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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,398 --> 00:00:34,331 [ Radio Announcer ] GOOD MORNING. THIS IS ORVILLE RICKETT... 2 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:38,102 BRINGING YOU THE EARLY-BIRD EDITION OF KBES NEWS, 3 00:00:38,170 --> 00:00:40,404 SERVING ALL OF CENTRAL IOWA. 4 00:00:40,473 --> 00:00:44,375 LOOKS AS IF YOU WHO DID SOME EARLY PLANTIN' DURING OUR RECENT WARM SPELL... 5 00:00:44,443 --> 00:00:47,143 GOT A NASTY LITTLE SURPRISE THIS MORNING, DIDN'T YOU ? 6 00:00:47,212 --> 00:00:49,346 YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE A WHITE EASTER, 7 00:00:49,415 --> 00:00:51,582 WITH TEMPERATURES CLIMBING INTO THE LOW TEENS... 8 00:00:51,650 --> 00:00:55,318 AND A WIND CHILL FACTOR OF MINUS 24 DEGREES. 9 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:57,888 A FEW WEATHER-RELATED ANNOUNCEMENTS. 10 00:00:57,956 --> 00:01:01,825 THE ANNUAL GREATER DES MOINES PRESBYTERIAN EASTER EGG HUNT AND BAKE SALE, 11 00:01:01,894 --> 00:01:05,596 PREVIOUSLY SCHEDULED TO TAKE PLACE TOMORROW AT THE COUNTRY CLUB, 12 00:01:05,664 --> 00:01:09,533 WILL NOW BE HELD IN THE ROOSEVELT HIGH SCHOOL GYMNASIUM. 13 00:01:09,602 --> 00:01:12,235 BUSSES WILL BE RUNNING AN HOUR TO AND HOUR AND A HALF LATE... 14 00:01:12,304 --> 00:01:14,805 WHERE SNOWPLOWS ALLOW. 15 00:01:14,874 --> 00:01:17,974 STAY TUNED FOR LAUD JEANNIE'S ASCOT HOUR... 16 00:01:18,043 --> 00:01:22,212 RIGHT HERE ON STATION KBES, SERVING ALL OF CENTRAL IOWA. 17 00:01:22,281 --> 00:01:25,048 UNTIL THEN, THIS IS ORVILLE RICKETT REMINDING YOU... 18 00:01:25,117 --> 00:01:28,585 TO DRAG THOSE STORM WINDOWS BACK OUT OF THE BASEMENT. 19 00:01:28,654 --> 00:01:30,721 AND HAPPY EASTER. 20 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:34,391 HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING. 21 00:01:34,460 --> 00:01:36,393 [ Wendell Narrating ] MY NAME IS WENDELL TVEDT. 22 00:01:36,462 --> 00:01:38,529 I'M A FRESHMAN AT IOWA STATE. 23 00:01:38,597 --> 00:01:42,466 I'M WAITING FOR A COUPLE OF GREAT GUYS FROM MY FRATERNITY. 24 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:46,837 WELL, NOT MY FRATERNITY YET. I'M STILL A PLEDGE. 25 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:51,708 BUT ANYWAY, WE'RE ALL GOING TO PALM SPRINGS FOR THE WEEKEND. 26 00:01:51,777 --> 00:01:54,144 IN'S OVER THAT WAY. 27 00:01:54,212 --> 00:01:56,547 I'M WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL A LATE BLOOMER. 28 00:01:56,615 --> 00:01:58,549 THAT REALLY DOESN'T BOTHER ME. 29 00:01:58,617 --> 00:02:01,151 I'VE EVEN HEARD SOME PEOPLE CALL ME A NERD. 30 00:02:01,219 --> 00:02:03,420 I DON'T THINK OF MYSELF THAT WAY. 31 00:02:03,489 --> 00:02:08,024 I'D LIKE TO THINK OF MYSELF AS, WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE... 32 00:02:08,093 --> 00:02:11,261 WHA-WHA-WHOA ! 33 00:02:11,330 --> 00:02:13,564 AWKWARD. 34 00:02:39,424 --> 00:02:43,594 [ Female Announcer Over P.A. ] 35 00:02:43,662 --> 00:02:47,531 THANK YOU. PALM SPRINGS, HERE WE COME ! 36 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,567 IN LESS THAN THREE HOURS, IT'S GONNA BE YOU, ME, 37 00:02:50,636 --> 00:02:54,538 HOT TUBS, PALM TREES, AND THE LEGENDARY WOMEN OF CALIFORNIA. 