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[Freddie crying]
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Jesus Christ! What do you want?
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Man, I've had, like, two hours of sleep
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in the last six months.
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You want me to tell you
what happened last week
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on Shameless?
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I don't even remember my
own name, for Christ's sake.
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Get out of here.
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[Carl] Hey, was waffling
an admission of guilt
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out of that guy without a lawyer
present ethical or whatever?
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Our job isn't law or
ethics. It's justice.
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That guy was running away from the cops,
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and he admitted guilt... End of story.
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So I was thinking I'm gonna
change out the windows,
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and, uh, I was actually
gonna replace 'em
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with double glaze, anyway.
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Ugh, we gotta stop hemorrhaging money.
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I gotta get a picture for
Little Miss South Side.
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Oh, look how beautiful you are.
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My girls have Little Miss South Side
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written all over their faces.
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- [robber] You got a boner?
- No, that's my money roll.
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- Can we have it?
- Hmm?
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[gun cocking]
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- Uh...
- [Mickey] You two need
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to pay someone security
for your daily cash run.
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So pay me 25 percent
of your gross profits,
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I'll do it for you.
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Security and armed transport
from the bar to the bank.
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I think we should do it.
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[Wyatt] How about
don't be a little bitch,
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and you get to keep your job?
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I'm not anybody's bitch.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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[rock music]
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♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪
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♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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♪ Round up the friends you got ♪
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♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willing once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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[birds chirping]
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[engine rumbling]
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[person] Hey, come on!
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[dogs barking]
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[gunshots]
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[laughter]
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[dogs barking]
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[death metal music blaring on stereo]
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[Terry groans]
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Hey, look.
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Our new neighbors came to welcome us,
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even my pansy former son
and his stink-dick boyfriend.
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I guess the city must've
made good on their threat
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to condemn our old house.
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That or the meth lab caught fire again.
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Well, what are they doing here, though?
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Terry's been banging the
lady who owns this place
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for a couple of years.
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Calls it his plan B.
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Mrs. McCurdy? She's, like, 90.
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Gotta do what you gotta do, man.
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- Ugh.
- What's that smell?
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[Frank] That's the stench
of abject poverty, son.
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Sickening, isn't it?
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Actually, I think it
might be those chickens.
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[Mickey] Oh, no, those ain't chickens.
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Those are cocks. Like, for cockfighting?
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- Fighting chickens?
- They like it.
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If they don't die.
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It's natural for 'em.
You know, it's fun.
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We have to move.
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I don't wanna be the reason
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for the next Black Lives Matter march.
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I'll get Trayvon Martin-ed
for sure if we stay here.
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- [gunshots]
- [Debbie] Jesus!
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[laughing]
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- [person] Ow!
- [Ian] Why's he shooting
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- random shit?
- [laughs] Aw...
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He's playing "I Spy, You Shoot."
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- "I Spy, You Shoot"?
- It's a kids' game.
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Yeah, kid says, "I
spy with my little eye
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that red stop sign," or whatever,
and then the adult...
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shoots the stop sign.
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Get off your fucking high horses.
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Anybody here feel like
they're the product
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of good parenting, raise your hand.
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Okay, I don't have time for this shit.
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I gotta get Franny ready.
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Where is Franny?
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[Terry] Fuck it, just dump
the used motor oil in the yard.
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[Carl] So I was thinking
we could go check out
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that street racing club
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at the abandoned over on Fulton.
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Maybe get into a high-speed car chase.
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Ooh, maybe we could stake
out the First Federal,
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stop a bank robbery in progress.
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Or we can infiltrate the Mafia,
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take down the Bajio
Family from the inside.
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Or we down a couple of these bad boys,
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do all of the above.
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Hey.
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You know, I'm starting
to like you, Gallagher.
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Most rooks can't hang,
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but it's like police work is sex
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and you've been poppin' Viagra all day.
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- You hard right now, aren't you?
- I'm very hard right now, ma'am.
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- Fully erect for police work.
- [chuckles]
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[dispatch] Got a 28-05 on Benson
in front of the La Chiquita.
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Twenty-eight-oh-five? What's that?
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Assault? Human trafficking?
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Shots fired.
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It's loitering.
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Hit it, Billie.
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[siren wailing]
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Franny.
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[Rock music]
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[knocks]
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I did my hair.
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[footsteps]
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Oh, my God!
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- Again with the back splatter?
- Backsplash.
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[scoffs]
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So, um...
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any interest in brunch?
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[sighs]
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Are we brunch people now?
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An old teacher of mine invited us.
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[grunts]
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You're friends with an old teacher?
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Uh, Mr. Hanisian.
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He just moved back from St. Louis.
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I don't know.
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Wasting the rest of the morning
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eating pastries with some old dude
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who taught you, what, pre-algebra?
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- History? Creative writing?
- Music.
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Oh.
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Great, maybe he can teach us
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how to play "Hot Cross
Buns" on the recorder.
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So is that a no?
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Brunch is a scam. You know that, right?
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Marketers literally just
made up a fourth meal,
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and we're all supposed
to go along with it?
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Okay.
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Well, he really wanted to meet you,
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but I'll just tell him
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that you're too big
of an asshole to come.
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♪ Everything you wanted ♪
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♪ I gave you it... ♪
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Well, that must be our perp.
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- [Carl] The loosie lady?
- [Leesie] Know her?
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Yeah, she been selling
squares out here forever.
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- Is that illegal?
- Gotta have a license.
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Look like she has a license to you?
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Hey there, Officer.
Something I can get you?
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I got menthol and regular.
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Oh, we're not buying. Uh, we just...
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Gallagher.
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Any relation to Lip?
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- Yeah, he's my brother.
- [laughs]
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He used to be my best customer.
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I haven't seen that handsome
face in a month of Sundays.
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- Did he get busted again?
- No, he actually had a baby.
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Ugh! Them newborn babies
is bad for business.
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- Hey.
- So look, unfortunately...
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Y'all still live over
there by the Washingtons?
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You know the Washingtons?
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Ooh, yeah, we used to...
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[over loudspeaker]
Fucking move your ass!
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I catch you selling out here again,
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I'm busting your ass,
and I'm taking you in.
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Okay! Miss June respects the police.
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Yes, she does.
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All lives matter.
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Blue lives. Them blue lives matter.
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Especially them blue lives.
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- I was doing it.
- Could've fooled me.
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[Harley Quinn on TV] It's me, dickhead.
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Uh, by the way...
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Hey, what you doin' today?
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[Joker on TV] "It's me, dickhead,"
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or just "me, dickhead"?
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Yo...
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Ian.
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I'm just trying to find the strength
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to get off the couch
and search for another
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minimum-wage, dead-end,
soul-crushing job
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to appease my parole officer.
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Yeah, well... what if I offer you a job?
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As what, getaway car driver?
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Come on, weed money
security for the Alibi.
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It's your lucky day, bitch.
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- Come on.
- Yeah, thanks but no, thanks.
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Fuck you. Why not?
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- I'm not doing anything illegal.
- Weed's legal now.
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Look, stop eating your
weight in Froot Loops.
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Go get dressed.
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Go on.
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I don't think it's a good
idea for us to work together.
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Oh. Oh, oh. Well, let's
get this shit straight, then,
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'cause it's not "workin' together."
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You're workin' for me, all right?
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I'm the boss.
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[Rock music]
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No, thanks.
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[Frank] First comes crime,
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then drugs.
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Then they impregnate our women,
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take over our schools,
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drain and defraud our
public safety nets,
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and finally, the introduction of
some rare, communicable diseases
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which they brought from
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whatever exotic or savage
place they originally came from.
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Weren't they living, like,
five minutes from here?
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That's beside the point.
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Our pure immune systems
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can't handle a Milkovich
virus this close.
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It's like living right next door
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to a nuclear waste dump.
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Sooner or later, the
radiation's gonna get ya.
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This only ends with death.
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We're gonna die? For real?
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Odds just shot up considerably.
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- [dog barking]
- So we should move.
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That's still my vote, move.
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We don't cut and run.
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That's not the Gallagher way.
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We have a history to defend here.
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A culture.
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A community.
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No, we gotta figure out how to stop them
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before their slimy
poverty tentacles unfurl
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and devour everything on this block.
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[Terry] What are you
starin' at, Gallagher?
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Uh, just watching the
neighborhood go to shit
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in real time.
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We're the reason the
neighborhood's goin' to shit?
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You were here first.
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What makes the Gallaghers
so much better than the Milkoviches?
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You mean other than, uh, daily showers
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and the lack of swastikas?
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It's a long list, Terry.
We'll be here all day.
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- You think you're better'n me?
- Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
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I am. We're all better than you.
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The only thing you're better than
is the blacks and the Mexicans
258
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and the Jews. Otherwise, you're
a grade-F lowlife like the rest of us.
259
00:10:35,577 --> 00:10:37,515
- Take that back.
- Fuck no.
260
00:10:37,557 --> 00:10:38,973
I said take that back.
261
00:10:38,998 --> 00:10:41,210
Why don't you come
over here and make me?
262
00:10:44,264 --> 00:10:46,399
You're lucky my son's here, Terry.
263
00:10:46,834 --> 00:10:49,834
'Cause if I wasn't trying
to set a positive example for him...
264
00:10:50,881 --> 00:10:54,407
[Terry] Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk.
Baaaawk, bawk, bawk. [chuckles]
265
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[Drumming Bird's "Second Best" playing]
266
00:10:57,118 --> 00:10:59,287
♪ Don't harass me if I'm here on time ♪
267
00:10:59,329 --> 00:11:01,873
♪ Another day on the assembly line... ♪
268
00:11:01,915 --> 00:11:05,030
- Fuck you do to that kid?
- She did it herself.
269
00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:07,086
Thought superglue was hair gel.
270
00:11:07,128 --> 00:11:08,838
[laughs] Kids are idiots.
271
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,007
- No offense, Franny.
- [Debbie] Her head size?
272
00:11:11,049 --> 00:11:12,812
Uh, small? Extra-small.
273
00:11:12,837 --> 00:11:15,360
She just turned five, so
whatever your smallest...
274
00:11:15,737 --> 00:11:17,134
Okay. No problem.
275
00:11:17,298 --> 00:11:18,921
- [phone clatters]
- Literally nobody
276
00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:20,225
carries wigs for kids.
277
00:11:20,649 --> 00:11:23,364
How 'bout you just let her
compete with her new do?
278
00:11:23,389 --> 00:11:24,920
This stuff ain't comin' out,
279
00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:27,334
and she actually looks
kind of punk rock.
280
00:11:27,393 --> 00:11:28,967
[Mickey] No way. That
shit looks terrible.
281
00:11:29,185 --> 00:11:30,704
Yeah, that's exactly
what I'm talking about.
282
00:11:30,729 --> 00:11:33,023
I mean, how am I gonna stand
a chance with the judges
283
00:11:33,048 --> 00:11:36,139
if even Mickey can see
that my kid looks like a...
284
00:11:36,318 --> 00:11:38,826
walking, talking dumpster fire?
285
00:11:38,851 --> 00:11:39,989
No offense, Franny.
286
00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:41,216
You're both conditioned to think
287
00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,674
girls have to look, like, one way.
288
00:11:43,699 --> 00:11:45,095
Why does Franny have to conform?
289
00:11:45,119 --> 00:11:46,908
You're just piling your
princess complex on her
290
00:11:46,933 --> 00:11:48,340
'cause of your own childhood.
291
00:11:48,573 --> 00:11:50,883
- Break the cycle.
- I am totally committed
292
00:11:50,908 --> 00:11:53,419
to tearing down false
ideals of feminine beauty...
293
00:11:53,478 --> 00:11:55,104
after Franny wins
Little Miss South Side.
294
00:11:55,129 --> 00:11:56,922
[Mickey] You guys
should check out the, uh,
295
00:11:56,964 --> 00:11:58,048
children's hospital.
296
00:11:58,090 --> 00:11:59,484
They got all the cancer
kids with the bald heads.
