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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:02,877 [Freddie crying] 2 00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:06,131 Jesus Christ! What do you want? 3 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:07,716 Man, I've had, like, two hours of sleep 4 00:00:07,757 --> 00:00:09,175 in the last six months. 5 00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:10,635 You want me to tell you what happened last week 6 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:11,803 on Shameless? 7 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:15,098 I don't even remember my own name, for Christ's sake. 8 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,516 Get out of here. 9 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:19,019 [Carl] Hey, was waffling an admission of guilt 10 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:20,854 out of that guy without a lawyer present 11 00:00:20,895 --> 00:00:21,980 ethical or whatever? 12 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,149 Our job isn't law or ethics. It's justice. 13 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:25,608 That guy was running away from the cops, 14 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:27,652 and he admitted guilt-- end of story. 15 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,779 So I was thinking I'm gonna change out the windows, 16 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:32,282 and, uh, I was actually gonna replace 'em 17 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:34,075 with double glaze, anyway. 18 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:36,244 Ugh, we gotta stop hemorrhaging money. 19 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:38,955 I gotta get a picture for Little Miss South Side. 20 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:41,124 Oh, look how beautiful you are. 21 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,501 My girls have Little Miss South Side 22 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:45,462 written all over their faces. 23 00:00:45,503 --> 00:00:46,546 [robber] You got a boner? 24 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:47,964 No, that's my money roll. 25 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:50,175 -Can we have it? -Hmm? 26 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:51,051 [gun cocking] 27 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:52,719 -Uh... -[Mickey] You two need 28 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,054 to pay someone security for your daily cash run. 29 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:56,556 So pay me 25 percent of your gross profits, 30 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:57,724 I'll do it for you. 31 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:00,518 Security and armed transport from the bar to the bank. 32 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:01,895 I think we should do it. 33 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:03,354 [Wyatt] How about don't be a little bitch, 34 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,190 and you get to keep your job? 35 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:09,360 I'm not anybody's bitch. 36 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:12,238 [cheers and applause] 37 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:20,538 rock music 38 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:27,295 Think of all the luck you got 39 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:30,715 Know that it's not for naught 40 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,802 You were beaming once before 41 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:38,139 But it's not like that anymore 42 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:41,684 What is this downside 43 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:45,021 That you speak of? 44 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:47,065 What is this feeling 45 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:52,237 You're so sure of? 46 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:02,080 Round up the friends you got 47 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,999 Know that they're not for naught 48 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:08,128 You were willing once before 49 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:12,799 But it's not like that anymore 50 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:15,927 What is this downside 51 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:19,514 That you speak of? 52 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:21,641 What is this feeling 53 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:25,645 You're so sure of? 54 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:30,150 [birds chirping] 55 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:34,070 [engine rumbling] 56 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:36,281 [person] Hey, come on! 57 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:38,867 [dogs barking] 58 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:40,702 [gunshots] 59 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:42,745 [laughter] 60 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:43,788 [dogs barking] 61 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:46,916 [death metal music blaring on stereo] 62 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:58,386 [Terry groans] 63 00:02:58,428 --> 00:02:59,721 Hey, look. 64 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:02,015 Our new neighbors came to welcome us, 65 00:03:02,056 --> 00:03:05,143 even my pansy former son and his stink-dick boyfriend. 66 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,520 I guess the city must've made good on their threat 67 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:08,646 to condemn our old house. 68 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,190 That or the meth lab caught fire again. 69 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:12,025 Well, what are they doing here, though? 70 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:13,526 Terry's been banging the lady who owns this place 71 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:14,819 for a couple of years. 72 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,529 Calls it his plan B. 73 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:17,989 Mrs. McCurdy? She's, like, 90. 74 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,490 Gotta do what you gotta do, man. 75 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,367 -Ugh. -What's that smell? 76 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:23,995 [Frank] That's the stench of abject poverty, son. 77 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,080 Sickening, isn't it? 78 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:27,749 Actually, I think it might be those chickens. 79 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:28,958 [Mickey] Oh, no, those ain't chickens. 80 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,586 Those are cocks. Like, for cockfighting? 81 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:34,339 -Fighting chickens? -They like it. 82 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,340 If they don't die. 83 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:37,675 It's natural for 'em. You know, it's fun. 84 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:38,801 We have to move. 85 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:39,886 I don't wanna be the reason 86 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:41,804 for the next Black Lives Matter march. 87 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:45,058 I'll get Trayvon Martin-ed for sure if we stay here. 88 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:47,602 -[gunshots] -[Debbie] Jesus! 89 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,649 [laughing] 90 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:54,567 -[person] Ow! -[Ian] Why's he shooting 91 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:56,110 -random shit? -[laughs] Aw... 92 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:58,238 He's playing "I Spy, You Shoot." 93 00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:00,073 "I Spy, You Shoot"? 94 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:01,366 It's a kids' game. 95 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:04,661 Yeah, kid says, "I spy with my little eye 96 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:05,912 that red stop sign," or whatever, 97 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,789 and then the adult... 98 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:09,791 shoots the stop sign. 99 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:12,085 Get off your fucking high horses. 100 00:04:12,126 --> 00:04:13,586 Anybody here feel like they're the product 101 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,713 of good parenting, raise your hand. 102 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,090 Okay, I don't have time for this shit. 103 00:04:17,131 --> 00:04:19,384 I gotta get Franny ready. 104 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:20,885 Where is Franny? 105 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:24,138 [Terry] Fuck it, just dump the used motor oil in the yard. 106 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:29,811 [Carl] So I was thinking we could go check out 107 00:04:29,852 --> 00:04:30,979 that street racing club 108 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:32,230 at the abandoned over on Fulton. 109 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,148 Maybe get into a high-speed car chase. 110 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:36,109 Ooh, maybe we could stake out the First Federal, 111 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:37,944 stop a bank robbery in progress. 112 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,737 Or we can infiltrate the Mafia, 113 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,864 take down the Bajio Family from the inside. 114 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:43,992 Or we down a couple of these bad boys, 115 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:45,785 do all of the above. 116 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,495 Hey. 117 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,622 You know, I'm starting to like you, Gallagher. 118 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,207 Most rooks can't hang, 119 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:53,042 but it's like police work is sex 120 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,003 and you've been poppin' Viagra all day. 121 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:56,921 You hard right now, aren't you? 122 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,298 I'm very hard right now, ma'am. 123 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:00,174 -Fully erect for police work. -[chuckles] 124 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:01,801 [dispatch] Got a 28-05 on Benson 125 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,344 in front of the La Chiquita. 126 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:04,929 Twenty-eight-oh-five? What's that? 127 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,764 Assault? Human trafficking? 128 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,099 Shots fired. 129 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,517 It's loitering. 130 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,438 Hit it, Billie. 131 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:19,068 [siren wailing] 132 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:20,570 Franny. 133 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:23,656 rock music 134 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:25,283 [knocks] 135 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:26,951 I did my hair. 136 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,461 [footsteps] 137 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,296 Oh, my God! 138 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,089 Again with the back splatter? 139 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:42,342 Backsplash. 140 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:43,634 [scoffs] 141 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,596 So, um... 142 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:47,847 any interest in brunch? 143 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,015 [sighs] 144 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,933 Are we brunch people now? 145 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:52,685 An old teacher of mine invited us. 146 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:53,436 [grunts] 147 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,146 You're friends with an old teacher? 148 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,023 Uh, Mr. Hanisian. 149 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:59,650 He just moved back from St. Louis. 150 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:00,985 I don't know. 151 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,111 Wasting the rest of the morning 152 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,780 eating pastries with some old dude 153 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:06,157 who taught you, what, pre-algebra? 154 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,077 -History? Creative writing? -Music. 155 00:06:09,118 --> 00:06:10,328 Oh. 156 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,829 Great, maybe he can teach us 157 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:14,374 how to play "Hot Cross Buns" on the recorder. 158 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:17,126 So is that a no? 159 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:19,379 Brunch is a scam. You know that, right? 