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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,684 --> 00:00:05,270 Jesus Christ! What do you want? 2 00:00:06,128 --> 00:00:07,637 Man, I've had, like, two hours of sleep 3 00:00:07,721 --> 00:00:09,023 in the last six months. 4 00:00:09,181 --> 00:00:10,557 You want me to tell you what happened last week 5 00:00:10,641 --> 00:00:11,725 on Shameless? 6 00:00:11,809 --> 00:00:13,992 I don't even remember my own name, for Christ's sake. 7 00:00:14,713 --> 00:00:16,089 Get out of here. 8 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:18,940 Hey, was waffling an admission of guilt 9 00:00:19,024 --> 00:00:20,141 out of that guy without a lawyer 10 00:00:20,225 --> 00:00:21,500 present ethical or whatever? 11 00:00:21,585 --> 00:00:24,069 Our job isn't law or ethics. It's justice. 12 00:00:24,154 --> 00:00:25,305 That guy was running away from the cops, 13 00:00:25,389 --> 00:00:27,226 and he admitted guilt... end of story. 14 00:00:27,492 --> 00:00:29,462 So I was thinking I'm gonna change out the windows, 15 00:00:29,546 --> 00:00:31,964 and, uh, I was actually gonna replace 'em 16 00:00:32,135 --> 00:00:33,468 with double glaze, anyway. 17 00:00:33,553 --> 00:00:35,968 Ugh, we gotta stop hemorrhaging money. 18 00:00:36,053 --> 00:00:38,375 I gotta get a picture for Little Miss South Side. 19 00:00:38,625 --> 00:00:40,961 Oh, look how beautiful you are. 20 00:00:41,046 --> 00:00:43,339 My girls have Little Miss South Side 21 00:00:43,424 --> 00:00:44,742 written all over their faces. 22 00:00:44,968 --> 00:00:46,046 You got a boner? 23 00:00:46,131 --> 00:00:47,633 No, that's my money roll. 24 00:00:47,742 --> 00:00:49,601 - Can we have it? - Hmm? 25 00:00:51,056 --> 00:00:52,133 - Uh... - You two need 26 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:53,858 to pay someone security for your daily cash run. 27 00:00:53,942 --> 00:00:56,218 So pay me 25 percent of your gross profits, 28 00:00:56,303 --> 00:00:57,387 I'll do it for you. 29 00:00:57,472 --> 00:01:00,078 Security and armed transport from the bar to the bank. 30 00:01:00,163 --> 00:01:01,455 I think we should do it. 31 00:01:01,820 --> 00:01:03,275 How about don't be a little bitch, 32 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:04,562 and you get to keep your job? 33 00:01:07,043 --> 00:01:09,378 I'm not anybody's bitch. 34 00:01:17,054 --> 00:01:19,054 *SHAMELESS (US) * Season 11 Episode 04 35 00:01:19,177 --> 00:01:21,177 Episode Title: "Nimby" 36 00:01:21,261 --> 00:01:23,261 Aired on: January 10, 2021 37 00:01:23,938 --> 00:01:26,671 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 38 00:01:27,191 --> 00:01:30,007 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 39 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:33,512 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 40 00:01:33,597 --> 00:01:37,441 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 41 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:41,085 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 42 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:44,296 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 43 00:01:44,835 --> 00:01:46,730 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 44 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:50,671 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 45 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:01,111 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 46 00:02:01,626 --> 00:02:04,494 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 47 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:07,705 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 48 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:12,166 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 49 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:15,392 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 50 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:18,736 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 51 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,181 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 52 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:25,210 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 53 00:02:33,714 --> 00:02:35,081 Hey, come on! 54 00:02:58,336 --> 00:02:59,417 Hey, look. 55 00:02:59,529 --> 00:03:01,565 Our new neighbors came to welcome us, 56 00:03:01,909 --> 00:03:03,511 even my pansy former son 57 00:03:03,596 --> 00:03:05,182 and his stink-dick boyfriend. 58 00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:06,863 I guess the city must've made good on their threat 59 00:03:06,947 --> 00:03:08,299 to condemn our old house. 60 00:03:08,541 --> 00:03:10,000 That or the meth lab caught fire again. 61 00:03:10,084 --> 00:03:11,628 Well, what are they doing here, though? 62 00:03:11,833 --> 00:03:13,252 Terry's been banging the lady who owns this place 63 00:03:13,336 --> 00:03:14,448 for a couple of years. 64 00:03:14,548 --> 00:03:16,026 Calls it his plan B. 65 00:03:16,111 --> 00:03:17,799 Mrs. McCurdy? She's, like, 90. 66 00:03:17,892 --> 00:03:19,190 Gotta do what you gotta do, man. 67 00:03:19,275 --> 00:03:20,893 - Ugh. - What's that smell? 68 00:03:20,978 --> 00:03:24,182 That's the stench of abject poverty, son. 69 00:03:24,503 --> 00:03:25,891 Sickening, isn't it? 70 00:03:25,975 --> 00:03:27,559 Actually, I think it might be those chickens. 71 00:03:27,643 --> 00:03:28,769 Oh, no, those ain't chickens. 72 00:03:28,853 --> 00:03:30,979 Those are cocks. Like, for cockfighting? 73 00:03:31,215 --> 00:03:33,385 - Fighting chickens? - They like it. 74 00:03:33,756 --> 00:03:35,003 If they don't die. 75 00:03:35,494 --> 00:03:37,082 It's natural for 'em. You know, it's fun. 76 00:03:37,166 --> 00:03:38,208 We have to move. 77 00:03:38,328 --> 00:03:39,510 I don't wanna be the reason 78 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:41,542 for the next Black Lives Matter march. 79 00:03:41,627 --> 00:03:44,518 I'll get Trayvon Martin-ed for sure if we stay here. 80 00:03:45,510 --> 00:03:46,674 Jesus! 81 00:03:52,553 --> 00:03:54,377 - Ow! - Why's he shooting 82 00:03:54,462 --> 00:03:55,921 - random shit? - Aw... 83 00:03:56,012 --> 00:03:57,542 He's playing "I Spy, You Shoot." 84 00:03:58,450 --> 00:03:59,882 "I Spy, You Shoot"? 85 00:04:00,111 --> 00:04:01,175 It's a kids' game. 86 00:04:01,260 --> 00:04:04,307 Yeah, kid says, "I spy with my little eye 87 00:04:04,392 --> 00:04:05,561 that red stop sign," or whatever, 88 00:04:05,645 --> 00:04:06,737 and then the adult... 89 00:04:07,417 --> 00:04:09,385 shoots the stop sign. 90 00:04:10,561 --> 00:04:11,895 Get off your fucking high horses. 91 00:04:11,979 --> 00:04:13,168 Anybody here feel like they're the product 92 00:04:13,252 --> 00:04:15,128 of good parenting, raise your hand. 93 00:04:15,553 --> 00:04:16,846 Okay, I don't have time for this shit. 94 00:04:16,930 --> 00:04:18,346 I gotta get Franny ready. 95 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,120 Where is Franny? 96 00:04:20,862 --> 00:04:23,706 Fuck it, just dump the used motor oil in the yard. 97 00:04:28,316 --> 00:04:29,466 So I was thinking we could go check out 98 00:04:29,550 --> 00:04:30,535 that street racing club 99 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:31,980 at the abandoned over on Fulton. 100 00:04:32,065 --> 00:04:33,899 Maybe get into a high-speed car chase. 101 00:04:34,043 --> 00:04:35,919 Ooh, maybe we could stake out the First Federal, 102 00:04:36,003 --> 00:04:37,496 stop a bank robbery in progress. 103 00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:39,379 Or we can infiltrate the Mafia, 104 00:04:39,464 --> 00:04:41,507 take down the Bajio Family from the inside. 105 00:04:41,689 --> 00:04:43,732 Or we down a couple of these bad boys, 106 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,097 do all of the above. 107 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:46,996 Hey. 108 00:04:47,081 --> 00:04:49,124 You know, I'm starting to like you, Gallagher. 109 00:04:49,209 --> 00:04:50,710 Most rooks can't hang, 110 00:04:50,793 --> 00:04:52,700 but it's like police work is sex 111 00:04:52,785 --> 00:04:54,973 and you've been poppin' Viagra all day. 112 00:04:55,386 --> 00:04:56,715 You hard right now, aren't you? 113 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,083 I'm very hard right now, ma'am. 114 00:04:58,168 --> 00:04:59,871 Fully erect for police work. 115 00:04:59,956 --> 00:05:01,778 Got a 28-05 on Benson 116 00:05:01,863 --> 00:05:03,131 in front of the La Chiquita. 117 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:04,566 Twenty-eight-oh-five? What's that? 118 00:05:04,651 --> 00:05:06,207 Assault? Human trafficking? 119 00:05:06,292 --> 00:05:07,543 Shots fired. 120 00:05:07,837 --> 00:05:08,941 It's loitering. 121 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,055 Hit it, Billie. 122 00:05:18,859 --> 00:05:20,160 Franny. 123 00:05:25,151 --> 00:05:26,444 I did my hair. 124 00:05:35,798 --> 00:05:38,082 Oh, my God! 125 00:05:38,167 --> 00:05:39,777 Again with the back splatter? 126 00:05:39,862 --> 00:05:41,191 Backsplash. 127 00:05:44,483 --> 00:05:45,988 So, um... 128 00:05:46,073 --> 00:05:47,283 any interest in brunch? 129 00:05:48,886 --> 00:05:50,113 Are we brunch people now? 130 00:05:50,593 --> 00:05:52,418 An old teacher of mine invited us. 131 00:05:53,238 --> 00:05:54,644 You're friends with an old teacher? 132 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,522 Uh, Mr. Hanisian. 133 00:05:56,894 --> 00:05:58,590 He just moved back from St. Louis. 134 00:05:59,487 --> 00:06:00,582 I don't know. 135 00:06:00,667 --> 00:06:01,898 Wasting the rest of the morning 136 00:06:01,982 --> 00:06:03,566 eating pastries with some old dude 137 00:06:03,650 --> 00:06:06,230 who taught you, what, pre-algebra? 138 00:06:06,417 --> 00:06:08,355 - History? Creative writing? - Do you know that? 139 00:06:08,853 --> 00:06:10,021 Oh. 140 00:06:10,106 --> 00:06:11,523 Great, maybe he can teach us 141 00:06:11,608 --> 00:06:13,707 how to play "Hot Cross Buns" on the recorder. 142 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:16,819 So is that a no? 143 00:06:16,904 --> 00:06:19,136 Brunch is a scam. You know that, right? 144 00:06:19,488 --> 00:06:21,625 Marketers literally just made up a fourth meal, 145 00:06:21,710 --> 00:06:23,211 and we're all supposed to go along with it? 146 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:24,371 Okay. 147 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:27,803 Well, he really wanted to meet you, 148 00:06:27,966 --> 00:06:29,134 but I'll just tell him 149 00:06:29,218 --> 00:06:31,496 that you're too big of an asshole to come. 150 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,745 ♪ Everything you wanted ♪ 151 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:36,186 ♪ I gave you every little... ♪ 152 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:38,460 Well, that must be our perp. 153 00:06:38,545 --> 00:06:40,693 - The loosie lady? - Know her? 154 00:06:40,938 --> 00:06:42,990 Yeah, she been selling squares out here forever. 