297
00:11:59,508 --> 00:12:00,777
I mean, they gotta have wigs over there
298
00:12:00,801 --> 00:12:02,503
so they don't scare the
other kids when they go home.
299
00:12:03,137 --> 00:12:05,173
- If they go home.
- That's a great idea, Mickey.
300
00:12:05,198 --> 00:12:07,241
I'm declaring a Gallagher war.
301
00:12:07,266 --> 00:12:09,161
- Debbie, can I count on you?
- Shh. On the phone.
302
00:12:09,185 --> 00:12:10,352
[Sandy] A war on what?
303
00:12:10,394 --> 00:12:14,347
A war to rid this community
of the Milkovich scourge.
304
00:12:15,441 --> 00:12:17,902
Uh, you realize I'm a Milkovich, right?
305
00:12:17,927 --> 00:12:19,408
Yeah, me too.
306
00:12:19,954 --> 00:12:21,080
Oh.
307
00:12:21,526 --> 00:12:25,034
Well, some Southerners fought
with the North against slavery.
308
00:12:25,090 --> 00:12:27,822
You can join our cause
if your heart is true.
309
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,221
Yeah, you're not gonna win.
310
00:12:29,246 --> 00:12:31,515
Milkoviches are an invasive species.
311
00:12:31,540 --> 00:12:33,417
We don't die. We multiply.
312
00:12:33,459 --> 00:12:34,561
Come on, you're making our family sound
313
00:12:34,585 --> 00:12:36,045
way worse than they actually are.
314
00:12:36,086 --> 00:12:38,130
Didn't your dad try to kill you?
315
00:12:38,189 --> 00:12:40,358
Whatever. Look, the point
is, I'm not just gonna
316
00:12:40,382 --> 00:12:41,651
sit here and let you
shit-talk my family.
317
00:12:41,675 --> 00:12:44,637
If you're content to fall
on the wrong side of history,
318
00:12:44,678 --> 00:12:45,596
suit yourself.
319
00:12:45,638 --> 00:12:47,973
Just know that you
will be judged harshly
320
00:12:47,998 --> 00:12:49,666
for years to come.
321
00:12:50,072 --> 00:12:52,199
Debbie! War?
322
00:12:52,436 --> 00:12:53,395
Saint Brigid's gift shop
323
00:12:53,437 --> 00:12:54,980
carries a whole line of kids' wigs.
324
00:12:55,022 --> 00:12:56,124
If we leave right now, we can make it
325
00:12:56,148 --> 00:12:57,801
in time for Little Miss South Side.
326
00:12:57,826 --> 00:12:58,702
Eee!
327
00:12:58,959 --> 00:12:59,960
[Lip] Mm, you see this?
328
00:12:59,985 --> 00:13:01,820
Two eggs and toast for 14 bucks?
329
00:13:01,862 --> 00:13:03,155
- Uh-huh.
- It's a total scam.
330
00:13:03,197 --> 00:13:04,341
- Oh, there he is!
- It's crazy.
331
00:13:04,365 --> 00:13:06,543
- Ah! There she is.
- Hi!
332
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,827
- Oh!
- [Tami] Oh!
333
00:13:08,852 --> 00:13:10,646
[Marcos] Oh, my gosh.
334
00:13:10,704 --> 00:13:12,081
[Tami sighs]
335
00:13:12,122 --> 00:13:13,499
Wow.
336
00:13:13,541 --> 00:13:15,618
And this must be the lucky fella.
337
00:13:15,643 --> 00:13:18,003
Hey, yeah, the famous
Mr., uh, Hanisian, right?
338
00:13:18,045 --> 00:13:19,046
I'm, uh, Lip.
339
00:13:19,088 --> 00:13:21,257
Jesus! "Mr. Hanisian"? Please.
340
00:13:21,282 --> 00:13:22,534
It's Marcos.
341
00:13:22,591 --> 00:13:25,542
I haven't been Tam-Tam's
teacher for a very long time.
342
00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:27,429
- "Tam-Tam."
- Yes.
343
00:13:27,454 --> 00:13:29,289
It's a long story, but
it has something to do
344
00:13:29,314 --> 00:13:31,443
- with the tragic fate of a...
- The drum!
345
00:13:31,468 --> 00:13:33,227
Oh, my God.
346
00:13:33,252 --> 00:13:35,212
[laughing] The drum!
347
00:13:35,288 --> 00:13:38,394
- I totally forgot about that, but...
- My gosh.
348
00:13:38,419 --> 00:13:40,192
Oh, my fiancée sends her regards.
349
00:13:40,234 --> 00:13:41,878
She was gonna join us,
but she got this call
350
00:13:41,902 --> 00:13:43,195
for a last-second interview.
351
00:13:43,237 --> 00:13:45,030
- Fiancée?
- Yes.
352
00:13:45,072 --> 00:13:45,990
[laughs]
353
00:13:46,031 --> 00:13:47,950
- Congrats!
- Thank you.
354
00:13:48,593 --> 00:13:50,052
Oh, I made the reservation.
355
00:13:50,077 --> 00:13:52,532
Let me just go tell
'em we're only three.
356
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,611
[Tami sighs, giggles]
357
00:13:56,417 --> 00:13:57,418
[laughs] Yeah!
358
00:13:57,443 --> 00:14:00,405
[Upbeat music]
359
00:14:06,241 --> 00:14:07,748
Oh, what are you doin'?
360
00:14:07,773 --> 00:14:10,014
- Cleaning my gun.
- Yeah. Why?
361
00:14:10,055 --> 00:14:11,408
Gotta transport cash for the Alibi.
362
00:14:11,432 --> 00:14:13,392
I thought you said this job was legal.
363
00:14:13,434 --> 00:14:15,937
- It is.
- Is the gun even registered?
364
00:14:16,186 --> 00:14:18,731
- [laughing] Of course not.
- You're a convicted felon.
365
00:14:18,772 --> 00:14:20,524
Are you allowed to have a gun at all?
366
00:14:20,976 --> 00:14:22,318
That's why it's not registered, dumbass.
367
00:14:22,359 --> 00:14:24,810
Yeah, so weed might be
legal, but carrying a gun
368
00:14:24,835 --> 00:14:27,364
as a convicted felon is
about as illegal as it gets.
369
00:14:27,406 --> 00:14:29,155
What happens if you get arrested,
370
00:14:30,159 --> 00:14:31,160
get sent back to prison?
371
00:14:31,201 --> 00:14:33,827
Look, I'm doin' security. Need a gun.
372
00:14:34,288 --> 00:14:36,290
Do you have anything
resembling an imagination
373
00:14:36,315 --> 00:14:38,108
in that fucking skull of yours?
374
00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:41,415
No. I like facts.
375
00:14:41,754 --> 00:14:43,422
Things that are real. Shit I can hold.
376
00:14:43,464 --> 00:14:44,566
[cartridge clicks, gun cocking]
377
00:14:44,591 --> 00:14:46,040
- Like a gun.
- [gun clicks]
378
00:14:49,782 --> 00:14:52,431
Kev, where's Amy? Can't be late!
379
00:14:52,473 --> 00:14:53,474
[footsteps]
380
00:14:53,814 --> 00:14:57,645
- She doesn't wanna go.
- What? She's goin'!
381
00:14:57,686 --> 00:14:59,938
I'm sorry you didn't make
the cut for the contest
382
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:00,856
and Gemma did.
383
00:15:00,898 --> 00:15:02,983
I know how bad you wanna
be standing beside her,
384
00:15:03,008 --> 00:15:04,635
competing for the title,
385
00:15:04,710 --> 00:15:06,045
but it's a cold world, baby girl,
386
00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:07,029
and it ain't gettin' much warmer,
387
00:15:07,071 --> 00:15:09,073
so fix your face, put your mask up,
388
00:15:09,114 --> 00:15:10,783
and get ready to cheer for your sister.
389
00:15:10,824 --> 00:15:12,719
- [Frank] We got a problem!
- [Kev] Jesus, Frank!
390
00:15:12,743 --> 00:15:13,803
[Veronica] Where's your mask?
391
00:15:13,827 --> 00:15:15,138
You can't just walk into our house.
392
00:15:15,162 --> 00:15:16,556
- It's an emergency!
- What happened?
393
00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:20,376
Our community has been
infiltrated by undesirables.
394
00:15:20,401 --> 00:15:22,544
- The Milkoviches.
- [Frank] We gotta band together
395
00:15:22,586 --> 00:15:24,647
and figure out a way to drive them back
396
00:15:24,672 --> 00:15:27,049
to the vermin-infested
hellhole they crawled out of.
397
00:15:27,091 --> 00:15:28,516
[Veronica] I will make them a pie.
398
00:15:28,541 --> 00:15:30,636
It's the best way to win
over problem neighbors,
399
00:15:30,661 --> 00:15:31,937
the good, old-fashioned way.
400
00:15:31,962 --> 00:15:33,414
- Kev, I gotta go.
- [Kev] You know, Frank,
401
00:15:33,439 --> 00:15:35,232
the Milkoviches might be awful,
402
00:15:35,257 --> 00:15:38,218
but living next to them can't be
much worse than living next to you.
403
00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:40,062
[Soft rock music]
404
00:15:40,104 --> 00:15:41,522
Uh-huh.
405
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,406
Oh, hell no.
406
00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:48,503
Handle this.
407
00:15:50,314 --> 00:15:51,535
I'm on it.
408
00:15:54,243 --> 00:15:56,316
Take it easy, Paul Bunyan.
409
00:15:56,829 --> 00:15:59,277
Chop you down to size real quick.
410
00:16:03,471 --> 00:16:05,390
How do we get rid of these fuckers?
411
00:16:06,711 --> 00:16:08,293
I-I don't know.
412
00:16:13,996 --> 00:16:16,014
Still poutin' over
that loosie lady stop?
413
00:16:16,056 --> 00:16:17,754
No. I'm good.
414
00:16:18,983 --> 00:16:21,437
Could've just shot her.
You know that, right?
415
00:16:21,478 --> 00:16:22,914
- Would've been way quicker.
- Or you could've just
416
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:25,235
- gave the woman a break.
- That ain't no woman.
417
00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:28,805
Don't you recognize big-dick
energy when you see it?
418
00:16:29,686 --> 00:16:31,405
Look, we are cops.
419
00:16:31,447 --> 00:16:33,436
We stop crime, period.
420
00:16:33,733 --> 00:16:35,784
Fuck all this community policing shit.
421
00:16:35,826 --> 00:16:38,159
We bust heads. We arrest people.
422
00:16:38,184 --> 00:16:39,769
That is our job.
423
00:16:40,284 --> 00:16:42,940
Plus, all that jaw-jackin'
you were doin' with that lady,
424
00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:44,425
you let your guard down.
425
00:16:45,065 --> 00:16:47,129
That's exactly what
some of these mopes want.
426
00:16:47,729 --> 00:16:50,340
Get you comfortable, get familiar,
427
00:16:50,365 --> 00:16:51,616
get close,
428
00:16:51,641 --> 00:16:53,690
then they take out a
blade and they slice you.
429
00:16:54,617 --> 00:16:56,543
Seen it a thousand times.
430
00:16:57,598 --> 00:16:58,849
I don't think the loosie lady
431
00:16:58,891 --> 00:17:00,326
- would try to cut me.
- [laughs] Oh!
432
00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:02,686
You think that she's made
it out here on these streets
433
00:17:02,728 --> 00:17:05,074
for this long without cuttin' somebody?
434
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:08,121
Shi-i-it.
435
00:17:08,442 --> 00:17:10,861
I got a bridge to sell you.
436
00:17:11,254 --> 00:17:12,905
You'll see.
437
00:17:13,781 --> 00:17:15,341
[Debbie] Eventually, we're
gonna have to do something
438
00:17:15,365 --> 00:17:16,676
about your relatives living next door.
439
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,494
I can't even park my
truck outside anymore.
440
00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:19,912
Oh, yeah, that's a smart move.
441
00:17:19,953 --> 00:17:22,080
My cousins will break into it for sure.