160 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:21,839 Marketers literally just made up a fourth meal, 161 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,424 and we're all supposed to go along with it? 162 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,051 Okay. 163 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:28,096 Well, he really wanted to meet you, 164 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:29,347 but I'll just tell him 165 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,891 that you're too big of an asshole to come. 166 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:34,143 Everything you wanted 167 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:36,312 I gave you it... 168 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:38,398 Well, that must be our perp. 169 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:41,067 -[Carl] The loosie lady? -[Leesie] Know her? 170 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:43,319 Yeah, she been selling squares out here forever. 171 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:46,072 -Is that illegal? -Gotta have a license. 172 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,408 Look like she has a license to you? 173 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,124 Hey there, Officer. Something I can get you? 174 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:58,000 I got menthol and regular. 175 00:06:58,042 --> 00:06:59,669 Oh, we're not buying. Uh, we just-- 176 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:00,753 Gallagher. 177 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:02,088 Any relation to Lip? 178 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,382 -Yeah, he's my brother. -[laughs] 179 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,384 He used to be my best customer. 180 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,303 I haven't seen that handsome face in a month of Sundays. 181 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:11,931 -Did he get busted again? -No, he actually had a baby. 182 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:14,809 Ugh! Them newborn babies is bad for business. 183 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,686 -Hey. -So look, unfortunately-- 184 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:18,771 Y'all still live over there by the Washingtons? 185 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,356 You know the Washingtons? 186 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:21,899 Ooh, yeah, we used to-- 187 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:23,568 [over loudspeaker] Fucking move your ass! 188 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:25,069 I catch you selling out here again, 189 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,196 I'm busting your ass, and I'm taking you in. 190 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:30,700 Okay! Miss June respects the police. 191 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:32,702 Yes, she does. 192 00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:34,203 All lives matter. 193 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,873 Blue lives. Them blue lives matter. 194 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:38,666 Especially them blue lives. 195 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:42,628 I was doing it. 196 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:43,796 Could've fooled me. 197 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,758 [Harley Quinn on TV] It's me, dickhead. 198 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:48,384 Uh, by the way... 199 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:49,927 Hey, what you doin' today? 200 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,053 [Joker on TV] "It's me, dickhead," 201 00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:53,431 or just "me, dickhead"? 202 00:07:54,056 --> 00:07:55,475 Yo... 203 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,101 Ian. 204 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,394 I'm just trying to find the strength 205 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:00,271 to get off the couch and search for another 206 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:03,024 minimum-wage, dead-end, soul-crushing job 207 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:05,109 to appease my parole officer. 208 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:08,529 Yeah, well... what if I offer you a job? 209 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:11,991 As what, getaway car driver? 210 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,410 Come on, weed money security for the Alibi. 211 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:15,536 It's your lucky day, bitch. 212 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:18,831 -Come on. -Yeah, thanks but no, thanks. 213 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:20,333 Fuck you. Why not? 214 00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:22,960 I'm not doing anything illegal. 215 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,045 Weed's legal now. 216 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:26,088 Look, stop eating your weight in Froot Loops. 217 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:27,548 Go get dressed. 218 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:30,051 Go on. 219 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:33,304 I don't think it's a good idea for us to work together. 220 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,223 Oh. Oh, oh. 221 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:36,390 Well, let's get this shit straight, then, 222 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:38,434 'cause it's not "workin' together." 223 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:40,645 You're workin' for me, all right? 224 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:41,771 I'm the boss. 225 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:44,649 rock music 226 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:45,983 No, thanks. 227 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:54,158 [Frank] First comes crime, 228 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,327 then drugs. 229 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,996 Then they impregnate our women, 230 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,998 take over our schools, 231 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:04,752 drain and defraud our public safety nets, 232 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:05,628 and finally, 233 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:09,090 the introduction of some rare, communicable diseases 234 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:10,716 which they brought from 235 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:14,136 whatever exotic or savage place they originally came from. 236 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:16,764 Weren't they living, like, five minutes from here? 237 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,808 That's beside the point. 238 00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:20,393 Our pure immune systems 239 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:23,396 can't handle a Milkovich virus this close. 240 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:24,855 It's like living right next door 241 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:26,190 to a nuclear waste dump. 242 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:29,944 Sooner or later, the radiation's gonna get ya. 243 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:31,821 This only ends with death. 244 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:33,864 We're gonna die? For real? 245 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,950 Odds just shot up considerably. 246 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:38,286 -[dog barking] -So we should move. 247 00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:40,246 That's still my vote: move. 248 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,331 We don't cut and run. 249 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:45,126 That's not the Gallagher way. 250 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:47,795 We have a history to defend here. 251 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,672 A culture. 252 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,048 A community. 253 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,175 No, we gotta figure out how to stop them 254 00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:57,638 before their slimy poverty tentacles unfurl 255 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,390 and devour everything on this block. 256 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,559 [Terry] What are you starin' at, Gallagher? 257 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,854 Uh, just watching the neighborhood go to shit 258 00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:06,063 in real time. 259 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,189 We're the reason 260 00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:08,941 the neighborhood's goin' to shit? 261 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,318 You were here first. 262 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:11,402 What makes the Gallaghers 263 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,653 so much better than the Milkoviches? 264 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:16,198 You mean other than, uh, daily showers 265 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,075 and the lack of swastikas? 266 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,953 It's a long list, Terry. We'll be here all day. 267 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:22,622 You think you're better'n me? 268 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:25,166 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. 269 00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:27,460 I am. We're all better than you. 270 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:29,170 The only thing you're better than 271 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:31,380 is the blacks and the Mexicans 272 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:32,757 and the Jews. 273 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:35,301 Otherwise, you're a grade-F lowlife like the rest of us. 274 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:36,844 Take that back. 275 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:37,970 Fuck no. 276 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,263 I said take that back. 277 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,807 Why don't you come over here and make me? 278 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,854 You're lucky my son's here, Terry. 279 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:47,855 'Cause if I wasn't trying 280 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,983 to set a positive example for him... 281 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,193 [Terry] Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk. 282 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:54,862 Baaaawk, bawk, bawk. [chuckles] 283 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,531 Drumming Bird's "Second Best" playing 284 00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:59,742 Don't harass me if I'm here on time 285 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,328 Another day on the assembly line... 286 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:05,164 -Fuck you do to that kid? -She did it herself. 287 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:07,541 Thought superglue was hair gel. 288 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,293 [laughs] Kids are idiots. 289 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,462 -No offense, Franny. -[Debbie] Her head size? 290 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,922 Uh, small? Extra-small. 291 00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:16,133 She just turned five, so whatever your smallest-- 292 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,343 Okay. No problem. 293 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,178 -[phone clatters] -Literally nobody 294 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,680 carries wigs for kids. 295 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:23,599 How 'bout you just let her compete with her new do? 296 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,351 This stuff ain't comin' out, 297 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,603 and she actually looks kind of punk rock. 298 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,397 [Mickey] No way. That shit looks terrible. 299 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,940 Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about. 300 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:33,275 I mean, how am I gonna stand a chance with the judges 301 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:36,529 if even Mickey can see that my kid looks like a... 302 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:39,240 walking, talking dumpster fire? 303 00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:40,241 No offense, Franny. 304 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:41,450 You're both conditioned to think 305 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:44,078 girls have to look, like, one way. 306 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,329 Why does Franny have to conform? 307 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,289 You're just piling your princess complex on her 308 00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:48,999 'cause of your own childhood. 309 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:49,875 Break the cycle. 310 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:50,960 I am totally committed 311 00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,671 to tearing down false ideals of feminine beauty... 312 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,339 after Franny wins Little Miss South Side. 313 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,174 [Mickey] You guys should check out the, uh, 314 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,300 children's hospital. 315 00:11:58,342 --> 00:11:59,719 They got all the cancer kids with the bald heads. 316 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,011 I mean, they gotta have wigs over there 317 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,347 so they don't scare the other kids when they go home. 318 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,391 -If they go home. -That's a great idea, Mickey. 319 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,476 I'm declaring a Gallagher war. 320 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,395 -Debbie, can I count on you? -Shh. On the phone. 