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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,259 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:11,305 --> 00:00:12,138 Melissa! 3 00:00:13,678 --> 00:00:14,923 Melissa where are you? 4 00:00:17,220 --> 00:00:18,818 Melissa I'm giving you til the count of three 5 00:00:18,820 --> 00:00:21,268 to get down here or there's gonna be trouble! 6 00:00:21,270 --> 00:00:22,103 One! 7 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:24,523 Two! 8 00:00:27,220 --> 00:00:30,058 Three, that's it young lady, when I get my hands on you 9 00:00:30,060 --> 00:00:30,909 you're gonna be 10 00:00:30,911 --> 00:00:32,233 really, really sorry! 11 00:00:40,239 --> 00:00:41,768 Have you seen your daughter? 12 00:00:41,770 --> 00:00:43,348 What has she done now? 13 00:00:43,350 --> 00:00:44,938 I didn't say she'd done anything 14 00:00:44,940 --> 00:00:47,178 I just asked if you'd seen her! 15 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:49,228 No need to jump down my throat dear, 16 00:00:49,230 --> 00:00:51,308 I've been working in the lab all morning. 17 00:00:51,310 --> 00:00:52,928 The lab. 18 00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:55,996 Why can't you get a normal job like a real husband? 19 00:00:55,998 --> 00:00:57,511 This is my job. 20 00:00:57,513 --> 00:00:59,415 Oh yeah, how much money did you make this week? 21 00:00:59,417 --> 00:01:01,354 - We don't need the money. - That's not the point! 22 00:01:01,356 --> 00:01:04,293 I'm sick of seeing you around the house 24 hours a day! 23 00:01:04,295 --> 00:01:06,899 When will I once in a while? 24 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:07,832 Why don't you get away 25 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:09,398 for a while, pack a suitcase? 26 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:10,528 And that's another thing! 27 00:01:10,530 --> 00:01:13,011 How come we never go places like a real family? 28 00:01:13,013 --> 00:01:14,691 I can't leave my work right now, 29 00:01:14,693 --> 00:01:16,939 I'm in a. 30 00:01:16,941 --> 00:01:20,358 Your! 31 00:01:49,817 --> 00:01:51,233 You're stuck. 32 00:01:51,235 --> 00:01:52,787 Wait a minute I'll help you. 33 00:02:04,702 --> 00:02:08,083 Aw, look at you, you're so cute. 34 00:02:08,085 --> 00:02:10,112 Do you wanna be friends? 35 00:02:10,114 --> 00:02:11,614 We can be friends. 36 00:02:11,616 --> 00:02:16,033 My name is Melissa, and I think I'll call you Peewee. 37 00:02:29,973 --> 00:02:31,158 What are you doing? 38 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:32,518 Daddy's working, honey. 39 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,353 Go play. 40 00:02:34,210 --> 00:02:35,343 What kind of work? 41 00:02:36,550 --> 00:02:38,838 Daddy's trying to find a specific ionic 42 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:43,568 chemical association by which special cobalt isotope based 43 00:02:43,570 --> 00:02:46,588 nutrients can be suspended by electrical charges, 44 00:02:46,590 --> 00:02:48,728 so they can be more readily absorbed through 45 00:02:48,730 --> 00:02:50,473 the walls of polymers. 46 00:02:51,352 --> 00:02:52,888 What does that mean? 47 00:02:52,890 --> 00:02:55,543 It means Daddy's trying to make things grow bigger. 48 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,123 What for? 49 00:03:01,060 --> 00:03:03,128 Because by the year 2050, 50 00:03:03,130 --> 00:03:05,438 there's gonna be 10 billion people in this world, 51 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:08,173 and we have to find a solution or there all gonna starve. 52 00:03:11,307 --> 00:03:12,958 What's a crab eat? 53 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:15,293 Um, crabs are omnivorous. 54 00:03:16,390 --> 00:03:18,308 - What does that mean? - Stop badgering me, 55 00:03:18,310 --> 00:03:19,878 I'm very busy, why don't you go play 56 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,330 with your dolls or something? 57 00:03:25,140 --> 00:03:27,198 - Melissa? - Yes? 58 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,573 Omnivorous means crabs eat anything. 59 00:04:05,510 --> 00:04:06,576 You still here? 60 00:04:06,578 --> 00:04:08,758 Yes, I. 61 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,051 Okay, have fun. 62 00:04:14,366 --> 00:04:15,616 There you go. 63 00:04:28,165 --> 00:04:30,611 You really like those berries don't you? 64 00:04:30,613 --> 00:04:31,968 I can get you more. 65 00:04:31,970 --> 00:04:34,820 Daddy grows them on the weird plant in his lab. 66 00:04:47,273 --> 00:04:48,323 I don't get it. 67 00:04:49,586 --> 00:04:52,983 The rate of absorption is proceeding exponentially. 68 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:58,350 What the hell is happening to the fruit? 69 00:05:27,021 --> 00:05:29,445 Sheldon, Sheldon, get down here! 70 00:05:29,447 --> 00:05:31,214 I'm dealing with something! 71 00:05:31,216 --> 00:05:33,490 Get down here now! 72 00:05:37,063 --> 00:05:37,894 What, what is it? 73 00:05:37,896 --> 00:05:39,953 It's a monster, that's what it is! 74 00:05:39,955 --> 00:05:42,819 - Really? - There it goes! 75 00:05:42,821 --> 00:05:44,340 Look there it goes! 76 00:05:46,343 --> 00:05:48,730 Aw, it's just a little crab. 77 00:05:48,732 --> 00:05:49,858 Just a little cra... 78 00:05:49,860 --> 00:05:52,338 Did you see it was the size of a Volkswagen! 79 00:05:52,340 --> 00:05:54,028 - Don't exaggerate. - Don't tell me 80 00:05:54,030 --> 00:05:56,898 I'm exaggerating, I know what I saw! 81 00:05:56,900 --> 00:05:59,248 Is this something you cooked up? 82 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:00,188 What are you talking ab... 83 00:06:00,190 --> 00:06:02,398 In the lab, the crap you're working on, 84 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,628 - the growth serum? - Hon, Honey, don't call 85 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:06,788 - my work crap. - You work is crap! 86 00:06:06,790 --> 00:06:08,925 It pays the bills, it puts food on the table. 87 00:06:08,927 --> 00:06:10,293 - I pay the bills! - That's the last 88 00:06:10,295 --> 00:06:12,183 of the berries, the plant's 89 00:06:12,185 --> 00:06:13,198 - not growing any more. - That's right! 90 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,778 You're not just living off your wife, 91 00:06:14,780 --> 00:06:15,611 - Sorry. - You're living off 92 00:06:15,613 --> 00:06:17,153 your wife's and aunt! 93 00:06:17,155 --> 00:06:18,103 I have 94 00:06:18,105 --> 00:06:19,113 my research grant... 95 00:06:20,740 --> 00:06:22,578 - Toilet paper! - At least I'm trying 96 00:06:22,580 --> 00:06:24,097 to make something of my life. 97 00:06:24,099 --> 00:06:25,776 What do you do, except 98 00:06:25,778 --> 00:06:27,347 hang around the house all day and ni... 99 00:06:41,219 --> 00:06:42,328 You wanna get some flowers or something 100 00:06:42,330 --> 00:06:43,483 to put on the grave? 101 00:06:45,330 --> 00:06:47,008 No thank you. 102 00:06:47,010 --> 00:06:48,468 You feeling okay? 103 00:06:48,470 --> 00:06:49,303 I'm fine. 104 00:06:52,270 --> 00:06:54,570 You're a strange little girl, you know that? 105 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,733 Can we go now Uncle Ray, I need to get home? 106 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:01,288 I'm afraid you're gonna have to stay with me 107 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:02,590 for a little while, honey. 108 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:05,480 I need to take care of Peewee. 109 00:07:06,610 --> 00:07:09,313 - Who's Peewee? - He's my pet. 110 00:07:10,310 --> 00:07:11,660 A dog or something? 111 00:07:12,534 --> 00:07:13,583 He's a crab. 112 00:07:15,243 --> 00:07:16,893 Peewee the crab huh? 113 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,308 Well, crabs are resourceful. 114 00:07:20,310 --> 00:07:23,108 I think he'll be okay on his own for a while. 115 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,512 We gotta get going. 116 00:09:48,477 --> 00:09:49,310 Maisee! 117 00:10:06,677 --> 00:10:07,943 Son of a bitch! 118 00:10:15,970 --> 00:10:18,118 Sonny, will you knock that off? 119 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,028 Gotta keep in shape. 120 00:10:20,030 --> 00:10:21,738 Not in the office. 121 00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:23,068 Gotta stay leaner, 122 00:10:23,070 --> 00:10:25,163 and meaner, than the criminal element. 123 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:27,133 Sonny! 124 00:10:35,610 --> 00:10:37,068 Hey Sheriff! 125 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:37,901 Good morning Phil! 126 00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:39,088 I wouldn't call it good when 127 00:10:39,090 --> 00:10:41,148 somebody's goin' 'round killing my stock! 128 00:10:41,150 --> 00:10:43,398 - Killing your stock? - Yes, they got Maisee! 129 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,198 Aw, not Maisee! 130 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,298 Tore her up good and blood all over the place! 131 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:48,698 And that's not the only thing! 132 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:50,448 Sounds like some kind of cult activity. 133 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:51,828 - Sonny. - They tore up my barn, 134 00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:53,658 tore the whole back wall out! 135 00:10:53,660 --> 00:10:54,888 You didn't hear anything? 136 00:10:54,890 --> 00:10:57,018 You know how far the barn is from my house? 137 00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:59,998 They could use dynamite and I would hear anything! 138 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,818 We need to look into this! 139 00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:02,653 Ya think? 140 00:11:03,550 --> 00:11:05,488 All right Phil, come on. 141 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,914 Let's go take a look and see what we can see. 142 00:11:07,916 --> 00:11:09,138 Looks like a bulldozer 143 00:11:09,140 --> 00:11:11,138 went through it. 144 00:11:11,140 --> 00:11:12,798 Don't know what to make of that. 145 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,834 Some kind of cult thing. 146 00:11:14,836 --> 00:11:17,138 Yeah, one of those bulldozer cults 147 00:11:17,140 --> 00:11:18,725 you keep hearing about. 148 00:11:30,094 --> 00:11:31,768 What are you looking it? 149 00:11:31,770 --> 00:11:34,122 Looks like some sort of track. 150 00:11:34,124 --> 00:11:35,513 What kind of track? 151 00:11:36,394 --> 00:11:37,758 Beats the hell out of me. 152 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:40,053 Looks like someone used a posthole digger. 153 00:11:40,970 --> 00:11:41,918 Yeah. 154 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:44,123 Must be one of those posthole digger cults. 155 00:11:45,610 --> 00:11:47,948 You like giving me a hard time don't you Ray? 156 00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:49,858 That's Sheriff Ray to you. 157 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:51,178 Come on. 158 00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:53,030 Let's see where these tracks lead to. 159 00:11:59,170 --> 00:12:01,113 See where this is leading off, don't you? 160 00:12:02,508 --> 00:12:03,458 Yeah I see. 161 00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:07,374 Well what are you gonna do about it? 162 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,313 Probably just coincidence. 163 00:12:17,874 --> 00:12:18,960 Melissa! 164 00:12:18,962 --> 00:12:20,318 What the hell do you think you're doing? 165 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,478 I think I'm dealing with a couple of trespassers! 