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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:51,000 ~Translated by Mssr. Best~ 2 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:51,241 - Good morning. - Good morning. 3 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,931 - Mr. Rosati? - Yes. - Tell me. 4 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,691 I earned a Master's abroad, two specializations in Italy. 5 00:02:56,800 --> 00:03:00,566 - And you want to work here? - Yes. I'm looking for a profitable job. 6 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:06,562 And as I'm getting married, a full-time contract. 7 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,882 Here's a nice opportunity: 8 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,367 5,000 euros a month, a company car, 9 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,847 insurance, a cell phone for 24 Hrs. 10 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:18,248 - You're kidding? - Yes, but you started it. 11 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:20,442 Miss, take this nutcase. 12 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:24,450 - You're the nutcase? - Yes. 13 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:28,128 Mr. Canfora, Staiands here. 14 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,846 - Wait ten seconds. - The usual. 15 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,803 Staiano, please sit down. You've had breakfast? 16 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:51,287 - Yes, thank you. - Fruitjuice? 17 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,209 - No. - Apple, banana, kiwi? 18 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:57,370 - No, no... _Now, to us. 19 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,290 How long have you been with us? 20 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,607 17 years. 21 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,449 We've come far together. 22 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,847 But, a time comes when a son 23 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:09,486 must leave his father's hand. 24 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:12,922 - You're firing me? - No, exploiting your potential. 25 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:16,283 I want you to ﬂy solo. 26 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,807 - I wanted to start a family. - I was thinking of them! 27 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,646 10.000 euros? After 17 years, 10.000 euros? 28 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:37,085 10.000 euros after 17 years, what for? 29 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:39,807 Thankyou. You're bastards, cowards! 30 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:42,651 I feel sick. 31 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,728 Fruit juice? 32 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:48,765 Fruit juice? He says fruit juice... 33 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,161 Dead Wood 34 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:11,127 Mr. Canfora, the director 35 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:13,720 - wants to see you immediately. - The director? Me? 36 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:14,682 Yes. 37 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:19,609 A promotion's coming. I can't take this anymore. 38 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:23,728 The body of Christ. 39 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:28,165 Don't crowd, don't push. 40 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:31,204 Respect for the body of Christ. 41 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:37,727 Ms. Caterina! She's good, but insatiable. 42 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,402 What is it? I'm officiating. 43 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,727 The children, it's an emergency, hurry. 44 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:47,084 - I'm sorry, please excuse me. - And with your spirit. 45 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:50,568 Sure, okay... wrap it up. 46 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:55,246 Testing one, two, three. 47 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:56,930 - Children... - Good grief! 48 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:01,811 Children, it's me, Father Germ ano. 49 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:06,448 - We don't have fathers! - Don't talk, read this. 50 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,483 - What is it? - Requests. 51 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,489 - Requests? - Yes. 52 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,806 -"New mattresses". -Sure. 53 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,651 "CrossBox". What's that? 54 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:20,287 You read it Xbox. It's a new toy. 55 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,890 Then write it correctly. 56 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,721 "New snacks", ours are no good? What's wrong with them? 57 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:29,287 - Father Graziano sends them. - He's a missionary in the Congo? 58 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:34,361 Right. Not even African kids will eat these snacks. 59 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,450 - Ottavia, you always exaggerate. - Yeah, sure... 60 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:42,168 Children, now I'll eat a snack to show how good they are. 61 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,407 Mmm, what a snack! 62 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:51,762 The hens get these or Ms. Caterina, she's insatiable. 63 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,722 - Come in, Canfora. - Good morning, Sir. 64 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:58,411 - Please sit down. - Thank you. 65 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,728 The company's dead eood's gone. 66 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:05,208 Excellent work. I've always liked you, 67 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,688 really, I admire you. And I envy you. 68 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,088 Young, dynamic, vigorous. 69 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:15,409 I imagine your life with all the beautiful girls. 70 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,000 I'm waiting to be lovestruck! 71 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,848 Let's talk seriously. Have you had breakfast? 72 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,247 Can I offer some kiwi juice? 73 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:28,609 How long have you been with us? 74 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:31,041 - Nine years. - Quite a longtime. 75 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:34,801 We've come far together. 76 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,571 But a time comes when a father... 77 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:44,008 -You're firing me ? - You're starting on the wrong foot. 78 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:48,603 No, not on the wrong foot, with a head butt. 79 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:53,442 You'll take me back, I know too much about the company! 80 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,006 I'll appeal, you hard-head! 81 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:25,922 St. Thomas... Tell me how I can buy the CrossBox? 82 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:30,090 I can't make anyone happy, 83 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:31,804 tell me what to do. 84 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:38,449 One sign. Give mejust one sign. 85 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:01,562 St. Thomas? 86 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,644 No, sorry, I didn't... 87 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,603 what is it? 88 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,844 My brother? 89 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:11,847 - You're all good looking. - Thanks. 90 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:15,009 But you don't use words right. That's the problem, 91 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,726 that's the trick. What do you do? 92 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:21,845 - I sell tissues at traffic lights. - A glaring error, don't say that. 93 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:25,362 Say: "I sell nasal hygiene products person-to-person", 94 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:28,165 it sounds better. 95 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:30,203 - It sounds great. - You're my friend. 96 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,209 Thank you. 97 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,129 What do you do? 98 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,048 I'm not pimp, 99 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:43,007 I sell curbside services for motorists' weiibeing. 100 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,805 Hear that? 101 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,400 - You're a great talent. - Thank you, teacher. 102 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,480 Fulvio Canfora, they've come for you. 103 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:55,682 - Who? - Your brother and sister. 104 00:09:56,600 --> 00:10:00,525 - I haven't seen them in years. - That's what they said. 105 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,651 Your arrest was almost a good thing. 106 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,603 At least we're together again. 107 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,929 In all these years you never came to visit. 108 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:19,651 Cheer up, three months will go by fast. 109 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:22,684 Under Germands tutelage? Jail's better! 110 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:24,643 Young man! 111 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:28,926 No, not you, please sit down. 112 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:33,968 Young man, let's get one thing straight. 113 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,845 We're not on vacation, you're under my tutelage, 114 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,406 so shape up. 115 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,407 Father. 116 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:45,443 - Can he sit next to you? - Certainly. 117 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:47,847 - He gets a little carsick. - Thanks a lot. 118 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:49,803 Thank you. 119 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:52,969 Be good, be good, little boy. 120 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,724 No, kid, don't look at me. 121 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:00,491 If you do, it's worse. 122 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:04,571 Look straight ahead, move your eyes, look at the view. 123 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:09,804 Don't look at me, look there, glance around. 124 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,248 Look, look, look! 125 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:15,330 A fawn! A little fawn... 126 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:20,810 A fawn... look, another one! Two fawns! 127 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:23,481 No, little boy, no! 128 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,961 That's Lower Citadel up on the hill, 129 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:31,402 and Upper Citadel is in the valley. 130 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,483 I'm so sorry, I'm mortified, 131 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,887 he's even got a motion-sickness patch. 132 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,925 Next time put it on his mouth. 133 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,883 - Okay. - Go. 134 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:55,527 Don't worry, you'll like it here. 135 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:59,087 Since we moved here, our marriage is much better. 136 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:01,567 Vittorio's much more bubbly. 137 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:07,410 - Hi, Fulvio. - He must have gone ﬂat during the trip. 138 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,568 Hello my love, was it a good trip? 139 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:13,605 - I brought your shawl. - Did those curves bother you? 140 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,961 - No. - They bother me. 141 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,962 Fulvio, let's start walking towards the institute. 142 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,043 Let's go, c'mon. 143 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,643 A slight slope, then a gentle rise. 144 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,811 This was Father Callisto's room, 145 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:14,847 now it's yours. There's a wardrobe here with left-over clothes. 