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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,475 --> 00:00:34,676 I know what you're thinking. 2 00:00:34,709 --> 00:00:36,078 Just another rom-com. 3 00:00:36,112 --> 00:00:38,513 Well, you'd definitely be wrong about that. 4 00:00:38,915 --> 00:00:39,849 Where do I start? 5 00:00:40,950 --> 00:00:43,786 Man, I had the swag, the look, the everything. 6 00:00:43,820 --> 00:00:45,420 I don't even know what it was. 7 00:00:45,453 --> 00:00:46,421 Kind of just had it. 8 00:00:46,454 --> 00:00:48,891 You know, as I'm older, I know what it is. 9 00:00:48,925 --> 00:00:54,130 It's that thing called je ne... je ne... je ne sais quoi. Yeah, that's it. 10 00:00:54,163 --> 00:00:55,697 I don't even know what I'm talking. 11 00:00:55,730 --> 00:00:57,632 Let me take you back to the 90s. 12 00:00:58,901 --> 00:01:00,569 - What are you up to, man? - Good. 13 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,404 I haven't seen you in ages, but it always was like that. 14 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:04,140 - Innit? - What have you been up to? 15 00:01:04,173 --> 00:01:07,742 Bunked college, bunked sports, bunked football, gave it away. Gave it up all for women. 16 00:01:08,643 --> 00:01:10,146 - That sounds blasé. - Yeah. 17 00:01:10,179 --> 00:01:12,714 You don't care about your books no more, your stuff? 18 00:01:12,747 --> 00:01:13,850 What about... what about sports like? 19 00:01:13,883 --> 00:01:16,685 - Hey. Yo, you know the Cool J? - Yeah. 20 00:01:16,718 --> 00:01:18,653 - You know that lip movement he does? - Mm-hmm. 21 00:01:18,687 --> 00:01:19,621 He got that from me. 22 00:01:19,654 --> 00:01:22,124 Wait, what... what are you talking about? 23 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,127 You're stupid, man. 24 00:01:25,161 --> 00:01:26,295 You're silly, bruv. 25 00:01:26,329 --> 00:01:27,864 - I don't know what's gotten into you. - Listen, man. 26 00:01:27,897 --> 00:01:29,764 When I grow up, I'm gonna be like Jay Z. 27 00:01:30,498 --> 00:01:31,466 - Really? - Puff Daddy. 28 00:01:31,499 --> 00:01:32,601 Really? 29 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:35,470 Nah, I get more girls than Puffy. See these looks. 30 00:01:35,770 --> 00:01:36,839 See these... see these looks, man. 31 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:38,740 What? 32 00:01:42,979 --> 00:01:44,613 Oh, shit! 33 00:01:53,688 --> 00:01:55,690 Bro, are you seeing this? 34 00:02:02,999 --> 00:02:05,500 As I got older, it got easier. 35 00:02:05,533 --> 00:02:08,503 I was getting girls twice my age, twice my size. 36 00:02:08,536 --> 00:02:09,738 I'm not just saying it. 37 00:02:09,771 --> 00:02:11,539 But I was the man. 38 00:02:13,475 --> 00:02:14,509 Hey, hey, hey. 39 00:02:14,542 --> 00:02:15,878 Baby. 40 00:02:15,912 --> 00:02:16,779 Can I get your digits? 41 00:02:16,812 --> 00:02:18,680 How'd you know I have a phone? 42 00:02:19,547 --> 00:02:20,682 How old are you anyways? 43 00:02:20,715 --> 00:02:21,784 Mm-hmm. 44 00:02:21,817 --> 00:02:24,220 Someone with that buff, def connected. 45 00:02:24,253 --> 00:02:26,188 And I'm whatever age you want me to be, innit? 46 00:02:27,790 --> 00:02:31,526 Have you got a... And a... 47 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:41,770 - You're cute. - Thanks. 48 00:02:45,573 --> 00:02:46,976 - Just like that, yeah? - Yeah. 49 00:02:51,948 --> 00:02:53,783 Whoa! Shit. 50 00:02:53,816 --> 00:02:55,684 Um, I just wanted to ask if you, um, 51 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,619 if you wanted to like to go, um... 52 00:02:57,652 --> 00:03:00,256 She wanted to ask if you'd go out on a date with her. 53 00:03:00,289 --> 00:03:01,857 Yeah. That's... 54 00:03:09,065 --> 00:03:11,533 What? Me? With her? 55 00:03:12,068 --> 00:03:13,069 Are you mad? 56 00:03:13,803 --> 00:03:14,536 No one will go out with her. 57 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:15,470 Bro, allow-it, man. Allow-it. 58 00:03:15,503 --> 00:03:18,007 Look at her face. How many spots is that? 59 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,276 One, two... Oh, man. 60 00:03:20,309 --> 00:03:23,678 Look... look at her teeth. Smile for a bit. Smile. 61 00:03:23,712 --> 00:03:25,714 Do you eat bricks with them? 62 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:26,849 Bro, you can't do this, man. 63 00:03:26,882 --> 00:03:28,616 Don't you have coco-butter in your yard? 64 00:03:28,650 --> 00:03:30,853 - I shouldn't... I shouldn't have asked. - No, you shouldn't have. 65 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:37,059 Look. Okay. Okay. Okay, alright. Alright, alright, alright. I'm sorry. I'm joking. 66 00:03:37,093 --> 00:03:39,561 Alright. I'm joking. Hold on. 67 00:03:47,803 --> 00:03:49,571 Here, bell me. 68 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:54,110 What did you do? 69 00:03:55,911 --> 00:03:57,046 You're just so cruel. 70 00:03:59,315 --> 00:04:01,549 And that's when it started to go bad. 71 00:04:01,583 --> 00:04:02,717 I mean, really bad. 72 00:04:02,751 --> 00:04:06,856 Every girl I ever met; problems, drama, arguments. 73 00:04:06,889 --> 00:04:09,859 I was 19 then. I'm almost 40 now. 74 00:04:10,592 --> 00:04:11,127 And guess what? 75 00:04:11,927 --> 00:04:13,062 And I'm still single. 76 00:04:13,095 --> 00:04:14,897 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 77 00:04:14,930 --> 00:04:17,565 What you're saying is, you've not got a steady girlfriend. 78 00:04:17,599 --> 00:04:19,634 I mean, it's not like you're not getting any. 79 00:04:19,667 --> 00:04:23,705 - Nah, I'm serious. - I just don't get it, darling. You are beautiful. 80 00:04:23,738 --> 00:04:25,875 You're a catch, honestly. I can't believe it. 81 00:04:25,908 --> 00:04:27,910 You're joking, right? 82 00:04:27,943 --> 00:04:29,912 No. I wish if I was. I don't get it myself. 83 00:04:29,945 --> 00:04:32,114 I've got a good property business. 84 00:04:32,148 --> 00:04:34,984 I've got money in the bank, you know, I got my own teeth. 85 00:04:35,017 --> 00:04:37,719 Yeah. I wear nice clothes. I'm doing alright. 86 00:04:37,752 --> 00:04:39,121 Alright. My hair is a little bit light. 87 00:04:39,155 --> 00:04:41,756 What hair, bro? What hair? 88 00:04:41,791 --> 00:04:43,359 I was going to say it's a little bit thin. 89 00:04:43,392 --> 00:04:45,895 Thin? Thin? 90 00:04:45,928 --> 00:04:48,763 - Bruv, your hair is gone. It's gone, bro. - It's alright. 91 00:04:48,798 --> 00:04:51,333 It's cool though, man. Women like guys with no hair, man. 92 00:04:51,367 --> 00:04:53,002 - They like guys that are bald. - Say that twice. 93 00:04:53,035 --> 00:04:55,337 Guys with no hair always say that line. 94 00:04:55,371 --> 00:04:56,571 Alright. Fair enough. Fair enough. 95 00:04:56,604 --> 00:04:59,707 But you know what, like, Jason, like, you're doing alright. 96 00:04:59,741 --> 00:05:01,777 Like, you've got two kids. You're married. 97 00:05:01,811 --> 00:05:03,145 - Well... You're alright. - Yeah. 98 00:05:03,179 --> 00:05:05,815 Cruz, to be honest, you're still the same. 99 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:07,883 You're still the same. He ain't changed. 100 00:05:07,917 --> 00:05:09,385 Nothing's developed for him, like... 101 00:05:09,418 --> 00:05:10,820 He's still got, like, hundred girls. 102 00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:12,687 Like, God knows how many kids. 103 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:15,091 So right. Always has been. 104 00:05:15,124 --> 00:05:17,625 Yeah. But you're... but you still have... But you're happy, right? 105 00:05:17,659 --> 00:05:20,162 - Yeah. - Alright, fair enough. 106 00:05:20,196 --> 00:05:22,398 Like J, like, you're getting engaged. 107 00:05:22,431 --> 00:05:23,933 - Yes. - Congratulations! 108 00:05:23,966 --> 00:05:26,701 - Well done, son. And I'm proud of you. - Yeah. 109 00:05:26,734 --> 00:05:28,871 Like, Brian, even Brian's got a girl. 110 00:05:28,904 --> 00:05:29,905 - Yeah, thank you. - Yeah. 111 00:05:29,939 --> 00:05:30,973 - Yeah. - Even though she is a man. 112 00:05:32,441 --> 00:05:34,977 What's that supposed to mean, you cheap little bugger? 113 00:05:35,010 --> 00:05:37,813 What about that girl you met the other day? You said that was okay, right? 114 00:05:37,847 --> 00:05:38,746 Yeah. 115 00:05:39,115 --> 00:05:40,015 Did I? 116 00:05:41,350 --> 00:05:45,187 ♪ I've been single for about Two years, no, maybe three ♪ 117 00:05:45,221 --> 00:05:47,957 ♪ No, no, no, no, I mean, four ♪ 118 00:05:47,990 --> 00:05:50,392 ♪ No, about seven years I've been single now ♪ 119 00:05:50,426 --> 00:05:51,794 ♪ I need a man in my life ♪ 120 00:05:51,827 --> 00:05:53,929 ♪ How about you? Do you want me? ♪ 121 00:05:53,963 --> 00:05:56,999 ♪ Look at my body Do you want me? ♪ 122 00:05:57,032 --> 00:05:58,868 Would you like some chips, no? 123 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:00,903 - Uh, no. No, I'm okay. - They are nice. 124 00:06:00,936 --> 00:06:02,071 - I'm okay. Thank you. - Okay. 125 00:06:02,104 --> 00:06:03,973 Can I interest you in some dessert, Sir? 126 00:06:04,006 --> 00:06:06,108 Yeah, actually would you... what do you suggest? 127 00:06:06,142 --> 00:06:08,878 ♪ I suggest you just wait And look at me ♪ 128 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:10,880 ♪ 'Cause I'm the cookies And cream ♪ 129 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:12,680 ♪ I would like strawberries ♪ 130 00:06:12,714 --> 00:06:15,717 ♪ And I would like coconut And bubblegum, too ♪ 131 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,154 ♪ Bubblegum, too The pink one, not the blue ♪ 132 00:06:18,187 --> 00:06:19,421 ♪ How about you? ♪ 133 00:06:21,123 --> 00:06:23,159 Listen, that clearly wasn't gonna work. 134 00:06:23,192 --> 00:06:24,793 You know, she sang through the whole date. 135 00:06:25,127 --> 00:06:27,429 Then, I hooked up with one hood thing. 136 00:06:27,463 --> 00:06:28,964 Never again. 137 00:06:38,007 --> 00:06:39,241 Ay, yo, my brother. 138 00:06:40,543 --> 00:06:42,178 Yo, sorry, man's late. You know, I had to wait for the weed man 139 00:06:42,211 --> 00:06:43,913 to pop along in them things there, you know. 140 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:46,182 Are you Charmaine? 141 00:06:46,215 --> 00:06:47,783 Yeah, man. 142 00:06:49,218 --> 00:06:50,685 Man's balling. 143 00:06:51,887 --> 00:06:54,290 So what, I'm licking a baller now, yeah? 144 00:06:55,090 --> 00:06:56,458 Is that you, brother? 145 00:06:56,492 --> 00:07:01,130 Mm-hmm. 20 in... inch rims the thing's shiny, bruv. 146 00:07:03,499 --> 00:07:04,699 Come, man. 147 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:08,938 Mmm. Is this me? 148 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:11,140 - This is me. - Um... 149 00:07:11,173 --> 00:07:12,740 Who you calling? 150 00:07:15,010 --> 00:07:16,078 Who are you calling? 151 00:07:17,246 --> 00:07:19,081 Yo, who you calling? 152 00:07:20,249 --> 00:07:24,286 Na, na, na, na, na, na. I asked you a question, brother. Who you calling? 153 00:07:25,087 --> 00:07:26,822 Who are you calling? 154 00:07:26,855 --> 00:07:28,723 I even tried speed dating. 155 00:07:29,058 --> 00:07:30,993 This is how that turned out. 156 00:07:31,026 --> 00:07:34,129 Yeah, so, um, this is the first time I've done this. 157 00:07:34,163 --> 00:07:36,498 I'm quite nervous. Um, how... how does it work? 158 00:07:36,532 --> 00:07:37,933 - Well, you tell us a bit about yourself... - Yeah. 159 00:07:37,967 --> 00:07:39,802 ...and we decide if you're boring 160 00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:41,904 or if you're not our type, then, press the bell and you leave. 161 00:07:41,937 --> 00:07:46,909 Okay, alright. Um, okay, so my name's Treyvon and I'm a property developer. 162 00:07:48,110 --> 00:07:49,812 I'm not really into materialistic. 163 00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:51,113 I prefer sensitive. 164 00:07:51,146 --> 00:07:56,518 Hi, I'm Treyvon and I'm a Sagittarius and I'm sensitive. 165 00:07:56,552 --> 00:08:00,322 I only like assertive rich guys, men who take charge. 166 00:08:01,056 --> 00:08:04,159 Successful and assertive. 167 00:08:04,893 --> 00:08:07,296 And I'm a feminist and no guy can tell me what to do. 168 00:08:07,329 --> 00:08:12,835 I'm assertive, I'm rich but I'm not materialistic and I like feminists. 169 00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:15,004 Piss off you liar. 170 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:17,172 UH, I don't like mess and I'm quite organized. 171 00:08:17,606 --> 00:08:21,176 Too bad. I like crazy, spontaneous guys. 172 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:22,978 Yeah, I'm the sporty type. 173 00:08:23,012 --> 00:08:25,281 I like the countryside and the great outdoors. 174 00:08:25,314 --> 00:08:27,082 Oh, I hate nature. 175 00:08:27,116 --> 00:08:29,018 All the bugs and spiders crawling about. 176 00:08:35,190 --> 00:08:37,259 Even my mate Mark tried to hook me up with his friend. 177 00:08:37,293 --> 00:08:38,827 Apparently, she saw me at the gym, 178 00:08:38,861 --> 00:08:40,562 thought I looked nice, sent me a pic. 179 00:08:40,596 --> 00:08:42,131 I thought, yeah, she looked nice. 180 00:08:42,164 --> 00:08:44,600 Spoke a few times, arranged a date, 181 00:08:44,633 --> 00:08:46,568 but I didn't expect this. 182 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:54,343 - Just say hi. Just say hi. - Hello. 183 00:08:54,376 --> 00:08:56,345 Come in. Come in. Everybody in. Everybody in. 184 00:08:56,378 --> 00:09:01,050 Hi. Kids, come inside. Come on. Come on. In you go. 185 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:02,384 - Hi. I'm Cindy. - Hello. 186 00:09:02,418 --> 00:09:03,452 - Treyvon? - I'm Treyvon. Yes. 187 00:09:03,485 --> 00:09:05,587 Hi. Nice to meet you. Listen, I'm so, so sorry. 188 00:09:05,621 --> 00:09:06,922 All the dads are running really, really late. 189 00:09:06,955 --> 00:09:08,357 Alexander's dad got canceled. 190 00:09:08,390 --> 00:09:11,193 Eh, girl, do not do a poo in the kitchen. 191 00:09:11,226 --> 00:09:13,162 Go into the garden. Now. 192 00:09:13,195 --> 00:09:14,263 Good girl. 193 00:09:14,296 --> 00:09:15,964 Twins. Sorry. 194 00:09:15,998 --> 00:09:17,866 Listen, my mom's coming down to babysit. 195 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:19,268 So do you want to come in for a quick tea first? 196 00:09:19,301 --> 00:09:21,904 Yeah, I've just got to move my car because of the traffic wardens. 197 00:09:21,937 --> 00:09:23,272 - I'll be back in a second. - Okay. 198 00:09:23,305 --> 00:09:24,373 - No problem. How do you take your tea? - Yeah. 199 00:09:24,406 --> 00:09:26,342 - Uh, two sugars please. - Milk? 200 00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:28,410 - Uh, just a little bit. - A little bit milk, two sugars. 201 00:09:28,444 --> 00:09:29,912 - Thank you. - Okay. I'll... I'll go put the kettle on. 202 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:30,814 Yeah, okay. 203 00:09:30,846 --> 00:09:32,381 - Okay. Coming up. - Alright. Thank you. 204 00:09:32,414 --> 00:09:34,149 Alright. 205 00:09:34,183 --> 00:09:35,951 - Oh, two sugars? - Yeah. 206 00:09:35,984 --> 00:09:37,252 - Okay, coming up. - Alright. 207 00:09:55,671 --> 00:09:57,139 Jesus Christ. 208 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:00,008 That is hilarious. 209 00:10:00,676 --> 00:10:03,412 Oh, no, but listen, there was this one girl, right? 210 00:10:03,445 --> 00:10:05,414 - Yeah. - Well, come on then, go on. 211 00:10:05,447 --> 00:10:06,348 So I was out jogging... 212 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:08,150 And then there she was. 213 00:10:08,183 --> 00:10:12,287 I mean, absolutely stunning, 10 out of 10. 214 00:10:17,459 --> 00:10:19,461 Yeah, no, I'm... no, I'm okay. 215 00:10:19,495 --> 00:10:21,430 Um, yeah, I just needed to come back. 216 00:10:21,463 --> 00:10:22,664 That's why I dropped. 217 00:10:22,698 --> 00:10:24,066 Right, that's original. 218 00:10:24,099 --> 00:10:26,301 - Hold on. Wait, do you jog around here a lot? - All the time, yeah. 219 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:30,305 - I've never seen you. - Yeah, just in and out, I mean. 220 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:33,142 Hold on, wait. Hold on. Wait, wait. Um, what... Do you live in the area? 221 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,109 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 222 00:10:34,143 --> 00:10:36,311 Listen, I... I jog around here all the time 223 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:38,414 and I need a jogging partner, maybe. 224 00:10:38,447 --> 00:10:40,682 Is there any way that I'd be able to like contact you again 225 00:10:40,716 --> 00:10:43,419 because, you know, maybe jog together or, like... 226 00:10:43,452 --> 00:10:44,888 um, I know it's a bit forward. 