155 00:06:43,190 --> 00:06:45,576 - Is that illegal? - Gotta have a license. 156 00:06:45,802 --> 00:06:47,717 Look like she has a license to you? 157 00:06:53,523 --> 00:06:55,771 Hey there, Officer. Something I can get you? 158 00:06:55,871 --> 00:06:57,506 I got menthol and regular. 159 00:06:57,591 --> 00:06:59,175 Oh, we're not buying. Uh, we just... 160 00:06:59,260 --> 00:07:00,539 Gallagher. 161 00:07:00,717 --> 00:07:02,155 Any relation to Lip? 162 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:03,389 Yeah, he's my brother. 163 00:07:04,544 --> 00:07:06,249 He used to be my best customer. 164 00:07:06,334 --> 00:07:09,090 I haven't seen that handsome face in a month of Sundays. 165 00:07:09,174 --> 00:07:11,718 - Did he get busted again? - No, he actually had a baby. 166 00:07:11,802 --> 00:07:14,146 Ugh! Them newborn babies is bad for business. 167 00:07:14,231 --> 00:07:16,561 - Hey. - So look, unfortunately... 168 00:07:16,646 --> 00:07:18,701 Y'all still live over there by the Washingtons? 169 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:20,143 You know the Washingtons? 170 00:07:20,227 --> 00:07:21,561 Ooh, yeah, we used to... 171 00:07:21,646 --> 00:07:23,230 Fucking move your ass! 172 00:07:23,367 --> 00:07:24,905 I catch you selling out here again, 173 00:07:24,990 --> 00:07:26,983 I'm busting your ass, and I'm taking you in. 174 00:07:27,208 --> 00:07:30,107 Okay! Miss June respects the police. 175 00:07:30,192 --> 00:07:31,615 Yes, she does. 176 00:07:32,111 --> 00:07:33,529 All lives matter. 177 00:07:33,972 --> 00:07:36,557 Blue lives. Them blue lives matter. 178 00:07:36,642 --> 00:07:38,394 Especially them blue lives. 179 00:07:40,779 --> 00:07:41,982 I was doing it. 180 00:07:42,067 --> 00:07:43,326 Could've fooled me. 181 00:07:45,836 --> 00:07:47,045 It's me, dickhead. 182 00:07:47,130 --> 00:07:48,146 Uh, by the way... 183 00:07:48,231 --> 00:07:49,690 Hey, what you doin' today? 184 00:07:49,798 --> 00:07:50,840 "It's me, dickhead," 185 00:07:50,924 --> 00:07:53,232 or just "me, dickhead"? 186 00:07:53,768 --> 00:07:54,795 Yo... 187 00:07:55,005 --> 00:07:56,170 Ian. 188 00:07:56,972 --> 00:07:58,297 I'm just trying to find the strength 189 00:07:58,381 --> 00:08:00,218 to get off the couch and search for another 190 00:08:00,303 --> 00:08:02,897 minimum-wage, dead-end, soul-crushing job 191 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,396 to appease my parole officer. 192 00:08:04,980 --> 00:08:07,732 Yeah, well... what if I offer you a job? 193 00:08:09,549 --> 00:08:11,676 As what, getaway car driver? 194 00:08:12,123 --> 00:08:13,896 Come on, weed money security for the Alibi. 195 00:08:14,281 --> 00:08:15,600 It's your lucky day, bitch. 196 00:08:15,732 --> 00:08:18,618 - Come on. - Yeah, thanks but no, thanks. 197 00:08:18,779 --> 00:08:20,119 Fuck you. Why not? 198 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,154 I'm not doing anything illegal. 199 00:08:22,417 --> 00:08:23,529 Weed's legal now. 200 00:08:23,634 --> 00:08:25,594 Look, stop eating your weight in Froot Loops. 201 00:08:25,802 --> 00:08:26,881 Go get dressed. 202 00:08:27,842 --> 00:08:28,959 Go on. 203 00:08:30,576 --> 00:08:32,896 I don't think it's a good idea for us to work together. 204 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:35,006 Oh. Oh, oh. 205 00:08:35,093 --> 00:08:36,177 Well, let's get this shit straight, then, 206 00:08:36,261 --> 00:08:38,029 'cause it's not "workin' together." 207 00:08:38,305 --> 00:08:40,014 You're workin' for me, all right? 208 00:08:40,289 --> 00:08:41,459 I'm the boss. 209 00:08:44,292 --> 00:08:45,585 No, thanks. 210 00:08:52,152 --> 00:08:53,678 First comes crime, 211 00:08:54,239 --> 00:08:55,670 then drugs. 212 00:08:55,932 --> 00:08:58,021 Then they impregnate our women, 213 00:08:58,617 --> 00:09:00,303 take over our schools, 214 00:09:00,868 --> 00:09:04,053 drain and defraud our public safety nets, 215 00:09:04,326 --> 00:09:05,600 and finally, 216 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:09,054 the introduction of some rare, communicable diseases 217 00:09:09,139 --> 00:09:10,503 which they brought from 218 00:09:10,654 --> 00:09:13,923 whatever exotic or savage place they originally came from. 219 00:09:14,007 --> 00:09:16,271 Weren't they living, like, five minutes from here? 220 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:17,889 That's beside the point. 221 00:09:18,269 --> 00:09:20,178 Our pure immune systems 222 00:09:20,263 --> 00:09:23,053 can't handle a Milkovich virus this close. 223 00:09:23,138 --> 00:09:24,514 It's like living right next door 224 00:09:24,599 --> 00:09:25,976 to a nuclear waste dump. 225 00:09:26,061 --> 00:09:28,623 Sooner or later, the radiation's gonna get ya. 226 00:09:29,635 --> 00:09:31,365 This only ends with death. 227 00:09:31,472 --> 00:09:33,432 We're gonna die? For real? 228 00:09:33,849 --> 00:09:35,799 Odds just shot up considerably. 229 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:37,811 So we should move. 230 00:09:37,992 --> 00:09:39,869 That's still my vote: Move. 231 00:09:40,381 --> 00:09:41,881 We don't cut and run. 232 00:09:42,162 --> 00:09:43,896 That's not the Gallagher way. 233 00:09:44,886 --> 00:09:46,787 We have a history to defend here. 234 00:09:47,345 --> 00:09:48,396 A culture. 235 00:09:49,152 --> 00:09:50,264 A community. 236 00:09:50,739 --> 00:09:53,085 No, we gotta figure out how to stop them 237 00:09:53,170 --> 00:09:57,425 before their slimy poverty tentacles unfurl 238 00:09:57,510 --> 00:09:59,351 and devour everything on this block. 239 00:09:59,631 --> 00:10:01,346 What are you starin' at, Gallagher? 240 00:10:01,623 --> 00:10:04,545 Uh, just watching the neighborhood go to shit 241 00:10:04,630 --> 00:10:05,756 in real time. 242 00:10:05,841 --> 00:10:06,883 We're the reason 243 00:10:06,968 --> 00:10:08,436 the neighborhood's goin' to shit? 244 00:10:08,537 --> 00:10:09,829 You were here first. 245 00:10:10,188 --> 00:10:11,189 What makes the Gallaghers 246 00:10:11,274 --> 00:10:12,779 so much better than the Milkoviches? 247 00:10:12,865 --> 00:10:15,811 You mean other than, uh, daily showers 248 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,904 and the lack of swastikas? 249 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:20,568 It's a long list, Terry. We'll be here all day. 250 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,232 You think you're better'n me? 251 00:10:22,328 --> 00:10:24,788 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. 252 00:10:24,927 --> 00:10:27,193 I am. We're all better than you. 253 00:10:27,466 --> 00:10:28,787 The only thing you're better than 254 00:10:28,872 --> 00:10:31,327 is the blacks and the Mexicans 255 00:10:31,412 --> 00:10:32,543 and the Jews. 256 00:10:32,627 --> 00:10:35,088 Otherwise, you're a grade-F lowlife like the rest of us. 257 00:10:35,349 --> 00:10:36,404 Take that back. 258 00:10:36,527 --> 00:10:37,569 Fuck no. 259 00:10:37,669 --> 00:10:38,878 I said take that back. 260 00:10:38,963 --> 00:10:40,842 Why don't you come over here and make me? 261 00:10:44,178 --> 00:10:46,131 You're lucky my son's here, Terry. 262 00:10:46,725 --> 00:10:47,733 'Cause if I wasn't trying 263 00:10:47,818 --> 00:10:50,014 to set a positive example for him... 264 00:10:50,795 --> 00:10:51,819 Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk. 265 00:10:51,904 --> 00:10:54,008 Baaaawk, bawk, bawk. 266 00:10:54,733 --> 00:10:56,865 Drumming Bird's "Second Best" playing... 267 00:10:56,950 --> 00:10:59,256 ♪ Don't harass me if I'm here on time ♪ 268 00:10:59,433 --> 00:11:01,920 ♪ Another day on the assembly line... ♪ 269 00:11:02,005 --> 00:11:04,950 - Fuck you do to that kid? - She did it herself. 270 00:11:05,035 --> 00:11:07,201 Thought superglue was hair gel. 271 00:11:07,662 --> 00:11:08,998 Kids are idiots. 272 00:11:09,164 --> 00:11:11,092 - No offense, Franny. - Her head size? 273 00:11:11,177 --> 00:11:12,819 Uh, small? Extra-small. 274 00:11:12,904 --> 00:11:15,225 She just turned five, so whatever your smallest... 275 00:11:15,855 --> 00:11:17,201 Okay. No problem. 276 00:11:17,506 --> 00:11:18,965 Literally nobody 277 00:11:19,049 --> 00:11:20,466 carries wigs for kids. 278 00:11:20,725 --> 00:11:23,386 How 'bout you just let her compete with her new do? 279 00:11:23,470 --> 00:11:24,779 This stuff ain't comin' out, 280 00:11:24,864 --> 00:11:27,350 and she actually looks kind of punk rock. 281 00:11:27,435 --> 00:11:28,959 No way. That shit looks terrible. 282 00:11:29,103 --> 00:11:30,726 Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about. 283 00:11:30,810 --> 00:11:33,062 I mean, how am I gonna stand a chance with the judges 284 00:11:33,146 --> 00:11:36,053 if even Mickey can see that my kid looks like a... 285 00:11:36,399 --> 00:11:38,748 walking, talking dumpster fire? 286 00:11:38,833 --> 00:11:39,883 No offense, Franny. 287 00:11:39,968 --> 00:11:41,452 You're both conditioned to think 288 00:11:41,537 --> 00:11:43,521 girls have to look, like, one way. 289 00:11:43,606 --> 00:11:45,115 Why does Franny have to conform? 290 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,929 You're just piling your princess complex on her 291 00:11:47,013 --> 00:11:48,412 'cause of your own childhood. 292 00:11:48,552 --> 00:11:50,746 - Break the cycle. - I am totally committed 293 00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:53,458 to tearing down false ideals of feminine beauty... 294 00:11:53,542 --> 00:11:55,295 after Franny wins Little Miss South Side. 295 00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:56,593 You guys should check out the, uh, 296 00:11:56,677 --> 00:11:57,733 children's hospital. 297 00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,505 They got all the cancer kids with the bald heads. 298 00:11:59,589 --> 00:12:00,741 I mean, they gotta have wigs over there 299 00:12:00,825 --> 00:12:02,896 so they don't scare the other kids when they go home. 300 00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:05,021 - If they go home. - That's a great idea, Mickey. 301 00:12:05,106 --> 00:12:07,413 I'm declaring a Gallagher war. 302 00:12:07,498 --> 00:12:09,182 - Debbie, can I count on you? - Shh. On the phone. 303 00:12:09,266 --> 00:12:10,391 A war on what? 304 00:12:10,475 --> 00:12:14,709 A war to rid this community of the Milkovich scourge. 305 00:12:15,498 --> 00:12:17,826 Uh, you realize I'm a Milkovich, right? 