146 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,328 As you see, there's every comfort. It's got everything. 147 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:23,082 - Even mildew. - That's not mildew, just some dampness. 148 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:26,886 Some? Fish rent this place for a vacation. 149 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:31,847 Hurry up, your brother's delaying dinner for you. 150 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,410 Get moving. 151 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:39,649 Let us pray. Lord, bless this food and protect those who cannot partake. 152 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,649 Amen. 153 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,690 The parable? 154 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:46,770 Good, Giulia. 155 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:49,565 Put it down. Down. 156 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,530 It's tradition 157 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:56,440 for guests at this table to tell the children a parable. 158 00:13:56,560 --> 00:14:00,406 But the pasta will cool. 159 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:03,683 - No, it won't cool. - C'mon, Fulvio. 160 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:09,444 Why's he laughing? He never does. 161 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:13,326 - I like the parable about Moses. - You want it from me now? 162 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:16,489 - Yes. - Yeah... - What do I say? 163 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:20,321 He went there, parted the waters... 164 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,044 No waters. 165 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,242 -Whoare we talking about? - Sinai. 166 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:27,648 He wote"Sinai"? - It's a song? 167 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,604 - What's so funny? - Mount Sinai, the Tablets. 168 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:34,725 - We were talking about Moses. - Well... 169 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,081 Moses woke up thinking: 170 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:40,568 "I must fix up those tablets, I always say I will..." 171 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,682 - "But I never do it". - "But I never do it". 172 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:46,930 Moses was resolute, when he thought something, he did it, 173 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,327 like his family always said: 174 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:52,364 "Mooseees all things soolveees!" 175 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:56,644 Moses took all the tablets and went up the mountain alone. 176 00:14:56,760 --> 00:15:00,924 He was intelligent and productive, so, what did he do? 177 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:03,884 He put them all together, one by one. 178 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:08,845 He was amazed: 'What did I do?", said Moses. 179 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:14,046 And he stood with tablets, waiting. 180 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:18,882 The Ten Commandments. The First Commandment was... 181 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,446 "Download an app". 182 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:28,363 Now we can eat. 183 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:31,723 Fulvio, you don't understand the rules here, it's a bad start. 184 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,320 Very, very bad. 185 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:41,488 - Now we caneat. - Let's eat! 186 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,841 Clean your plates. 187 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:55,688 Wfhy did they wash my suit and tie? They're nuts. 188 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,886 - Hi, Fulvio. - Hi... 189 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,685 - Are you a mechanic? - You better believe it! 190 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:06,885 - Children, breakfast is ready! - Coming! 191 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,849 Bye, Chiara! 192 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,162 Don't just stand there, help me. 193 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,331 - Are you talking to me? -Aren't you Fulvio, 194 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,410 Father Germano's brother? Help me. 195 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,450 Where did "please" go? 196 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:53,724 Ottavia always moves my vases, the aster is near you. 197 00:16:55,880 --> 00:17:00,169 - Where should it be? - In a white vase. 198 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,328 White? 199 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,448 Maybe I know where it is. 200 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,883 - Here. - Thankyou. 201 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,770 - No, it's not the aster. - What? 202 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:37,965 It was at the end, I took the... 'laster' of all. 203 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,163 - The 'laster' of all? - I was confused? 204 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,169 It's the second-Master? 205 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,889 Sorry, I don't understand plants and ﬂowers. 206 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,968 I'm in a totally different field, marketing. 207 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:54,483 I work in a company at a high level, 208 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,809 with big names, like... Virgilio Paioni... 209 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,651 maybe you don't know him, but he's really big. 210 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,240 I won a prize as the Year's Best Salesman. 211 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,966 I sold a lady a cuckoo clock. 212 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,809 Is that difficult? 213 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:12,448 No, but I sold her a half a kilo of birdseed for the bird too. 214 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,245 Chiara. Canfora, Fulvio. 215 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,409 She's Ottawa's granddaughter, 216 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:30,171 the Lord took her sight as a child, 217 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:34,683 but gave her lots more. She's intelligent, sensitive, clever, 218 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,962 and all the children are in her care. 219 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:41,051 Also because Ottawa's getting elderly. 220 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,447 She has a certain sensitivity... really beautiful. 221 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:46,882 Her mouth's intelligent, her... skin, she's got... 222 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,766 No, l forbid you to think of her like that. 223 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,929 Of Ottavia, you said it yourself, she's elderly. 224 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:58,011 Sure, okay, Ottavia... C'mon, help me. 225 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,729 Germano! 226 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,124 This is Dad's motorcycle? 227 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,368 - Yes. - The one he gave to us? 228 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,927 No, to me. 229 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,327 The summer I moved to the seminary. 230 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,681 Our last summer together, remember? 231 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,609 On vacation in Calabria, right? 232 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,849 Remember those two girls? 233 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:28,488 One drove you crazy, she had two bell towers... 234 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,686 Sorry, just to help you remember... 235 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:39,605 - Petra. Her name was Petra. - You remember! 236 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,803 Not bell towers, they were two big domes. 237 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,651 In fact, Petra, from the Latin for "stone" 238 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,923 Remember what you called her? The Dome! 239 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,763 Careful, careful! C'mon. 240 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,883 - I thought you wanted to reminisce. -A little respect, look at me. 241 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,721 Help me with the other crates. 242 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:06,686 You should be happy, it was your dream to have a place all your own 243 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:11,522 to assist children, it's a nice thing. 244 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,047 I can't sleep at night. 245 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:23,881 If they close us, the children will go to other institutes. 246 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:28,767 - They say a depression's on. - Even for you priests? 247 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,121 Don't you get tax contributions? 248 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,609 Tax contributions... it's taxing enough making ends meet. 249 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:39,562 Can't you see the church? It's falling to pieces, 250 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,047 I'm in debt with the whole town. 251 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:45,250 The truth is it would take a miracle. 252 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,284 That's what would save us. 253 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,649 - Hello. - Hello. 254 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,890 - Do you have Internet? - We have Nocino. 255 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:52,606 No, Internet, a PC. 256 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:56,088 - Can I help you? - Do you have Internet? 257 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,009 Alfredo, pour him an Internet. 258 00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:01,203 - Figaro, handle this. - What is it? 259 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:04,848 Hello. This needs a connection, nothing posh. 260 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,361 Brioche? Come early, 261 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:11,610 - that's when they're fresh. - Computers. 262 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,484 - Ters? - Whatsapp? 263 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,125 Ketchup. 264 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,049 A ketchup. 265 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,930 This is discouraging. 266 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:26,127 Legend has it that when Don Peppino Prisco's son 267 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:30,450 got his alimentary school certificate, 268 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,484 he printed his essay on a computer. 269 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,530 So, let's go get it. 270 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,531 Let's go! To the computer! 271 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,881 - The Mass is over... - No. 272 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,207 No? 273 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:11,089 I said no, because no one's yet... 274 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:15,171 - What? - I follow you, you know that... 275 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:18,921 But you didn't do it all, you made a mistake. 276 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,126 That nice thing you do so well is missing... 277 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:27,808 No, that nice thing you do... 278 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,930 when you say: "take and eat"... 279 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,689 Did he do it, ma'am? 280 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,246 He didn't. No Communion. 281 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:40,046 Ms. Caterina, you shake your head? We have a problem. 282 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,122 You'd lie to get seconds at Communion. 283 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,811 - What were we saying? - The Mass is over. 284 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,285 The Mass... 285 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:52,769 But... You didn't do that other thing: 286 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,241 "offer each other peace". 