227 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:47,356 Hold on, wait, wait, I know it's a bit forward and you don't know me, 228 00:10:47,389 --> 00:10:48,690 but is it possible to grab your number 229 00:10:48,724 --> 00:10:51,960 and maybe we can go running or something? 230 00:10:51,994 --> 00:10:53,028 - I don't know. - Sure, sure, sure. 231 00:10:53,061 --> 00:10:55,297 - What is it? - 07957... 232 00:10:55,330 --> 00:10:57,966 - Okay, 07957... - ...285... 233 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,968 - 285... - ...402. Yeah. 234 00:11:00,002 --> 00:11:01,103 - What? - ...402. 235 00:11:01,437 --> 00:11:03,138 - ...285... - ...402. 236 00:11:04,173 --> 00:11:05,240 Bye. 237 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,509 Oh. 238 00:11:08,143 --> 00:11:09,978 Oh, my God! 239 00:11:10,012 --> 00:11:11,213 Alright. Oh... 240 00:11:14,516 --> 00:11:15,517 Oh, my... 241 00:11:20,289 --> 00:11:21,190 Tch. 242 00:11:22,758 --> 00:11:25,227 Trust me, bruv. I was pissed. 243 00:11:25,260 --> 00:11:28,497 Look, perhaps she can help. 244 00:11:28,530 --> 00:11:30,999 Honestly, she's really, really good. 245 00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:32,234 She'll tell you all kinds of stuff, 246 00:11:32,267 --> 00:11:35,137 things from your past and even stuff that's in the future. 247 00:11:35,471 --> 00:11:36,371 Look. 248 00:11:37,306 --> 00:11:38,474 Madame Ruby. 249 00:11:39,141 --> 00:11:40,476 Bruv, that's mad. 250 00:11:40,509 --> 00:11:41,543 You know what makes it worse? 251 00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:43,512 I've got to listen to flipping Ashley every night. 252 00:11:43,545 --> 00:11:45,747 - Who? - Ashley. You'll meet him later. 253 00:11:45,782 --> 00:11:47,216 He's a friend of mine staying at my flat. 254 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:48,952 Have you ever thought about counseling? 255 00:11:48,984 --> 00:11:52,187 I know a real good couple of people that I can recommend you to. 256 00:11:52,221 --> 00:11:55,324 Now, we're black. If we need counseling, we go barbershop, innit? 257 00:11:55,357 --> 00:11:58,393 We've been best friends since we've been at university. 258 00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:00,329 Well, not you obviously. 259 00:12:00,362 --> 00:12:03,098 Yeah, we don't get to see each other all of the time, 260 00:12:03,131 --> 00:12:07,202 but we are going to get him a girl before your wedding. 261 00:12:07,236 --> 00:12:08,470 Or die trying. 262 00:12:08,504 --> 00:12:11,240 Alright, alright. To J and his fiancée, man. 263 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:12,809 - Come on, man. - Yes, to J and his fiancée. 264 00:12:12,842 --> 00:12:14,209 - Come on, bruv. - Cheers. 265 00:12:14,243 --> 00:12:16,378 And, hopefully, we can get Trey some pom-pom before the decade's out. 266 00:12:30,592 --> 00:12:31,593 Really? 267 00:12:37,499 --> 00:12:38,500 Aargh! 268 00:12:39,401 --> 00:12:40,302 Stop. 269 00:12:41,103 --> 00:12:42,371 Oh, yes! 270 00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:56,618 - What? - Oh. 271 00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:58,420 - Hi, Reesh. Hello. - Hi, Treyvon. 272 00:12:58,453 --> 00:13:03,158 You're... um, yeah, is... is Ash... Yeah, of course, he is. 273 00:13:03,191 --> 00:13:04,393 - Um, can I speak with him? - Yeah, he's here. 274 00:13:04,426 --> 00:13:05,661 Okay, thank you, alright. 275 00:13:07,362 --> 00:13:08,430 Bruv. 276 00:13:08,463 --> 00:13:10,165 Bruv, thought you was out, man? 277 00:13:10,198 --> 00:13:12,167 Yeah, yeah, well, I could hear you were in. 278 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,937 Sorry, man. 279 00:13:13,970 --> 00:13:16,338 Nah, bruv, I'm serious, man. I need to get some sleep, man. Can you keep the noise down? 280 00:13:16,371 --> 00:13:17,306 Alright. 281 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:18,206 Thank you. 282 00:14:00,649 --> 00:14:02,919 I mean, what women see in these things anyway? 283 00:14:02,952 --> 00:14:07,289 - Just go harder, go harder. - Ah, God. It's just too tight. 284 00:14:08,925 --> 00:14:10,559 Wait. Change position. 285 00:14:10,592 --> 00:14:12,361 Nah, I'm gonna break it. 286 00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,529 - You can do it. - Let me try cloth hanger. 287 00:14:15,430 --> 00:14:17,666 - Ah! - Ah! Go on. 288 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,601 I don't want it to tear. 289 00:14:20,937 --> 00:14:23,405 That's it. That's it. 290 00:14:27,442 --> 00:14:29,946 - Go on. Get in. - That's it. 291 00:14:35,550 --> 00:14:38,387 - Thank God. That is over. - Wow. 292 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,689 Yo Trey, what are you saying, brother? You good? 293 00:14:40,722 --> 00:14:42,190 Yo, J, what's good? 294 00:14:42,557 --> 00:14:44,159 No, I'm just out training, man. 295 00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:47,362 Yeah, last night was good still, man. Great to see the guys. 296 00:14:47,396 --> 00:14:49,598 Yeah, man. We shouldn't leave it so long next time, man. 297 00:14:49,631 --> 00:14:51,667 Listen, I was thinking, alright. 298 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:55,270 My cousin, she's a relationship therapist, right and perhaps you... 299 00:14:55,303 --> 00:14:56,304 Hello? 300 00:14:56,338 --> 00:14:57,239 Trey? 301 00:14:57,706 --> 00:14:59,241 Trey? Hello. 302 00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:00,642 Dang. 303 00:15:06,682 --> 00:15:08,383 Yes, bruv, what's up? 304 00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:09,786 Yeah, I was just thinking, Trey. 305 00:15:10,519 --> 00:15:12,654 Bruv, I'm not going to a therapist. 306 00:15:13,388 --> 00:15:15,490 It's just an idea, bruv. I was thinking that maybe you could... 307 00:15:15,524 --> 00:15:17,659 Bruv, I'm good. I'm not going. 308 00:15:21,263 --> 00:15:24,700 So how long have you not had a serious girlfriend? 309 00:15:24,733 --> 00:15:29,304 Oh, um, I don't know, uh... 310 00:15:29,337 --> 00:15:32,207 Has it been that long that you can't remember? 311 00:15:32,674 --> 00:15:39,681 No, it's... no, no it's... Eh... 312 00:15:40,549 --> 00:15:44,987 I think about 15 years. 313 00:15:45,021 --> 00:15:46,755 Fifteen y... 314 00:15:46,789 --> 00:15:47,990 About that. 315 00:15:48,024 --> 00:15:49,391 Are you ill? 316 00:15:49,424 --> 00:15:51,593 No, no, I'm fine. I'm fine. 317 00:15:51,626 --> 00:15:53,595 I think. I think. 318 00:15:53,628 --> 00:15:55,697 Oh, you've been to prison? 319 00:15:55,731 --> 00:15:59,735 No, no, no. No, never been in trouble before ever. 320 00:15:59,768 --> 00:16:02,738 Looks like there's a lot that you've not been in, 321 00:16:02,771 --> 00:16:06,441 but, look, what about sexual encounters? 322 00:16:06,475 --> 00:16:12,347 Yeah, of course, of course, yeah, like a few. 323 00:16:12,714 --> 00:16:16,351 Just my problem is girlfriends, long-term relationship. 324 00:16:16,384 --> 00:16:18,587 Nothing seems to last more than six months. 325 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:19,755 I don't know... I don't know what I'm doing wrong. 326 00:16:19,789 --> 00:16:22,657 - Six... months? - Yeah. 327 00:16:23,759 --> 00:16:26,561 Is everything okay down there? 328 00:16:28,396 --> 00:16:30,800 Everything's fine, thank you. 329 00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:35,704 Okay, look, look, I think you should try online dating. 330 00:16:35,737 --> 00:16:36,738 Yeah. 331 00:16:36,772 --> 00:16:39,574 No. No, no, that's not for me. 332 00:16:39,608 --> 00:16:44,346 Yes, yes. Look, there's loads of women on there that's just desperate... 333 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:47,315 desperately seeking love, you know, 334 00:16:47,349 --> 00:16:50,820 and you can cross check and look at the suitability. 335 00:16:50,853 --> 00:16:52,822 I... I think that's the way forward for you. 336 00:16:52,855 --> 00:16:54,623 You can't go wrong. 337 00:16:54,656 --> 00:16:55,557 Mm. 338 00:16:57,093 --> 00:16:58,460 That might work still. 339 00:16:58,861 --> 00:17:01,097 - Okay. - Yeah, great. 340 00:17:01,130 --> 00:17:03,565 Alright. No, you know what, I might... I might give it a try. 341 00:17:03,598 --> 00:17:07,636 Just in... in case it... it doesn't work, you know, 342 00:17:07,669 --> 00:17:11,706 I have a little service myself, you know, after nine... 343 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:14,576 9:00 PM one to one. 344 00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:17,814 Just 079 me. 345 00:17:19,481 --> 00:17:20,549 - You just... - Okay. 346 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:24,352 - 079 me. - Okay. Okay. 347 00:17:24,386 --> 00:17:25,587 Thank you. 348 00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:26,721 Mm-Hm. 349 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,623 Mm-Hm. 350 00:17:29,391 --> 00:17:30,559 Mm-Hm. 351 00:17:32,161 --> 00:17:35,865 I ain't gonna lie. That shit pissed me off. 352 00:17:35,898 --> 00:17:40,735 When you're single, everyone around is all hugging, loving, kissing up each other. 353 00:17:41,503 --> 00:17:42,905 It's not even February yet. 354 00:17:42,939 --> 00:17:46,809 Look at these two, for example, tongues down each other's throat. 355 00:17:46,843 --> 00:17:48,911 It's like he's trying to taste her liver or something. 356 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,480 Anyway, then there's me. 357 00:17:53,883 --> 00:17:55,550 Hey, give us a tenner. 358 00:17:55,584 --> 00:17:56,751 Yeah, yeah, mate. 359 00:17:56,786 --> 00:17:58,587 What? Did you just ask for a... 360 00:17:58,620 --> 00:17:59,588 - Tenner. - Yeah, tenner. 361 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,123 - Give us a tenner. - Are you mad? 362 00:18:01,157 --> 00:18:03,758 People nowadays, they've never got any change, man. 363 00:18:03,793 --> 00:18:05,127 Yeah, they got no change. 364 00:18:05,161 --> 00:18:06,761 They've always got a sneaky little tenner. 365 00:18:07,562 --> 00:18:09,431 What... to do what? 366 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:10,900 Are you stu... Is he stupid? 367 00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:12,134 Oh, I tell you what we want to do. 368 00:18:12,168 --> 00:18:14,703 We want two tickets for the opera, we want to go for din... 369 00:18:14,736 --> 00:18:16,738 Look, mate, can't you see we're homeless. 370 00:18:16,771 --> 00:18:19,474 See this? This has to last all three of us. 371 00:18:19,507 --> 00:18:21,143 Three? 372 00:18:21,177 --> 00:18:22,677 Give them some money. 373 00:18:22,711 --> 00:18:25,882 My wife. 374 00:18:25,915 --> 00:18:26,883 I've got some change, yeah. 375 00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:27,884 Here you go. Some change. 376 00:18:27,917 --> 00:18:30,853 He gave. 377 00:18:58,814 --> 00:18:59,681 Good morning, Trey. 378 00:19:00,816 --> 00:19:01,716 Trey! 379 00:19:02,818 --> 00:19:06,188 Come on, bruv. Look... really? 380 00:19:06,222 --> 00:19:07,790 Bruv, go and put some clothes on, man. 381 00:19:07,823 --> 00:19:10,793 - What are you doing here anyway? - This is my house, yeah? 382 00:19:10,826 --> 00:19:12,194 That's the first thing. 383 00:19:12,228 --> 00:19:15,197 Secondly, that project I'm working on, I want to do it from home. 384 00:19:15,231 --> 00:19:16,832 - Is that alright? - I hear that. 385 00:19:17,766 --> 00:19:18,667 You smelling it? 386 00:19:21,503 --> 00:19:22,671 Bruv, come on. 387 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:25,241 Listen, I know we're good friends here but this is weird. 388 00:19:25,274 --> 00:19:26,042 Come on, man. 389 00:19:29,779 --> 00:19:31,513 Me and Reesh, we were talking earlier. 390 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:33,983 Oh, so you guys find time to talk to, yeah? 391 00:19:35,785 --> 00:19:36,685 Funny. 392 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:37,954 And yeah, sometimes. 393 00:19:37,987 --> 00:19:39,922 When are you going to get a woman, mate? 394 00:19:39,956 --> 00:19:41,656 Like, settle down? 395 00:19:41,690 --> 00:19:44,459 I'm up in here almost, what, two years and... 396 00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:48,730 Are you... 397 00:19:48,763 --> 00:19:51,566 Na... Very funny. No, I'm not gay. 398 00:19:51,599 --> 00:19:53,635 It's... look, it's cool if you are, like... 399 00:19:53,668 --> 00:19:56,038 Bruv, I said I'm not gay, alright? 400 00:19:56,072 --> 00:19:58,707 I just... just haven't found the right one, that's it. 401 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:02,011 What in two... Ah, nothing. 402 00:20:02,044 --> 00:20:05,915 You need to... you need to go on like Tinder or Plenty of Fish. 403 00:20:05,948 --> 00:20:07,049 There's loads of women on there, bruv. 404 00:20:07,883 --> 00:20:09,484 That's where I met Reesh. 405 00:20:09,885 --> 00:20:10,820 Not for me. 406 00:20:15,091 --> 00:20:16,025 Really? 407 00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:23,631 Yeah, look, this isn't a joke, this is a big deal. 408 00:20:23,665 --> 00:20:25,034 Six-figure deal this is. 409 00:20:26,035 --> 00:20:27,803 Yeah. Okay. 410 00:20:29,005 --> 00:20:32,540 Yeah, but I need the report on my desk within seven days, please. 411 00:20:33,641 --> 00:20:34,542 Yeah. 412 00:20:35,911 --> 00:20:36,578 Yeah, but you're the one who's told me to meet the surveyor here 413 00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:37,947 for six o'clock in the evening. 414 00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:42,051 I'm here at six o'clock. And that's it. So where's the surveyor? 415 00:20:42,084 --> 00:20:43,185 Hi. 416 00:20:43,219 --> 00:20:45,087 Oh, thank you. Hold on one sec, I think she's here. 417 00:20:45,121 --> 00:20:46,588 Okay, thanks. Bye. 418 00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:47,655 Mr. Patterson? 419 00:20:47,689 --> 00:20:48,891 - Wow! - Hi. 420 00:20:48,924 --> 00:20:50,826 Um, yeah. Hi. Hello. 421 00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:53,595 - I'm Ms. Francis from Eaton and Co Surveyors. - Hello. 422 00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:56,298 - Okay, so I've taken a look at the property. - Yeah. 423 00:20:56,332 --> 00:20:58,767 And, structurally, there's some damages to the rear. 424 00:20:58,801 --> 00:21:02,038 - Ah... - And nothing that can't be treated and resolved. 425 00:21:02,771 --> 00:21:03,973 Yeah. 426 00:21:04,006 --> 00:21:06,976 Yeah, um, how long do you think it would take to get resolved? 427 00:21:07,009 --> 00:21:09,644 - Give or take two weeks. - Okay. 428 00:21:09,677 --> 00:21:12,314 So, I'll get a report sent out to you as soon as possible 429 00:21:12,348 --> 00:21:16,018 - so we can get things sorted quite quickly. - Okay. 430 00:21:16,052 --> 00:21:18,054 Um, what are you actually going to be doing with the property? 431 00:21:18,788 --> 00:21:20,622 Yeah, um, luxury flats. 432 00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:22,690 - Oh, nice. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 433 00:21:22,724 --> 00:21:25,560 Excellent. Um, well, I think that's all from me. 434 00:21:25,961 --> 00:21:27,396 Was there any questions? 435 00:21:27,430 --> 00:21:29,932 Yeah, well, like, what are you doing later? Like maybe we could... 436 00:21:32,168 --> 00:21:33,135 What? 437 00:21:44,246 --> 00:21:47,917 So on tonight's show, we're gonna be talking about relationships, 438 00:21:47,950 --> 00:21:49,952 the good, the bad and the ugly. 439 00:21:49,985 --> 00:21:54,123 Have you ever been hurt? What's your ideal partner? And much, much more. 440 00:21:55,057 --> 00:21:57,725 Some men just can't get a girlfriend. 441 00:21:57,759 --> 00:22:00,662 I don't know, they just don't have the swag or the confidence. 442 00:22:01,729 --> 00:22:03,665 If any of you would like to dial in 443 00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:05,134 and talk about your experiences, feel free. 444 00:22:06,068 --> 00:22:12,640 Call DJ Sass on 07923-787-230. 445 00:22:12,674 --> 00:22:17,745 That's 07923-787-230. This is Beat FM. 446 00:22:21,784 --> 00:22:26,989 Hi, this is DJ Sass and you're live on the Beat London 103.6 FM. 447 00:22:27,022 --> 00:22:29,959 - Now tell us, are you in a relationship or are you single? - Hello. 448 00:22:29,992 --> 00:22:33,129 Yeah, this is Treyvon... um, Glenn. 449 00:22:33,162 --> 00:22:34,997 Glenn, my name's Glenn 450 00:22:35,030 --> 00:22:40,635 and, um, I'm single and I've been single for... 451 00:22:42,204 --> 00:22:44,739 ...15 years. Just over... 452 00:22:44,772 --> 00:22:46,075 - Wait, did he just say... - Wow. 453 00:22:46,108 --> 00:22:47,343 What? 454 00:22:47,376 --> 00:22:48,577 - That long? - He's technically a virgin again. 455 00:22:48,611 --> 00:22:52,114 He's technically a virgin again. Everything's sealed back up. 456 00:22:53,382 --> 00:22:56,152 I bet right now, if he releases, he'll be two stones lighter. 