321 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,604 [Sandy] A war on what? 322 00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:15,192 A war to rid this community of the Milkovich scourge. 323 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,154 Uh, you realize I'm a Milkovich, right? 324 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:20,406 Yeah, me too. 325 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,574 Oh. 326 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:24,201 Well, some Southerners fought with the North 327 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,286 against slavery. 328 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:28,456 You can join our cause if your heart is true. 329 00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:29,498 Yeah, you're not gonna win. 330 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,751 Milkoviches are an invasive species. 331 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,669 We don't die. We multiply. 332 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:34,795 Come on, you're making our family sound 333 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,297 way worse than they actually are. 334 00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:38,382 Didn't your dad try to kill you? 335 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,383 Whatever. 336 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,593 Look, the point is, I'm not just gonna 337 00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:41,886 sit here and let you shit-talk my family. 338 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,889 If you're content to fall on the wrong side of history, 339 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:45,848 suit yourself. 340 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,225 Just know that you will be judged harshly 341 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,935 for years to come. 342 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,646 Debbie! War? 343 00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:53,647 Saint Brigid's gift shop 344 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,232 carries a whole line of kids' wigs. 345 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:56,358 If we leave right now, we can make it 346 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,235 in time for Little Miss South Side. 347 00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,153 Eee! 348 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,196 [Lip] Mm, you see this? 349 00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:02,072 Two eggs and toast for 14 bucks? 350 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,407 -Uh-huh. -It's a total scam. 351 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,575 -Oh, there he is! -It's crazy. 352 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,495 -Ah! There she is. -Hi! 353 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,079 -Oh! -[Tami] Oh! 354 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,915 [Marcos] Oh, my gosh. 355 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,333 [Tami sighs] 356 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:13,751 Wow. 357 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,960 And this must be the lucky fella. 358 00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:18,255 Hey, yeah, the famous Mr., uh, Hanisian, right? 359 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,298 I'm, uh, Lip. 360 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,509 Jesus! "Mr. Hanisian"? Please. 361 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:22,802 It's Marcos. 362 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:26,180 I haven't been Tam-Tam's teacher for a very long time. 363 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,681 -"Tam-Tam." -Yes. 364 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,558 It's a long story, but it has something to do 365 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,894 -with the tragic fate of a-- -The drum! 366 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,479 Oh, my God. 367 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,481 [laughing] The drum! 368 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,858 I totally forgot about that, but... 369 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:38,651 My gosh. 370 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:40,444 Oh, my fiancée sends her regards. 371 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,112 She was gonna join us, but she got this call 372 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,447 for a last-second interview. 373 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,282 -Fiancée? -Yes. 374 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,242 [laughs] 375 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:48,202 -Congrats! -Thank you. 376 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,287 Oh, I made the reservation. 377 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:53,040 Let me just go tell 'em we're only three. 378 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,793 [Tami sighs, giggles] 379 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:57,670 [laughs] Yeah! 380 00:13:57,711 --> 00:14:00,673 upbeat music 381 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:07,638 Oh, what are you doin'? 382 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,266 -Cleaning my gun. -Yeah. Why? 383 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:11,642 Gotta transport cash for the Alibi. 384 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,644 I thought you said this job was legal. 385 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,397 -It is. -Is the gun even registered? 386 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,023 [laughing] Of course not. 387 00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:18,983 You're a convicted felon. 388 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,776 Are you allowed to have a gun at all? 389 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,570 That's why it's not registered, dumbass. 390 00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:24,822 Yeah, so weed might be legal, but carrying a gun 391 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,616 as a convicted felon is about as illegal as it gets. 392 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:30,369 What happens if you get arrested, 393 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:31,412 get sent back to prison? 394 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:34,498 Look, I'm doin' security. Need a gun. 395 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,542 Do you have anything resembling an imagination 396 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,878 in that fucking skull of yours? 397 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,964 No. I like facts. 398 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,674 Things that are real. Shit I can hold. 399 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,800 [cartridge clicks, gun cocking] 400 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,219 -Like a gun. -[gun clicks] 401 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:52,683 Kev, where's Amy? Can't be late! 402 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:53,726 [footsteps] 403 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:57,897 -She doesn't wanna go. -What? She's goin'! 404 00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:00,190 I'm sorry you didn't make the cut for the contest 405 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,108 and Gemma did. 406 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,235 I know how bad you wanna be standing beside her, 407 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,904 competing for the title, 408 00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,280 but it's a cold world, baby girl, 409 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,281 and it ain't gettin' much warmer, 410 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,325 so fix your face, put your mask up, 411 00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:11,035 and get ready to cheer for your sister. 412 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,953 -[Frank] We got a problem! -[Kev] Jesus, Frank! 413 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,038 [Veronica] Where's your mask? 414 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,372 You can't just walk into our house. 415 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,790 -It's an emergency! -What happened? 416 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:20,628 Our community has been infiltrated by undesirables. 417 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,796 -The Milkoviches. -[Frank] We gotta ban together 418 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,673 and figure out a way to drive them back 419 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,301 to the vermin-infested hellhole they crawled out of. 420 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,636 [Veronica] I will make them a pie. 421 00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,888 It's the best way to win over problem neighbors, 422 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,389 the good, old-fashioned way. 423 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,682 -Kev, I gotta go. -[Kev] You know, Frank, 424 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,517 the Milkoviches might be awful, 425 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:36,602 but living next to them 426 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,520 can't be much worse than living next to you. 427 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:40,314 soft rock music 428 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,774 Uh-huh. 429 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,736 Oh, hell no. 430 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,614 Handle this. 431 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:51,617 I'm on it. 432 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:57,039 Take it easy, Paul Bunyan. 433 00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:00,292 Chop you down to size real quick. 434 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,798 How do we get rid of these fuckers? 435 00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:08,592 I-I don't know. 436 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,266 Still poutin' over that loosie lady stop? 437 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,310 No. I'm good. 438 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,689 Could've just shot her. You know that, right? 439 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,148 -Would've been way quicker. -Or you could've just 440 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,275 -gave the woman a break. -That ain't no woman. 441 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,862 Don't you recognize big-dick energy when you see it? 442 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,657 Look, we are cops. 443 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,867 We stop crime, period. 444 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,036 Fuck all this community policing shit. 445 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,539 We bust heads. We arrest people. 446 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,165 That is our job. 447 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:43,335 Plus, all that jaw-jackin' you were doin' with that lady, 448 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:44,837 you let your guard down. 449 00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:47,381 That's exactly what some of these mopes want. 450 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:50,592 Get you comfortable, get familiar, 451 00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:51,885 get close, 452 00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:54,555 then they take out a blade and they slice you. 453 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:57,224 Seen it a thousand times. 454 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,101 I don't think the loosie lady 455 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,561 -would try to cut me. -[laughs] Oh! 456 00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:02,938 You think that she's made it out here on these streets 457 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,899 for this long without cuttin' somebody? 458 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,652 Shi-i-it. 459 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,113 I got a bridge to sell you. 460 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,157 You'll see. 461 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,576 [Debbie] Eventually, we're gonna have to do something 462 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:16,910 about your relatives living next door. 463 00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:18,871 I can't even park my truck outside anymore. 464 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,164 Oh, yeah, that's a smart move. 465 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,666 My cousins will break into it for sure. 466 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,710 I mean, there is one silver lining, though. 467 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,795 [Sandy chuckles] What's that? 468 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,422 [Debbie] Well, you know, now you and I 469 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,715 live right next to each other. 470 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,217 -Hmm? -Um... 471 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:34,636 I mean, I don't live with them anymore. 472 00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:36,013 You don't? 473 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,223 -Then where do you live? -[Veronica] Debbie? 474 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:39,850 Hey! 475 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,769 [gasps] Oh, my gosh. 476 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,228 Look at you, Gemma. 477 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:46,440 Don't you look pretty? Where you guys headed? 