306 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,521 Yeah, me too. 307 00:12:20,058 --> 00:12:21,141 Oh. 308 00:12:21,467 --> 00:12:23,988 Well, some Southerners fought with the North 309 00:12:24,072 --> 00:12:25,072 against slavery. 310 00:12:25,156 --> 00:12:27,670 You can join our cause if your heart is true. 311 00:12:27,755 --> 00:12:29,217 Yeah, you're not gonna win. 312 00:12:29,302 --> 00:12:31,470 Milkoviches are an invasive species. 313 00:12:31,555 --> 00:12:33,390 We don't die. We multiply. 314 00:12:33,475 --> 00:12:34,734 Come on, you're making our family sound 315 00:12:34,818 --> 00:12:36,083 way worse than they actually are. 316 00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:37,826 Didn't your dad try to kill you? 317 00:12:37,911 --> 00:12:38,922 Whatever. 318 00:12:39,007 --> 00:12:39,998 Look, the point is, I'm not just gonna 319 00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:41,429 sit here and let you shit-talk my family. 320 00:12:41,513 --> 00:12:44,646 If you're content to fall on the wrong side of history, 321 00:12:44,759 --> 00:12:45,772 suit yourself. 322 00:12:45,857 --> 00:12:48,012 Just know that you will be judged harshly 323 00:12:48,096 --> 00:12:49,365 for years to come. 324 00:12:50,075 --> 00:12:52,160 Debbie! War? 325 00:12:52,376 --> 00:12:53,433 Saint Brigid's gift shop 326 00:12:53,518 --> 00:12:54,827 carries a whole line of kids' wigs. 327 00:12:54,911 --> 00:12:56,145 If we leave right now, we can make it 328 00:12:56,229 --> 00:12:57,717 in time for Little Miss South Side. 329 00:12:57,802 --> 00:12:58,787 Eee! 330 00:12:58,872 --> 00:12:59,981 Mm, you see this? 331 00:13:00,066 --> 00:13:01,859 Two eggs and toast for 14 bucks? 332 00:13:01,943 --> 00:13:03,079 - Uh-huh. - It's a total scam. 333 00:13:03,163 --> 00:13:04,248 - Oh, there he is! - It's crazy. 334 00:13:04,332 --> 00:13:06,672 - Ah! There she is. - Hi! 335 00:13:06,881 --> 00:13:08,865 - Oh! - Oh! 336 00:13:09,117 --> 00:13:10,525 Oh, my gosh. 337 00:13:11,797 --> 00:13:13,132 Wow. 338 00:13:13,441 --> 00:13:15,321 And this must be the lucky fella. 339 00:13:15,406 --> 00:13:18,042 Hey, yeah, the famous Mr., uh, Hanisian, right? 340 00:13:18,126 --> 00:13:19,085 I'm, uh, Lip. 341 00:13:19,169 --> 00:13:21,242 Jesus! "Mr. Hanisian"? Please. 342 00:13:21,379 --> 00:13:22,588 It's Marcos. 343 00:13:22,672 --> 00:13:25,594 I haven't been Tam-Tam's teacher for a very long time. 344 00:13:25,816 --> 00:13:27,233 - "Tam-Tam." - Yes. 345 00:13:27,318 --> 00:13:29,344 It's a long story, but it has something to do 346 00:13:29,429 --> 00:13:31,351 - with the tragic fate of a... - The drum! 347 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:32,937 Oh, my God. 348 00:13:33,022 --> 00:13:34,742 The drum! 349 00:13:35,352 --> 00:13:37,645 I totally forgot about that, but... 350 00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:38,437 My gosh. 351 00:13:38,521 --> 00:13:40,231 Oh, my fiancée sends her regards. 352 00:13:40,315 --> 00:13:41,899 She was gonna join us, but she got this call 353 00:13:41,983 --> 00:13:43,234 for a last-second interview. 354 00:13:43,318 --> 00:13:45,430 - Fiancée? - Yes. 355 00:13:45,768 --> 00:13:47,687 - Congrats! - Thank you. 356 00:13:48,657 --> 00:13:50,074 Oh, I made the reservation. 357 00:13:50,158 --> 00:13:52,523 Let me just go tell 'em we're only three. 358 00:13:56,404 --> 00:13:57,499 Yeah! 359 00:14:06,163 --> 00:14:07,609 Oh, what are you doin'? 360 00:14:07,741 --> 00:14:09,866 - Cleaning my gun. - Yeah. Why? 361 00:14:10,026 --> 00:14:11,570 Gotta transport cash for the Alibi. 362 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,431 I thought you said this job was legal. 363 00:14:13,515 --> 00:14:15,843 - It is. - Is the gun even registered? 364 00:14:16,016 --> 00:14:17,046 Of course not. 365 00:14:17,131 --> 00:14:18,687 You're a convicted felon. 366 00:14:18,853 --> 00:14:20,563 Are you allowed to have a gun at all? 367 00:14:21,062 --> 00:14:22,356 That's why it's not registered, dumbass. 368 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,797 Yeah, so weed might be legal, but carrying a gun 369 00:14:24,882 --> 00:14:27,366 as a convicted felon is about as illegal as it gets. 370 00:14:27,487 --> 00:14:29,187 What happens if you get arrested, 371 00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:31,197 get sent back to prison? 372 00:14:31,282 --> 00:14:33,788 Look, I'm doin' security. Need a gun. 373 00:14:34,142 --> 00:14:36,304 Do you have anything resembling an imagination 374 00:14:36,413 --> 00:14:38,085 in that fucking skull of yours? 375 00:14:39,528 --> 00:14:41,321 No. I like facts. 376 00:14:41,952 --> 00:14:43,503 Things that are real. Shit I can hold. 377 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,976 Like a gun. 378 00:14:49,675 --> 00:14:52,671 Kev, where's Amy? Can't be late! 379 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:57,596 - She doesn't wanna go. - What? She's goin'! 380 00:14:57,767 --> 00:14:59,977 I'm sorry you didn't make the cut for the contest 381 00:15:00,061 --> 00:15:00,895 and Gemma did. 382 00:15:00,979 --> 00:15:03,022 I know how bad you wanna be standing beside her, 383 00:15:03,106 --> 00:15:04,690 competing for the title, 384 00:15:04,774 --> 00:15:05,985 but it's a cold world, baby girl, 385 00:15:06,069 --> 00:15:07,204 and it ain't gettin' much warmer, 386 00:15:07,288 --> 00:15:08,999 so fix your face, put your mask up, 387 00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:10,710 and get ready to cheer for your sister. 388 00:15:10,795 --> 00:15:12,630 - We got a problem! - Jesus, Frank! 389 00:15:12,715 --> 00:15:13,906 Where's your mask? 390 00:15:13,991 --> 00:15:14,835 You can't just walk into our house. 391 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,664 - It's an emergency! - What happened? 392 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:20,249 Our community has been infiltrated by undesirables. 393 00:15:20,334 --> 00:15:22,582 - The Milkoviches. - We gotta ban together 394 00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:24,460 and figure out a way to drive them back 395 00:15:24,544 --> 00:15:27,088 to the vermin-infested hellhole they crawled out of. 396 00:15:27,172 --> 00:15:28,422 I will make them a pie. 397 00:15:28,506 --> 00:15:30,675 It's the best way to win over problem neighbors, 398 00:15:30,759 --> 00:15:31,813 the good, old-fashioned way. 399 00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:33,266 - Kev, I gotta go. - You know, Frank, 400 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,101 the Milkoviches might be awful, 401 00:15:35,186 --> 00:15:36,388 but living next to them 402 00:15:36,473 --> 00:15:38,349 can't be much worse than living next to you. 403 00:15:39,824 --> 00:15:40,945 Uh-huh. 404 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,353 Oh, hell no. 405 00:15:47,332 --> 00:15:48,507 Handle this. 406 00:15:50,403 --> 00:15:51,403 I'm on it. 407 00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:56,171 Take it easy, Paul Bunyan. 408 00:15:56,863 --> 00:15:59,546 Chop you down to size real quick. 409 00:16:03,575 --> 00:16:05,452 How do we get rid of these fuckers? 410 00:16:06,510 --> 00:16:08,226 I-I don't know. 411 00:16:13,959 --> 00:16:16,044 Still poutin' over that loosie lady stop? 412 00:16:16,265 --> 00:16:17,718 No. I'm good. 413 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:21,077 Could've just shot her. You know that, right? 414 00:16:21,162 --> 00:16:22,993 - Would've been way quicker. - Or you could've just 415 00:16:23,077 --> 00:16:25,445 - gave the woman a break. - That ain't no woman. 416 00:16:25,648 --> 00:16:28,054 Don't you recognize big-dick energy when you see it? 417 00:16:29,592 --> 00:16:31,195 Look, we are cops. 418 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,406 We stop crime, period. 419 00:16:33,738 --> 00:16:35,734 Fuck all this community policing shit. 420 00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:38,077 We bust heads. We arrest people. 421 00:16:38,162 --> 00:16:39,705 That is our job. 422 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,796 Plus, all that jaw-jackin' you were doin' with that lady, 423 00:16:42,881 --> 00:16:44,298 you let your guard down. 424 00:16:44,952 --> 00:16:47,445 That's exactly what some of these mopes want. 425 00:16:48,124 --> 00:16:50,265 Get you comfortable, get familiar, 426 00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:51,559 get close, 427 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,804 then they take out a blade and they slice you. 428 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,593 Seen it a thousand times. 429 00:16:57,609 --> 00:16:58,818 I don't think the loosie lady 430 00:16:58,903 --> 00:17:00,278 - would try to cut me. - Oh! 431 00:17:00,431 --> 00:17:02,725 You think that she's made it out here on these streets 432 00:17:02,809 --> 00:17:05,101 for this long without cuttin' somebody? 433 00:17:05,994 --> 00:17:07,999 Shi-i-it. 434 00:17:08,523 --> 00:17:10,546 I got a bridge to sell you. 435 00:17:11,507 --> 00:17:13,002 You'll see. 436 00:17:13,862 --> 00:17:15,362 Eventually, we're gonna have to do something 437 00:17:15,446 --> 00:17:16,697 about your relatives living next door. 438 00:17:16,781 --> 00:17:18,657 I can't even park my truck outside anymore. 439 00:17:18,741 --> 00:17:19,950 Oh, yeah, that's a smart move. 440 00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:21,994 My cousins will break into it for sure. 441 00:17:22,721 --> 00:17:24,783 I mean, there is one silver lining, though. 442 00:17:25,525 --> 00:17:26,674 What's that? 443 00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:28,209 Well, you know, now you and I 444 00:17:28,301 --> 00:17:29,501 live right next to each other. 445 00:17:30,111 --> 00:17:31,830 - Hmm? - Um... 446 00:17:32,298 --> 00:17:34,220 I mean, I don't live with them anymore. 447 00:17:34,305 --> 00:17:35,598 You don't? 448 00:17:35,884 --> 00:17:37,845 - Then where do you live? - Debbie? 449 00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:39,908 Hey! 450 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,555 Oh, my gosh. 451 00:17:41,639 --> 00:17:43,015 Look at you, Gemma. 452 00:17:43,099 --> 00:17:45,619 Don't you look pretty? Where you guys headed? 453 00:17:46,014 --> 00:17:47,595 Little Miss South Side. 454 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:48,720 Oh! 455 00:17:48,805 --> 00:17:50,790 Franny's a finalist in Little Miss South Side. 456 00:17:51,634 --> 00:17:52,871 You're kidding. 457 00:17:52,956 --> 00:17:53,806 No. 458 00:17:53,946 --> 00:17:56,337 I-I didn't know you entered. 459 00:17:56,502 --> 00:17:57,907 I didn't know you entered either. 