457 00:22:56,185 --> 00:22:57,820 His... his complexion will even change. 458 00:22:57,853 --> 00:23:00,990 Any woman stand next to him... just stand next to him, and she'd get pregnant. 459 00:23:01,023 --> 00:23:02,858 Don't know the price of condoms. 460 00:23:03,459 --> 00:23:08,197 I just didn't think men went that long without sex. 461 00:23:08,230 --> 00:23:12,168 I know... I know there's this thing called blue balls but he's got the rainbow. 462 00:23:12,201 --> 00:23:14,904 - Yeah, buddy. - He'll be all kind of colors. 463 00:23:14,937 --> 00:23:16,105 - He's got Skittles balls. - He's got Skittles balls. 464 00:23:31,220 --> 00:23:33,088 Woo-hoo! 465 00:23:33,122 --> 00:23:35,757 Trey baby, you awake, bruv? 466 00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:37,126 Yeah? Look who I brought in. 467 00:23:37,159 --> 00:23:38,460 I've been at the bar all night. 468 00:23:38,494 --> 00:23:40,762 I've got Sasha and I've got Melody. 469 00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:43,199 Sasha's with me. Melody's coming in with you. 470 00:23:43,232 --> 00:23:44,967 - Yeah? - Hello. 471 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,101 - Alright. - Wicked. 472 00:23:48,003 --> 00:23:49,805 Hello, Treyvon. 473 00:23:49,838 --> 00:23:55,277 - Hello. - Ooh! I do like a man with no hair. 474 00:23:56,245 --> 00:23:58,314 Let me take a close look. 475 00:23:59,515 --> 00:24:02,218 Oh, very nice. 476 00:24:04,954 --> 00:24:08,824 Don't mind me if I just touch you here? 477 00:24:08,857 --> 00:24:10,226 And there. 478 00:24:11,026 --> 00:24:12,494 And there. 479 00:24:12,528 --> 00:24:14,997 Oh, look at you. 480 00:24:19,335 --> 00:24:20,936 Oh... 481 00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:29,245 Oh, man. 482 00:24:38,087 --> 00:24:40,289 Hey. Wake up, you dirty boy! 483 00:24:41,023 --> 00:24:43,959 What are you making all them sexy noises for? 484 00:24:43,993 --> 00:24:50,165 With the ooh, and the aah and the oh-oh-oh. 485 00:24:50,199 --> 00:24:51,867 Oh, my Lord! 486 00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:53,936 You dirty boy. Get up, man. 487 00:24:53,969 --> 00:24:56,171 - I can't even get a girl in my dreams. - What? 488 00:24:56,605 --> 00:24:57,873 Nothing. 489 00:24:57,906 --> 00:24:59,774 What are you doing here anyway? 490 00:25:00,876 --> 00:25:02,077 I'm your mother. 491 00:25:02,611 --> 00:25:04,913 One not need me need invitation. 492 00:25:06,348 --> 00:25:09,051 I just come to, you know, to see my one son. 493 00:25:09,084 --> 00:25:10,886 - Mom. - Mm-hmm. 494 00:25:10,919 --> 00:25:13,322 - Mom. - Mm-hmm. 495 00:25:14,056 --> 00:25:18,193 What? What? I... I was just... I was just in the area 496 00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:20,062 and I... and I... and I thought that I would... 497 00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:22,298 Alright, alright. 498 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,169 I'm down the way to church and... and... 499 00:25:27,202 --> 00:25:33,342 Well, there's some really nice... 500 00:25:33,375 --> 00:25:35,210 I mean, nice. 501 00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:40,349 I mean, just... just decent and godly women down there. 502 00:25:43,185 --> 00:25:46,288 You know, the kind that you could just settle down with. 503 00:25:47,089 --> 00:25:48,290 Mom. 504 00:25:48,324 --> 00:25:50,025 Invite them to meet your mother. 505 00:25:50,059 --> 00:25:51,593 Who you've been speaking to, Mom? 506 00:25:51,627 --> 00:25:53,962 Well, maybe a friend did say something. 507 00:25:53,996 --> 00:25:56,965 - Who? - The good-looking one. 508 00:25:58,133 --> 00:25:59,101 The ballet one. 509 00:25:59,935 --> 00:26:01,270 - Energy. - Jirese? 510 00:26:01,303 --> 00:26:02,371 Him. 511 00:26:02,404 --> 00:26:05,074 Maybe... maybe, you know, did say, just I don't... 512 00:26:05,107 --> 00:26:09,078 He just mentioned. Just a little... just a little. 513 00:26:09,111 --> 00:26:11,246 You know, maybe see him on the high street. 514 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,882 I mean, he never really say much. 515 00:26:13,916 --> 00:26:14,883 This is embarrassing. 516 00:26:14,917 --> 00:26:17,152 I don't need to go to church to find a woman. 517 00:26:17,186 --> 00:26:19,988 Okay, if you say so. 518 00:26:24,126 --> 00:26:27,129 I'm going to church now to pray for honor. 519 00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:29,998 Maybe God have a plan for me. 520 00:26:56,425 --> 00:26:59,461 Oh, hello, my friend. 521 00:26:59,495 --> 00:27:02,264 Oh, you again. What are you doing here? 522 00:27:02,297 --> 00:27:03,665 I'm homeless, innit? 523 00:27:03,699 --> 00:27:09,071 A man of no fixed abode, a vagrant, uh, from the Latin term vagary, 524 00:27:09,104 --> 00:27:11,306 to a wanderer about a bit with not much to do. 525 00:27:11,740 --> 00:27:15,010 I move where the spirit dictates. 526 00:27:15,043 --> 00:27:18,147 Guide to the course by the music of the spheres. 527 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:21,350 - What? - Yeah, well which is a perfect paradigm concerning the fact 528 00:27:21,383 --> 00:27:24,953 the, uh, forces have guided me directly to you, Sir. 529 00:27:24,987 --> 00:27:27,356 Oh. So, I suppose you want that tenner, do you? 530 00:27:27,389 --> 00:27:30,426 Well, that would be a satisfactory outcome considering, uh, 531 00:27:30,459 --> 00:27:35,297 our perambulatory talking is, uh, due to do the course of nature, 532 00:27:35,330 --> 00:27:37,132 the seen and the unseen. 533 00:27:37,733 --> 00:27:39,268 Why do you talk like that, anyway? 534 00:27:40,936 --> 00:27:44,406 Well, an inquiry mind is not just the prerogative of the wealthy and elite, Sir. 535 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,309 It is a universal birthright 536 00:27:47,342 --> 00:27:51,180 which is afforded to those who take the opportunity to study, 537 00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:52,448 to pick up a book and learn, Sir. 538 00:27:52,481 --> 00:27:57,186 - Okay, okay. - Oh, major forces are at hand. 539 00:27:57,219 --> 00:27:59,988 You know the ones about the seen and the unseen 540 00:28:00,022 --> 00:28:03,459 because you know, the only constant thing in life is change, Sir. 541 00:28:04,092 --> 00:28:07,463 - Could I quote the Bard, William Shakespeare? - Yeah. 542 00:28:08,096 --> 00:28:11,133 "There is something in the heaven and Earth, Horatio, 543 00:28:11,166 --> 00:28:13,268 than are dreamt of in your philosophy." 544 00:28:13,302 --> 00:28:18,140 Ooh. Major changes are coming to you. Major changes are coming to you. 545 00:28:18,173 --> 00:28:21,043 - Whatever. Listen... - Oh, yeah, that's 10. 546 00:28:21,076 --> 00:28:22,377 Good one... good... good one, Shakespeare. 547 00:28:22,411 --> 00:28:24,012 Here you go, mate, here is a tenner. 548 00:28:25,414 --> 00:28:26,315 - Yeah, it's alright. It's alright. - Big changes are coming for you. 549 00:28:26,348 --> 00:28:28,283 - Alright. - Big changes are coming for you. 550 00:28:28,317 --> 00:28:33,021 Big changes are coming for you. 551 00:28:44,166 --> 00:28:46,401 Damn, you are psychic. 552 00:28:46,435 --> 00:28:49,071 Yes, I am. 553 00:28:49,104 --> 00:28:51,440 Brian said that you might be coming. Enter. 554 00:29:00,315 --> 00:29:01,350 Sit. 555 00:29:13,897 --> 00:29:18,066 So, what can Madame Ruby do for you, my lovely? 556 00:29:19,301 --> 00:29:21,270 I don't even know where to start. 557 00:29:21,303 --> 00:29:23,806 Do you know what, this is the first time I've done anything like this. 558 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:27,309 Um, um, I need a woman. 559 00:29:29,846 --> 00:29:31,446 This is not that kind of service. 560 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,248 I... I read palm. 561 00:29:33,282 --> 00:29:38,320 No, no, no, no, no, not like... like, um, ah, how do I explain? 562 00:29:38,353 --> 00:29:40,122 Like, okay, look, 563 00:29:40,155 --> 00:29:42,324 I just want to find out like if there's anything wrong with me. 564 00:29:42,357 --> 00:29:43,592 That's what... that's what I've come here for. 565 00:29:44,459 --> 00:29:46,295 I don't think I can help you. 566 00:29:46,328 --> 00:29:48,430 You need NHS. I'm not a doctor. 567 00:29:48,463 --> 00:29:55,470 No. Oh, alright. Listen, um, alright, so you... you read into the future, yeah? 568 00:29:55,504 --> 00:29:57,306 - I can. - Okay, alright. 569 00:29:57,339 --> 00:30:00,542 So, I basically want to find like my... 570 00:30:00,576 --> 00:30:04,346 The woman, my dream woman, you know, you can look into the future 571 00:30:04,379 --> 00:30:05,581 and try and help me maybe somehow. 572 00:30:06,315 --> 00:30:07,215 Okay. 573 00:30:07,583 --> 00:30:08,483 Okay. 574 00:30:09,384 --> 00:30:10,586 Give me your hands. 575 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,436 Oh, you're so lonely. 576 00:30:28,637 --> 00:30:31,206 You are so, so lonely. 577 00:30:31,239 --> 00:30:37,646 But I... I... I... 578 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:48,657 What? What? What? 579 00:30:52,260 --> 00:30:58,667 I'm getting Mel... Me... Me... Melanie... Melanie. 580 00:30:59,401 --> 00:31:05,340 She's saying that she likes the way you use your tongue 581 00:31:06,541 --> 00:31:13,248 and... and you have a very big lunchbox? 582 00:31:13,281 --> 00:31:15,450 Oh. Melanie? 583 00:31:15,484 --> 00:31:17,285 Melanie Richards. 584 00:31:17,753 --> 00:31:19,922 She's been dead for 15 years. 585 00:31:19,956 --> 00:31:21,523 You see dead people? 586 00:31:21,556 --> 00:31:23,525 I'm only telling you what I can see. 587 00:31:23,558 --> 00:31:25,928 No, no, no, I have not come here for that. 588 00:31:25,962 --> 00:31:30,265 Can't you see anybody who's alive? I want to find my dream girl now. 589 00:31:30,298 --> 00:31:33,936 - Okay, come on. - Oh, my gosh! 590 00:31:40,676 --> 00:31:42,945 Oh! 591 00:31:42,979 --> 00:31:46,381 There is... there is something blocking. 592 00:31:46,983 --> 00:31:48,583 There's... there's... there's something blocking. 593 00:31:50,552 --> 00:31:51,453 What? 594 00:31:52,688 --> 00:31:54,423 What? What? What? What? 595 00:31:55,024 --> 00:31:55,958 He's gone. 596 00:31:55,992 --> 00:31:57,960 What do you mean gone? 597 00:31:57,994 --> 00:31:59,294 Gone where? 598 00:31:59,327 --> 00:32:00,897 Gone where? Find it. 599 00:32:00,930 --> 00:32:05,567 Go back to whatever you was doing be... do the... do that. Go back. Come on. 600 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:06,601 You have to find it. 601 00:32:06,635 --> 00:32:07,669 It... it is gone. 602 00:32:07,703 --> 00:32:10,807 Once the vision is gone, it's gone. 603 00:32:11,540 --> 00:32:14,710 There's somebody out there for you but you must find her. 604 00:32:14,743 --> 00:32:15,544 How? 605 00:32:15,577 --> 00:32:17,579 I don't know, I'm not a detective. 606 00:32:17,612 --> 00:32:20,449 - But you must find her. - Okay. 607 00:32:20,817 --> 00:32:22,718 You've been amazing. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. 608 00:32:22,751 --> 00:32:25,822 - I love you. I love you. Muah. I love you. - Wait, wait, wait. 609 00:32:29,491 --> 00:32:30,425 There's more? There's more? 610 00:32:31,359 --> 00:32:32,394 You have to pay. 611 00:32:39,334 --> 00:32:41,770 - Ashley. Asher. - Broski. 612 00:32:41,804 --> 00:32:45,440 Bruv, listen, I need to set up like a Tinder online dating profile thing. 613 00:32:45,474 --> 00:32:46,508 Give me two seconds. 614 00:32:48,376 --> 00:32:49,511 - Look. - What's that? 615 00:32:49,544 --> 00:32:50,545 Man's already looked after you, bruv. 616 00:32:50,579 --> 00:32:51,781 - I've set the profile for you already. - Yes. 617 00:32:51,814 --> 00:32:53,216 Yes, trust me. I've got your main picture up already here. 618 00:32:53,248 --> 00:32:56,685 - Yeah. - You scroll down and you just got these little three blocks. 619 00:32:56,718 --> 00:32:59,354 You just gotta add the pictures that you want to put in here. 620 00:32:59,387 --> 00:33:02,058 As soon as you do that, finish that, then the matches come up. 621 00:33:02,091 --> 00:33:04,060 Just scroll through your matches and send them messages and that's it. 622 00:33:04,093 --> 00:33:05,761 - Simple. - What? It's that easy? 623 00:33:05,795 --> 00:33:08,296 - That easy, bro. - What? 624 00:33:08,330 --> 00:33:09,664 - Bruv! - Trust me. 625 00:33:09,698 --> 00:33:11,033 - That's wicked. - Yeah. 626 00:33:11,067 --> 00:33:13,635 All you got... Do you know what though, watch out for the catfish. 627 00:33:13,668 --> 00:33:14,669 What's that? 628 00:33:16,005 --> 00:33:18,607 I was trying to meet this one girl called Renee for months, bruv. 629 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,709 - Yeah. - We're talking, we're texting, 630 00:33:20,742 --> 00:33:22,779 she's sending me nudes, everything, boom. 631 00:33:22,812 --> 00:33:24,814 So I'm saying, "Okay, let's... let's... let's meet." 632 00:33:24,847 --> 00:33:26,314 - Yeah. - Yeah. 633 00:33:26,348 --> 00:33:28,683 Now, always avoiding me, yes. I thought, okay, let me... let me do this. 634 00:33:28,717 --> 00:33:31,453 I'll go and surprise her. I'll turn up to her work. 635 00:33:31,486 --> 00:33:34,389 I'm at the bus stop now, yeah, get the phone out and call. 636 00:33:34,422 --> 00:33:36,058 Phone starts ringing to the left of me, bruv. 637 00:33:36,092 --> 00:33:38,627 I look around, it's a man, bruv, who's answering. 638 00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:41,396 - Oh. - Trust me. That's what I'm saying, bruv. 639 00:33:41,429 --> 00:33:43,398 Yeah. Trust me, yeah. 640 00:33:43,431 --> 00:33:45,534 So watch out them for the fake profiles, bruv. 641 00:33:45,567 --> 00:33:46,768 Bruv, respect for the heads up, man. 642 00:33:46,803 --> 00:33:47,602 - Respect, bruv. - Thanks, bruv. 643 00:33:47,636 --> 00:33:50,072 Yo, Ash, are you seeing Reesh later? 644 00:33:50,106 --> 00:33:53,742 Nah, bruv, um, we had a proper full-blown. 645 00:33:54,376 --> 00:33:56,678 Oh, mate, sorry to hear about that, man. 646 00:33:56,711 --> 00:33:58,881 No, but this time, brother, that's it. 647 00:33:59,614 --> 00:34:01,483 Bro, I thought she was the one. 648 00:34:01,516 --> 00:34:04,452 Nah, bruv, it is what it is. 649 00:34:04,486 --> 00:34:06,421 - If it's done, it's done, innit? - No, man. 650 00:34:06,454 --> 00:34:08,757 Bro, listen, you need to kiss her, hug her, 651 00:34:08,791 --> 00:34:09,892 make her feel like she's the one, bruv. 652 00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:11,459 Trust me, man. 653 00:34:11,493 --> 00:34:13,762 Do it like your life depended on it. 654 00:34:13,796 --> 00:34:14,797 That's what they do in the movies. 655 00:34:14,831 --> 00:34:19,734 Well, I ain't no Richard Gere. But, yeah, thanks. 656 00:34:31,446 --> 00:34:33,049 I knew I'll find you here, you know. 657 00:34:33,082 --> 00:34:35,717 What are you getting done now? Have you even got space? 658 00:34:35,750 --> 00:34:37,320 Just getting some more inks, man. 659 00:34:37,352 --> 00:34:39,889 I'm gonna just, you know, tidy them up a bit, bring it down the whole sleeve. 660 00:34:39,922 --> 00:34:41,456 You know how you do this thing, man. 661 00:34:41,489 --> 00:34:43,592 - What's good, anyway? - We need to get Trey go. 662 00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:44,626 We need to get Trey go. 663 00:34:44,659 --> 00:34:47,163 We need to hit bars, clubs, wherever, however. 664 00:34:47,196 --> 00:34:50,132 So you came all the way to Battersea just to say that. 665 00:34:50,166 --> 00:34:51,200 But already got no credit. 666 00:34:51,234 --> 00:34:53,435 Listen, the reason is I need to borrow your car. 667 00:34:55,370 --> 00:34:57,539 Seriously, please. I need to see this girl. 668 00:34:57,572 --> 00:34:58,875 Bro, you better take Uber, man. 669 00:34:58,908 --> 00:35:00,575 You don't know about Simone? 670 00:35:00,609 --> 00:35:01,776 Simone? 671 00:35:03,012 --> 00:35:06,414 Simone got to, the girl in the highest tax bracket, Simone. 672 00:35:06,448 --> 00:35:07,783 I don't know, man. No. 673 00:35:07,817 --> 00:35:10,418 Listen, she throws a banging VIP party. 674 00:35:10,452 --> 00:35:12,621 And listen, there's gonna be bad girls there, it's heavy. 675 00:35:12,654 --> 00:35:14,756 - No, I'm good, man. I'm gonna chill this week. - Okay. 676 00:35:15,791 --> 00:35:20,830 Actually we're gonna need four invitations. 677 00:35:20,863 --> 00:35:22,464 Alright. Listen, she's family, man. 678 00:35:22,497 --> 00:35:23,799 - I've got you both, 100 percent. - Yeah. 679 00:35:23,833 --> 00:35:24,867 - Cool, man. - Love. 680 00:35:24,901 --> 00:35:26,401 Alright, brother, later. So, can I borrow your car? 681 00:35:35,011 --> 00:35:36,779 high, you know. 682 00:35:36,812 --> 00:35:37,914 Exactly. 683 00:35:40,950 --> 00:35:42,985 What is this? 684 00:35:44,253 --> 00:35:45,855 - Is this where you taking me to? - Yeah? 685 00:35:47,656 --> 00:35:48,891 - You like it? - Of course, I like it. 686 00:35:48,925 --> 00:35:50,492 Party. 