287 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:59,081 Ms m 288 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,491 There was no kiss... was there? 289 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,287 No? Ms. Virginia... 290 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:09,121 You, a woman with a year attendance record... 291 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,969 I'm very disappointed. 292 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:15,005 She disappointed me too. I know her... 293 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:18,283 we don't really know one another, but you're doing things that... 294 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:24,328 - The Mass is over... - But the altar boys must sing! 295 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,091 You're right about that, I'd rather they don't, 296 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:31,000 I think it's out of place, therefore... 297 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:36,763 You are my life, I have no other. No other life! 298 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,962 Sorry, could you light a candle? 299 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,766 No, no change. Thank you. 300 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:48,851 I fear not if you are with me. You're with me! 301 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:04,722 The Mass is over... 302 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,491 He's crying! He's crying! 303 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:11,082 He's crying! Miracle! 304 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,724 Miracle! 305 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:28,687 Who's crying? Let's not disturb the saints. 306 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,167 Who's crying? Who... 307 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,444 Let us pray. 308 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,811 BARBER ST. THOMAS 309 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,970 TEARS OF ST. THOMAS 310 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,325 LOWER CITADEL THE CITY OF NOCINO 311 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,283 THE CITY OF ST. THOMAS 312 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,926 PILGRIMAGE SELL-OUT TO LOWER CITADEL 313 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:55,167 - Where does this go? - Upstairs. Ottavia, take them up. 314 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,408 - Come with me. - Your beds are here. 315 00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:01,650 - So we'll record this? - Good, you can watch it later. 316 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,401 Do some painting. 317 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,324 - What are you doing? - Giving him a second coat. 318 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:17,047 - Why yellow? - Think gray's better? 319 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:19,686 This way. 320 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:27,929 Young man! 321 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,123 We're sure all this is a donation? 322 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,369 - It's Christian charity. - And we don't pay? 323 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,005 No. 324 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,330 Fulvio, come down and help me. 325 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,323 This way tightens. Like this loosens, 326 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,124 this tightens, this loosens. 327 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,811 Especially for brakes, it takes the 'touch'. 328 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,685 - It takes the 'touch'. - What's it take? - The 'touch'. 329 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,770 Good, Mariolino. Keep going. 330 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,646 Tickets for the Mass! 331 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,808 Any more front row seats? 332 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:08,970 Just side aisles. 75, first on the right. 333 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:12,607 Don't worry, don't get over-excited. 334 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,610 That way. Tickets! 335 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:22,287 That way, hurry, don't block traffic. 336 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,250 Fast! Your ticket, thank you. 337 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:26,601 - Seat 4, row 2, go. - "Three". 338 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,645 Not "three", "four". 339 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,525 Go, don't make me yell in church! 340 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,530 Dear brothers and sisters, 341 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:41,122 today is a great day for our community. 342 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:48,124 I'd like to begin with simple words. Thank you, St. Thomas. 343 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,931 And thank you to Noviello Furnishers, 344 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:54,089 our sponsor who always gives so much emotion. 345 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,363 -A reminder of their special offer? - No. 346 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,245 Too bad, it's a night stand with lamp, 347 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,488 an exceptional offer. 348 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,762 Germano and I canassure you. - No, I'm no part og this. 349 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,804 Noviello Decor... Furnishings Galore. 350 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:12,005 - Thank you, now please... - No rhyme, but you buy on time. 351 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:16,250 Let's have a big hand for Germano, he'sthe best. 352 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,887 No, no, please... 353 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:27,121 I didn't do a thing, I didn't do a thing. 354 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,169 That's enough! Stop it! 355 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,882 - Germano our Hero! - Please. 356 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,968 We'll now sit and ask for forgiveness. 357 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,571 Take your pictures here! Take your pictures here! 358 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,367 No pushing. 359 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:03,609 First of all, respect the line. 360 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,291 Hey, kid, go! 361 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:11,170 - You, turn on your hazard lights! - Take your pictures here! 362 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,648 Take your pictures here! 363 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,210 - Vittorio, where are you going? - Wait here, my love. 364 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,081 Hello, 365 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,931 this is an offering for a job for my grandson, 366 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:30,887 he's out of work, poor thing. And... here's another offering. 367 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,841 This one is for the Soccer Championship for Naples. 368 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,848 I'll talk to St. Thomas and St. Soccer too. 369 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,962 Thank you. 370 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,964 I want to be a father. 371 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,606 So? Am I a gynecologist? 372 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,722 - No, St. Thomas. St. Thomasis a gynecologist? 373 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:52,285 A miracle. 374 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,449 - 10 euros to be a father? - 15? 375 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,403 20 and it can be twins. 376 00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,727 20? 377 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,123 Okay, 20. 378 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,568 Hi, I'm here with my brother. 379 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,331 I thought he was your snack buddy. 380 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,442 He's my little brother. 381 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,803 He wants to get into show business. 382 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,764 - The kid's got what it takes. - I see that. 383 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,770 Look, look here. 384 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,731 - So,what can he be? - I don't know, 385 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,640 but with another turn... he can be a kebab. 386 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,889 - So, we wait. - For him to cook. May the Holy Snack be with you. 387 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,810 - Hurray for St.Thomas! -Always. 388 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,524 Hurray! 389 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,080 What a truck! I got rammed. 390 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:08,647 - Take your pictures here! -Don't yell. 391 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,882 I've got a blue one too. 392 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,440 - Nice, everone's in the square. - Hi, Fulvio. 393 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,927 - Wfhy not get some candy? - I don't want any. 394 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,281 He's just trying to be alone with Chiara. 395 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,971 Go, tubby, go... 396 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,846 Your girlfriend's there too, a partner in 'grime'. 397 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:36,443 - It's nice to see you. - Thanks, but all these voices around me are new. 398 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,688 They're new for the whole town. 399 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,207 Help her, c'mon. 400 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:51,041 Not now. What do you say? 401 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:55,563 - Need a café? -The boulangerie. 402 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,331 - Le sandwich. - Sandwiches! 403 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:02,126 - Hungry at 10 a.m.? - Pardon? 404 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,767 Follow your nos-é, it's right down ther-é. 405 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:10,124 Not the first-e, not the second-e, not the third-e. There's polio-e. 406 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,765 - Franco. - Franchino. 407 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,530 Francois. 408 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,246 He's got a baton, got a palet, he'll get ya a baguette. 409 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,328 La baguette! 410 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:23,606 Talk food, she picks up fast. She seems dens-e, but food's her way. 411 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,689 You come with me. 412 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,289 He sent us away because he wants to eat Chiara. 413 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,483 - Eat? - He wants to kiss her. 414 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,683 When a boy kisses a girl it's like he eats her 415 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,962 - because he kisses her mouth. - You better believe it. 416 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:44,246 I confirm. - Hey, aren't those guys from Upper Citadel? 417 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:48,121 Yeah, they're spying, I'll fix 'em, come on. 418 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,001 Let us by! Keep moving! All thesepeople... 419 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,691 It's a slap in the face to Upper Citadel. 420 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:02,327 All this stuff, hats, scarves, gloves. 421 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,807 Did St. Thomas die of cold? 422 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,526 Peach pit. 423 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:12,961 - How do I look? - Take that stuff off! 424 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,844 Want to aid the competition? 425 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,361 - See? - See, what? 426 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,404 Something has to come to our heads. 427 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:24,051 - Did domething come? -A stone. 