442
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,458
I mean, there is one
silver lining, though.
443
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,543
[Sandy chuckles] What's that?
444
00:17:26,585 --> 00:17:28,170
[Debbie] Well, you know, now you and I
445
00:17:28,212 --> 00:17:29,463
live right next to each other.
446
00:17:29,505 --> 00:17:31,965
- Hmm?
- Um...
447
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:34,384
I mean, I don't live with them anymore.
448
00:17:34,449 --> 00:17:35,567
You don't?
449
00:17:35,803 --> 00:17:37,857
- Then where do you live?
- [Veronica] Debbie?
450
00:17:38,435 --> 00:17:39,598
Hey!
451
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,517
[gasps] Oh, my gosh.
452
00:17:41,558 --> 00:17:42,976
Look at you, Gemma.
453
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,755
Don't you look pretty?
Where you guys headed?
454
00:17:46,091 --> 00:17:48,409
- Little Miss South Side.
- Oh!
455
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,543
Franny's a finalist in
Little Miss South Side.
456
00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:53,510
- [laughs] You're kidding.
- No.
457
00:17:53,909 --> 00:17:57,783
- I-I didn't know you entered.
- I didn't know you entered either.
458
00:17:57,817 --> 00:18:01,111
♪ It's getting hot in here... ♪
459
00:18:01,161 --> 00:18:04,540
- The more, the merrier, right?
- Mm-hmm.
460
00:18:04,581 --> 00:18:07,417
A little friendly
competition never hurt anyone.
461
00:18:07,459 --> 00:18:09,461
Exactly. This'll be fun.
462
00:18:09,503 --> 00:18:11,034
So much fun.
463
00:18:11,296 --> 00:18:12,714
This'll be so much fun.
464
00:18:12,756 --> 00:18:13,924
[Rock music]
465
00:18:13,966 --> 00:18:15,384
♪ Welcome to the lion's den ♪
466
00:18:15,425 --> 00:18:17,386
You want me to replace
my gun with this shit?
467
00:18:17,427 --> 00:18:18,800
No, look.
468
00:18:19,214 --> 00:18:21,515
All you need is your
reputation as a Milkovich
469
00:18:21,557 --> 00:18:22,784
and a little help looking the part,
470
00:18:22,808 --> 00:18:24,226
and no one will fuck with you.
471
00:18:24,268 --> 00:18:25,352
Uh-huh.
472
00:18:25,377 --> 00:18:26,912
Job's gonna be fuckin' sweet, man.
473
00:18:26,937 --> 00:18:30,555
I get to transport
drugs and money legally.
474
00:18:30,732 --> 00:18:32,743
- Sky's the limit, bitch.
- Right.
475
00:18:34,486 --> 00:18:36,196
Hey, thought you'd be happy, man.
476
00:18:36,238 --> 00:18:37,656
I can get us a new place.
477
00:18:37,698 --> 00:18:38,907
Gotta move out of your house
478
00:18:38,949 --> 00:18:40,701
now that my fuckin' dad moved next door.
479
00:18:40,742 --> 00:18:43,203
Oh, so you admit having
the Milkoviches next door
480
00:18:43,228 --> 00:18:44,396
- is a problem.
- Fuck yeah.
481
00:18:44,454 --> 00:18:46,498
We're loud, violent, racist homophobes
482
00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:47,916
with serious hygiene issues.
483
00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:49,496
My dad tried to fuckin' kill us.
484
00:18:49,521 --> 00:18:51,229
I just didn't wanna say
that in front of your family
485
00:18:51,253 --> 00:18:52,504
'cause... fuck 'em.
486
00:18:52,546 --> 00:18:55,257
Gallaghers are only, like, one
small step above Milkoviches
487
00:18:55,282 --> 00:18:57,075
on, like, the shitty family ladder.
488
00:19:07,453 --> 00:19:08,537
Jesus.
489
00:19:08,562 --> 00:19:11,023
You want me to play
fuckin' dress-up G.I. Joe?
490
00:19:11,064 --> 00:19:12,174
Look the part.
491
00:19:12,357 --> 00:19:13,585
Everyone will think you're some sort
492
00:19:13,609 --> 00:19:16,361
of special forces military
bad-ass or somethin'.
493
00:19:16,403 --> 00:19:17,863
Yeah, I'm not wearin' that shit
494
00:19:17,905 --> 00:19:19,687
unless you're wearin' it with me.
495
00:19:19,712 --> 00:19:20,859
No way.
496
00:19:21,672 --> 00:19:22,840
Okay, good.
497
00:19:22,951 --> 00:19:24,620
Take my chances with my regular clothes
498
00:19:24,661 --> 00:19:25,787
and my real fuckin' gun.
499
00:19:25,829 --> 00:19:27,461
Easier like that anyway.
500
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,462
Mick.
501
00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:32,429
[sighs] Wait.
502
00:19:34,588 --> 00:19:37,966
[[indistinct chatter]
503
00:19:42,262 --> 00:19:43,722
[Leesie] See? What'd I say?
504
00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:45,117
No dead cop.
505
00:19:45,362 --> 00:19:47,072
Freeze! Police!
506
00:19:48,149 --> 00:19:50,062
Wait. Solo?
507
00:19:50,509 --> 00:19:52,125
White Boy Carl?
508
00:19:53,982 --> 00:19:56,568
[laughs] That's when all the altos
509
00:19:56,610 --> 00:19:58,111
became the "alt-nos"!
510
00:19:58,153 --> 00:19:59,738
[both laughing]
511
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:02,042
- [Tami snorts]
- Ooh! [laughs]
512
00:20:02,518 --> 00:20:03,867
[Tami] Oh, my God!
513
00:20:03,909 --> 00:20:05,911
- You're still funny.
- [Marcos] Aw.
514
00:20:05,953 --> 00:20:08,789
And you still do that thing
where you crinkle your nose
515
00:20:08,814 --> 00:20:10,932
- and snort.
- [Tami giggles]
516
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:16,505
Nature calls. I'll be right back.
517
00:20:16,530 --> 00:20:17,823
[slaps shoulder]
518
00:20:20,165 --> 00:20:22,542
So... what do you think?
519
00:20:22,701 --> 00:20:24,703
What do I think? I think, um...
520
00:20:25,554 --> 00:20:26,949
I think he definitely has a...
521
00:20:26,974 --> 00:20:28,308
has a thing for you, right?
522
00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:29,999
[Mellow music]
523
00:20:30,024 --> 00:20:31,275
What?
524
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,543
I mean, yeah, I'm-I'm
gettin' this vibe that...
525
00:20:33,772 --> 00:20:36,375
I don't know, it's weird, but he's...
526
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,693
he's crushin' on you.
527
00:20:37,734 --> 00:20:38,735
You-you don't see it?
528
00:20:38,777 --> 00:20:40,434
Nope. I mean...
529
00:20:40,988 --> 00:20:41,905
not really.
530
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,991
♪ Don't mean I'm not worth the heat ♪
531
00:20:44,032 --> 00:20:46,368
♪ You're passing into section ♪
532
00:20:46,410 --> 00:20:47,536
[Lip] Huh.
533
00:20:47,577 --> 00:20:49,955
♪ Cost collection of regression... ♪
534
00:20:49,997 --> 00:20:52,666
[Leesie] Okay, some for you
535
00:20:52,691 --> 00:20:55,527
and some more for you
536
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:58,897
and just enough to count
as a felony for you.
537
00:20:58,922 --> 00:21:00,465
Come on, man. This some bullshit.
538
00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:01,324
Damn.
539
00:21:01,349 --> 00:21:02,600
- [Carl] Hey, Leesie.
- Hmm?
540
00:21:02,676 --> 00:21:05,304
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah.
541
00:21:05,345 --> 00:21:08,140
♪ Down low, baby ♪
542
00:21:09,933 --> 00:21:11,518
What are you doing?
543
00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:13,478
Planting evidence.
544
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:14,789
Not all of them were sorting pills.
545
00:21:14,813 --> 00:21:16,082
Some of them were just sitting there.
546
00:21:16,106 --> 00:21:18,483
- So what are you suggesting?
- Let a few of 'em walk.
547
00:21:18,508 --> 00:21:20,218
Like Solo. He's actually a good dude.
548
00:21:20,243 --> 00:21:21,294
He's a drug dealer.
549
00:21:21,319 --> 00:21:23,572
There's always gonna be a
drug dealer on this block.
550
00:21:23,613 --> 00:21:25,240
Solo's our best option.
551
00:21:25,298 --> 00:21:26,591
Come on.
552
00:21:26,616 --> 00:21:28,368
He sponsors a kids' basketball team,
553
00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:30,056
gives out turkeys on Thanksgiving.
554
00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:32,414
You know who's gonna replace
his spot if he gets locked up?
555
00:21:32,439 --> 00:21:34,399
The cartel. They cut heads off.
556
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,862
You wanna be back here in two weeks
matching heads with bodies?
557
00:21:37,104 --> 00:21:38,587
Okay, we need at least two.
558
00:21:38,628 --> 00:21:40,172
You pick. I'ma take these pills
559
00:21:40,213 --> 00:21:42,229
back to the car, log 'em in as evidence.
560
00:21:42,254 --> 00:21:43,756
Wait, which two?
561
00:21:44,286 --> 00:21:45,913
I don't give a shit.
562
00:21:49,681 --> 00:21:51,850
[sighs]
563
00:21:52,181 --> 00:21:53,852
Let's spitball. Rapid fire.
564
00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:55,837
What do you got? No wrong answers.
565
00:21:56,095 --> 00:21:59,716
- How 'bout we all just move?
- Wrong answer. Not an option.
566
00:22:00,165 --> 00:22:03,987
Oh! How 'bout we just pay
someone to burn down their house?
567
00:22:04,029 --> 00:22:06,573
You know how close our
houses are to theirs?
568
00:22:06,598 --> 00:22:08,300
Might as well just set ourselves on fire
569
00:22:08,325 --> 00:22:09,611
and cut out the middleman.
570
00:22:09,868 --> 00:22:13,371
Is there any value in
letting loose a bedbug
571
00:22:13,396 --> 00:22:15,509
and-and lice infestation?
572
00:22:15,665 --> 00:22:17,018
Bedbugs and lice will just spend a week
573
00:22:17,042 --> 00:22:18,585
training at the Milkoviches',
574
00:22:18,610 --> 00:22:21,338
Learning, evolving,
getting strong and shit.
575
00:22:21,387 --> 00:22:24,265
Then they'll attack our houses
with maxed-out abilities.
576
00:22:24,316 --> 00:22:26,735
- We won't stand a chance.
- [Liam] Here's an idea.
577
00:22:27,143 --> 00:22:28,970
We find a new house,
578
00:22:29,029 --> 00:22:30,489
pack up all our stuff,
579
00:22:30,514 --> 00:22:32,265
and take that stuff to the new house
580
00:22:32,510 --> 00:22:35,674
and live there forever,
away from the racists.
581
00:22:38,510 --> 00:22:42,096
Maybe we're going about this all wrong.
582
00:22:42,409 --> 00:22:45,821
This is exactly the-the
low-rent line of thinking
583
00:22:45,862 --> 00:22:48,615
we're trying to protect
this neighborhood from.
584
00:22:48,657 --> 00:22:51,378
We need classy solutions.
585
00:22:51,688 --> 00:22:55,862
What would a well-established,
civilized homeowner do?
586
00:22:58,667 --> 00:23:01,338
- How should I know?
- Start a neighborhood watch.
587
00:23:02,151 --> 00:23:04,506
- A homeowner's association.
- [Kev] Oh, Frank,
588
00:23:04,531 --> 00:23:06,182
that'll take weeks to set up.
589
00:23:06,207 --> 00:23:07,843
We need them out ASAP,
590
00:23:07,884 --> 00:23:10,041
preferably by the time V gets back.
591
00:23:10,595 --> 00:23:12,135
We need to go right at 'em.