687 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:55,730 Hey. Wow. 688 00:35:56,498 --> 00:35:59,701 This is a madness. 689 00:36:00,236 --> 00:36:02,470 - We have arrived. - Come on, come on. 690 00:36:06,275 --> 00:36:08,610 Oh, wow. 691 00:36:08,978 --> 00:36:10,813 - Whoa! - Hello. 692 00:36:10,846 --> 00:36:12,014 - Hi. - Kai's friends, right? 693 00:36:12,048 --> 00:36:14,482 Yes, my name is Jirese. And this is... 694 00:36:14,516 --> 00:36:18,687 - Jason. Pleased to meet you. - I am Cruz. Good to see you. 695 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,722 Has our friend arrived... Trey, Treyvon? 696 00:36:20,755 --> 00:36:23,558 He's about my height and weird... 697 00:36:23,591 --> 00:36:25,227 Look like him but not as good looking as me. 698 00:36:32,868 --> 00:36:34,804 Not by now, but do come in. 699 00:36:35,537 --> 00:36:37,273 - Ladies first. - Thank you. 700 00:36:37,306 --> 00:36:38,606 After you. 701 00:36:44,546 --> 00:36:45,714 Wow. 702 00:36:46,648 --> 00:36:47,883 Nice place. 703 00:36:47,917 --> 00:36:51,686 Um, you guys are early so might as well get a drink at the bar? 704 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:53,722 She's got the bar. She got the bar. 705 00:36:53,755 --> 00:36:56,058 Most people have a fridge but she got the whole bar. 706 00:36:56,092 --> 00:36:57,726 Sounds good to me. 707 00:36:57,759 --> 00:36:58,861 - I'm with you, man. - Through there? 708 00:36:58,894 --> 00:37:00,662 - Through there, yeah. - Thank you. 709 00:37:07,903 --> 00:37:09,839 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 710 00:37:09,872 --> 00:37:11,273 - Thank you. - You know, I'm gonna go and call Trey. 711 00:37:11,307 --> 00:37:12,241 - Okay, mate. Yeah. - Yeah? 712 00:37:12,274 --> 00:37:14,743 I'm gonna head outside and join the party. 713 00:37:14,776 --> 00:37:16,511 No worries. I'll come back for that. 714 00:37:17,579 --> 00:37:20,883 So, uh, do you have many parties here? 715 00:37:20,916 --> 00:37:21,817 I do actually. 716 00:37:23,386 --> 00:37:26,956 - Please leave a message after the tone. - Trey, it's us, man. 717 00:37:26,989 --> 00:37:28,623 I'm at the spot, we are at the place. 718 00:37:28,656 --> 00:37:30,893 You need to hurry up, man. The guys are waiting, yeah. 719 00:37:30,926 --> 00:37:32,727 Don't be on no long-ting, please, man. 720 00:37:32,761 --> 00:37:35,798 Hurry up. Alright. See you soon. Alright, bless. Bye. 721 00:37:42,905 --> 00:37:43,973 Yo, uh, what's going? 722 00:37:44,006 --> 00:37:46,042 - Yo, you alright? - Yeah, man, I'm blessed, brother. 723 00:37:46,075 --> 00:37:47,043 - You alright? - I'm good, man. 724 00:37:47,076 --> 00:37:48,743 - Long time. - I know, bruv. 725 00:37:48,778 --> 00:37:50,046 It's just a quick workout today, bro. 726 00:37:50,079 --> 00:37:52,081 - Okay, cool. Cool. - Yeah. Anything in there? 727 00:37:52,114 --> 00:37:54,050 - Too many, man. Too many. - Are you serious? 728 00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:55,683 Yeah. I can't imagine. 729 00:37:55,717 --> 00:37:56,651 - Yeah. - Go have your fun, man. 730 00:37:56,684 --> 00:37:59,088 Wish me, bruv. Alright, thanks. 731 00:38:02,825 --> 00:38:04,759 - Oh! - Bro, where have you been? 732 00:38:04,794 --> 00:38:07,029 - You're late. - I know. I'm sorry, bruv. I'm sorry, man. 733 00:38:07,063 --> 00:38:08,330 I had some property stuff to deal with. 734 00:38:08,364 --> 00:38:11,033 Listen, so you just go, I'm gonna quickly grab a drink, yeah. 735 00:38:11,067 --> 00:38:11,901 - Alright. - Alright. 736 00:38:11,934 --> 00:38:13,102 - See you in a bit. - See you in a bit. 737 00:38:25,647 --> 00:38:27,715 That's... Oh, no. 738 00:38:29,118 --> 00:38:30,685 Oh, wait... hello. 739 00:38:32,088 --> 00:38:33,989 Hold on, wait, it is you. 740 00:38:34,023 --> 00:38:35,357 I didn't know that you trained here. 741 00:38:35,391 --> 00:38:37,827 Yeah. I didn't know you trained. 742 00:38:38,394 --> 00:38:41,163 Oh, listen, is it alright if like I jump in and we could do like... 743 00:38:41,197 --> 00:38:44,900 Oh, I don't think so. I've literally just finished. 744 00:38:44,934 --> 00:38:47,403 So, it's time for me to stretch and leave, actually. 745 00:38:47,436 --> 00:38:49,872 Alright. Listen, um, how often do you train down here? 746 00:38:50,172 --> 00:38:51,907 Often enough. 747 00:38:51,941 --> 00:38:54,076 So then maybe like we could train together, like... 748 00:38:54,110 --> 00:38:55,978 Um, I doubt that very much. 749 00:38:56,011 --> 00:38:58,414 I'm just gonna leave now. I've finished now. 750 00:38:58,447 --> 00:39:00,883 So if you want to take over, knock yourself out. 751 00:39:01,716 --> 00:39:02,650 Yeah, but... 752 00:39:03,886 --> 00:39:04,887 I'll see you later. 753 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:07,123 Oh, man. 754 00:39:07,156 --> 00:39:08,690 Oh, God. 755 00:39:08,723 --> 00:39:09,959 Bruv, tell me that's you. 756 00:39:09,992 --> 00:39:11,961 - No, man. - That's gonna be you, bruv. 757 00:39:12,694 --> 00:39:14,130 - Cheers. - Cheers. 758 00:39:14,163 --> 00:39:16,664 Thank you so much for inviting us 759 00:39:16,698 --> 00:39:18,200 - to this amazing party. - No, you're welcome. 760 00:39:47,029 --> 00:39:47,930 Whoa! 761 00:40:13,189 --> 00:40:15,791 - So how many sets are we doing? - Probably about three more. 762 00:40:15,824 --> 00:40:18,460 - I feel mashed up rough, trust me. - Magical. 763 00:40:18,494 --> 00:40:20,728 Yo, what you're saying? You cool? 764 00:40:20,762 --> 00:40:22,498 - What are you saying, bruv? - He's saying cool. Yeah. 765 00:40:22,531 --> 00:40:24,266 Yeah, yeah, I've seen you looking at that girl over. 766 00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:25,134 What, the one in the gray? 767 00:40:25,167 --> 00:40:26,768 Yeah, the one that was in the splits. 768 00:40:26,802 --> 00:40:29,238 Yes, she was good stuff. 769 00:40:29,271 --> 00:40:31,273 How do you know that she likes you though? 770 00:40:33,309 --> 00:40:34,476 That's what I'm trying to say. 771 00:40:34,510 --> 00:40:36,879 You are perving on a girl that's just trying to work out. 772 00:40:36,912 --> 00:40:38,280 And you don't even know she's your type. 773 00:40:38,314 --> 00:40:39,848 What's wrong with this guy? 774 00:40:39,882 --> 00:40:41,483 Or you're even her type. 775 00:40:41,517 --> 00:40:43,953 And I know for a fact you're not her type. 776 00:40:43,986 --> 00:40:45,888 Bruv, why... what's going on? What are you coming up... 777 00:40:45,921 --> 00:40:47,856 Bruv, I'm just saying, some people just want to work out, 778 00:40:47,890 --> 00:40:49,792 and you're out here trying to grab girls. 779 00:40:49,825 --> 00:40:50,960 Girls don't want you. 780 00:40:50,993 --> 00:40:52,494 She might not want to talk to you. 781 00:40:52,528 --> 00:40:54,797 She might not like you one bit, bruv. 782 00:40:55,164 --> 00:40:56,232 She's young. 783 00:40:56,265 --> 00:40:58,033 You're old. 784 00:40:59,235 --> 00:41:01,103 You're just a whole different breed. 785 00:41:01,136 --> 00:41:03,839 Bruv, who come to the gym dressed like Venom. 786 00:41:03,872 --> 00:41:05,140 Get out of here, man. 787 00:41:05,174 --> 00:41:06,809 - That's easy, you know. - Leave this brother alone, man. 788 00:41:06,842 --> 00:41:08,010 It's that people work out, man. 789 00:41:14,250 --> 00:41:15,918 Francis, you're still here. 790 00:41:15,951 --> 00:41:18,053 Hey, how are you doing? 791 00:41:18,087 --> 00:41:19,888 - I'm fine, thanks. - Good, good. 792 00:41:19,922 --> 00:41:22,324 Listen, I know we got off to a bad start, yeah, 793 00:41:22,358 --> 00:41:24,793 but maybe like we could train together or something. 794 00:41:24,827 --> 00:41:27,129 Look, we both know you couldn't keep up with me 795 00:41:27,162 --> 00:41:29,331 if you trained with me, so let's just leave it there. 796 00:41:29,365 --> 00:41:32,067 Wow. That's big talk. Alright, alright. What about this then... 797 00:41:32,101 --> 00:41:35,904 One day, when you're not working, yeah, if like I come over... 798 00:41:35,938 --> 00:41:38,874 Oh, no, you come over and we get some food. 799 00:41:38,907 --> 00:41:40,142 That... that's never gonna happen. 800 00:41:40,175 --> 00:41:41,243 And I can cook... 801 00:41:46,181 --> 00:41:48,884 Babes, who is this? 802 00:41:49,218 --> 00:41:51,086 You remember the client I was telling you about, 803 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:52,321 the one that's renovating the old boxing gym. 804 00:41:52,354 --> 00:41:55,190 Yeah, listen, didn't she tell you about me? 805 00:41:55,224 --> 00:41:58,861 Like, I'm a client and basically... you told him... Did you tell him? 806 00:41:58,894 --> 00:42:00,596 You never said to him anything about like I'm... 807 00:42:00,629 --> 00:42:04,166 So basically, I buy and sell properties and she's... 808 00:42:04,199 --> 00:42:06,268 you know what she does, that's your girl, innit? Obviously. 809 00:42:06,302 --> 00:42:08,837 And, um, do you... You train here as well? 810 00:42:08,871 --> 00:42:11,206 - Does he train here? - Look, about the renovation, 811 00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:13,142 I'll be speaking to you soon about it. 812 00:42:13,175 --> 00:42:15,010 So, um, I'll see you later. 813 00:42:15,044 --> 00:42:18,047 Okay, alright. Well, it was good to see you. 814 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:21,817 And I will be in contact regarding the... the property. 815 00:42:46,975 --> 00:42:47,876 Hello. 816 00:42:49,278 --> 00:42:50,446 Yeah. Ash, what's up? 817 00:42:52,348 --> 00:42:54,383 No, no, just on my way back from the office. 818 00:42:55,317 --> 00:42:56,218 What? 819 00:42:57,119 --> 00:42:58,387 Why are you reading my messages, bruv? 820 00:42:58,420 --> 00:43:00,155 I was just about to use it. 821 00:43:00,189 --> 00:43:02,324 You left it open and it just popped up. 822 00:43:02,358 --> 00:43:05,961 Anyway, she wants to meet you tonight, T. 823 00:43:05,994 --> 00:43:07,062 Where? 824 00:43:07,096 --> 00:43:09,932 Bruv, trust me, she is banging. 825 00:43:09,965 --> 00:43:11,100 I would. 826 00:43:11,133 --> 00:43:13,268 Alright. Listen, text me the details. 827 00:43:13,302 --> 00:43:14,336 Yeah. 828 00:43:14,370 --> 00:43:15,304 Alright, alright. 829 00:43:16,171 --> 00:43:17,906 Yeah, thanks. Alright. Bye. 830 00:43:18,273 --> 00:43:19,308 Alright. Alright. 831 00:43:47,102 --> 00:43:48,003 Hey. 832 00:43:48,971 --> 00:43:49,905 Move. 833 00:43:50,739 --> 00:43:52,107 Hey. Listen. 834 00:44:01,250 --> 00:44:03,185 Oi! Oi! Wait, what are you doing? 835 00:44:05,354 --> 00:44:06,422 Are you alright? 836 00:44:07,456 --> 00:44:08,991 - Are you okay? - Shit. 837 00:44:09,024 --> 00:44:11,293 - I'm alright. - Can you sit up? 838 00:44:13,128 --> 00:44:14,496 Try to get up little if you can. 839 00:44:16,432 --> 00:44:18,167 Come on. 840 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,101 Are you okay? 841 00:44:20,369 --> 00:44:22,070 - I can't believe it. - Don't worry. 842 00:44:22,471 --> 00:44:24,072 Aaargh! 843 00:44:24,106 --> 00:44:25,207 Do I know you from somewhere? 844 00:44:27,342 --> 00:44:30,012 Hold on, you're her. 845 00:44:30,045 --> 00:44:32,181 Yeah. You took my number and you didn't use it. 846 00:44:32,214 --> 00:44:33,982 - No, no, no, no. - It's okay, though. 847 00:44:34,016 --> 00:44:35,184 Listen, no, what happened... 848 00:44:35,217 --> 00:44:37,052 It's fine. It's fine. 849 00:44:37,085 --> 00:44:39,755 You're in pain. Okay, should I call the police, ambulance or... 850 00:44:39,789 --> 00:44:40,857 No, no, no police. 851 00:44:40,890 --> 00:44:43,425 It's okay. It's alright, I'll... I'll call my friend. 852 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,361 - It's alright. - Did they hurt you anywhere else? 853 00:44:46,395 --> 00:44:48,230 - Did they cut you anywhere? - No. 854 00:44:49,231 --> 00:44:50,299 Oh, my phone's not working. 855 00:44:51,567 --> 00:44:53,235 You can use my phone, right? 856 00:44:55,571 --> 00:44:58,207 Shit, I've left it at home. So, look, I live around the block, right, 857 00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:01,076 so you can just come around the block with me at my house 858 00:45:01,109 --> 00:45:01,945 and you can just use my phone there. 859 00:45:01,977 --> 00:45:03,278 - Are you sure? - Use the phone at home. 860 00:45:03,312 --> 00:45:04,146 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure... - Yeah, but you don't even know me. 861 00:45:04,179 --> 00:45:06,315 Marvin's there. It's fine. It's okay. 862 00:45:06,348 --> 00:45:08,350 - Just gotta get you cleaned up. Yeah? - You sure? 863 00:45:08,383 --> 00:45:11,086 Yeah, yeah, sure. Come, let's just go. 864 00:45:11,119 --> 00:45:12,387 - Can you... - Yeah. 865 00:45:13,055 --> 00:45:14,756 Just put your arm around me like this. 866 00:45:14,791 --> 00:45:17,059 - Oh, my God! I can't believe this. - Just take it easy. 867 00:45:17,092 --> 00:45:17,993 Just take it easy. 868 00:45:19,595 --> 00:45:23,098 - ] - Oh, shit. 869 00:45:24,266 --> 00:45:26,502 Oops. Oops, oops, oops. 870 00:45:40,582 --> 00:45:42,217 - Are you sure? - Yeah, come. 871 00:45:42,251 --> 00:45:43,452 Oh, that's Marvin. 872 00:45:46,622 --> 00:45:49,124 Do you want me to offer you a drink whilst you're waiting? 873 00:45:49,157 --> 00:45:51,460 I can't believe I've actually got a strange man in my house 874 00:45:51,493 --> 00:45:52,728 and I can't even remember your name. 875 00:45:52,761 --> 00:45:56,431 Okay, so my name is Shenisha. Um, and you can call me Shen. 876 00:45:56,465 --> 00:45:58,200 Nice to meet you, my name's Treyvon. 877 00:45:58,233 --> 00:45:59,268 - Ah. - Hello. 878 00:45:59,301 --> 00:46:01,169 Hi, Treyvon. That's it, Treyvon? 879 00:46:01,203 --> 00:46:02,337 Yeah. 880 00:46:02,371 --> 00:46:04,339 - I'll go and get a drink for you and... - Thank you. 881 00:46:04,373 --> 00:46:06,241 - Get some water for your face. - Thank you. 882 00:46:06,843 --> 00:46:11,246 I can't believe I'm inside her house here with her 883 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:12,481 and she's touching my face. 884 00:46:12,514 --> 00:46:14,283 I don't let no girl touch my face. 885 00:46:15,384 --> 00:46:18,420 Look at her eyes. I think she's perfect. 886 00:46:19,655 --> 00:46:22,090 Oh, and she's got dimples as well. 887 00:46:22,124 --> 00:46:24,192 I didn't even realize she had dimples. 888 00:46:24,226 --> 00:46:26,194 This is just getting better. 889 00:46:26,228 --> 00:46:29,398 When you make a girl giggle like that, you're in. 890 00:46:29,431 --> 00:46:31,199 - Is it? - January 7th. 891 00:46:31,233 --> 00:46:32,568 Yeah, yeah. I got you. 892 00:46:33,836 --> 00:46:36,605 Oh, that must be your friend. Let me go and get him first. 893 00:46:41,476 --> 00:46:42,879 Oh, what happened to you? 894 00:46:42,912 --> 00:46:45,414 Bruv, some madness, bruv. 895 00:46:45,915 --> 00:46:50,385 So you know I went to go and meet, um, my friend, yeah, 896 00:46:50,419 --> 00:46:53,622 and I'm waiting in my car, within five minutes about seven or... 897 00:46:53,655 --> 00:46:55,424 There's at least ten of them actually. 898 00:46:55,457 --> 00:46:57,192 Men just surrounded my car, bruv. 899 00:46:57,225 --> 00:46:58,193 - What? - Yeah. 900 00:46:58,226 --> 00:46:59,829 There was enough of them to surround my car. 901 00:46:59,862 --> 00:47:03,066 I heard the man talking about he's gonna pull out a metal pipe and all that crap. 902 00:47:03,465 --> 00:47:05,367 So I jumped out and I confronted them. 903 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:06,602 No, no, you know what I'm like. 904 00:47:06,635 --> 00:47:07,736 But why didn't you call me sooner? 905 00:47:07,769 --> 00:47:10,339 Bruv, I wish. I didn't have time. I jumped out. 906 00:47:10,372 --> 00:47:14,476 I'm grappling with two of them, punched one of them in the head. I know I broke his nose. 907 00:47:14,509 --> 00:47:15,878 I broke one of their... Look at my hand. 908 00:47:15,912 --> 00:47:20,382 - Yeah, he broke his arm. - Listen, yeah, so anyway, bruv, 909 00:47:20,415 --> 00:47:21,717 I appreciate you coming, man. 910 00:47:22,451 --> 00:47:23,285 Thanks, man. 911 00:47:23,318 --> 00:47:26,221 Thank you, bruv. I appreciate it, man. 912 00:47:26,254 --> 00:47:28,290 - Yeah, nice meeting you. - Very nice meeting you. 913 00:47:28,323 --> 00:47:31,193 - You take care of him. Yeah. - Nice to... Thank you. 914 00:47:31,226 --> 00:47:33,595 - No, I really appreciate... - No worries. 915 00:47:33,629 --> 00:47:35,530 - ...you looking after me. - It's okay. 916 00:47:35,564 --> 00:47:37,165 - Yeah? - Yeah. 917 00:47:37,532 --> 00:47:41,503 - Uh, alright. Thanks. Alright. - Take... take care. 918 00:47:41,536 --> 00:47:42,939 Okay. 919 00:47:42,972 --> 00:47:44,339 Uh, thank you. 920 00:47:51,279 --> 00:47:52,681 Ball of fire. 921 00:47:53,615 --> 00:47:54,917 - Pow. - On the 5. 