588 --> 00:53:45,890 JESUS, JUST WHO IN THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 910 00:53:45,923 --> 00:53:47,203 YOUR GODDAMN MANAGER, THAT'S WHO. 911 00:53:47,858 --> 00:53:49,226 BIG WOW. 912 00:54:10,014 --> 00:54:12,014 LUPUS, COULD YOU GO SOMEWHERE ELSE WHILE I'M EATING? 913 00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:16,654 YOU MAKE ME SICK. 914 00:54:20,024 --> 00:54:21,759 CRIPES. 915 00:54:21,792 --> 00:54:24,295 ♪ HEY, LUPUS, MAN, HOW'S IT GOING? 916 00:54:24,329 --> 00:54:26,997 GIVE IT! WHAT DO YOU NEED IT FOR? YOU HARDLY EVER PLAY ANYWAYS. 917 00:54:27,031 --> 00:54:28,511 SIT DOWN. WE WAS ONLY KIDDING ANYWAYS. 918 00:54:28,866 --> 00:54:29,866 HA HA HA HA! 919 00:54:30,735 --> 00:54:32,703 THAT LOOKS NEAT, MAN. 920 00:54:32,737 --> 00:54:35,097 WE OUGHT TO DO THAT TO ALL THE BEARS. THEY MIGHT PLAY BETTER. 921 00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,042 [LAUGHING] 922 00:54:38,075 --> 00:54:41,712 HEY, JOEY, YOU HUNGRY? YOU WANT MY BURRITO? 923 00:54:41,746 --> 00:54:44,382 ♪ I WOULDN'T EAT YOUR BURRITO IF YOU PAID ME TO. 924 00:54:44,415 --> 00:54:46,984 AW, GO ON. TAKE IT. THAT'S THE BEST WAY TO EAT IT. 925 00:54:48,052 --> 00:54:49,954 YOU LITTLE... 926 00:54:52,423 --> 00:54:54,759 I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! 927 00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:56,594 I'M GOING TO KNOCK YOUR HEAD DOWN SO FAR YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE OFF YOUR HAT! 928 00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:58,396 ♪ I'M GOING TO BEAT THE CRUD OUT OF YOU. 929 00:54:58,429 --> 00:55:02,333 I'LL TAKE ON ALL THE YANKEES AFTER THIS. 930 00:55:02,367 --> 00:55:05,336 I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT, YOU LITTLE SHIT. 931 00:55:05,370 --> 00:55:08,773 YOU OWE ME 30 CENTS FOR THAT BURRITO. 932 00:55:15,045 --> 00:55:17,782 YOU LITTLE SHIT. 933 00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:20,785 THAT'S ONE BEAR DOWN, 11 TO GO. 934 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:22,853 COME TO THINK OF IT, THEY AIN'T WORTH IT. 935 00:55:29,627 --> 00:55:32,663 THANKS. NOBODY EVER STUCK UP FOR ME BEFORE. 936 00:55:32,697 --> 00:55:34,832 WELL, LUPUS, IF YOU WIPED YOUR NOSE ONCE IN A WHILE, 937 00:55:34,865 --> 00:55:37,034 PEOPLE WOULDN'T GIVE YOU SO MUCH CRUD ALL THE TIME. 938 00:55:42,039 --> 00:55:44,341 [BUTTERMAKER YELLING] 939 00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:51,749 HOW MANY TIMES YOU GOT TO BE TOLD TO QUIT HANGING AROUND HERE? 940 00:55:51,782 --> 00:55:54,118 I'M JUST SITTING HERE. THIS FIELD IS FOR BALLPLAYERS, 941 00:55:54,151 --> 00:55:55,886 NOT FOR JUVENILE DELINQUENTS. 942 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:59,390 I CAN PLAY BASEBALL BETTER THAN ANYBODY IN THIS LEAGUE. 943 00:55:59,424 --> 00:56:02,960 IT'S A SHAME WE'RE NEVER GOING TO FIND THAT OUT. 944 00:56:02,993 --> 00:56:05,696 NOBODY HERE WANTS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 945 00:56:05,730 --> 00:56:09,800 NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. COME ON, GET OUT OF HERE. 946 00:56:20,177 --> 00:56:21,712 [ENGINE STARTS] 947 00:56:26,083 --> 00:56:27,051 THERE'S SOMETHING I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS... IT'S A LEAGUE RULE. 948 00:56:28,118 --> 00:56:30,187 CUPS AND SUPPORTERS... 949 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:32,122 ♪ [ALL GROANING] DO WE HAVE TO? 950 00:56:32,156 --> 00:56:33,824 GOT TO BE WORN AT ALL TIMES. 951 00:56:33,858 --> 00:56:35,660 ♪ ¿QUE ES ESTO? 952 00:56:35,693 --> 00:56:37,194 THEY'RE VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. 953 00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:39,027 WELL, EITHER YOU WEAR THEM, OR YOU DON'T PLAY. 954 00:56:39,830 --> 00:56:41,699 CAN WE STOP THIS ALREADY? 955 00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:43,734 WE GOT ANOTHER HOUR OF PRACTICE. 956 00:56:43,768 --> 00:56:46,170 ♪ NO ME VOY A PONER ESTO. ESTO DUELE. WHAT? 957 00:56:46,203 --> 00:56:48,773 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? I'VE BEEN BRUSHING UP ON MY SPANISH OF LATE, 958 00:56:48,806 --> 00:56:52,610 AND I THINK HE'S SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT HIS BEING A CATHOLIC AND IT'S A SIN. 959 00:56:53,678 --> 00:56:54,845 OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. 960 00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:03,621 ♪ IT'S NOT A GAS MASK. I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 961 00:57:03,654 --> 00:57:05,974 THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY. LET'S BE DEMOCRATIC AND TAKE A VOTE. 962 00:57:08,058 --> 00:57:11,962 - THERE WILL BE NO VOTE, ENGELBERG. - WHAT ABOUT AMANDA? 963 00:57:11,996 --> 00:57:13,798 YOU AIN'T STRAPPING ONE OF THESE THINGS ON ME. 964 00:57:13,831 --> 00:57:16,967 IF SHE DON'T WEAR ONE, I DON'T WEAR ONE. 965 00:57:17,001 --> 00:57:19,737 ♪ YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 966 00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:22,172 ♪ [TANNER] ANYWAY, IT'S TOO SMALL. 967 00:57:22,206 --> 00:57:24,709 IF SHE DOESN'T WEAR ONE, NEITHER DO I. 968 00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:27,044 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 969 00:57:27,077 --> 00:57:29,013 SOME ASSHOLE CHANGED MY MIND. 970 00:57:37,154 --> 00:57:40,090 A LITTLE HARDER, HUH? 971 00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:42,159 WHO'S THIS TURKEY THINK HE IS, MICKEY MANTLE? 972 00:57:43,227 --> 00:57:44,862 RIFLE ONE. 973 00:58:12,222 --> 00:58:14,692 THEY WIN ONE LOUSY GAME, 974 00:58:14,725 --> 00:58:15,826 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THEY'LL SUE FOR THE RIGHT TO PLAY IN DODGER STADIUM. 975 00:58:16,894 --> 00:58:18,796 [TALKING AND YELLING] 976 00:58:23,133 --> 00:58:24,802 ENGELBERG! 977 00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:28,072 ENGELBERG! DID YOU TAKE MY HAMBURGER? NO! 978 00:58:31,108 --> 00:58:34,879 HEY, WOULD YOU SHUT UP? RIGHT ON MY PUNCH LINE. 979 00:58:34,912 --> 00:58:37,682 I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG... 980 00:58:37,715 --> 00:58:39,984 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA... 981 00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:43,654 AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS... 982 00:58:43,688 --> 00:58:46,991 ONE NATION, UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, 983 00:58:47,024 --> 00:58:50,961 WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL. 984 00:58:50,995 --> 00:58:52,997 I JUST GET AN EIGHT COUNT HERE. 985 00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:54,965 I KNOW, BUT IT'S OKAY. I GOT THE WHOLE THING FIGURED OUT. 986 00:58:54,999 --> 00:58:57,968 THIS IS WHAT I DO. I TAKE MY TWO OUTFIELDERS, HENRY AND THOR, 987 00:58:58,002 --> 00:59:00,004 PLAY THEM RIGHT AND LEFT CENTER. 