428 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:40,963 What are they selling here? 429 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:45,290 Various things, no trinkets, no knickknacks. 430 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,971 All things that don't exploit the Saint. 431 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:52,369 The autographed images of St. Thomas are selling like hotcakes. 432 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,045 - Autographed? - Yes, his idea. 433 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:59,801 - In faith, St. Thomas. - What? "In faith"? 434 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,082 Meaning the faithful... 435 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,804 Fulvio, you can explain later. 436 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:09,521 You make me look bad. Don't you understand gestures? 437 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,721 What a bore! 438 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,923 - Phone cards! - What is this thing? 439 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:20,648 This is a phone card for when the Lord calls. 440 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,808 - Two, please. - We're organized. 441 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:26,208 - Thank you. - Hallelujah, on high. 442 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,971 Hallelujah. Jah, Jah on high, hallelujah! 443 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:36,124 Father Germano! Father Germano! 444 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,562 - Who is it? -what? 445 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:41,889 Your sister argued again with her husband. 446 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,889 She won't leave the bathroom. 447 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,650 I'm coming. 448 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,681 - Help me! - How can I? 449 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,849 You and my sister don't get along, you're totally different. 450 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,566 But she swore eternal love. 451 00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,048 It's just words, what did you swear before God? 452 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,845 "I'll love her for better or for worse". 453 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:06,567 Isn't that a fib? When did you ever have a 'better'? 454 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,842 You've never worked, you've always been razzed. 455 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,089 - Always, always, always. - You have a fragile physique. 456 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:15,522 Adele doesn't want me, she says I'm a bit lifeless. 457 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:19,884 A bit lifeless? Vlfhen you pass on, they'll write: 458 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,447 "Vittorio lacoponi has died again." 459 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,611 And don't cry, you look bad in my sister's eyes. 460 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,722 - Be a man. - I just can't. 461 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,808 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 462 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,527 Fulvio says Adele and I should separate. 463 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,722 - What? - Just an idea. 464 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,286 Vittorio, look at me. 465 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,210 You and Adele made an oath before God. 466 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:48,644 - He says the oath has no value. - You're a liar! 467 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:52,330 Stop it! Stop arguing, I can't understand a thing. 468 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,842 Let Vittorio talk. Spit it out. 469 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:02,241 Good, these are the words... 470 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,123 You look at me? No, hear the man himself. 471 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:11,646 I'll do the talking. Vittorio, would you please say that again? 472 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:19,201 I'm sorry, "no daruth" sorry. 473 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:23,491 The pain, I clearly feel the pain, on my skin. 474 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,807 It's the text I can't... 475 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,490 - Know the truth... - Oh! 476 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:31,366 Adele doesn't want me because I'm sterile. 477 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,323 That too! 478 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,723 We all have our ﬂaws. 479 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:41,765 - One though, one! - Don't look at him, look at me. 480 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:45,168 It's the Lord who gives us life. He offered you other things, 481 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,966 - joy, congeniality, love of life. - You could have taken at least one. 482 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:53,005 Don't look at him, look at me. I'll talk to Adele myself. 483 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,964 Talk to her. Talk to her. 484 00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,651 The pain, the pain, the pain. Your nails. 485 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:03,048 I'll go, you know her, she's impulsive, instinctive. 486 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:07,085 - You come with me. - Talk to her, talk to her. 487 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,726 Are you nuts? 488 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:13,128 Talk to her! Talk to her! 489 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,125 You can't stay locked in there forever. 490 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,049 I'm never coming out, okay? 491 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,367 She won't come out. 492 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:25,970 Leave thisto me. 493 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,607 Adele, open up, it's Germano. 494 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,564 - Get Vittorio, they're coming out. - I'll get Vittorio. 495 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:56,245 Did he talk to her? 496 00:38:56,360 --> 00:39:03,721 Here's our Adele. She's fine now, she understands. She understands. 497 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,167 - Sorry, Vittorio. - My love... 498 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,766 Just relax, don't worry, it was nothing. 499 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,286 - Let's go home? - Yes. 500 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:27,001 Mariolino, come here. D+. 501 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:30,646 Although both were sons of carpenters, 502 00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,445 Jesus and Pinocchio weren't brothers. 503 00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:38,487 - Is that confirmed? - Absolutely confirmed for the moment but maybe... 504 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,764 Tommasino, come here, good, B+. 505 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:46,521 - COme and get your homework. - way to go! 506 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:50,201 Let's restrain our enthusiasm. 507 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:54,166 Sandfino. Come here, come here. 508 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,971 Look. 509 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,846 Sandrino, you could do well, but you don't. 510 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,088 - May I say something? - Sure. 511 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:09,889 It's true, I copied, I copied every word. Every word from him. 512 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,769 Every word, every word. 513 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:15,805 So how did he get B+ and I got D-? 514 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,890 - Tell me that. - Because you copied even the name. 515 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,844 - My name. - No, his name. 516 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,883 Sit down. 517 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:28,725 In your face! 518 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,764 What's all this? Who taught you that? 519 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:35,202 He did, Fulvio, and he also taught us: 520 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:38,244 C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, we like it! 521 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:42,682 Stop, stop! That's enough, sit down. 522 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,041 He taught us before you came. 523 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,448 You're all penalized. The Old Testament. 524 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:52,360 - No! - Yes! The Oldest Testament. 525 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:55,723 starting from scratch. Young man! 526 00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:58,127 I'm off to get the Oldest Testament. 527 00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:02,131 - You're responsible. - I'm a janitor? 528 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,565 Kids, I've said a million times, when there's a penalty, 529 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,081 there's a penalty. 530 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,884 - Hi, everybody. - Chiara. 531 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,480 It's a beautiful sunny day, let's go play? 532 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,046 Father Germano said we're penalized. 533 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,731 Meaning, I'll teach you a game with penalties: 534 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,241 football. Put the ball like this, 535 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,284 then kick it hard 536 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:36,041 because the field is very long, 120 yards. 537 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,128 - What? - I dunno. 538 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,690 Once beyond that line, we can say we have a touchdown. 539 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:46,407 -What? - Igot nothin' before, now niether. 540 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:48,528 - Who's the first kicker? - Me. 541 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,449 - Ler's play football! 542 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,449 - There'll be laughter! 543 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,130 - All together! 544 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:57,687 - A game that is special! 545 00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,325 Go. 546 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,843 - That's howto win easy! 547 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:09,087 - Fulvio got hurt. - He got hurt? 548 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,967 - What is it, bleach? - No, it's jasmine. 549 00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:25,481 I smelled something before... was it vinegar? 550 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:30,242 - No, it was lavender. - You can't even get one smell right. 551 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:34,922 - How are you? - My headache's going. 552 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,487 It's going, it was the fall. 553 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:42,324 - I need some air. - Great idea, Chiara, you go with him. 554 00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:45,330 Yeah, c'm on, Chiara, go with him. Alright. 555 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:49,331 Okay, but don't yell. 556 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,526 My headache's coming back. 557 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:30,047 I can still smell the odor of the cart and the wheat. 558 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:33,084 No, it was hay. 559 00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:44,249 Bread. It's the odor of the nicest things, 560 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,806 of purity, smell it? 561 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:02,842 - I smell a stench. - Yes, me too. 562 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,564 - Where's it coming from? - From there. 563 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,162 Wow, what a smell. 