922 00:47:55,952 --> 00:47:57,920 Like that, yeah. Like that, yeah. 923 00:47:57,954 --> 00:48:00,188 Not today. Not today. 924 00:48:00,222 --> 00:48:01,490 Yeah, I think you see my cards. 925 00:48:01,523 --> 00:48:02,925 You're lucky. You're lucky. You're lucky. 926 00:48:02,959 --> 00:48:04,359 What happened last night, anyways? 927 00:48:04,393 --> 00:48:07,362 I would have been there in a flash. You know I'm about this thing. 928 00:48:08,998 --> 00:48:10,532 Bro, you should have called me. 929 00:48:10,565 --> 00:48:13,635 Bruv, who do you think I would have called? I would have called you, yes. 930 00:48:13,669 --> 00:48:15,604 Mr. Shadow Boxer over there, you're mad. 931 00:48:15,637 --> 00:48:17,406 I mean it. 932 00:48:17,439 --> 00:48:18,373 Who guess it? 933 00:48:18,407 --> 00:48:19,976 Um, I think it's yours, yeah. 934 00:48:20,009 --> 00:48:21,610 Bruv, I need to find this girl, you know. 935 00:48:21,643 --> 00:48:22,678 She helped me, bro. 936 00:48:22,711 --> 00:48:23,780 I need to see her again. 937 00:48:23,813 --> 00:48:25,647 - Your phone's smashed, innit? - Exactly. 938 00:48:26,348 --> 00:48:27,683 Yeah, I left her my business card 939 00:48:27,716 --> 00:48:29,484 but I don't know if she's even gonna call though. 940 00:48:29,518 --> 00:48:30,787 Don't you know where she lives? 941 00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:34,423 I went to her house last night but it was dark. 942 00:48:34,456 --> 00:48:35,724 So I don't even know if I remember. 943 00:48:35,757 --> 00:48:37,526 You do remember. Go there right now. 944 00:48:38,027 --> 00:48:40,495 Who turns up at a girl's house like they don't know? 945 00:48:40,529 --> 00:48:42,397 Like, this is the... I only met her once, you know. 946 00:48:42,999 --> 00:48:43,732 It doesn't matter. 947 00:48:46,268 --> 00:48:48,437 - Really? - Yeah, I'll do it 100 percent. 948 00:48:48,470 --> 00:48:49,371 Yeah, he would. 949 00:48:49,404 --> 00:48:51,673 This guy. You're a joker. 950 00:48:55,610 --> 00:48:57,713 Now, where is it? Where is it? 951 00:49:23,338 --> 00:49:24,439 Yeah, that is it. 952 00:49:25,307 --> 00:49:26,175 Who are you? 953 00:49:27,609 --> 00:49:29,779 What do you want? Who are you here for? 954 00:49:30,545 --> 00:49:32,280 And the rose flowers for? 955 00:49:32,314 --> 00:49:33,548 Are they for Shenisha? 956 00:49:34,083 --> 00:49:35,317 Shenisha. 957 00:49:35,617 --> 00:49:37,019 Who is Sheni... 958 00:49:37,053 --> 00:49:38,620 No, I don't know any Shenisha. 959 00:49:38,653 --> 00:49:41,289 - Is that who lives here? - Shenisha lives here. 960 00:49:41,323 --> 00:49:45,560 Oh, this is... No, this is 67 I was looking for. 961 00:49:45,594 --> 00:49:47,295 These flowers, Sister Margaret. 962 00:49:47,329 --> 00:49:48,764 I was looking for Sister Margaret. 963 00:49:48,798 --> 00:49:50,499 That's... yeah, because yeah... 964 00:49:50,532 --> 00:49:52,768 No, she lives at 67. 965 00:49:52,802 --> 00:49:56,505 She's... she's sick. She's sick. I brought them for poor Sister Margaret. 966 00:49:56,538 --> 00:49:58,373 Poor Sister Margaret, she is dying. 967 00:49:58,406 --> 00:50:00,475 Sister Margaret! 968 00:50:00,509 --> 00:50:01,844 Sister Margaret! She's not in. 969 00:50:02,812 --> 00:50:05,680 Hey, don't be doing that nonsense crap. 970 00:50:05,714 --> 00:50:07,582 Tiny. 971 00:50:08,350 --> 00:50:10,052 - Hey, Treyvon? - Hello, Shen love. 972 00:50:11,586 --> 00:50:14,056 Get back to bed. Get to the bed. 973 00:50:14,090 --> 00:50:15,490 Look, do you wanna go in? 974 00:50:15,524 --> 00:50:18,493 I've done most of the packing already but the heavy stuff is upstairs. 975 00:50:18,527 --> 00:50:20,529 - Okay. - I'm sure Marvin will be happy to see you. 976 00:50:20,562 --> 00:50:21,429 Alright. 977 00:50:21,463 --> 00:50:23,532 I've got an appointment later, alright. 978 00:50:23,565 --> 00:50:24,801 - Okay. Alright. - I'm working late. 979 00:50:27,870 --> 00:50:30,405 - Tiny? - Yeah. 980 00:50:30,438 --> 00:50:31,908 Ain't nothing tiny about him. 981 00:50:31,941 --> 00:50:34,844 He looks like he's been stung by a thousand bees and he's allergic to it. 982 00:50:35,577 --> 00:50:37,880 Anyway, um, yeah, um, these are for you. 983 00:50:37,914 --> 00:50:39,681 Oh, thank you. That's kind of you. 984 00:50:39,714 --> 00:50:43,585 You know, you didn't have to but I was just doing my friendly neighborhood bit and everything. 985 00:50:43,618 --> 00:50:46,354 - Yeah. - But, yeah, and I hate bullies, by the way, so. 986 00:50:46,388 --> 00:50:48,490 - Are you moving? - Yeah, well, kinda. 987 00:50:48,523 --> 00:50:52,494 No, yeah, I am, yeah, my tenancy agreement is finished so I've got to go. 988 00:50:52,527 --> 00:50:53,830 But, listen, I'd love to speak to you 989 00:50:53,863 --> 00:50:55,564 but I've got an appointment and I've got to go. 990 00:50:55,597 --> 00:50:57,099 Okay. Yeah, but look, I was just gonna ask, um, 991 00:50:57,133 --> 00:50:59,668 can I maybe take you out to dinner, lunch, coffee maybe? 992 00:50:59,701 --> 00:51:00,837 A date? Listen, that's so sweet 993 00:51:00,870 --> 00:51:02,470 but I've got a date already tonight, so. 994 00:51:02,872 --> 00:51:04,841 - Oh, you got... - Yeah, with my kids. 995 00:51:04,874 --> 00:51:06,108 You've got a kid? 996 00:51:06,142 --> 00:51:07,844 Well, five of them. 997 00:51:07,877 --> 00:51:10,545 - Five? - Yeah. But, listen, I've got to go. 998 00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,127 Hi, guys. 999 00:51:25,161 --> 00:51:26,461 - Hey, Miss. - You alright? 1000 00:51:26,494 --> 00:51:27,429 Yeah, I'm good, thanks. 1001 00:51:29,598 --> 00:51:31,466 Guys, continue doing what you're doing, okay? 1002 00:51:31,499 --> 00:51:32,534 I'm going to make a quick phone call 1003 00:51:32,567 --> 00:51:33,568 and I'm going to be back, alright? 1004 00:51:33,602 --> 00:51:34,636 - Alright, Miss. - Okay. 1005 00:51:48,851 --> 00:51:50,518 Please leave a message after the tone. 1006 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,288 Hi. Hi, it's Shenisha. 1007 00:51:52,321 --> 00:51:56,491 Okay, yeah, um, so I'm doing evening courses in photography, right, 1008 00:51:56,524 --> 00:51:59,494 and, um, this week, we're shooting in London locations 1009 00:51:59,527 --> 00:52:02,731 and I was kind of like thinking if you would like to join me 1010 00:52:02,764 --> 00:52:06,601 and, perhaps, we can go for a bite to eat after. 1011 00:52:06,635 --> 00:52:09,939 So 8:00 AM tomorrow morning, Tate Modern. 1012 00:52:10,672 --> 00:52:11,740 Okay, yeah, bye. 1013 00:52:14,911 --> 00:52:18,915 ♪ You are my everything ♪ 1014 00:52:18,948 --> 00:52:22,550 ♪ You are my one and only ♪ 1015 00:52:22,584 --> 00:52:24,586 ♪ Ooh-hoo ♪ 1016 00:52:24,954 --> 00:52:27,589 Ha-ha. 1017 00:52:27,622 --> 00:52:29,792 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1018 00:52:29,825 --> 00:52:31,360 Can't a man be happy or what? 1019 00:52:31,394 --> 00:52:35,497 Bro, happy is good but it's 6:00 AM in the morning and I want to take a piss. 1020 00:52:35,831 --> 00:52:38,968 No one's this happy, this early in the morning. 1021 00:52:39,936 --> 00:52:44,439 Well, I am. So, if you'll excuse me, I need to get ready. 1022 00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:48,543 ♪ You are my everything ♪ 1023 00:53:11,700 --> 00:53:13,836 Hi, so you came. 1024 00:53:13,869 --> 00:53:15,737 - I told you. You alright? - How you doing? You alright? 1025 00:53:17,639 --> 00:53:18,773 - Come, let's go this way. - Yeah? 1026 00:53:18,808 --> 00:53:19,708 - Yeah, yeah. - Alright. 1027 00:53:21,911 --> 00:53:23,545 - I love mornings like this. - Yeah. 1028 00:53:23,578 --> 00:53:24,981 You know, especially, in the wintertime 1029 00:53:25,014 --> 00:53:27,850 when it's nice and cold, calm and it's still. 1030 00:53:27,883 --> 00:53:29,018 It's a bit too cold for me. 1031 00:53:29,051 --> 00:53:30,485 Yeah. 1032 00:53:30,886 --> 00:53:31,954 What do you do anyway? 1033 00:53:31,988 --> 00:53:34,023 Um, yeah, I'm into property. 1034 00:53:34,056 --> 00:53:35,257 - Property. - Yeah. 1035 00:53:35,291 --> 00:53:37,026 I wish I did something like that, 1036 00:53:37,059 --> 00:53:38,995 especially the fact that I'm nearly going to be homeless. 1037 00:53:39,028 --> 00:53:41,263 Oh, don't say that. What do you do anyway? 1038 00:53:41,297 --> 00:53:43,299 I work with children in the community, yeah. 1039 00:53:43,332 --> 00:53:44,867 So I try to keep them off the streets. 1040 00:53:44,900 --> 00:53:46,869 Oh, the five kids. 1041 00:53:46,902 --> 00:53:48,570 - Yeah. - Makes sense now. 1042 00:53:49,571 --> 00:53:50,638 Yep, it sure does make sense. 1043 00:53:50,672 --> 00:53:53,309 Yeah. But I don't know for how much longer though. 1044 00:53:53,342 --> 00:53:54,576 Why? What do you mean? 1045 00:53:55,077 --> 00:53:56,611 Ah, never mind. 1046 00:53:56,644 --> 00:53:57,913 Look, let's go. 1047 00:53:58,646 --> 00:53:59,949 I've got a couple more spots to hit. 1048 00:53:59,982 --> 00:54:01,616 Oh, okay then. 1049 00:54:12,995 --> 00:54:14,897 Where would you like to go today, sweet? 1050 00:54:14,930 --> 00:54:16,866 Oh, I've got a list to make it easier. Thank you. 1051 00:54:16,899 --> 00:54:17,967 - That's no problem. - Cheers. 1052 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,871 You want to go to Albert Bridge, Trafalgar Square, 1053 00:54:21,904 --> 00:54:24,706 Hampstead Heath and Buckingham Palace... 1054 00:54:24,739 --> 00:54:27,810 Yeah, but can we stop off also at, um, Hyde Park as well, please? 1055 00:54:27,843 --> 00:54:29,812 - That's no problem, sweet. - Thank you. 1056 00:54:29,845 --> 00:54:31,881 You want to go to five different destinations? 1057 00:54:31,914 --> 00:54:33,149 Yeah. 1058 00:54:33,182 --> 00:54:35,717 Brother, could you just take us to Buckingham Palace, please? 1059 00:54:35,750 --> 00:54:36,919 That's no problem, fella. 1060 00:54:36,952 --> 00:54:38,187 Thank you. 1061 00:54:38,220 --> 00:54:40,856 - So what about that? That's nice, innit? - That's Hyde Park. 1062 00:54:40,890 --> 00:54:41,924 A mini Hyde Park. 1063 00:54:41,957 --> 00:54:44,326 This actually this... this area is really nice. 1064 00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:45,693 What is this area? 1065 00:55:28,904 --> 00:55:32,108 And so that concludes the presentation, ladies and gentlemen. 1066 00:55:32,141 --> 00:55:34,977 If there are any questions you'd like to ask, please feel free. 1067 00:55:36,145 --> 00:55:39,115 Uh, yeah, um, why is it so thin? 1068 00:55:39,849 --> 00:55:40,816 What? 1069 00:55:42,251 --> 00:55:44,053 Well, I mean, you want me to invest 300 grand in something this thin? 1070 00:55:44,086 --> 00:55:44,854 Yeah. 1071 00:55:44,887 --> 00:55:46,422 It's a fair point there, actually. 1072 00:55:46,455 --> 00:55:50,159 Uh, maybe I can bulk it out with some of those traffic management studies. 1073 00:55:52,094 --> 00:55:53,162 So, what do you reckon? 1074 00:55:53,195 --> 00:55:54,897 I think if I had 300 grand, I'll be definitely in. 1075 00:55:56,298 --> 00:55:59,101 To get 300 grand, you've got to get a job in the first place. 1076 00:55:59,135 --> 00:56:01,170 Hmm, fair point. 1077 00:56:13,249 --> 00:56:14,749 Come on, give me two. 1078 00:56:18,787 --> 00:56:20,956 So, Miss, are we really gonna lose this place? 1079 00:56:20,990 --> 00:56:22,191 Don't worry. It's gonna be fine, alright? 1080 00:56:22,958 --> 00:56:24,793 - Where are we gonna train? - Don't worry. 1081 00:56:24,827 --> 00:56:26,728 You don't have to worry about anything. It's gonna be fine. 1082 00:56:26,761 --> 00:56:27,796 Yeah, right. 1083 00:56:28,264 --> 00:56:29,932 Oh, really? Give me ten. 1084 00:56:29,965 --> 00:56:31,901 - That's light. - It's light? 1085 00:56:31,934 --> 00:56:33,903 Okay, how about give me 50 then? 1086 00:56:34,803 --> 00:56:37,173 Yeah, exactly. I'll be back in a sec. 1087 00:56:58,928 --> 00:57:01,130 So, how's... how's the deal going, bro? 1088 00:57:02,097 --> 00:57:04,800 Yeah, it's kind of right, you know. 1089 00:57:05,267 --> 00:57:07,735 Um, should be done in about three weeks, the contract. 1090 00:57:07,769 --> 00:57:10,105 Nice. So, is she the one then? 1091 00:57:10,772 --> 00:57:12,774 - Who? - Really, bro? 1092 00:57:12,808 --> 00:57:14,243 You ain't stop talking about her. Come on. 1093 00:57:14,977 --> 00:57:17,213 Oh, yeah. No. 1094 00:57:17,246 --> 00:57:19,982 Bruv, I don't know, man, like, this girl... she's leaving anyway. 1095 00:57:20,015 --> 00:57:21,817 Yeah, but where's she going? 1096 00:57:21,850 --> 00:57:23,319 Don't know, bruv, but she's moving. 1097 00:57:23,352 --> 00:57:26,222 Well, wherever she's going, I'm sure they've got mobile phones. Come on. 1098 00:57:26,255 --> 00:57:30,025 Yeah, true, but I'm not sure, man. Like, you know the worst thing? 1099 00:57:30,059 --> 00:57:32,528 I was actually gonna call her, you know, and ask her on a date. 1100 00:57:32,561 --> 00:57:34,129 Do it like the traditional way. 1101 00:57:34,530 --> 00:57:35,998 Well, just ring her, innit? 1102 00:57:36,031 --> 00:57:36,999 Nah, bro. No way. 1103 00:57:37,032 --> 00:57:39,134 What's the worst that can happen? Just call her. 1104 00:57:39,568 --> 00:57:40,869 You serious? 1105 00:57:42,238 --> 00:57:43,205 Ring her, bro. 1106 00:57:43,239 --> 00:57:45,975 Ah, bruv! 1107 00:57:46,008 --> 00:57:47,176 This guy, you know. 1108 00:57:47,209 --> 00:57:48,877 - Come on, man. - This guy! 1109 00:57:49,278 --> 00:57:51,313 Bruv, if this girl asked me, you know. 1110 00:57:51,347 --> 00:57:52,982 Ah... 1111 00:57:59,288 --> 00:58:00,155 Hello, babe. 1112 00:58:01,857 --> 00:58:06,929 Yeah, um, listen. Um, ah, um. Yeah, I was just gonna ask, um, 1113 00:58:06,962 --> 00:58:09,198 if you wanted to go out maybe to get something to eat later? 1114 00:58:11,233 --> 00:58:12,134 Yeah. 1115 00:58:12,901 --> 00:58:14,536 Oh, you got an appointment. 1116 00:58:14,570 --> 00:58:15,904 What about after? 1117 00:58:18,107 --> 00:58:18,941 Seven? 1118 00:58:18,974 --> 00:58:21,377 Yeah, okay. Yeah that can work. Okay. 1119 00:58:22,311 --> 00:58:23,212 Yeah. 1120 00:58:25,281 --> 00:58:26,181 Okay. 1121 00:58:26,915 --> 00:58:27,783 Alright then. 1122 00:58:28,083 --> 00:58:28,851 Alright, see you then. 1123 00:58:31,153 --> 00:58:33,022 Alright, bye. Bye-bye, babe. Bye. 1124 00:58:35,257 --> 00:58:36,592 Bruv! 1125 00:58:38,594 --> 00:58:39,361 Simple. 1126 00:58:39,395 --> 00:58:40,863 Wha! 1127 00:58:40,896 --> 00:58:43,899 You know the only thing? This girl's always got appointments though, bro. 1128 00:58:43,932 --> 00:58:46,101 Well, she's a woman. You know what women are like, man. 1129 00:58:46,135 --> 00:58:49,071 - Always waxing, do their head, their nails... - Yeah, true. 1130 00:58:49,104 --> 00:58:50,906 - Make sure everything's prim and proper. - Yeah. 1131 00:58:50,939 --> 00:58:52,341 Actually talking about all that business, man. 1132 00:58:52,374 --> 00:58:54,176 I ain't goin' anywhere in a week or so, innit? 1133 00:58:54,209 --> 00:58:55,577 What? 1134 00:58:55,611 --> 00:58:57,179 I gotta go and do that whole, down on one knee thing, you know... 1135 00:58:57,212 --> 00:58:58,314 Oh, yeah. 1136 00:58:58,347 --> 00:58:59,915 - I forgot about that, you know, bruv. - Yeah, man. 1137 00:58:59,948 --> 00:59:01,150 No, you know, I'm proud of you, you know. 1138 00:59:01,183 --> 00:59:03,052 - You're proud of me? - Yeah, bruv. I'm proud of you, man. 1139 00:59:03,085 --> 00:59:05,321 Trust me, more black guys need to do the same thing, you know. 1140 00:59:05,354 --> 00:59:08,223 You know how many white guys get married at 17, 18. 1141 00:59:08,257 --> 00:59:10,359 Black guys waiting till they're old, bald, 1142 00:59:10,392 --> 00:59:12,361 looking terrible, belly hanging over their shirt. 1143 00:59:12,394 --> 00:59:14,330 Yeah, bruv. Yeah, man. 1144 00:59:14,363 --> 00:59:15,597 I'm happy for you, bro. 1145 00:59:15,631 --> 00:59:17,966 Is this like some kind of bromance been going on? 1146 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,270 Bro, forget bromance, bro. Take the "mance" out of it, bro. We're just bros. 1147 00:59:22,171 --> 00:59:23,305 - Let's roll, man. - Come, you ready? 1148 00:59:23,339 --> 00:59:24,940 - Yeah, man. Come on, let's roll. - Let's roll, man. 1149 00:59:24,973 --> 00:59:25,874 Let's roll. 1150 00:59:27,976 --> 00:59:29,178 That is the one, innit? 1151 00:59:29,912 --> 00:59:31,347 I can tell. 1152 00:59:31,380 --> 00:59:33,315 You're doing this weird thing with your eyes 1153 00:59:33,349 --> 00:59:34,950 when you're like twitchy and stuff. 1154 00:59:34,983 --> 00:59:36,318 Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. 1155 00:59:36,352 --> 00:59:38,187 Babe, you haven't done that twitchy thing since you were at college. 1156 00:59:38,220 --> 00:59:39,154 Mmm. 1157 00:59:39,188 --> 00:59:40,456 Go on then, there's a picture. 1158 00:59:41,090 --> 00:59:42,891 Okay, look at this. 1159 00:59:47,262 --> 00:59:49,331 What? You don't know him, do you? 1160 00:59:50,099 --> 00:59:53,102 Babe, he's black, sexy and hot. 1161 00:59:53,135 --> 00:59:55,971 No. My type's white, the odd spawn. 