592
00:23:12,639 --> 00:23:15,594
Match their aggression, their crazy.
593
00:23:15,619 --> 00:23:18,645
Scare the shit out of 'em
the same way they scare us.
594
00:23:18,670 --> 00:23:19,754
Right.
595
00:23:19,813 --> 00:23:22,941
Fear and intimidation's
probably the only way.
596
00:23:23,275 --> 00:23:25,861
Fear? Intimidation?
597
00:23:26,152 --> 00:23:28,306
Who's gonna scare the Milkoviches... us?
598
00:23:29,205 --> 00:23:30,790
Not us, son.
599
00:23:32,172 --> 00:23:33,674
But I know who will.
600
00:23:34,089 --> 00:23:37,009
[Rock music]
601
00:23:45,984 --> 00:23:47,357
What's goin' on here?
602
00:23:47,382 --> 00:23:48,530
[Debbie] Oh, this?
603
00:23:48,555 --> 00:23:50,802
Just wanted to freshen up Franny's look.
604
00:23:51,031 --> 00:23:52,070
And this is the look
605
00:23:52,095 --> 00:23:53,930
you think screams
Little Miss South Side?
606
00:23:53,972 --> 00:23:55,391
Yeah, sure is.
607
00:23:55,682 --> 00:23:58,226
[Upbeat music]
608
00:23:58,268 --> 00:24:00,770
I never thought I'd live
in the fancy part of town,
609
00:24:00,812 --> 00:24:03,468
but the older I get, the
more I appreciate space,
610
00:24:03,749 --> 00:24:04,875
quiet.
611
00:24:05,171 --> 00:24:07,652
So when we decided to move back,
612
00:24:07,677 --> 00:24:09,762
Near North just made sense.
613
00:24:09,821 --> 00:24:11,257
- Uh, do you rent or own?
- [Marcos] Own.
614
00:24:11,281 --> 00:24:13,283
It's-it's the only way to go.
615
00:24:13,325 --> 00:24:14,910
So I hear.
616
00:24:14,951 --> 00:24:16,119
[Lip] Mm.
617
00:24:16,161 --> 00:24:17,829
[Marcos] I'm actually somewhat of a...
618
00:24:17,854 --> 00:24:19,564
real estate enthusiast, you know?
619
00:24:19,589 --> 00:24:20,849
Buy, sell, fix 'em, flip 'em.
620
00:24:20,874 --> 00:24:24,167
Nothing huge, but if
I see the potential,
621
00:24:24,192 --> 00:24:26,588
I'm willing to make that
investment, you know?
622
00:24:26,613 --> 00:24:28,489
Rolling up my sleeves and...
623
00:24:28,564 --> 00:24:29,941
getting to work.
624
00:24:29,966 --> 00:24:32,427
Oh, Lip's been doing all
the renovations at our place.
625
00:24:32,486 --> 00:24:36,031
It was basically a tear-down,
but now... looks pretty great.
626
00:24:36,056 --> 00:24:38,318
- Thank you.
- [Marcos] Good for you, Lip.
627
00:24:39,091 --> 00:24:40,852
Love to check it out sometime.
628
00:24:41,177 --> 00:24:43,104
Yeah, sure, yeah, come by anytime.
629
00:24:43,685 --> 00:24:46,691
Oh, uh, I bet Tam-Tam remembers
that first house I owned,
630
00:24:46,733 --> 00:24:48,485
that two-bedroom fixer-upper?
631
00:24:48,526 --> 00:24:50,357
Yes. Yeah, it was cute.
632
00:24:50,630 --> 00:24:52,239
Sorry, wait, so you went to his house
633
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,950
when you were a student
and he was a teacher?
634
00:24:54,991 --> 00:24:56,854
[Marcos] Mm-hmm. She
was over all the time.
635
00:24:57,464 --> 00:24:59,162
It was a different era, okay?
636
00:24:59,187 --> 00:25:01,481
People weren't so uptight back then.
637
00:25:01,506 --> 00:25:02,549
It was 2010.
638
00:25:02,870 --> 00:25:05,961
How 'bout that, uh, little
studio I built in the basement?
639
00:25:05,986 --> 00:25:07,370
Oh, yes!
640
00:25:07,671 --> 00:25:09,471
What was that song we recorded?
641
00:25:11,591 --> 00:25:14,052
♪ My heart can be ♪
642
00:25:14,109 --> 00:25:16,736
[both] ♪ Such a stranger to me ♪
643
00:25:16,763 --> 00:25:18,765
♪ We come and we go ♪
644
00:25:18,807 --> 00:25:22,811
♪ The only way we know how ♪
645
00:25:22,852 --> 00:25:25,105
♪ If love's a fortune-teller ♪
646
00:25:25,146 --> 00:25:27,983
♪ We belong together ♪
647
00:25:28,024 --> 00:25:29,651
♪ 'Cause I can't ♪
648
00:25:29,693 --> 00:25:32,988
♪ Lose you now ♪
649
00:25:33,478 --> 00:25:35,490
♪ No, I can't ♪
650
00:25:35,532 --> 00:25:38,451
♪ Lose you ♪
651
00:25:38,493 --> 00:25:41,288
♪ You can't help the one you love ♪
652
00:25:41,329 --> 00:25:45,500
♪ The one you love is ♪
♪ the one you love, so... ♪
653
00:25:45,542 --> 00:25:48,253
[Bluesy music]
654
00:25:48,278 --> 00:25:50,238
So you not gonna arrest me?
655
00:25:50,313 --> 00:25:52,440
No, but for this to
work, you gotta tell me
656
00:25:52,465 --> 00:25:54,384
which two of your boys go in your place.
657
00:25:54,875 --> 00:25:56,344
[Solo] Uh, word.
658
00:25:56,386 --> 00:25:58,609
[exhales] A'ight, let me think, uh...
659
00:25:59,820 --> 00:26:01,822
you can take Cam. He owe me money.
660
00:26:02,058 --> 00:26:04,602
How's he gonna pay you back
if he's in prison, though?
661
00:26:05,590 --> 00:26:07,509
Good point. Leave him.
662
00:26:09,582 --> 00:26:11,042
You can take him.
663
00:26:11,067 --> 00:26:13,111
Yeah, he was supposed to
borrow his mom's AC unit,
664
00:26:13,153 --> 00:26:14,831
but he forgot; that's part of the reason
665
00:26:14,856 --> 00:26:16,948
why we outside and not in
the house in the first place.
666
00:26:16,990 --> 00:26:18,621
All right, who else?
667
00:26:18,908 --> 00:26:20,618
[Solo sucks teeth, sighs]
668
00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:22,466
Mm... [clicking tongue]
669
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:24,777
Twist.
670
00:26:25,014 --> 00:26:27,058
Yeah, you can take Twist.
671
00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:28,606
He talk too much.
672
00:26:28,631 --> 00:26:30,216
Well, think he's a snitch?
673
00:26:30,241 --> 00:26:32,647
Nah, not like that.
No, he just talk a lot.
674
00:26:32,911 --> 00:26:35,800
Mainly about, you know,
the TV and shit he watches.
675
00:26:35,850 --> 00:26:38,561
He really into all of
that... British shit.
676
00:26:38,595 --> 00:26:41,082
You know, like Downton Abbey, The Crown.
677
00:26:42,388 --> 00:26:43,639
[Carl sighs]
678
00:26:45,293 --> 00:26:47,145
I don't know, man.
679
00:26:47,204 --> 00:26:49,331
You want the Milkoviches gone fast,
680
00:26:49,356 --> 00:26:51,448
these are the guys to do it.
681
00:26:51,473 --> 00:26:53,214
[Kev] I don't think these
guys are gonna help us,
682
00:26:53,239 --> 00:26:55,776
- considering how white we are.
- [Liam] I'm right here.
683
00:26:55,801 --> 00:26:58,035
Frank, if you were any
more white, you'd be clear.
684
00:26:58,865 --> 00:27:00,492
I shared a cell with the head guy
685
00:27:00,517 --> 00:27:02,019
back in the '90s.
686
00:27:02,044 --> 00:27:03,466
I speak the lingo.
687
00:27:03,828 --> 00:27:05,413
I understand their ideology.
688
00:27:05,455 --> 00:27:07,473
I'm practically an honorary member.
689
00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:09,251
Come on.
690
00:27:15,142 --> 00:27:16,477
As-salaam alaikum.
691
00:27:17,050 --> 00:27:18,403
How are y'all?
692
00:27:18,885 --> 00:27:20,261
No need for pleasantries.
693
00:27:20,303 --> 00:27:23,760
We've got sort of a...
neighborhood situation
694
00:27:23,785 --> 00:27:26,565
which might be of interest to you gents.
695
00:27:27,576 --> 00:27:29,245
[Malik] Why would this interest us,
696
00:27:29,270 --> 00:27:31,022
the Lost Tribe of Shabazz,
697
00:27:31,064 --> 00:27:34,109
poor righteous teachers,
the fruit of Islam?
698
00:27:34,150 --> 00:27:35,815
Because they're racist.
699
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,630
I'm sure you don't want racists here.
700
00:27:38,655 --> 00:27:40,054
So you want us to, what,
701
00:27:40,448 --> 00:27:43,326
go over there, strike the
fear of Allah into 'em,
702
00:27:43,385 --> 00:27:46,221
drive 'em out, use force if we have to?
703
00:27:46,246 --> 00:27:48,515
Yeah, that. Exactly that.
704
00:27:48,656 --> 00:27:49,916
Go jihad if you have to.
705
00:27:49,958 --> 00:27:51,140
I'm glad we're on the same page.
706
00:27:51,165 --> 00:27:52,645
You know what this sounds like to me?
707
00:27:52,669 --> 00:27:55,755
A perfect opportunity for
us all to work together
708
00:27:55,780 --> 00:27:57,490
against a common enemy.
709
00:27:57,549 --> 00:27:59,300
Sounds like a Yacubian devil problem,
710
00:27:59,342 --> 00:28:01,010
and we got no business joinin' one devil
711
00:28:01,035 --> 00:28:02,453
in his fight against the other.
712
00:28:02,529 --> 00:28:05,073
I'm sorry, um... I
missed that first part.
713
00:28:05,098 --> 00:28:07,434
- Yacubi what?
- It means white people.
714
00:28:08,176 --> 00:28:09,411
Oh, we're the devil.
715
00:28:09,436 --> 00:28:11,604
Right, got it. Carry on.
716
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,231
If not for us...
717
00:28:16,776 --> 00:28:18,103
do it for him.
718
00:28:19,830 --> 00:28:22,449
Little brother, is it true
what this devil is saying
719
00:28:22,474 --> 00:28:24,810
about the more devilish
devils next door?
720
00:28:25,616 --> 00:28:28,072
- You scared?
- Terrified.
721
00:28:32,433 --> 00:28:34,185
We'll do it but only to demonstrate
722
00:28:34,210 --> 00:28:36,626
the awesome power the
Asiatic Black man possesses
723
00:28:36,651 --> 00:28:38,882
when we stand fearlessly
against the wicked ways
724
00:28:38,923 --> 00:28:40,383
of those who would oppress us.
725
00:28:40,441 --> 00:28:42,318
Now, who are these devils we evictin'?
726
00:28:42,343 --> 00:28:43,386
What are their names?
727
00:28:43,428 --> 00:28:44,888
Well, these particular devils
728
00:28:44,913 --> 00:28:46,623
go by the name of Milkovich.
729
00:28:46,648 --> 00:28:48,650
[person clears throat]
730
00:28:51,561 --> 00:28:53,104
You know, I forgot. [chuckles]
731
00:28:53,146 --> 00:28:55,055
I forgot we got a pray
thing that we gotta do.
732
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,917
We-we pray, like, five times a day.
733
00:28:57,942 --> 00:29:00,301
So we gon-we gonna do that.
734
00:29:00,326 --> 00:29:01,825
Good luck to you fellas.
735
00:29:01,850 --> 00:29:03,903
Peace and blessings.