166 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,688 We're on official police business, Melissa! 167 00:12:24,690 --> 00:12:26,761 I still got another round in this thing. 168 00:12:26,763 --> 00:12:30,198 Come on Melissa, you're not gonna shoot anybody. 169 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,150 What do you want? 170 00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:33,898 Somebody, or some thing, 171 00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:35,668 tore up Phil McCory's barn, 172 00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:37,518 and there's some kind of tracks that lead out here 173 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,118 to your property. 174 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,613 You got any idea what might be responsible? 175 00:12:43,692 --> 00:12:46,298 - We need to check it out. - Not without a warrant. 176 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:48,118 We don't need no stinking warrant! 177 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,848 These tracks lead right onto your property, 178 00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:52,918 and we got a legal right to follow them wherever they go! 179 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,498 Try it. 180 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,472 We can get a warrant, Melissa. 181 00:12:57,474 --> 00:12:58,674 Then you better do it. 182 00:13:02,861 --> 00:13:04,238 Come on Sonny. 183 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,758 Are you gonna let her get away with this? 184 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,868 We are officers of the law dammit! 185 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,488 - Let's go! - No! 186 00:13:09,490 --> 00:13:11,298 We don't need a warrant and you know it! 187 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:13,668 I am searching her property. 188 00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:16,521 You want an ass full of buckshot? 189 00:13:16,523 --> 00:13:18,272 She wouldn't dare. 190 00:13:18,274 --> 00:13:20,285 Ow, god, shit! 191 00:13:20,287 --> 00:13:23,310 She loaded that thing with rock salt! 192 00:13:23,312 --> 00:13:24,878 Son of a bitch it hurts! 193 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,508 You shouldn't have done that Melissa! 194 00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:28,488 One of these days you're gonna go too far! 195 00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:29,583 One of these days? 196 00:13:30,670 --> 00:13:32,128 Come on let's get you tended to. 197 00:13:32,130 --> 00:13:34,688 No, she shot a damn officer of the law! 198 00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:36,448 I want her arrested! 199 00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:39,608 I am arresting you, you have the right to remain silent! 200 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,803 So do you, now shut up and let's go! 201 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,048 - Dammit Ray! - Sheriff Ray. 202 00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:50,898 This has got to stop! 203 00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:54,558 I know she's your niece and all but she is a public menace! 204 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,858 I'll take care of Melissa. 205 00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:57,548 She shot a damn police officer 206 00:13:57,550 --> 00:13:59,528 in the pursuit of his duties! 207 00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:01,758 Oh you got winged by a little bit of buckshot. 208 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:04,188 - It hurts! - You know, 209 00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:05,998 for somebody who says he's so tough, 210 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,338 you sure do whine a lot. 211 00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:09,168 I can file a complaint you know! 212 00:14:09,170 --> 00:14:10,273 I can't stop you. 213 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:16,783 So what next? 214 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,528 Something bothers me about those tracks. 215 00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:22,080 I gotta find out what they are. 216 00:14:23,637 --> 00:14:25,833 I don't buy that posthole digger theory. 217 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,408 We can do a moulage, send the casts off 218 00:14:30,410 --> 00:14:31,783 to the Wildlife Commission. 219 00:14:33,267 --> 00:14:34,918 Hmm. 220 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:37,753 You know, I don't know why people say you're so dumb. 221 00:14:39,365 --> 00:14:40,215 Well thank you. 222 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,673 What the hell is that? 223 00:14:53,536 --> 00:14:54,453 Beats me. 224 00:14:55,507 --> 00:14:57,128 But once I send it out of here, 225 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,374 I'm not gonna worry about it. 226 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,526 Let the whiz kids down state figure it out. 227 00:15:06,590 --> 00:15:08,208 What about Melissa? 228 00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:09,945 What about her? 229 00:15:09,947 --> 00:15:11,898 You just gonna do nothing? 230 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:13,838 How's your leg feeling? 231 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,558 My leg's fine. 232 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,893 Then I'm gonna do nothing. 233 00:15:21,777 --> 00:15:24,527 Hey, who says I'm dumb? 234 00:16:34,789 --> 00:16:36,385 - Hi. - Hello. 235 00:16:36,387 --> 00:16:38,878 So how are you set for white wine? 236 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,271 Actually, I do have this nice little, 237 00:16:41,273 --> 00:16:44,433 California Chardonnay, full bodied, hint of citrus, 238 00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:47,858 - nice. - Sounds delicious. 239 00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:48,760 Coming right up. 240 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:53,000 You know this is gonna sound really phony. 241 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:55,570 But you look very familiar. 242 00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:57,958 Stranger passing through. 243 00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,510 Never been here before? 244 00:16:59,512 --> 00:17:01,638 I would have remembered. 245 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,103 - Moe Harley. - Jennifer Katsmin. 246 00:17:04,105 --> 00:17:05,863 Katsmin, Katsmin. 247 00:17:05,865 --> 00:17:07,758 Didn't there used to be a family around here, by that name? 248 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,588 I know who you are! 249 00:17:09,590 --> 00:17:11,378 You're Jennifer Kane! 250 00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:12,618 That's right! 251 00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:14,028 Jennifer Kane! 252 00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:15,980 Lesbian Vampires from Mars! 253 00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:18,558 - The Prison! - Tanned Heat! 254 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,088 Guys, guys! 255 00:17:20,090 --> 00:17:21,578 You have me confused with some other 256 00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:23,618 beautiful talented actress. 257 00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:25,748 But if I ever see this Jennifer Kane woman, 258 00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:27,100 I'll give her your regards. 259 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,543 So Miss uh, Katsmin. 260 00:17:30,545 --> 00:17:31,712 Aww... 261 00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:37,282 Jennifer Katsmin. 262 00:17:37,284 --> 00:17:40,078 Okay Miss Katsmin, what brings you to our uh, little town? 263 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,978 Actually, I'm looking for a friend. 264 00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:43,948 Really, I know everyone around here. 265 00:17:43,950 --> 00:17:45,946 Do you know Melissa Weber? 266 00:17:45,948 --> 00:17:48,571 I sure as hell do. 267 00:17:48,573 --> 00:17:51,028 That little shit took a shot at me this afternoon. 268 00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:51,861 She did? 269 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:52,694 Did she hit you? 270 00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:55,594 - She winged me. - Did she really? 271 00:17:56,429 --> 00:17:58,248 It ain't funny, Melvin. 272 00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,678 Now, I hear there are laws against things like that. 273 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,015 Yeah well she'd be locked up right now 274 00:18:02,017 --> 00:18:04,367 if her uncle wasn't the Sheriff. 275 00:18:04,369 --> 00:18:05,478 You're not the Sheriff? 276 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,868 Nah, he's just the new deputy. 277 00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:09,003 Shut up Moe! 278 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,018 Why you looking for her? 279 00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:12,998 Oh we were friends, 280 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,058 I told her I'd look her up if I was in the area. 281 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,758 Oh yeah, well where'd you meet her? 282 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,033 We went to school together. 283 00:18:18,035 --> 00:18:21,688 See now, you're a liar. 284 00:18:21,690 --> 00:18:23,518 Well she ain't never left this area, her whole life. 285 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,758 And where's she living now? 286 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,010 - Oh she's just out on the... - Shut up, Moe. 287 00:18:28,851 --> 00:18:30,078 She got a place outside of town, 288 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,308 a little cabin on Crabbe Creek Road. 289 00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:34,388 She don't like strangers coming around. 290 00:18:34,390 --> 00:18:36,378 Maybe that's why she shot at you. 291 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:39,603 You know uh, I'll give Melissa credit for one thing. 292 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,238 She used to be the prettiest girl in town. 293 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,071 Used to be? 294 00:18:44,073 --> 00:18:45,388 What happened? 295 00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:46,383 You showed up. 296 00:18:47,450 --> 00:18:48,690 Aren't you just the charmer. 297 00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:51,048 Look uh, I'm sorry, 298 00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:52,828 we got off on the wrong foot. 299 00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:54,548 Why don't you let me buy you another drink 300 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,508 and maybe afterwards we can take a drive 301 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,488 out to Melissa's place. 302 00:18:57,490 --> 00:18:58,321 Oh yeah? 303 00:18:58,323 --> 00:19:00,951 And what are the odds we'll run out of gas on the way? 304 00:19:00,953 --> 00:19:04,155 We might, if you're lucky! 305 00:19:04,157 --> 00:19:05,947 You are too funny. 306 00:19:05,949 --> 00:19:08,789 So uh, so what do you say? 307 00:19:08,791 --> 00:19:09,853 What do you think you're doing? 