460 00:17:57,992 --> 00:18:00,837 ♪ It's getting hot in here... ♪ 461 00:18:01,470 --> 00:18:03,080 The more, the merrier, right? 462 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,540 Mm-hmm. 463 00:18:04,662 --> 00:18:07,205 A little friendly competition never hurt anyone. 464 00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:09,499 Exactly. This'll be fun. 465 00:18:09,584 --> 00:18:10,814 So much fun. 466 00:18:11,283 --> 00:18:12,634 This'll be so much fun. 467 00:18:13,914 --> 00:18:15,572 ♪ Welcome to the Lion's Den ♪ 468 00:18:15,657 --> 00:18:17,518 You want me to replace my gun with this shit? 469 00:18:17,603 --> 00:18:19,025 No, look. 470 00:18:19,177 --> 00:18:21,554 All you need is your reputation as a Milkovich 471 00:18:21,638 --> 00:18:22,805 and a little help looking the part, 472 00:18:22,889 --> 00:18:23,994 and no one will fuck with you. 473 00:18:24,078 --> 00:18:25,120 Uh-huh. 474 00:18:25,319 --> 00:18:26,830 Job's gonna be fuckin' sweet, man. 475 00:18:26,915 --> 00:18:30,517 I get to transport drugs and money legally. 476 00:18:30,618 --> 00:18:32,837 - Sky's the limit, bitch. - Right. 477 00:18:34,403 --> 00:18:36,234 Hey, thought you'd be happy, man. 478 00:18:36,319 --> 00:18:37,587 I can get us a new place. 479 00:18:37,672 --> 00:18:38,839 Gotta move out of your house 480 00:18:38,924 --> 00:18:40,633 now that my fuckin' dad moved next door. 481 00:18:40,823 --> 00:18:43,242 Oh, so you admit having the Milkoviches next door 482 00:18:43,326 --> 00:18:44,549 - is a problem. - Fuck yeah. 483 00:18:44,634 --> 00:18:46,537 We're loud, violent, racist homophobes 484 00:18:46,621 --> 00:18:47,955 with serious hygiene issues. 485 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,470 My dad tried to fuckin' kill us. 486 00:18:49,626 --> 00:18:51,041 I just didn't wanna say that in front of your family 487 00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:52,334 'cause... fuck 'em. 488 00:18:52,626 --> 00:18:55,295 Gallaghers are only, like, one small step above Milkoviches 489 00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:57,048 on, like, the shitty family ladder. 490 00:19:07,423 --> 00:19:08,465 Jesus. 491 00:19:08,643 --> 00:19:10,947 You want me to play fuckin' dress-up G.I. Joe? 492 00:19:11,032 --> 00:19:12,165 Look the part. 493 00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:13,471 Everyone will think you're some sort 494 00:19:13,555 --> 00:19:16,265 of special forces military badass or somethin'. 495 00:19:16,484 --> 00:19:17,902 Yeah, I'm not wearin' that shit 496 00:19:17,986 --> 00:19:19,408 unless you're wearin' it with me. 497 00:19:19,656 --> 00:19:20,884 No way. 498 00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:22,768 Okay, good. 499 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,416 Take my chances with my regular clothes 500 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,825 and my real fuckin' gun. 501 00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:27,345 Easier like that anyway. 502 00:19:29,195 --> 00:19:30,445 Mick. 503 00:19:31,494 --> 00:19:32,681 Wait. 504 00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:43,628 See? What'd I say? 505 00:19:43,713 --> 00:19:44,822 No dead cop. 506 00:19:45,357 --> 00:19:46,665 Freeze! Police! 507 00:19:48,751 --> 00:19:50,025 Wait. Solo? 508 00:19:50,587 --> 00:19:51,876 White Boy Carl? 509 00:19:54,063 --> 00:19:56,607 That's when all the altos 510 00:19:56,691 --> 00:19:58,236 became the "alt-nos"! 511 00:20:00,415 --> 00:20:02,138 Ooh! 512 00:20:02,655 --> 00:20:04,198 Oh, my God! 513 00:20:04,283 --> 00:20:05,950 - You're still funny. - Aw. 514 00:20:06,034 --> 00:20:08,827 And you still do that thing where you crinkle your nose 515 00:20:08,911 --> 00:20:10,540 and snort. 516 00:20:14,119 --> 00:20:16,462 Nature calls. I'll be right back. 517 00:20:20,222 --> 00:20:22,275 So... what do you think? 518 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,691 What do I think? I think, um... 519 00:20:25,511 --> 00:20:26,971 I think he definitely has a... 520 00:20:27,055 --> 00:20:28,389 has a thing for you, right? 521 00:20:29,988 --> 00:20:31,197 What? 522 00:20:31,358 --> 00:20:33,526 I mean, yeah, I'm-I'm gettin' this vibe that... 523 00:20:33,853 --> 00:20:35,736 I don't know, it's weird, but he's... 524 00:20:36,473 --> 00:20:37,723 he's crushin' on you. 525 00:20:37,815 --> 00:20:38,774 You-you don't see it? 526 00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:40,259 Nope. I mean... 527 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,193 not really. 528 00:20:42,278 --> 00:20:44,029 ♪ Don't mean I'm not worth the heat ♪ 529 00:20:44,113 --> 00:20:46,173 ♪ You're passing into section ♪ 530 00:20:46,258 --> 00:20:49,993 - Huh. - ♪ Cost collection ♪of regression... ♪ 531 00:20:50,078 --> 00:20:52,064 Okay, some for you 532 00:20:52,789 --> 00:20:55,345 and some more for you 533 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:58,918 and just enough to count as a felony for you. 534 00:20:59,003 --> 00:21:00,322 Come on, man. This some bullshit. 535 00:21:00,407 --> 00:21:01,269 Damn. 536 00:21:01,354 --> 00:21:02,563 - Hey, Leesie. - Hmm? 537 00:21:02,648 --> 00:21:03,737 Can I talk to you for a second? 538 00:21:03,821 --> 00:21:04,892 Yeah. 539 00:21:05,199 --> 00:21:08,181 ♪ Down low, baby ♪ 540 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:11,557 What are you doing? 541 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,220 Planting evidence. 542 00:21:13,484 --> 00:21:14,810 Not all of them were sorting pills. 543 00:21:14,894 --> 00:21:16,103 Some of them were just sitting there. 544 00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:18,307 - So what are you suggesting? - Let a few of 'em walk. 545 00:21:18,391 --> 00:21:20,059 Like Solo. He's actually a good dude. 546 00:21:20,144 --> 00:21:21,314 He's a drug dealer. 547 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,486 There's always gonna be a drug dealer on this block. 548 00:21:23,686 --> 00:21:25,064 Solo's our best option. 549 00:21:25,222 --> 00:21:26,472 Come on. 550 00:21:26,557 --> 00:21:28,267 He sponsors a kids' basketball team, 551 00:21:28,352 --> 00:21:29,867 gives out turkeys on Thanksgiving. 552 00:21:29,951 --> 00:21:32,268 You know who's gonna replace his spot if he gets locked up? 553 00:21:32,352 --> 00:21:34,270 The cartel. They cut heads off. 554 00:21:34,355 --> 00:21:35,523 You wanna be back here in two weeks 555 00:21:35,607 --> 00:21:36,979 matching heads with bodies? 556 00:21:37,064 --> 00:21:38,625 Okay, we need at least two. 557 00:21:38,709 --> 00:21:40,210 You pick. I'ma take these pills 558 00:21:40,294 --> 00:21:42,009 back to the car, log 'em in as evidence. 559 00:21:42,141 --> 00:21:43,643 Wait, which two? 560 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,494 I don't give a shit. 561 00:21:52,150 --> 00:21:53,891 Let's spitball. Rapid fire. 562 00:21:53,975 --> 00:21:55,775 What do you got? No wrong answers. 563 00:21:55,977 --> 00:21:57,228 How 'bout we all just move? 564 00:21:57,313 --> 00:21:59,384 Wrong answer. Not an option. 565 00:21:59,856 --> 00:22:00,963 Oh! 566 00:22:01,048 --> 00:22:03,790 How 'bout we just pay someone to burn down their house? 567 00:22:03,984 --> 00:22:06,486 You know how close our houses are to theirs? 568 00:22:06,571 --> 00:22:08,197 Might as well just set ourselves on fire 569 00:22:08,282 --> 00:22:09,658 and cut out the middleman. 570 00:22:09,823 --> 00:22:13,409 Is there any value in letting loose a bedbug 571 00:22:13,494 --> 00:22:15,462 and-and lice infestation? 572 00:22:15,582 --> 00:22:17,039 Bedbugs and lice will just spend a week 573 00:22:17,123 --> 00:22:18,486 training at the Milkoviches', 574 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:20,155 Learning, evolving, 575 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:21,344 getting strong and shit. 576 00:22:21,429 --> 00:22:24,265 Then they'll attack our houses with maxed-out abilities. 577 00:22:24,380 --> 00:22:26,757 - We won't stand a chance. - Here's an idea. 578 00:22:27,033 --> 00:22:28,658 We find a new house, 579 00:22:29,006 --> 00:22:30,424 pack up all our stuff, 580 00:22:30,509 --> 00:22:32,218 and take that stuff to the new house 581 00:22:32,572 --> 00:22:35,681 and live there forever, away from the racists. 582 00:22:38,330 --> 00:22:42,284 Maybe we're going about this all wrong. 583 00:22:42,369 --> 00:22:45,859 This is exactly the-the low-rent line of thinking 584 00:22:45,943 --> 00:22:48,587 we're trying to protect this neighborhood from. 585 00:22:48,738 --> 00:22:51,361 We need classy solutions. 586 00:22:51,658 --> 00:22:56,025 What would a well-established, civilized homeowner do? 587 00:22:58,357 --> 00:22:59,357 How should I know? 588 00:22:59,442 --> 00:23:01,494 Start a neighborhood watch. 589 00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:04,462 - A homeowner's association. - Oh, Frank, 590 00:23:04,555 --> 00:23:06,072 that'll take weeks to set up. 591 00:23:06,157 --> 00:23:07,880 We need them out ASAP, 592 00:23:07,965 --> 00:23:10,150 preferably by the time V gets back. 593 00:23:10,581 --> 00:23:12,017 We need to go right at 'em. 594 00:23:12,610 --> 00:23:15,572 Match their aggression, their crazy. 595 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,330 Scare the shit out of 'em the same way they scare us. 596 00:23:18,494 --> 00:23:19,536 Right. 597 00:23:19,894 --> 00:23:22,980 Fear and intimidation's probably the only way. 598 00:23:23,290 --> 00:23:25,775 Fear? Intimidation? 599 00:23:26,087 --> 00:23:28,415 Who's gonna scare the Milkoviches... us? 600 00:23:29,209 --> 00:23:30,794 Not us, son. 601 00:23:32,198 --> 00:23:33,700 But I know who will. 602 00:23:45,938 --> 00:23:47,237 What's goin' on here? 603 00:23:47,322 --> 00:23:48,423 Oh, this? 604 00:23:48,508 --> 00:23:50,644 Just wanted to freshen up Franny's look. 605 00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:52,307 And this is the look 606 00:23:52,392 --> 00:23:53,893 you think screams Little Miss South Side? 607 00:23:53,977 --> 00:23:55,423 Yeah, sure is. 608 00:23:58,349 --> 00:24:00,809 I never thought I'd live in the fancy part of town, 609 00:24:00,893 --> 00:24:03,548 but the older I get, the more I appreciate space, 610 00:24:03,813 --> 00:24:04,897 quiet. 611 00:24:05,306 --> 00:24:07,400 So when we decided to move back, 612 00:24:07,485 --> 00:24:09,528 Near North just made sense. 613 00:24:09,628 --> 00:24:11,277 - Uh, do you rent or own? - Own. 614 00:24:11,362 --> 00:24:13,322 It's-it's the only way to go. 615 00:24:13,447 --> 00:24:14,736 So I hear. 616 00:24:15,032 --> 00:24:16,158 Mm. 617 00:24:16,242 --> 00:24:17,611 I'm actually somewhat of a... 618 00:24:17,696 --> 00:24:19,364 real estate enthusiast, you know? 619 00:24:19,472 --> 00:24:20,745 Buy, sell, fix 'em, flip 'em. 620 00:24:20,830 --> 00:24:24,081 Nothing huge, but if I see the potential, 621 00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:26,244 I'm willing to make that investment, you know? 622 00:24:26,429 --> 00:24:27,978 Rolling up my sleeves and... 623 00:24:28,629 --> 00:24:29,963 getting to work. 624 00:24:30,189 --> 00:24:32,466 Oh, Lip's been doing all the renovations at our place. 