736
00:29:08,668 --> 00:29:09,753
[door slams]
737
00:29:12,665 --> 00:29:14,834
[Ilene sighs]
738
00:29:15,938 --> 00:29:18,017
Come on, Franny, the judges
asked you what you like to do.
739
00:29:19,831 --> 00:29:21,099
What'd you tell me last week?
740
00:29:21,124 --> 00:29:22,918
You like to, uh, dress
up like a princess.
741
00:29:22,943 --> 00:29:24,402
You... your doll house collection.
742
00:29:24,427 --> 00:29:25,512
Tell 'em about that.
743
00:29:25,553 --> 00:29:28,110
Why don't we just skip
on to the talent portion?
744
00:29:28,473 --> 00:29:30,558
Right, uh... come on,
baby. Sing your song.
745
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,852
- Mm-mm.
- Sing your song, Franny.
746
00:29:32,894 --> 00:29:34,062
Mm-mm.
747
00:29:34,103 --> 00:29:35,605
[whispering] Don't do this to me.
748
00:29:35,647 --> 00:29:37,863
- [door clicks open]
- [Veronica] Scuse me.
749
00:29:38,274 --> 00:29:41,236
I just wanna remind the
panel of esteemed judges
750
00:29:41,261 --> 00:29:42,777
about the strict time limit.
751
00:29:42,802 --> 00:29:46,366
Unfortunately, this
contestant's time has elapsed
752
00:29:46,391 --> 00:29:48,185
98 seconds ago.
753
00:29:48,243 --> 00:29:49,494
Oh, thank God. She's right.
754
00:29:49,536 --> 00:29:51,162
- That is all!
- But she...
755
00:29:51,187 --> 00:29:53,856
[Ilene] Miss Gallagher, your time's up.
756
00:29:53,881 --> 00:29:56,842
[Upbeat music]
757
00:30:01,881 --> 00:30:04,342
[dogs barking]
758
00:30:04,384 --> 00:30:06,386
Look, it's SEAL Team Dicks.
759
00:30:06,427 --> 00:30:09,138
Oh, no, they're trying
to infiltrate our breach
760
00:30:09,180 --> 00:30:10,663
from the rear.
761
00:30:10,870 --> 00:30:12,955
[laughter]
762
00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:14,565
[door slams]
763
00:30:14,686 --> 00:30:16,145
[Kev] Jesus.
764
00:30:16,187 --> 00:30:17,855
A little overdressed, don't you think?
765
00:30:17,897 --> 00:30:19,148
[Frank laughs]
766
00:30:19,190 --> 00:30:20,543
Look, you want your
money to be safe or not?
767
00:30:20,567 --> 00:30:22,110
Let's get to it. What's the job?
768
00:30:22,151 --> 00:30:23,319
[Kev] Pretty straightforward.
769
00:30:23,361 --> 00:30:24,505
Just take the money to the grow house
770
00:30:24,529 --> 00:30:26,573
so we can get on the
regular delivery list.
771
00:30:26,761 --> 00:30:29,635
Grow house? I thought
I was your supplier.
772
00:30:29,660 --> 00:30:31,010
Supply and demand leveled out.
773
00:30:31,035 --> 00:30:32,996
Everyone's got legal product again.
774
00:30:33,037 --> 00:30:34,914
Well, for fuck's sake, Kev.
775
00:30:35,668 --> 00:30:38,144
[Mickey] All right.
Chop-chop. Collect the money.
776
00:30:39,808 --> 00:30:41,434
You collect the money.
777
00:30:42,255 --> 00:30:43,715
I'm the boss, 'member?
778
00:30:43,756 --> 00:30:46,467
[laughs] I just supervise
and shit; you do all the work.
779
00:30:46,509 --> 00:30:48,999
Uh, fuck you. I don't work for you.
780
00:30:49,871 --> 00:30:51,491
[Mickey] You're making
me look bad, asshole.
781
00:30:54,618 --> 00:30:56,077
All right, I got two of these
782
00:30:56,102 --> 00:30:57,859
in case you got too much cash to move.
783
00:30:57,884 --> 00:30:59,904
All right. Turn around.
784
00:30:59,929 --> 00:31:01,983
Where I keep my money's
for my eyes only.
785
00:31:02,025 --> 00:31:03,067
[scoffs]
786
00:31:03,092 --> 00:31:05,081
I'm serious! Turn around.
787
00:31:06,362 --> 00:31:08,906
[whispering] Put your head down.
788
00:31:08,948 --> 00:31:11,909
[Funky music]
789
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:25,676
Okay.
790
00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:28,231
There ya go.
791
00:31:29,052 --> 00:31:30,778
- [music stops]
- What's this?
792
00:31:30,803 --> 00:31:32,471
Yesterday's profits.
793
00:31:34,341 --> 00:31:36,809
This is only, like, 1,500 bucks.
794
00:31:36,834 --> 00:31:38,863
$1,653.
795
00:31:38,888 --> 00:31:40,938
Take that money, minus
your cut, to the grow house.
796
00:31:40,963 --> 00:31:42,465
They're waiting.
797
00:31:47,448 --> 00:31:48,741
This is...
798
00:31:54,532 --> 00:31:56,768
What are we gonna do
about the Milkoviches?
799
00:31:58,348 --> 00:32:01,084
We could go to the
Nation of Islam for help.
800
00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:03,044
- Those guys are...
- We just did that, Frank,
801
00:32:03,069 --> 00:32:04,862
literally less than an hour ago.
802
00:32:05,463 --> 00:32:06,422
I know that.
803
00:32:06,464 --> 00:32:09,217
Th-th-that's-that's
not what I meant!
804
00:32:09,258 --> 00:32:11,512
I meant we could go back
805
00:32:12,095 --> 00:32:14,931
or we could get to Mrs. McCurdy,
806
00:32:14,956 --> 00:32:16,446
talk to her,
807
00:32:17,250 --> 00:32:19,820
try to convince her to evict them.
808
00:32:20,019 --> 00:32:22,021
Record her living conditions.
809
00:32:22,063 --> 00:32:23,523
It's gotta be horrific in there
810
00:32:23,548 --> 00:32:25,801
now that the Milkoviches have moved in.
811
00:32:25,930 --> 00:32:28,277
There's no way they'd let 'em stay there
812
00:32:28,319 --> 00:32:30,238
if there was proof of elder abuse.
813
00:32:30,279 --> 00:32:32,365
There's no way they're
gonna let you get near her.
814
00:32:32,407 --> 00:32:33,991
They got that place surrounded.
815
00:32:34,033 --> 00:32:36,388
If we created a distraction,
816
00:32:36,635 --> 00:32:38,262
draw them to the front of the house,
817
00:32:38,287 --> 00:32:39,747
I could sneak in the back.
818
00:32:40,203 --> 00:32:42,662
What gets white trash's attention?
819
00:32:43,727 --> 00:32:45,645
A Trans Am that needs fixin'?
820
00:32:45,670 --> 00:32:48,388
A Black athlete disrespecting our flag.
821
00:32:48,589 --> 00:32:51,259
- A gun rally.
- A Klan rally.
822
00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:53,553
A monster truck rally.
823
00:32:53,594 --> 00:32:55,268
Well, any rally, really.
824
00:32:55,293 --> 00:32:57,753
I think I know what might do the trick.
825
00:32:58,534 --> 00:33:00,411
Let me get my running shoes.
826
00:33:00,618 --> 00:33:04,831
♪ I am just a fan of all ♪
♪ your power and might ♪
827
00:33:04,856 --> 00:33:07,859
♪ I know you can, you're the man... ♪
828
00:33:07,900 --> 00:33:09,902
[Lip sighs]
829
00:33:10,570 --> 00:33:13,990
♪ Well, let's get goin' ♪
830
00:33:14,031 --> 00:33:16,033
♪ Let's get goin' ♪
831
00:33:17,493 --> 00:33:18,995
♪ You got it ♪
832
00:33:19,036 --> 00:33:20,496
♪ Let's get goin' ♪
833
00:33:22,206 --> 00:33:23,264
♪ You got it ♪
834
00:33:23,289 --> 00:33:26,374
All right, you haven't
said a word since brunch.
835
00:33:26,616 --> 00:33:29,088
Well, that is because I'm
pretty much speechless.
836
00:33:29,113 --> 00:33:30,316
Okay.
837
00:33:30,986 --> 00:33:32,279
Why?
838
00:33:33,027 --> 00:33:36,949
Oh, maybe 'cause you fucked
your teacher in high school?
839
00:33:37,991 --> 00:33:39,242
What? No.
840
00:33:39,557 --> 00:33:41,707
No, so-so you didn't fuck your teacher.
841
00:33:44,187 --> 00:33:46,063
- We dated.
- Oh.
842
00:33:46,105 --> 00:33:48,608
It was a serious relationship.
843
00:33:50,985 --> 00:33:52,858
Okay, yeah, we slept together.
844
00:33:52,883 --> 00:33:54,363
- But it was beautiful.
- God, I knew it.
845
00:33:54,405 --> 00:33:56,532
You couldn't have given me
a heads-up before brunch?
846
00:33:56,557 --> 00:33:58,434
No, because I figured
you wouldn't get it.
847
00:33:58,459 --> 00:34:00,586
Nobody gets it.
848
00:34:00,611 --> 00:34:01,968
Look, you're already judging me.
849
00:34:01,993 --> 00:34:04,179
You were a kid. That's
some pedophile shit!
850
00:34:04,204 --> 00:34:07,576
I was mature for my age,
and I went after him, so...
851
00:34:08,461 --> 00:34:10,810
You don't know how it was between us.
852
00:34:10,947 --> 00:34:12,783
Okay, I wasn't a child.
853
00:34:12,965 --> 00:34:14,592
He saw me for me.
854
00:34:14,634 --> 00:34:16,719
I saw him for him.
855
00:34:16,744 --> 00:34:18,662
That's what made it beautiful.
856
00:34:21,921 --> 00:34:23,451
I gotta go work on my bike.
857
00:34:27,522 --> 00:34:29,180
What the hell was that in there?
858
00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:31,960
Oh, just making sure the judges
are abidin' by their own rules.
859
00:34:31,984 --> 00:34:34,389
- Nothing personal.
- It sure feels personal.
860
00:34:34,414 --> 00:34:36,397
It feels like you're
trying to sabotage Franny.
861
00:34:36,422 --> 00:34:39,408
When you're used to privilege,
equality feels like oppression.
862
00:34:39,602 --> 00:34:41,302
Privilege? Me?
863
00:34:41,327 --> 00:34:44,103
I grew up worse off
than you... With Frank!
864
00:34:44,128 --> 00:34:46,603
Yeah, who ever heard
of a little blonde girl
865
00:34:46,628 --> 00:34:48,081
getting special treatment?
866
00:34:48,970 --> 00:34:51,214
Scuse me. Amy has to go to the bathroom.
867
00:34:55,466 --> 00:34:56,878
That bitch.
868
00:34:57,624 --> 00:34:59,370
Maybe you should just drop it.
869
00:35:01,138 --> 00:35:02,194
Fuck that.
870
00:35:02,522 --> 00:35:04,774
Hey, Franny, I have a great idea.
871
00:35:04,951 --> 00:35:06,786
Do you wanna help Gemma with her makeup?
872
00:35:06,998 --> 00:35:09,185
I think that you could
make her look really pretty.
873
00:35:10,915 --> 00:35:12,667
- Wanna do it?
- Debbie, don't.
874
00:35:12,692 --> 00:35:14,022
V started it.
875
00:35:23,119 --> 00:35:26,160
Oh, this lady sure does
have a massive set of balls.
876
00:35:33,212 --> 00:35:36,007
[Dramatic music]
877
00:35:36,048 --> 00:35:38,718
Well, hey there, Officer.
Something I can get you?
878
00:35:38,759 --> 00:35:41,679
What... ow! Are you...
What is wrong with you?
879
00:35:41,721 --> 00:35:45,474
Get off of me! Hell is wrong with you?
880
00:35:45,499 --> 00:35:47,710
Oh, you crazy! Aah!