988 00:59:00,037 --> 00:59:02,077 OH, WOULD YOU STOP IT! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. 989 00:59:02,106 --> 00:59:04,575 THREE OF MY WHITE SOX HAVE GOT THE FLU. 990 00:59:04,609 --> 00:59:05,676 I'VE GOT A GODDAMN LITTLE JESUS FREAK IN BAKERSFIELD AT A REVIVAL MEETING. 991 00:59:06,744 --> 00:59:08,178 I AM SORRY! 992 00:59:08,212 --> 00:59:10,681 THE WHITE SOX ARE GONNA HAVE TO FORFEIT THE GAME. 993 00:59:11,749 --> 00:59:12,983 IT'S A FORFEIT. 994 00:59:13,017 --> 00:59:14,852 THE WHITE SOX HAVE TO FORFEIT. 995 00:59:17,087 --> 00:59:18,055 ♪ ALL RIGHT! 996 00:59:18,088 --> 00:59:19,088 TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT! 997 00:59:20,090 --> 00:59:21,125 WHO DO WE APPRECIATE? 998 00:59:22,192 --> 00:59:23,828 WHITE SOX! WHITE SOX! 999 00:59:23,861 --> 00:59:26,063 YAY! 1000 00:59:35,072 --> 00:59:37,007 CAN'T THIS THING GO ANY FASTER? SURE. 1001 00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:39,610 [ACCELERATING] 1002 00:59:43,814 --> 00:59:45,249 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? 1003 00:59:45,282 --> 00:59:48,152 I CAN'T HELP IT. I REALLY HATE THAT KID. 1004 01:00:06,704 --> 01:00:07,704 OUT! 1005 01:00:10,975 --> 01:00:11,976 OUT! 1006 01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:27,123 SHIT! 1007 01:00:47,211 --> 01:00:48,211 HE'S OUT. 1008 01:00:51,248 --> 01:00:52,983 UHH! 1009 01:00:53,017 --> 01:00:54,017 [GROANS] 1010 01:01:05,129 --> 01:01:06,731 STOP IT! SOMEBODY'S HURT! 1011 01:01:06,764 --> 01:01:08,733 [MOANING] 1012 01:01:10,835 --> 01:01:12,803 OW. RIGHT IN THE BALLS. 1013 01:01:12,837 --> 01:01:14,357 ♪ HEY, GIVE HIM SOME AIR. COME ON, NOW. 1014 01:01:15,172 --> 01:01:16,172 ♪ GET BACK TO THE DUGOUT. 1015 01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:18,174 HE GOT HIT IN THE BALLS. 1016 01:01:19,176 --> 01:01:20,176 CLEVELAND! STRETCHER! 1017 01:01:21,145 --> 01:01:23,714 A STRETCHER FOR HIS BALLS? 1018 01:01:23,748 --> 01:01:25,750 LET HIM STRETCH OUT. THAT MUST HURT. 1019 01:01:25,783 --> 01:01:27,251 BUTTERMAKER, DO I HAVE TO GO? 1020 01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:29,004 NO. WE'RE JUST GOING TO GET YOU CHECKED OUT. 1021 01:01:29,854 --> 01:01:31,388 NO. I WANT TO GO PLAY. 1022 01:01:31,421 --> 01:01:33,141 WE HAVE TO CHECK YOU. IT'S A SENSITIVE AREA. 1023 01:01:33,958 --> 01:01:35,492 I WANT TO PLAY. 1024 01:01:35,525 --> 01:01:37,027 [BUTTERMAKER] DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL PLAY. 1025 01:01:37,061 --> 01:01:38,896 BUTTERMAKER, YOU BETTER START WORRYING... 1026 01:01:38,929 --> 01:01:41,131 ABOUT YOUR TEAM FINISHING THE SEASON IN ONE PIECE... 1027 01:01:41,165 --> 01:01:43,300 INSTEAD OF TRYING TO GET IN THE PLAY-OFFS. 1028 01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:46,837 I JUST PRAY HE'S WEARING HIS CUP. 1029 01:01:46,871 --> 01:01:50,007 [CLASSICAL ON PIANO] ONE, TWO, TWO, TWO, THREE, TWO, FOUR, TWO, 1030 01:01:51,075 --> 01:01:53,077 READY TO GO BACK. 1031 01:01:53,110 --> 01:01:56,814 ONE, TWO, TWO, TWO, THREE, TWO, FOUR, TWO, 1032 01:01:57,882 --> 01:01:59,917 READY TO GO BACK. 1033 01:01:59,950 --> 01:02:03,954 ♪ ONE, TWO, TWO, TWO, THREE, TWO, FOUR, TWO, 1034 01:02:05,022 --> 01:02:06,957 READY TO GO BACK. 1035 01:02:06,991 --> 01:02:10,494 ONE, TWO, TWO, TWO, THREE, TWO, FOUR, TWO, 1036 01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:13,197 AND BOW. 1037 01:02:14,264 --> 01:02:16,033 VERY GOOD. VERY GOOD. 1038 01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:18,869 WOULD YOU LIKE A PIECE OF CHICKEN? 1039 01:02:18,903 --> 01:02:20,383 WOULD YOU TURKEYS BLOW ON OUT OF HERE? 1040 01:02:21,271 --> 01:02:23,240 I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS! 1041 01:02:23,273 --> 01:02:26,043 ENGELBERG, THE WHITE SOX BEAT THE METS! 1042 01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:28,145 WE'RE TALKING CHAMPIONSHIPS. 1043 01:02:28,178 --> 01:02:31,181 YOUNG MAN, I AM TEACHING A CLASS HERE. 1044 01:02:31,215 --> 01:02:33,117 YOU AIN'T DOIN' A VERY GOOD JOB OF IT. 1045 01:02:33,150 --> 01:02:35,820 NO ONE HERE CAN DANCE WORTH BAT TURDS. 1046 01:02:35,853 --> 01:02:38,188 TANNER, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 1047 01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:41,458 I WILL KILL YOU! OUT! GO! 1048 01:02:42,526 --> 01:02:44,829 [CLAMORING CONTINUES] 1049 01:02:44,862 --> 01:02:47,497 I'M HITTING .841. I'M ON THE BEARS. 1050 01:02:49,166 --> 01:02:50,835 YOU LIVE AROUND HERE? 1051 01:02:50,868 --> 01:02:52,169 I GOT A HARLEY-DAVIDSON. 1052 01:02:52,202 --> 01:02:55,039 DOES THAT TURN YOU ON... HARLEY-DAVIDSON? 1053 01:02:55,072 --> 01:02:57,875 I DON'T HAVE TO REMIND YOU WHO WE'LL BE PLAYING IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP TOMORROW... 1054 01:02:57,908 --> 01:02:59,944 AFTER WE BEAT THESE ATHLETICS TODAY. 1055 01:02:59,977 --> 01:03:04,548 I GOT ONE LAST QUESTION. LET'S SEE WHO CAN ANSWER IT. 1056 01:03:04,581 --> 01:03:07,584 WHAT DOES THIS GAME MEAN TO THE ATHLETICS? AHMAD? 1057 01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:10,587 IT MEANS A HELL OF A LOT OF BADASS LOSIN' FOR THE ATHLETICS. 1058 01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:13,223 LET'S GO! KELLY. KELLY. 1059 01:03:15,159 --> 01:03:17,127 I WANT YOU HANDLING THE BALL 1060 01:03:17,161 --> 01:03:19,129 AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE OUT THERE TODAY. 1061 01:03:19,163 --> 01:03:21,131 THIS GAME IS TOO DAMN IMPORTANT FOR US. 1062 01:03:21,165 --> 01:03:23,033 ANY BALL YOU GET NEAR, GO FOR IT. 1063 01:03:43,087 --> 01:03:44,254 WAY TO GO! 1064 01:03:46,290 --> 01:03:49,526 [ANNOUNCER] AND SO, AT THE TOP OF THE THIRD INNING, 1065 01:03:49,559 --> 01:03:53,197 THE BEARS ARE LEADING 1-0 OVER THE ATHLETICS. 1066 01:03:53,230 --> 01:03:56,500 HEY, TANNER, DOES HE GO TO THE BATHROOM FOR YOU TOO? 1067 01:03:57,567 --> 01:04:00,604 HEY! TANNER! 1068 01:04:00,637 --> 01:04:04,208 [ANNOUNCER] NOW BATTING, TOM McKAY, NUMBER TEN, THIRD BASE. 1069 01:04:16,586 --> 01:04:18,122 WHAT YOU DOING? 