1162 00:59:56,004 --> 00:59:57,906 This guy's definitely not into Dr. Who. 1163 00:59:59,007 --> 01:00:00,209 I do recognize him though. 1164 01:00:01,276 --> 01:00:02,244 Looks familiar. 1165 01:00:03,312 --> 01:00:04,814 You know, I got that T'Challa memory, babe. 1166 01:00:04,848 --> 01:00:11,253 - Mm-hmmm. - Anyway, I think we should arrange an Avengers evening. 1167 01:00:11,286 --> 01:00:12,988 - Yeah? - I guess that would be fantastic, yeah. 1168 01:00:13,021 --> 01:00:14,623 - Get some noodles. - Yeah. 1169 01:00:14,656 --> 01:00:17,092 - Get some wine before you leave. - I'm so down for that. Do you know what I'll do? 1170 01:00:17,126 --> 01:00:19,228 I'll call Jess so we can have a pamper party. Yeah? 1171 01:00:19,261 --> 01:00:22,664 Okay, brilliant. When do you leave and does Mr. Man know you're leaving? 1172 01:00:22,698 --> 01:00:24,099 Well, soon-ish. 1173 01:00:24,133 --> 01:00:27,269 You know, but... yeah, it was just, you know, just dating and stuff. 1174 01:00:27,302 --> 01:00:28,370 - So, it was just sweet. - Dating? 1175 01:00:28,404 --> 01:00:30,005 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 1176 01:00:30,038 --> 01:00:32,040 - The old eye thing. - It's all twitchy. 1177 01:00:32,074 --> 01:00:33,242 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 1178 01:00:48,323 --> 01:00:50,325 A hundred and seven messages! 1179 01:00:53,395 --> 01:00:55,164 Who needs online dating? 1180 01:01:07,342 --> 01:01:11,713 So, Marvin, I've got this date tonight, right? 1181 01:01:13,248 --> 01:01:15,117 And I kind of really like him. 1182 01:01:18,053 --> 01:01:20,355 I don't know what dress to wear. What dress can I wear? 1183 01:01:20,389 --> 01:01:24,493 I'm thinking of the red one, or the black one. 1184 01:01:24,526 --> 01:01:28,263 As a matter of fact, which one do you think? 1185 01:01:29,531 --> 01:01:33,969 This one, or this one? 1186 01:01:37,807 --> 01:01:40,075 But, tonight, listen, when he comes right, 1187 01:01:40,108 --> 01:01:42,211 you've got to be really good to him. 1188 01:01:42,244 --> 01:01:43,780 You've got to be a really good boy, okay? 1189 01:01:43,813 --> 01:01:45,280 Don't jump up on him. 1190 01:01:45,314 --> 01:01:47,549 Don't slobber him with kisses or anything like that, no hugs, alright? 1191 01:01:47,583 --> 01:01:48,484 Did you get me? 1192 01:01:49,318 --> 01:01:51,286 Okay. So, you gonna be a good boy? 1193 01:01:52,087 --> 01:01:52,956 You gonna be a good boy? 1194 01:01:52,988 --> 01:01:54,990 You're gonna be a good boy. Good boy. 1195 01:02:14,510 --> 01:02:15,410 Hello, babe. 1196 01:02:15,845 --> 01:02:17,045 Yeah, I'm outside. 1197 01:02:19,147 --> 01:02:19,949 Okay. 1198 01:02:19,983 --> 01:02:21,383 Alright, see you in a second. Bye. 1199 01:02:25,587 --> 01:02:27,055 What's going on? What? 1200 01:02:28,156 --> 01:02:29,191 What's going on? 1201 01:02:32,829 --> 01:02:34,162 What the... 1202 01:02:38,835 --> 01:02:40,202 Oh. 1203 01:02:42,504 --> 01:02:45,173 Oh, my Lord! She looks amazing. 1204 01:03:05,227 --> 01:03:06,395 Oh! 1205 01:03:07,629 --> 01:03:09,565 Oh! Are you okay? 1206 01:03:09,598 --> 01:03:13,302 - Ouch! My ankle. - Oh! 1207 01:03:13,335 --> 01:03:16,471 Ah! They're my favorite shoes. 1208 01:03:17,205 --> 01:03:19,341 I love those. Oh, damn. 1209 01:03:19,374 --> 01:03:21,643 - Is your foot okay? - No. 1210 01:03:21,677 --> 01:03:23,545 - Thank you. - Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 1211 01:03:23,579 --> 01:03:27,316 Cheers. Aw. Ouch! 1212 01:03:27,349 --> 01:03:31,219 - Oh, my God! - Oh, I didn't... Ow! 1213 01:03:31,253 --> 01:03:33,856 - Oh, man. Are you sure you're okay? - Yeah, I'm alright. 1214 01:03:33,890 --> 01:03:36,258 Look, let me go inside and change this, um... 1215 01:03:36,625 --> 01:03:37,759 - This shoe? - ...shoe, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1216 01:03:37,794 --> 01:03:40,228 What I'll do... I'm gonna have to call an Uber 1217 01:03:40,262 --> 01:03:41,296 because my car's not working. 1218 01:03:42,464 --> 01:03:43,332 I don't know what's happened to it. It just stopped. 1219 01:03:43,365 --> 01:03:44,232 Okay. 1220 01:03:44,700 --> 01:03:46,501 Um... Oh, God! 1221 01:03:48,905 --> 01:03:49,571 What? 1222 01:03:49,605 --> 01:03:51,406 It's coming after 43 minutes. 1223 01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:54,209 Like there's thousands of Ubers, I don't understand. 1224 01:03:54,242 --> 01:03:55,812 Don't worry, don't worry. 1225 01:03:55,845 --> 01:03:59,314 Look, there's a cab station around the corner, I'll just get us a car, alright? 1226 01:04:00,382 --> 01:04:01,583 Two secs. 1227 01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:07,556 Hi, um, can I have a car, please? 1228 01:04:08,223 --> 01:04:09,124 Yeah. 1229 01:04:10,525 --> 01:04:11,627 Two hours? 1230 01:04:12,661 --> 01:04:14,663 Right. Okay. Are you sure? I mean, like I just... 1231 01:04:17,399 --> 01:04:18,533 - What? - Just put the phone down on me. 1232 01:04:18,935 --> 01:04:20,502 What? Oh, my gosh. 1233 01:04:21,403 --> 01:04:23,572 What a day? What a week? What a life? 1234 01:04:23,605 --> 01:04:26,208 Do you know, honestly, remember, I told you I was losing my flat? 1235 01:04:27,242 --> 01:04:29,177 Now I may be losing my job and then this happens. 1236 01:04:29,211 --> 01:04:30,545 You know what? Let's just go inside. 1237 01:04:30,579 --> 01:04:32,414 I'll rustle up us something to eat 1238 01:04:32,447 --> 01:04:36,218 and then we can just watch a film on Netflix and something, yeah? 1239 01:04:36,251 --> 01:04:37,352 - Should we do that? - Okay. Alright. 1240 01:04:37,386 --> 01:04:38,921 - Are you sure? Okay, cool. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure. 1241 01:04:38,955 --> 01:04:40,622 This hasn't started off very good, has it? 1242 01:04:40,656 --> 01:04:42,591 No, it hasn't, but it's okay. 1243 01:04:43,325 --> 01:04:44,326 Oh, man. 1244 01:04:45,494 --> 01:04:46,062 - You alright? - You're gonna have to help me though. 1245 01:04:46,095 --> 01:04:47,295 Alright. 1246 01:04:47,329 --> 01:04:49,665 - Hold on, wait. Where's Marvin? - He's at my cousin's house. 1247 01:04:50,499 --> 01:04:51,934 Look, don't worry about it. 1248 01:04:51,968 --> 01:04:53,168 We'll just get a takeaway or something. 1249 01:04:53,535 --> 01:04:55,004 What, you don't trust my cooking? 1250 01:04:55,038 --> 01:04:57,940 Yeah, I do. I just don't want you to put too much pressure on your ankle. 1251 01:04:57,974 --> 01:04:59,307 - That's all. - Oh, thank you. 1252 01:04:59,341 --> 01:05:00,609 I'll tell you what then. 1253 01:05:00,642 --> 01:05:04,947 You order the food and I will see what's in the television. 1254 01:05:04,981 --> 01:05:06,281 Can you pass me the control, please? 1255 01:05:06,314 --> 01:05:07,282 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1256 01:05:07,315 --> 01:05:08,483 - Ooh. - There you go. 1257 01:05:08,517 --> 01:05:10,419 Um, just order anything? 1258 01:05:10,452 --> 01:05:13,188 Yeah, but I don't eat seafood because I'm allergic to it. 1259 01:05:14,456 --> 01:05:15,323 Okay. 1260 01:05:16,391 --> 01:05:17,693 What, like do you come up in like hives and uh... 1261 01:05:19,327 --> 01:05:20,462 I'm just asking. Alright. 1262 01:05:21,697 --> 01:05:23,498 Are you quite hungry? Shall I get quite a lot? 1263 01:05:23,532 --> 01:05:24,433 Yeah. 1264 01:05:29,404 --> 01:05:32,708 Hello and welcome to Scottish Rocks. 1265 01:05:32,741 --> 01:05:35,978 This week we will be exploring one of Scotland's most... 1266 01:05:36,012 --> 01:05:37,446 Do you know what time he's gonna be back? 1267 01:05:39,015 --> 01:05:40,248 He went on a date, yeah. 1268 01:05:40,615 --> 01:05:42,350 - On a date? - Mm-hmm. 1269 01:05:42,819 --> 01:05:44,720 He really gets on my nerves, you know that. 1270 01:05:44,753 --> 01:05:47,322 I had this little shindig organized for my folks, right? 1271 01:05:47,355 --> 01:05:49,725 Get some people around my ass, getting set up because he's single. 1272 01:05:49,758 --> 01:05:50,993 - Do you know what I mean? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1273 01:05:51,027 --> 01:05:53,328 He is the worst. Never turned up. 1274 01:05:53,361 --> 01:05:54,997 Well, that's what I'm saying. 1275 01:05:55,031 --> 01:05:56,765 I've got him on them apps, nothing. 1276 01:05:56,799 --> 01:05:58,134 Apps? Oh, my God! 1277 01:05:58,167 --> 01:06:01,303 We sat there one night in my living room, he was on Grindr, right? 1278 01:06:01,336 --> 01:06:03,505 And I couldn't... Sorry. No. That's my app. 1279 01:06:03,538 --> 01:06:06,408 He was on Tinder and we sat there for ages. 1280 01:06:06,441 --> 01:06:08,710 All he kept on doing was swiping left, right, left, right. 1281 01:06:08,744 --> 01:06:10,345 No matches at all. 1282 01:06:10,378 --> 01:06:12,380 He is the worst person, honestly. 1283 01:06:12,414 --> 01:06:13,482 Useless, man. 1284 01:06:13,515 --> 01:06:14,583 Honestly. 1285 01:06:17,787 --> 01:06:20,355 What are you doing with that banana? You're gonna eat it or what? 1286 01:06:22,324 --> 01:06:22,859 Here. 1287 01:06:24,794 --> 01:06:25,694 Thank you. 1288 01:06:28,131 --> 01:06:30,499 Okay. Right. Now, that will be about 20 minutes. 1289 01:06:31,067 --> 01:06:32,400 What's on Netflix? 1290 01:06:32,434 --> 01:06:34,804 I don't know because this remote control is just not working. 1291 01:06:34,837 --> 01:06:36,371 - Alright. - I don't know what's going on. 1292 01:06:36,404 --> 01:06:38,074 Alright. Calm down. Bloody hell. 1293 01:06:38,107 --> 01:06:39,307 Listen, it's alright. 1294 01:06:39,341 --> 01:06:41,777 Listen, we can go old school like and have a conversation. 1295 01:06:41,811 --> 01:06:42,845 Relax. 1296 01:06:44,046 --> 01:06:47,049 Or, even better if we have a look at some old photographs. 1297 01:06:47,083 --> 01:06:48,283 That'll be fun. 1298 01:06:49,317 --> 01:06:51,620 What do you mean? Like an old album and stuff? 1299 01:06:51,653 --> 01:06:53,823 Like of... of me... of my work? 1300 01:06:53,856 --> 01:06:55,524 Of you, obviously. 1301 01:06:55,557 --> 01:06:57,626 Like, you know, the old school photographs, you know. 1302 01:06:57,659 --> 01:07:00,529 The ones when you had like your afro and your flares 1303 01:07:00,562 --> 01:07:01,696 and your little picky head and... 1304 01:07:03,365 --> 01:07:05,400 Those got destroyed years ago in Haiti. 1305 01:07:05,433 --> 01:07:06,368 Oh, whatever. 1306 01:07:06,401 --> 01:07:07,402 Okay, okay. 1307 01:07:07,435 --> 01:07:08,470 - Alright. - Mm-hmm. 1308 01:07:09,504 --> 01:07:10,438 Actually, who are they? 1309 01:07:11,306 --> 01:07:14,576 That's my grandparents and... Yeah. 1310 01:07:14,609 --> 01:07:15,812 Nice. And who's that down there? 1311 01:07:15,845 --> 01:07:18,513 That's my mom and that's my mom, too. 1312 01:07:19,148 --> 01:07:22,785 Yeah, and that mask there my dad made that for my... 1313 01:07:22,819 --> 01:07:25,587 Well, for me and my mom just after she died. 1314 01:07:26,122 --> 01:07:28,623 Oh, very interesting. 1315 01:07:29,125 --> 01:07:30,793 It's different, I can tell you that. 1316 01:07:30,827 --> 01:07:32,460 Yeah, my mom was very interesting. 1317 01:07:32,494 --> 01:07:34,897 She was a bit weird, you know. She was into all that magic stuff and everything. 1318 01:07:34,931 --> 01:07:36,698 Well, like voodoo and juju business? 1319 01:07:36,731 --> 01:07:38,700 Yeah, whatever you want to call it. 1320 01:07:39,434 --> 01:07:41,570 Like two days after my 19th birthday, she passed away 1321 01:07:41,603 --> 01:07:45,540 and yeah, my dad told me that she wrote a letter, but so slow, he passed away 1322 01:07:45,574 --> 01:07:47,375 before he could tell me where the actual letter was so... 1323 01:07:47,409 --> 01:07:49,644 Oh, wow. I'm sorry to hear that. 1324 01:07:49,678 --> 01:07:52,414 But anyway, um, do you want something to drink? What do you fancy? 1325 01:07:52,447 --> 01:07:54,784 Uh, anything really. 1326 01:07:54,817 --> 01:07:58,687 - Whatever you're having. Anything. - Okay. So, vodka with lemonade? 1327 01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:00,455 - Yeah, that's alright. Yeah, yeah. - Cool. 1328 01:08:58,781 --> 01:08:59,681 What? 1329 01:09:13,662 --> 01:09:14,696 How long for the food? 1330 01:09:15,898 --> 01:09:17,499 Oh, it should be here in a minute. 1331 01:09:18,667 --> 01:09:21,436 Should I get that? 1332 01:09:21,804 --> 01:09:24,706 Yeah, go on. Go ahead. I'm coming. I'm just getting changed. 1333 01:09:31,047 --> 01:09:33,682 - What's this? - The... the... the... the... 1334 01:09:33,715 --> 01:09:38,687 This... this... this is just mm... mm... mm... my... my system. 1335 01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:42,825 You're Mr. T Pa... 1336 01:09:42,858 --> 01:09:49,497 This is 65. 1337 01:09:49,531 --> 01:09:51,666 Yeah, but I didn't order pizza. 1338 01:09:51,700 --> 01:09:58,506 But... you done on... on... on online. 1339 01:09:58,540 --> 01:10:01,543 Bruv, I ordered Thai. I didn't order pizza. 1340 01:10:01,576 --> 01:10:05,513 But I... I... I got a d... date. At eight. 1341 01:10:05,547 --> 01:10:07,817 - The... the... the... the... - Oh, my Lord! 1342 01:10:07,850 --> 01:10:12,654 T... t... tip. 1343 01:10:14,756 --> 01:10:16,993 I know, I did not order pizza. 1344 01:10:17,026 --> 01:10:19,829 It's fine. Let's just eat because I'm so hungry. 1345 01:10:19,862 --> 01:10:24,632 Oh, and it's seafood. 1346 01:10:25,034 --> 01:10:26,836 - Seafood? - Yeah. 1347 01:10:27,903 --> 01:10:29,839 - I'm allergic to seafood. - I know. 1348 01:10:30,705 --> 01:10:31,539 Okay, look. 1349 01:10:31,573 --> 01:10:34,676 Let me get something from the kitchen. 1350 01:10:34,709 --> 01:10:36,912 Yep, don't worry. 1351 01:10:36,946 --> 01:10:38,781 Alright, can I wash my hands at least? 1352 01:10:38,814 --> 01:10:40,016 Yeah, sure it's just down there. 1353 01:10:40,049 --> 01:10:41,716 - That door just there. - Thanks, cheers. 1354 01:10:44,619 --> 01:10:45,520 Alright. 1355 01:10:47,689 --> 01:10:50,793 Oh! 1356 01:10:51,693 --> 01:10:52,761 What happened? 1357 01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:00,870 Oh, my goodness! Like what else can happen? 1358 01:11:03,939 --> 01:11:05,540 Oh, shit! 1359 01:11:09,711 --> 01:11:10,946 ...investing, you're gonna have to report. 1360 01:11:10,980 --> 01:11:12,915 I know I'm late. You alright? 1361 01:11:12,948 --> 01:11:15,317 You know, busy morning and everything. How you doing? 1362 01:11:15,351 --> 01:11:17,552 Whatever. Why you always late? 1363 01:11:18,087 --> 01:11:19,355 I just don't get it. 1364 01:11:19,388 --> 01:11:22,958 Stop complaining. I'm here now, okay? What are you eating? 1365 01:11:23,691 --> 01:11:25,928 - Get your own food. - Jeez! 1366 01:11:25,961 --> 01:11:28,030 I understand this woman's prerogative in that 1367 01:11:28,064 --> 01:11:30,866 but there's late and then there's late. 1368 01:11:30,900 --> 01:11:32,334 What's wrong with you, man? 1369 01:11:32,368 --> 01:11:34,103 Come on like you're not getting enough bum at home. 1370 01:11:34,136 --> 01:11:37,672 Oh, like really? Did you really need to even say that? 1371 01:11:37,705 --> 01:11:38,706 Jeez! 1372 01:11:39,741 --> 01:11:41,977 Talking about that, Shen, how was last night? 1373 01:11:42,845 --> 01:11:44,980 Don't even go there. Honestly, behave yourself. 1374 01:11:45,014 --> 01:11:47,817 Look, I've just decided that it's not about me and men, okay? 1375 01:11:47,850 --> 01:11:49,351 It's about me and Marv. That's it. 1376 01:11:49,385 --> 01:11:50,920 And he's the reason why you ain't getting no man. 1377 01:11:52,388 --> 01:11:54,656 You see, man, this is exactly the reason why I can't deal with them. 1378 01:11:54,689 --> 01:11:55,791 Exactly. 1379 01:11:55,825 --> 01:11:58,660 Don't end up one of those like old biddies, you know. 1380 01:11:58,693 --> 01:12:02,098 All lonely with your wrinkly cat... or dog. 1381 01:12:02,131 --> 01:12:04,732 Hold on, ain't that... 1382 01:12:06,135 --> 01:12:08,938 - So, I think he... - Oh, that's Aunty Vanessa. 1383 01:12:08,971 --> 01:12:10,106 Aunty Vanessa, Vanessa. 1384 01:12:10,139 --> 01:12:11,907 - No. - You got a white auntie? 1385 01:12:11,941 --> 01:12:13,675 She's Jewish for goodness sake. 1386 01:12:13,708 --> 01:12:17,679 Ah, that's like Vanessa Fitzsimmon always man bashing. 1387 01:12:17,712 --> 01:12:20,116 - Hold on, ain't she like that... like relationship guru? - Yes. 1388 01:12:20,149 --> 01:12:21,683 Maybe we should speak to her. 1389 01:12:22,151 --> 01:12:22,852 What? 1390 01:12:24,019 --> 01:12:25,955 Like what? About my man problems? 1391 01:12:26,856 --> 01:12:28,690 - I think you should go to ask her. - No, no, no. 1392 01:12:28,723 --> 01:12:30,725 - If you won't. I will. - No. 1393 01:12:30,758 --> 01:12:34,163 No, no, no. No, No. No. 1394 01:12:34,897 --> 01:12:35,998 Um, hi. 1395 01:12:36,031 --> 01:12:37,066 - Hello. - Excuse me. Hi, Ms. Feltz. 