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These numbers are
a Fibonacci sequence.
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I'm confident Will
is turning back time.
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This is Bobby Belongo
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with the South Bend chapter
of the Pickles Platoon.
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I've got a bunch
of Pickle Pals here
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to serenade you
on Christmas Eve.
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You tried to manslaughter him,
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and now you're going halfsies
on a schnauzer.
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I like him.
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You've had a minor stroke.
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Sooner or later,
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you gotta accept reality.
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T-minus 21 seconds
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and the solid rocket booster
engine gimbal now under way.
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T-minus 15 seconds.
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T-minus ten seconds...
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Nine, eight, seven, six.
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We have main engine start.
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Four, three...
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Everybody say,
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"Bon voyage, Mrs. McAuliffe."
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Bon massage, Mrs. McAuliffe.
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Clears the tower.
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So the 25th
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space shuttle mission
is now on the way.
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This morning,
it looked as though
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they were not going
to be able to get off.
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Looks like a couple of the,
uh, solid rocket boosters,
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uh, blew away from
the side of the shuttle
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in an explosion.
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Was the shuttle
supposed to explode?
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Yes, because you get to the
space station faster in pieces.
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Obviously a major malfunction.
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Hey.
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Jeff?
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This morning, I saw television
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kill the dreams of children
all over the world.
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What if I use that same power
to heal them?
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Konnichiwa.
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Speaking Japanese
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speaking Spanish
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speaking Swedish.
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And from the bottom of
my heart, you need to know...
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speaking Japanese
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speaking Spanish
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speaking Swedish.
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You are my family now
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and I'm here to protect you.
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Speaking Hausa.
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- Jeff?
- Oh?
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- Hmm?
- Hey.
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So Peter's drunk in the hand.
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What?
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Oh.
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Peter?
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Buddy?
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Why are you dressed
like an African warlord?
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I'm Baba Pickles,
Nigerian protector of youth.
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Do you not find that offensive?
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I'm African-American.
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I feel nothing.
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Should you be drinking
with our liver?
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No.
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So do you ever stop and think,
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if this is his hand...
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how huge are his balls?
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- Give me the beer, Peter.
- Mm-mm.
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Peter, if you drink
that beer, you'll die
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and there'll be
no more showhounds.
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Heaven's full of showhounds.
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Why are his eyes turning yellow?
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'Cause everything's
comin' up jaundice.
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Did something happen
in Hersheypark?
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You think it's gonna be
this romantic place
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and you get there...
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It's mostly children...
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watching your girlfriend
say no to your proposal.
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Pancake said no?
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That man loves you,
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and he's funny, he's handsome,
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he's a profound
lover of animals,
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and you should spend the rest
of your life together.
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I can't even hear you
until we talk about you
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kidnapping Will
to the Philippines.
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We took a field trip.
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You threw a guy off a ship
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in a barrel!
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It was an ovular sarcophagus.
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That was once filled
with pickles, Jeff!
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Peter is charming.
He's a doctor.
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He's sardonic yet hopeful.
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- Are you high?
- I haven't had tea in weeks.
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Maybe I don't wanna
get remarried.
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But you do! I know you do!
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And we need to move
that way, forward.
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You need to move on
so we can move on.
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I'm starting a new family,
and I can't do that
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unless I know
my old family's gonna be okay.
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What new family?
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Something good has to come
from something bad.
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Peter is the good
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that can come from
our collective ungluing,
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and if you don't embrace that,
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then he will pickle
his new liver,
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and that irony will be
difficult to process.
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You can't even fight for her
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a little bit, can you?
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Go back upstairs.
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Peter will die.
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He will die,
and it will be on us.
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No, no, this is not on me.
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I taught him to walk again.
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I stood here and held his hand
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as he learned
to climb these stairs.
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It took us two hours
to get from here to up there,
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but we did it!
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You broke him,
and I am fixing him!
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He was my friend first,
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and I'll decide when
I want to marry him! I will!
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You can't even be happy
that she said no, can you?