308 00:19:09,855 --> 00:19:11,218 You're kind of jumpy there aren't you? 309 00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:13,067 - I'm warning you! - You're warning me? 310 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,056 I... 311 00:19:15,207 --> 00:19:16,448 Ooh... 312 00:19:16,450 --> 00:19:18,440 Hey, you didn't pay for your drink! 313 00:19:24,395 --> 00:19:25,351 Fuck! 314 00:19:25,353 --> 00:19:28,063 Oh, oh, ah... 315 00:19:35,353 --> 00:19:36,308 Not doing too well with the 316 00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:37,878 ladies today, are you Sonny? 317 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,792 For the last time, shut up Moe! 318 00:22:32,213 --> 00:22:34,813 This is private property, you're trespassing. 319 00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:37,300 Melissa? 320 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,813 - Who's that? - Melissa it's me, Jenn! 321 00:22:43,558 --> 00:22:44,758 Jenn... 322 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,853 Oh for god sakes Melissa, Jenn? 323 00:22:47,930 --> 00:22:50,388 Jenifer, Jennifer Katsmin, 324 00:22:50,390 --> 00:22:52,448 your best friend from high school. 325 00:22:52,450 --> 00:22:54,663 - Jenn? - That's what I said. 326 00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:00,958 Uh, what are you doing here? 327 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:04,208 Sure great to see you too after all these years. 328 00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:06,809 - You moved away. - But I'm back now. 329 00:23:06,811 --> 00:23:09,311 Are you at all glad to see me? 330 00:23:22,107 --> 00:23:25,108 So, I just finished up this shoot in Manhattan and, 331 00:23:25,110 --> 00:23:27,115 I had a couple of days so I thought what the hell, 332 00:23:27,117 --> 00:23:28,998 I'll rent a car and see if I can't 333 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,350 find my old friend Melissa. 334 00:23:31,930 --> 00:23:35,028 Manhattan, that's like hundreds of miles away. 335 00:23:35,030 --> 00:23:37,818 Yeah like 600, but, that makes it 2000 closer 336 00:23:37,820 --> 00:23:40,168 than Los Angeles, so, what the hell. 337 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:42,358 You live in Los Angeles now? 338 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,798 Yep, for like five years, modeling, 339 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,808 and making cheap exploitation movies. 340 00:23:46,810 --> 00:23:48,818 I'm, Jennifer Kane. 341 00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:50,468 I don't suppose you've seen any. 342 00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:52,858 I, I don't go to the movies. 343 00:23:52,860 --> 00:23:54,748 They're on TV all the time. 344 00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:56,048 I don't have a TV. 345 00:23:56,050 --> 00:23:56,881 I know. 346 00:23:56,883 --> 00:23:59,863 Nor a phone or apparently even a mailbox. 347 00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:04,508 Now, you seem to think that I betrayed you 348 00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:06,588 by moving out of this sinkhole of a town? 349 00:24:06,590 --> 00:24:08,398 But excuse me for wanting to have a life, 350 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,628 I made every effort to stay in touch with you. 351 00:24:10,630 --> 00:24:13,838 I wrote, I tried to call, I sent birthday cards 352 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,225 and Christmas cards, even gifts, and you never even 353 00:24:16,227 --> 00:24:17,598 - acknowledged them! - I never got them! 354 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,638 You never got them, any of them? 355 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,988 Oh, they don't deliver the mail out here anymore, 356 00:24:21,990 --> 00:24:25,498 not since I... 357 00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:26,850 I, anyway I never got them. 358 00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:31,438 You know, this was all a mistake. 359 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:32,608 I'm sorry I came here, 360 00:24:32,610 --> 00:24:35,278 I'm sorry I barged in on your idyllic existence. 361 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,113 I'll just go. 362 00:24:36,990 --> 00:24:40,688 But, just so you know, as far as I was concerned, 363 00:24:40,690 --> 00:24:42,858 we were always friends, we're still friends, 364 00:24:42,860 --> 00:24:45,263 I still love you, so just deal with it! 365 00:24:47,995 --> 00:24:50,004 Well, oh, well wait where are you, 366 00:24:50,006 --> 00:24:51,106 where are you staying? 367 00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:54,568 I don't, I don't know, I was, 368 00:24:54,570 --> 00:24:55,848 gonna look for a place in town, 369 00:24:55,850 --> 00:24:58,568 but I think I pissed off the local deputy. 370 00:24:58,570 --> 00:24:59,988 Sonny Huggins? 371 00:24:59,990 --> 00:25:01,518 I don't know I guess. 372 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,360 Macho guy, kind of a goon? 373 00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:05,858 - That's Sonny. - He was getting fresh 374 00:25:05,860 --> 00:25:08,458 with me in the bar today so I had to pop him one. 375 00:25:08,460 --> 00:25:10,528 - You did? - Yes. 376 00:25:10,530 --> 00:25:11,702 And then I maced him. 377 00:25:11,704 --> 00:25:13,388 That's so funny, 378 00:25:13,390 --> 00:25:15,293 I-I shot him in the ass this morning! 379 00:25:15,295 --> 00:25:17,958 - You what? - I shot him in the ass. 380 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,665 - No you didn't? - Yes! 381 00:25:19,667 --> 00:25:21,028 Oh my... 382 00:25:21,030 --> 00:25:22,818 You actually shot him in the ass? 383 00:25:22,820 --> 00:25:23,720 Yeah. 384 00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:28,062 - Um... - That's funny. 385 00:25:28,064 --> 00:25:30,164 You should stay here tonight. 386 00:25:31,860 --> 00:25:33,048 I don't know are you sure? 387 00:25:33,050 --> 00:25:35,408 I can't imagine you have many house guests here. 388 00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:36,243 Please stay. 389 00:25:40,203 --> 00:25:41,036 Okay. 390 00:26:04,190 --> 00:26:05,838 Hello? 391 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,313 Yeah, this is Sheriff Clarke. 392 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,058 Well that's right, yeah. 393 00:26:10,060 --> 00:26:11,610 What did you find out about it? 394 00:26:13,189 --> 00:26:14,589 A few miles outside of town. 395 00:26:16,980 --> 00:26:18,918 No, it was more like a field. 396 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,418 - Who's that? - Although now that you 397 00:26:20,420 --> 00:26:21,258 mention it, 398 00:26:21,260 --> 00:26:22,378 - Who you talking to? - the tracks were heading 399 00:26:22,380 --> 00:26:23,538 down towards the pond along 400 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:24,546 - the old Crabbe Creek Road. - Oh! 401 00:26:24,548 --> 00:26:25,988 Hey, is this about that barn burning down? 402 00:26:25,990 --> 00:26:28,358 Uh, that's right, Old Crabbe Creek. 403 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:29,298 What about it? 404 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:30,298 - Hey, is this about that - We'd be glad to have 405 00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:31,131 - one of your guys - barn burning down 406 00:26:31,133 --> 00:26:32,938 - last night? - come down her but... 407 00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:34,358 Can't you tell me anything at all? 408 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,948 - Is this about that lost dog? - Will you shut up? 409 00:26:36,950 --> 00:26:38,373 No, not you, I'm sorry. 410 00:26:39,350 --> 00:26:41,068 Yeah all right. 411 00:26:41,070 --> 00:26:42,170 When's he coming down? 412 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,103 This afternoon? 413 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,913 Sure, that'll be fine. 414 00:26:48,130 --> 00:26:49,963 Okay yeah, thanks. 415 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,388 - Who was that? - It was the 416 00:26:57,390 --> 00:26:59,158 State Wildlife Commission. 417 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,528 And you know I hate it when you badger me 418 00:27:00,530 --> 00:27:02,068 when I'm talking on the phone! 419 00:27:02,070 --> 00:27:03,528 What'd they have to say? 420 00:27:03,530 --> 00:27:05,008 Not much. 421 00:27:05,010 --> 00:27:07,033 All questions and no answers. 422 00:27:08,005 --> 00:27:09,618 What the hell is this? 423 00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:11,848 That's an egg white sandwich. 424 00:27:11,850 --> 00:27:15,878 I asked for a bacon, sausage, egg, and extra cheese. 425 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,478 That's better for you. 426 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,568 Last time you had your physical, 427 00:27:18,570 --> 00:27:20,478 your cholesterol was through the roof. 428 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:21,603 Try it, it's good. 429 00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:25,318 Didn't they tell you anything? 430 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:26,398 No. 431 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,598 But something lit a fire under their feet. 432 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,248 They're sending one of their guys down this afternoon. 433 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:32,448 This afternoon? 434 00:27:32,450 --> 00:27:34,368 We only sent them the cast yesterday. 435 00:27:34,370 --> 00:27:37,113 Well, they're sending a guy this afternoon. 436 00:27:37,115 --> 00:27:38,665 Man this thing looks like crap! 437 00:27:40,820 --> 00:27:41,653 What do you got? 438 00:27:43,490 --> 00:27:45,168 Sausage and egg. 439 00:27:45,170 --> 00:27:46,063 With cheese? 440 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,588 Yeah. 441 00:27:48,590 --> 00:27:50,753 Well there ain't nothing wrong with my cholesterol. 442 00:27:52,770 --> 00:27:53,603 Hey! 443 00:27:54,490 --> 00:27:55,323 Have that. 444 00:28:03,020 --> 00:28:03,853 Eat it. 445 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:09,185 It sucks! 446 00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:10,073 Eat it! 447 00:28:11,420 --> 00:28:13,829 Maybe next time you'll get me what I ask for. 448 00:28:22,586 --> 00:28:24,668 So that's how you made your living, huh? 449 00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:26,938 - Looking like that? - That's right. 450 00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:28,208 What's the point of being good looking 451 00:28:28,210 --> 00:28:29,868 if you don't get paid for it? 452 00:28:29,870 --> 00:28:32,372 - You should try it. - Yeah. 453 00:28:32,374 --> 00:28:35,318 No I'm serious, come back to LA with me. 454 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,698 I can introduce you to my agent, 455 00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:37,818 you're a good looking girl, 456 00:28:37,820 --> 00:28:38,658 he can get you some work. 457 00:28:38,660 --> 00:28:40,241 No thanks. 458 00:28:40,243 --> 00:28:42,028 I-I, haven't got the boobs. 459 00:28:42,030 --> 00:28:43,438 Oh what are you talking about? 460 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,778 You have adorable boobs. 461 00:28:44,780 --> 00:28:46,418 How would you know? 462 00:28:46,420 --> 00:28:47,868 Because I've seen them. 463 00:28:47,870 --> 00:28:50,538 - When? - High school, gym class? 