881
00:35:47,735 --> 00:35:49,487
Fucking get off of me!
882
00:35:53,566 --> 00:35:55,735
- What are you do...
- Hey!
883
00:36:06,904 --> 00:36:09,436
[Miss June] No! [grunts]
884
00:36:19,592 --> 00:36:21,919
Last... warning.
885
00:36:23,554 --> 00:36:25,306
Well, fuck you, then, you raggedy old,
886
00:36:25,348 --> 00:36:26,849
dusty old, musty old, oink-oink,
887
00:36:26,891 --> 00:36:29,185
Porky Pig, Oscar Mayer bacon bitch!
888
00:36:29,210 --> 00:36:30,599
Fuck the police!
889
00:36:31,896 --> 00:36:34,065
What did you just say to me?
890
00:36:34,346 --> 00:36:36,210
You really expect me to repeat all that?
891
00:36:38,778 --> 00:36:40,578
- Strip.
- [gun cocking]
892
00:36:41,275 --> 00:36:42,735
Bitch, I said strip!
893
00:36:44,747 --> 00:36:47,898
Lose the dress now.
894
00:36:57,546 --> 00:36:58,880
Wig too.
895
00:37:00,228 --> 00:37:02,197
- Leesie.
- No, she gonna learn.
896
00:37:02,471 --> 00:37:03,472
Wig!
897
00:37:09,074 --> 00:37:10,701
Come on, now!
898
00:37:16,482 --> 00:37:18,365
Let's go to the car and get a Red Bull.
899
00:37:18,716 --> 00:37:20,820
I'm having a 2:30 in the
afternoon sorta feeling,
900
00:37:20,845 --> 00:37:22,263
know what I'm saying?
901
00:37:22,288 --> 00:37:23,790
[Miss June sobs]
902
00:37:31,455 --> 00:37:33,332
[Death metal music]
903
00:37:33,374 --> 00:37:35,724
[Kev] Enough is enough!
904
00:37:35,918 --> 00:37:38,504
We won't tolerate hate
in this neighborhood.
905
00:37:38,546 --> 00:37:41,549
[music blaring on stereo]
906
00:37:46,429 --> 00:37:48,431
Mm-hmm.
907
00:37:48,472 --> 00:37:50,599
- This is stupid.
- You say stupid.
908
00:37:50,641 --> 00:37:52,023
I say necessary.
909
00:37:52,048 --> 00:37:54,926
[dog barking]
910
00:38:00,036 --> 00:38:01,663
Hey, buddy.
911
00:38:01,783 --> 00:38:03,451
How ya doing?
912
00:38:03,476 --> 00:38:05,047
It's Frank. Remember me? I'm...
913
00:38:05,072 --> 00:38:07,116
I mean, yeah, I live in the hood.
914
00:38:07,158 --> 00:38:09,326
You remember? Yeah, you know me!
915
00:38:09,368 --> 00:38:10,786
- [dog whimpers]
- Yeah!
916
00:38:16,939 --> 00:38:17,898
Hmm?
917
00:38:18,127 --> 00:38:20,421
Oh, yeah.
918
00:38:20,463 --> 00:38:23,841
[inhales] That one's gotta hurt, huh?
919
00:38:23,883 --> 00:38:26,093
I got a whole stack of these.
920
00:38:26,709 --> 00:38:28,721
I'm thinkin' about burning all of 'em.
921
00:38:29,208 --> 00:38:31,850
I think we just spooked him. Come on.
922
00:38:34,264 --> 00:38:36,437
- [dog barking]
- Jesus! Okay! Okay!
923
00:38:36,462 --> 00:38:38,797
Ooh, ooh, easy, easy, easy, easy.
924
00:38:39,092 --> 00:38:41,859
Holy shit! Even their dog is racist.
925
00:38:41,884 --> 00:38:44,219
[laughing] How 'bout that?
926
00:38:44,244 --> 00:38:45,787
I think you gotta go in.
927
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,673
The Milkoviches have probably fantasized
928
00:38:47,698 --> 00:38:50,400
about finding some Black kid
breaking into their house.
929
00:38:50,557 --> 00:38:52,226
Every cause needs a martyr.
930
00:38:52,541 --> 00:38:53,788
No, Frank.
931
00:38:53,829 --> 00:38:56,916
I-I'm the only one who
can keep the dog quiet.
932
00:38:57,012 --> 00:38:59,265
If he keeps barking,
we're gonna get caught.
933
00:38:59,835 --> 00:39:02,379
I'm counting on you, son.
934
00:39:02,421 --> 00:39:04,142
We all are.
935
00:39:08,385 --> 00:39:09,553
[sighs]
936
00:39:09,595 --> 00:39:11,305
[Frank whispering] Easy.
937
00:39:15,893 --> 00:39:18,312
[Kev] What are you gonna do?
938
00:39:18,354 --> 00:39:19,480
You gonna chase me, huh?
939
00:39:19,522 --> 00:39:21,440
Gonna try to stop me, beat me up?
940
00:39:21,465 --> 00:39:22,674
Why would we do that?
941
00:39:23,242 --> 00:39:25,736
I'm literally torching
your entire belief system.
942
00:39:25,778 --> 00:39:27,154
It's incredibly disrespectful.
943
00:39:27,196 --> 00:39:28,948
I don't know. It's just paper, man.
944
00:39:28,989 --> 00:39:30,741
[Joey] Yeah, symbols are just symbols.
945
00:39:31,015 --> 00:39:33,677
I mean, even that big
old flag back there...
946
00:39:33,702 --> 00:39:35,538
It's meaningless, really.
947
00:39:35,579 --> 00:39:37,206
What are you talking about?
948
00:39:37,405 --> 00:39:39,667
Real racism... It's in our hearts,
949
00:39:39,708 --> 00:39:41,960
in our minds, in our souls.
950
00:39:42,195 --> 00:39:43,530
Can't burn that, dude.
951
00:39:45,881 --> 00:39:48,926
[muffled death metal music playing]
952
00:40:04,525 --> 00:40:07,528
[floorboards creaking]
953
00:40:11,574 --> 00:40:13,325
[sighs]
954
00:40:29,049 --> 00:40:31,051
[cell phone dings]
955
00:40:34,976 --> 00:40:36,348
Are you okay?
956
00:40:36,929 --> 00:40:39,288
Are you being held
here against your will?
957
00:40:39,810 --> 00:40:41,896
[sighs]
958
00:40:42,038 --> 00:40:44,648
Have all these people
moved into your house
959
00:40:44,673 --> 00:40:46,341
without your permission?
960
00:40:47,860 --> 00:40:49,486
Mrs. McCurdy,
961
00:40:49,528 --> 00:40:53,478
is there anything you can
tell me about Terry Milkovich?
962
00:40:57,328 --> 00:40:59,462
Terry Milkovich?
963
00:41:00,748 --> 00:41:02,900
I'll tell you about Terry.
964
00:41:03,459 --> 00:41:05,002
He's a beast.
965
00:41:05,044 --> 00:41:08,631
[Death metal music]
966
00:41:08,672 --> 00:41:09,632
[Mikey] How was I supposed to know
967
00:41:09,673 --> 00:41:10,734
they didn't have any money?
968
00:41:10,758 --> 00:41:11,675
[Ian] Well, you should
have checked how much
969
00:41:11,717 --> 00:41:12,861
we'd actually be transporting.
970
00:41:12,885 --> 00:41:14,112
Well, it wouldn't matter
if you hadn't made us buy
971
00:41:14,136 --> 00:41:15,197
this stupid-ass SWAT team shit.
972
00:41:15,221 --> 00:41:16,597
Which wouldn't fucking matter
973
00:41:16,639 --> 00:41:17,866
if you made half as
much as you promised.
974
00:41:17,890 --> 00:41:20,100
"Oh, could be thousands, maybe millions.
975
00:41:20,142 --> 00:41:21,852
Be fucking billionaires by Tuesday."
976
00:41:21,877 --> 00:41:23,712
You know what? You're fuckin' fired.
977
00:41:23,771 --> 00:41:25,981
You can't fire somebody
you never employed.
978
00:41:26,023 --> 00:41:27,640
I was trying to help you out.
979
00:41:35,383 --> 00:41:38,637
[Angelic music]
980
00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:40,873
[Mickey] Holy shit!
981
00:41:54,172 --> 00:41:56,095
Uh, hey, Tam, where's my soap?
982
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,039
You know, the grease pumice stuff.
983
00:41:58,064 --> 00:42:00,475
- Oh, I put it under the sink.
- Why?
984
00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:03,394
I want the nice shit
out. We're having company.
985
00:42:03,419 --> 00:42:04,963
- We are?
- Yeah.
986
00:42:04,988 --> 00:42:06,703
Marcos and his fiancée.
987
00:42:07,106 --> 00:42:08,315
Twice in one day?
988
00:42:09,055 --> 00:42:11,430
I mean, brunch was more than
enough, don't you think?
989
00:42:11,455 --> 00:42:14,440
- Well, you're the one who invited him.
- The fuck I did.
990
00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:16,796
You said, "Come by anytime."
991
00:42:16,821 --> 00:42:19,326
Well, he's taking you up on your offer.
992
00:42:19,368 --> 00:42:20,577
[Lip] Mm.
993
00:42:20,602 --> 00:42:22,729
[doorbell rings]
994
00:42:27,167 --> 00:42:28,919
- Hi.
- Hi!
995
00:42:28,944 --> 00:42:30,570
This is Kelly...
996
00:42:31,398 --> 00:42:33,090
my fiancée.
997
00:42:33,132 --> 00:42:34,633
Hi. [giggles]
998
00:42:56,989 --> 00:42:58,405
You okay, Eilish?
999
00:42:59,116 --> 00:43:00,034
Mm-hmm.
1000
00:43:00,075 --> 00:43:02,995
All right, well, good shift today, man.
1001
00:43:03,037 --> 00:43:04,921
You're really taking
to this police shit.
1002
00:43:05,221 --> 00:43:06,890
You gonna be a decent cop.
1003
00:43:06,931 --> 00:43:09,918
Just clean out the car, go
on home, get some rest...
1004
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,545
back at it again tomorrow.
1005
00:43:11,570 --> 00:43:13,155
More heads to bust.
1006
00:43:21,662 --> 00:43:24,376
[Funky music]
1007
00:43:26,994 --> 00:43:29,455
Before we make our final decision,
1008
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,231
we'd like to ask each of the mothers
1009
00:43:31,273 --> 00:43:33,317
to explain what excites them most
1010
00:43:33,359 --> 00:43:35,404
about the Little Miss South Side title.
1011
00:43:36,011 --> 00:43:38,113
We can start with you, Miss Gallagher.
1012
00:43:38,155 --> 00:43:39,740
Well... [exhales]
1013
00:43:39,782 --> 00:43:41,325
I think that Franny is
1014
00:43:41,384 --> 00:43:43,886
most excited about
becoming an ambassador
1015
00:43:43,911 --> 00:43:45,162
for our community,
1016
00:43:45,204 --> 00:43:46,306
showing the rest of the city
1017
00:43:46,330 --> 00:43:47,557
what the South Side's all about.
1018
00:43:47,951 --> 00:43:50,042
Whether it's, uh, going
to a little league game
1019
00:43:50,084 --> 00:43:53,170
or a parade or the grand
opening of a new Arby's,
1020
00:43:53,195 --> 00:43:54,688
there's no place that we won't go.
1021
00:43:54,973 --> 00:43:56,757
[Veronica, muffled] Do you
even go to those places?
1022
00:43:56,799 --> 00:43:58,175
Excuse me?
1023
00:43:58,621 --> 00:44:01,111
I'm just saying, given your status,
1024
00:44:01,136 --> 00:44:03,013
are you allowed to go to those events?
1025
00:44:03,410 --> 00:44:05,099
Are you allowed to be here?
1026
00:44:05,140 --> 00:44:07,184
Uh... [chuckles nervously]
1027
00:44:07,226 --> 00:44:09,141
I got special permission.