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They belong together.
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A normal person
would want Peter to die.
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A normal person would want
Peter to be in this family.
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A normal person wouldn't have
hit him with his car.
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Peter loves you.
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He doesn't deserve this.
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He's your future...
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and he is your Pancake.
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The magic is gone.
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Everything is
upside down, Grandpa,
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because, see, we were
going back in time,
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and it was really working...
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Stop, stop, stop, stop.
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Do you foresee your own death
within the next 3 to 24 hours?
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- No.
- Good, I'm busy.
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Grandpa!
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Will, sometimes
the things in your head
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are different from
what they really are.
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That's how reality works, kid.
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But I...
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Josip? It's me, Jeff.
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Wake up, Josip.
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Today is the first day
of the rest of your life.
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You and I are about
to embark on a quest,
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a journey
around the world to find
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23 caring and virtuous souls
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to build a family of Pickles...
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men and women
of the highest moral caliber
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who will devote their lives
to children.
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And we're gonna start with you,
Gospodin Kiseli Krastavac.
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Speaking foreign language.
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Will you be the first
Serbian pickles?
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Jeff, it would be
the honor of my life.
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Hello?
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Hello? Josip?
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What the heck?
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Oh.
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Hello?
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I know where you live,
motherfucker.
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I asked my dad why I have
red hair and he doesn't.
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He said God gave it to me.
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Mr. Pickles says
God doesn't exist.
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- He doesn't?
- No, he's a construct.
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What's a construct?
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I don't know, but I told my mom,
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and I get to skip
my sister's christening.
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Arya, Dani.
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I think what Mr. Pickles
meant by that was,
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God exists differently
for everyone.
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Hmm, I don't think so.
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Mr. Pickles just wants us
to love each other:
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You, me, the entire
South Bend, Indiana,
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chapter of the Pickles Platoon.
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Sometimes he goes
a little off topic.
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Just ignore that stuff.
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I like when he says that stuff.
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The bigger lesson then is that
our words have consequences.
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Well, great painting.
Y'all done?
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- Yeah.
- Yep.
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You are my family now,
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and I'm here to protect you.
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Everyone needs a new ride.
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It is like
a spaceship, Astronotter,
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only more affordable.
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Astronotter
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belongs on a rocket.
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Ask your local dealer about
the new Mercedes S-Class.
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And she doesn't fucking talk!
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What are you looking for?
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Some good PR.
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We need to remind this country
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that our show
is a national treasure,
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not some lightning rod
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for controversy
and dead Filipinos.
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Can I help?
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Can you find a letter NASA
wrote to my father in 1997?
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It would be under
the VIP correspondence.
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I have a system.
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Uh-huh.
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They wanted to send Astronotter
to the space station,
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you know, get kids
interested in science,
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but Dad said no.
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How come?
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Because if the shuttle exploded
like the Challenger,
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then we wouldn't have a choice.
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We'd have to eulogize one
of our most popular puppets.
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Nothing worse
than a dead puppet.
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Is it this?
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I have always
wanted to say this...
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Could you get NASA on the phone?
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Yeah.
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You're staring at me again.
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You're like a beesting,
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and I mean that as salaciously
as your heart will receive it.
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Why do I feel like
the gravel in your voice
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has spent years apologizing
for the words it produces?
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When was the last time you had
12 courses of Italian?
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Oh.
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Huh?
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I don't need your help.
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Oh, no?
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I've been going to the gym.
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Oh, I'll open another
bottle of Chianti.
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What are you doing on Tuesday?
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Avoiding your phone calls.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Why don't we take
$30,000 in cash,
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go to the airport,
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and see where
the wind takes us, hmm?
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The magic is gone.
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Everything is
upside down, Grandpa,
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because, see, we were
going back in time,
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and it was really working...
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Stop, stop, stop, stop.
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Do you foresee your own death
within the next 3 to 24 hours?
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- No.
- Good, I'm busy.
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Grandpa!