564 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,607 Join me, join me. 565 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:23,044 This... with a little honey on it, 566 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,924 - is to die for. - And if we eat it,we will. 567 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,731 I know, you did it for me. 568 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:43,402 After all, I'd asked for a sign and you gave me one. 569 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:45,010 Thank you. 570 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:51,285 It's just that now I... I'm disoriented, I don't understand, 571 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:55,962 and all this marketing in your name, with your likeness. 572 00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:02,407 Could you maybe... give me another sign 573 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,329 so I can understand the first? 574 00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:14,929 Sorry, man-on-the-ladder, what's all this stuff? 575 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:16,846 WOODWORM-PROOF CROSSES 576 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,281 - It was your brother. - It works. 577 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:24,480 - I found the socket. - Excuse me, who are you? Present yourself. 578 00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,570 I'm from the Noviello company. Who are you? 579 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,161 No, no, no! 580 00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:38,681 I'm ashamed, the church is a place of prayer. 581 00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,007 People don't come to pray, they come to buy. 582 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,930 No money, you complained, now with money, you complain. 583 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,407 I don't want this money, can you understand? 584 00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:49,251 - Why are you yelling? - It's him. 585 00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:52,284 No, children, I'm not yelling. Go do your homework. 586 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:56,291 - And you, put that snack down. -But I'm hungry I ate 10 minutes ago. 587 00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,930 Put that snack down. 588 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:04,606 Fulvio, do you like my bathing suit for the beach tomorrow? 589 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:07,326 - Very pretty. - What beach? 590 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,808 What bathing suit? Aside the cold, 591 00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:14,242 tomorrow there's the long-awaited pilgrimage 592 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:19,048 to the mountain sanctuary of the Divine Providence. it's a wow... 593 00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:22,323 No, we're going to the beach. 594 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:26,930 I didn't tell you, but we organized for the beach tomorrow. 595 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,691 Here it comes... 596 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:33,043 You organized for the beach... is this a joke? 597 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:37,848 Go study and tomorrow we're off to the sanctuary. 598 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:40,481 - You're a meanie! - Yeah! 599 00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:43,163 Germano's a meanie, you're good. 600 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:46,090 Let's go, come with me children. 601 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,567 - Meany! - Quiet. 602 00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,369 Meany! 603 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,848 I think the time has come for you to leave. 604 00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,167 i already have enough children to tend to. 605 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,408 I don't need another one. 606 00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:12,767 No reply from TDM. 607 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,884 - It must be Vittorio. - And if it's Fulvio and Germano? They hate me. 608 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,446 Where are you going? 609 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,160 - I was out there for half an hour. -Sorry. 610 00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,011 - Sorry... - Let's go for a walk? 611 00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,566 No, I just walked five kilometers. 612 00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:42,323 I argued with Germano. He's so dismal... 613 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:47,203 - The fact is, he's just... - What happened? 614 00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:53,930 Whatever the problem, he always has this air... 615 00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:02,088 Get me some tanning lotion. 616 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:05,249 - What for? - I'm under a sunlamp. 617 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,091 - Sorrt. - Let me talk. 618 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:11,443 - Sit down. - Adele, one thing I don't get. 619 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:18,046 - Vittorio's not here? - He goes to church at this time. 620 00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:19,889 - What does he do? - Nothing 621 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,209 - And what work do you do? - Nothing, he's against it. 622 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:26,802 Because he decides, he's the man of the house. 623 00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:28,571 And how do you get by? 624 00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:32,446 Vittorio got an inheritance a few years ago. 625 00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:35,086 - My shoelaces... - No, I'll do it. 626 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:38,522 You never could tie your own shoes, rem ember? 627 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:39,801 There we go. 628 00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:46,691 - Adele... - Fulvio? 629 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,804 How ofien have I said not to smoke? 630 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:53,641 You'll ruin yourself, you have such nice white teeth, why smoke? 631 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,001 You're right, sorry. 632 00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,968 - That guy again? - What could I do? 633 00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:14,560 I hadn't seen him for two years, he was on tour nearby. 634 00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,091 Hey, man! 635 00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,123 Come out, c'mon. 636 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:29,604 - I realize that... Been found out? - I guess. 637 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,401 - Get roughed up? - It might happen. 638 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,806 Bruises? Arguing... 639 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:43,531 When feelings are the source, there's no remorse. 640 00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:46,804 May I? 641 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,443 This is well-deserved. 642 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:52,769 What? On the table? 643 00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:54,086 Performance. 644 00:49:56,040 --> 00:50:00,045 You came my way, and only my way 645 00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,730 you get vibes, Adele. 646 00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,650 I came your way, and only your way 647 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,444 I get vibes, Adele. 648 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,847 Don't listen if they call me a punk, 649 00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,088 it's envy, they can't see I'm a hunk. 650 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:15,125 Want to smash this dream? Adele you're my theme. 651 00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:19,370 A counting-rhyme will do, you're it, you're it. 652 00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:22,643 Doll, don't be blue, I'm the man for you! 653 00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:39,442 I'm actually re-evaluating my brother-in-law. 654 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,562 If I may. 655 00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,286 You're it, you're it, you're it. 656 00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:59,527 - Fulvio, get in. - Leave me alone. 657 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,166 Get in, I'm your guardian. 658 00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:04,567 - Leave me alone. - Get in. 659 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,808 Get in right now! 660 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,965 Get in. 661 00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,688 Who's Canfora? 662 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:27,484 - Just one, who's Fulvio? - Me. 663 00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:30,251 Come with me, you wait here. 664 00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,931 Are you nervous? Him too. 665 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:35,168 Come with me. Does it hurt? 666 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:03,842 No, no, don't look at me. 667 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:07,169 Stay calm, stay calm... Please. Excuse me, kid... 668 00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:09,726 Don't look at me. Don't look at me. 669 00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,286 Stay calm 670 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:17,247 I'll do this. Wfait, stay calm, stay calm. 671 00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:20,364 Don't look at me, we've been through this before. 672 00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:22,244 Don't look at me, look around. 673 00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:26,081 Look at the fawn, don't look at me, look at the fawn. 674 00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:30,125 See the fawn, it was rare in the forest... 675 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,604 A fawn in the hospital, see the fawn in the hospital. 676 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,765 You were lucky, it could have been much worse. 677 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:43,362 Sure, the boy could have been incontinent. 678 00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:47,371 - I meant your leg. -Yes. Thank you. 679 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,726 Go along. 680 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:52,604 Goodbye. 681 00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,202 Father Germano, we're sorry. 682 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,045 Come here. 683 00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:20,170 I'd say it's going to be sunny tomorrow. Nice and warm, very warm. 684 00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:45,242 - Penalty! - Why the penalty? 685 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,685 it's a penalty, that's that! Let him be, it's the way he is. 686 00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:54,407 I'll kick it. The one who can, kicks it. 687 00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,806 - Goal! -C'mon, kick. 688 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:11,521 In your face! 689 00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,041 - You too? - When you gotta, you gotta. 690 00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,204 Vittorio, be serious... 691 00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,971 - I don't even want to play. - You didn't, 692 00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:22,209 you stood on the goal line with that tongue... you looked like a lizard. 693 00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:25,606 C'mon, let's play, c'mon! 694 00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:43,243 Goal! 695 00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:47,246 Paint it with glue. 696 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:03,207 So children, always remember, the last shall be first. 697 00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:07,803 Therefore, even losers should be treated like winners. 698 00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:11,766 Let's give Fulvio, the loser, a seat. He must be exhausted. 699 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:14,770 I'm not tired. What's so funny? 700 00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:18,362 There, sit there, because you lost. 701 00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,769 Let's go swimming. 702 00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:26,007 Let's go swimming. 703 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:31,400 Don't get them wet, they'll get pneumonia. 704 00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:34,649 Why don't you come too? 705 00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,722 But I'll get wet. 706 00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:40,844 Go on, I like it! 707 00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:58,806 What are you doing? Going swimming with a chair? 