1070 01:04:18,155 --> 01:04:19,890 SORRY. 1071 01:04:19,924 --> 01:04:24,094 WE GOT NINE MEN OUT HERE, YOU KNOW? YEAH. OKAY. 1072 01:04:24,128 --> 01:04:26,128 [ANNOUNCER] BATTING FOR THE ATHLETICS, KEITH MIRRON, 1073 01:04:26,663 --> 01:04:28,132 NUMBER THREE, LEFT FIELD. 1074 01:04:53,057 --> 01:04:57,227 [ANNOUNCER] GOING INTO THE LAST HALF OF THE SIXTH AND LAST INNING, 1075 01:04:57,261 --> 01:05:00,264 THE SCORE IS TIED TWO AND TWO. 1076 01:05:03,633 --> 01:05:07,671 WHEN I GIVE YOU AN ORDER, I EXPECT YOU TO FOLLOW IT. 1077 01:05:07,704 --> 01:05:10,007 YOU'RE UP FIRST THIS INNING. GRAB YOURSELF A GODDAMN BAT. 1078 01:05:11,075 --> 01:05:12,276 LET'S GET THE RUN BACK. 1079 01:05:17,347 --> 01:05:19,116 AND NOW BATTING FOR THE BEARS, 1080 01:05:19,149 --> 01:05:21,218 NUMBER THREE, KELLY LEAK. 1081 01:05:29,559 --> 01:05:30,560 STRIKE! 1082 01:05:38,035 --> 01:05:40,004 ♪ STRIKE TWO! 1083 01:05:40,037 --> 01:05:42,939 THAT WAS A BALL, YOU STUPID UMP! 1084 01:05:44,641 --> 01:05:46,276 AGAIN? 1085 01:05:46,310 --> 01:05:48,578 0-2, AND STEIN IS UP NEXT. 1086 01:05:50,114 --> 01:05:51,248 TIME. 1087 01:05:57,554 --> 01:05:59,156 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 1088 01:06:00,224 --> 01:06:01,525 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1089 01:06:01,558 --> 01:06:04,361 YOU TRYING TO WIN THIS THING OR NOT? 1090 01:06:04,394 --> 01:06:07,231 I'LL PUT MIGUEL IN. AT LEAST HE'LL TRY. 1091 01:06:10,234 --> 01:06:12,336 JUST GET OUT OF HERE AND LET ME HIT, 1092 01:06:13,403 --> 01:06:15,005 COACH. 1093 01:06:20,077 --> 01:06:21,511 ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO! 1094 01:06:32,422 --> 01:06:34,358 ♪ [CHEERING] 1095 01:06:49,273 --> 01:06:51,308 THAT'S THE WAY TO GO. 1096 01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:58,082 KELLY! 1097 01:06:58,115 --> 01:06:59,383 CONGRATULATIONS. 1098 01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:01,085 GIVE ME TEN! 1099 01:07:01,118 --> 01:07:03,220 [ANNOUNCER] WE HAVE THE FINAL SCORE. 1100 01:07:03,253 --> 01:07:05,822 BEARS... THREE RUNS, FOUR HITS, THREE ERRORS. 1101 01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:07,824 ATHLETICS... TWO RUNS, FIVE HITS... 1102 01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:10,560 SEE YOU TOMORROW AT THE BIG GAME. THANK YOU. 1103 01:07:13,263 --> 01:07:16,333 I WAS REALLY SCARED FOR A MINUTE THERE. 1104 01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:19,069 HE'S JUST A ROTTEN BALL HOG. 1105 01:07:19,103 --> 01:07:21,405 YEAH. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 1106 01:07:21,438 --> 01:07:24,074 DOES ANYBODY WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE? 1107 01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:32,749 WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE, TIMMY? 1108 01:07:39,523 --> 01:07:42,259 OKAY, LET'S GET YOUR ELBOW IN THERE. 1109 01:07:42,292 --> 01:07:44,594 THE WATER SURE IS COLD. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1110 01:07:44,628 --> 01:07:47,564 WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME AND FORGET THE ELBOW? 1111 01:07:47,597 --> 01:07:49,533 GOT TO HOLD DOWN THE SWELLING. IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 1112 01:07:49,566 --> 01:07:52,336 BUTTERMAKER? ALL RIGHT. SHOOT. 1113 01:07:52,369 --> 01:07:56,240 I INVITED MY MOM TO THE GAME TOMORROW. YOU DID? THAT'S NICE. 1114 01:07:56,273 --> 01:07:58,442 IT'S THE LAST GAME OF THE YEAR. FINE, FINE, FINE. 1115 01:07:58,475 --> 01:08:02,412 GOT A BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU AFTER, TOO... 1116 01:08:02,446 --> 01:08:04,681 WE'RE ALL GOING TO DINNER. WHAT? 1117 01:08:04,714 --> 01:08:07,384 AFTER THAT, WE'RE GOING TO THE DRIVE-IN MOVIE. IT'S A DOUBLE FEATURE. 1118 01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:11,421 LET'S PLAY IT BY EAR, SEE HOW THINGS GO TOMORROW. PLEASE DON'T TRY TO BLOW IT. 1119 01:08:11,455 --> 01:08:14,255 SHE WASN'T TOO KEEN ON IT AT FIRST. I HAD TO WORK HARD TO GET IT SET UP. 1120 01:08:15,225 --> 01:08:18,395 YEAH. I BET YOU DID. 1121 01:08:18,428 --> 01:08:20,830 I DON'T THINK IT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA, AMANDA. 1122 01:08:20,864 --> 01:08:23,500 NO EXCUSES, BOILERMAKER. 1123 01:08:23,533 --> 01:08:26,303 IT'S ALL FIXED AND I'M PAYING, SO YOU CAN'T CRY POOR. YES, BUT LISTEN... 1124 01:08:26,336 --> 01:08:29,097 LAST SUNDAY I MADE A KILLING. A GUY WANTED TO WALLPAPER HIS BATHROOM... 1125 01:08:29,473 --> 01:08:31,541 AND BOUGHT 35 MAPS. 1126 01:08:31,575 --> 01:08:34,378 AMANDA, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT YOUR MOTHER AND I DON'T GET ALONG. 1127 01:08:34,411 --> 01:08:37,881 SO WE'RE NOT GOING TO DINNER OR A MOVIE OR ANYWHERE ELSE TOGETHER. 1128 01:08:37,914 --> 01:08:40,417 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? JUST KEEP YOUR ELBOW IN THE WATER. 1129 01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:42,452 THEN JUST YOU AND I WILL GO. YEAH, RIGHT. 1130 01:08:42,486 --> 01:08:46,356 YOU AND I WILL TAKE THE WHOLE TEAM OUT AND GET SOME HAMBURGERS. 1131 01:08:46,390 --> 01:08:50,494 WELL, I WAS JUST THINKING US. JUST US, NO OUTSIDERS. 1132 01:08:50,527 --> 01:08:56,433 WELL, THEN, MAYBE WE COULD GO HORSEBACK RIDING OR SOMETHING, OR MAYBE TO A MATINEE. 1133 01:08:56,466 --> 01:09:00,504 YEAH. WE'LL SEE. HOW DOES IT FEEL? 1134 01:09:00,537 --> 01:09:03,340 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS CHANGE THE SUBJECT? 1135 01:09:03,373 --> 01:09:05,342 YOU'RE ALWAYS PULLING THAT NUMBER. 1136 01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:07,844 THE SUBJECT IS YOUR ARM. YOU'RE PITCHING TOMORROW. 1137 01:09:07,877 --> 01:09:09,579 BUT WHAT ABOUT AFTER TOMORROW? 1138 01:09:09,613 --> 01:09:12,482 AFTER TOMORROW, WE DO WHAT ALL BALLPLAYERS DO... 1139 01:09:12,516 --> 01:09:14,584 WE SHAKE HANDS TILL WE SEE EACH OTHER NEXT SEASON, 1140 01:09:14,618 --> 01:09:17,954 THEN WE GO FISHING OR HUNTING, MAKE SOME PERSONAL APPEARANCES, 1141 01:09:17,987 --> 01:09:19,889 GET TO KNOW THE WIFE AND KIDS AGAIN. 1142 01:09:19,923 --> 01:09:22,792 I DON'T HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS. 1143 01:09:22,826 --> 01:09:24,794 NEITHER DO I, BUT I GOT MY POOLS TO CLEAN. 1144 01:09:24,828 --> 01:09:27,364 YOU GOT YOUR MAPS TO SELL AND YOUR BALLET TO LEARN. 1145 01:09:27,397 --> 01:09:29,933 I COULD HELP YOU WITH YOUR POOLS. 