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Will, sometimes
the things in your head
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are different from
what they really are.
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That's how reality works, kid.
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But I...
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- Now.
- Now.
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Where were we?
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Mm.
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Oh.
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I can't wait
to tell my family about you.
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Does this smell like
gasoline to you?
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We should do a whiskey.
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Let's do it.
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What should we name it?
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How about Two Friends Whiskey
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after our friendship?
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Or Dimples Whiskey after
the dimples in our faces.
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Last night, I was
pleasuring a woman sexually.
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Hmm.
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I find the salt and pepper
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combined with the money
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really gets women's dicks hard,
if you know what I mean.
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I also love pleasuring women.
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How have we not
talked about this?
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I'm always like, "Last night,
I pleasured this woman,"
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and you're, like,
never paying attention.
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I'm listening to you.
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Sometimes it feels like you're
listening at me, you know?
265
00:15:18,442 --> 00:15:20,234
What does that mean?
266
00:15:20,317 --> 00:15:22,442
And then you get defensive.
267
00:15:23,693 --> 00:15:25,693
Well, I'm sorry.
268
00:15:25,776 --> 00:15:28,234
I-I-I promise I'll try
to communicate better.
269
00:15:28,317 --> 00:15:30,359
You've been
an indispensable friend
270
00:15:30,442 --> 00:15:32,401
over these last few weeks.
271
00:15:32,484 --> 00:15:34,901
I feel the same way.
272
00:15:34,984 --> 00:15:37,109
Really?
273
00:15:37,192 --> 00:15:38,567
That means so much.
274
00:15:40,359 --> 00:15:42,484
Scott, I need to, uh...
275
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,275
God, I've been picturing myself
having this conversation
276
00:15:45,359 --> 00:15:46,960
since I was 13 and now
I don't know how to start...
277
00:15:46,984 --> 00:15:48,943
I want Astronotter back.
278
00:15:49,025 --> 00:15:50,776
What the fuck, Dee Dee?
279
00:15:50,859 --> 00:15:53,651
Is this woman
bothering you, Scottson?
280
00:15:53,734 --> 00:15:55,943
No, she's the one
I was telling you about.
281
00:15:56,025 --> 00:15:57,693
Oh, uh-huh.
282
00:15:57,776 --> 00:15:58,943
Who are you?
283
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:00,192
Blake Griffin?
284
00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:01,567
Sports?
285
00:16:01,651 --> 00:16:02,651
Yeah.
286
00:16:02,693 --> 00:16:04,484
We were having a conversation.
287
00:16:04,567 --> 00:16:06,401
She has the opportunity
288
00:16:06,484 --> 00:16:08,984
to go where no puppet
has gone before.
289
00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:09,901
Space?
290
00:16:09,984 --> 00:16:12,818
Wow, first guess.
291
00:16:12,901 --> 00:16:13,943
Boop!
292
00:16:14,025 --> 00:16:14,943
You can have her back
293
00:16:15,025 --> 00:16:18,776
for the low, low price
of $28 million.
294
00:16:18,859 --> 00:16:23,109
Please, this is
really important to me.
295
00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:25,275
I know, it's... it's...
It's... it's incredible,
296
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,526
and that's why
I'm not saying no.
297
00:16:27,609 --> 00:16:29,651
Blake Griffin is saying no.
298
00:16:29,734 --> 00:16:32,359
I'm saying go fuck yourself.
299
00:16:35,109 --> 00:16:36,943
- Oh, my God.
- Nightmare.
300
00:16:37,025 --> 00:16:38,609
25 fucking years, man!
301
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,275
I don't know how you did it.
302
00:16:41,192 --> 00:16:43,109
You open it, Scott.
303
00:16:43,192 --> 00:16:44,609
I can't.
304
00:16:44,693 --> 00:16:46,776
You sure?
305
00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:54,818
"Miss Deirdre Piccirillo,"
306
00:16:54,901 --> 00:16:57,984
the Japanese Design
Exchange Program
307
00:16:58,067 --> 00:17:01,818
is absolutely terrified
to welcome you
308
00:17:01,901 --> 00:17:05,359
"to their 1987-'88 program."