625 00:24:32,550 --> 00:24:36,053 It was basically a tear-down, but now... looks pretty great. 626 00:24:36,137 --> 00:24:38,369 - Thank you. - Good for you, Lip. 627 00:24:39,048 --> 00:24:40,744 Love to check it out sometime. 628 00:24:41,029 --> 00:24:43,517 Yeah, sure, yeah, come by anytime. 629 00:24:43,665 --> 00:24:46,730 Oh, uh, I bet Tam-Tam remembers that first house I owned, 630 00:24:46,814 --> 00:24:48,523 that two-bedroom fixer-upper? 631 00:24:48,607 --> 00:24:50,369 Yes. Yeah, it was cute. 632 00:24:50,626 --> 00:24:52,369 Sorry, wait, so you went to his house 633 00:24:52,478 --> 00:24:54,845 when you were a student and he was a teacher? 634 00:24:54,930 --> 00:24:57,099 Mm-hmm. She was over all the time. 635 00:24:57,447 --> 00:24:59,201 It was a different era, okay? 636 00:24:59,285 --> 00:25:01,259 People weren't so uptight back then. 637 00:25:01,344 --> 00:25:02,784 It was 2010. 638 00:25:02,869 --> 00:25:05,814 How 'bout that, uh, little studio I built in the basement? 639 00:25:05,899 --> 00:25:07,103 Oh, yes! 640 00:25:07,697 --> 00:25:09,587 What was that song we recorded? 641 00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:13,744 ♪ My heart can be ♪ 642 00:25:14,151 --> 00:25:16,345 - ♪ Such a stranger to me ♪ - ♪ Such a stranger to me ♪ 643 00:25:16,594 --> 00:25:18,803 - ♪ We come and we go ♪ - ♪ We come and we go ♪ 644 00:25:18,888 --> 00:25:22,533 - ♪ The only way we know how ♪ - ♪ The only way we know how ♪ 645 00:25:22,683 --> 00:25:25,143 - ♪ If love's a fortune-teller ♪ - ♪ If love's a fortune-teller ♪ 646 00:25:25,227 --> 00:25:27,560 - ♪ We belong together ♪ - ♪ We belong together ♪ 647 00:25:27,870 --> 00:25:29,470 - ♪ 'Cause I can't ♪ - ♪ 'Cause I can't ♪ 648 00:25:29,576 --> 00:25:32,552 - ♪ Lose you now ♪ - ♪ Lose you now ♪ 649 00:25:33,430 --> 00:25:38,513 - ♪ No, I can't lose you ♪ - ♪ No, I can't lose you ♪ 650 00:25:38,695 --> 00:25:41,397 - ♪ You can't help the one you love ♪ - ♪ You can't help the one you love ♪ 651 00:25:41,481 --> 00:25:42,928 - ♪ The one you love ♪ - ♪ The one you love ♪ 652 00:25:43,012 --> 00:25:45,700 - ♪ Is the one you love, so... ♪ - ♪ Is the one you love, so... ♪ 653 00:25:48,289 --> 00:25:50,207 So you not gonna arrest me? 654 00:25:50,292 --> 00:25:52,669 No, but for this to work, you gotta tell me 655 00:25:52,755 --> 00:25:54,716 which two of your boys go in your place. 656 00:25:55,208 --> 00:25:56,383 Uh, word. 657 00:25:56,725 --> 00:25:58,380 A'ight, let me think, uh... 658 00:25:59,728 --> 00:26:01,864 you can take Cam. He owe me money. 659 00:26:02,139 --> 00:26:04,260 How's he gonna pay you back if he's in prison, though? 660 00:26:05,539 --> 00:26:07,458 Good point. Leave him. 661 00:26:09,646 --> 00:26:11,063 You can take him. 662 00:26:11,148 --> 00:26:13,150 Yeah, he was supposed to borrow his mom's AC unit, 663 00:26:13,234 --> 00:26:14,788 but he forgot; That's part of the reason 664 00:26:14,872 --> 00:26:16,987 why we outside and not in the house in the first place. 665 00:26:17,071 --> 00:26:18,356 All right, who else? 666 00:26:20,381 --> 00:26:21,856 Mm... 667 00:26:23,337 --> 00:26:24,591 Twist. 668 00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:26,802 Yeah, you can take Twist. 669 00:26:26,887 --> 00:26:28,247 He talk too much. 670 00:26:28,491 --> 00:26:30,034 Well, think he's a snitch? 671 00:26:30,235 --> 00:26:32,668 Nah, not like that. No, he just talk a lot. 672 00:26:32,762 --> 00:26:35,838 Mainly about, you know, the TV and shit he watches. 673 00:26:35,923 --> 00:26:38,474 He really into all of that British shit. 674 00:26:38,574 --> 00:26:41,153 You know, like Downton Abbey, The Crown. 675 00:26:45,317 --> 00:26:46,966 I don't know, man. 676 00:26:47,268 --> 00:26:49,353 You want the Milkoviches gone fast, 677 00:26:49,489 --> 00:26:51,435 these are the guys to do it. 678 00:26:51,755 --> 00:26:53,171 I don't think these guys are gonna help us, 679 00:26:53,255 --> 00:26:55,709 - considering how white we are. - I'm right here. 680 00:26:55,794 --> 00:26:57,989 Frank, if you were any more white, you'd be clear. 681 00:26:58,711 --> 00:27:00,450 I shared a cell with the head guy 682 00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:01,864 back in the '90s. 683 00:27:01,949 --> 00:27:03,616 I speak the lingo. 684 00:27:03,761 --> 00:27:05,304 I understand their ideology. 685 00:27:05,389 --> 00:27:07,661 I'm practically an honorary member. 686 00:27:08,187 --> 00:27:09,480 Come on. 687 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,593 As-salaam alaikum. 688 00:27:17,131 --> 00:27:18,247 How are y'all? 689 00:27:18,778 --> 00:27:20,112 No need for pleasantries. 690 00:27:20,282 --> 00:27:23,591 We've got sort of a... neighborhood situation 691 00:27:23,679 --> 00:27:26,716 which might be of interest to you gents. 692 00:27:27,641 --> 00:27:29,106 Why would this interest us, 693 00:27:29,210 --> 00:27:30,920 the Lost Tribe of Shabazz, 694 00:27:31,005 --> 00:27:34,007 poor righteous teachers, the fruit of Islam? 695 00:27:34,137 --> 00:27:35,810 Because they're racist. 696 00:27:36,984 --> 00:27:38,652 I'm sure you don't want racists here. 697 00:27:38,736 --> 00:27:39,997 So you want us to, what, 698 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,216 go over there, strike the fear of Allah into 'em, 699 00:27:43,449 --> 00:27:46,243 drive 'em out, use force if we have to? 700 00:27:46,327 --> 00:27:48,474 Yeah, that. Exactly that. 701 00:27:48,559 --> 00:27:49,786 Go jihad if you have to. 702 00:27:49,898 --> 00:27:50,959 I'm glad we're on the same page. 703 00:27:51,043 --> 00:27:52,483 You know what this sounds like to me? 704 00:27:52,656 --> 00:27:55,700 A perfect opportunity for us all to work together 705 00:27:55,785 --> 00:27:57,150 against a common enemy. 706 00:27:57,449 --> 00:27:59,294 Sounds like a Yacubian devil problem, 707 00:27:59,423 --> 00:28:01,326 and we got no business joinin' one devil 708 00:28:01,411 --> 00:28:02,509 in his fight against the other. 709 00:28:02,593 --> 00:28:05,225 I'm sorry, um... I missed that first part. 710 00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:07,931 - Yacubi what? - It means white people. 711 00:28:08,015 --> 00:28:09,433 Oh, we're the devil. 712 00:28:09,517 --> 00:28:11,238 Right, got it. Carry on. 713 00:28:12,761 --> 00:28:14,253 If not for us... 714 00:28:16,747 --> 00:28:18,230 do it for him. 715 00:28:19,777 --> 00:28:22,751 Little brother, is it true what this devil is saying 716 00:28:22,836 --> 00:28:25,172 about the more devilish devils next door? 717 00:28:25,744 --> 00:28:28,144 - You scared? - Terrified. 718 00:28:32,498 --> 00:28:34,207 We'll do it but only to demonstrate 719 00:28:34,291 --> 00:28:36,692 the awesome power the Asiatic Black man possesses 720 00:28:36,777 --> 00:28:38,920 when we stand fearlessly against the wicked ways 721 00:28:39,004 --> 00:28:40,422 of those who would oppress us. 722 00:28:40,506 --> 00:28:42,183 Now, who are these devils we evictin'? 723 00:28:42,268 --> 00:28:43,268 What are their names? 724 00:28:43,384 --> 00:28:44,722 Well, these particular devils 725 00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:46,517 go by the name of Milkovich. 726 00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:52,972 You know, I forgot. 727 00:28:53,057 --> 00:28:54,935 I forgot we got a pray thing that we gotta do. 728 00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:57,597 We-we pray, like, five times a day. 729 00:28:57,968 --> 00:29:00,128 So we gon-we gonna do that. 730 00:29:00,213 --> 00:29:01,644 Good luck to you fellas. 731 00:29:01,892 --> 00:29:03,910 Peace and blessings. 732 00:29:15,863 --> 00:29:18,207 Come on, Franny, the judges asked you what you like to do. 733 00:29:19,714 --> 00:29:20,894 What'd you tell me last week? 734 00:29:21,030 --> 00:29:22,782 You like to, uh, dress up like a princess. 735 00:29:22,867 --> 00:29:24,284 You... your doll house collection. 736 00:29:24,406 --> 00:29:25,448 Tell 'em about that. 737 00:29:25,634 --> 00:29:28,230 Why don't we just skip on to the talent portion? 738 00:29:28,554 --> 00:29:30,917 Right, uh... come on, baby. Sing your song. 739 00:29:31,066 --> 00:29:32,891 - Mm-mm. - Sing your song, Franny. 740 00:29:32,975 --> 00:29:34,100 Mm-mm. 741 00:29:34,184 --> 00:29:35,644 Don't do this to me. 742 00:29:35,728 --> 00:29:37,675 Scuse me. 743 00:29:38,355 --> 00:29:41,274 I just wanna remind the panel of esteemed judges 744 00:29:41,358 --> 00:29:42,621 about the strict time limit. 745 00:29:42,706 --> 00:29:46,253 Unfortunately, this contestant's time has elapsed 746 00:29:46,347 --> 00:29:47,878 98 seconds ago. 747 00:29:48,074 --> 00:29:49,532 Oh, thank God. She's right. 748 00:29:49,617 --> 00:29:51,201 - That is all! - But she... 749 00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:53,417 Miss Gallagher, your time's up. 750 00:30:04,449 --> 00:30:06,408 Look, it's SEAL Team Dicks. 751 00:30:06,508 --> 00:30:09,177 Oh, no, they're trying to infiltrate our breach 752 00:30:09,261 --> 00:30:10,660 from the rear. 753 00:30:14,767 --> 00:30:16,089 Jesus. 754 00:30:16,174 --> 00:30:18,097 A little overdressed, don't you think? 755 00:30:19,271 --> 00:30:20,564 Look, you want your money to be safe or not? 756 00:30:20,648 --> 00:30:22,121 Let's get to it. What's the job? 757 00:30:22,232 --> 00:30:23,358 Pretty straightforward. 758 00:30:23,442 --> 00:30:24,526 Just take the money to the grow house 759 00:30:24,610 --> 00:30:26,519 so we can get on the regular delivery list. 760 00:30:26,695 --> 00:30:29,531 Grow house? I thought I was your supplier. 761 00:30:29,675 --> 00:30:31,032 Supply and demand leveled out. 762 00:30:31,144 --> 00:30:32,675 Everyone's got legal product again. 763 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,949 Well, for fuck's sake, Kev. 764 00:30:35,253 --> 00:30:36,329 All right. 765 00:30:36,413 --> 00:30:37,996 Chop-chop. Collect the money. 766 00:30:39,936 --> 00:30:41,285 You collect the money. 767 00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:43,557 I'm the boss, 'member? 768 00:30:43,652 --> 00:30:46,347 I just supervise and shit; You do all the work. 769 00:30:46,457 --> 00:30:49,027 Uh, fuck you. I don't work for you. 770 00:30:49,885 --> 00:30:51,699 You're making me look bad, asshole. 771 00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:56,192 All right, I got two of these 772 00:30:56,277 --> 00:30:57,824 in case you got too much cash to move. 773 00:30:57,909 --> 00:30:59,848 All right. Turn around. 