1146 01:09:29,966 --> 01:09:32,902 CUT IT OUT, AMANDA. NO, IT WOULDN'T BE LIKE YOU'RE TAKING ME ANYWHERE. 1147 01:09:32,936 --> 01:09:36,973 IT WOULD BE LIKE WORK. YOU COULD USE THE HELP. NO, I COULDN'T! 1148 01:09:37,006 --> 01:09:40,844 AND BESIDES, YOU SHOULDN'T BE WASTING YOUR TIME CLEANING POOLS. 1149 01:09:40,877 --> 01:09:42,846 LOOK, AMANDA, YOU'RE A TERRIFIC KID. 1150 01:09:42,879 --> 01:09:45,415 YOU SHOULDN'T BE HANGING AROUND WITH ME. 1151 01:09:45,449 --> 01:09:48,318 I'M AN OLD, BROKEN-DOWN, THIRD-RATE BALLPLAYER. I LIKE TO DRINK TOO MUCH. 1152 01:09:48,352 --> 01:09:51,321 I LIKE TO SMOKE MY CIGARS WITHOUT ANYBODY BOTHERING ME, INCLUDING YOU. 1153 01:09:52,389 --> 01:09:53,823 I'M HAPPY THAT WAY. 1154 01:09:54,891 --> 01:09:56,526 I'M A BUM. 1155 01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:58,928 NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU TAUGHT ME HOW TO PITCH. 1156 01:09:58,962 --> 01:10:03,867 GODDAMN IT! CAN'T YOU GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK HEAD I DON'T WANT YOUR COMPANY? 1157 01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:07,237 IF I DID, I WOULD HAVE LOOKED YOU UP TWO YEARS AGO. 1158 01:10:13,643 --> 01:10:16,413 DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT? 1159 01:10:18,348 --> 01:10:21,217 IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU FEEL, FINE. 1160 01:10:57,721 --> 01:10:58,955 [OPENS BEER CAN] 1161 01:11:17,073 --> 01:11:18,442 HI, AMANDA. 1162 01:11:21,911 --> 01:11:23,947 [ANNOUNCER] WILL CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 18... 1163 01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:25,882 PLEASE DON'T OCCUPY THE SEATS IN THE STANDS... 1164 01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:27,155 UNTIL ALL THE ADULTS ARE SEATED. 1165 01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:30,320 OGILVIE. HEY, KELLY. 1166 01:11:44,534 --> 01:11:48,338 HEY, AHMAD. YOU, ME AND TANNER WILL PLAY THREE-WAY. 1167 01:11:51,541 --> 01:11:54,478 DOES ANYBODY MIND IF I WARM UP TOO? 1168 01:11:54,511 --> 01:11:57,111 WE DIDN'T THINK YOU NEEDED ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF TO PLAY CATCH WITH. 1169 01:11:57,481 --> 01:11:58,915 JUST COOL IT, RUNT. 1170 01:11:58,948 --> 01:12:01,084 HEY! 1171 01:12:08,692 --> 01:12:10,126 HEY, HEY, HEY! 1172 01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:13,497 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 1173 01:12:13,530 --> 01:12:15,865 WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? KELLY'S A CRUD. 1174 01:12:15,899 --> 01:12:18,001 HE'S BEEN HOGGING THE BALL IN ALL THESE GAMES AND WE'RE SICK OF IT. 1175 01:12:18,034 --> 01:12:19,936 HE'S NOT THE ONLY REASON WE GOT THIS FAR. 1176 01:12:19,969 --> 01:12:23,640 WELL, HE'S MOST OF THE REASON. JUST SHUT UP! 1177 01:12:23,673 --> 01:12:26,676 IF YOU PLAYED BETTER, HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO COVER UP FOR YOU. 1178 01:12:26,710 --> 01:12:29,546 LOOK, WOMAN, DON'T YOU BE TELLING US HOW TO PLAY. YEAH! 1179 01:12:29,579 --> 01:12:33,116 LET THAT TURKEY LOOSE. I'LL CHEW HIS EARS OFF AND STICK THEM BACK IN HIS FACE. 1180 01:12:33,149 --> 01:12:37,020 YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF BABIES! NOW, CUT IT OUT. 1181 01:12:37,053 --> 01:12:39,956 NOBODY HAS TO WORRY ANYMORE BECAUSE I'M QUITTING. 1182 01:12:39,989 --> 01:12:41,525 NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU CAME THIS FAR. 1183 01:12:41,558 --> 01:12:44,093 YOU'RE GOING THE REST OF THE WAY. 1184 01:12:44,127 --> 01:12:46,630 IF IT'S YESTERDAY YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT, BLAME ME. 1185 01:12:46,663 --> 01:12:48,565 I'M THE ONE WHO TOLD KELLY TO COVER FOR YOU. 1186 01:12:49,633 --> 01:12:50,767 WHY? 1187 01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:52,569 "WHY?" WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHY? 1188 01:12:52,602 --> 01:12:54,704 WE'RE IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP, AREN'T WE? 1189 01:12:54,738 --> 01:12:56,973 WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED, WASN'T IT? 1190 01:12:59,609 --> 01:13:02,979 NOW, JUST BEHAVE YOURSELVES AND ACT LIKE MEN. 1191 01:13:03,012 --> 01:13:06,783 COME ON. THE YANKEES HAVE GOT THE FIELD NOW. LET'S GET BACK TO THE DUGOUT. 1192 01:13:06,816 --> 01:13:12,689 I'M NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT WINNING. I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT LOSING. 1193 01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:14,491 'CAUSE IF YOU GUYS LOSE THIS GAME, 1194 01:13:15,559 --> 01:13:18,595 EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU, 1195 01:13:18,628 --> 01:13:21,665 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT. 1196 01:13:21,698 --> 01:13:23,833 YOU'RE ABOUT THE BEST TEAM I EVER COACHED. 1197 01:13:24,901 --> 01:13:26,035 PLAY A GOOD GAME. 1198 01:13:35,044 --> 01:13:36,813 FIRST UP FOR THE YANKEES, NUMBER ONE, 1199 01:13:37,881 --> 01:13:40,784 CHRIS LOVE, LEFT FIELD. 1200 01:13:40,817 --> 01:13:43,787 PUT 'EM DOWN IN ORDER... ONE, TWO, THREE. 1201 01:13:48,592 --> 01:13:51,027 [BUTTERMAKER] COME ON! YOU WANT TO WIN, DON'T YOU? 1202 01:13:51,060 --> 01:13:53,697 THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOWED UP FOR, EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU! 1203 01:13:59,869 --> 01:14:01,104 LET'S GO! LET'S GO! 1204 01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:05,475 [BUTTERMAKER] COME ON, AHMAD! 1205 01:14:07,711 --> 01:14:10,514 HURRY! THROW IT HOME! 1206 01:14:19,823 --> 01:14:21,658 DID YOU SEE THAT, UMP? 1207 01:14:25,562 --> 01:14:26,863 HEY, THAT'S NOT ALLOWED! 1208 01:14:31,801 --> 01:14:33,036 HEY, HEY! ENOUGH OF THAT! 1209 01:14:34,103 --> 01:14:35,839 BREAK IT UP! 1210 01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:40,744 HEY! BREAK IT UP! 1211 01:14:46,816 --> 01:14:50,687 ♪ ALL RIGHT, YOU MOTHER, SEE IF YOU CAN KICK MY ASS! 1212 01:14:53,089 --> 01:14:54,724 HOW'S YOUR CHEST FEEL? 1213 01:14:54,758 --> 01:14:56,238 I KNOW I DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH UP THERE, 1214 01:14:57,126 --> 01:14:58,728 BUT WHAT I'VE GOT... 1215 01:14:58,762 --> 01:15:00,664 SURE DON'T FEEL TOO GOOD RIGHT NOW. 1216 01:15:04,067 --> 01:15:05,387 I DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP, YOU KNOW. 1217 01:15:06,069 --> 01:15:07,804 I KNOW. 1218 01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:09,539 I COULD HAVE TAKEN ALL THOSE GUYS MYSELF. 