309
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,359
What?
310
00:17:12,859 --> 00:17:16,025
You know Japan
is 6,350 miles away?
311
00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:20,275
I'd be a day ahead of you,
312
00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:23,901
my father, even Jeff.
313
00:17:28,984 --> 00:17:31,651
I'd pretty much be in
a completely different world,
314
00:17:31,734 --> 00:17:33,651
living my own life.
315
00:17:35,275 --> 00:17:36,776
So?
316
00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:39,776
I think you should go.
317
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,109
What are you gonna miss here?
318
00:17:42,192 --> 00:17:43,526
It's only a year.
319
00:17:43,609 --> 00:17:46,693
Nothin's gonna change.
320
00:17:46,776 --> 00:17:48,442
I don't even look
at other girls.
321
00:17:53,025 --> 00:17:55,359
You have split ends.
322
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:56,859
Last year in high school,
323
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,776
but it's your beginning
for what you're gonna
324
00:17:58,859 --> 00:18:00,619
be doing in life,
and you're gonna be looking
325
00:18:00,693 --> 00:18:02,001
at all sorts of career
opportunities,
326
00:18:02,025 --> 00:18:03,293
you're gonna be
looking at colleges,
327
00:18:03,317 --> 00:18:04,693
and you're gonna say,
328
00:18:04,776 --> 00:18:05,794
"What am I gonna do?
What do I want to do?"
329
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:06,943
Reach for it, you know.
330
00:18:07,025 --> 00:18:10,192
Go... push yourself
as far as you can.
331
00:18:10,275 --> 00:18:12,192
I'm going to Japan.
332
00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:30,567
So the 25th
333
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,901
space shuttle mission
is now on the way
334
00:18:32,984 --> 00:18:36,150
after more delays
than NASA cares to count.
335
00:18:36,234 --> 00:18:37,901
This morning,
it looked as though
336
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:40,818
they were not going
to be able to get off.
337
00:18:43,943 --> 00:18:45,126
Would you please turn that down?
338
00:18:45,150 --> 00:18:46,567
Looks like a couple
339
00:18:46,651 --> 00:18:48,192
of the, uh,
solid rocket boosters,
340
00:18:48,275 --> 00:18:51,943
uh, blew away from
the side of the shuttle
341
00:18:52,025 --> 00:18:53,776
in an explosion.
342
00:18:54,984 --> 00:18:56,442
Hey.
343
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:57,442
Jeff?
344
00:18:57,526 --> 00:18:59,317
This morning, I saw television
345
00:18:59,401 --> 00:19:02,359
kill the dreams of children
all over the world.
346
00:19:03,651 --> 00:19:06,567
What if I use that same power
to heal them?
347
00:19:06,651 --> 00:19:08,859
What does that mean?
348
00:19:08,943 --> 00:19:10,609
I don't know yet.
349
00:19:10,693 --> 00:19:12,275
Can I help?
350
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,001
I thought you were supposed
to go to Japan.
351
00:19:14,025 --> 00:19:16,275
I don't wanna go
anywhere right now.
352
00:19:39,859 --> 00:19:42,776
Ready for liftoff, Astronotter?
353
00:19:42,859 --> 00:19:44,526
No, Dee Dee.
354
00:19:44,609 --> 00:19:46,984
I'm afraid to go.
355
00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:48,401
I love it,
356
00:19:48,484 --> 00:19:50,901
but I don't think
she should talk.
357
00:19:50,984 --> 00:19:52,734
I...
358
00:19:52,818 --> 00:19:53,960
I feel like she should just make
359
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,651
this series of random noises.
360
00:19:56,734 --> 00:20:00,192
Bee-boo-bop,
beep, beep, boo, bop, beep.
361
00:20:00,275 --> 00:20:02,984
I don't think anyone
understands her, you know?
362
00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:04,275
It's a him.