774 00:30:59,933 --> 00:31:02,064 Where I keep my money's for my eyes only. 775 00:31:03,190 --> 00:31:05,183 I'm serious! Turn around. 776 00:31:06,247 --> 00:31:08,791 Put your head down. 777 00:31:24,372 --> 00:31:25,706 Okay. 778 00:31:26,532 --> 00:31:27,707 There ya go. 779 00:31:29,582 --> 00:31:30,785 What's this? 780 00:31:30,886 --> 00:31:32,554 Yesterday's profits. 781 00:31:34,182 --> 00:31:36,434 This is only, like, 1,500 bucks. 782 00:31:36,519 --> 00:31:38,387 $1,653. 783 00:31:38,472 --> 00:31:40,976 Take that money, minus your cut, to the grow house. 784 00:31:41,061 --> 00:31:42,563 They're waiting. 785 00:31:47,576 --> 00:31:48,869 This is... 786 00:31:54,458 --> 00:31:56,710 What are we gonna do about the Milkoviches? 787 00:31:58,287 --> 00:32:01,122 We could go to the Nation of Islam for help. 788 00:32:01,273 --> 00:32:03,188 - Those guys are... - We just did that, Frank, 789 00:32:03,273 --> 00:32:04,983 literally less than an hour ago. 790 00:32:05,085 --> 00:32:06,132 I know that. 791 00:32:06,217 --> 00:32:08,906 Th-th-that's-that's not what I meant! 792 00:32:08,991 --> 00:32:11,304 I meant we could go back 793 00:32:12,082 --> 00:32:14,695 or we could get to Mrs. McCurdy, 794 00:32:14,780 --> 00:32:16,148 talk to her, 795 00:32:17,222 --> 00:32:19,687 try to convince her to evict them. 796 00:32:20,100 --> 00:32:22,060 Record her living conditions. 797 00:32:22,144 --> 00:32:23,561 It's gotta be horrific in there 798 00:32:23,645 --> 00:32:25,855 now that the Milkoviches have moved in. 799 00:32:25,939 --> 00:32:28,515 There's no way they'd let 'em stay there 800 00:32:28,601 --> 00:32:30,276 if there was proof of elder abuse. 801 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,404 There's no way they're gonna let you get near her. 802 00:32:32,488 --> 00:32:33,827 They got that place surrounded. 803 00:32:33,912 --> 00:32:36,265 If we created a distraction, 804 00:32:36,527 --> 00:32:38,244 draw them to the front of the house, 805 00:32:38,329 --> 00:32:39,953 I could sneak in the back. 806 00:32:40,219 --> 00:32:42,758 What gets white trash's attention? 807 00:32:43,635 --> 00:32:45,511 A Trans Am that needs fixin'? 808 00:32:45,836 --> 00:32:48,500 A Black athlete disrespecting our flag. 809 00:32:48,670 --> 00:32:51,039 - A gun rally. - A Klan rally. 810 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,008 A monster truck rally. 811 00:32:53,534 --> 00:32:54,985 Well, any rally, really. 812 00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:57,305 I think I know what might do the trick. 813 00:32:58,427 --> 00:33:00,117 Let me get my running shoes. 814 00:33:01,430 --> 00:33:04,750 ♪ I am just a fan of all your power and might ♪ 815 00:33:04,835 --> 00:33:07,946 ♪ I know you can, you're the man... ♪ 816 00:33:10,557 --> 00:33:13,617 ♪ Well, let's get goin' ♪ 817 00:33:13,736 --> 00:33:15,738 ♪ Let's get goin' ♪ 818 00:33:17,035 --> 00:33:18,494 ♪ You got it ♪ 819 00:33:19,117 --> 00:33:20,577 ♪ Let's get goin' ♪ 820 00:33:21,747 --> 00:33:22,915 ♪ You got it ♪ 821 00:33:23,258 --> 00:33:26,093 All right, you haven't said a word since brunch. 822 00:33:26,632 --> 00:33:29,031 Well, that is because I'm pretty much speechless. 823 00:33:29,211 --> 00:33:30,508 Okay. 824 00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:32,302 Why? 825 00:33:32,968 --> 00:33:36,890 Oh, maybe 'cause you fucked your teacher in high school? 826 00:33:37,984 --> 00:33:39,320 What? No. 827 00:33:39,405 --> 00:33:41,687 No, so-so you didn't fuck your teacher. 828 00:33:44,111 --> 00:33:45,945 - We dated. - Oh. 829 00:33:46,075 --> 00:33:47,820 It was a serious relationship. 830 00:33:50,899 --> 00:33:52,844 Okay, yeah, we slept together. 831 00:33:52,929 --> 00:33:54,563 - But it was beautiful. - God, I knew it. 832 00:33:54,648 --> 00:33:56,352 You couldn't have given me a heads-up before brunch? 833 00:33:56,436 --> 00:33:58,271 No, because I figured you wouldn't get it. 834 00:33:58,356 --> 00:34:00,343 Nobody gets it. 835 00:34:00,428 --> 00:34:01,962 Look, you're already judging me. 836 00:34:02,047 --> 00:34:04,204 You were a kid. That's some pedophile shit! 837 00:34:04,289 --> 00:34:07,648 I was mature for my age, and I went after him, so... 838 00:34:08,464 --> 00:34:10,742 You don't know how it was between us. 839 00:34:10,913 --> 00:34:12,625 Okay, I wasn't a child. 840 00:34:12,826 --> 00:34:14,500 He saw me for me. 841 00:34:14,590 --> 00:34:16,633 I saw him for him. 842 00:34:16,748 --> 00:34:18,593 That's what made it beautiful. 843 00:34:22,024 --> 00:34:23,640 I gotta go work on my bike. 844 00:34:27,603 --> 00:34:29,172 What the hell was that in there? 845 00:34:29,750 --> 00:34:32,205 Oh, just making sure the judges are abidin' by their own rules. 846 00:34:32,289 --> 00:34:34,368 - Nothing personal. - It sure feels personal. 847 00:34:34,453 --> 00:34:36,376 It feels like you're trying to sabotage Franny. 848 00:34:36,461 --> 00:34:39,447 When you're used to privilege, equality feels like oppression. 849 00:34:39,687 --> 00:34:41,093 Privilege? Me? 850 00:34:41,178 --> 00:34:43,976 I grew up worse off than you... With Frank! 851 00:34:44,148 --> 00:34:46,610 Yeah, who ever heard of a little blonde girl 852 00:34:46,695 --> 00:34:48,172 getting special treatment? 853 00:34:48,886 --> 00:34:51,211 Scuse me. Amy has to go to the bathroom. 854 00:34:55,226 --> 00:34:56,734 That bitch. 855 00:34:57,549 --> 00:34:59,445 Maybe you should just drop it. 856 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:02,375 Fuck that. 857 00:35:02,460 --> 00:35:04,789 Hey, Franny, I have a great idea. 858 00:35:04,874 --> 00:35:06,667 Do you wanna help Gemma with her makeup? 859 00:35:06,892 --> 00:35:09,328 I think that you could make her look really pretty. 860 00:35:10,971 --> 00:35:12,359 - Wanna do it? - Debbie, don't. 861 00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:13,734 V started it. 862 00:35:23,082 --> 00:35:26,335 Oh, this lady sure does have a massive set of balls. 863 00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:38,336 Well, hey there, Officer. Something I can get you? 864 00:35:38,828 --> 00:35:41,711 What... ow! Are you... What is wrong with you? 865 00:35:41,802 --> 00:35:45,179 Get off of me! Hell is wrong with you? 866 00:35:45,264 --> 00:35:47,164 - Oh, you crazy! - Aah! 867 00:35:47,249 --> 00:35:49,383 Fucking get off of me! 868 00:35:53,647 --> 00:35:55,008 - What are you do... - Hey! 869 00:36:07,452 --> 00:36:09,413 No! 870 00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,965 Last... warning. 871 00:36:23,486 --> 00:36:25,344 Well, fuck you, then, you raggedy old, 872 00:36:25,429 --> 00:36:26,888 dusty old, musty old, oink-oink, 873 00:36:26,972 --> 00:36:28,887 Porky Pig, Oscar Mayer bacon bitch! 874 00:36:28,972 --> 00:36:30,317 Fuck the police! 875 00:36:31,977 --> 00:36:33,379 What did you just say to me? 876 00:36:34,340 --> 00:36:36,129 You really expect me to repeat all that? 877 00:36:38,811 --> 00:36:40,354 Strip. 878 00:36:41,262 --> 00:36:42,722 Bitch, I said strip! 879 00:36:44,843 --> 00:36:47,700 Lose the dress now. 880 00:36:57,557 --> 00:36:58,891 Wig too. 881 00:37:00,073 --> 00:37:02,207 - Leesie. - No, she gonna learn. 882 00:37:02,411 --> 00:37:03,598 Wig! 883 00:37:09,177 --> 00:37:10,804 Come on, now! 884 00:37:16,563 --> 00:37:18,231 Let's go to the car and get a Red Bull. 885 00:37:18,396 --> 00:37:20,858 I'm having a 2:30 in the afternoon sorta feeling, 886 00:37:20,942 --> 00:37:22,360 know what I'm saying? 887 00:37:33,455 --> 00:37:35,342 Enough is enough! 888 00:37:36,350 --> 00:37:38,936 We won't tolerate hate in this neighborhood. 889 00:37:45,986 --> 00:37:47,232 Mm-hmm. 890 00:37:48,553 --> 00:37:50,638 - This is stupid. - You say stupid. 891 00:37:50,722 --> 00:37:51,974 I say necessary. 892 00:38:00,054 --> 00:38:01,639 Hey, buddy. 893 00:38:01,777 --> 00:38:03,403 How ya doing? 894 00:38:03,488 --> 00:38:04,905 It's Frank. Remember me? I'm... 895 00:38:05,153 --> 00:38:07,155 I mean, yeah, I live in the hood. 896 00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,365 You remember? Yeah, you know me! 897 00:38:09,449 --> 00:38:10,867 Yeah! 898 00:38:16,613 --> 00:38:17,763 Hmm? 899 00:38:17,848 --> 00:38:20,100 Oh, yeah. 900 00:38:21,022 --> 00:38:23,880 That one's gotta hurt, huh? 901 00:38:24,155 --> 00:38:26,132 I got a whole stack of these. 902 00:38:26,921 --> 00:38:28,759 I'm thinkin' about burning all of 'em. 903 00:38:29,233 --> 00:38:32,013 I think we just spooked him. Come on. 904 00:38:34,198 --> 00:38:36,116 Jesus! Okay! Okay! 905 00:38:36,255 --> 00:38:38,843 Ooh, ooh, easy, easy, easy, easy. 906 00:38:39,226 --> 00:38:41,898 Holy shit! Even their dog is racist. 907 00:38:41,982 --> 00:38:43,866 How 'bout that? 908 00:38:44,171 --> 00:38:45,672 I think you gotta go in. 909 00:38:45,803 --> 00:38:47,694 The Milkoviches have probably fantasized 910 00:38:47,779 --> 00:38:50,288 about finding some Black kid breaking into their house. 911 00:38:50,373 --> 00:38:52,288 Every cause needs a martyr. 912 00:38:52,450 --> 00:38:53,826 No, Frank. 913 00:38:53,910 --> 00:38:56,827 I-I'm the only one who can keep the dog quiet. 914 00:38:57,038 --> 00:38:59,291 If he keeps barking, we're gonna get caught. 915 00:39:00,147 --> 00:39:02,085 I'm counting on you, son. 916 00:39:02,170 --> 00:39:03,671 We all are. 917 00:39:09,676 --> 00:39:10,960 Easy. 918 00:39:15,474 --> 00:39:17,530 What are you gonna do? 919 00:39:17,615 --> 00:39:19,155 You gonna chase me, huh? 920 00:39:19,391 --> 00:39:21,267 Gonna try to stop me, beat me up? 921 00:39:21,352 --> 00:39:22,632 Why would we do that? 922 00:39:23,116 --> 00:39:25,775 I'm literally torching your entire belief system. 923 00:39:25,859 --> 00:39:27,193 It's incredibly disrespectful. 924 00:39:27,277 --> 00:39:28,986 I don't know. It's just paper, man. 925 00:39:29,233 --> 00:39:30,780 Yeah, symbols are just symbols. 926 00:39:30,929 --> 00:39:33,022 I mean, even that big old flag back there... 927 00:39:33,783 --> 00:39:35,576 It's meaningless, really. 928 00:39:35,835 --> 00:39:37,245 What are you talking about? 929 00:39:37,329 --> 00:39:39,413 Real racism... It's in our hearts, 930 00:39:39,498 --> 00:39:41,843 in our minds, in our souls. 931 00:39:42,104 --> 00:39:43,439 Can't burn that, dude. 932 00:40:35,022 --> 00:40:36,387 Are you okay? 933 00:40:36,913 --> 00:40:39,390 Are you being held here against your will? 934 00:40:42,018 --> 00:40:44,210 Have all these people moved into your house 935 00:40:44,404 --> 00:40:46,072 without your permission? 936 00:40:47,824 --> 00:40:49,408 Mrs. McCurdy, 937 00:40:49,609 --> 00:40:53,171 is there anything you can tell me about Terry Milkovich? 938 00:40:57,143 --> 00:40:59,476 Terry Milkovich? 939 00:41:00,641 --> 00:41:02,858 I'll tell you about Terry. 