478 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,192 Little Miss South Side. 479 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,109 Oh! 480 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,778 Franny's a finalist in Little Miss South Side. 481 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:53,280 [laughs] You're kidding. 482 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:53,989 No. 483 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,617 I-I didn't know you entered. 484 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,035 I didn't know you entered either. 485 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,371 It's getting hot in here... 486 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,582 The more, the merrier, right? 487 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:04,792 Mm-hmm. 488 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:07,669 A little friendly competition never hurt anyone. 489 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,713 Exactly. This'll be fun. 490 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,507 So much fun. 491 00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:12,966 This'll be so much fun. 492 00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:14,176 rock music 493 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,636 Welcome to the lion's den 494 00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,638 You want me to replace my gun with this shit? 495 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,306 No, look. 496 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,767 All you need is your reputation as a Milkovich 497 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,018 and a little help looking the part, 498 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,478 and no one will fuck with you. 499 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,604 Uh-huh. 500 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,147 Job's gonna be fuckin' sweet, man. 501 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,943 I get to transport drugs and money legally. 502 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:33,445 -Sky's the limit, bitch. -Right. 503 00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,448 Hey, thought you'd be happy, man. 504 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,908 I can get us a new place. 505 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,159 Gotta move out of your house 506 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,953 now that my fuckin' dad moved next door. 507 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,455 Oh, so you admit having the Milkoviches next door 508 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,665 -is a problem. -Fuck yeah. 509 00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:46,750 We're loud, violent, racist homophobes 510 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,168 with serious hygiene issues. 511 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,419 My dad tried to fuckin' kill us. 512 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,463 I just didn't wanna say that in front of your family 513 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,756 'cause...fuck 'em. 514 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,509 Gallaghers are only, like, one small step above Milkoviches 515 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,344 on, like, the shitty family ladder. 516 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:08,772 Jesus. 517 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,275 You want me to play fuckin' dress-up G.I. Joe? 518 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,568 Look the part. 519 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:13,819 Everyone will think you're some sort 520 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,613 of special forces military badass or somethin'. 521 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,115 Yeah, I'm not wearin' that shit 522 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,200 unless you're wearin' it with me. 523 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,952 No way. 524 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,162 Okay, good. 525 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:24,872 Take my chances with my regular clothes 526 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,039 and my real fuckin' gun. 527 00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:28,375 Easier like that anyway. 528 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,878 Mick. 529 00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:33,213 [sighs] Wait. 530 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,218 [[indistinct chatter] 531 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:43,974 [Leesie] See? What'd I say? 532 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,642 No dead cop. 533 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,394 Freeze! Police! 534 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,314 Wait. Solo? 535 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,399 White Boy Carl? 536 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:56,820 [laughs] That's when all the altos 537 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,363 became the "alt-nos"! 538 00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,990 [both laughing] 539 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,492 -[Tami snorts] -Ooh! [laughs] 540 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,119 [Tami] Oh, my God! 541 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,163 -You're still funny. -[Marcos] Aw. 542 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,041 And you still do that thing where you crinkle your nose 543 00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:11,501 -and snort. -[Tami giggles] 544 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,757 Nature calls. I'll be right back. 545 00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,091 [slaps shoulder] 546 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,013 So...what do you think? 547 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,057 What do I think? I think, um... 548 00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,184 I think he definitely has a... 549 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,560 has a thing for you, right? 550 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,437 mellow music 551 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,730 What? 552 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,982 I mean, yeah, I'm-I'm gettin' this vibe that... 553 00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:36,610 I don't know, it's weird, but he's... 554 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:37,945 he's crushin' on you. 555 00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:38,987 You-you don't see it? 556 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:41,448 Nope. I mean... 557 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,407 not really. 558 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,243 Don't mean I'm not worth the heat 559 00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,620 You're passing into section 560 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:47,788 [Lip] Huh. 561 00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:50,207 Cost collection of regression... 562 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,918 [Leesie] Okay, some for you 563 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,796 and some more for you 564 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:59,132 and just enough to count as a felony for you. 565 00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:00,717 Come on, man. This some bullshit. 566 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:01,593 Damn. 567 00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:02,886 -[Carl] Hey, Leesie. -Hmm? 568 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:03,971 Can I talk to you for a second? 569 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,555 Yeah. 570 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,392 Down low, baby 571 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,770 What are you doing? 572 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,730 Planting evidence. 573 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,023 Not all of them were sorting pills. 574 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,316 Some of them were just sitting there. 575 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,735 -So what are you suggesting? -Let a few of 'em walk. 576 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,487 Like Solo. He's actually a good dude. 577 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:21,530 He's a drug dealer. 578 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:23,824 There's always gonna be a drug dealer on this block. 579 00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:25,492 Solo's our best option. 580 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,827 Come on. 581 00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:28,620 He sponsors a kids' basketball team, 582 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,080 gives out turkeys on Thanksgiving. 583 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,666 You know who's gonna replace his spot if he gets locked up? 584 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,668 The cartel. They cut heads off. 585 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:35,919 You wanna be back here in two weeks 586 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:36,878 matching heads with bodies? 587 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,839 Okay, we need at least two. 588 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,424 You pick. I'ma take these pills 589 00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,592 back to the car, log 'em in as evidence. 590 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,136 Wait, which two? 591 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,305 I don't give a shit. 592 00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:52,102 [sighs] 593 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,104 Let's spitball. Rapid fire. 594 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,106 What do you got? No wrong answers. 595 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,649 How 'bout we all just move? 596 00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,985 Wrong answer. Not an option. 597 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,111 Oh! 598 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:04,239 How 'bout we just pay someone to burn down their house? 599 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,825 You know how close our houses are to theirs? 600 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,535 Might as well just set ourselves on fire 601 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,078 and cut out the middleman. 602 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,623 Is there any value in letting loose a bedbug 603 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,876 and-and lice infestation? 604 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,252 Bedbugs and lice will just spend a week 605 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,837 training at the Milkoviches', 606 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,505 Learning, evolving, 607 00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:21,590 getting strong and shit. 608 00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:24,509 Then they'll attack our houses with maxed-out abilities. 609 00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:26,970 -We won't stand a chance. -[Liam] Here's an idea. 610 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,222 We find a new house, 611 00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:30,724 pack up all our stuff, 612 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,517 and take that stuff to the new house 613 00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:36,188 and live there forever, away from the racists. 614 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:41,985 Maybe we're going about this all wrong. 615 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:46,073 This is exactly the-the low-rent line of thinking 616 00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:48,867 we're trying to protect this neighborhood from. 617 00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:51,328 We need classy solutions. 618 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:56,416 What would a well-established, civilized homeowner do? 619 00:22:58,919 --> 00:22:59,961 How should I know? 620 00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:02,214 Start a neighborhood watch. 621 00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:04,758 -A homeowner's association. -[Kev] Oh, Frank, 622 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,593 that'll take weeks to set up. 623 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,095 We need them out ASAP, 624 00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:10,806 preferably by the time V gets back. 625 00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:12,849 We need to go right at 'em. 626 00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:15,644 Match their aggression, their crazy. 627 00:23:15,685 --> 00:23:18,897 Scare the shit out of 'em the same way they scare us. 628 00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:20,023 Right. 629 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,193 Fear and intimidation's probably the only way. 630 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,113 Fear? Intimidation? 631 00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:28,740 Who's gonna scare the Milkoviches--us? 632 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,410 Not us, son. 633 00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:34,121 But I know who will. 634 00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:37,082 rock music 635 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,592 What's goin' on here? 636 00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:48,510 [Debbie] Oh, this? 637 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:51,054 Just wanted to freshen up Franny's look. 638 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,305 And this is the look 639 00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:54,182 you think screams Little Miss South Side? 640 00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:55,892 Yeah, sure is. 641 00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:58,478 upbeat music 642 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,022 I never thought I'd live in the fancy part of town, 643 00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:03,942 but the older I get, the more I appreciate space, 644 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,110 quiet. 