38 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:57,875 AND WENDELL. [ Chuckling ] ALL RIGHT, AND WENDELL. 39 00:02:57,943 --> 00:03:01,645 BUT DON'T SELL THE GUY SHORT. HE'S GOT A LOT GOIN' FOR HIM... FOR A PLEDGE. 40 00:03:01,714 --> 00:03:03,647 MEMBERSHIP IN THE ASTRONOMY CLUB, 41 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:07,017 NAME TAGS ON HIS BOXER SHORTS, HIS VERY OWN LIBRARY CARD. 42 00:03:07,085 --> 00:03:09,820 AND HE'S GOT A COUSIN WITH A FURNISHED CONDO IN PALM SPRINGS... 43 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:12,990 AND PARENTS WHO PAID FOR OUR TRIP. 44 00:03:13,058 --> 00:03:16,527 YOU'RE RIGHT. HE'S GOT A LOT GOIN' FOR HIM. 45 00:03:16,595 --> 00:03:20,898 JOE ! MOTHER ! HERE I AM ! 46 00:03:22,501 --> 00:03:24,434 MMM-HMM. 47 00:03:26,138 --> 00:03:29,172 HI, GUYS. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ? 48 00:03:29,241 --> 00:03:33,143 WENDELL, BUDDY, YOUR FLY'S OPEN. OH, IT'S BROKEN. 49 00:03:33,211 --> 00:03:37,948 THIS ISN'T EXACTLY WHAT WE MEANT BY HANGING OUT IN PALM SPRINGS. 50 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:40,017 WHERE ARE YOUR FOLKS ? YOO-HOO ! 51 00:03:42,254 --> 00:03:44,788 [ Alarm Buzzes ] UH-OH, HONEY. 52 00:03:44,857 --> 00:03:46,790 PUT 'EM DOWN. THAT'S RIGHT. 53 00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:48,792 POOR KID DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE. 54 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:51,628 LAUGH AND I'LL BREAK YOUR LEG. JUST DON'T LOOK AT ME. 55 00:03:54,967 --> 00:03:57,067 OH. 56 00:03:57,135 --> 00:03:59,069 HI. HOW YOU DOIN' ? 57 00:03:59,137 --> 00:04:01,872 I WANT YOU TO MEET MY FRIENDS. OH. 58 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:04,775 FATHER, MOTHER, THIS IS MOTHER AND JOE. 59 00:04:04,843 --> 00:04:06,643 JOE GILLESPIE. LARRY TUCKER. 60 00:04:06,712 --> 00:04:08,645 IT'S A PLEASURE, MR. TVEDT, MRS. TVEDT. 61 00:04:08,714 --> 00:04:11,347 THEY CALL YOU MOTHER, RIGHT ? MOTHER TUCKER. 62 00:04:11,416 --> 00:04:13,349 THAT JUST KILLS ME. 63 00:04:13,418 --> 00:04:15,285 ISN'T THAT CUTE ? 64 00:04:15,353 --> 00:04:18,789 IS IT 'CAUSE YOU KIND OF TAKE CARE OF EVERYBODY ? HUH ? 65 00:04:18,857 --> 00:04:20,990 ALL RIGHT. 66 00:04:21,059 --> 00:04:24,193 BOYS, COULD YA-- COULD YOU HELP ME WITH THIS STUFF ? 67 00:04:24,262 --> 00:04:26,663 JUST FOR A MINUTE ? SURE. 68 00:04:26,732 --> 00:04:30,700 I DIDN'T WANT MRS. TVEDT TO OVERHEAR, BUT I GOT A FAVOR I WANT TO ASK YOU. 69 00:04:30,769 --> 00:04:33,069 SURE. WHAT IS IT ? I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED THIS OR NOT, 70 00:04:33,138 --> 00:04:35,972 BUT, UH, MY BOY WENDELL IS A LITTLE-- 71 00:04:36,041 --> 00:04:38,608 WELL, HE'S KIND OF-- 72 00:04:38,677 --> 00:04:42,646 I GUESS AWKWARD IS THE WORD I'M LOOKING FOR. WENDELL ? 73 00:04:42,714 --> 00:04:44,648 AWKWARD ? THIS IS WHAT I'M HOPING. 74 00:04:44,716 --> 00:04:47,484 AREN'T THEY THE BEST ? THEY'RE WONDERFUL, DARLING. 75 00:04:47,553 --> 00:04:50,320 MILLARD SEEMS TO LIKE THEM TOO. I'M SURE THEY'RE FINE YOUNG MEN. 76 00:04:50,388 --> 00:04:54,090 THEY ARE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING. I'M SURE I DON'T. 77 00:04:54,159 --> 00:04:57,461 I KINDA WANTED YOU AND JOE TO SHOW MY BOY AROUND A LITTLE. 