464 00:28:50,540 --> 00:28:52,068 Oh... 465 00:28:52,070 --> 00:28:54,598 Well, I think they're a little bigger now. 466 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,298 I should hope so. 467 00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:57,693 - What? - Oh, nothing. 468 00:28:59,470 --> 00:29:02,946 Hey listen, in those movies you do, 469 00:29:02,948 --> 00:29:04,708 do you ever have to take your clothes off? 470 00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:07,168 - Sometimes. - In front of all those 471 00:29:07,170 --> 00:29:08,943 - guys you work with? - Yeah. 472 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,168 And those movies are shown all over the world. 473 00:29:13,170 --> 00:29:14,898 And guys watch them. 474 00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:17,048 And you know what those guys do when 475 00:29:17,050 --> 00:29:18,713 they watch you naked, don't you? 476 00:29:21,810 --> 00:29:23,923 Man I could never do anything like that. 477 00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:26,833 No I guess not. 478 00:29:28,249 --> 00:29:29,888 Not me. 479 00:29:29,890 --> 00:29:32,558 So, what do you do? 480 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:33,568 What do you mean? 481 00:29:33,570 --> 00:29:34,888 Well, how do you support yourself, 482 00:29:34,890 --> 00:29:35,728 what do you do for money? 483 00:29:35,730 --> 00:29:37,953 Um, I'm okay. 484 00:29:39,310 --> 00:29:40,263 What is okay? 485 00:29:41,850 --> 00:29:44,238 Um, my parents left me some money, 486 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,863 and, and my Uncle Ray invested it, so, I do fine. 487 00:29:48,770 --> 00:29:51,698 So, you just hang around here all day? 488 00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:54,408 Well, I take care of the property. 489 00:29:54,410 --> 00:29:56,803 Um, I protect the things that live here. 490 00:29:57,970 --> 00:29:59,143 I keep people away. 491 00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:02,898 Hey, you know what we should do? 492 00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:04,158 We should go out tonight. 493 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,378 Oh, no. 494 00:30:05,380 --> 00:30:06,918 Oh come on, it'll be fun! 495 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,508 I haven't been back in five years! 496 00:30:08,510 --> 00:30:10,088 I want to see some of the old places! 497 00:30:10,090 --> 00:30:12,588 I don't leave the pond at night. 498 00:30:12,590 --> 00:30:14,258 - You go. - No, you have to come. 499 00:30:14,260 --> 00:30:15,748 It won't be the same without you. 500 00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:17,593 We can get a pizza at Antonio's? 501 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:22,078 Boy, I don't remember the last time I had pizza. 502 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,248 Remember that time we went 503 00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:25,238 and Nick Gordon came in with his girlfriend? 504 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,548 Chastity! 505 00:30:26,550 --> 00:30:28,338 Boy talk about false advertising! 506 00:30:28,340 --> 00:30:29,988 Yeah, she started ragging on you, 507 00:30:29,990 --> 00:30:31,778 so you poured that hot sauce down her pants. 508 00:30:31,780 --> 00:30:33,088 And she said it was burning so you put 509 00:30:33,090 --> 00:30:34,428 a pitcher of ice water down her ass... 510 00:30:34,430 --> 00:30:36,723 Oh, we were a hell of a team. 511 00:30:38,060 --> 00:30:40,003 Come on, it'll be fun, you have to. 512 00:30:42,770 --> 00:30:43,870 I'll think about it. 513 00:31:01,180 --> 00:31:03,263 Don't tell me you can't do anything! 514 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,258 My Basel has been gone since early this morning 515 00:31:06,260 --> 00:31:07,672 and he never disappears without telling me 516 00:31:07,674 --> 00:31:09,938 - where he's goin'! - I'm sorry Mrs. Tromby, 517 00:31:09,940 --> 00:31:12,448 there's really nothing I can do about it at this stage. 518 00:31:12,450 --> 00:31:14,948 I'll keep my eyes open, and if I see Basel, 519 00:31:14,950 --> 00:31:17,438 I'll send him home to you, that's all. 520 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,998 Can't you put out a bulletin, call the State Police? 521 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,948 This is a domestic issue, the state won't get involved. 522 00:31:22,950 --> 00:31:25,028 Why don't you just go on home and wait for him? 523 00:31:25,030 --> 00:31:26,588 He's bound to show up sooner or later. 524 00:31:26,590 --> 00:31:28,628 You're useless, this is useless. 525 00:31:28,630 --> 00:31:30,548 I don't even know what I pay taxes for. 526 00:31:30,550 --> 00:31:32,010 I don't know Mrs. Tromby. 527 00:31:36,378 --> 00:31:37,961 Husband take off? 528 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,678 Basel's her toy poodle. 529 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,368 Nasty little bastard. 530 00:31:42,370 --> 00:31:44,770 A lot of small animals go missing around here? 531 00:31:45,930 --> 00:31:48,568 No more than most places I don't reckon. 532 00:31:48,570 --> 00:31:50,328 Mind telling me who you are? 533 00:31:50,330 --> 00:31:51,430 Stewart MacKendrick. 534 00:31:52,730 --> 00:31:54,318 State Wildlife Commission. 535 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:55,638 Oh yeah, right. 536 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:56,471 Good to meet you. 537 00:31:56,473 --> 00:31:58,898 And what's the verdict on that cast we sent? 538 00:31:58,900 --> 00:32:00,858 Well, we're going to need a little more information 539 00:32:00,860 --> 00:32:02,118 before I can be positive. 540 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,820 But you have an idea or, you wouldn't be here. 541 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,273 Can you take me to the place where you found the tracks? 542 00:32:10,127 --> 00:32:11,053 - No. - No? 543 00:32:14,330 --> 00:32:17,598 Mr. MacKendrick, I'm not one of those small town Sheriffs 544 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,538 you see on TV, I don't piece together clues, 545 00:32:20,540 --> 00:32:23,238 and I don't solve mysteries every week. 546 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,548 I break up fights and, hand out traffic tickets. 547 00:32:26,550 --> 00:32:28,348 And I'm fine with that. 548 00:32:28,350 --> 00:32:31,368 'Cause I don't like mysteries, they confuse me, 549 00:32:31,370 --> 00:32:33,438 and they piss me off. 550 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,188 So if we're gonna get along, 551 00:32:35,190 --> 00:32:36,940 you gotta be a lot less mysterious. 552 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,548 Fair enough. 553 00:32:40,550 --> 00:32:42,528 Help yourself. 554 00:32:42,530 --> 00:32:43,918 I suspect that the tracks you sent me 555 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,570 belong to Decapod crustacean of the order, Brachyura. 556 00:32:48,110 --> 00:32:49,942 Dumb it down for me. 557 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:52,918 A crab. 558 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,158 That'd be one big ass crab. 559 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:55,993 Yes it would. 560 00:32:57,030 --> 00:32:59,826 The largest known crab is the Beringer King Crab. 561 00:32:59,828 --> 00:33:01,330 The one that made those tracks would be, 562 00:33:01,332 --> 00:33:03,303 , substantially bigger. 563 00:33:04,490 --> 00:33:06,298 I thought crabs were saltwater animals. 564 00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:10,426 No, there are over 1300 species of freshwater crab. 565 00:33:10,428 --> 00:33:12,478 Though you don't normally see them this far north. 566 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:13,948 They're pretty interesting creatures. 567 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:17,148 They can breath on land, live in caves, hollow tree trunks. 568 00:33:17,150 --> 00:33:19,753 They're nocturnal animals, foraging at night. 569 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:21,938 And unlike saltwater crabs, 570 00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:23,798 which lay thousands of eggs and abandon them, 571 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,588 freshwater crab will lay only a few eggs, 572 00:33:25,590 --> 00:33:27,808 and look after their young when they've hatched. 573 00:33:27,810 --> 00:33:29,108 Charming. 574 00:33:29,110 --> 00:33:31,637 Do they rip down barns and slaughter cattle? 575 00:33:31,639 --> 00:33:33,383 Not as a rule. 576 00:33:34,860 --> 00:33:36,853 Do you want to show me where you found the tracks now? 577 00:33:38,980 --> 00:33:39,977 Sure. 578 00:33:39,979 --> 00:33:41,468 So you think a crab 579 00:33:41,470 --> 00:33:42,303 did that huh? 580 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:44,333 No. 581 00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:47,776 I said these tracks were made by a crab. 582 00:33:47,778 --> 00:33:51,298 For all I know, someone drove a bulldozer through that wall. 583 00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:53,408 Funny, that's what I said. 584 00:33:53,410 --> 00:33:55,868 Did you notice these little tracks? 585 00:33:55,870 --> 00:33:56,703 No. 586 00:33:57,630 --> 00:33:59,080 They're all over the place. 587 00:34:04,740 --> 00:34:07,646 I would say the creatures that made these tracks were about, 588 00:34:07,648 --> 00:34:09,998 1/10 the size of the larger one. 589 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,258 Creatures? 590 00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:12,910 Too many to be just one animal. 591 00:34:14,210 --> 00:34:16,898 - Babies? - I don't know. 592 00:34:16,900 --> 00:34:20,586 Maybe, or just smaller variants, I don't know. 593 00:34:20,588 --> 00:34:24,513 I'm not being mysterious, I just don't know. 594 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,923 Mind if I look around for a little on my own? 595 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,538 Can't wait for you. 596 00:34:30,540 --> 00:34:32,366 I'll find my way back. 597 00:34:32,368 --> 00:34:33,811 Eh, suit yourself. 598 00:37:03,625 --> 00:37:07,567 What the hell do you think you're doing? 599 00:37:07,569 --> 00:37:10,293 I said, what the hell do you think you're doing? 600 00:37:10,295 --> 00:37:12,229 You, you startled the life out of me! 601 00:37:12,231 --> 00:37:13,668 What, what's the gun for? 602 00:37:13,670 --> 00:37:16,838 It's for people who don't give me straight answers! 603 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,928 I usually start shooting by the third time 604 00:37:18,930 --> 00:37:20,398 I have to ask a question! 605 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,893 - Now I said... - Stop! 606 00:37:22,810 --> 00:37:23,928 I'm Stewart MacKendrick, 607 00:37:23,930 --> 00:37:26,038 I'm with the State Wildlife Commission! 608 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,638 I was asked to come down here by Sheriff Clarke 609 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,039 to investigate some unusual tracks that he found. 610 00:37:30,041 --> 00:37:32,488 - Run! - What? 611 00:37:32,490 --> 00:37:34,628 You are on my property! 612 00:37:34,630 --> 00:37:37,118 You have five seconds to get off of my property, 613 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,078 now I advise you to start running! 614 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:39,928 Let me, let me explain! 615 00:37:39,930 --> 00:37:41,849 - One! - Just give me a second! 616 00:37:41,851 --> 00:37:42,684 Two! 617 00:37:43,582 --> 00:37:44,749 Look, a UFO! 618 00:37:46,462 --> 00:37:47,700 Three four five! 619 00:38:01,150 --> 00:38:02,559 Come on Moe, give me a beer! 620 00:38:02,561 --> 00:38:04,794 ask you, you have no ID. 621 00:38:04,796 --> 00:38:06,399 But you know I'm over 21! 