708 00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:03,130 Because the sea is mirror-smooth, I thought I'd sit in it and reﬂect. 709 00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:13,127 Dig, fast. 710 00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:16,047 Call Vittorio. 711 00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:21,087 Come here! 712 00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:23,961 No, thanks, I'd rather stay here and read. 713 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:28,290 - But the children would like it. - C'mon, Vittorio, make them happy. 714 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:30,084 Just one minute, c'mon. 715 00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:43,331 I didn't want to get buried in the sand. 716 00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:56,726 - A wasp, a wasp! - Where is it? 717 00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:00,850 Wasp? I'm scared of wasps! 718 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:04,442 Give me a shovel, I'll kill it! 719 00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:08,561 Quiet, don't shout, where is it? 720 00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:11,411 - It's here. - Now I'll kill it! 721 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:28,449 - What happened to him? - Nothing, a little sunstroke. 722 00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:34,968 - Yes, there was a lot of sun. - Indeed, the sun really beat down! 723 00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:39,685 Quiet, the kids are sleeping. 724 00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:47,684 Am I disturbing you? 725 00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:54,967 No, no, quite the opposite. You can help me see outside the window. 726 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:59,049 - Where are we? - We're on theAmalfi Coast. 727 00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:02,482 The Amalﬂ Coast is beautiful. 728 00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:06,844 My my 729 00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:09,008 I remember you could see the sea. 730 00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:13,125 And you could see Fornillo Beach. 731 00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:15,607 There was a Saracen tower. 732 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:23,802 Vlfho knows all the beautiful things I'm missing. 733 00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,364 You're not missing anything, 734 00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:33,689 the Saracen tower is gone. 735 00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:38,925 Really. 736 00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:43,771 A huge wave washed it away completely. 737 00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,363 And the sea salt eroded it. 738 00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:51,127 The beach that was there is gone. 739 00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:55,040 There's an oil refinery, one that's gray and ugly. 740 00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,483 Not even seagulls come anymore, it's so sad. 741 00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:01,887 Can I tell you something? 742 00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,920 This view is really awful. 743 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:30,927 There they are, there they are. 744 00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,762 I can't see from here, give me your spot. 745 00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:48,564 I reserved it. 746 00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:00,403 - What's that? A cat? - No. It's a fat cow. 747 01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:05,082 No, I mean, holy cow, these squirrels are everywhere. 748 01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:09,526 They eat the leaves of the plants, 749 01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,165 of the begonias, the dahlias. 750 01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:14,727 Right, they even eat name cards. 751 01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:17,286 It was to help me remember. 752 01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:21,041 By now you know plants better than people. 753 01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:25,131 In fact, I don't know your features. Let me look at you. 754 01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:33,128 - This is my nose. - An important nose. 755 01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,447 Yes, but it's stayed humble, it's not a snobbish, 756 01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:38,803 up-turned nose, it's a working-class nose. 757 01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:40,922 These are my eyes. 758 01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:44,171 - Blue. - Blue? 759 01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:46,170 Both of them. 760 01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:51,046 Slide down my nose, you'll find my mouth. 761 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,329 Good night. 762 01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:22,325 Please, Ms. Maria, let's put an end to useless gossip. 763 01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:35,121 - You must take my confession. -As a woman or as a sister? 764 01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:39,684 - Or as a devotee? - Devotee, that word there. 765 01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:43,491 Alright. Wfhat were you up to this time? 766 01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:48,401 I don't know how to explain it, something has happened. 767 01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:54,289 A fire started burning inside and I couldn't say no. 768 01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:56,568 I'm pregnant. 769 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,806 My brothers and sisters, St. Thomas taught us it's not 770 01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:25,369 easy to have faith. He too wanted to touch the wound on His side. 771 01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:29,565 That's why he sent us a sign. 772 01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:35,247 And here it is, our sign, our wounded side. 773 01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:38,443 My sister Adele and her husband Vittorio. 774 01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:41,769 They had one chance in a million, 775 01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:45,930 0.001% to have a baby, 776 01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:50,250 and St. Thomas granted her grace. 777 01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:53,648 And so, just for today, but only today, 778 01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:57,810 let us give vent to a song of rejoice. Music. 779 01:02:58,600 --> 01:02:59,931 One, two, three... 780 01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,930 Oh Mama, Mama, Mama, 781 01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:06,089 the reason... for... the thumping of my coeur 782 01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:09,568 is 'cause I've seen St. Thomas, is 'cause I've seen St. Thomas, 783 01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:12,889 hey, Mama, a miracle for sure! 784 01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:15,488 A miracle! 785 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:25,608 My friends, next week we'll celebrate our patron St. Thomas. 786 01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:28,371 Never before like this year, 787 01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:31,131 must we organize a memorable feast. 788 01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:33,561 Upper Citadel will try to eclipse us 789 01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:36,650 by firing double our fireworks. 790 01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:40,242 - Every year they challenge us. - Ottavia, rattle off our data. 791 01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:45,366 Roof refurbishment of the St. Thomas chapel, 3.500 euros. 792 01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:49,007 - Financier: Vittorio. - Well done, Vittorio. 793 01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:52,488 Then come the fireworks, 2.500 euros. 794 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:56,889 - Financier: Vittorio. - Well done, Vittorio. 795 01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:00,971 Then a grand orchestra, directly from Piedigrotta: 796 01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:04,607 - 2.80 euros. - Financier: again Vittorio. 797 01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:06,529 Well done, Vittorio. 798 01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:09,086 Haven't you gone a bit overboard? 799 01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:11,362 Adele, you both were granted grace. 800 01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:13,642 I touched His wound. 801 01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:18,482 Yes, in fact Vittorio has decided... You've decided, haven't you? 802 01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:21,888 - To go in pilgrimage to St. Thomas' tomb. - Good. 803 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:25,482 In fact, he's going to India. You're really going, right? 804 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:29,207 - Of course, I touched His wound. - He touched His wound. 805 01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:33,882 Now he's wounded for 9.000 euros! Well done, Vittorio. 806 01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:38,405 Hurry, let's get ready for the feast! 807 01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:49,444 Children, I don't like the way it's going this evening. 808 01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:54,085 Fulvio, come here. 809 01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:56,843 Why are the children on the roof? 810 01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:59,964 They're not children, they're satellite dishes, always on the roof. 811 01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:03,687 - Give me a hand. - Reach with your arm. 812 01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:07,168 First one. Now we'll drop down slowly, one at a time. 813 01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:10,523 - Go, Giacomino. - That's one. 814 01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:15,285 - Now another one. - Go now, go... ouch! 815 01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:18,722 I cracked a vertebra. Two. 816 01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:26,249 - There's... - Let's get organized. 817 01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:31,605 Let's think. Sandrino, do you see a descent, a gentle slope behind you? 818 01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:33,848 There's nothing, no. 819 01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:39,206 - The Papal chair? - The Papal chair. 820 01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:43,810 So, Sandrino, we opted for a soft Papal chair. 821 01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:46,810 Roll off when we say 'three'... 822 01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:50,083 Sandrino, no sooner, no later. 823 01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:53,807 - Exactly on three, go. - Exactly. 824 01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:05,801 I'm not hurt at all. 825 01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:38,250 You're really good at dancing. 826 01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:41,489 My complim... I didn't know... 827 01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:45,400 But, I think, the one who was really sleazy, 828 01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:50,731 was that dancer who was sweating like a mule. 829 01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:54,970 People didn't even dance near him, he was splattering sweat. 830 01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:56,525 He ﬂooded the whole square. 831 01:08:56,640 --> 01:09:00,201 What an appetite those dancers must work up. 832 01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:02,482 A situation really... 833 01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:06,605 All that energy! Where are they from? 834 01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:10,167 Hungary I think, maybe Ghana. 835 01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:13,966 And tonight, they're Ghana be really Hungary! 836 01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:24,531 You know, the TDM accepted my appeal, I've been offered a job. 837 01:09:25,440 --> 01:09:27,727 Would you come to the city with me? 838 01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:30,810 No, I'm afraid. 