645 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,904 So when we decided to move back, 646 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:10,031 Near North just made sense. 647 00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:11,491 -Uh, do you rent or own? -[Marcos] Own. 648 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:13,535 It's-it's the only way to go. 649 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,162 So I hear. 650 00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:16,371 [Lip] Mm. 651 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:18,081 [Marcos] I'm actually somewhat of a... 652 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,833 real estate enthusiast, you know? 653 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,084 Buy, sell, fix 'em, flip 'em. 654 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:24,296 Nothing huge, but if I see the potential, 655 00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:26,840 I'm willing to make that investment, you know? 656 00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:28,758 Rolling up my sleeves and... 657 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,177 getting to work. 658 00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:32,679 Oh, Lip's been doing all the renovations at our place. 659 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:36,266 It was basically a tear-down, but now...looks pretty great. 660 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,977 -Thank you. -[Marcos] Good for you, Lip. 661 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:41,104 Love to check it out sometime. 662 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,356 Yeah, sure, yeah, come by anytime. 663 00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:46,943 Oh, uh, I bet Tam-Tam remembers that first house I owned, 664 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:48,737 that two-bedroom fixer-upper? 665 00:24:48,778 --> 00:24:50,405 Yes. Yeah, it was cute. 666 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,491 Sorry, wait, so you went to his house 667 00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:55,202 when you were a student and he was a teacher? 668 00:24:55,243 --> 00:24:57,454 [Marcos] Mm-hmm. She was over all the time. 669 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,414 It was a different era, okay? 670 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:01,750 People weren't so uptight back then. 671 00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:02,834 It was 2010. 672 00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:06,213 How 'bout that, uh, little studio I built in the basement? 673 00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:07,881 Oh, yes! 674 00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:10,675 What was that song we recorded? 675 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:14,304 My heart can be 676 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,973 [both] Such a stranger to me 677 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,017 We come and we go 678 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:23,063 The only way we know how 679 00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:25,357 If love's a fortune-teller 680 00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:28,235 We belong together 681 00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:29,903 'Cause I can't 682 00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:33,240 Lose you now 683 00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:35,742 No, I can't 684 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:38,703 Lose you 685 00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:41,540 You can't help the one you love 686 00:25:41,581 --> 00:25:45,752 The one you love is the one you love, so... 687 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:48,505 bluesy music 688 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,507 So you not gonna arrest me? 689 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,676 No, but for this to work, you gotta tell me 690 00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:54,636 which two of your boys go in your place. 691 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:56,596 [Solo] Uh, word. 692 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:59,391 [exhales] A'ight, let me think, uh... 693 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:02,269 ...you can take Cam. He owe me money. 694 00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:04,854 How's he gonna pay you back if he's in prison, though? 695 00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:07,941 Good point. Leave him. 696 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,278 You can take him. 697 00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:13,363 Yeah, he was supposed to borrow his mom's AC unit, 698 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:14,781 but he forgot; that's part of the reason 699 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:17,200 why we outside and not in the house in the first place. 700 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:19,119 All right, who else? 701 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,870 [Solo sucks teeth, sighs] 702 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:23,748 Mm... [clicking tongue] 703 00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:25,208 ...Twist. 704 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,294 Yeah, you can take Twist. 705 00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:29,004 He talk too much. 706 00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:30,630 Well, think he's a snitch? 707 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,882 Nah, not like that. No, he just talk a lot. 708 00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:36,052 Mainly about, you know, the TV and shit he watches. 709 00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:38,805 He really into all of that British shit. 710 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:41,766 You know, like Downton Abbey, The Crown. 711 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:44,102 [Carl sighs] 712 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,397 I don't know, man. 713 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,566 You want the Milkoviches gone fast, 714 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,192 these are the guys to do it. 715 00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:53,194 [Kev] I don't think these guys are gonna help us, 716 00:26:53,236 --> 00:26:55,822 -considering how white we are. -[Liam] I'm right here. 717 00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:59,075 Frank, if you were any more white, you'd be clear. 718 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:00,744 I shared a cell with the head guy 719 00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:02,287 back in the '90s. 720 00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:04,039 I speak the lingo. 721 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,665 I understand their ideology. 722 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:08,668 I'm practically an honorary member. 723 00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:10,003 Come on. 724 00:27:15,925 --> 00:27:17,260 As-salaam alaikum. 725 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:19,095 How are y'all? 726 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,513 No need for pleasantries. 727 00:27:20,555 --> 00:27:23,808 We've got sort of a... neighborhood situation 728 00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:27,145 which might be of interest to you gents. 729 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:29,481 [Malik] Why would this interest us, 730 00:27:29,522 --> 00:27:31,274 the Lost Tribe of Shabazz, 731 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:34,361 poor righteous teachers, the fruit of Islam? 732 00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:36,655 Because they're racist. 733 00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:38,865 I'm sure you don't want racists here. 734 00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:40,659 So you want us to, what, 735 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:43,578 go over there, strike the fear of Allah into 'em, 736 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,456 drive 'em out, use force if we have to? 737 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:49,000 Yeah, that. Exactly that. 738 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,168 Go jihad if you have to. 739 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,586 I'm glad we're on the same page. 740 00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:52,879 You know what this sounds like to me? 741 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:56,007 A perfect opportunity for us all to work together 742 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,759 against a common enemy. 743 00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:59,552 Sounds like a Yacubian devil problem, 744 00:27:59,594 --> 00:28:01,262 and we got no business joinin' one devil 745 00:28:01,304 --> 00:28:02,722 in his fight against the other. 746 00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:05,308 I'm sorry, um... I missed that first part. 747 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,144 -Yacubi what? -It means white people. 748 00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:09,646 Oh, we're the devil. 749 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,856 Right, got it. Carry on. 750 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,652 If not for us... 751 00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:18,863 ...do it for him. 752 00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:22,701 Little brother, is it true what this devil is saying 753 00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:25,078 about the more devilish devils next door? 754 00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:28,748 -You scared? -Terrified. 755 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:34,421 We'll do it but only to demonstrate 756 00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:36,589 the awesome power the Asiatic Black man possesses 757 00:28:36,631 --> 00:28:39,134 when we stand fearlessly against the wicked ways 758 00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:40,635 of those who would oppress us. 759 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:42,554 Now, who are these devils we evictin'? 760 00:28:42,595 --> 00:28:43,638 What are their names? 761 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,140 Well, these particular devils 762 00:28:45,181 --> 00:28:46,891 go by the name of Milkovich. 763 00:28:46,933 --> 00:28:48,935 [person clears throat] 764 00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:53,356 You know, I forgot. [chuckles] 765 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:55,275 I forgot we got a pray thing that we gotta do. 766 00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:58,153 We-we pray, like, five times a day. 767 00:28:58,194 --> 00:29:00,905 So we gon-we gonna do that. 768 00:29:00,947 --> 00:29:02,240 Good luck to you fellas. 769 00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:04,951 Peace and blessings. 770 00:29:09,038 --> 00:29:10,123 [door slams] 771 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:15,086 [Ilene sighs] 772 00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:19,257 Come on, Franny, the judges asked you what you like to do. 773 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:21,301 What'd you tell me last week? 774 00:29:21,342 --> 00:29:23,136 You like to, uh, dress up like a princess. 775 00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:24,637 You--your doll house collection. 776 00:29:24,679 --> 00:29:25,764 Tell 'em about that. 777 00:29:25,805 --> 00:29:28,683 Why don't we just skip on to the talent portion? 778 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,810 Right, uh...come on, baby. Sing your song. 779 00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:33,104 -Mm-mm. -Sing your song, Franny. 780 00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:34,314 Mm-mm. 781 00:29:34,355 --> 00:29:35,857 [whispering] Don't do this to me. 782 00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:38,485 -[door clicks open] -[Veronica] Scuse me. 783 00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:41,488 I just wanna remind the panel of esteemed judges 784 00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:43,323 about the strict time limit. 785 00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:46,618 Unfortunately, this contestant's time has elapsed 786 00:29:46,659 --> 00:29:48,453 98 seconds ago. 787 00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:49,746 Oh, thank God. She's right. 788 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,414 -That is all! -But she-- 789 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:54,125 [Ilene] Miss Gallagher, your time's up. 790 00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:57,128 upbeat music 791 00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:04,594 [dogs barking] 792 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:06,638 Look, it's SEAL Team Dicks. 793 00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:09,390 Oh, no, they're trying to infiltrate our breach 794 00:30:09,432 --> 00:30:11,142 from the rear. 795 00:30:11,184 --> 00:30:13,269 [laughter] 796 00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:14,896 [door slams] 797 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,397 [Kev] Jesus. 798 00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:18,107 A little overdressed, don't you think? 799 00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:19,400 [Frank laughs] 800 00:30:19,442 --> 00:30:20,777 Look, you want your money to be safe or not? 801 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,362 Let's get to it. What's the job? 802 00:30:22,403 --> 00:30:23,571 [Kev] Pretty straightforward. 803 00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:24,739 Just take the money to the grow house 804 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:26,825 so we can get on the regular delivery list. 805 00:30:26,866 --> 00:30:29,744 Grow house? I thought I was your supplier. 