622 00:38:06,401 --> 00:38:07,663 - But can you prove it? - Prove it? 623 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,568 You've known me my whole life! 624 00:38:10,570 --> 00:38:12,348 You sold me my first fake ID! 625 00:38:12,350 --> 00:38:13,538 That's not the point! 626 00:38:13,540 --> 00:38:14,948 I'm required by law to see the ID 627 00:38:14,950 --> 00:38:15,794 of anyone under the age 628 00:38:15,796 --> 00:38:16,833 of 27. 629 00:38:16,835 --> 00:38:17,668 27? 630 00:38:18,790 --> 00:38:20,358 Come on give me a beer! 631 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:21,418 If you're gonna be disorderly, 632 00:38:21,420 --> 00:38:23,170 I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 633 00:38:24,310 --> 00:38:26,831 Hey Daisy, buy me a beer. 634 00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:28,508 Hey, Sketch, buy you're own. 635 00:38:28,510 --> 00:38:30,270 This asshole won't let me. 636 00:38:30,272 --> 00:38:32,611 You look tired Daisy. 637 00:38:32,613 --> 00:38:34,238 I am tired. 638 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,478 Hard day on the mattress baby. 639 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:40,478 You know what, I bet you can't even remember 640 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,744 the last time you had a hard day at the mattress. 641 00:38:46,178 --> 00:38:48,559 Nice, nice burn Daisy, buy me a beer? 642 00:38:48,561 --> 00:38:49,603 - Get bent. - Aw... 643 00:38:51,542 --> 00:38:53,778 How 'bout a martini, Moe. 644 00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:55,583 Martini, really? 645 00:38:55,585 --> 00:38:57,085 Martini, really. 646 00:38:58,932 --> 00:39:00,885 Uh, we're all out of olives. 647 00:39:00,887 --> 00:39:03,023 That's all right, I'm on a diet anyway. 648 00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:10,775 I just got back from a date with the biggest loser ever! 649 00:39:10,777 --> 00:39:13,428 Is that what you call it now, Daisy? 650 00:39:13,430 --> 00:39:14,263 Dates? 651 00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:20,220 Can it! 652 00:39:24,403 --> 00:39:26,798 Ugh, gee Moe, are you ever gonna learn 653 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,138 how to make a decent martini? 654 00:39:29,140 --> 00:39:32,583 You're the only one who ever asks for 'em! 655 00:39:32,585 --> 00:39:36,318 Ugh, forget it, what do I owe you? 656 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,338 No charge. 657 00:39:38,340 --> 00:39:40,108 But next time order a scotch or something all right? 658 00:39:40,110 --> 00:39:41,688 I'm getting sick and tired of tossing 659 00:39:41,690 --> 00:39:43,263 gin and vermouth down the drain! 660 00:39:44,203 --> 00:39:45,570 - Piss off. - Yeah... 661 00:39:47,690 --> 00:39:50,148 Okay, which one of you losers, 662 00:39:50,150 --> 00:39:52,158 can give me a ride home? 663 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,888 Oh come on, one of yous has to be going my way! 664 00:39:54,890 --> 00:39:56,670 Uh I, I can give you a lift. 665 00:39:56,672 --> 00:39:57,503 Huh? 666 00:39:57,505 --> 00:39:58,508 The way you drive? 667 00:39:58,510 --> 00:40:00,133 I want to get home in one piece! 668 00:40:01,042 --> 00:40:02,158 What do you mean, everybody knows I'm 669 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:03,540 the best driver in town! 670 00:40:03,542 --> 00:40:06,288 best driver in town then, I'll walk! 671 00:40:06,290 --> 00:40:08,540 Hey Daisy, maybe you can find another date! 672 00:40:11,729 --> 00:40:13,181 Hoo! 673 00:40:14,850 --> 00:40:17,023 Damn Moe you can't make a martini. 674 00:40:27,428 --> 00:40:28,678 Oh... 675 00:40:38,883 --> 00:40:41,167 Come on Daisy get in, I'll give you a lift. 676 00:40:42,159 --> 00:40:47,159 Oh my god, I thought something was chasing me! 677 00:40:48,383 --> 00:40:50,786 Maybe you can do something for me sometime. 678 00:40:50,788 --> 00:40:51,788 Come on Dais, 679 00:40:51,790 --> 00:40:52,965 just a quickie! 680 00:40:52,967 --> 00:40:53,967 I said no! 681 00:40:55,378 --> 00:40:56,675 Uh, every time you come in that bar Daisy 682 00:40:56,677 --> 00:40:57,618 you just make me nuts! 683 00:40:57,620 --> 00:41:00,148 Well control your nuts, you're a married man, Moe! 684 00:41:00,150 --> 00:41:01,598 I won't tell my wife! 685 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:02,810 - Come on! - I said no! 686 00:41:04,293 --> 00:41:05,598 - God! - What's the matter? 687 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,598 I'm not good enough for you or something, is that it? 688 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,668 Yeah, that's it! 689 00:41:09,670 --> 00:41:11,360 - Oh god... - Really. 690 00:41:12,677 --> 00:41:15,719 Here's 50 bucks, what'll that buy me? 691 00:41:15,721 --> 00:41:17,941 Oh, you want to know, you want to know what, smarty? 692 00:41:17,943 --> 00:41:18,774 Huh? 693 00:41:18,776 --> 00:41:20,988 - That! - Hey, that was 50 bucks! 694 00:41:20,990 --> 00:41:22,778 I have never had sex for money, 695 00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:24,448 I will never have sex for money, 696 00:41:24,450 --> 00:41:26,268 and if I ever did have sex for money 697 00:41:26,270 --> 00:41:27,268 it wouldn't be with a pig 698 00:41:27,270 --> 00:41:28,122 like you! 699 00:41:28,124 --> 00:41:29,660 Oh, jeez! 700 00:41:29,662 --> 00:41:31,735 Ow... 701 00:41:31,737 --> 00:41:34,708 Day , Daisy, Daisy, come on wait, Daisy! 702 00:41:34,710 --> 00:41:36,138 I'm sorry, Daisy, Daisy! 703 00:41:36,140 --> 00:41:38,238 I'll give you a ride home, I promise! 704 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:39,131 Daisy! 705 00:41:46,700 --> 00:41:48,638 Daisy, Daisy! 706 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,218 Come on, Dais, I'm sorry! 707 00:41:50,220 --> 00:41:52,888 Day, come, get back in the truck, Daisy! 708 00:41:52,890 --> 00:41:55,377 Oh Daisy, come on! 709 00:41:55,379 --> 00:41:56,943 Come on, Daisy! 710 00:41:59,915 --> 00:42:02,358 Uh, I'm sorry! 711 00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,628 Daisy, I said I was sorry, what the hell more do you want? 712 00:42:04,630 --> 00:42:06,498 I want you to leave me the hell alone! 713 00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:08,369 Daisy come on, I'll give you a ride home, don't... 714 00:42:17,030 --> 00:42:18,999 Stupid, dumb... 715 00:42:20,570 --> 00:42:21,401 Woo! 716 00:42:21,403 --> 00:42:23,169 What is it? 717 00:42:23,171 --> 00:42:25,110 God damn giant spiders! 718 00:42:25,112 --> 00:42:28,647 Spiders, no, no, I hate spiders! 719 00:42:28,649 --> 00:42:29,809 God damn, 720 00:42:29,811 --> 00:42:31,638 giant spiders! 721 00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:32,473 Ah! 722 00:43:32,043 --> 00:43:34,993 - Nah, no, nah... - It's me, it's me, it's me! 723 00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:45,161 There's spider, spiders everywhere! 724 00:43:47,015 --> 00:43:50,001 Spiders, that was a crab, a big ass crab! 725 00:43:52,447 --> 00:43:53,677 What are you doing, we gotta get out of here! 726 00:43:58,438 --> 00:44:00,737 - Got one! - You're insane! 727 00:44:00,739 --> 00:44:02,057 We gotta get out of here! 728 00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:05,114 Two for one! 729 00:44:05,116 --> 00:44:07,260 You don't know who you're messing with,! 730 00:44:13,885 --> 00:44:16,543 Oh my god! 731 00:44:20,112 --> 00:44:21,068 And it's gonna get us, it's gonna get us! 732 00:44:21,070 --> 00:44:24,269 Go go go go go go! 733 00:44:24,271 --> 00:44:25,104 Go go go! 734 00:44:44,642 --> 00:44:48,708 That was awesome! 735 00:45:46,195 --> 00:45:47,668 - Hello? - Dale? 736 00:45:47,670 --> 00:45:50,698 - Yeah, hello? - Dale, it's MacKenzie. 737 00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:52,418 What are you doing calling me at home? 738 00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:53,398 This couldn't wait. 739 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:54,678 I just sent you some pictures. 740 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,049 Check 'em out, will you? 741 00:45:56,051 --> 00:45:57,001 - Now? - Yeah now. 742 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,330 Hold on. 743 00:46:03,190 --> 00:46:05,808 Hey, what the hell is this stuff? 744 00:46:05,810 --> 00:46:07,778 The first ones are egg sacks, 745 00:46:07,780 --> 00:46:09,478 but they're the size of footballs. 746 00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,463 The others are discarded exoskeleton. 747 00:46:12,580 --> 00:46:14,478 How, how big? 748 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:15,858 About eight feet across. 749 00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:20,041 - Holy crap. - Say it, say I was right. 750 00:46:20,043 --> 00:46:21,498 You were right. 751 00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:24,438 Those prints came from a gigantic frickin' crab! 752 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,158 But where did it come from? 753 00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:27,298 I don't know. 754 00:46:27,300 --> 00:46:29,235 I got chased off the property by some crazy lady with 755 00:46:29,237 --> 00:46:32,068 a shotgun before I could investigate any further. 756 00:46:32,070 --> 00:46:35,108 But listen, I'm gonna need you to do some digging, 757 00:46:35,110 --> 00:46:36,518 to find anything in the area that may have been 758 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,998 responsible for that form of mutation. 759 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,138 You mean like H-bomb tests, mad scientists... 760 00:46:42,140 --> 00:46:44,688 Yeah, the usual suspects. 761 00:46:44,690 --> 00:46:45,952 I'm gonna go get a drink. 762 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,433 Hey, come here a second. 763 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,710 - I asked for scotch. - Uh-hmm. 764 00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:57,880 This isn't scotch. 765 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:00,968 I think it's tequila. 766 00:47:00,970 --> 00:47:01,803 Is it? 767 00:47:02,670 --> 00:47:04,126 Don't you know? 768 00:47:04,128 --> 00:47:05,658 What kind of bartender are you? 769 00:47:05,660 --> 00:47:07,248 I'm not a bartender. 770 00:47:07,250 --> 00:47:10,028 I, I work down the street at a garage, man. 771 00:47:10,030 --> 00:47:11,205 What? 772 00:47:11,207 --> 00:47:13,668 The real guy, Moe, 773 00:47:13,670 --> 00:47:16,558 he took off and told me to take part of his job, 774 00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,165 until he got back, and now I haven't seen him 775 00:47:19,167 --> 00:47:22,738 for a long time, and I've been here working. 776 00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:25,478 You know is there anything else I can get you? 777 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,303 No, this is fine. 778 00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,498 I really don't think this is a good idea. 779 00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:44,508 I want to go home. 780 00:47:44,510 --> 00:47:46,038 No you don't. 781 00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,068 Besides, you look cute as hell. 782 00:47:48,070 --> 00:47:49,358 Come on, it'll be fun. 783 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:50,193 Let's go. 784 00:48:01,970 --> 00:48:03,737 Hey, Melissa, how are you doing? 785 00:48:03,739 --> 00:48:04,873 What are you doing here? 786 00:48:04,875 --> 00:48:06,448 What are you doing out of your cage? 787 00:48:06,450 --> 00:48:08,850 Huh, what can I do for yous? 788 00:48:08,852 --> 00:48:10,713 I don't know, what's he having? 