1219 01:15:10,607 --> 01:15:11,708 YEAH. 1220 01:15:11,741 --> 01:15:13,643 THOSE YANKEES ARE REAL TURDS. 1221 01:15:14,711 --> 01:15:16,546 THEY SURE ARE. 1222 01:15:16,580 --> 01:15:18,582 TURNER, YOU BETTER CUT OUT THAT CHEAP CRAP. 1223 01:15:18,615 --> 01:15:20,550 CHEAP CRAP? WE'RE PLAYING CLEAN, HARD BASEBALL. 1224 01:15:20,584 --> 01:15:22,719 YOU CALL SPIKING AN 11-YEAR-OLD GIRL... 1225 01:15:22,752 --> 01:15:26,823 SPIKING? THE UMPIRE CALLED IT SAFE. MY TEAM PLAYS BY THE BOOK. 1226 01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:30,727 ALL RIGHT, PUS-HEAD. YOU GOT ANY CRYING TO DO, CRY TO THE UMPIRE. 1227 01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:32,061 GET BACK TO YOUR DUGOUT. MAYBE YOUR TEAM COULD USE YOUR HELP, 1228 01:15:33,129 --> 01:15:34,129 BUT I DOUBT IT. 1229 01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:38,034 ALL RIGHT, EDDIE! 1230 01:15:38,067 --> 01:15:41,104 YOU GUYS PLAY BY THE BOOK, I KNOW YOU DO. 1231 01:15:42,806 --> 01:15:45,842 ONE BALL, TWO STRIKES, ONE OUT! 1232 01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:49,979 STRIKE THREE! YOU'RE OUT OF THERE. 1233 01:15:50,013 --> 01:15:53,016 JOE, YOU BETTER PITCH BETTER THAN YOU'RE HITTING. OR I'M GONNA TAKE YOU RIGHT OUT. 1234 01:15:53,049 --> 01:15:56,720 TURNER, SHE'S GOING TO RAM IT DOWN YOUR THROAT! 1235 01:16:03,126 --> 01:16:05,328 ANDY, WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 1236 01:16:05,361 --> 01:16:07,041 ♪ UNLESS YOU CAN PLAY BALL, YOU GO ON HOME! 1237 01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:09,332 ♪ YOU RUN OUT EVERY HIT! 1238 01:16:09,365 --> 01:16:11,334 ♪ I DON'T CARE IF HE HAD YOU BEAT BY A MILE! 1239 01:16:12,401 --> 01:16:14,003 2-0. 1240 01:16:15,071 --> 01:16:16,640 BALL. 1241 01:16:16,673 --> 01:16:19,075 WAY TO GO, AHMAD. HE'S GOING TO WALK YOU. 1242 01:16:19,108 --> 01:16:20,910 ♪ HE CAN'T FIND THE PLATE. 1243 01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:25,915 WAY TO GO! 1244 01:16:33,690 --> 01:16:35,992 AND NOW BATTING FOR THE BEARS, 1245 01:16:36,025 --> 01:16:38,327 NUMBER THREE, KELLY LEAK, CENTER FIELD. 1246 01:16:38,361 --> 01:16:39,963 WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? YOU DON'T SWING AT A 3-AND-0 PITCH. 1247 01:16:41,030 --> 01:16:42,899 ARE YOU CRAZY? 1248 01:16:42,932 --> 01:16:45,368 GET IN THERE AND NEVER DO THAT AGAIN. IT WAS RIGHT WHERE... 1249 01:16:45,401 --> 01:16:47,561 SHUT UP. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY EXCUSES. GET IN THERE. 1250 01:16:47,837 --> 01:16:50,039 COME ON, KELLY. 1251 01:16:53,376 --> 01:16:54,644 ♪ JOEY! 1252 01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:02,118 BALL ONE. 1253 01:17:05,021 --> 01:17:07,423 HEY, PUS-HEAD! ARE YOU CRAZY? 1254 01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:10,827 AN INTENTIONAL WALK WITH THE BASES EMPTY? 1255 01:17:10,860 --> 01:17:12,328 THIS IS BASEBALL, NOT BACKGAMMON. 1256 01:17:13,396 --> 01:17:15,064 MY FIRST BASEMAN IS LONELY. 1257 01:17:16,132 --> 01:17:18,668 RUDI. WHAT? 1258 01:17:18,702 --> 01:17:22,105 THE FIRST INSIDE PITCH YOU GET, LEAN INTO IT AND LET IT HIT YOU. 1259 01:17:22,138 --> 01:17:25,308 YOU WANT TO WIN THE GAME, DON'T YOU? I DON'T WANT TO GET HURT. 1260 01:17:25,341 --> 01:17:27,811 ALL RIGHT. BUT YOU WANT TO WIN THE GAME. YEAH. 1261 01:17:27,844 --> 01:17:30,844 ENGELBERG IS UP AFTER YOU. WE NEED RUNS. HE'S BEEN MURDERING THE BALL LATELY. 1262 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,850 DO AS I TELL YOU. 1263 01:17:44,961 --> 01:17:47,096 LET'S GET ON, RUDI. 1264 01:17:48,798 --> 01:17:50,166 BALL ONE. 1265 01:17:50,199 --> 01:17:51,599 THAT'S THE WAY TO TAKE IT. BALL ONE. 1266 01:17:52,468 --> 01:17:55,304 ♪ LET'S GET ON, RUDI. 1267 01:17:57,774 --> 01:17:59,943 TAKE YOUR BASE. 1268 01:17:59,976 --> 01:18:01,978 RUDI, TAKE YOUR BASE, BOY. 1269 01:18:02,011 --> 01:18:04,848 ♪ EVERYBODY MOVES! EVERYBODY! 1270 01:18:06,950 --> 01:18:09,285 COME ON. LET'S GET A HIT, ENGELBERG. 1271 01:18:09,318 --> 01:18:11,420 WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T "ENGELPUKE." 1272 01:18:11,454 --> 01:18:14,057 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO STICK THIS BAT WHERE THE SUN NEVER SHINES? 1273 01:18:14,090 --> 01:18:17,026 - SIT ON IT, FAT ASS. - SHOVE IT. 1274 01:18:17,060 --> 01:18:19,729 EASE UP, JOEY. THROW, BABY. 1275 01:18:27,937 --> 01:18:29,305 GROUND-RULE DOUBLE. 1276 01:18:31,107 --> 01:18:33,509 STEIN, GET BACK. GET BACK. 1277 01:18:33,542 --> 01:18:35,444 IT'S A GROUND-RULE DOUBLE. 1278 01:18:35,478 --> 01:18:37,881 YOU CAN'T SCORE FROM FIRST BASE. 1279 01:18:37,914 --> 01:18:42,451 HEY, TURNER, WHY DON'T YOU BUILD A FENCE FOR PLAYERS INSTEAD OF CHICKENS? 1280 01:18:42,485 --> 01:18:45,989 KEEP THAT FINGER OUT, ENGELPUKE, AND I'LL BUST IT OFF. 1281 01:18:46,022 --> 01:18:48,024 [ANNOUNCER] JIMMY FELDMAN FOR THE BEARS. 1282 01:18:48,057 --> 01:18:50,760 [ENGELBERG] COME ON, COME ON. YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE GAME. 1283 01:18:57,366 --> 01:18:58,835 [BUTTERMAKER] GO! GO! GO! 1284 01:18:58,868 --> 01:18:59,868 THROW THE BALL, CHRIS. 1285 01:19:00,569 --> 01:19:01,871 GO! GO! 1286 01:19:05,508 --> 01:19:08,077 - ♪ HE'S SAFE. - ONE OUT. 1287 01:19:08,111 --> 01:19:12,415 ♪ YOU POSING FOR A PICTURE? YOU IN LOVE WITH THAT BALL OR SOMETHING? 1288 01:19:12,448 --> 01:19:14,483 [ANNOUNCER] END OF THE FIRST INNING. 1289 01:19:14,517 --> 01:19:17,086 THE BEARS LEAD 2-1 OVER THE YANKEES. 1290 01:19:22,458 --> 01:19:23,893 [APPLAUSE] 1291 01:19:25,862 --> 01:19:26,963 SAFE. 1292 01:19:26,996 --> 01:19:30,333 WHAT? HE WAS OUT BY A MILE. 1293 01:19:30,366 --> 01:19:33,336 WHAT, DO YOU THINK YOU GOT TO KISS ASS AROUND HERE... 1294 01:19:33,369 --> 01:19:35,371 BECAUSE THEY BEEN HERE LONGER THAN US? 1295 01:19:35,404 --> 01:19:38,507 THERE'S TWO TEAMS HERE, UMPIRE. TWO TEAMS, NOT ONE. 1296 01:19:38,541 --> 01:19:42,111 DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME. WHAT, ARE YOU A FRIEND OF ROY TURNER'S? 1297 01:19:45,081 --> 01:19:48,818 YOU GOING TO CALL LIKE THAT ALL DAY, LET US KNOW NOW. WE MAY AS WELL GO HOME. 1298 01:19:49,886 --> 01:19:51,821 GET A PAIR OF GLASSES. 1299 01:20:01,597 --> 01:20:03,967 STEIN, SAME THING. 