363
00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:08,067
Oh, well, still.
364
00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:16,651
Why don't you
hold onto this for me?
365
00:20:26,734 --> 00:20:28,359
Hey,
366
00:20:28,442 --> 00:20:30,901
the guy from NASA public
relations called back.
367
00:20:30,984 --> 00:20:31,859
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
368
00:20:31,943 --> 00:20:34,859
He's gonna run it
up the flagpole.
369
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:37,609
But it sounds like there's
a launch in a few months
370
00:20:37,693 --> 00:20:39,192
and he grew up with the show,
371
00:20:39,275 --> 00:20:40,627
so he said there might be
a seat on the rocket,
372
00:20:40,651 --> 00:20:42,109
if you want it.
373
00:20:44,734 --> 00:20:46,609
Yes, I want it.
374
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,901
Hey, I feel like earlier,
375
00:21:01,984 --> 00:21:04,484
you were about
to say something to me.
376
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:08,567
Mm, no, I... I don't think so, no.
377
00:21:08,651 --> 00:21:09,984
What...
378
00:21:11,693 --> 00:21:12,693
Move!
379
00:21:12,734 --> 00:21:14,150
What the fuck are you doing?
380
00:21:14,234 --> 00:21:16,234
Astronotter is getting
on that rocket.
381
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:17,609
Blake, I apologize.
382
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,150
Repeat after me!
383
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:21,275
Astronotter is getting
on that rocket.
384
00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:24,442
This is not how
human beings negotiate.
385
00:21:24,526 --> 00:21:25,943
- Say it!
- No!
386
00:21:26,025 --> 00:21:27,567
This is my otter! I earned it!
387
00:21:28,484 --> 00:21:30,859
Not now, Sheryl. Say it.
388
00:21:30,943 --> 00:21:32,460
You want Astronotter?
I'll make you a deal.
389
00:21:32,484 --> 00:21:35,234
Give me one more day a week
with my daughter.
390
00:21:35,317 --> 00:21:36,567
What?
391
00:21:36,651 --> 00:21:37,567
Is somebody even
watching her right now?
392
00:21:37,651 --> 00:21:38,943
One more day a week.
393
00:21:39,025 --> 00:21:41,150
I trade you otter
for more daughter.
394
00:21:41,234 --> 00:21:42,901
- Sound good?
- You leave her out of this!
395
00:21:42,984 --> 00:21:44,567
- Deirdre?
- What?
396
00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:47,609
If that's the space people,
tell 'em we're good to go.
397
00:21:47,693 --> 00:21:49,192
It's ToyCo.
398
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:51,734
They're taking all the
Listen-To-Me Pickles offline.
399
00:21:51,818 --> 00:21:54,484
What? Why?
400
00:21:54,567 --> 00:21:56,401
I know where you live,
motherfucker.
401
00:21:56,484 --> 00:21:57,776
How did you get this number?
402
00:21:57,859 --> 00:21:59,442
You call my house.
You talk to my kid.
403
00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:01,150
Please don't call here.
404
00:22:03,526 --> 00:22:04,442
Deirdre?
405
00:22:04,526 --> 00:22:06,651
ToyCo shut down the system.
406
00:22:06,734 --> 00:22:07,818
Why?
407
00:22:07,901 --> 00:22:10,275
Don't freak out, okay?
408
00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:11,442
Why?
409
00:22:11,526 --> 00:22:13,126
Your phone number,
your home address, your social
410
00:22:13,150 --> 00:22:16,150
just all showed up
on some Internet forum.
411
00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:17,776
They felt because
of all the threats...
412
00:22:17,859 --> 00:22:18,734
What threats?
413
00:22:18,818 --> 00:22:20,025
You get a lot of threats.
414
00:22:20,109 --> 00:22:20,859
It's probably nothing.
415
00:22:20,943 --> 00:22:22,150
Okay, so it's nothing?
416
00:22:22,234 --> 00:22:23,609
It's nothing.