789 00:48:11,638 --> 00:48:12,854 I guess some tequila. 790 00:48:12,856 --> 00:48:13,689 Uh-huh. 791 00:48:17,660 --> 00:48:20,373 Tequila it is. 792 00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:24,268 I'll have one, and another one for this gentleman. 793 00:48:24,270 --> 00:48:25,815 What do you want? 794 00:48:25,817 --> 00:48:27,448 I don't know. 795 00:48:27,450 --> 00:48:30,558 - Ginger ale. - Please. 796 00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,422 Get her a dry white wine. 797 00:48:32,424 --> 00:48:34,026 Huh, good luck. 798 00:48:34,028 --> 00:48:35,228 What's that 799 00:48:35,230 --> 00:48:36,948 - supposed to mean? - Well as a bartender, 800 00:48:36,950 --> 00:48:38,638 here's a fine mechanic. 801 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,288 Yeah that's true. 802 00:48:40,290 --> 00:48:42,266 I work down the street as a mechanic, 803 00:48:42,268 --> 00:48:43,099 - and what's more... - Are you getting them 804 00:48:43,101 --> 00:48:43,934 a drink or no? 805 00:48:46,230 --> 00:48:47,061 So I take it you're 806 00:48:47,063 --> 00:48:48,143 not from around here? 807 00:48:49,050 --> 00:48:50,698 Right back at you. 808 00:48:50,700 --> 00:48:51,588 I'm Jennifer. 809 00:48:51,590 --> 00:48:52,890 This is my friend Melissa. 810 00:48:53,990 --> 00:48:55,378 Stewart. 811 00:48:55,380 --> 00:48:56,598 Stewart MacKendrick. 812 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:57,878 Stewart MacKendrick? 813 00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:00,248 Where's your Clyde Ferguson accent? 814 00:49:00,250 --> 00:49:02,978 Oh you must be thinking of my grandfather. 815 00:49:02,980 --> 00:49:04,480 What brings you around here? 816 00:49:06,420 --> 00:49:08,333 I'm with the State Wildlife Commission. 817 00:49:09,250 --> 00:49:10,838 That sounds glamorous. 818 00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:12,128 Actually right now it's a little more 819 00:49:12,130 --> 00:49:13,485 interesting than you might think. 820 00:49:13,487 --> 00:49:16,458 I'm down here investigating some unusual animal tracks. 821 00:49:16,460 --> 00:49:18,778 What, like Bigfoot or something? 822 00:49:18,780 --> 00:49:20,293 That's not too far off. 823 00:49:21,887 --> 00:49:23,978 You want to get a table? 824 00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:25,053 Want to join us? 825 00:49:26,178 --> 00:49:28,437 Yeah, why not? 826 00:49:28,439 --> 00:49:30,038 I'm fine here. 827 00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:31,588 - Come on Melissa! - Hey, come on, 828 00:49:31,590 --> 00:49:33,147 it's not every day a science geek like me 829 00:49:33,149 --> 00:49:34,888 gets to hang out with two beautiful women. 830 00:49:34,890 --> 00:49:36,318 I said I'm fine here! 831 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:37,550 Melissa, please! 832 00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:40,158 Maybe this was a mistake. 833 00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:41,218 Do you want to just go? 834 00:49:41,220 --> 00:49:42,053 Yes! 835 00:49:45,130 --> 00:49:45,973 Gimme a beer! 836 00:49:48,750 --> 00:49:49,583 You! 837 00:49:51,190 --> 00:49:52,198 And you! 838 00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,148 Oh this is too good! 839 00:49:56,150 --> 00:49:59,584 And there ain't no Uncle Sheriff around to protect you now! 840 00:49:59,586 --> 00:50:01,458 The two of you are gonna come down to the station 841 00:50:01,460 --> 00:50:04,198 with me, oh and when we get there oh boy 842 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:07,218 that's when the fun is gonna start! 843 00:50:07,220 --> 00:50:08,365 Come on! 844 00:50:08,367 --> 00:50:09,471 - Hey, hey, hold on! - Hey,! 845 00:50:09,473 --> 00:50:11,131 Butt out, buddy! 846 00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:12,818 - Get off,! - Hold on! 847 00:50:12,820 --> 00:50:13,848 - Hey! - Calm down pal! 848 00:50:13,850 --> 00:50:15,236 - Can't you read the sign? - I said hold on! 849 00:50:15,238 --> 00:50:16,170 No fighting! 850 00:50:16,172 --> 00:50:17,003 Oosh! 851 00:50:17,005 --> 00:50:19,548 If you're fighting, you're not allowed back in! 852 00:50:20,550 --> 00:50:22,152 Get out of the bar! 853 00:50:23,730 --> 00:50:25,368 - Go,! - Oh! 854 00:50:25,370 --> 00:50:26,534 Oh! 855 00:50:26,536 --> 00:50:27,617 Oh god! 856 00:50:27,619 --> 00:50:29,152 - Can't you see that sign? - God! 857 00:50:29,154 --> 00:50:30,574 - Get out of the bar, - Get... 858 00:50:30,576 --> 00:50:31,969 get out of the bar! 859 00:50:31,971 --> 00:50:33,052 Call the police Joe! 860 00:50:33,054 --> 00:50:34,010 Get off of me! 861 00:50:34,012 --> 00:50:35,331 down here! 862 00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:36,748 Get out of the bar! 863 00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:38,078 Come on, you can't hit girls! 864 00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:39,508 Hey asshole! 865 00:50:39,510 --> 00:50:40,343 What? 866 00:50:41,490 --> 00:50:42,998 Let's take this outside. 867 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,638 You gotta be kidding! 868 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,018 You, me, let's go! 869 00:50:47,020 --> 00:50:48,878 I don't fight chicks. 870 00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:49,730 Are you scared? 871 00:50:51,850 --> 00:50:53,700 But I'll make an exception for you. 872 00:50:59,076 --> 00:51:03,180 When she kicks his ass, I will never live this down. 873 00:51:12,999 --> 00:51:13,830 What the hell is this? 874 00:51:13,832 --> 00:51:16,524 It some kind of chop saki, bullshit... 875 00:51:19,390 --> 00:51:22,033 Oh, oh I'm gonna enjoy this! 876 00:51:32,558 --> 00:51:35,298 Ooh, ah! 877 00:51:39,673 --> 00:51:41,173 Son of a, bitch! 878 00:51:47,677 --> 00:51:50,783 I've been doing action films for five years! 879 00:51:51,770 --> 00:51:53,709 Had some damn good trainers! 880 00:52:10,859 --> 00:52:11,690 Oh my god 881 00:52:11,692 --> 00:52:13,728 you should have seen them, they were all over the road! 882 00:52:13,730 --> 00:52:15,838 Crabs, they must have been this big, 883 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:16,671 - they were huge! - Crabs? 884 00:52:16,673 --> 00:52:17,961 Uh, what's this about crabs? 885 00:52:17,963 --> 00:52:19,558 Huge, on the road, like this big! 886 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,828 - Ask Daisy! - They killed Moe! 887 00:52:21,830 --> 00:52:23,418 What's this? 888 00:52:23,420 --> 00:52:24,888 - They killed who? - All right, take me 889 00:52:24,890 --> 00:52:26,168 to where you saw these things. 890 00:52:26,170 --> 00:52:27,348 I have to change a tire first. 891 00:52:27,350 --> 00:52:28,458 No time, let's go! 892 00:52:28,460 --> 00:52:29,728 Wait a second, 893 00:52:29,730 --> 00:52:31,149 - who got killed? - So is, everybody nuts in 894 00:52:31,151 --> 00:52:31,982 - this town? - Who got killed? 895 00:52:31,984 --> 00:52:33,437 I have to go home right now! 896 00:52:33,439 --> 00:52:36,043 - All right. - Will somebody listen to me? 897 00:52:39,307 --> 00:52:40,653 I'm the law around here! 898 00:52:44,921 --> 00:52:45,754 Aw crap. 899 00:52:49,370 --> 00:52:51,208 Okay how many of them were there all together? 900 00:52:51,210 --> 00:52:53,748 Uh, four, five, maybe six! 901 00:52:53,750 --> 00:52:56,118 Where'd these things come from anyways? 902 00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,623 That's what I'm trying to figure out. 903 00:52:58,740 --> 00:53:01,918 Look, I was at some old ruin in the woods today, 904 00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:04,079 and some crazy lady came after me with a shotgun. 905 00:53:05,057 --> 00:53:07,389 Yeah, that's Sally Rae, she's a hoot huh? 906 00:53:07,391 --> 00:53:08,501 Do you know where this place is? 907 00:53:08,503 --> 00:53:09,334 Yeah. 908 00:53:09,336 --> 00:53:10,167 All right, take me there! 909 00:53:10,169 --> 00:53:12,347 What am I, you're chouffeur? 910 00:53:13,308 --> 00:53:14,788 All right I'll pay you 50 bucks! 911 00:53:14,790 --> 00:53:16,058 Okay. 912 00:53:16,060 --> 00:53:17,078 Great, let me get this straight! 913 00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,168 Your best friend is a giant crab? 914 00:53:19,170 --> 00:53:21,818 Well, he wasn't giant when I got him! 915 00:53:21,820 --> 00:53:24,388 - He just sort of, grew! - What... 916 00:53:24,390 --> 00:53:26,638 My, my father was working on some kind of formula. 917 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:27,748 I don't know what it was, 918 00:53:27,750 --> 00:53:30,528 all he ever told me was that it made things big, 919 00:53:30,530 --> 00:53:33,122 like I was some stupid little kid or something. 920 00:53:33,124 --> 00:53:36,068 And, and, I was feeding Peewee food from the lab maybe, 921 00:53:36,070 --> 00:53:38,400 and I noticed that he was getting pretty big for a crab. 922 00:53:38,402 --> 00:53:40,118 But it was gradual, uh, 923 00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,598 like, like the Amanda Bellamy gained all that weight 924 00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,178 but no one realized because it was a little at a time? 925 00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:46,798 Amanda Bellamy didn't get as big as a house! 926 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,598 Well, you didn't see her in her prom dress. 927 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,208 And she didn't kill innocent people! 928 00:53:50,210 --> 00:53:52,298 No, Goliath would never kill anyone! 929 00:53:52,300 --> 00:53:53,468 - Goliath? - Well I couldn't 930 00:53:53,470 --> 00:53:55,538 very well keep calling him Peewee! 931 00:53:55,540 --> 00:53:58,888 Anyways, he-he's gentle, uh, he never even leaves the pond! 932 00:53:58,890 --> 00:54:00,477 So where is he now? 933 00:54:00,479 --> 00:54:01,663 I don't know. 934 00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:06,282 Something is going on, I just don't know what it is. 935 00:54:06,284 --> 00:54:08,362 So what are those things? 936 00:54:08,364 --> 00:54:09,648 Those are the egg sacks. 937 00:54:09,650 --> 00:54:11,674 Those little crabs you saw? 938 00:54:11,676 --> 00:54:14,775 That's where they came from. 939 00:54:14,777 --> 00:54:18,398 And that big beauty, that's the exoskeleton. 940 00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:19,398 Crab shells don't grow, 941 00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,058 so every few years they shed the old shell 942 00:54:21,060 --> 00:54:22,010 and grow a new one. 943 00:54:23,577 --> 00:54:26,268 So the big one I saw was the mamma crab. 944 00:54:26,270 --> 00:54:27,103 Yeah. 945 00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:32,118 Which must mean, there's, there's a 946 00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:34,418 poppa crab around here too. 947 00:54:34,420 --> 00:54:36,923 Hmm, not necessarily. 948 00:54:38,390 --> 00:54:40,868 Male sperm can lay dormant in a female for years, 949 00:54:40,870 --> 00:54:42,803 decades even with a monster this size. 950 00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:48,598 So, so these guys could have hooked up years ago 951 00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:50,333 and they're just having babies now? 952 00:54:50,335 --> 00:54:52,135 That's right. 953 00:54:53,237 --> 00:54:55,323 Man I'm glad it doesn't work that way with people. 954 00:54:57,184 --> 00:54:58,017 Sh! 955 00:55:02,099 --> 00:55:06,759 Let's go. 956 00:55:26,188 --> 00:55:29,668 Gross! 957 00:55:29,670 --> 00:55:30,898 Look at that! 958 00:55:34,874 --> 00:55:36,291 It's fascinating! 959 00:55:37,315 --> 00:55:39,873 Are those the babies? 960 00:55:39,875 --> 00:55:41,388 That's right. 