78 00:04:57,529 --> 00:05:01,064 KINDA TEACH HIM A FEW OF THE TRICKS OF THE TRADE, 79 00:05:01,132 --> 00:05:05,134 IF YOU UNDERSTAND MY MEANING, WITH THE OPPOSITE S-E-X. 80 00:05:05,203 --> 00:05:08,705 OH. I'D BE MORE THAN WILLING TO MAKE THIS WORTH YOUR WHILE. 81 00:05:08,774 --> 00:05:11,675 WENDELL'S TOLD ME YOU WANTED A SAUNA... 82 00:05:11,743 --> 00:05:14,511 AND A JACUZZI DOWN AT THE FRATERNITY HOUSE. 83 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:16,880 SURE. NO PROBLEM. 84 00:05:16,949 --> 00:05:19,516 [ P.A. ] FLIGHT 81 TO PALM SPRINGS NOW BOARDING. GEE, THAT'D BE GREAT. 85 00:05:19,585 --> 00:05:21,685 MILLARD, HURRY WITH THE CAMERA. 86 00:05:21,753 --> 00:05:23,753 THAT'S THEIR FLIGHT. ALL RIGHT, DEAR. 87 00:05:23,822 --> 00:05:27,591 EVERYBODY GET IN A STRAIGHT LINE WHILE I SET THIS THING UP. 88 00:05:27,659 --> 00:05:31,962 NOW, WENDELL, STAY OUT OF THE SUN. YOU'LL BURN. 89 00:05:32,030 --> 00:05:33,964 OKAY, MOM. AND GET PLENTY OF SLEEP. 90 00:05:34,032 --> 00:05:36,533 JUST DO WHATEVER MOTHER SAYS, SON. 91 00:05:36,602 --> 00:05:40,604 THANK YOU, MILLARD. YOU'RE WELCOME, NAOMI. EVERYBODY SMILE ! 92 00:05:57,990 --> 00:06:00,156 WHOO-HOO ! 93 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:05,729 INCREDIBLE, MAN. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 94 00:06:16,808 --> 00:06:19,743 DON'T PEE IN YOUR PANTS, YOUNG WENDELL. 95 00:06:22,313 --> 00:06:25,515 LOOK AT THOSE BODIES ! LOOK AT THOSE TANS ! 96 00:06:25,584 --> 00:06:27,517 LOOK AT THOSE PALM TREES. 97 00:06:27,586 --> 00:06:30,253 [ Wendell ] WOW ! 98 00:06:30,321 --> 00:06:33,823 [ Radio Announcer ] THIS IS MADMAN MAC WITH 72 HOURS OF NONSTOP ROCK AND ROLL, 99 00:06:33,892 --> 00:06:37,293 SENDING OUT A BIG PALM SPRINGS WELCOME TO ALL YOU GREATS FROM DIFFERENT STATES. 100 00:06:37,362 --> 00:06:40,129 A WEATHER REPORT. IT'S RAINING IN FORT LAUDERDALE. 101 00:06:40,198 --> 00:06:42,465 SO IF YOU'RE NOT IN PALM SPRINGS, YOU'RE NOWHERE, BABY. 102 00:06:42,534 --> 00:06:44,768 SLOW DOWN. HI ! 103 00:06:44,836 --> 00:06:48,872 I'M WENDELL TVEDT, AND THESE ARE MY BEST FRIENDS, JOE AND MOTHER. 104 00:06:48,941 --> 00:06:52,642 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - GAG ME. 105 00:06:52,711 --> 00:06:55,178 WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TALK TO THEM ? 106 00:06:55,246 --> 00:06:57,313 THEY WERE VERY PRETTY. 107 00:06:57,382 --> 00:07:00,383 I DON'T KNOW, WENDELL. I GUESS WE'RE JUST MOODY. 108 00:07:00,452 --> 00:07:03,653 WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM. QUICK. 109 00:07:07,559 --> 00:07:10,326 [ Female Singers ] � HE USED TO BE A SHY BOY � 110 00:07:10,395 --> 00:07:13,162 � UNTIL I MADE HIM MY BOY � 111 00:07:14,232 --> 00:07:18,034 � I NEVER MISSED A HEARTBEAT � 112 00:07:18,103 --> 00:07:20,670 � JUST SITTING IN THE BACKSEAT � 113 00:07:20,739 --> 00:07:22,739 � YEAH � 114 00:07:22,808 --> 00:07:26,977 � I'M GONNA GIVE HIM ALL MY LOVE � 115 00:07:27,045 --> 00:07:31,347 � EACH AND EVERY NIGHT � 116 00:07:31,416 --> 00:07:34,484 � ONE THING I'M ALWAYS DREAMING OF � 117 00:07:34,552 --> 00:07:37,721 � I WANNA SQUEEZE AND HOLD HIM TIGHT � 118 00:07:37,789 --> 00:07:41,491 � AND DON'T IT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD � MOTHER ! 119 00:07:41,559 --> 00:07:44,193 � AND DON'T IT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD � SORRY. 120 00:07:45,530 --> 00:07:49,432 � AND DON'T IT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD � 121 00:07:49,501 --> 00:07:52,869 � AND DON'T IT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD � 122 00:07:52,938 --> 00:07:55,605 � EVERY MINUTE WE'RE TOGETHER � 123 00:07:57,743 --> 00:08:00,476 � SEEMS TO LAST FOREVER � 124 00:08:00,545 --> 00:08:03,446 � HE KNOWS ABOUT A GOOD TIME � 125 00:08:05,216 --> 00:08:07,651 � GONNA MAKE YOU ALL MINE � 126 00:08:07,719 --> 00:08:10,520 � ALL MINE � 127 00:08:10,588 --> 00:08:13,256 � HE GIVES ME LOVIN' LIKE NOBODY ELSE � 128 00:08:13,324 --> 00:08:18,094 � I LOVE THE WAY HE TURNS ME ON � 129 00:08:18,163 --> 00:08:21,297 � I LONG TO KEEP HIM ALL TO MYSELF � 130 00:08:21,366 --> 00:08:24,668 � IF MY HEART COULD BE THAT STRONG � 131 00:08:24,736 --> 00:08:26,936 � AND DON'T IT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD � 132 00:08:28,506 --> 00:08:32,375 � AND DON'T IT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD � 133 00:08:32,443 --> 00:08:36,245 � AND DON'T IT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD � 134 00:08:36,314 --> 00:08:38,682 � AND DON'T IT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD �� 135 00:08:41,419 --> 00:08:43,386 OH, GOD, J.C. LOOK ! 136 00:08:43,454 --> 00:08:46,589 JESUS, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT ! JOE AND MOTHER HERE ? 137 00:08:46,658 --> 00:08:48,758 AND THEY'VE GOT THAT IDIOT WENDELL WITH THEM. 138 00:08:48,827 --> 00:08:53,029 YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS ? NO, CHRISSIE, THEY'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE IN THEIR LIVES. 139 00:08:53,098 --> 00:08:56,599 THEY JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW THEIR NAMES. I DIDN'T KNOW ! 140 00:08:56,668 --> 00:08:58,601 WE GO TO SCHOOL WITH THEM. 141 00:08:58,670 --> 00:09:01,104 WE'RE BETA EPSILON, THEY'RE THETA PI SIGMA. 142 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:03,439 OR AS WE LIKE TO CALL THEM, THETA PIGS. 143 00:09:03,508 --> 00:09:07,443 [ Girl ] YOU DON'T LIKE THEM ? NO, WE HATE THEM AND THEY HATE US. 144 00:09:07,512 --> 00:09:09,579 BETAS HATE THETAS. IT'S A TRADITION. 145 00:09:09,647 --> 00:09:13,516 YOU KNOW, CHAS, THEY'VE INVADED OUR TERRITORY. 146 00:09:13,585 --> 00:09:16,019 I THINK THE BOYS DESERVE A NICE WARM WELCOME. 147 00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:19,255 IT'S THE VERY LEAST WE CAN DO. 148 00:09:19,324 --> 00:09:22,092 [ Wendell ] WELL, GUYS, HERE WE ARE. 149 00:09:27,332 --> 00:09:29,498 OVER THERE. A PARKING SPACE. 150 00:09:40,545 --> 00:09:42,979 THIS IS IT. FOLLOW ME, GUYS. 151 00:09:50,956 --> 00:09:53,089 THAT MUST BE THE ONE. ALL RIGHT ! 152 00:09:59,164 --> 00:10:01,097 SO FAR SO GOOD. 153 00:10:11,743 --> 00:10:14,310 WENDELL, THERE'S NO FURNITURE. 154 00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:18,848 MY COUSIN SAID THEY'RE REDECORATING THE LIVING ROOM. SORRY. 155 00:10:18,917 --> 00:10:22,518 TO HELL WITH THE LIVING ROOM. WHAT ABOUT THE BEDROOMS ? 156 00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:27,023 AH, NICE TOUCH ! YEAH ! 