806 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,246 Supply and demand leveled out. 807 00:30:31,287 --> 00:30:33,248 Everyone's got legal product again. 808 00:30:33,289 --> 00:30:35,166 Well, for fuck's sake, Kev. 809 00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,543 [Mickey] All right. 810 00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:38,711 Chop-chop. Collect the money. 811 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:41,881 You collect the money. 812 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:43,967 I'm the boss, 'member? 813 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,719 [laughs] I just supervise and shit; you do all the work. 814 00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:49,848 Uh, fuck you. I don't work for you. 815 00:30:49,889 --> 00:30:52,141 [Mickey] You're making me look bad, asshole. 816 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,312 All right, I got two of these 817 00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:58,273 in case you got too much cash to move. 818 00:30:58,314 --> 00:30:59,899 All right. Turn around. 819 00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:02,235 Where I keep my money's for my eyes only. 820 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:03,319 [scoffs] 821 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,822 I'm serious! Turn around. 822 00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:09,158 [whispering] Put your head down. 823 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,161 funky music 824 00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:26,342 Okay. 825 00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:28,845 There ya go. 826 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,222 -[music stops] -What's this? 827 00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:32,932 Yesterday's profits. 828 00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:37,061 This is only, like, 1,500 bucks. 829 00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:38,813 $1,653. 830 00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:41,190 Take that money, minus your cut, to the grow house. 831 00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:42,734 They're waiting. 832 00:31:48,114 --> 00:31:49,407 This is-- 833 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:57,206 What are we gonna do about the Milkoviches? 834 00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:01,336 We could go to the Nation of Islam for help. 835 00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:03,296 -Those guys are-- -We just did that, Frank, 836 00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:05,131 literally less than an hour ago. 837 00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:06,674 I know that. 838 00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:09,469 Th-th-that's-that's not what I meant! 839 00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:12,305 I meant we could go back 840 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:15,183 or we could get to Mrs. McCurdy, 841 00:32:15,224 --> 00:32:17,352 talk to her, 842 00:32:17,393 --> 00:32:20,229 try to convince her to evict them. 843 00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:22,273 Record her living conditions. 844 00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:23,775 It's gotta be horrific in there 845 00:32:23,816 --> 00:32:26,069 now that the Milkoviches have moved in. 846 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:28,529 There's no way they'd let 'em stay there 847 00:32:28,571 --> 00:32:30,490 if there was proof of elder abuse. 848 00:32:30,531 --> 00:32:32,617 There's no way they're gonna let you get near her. 849 00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:34,243 They got that place surrounded. 850 00:32:34,285 --> 00:32:36,829 If we created a distraction, 851 00:32:36,871 --> 00:32:38,498 draw them to the front of the house, 852 00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:39,999 I could sneak in the back. 853 00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:43,169 What gets white trash's attention? 854 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,880 A Trans Am that needs fixin'? 855 00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:48,800 A Black athlete disrespecting our flag. 856 00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:51,511 -A gun rally. -A Klan rally. 857 00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:53,805 A monster truck rally. 858 00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:55,640 Well, any rally, really. 859 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:58,142 I think I know what might do the trick. 860 00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:00,812 Let me get my running shoes. 861 00:33:00,853 --> 00:33:05,066 I am just a fan of all your power and might 862 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:08,111 I know you can, you're the man... 863 00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:10,154 [Lip sighs] 864 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:14,242 Well, let's get goin' 865 00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:16,285 Let's get goin' 866 00:33:17,745 --> 00:33:19,247 You got it 867 00:33:19,288 --> 00:33:20,748 Let's get goin' 868 00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:23,668 You got it 869 00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:27,005 All right, you haven't said a word since brunch. 870 00:33:27,046 --> 00:33:29,340 Well, that is because I'm pretty much speechless. 871 00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:30,842 Okay. 872 00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:32,844 Why? 873 00:33:32,885 --> 00:33:37,515 Oh, maybe 'cause you fucked your teacher in high school? 874 00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:39,767 What? No. 875 00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:42,520 No, so-so you didn't fuck your teacher. 876 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:46,315 -We dated. -Oh. 877 00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:48,860 It was a serious relationship. 878 00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:52,697 Okay, yeah, we slept together. 879 00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:54,615 -But it was beautiful. -God, I knew it. 880 00:33:54,657 --> 00:33:56,784 You couldn't have given me a heads-up before brunch? 881 00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:58,703 No, because I figured you wouldn't get it. 882 00:33:58,745 --> 00:34:00,872 Nobody gets it. 883 00:34:00,913 --> 00:34:02,040 Look, you're already judging me. 884 00:34:02,081 --> 00:34:04,125 You were a kid. That's some pedophile shit! 885 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:08,337 I was mature for my age, and I went after him, so... 886 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:11,299 You don't know how it was between us. 887 00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:13,176 Okay, I wasn't a child. 888 00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:14,844 He saw me for me. 889 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:16,971 I saw him for him. 890 00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:18,931 That's what made it beautiful. 891 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,604 I gotta go work on my bike. 892 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:29,776 What the hell was that in there? 893 00:34:29,817 --> 00:34:32,195 Oh, just making sure the judges are abidin' by their own rules. 894 00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:34,322 -Nothing personal. -It sure feels personal. 895 00:34:34,363 --> 00:34:36,199 It feels like you're trying to sabotage Franny. 896 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:39,660 When you're used to privilege, equality feels like oppression. 897 00:34:39,702 --> 00:34:41,537 Privilege? Me? 898 00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:43,873 I grew up worse off than you-- with Frank! 899 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,667 Yeah, who ever heard of a little blonde girl 900 00:34:46,709 --> 00:34:48,961 getting special treatment? 901 00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:52,090 Scuse me. Amy has to go to the bathroom. 902 00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:57,678 That bitch. 903 00:34:57,720 --> 00:35:00,098 Maybe you should just drop it. 904 00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:02,850 Fuck that. 905 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:05,144 Hey, Franny, I have a great idea. 906 00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:07,021 Do you wanna help Gemma with her makeup? 907 00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:10,066 I think that you could make her look really pretty. 908 00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:12,902 -Wanna do it? -Debbie, don't. 909 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,487 V started it. 910 00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:26,624 Oh, this lady sure does have a massive set of balls. 911 00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:36,259 dramatic music 912 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:38,970 Well, hey there, Officer. Something I can get you? 913 00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:41,931 What--ow! Are you-- What is wrong with you? 914 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:45,726 Get off of me! Hell is wrong with you? 915 00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:47,979 Oh, you crazy! Aah! 916 00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:49,772 Fucking get off of me! 917 00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:55,987 -What are you do-- -Hey! 918 00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:09,584 [Miss June] No! [grunts] 919 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:23,014 Last...warning. 920 00:36:23,806 --> 00:36:25,558 Well, fuck you, then, you raggedy old, 921 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,101 dusty old, musty old, oink-oink, 922 00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:29,437 Porky Pig, Oscar Mayer bacon bitch! 923 00:36:29,478 --> 00:36:31,147 Fuck the police! 924 00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:34,317 What did you just say to me? 925 00:36:34,692 --> 00:36:37,320 You really expect me to repeat all that? 926 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:40,698 -Strip. -[gun cocking] 927 00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:43,409 Bitch, I said strip! 928 00:36:45,077 --> 00:36:48,164 Lose the dress now. 929 00:36:57,924 --> 00:36:59,258 Wig too. 930 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,720 -Leesie. -No, she gonna learn. 931 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:03,763 Wig! 932 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,187 Come on, now! 933 00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:18,444 Let's go to the car and get a Red Bull. 934 00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:21,072 I'm having a 2:30 in the afternoon sorta feeling, 935 00:37:21,113 --> 00:37:22,531 know what I'm saying? 936 00:37:22,573 --> 00:37:24,075 [Miss June sobs] 937 00:37:31,707 --> 00:37:33,584 death metal music 938 00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:36,128 [Kev] Enough is enough! 939 00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:38,756 We won't tolerate hate in this neighborhood. 940 00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:41,801 [music blaring on stereo] 941 00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:48,683 Mm-hmm. 942 00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:50,851 -This is stupid. -You say stupid. 943 00:37:50,893 --> 00:37:52,353 I say necessary. 944 00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:55,273 [dog barking] 945 00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:02,071 Hey, buddy. 946 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,781 How ya doing? 947 00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:05,283 It's Frank. Remember me? I'm-- 948 00:38:05,324 --> 00:38:07,368 I mean, yeah, I live in the hood. 949 00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:09,578 You remember? Yeah, you know me! 950 00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:11,038 -[dog whimpers] -Yeah! 951 00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:18,337 Hmm? 952 00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:20,673 Oh, yeah. 953 00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:24,093 [inhales] That one's gotta hurt, huh? 954 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,345 I got a whole stack of these. 955 00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:28,973 I'm thinkin' about burning all of 'em. 956 00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:32,184 I think we just spooked him. Come on. 957 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:36,689 -[dog barking] -Jesus! Okay! Okay! 958 00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:39,066 Ooh, ooh, easy, easy, easy, easy. 959 00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:42,111 Holy shit! Even their dog is racist. 960 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:44,488 [laughing] How 'bout that? 961 00:38:44,530 --> 00:38:46,073 I think you gotta go in. 962 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:47,908 The Milkoviches have probably fantasized 963 00:38:47,950 --> 00:38:50,870 about finding some Black kid breaking into their house. 964 00:38:50,911 --> 00:38:52,580 Every cause needs a martyr. 965 00:38:52,621 --> 00:38:54,040 No, Frank. 966 00:38:54,081 --> 00:38:57,168 I-I'm the only one who can keep the dog quiet. 967 00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:59,462 If he keeps barking, we're gonna get caught. 968 00:39:00,087 --> 00:39:02,631 I'm counting on you, son. 969 00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:04,675 We all are. 970 00:39:08,637 --> 00:39:09,805 [sighs] 971 00:39:09,847 --> 00:39:11,557 [Frank whispering] Easy. 972 00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:18,564 [Kev] What are you gonna do? 973 00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:19,732 You gonna chase me, huh? 974 00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:21,692 Gonna try to stop me, beat me up? 975 00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:22,943 Why would we do that? 976 00:39:22,985 --> 00:39:25,988 I'm literally torching your entire belief system. 