1028
00:44:09,166 --> 00:44:10,938
I'm sorry, what status?
1029
00:44:10,979 --> 00:44:13,107
She's a registered sex offender.
1030
00:44:13,148 --> 00:44:16,068
- Hot lesbian convict? That's her.
- You bitch!
1031
00:44:16,110 --> 00:44:19,113
- Who you callin' a bitch, bitch?
- You, you drug-dealing bitch!
1032
00:44:19,154 --> 00:44:20,298
She's a drug dealer. She deals drugs.
1033
00:44:20,322 --> 00:44:23,575
[Veronica] I am a legal
cannabis entrepreneur!
1034
00:44:23,617 --> 00:44:26,078
[overlapping shouting]
1035
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:27,413
What, a Black woman can't be...
1036
00:44:27,454 --> 00:44:29,099
Technically, I am a
registered sex offender...
1037
00:44:29,123 --> 00:44:31,166
And look what she did
to my daughter's face.
1038
00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:32,519
[Debbie] I would never touch a child!
1039
00:44:32,543 --> 00:44:34,771
[Veronica] A broke-down little
1980s pageant little girl!
1040
00:44:34,795 --> 00:44:36,422
[Rock music]
1041
00:44:36,463 --> 00:44:38,530
[Trisha] Okay, I guess this is enough
1042
00:44:38,555 --> 00:44:40,759
to keep them back on
our delivery schedule.
1043
00:44:40,801 --> 00:44:43,220
- Barely.
- All right, thanks.
1044
00:44:43,262 --> 00:44:45,465
- I'll let 'em know.
- [Trisha] You guys new?
1045
00:44:46,903 --> 00:44:48,308
Haven't seen you around before.
1046
00:44:48,926 --> 00:44:52,312
What are you guys...
ex-military, Rangers,
1047
00:44:52,337 --> 00:44:54,214
SEALs, Delta Force?
1048
00:44:54,290 --> 00:44:57,126
Uh, y-yeah, yeah. All that shit.
1049
00:44:57,151 --> 00:45:00,195
I, uh... I-I just got back from, uh,
1050
00:45:00,379 --> 00:45:02,156
mowin' down terrorists
overseas, you know?
1051
00:45:02,408 --> 00:45:03,880
Took out a whole...
1052
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,076
village.
1053
00:45:06,118 --> 00:45:07,035
Fuck those guys.
1054
00:45:07,077 --> 00:45:08,537
- [Trisha laughs] Right on.
- Yeah.
1055
00:45:08,579 --> 00:45:11,645
I could need another pro
security firm on our roster.
1056
00:45:11,874 --> 00:45:14,042
Business... is booming.
1057
00:45:14,348 --> 00:45:16,186
We can't keep up with all
the pickups and deliveries.
1058
00:45:16,211 --> 00:45:19,006
Oh, I am your man, you
know? Very professional.
1059
00:45:19,047 --> 00:45:20,048
Extra professional.
1060
00:45:20,073 --> 00:45:22,075
Uh, how much are we gonna get paid?
1061
00:45:22,133 --> 00:45:25,273
- It's gotta be worth our time.
- Going rate is a grand a day.
1062
00:45:28,056 --> 00:45:30,058
That's a little lower
than what I'm used to,
1063
00:45:30,100 --> 00:45:31,476
but, uh...
1064
00:45:32,113 --> 00:45:34,282
we'll make it work, ya know?
1065
00:45:35,022 --> 00:45:37,149
Uh, so, yeah, we still got a lot of work
1066
00:45:37,191 --> 00:45:38,400
we wanna do in here.
1067
00:45:38,442 --> 00:45:41,904
Um... maybe some under-cabinet LEDs.
1068
00:45:41,929 --> 00:45:44,626
Uh, exhaust hood here, obviously.
1069
00:45:44,651 --> 00:45:47,034
Yeah, yeah, no, I like how
you smoothed the grout...
1070
00:45:47,075 --> 00:45:49,161
where you really should
have used some quarter round.
1071
00:45:49,186 --> 00:45:51,146
They didn't have any
quarter round available?
1072
00:45:51,205 --> 00:45:53,165
- Well, shit's expensive, so...
- [Marcos] Yeah.
1073
00:45:53,207 --> 00:45:55,000
But it's worth it.
1074
00:45:56,084 --> 00:45:57,863
When I was young like you,
1075
00:45:58,027 --> 00:46:00,172
- I went for efficiency.
- [Lip] Uh-huh.
1076
00:46:00,267 --> 00:46:02,996
But eventually, I learned
the value of quality.
1077
00:46:04,363 --> 00:46:05,865
No rush.
1078
00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:08,266
That's the advantage of experience.
1079
00:46:08,566 --> 00:46:10,659
You just take it nice and slow
1080
00:46:11,183 --> 00:46:12,851
and get it all the way right.
1081
00:46:14,010 --> 00:46:15,706
[Kelly giggles]
1082
00:46:17,814 --> 00:46:19,107
Uh, Kelly, we weren't sure
1083
00:46:19,149 --> 00:46:20,943
we'd get the chance to meet you.
1084
00:46:20,968 --> 00:46:23,095
Um, how did that job interview go?
1085
00:46:23,688 --> 00:46:24,905
Job interview?
1086
00:46:25,118 --> 00:46:27,366
Yeah, that's where Marcos
said you were today, right?
1087
00:46:27,641 --> 00:46:29,426
Admissions interview for school.
1088
00:46:29,451 --> 00:46:31,620
Oh! Uh, what-what
schools you lookin' at,
1089
00:46:31,662 --> 00:46:34,039
Northwestern, Columbia, Loyola?
1090
00:46:34,081 --> 00:46:37,084
[giggles] Uh, Greenfield
Prep. High school.
1091
00:46:37,109 --> 00:46:38,945
I'm one semester short of graduating.
1092
00:46:38,970 --> 00:46:41,056
Uh, wait. So you were his student?
1093
00:46:41,257 --> 00:46:43,671
Uh... technically, I guess.
1094
00:46:43,696 --> 00:46:46,327
But... he saw me for me.
1095
00:46:47,060 --> 00:46:48,979
And I saw him for him, and...
1096
00:46:49,012 --> 00:46:50,013
[sighs]
1097
00:46:50,047 --> 00:46:53,058
- that's what makes us so special.
- Right.
1098
00:46:58,013 --> 00:46:59,140
[Ilene] Okay.
1099
00:46:59,204 --> 00:47:01,039
After careful deliberation,
1100
00:47:01,208 --> 00:47:03,550
- we'd like to announce the winner.
- [Veronica] Wait.
1101
00:47:03,575 --> 00:47:05,004
Before you announce the winner,
1102
00:47:05,028 --> 00:47:06,548
I never got a chance to say
1103
00:47:06,573 --> 00:47:09,816
why my family is
excited about this title.
1104
00:47:12,424 --> 00:47:14,930
I grew up on the South Side.
1105
00:47:15,372 --> 00:47:17,541
And I know what it would mean
1106
00:47:17,566 --> 00:47:20,110
to the little Black girls who live here
1107
00:47:20,135 --> 00:47:22,346
to see someone who looks like them
1108
00:47:22,421 --> 00:47:24,423
wearing that tiara and sash.
1109
00:47:24,688 --> 00:47:27,759
I know what it will mean
to them to have someone
1110
00:47:27,801 --> 00:47:29,462
who looks like my Gemma.
1111
00:47:30,512 --> 00:47:32,431
The South Side doesn't really feel like
1112
00:47:32,456 --> 00:47:34,083
the South Side anymore,
1113
00:47:34,241 --> 00:47:36,577
at least not in the
way that I remember it.
1114
00:47:37,352 --> 00:47:40,105
But that doesn't mean
we should stop trying
1115
00:47:40,147 --> 00:47:43,585
to preserve what makes
our community special.
1116
00:47:43,890 --> 00:47:46,076
And it's not just about race.
1117
00:47:46,101 --> 00:47:49,031
It's about pride. It's
about perseverance.
1118
00:47:49,072 --> 00:47:50,784
It's about working together
1119
00:47:50,809 --> 00:47:53,291
to strive for the American dream,
1120
00:47:53,316 --> 00:47:56,348
even though it feels
a million miles away.
1121
00:47:58,785 --> 00:48:00,661
I guess all I'm sayin' is,
1122
00:48:01,209 --> 00:48:02,669
Little Miss South Side
1123
00:48:02,852 --> 00:48:05,083
should represent the South Side,
1124
00:48:05,380 --> 00:48:07,716
not just in the way she looks
1125
00:48:07,917 --> 00:48:10,427
but also in the way she can inspire.
1126
00:48:10,769 --> 00:48:12,404
She should show little girls
1127
00:48:12,429 --> 00:48:15,015
that you can still aim to be something
1128
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,625
and maybe those dreams...
1129
00:48:16,683 --> 00:48:19,436
are just a little closer
than you think they are.
1130
00:48:19,461 --> 00:48:22,464
[Stirring music]
1131
00:48:24,191 --> 00:48:27,486
[applause]
1132
00:48:29,996 --> 00:48:32,666
If there are no more speeches.
1133
00:48:34,217 --> 00:48:36,514
Your new Little Miss South Side...
1134
00:48:37,596 --> 00:48:39,161
from Aleppo, Syria,
1135
00:48:39,186 --> 00:48:41,917
visiting Chicago for her
spina bifida treatment,
1136
00:48:42,217 --> 00:48:45,412
Amena Farah Uri Abbasi.
1137
00:48:45,658 --> 00:48:48,995
[applause]
1138
00:48:55,157 --> 00:48:57,642
Terry Milkovich?
1139
00:48:58,033 --> 00:49:00,314
I'll tell you about Terry.
1140
00:49:00,782 --> 00:49:02,326
He's a beast.
1141
00:49:03,098 --> 00:49:05,325
A beast in the sack.
1142
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,590
And I thank God every day
1143
00:49:08,615 --> 00:49:10,534
that he came into my life.
1144
00:49:11,192 --> 00:49:14,074
And then I ask God to avert his eyes,
1145
00:49:14,248 --> 00:49:16,183
because what we do...
1146
00:49:16,352 --> 00:49:17,812
it's a sin.
1147
00:49:18,387 --> 00:49:21,415
Have you ever heard of something called
1148
00:49:21,456 --> 00:49:23,319
fisting, young man?
1149
00:49:24,142 --> 00:49:26,853
That's where Terry makes a fist
1150
00:49:27,145 --> 00:49:28,438
and shoves it up my...
1151
00:49:28,463 --> 00:49:30,215
All right, all right, enough.
1152
00:49:31,216 --> 00:49:32,509
We pissed off the Milkoviches,
1153
00:49:32,551 --> 00:49:34,302
and we managed to make things worse.
1154
00:49:35,554 --> 00:49:38,348
Well, chin up, lad. We'll
be at it again tomorrow.
1155
00:49:38,570 --> 00:49:41,893
What time should I come by
so we can get started, 11?
1156
00:49:41,952 --> 00:49:45,205
[engine revving, rock
music blaring over stereo]
1157
00:49:45,230 --> 00:49:47,945
[people shouting and cheering]
1158
00:49:47,970 --> 00:49:50,944
[scoffs] And they're still comin'.
1159
00:49:50,986 --> 00:49:54,531
How many more of these fuckers
can they cram into that dump?
1160
00:49:54,573 --> 00:49:57,075
[engine revs]
1161
00:49:59,202 --> 00:50:02,205
[people shouting and cheering]
1162
00:50:05,847 --> 00:50:07,557
[Frank groans]
1163
00:50:09,954 --> 00:50:12,966
Hey, neighbors! Ah.
1164
00:50:13,008 --> 00:50:14,259
I hope you don't mind
1165
00:50:14,301 --> 00:50:17,137
our takin' over the
empty lot next door to ya.
1166
00:50:17,162 --> 00:50:18,827
House was gettin' crowded.
1167
00:50:18,852 --> 00:50:20,562
But this works, right?