1300 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:07,536 NO. I DON'T WANT TO. STEIN, WE'RE STILL IN THE GAME. 1301 01:20:07,570 --> 01:20:09,873 THIS HURTS. I DON'T LIKE IT. 1302 01:20:09,906 --> 01:20:11,875 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET HIT IN THE BACK. GET HIT IN THE ARM OR LEGS. 1303 01:20:11,908 --> 01:20:14,110 DON'T MAKE IT OBVIOUS. GO AHEAD. 1304 01:20:16,212 --> 01:20:18,147 RUDI STEIN, NUMBER TEN. 1305 01:20:18,181 --> 01:20:22,852 JAMES HENRY WON'T TAKE CURVEBALLS. 1306 01:20:22,886 --> 01:20:26,622 BUTTERMAKER, YOU BETTER TAKE AMANDA OUT NOW. SHE'S HURTING PRETTY BAD. 1307 01:20:26,655 --> 01:20:29,058 YEAH, I KNOW, BUT SHE WANTS TO PLAY. 1308 01:20:29,092 --> 01:20:33,096 IF YOU DON'T TAKE HER OUT, SHE'LL THROW HER ARM OUT. 1309 01:20:33,129 --> 01:20:36,165 - WHO'S MANAGING THIS TEAM, YOU OR ME? - YOU. 1310 01:20:36,199 --> 01:20:40,469 THEN SHUT UP AND PLAY YOUR POSITION. LET ME WORRY ABOUT THE TEAM'S HEALTH. 1311 01:20:40,503 --> 01:20:44,007 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, PUT IN RUDI STEIN? 1312 01:20:46,475 --> 01:20:48,644 [OGILVIE] YOU KNOW HOW HE HITS. 1313 01:20:48,677 --> 01:20:50,146 HE ALWAYS SWINGS FROM THE HIP. 1314 01:20:51,214 --> 01:20:52,214 THEN COMES CHRIS LOVE. 1315 01:20:53,649 --> 01:20:54,649 STRIKE. 1316 01:21:02,225 --> 01:21:03,659 YOU'RE OUT. 1317 01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:05,628 I TOLD YOU NOT TO SWING, YOU IDIOT! 1318 01:21:06,695 --> 01:21:10,066 GET BACK HERE! MOVE IT! 1319 01:21:10,099 --> 01:21:11,219 HEY, STEIN, GET BACK IN HERE! 1320 01:21:12,035 --> 01:21:13,602 GODDAMN IT, YOU STUPID... 1321 01:21:13,636 --> 01:21:16,139 [ANNOUNCER] YANKEES TWO, BEARS TWO. 1322 01:21:16,172 --> 01:21:18,074 ♪ EVERYBODY, SIT DOWN. COME ON. SIT DOWN. 1323 01:21:19,142 --> 01:21:20,609 SIT DOWN, ENGELBERG. 1324 01:21:20,643 --> 01:21:22,611 WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 1325 01:21:22,645 --> 01:21:24,680 NEXT TIME I TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING, GODDAMN IT, 1326 01:21:24,713 --> 01:21:28,484 YOU DO IT OR ELSE YOU'RE OFF THIS TEAM. 1327 01:21:28,517 --> 01:21:30,954 AND THE REST OF YOU, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 1328 01:21:30,987 --> 01:21:34,623 ALL SEASON LONG, YOU'VE BEEN LAUGHED AT, CRAPPED ON! 1329 01:21:34,657 --> 01:21:37,193 NOW YOU'VE GOT A CHANCE TO SPIT IT BACK IN THEIR FACES. 1330 01:21:37,226 --> 01:21:40,266 AND WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU'RE OUT THERE LIKE A BUNCH OF DEAD FISH, NOT LISTENING, 1331 01:21:40,997 --> 01:21:43,399 ♪ BONEHEAD PLAYS, MISTAKES. 1332 01:21:43,432 --> 01:21:46,469 I MEAN, DON'T YOU WANT TO BEAT THOSE BASTARDS? 1333 01:22:21,570 --> 01:22:23,072 ALL RIGHT. 1334 01:22:23,106 --> 01:22:27,710 GET OUT THERE NOW AND DO THE BEST YOU CAN. 1335 01:22:42,191 --> 01:22:43,492 LET'S GO, JOEY! 1336 01:22:53,136 --> 01:22:54,603 STRIKE TWO! 1337 01:22:54,637 --> 01:22:56,972 WHAT ARE YOU SWINGING AT? THAT WAS A BALL, JOEY! 1338 01:23:01,144 --> 01:23:03,479 STRIKE! 1339 01:23:03,512 --> 01:23:08,017 SECOND TIME IN A ROW. SECOND TIME IN A ROW YOU STRUCK OUT. 1340 01:23:18,194 --> 01:23:19,362 SLIDE! 1341 01:23:21,130 --> 01:23:22,565 SAFE! 1342 01:23:29,172 --> 01:23:32,608 [ANNOUNCER] NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE END OF THE TOP OF THE FIFTH. 1343 01:23:32,641 --> 01:23:36,212 THE SCORE IS THREE FOR THE YANKEES AND TWO FOR THE BEARS. 1344 01:23:36,245 --> 01:23:38,045 WELL, WELL, WELL. IF IT ISN'T ENGELPUKE AGAIN. 1345 01:23:38,581 --> 01:23:40,116 SHOVE IT, TURNER. 1346 01:23:41,784 --> 01:23:43,018 THAT'S THE WAY, ENGELBERG! 1347 01:23:45,554 --> 01:23:48,791 FOUL BALL. THAT'S OUTSIDE THE LINE. FOUL BALL. 1348 01:23:55,564 --> 01:23:59,602 THIS IS THE KID THAT GOT THE DOUBLE LAST TIME, RIGHT? YEAH. 1349 01:23:59,635 --> 01:24:04,540 HE ALMOST WHACKED THAT RIGHT OUT OF THE BALLPARK, SO DON'T GIVE HIM ANYTHING TO HIT AT. 1350 01:24:04,573 --> 01:24:06,509 LOW AND OUTSIDE. YOU GOT IT? 1351 01:24:06,542 --> 01:24:08,477 JUST PITCH THEM LOW AND OUTSIDE. BUT... 1352 01:24:08,511 --> 01:24:11,180 LOW AND OUTSIDE. BUT, DAD, I WANTED TO STRIKE HIM OUT. 1353 01:24:12,248 --> 01:24:13,248 ALL RIGHT. PLAY BALL! 1354 01:24:14,150 --> 01:24:15,751 LET'S GO, ENGELBERG! 1355 01:24:23,592 --> 01:24:25,094 [CROWD BOOING] 1356 01:24:25,128 --> 01:24:26,495 BOY, THAT WAS CLOSE TO MY HEAD! 1357 01:24:26,529 --> 01:24:28,164 TIME! TIME! 1358 01:24:30,833 --> 01:24:32,668 WHAT'S THIS, BEANBALL? 1359 01:24:34,403 --> 01:24:35,683 YOU TRIED TO HIT HIM, DIDN'T YOU? 1360 01:24:36,372 --> 01:24:37,706 NO. IT JUST GOT AWAY. 1361 01:24:37,740 --> 01:24:38,740 DON'T LIE TO ME! 1362 01:24:39,708 --> 01:24:42,278 ♪ YOU TRIED TO HIT HIM. 1363 01:25:09,505 --> 01:25:13,242 YOU SON OF A BITCH. 1364 01:25:13,276 --> 01:25:15,278 HE TRIED TO BEAN HIM. HE COULD HAVE KILLED THAT KID. 1365 01:25:15,311 --> 01:25:19,248 YOU KNOW WHY HE THREW IT. I TOLD HIM TO THROW IT LOW AND OUTSIDE. 1366 01:25:20,316 --> 01:25:21,316 OH! 1367 01:25:23,319 --> 01:25:25,221 HE COULD HAVE KILLED THAT KID. 1368 01:25:32,328 --> 01:25:33,408 [BUTTERMAKER] GO, ENGELBERG! 1369 01:25:34,330 --> 01:25:35,764 THROW THE BALL, JOEY! 1370 01:25:40,836 --> 01:25:43,472 HE'S NOT THROWING IT! GO! 1371 01:25:55,384 --> 01:25:57,386 THROW THE BALL, JOEY. 1372 01:26:00,289 --> 01:26:01,289 GO! GO! 1373 01:26:05,761 --> 01:26:08,397 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THROW IT! 1374 01:26:39,328 --> 01:26:40,696 THEY JUST TIED IT UP. 1375 01:27:35,083 --> 01:27:36,785 BILLY, YOUR ARM FEEL OKAY? 1376 01:27:40,088 --> 01:27:42,491 TAKE THE MOUND. CHRIS, RIGHT FIELD. 1377 01:27:44,593 --> 01:27:46,061 HARRIET! 1378 01:27:46,094 --> 01:27:48,364 THIRTEEN, SECOND BASE. 1379 01:27:48,397 --> 01:27:51,500 ONE, RIGHT FIELD. THE SCORE IS NOW 3-3. 1380 01:27:52,568 --> 01:27:54,637 THREE, PITCHING. 1381 01:27:55,704 --> 01:27:57,072 THIS IS THE LAST INNING. 1382 01:27:57,105 --> 01:27:58,541 TANNER, TOBY, REGI, AND JIMMY, 1383 01:27:58,574 --> 01:27:59,654 YOU'RE SITTING ON THE BENCH. 1384 01:28:00,609 --> 01:28:02,711 OGILVIE, LUPUS, 1385 01:28:02,745 --> 01:28:04,980 UH, MIGUEL, AND JOSE, YOU TAKE THEIR PLACE. 1386 01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:07,750 [EVERYONE SHOUTING] 1387 01:28:07,783 --> 01:28:11,487 MR. BUTTERMAKER, IF I GO IN, WE LOSE THE GAME. 1388 01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:13,822 AS IT IS NOW, WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE. 1389 01:28:13,856 --> 01:28:15,824 A DAMN GOOD CHANCE, SO BE ON YOUR TOES. 1390 01:28:15,858 --> 01:28:18,427 NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 1391 01:28:21,129 --> 01:28:22,831 OGILVIE WILL BE SITTING THERE, 1392 01:28:22,865 --> 01:28:24,065 PUTTING IN HIS ASTHMA MEDICINE. 