157 00:10:27,092 --> 00:10:29,025 INCREDIBLE ! 158 00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:34,730 WENDELL, BUDDY, THERE MIGHT BE HOPE FOR YOU YET. 159 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,334 JUST KNOWING YOU'RE RELATED TO SOMEONE WHO HAS A MIRROR OVER A BED LIKE THIS ! 160 00:10:38,403 --> 00:10:41,737 MY COUSIN'S ADOPTED. 161 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:44,107 OF COURSE HE IS. I JUST LOST MY HEAD FOR A MINUTE. 162 00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:46,575 OH, NO ! 163 00:10:51,616 --> 00:10:53,783 BUNK BEDS ? OH, GREAT ! 164 00:10:53,852 --> 00:10:57,053 DIBS ON THE TOP BUNK. 165 00:10:57,122 --> 00:10:59,522 NO, WENDELL, THIS IS NOT GREAT. 166 00:10:59,590 --> 00:11:03,592 LET'S SAY I BRING A WOMAN UP HERE, AND SAY THE MASTER BEDROOM IS OCCUPIED. 167 00:11:03,661 --> 00:11:05,761 LET'S SAY YOU'RE IN THE TOP BUNK, 168 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,264 HOVERING JUST INCHES AWAY. 169 00:11:12,337 --> 00:11:16,272 DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU ? OH, I GET IT. 170 00:11:16,341 --> 00:11:19,508 MOTHER, DON'T WORRY. IT WON'T BOTHER ME A BIT. 171 00:11:19,577 --> 00:11:21,945 I CAN SLEEP THROUGH ALMOST ANYTHING. 172 00:11:22,013 --> 00:11:24,480 THANKS FOR BEING CONCERNED ABOUT IT, THOUGH. 173 00:11:25,616 --> 00:11:27,783 YOU'RE WELCOME. 174 00:11:29,787 --> 00:11:31,888 OKAY. 175 00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:34,023 HERE'S HOW WE WORK THIS. 176 00:11:34,092 --> 00:11:37,293 THE FIRST ONE HOME GETS THE MASTER BEDROOM. 177 00:11:37,362 --> 00:11:39,929 RUNNER-UP BETTER PRAY TO GOD HE'S FOUND A GOOD SPORT. 178 00:11:39,998 --> 00:11:43,099 AGREED ? AGREED. FINE WITH ME. 179 00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:49,239 WENDELL ? BOY, JOE, I'M GONNA GET SOME SHOTS... 180 00:11:49,307 --> 00:11:53,609 THE OLD ASTRONOMY CLUB WON'T BELIEVE. 181 00:11:53,678 --> 00:11:56,145 CAN I SEE THAT FOR A MINUTE ? OH, SURE. 182 00:11:56,214 --> 00:11:58,147 THANKS, BRO. 183 00:12:00,118 --> 00:12:03,419 [ Joe ] OH, MOTHER ! 184 00:12:03,488 --> 00:12:05,521 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. GET OUT HERE. 185 00:12:08,927 --> 00:12:10,894 WHOO ! 186 00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:16,065 WHOO ! VERY NICE. 187 00:12:16,134 --> 00:12:18,801 IT'S OKAY, SWEETHEART. SOMETIMES THE SMALL ONES ARE THE MOST FUN. 188 00:12:18,870 --> 00:12:22,972 JOE, WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING UP HERE ? COME ON. 189 00:12:27,212 --> 00:12:29,145 OH, MY GOD ! 190 00:12:30,748 --> 00:12:32,681 MOTHER, GET OUT HERE ! 191 00:12:34,685 --> 00:12:36,619 IT'S MY HEART. 192 00:12:38,423 --> 00:12:42,225 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START. THERE AREN'T WORDS. 193 00:12:47,532 --> 00:12:50,033 THINK IF I MADE SOME KIND OF HUMBLE OFFERING, 194 00:12:50,101 --> 00:12:53,536 LIKE TEN YEARS OFF MY LIFE, MY FIRSTBORN MALE CHILD-- 195 00:12:53,604 --> 00:12:58,241 JOE, THAT IS DEFINITE MAJOR LEAGUE MATERIAL. UH-UH. 196 00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,944 HOWEVER, WITH A FEW EXCEPTIONS, ALMOST ANY BALLPLAYER... 197 00:13:01,012 --> 00:13:03,279 WILL TELL YOU HE HAD A LOT MORE ACTION IN THE MINORS. 