961 00:55:41,390 --> 00:55:44,292 Normally it would take up to two weeks to hatch. 962 00:55:44,294 --> 00:55:46,650 But a mutation this size, I don't know. 963 00:55:47,624 --> 00:55:48,457 Ugh... 964 00:56:24,422 --> 00:56:25,839 Oh this is gross! 965 00:56:29,304 --> 00:56:30,760 Sh! 966 00:56:30,762 --> 00:56:32,491 - Uh! - Come on. 967 00:56:32,493 --> 00:56:34,331 Who's that on my land? 968 00:56:34,333 --> 00:56:35,978 Huh, it's Sally Rae! 969 00:56:35,980 --> 00:56:37,600 - Hey, Sal... - No no! 970 00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:40,773 Uh, hey Sal, it's me Sketch? 971 00:56:42,054 --> 00:56:42,904 Sketch? 972 00:56:45,092 --> 00:56:46,918 Look at these! 973 00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,910 - What are they? - Crab eggs! 974 00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:51,390 Crab eggs? 975 00:56:52,300 --> 00:56:53,930 Sketch, you're full of crap! 976 00:56:53,932 --> 00:56:56,738 There ain't no crab big enough to lay eggs this size! 977 00:56:56,740 --> 00:56:57,598 No I aint! 978 00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:58,969 I saw it with my own eyes! 979 00:56:58,971 --> 00:57:00,688 It's as big as a bus! 980 00:57:00,690 --> 00:57:01,690 Telling the truth. 981 00:57:04,250 --> 00:57:06,215 That what made these tracks? 982 00:57:06,217 --> 00:57:07,050 That's right. 983 00:57:08,167 --> 00:57:10,258 And these things are gonna hatch? 984 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:12,698 You mean there's gonna be giant baby crabs 985 00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:14,010 running all over my land? 986 00:57:14,907 --> 00:57:16,095 That's right. 987 00:57:16,097 --> 00:57:18,425 Oh, the hell with that! 988 00:57:22,435 --> 00:57:23,665 Don't, don't! 989 00:57:23,667 --> 00:57:24,903 Aw! 990 00:57:45,142 --> 00:57:45,973 Get the hell out of here man. 991 00:57:45,975 --> 00:57:46,986 Good idea! 992 00:57:49,252 --> 00:57:51,482 Oh! 993 00:57:53,075 --> 00:57:53,908 Oh, oh! 994 00:58:22,895 --> 00:58:25,658 Ah! 995 00:58:25,660 --> 00:58:26,491 Stop! 996 00:58:28,572 --> 00:58:29,742 Oh... 997 00:58:39,180 --> 00:58:41,438 Is that, Moe? 998 00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:42,273 Yeah. 999 00:58:43,212 --> 00:58:45,793 I think so anyway, from what's left of his face. 1000 00:58:46,910 --> 00:58:48,879 We'll take prints to make sure. 1001 00:58:48,881 --> 00:58:50,788 At least they didn't eat his fingers. 1002 00:58:50,790 --> 00:58:53,308 Daisy said it was giant crabs did this! 1003 00:58:53,310 --> 00:58:54,141 I believe her. 1004 00:58:54,143 --> 00:58:56,185 That's what made those tracks we found. 1005 00:58:56,187 --> 00:58:58,683 And we know where those tracks lead to! 1006 00:59:00,450 --> 00:59:01,758 - I know. - This time you 1007 00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:03,628 can't let it slide! 1008 00:59:03,630 --> 00:59:05,278 You gotta duty to perform! 1009 00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,488 Don't tell me what my duty is! 1010 00:59:07,490 --> 00:59:09,371 I will take care of it! 1011 00:59:32,722 --> 00:59:33,968 Melissa! 1012 00:59:33,970 --> 00:59:35,610 Melissa, open up! 1013 00:59:35,612 --> 00:59:38,899 Melissa, it's Ray! 1014 00:59:38,901 --> 00:59:39,734 Open up! 1015 00:59:41,722 --> 00:59:43,288 I'm gonna go down and check by the pond, 1016 00:59:43,290 --> 00:59:44,628 you keep checking the house! 1017 00:59:44,630 --> 00:59:46,268 Right. 1018 00:59:46,270 --> 00:59:47,995 What if I find 'em? 1019 00:59:47,997 --> 00:59:49,603 Hold 'em, and call me. 1020 00:59:53,650 --> 00:59:54,481 Sonny! 1021 00:59:54,483 --> 00:59:55,316 Call me! 1022 00:59:56,580 --> 00:59:57,413 Right. 1023 00:59:58,791 --> 01:00:00,600 Melissa! 1024 01:00:00,602 --> 01:00:01,435 Melissa! 1025 01:00:03,970 --> 01:00:05,398 - Melissa! - What are you doing here? 1026 01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:06,861 You know what I'm doing here! 1027 01:00:06,863 --> 01:00:08,218 What the hell's going on? 1028 01:00:08,220 --> 01:00:09,878 Get off of my property! 1029 01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:11,915 - Not this time Melissa. - Get off my property! 1030 01:00:11,917 --> 01:00:13,858 People are being killed and I want some answers! 1031 01:00:13,860 --> 01:00:15,188 Get out of here! 1032 01:00:15,190 --> 01:00:16,686 - Calm down Melissa! - Out! 1033 01:00:16,688 --> 01:00:18,680 - Get off of me! - Calm down Melissa! 1034 01:00:19,515 --> 01:00:20,708 - What's going on? - Take it easy! 1035 01:00:22,273 --> 01:00:23,964 Are you gonna behave yourself? 1036 01:00:23,966 --> 01:00:26,873 All right that's it, cuff her! 1037 01:00:26,875 --> 01:00:28,328 Wait a minute! 1038 01:00:28,330 --> 01:00:29,938 You, stay out of this! 1039 01:00:29,940 --> 01:00:31,238 Take her down town and lock her up! 1040 01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:32,358 - Right! - And then 1041 01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:33,618 come right back here! 1042 01:00:33,620 --> 01:00:34,668 Wait, can I go with them? 1043 01:00:34,670 --> 01:00:36,377 No! 1044 01:00:36,379 --> 01:00:38,179 And Sonny no funny business! 1045 01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:40,768 Do you have to do it like this? 1046 01:00:40,770 --> 01:00:41,948 Do you think I like this? 1047 01:00:41,950 --> 01:00:43,900 I raised this kid! 1048 01:00:43,902 --> 01:00:45,088 Are you the one that kicked his ass? 1049 01:00:45,090 --> 01:00:48,843 - Yeah. - You can go see her later. 1050 01:00:50,070 --> 01:00:51,536 You're gonna be sorry for this! 1051 01:00:54,201 --> 01:00:56,363 I don't doubt it a bit. 1052 01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:24,558 Hey! 1053 01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:25,393 Hey! 1054 01:01:26,290 --> 01:01:28,198 What's going on back there? 1055 01:01:44,020 --> 01:01:45,438 You ever see this thing for yourself? 1056 01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:49,173 No, she told me about it but, I haven't seen it. 1057 01:01:50,460 --> 01:01:51,343 Unbelievable. 1058 01:01:52,488 --> 01:01:54,198 A damn giant crab living in that pond 1059 01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:56,598 all these years, and none of us knew a thing about it. 1060 01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:59,788 Well, she said it never leaves the pond. 1061 01:01:59,790 --> 01:02:00,778 Yeah. 1062 01:02:00,780 --> 01:02:03,148 She's never seen it leave the pond. 1063 01:02:03,150 --> 01:02:04,698 These lakes and ponds are all connected 1064 01:02:04,700 --> 01:02:06,428 with underwater caverns. 1065 01:02:06,430 --> 01:02:07,798 That thing could come and go as it pleases 1066 01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:09,556 and she'd never know. 1067 01:02:13,232 --> 01:02:14,782 This oughta be fun. 1068 01:02:16,780 --> 01:02:19,438 Yeah, this is Sheriff Clarke down at Crabbe Creek, 1069 01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:21,883 put me through to the National Guard headquarters. 1070 01:02:24,298 --> 01:02:26,729 Now how do I make 'em believe this? 1071 01:02:36,914 --> 01:02:38,478 Hey! 1072 01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:39,338 Hey! 1073 01:02:39,340 --> 01:02:40,690 What's going on back there? 1074 01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:43,278 Hey! 1075 01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:47,008 I am talking to you! 1076 01:02:47,010 --> 01:02:48,694 Son of a... 1077 01:02:48,696 --> 01:02:49,527 bitch! 1078 01:03:03,808 --> 01:03:05,710 Ah! 1079 01:03:10,699 --> 01:03:11,530 Ah! 1080 01:03:29,073 --> 01:03:29,904 What are you gonna do now, 1081 01:03:29,906 --> 01:03:32,588 you big, overgrown piece of sushi? 1082 01:03:32,590 --> 01:03:34,523 You're not so good at climbing, are you? 1083 01:03:34,525 --> 01:03:37,608 Ha! 1084 01:03:39,505 --> 01:03:40,565 Ah! 1085 01:03:40,567 --> 01:03:43,297 Ah! 1086 01:04:07,895 --> 01:04:10,818 Oh, oh! 1087 01:04:10,820 --> 01:04:12,572 Oh, oh! 1088 01:04:32,122 --> 01:04:36,428 Uh, oh, oh... 1089 01:04:54,587 --> 01:04:56,060 Ah! 1090 01:05:03,779 --> 01:05:05,590 No, no! 1091 01:05:18,518 --> 01:05:20,163 No, here comes! 1092 01:05:22,409 --> 01:05:23,487 No Goliath no, 1093 01:05:23,489 --> 01:05:27,632 come on we have to go! 1094 01:05:27,634 --> 01:05:29,502 No, they're coming! 1095 01:05:29,504 --> 01:05:31,465 To go, we have to go! 1096 01:05:31,467 --> 01:05:32,800 Come on, up, up! 1097 01:05:34,065 --> 01:05:35,148 We have got to get to the cops, 1098 01:05:35,150 --> 01:05:36,750 that thing is far too dangerous! 1099 01:05:39,300 --> 01:05:41,579 Although, I'd hate to see a specimen 1100 01:05:41,581 --> 01:05:45,998 get destroyed before I've had a chance to examine it. 1101 01:05:47,410 --> 01:05:49,263 Hey, why are you slowing down? 1102 01:05:57,564 --> 01:05:59,538 So much for calling the cops. 1103 01:05:59,540 --> 01:06:01,488 Yeah I don't see any bodies. 1104 01:06:01,490 --> 01:06:02,538 You think they got ate? 1105 01:06:02,540 --> 01:06:03,948 I wouldn't doubt it. 1106 01:06:03,950 --> 01:06:05,258 Hey look, no offense to your local pride and all, 1107 01:06:05,260 --> 01:06:06,838 but it's gonna take a lot more than a 1108 01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:09,517 small town Sheriff's Department to figure this one out. 1109 01:06:11,429 --> 01:06:12,700 Look at that! 1110 01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:20,873 It's Melissa, Melissa Weber! 1111 01:06:20,875 --> 01:06:23,078 It looks like they're headed to her place. 1112 01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:24,758 We can't follow 'em through the woods. 1113 01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:26,533 - I know a faster way. - Let's go! 1114 01:06:41,980 --> 01:06:44,385 Put Dave Henderson on the phone! 1115 01:06:44,387 --> 01:06:45,498 Yeah I don't give a rat's ass 1116 01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:47,418 if he's sleeping or not... 1117 01:06:47,420 --> 01:06:48,585 Hello? 1118 01:06:48,587 --> 01:06:50,164 Hello? 1119 01:06:51,707 --> 01:06:54,428 God, I now their Company Commander down there! 1120 01:06:54,430 --> 01:06:56,358 We were in the marines together. 1121 01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:58,563 If I could just get him on the phone! 1122 01:06:58,565 --> 01:07:00,883 Yeah, like he'd believe me anyway. 1123 01:07:02,691 --> 01:07:03,858 So now what? 1124 01:07:05,491 --> 01:07:06,324 Otis. 1125 01:07:09,421 --> 01:07:11,283 Otis, yeah this is Ray. 1126 01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:13,628 Sheriff Clarke. 1127 01:07:13,630 --> 01:07:15,048 Remember when I busted you on that 1128 01:07:15,050 --> 01:07:16,558 illegal military ordnance? 1129 01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:18,560 How much of that stuff do you have left? 1130 01:07:19,590 --> 01:07:21,458 No this is not a trap. 1131 01:07:21,460 --> 01:07:23,288 Listen Otis, I swear to you, 1132 01:07:23,290 --> 01:07:25,048 no matter what you tell me right now, 1133 01:07:25,050 --> 01:07:26,553 I will not press charges. 1134 01:07:27,410 --> 01:07:30,233 Otis, have you ever known me to lie to you before? 1135 01:07:31,569 --> 01:07:33,633 Yeah my word, okay? 1136 01:07:35,155 --> 01:07:38,078 Uh huh, you got what? 1137 01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:40,158 Holy shit where the hell'd you get that? 1138 01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:42,268 Nevermind, just round up some of your buddies 1139 01:07:42,270 --> 01:07:44,158 and bring 'em down here to Crabbe Creek Pond. 1140 01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,803 You're gonna get to hunt something you'll never forget! 1141 01:07:52,413 --> 01:07:54,218 Sheriff! 