839 01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:33,642 I already tried but it didn't work. 840 01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:37,890 Fulvio, Chiara, c'mon, let's go, the procession's starting. 841 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,480 They're all waiting. 842 01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:46,040 Go on, I'll catch up later. 843 01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:29,131 - What happened? - We're out of gas. 844 01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:30,685 We always end up looking bad. 845 01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:35,690 Good thing you're open, Pasquale, you're our safety valve. 846 01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:41,523 - I know, safety first. - Well said, 847 01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:44,166 if only they all thought like you. How much, my friend? 848 01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:46,567 - That's eight. - Here's ten. 849 01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:49,490 Goes right here. Your change is two ﬂares. 850 01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:51,762 Both for me? One each. 851 01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:54,850 See in there? I've got loads of fireworks. 852 01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:58,362 Safety first, take care. 853 01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:20,922 I'm back! 854 01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:25,443 Here he is. Let's move, if Upper Citadel should see us... 855 01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:28,291 Let's fuel the tank up. 856 01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:31,006 Father Germano, just one moment. 857 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:34,488 - What is it? - The curacy called. 858 01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:39,686 They're sending the bishops to examine the statue of St. Thomas. 859 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,241 - Really? - Yes. 860 01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:46,328 This is wonderful news. 861 01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:48,761 Oh sure, but what's it mean? 862 01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:52,168 We'll have official recognition from the Vatican. 863 01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:57,604 At last the whole world will know 864 01:11:57,720 --> 01:12:01,122 that our miracle is real. 865 01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:10,964 I wanna die... 866 01:12:54,480 --> 01:12:56,403 Wow! 867 01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:03,521 - Boy,they did it. - They won. 868 01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:07,283 Now somethings gotta come to our heads. 869 01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:37,811 St. Thom as, I've never asked for anything. 870 01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:40,646 But now... 871 01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:45,202 I beg you. 872 01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:50,763 Let one of your tears wet my eyes. 873 01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:57,601 Give me my eyesight again. 874 01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:05,803 Who's there? 875 01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:22,210 I have to talk to you. 876 01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:28,289 Adele called, 877 01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:29,970 Vittorio wants to jump out the window. 878 01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:31,605 - Vittorio? - Who's that? 879 01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:35,640 What, who's that? Vittorio... c'mon, make it fast. 880 01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:37,649 Go, Fulvio! 881 01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:40,127 - I'm sorry... -Let's go! 882 01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:51,085 - What happened? - Hurry! 883 01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:52,690 Hadn't he left for India? 884 01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:56,247 The conductors had a strike, he came home early, talk to him. 885 01:14:56,360 --> 01:14:58,681 What are you thinking of doing? 886 01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:01,406 - I want to die. - I don't understand. 887 01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:04,763 You want to die now that St. Thomas has granted you grace? 888 01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:08,726 The grace to be a cuckold! That baby's not mine, 889 01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:10,889 I'm sterile. 890 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:13,890 I don't understand, whose child is it then? 891 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,331 The singer's. 892 01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:18,523 The singer's... That singer? 893 01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:21,129 - A beautiful voice. - Tell him. 894 01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:23,083 You knew all along, 895 01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:25,407 - you're a monster. - Monster? 896 01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:28,171 Our sister goes with that singer, and I'm the monster? Who's that up there? 897 01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:31,523 - I want to die! - Look at me, concentrate. 898 01:15:31,640 --> 01:15:36,806 - You love your husband. Him! - No, Germano! 899 01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:40,891 - I want to die! - Then jump! End your suffering. 900 01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:43,651 - What? - The truth, 901 01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:46,286 what you've never had the courage to say. 902 01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:49,882 My truth will really hurt, you won't like it. 903 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:54,289 - Or mine either. - Let's say it? 904 01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:57,324 - Yes, let's say it. - Let's say it. 905 01:15:58,280 --> 01:16:00,521 Where are you going? Where are you going? 906 01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:04,321 It's the day of reckoning, the moment of truth. 907 01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:05,965 Fine. 908 01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:08,731 The truth is I'm unhappy. 909 01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:12,364 Done? That's it. 910 01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:15,322 Good, you found the courage. 911 01:16:15,440 --> 01:16:17,647 - Now it's your turn. -Mine? 912 01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:19,046 Go. 913 01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:23,245 Fulvio and Adele, you won't like what I'm about to say. 914 01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:25,962 Remember when, returning from our vacation, we found the house ﬂooded 915 01:16:26,080 --> 01:16:31,086 and Dad had to pay thousands in damages to the guy below us? 916 01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:34,602 - Dad was furious. - And so? 917 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:37,291 And he punished all three of us. 918 01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:45,768 - What? - I didn't hear him. 919 01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:49,566 He said it was his fault, he shouldn't have done it. 920 01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:51,808 - Thanks. - No problem. 921 01:16:54,160 --> 01:16:58,722 I ﬂushed an entire platoon of toy soldiers down the toilet. 922 01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:01,170 Soldiers down the toilet? 923 01:17:01,280 --> 01:17:05,410 Yes. I wanted the Indians to attack 924 01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:08,922 at Niagara Falls, I'm sorry! 925 01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:12,642 Don't worry, that's okay. 926 01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:15,206 He punished the three of us. 927 01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:18,608 Germano, c'mon, it's okay. 928 01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:21,803 Look... it's over. 929 01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:24,321 - You forgive me? - Of course. 930 01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:28,683 - I feel better. - Fulvio, now it's your turn. 931 01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:32,566 You'll feel better too, little brother. 932 01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:36,846 You won't get mad, right? 933 01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:40,362 - No, like before. - The moment of truth. 934 01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:43,450 - And Christian forgiveness. - Christian. 935 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:48,890 Remember the miracle of St. Thomas? 936 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:52,368 A great gift from the Lord. 937 01:17:52,480 --> 01:17:53,970 Wonderful. 938 01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:01,963 The miracle doesn't exist, I gave him fake tears. 939 01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:17,331 Look, look, look, the fawn! 940 01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:26,924 You... did a terrible thing. 941 01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:31,686 You want to play down the soldiers? That was... 942 01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:35,441 You're criminally insane! I'll kill you! 943 01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:37,722 Let go of me! 944 01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:41,208 Chiara, where are you going? They're gonna kill each other. 945 01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:48,645 Anto'! 946 01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:54,570 - What time is it? - It's o'clock. 947 01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:56,889 - What's happening? - Nothing. 948 01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,765 Then why did you wake me up? 949 01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:06,366 What time is it? 950 01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:09,882 It's still 6 o'clock. I want to give you a letter, 951 01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:13,322 read it to Chiara. Understand? I'll leave it here. 952 01:19:13,480 --> 01:19:15,562 And I'll leave you my ball. 953 01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:19,605 That's your ball, not mine, what do I do with it? 954 01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:24,044 It might come in handy. I'm leaving, say goodbye to the kids. 955 01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:29,967 Come back soon. 956 01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:33,129 Fulvio wrote this. 957 01:19:33,240 --> 01:19:35,686 "Like a hayseed Cristopher Columbus..." 958 01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:37,643 What's a hayseed? 959 01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:42,209 Like what cows eat, food for birds, 960 01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:44,243 even cakes for bunnies. 961 01:19:44,360 --> 01:19:47,409 No, hayseed Cristopher Columbus. 962 01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:50,444 No, you can't eat him. 963 01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:54,527 But now I'm really hungry. 964 01:19:56,440 --> 01:19:57,771 Keep reading. 965 01:19:57,880 --> 01:20:01,851 "Like a hayseed Cristopher Columbus, I made landfall in you 966 01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:06,488 with my three caravels: mind, heart and soul. 967 01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:09,683 And I saw in you unexplored lands. 968 01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:12,849 But especially the most precious of treasures, 969 01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:16,851 your priceless wealth, the desire to dream... 970 01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:23,720 Thank you, come here. 971 01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:02,084 LOWER CITADEL TWO DAYS TILL THE CARDINALS ARRIVE 972 01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:11,722 C'mon, it's late, let's go eat. 973 01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:21,128 Father Callisto, what a pleasure... 974 01:23:21,800 --> 01:23:25,441 Callisto, Father Germano... l called you today. 975 01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:27,929 Come, let's stroll. 976 01:23:28,040 --> 01:23:31,567 Let's stroll, but I called you because you're my mentor. 977 01:23:31,680 --> 01:23:34,047 It's been a while since we talked, but... 978 01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:38,131 - His hearing aid's off. - I saw he was a little... 979 01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:42,965 Excuse me... Father Callisto... 980 01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:47,123 Listen, I've come to you because... 981 01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:49,846 I'm experiencing a deep crisis. 982 01:23:49,960 --> 01:23:53,487 - What arises? - What arises? Nothing. 