977 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,406 It's incredibly disrespectful. 978 00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,200 I don't know. It's just paper, man. 979 00:39:29,241 --> 00:39:30,993 [Joey] Yeah, symbols are just symbols. 980 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,913 I mean, even that big old flag back there-- 981 00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:35,790 it's meaningless, really. 982 00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:37,458 What are you talking about? 983 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,919 Real racism-- it's in our hearts, 984 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,546 in our minds, in our souls. 985 00:39:42,588 --> 00:39:43,923 Can't burn that, dude. 986 00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:49,178 [muffled death metal music playing] 987 00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:07,780 [floorboards creaking] 988 00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:13,577 [sighs] 989 00:40:29,301 --> 00:40:31,303 [cell phone dings] 990 00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,600 Are you okay? 991 00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:40,020 Are you being held here against your will? 992 00:40:40,062 --> 00:40:42,148 [sighs] 993 00:40:42,189 --> 00:40:44,900 Have all these people moved into your house 994 00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:46,610 without your permission? 995 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:49,738 Mrs. McCurdy, 996 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:53,951 is there anything you can tell me about Terry Milkovich? 997 00:40:57,580 --> 00:41:00,416 Terry Milkovich? 998 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,669 I'll tell you about Terry. 999 00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:05,254 He's a beast. 1000 00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:08,883 death metal music 1001 00:41:08,924 --> 00:41:09,884 [Mikey] How was I supposed to know 1002 00:41:09,925 --> 00:41:10,968 they didn't have any money? 1003 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:11,927 [Ian] Well, you should have checked how much 1004 00:41:11,969 --> 00:41:13,095 we'd actually be transporting. 1005 00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:14,346 Well, it wouldn't matter if you hadn't made us buy 1006 00:41:14,388 --> 00:41:15,431 this stupid-ass SWAT team shit. 1007 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:16,849 Which wouldn't fucking matter 1008 00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:18,100 if you made half as much as you promised. 1009 00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:20,352 "Oh, could be thousands, maybe millions. 1010 00:41:20,394 --> 00:41:22,104 Be fucking billionaires by Tuesday." 1011 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:23,981 You know what? You're fuckin' fired. 1012 00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:26,233 You can't fire somebody you never employed. 1013 00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:28,444 I was trying to help you out. 1014 00:41:35,784 --> 00:41:39,038 angelic music 1015 00:41:39,079 --> 00:41:41,290 [Mickey] Holy shit! 1016 00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:56,347 Uh, hey, Tam, where's my soap? 1017 00:41:56,388 --> 00:41:58,307 You know, the grease pumice stuff. 1018 00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:00,518 -Oh, I put it under the sink. -Why? 1019 00:42:00,559 --> 00:42:03,646 I want the nice shit out. We're having company. 1020 00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:05,231 -We are? -Yeah. 1021 00:42:05,272 --> 00:42:07,316 Marcos and his fiancée. 1022 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:08,567 Twice in one day? 1023 00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:10,819 I mean, brunch was more than enough, 1024 00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:11,946 don't you think? 1025 00:42:11,987 --> 00:42:13,697 Well, you're the one who invited him. 1026 00:42:13,739 --> 00:42:14,865 The fuck I did. 1027 00:42:14,907 --> 00:42:16,617 You said, "Come by anytime." 1028 00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:19,578 Well, he's taking you up on your offer. 1029 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:20,829 [Lip] Mm. 1030 00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:22,998 [doorbell rings] 1031 00:42:27,419 --> 00:42:29,171 -Hi. -Hi! 1032 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:30,839 This is Kelly... 1033 00:42:32,049 --> 00:42:33,342 ...my fiancée. 1034 00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:34,885 Hi. [giggles] 1035 00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:59,326 You okay, Eilish? 1036 00:42:59,368 --> 00:43:00,286 Mm-hmm. 1037 00:43:00,327 --> 00:43:03,247 All right, well, good shift today, man. 1038 00:43:03,289 --> 00:43:05,416 You're really taking to this police shit. 1039 00:43:05,457 --> 00:43:07,126 You gonna be a decent cop. 1040 00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:09,003 Just clean out the car, go on home, 1041 00:43:09,044 --> 00:43:10,170 get some rest... 1042 00:43:10,212 --> 00:43:11,797 back at it again tomorrow. 1043 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:13,424 More heads to bust. 1044 00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:22,266 funky music 1045 00:43:27,229 --> 00:43:29,690 Before we make our final decision, 1046 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,483 we'd like to ask each of the mothers 1047 00:43:31,525 --> 00:43:33,569 to explain what excites them most 1048 00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:36,238 about the Little Miss South Side title. 1049 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,365 We can start with you, Miss Gallagher. 1050 00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:39,992 Well...[exhales] 1051 00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:41,577 ...I think that Franny is 1052 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:44,121 most excited about becoming an ambassador 1053 00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:45,414 for our community, 1054 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:46,540 showing the rest of the city 1055 00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:47,791 what the South Side's all about. 1056 00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:50,294 Whether it's, uh, going to a little league game 1057 00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:53,422 or a parade or the grand opening of a new Arby's, 1058 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:54,923 there's no place that we won't go. 1059 00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:57,009 [Veronica, muffled] Do you even go to those places? 1060 00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:58,427 Excuse me? 1061 00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:01,347 I'm just saying, given your status, 1062 00:44:01,388 --> 00:44:03,265 are you allowed to go to those events? 1063 00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:05,351 Are you allowed to be here? 1064 00:44:05,392 --> 00:44:07,436 Uh...[chuckles nervously] 1065 00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:09,563 ...I got special permission. 1066 00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:11,190 I'm sorry, what status? 1067 00:44:11,231 --> 00:44:13,359 She's a registered sex offender. 1068 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,402 Hot lesbian convict? That's her. 1069 00:44:15,444 --> 00:44:16,320 You bitch! 1070 00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:17,613 Who you callin' a bitch, bitch? 1071 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,365 You, you drug-dealing bitch! 1072 00:44:19,406 --> 00:44:20,532 She's a drug dealer. She deals drugs. 1073 00:44:20,574 --> 00:44:23,827 [Veronica] I am a legal cannabis entrepreneur! 1074 00:44:23,869 --> 00:44:26,330 [overlapping shouting] 1075 00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:27,665 What, a Black woman can't be... 1076 00:44:27,706 --> 00:44:29,333 Technically, I am a registered sex offender... 1077 00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:31,418 And look what she did to my daughter's face. 1078 00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:32,753 [Debbie] I would never touch a child! 1079 00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:35,005 [Veronica] A broke-down little 1980s pageant little girl! 1080 00:44:35,047 --> 00:44:36,674 rock music 1081 00:44:36,715 --> 00:44:38,592 [Trisha] Okay, I guess this is enough 1082 00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:41,011 to keep them back on our delivery schedule. 1083 00:44:41,053 --> 00:44:43,472 -Barely. -All right, thanks. 1084 00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:45,057 I'll let 'em know. 1085 00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:46,392 [Trisha] You guys new? 1086 00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:48,560 Haven't seen you around before. 1087 00:44:48,602 --> 00:44:50,312 What are you guys... 1088 00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:52,564 ex-military, Rangers, 1089 00:44:52,606 --> 00:44:54,483 SEALs, Delta Force? 1090 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:57,361 Uh, y-yeah, yeah. All that shit. 1091 00:44:57,403 --> 00:45:00,447 I, uh...I-I just got back from, uh, 1092 00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:02,408 mowin' down terrorists overseas, you know? 1093 00:45:02,449 --> 00:45:05,411 Took out a whole... 1094 00:45:05,452 --> 00:45:06,328 village. 1095 00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:07,287 Fuck those guys. 1096 00:45:07,329 --> 00:45:08,789 -[Trisha laughs] Right on. -Yeah. 1097 00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:12,084 I could need another pro security firm on our roster. 1098 00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:14,294 Business...is booming. 1099 00:45:14,336 --> 00:45:16,422 We can't keep up with all the pickups and deliveries. 1100 00:45:16,463 --> 00:45:19,258 Oh, I am your man, you know? Very professional. 1101 00:45:19,299 --> 00:45:20,300 Extra professional. 1102 00:45:20,342 --> 00:45:22,344 Uh, how much are we gonna get paid? 1103 00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:23,470 It's gotta be worth our time. 1104 00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:26,223 Going rate is a grand a day. 1105 00:45:28,308 --> 00:45:30,310 That's a little lower than what I'm used to, 1106 00:45:30,352 --> 00:45:32,354 but, uh... 1107 00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:34,565 we'll make it work, ya know? 1108 00:45:35,274 --> 00:45:37,401 Uh, so, yeah, we still got a lot of work 1109 00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:38,652 we wanna do in here. 1110 00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:42,156 Um...maybe some under-cabinet LEDs. 1111 00:45:42,197 --> 00:45:44,616 Uh, exhaust hood here, obviously. 1112 00:45:44,658 --> 00:45:47,286 Yeah, yeah, no, I like how you smoothed the grout... 1113 00:45:47,327 --> 00:45:49,413 where you really should have used some quarter round. 1114 00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:51,415 They didn't have any quarter round available? 1115 00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:53,417 -Well, shit's expensive, so... -[Marcos] Yeah. 1116 00:45:53,459 --> 00:45:55,252 But it's worth it. 1117 00:45:56,336 --> 00:45:57,880 When I was young like you, 1118 00:45:57,921 --> 00:46:00,424 -I went for efficiency. -[Lip] Uh-huh. 1119 00:46:00,466 --> 00:46:03,719 But eventually, I learned the value of quality. 1120 00:46:04,803 --> 00:46:06,305 No rush. 1121 00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:08,682 That's the advantage of experience. 1122 00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:11,393 You just take it nice and slow 1123 00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,103 and get it all the way right. 1124 00:46:13,145 --> 00:46:16,273 [Kelly giggles] 1125 00:46:18,066 --> 00:46:19,359 Uh, Kelly, we weren't sure 1126 00:46:19,401 --> 00:46:21,195 we'd get the chance to meet you. 1127 00:46:21,236 --> 00:46:23,363 Um, how did that job interview go? 1128 00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:25,032 Job interview? 1129 00:46:25,073 --> 00:46:27,618 Yeah, that's where Marcos said you were today, right? 1130 00:46:27,659 --> 00:46:29,661 Admissions interview for school. 1131 00:46:29,703 --> 00:46:31,872 Oh! Uh, what-what schools you lookin' at, 1132 00:46:31,914 --> 00:46:34,291 Northwestern, Columbia, Loyola? 1133 00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:37,336 [giggles] Uh, Greenfield Prep. High school. 1134 00:46:37,377 --> 00:46:39,213 I'm one semester short of graduating. 1135 00:46:39,254 --> 00:46:41,340 Uh, wait. So you were his student? 1136 00:46:41,381 --> 00:46:44,134 Uh...technically, I guess. 1137 00:46:44,176 --> 00:46:47,262 But...he saw me for me. 1138 00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:49,223 And I saw him for him, and... 1139 00:46:49,264 --> 00:46:50,265 [sighs] 1140 00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:52,142 ...that's what makes us so special. 1141 00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:53,310 Right. 1142 00:46:58,398 --> 00:46:59,525 [Ilene] Okay. 1143 00:46:59,566 --> 00:47:01,401 After careful deliberation, 1144 00:47:01,443 --> 00:47:03,195 we'd like to announce the winner. 1145 00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:04,112 [Veronica] Wait. 1146 00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:05,239 Before you announce the winner, 1147 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:06,573 I never got a chance to say 1148 00:47:06,615 --> 00:47:10,118 why my family is excited about this title. 1149 00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:15,582 I grew up on the South Side. 1150 00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:17,793 And I know what it would mean 1151 00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:20,379 to the little Black girls who live here 1152 00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:22,631 to see someone who looks like them 1153 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:24,675 wearing that tiara and sash. 1154 00:47:24,716 --> 00:47:28,011 I know what it will mean to them to have someone 1155 00:47:28,053 --> 00:47:30,722 who looks like my Gemma. 