417
00:22:23,693 --> 00:22:24,794
I'm pretty sure it's nothing.
418
00:22:24,818 --> 00:22:27,484
Okay, thanks.
419
00:22:33,984 --> 00:22:35,526
I'm sorry,
we have to turn around.
420
00:22:35,609 --> 00:22:38,192
Can you take me to
4183 Leafturn Street, please?
421
00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:39,651
You're gonna miss your flight.
422
00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:40,859
Please, as fast as you can.
423
00:22:57,401 --> 00:22:59,818
You have a spectacular day,
friend.
424
00:23:05,067 --> 00:23:06,651
Hi, it's Jill.
425
00:23:06,734 --> 00:23:08,814
Sorry I missed your call,
but please leave a message.
426
00:23:09,275 --> 00:23:12,275
I'm not ready to marry you.
427
00:23:16,109 --> 00:23:17,901
I think you made that clear...
428
00:23:19,442 --> 00:23:21,418
when you didn't say yes
to me asking you to marry me.
429
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,693
It's too soon, Peter.
430
00:23:23,776 --> 00:23:26,067
Inside, you can't see it,
431
00:23:26,150 --> 00:23:29,442
but I am, like,
in the 13th round
432
00:23:29,526 --> 00:23:32,526
of a very drunk game of Jenga
433
00:23:32,609 --> 00:23:35,567
24-7 all the time.
434
00:23:35,651 --> 00:23:37,567
Every move scares me.
435
00:23:37,651 --> 00:23:40,109
But you came into my life,
436
00:23:40,192 --> 00:23:44,359
and you helped me sleep
when I couldn't sleep,
437
00:23:44,442 --> 00:23:47,901
you made me laugh
when I couldn't laugh,
438
00:23:47,984 --> 00:23:50,067
and you... you made me feel light
439
00:23:50,150 --> 00:23:52,984
when I couldn't
feel anything at all.
440
00:23:54,067 --> 00:23:55,776
That's family.
441
00:24:07,901 --> 00:24:09,818
Okay, just...
442
00:24:09,901 --> 00:24:13,401
So to your proposal,
443
00:24:13,484 --> 00:24:17,734
I propose that I will say yes
444
00:24:17,818 --> 00:24:19,901
when yes feels right.
445
00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:22,150
Jill!
446
00:24:22,234 --> 00:24:23,484
Guys?
447
00:24:23,984 --> 00:24:28,150
And I will wear this ring
448
00:24:28,234 --> 00:24:32,484
so that you know
that my proposal
449
00:24:32,567 --> 00:24:37,067
that this proposal is
a real proposal to propose.
450
00:24:37,150 --> 00:24:38,651
Guys?
451
00:24:38,734 --> 00:24:40,192
Jill?
452
00:24:41,109 --> 00:24:43,192
Can you live with that?
453
00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:46,693
If I get to live with you.
454
00:24:52,275 --> 00:24:53,484
Will!
455
00:24:55,693 --> 00:24:56,984
Will!
456
00:25:08,776 --> 00:25:10,150
Hello, Astronotter.
457
00:25:10,234 --> 00:25:14,943
Are you ready for your
first flight to outer space?
458
00:25:51,067 --> 00:25:53,109
It's okay to be scared,
459
00:25:53,192 --> 00:25:55,651
but it's gonna be okay.
460
00:25:55,734 --> 00:25:57,567
I know it.
461
00:25:57,651 --> 00:25:58,651
Ready?
462
00:26:01,442 --> 00:26:04,526
Ten, nine,
463
00:26:04,609 --> 00:26:07,526
eight, seven,
464
00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:10,359
six, five,
465
00:26:10,442 --> 00:26:13,442
four, three, two...
466
00:26:29,943 --> 00:26:32,859
What is that?
467
00:26:32,943 --> 00:26:34,484
Will!
468
00:26:37,734 --> 00:26:39,067
Oh, shit!
469
00:26:39,150 --> 00:26:40,150
- Here, here.
- What?
470
00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:43,943
Will!
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