983 01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:55,841 No, Father Callisto, I... 984 01:23:58,280 --> 01:24:00,601 It's the volume, turn it to maximum. 985 01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:03,649 Excuse me... 986 01:24:04,200 --> 01:24:07,090 Testing, one, two... 987 01:24:07,640 --> 01:24:09,881 Testing. Father Callisto, 988 01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:13,641 I'm stained with a grave sin. 989 01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:17,287 - What gin? - Not gin. Sin. 990 01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:20,483 I'd come 50 kilometers 991 01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:22,489 to say I'm stained with gin? 992 01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:24,568 It's his batteries. 993 01:24:24,680 --> 01:24:28,401 Let's change these batteries. Either we change the batteries 994 01:24:28,520 --> 01:24:29,931 or Father Callisto, where is he? 995 01:24:30,040 --> 01:24:34,602 Where are you going? Where are you going? Go, go... 996 01:24:43,360 --> 01:24:46,443 The miracle of St. Thomas is over. 997 01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:51,401 Unfortunately, those tears were fake. We were the victims of a hoax 998 01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:53,329 that must stop now. 999 01:24:53,440 --> 01:24:56,330 We were convinced we'd had a miracle. 1000 01:24:56,440 --> 01:24:58,044 But there was a miracle! 1001 01:24:58,160 --> 01:25:00,925 The bank gave me a loan for the first time. 1002 01:25:01,040 --> 01:25:04,203 If the pilgrims stop coming to my cafe, how can I pay? 1003 01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:07,483 - He's right. - I got a miracle too. 1004 01:25:07,600 --> 01:25:11,047 My fruit store is always crowded now. 1005 01:25:11,160 --> 01:25:13,367 Miracles are divine gifts, we don't choose them. 1006 01:25:13,480 --> 01:25:16,689 It's the Lord who gives us light. 1007 01:25:16,800 --> 01:25:20,247 Then let me pay this bill. 1008 01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:25,531 Even if there was no miracle, 1009 01:25:25,640 --> 01:25:28,803 for us there was. 1010 01:25:29,360 --> 01:25:31,647 - Right or not? - Right. 1011 01:25:32,960 --> 01:25:35,566 You don't realize. 1012 01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:38,968 If the bishops come, they'll discover it's all fake. 1013 01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:43,051 - But a walloping's real. - You want to strike your priest? 1014 01:25:43,160 --> 01:25:45,242 Shut up, or you'll get it too. 1015 01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:46,486 Then it's your choice. 1016 01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:50,366 Our choice, brothers and sisters, let's all rebel. 1017 01:25:52,920 --> 01:25:54,524 My brothers, calm down. 1018 01:25:54,880 --> 01:25:57,770 Father Germano, Father Germano, do not touch St. Thomas. 1019 01:26:08,840 --> 01:26:10,524 Stop! 1020 01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:15,400 What are you doing? It was me who was wrong, 1021 01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:18,447 my brother was no part. 1022 01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:26,481 I apologize again. But, please, listen to me. 1023 01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:30,207 Will you pay my debts? 1024 01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:33,722 - And mine? - And the whole town's. 1025 01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:36,923 No, but I got an idea. 1026 01:26:37,320 --> 01:26:40,085 If the bishops want a miracle, they'll get one. 1027 01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:42,601 But this time we organize it right. 1028 01:26:42,720 --> 01:26:44,688 - Franco, are you with me? - Yes, I'm with you. 1029 01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:47,406 - Figaro,are youwith me? - I'm with you. 1030 01:26:47,520 --> 01:26:50,171 And you, Germano, are you with me? 1031 01:26:52,440 --> 01:26:54,727 - Are you all with me? - Yes! 1032 01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:08,002 -See? - I saw that 1033 01:27:11,440 --> 01:27:13,807 - See? - I felt that. 1034 01:27:15,560 --> 01:27:17,403 You talked to her? 1035 01:27:19,320 --> 01:27:22,290 - What did Chiara say? - I think you disgust her. 1036 01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:24,971 - She doesn't want you. - But she said something... 1037 01:27:25,080 --> 01:27:26,923 - What? - She said you're the king of ca... 1038 01:27:27,040 --> 01:27:29,520 - Cavaliers? - That you're the king of ca... 1039 01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:31,802 - Caresses? - Of canards! 1040 01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:34,890 - What's that mean? -The king of rubbish. 1041 01:27:36,800 --> 01:27:39,565 - Antonio, help me out. - She did say something good. 1042 01:27:39,680 --> 01:27:43,480 Why 1043 01:27:43,720 --> 01:27:46,883 - That you're half nuts. - That's good? 1044 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:49,082 That you're not totally nuts. 1045 01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:52,010 She gave you a discount. 1046 01:27:57,680 --> 01:27:59,170 Go away. 1047 01:28:00,600 --> 01:28:03,206 Liar 1048 01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:07,291 Chiara, c'm on, open the door, don't... 1049 01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:20,210 I'm out here apologizing, what more can I do? 1050 01:28:21,800 --> 01:28:25,805 Try to think of the things I've done that are... 1051 01:28:25,920 --> 01:28:30,323 For example I can now recognize scents, fragrances. 1052 01:28:30,440 --> 01:28:32,602 I know plants. 1053 01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:38,568 I know birches, horse chestnuts. 1054 01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:41,126 My nose is full of scents. 1055 01:28:41,240 --> 01:28:44,961 If I sneeze, out comes a botanic garden. 1056 01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:47,251 C'mon, 1057 01:28:47,360 --> 01:28:52,127 plants and I are one and the same. Yesterday 1058 01:28:52,240 --> 01:28:54,846 I went to the beach but I didn't tan, 1059 01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:57,964 I photosynthesized. 1060 01:28:58,720 --> 01:29:04,727 You who like to prune... I'll say this. 1061 01:29:06,080 --> 01:29:07,730 Cut it out. 1062 01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:11,808 I swear it on geraniums, 1063 01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:14,810 you know they're hardly appreciated. 1064 01:29:14,920 --> 01:29:19,881 I'm a geranium fan. Whoever hurts a geranium is my arch-enemy... 1065 01:29:22,880 --> 01:29:25,121 C'm on, open the door. 1066 01:29:38,880 --> 01:29:41,884 AUDITIONS "lT TAKES A MIRACLE" 1067 01:29:42,400 --> 01:29:46,689 - I have a vast repertoire of miracles. - For example? 1068 01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:50,850 My biggest hit isthe regrowth of my hand. 1069 01:29:52,240 --> 01:29:53,969 My hand's not there. 1070 01:29:55,240 --> 01:29:56,844 St. Thomas... 1071 01:30:02,680 --> 01:30:04,921 My hand's there! 1072 01:30:05,440 --> 01:30:08,171 Miracle. Miracle. 1073 01:30:08,280 --> 01:30:11,602 - What kind of miracle... - Miracle. 1074 01:30:12,480 --> 01:30:15,484 I will walk on water. 1075 01:30:16,880 --> 01:30:19,121 Ottavia, empty the pail. 1076 01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:33,766 They're almost here! They're almost here! 1077 01:30:39,040 --> 01:30:41,520 - Do I inform those cured miraculously? - Good. 1078 01:30:41,880 --> 01:30:43,928 - I don't understand. - Good. 1079 01:30:48,160 --> 01:30:50,288 This town suffered so much 1080 01:30:50,400 --> 01:30:54,689 and then prayer after prayer, came the miracle. 1081 01:30:54,800 --> 01:30:57,883 As they say in Latin, gutta cavat lapidem. 1082 01:30:58,000 --> 01:30:59,684 Right, not dumb! 1083 01:31:04,200 --> 01:31:06,248 You almost ran me down. 1084 01:31:06,680 --> 01:31:09,889 You're lucky I can't walk. 1085 01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:14,005 But if St. Thomas gave me the strength! 1086 01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:16,407 I... 1087 01:31:16,720 --> 01:31:20,566 I can walk! I can walk! 1088 01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:23,321 That's true, you can walk. 1089 01:31:23,440 --> 01:31:26,171 - So, you can see me? - I can see. 1090 01:31:26,280 --> 01:31:29,682 - You, a blind man, can see? -And you, paralytic, can walk? 1091 01:31:30,920 --> 01:31:32,888 Stop shouting, you're deafening me. 1092 01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:34,365 Really? 1093 01:31:34,480 --> 01:31:36,323 - Giovanni... - The deaf man... 1094 01:31:36,440 --> 01:31:39,284 - Can hear? - Oh, my Lord, I can hear. 1095 01:31:39,400 --> 01:31:42,210 You can see, and you can walk. 1096 01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:49,567 Miracle! 1097 01:31:53,520 --> 01:31:56,763 Your Eminence, I can walk, Your Eminence, I can walk. 1098 01:31:57,320 --> 01:32:00,483 - It's over. - I imagine you're moved. 1099 01:32:00,600 --> 01:32:03,171 -It made no effect. - In fact. 1100 01:32:05,040 --> 01:32:06,565 Please. 1101 01:32:08,760 --> 01:32:12,481 Here we are, this is our little church. 1102 01:32:13,840 --> 01:32:16,844 It's a -aisle structure, typical of the th century... 1103 01:32:16,960 --> 01:32:20,442 How nice, what an intimate atmosphere. 1104 01:32:20,560 --> 01:32:23,245 I'm curious to see the statue of St. Thomas. 1105 01:32:23,360 --> 01:32:27,445 - Where's the statue? - It's there. 1106 01:32:27,560 --> 01:32:30,040 Father Evandro, follow me. 1107 01:32:33,440 --> 01:32:35,249 The only solution is Plan B. 1108 01:32:35,360 --> 01:32:37,761 - There's a Plan B? - Stall for time. 1109 01:32:37,880 --> 01:32:39,803 More? 1110 01:32:39,920 --> 01:32:44,369 Gentlemen, how about a look at this altarpiece? 1111 01:32:51,320 --> 01:32:53,129 Let's summarize. 1112 01:32:53,240 --> 01:32:56,767 We come in, we threaten them with fake guns and steal the statue. 1113 01:32:56,880 --> 01:33:01,522 The priests have to see the theft with their own eyes, 0k? 1114 01:33:01,640 --> 01:33:05,326 - No statue, no check. - Put your stockings on. 1115 01:33:07,240 --> 01:33:09,242 - What stockings did you get? - My grandmother's. 1116 01:33:09,360 --> 01:33:13,046 - It's support hose. - She has varicose veins. 1117 01:33:13,440 --> 01:33:15,124 Holy Virgin Mary! 1118 01:33:21,160 --> 01:33:23,731 - Stop right there! - Hands up! 1119 01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:27,367 This is a heist. I'll kill you like dogs. 1120 01:33:27,480 --> 01:33:30,450 - What do they want? - The statue. 1121 01:33:30,560 --> 01:33:34,167 You, get down, come on. 1122 01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:37,648 Stand with them, come forward. Your papers, please. 1123 01:33:37,760 --> 01:33:40,604 Is this a road block? It's a heist! 1124 01:33:40,720 --> 01:33:43,246 Stop! One, Mo, three, red light! 1125 01:33:43,360 --> 01:33:45,169 Don't move, midget. 1126 01:33:45,280 --> 01:33:47,806 You, get the pretty statue. 1127 01:33:47,920 --> 01:33:50,321 Why do I always get the heavy work? Have him go. 1128 01:33:50,440 --> 01:33:54,206 - Are you nuts? I have arthritis. - I don't care. 1129 01:33:56,160 --> 01:33:57,924 Stop, red light! 1130 01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:02,361 And you, Little Red Riding Hood, take a step back. 1131 01:34:02,480 --> 01:34:05,962 - Don't worry, it's all organized. - Plan B? 1132 01:34:08,040 --> 01:34:11,408 - The test tube. - Give us the test tube. 1133 01:34:11,920 --> 01:34:14,730 Never. Over my dead body. 1134 01:34:14,840 --> 01:34:17,366 Stop right there! 1135 01:34:18,840 --> 01:34:20,490 - Plan C? - No. 1136 01:34:20,600 --> 01:34:24,207 - This heist is a hoax. - These men are not thieves. 1137 01:34:24,320 --> 01:34:27,847 - Who are they? - Who are they? Oh, yeah. 1138 01:34:29,920 --> 01:34:33,641 He's a barber. He's a policeman. 1139 01:34:34,040 --> 01:34:36,441 And he's an illegal salesman. 1140 01:34:36,640 --> 01:34:40,167 Not illegal. Differently authorized. 1141 01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:43,888 Your Eminence, this miracle is fake. 1142 01:34:44,720 --> 01:34:48,611 - It's over. - My task is to investigate. 1143 01:34:49,360 --> 01:34:50,930 And we will. 1144 01:34:52,640 --> 01:34:54,130 Now. 1145 01:35:02,400 --> 01:35:03,970 Let's grab it! 1146 01:35:07,120 --> 01:35:10,010 - Let me through! - Stop that boy! 1147 01:35:18,680 --> 01:35:19,408 This way. 1148 01:35:19,520 --> 01:35:21,124 Stop! 1149 01:35:23,040 --> 01:35:24,724 Stop! 1150 01:35:28,480 --> 01:35:32,280 - No, please. - We'll give to the examiner. 1151 01:35:37,280 --> 01:35:40,045 You were good to get that statue. 1152 01:35:40,160 --> 01:35:44,563 Take your test tube, we have the statue. Go! 1153 01:36:05,920 --> 01:36:09,129 - No brakes, how can that be? - What? 1154 01:36:13,680 --> 01:36:15,967 - That's our statue. - St. Thomas is beautiful. 1155 01:36:16,480 --> 01:36:19,609 - Oh, God! - No brakes! 1156 01:37:26,240 --> 01:37:29,483 St. Thomas worked a miracle! 1157 01:37:46,480 --> 01:37:48,960 That's the miracle of St. Thomas. 1158 01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:51,844 Excuse me. 1159 01:37:54,440 --> 01:37:56,124 It takes the touch. 1160 01:38:00,200 --> 01:38:02,521 Now you recognize fragrances. 1161 01:38:08,160 --> 01:38:09,969 That's wheat. 1162 01:38:20,400 --> 01:38:22,323 This is you. 1163 01:38:24,520 --> 01:38:26,602 Now I feel. 1164 01:38:30,320 --> 01:38:33,164 - I feel that I love you. - I see. 1165 01:38:33,920 --> 01:38:36,127 I see that I love you. 81800