1156 00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:32,683 The South Side doesn't really feel like 1157 00:47:32,724 --> 00:47:34,351 the South Side anymore, 1158 00:47:34,393 --> 00:47:37,563 at least not in the way that I remember it. 1159 00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:40,357 But that doesn't mean we should stop trying 1160 00:47:40,399 --> 00:47:44,236 to preserve what makes our community special. 1161 00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:45,904 And it's not just about race. 1162 00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:49,283 It's about pride. It's about perseverance. 1163 00:47:49,324 --> 00:47:50,909 It's about working together 1164 00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:53,370 to strive for the American dream, 1165 00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:57,165 even though it feels a million miles away. 1166 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:01,420 I guess all I'm sayin' is, 1167 00:48:01,461 --> 00:48:02,921 Little Miss South Side 1168 00:48:02,963 --> 00:48:05,591 should represent the South Side, 1169 00:48:05,632 --> 00:48:07,968 not just in the way she looks 1170 00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:10,679 but also in the way she can inspire. 1171 00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:12,639 She should show little girls 1172 00:48:12,681 --> 00:48:15,267 that you can still aim to be something 1173 00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:16,894 and maybe those dreams... 1174 00:48:16,935 --> 00:48:19,688 are just a little closer than you think they are. 1175 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:22,733 stirring music 1176 00:48:24,443 --> 00:48:27,738 [applause] 1177 00:48:30,365 --> 00:48:33,035 If there are no more speeches. 1178 00:48:34,703 --> 00:48:37,789 ...your new Little Miss South Side... 1179 00:48:37,831 --> 00:48:39,124 from Aleppo, Syria, 1180 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:42,169 visiting Chicago for her spina bifida treatment, 1181 00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:45,672 Amena Farah Uri Abbasi. 1182 00:48:45,714 --> 00:48:49,051 [applause] 1183 00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:58,143 Terry Milkovich? 1184 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:01,063 I'll tell you about Terry. 1185 00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:02,648 He's a beast. 1186 00:49:02,689 --> 00:49:06,234 A beast in the sack. 1187 00:49:06,276 --> 00:49:09,196 And I thank God every day 1188 00:49:09,237 --> 00:49:11,156 that he came into my life. 1189 00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:14,326 And then I ask God to avert his eyes, 1190 00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:16,703 because what we do... 1191 00:49:16,745 --> 00:49:18,205 it's a sin. 1192 00:49:18,246 --> 00:49:21,667 Have you ever heard of something called 1193 00:49:21,708 --> 00:49:24,586 fisting, young man? 1194 00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:27,339 That's where Terry makes a fist 1195 00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:28,674 and shoves it up my-- 1196 00:49:28,715 --> 00:49:30,467 All right, all right, enough. 1197 00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:32,761 We pissed off the Milkoviches, 1198 00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:34,554 and we managed to make things worse. 1199 00:49:34,596 --> 00:49:38,600 Well, chin up, lad. We'll be at it again tomorrow. 1200 00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:42,145 What time should I come by so we can get started, 11? 1201 00:49:42,187 --> 00:49:45,440 [engine revving, rock music blaring over stereo] 1202 00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:48,443 [people shouting and cheering] 1203 00:49:48,485 --> 00:49:51,196 [scoffs] And they're still comin'. 1204 00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:54,783 How many more of these fuckers can they cram into that dump? 1205 00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:57,327 [engine revs] 1206 00:49:59,454 --> 00:50:02,457 [people shouting and cheering] 1207 00:50:06,169 --> 00:50:07,879 [Frank groans] 1208 00:50:10,716 --> 00:50:13,218 Hey, neighbors! Ah. 1209 00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:14,511 I hope you don't mind 1210 00:50:14,553 --> 00:50:17,389 our takin' over the empty lot next door to ya. 1211 00:50:17,431 --> 00:50:19,641 House was gettin' crowded. 1212 00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:21,393 But this works, right? 1213 00:50:22,936 --> 00:50:26,773 [Frank] Jesus, now we're surrounded by Milkoviches. 1214 00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:41,830 Can you believe that little Syrian heifer stole our crown? 1215 00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:43,415 Ugh. I know. 1216 00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:44,958 I mean, we're from the South Side. 1217 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,335 What the hell has she been through? 1218 00:50:48,378 --> 00:50:49,921 I'm sorry, Debs. 1219 00:50:50,464 --> 00:50:51,590 Me too. 1220 00:50:51,631 --> 00:50:54,176 -We cool? -Yeah. 1221 00:50:54,217 --> 00:50:56,595 Well, if you two are done kissing and making up, 1222 00:50:56,636 --> 00:50:58,513 -I sort of wanna... -Yeah, let's get out of here. 1223 00:50:58,555 --> 00:50:59,473 ...get the fuck out. 1224 00:50:59,514 --> 00:51:01,558 -See ya, V. -[Veronica] Bye, girl. 1225 00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:04,102 Oh, I almost forgot. 1226 00:51:04,936 --> 00:51:06,521 [Jenkins] Miss Fisher. 1227 00:51:06,563 --> 00:51:08,690 Alderman Jenkins. 1228 00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:10,150 I really enjoyed your speech. 1229 00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:13,487 Not enough to vote for my Gemma. 1230 00:51:13,528 --> 00:51:15,322 Look, between you, me, and the lamppost, 1231 00:51:15,363 --> 00:51:17,407 this event is put on by the Chamber of Commerce. 1232 00:51:17,449 --> 00:51:19,034 Their goal is to generate commerce. 1233 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:22,412 They see all these gentrifiers as a way of making more money. 1234 00:51:22,454 --> 00:51:24,039 And that Syrian girl's sob story 1235 00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:26,917 appeals to millennials and bleeding hearts. 1236 00:51:29,211 --> 00:51:31,004 The Chamber is a major contributor 1237 00:51:31,046 --> 00:51:32,923 to my reelection campaign. 1238 00:51:32,964 --> 00:51:35,217 Can't bite the hand that feeds me, but... 1239 00:51:35,258 --> 00:51:36,093 I could use you. 1240 00:51:36,134 --> 00:51:38,929 Democratic Party of Chicago could use you. 1241 00:51:38,970 --> 00:51:39,971 Someone with your passion, 1242 00:51:40,013 --> 00:51:42,557 with your gift for persuasive speech... 1243 00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:44,101 you've got talent. 1244 00:51:44,142 --> 00:51:46,019 -Thank you. -[laughs lightly] 1245 00:51:46,061 --> 00:51:47,896 I'd love to pick your brain sometime, 1246 00:51:47,938 --> 00:51:49,147 get your opinion on local issues, 1247 00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:50,649 see where there might be an opportunity 1248 00:51:50,690 --> 00:51:52,442 to get you involved. 1249 00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:56,488 Okay, drive safe. Thanks again. 1250 00:51:56,530 --> 00:51:57,739 Yeah, appreciate you guys coming by. 1251 00:51:57,781 --> 00:51:58,907 Again soon, okay? 1252 00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:00,659 Maybe we can get together-- 1253 00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:01,785 [door slams] 1254 00:52:01,827 --> 00:52:05,038 What...the...fuck? 1255 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,124 I-I mean, what's the matter with him? 1256 00:52:07,165 --> 00:52:09,918 -She's, like, ten! -Seventeen, she said. 1257 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,837 Eighteen soon. 1258 00:52:11,878 --> 00:52:13,088 Age ain't nothin' but a number, right? 1259 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:15,048 It's gotta be, what-- it's, what... 1260 00:52:15,090 --> 00:52:17,634 daddy issues? [scoffs] 1261 00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:21,555 I mean, I didn't have daddy issues. 1262 00:52:21,596 --> 00:52:23,682 I don't have daddy issues. 1263 00:52:24,724 --> 00:52:28,103 [scoffs] I mean, I love my dad, yeah, 1264 00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:31,189 but in a completely normal, healthy way. 1265 00:52:31,731 --> 00:52:33,191 Right. 1266 00:52:33,233 --> 00:52:35,735 [scoffs] 1267 00:52:35,777 --> 00:52:37,654 You think I have daddy issues. 1268 00:52:38,780 --> 00:52:40,490 -Uh... -You know what? 1269 00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:41,867 Fuck off! I do not! 1270 00:52:41,908 --> 00:52:44,077 Come on, you've been around my family. 1271 00:52:44,119 --> 00:52:47,497 Yeah, we have our quirks, but we're pretty normal. 1272 00:52:47,539 --> 00:52:48,915 And sure, 1273 00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:50,584 I guess, you know, when my mom died, 1274 00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:52,002 we all got thrown for a loop. 1275 00:52:52,043 --> 00:52:53,420 But that's normal. 1276 00:52:53,461 --> 00:52:55,088 And Cami, she took the reins 1277 00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:56,715 and she went from being my big sister 1278 00:52:56,756 --> 00:52:59,843 to de facto mom, and my dad, he stepped up 1279 00:52:59,885 --> 00:53:01,428 and he put all of his attention on Cory 1280 00:53:01,469 --> 00:53:03,305 'cause she was the baby and she needed her dad. 1281 00:53:03,346 --> 00:53:05,891 And that--you know, that left me... 1282 00:53:05,932 --> 00:53:07,434 [sigh exasperatedly] 1283 00:53:07,475 --> 00:53:09,394 [huffs] 1284 00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:11,229 ...in the middle... 1285 00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:14,399 ...alone... 1286 00:53:16,151 --> 00:53:18,570 ...desperate for attention. 1287 00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:22,741 And that's... 1288 00:53:22,782 --> 00:53:24,618 right when I started dating Marcos. 1289 00:53:24,659 --> 00:53:26,411 Oh, my God. 1290 00:53:30,081 --> 00:53:32,250 I have daddy issues. 1291 00:53:32,292 --> 00:53:33,543 [groans] 1292 00:53:38,006 --> 00:53:41,801 I thought I was... so smart 1293 00:53:41,843 --> 00:53:43,678 and mature. 1294 00:53:44,137 --> 00:53:47,682 But really, I was needy and daddy-starved 1295 00:53:47,724 --> 00:53:49,351 and dumb. 1296 00:53:49,392 --> 00:53:50,977 I mean, I got played by a pedophile. 1297 00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:53,688 God, I am a fucking cliché. 1298 00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:55,482 Ah. 1299 00:53:55,523 --> 00:53:56,942 [sighs] 1300 00:53:56,983 --> 00:53:58,610 soft music 1301 00:53:58,652 --> 00:54:00,779 [Lip] Hmm. 1302 00:54:00,820 --> 00:54:03,657 -You're not dumb. -Mm. 1303 00:54:03,698 --> 00:54:04,908 All right? 1304 00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:07,661 You were immature and vulnerable, 1305 00:54:07,702 --> 00:54:09,579 and he took advantage of you. 1306 00:54:10,455 --> 00:54:11,957 Now you're smarter. 1307 00:54:11,998 --> 00:54:15,168 You make great decisions, 1308 00:54:15,210 --> 00:54:16,962 like choosing an age-appropriate, 1309 00:54:17,003 --> 00:54:18,713 handsome stud like me. 1310 00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:20,674 [laughs breathily] 1311 00:54:26,888 --> 00:54:30,267 [dog barking distantly] 1312 00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:35,480 [person shouts, glass shatters distantly] 1313 00:54:39,609 --> 00:54:41,611 I don't want no smoke. 1314 00:54:41,653 --> 00:54:43,321 Po-po, go away. 1315 00:54:43,363 --> 00:54:44,239 Go away! 1316 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,865 Look, you can just leave me the hell alone, 1317 00:54:45,907 --> 00:54:47,867 because I ain't sellin' shit. 1318 00:54:48,326 --> 00:54:51,579 Somme's "Goin' On" playing 1319 00:55:00,213 --> 00:55:01,589 A little older, I don't mind it 1320 00:55:01,631 --> 00:55:03,300 'Cause she's got her shit together 1321 00:55:03,341 --> 00:55:05,885 Like nobody else I know 1322 00:55:05,927 --> 00:55:07,220 She's pretty much a batter 1323 00:55:07,262 --> 00:55:08,638 But she'll never let you call her that 1324 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,766 She's humble so I run from her, uh-huh 1325 00:55:11,808 --> 00:55:14,227 Steady on the daily, no, she's never acting shady... 1326 00:55:14,269 --> 00:55:15,770 You wanna keep selling, 1327 00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:17,188 gotta move east a little bit, 1328 00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:19,024 over by the Five-Star Check Cashing. 1329 00:55:19,065 --> 00:55:20,608 We don't roll through there much. 1330 00:55:20,650 --> 00:55:23,737 All that I need 1331 00:55:23,778 --> 00:55:25,739 Thank you... 1332 00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:27,032 Officer Gallagher. 1333 00:55:27,073 --> 00:55:29,200 And everyone agrees 1334 00:55:29,242 --> 00:55:32,120 She's got it goin' on 1335 00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:35,206 She's got it goin' o-on 1336 00:55:35,248 --> 00:55:37,876 She can do no wrong 1337 00:55:37,917 --> 00:55:40,003 'Cause she's got it goin' on 1338 00:55:45,008 --> 00:55:47,844 [dish clattering] 1339 00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:50,555 [REO Speedwagon's "Can't Fight This Feeling" 1340 00:55:50,597 --> 00:55:53,058 playing over stereo] 1341 00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:55,143 [grunts] 1342 00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:57,312 [Terry] How you like it, huh? Come on! Come on! 1343 00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:59,773 Come on! Take your teeth out! 1344 00:55:59,814 --> 00:56:02,025 [Mrs. McCurdy shouting and moaning] 1345 00:56:02,067 --> 00:56:03,651 [Terry] Yeah! 1346 00:56:03,693 --> 00:56:05,195 [Mrs. McCurdy moaning wildly] 1347 00:56:05,236 --> 00:56:06,529 [Terry] Come on! 1348 00:56:06,571 --> 00:56:09,074 Come on! Come on! You like that? 1349 00:56:09,115 --> 00:56:12,243 [Mrs. McCurdy] Terry, Terry, you're a beast! 1350 00:56:12,285 --> 00:56:14,704 Come crashing through your door 1351 00:56:14,746 --> 00:56:15,622 Oh, God! 1352 00:56:15,663 --> 00:56:18,541 Baby, I can't fight this feeling 1353 00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:22,045 Anymore 1354 00:56:25,965 --> 00:56:29,886 Hoo-ooh 1355 00:56:29,928 --> 00:56:34,224 Ooh-ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo-hoo 89451