1142 01:07:54,220 --> 01:07:55,768 We just saw it and it's coming this way! 1143 01:07:55,770 --> 01:07:57,708 - I figured it would. - It's got that girl 1144 01:07:57,710 --> 01:07:59,238 - with it too! - Yeah, Melissa! 1145 01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:01,088 She's riding that thing like a damn pet pony! 1146 01:08:01,090 --> 01:08:02,128 Melissa? 1147 01:08:02,130 --> 01:08:04,608 Sonny had her in custody, he was taking her downtown! 1148 01:08:04,610 --> 01:08:05,508 Well they never made it. 1149 01:08:05,510 --> 01:08:07,168 We passed their car on the way over, 1150 01:08:07,170 --> 01:08:08,768 looked like a bomb had gone off in it. 1151 01:08:08,770 --> 01:08:10,448 - Sonny? - Nowhere to be found. 1152 01:08:10,450 --> 01:08:11,938 He must'a gotten out of here. 1153 01:08:11,940 --> 01:08:12,898 Son of a bitch! 1154 01:08:12,900 --> 01:08:14,918 This isn't gonna make it any easier! 1155 01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:16,248 And Sheriff, that crab's shell must be 1156 01:08:16,250 --> 01:08:17,238 at least two inches thick! 1157 01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:19,248 Shotgun blasts will bounce right off it! 1158 01:08:19,250 --> 01:08:20,930 Yeah, well I got reinforcements coming. 1159 01:08:22,310 --> 01:08:23,795 Sounds like them now. 1160 01:08:38,030 --> 01:08:40,008 Okay Ray, what are we hunting? 1161 01:08:40,010 --> 01:08:41,485 Everybody ready? 1162 01:08:41,487 --> 01:08:42,719 - Ready! - Ready. 1163 01:08:42,721 --> 01:08:44,652 Ready! 1164 01:08:44,654 --> 01:08:47,618 All right, now everybody get this clear! 1165 01:08:47,620 --> 01:08:49,518 Nobody shoots until I say the word! 1166 01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:52,794 What he think, we're stupid or something? 1167 01:08:54,148 --> 01:08:54,979 We got it. 1168 01:08:54,981 --> 01:08:56,968 This better be good. 1169 01:08:56,970 --> 01:08:58,518 It will be, believe me. 1170 01:08:58,520 --> 01:09:01,594 Now kill all the lights, and nobody make a sound. 1171 01:09:06,830 --> 01:09:07,661 Okay, let's play. 1172 01:09:07,663 --> 01:09:08,752 - Ready? - Ready. 1173 01:09:08,754 --> 01:09:10,469 - Okay. - 10,000. 1174 01:09:10,471 --> 01:09:11,508 Aw... 1175 01:09:11,510 --> 01:09:13,171 - Watch his shot John. - That's one. 1176 01:09:14,528 --> 01:09:15,861 - Eight. - Eight. 1177 01:09:16,741 --> 01:09:18,459 - Whoa, take her. - Okay, 1178 01:09:18,461 --> 01:09:20,148 come and get a beer. 1179 01:09:20,150 --> 01:09:22,580 Oh... 1180 01:09:29,580 --> 01:09:31,415 - Jack! - Take that two. 1181 01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:32,782 Well, I will. 1182 01:09:32,784 --> 01:09:34,885 - A dirty dealer. - Six. 1183 01:09:34,887 --> 01:09:38,435 I just like salt with it. 1184 01:09:58,225 --> 01:09:59,858 Where is he... 1185 01:09:59,860 --> 01:10:00,860 Wait for it. 1186 01:10:02,049 --> 01:10:03,964 Hit the lights! 1187 01:10:09,660 --> 01:10:13,077 Hold your fire, don't shoot, don't shoot! 1188 01:10:14,398 --> 01:10:15,762 Melissa, get off that thing! 1189 01:10:15,764 --> 01:10:17,242 No, get out of here, all of you! 1190 01:10:17,244 --> 01:10:19,366 - What the hell's going on? - Get off that thing! 1191 01:10:19,368 --> 01:10:21,032 - No, this is my land! - Melissa, Melis... 1192 01:10:21,034 --> 01:10:22,050 - He's my friend, - Somebody get her 1193 01:10:22,052 --> 01:10:22,883 - out of here! - I'm not gonna let you 1194 01:10:22,885 --> 01:10:23,716 kill it! 1195 01:10:23,718 --> 01:10:25,367 Get out of here, all of you! 1196 01:10:25,369 --> 01:10:28,196 He's my friend, this is my private property, 1197 01:10:28,198 --> 01:10:29,366 you're tres... 1198 01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:32,143 Fire! 1199 01:10:35,393 --> 01:10:36,226 No! 1200 01:10:53,795 --> 01:10:56,878 No! 1201 01:10:57,955 --> 01:11:00,148 Cease fire, cease fire! 1202 01:11:10,050 --> 01:11:11,593 - You okay? - Did we get him? 1203 01:11:26,710 --> 01:11:28,108 Yeah? 1204 01:11:28,110 --> 01:11:30,878 Oh Dave, thanks for calling me back. 1205 01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:32,228 Now listen to what I have to say, 1206 01:11:32,230 --> 01:11:33,458 because this is important, 1207 01:11:33,460 --> 01:11:36,073 and every fricking word of it is true! 1208 01:11:39,518 --> 01:11:42,095 Melissa, they had to do it, they had no choice! 1209 01:11:42,097 --> 01:11:44,215 - That thing is dangerous! - No! 1210 01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:46,169 Look, I seen it kill a woman, 1211 01:11:46,171 --> 01:11:47,753 and it probably killed that deputy. 1212 01:11:47,755 --> 01:11:49,561 Oh, and what did they do to him, huh? 1213 01:11:49,563 --> 01:11:51,258 What did they do? 1214 01:11:51,260 --> 01:11:52,888 Her. 1215 01:11:52,890 --> 01:11:54,838 - Her? - The crab's a female. 1216 01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:56,278 It was spawning. 1217 01:11:56,280 --> 01:11:58,028 - It had babies? - The babies 1218 01:11:58,030 --> 01:11:59,258 are the real danger. 1219 01:11:59,260 --> 01:12:01,058 Newborns, they're insatiable, 1220 01:12:01,060 --> 01:12:02,648 they'll go after anything they can find. 1221 01:12:02,650 --> 01:12:04,704 Where are the babies now? 1222 01:12:04,706 --> 01:12:06,083 Hmph, gone, dead. 1223 01:12:09,900 --> 01:12:12,783 And is, is, she going to have any more? 1224 01:12:14,631 --> 01:12:16,638 I don't know, probably not. 1225 01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:18,788 She's already spawned twice and, 1226 01:12:18,790 --> 01:12:19,705 usually that's all they can do before 1227 01:12:19,707 --> 01:12:21,771 having to mate again. 1228 01:12:21,773 --> 01:12:24,859 And good luck finding a male crab up to the job. 1229 01:12:24,861 --> 01:12:26,411 MacKendrick? 1230 01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:33,338 You may want to get the girls out of here. 1231 01:12:33,340 --> 01:12:34,878 What's going on? 1232 01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:37,918 I just got off the phone with my contact in the military. 1233 01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:40,608 They're sending a plane over to bomb the pond. 1234 01:12:40,610 --> 01:12:42,210 Should be here in about an hour. 1235 01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:45,703 - Right. - How's she doing? 1236 01:12:52,752 --> 01:12:55,128 Known that girl all her life. 1237 01:12:55,130 --> 01:12:56,880 I'm the last family she's got left. 1238 01:12:58,210 --> 01:12:59,310 Always was an odd one. 1239 01:13:01,700 --> 01:13:03,650 She was a sweet girl growing up though. 1240 01:13:04,493 --> 01:13:06,693 A shame her folks never knew she was around. 1241 01:13:08,630 --> 01:13:10,048 Take care of her. 1242 01:13:10,050 --> 01:13:11,261 Yeah, sure. 1243 01:13:18,537 --> 01:13:20,758 - What did he say? - What did he say? 1244 01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:22,260 No sign of the creature yet. 1245 01:13:25,050 --> 01:13:26,358 You know this thing's been living in the pond 1246 01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:29,210 for well over a decade now and no one even knew about it? 1247 01:13:31,710 --> 01:13:33,028 How dangerous could it actually be? 1248 01:13:33,030 --> 01:13:33,988 - What? - He would never 1249 01:13:33,990 --> 01:13:35,238 hurt anyone ever! 1250 01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:36,968 You saw it kill a woman yourself! 1251 01:13:36,970 --> 01:13:39,438 I saw it kill a woman that destroyed its eggs, 1252 01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:41,274 and then went after it with a shotgun. 1253 01:13:41,276 --> 01:13:42,138 You can't blame an animal 1254 01:13:42,140 --> 01:13:43,248 for trying to defend itself. 1255 01:13:43,250 --> 01:13:45,011 So you're taking the crab's side now? 1256 01:13:45,013 --> 01:13:47,390 I-I'm just saying, I just... 1257 01:13:48,390 --> 01:13:51,141 I just don't know if I want to see this thing destroyed. 1258 01:13:52,580 --> 01:13:53,788 - Well... - At least un, 1259 01:13:53,790 --> 01:13:56,288 until I've had a chance to study it. 1260 01:13:56,290 --> 01:14:00,378 Well, uh, I can't say you don't have a point but, 1261 01:14:00,380 --> 01:14:02,238 we don't have a choice. 1262 01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:04,428 Those trigger happy buffoons won't stop, 1263 01:14:04,430 --> 01:14:07,113 until they see that shell floating up out of the pond. 1264 01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:13,050 I think I have an idea. 1265 01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:17,688 Any word on the planes? 1266 01:14:17,690 --> 01:14:20,008 They've been delayed but, they're on their way. 1267 01:14:20,010 --> 01:14:22,428 All right, I'm gonna take the girls into town. 1268 01:14:22,430 --> 01:14:23,798 Well Sketch took his car. 1269 01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:26,158 That's all right, we're gonna take Melissa's truck. 1270 01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:28,650 I'm gonna get 'em squared away, I'm gonna come back. 1271 01:14:28,652 --> 01:14:29,483 All right. 1272 01:14:29,485 --> 01:14:32,448 Hey, thanks. 1273 01:14:32,450 --> 01:14:33,283 No problem. 1274 01:14:41,038 --> 01:14:42,484 Do you really think this is going to work? 1275 01:14:42,486 --> 01:14:44,184 It'll work. 1276 01:14:44,186 --> 01:14:45,886 It's like the ending of The Sting. 1277 01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:47,910 Only with a giant crab. 1278 01:14:49,330 --> 01:14:50,163 Trust me! 1279 01:14:55,750 --> 01:14:58,798 This is the stupidest plan, I've ever heard! 1280 01:14:58,800 --> 01:14:59,788 Will you stop? 1281 01:14:59,790 --> 01:15:01,298 It's going to be fine! 1282 01:15:01,300 --> 01:15:02,558 How are we even going to do this 1283 01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:04,318 - without being seen? - I don't know how, 1284 01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:05,168 but don't-don't worry about it, 1285 01:15:05,170 --> 01:15:07,643 just drive where I tell you! 1286 01:15:11,805 --> 01:15:13,508 - Where are we? - My cabin's just on 1287 01:15:13,510 --> 01:15:14,448 the other side of those woods. 1288 01:15:14,450 --> 01:15:15,283 See the light? 1289 01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:18,011 - So now what? - How long can you 1290 01:15:18,013 --> 01:15:19,648 hold your breath? 1291 01:15:19,650 --> 01:15:20,743 Are you kidding me? 1292 01:15:24,580 --> 01:15:25,413 What the hell. 1293 01:15:47,863 --> 01:15:49,198 The girls all set? 1294 01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:50,898 What's going on here? 1295 01:15:50,900 --> 01:15:52,473 They should be here any minute. 1296 01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:56,918 When the bombs start dropping, 1297 01:15:56,920 --> 01:15:59,508 it's probably gonna try to escape to land. 1298 01:15:59,510 --> 01:16:02,262 It's your job to keep it back! 1299 01:16:02,264 --> 01:16:04,830 Between us, and the planes, we'll get it! 1300 01:16:04,832 --> 01:16:06,420 Understood? 1301 01:16:06,422 --> 01:16:08,251 What an asshole. 1302 01:16:17,697 --> 01:16:18,880 look at the show! 1303 01:16:24,487 --> 01:16:25,896 Here they come! 1304 01:17:36,016 --> 01:17:38,013 Cease fire, cease fire! 1305 01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:46,201 We got him! 1306 01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:51,073 Right? 1307 01:17:51,970 --> 01:17:52,827 Looks that way. 1308 01:18:10,066 --> 01:18:12,066 Disagreeable ex, crab! 1309 01:18:25,926 --> 01:18:28,241 I was wondering if! 1310 01:18:31,548 --> 01:18:33,465 - Yahoo! - Must be dead. 1311 01:18:36,925 --> 01:18:38,175 Must be dead. 1312 01:19:36,039 --> 01:19:41,039 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 89870