198 00:13:03,348 --> 00:13:06,582 - TO THE POOL ? - TO THE POOL. - HERE YOU G-- 199 00:13:10,021 --> 00:13:12,422 HELLO. SHE DIDN'T SAY HELLO. 200 00:13:12,490 --> 00:13:14,690 SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU, JOE. 201 00:13:23,935 --> 00:13:26,135 MY SUIT JUST SHRUNK. 202 00:13:26,204 --> 00:13:28,471 WHOOP. EXCUSE ME. 203 00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:31,707 NICE RADIO. YEAH. 204 00:13:39,617 --> 00:13:42,651 HUH ? OH. 205 00:13:44,122 --> 00:13:47,857 BLONDES AT 9:00. 206 00:13:47,925 --> 00:13:50,593 JOSEPH, MINOR LEAGUE BY COMPARISON... 207 00:13:50,661 --> 00:13:52,962 BUT ALL SUITED UP AND READY TO PLAY. 208 00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:02,138 HI, BOYS. MIND IF WE JOIN YOU ? 209 00:14:02,207 --> 00:14:05,441 UH, BEING JOINED IS ONE OF THE THINGS WE LIVE FOR. 210 00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:07,443 OH. 211 00:14:09,847 --> 00:14:13,149 OW ! OOH ! OOH ! 212 00:14:15,853 --> 00:14:18,821 EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY. [ Screams ] 213 00:14:20,992 --> 00:14:23,893 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 214 00:14:23,961 --> 00:14:27,296 SORRY. SORRY. 215 00:14:27,365 --> 00:14:30,833 OH, MAN. I'M SO SORRY. 216 00:14:39,277 --> 00:14:41,610 HI. MY NAME'S WENDELL TVEDT. 217 00:14:41,679 --> 00:14:44,947 I'M MARIANNE AND THIS IS CHRISSIE. HI. 218 00:14:45,016 --> 00:14:46,849 HE'S JOE, I'M MOTHER. 219 00:14:46,918 --> 00:14:49,118 YOU KNOW, CHRISSIE, IT'S SO HOT OUT HERE. 220 00:14:49,187 --> 00:14:53,523 IT SURE IS. I WISH THERE WAS SOME COMFORTABLE PLACE NEARBY... 221 00:14:53,591 --> 00:14:57,360 WHERE WE COULD ALL RELAX AND COOL OFF. 222 00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:59,695 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT JUST SO HAPPENS... 223 00:14:59,764 --> 00:15:02,565 I KNOW OF A PLACE SO COMFORTABLE AND SO NEARBY-- 224 00:15:02,633 --> 00:15:05,301 YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW COMFORTABLE AND NEARBY THIS PLACE IS. 225 00:15:05,370 --> 00:15:07,703 IT'S VERY COMFORTABLE AND IT'S RIGHT UPSTAIRS. 226 00:15:07,772 --> 00:15:10,039 I'LL MAKE US ALL SOME LEMONADE. 227 00:15:10,108 --> 00:15:12,942 WENDELL, CAN I, UH-- CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE ? 228 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:15,344 UM, SURE, MOTHER. 229 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:23,553 WENDELL, JOE AND I WOULD KINDA LIKE TO BE ALONE WITH THESE GIRLS FOR A WHILE. 230 00:15:23,621 --> 00:15:27,723 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ? SO COULD YOU WATCH THE STUFF AND TAKE A SWIM ? 231 00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:31,860 SURE, MOTHER. NO PROBLEM. THANKS A LOT. 232 00:15:31,929 --> 00:15:33,862 WATCH OUT. HERE HE COMES. 233 00:15:39,537 --> 00:15:41,737 LADIES. 234 00:15:43,374 --> 00:15:46,142 HEY, WHERE'S ALL THE FURNITURE ? 235 00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:48,777 WE KINDA LIKE THAT CLEAN, UNCLUTTERED LOOK... 236 00:15:48,846 --> 00:15:50,779 IN, UH, IN THE LIVING ROOM. 237 00:15:50,848 --> 00:15:53,749 BUT WE DID FURNISH THE BEDROOM. 238 00:15:53,818 --> 00:15:57,720 OH, GOOD. WHY DON'T WE GO IN THERE ? 