1396 01:12:37,099 --> 01:12:39,034 - Hi. - Hi, my name is Shaz. Nice to meet you. 1397 01:12:39,068 --> 01:12:41,070 - Nice to meet you. - This is my friend Shen. 1398 01:12:41,103 --> 01:12:42,238 - Hello. - Hi there. 1399 01:12:42,271 --> 01:12:43,771 - Hi, pleased to meet you. - Nice to meet. This is Ben. 1400 01:12:43,806 --> 01:12:45,141 - Hi. - Hello. 1401 01:12:45,174 --> 01:12:46,175 - Hi, Nice to meet. - Hi. 1402 01:12:46,208 --> 01:12:47,409 - Hi. Pleased to meet you. - Hello. 1403 01:12:47,443 --> 01:12:48,743 Nice to meet you. 1404 01:12:48,776 --> 01:12:50,813 Sorry, do you mind if I get a selfie? 1405 01:12:51,180 --> 01:12:53,782 Sure, pleasure. 1406 01:12:53,816 --> 01:12:55,217 - I'll do it later. - Alright, fine. 1407 01:12:55,251 --> 01:12:56,986 So, like this is my friend Shen. 1408 01:12:57,019 --> 01:13:00,789 She's basically been single forever like as in cobweb single. 1409 01:13:00,823 --> 01:13:03,159 - Oh! - And, um, I know that you guys have been together 1410 01:13:03,192 --> 01:13:04,894 for some time now 1411 01:13:04,927 --> 01:13:08,164 and I just wanted to know if you could give us some advice on like what the secret is. 1412 01:13:08,797 --> 01:13:09,899 Well, what I would say... 1413 01:13:09,932 --> 01:13:12,067 Well, it's... it's really very much like this. 1414 01:13:12,101 --> 01:13:14,136 Well, I think the situation is this. 1415 01:13:14,170 --> 01:13:17,239 What you want is to cultivate a relationship 1416 01:13:17,273 --> 01:13:18,807 with someone very different from yourself. 1417 01:13:18,841 --> 01:13:20,075 You've got nothing in common, whatsoever. 1418 01:13:20,109 --> 01:13:22,444 - Different background, different culture... - Yeah, but... 1419 01:13:22,478 --> 01:13:25,447 ...social class, everything completely different, income, everything different. 1420 01:13:25,481 --> 01:13:27,049 So, you have nothing to talk about at all. 1421 01:13:27,082 --> 01:13:28,851 Absolutely nothing 'cause you got nothing in common. 1422 01:13:28,884 --> 01:13:31,753 Then you rev up the chemical side 1423 01:13:31,787 --> 01:13:34,190 - and you get that whole carnal side. - Yeah, but... 1424 01:13:34,223 --> 01:13:37,759 Now, if you unleash, you know, that element in you 1425 01:13:37,793 --> 01:13:39,795 that may be dormant for all these years. 1426 01:13:39,828 --> 01:13:42,064 - And so, for example, just for example, randomly... - Yeah. 1427 01:13:42,097 --> 01:13:43,566 ...you're doing something really ordinary 1428 01:13:43,599 --> 01:13:44,900 - like let's say cleaning your teeth, okay? - No, but that doesn't always... 1429 01:13:44,934 --> 01:13:47,937 But you have the option of just cleaning your teeth. 1430 01:13:47,970 --> 01:13:49,071 You're like someone in a toothpaste ad. 1431 01:13:49,104 --> 01:13:50,639 Okay, so you could be doing it like this. 1432 01:13:50,673 --> 01:13:55,010 - Yeah, but don't forget... - No, but you could instead... really, you know. 1433 01:13:55,044 --> 01:13:57,479 You get the toothpaste, you just squirt it on. 1434 01:13:57,513 --> 01:14:00,082 Kind of like erupt onto the toothbrush 1435 01:14:00,115 --> 01:14:02,952 and at the moment, you're just, you know, and it's... 1436 01:14:02,985 --> 01:14:04,353 - Yeah, but what if... - You squirt the tooth... 1437 01:14:04,386 --> 01:14:06,288 You remember when I did it, it was only yesterday for God's sake. 1438 01:14:06,322 --> 01:14:07,690 Let's say you're putting on lipstick. 1439 01:14:07,722 --> 01:14:10,960 You don't just do that, but instead you, you know, just around there. 1440 01:14:10,993 --> 01:14:15,097 Just like... like that and then that way you've got this simmering sexual tension 1441 01:14:15,130 --> 01:14:17,266 and you've got the whole thing going on. 1442 01:14:17,299 --> 01:14:20,502 And, you know, and it can... You can transcend it into anything you would normally do. 1443 01:14:20,536 --> 01:14:21,971 - Yeah. - That type of thing. 1444 01:14:22,004 --> 01:14:23,072 So, what do you think, Ben? 1445 01:14:23,806 --> 01:14:24,940 Whatever she said. 1446 01:14:25,908 --> 01:14:26,809 Right. 1447 01:14:32,881 --> 01:14:33,849 Yeah, bruv. 1448 01:14:34,850 --> 01:14:36,552 It's just mad. I don't know what's going on. 1449 01:14:36,585 --> 01:14:38,821 I swear to you, it's like I'm cursed. 1450 01:14:39,555 --> 01:14:41,857 It's like... I don't know. I'm serious. There's something wrong. 1451 01:14:41,890 --> 01:14:44,260 Everything that could have gone wrong, went wrong. 1452 01:14:44,293 --> 01:14:46,262 What do you mean? Did you ask her on a date? 1453 01:14:46,895 --> 01:14:48,130 I didn't even get that far. 1454 01:14:48,163 --> 01:14:49,999 That's what I'm trying to say to you. 1455 01:14:50,032 --> 01:14:52,568 It's... bro, I don't know what's going on. 1456 01:14:52,601 --> 01:14:55,004 I really don't, man. It's just crazy. 1457 01:14:55,037 --> 01:14:58,574 I've invited her over later on, so I'm just hoping that everything goes alright tonight. 1458 01:14:58,607 --> 01:15:01,277 I'm sure it will, bruv. What about Clara, though? 1459 01:15:01,310 --> 01:15:02,611 When are you gonna see Clara next? 1460 01:15:02,645 --> 01:15:04,947 Oh, yeah. No, I've got an appointment with her in a few days. 1461 01:15:04,980 --> 01:15:05,881 Oh, nice. Cool. 1462 01:15:05,914 --> 01:15:07,182 Yeah, so that should be fine. 1463 01:15:07,216 --> 01:15:09,051 - Alright, cool, cool, cool, cool. - Yeah, okay. 1464 01:15:09,084 --> 01:15:10,085 Yeah, man. You'll be fine, brother. 1465 01:15:10,119 --> 01:15:11,587 - Yeah, alright. - You're gonna be good. 1466 01:15:11,620 --> 01:15:13,822 - Bye-bye. Bye. - Alright, bye. 1467 01:15:16,058 --> 01:15:21,263 ♪ Oh, baby It's gonna be tonight ♪ 1468 01:15:22,965 --> 01:15:24,933 ♪ We're gonna make it work ♪ 1469 01:15:24,967 --> 01:15:27,002 ♪ She gonna be the one ♪ 1470 01:15:27,336 --> 01:15:29,305 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1471 01:15:29,338 --> 01:15:31,173 ♪ We're gonna make it work ♪ 1472 01:15:31,940 --> 01:15:32,941 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1473 01:15:32,975 --> 01:15:33,909 ♪ Oh ♪ 1474 01:15:34,977 --> 01:15:38,914 ♪ Yeah, she gonna be the one ♪ 1475 01:15:39,915 --> 01:15:42,117 Oh, my gosh! I can't wait till tonight. 1476 01:15:42,151 --> 01:15:45,054 Oh, my gosh! Okay. Okay. 1477 01:15:45,087 --> 01:15:46,055 ♪ She gonna be the... ♪ 1478 01:15:47,089 --> 01:15:48,290 No! Hold on. 1479 01:15:49,358 --> 01:15:51,093 That's mad. 1480 01:15:58,200 --> 01:15:59,234 Okay. 1481 01:16:01,070 --> 01:16:02,371 Oh, okay. 1482 01:16:03,172 --> 01:16:04,073 Whoo! 1483 01:16:05,341 --> 01:16:06,942 Me, come on, me. 1484 01:16:12,047 --> 01:16:14,083 No! 1485 01:16:16,051 --> 01:16:17,453 What the hell's going on? 1486 01:16:20,222 --> 01:16:21,323 This is mad. 1487 01:16:49,418 --> 01:16:51,153 Oh, my God! 1488 01:17:02,398 --> 01:17:04,400 - Uh, do you want to take a seat? - Yeah. 1489 01:17:04,433 --> 01:17:05,300 Alright. 1490 01:17:08,337 --> 01:17:11,006 Oh, my Lord! 1491 01:17:11,039 --> 01:17:12,141 No way. 1492 01:17:14,076 --> 01:17:15,144 Is everything alright? 1493 01:17:17,713 --> 01:17:19,982 Huh? Yeah, everything's fine. 1494 01:17:22,184 --> 01:17:23,318 Oh, my God! 1495 01:17:24,186 --> 01:17:25,154 Oh! 1496 01:17:25,754 --> 01:17:27,055 What's going on? 1497 01:17:28,090 --> 01:17:30,092 Are you sure everything's okay? 1498 01:17:30,125 --> 01:17:34,696 Oh, man! 1499 01:17:34,730 --> 01:17:37,366 Oh, wow! Okay, so I guess it's takeaway then, yeah? 1500 01:17:37,399 --> 01:17:38,934 And this time, I'm ordering. 1501 01:17:43,272 --> 01:17:46,041 Oh, God! It's so cold out here, but you know what? 1502 01:17:46,074 --> 01:17:47,476 It's better being out here than the inside 1503 01:17:47,509 --> 01:17:49,711 with all that smoke and your three-course meal. 1504 01:17:49,745 --> 01:17:51,980 Funny. Real funny. 1505 01:17:52,014 --> 01:17:54,149 - But it's true, right? Yeah. - Oh, leave me alone, man. 1506 01:17:54,784 --> 01:17:56,218 - But I'm right. - Yeah. 1507 01:17:56,752 --> 01:17:58,120 Do you know what? 1508 01:17:58,153 --> 01:18:00,322 I know it sounds weird yeah, but I just can't believe you're here. 1509 01:18:00,355 --> 01:18:02,191 Like you're actually here in my house. 1510 01:18:02,558 --> 01:18:05,461 Like, I just feel like the luckiest guy ever. 1511 01:18:05,494 --> 01:18:06,995 I know it sounds weird. 1512 01:18:07,029 --> 01:18:11,333 I know. I know you think like I'm just maybe just talking, but I mean it. 1513 01:18:11,366 --> 01:18:13,435 It's... it's just... it's crazy. 1514 01:18:14,369 --> 01:18:16,505 But talking about compliments and stuff, 1515 01:18:16,538 --> 01:18:19,508 like what do you see in your ideal woman? 1516 01:18:19,541 --> 01:18:22,110 - My ideal woman? - Mm-hmm. 1517 01:18:22,144 --> 01:18:25,447 Natural, slick brown hair, red lipstick, 1518 01:18:25,481 --> 01:18:28,083 - furry coat, black dress, nice teeth. - Oh, you're funny. 1519 01:18:28,116 --> 01:18:29,351 You're too much. 1520 01:18:29,384 --> 01:18:31,119 You're absolutely too much. 1521 01:18:32,054 --> 01:18:33,222 No. 1522 01:18:33,255 --> 01:18:36,158 I just don't understand why you're single. 1523 01:18:36,191 --> 01:18:38,193 Like, you're gorgeous. Look at you. 1524 01:18:40,195 --> 01:18:41,096 Look! 1525 01:18:42,164 --> 01:18:43,398 That moonlight's nice, right? 1526 01:18:45,534 --> 01:18:47,269 Not as beautiful as you. 1527 01:18:49,304 --> 01:18:53,242 Look, this ain't what I had in mind. I promise you, I can cook. 1528 01:18:54,811 --> 01:18:57,079 No, thanks, no. Uh-uh. 1529 01:18:57,479 --> 01:18:59,581 What, a limp lettuce leaf is in your finger? 1530 01:19:02,150 --> 01:19:05,087 - I'm sorry. - It's alright. 1531 01:19:08,825 --> 01:19:11,260 - What about some wine? - Hmm. Cheers. 1532 01:19:11,293 --> 01:19:14,797 - Alright, cheers. Well, yeah. - It looks very nice, anyway. 1533 01:19:14,831 --> 01:19:16,799 - Yeah, I did try. - You did. You did. 1534 01:19:16,833 --> 01:19:18,567 Oh, man! It's bad. 1535 01:19:20,302 --> 01:19:22,805 - Do you dance? - I do, actually. 1536 01:19:22,839 --> 01:19:24,172 - Can you? - Yeah. 1537 01:21:52,554 --> 01:21:54,289 Do you have anything I can change into? 1538 01:21:56,258 --> 01:21:56,793 Huh. 1539 01:21:57,827 --> 01:21:59,628 Yeah, I've got a dressing gown in the bathroom. 1540 01:21:59,661 --> 01:22:00,562 Thanks. 1541 01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:06,588 Shenisha. 1542 01:24:09,457 --> 01:24:10,358 Shenisha. 1543 01:24:16,598 --> 01:24:20,702 Yo, Ash. Ash, have you seen Shenisha? 1544 01:24:21,736 --> 01:24:22,571 Huh? 1545 01:24:22,604 --> 01:24:24,606 Been on a bender, mate. Just got back. 1546 01:24:25,440 --> 01:24:27,576 Bro, do you believe in duppy? 1547 01:24:27,609 --> 01:24:28,510 In what? 1548 01:24:28,878 --> 01:24:30,847 Ghosts, spooks, evil shit. 1549 01:24:30,880 --> 01:24:34,116 You mean like Count Dracula or Frankenstein? 1550 01:24:34,150 --> 01:24:35,517 Bro, I'm not even joking. 1551 01:24:35,885 --> 01:24:37,419 I think a ghost lives here. 1552 01:24:37,452 --> 01:24:39,922 So, is he more like Casper or is he Freddy Krueger-ish? 1553 01:24:39,956 --> 01:24:42,457 - I'm serious. - So am I. 1554 01:24:43,692 --> 01:24:45,460 That shit keeps moving by itself. 1555 01:24:46,394 --> 01:24:48,898 Look, there's no such thing as ghosts. 1556 01:24:48,931 --> 01:24:51,566 There's a logical explanation for everything. 1557 01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:53,501 And on that note, I'm going back to sleep. 1558 01:24:53,535 --> 01:24:54,603 I've been up all night. 1559 01:24:54,636 --> 01:24:58,373 Logical explanation, I'm knackered. Later, mate. 1560 01:25:32,942 --> 01:25:34,010 Oh! Come in. 1561 01:25:35,744 --> 01:25:36,879 - Hello. - Hi. 1562 01:25:36,913 --> 01:25:38,781 - You okay? - Yeah, it's nice to see you. 1563 01:25:38,814 --> 01:25:40,448 Ah, good. 1564 01:25:40,482 --> 01:25:41,918 So, how are you? 1565 01:25:41,951 --> 01:25:43,718 Yeah, um, not bad. 1566 01:25:43,752 --> 01:25:45,553 Listen, you know the girl you's talking to outside, 1567 01:25:45,587 --> 01:25:46,956 is that your friend or a client? 1568 01:25:46,989 --> 01:25:48,891 - Phishing, yeah? - What? 1569 01:25:48,925 --> 01:25:51,894 Phishing, when you're trying to find that information. 1570 01:25:51,928 --> 01:25:54,997 She's not my friend, she's a client. 1571 01:25:55,031 --> 01:25:56,464 Client? 1572 01:25:57,833 --> 01:25:59,802 Anyway, how's your quest for love? 1573 01:25:59,835 --> 01:26:02,805 No, it's alright. Yeah, still single. Still looking. 1574 01:26:02,838 --> 01:26:07,676 Okay, well, I think today's session is going to be about role play. 1575 01:26:08,743 --> 01:26:13,682 - Role play? - Yes, you know, I need you to imagine... 1576 01:26:13,715 --> 01:26:18,720 It's not hard... you know, me, sexy woman in a club, alright? 1577 01:26:18,753 --> 01:26:21,857 Just a feisty woman in a club. 1578 01:26:21,891 --> 01:26:26,561 I need to see how you would come for all of this and try to get all of this. 1579 01:26:26,594 --> 01:26:28,264 - I got to do it, really? - All of this. 1580 01:26:28,297 --> 01:26:31,033 Do you want to stay single, huh? 1581 01:26:32,001 --> 01:26:33,568 - Okay, alright. - Come for me. 1582 01:26:33,601 --> 01:26:36,038 Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. 1583 01:26:36,072 --> 01:26:38,274 Okay. Alright. Ah! 1584 01:26:40,843 --> 01:26:41,877 Oh. 1585 01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:06,869 Oh, God! 1586 01:27:07,837 --> 01:27:09,038 God, I hate packing. 1587 01:27:39,335 --> 01:27:40,069 Shit! 1588 01:28:49,872 --> 01:28:50,840 Hey, Claire. 1589 01:28:51,739 --> 01:28:52,640 Hiya. 1590 01:28:55,044 --> 01:28:59,614 Yeah. Um, look, I need to ask you to do me a favor, please, if possible. 1591 01:29:00,449 --> 01:29:01,183 Yeah. 1592 01:29:02,551 --> 01:29:06,021 Would you look into a company called Skyline Properties for me? 1593 01:29:06,956 --> 01:29:07,923 Yeah. 1594 01:29:07,957 --> 01:29:10,226 Yeah, yeah. Skyline Properties. 1595 01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:13,661 Thanks, doll. 1596 01:29:14,964 --> 01:29:16,899 Yeah, bye. Bye. 1597 01:30:47,990 --> 01:30:49,858 Who wants their nails done first? 1598 01:30:49,892 --> 01:30:51,060 Oh, go on. I'll give it a go. 1599 01:30:51,093 --> 01:30:52,595 Which color do you want? 1600 01:30:52,628 --> 01:30:56,865 I'd go with pink, but you know what they say, pink makes the boys wink. 1601 01:30:56,899 --> 01:30:58,067 Hey. 1602 01:30:58,100 --> 01:30:59,767 Yeah, yeah. Everyone's here. 1603 01:30:59,802 --> 01:31:00,803 Yeah, what is it? 1604 01:31:02,271 --> 01:31:03,172 What is it? 1605 01:31:04,139 --> 01:31:06,108 Alright. Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay. 1606 01:31:06,141 --> 01:31:07,876 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bye. 1607 01:31:08,577 --> 01:31:11,013 - Claire? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's on her way. 1608 01:31:16,385 --> 01:31:19,255 Oh, well. I don't know. If you ask me, I would say all men cheat. 1609 01:31:19,288 --> 01:31:20,789 - They just can't help it. - Mm-hmm. 1610 01:31:20,823 --> 01:31:21,857 It's in their makeup. 1611 01:31:23,325 --> 01:31:24,260 If a woman's going to offer them the pom-pom, they're going to take it. 1612 01:31:26,295 --> 01:31:29,898 Oh, no. Not my Byron. He's not cheated on me before. 1613 01:31:29,932 --> 01:31:31,333 Not that you know about. 1614 01:31:33,068 --> 01:31:34,336 Piss off! 1615 01:31:35,204 --> 01:31:38,307 So, what's next for the evening, ladies? What's next? 1616 01:31:38,340 --> 01:31:41,543 - Drinks. - Yeah, cheers to that. That sounds good. 1617 01:31:41,577 --> 01:31:42,745 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, cheers to that. 1618 01:31:42,777 --> 01:31:46,548 - Chin-chin. - Mmm, this drink tastes good. 1619 01:31:46,582 --> 01:31:48,117 God, I so needed that. 1620 01:31:57,393 --> 01:31:59,194 - So, what did you find? - Oh, hi, Claire. 1621 01:31:59,228 --> 01:32:01,997 Yes, I'm fine. Thanks for asking. Yes, thank you very much. Yes. 1622 01:32:02,031 --> 01:32:03,132 Okay. Hi, how are you doing? 1623 01:32:03,165 --> 01:32:04,166 Okay, so what did you find? 1624 01:32:05,034 --> 01:32:06,135 Where's Marvin? 1625 01:32:06,168 --> 01:32:07,269 He's not here. He's at my cousin's house. 1626 01:32:07,303 --> 01:32:10,205 - Come on, what did you find? - Oh, hi, ladies. Alright? 1627 01:32:10,239 --> 01:32:12,207 - Hey, Claire. - Hiya! 1628 01:32:12,241 --> 01:32:13,575 Nice. 1629 01:32:13,609 --> 01:32:17,112 Okay, you know I said that I recognized this guy from somewhere. 