1393 01:28:25,100 --> 01:28:26,502 IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 1394 01:28:26,535 --> 01:28:28,337 GEE! 1395 01:28:28,371 --> 01:28:29,472 WHY DON'T WE JUST FORFEIT? 1396 01:28:30,539 --> 01:28:32,541 WHAT DID THEY DO, 1397 01:28:32,575 --> 01:28:35,043 ♪ GIVE HIM A SIX-PACK BEFORE THE GAME? 1398 01:28:35,077 --> 01:28:37,358 MR. BUTTERMAKER, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I WANT TO WIN, 1399 01:28:37,846 --> 01:28:40,683 SO DON'T SEND ME IN. 1400 01:28:40,716 --> 01:28:43,486 LISTEN, LUPUS, YOU DIDN'T COME INTO THIS LIFE... 1401 01:28:43,519 --> 01:28:46,722 JUST TO SIT AROUND ON A DUGOUT BENCH, DID YOU? 1402 01:28:46,755 --> 01:28:50,826 GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND DO THE BEST YOU CAN. 1403 01:28:55,097 --> 01:28:58,467 [ANNOUNCER] YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE. PARENTS AND FRIENDS, 1404 01:28:58,501 --> 01:29:03,105 THIS IS THE LAST GAME OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP PLAY-OFFS. 1405 01:29:03,138 --> 01:29:04,658 LET'S GIVE THE LITTLE FOLKS A BIG HAND. 1406 01:29:05,708 --> 01:29:06,775 THEY REALLY DESERVE IT. 1407 01:29:11,447 --> 01:29:13,482 SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH AMANDA. 1408 01:29:13,516 --> 01:29:15,350 I THINK I'D BETTER GET IN A RELIEF PITCHER. 1409 01:29:16,419 --> 01:29:17,686 BUTTERMAKER? 1410 01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:19,622 OH, HIYA, WHITEWOOD. 1411 01:29:19,655 --> 01:29:21,690 COULD I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 1412 01:29:21,724 --> 01:29:23,759 WE'RE BUSY. WE GOT A CHAMPIONSHIP GAME HERE. 1413 01:29:24,827 --> 01:29:27,496 I'M AWARE OF THAT. 1414 01:29:27,530 --> 01:29:29,031 ♪ I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOU. 1415 01:29:30,098 --> 01:29:32,735 YEAH? 1416 01:29:32,768 --> 01:29:36,805 LISTEN, IS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO SEND IN THAT LUPUS KID NOW? HE HASN'T PLAYED YET. 1417 01:29:36,839 --> 01:29:39,775 I KNOW THAT, BUTTERMAKER, BUT WE'VE STILL GOT A CHANCE. 1418 01:29:39,808 --> 01:29:42,511 EVERYBODY ON MY TEAM GETS A CHANCE TO PLAY. 1419 01:29:42,545 --> 01:29:44,780 COME ON, DON'T GIVE ME THAT RIGHTEOUS BULLSHIT! 1420 01:29:44,813 --> 01:29:47,850 THESE KIDS HAVE GONE THROUGH TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO THROW IT AWAY NOW. 1421 01:29:47,883 --> 01:29:50,118 WE'VE GOT A CHANCE TO WIN. 1422 01:29:50,152 --> 01:29:53,522 YOU STARTED THIS THING SO ALL THE BOYS WOULD HAVE A CHANCE TO PLAY BASEBALL. 1423 01:29:53,556 --> 01:29:56,592 I KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS! NOT ONLY YOUR BOY, BUT ALL THE BOYS. 1424 01:29:56,625 --> 01:29:59,061 LOOK, LITTLE BOYS HURT EASILY, 1425 01:29:59,094 --> 01:30:01,497 OR MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WATCHING... 1426 01:30:01,530 --> 01:30:03,799 WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON HERE THIS AFTERNOON. GET BACK TO THE STANDS... 1427 01:30:03,832 --> 01:30:08,604 BEFORE I SHAVE OFF HALF YOUR MUSTACHE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR LEFT NOSTRIL. 1428 01:30:11,874 --> 01:30:14,443 ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 1429 01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:18,847 HOLD IT! 1430 01:30:18,881 --> 01:30:20,449 TIME! 1431 01:30:20,483 --> 01:30:21,483 TIME. 1432 01:30:26,889 --> 01:30:28,824 OKAY, AMANDA, THAT'S IT. 1433 01:30:28,857 --> 01:30:30,297 THERE'S THREE MORE OUTS, BOILERMAKER, 1434 01:30:30,826 --> 01:30:31,826 SO GET LOST. 1435 01:30:32,828 --> 01:30:34,730 RUDI! 1436 01:30:36,565 --> 01:30:37,766 [AMANDA] I'M WARNING YOU. 1437 01:30:41,870 --> 01:30:43,472 OKAY, RUDI, YOU'RE PITCHING. 1438 01:30:43,506 --> 01:30:45,474 AMANDA, GET OUT IN LEFT FIELD. 1439 01:30:45,508 --> 01:30:47,476 WE HAVE NO MORE RESERVES. 1440 01:30:47,510 --> 01:30:49,812 IF ONLY MY KNUCKLER HAD BEEN WORKING, 1441 01:30:49,845 --> 01:30:52,615 ♪ I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT THOSE TURKEYS DOWN. 1442 01:31:17,573 --> 01:31:19,274 WE STILL GOT A CHANCE. 1443 01:31:19,307 --> 01:31:20,547 COME ON. THEY'RE DOING TERRIBLE. 1444 01:31:21,276 --> 01:31:22,778 PUT US BACK IN. 1445 01:31:22,811 --> 01:31:23,811 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1446 01:31:35,257 --> 01:31:36,792 OKAY, MIKE. 1447 01:31:47,870 --> 01:31:49,030 DON'T WORRY. WE'LL CATCH THEM. 1448 01:31:49,805 --> 01:31:50,805 7-3. 1449 01:31:51,674 --> 01:31:53,141 CONGRATULATIONS. 1450 01:31:53,175 --> 01:31:56,311 LOOKS LIKE THE CHAMPIONSHIP IS IN THE BAG, HUH? 1451 01:31:56,344 --> 01:31:58,881 THAT'S GREAT, HUH? THAT'S GREAT. 1452 01:32:10,959 --> 01:32:13,829 COME ON, LUPUS! CATCH IT FOR ONCE! 1453 01:32:17,833 --> 01:32:18,901 HE CAUGHT IT! 1454 01:32:38,186 --> 01:32:41,824 IF EVERYBODY GETS A HIT, WE WIN THE GAME. BUT WE NEED FIVE RUNS. 1455 01:32:41,857 --> 01:32:44,359 FIVE RUNS? EASY. NO CHANCE. 1456 01:32:44,392 --> 01:32:46,595 WHAT'S EVERYBODY MOPING ABOUT? 1457 01:32:46,629 --> 01:32:48,296 STEIN, YOU'RE UP, AREN'T YOU? YEAH. 1458 01:32:49,364 --> 01:32:51,366 GRAB A CRUDDY BAT. 1459 01:32:51,399 --> 01:32:54,302 WATCH YOUR FINGERS. LET'S GO, STEIN. COME ON! 1460 01:33:05,380 --> 01:33:06,682 [TURNER] HE'S GOING FOR TWO! 1461 01:33:07,750 --> 01:33:08,750 OUT. 1462 01:33:11,353 --> 01:33:14,389 TWO TO GO, BILLY. WE GOT TWO TO GO. 1463 01:33:14,422 --> 01:33:17,660 GRAB A HELMET AND GET IN THE ON-DECK CIRCLE. 1464 01:33:19,828 --> 01:33:21,229 I'M SORRY. 1465 01:33:21,263 --> 01:33:22,731 WHAT ARE YOU SORRY ABOUT? 1466 01:33:22,765 --> 01:33:24,733 THAT WAS NICE HUSTLE. GOOD TRY. 1467 01:33:24,767 --> 01:33:26,635 PUT IT THERE. I LIKE THAT. 1468 01:33:29,772 --> 01:33:30,772 OKAY, BILLY, TWO TO GO. 1469 01:33:31,306 --> 01:33:33,141 SHE'S GOT A SORE ARM! 1470 01:33:39,314 --> 01:33:40,649 YOU'RE OUT. 1471 01:33:40,683 --> 01:33:42,818 ALL RIGHT. ONE TO GO, BILLY. 1472 01:33:42,851 --> 01:33:46,655 TWO OUT. TWO OUT. ONE TO GO. 1473 01:33:49,324 --> 01:33:51,694 OKAY. ONE OUT TO GO, AND THEN TO PIZZA HUT. 1474 01:33:53,762 --> 01:33:56,064 ALL RIGHT. BATTER UP. 1475 01:33:56,098 --> 01:33:59,258 [ANNOUNCER] NOW BATTING, NUMBER NINE, ALBERT OGILVIE. YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE GAME. 1476 01:33:59,868 --> 01:34:03,305 WHAT'S THE MATTER, OGILVIE? THE PLATE IS OVER THERE. 