239 00:15:57,788 --> 00:16:00,389 COME HERE. EXCUSE ME. WHAT ? 240 00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:03,259 WHAT DO WE DO NOW ? WHAT DO YOU THINK WE DO NOW ? 241 00:16:03,328 --> 00:16:09,232 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN. WE NEVER ESTABLISHED WHAT TO DO IN THE CASE OF A TIE. 242 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:12,335 - IS THERE A PROBLEM ? - NO, NO. THERE'S NO PROBLEM. 243 00:16:12,403 --> 00:16:16,172 THE THING IS, WE HAVE ONE QUEEN-SIZE BED, 244 00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:19,609 AND THEN TWO... BUNK BEDS. BUNK BEDS. 245 00:16:21,346 --> 00:16:24,280 A QUEEN-SIZE BED ? OOH ! 246 00:16:24,349 --> 00:16:28,117 GEE, I'VE ALWAYS FOUND THAT FOUR PEOPLE... 247 00:16:28,186 --> 00:16:33,022 ON A QUEEN-SIZE BED CAN BE VERY COZY. 248 00:16:33,090 --> 00:16:35,958 - HAVEN'T YOU, CHRISSIE ? - MM-HMM. 249 00:16:36,027 --> 00:16:38,594 YOU MEAN THE FOUR OF US ON ONE BED ? 250 00:16:38,663 --> 00:16:40,863 MARIANNE AND I ARE BEST FRIENDS. 251 00:16:40,931 --> 00:16:43,766 WE DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER. 252 00:16:45,136 --> 00:16:47,203 AHA. 253 00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:52,308 [ Giggling ] AFTER YOU, MY DEAR. 254 00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:07,923 OH, YES. WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 255 00:17:07,992 --> 00:17:10,359 MARIANNE ? 256 00:17:11,629 --> 00:17:14,730 COULD YOU JUST UNTIE THIS FOR ME, PLEASE ? 257 00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:17,800 [ Marianne ] OH, BY ALL MEANS. 258 00:17:20,338 --> 00:17:24,407 OH, HONEY, THAT FEELS SO MUCH BETTER. 259 00:17:24,475 --> 00:17:27,610 [ Marianne ] I KNEW IT WOULD. 260 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,945 YEAH. 261 00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:33,015 OH, YEAH. 262 00:17:37,422 --> 00:17:39,355 HOW'S THAT, HONEY ? 263 00:17:39,424 --> 00:17:42,091 [ Marianne ] THAT'S FINE. 264 00:17:42,159 --> 00:17:44,927 READY FOR THIS ? 265 00:17:52,403 --> 00:17:55,037 NOW, DON'T GO AWAY, BOYS. 266 00:17:55,106 --> 00:17:57,773 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 267 00:18:03,514 --> 00:18:05,448 "DON'T GO AWAY," SHE SAYS. 268 00:18:05,516 --> 00:18:08,016 I WOULDN'T LEAVE THIS PLACE RIGHT NOW IF IT CAUGHT ON FIRE. 269 00:18:08,085 --> 00:18:11,554 WE'RE IN THIS TOWN FOUR HOURS, WE'RE ALREADY GETTIN' LAID. 270 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,556 OH, PALM SPRINGS ! 271 00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:28,738 [ Clears Throat ] 272 00:18:28,806 --> 00:18:31,307 WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE DOING IN THERE ? ARE YOU KIDDING ? 273 00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:34,877 THESE GIRLS ARE EXPERIENCED. THEY COME PREPARED. 274 00:18:34,945 --> 00:18:37,546 YOU EVER SEEN A GIRL PUT ONE IN ? 275 00:18:37,615 --> 00:18:39,548 NO. NEITHER HAVE I. 276 00:18:39,617 --> 00:18:42,585 I THINK IT TAKES A WHILE. THEY HAVE TO LIE DOWN TO DO IT. 277 00:18:43,954 --> 00:18:46,855 OH, CHRISSIE, THIS REMINDS ME. 278 00:18:46,924 --> 00:18:50,259 DID I TELL YOU WHAT MY GYNECOLOGIST SAID ? NO. WHAT ? 