1168
00:50:22,747 --> 00:50:26,273
[Frank] Jesus, now we're
surrounded by Milkoviches.
1169
00:50:39,131 --> 00:50:41,595
Can you believe that little
Syrian heifer stole our crown?
1170
00:50:41,620 --> 00:50:43,163
Ugh. I know.
1171
00:50:43,205 --> 00:50:44,706
I mean, we're from the South Side.
1172
00:50:44,748 --> 00:50:46,436
What the hell has she been through?
1173
00:50:47,986 --> 00:50:49,529
I'm sorry, Debs.
1174
00:50:50,212 --> 00:50:51,338
Me too.
1175
00:50:51,668 --> 00:50:53,924
- We cool?
- Yeah.
1176
00:50:54,316 --> 00:50:56,343
Well, if you two are done
kissing and making up,
1177
00:50:56,384 --> 00:50:58,279
- I sort of wanna...
- Yeah, let's get out of here.
1178
00:50:58,303 --> 00:50:59,221
Get the fuck out.
1179
00:50:59,262 --> 00:51:01,306
- See ya, V.
- [Veronica] Bye, girl.
1180
00:51:02,029 --> 00:51:03,655
Oh, I almost forgot.
1181
00:51:04,598 --> 00:51:06,183
[Jenkins] Miss Fisher.
1182
00:51:06,606 --> 00:51:08,438
Alderman Jenkins.
1183
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,251
I really enjoyed your speech.
1184
00:51:10,276 --> 00:51:12,808
Not enough to vote for my Gemma.
1185
00:51:13,019 --> 00:51:15,291
Look, between you, me, and the lamppost,
1186
00:51:15,316 --> 00:51:17,155
this event is put on by
the Chamber of Commerce.
1187
00:51:17,180 --> 00:51:18,765
Their goal is to generate commerce.
1188
00:51:19,097 --> 00:51:21,753
They see all these gentrifiers
as a way of making more money.
1189
00:51:22,550 --> 00:51:23,804
And that Syrian girl's sob story
1190
00:51:23,829 --> 00:51:26,167
appeals to millennials
and bleeding hearts.
1191
00:51:29,307 --> 00:51:30,769
The Chamber is a major contributor
1192
00:51:30,794 --> 00:51:32,671
to my reelection campaign.
1193
00:51:32,712 --> 00:51:34,619
Can't bite the hand
that feeds me, but...
1194
00:51:35,307 --> 00:51:38,693
I could use you. Democratic
Party of Chicago could use you.
1195
00:51:38,718 --> 00:51:39,737
Someone with your passion,
1196
00:51:39,761 --> 00:51:42,305
with your gift for persuasive speech...
1197
00:51:42,347 --> 00:51:43,849
you've got talent.
1198
00:51:43,890 --> 00:51:45,767
- Thank you.
- [laughs lightly]
1199
00:51:45,809 --> 00:51:47,644
I'd love to pick your brain sometime,
1200
00:51:47,686 --> 00:51:48,913
get your opinion on local issues,
1201
00:51:48,937 --> 00:51:50,414
see where there might be an opportunity
1202
00:51:50,439 --> 00:51:51,780
to get you involved.
1203
00:51:54,526 --> 00:51:56,236
Okay, drive safe. Thanks again.
1204
00:51:56,278 --> 00:51:57,505
Yeah, appreciate you guys coming by.
1205
00:51:57,529 --> 00:51:58,841
Again soon, okay?
1206
00:51:58,866 --> 00:52:01,533
- Maybe we can get together...
- [door slams]
1207
00:52:01,772 --> 00:52:04,786
What... the... fuck?
1208
00:52:05,061 --> 00:52:06,872
I-I mean, what's the matter with him?
1209
00:52:06,930 --> 00:52:09,683
- She's, like, ten!
- Seventeen, she said.
1210
00:52:09,708 --> 00:52:11,327
Eighteen soon.
1211
00:52:11,626 --> 00:52:12,854
Age ain't nothin' but a number, right?
1212
00:52:12,878 --> 00:52:14,796
It's gotta be, what... It's, what...
1213
00:52:14,838 --> 00:52:16,968
daddy issues? [scoffs]
1214
00:52:19,473 --> 00:52:21,225
I mean, I didn't have daddy issues.
1215
00:52:21,344 --> 00:52:23,430
I don't have daddy issues.
1216
00:52:24,472 --> 00:52:27,868
[scoffs] I mean, I love my dad, yeah,
1217
00:52:27,893 --> 00:52:30,937
but in a completely normal, healthy way.
1218
00:52:31,307 --> 00:52:32,767
Right.
1219
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,312
[scoffs]
1220
00:52:35,424 --> 00:52:37,301
You think I have daddy issues.
1221
00:52:38,545 --> 00:52:40,255
- Uh...
- You know what?
1222
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:41,615
Fuck off! I do not!
1223
00:52:41,656 --> 00:52:43,825
Come on, you've been around my family.
1224
00:52:43,884 --> 00:52:47,262
Yeah, we have our quirks,
but we're pretty normal.
1225
00:52:47,287 --> 00:52:48,663
And sure,
1226
00:52:48,705 --> 00:52:50,332
I guess, you know, when my mom died,
1227
00:52:50,357 --> 00:52:51,734
we all got thrown for a loop.
1228
00:52:51,759 --> 00:52:53,136
But that's normal.
1229
00:52:53,161 --> 00:52:54,650
And Cami, she took the reins
1230
00:52:54,675 --> 00:52:56,463
and she went from being my big sister
1231
00:52:56,504 --> 00:52:59,591
to de facto mom, and
my dad, he stepped up
1232
00:52:59,633 --> 00:53:01,176
and he put all of his attention on Cory
1233
00:53:01,217 --> 00:53:03,057
'cause she was the baby
and she needed her dad.
1234
00:53:03,082 --> 00:53:05,044
And that... you know, that left me...
1235
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:06,778
[sigh exasperatedly]
1236
00:53:06,803 --> 00:53:07,880
[huffs]
1237
00:53:08,965 --> 00:53:10,286
in the middle...
1238
00:53:12,361 --> 00:53:13,904
alone...
1239
00:53:15,899 --> 00:53:17,672
desperate for attention.
1240
00:53:20,779 --> 00:53:22,172
And that's...
1241
00:53:22,530 --> 00:53:24,366
right when I started dating Marcos.
1242
00:53:24,391 --> 00:53:25,727
Oh, my God.
1243
00:53:29,718 --> 00:53:32,791
I have daddy issues. [groans]
1244
00:53:37,637 --> 00:53:41,270
I thought I was... so smart
1245
00:53:41,457 --> 00:53:42,786
and mature.
1246
00:53:43,685 --> 00:53:48,294
But really, I was needy and
daddy-starved and dumb.
1247
00:53:49,140 --> 00:53:50,725
I mean, I got played by a pedophile.
1248
00:53:50,767 --> 00:53:53,105
God, I am a fucking cliché.
1249
00:53:53,130 --> 00:53:54,261
Ah.
1250
00:53:55,271 --> 00:53:56,690
[sighs]
1251
00:53:56,731 --> 00:53:58,358
[Soft music]
1252
00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,902
[Lip] Hmm.
1253
00:54:00,568 --> 00:54:02,870
- You're not dumb.
- Mm.
1254
00:54:02,895 --> 00:54:03,868
All right?
1255
00:54:04,597 --> 00:54:07,308
You were immature and vulnerable,
1256
00:54:07,403 --> 00:54:09,280
and he took advantage of you.
1257
00:54:09,852 --> 00:54:11,354
Now you're smarter.
1258
00:54:11,746 --> 00:54:14,039
You make great decisions,
1259
00:54:15,140 --> 00:54:16,710
like choosing an age-appropriate,
1260
00:54:16,751 --> 00:54:18,461
handsome stud like me.
1261
00:54:18,970 --> 00:54:20,889
[laughs breathily]
1262
00:54:26,636 --> 00:54:30,015
[dog barking distantly]
1263
00:54:31,850 --> 00:54:35,228
[person shouts, glass
shatters distantly]
1264
00:54:39,279 --> 00:54:40,967
I don't want no smoke.
1265
00:54:41,237 --> 00:54:42,905
Po-po, go away.
1266
00:54:42,930 --> 00:54:44,004
Go away!
1267
00:54:44,256 --> 00:54:45,631
Look, you can just
leave me the hell alone,
1268
00:54:45,656 --> 00:54:47,616
because I ain't sellin' shit.
1269
00:54:48,034 --> 00:54:51,287
[Somme's "Goin' On" playing]
1270
00:54:59,961 --> 00:55:01,337
♪ A little older, I don't mind it ♪
1271
00:55:01,379 --> 00:55:03,048
♪ 'Cause she's got her shit together ♪
1272
00:55:03,089 --> 00:55:05,633
♪ Like nobody else I know ♪
1273
00:55:05,675 --> 00:55:06,968
♪ She's pretty much a batter ♪
1274
00:55:07,010 --> 00:55:08,404
♪ But she'll never let you call her that ♪
1275
00:55:08,428 --> 00:55:11,514
♪ She's humble so I run from her, uh-huh ♪
1276
00:55:11,556 --> 00:55:13,975
♪ Steady on the daily, no, ♪
♪ she's never acting shady... ♪
1277
00:55:14,017 --> 00:55:15,518
You wanna keep selling,
1278
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:16,936
gotta move east a little bit,
1279
00:55:16,978 --> 00:55:18,772
over by the Five-Star Check Cashing.
1280
00:55:18,797 --> 00:55:20,340
We don't roll through there much.
1281
00:55:20,398 --> 00:55:23,368
♪ All that I need ♪
1282
00:55:23,393 --> 00:55:25,487
Thank you...
1283
00:55:25,528 --> 00:55:26,780
Officer Gallagher.
1284
00:55:26,813 --> 00:55:28,940
♪ And everyone agrees ♪
1285
00:55:28,990 --> 00:55:31,868
♪ She's got it goin' on ♪
1286
00:55:31,910 --> 00:55:34,954
♪ She's got it goin' o-on ♪
1287
00:55:34,979 --> 00:55:37,607
♪ She can do no wrong ♪
1288
00:55:37,632 --> 00:55:40,174
♪ 'Cause she's got it goin' on ♪
1289
00:55:44,756 --> 00:55:47,592
[dish clattering]
1290
00:55:47,634 --> 00:55:50,303
[REO Speedwagon's "Can't
Fight This Feeling"
1291
00:55:50,345 --> 00:55:52,806
[playing over stereo]
1292
00:55:52,847 --> 00:55:54,891
[grunts]
1293
00:55:54,933 --> 00:55:57,060
[Terry] How you like it,
huh? Come on! Come on!
1294
00:55:57,102 --> 00:55:59,521
Come on! Take your teeth out!
1295
00:55:59,562 --> 00:56:01,773
[Mrs. McCurdy shouting and moaning]
1296
00:56:01,815 --> 00:56:03,399
[Terry] Yeah!
1297
00:56:03,441 --> 00:56:04,943
[Mrs. McCurdy moaning wildly]
1298
00:56:04,984 --> 00:56:06,277
[Terry] Come on!
1299
00:56:06,319 --> 00:56:08,822
Come on! Come on! You like that?
1300
00:56:08,863 --> 00:56:11,991
[Mrs. McCurdy] Terry,
Terry, you're a beast!
1301
00:56:12,033 --> 00:56:14,452
♪ Come crashing through your door ♪
1302
00:56:14,494 --> 00:56:15,370
Oh, God!
1303
00:56:15,411 --> 00:56:18,289
♪ Baby, I can't fight this feeling ♪
1304
00:56:18,331 --> 00:56:21,793
♪ Anymore ♪
1305
00:56:25,713 --> 00:56:29,634
♪ Hoo-ooh ♪
1306
00:56:29,676 --> 00:56:33,972
♪ Ooh-ooh-hoo, ♪
♪ ooh-hoo-hoo ♪
1307
00:56:33,996 --> 00:56:38,996
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