1630 01:32:17,146 --> 01:32:19,248 - Yeah. - Boom! 1631 01:32:21,617 --> 01:32:22,951 What is it? 1632 01:32:30,959 --> 01:32:35,331 I knew it would come to me. I went through all my old albums and I found him. 1633 01:32:35,364 --> 01:32:36,265 Who are they? 1634 01:32:37,801 --> 01:32:40,936 - Oh, you don't want to know, babe. Man, there's more. - There's more. Shit. 1635 01:32:40,969 --> 01:32:45,607 Well, yeah. So, I did some digging on your mystery developer 1636 01:32:45,641 --> 01:32:49,144 and he's none other than Skyline Developers, 1637 01:32:49,178 --> 01:32:51,280 which they've just put in an application 1638 01:32:51,313 --> 01:32:53,415 to build flats on your gym, babe. 1639 01:32:54,416 --> 01:32:55,819 What? 1640 01:32:55,851 --> 01:33:01,357 Now, Companies Houses lists Skyline Developers as Treyvon Patterson, 1641 01:33:01,390 --> 01:33:04,360 and Treyvon Patterson on LinkedIn's profile 1642 01:33:04,393 --> 01:33:08,097 says that he used to go to Woodhill College with us. 1643 01:33:08,130 --> 01:33:09,064 You recognize him now? 1644 01:33:10,299 --> 01:33:13,302 Yes, babe. It's Treyvon Patterson, Treyvon. It's your Trey. 1645 01:33:13,335 --> 01:33:14,903 I hate him. 1646 01:33:14,937 --> 01:33:17,306 What do you mean you hate him? How... how can you hate him when you just... 1647 01:33:17,339 --> 01:33:19,341 - Oh, shit! - ...when you used to like him and now... what? 1648 01:33:19,375 --> 01:33:22,177 I mean that's even geeky for me, Mavis. 1649 01:33:22,211 --> 01:33:23,645 - Mavis? - Who? 1650 01:33:23,679 --> 01:33:25,381 So, your name's Mavis? 1651 01:33:25,414 --> 01:33:26,648 Can someone tell me what's going on? 1652 01:33:26,682 --> 01:33:28,650 Oh, shit! Look, she's having a moment, alright? 1653 01:33:28,684 --> 01:33:32,121 Look. That was then. This is now, okay? 1654 01:33:32,154 --> 01:33:34,656 Look, you... you... you're stunning. You're an absolute babe. 1655 01:33:34,690 --> 01:33:35,624 - Ain't she, ladies? - Yeah. 1656 01:33:35,657 --> 01:33:36,992 - Yes. - Yeah, you're lovely, Shen. 1657 01:33:37,025 --> 01:33:40,095 No, but it's not what's on the outside, it's what's on the inside. 1658 01:33:40,129 --> 01:33:41,263 You don't even understand. 1659 01:33:41,296 --> 01:33:43,031 Claire, do you know that I'm still going to counseling? 1660 01:33:43,499 --> 01:33:44,666 Counseling? 1661 01:33:44,700 --> 01:33:46,935 Would you just please, just shut up. 1662 01:33:50,439 --> 01:33:53,208 Babe, I'm actually glad that I'm moving because I don't think I want to see him again. 1663 01:33:53,242 --> 01:33:56,311 This was like 19, 20 years ago, babe. 1664 01:33:57,112 --> 01:33:58,313 Yeah, he's done wrong, 1665 01:33:59,314 --> 01:34:02,418 but I haven't seen that eye quiver since you were at college. 1666 01:34:02,451 --> 01:34:04,119 Yeah, she's right. 1667 01:34:05,454 --> 01:34:07,423 What about the gym? What about those kids? 1668 01:34:08,357 --> 01:34:09,992 Babe, it's just business. 1669 01:34:10,025 --> 01:34:14,163 Look, let's get this Avengers on the road, okay? 1670 01:34:14,196 --> 01:34:17,132 Because I brought my onesie and my hammer. 1671 01:34:17,166 --> 01:34:19,034 Bugsy Captain America. 1672 01:34:19,067 --> 01:34:22,371 - Iron Woman. - Yes... oh, babe. This is my tune. 1673 01:34:22,404 --> 01:34:24,440 Get in. Yes! 1674 01:35:06,081 --> 01:35:08,217 What? What is that? 1675 01:35:08,250 --> 01:35:10,552 Oh, excuse me. Do you know how to get to Central Park? 1676 01:35:10,586 --> 01:35:12,521 Wait, wait. Hold on. Wait. Ain't you from here? 1677 01:35:12,554 --> 01:35:15,557 - You trying to get us lost? - I'm not from here. This is Brooklyn. 1678 01:35:16,358 --> 01:35:18,527 North Train Avenue is two blocks south. 1679 01:35:18,560 --> 01:35:20,128 Take the C-Train and you'll find it. 1680 01:35:20,162 --> 01:35:21,463 - C-Train? - Yeah. 1681 01:35:21,497 --> 01:35:22,397 - Awesome. - Okay. 1682 01:35:22,431 --> 01:35:23,999 - Thanks. - Thanks, mate. 1683 01:35:25,234 --> 01:35:27,269 - Cool accent. - Oh, thanks, bro. 1684 01:35:31,206 --> 01:35:32,774 Oh, God! 1685 01:35:35,377 --> 01:35:38,180 - Do you remember this tree? - Of course, I remember that tree. 1686 01:35:38,213 --> 01:35:40,048 No, do you remember this tree? 1687 01:35:40,082 --> 01:35:41,350 - Of course, I do. - Go on then. 1688 01:35:41,383 --> 01:35:44,286 Well, we had our first picnic here and... 1689 01:35:44,319 --> 01:35:45,554 - Yeah. - ...we, uh... 1690 01:35:50,392 --> 01:35:52,327 You... you definitely remember this tree. 1691 01:35:52,361 --> 01:35:56,265 So, alright look, um, we've been together like three years and... 1692 01:35:56,298 --> 01:35:58,534 - Four. - Four? 1693 01:35:58,567 --> 01:36:00,402 - Yeah, four. Four years. - Four? 1694 01:36:00,435 --> 01:36:03,205 We've been together four years, five months, 1695 01:36:03,238 --> 01:36:05,607 three days and two and a half hours. 1696 01:36:05,641 --> 01:36:07,309 Wow! Brah. 1697 01:36:07,342 --> 01:36:09,211 Anyway, look, I've been thinking... 1698 01:36:21,423 --> 01:36:23,158 Really? 1699 01:36:23,860 --> 01:36:25,561 Go on, answer it already. 1700 01:36:27,496 --> 01:36:28,597 Hello. 1701 01:36:28,630 --> 01:36:30,532 Trey. Trey, Trey. 1702 01:36:30,566 --> 01:36:32,467 I'm in the middle of... What? 1703 01:36:32,501 --> 01:36:34,169 Come on, bruv. 1704 01:36:34,202 --> 01:36:36,438 No, I'm just about to do my down on one knee thing, man. 1705 01:36:36,471 --> 01:36:37,339 What? 1706 01:36:38,707 --> 01:36:40,676 Bro, bro. Just handle your business, bro, like I'm handling mine. 1707 01:36:41,410 --> 01:36:44,146 No. Bye, Trey. Bye, Trey. 1708 01:36:45,647 --> 01:36:47,316 Sorry. 1709 01:36:47,349 --> 01:36:48,283 Alright, so... 1710 01:36:49,551 --> 01:36:51,219 Oh, my God! 1711 01:36:55,257 --> 01:36:56,391 Will you marry me? 1712 01:36:57,894 --> 01:36:59,328 Yeah, of course. 1713 01:36:59,361 --> 01:37:00,596 - Would you really marry me? - Yes! 1714 01:37:00,629 --> 01:37:02,497 - Will you marry me, marry me, marry me, marry me? - Yeah. 1715 01:37:02,531 --> 01:37:03,565 Ai! 1716 01:37:04,433 --> 01:37:05,701 It's just beautiful. 1717 01:37:09,171 --> 01:37:10,606 - We're getting married. - Yeah! 1718 01:37:52,982 --> 01:37:55,350 Bro, listen. You need to kiss her, hug her, 1719 01:37:55,384 --> 01:37:56,718 make her feel like she's the one, bro. 1720 01:37:56,752 --> 01:37:58,253 Trust me, man. 1721 01:37:58,286 --> 01:38:00,288 Do it like your life depended on it. 1722 01:38:07,562 --> 01:38:10,298 She's the one. 1723 01:38:11,667 --> 01:38:13,602 She's the one. 1724 01:38:13,635 --> 01:38:16,672 She's the one. 1725 01:38:17,606 --> 01:38:18,440 Good morning. 1726 01:38:18,473 --> 01:38:20,342 Mum, what you doing here? 1727 01:38:20,375 --> 01:38:22,411 What? You're not going to invite us in? 1728 01:38:22,444 --> 01:38:23,712 I need to go. 1729 01:38:23,745 --> 01:38:27,549 This is Myrtle, one of the young ladies I told you about you. 1730 01:38:27,582 --> 01:38:28,785 The one at the church. 1731 01:38:29,551 --> 01:38:31,553 - Would you like a drink, Myrtle? - Yes, please. 1732 01:38:31,586 --> 01:38:33,722 She'll have juice. Any juice will do. 1733 01:38:34,489 --> 01:38:37,626 And I'll have a cup of tea and in it. 1734 01:38:37,659 --> 01:38:39,327 That's good too. 1735 01:38:42,297 --> 01:38:43,398 Come on, Myrtle. 1736 01:38:54,309 --> 01:38:58,580 "And when he went out, hence..." 1737 01:38:58,613 --> 01:39:00,749 You got the Bible on your phone. 1738 01:39:03,552 --> 01:39:06,488 You do know it's the 21st century, don't you, son? 1739 01:39:07,756 --> 01:39:10,425 It has to keep up with the times, you know. 1740 01:39:10,459 --> 01:39:13,729 You can't walk around with the paper version all the time. 1741 01:39:13,762 --> 01:39:20,635 "...in the synagogue, and many hearing Him were astonished." 1742 01:39:30,479 --> 01:39:35,517 "Saying from henceforth this man, 1743 01:39:35,550 --> 01:39:40,655 these things I tell you the word, powerful." 1744 01:39:41,723 --> 01:39:44,392 Would you like to read the next chapter, son? 1745 01:39:44,794 --> 01:39:47,763 Oh, do you know what? I really want to go to the toilet, mom. 1746 01:39:47,797 --> 01:39:48,764 - Toilet? - Yeah. 1747 01:39:48,798 --> 01:39:50,565 - Now? - I'm bursting. 1748 01:39:51,100 --> 01:39:53,668 Like I'm... like my bladder is full. 1749 01:39:53,702 --> 01:39:55,370 Hmm, too much information. 1750 01:39:55,403 --> 01:39:57,372 I'm sorry. I'll be back in a minute. 1751 01:39:57,405 --> 01:39:59,374 - You have to go now? - Yeah. I'll be back in a minute. 1752 01:39:59,407 --> 01:40:00,675 My kid. 1753 01:40:04,412 --> 01:40:05,782 He'll soon come back, yeah. 1754 01:40:09,852 --> 01:40:12,287 I think his belly's a bit delicate. 1755 01:40:13,089 --> 01:40:13,890 Mm-hmm. 1756 01:41:20,156 --> 01:41:21,356 Hey, Shenisha. 1757 01:41:21,958 --> 01:41:23,558 Go away, Treyvon. 1758 01:41:23,926 --> 01:41:25,493 Why? What have I done? 1759 01:41:25,862 --> 01:41:27,129 I just want to talk. 1760 01:41:27,163 --> 01:41:28,831 I've got nothing to say to you. 1761 01:41:29,531 --> 01:41:30,432 What? 1762 01:41:30,833 --> 01:41:32,400 Alright, look. I'm sorry. 1763 01:41:33,768 --> 01:41:35,872 I don't... I don't even know what I'm saying sorry for. 1764 01:41:35,905 --> 01:41:36,973 Can you open the door? 1765 01:41:39,441 --> 01:41:40,843 Why would you want to talk to me, anyway? 1766 01:41:41,543 --> 01:41:43,980 What? I'm ugly, remember? 1767 01:41:45,948 --> 01:41:47,649 What are you talking about? 1768 01:41:47,682 --> 01:41:48,951 You're gorgeous. 1769 01:41:49,584 --> 01:41:50,685 I've told you this. 1770 01:41:50,719 --> 01:41:51,954 Just open the door. 1771 01:41:53,990 --> 01:41:55,557 Just open the door. 1772 01:41:56,959 --> 01:41:58,426 Shenisha. 1773 01:42:08,204 --> 01:42:10,538 Why have you got a picture of me when I was younger? 1774 01:42:17,779 --> 01:42:20,950 And, uh, ugly Mavis? 1775 01:42:21,817 --> 01:42:25,487 Who's this? Is it... is it your sister? 1776 01:42:25,955 --> 01:42:29,524 - No, it's me, Treyvon. - What? 1777 01:42:32,560 --> 01:42:34,663 - I don't understand. - You know what, just delete my number. 1778 01:42:34,696 --> 01:42:36,665 I just don't exist anymore, alright? 1779 01:42:36,698 --> 01:42:37,967 Just, just go away. 1780 01:42:39,534 --> 01:42:40,602 Shenisha. 1781 01:42:41,904 --> 01:42:42,604 Why? 1782 01:42:43,873 --> 01:42:45,808 The kids, the gym, just like why. 1783 01:42:46,574 --> 01:42:47,944 Oh, man. 1784 01:42:48,710 --> 01:42:49,678 It's just business. 1785 01:42:49,711 --> 01:42:51,847 I'm a property developer, that's what I do. 1786 01:42:52,714 --> 01:42:54,850 That gym's been derelict for decades. 1787 01:42:57,286 --> 01:42:58,720 Just leave me alone. 1788 01:43:29,318 --> 01:43:32,721 Okay, look, can you just give me five minutes? 1789 01:43:33,956 --> 01:43:37,559 But if you just let me in for five minutes, I can explain everything. 1790 01:43:38,961 --> 01:43:40,863 Please. 1791 01:44:03,352 --> 01:44:05,021 Hold on. Wait. Where's Marvin? 1792 01:44:05,054 --> 01:44:08,024 Marvin's not here. If he was here, you'd be minced meat. 1793 01:44:21,703 --> 01:44:23,738 Look, I just want to talk. Please. 1794 01:44:23,772 --> 01:44:24,940 Talk to me about what? 1795 01:44:26,942 --> 01:44:28,543 So, you can lie to me? 1796 01:44:30,913 --> 01:44:32,714 You know, you ruined my life. 1797 01:44:33,916 --> 01:44:37,319 For all those years, I actually believed that I was ugly 1798 01:44:37,353 --> 01:44:40,856 and I went to therapy for years and years and years. 1799 01:44:42,792 --> 01:44:44,927 Yeah, well, look, you're gorgeous. Look at you. 1800 01:44:44,960 --> 01:44:48,030 No, what you see is strong and confident on the outside, 1801 01:44:48,064 --> 01:44:50,132 but you have no idea what's going on in the inside. 1802 01:44:50,166 --> 01:44:52,835 Look, alright. I know what I could do. 1803 01:44:52,868 --> 01:44:54,736 - What if... hear me out. - Mm-hmm. 1804 01:44:54,769 --> 01:44:56,671 What if I still serve the eviction notice. 1805 01:44:56,704 --> 01:44:57,907 Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait a second. 1806 01:44:57,940 --> 01:45:01,010 - I knock down the building... - I knew this was a bad idea. 1807 01:45:01,043 --> 01:45:02,278 ...build some flats 1808 01:45:02,311 --> 01:45:04,113 - and then put a state-of-the-art gym underneath. - No, no, no. 1809 01:45:04,146 --> 01:45:05,680 I think you need to leave. 1810 01:45:05,713 --> 01:45:06,816 - Just go. - But that's alright. 1811 01:45:06,849 --> 01:45:07,917 I said just go. 1812 01:45:10,752 --> 01:45:13,155 Mummy! 1813 01:45:14,857 --> 01:45:17,592 Who keeps their dead mom in the house? 1814 01:45:20,695 --> 01:45:21,763 What's this? 1815 01:45:25,667 --> 01:45:28,070 "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 1816 01:45:28,104 --> 01:45:32,640 He who caused you pain must call you gorgeous three times 1817 01:45:32,674 --> 01:45:36,378 or remain without someone to love or hold, 1818 01:45:36,412 --> 01:45:39,849 without someone to call their own. 1819 01:45:39,882 --> 01:45:43,651 Six weeks, six days, six hours will pass. 1820 01:45:43,685 --> 01:45:45,988 The most your love will ever last 1821 01:45:46,021 --> 01:45:48,891 until the time true love you see, 1822 01:45:48,924 --> 01:45:52,094 your lonely fate I thus decree." 1823 01:46:17,752 --> 01:46:20,055 - What is... - Hold on. 1824 01:46:23,058 --> 01:46:24,293 She's talking about me. 1825 01:46:24,326 --> 01:46:27,163 Someone to love. Someone to hold. Someone to call their own. 1826 01:46:27,196 --> 01:46:28,164 That's me. 1827 01:46:29,031 --> 01:46:31,467 Hold up. Your mom put juju on me. 1828 01:46:31,500 --> 01:46:32,734 That's it. 1829 01:46:33,735 --> 01:46:38,073 - Oh, Oh, shit. - Treyvon, this isn't about you. 1830 01:46:38,107 --> 01:46:40,242 No, you're right. It's about us. 1831 01:46:40,276 --> 01:46:43,112 It's about you not letting people judge you by what you look like 1832 01:46:43,145 --> 01:46:45,747 and understanding that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 1833 01:46:46,215 --> 01:46:49,919 And it's about me understanding that I shouldn't just judge people 1834 01:46:49,952 --> 01:46:51,719 by what they look like on the outside, 1835 01:46:51,753 --> 01:46:53,122 but what they're like on the inside. 1836 01:46:54,190 --> 01:46:55,257 That's what it is. 1837 01:46:56,025 --> 01:46:56,992 Can't you see? 1838 01:46:58,961 --> 01:47:01,729 Look, look. Listen, I'll just do anything to make this work. 1839 01:47:01,763 --> 01:47:03,465 Just... just let me know what I need to do. 1840 01:47:03,499 --> 01:47:05,901 - I don't... I don't know. - Forget the flats. 1841 01:47:05,935 --> 01:47:07,970 I'm... I'm not going to knock down the building. 1842 01:47:08,003 --> 01:47:09,205 I won't bother with that. 1843 01:47:09,238 --> 01:47:10,239 Forget about the flats. 1844 01:47:11,807 --> 01:47:14,843 I'll just refurbish the gym and that's it. I'll just spend the money there. 1845 01:47:15,544 --> 01:47:17,880 - What, you'd do that for me? - Yeah. 1846 01:47:17,913 --> 01:47:19,048 No, I'll do it for us. 1847 01:47:20,883 --> 01:47:22,284 What's up with your eye? 1848 01:47:22,318 --> 01:47:23,919 And for her. 1849 01:47:23,953 --> 01:47:25,888 Like, I don't want to go on the wrong side of her. 1850 01:47:29,858 --> 01:47:31,293 No, no, no, no. Not over mommy. 1851 01:47:48,911 --> 01:47:52,014 Yeah, I know, bro. It just didn't work out, man. 1852 01:47:53,015 --> 01:47:54,116 I know that's life, mate. 1853 01:47:54,149 --> 01:47:55,784 I thought so, too. 1854 01:47:56,986 --> 01:47:59,021 No, come on, bruv. Of course, I'm gonna be there. 1855 01:47:59,054 --> 01:48:00,289 I'm the best man at your wedding. 1856 01:48:01,924 --> 01:48:02,825 Yeah. 1857 01:48:03,826 --> 01:48:04,893 Okay. Alright. 1858 01:48:06,128 --> 01:48:08,364 Alright. Take care. Alright. Bye. 1859 01:48:13,202 --> 01:48:16,872 - Everything alright? - Yeah, it is now. 1860 01:48:16,905 --> 01:48:18,440 Mm-hmm. 1861 01:48:18,474 --> 01:48:21,143 Yeah, just Jirese talking about the finance on that new deal I was doing. 1862 01:48:21,176 --> 01:48:23,279 - Alright. Okay. - You okay? 1863 01:48:23,312 --> 01:48:24,213 I'm good. 1864 01:48:31,620 --> 01:48:33,022 Ashley! 1865 01:48:33,055 --> 01:48:34,256 Asher! 1866 01:48:34,290 --> 01:48:36,859 - Broski! - Listen, bro. Quick one. 1867 01:48:41,263 --> 01:48:44,166 Set. Action. 1868 01:48:50,039 --> 01:48:52,107 Sir, we can't hear action at all out there. 1869 01:48:52,141 --> 01:48:53,042 Action. 1870 01:48:54,443 --> 01:48:58,247 - You'd do that for me? - Yeah, I'll do it for us. And her. 1871 01:48:58,280 --> 01:49:01,317 What's up with your eye? 1872 01:49:01,350 --> 01:49:04,053 I won't bother building the flats. How about that? 1873 01:49:04,086 --> 01:49:07,089 I'll just refurbish the gym and just make it brand-new. 1874 01:49:07,623 --> 01:49:09,325 - You'd do that for me? - Yeah. 1875 01:49:10,626 --> 01:49:14,196 The eye is incredible. 1876 01:49:18,067 --> 01:49:20,402 Yeah, oh, yeah. 1877 01:49:20,436 --> 01:49:23,972 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's broke. 1878 01:49:26,108 --> 01:49:27,309 Let's do it again. 1879 01:49:27,343 --> 01:49:29,078 And for her. 1880 01:49:29,111 --> 01:49:31,180 Like, I don't want to get on the wrong side of her. 1881 01:49:36,018 --> 01:49:38,120 Oh, you stepped on mom. 1882 01:49:38,987 --> 01:49:42,391 I guess I did. 1883 01:49:46,228 --> 01:49:50,866 Sorry. 135545