940 00:41:03,321 --> 00:41:04,864 He's a beast. 941 00:41:08,319 --> 00:41:09,474 How was I supposed to know 942 00:41:09,559 --> 00:41:10,405 they didn't have any money? 943 00:41:10,490 --> 00:41:11,365 Well, you should have checked how much 944 00:41:11,450 --> 00:41:12,535 we'd actually be transporting. 945 00:41:12,619 --> 00:41:14,117 Well, it wouldn't matter if you hadn't made us buy 946 00:41:14,201 --> 00:41:15,337 this stupid-ass SWAT team shit. 947 00:41:15,421 --> 00:41:16,477 Which wouldn't fucking matter 948 00:41:16,561 --> 00:41:17,887 if you made half as much as you promised. 949 00:41:17,971 --> 00:41:20,139 "Oh, could be thousands, maybe millions. 950 00:41:20,223 --> 00:41:21,891 Be fucking billionaires by Tuesday." 951 00:41:21,975 --> 00:41:23,562 You know what? You're fuckin' fired. 952 00:41:23,805 --> 00:41:25,702 You can't fire somebody you never employed. 953 00:41:25,986 --> 00:41:27,655 I was trying to help you out. 954 00:41:38,619 --> 00:41:40,830 Holy shit! 955 00:41:54,132 --> 00:41:56,133 Uh, hey, Tam, where's my soap? 956 00:41:56,217 --> 00:41:57,991 You know, the grease pumice stuff. 957 00:41:58,076 --> 00:42:00,445 - Oh, I put it under the sink. - Why? 958 00:42:00,530 --> 00:42:02,663 I want the nice shit out. We're having company. 959 00:42:02,875 --> 00:42:04,376 - We are? - Yeah. 960 00:42:04,765 --> 00:42:06,767 Marcos and his fiancée. 961 00:42:07,187 --> 00:42:08,354 Twice in one day? 962 00:42:08,936 --> 00:42:10,606 I mean, brunch was more than enough, 963 00:42:10,690 --> 00:42:11,522 don't you think? 964 00:42:11,607 --> 00:42:13,275 Well, you're the one who invited him. 965 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,444 The fuck I did. 966 00:42:14,529 --> 00:42:16,403 You said, "Come by anytime." 967 00:42:16,819 --> 00:42:18,999 Well, he's taking you up on your offer. 968 00:42:19,449 --> 00:42:20,658 Mm. 969 00:42:27,224 --> 00:42:28,934 - Hi. - Hi! 970 00:42:29,042 --> 00:42:30,303 This is Kelly... 971 00:42:31,354 --> 00:42:32,605 my fiancée. 972 00:42:32,846 --> 00:42:34,347 Hi. 973 00:42:56,898 --> 00:42:58,319 You okay, Eilish? 974 00:42:59,134 --> 00:43:00,009 Mm-hmm. 975 00:43:00,094 --> 00:43:02,972 All right, well, good shift today, man. 976 00:43:03,118 --> 00:43:04,983 You're really taking to this police shit. 977 00:43:05,286 --> 00:43:06,912 You gonna be a decent cop. 978 00:43:07,132 --> 00:43:08,789 Just clean out the car, go on home, 979 00:43:08,873 --> 00:43:09,957 get some rest... 980 00:43:10,041 --> 00:43:11,584 back at it again tomorrow. 981 00:43:11,668 --> 00:43:12,999 More heads to bust. 982 00:43:27,058 --> 00:43:29,038 Before we make our final decision, 983 00:43:29,451 --> 00:43:31,269 we'd like to ask each of the mothers 984 00:43:31,354 --> 00:43:33,499 to explain what excites them most 985 00:43:33,607 --> 00:43:35,467 about the Little Miss South Side title. 986 00:43:36,109 --> 00:43:37,780 We can start with you, Miss Gallagher. 987 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,233 Well... 988 00:43:39,318 --> 00:43:40,960 I think that Franny is 989 00:43:41,143 --> 00:43:43,889 most excited about becoming an ambassador 990 00:43:43,991 --> 00:43:45,077 for our community, 991 00:43:45,162 --> 00:43:46,205 showing the rest of the city 992 00:43:46,289 --> 00:43:47,796 what the South Side's all about. 993 00:43:47,967 --> 00:43:50,081 Whether it's, uh, going to a little league game 994 00:43:50,165 --> 00:43:53,209 or a parade or the grand opening of a new Arby's, 995 00:43:53,293 --> 00:43:54,842 there's no place that we won't go. 996 00:43:55,069 --> 00:43:56,663 Do you even go to those places? 997 00:43:56,748 --> 00:43:58,082 Excuse me? 998 00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,133 I'm just saying, given your status, 999 00:44:01,217 --> 00:44:03,052 are you allowed to go to those events? 1000 00:44:03,342 --> 00:44:05,137 Are you allowed to be here? 1001 00:44:05,936 --> 00:44:07,223 Uh... 1002 00:44:07,307 --> 00:44:08,882 I got special permission. 1003 00:44:09,045 --> 00:44:10,710 I'm sorry, what status? 1004 00:44:10,872 --> 00:44:12,957 She's a registered sex offender. 1005 00:44:13,042 --> 00:44:15,002 Hot lesbian convict? That's her. 1006 00:44:15,186 --> 00:44:16,020 You bitch! 1007 00:44:16,191 --> 00:44:17,400 Who you callin' a bitch, bitch? 1008 00:44:17,484 --> 00:44:19,289 You, you drug-dealing bitch! 1009 00:44:19,374 --> 00:44:20,319 She's a drug dealer. She deals drugs. 1010 00:44:20,403 --> 00:44:23,897 I am a legal cannabis entrepreneur! 1011 00:44:26,201 --> 00:44:27,451 What, a Black woman can't be... 1012 00:44:27,535 --> 00:44:29,120 Technically, I am a registered sex offender... 1013 00:44:29,204 --> 00:44:31,205 And look what she did to my daughter's face. 1014 00:44:31,289 --> 00:44:32,540 I would never touch a child! 1015 00:44:32,624 --> 00:44:34,834 A broke-down little 1980s pageant little girl! 1016 00:44:36,387 --> 00:44:38,640 Okay, I guess this is enough 1017 00:44:38,725 --> 00:44:40,798 to keep them back on our delivery schedule. 1018 00:44:40,882 --> 00:44:43,116 - Barely. - All right, thanks. 1019 00:44:43,201 --> 00:44:44,421 I'll let 'em know. 1020 00:44:44,506 --> 00:44:45,756 You guys new? 1021 00:44:46,897 --> 00:44:48,347 Haven't seen you around before. 1022 00:44:48,928 --> 00:44:50,099 What are you guys... 1023 00:44:50,350 --> 00:44:52,085 ex-military, Rangers, 1024 00:44:52,170 --> 00:44:54,005 SEALs, Delta Force? 1025 00:44:54,354 --> 00:44:56,882 Uh, y-yeah, yeah. All that shit. 1026 00:44:57,068 --> 00:45:00,070 I, uh... I-I just got back from, uh, 1027 00:45:00,317 --> 00:45:02,193 mowin' down terrorists overseas, you know? 1028 00:45:02,444 --> 00:45:03,882 Took out a whole... 1029 00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:06,037 village. 1030 00:45:06,199 --> 00:45:07,203 Fuck those guys. 1031 00:45:07,288 --> 00:45:08,576 - Right on. - Yeah. 1032 00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:11,647 I could need another pro security firm on our roster. 1033 00:45:11,732 --> 00:45:13,858 Business... is booming. 1034 00:45:14,303 --> 00:45:16,251 We can't keep up with all the pickups and deliveries. 1035 00:45:16,335 --> 00:45:19,044 Oh, I am your man, you know? Very professional. 1036 00:45:19,128 --> 00:45:20,087 Extra professional. 1037 00:45:20,171 --> 00:45:21,585 Uh, how much are we gonna get paid? 1038 00:45:22,215 --> 00:45:23,671 It's gotta be worth our time. 1039 00:45:23,764 --> 00:45:25,389 Going rate is a grand a day. 1040 00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:30,018 That's a little lower than what I'm used to, 1041 00:45:30,103 --> 00:45:31,467 but, uh... 1042 00:45:32,225 --> 00:45:33,796 we'll make it work, ya know? 1043 00:45:35,103 --> 00:45:37,188 Uh, so, yeah, we still got a lot of work 1044 00:45:37,272 --> 00:45:38,439 we wanna do in here. 1045 00:45:38,523 --> 00:45:41,780 Um... maybe some under-cabinet LEDs. 1046 00:45:41,865 --> 00:45:44,242 Uh, exhaust hood here, obviously. 1047 00:45:44,327 --> 00:45:46,912 Yeah, yeah, no, I like how you smoothed the grout... 1048 00:45:47,156 --> 00:45:49,200 where you really should have used some quarter round. 1049 00:45:49,284 --> 00:45:51,202 They didn't have any quarter round available? 1050 00:45:51,286 --> 00:45:53,204 - Well, shit's expensive, so... - Yeah. 1051 00:45:53,288 --> 00:45:54,858 But it's worth it. 1052 00:45:55,969 --> 00:45:57,850 When I was young like you, 1053 00:45:57,951 --> 00:46:00,210 - I went for efficiency. - Uh-huh. 1054 00:46:00,295 --> 00:46:03,038 But eventually, I learned the value of quality. 1055 00:46:04,342 --> 00:46:05,801 No rush. 1056 00:46:05,886 --> 00:46:08,180 That's the advantage of experience. 1057 00:46:08,553 --> 00:46:10,257 You just take it nice and slow 1058 00:46:11,264 --> 00:46:13,046 and get it all the way right. 1059 00:46:17,692 --> 00:46:19,257 Uh, Kelly, we weren't sure 1060 00:46:19,342 --> 00:46:20,710 we'd get the chance to meet you. 1061 00:46:20,795 --> 00:46:22,880 Um, how did that job interview go? 1062 00:46:23,647 --> 00:46:24,818 Job interview? 1063 00:46:25,085 --> 00:46:27,165 Yeah, that's where Marcos said you were today, right? 1064 00:46:27,592 --> 00:46:29,448 Admissions interview for school. 1065 00:46:29,532 --> 00:46:31,812 Oh! Uh, what-what schools you lookin' at, 1066 00:46:31,897 --> 00:46:34,515 Northwestern, Columbia, Loyola? 1067 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,882 Uh, Greenfield Prep. High school. 1068 00:46:36,967 --> 00:46:38,760 I'm one semester short of graduating. 1069 00:46:38,845 --> 00:46:40,888 Uh, wait. So you were his student? 1070 00:46:41,210 --> 00:46:43,546 Uh... technically, I guess. 1071 00:46:43,631 --> 00:46:46,452 But... he saw me for me. 1072 00:46:47,133 --> 00:46:49,052 And I saw him for him, and... 1073 00:46:49,901 --> 00:46:51,694 that's what makes us so special. 1074 00:46:52,036 --> 00:46:53,162 Right. 1075 00:46:57,929 --> 00:46:59,013 Okay. 1076 00:46:59,098 --> 00:47:00,891 After careful deliberation, 1077 00:47:01,272 --> 00:47:02,616 we'd like to announce the winner. 1078 00:47:02,701 --> 00:47:03,534 Wait. 1079 00:47:03,619 --> 00:47:05,024 Before you announce the winner, 1080 00:47:05,109 --> 00:47:06,578 I never got a chance to say 1081 00:47:06,663 --> 00:47:09,944 why my family is excited about this title. 1082 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,717 I grew up on the South Side. 1083 00:47:15,453 --> 00:47:17,580 And I know what it would mean 1084 00:47:17,664 --> 00:47:19,967 to the little Black girls who live here 1085 00:47:20,084 --> 00:47:22,253 to see someone who looks like them 1086 00:47:22,377 --> 00:47:24,336 wearing that tiara and sash. 1087 00:47:24,764 --> 00:47:27,671 I know what it will mean to them to have someone 1088 00:47:27,756 --> 00:47:29,491 who looks like my Gemma. 1089 00:47:30,593 --> 00:47:32,397 The South Side doesn't really feel like 1090 00:47:32,553 --> 00:47:33,975 the South Side anymore, 1091 00:47:34,222 --> 00:47:36,452 at least not in the way that I remember it. 1092 00:47:37,433 --> 00:47:40,144 But that doesn't mean we should stop trying 1093 00:47:40,228 --> 00:47:43,467 to preserve what makes our community special. 1094 00:47:43,755 --> 00:47:45,944 And it's not just about race. 1095 00:47:46,248 --> 00:47:49,068 It's about pride. It's about perseverance. 1096 00:47:49,153 --> 00:47:50,851 It's about working together 1097 00:47:50,936 --> 00:47:53,157 to strive for the American dream, 1098 00:47:53,241 --> 00:47:56,366 even though it feels a million miles away. 1099 00:47:58,772 --> 00:48:00,483 I guess all I'm sayin' is, 1100 00:48:01,290 --> 00:48:02,708 Little Miss South Side 1101 00:48:02,792 --> 00:48:05,014 should represent the South Side, 1102 00:48:05,281 --> 00:48:07,575 not just in the way she looks 1103 00:48:07,905 --> 00:48:10,466 but also in the way she can inspire. 