1477 01:34:03,338 --> 01:34:07,275 WELL, WITHOUT GOING INTO MUCH DETAIL, I'M 0 FOR 14 THIS SEASON. 1478 01:34:08,343 --> 01:34:10,746 ASIDE FROM TIMMY LUPUS, 1479 01:34:10,779 --> 01:34:13,181 I'M PROBABLY THE WORST PLAYER IN THIS LEAGUE. 1480 01:34:13,215 --> 01:34:15,684 WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR, OGILVIE? 1481 01:34:15,718 --> 01:34:19,755 JUST SHUT UP AND GET UP TO THE PLATE AND TRY TO HIT THE BALL. 1482 01:34:19,788 --> 01:34:20,788 COME ON, BATTER. LET'S GO. 1483 01:34:21,724 --> 01:34:23,425 OKAY, MR. BUTTERMAKER. 1484 01:34:26,729 --> 01:34:28,697 STRIKE ONE. 1485 01:34:28,731 --> 01:34:30,198 OKAY, BILLY, BEAR DOWN NOW. 1486 01:34:30,232 --> 01:34:31,800 ♪ ONE OUT TO GO, BABE. 1487 01:34:31,834 --> 01:34:34,236 NEVER SEEN YOU LIKE THIS, OGILVIE. 1488 01:34:34,269 --> 01:34:36,304 SURE AIN'T LIKE ALGEBRA, IS IT? 1489 01:34:36,338 --> 01:34:38,440 JUST PUT IT OVER. HE AIN'T SWINGIN'. 1490 01:34:41,309 --> 01:34:42,789 THAT'S THE WAY. YOU GOT A PIECE OF IT. 1491 01:34:43,245 --> 01:34:45,180 THE COUNT IS 0-2. 1492 01:34:50,185 --> 01:34:51,153 BALL. 1493 01:34:51,186 --> 01:34:53,355 GLAD YOU ALL CAME. 1494 01:34:53,388 --> 01:34:56,691 FRANKLY, I'M SURPRISED THE LITTLE MARSHMALLOWS DID THIS WELL, HUH? 1495 01:34:57,760 --> 01:34:58,760 2 AND 2. 1496 01:35:00,763 --> 01:35:01,763 BALL. ♪OKAY! ALL RIGHT! 1497 01:35:02,765 --> 01:35:03,966 THE COUNT IS FULL. 1498 01:35:03,999 --> 01:35:06,034 COME ON, BILLY! 1499 01:35:06,068 --> 01:35:08,508 LOSE CONTROL OR SOMETHING? COME ON, BILLY, DON'T WALK THIS MAN. 1500 01:35:15,177 --> 01:35:17,145 BALL FOUR. TAKE YOUR BASE. 1501 01:35:17,179 --> 01:35:18,446 GO OGILVIE! ON TO FIRST, BOY! 1502 01:35:19,514 --> 01:35:21,216 OKAY! 1503 01:35:21,249 --> 01:35:23,251 HE WALKED HIM. 1504 01:35:26,321 --> 01:35:27,489 GET DOWN THERE! 1505 01:35:27,522 --> 01:35:29,391 ALL RIGHT! 1506 01:35:29,424 --> 01:35:31,526 ♪ [BUTTERMAKER] THAT'S THE WAY TO GO. COME ON, AHMAD. 1507 01:35:31,559 --> 01:35:34,930 THIS IS FOR ALLAH. AND IT'S GOING WAY OUT THERE, SUCKER. 1508 01:35:37,800 --> 01:35:39,080 ♪ LET'S GO, STEVE. GET IT, STEVE! 1509 01:35:39,868 --> 01:35:41,269 GO! GO! ALL RIGHT! 1510 01:35:42,337 --> 01:35:43,471 BEAUTY! 1511 01:35:43,505 --> 01:35:45,540 HE BEAT HIM WITH A BUNT. 1512 01:35:45,573 --> 01:35:46,842 THAT'S A SMART PLAY, AHMAD! 1513 01:35:47,910 --> 01:35:49,778 ♪ THAT'S A SMART PLAY! 1514 01:35:53,181 --> 01:35:58,386 [ANNOUNCER] NOW BATTING, NUMBER SEVEN, MIGUEL AGILAR, SECOND BASE. 1515 01:36:02,958 --> 01:36:04,827 BALL. 1516 01:36:04,860 --> 01:36:06,194 THAT'S IT. WAY TO LOOK. 1517 01:36:06,228 --> 01:36:08,530 I KNOW HE'S SMALL, BILLY. PITCH IT LOWER. 1518 01:36:11,433 --> 01:36:12,433 BALL. 1519 01:36:16,939 --> 01:36:19,407 ALL RIGHT, MIGUEL. WAY TO GO. 1520 01:36:20,508 --> 01:36:22,177 BALL, INSIDE. 1521 01:36:22,210 --> 01:36:23,411 3-0. 1522 01:36:30,518 --> 01:36:32,420 BALL FOUR. TAKE YOUR BASE. 1523 01:36:33,521 --> 01:36:34,923 ALL RIGHT, MIGUEL! 1524 01:36:34,957 --> 01:36:38,493 ♪ [TURNER] YOU ALL RIGHT, BILLY? 1525 01:36:38,526 --> 01:36:42,430 [ANNOUNCER] NOW BATTING, NUMBER THREE, KELLY LEAK, CENTER FIELD. 1526 01:36:44,566 --> 01:36:45,567 BILLY. 1527 01:36:50,638 --> 01:36:52,908 HEY, TURNER! 1528 01:36:52,941 --> 01:36:56,611 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, WALKING A MAN WITH THE BASES LOADED? 1529 01:36:56,644 --> 01:36:58,446 YOU'RE PUTTING THE TYING RUN ON FIRST BASE, 1530 01:36:59,514 --> 01:37:02,117 YOU IMBECILE! 1531 01:37:02,150 --> 01:37:05,187 COULDN'T MANAGE A FOOD STORE. HE'S MANAGING A BASEBALL TEAM. LET'S GO. 1532 01:37:11,426 --> 01:37:13,328 [CROWD BOOING] 1533 01:37:41,556 --> 01:37:44,359 ♪ [MAN] WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU CAN'T PITCH TO HIM? 1534 01:37:57,005 --> 01:37:58,240 COME ON! 1535 01:38:06,448 --> 01:38:08,183 YOU'RE OUT! 1536 01:38:22,730 --> 01:38:25,167 ENGELBERG. REGI. 1537 01:38:25,200 --> 01:38:27,335 WHAT'S THIS? WE'RE CELEBRATING. 1538 01:38:27,369 --> 01:38:30,939 WHY ARE WE CELEBRATING? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE DAMN PROUD OF YOURSELVES. 1539 01:38:30,973 --> 01:38:33,675 - I'LL DRINK TO THAT. - ♪ SKOAL. 1540 01:38:33,708 --> 01:38:36,544 WOULD YOU COOL IT WITH THE BEER? I GOT A PHOTOGRAPHER HERE FROM THE♪ L.A. TIMES. 1541 01:38:36,578 --> 01:38:40,182 I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN CHAMPAGNE, BUT YOU DON'T PAY ME ENOUGH TO MANAGE THIS TEAM. 1542 01:38:40,215 --> 01:38:42,317 WHO DIDN'T GET A BEER? YOU'RE PAYING HIM? 1543 01:38:42,350 --> 01:38:44,719 NO, HE'S JOKING. DON'T DRINK THAT. 1544 01:38:44,752 --> 01:38:48,490 HEY, BUTTERMAKER, MAYBE NEXT SPRING, YOU'LL TEACH ME TO HIT. 1545 01:38:50,758 --> 01:38:52,427 YOU BET. 1546 01:39:13,548 --> 01:39:17,319 BUTTERMAKER, THIS IS YOUR SECOND-PLACE TROPHY. 1547 01:39:17,352 --> 01:39:19,988 CONGRATULATIONS. THANK YOU, SIR. 1548 01:39:20,022 --> 01:39:24,426 I KNOW WE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES, BUT AT LEAST WE SETTLED IT RIGHT HERE ON THE BALL FIELD. 1549 01:39:24,459 --> 01:39:27,595 MY BOYS WOULD LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOUR TEAM. 1550 01:39:27,629 --> 01:39:30,432 WE JUST WANNA SAY YOU GUYS PLAYED A GOOD GAME. 1551 01:39:30,465 --> 01:39:34,769 AND WE TREATED YOU PRETTY UNFAIR ALL SEASON. WE WANT TO APOLOGIZE. 1552 01:39:34,802 --> 01:39:37,339 WE STILL DON'T THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT GOOD A BASEBALL TEAM, 1553 01:39:37,372 --> 01:39:40,275 BUT YOU GOT GUTS, ALL OF YOU. 1554 01:39:43,478 --> 01:39:45,647 COME ON. LET'S GIVE THEM A CHEER. 1555 01:39:46,714 --> 01:39:48,683 READY? OKAY. 1556 01:39:48,716 --> 01:39:51,519 TWO! FOUR! SIX! EIGHT! WHO DO WE APPRECIATE? 1557 01:39:52,587 --> 01:39:55,257 BEARS! BEARS! YAY! 1558 01:39:59,527 --> 01:40:03,298 HEY, YANKEES! YOU CAN TAKE YOUR APOLOGY AND YOUR TROPHY... 1559 01:40:03,331 --> 01:40:06,134 AND SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS! 1560 01:40:08,503 --> 01:40:10,303 AND ANOTHER THING... JUST WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR. 1561 01:40:11,206 --> 01:40:12,206 ♪ YAY! YAY! 1562 01:40:15,143 --> 01:40:18,146 [CHORUS SINGING MARCH IN ITALIAN] 1563 01:41:54,509 --> 01:41:55,509 [ENDS] 112637

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