1104 00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,379 She should show little girls 1105 00:48:12,510 --> 00:48:14,874 that you can still aim to be something 1106 00:48:14,959 --> 00:48:16,501 and maybe those dreams... 1107 00:48:16,764 --> 00:48:19,517 are just a little closer than you think they are. 1108 00:48:29,904 --> 00:48:32,241 If there are no more speeches. 1109 00:48:34,094 --> 00:48:36,803 Your new Little Miss South Side... 1110 00:48:37,573 --> 00:48:39,069 from Aleppo, Syria, 1111 00:48:39,154 --> 00:48:41,954 visiting Chicago for her spina bifida treatment, 1112 00:48:42,264 --> 00:48:45,311 Amena Farah Uri Abbasi. 1113 00:48:55,143 --> 00:48:57,382 Terry Milkovich? 1114 00:48:57,995 --> 00:49:00,246 I'll tell you about Terry. 1115 00:49:00,331 --> 00:49:01,832 He's a beast. 1116 00:49:02,857 --> 00:49:05,514 A beast in the sack. 1117 00:49:05,599 --> 00:49:08,476 And I thank God every day 1118 00:49:08,792 --> 00:49:10,669 that he came into my life. 1119 00:49:11,027 --> 00:49:14,113 And then I ask God to avert his eyes, 1120 00:49:14,271 --> 00:49:15,983 because what we do... 1121 00:49:16,238 --> 00:49:17,655 it's a sin. 1122 00:49:18,319 --> 00:49:21,108 Have you ever heard of something called 1123 00:49:21,270 --> 00:49:23,139 fisting, young man? 1124 00:49:23,902 --> 00:49:26,571 That's where Terry makes a fist 1125 00:49:26,726 --> 00:49:28,342 and shoves it up my... 1126 00:49:28,427 --> 00:49:30,179 All right, all right, enough. 1127 00:49:31,297 --> 00:49:32,548 We pissed off the Milkoviches, 1128 00:49:32,632 --> 00:49:34,640 and we managed to make things worse. 1129 00:49:34,725 --> 00:49:38,387 Well, chin up, lad. We'll be at it again tomorrow. 1130 00:49:38,592 --> 00:49:42,085 What time should I come by so we can get started, 11? 1131 00:49:48,048 --> 00:49:50,717 And they're still comin'. 1132 00:49:51,288 --> 00:49:54,546 How many more of these fuckers can they cram into that dump? 1133 00:50:09,724 --> 00:50:12,184 Hey, neighbors! Ah. 1134 00:50:12,470 --> 00:50:14,296 I hope you don't mind 1135 00:50:14,381 --> 00:50:16,980 our takin' over the empty lot next door to ya. 1136 00:50:17,065 --> 00:50:18,714 House was gettin' crowded. 1137 00:50:18,799 --> 00:50:20,509 But this works, right? 1138 00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:26,824 Jesus, now we're surrounded by Milkoviches. 1139 00:50:39,035 --> 00:50:41,617 Can you believe that little Syrian heifer stole our crown? 1140 00:50:41,701 --> 00:50:43,058 Ugh. I know. 1141 00:50:43,143 --> 00:50:44,744 I mean, we're from the South Side. 1142 00:50:44,829 --> 00:50:46,285 What the hell has she been through? 1143 00:50:47,964 --> 00:50:49,507 I'm sorry, Debs. 1144 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,316 Me too. 1145 00:50:51,535 --> 00:50:53,386 - We cool? - Yeah. 1146 00:50:54,214 --> 00:50:56,381 Well, if you two are done kissing and making up, 1147 00:50:56,465 --> 00:50:58,300 - I sort of wanna... - Yeah, let's get out of here. 1148 00:50:58,384 --> 00:50:59,259 Get the fuck out. 1149 00:50:59,343 --> 00:51:00,949 - See ya, V. - Bye, girl. 1150 00:51:02,117 --> 00:51:03,743 Oh, I almost forgot. 1151 00:51:04,601 --> 00:51:06,074 Miss Fisher. 1152 00:51:06,668 --> 00:51:08,214 Alderman Jenkins. 1153 00:51:08,299 --> 00:51:10,168 I really enjoyed your speech. 1154 00:51:10,253 --> 00:51:12,550 Not enough to vote for my Gemma. 1155 00:51:13,067 --> 00:51:15,270 Look, between you, me, and the lamppost, 1156 00:51:15,355 --> 00:51:17,194 this event is put on by the Chamber of Commerce. 1157 00:51:17,278 --> 00:51:18,821 Their goal is to generate commerce. 1158 00:51:18,905 --> 00:51:21,941 They see all these gentrifiers as a way of making more money. 1159 00:51:22,283 --> 00:51:23,826 And that Syrian girl's sob story 1160 00:51:23,910 --> 00:51:26,293 appeals to millennials and bleeding hearts. 1161 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,097 The Chamber is a major contributor 1162 00:51:31,207 --> 00:51:32,709 to my reelection campaign. 1163 00:51:32,793 --> 00:51:34,714 Can't bite the hand that feeds me, but... 1164 00:51:35,087 --> 00:51:36,301 I could use you. 1165 00:51:36,386 --> 00:51:38,277 Democratic Party of Chicago could use you. 1166 00:51:38,362 --> 00:51:39,468 Someone with your passion, 1167 00:51:39,553 --> 00:51:42,055 with your gift for persuasive speech... 1168 00:51:42,193 --> 00:51:43,597 you've got talent. 1169 00:51:43,853 --> 00:51:45,058 Thank you. 1170 00:51:45,890 --> 00:51:47,683 I'd love to pick your brain sometime, 1171 00:51:47,767 --> 00:51:48,934 get your opinion on local issues, 1172 00:51:49,018 --> 00:51:50,435 see where there might be an opportunity 1173 00:51:50,519 --> 00:51:51,847 to get you involved. 1174 00:51:54,474 --> 00:51:56,142 Okay, drive safe. Thanks again. 1175 00:51:56,249 --> 00:51:57,526 Yeah, appreciate you guys coming by. 1176 00:51:57,610 --> 00:51:58,833 Again soon, okay? 1177 00:51:58,918 --> 00:52:00,855 Maybe we can get together... 1178 00:52:01,785 --> 00:52:04,504 What... the... fuck? 1179 00:52:04,909 --> 00:52:06,910 I-I mean, what's the matter with him? 1180 00:52:06,994 --> 00:52:09,997 - She's, like, ten! - Seventeen, she said. 1181 00:52:10,082 --> 00:52:11,371 Eighteen soon. 1182 00:52:11,581 --> 00:52:12,966 Age ain't nothin' but a number, right? 1183 00:52:13,050 --> 00:52:14,835 It's gotta be, what... It's, what... 1184 00:52:14,919 --> 00:52:16,722 daddy issues? 1185 00:52:19,358 --> 00:52:21,067 I mean, I didn't have daddy issues. 1186 00:52:21,346 --> 00:52:22,996 I don't have daddy issues. 1187 00:52:25,277 --> 00:52:27,882 I mean, I love my dad, yeah, 1188 00:52:27,974 --> 00:52:31,018 but in a completely normal, healthy way. 1189 00:52:31,294 --> 00:52:32,535 Right. 1190 00:52:35,527 --> 00:52:37,404 You think I have daddy issues. 1191 00:52:38,608 --> 00:52:39,931 - Uh... - You know what? 1192 00:52:40,016 --> 00:52:41,652 Fuck off! I do not! 1193 00:52:41,737 --> 00:52:43,720 Come on, you've been around my family. 1194 00:52:43,893 --> 00:52:47,229 Yeah, we have our quirks, but we're pretty normal. 1195 00:52:47,391 --> 00:52:48,674 And sure, 1196 00:52:48,759 --> 00:52:50,212 I guess, you know, when my mom died, 1197 00:52:50,297 --> 00:52:51,631 we all got thrown for a loop. 1198 00:52:51,716 --> 00:52:53,050 But that's normal. 1199 00:52:53,135 --> 00:52:54,626 And Cami, she took the reins 1200 00:52:54,711 --> 00:52:56,500 and she went from being my big sister 1201 00:52:56,585 --> 00:52:59,744 to de facto mom, and my dad, he stepped up 1202 00:52:59,829 --> 00:53:01,424 and he put all of his attention on Cory 1203 00:53:01,509 --> 00:53:03,245 'cause she was the baby and she needed her dad. 1204 00:53:03,329 --> 00:53:05,189 And that... you know, that left me... 1205 00:53:09,116 --> 00:53:10,634 in the middle... 1206 00:53:12,497 --> 00:53:14,040 alone... 1207 00:53:15,878 --> 00:53:17,829 desperate for attention. 1208 00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:22,417 And that's... 1209 00:53:22,502 --> 00:53:24,251 right when I started dating Marcos. 1210 00:53:24,343 --> 00:53:25,743 Oh, my God. 1211 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:31,962 I have daddy issues. 1212 00:53:37,686 --> 00:53:41,149 I thought I was... so smart 1213 00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:42,735 and mature. 1214 00:53:43,676 --> 00:53:47,179 But really, I was needy and daddy-starved 1215 00:53:47,264 --> 00:53:48,595 and dumb. 1216 00:53:49,221 --> 00:53:50,764 I mean, I got played by a pedophile. 1217 00:53:50,848 --> 00:53:52,892 God, I am a fucking cliché. 1218 00:53:53,231 --> 00:53:54,392 Ah. 1219 00:53:58,270 --> 00:53:59,509 Hmm. 1220 00:54:00,563 --> 00:54:02,618 - You're not dumb. - Mm. 1221 00:54:03,011 --> 00:54:04,179 All right? 1222 00:54:04,599 --> 00:54:07,267 You were immature and vulnerable, 1223 00:54:07,421 --> 00:54:09,298 and he took advantage of you. 1224 00:54:09,916 --> 00:54:11,282 Now you're smarter. 1225 00:54:11,827 --> 00:54:13,938 You make great decisions, 1226 00:54:15,156 --> 00:54:16,822 like choosing an age-appropriate, 1227 00:54:16,907 --> 00:54:18,542 handsome stud like me. 1228 00:54:39,264 --> 00:54:40,610 I don't want no smoke. 1229 00:54:41,130 --> 00:54:42,756 Po-po, go away. 1230 00:54:42,841 --> 00:54:44,025 Go away! 1231 00:54:44,353 --> 00:54:45,652 Look, you can just leave me the hell alone, 1232 00:54:45,736 --> 00:54:47,235 because I ain't sellin' shit. 1233 00:54:48,155 --> 00:54:51,408 Somme's "Goin' On" playing... 1234 00:54:59,870 --> 00:55:01,885 ♪ A little older, I don't mind it ♪ 1235 00:55:01,970 --> 00:55:03,418 ♪ 'Cause she's got her shit together ♪ 1236 00:55:03,502 --> 00:55:05,672 ♪ Like nobody else I know ♪ 1237 00:55:05,756 --> 00:55:07,007 ♪ She's pretty much a batter ♪ 1238 00:55:07,091 --> 00:55:08,676 ♪ But she'll never let you call her that ♪ 1239 00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:11,553 ♪ She's humble so I run from her, uh-huh ♪ 1240 00:55:11,697 --> 00:55:14,014 ♪ Steady on the daily, no, she's never acting shady... ♪ 1241 00:55:14,098 --> 00:55:15,424 You wanna keep selling, 1242 00:55:15,509 --> 00:55:16,974 gotta move east a little bit, 1243 00:55:17,059 --> 00:55:18,713 over by the Five-Star Check Cashing. 1244 00:55:18,828 --> 00:55:20,189 We don't roll through there much. 1245 00:55:20,274 --> 00:55:22,338 ♪ All that I need ♪ 1246 00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:24,736 Thank you... 1247 00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:26,709 Officer Gallagher. 1248 00:55:26,902 --> 00:55:28,885 ♪ And everyone agrees ♪ 1249 00:55:28,970 --> 00:55:31,425 ♪ She's got it goin' on ♪ 1250 00:55:31,787 --> 00:55:34,493 ♪ She's got it goin' o-on ♪ 1251 00:55:34,625 --> 00:55:37,620 ♪ She can do no wrong ♪ 1252 00:55:37,705 --> 00:55:40,339 ♪ 'Cause she's got it ♪ ♪ goin' on ♪ 1253 00:55:40,423 --> 00:55:42,253 Sync corrections by srjanapala 1254 00:55:49,187 --> 00:55:51,856 REO Speedwagon's "Can't Fight This Feeling"... 1255 00:55:54,490 --> 00:55:56,745 How you like it, huh? Come on! Come on! 1256 00:55:56,830 --> 00:55:58,277 Come on! Take your teeth out! 1257 00:56:02,435 --> 00:56:04,019 Yeah! 1258 00:56:05,064 --> 00:56:06,315 Come on! 1259 00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:08,860 Come on! Come on! You like that? 1260 00:56:09,041 --> 00:56:12,037 Terry, Terry, you're a beast! 1261 00:56:12,129 --> 00:56:14,310 ♪ Come crashing through your door ♪ 1262 00:56:14,395 --> 00:56:15,407 Oh, God! 1263 00:56:15,492 --> 00:56:17,863 ♪ Baby, I can't fight this feeling ♪ 1264 00:56:18,021 --> 00:56:21,324 ♪ Anymore ♪ 1265 00:56:25,723 --> 00:56:29,672 ♪ Hoo-ooh ♪ 1266 00:56:29,757 --> 00:56:34,191 ♪ Ooh-ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo-hoo ♪ 90381