279 00:18:50,328 --> 00:18:54,530 SOME DOCTOR IN FRANCE THINKS HE'S FOUND A CURE FOR HERPES ! 280 00:18:54,599 --> 00:18:57,966 [ Chrissie ] BOY, WOULD THAT BE A RELIEF. YEAH. REALLY. 281 00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:04,707 HI. 282 00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:08,477 WE'RE READY. SORRY WE TOOK SO LONG. DID YOU MISS US ? 283 00:19:08,546 --> 00:19:11,113 WE MISSED YOU. WE MISSED YOU TOO. 284 00:19:11,182 --> 00:19:13,115 BUT WHILE YOU WERE GONE, SOMETHING CAME UP. 285 00:19:13,184 --> 00:19:16,018 WE DIDN'T REALIZE HOW LATE IT IS. THERE'S SOMEPLACE WE HAVE TO BE. 286 00:19:16,086 --> 00:19:19,054 - CAN'T IT WAIT ? - NO, IT CAN'T WAIT. 287 00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:21,990 IT'S HIS GRANDMOTHER. VERY ILL. IT'S MY GRANDMOTHER. 288 00:19:22,059 --> 00:19:26,362 SHE'S DYING AND WE TOLD HER WE'D COME BY TO SAY GOOD-BYE. OH, GEE ! 289 00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:29,198 WHAT A SHAME ! WE'RE SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 290 00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:32,601 YOU KNOW HOW GRANDMOTHERS ARE. HERE TODAY, GONE TOMORROW. 291 00:19:34,038 --> 00:19:36,905 LISTEN, BOYS, MAYBE WE CAN GET TOGETHER LATER. 292 00:19:36,974 --> 00:19:39,975 AFTER SHE'S GONE. THAT'S HARD TO SAY. 293 00:19:40,044 --> 00:19:43,078 IT COULD LINGER ON FOR DAYS. WEEKS. 294 00:19:43,147 --> 00:19:45,681 MONTHS. YEARS. TOO BAD. 295 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,683 BYE. BYE. 296 00:19:49,253 --> 00:19:52,921 [ Together ] WELCOME TO PALM SPRINGS, YOU ASSHOLES ! 297 00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:55,090 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE ? 298 00:19:55,159 --> 00:19:57,226 WE'RE HAVIN' A COLD BEER. 299 00:19:57,294 --> 00:20:00,229 IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. YOU MIND LEAVING ? YES, WE'D MIND. 300 00:20:01,899 --> 00:20:05,968 THAT WAS A REAL LOWLIFE, SCUMBAG KIND OF TRICK. 301 00:20:06,036 --> 00:20:08,471 WHY, THANK YOU. 302 00:20:10,074 --> 00:20:14,109 OH, LOVE THE AMBIANCE, BOYS. 303 00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:16,345 YOU MUST GIVE ME THE NAME OF YOUR DECORATOR. 304 00:20:16,414 --> 00:20:18,647 AH, THESE ENSEMBLES-- VERY GREEK. 305 00:20:20,017 --> 00:20:22,618 HAVEN'T YOU DICKS GOT ANYTHING BETTER TO DO ? 306 00:20:22,687 --> 00:20:24,787 OF COURSE THEY DON'T. THEY CAN'T GET LAID. 307 00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:27,523 SO WHY NOT COME BY HERE AND BUG THE SHIT OUT OF US ? 308 00:20:27,592 --> 00:20:30,493 CAN'T GET LAID ? ME ? 309 00:20:30,561 --> 00:20:33,496 JOE, THIS IS CHAS LAWLOR YOU'RE TALKING TO, 310 00:20:33,564 --> 00:20:35,731 THE PRIDE OF THE BETA EPS. 311 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,801 JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET IT UP-- CAN'T GET IT UP ? 312 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,336 HE CAN'T EVEN FIND IT. HA-HA-HA. 313 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:44,673 I MEAN, YOU DO REALIZE, OF COURSE, I WILL HAVE NAILED HALF THE TOWN... 314 00:20:44,742 --> 00:20:46,675 BY THE TIME YOU GET YOUR FLY UNZIPPED. 315 00:20:46,744 --> 00:20:50,880 OH, I GET IT. YOU'RE GONNA HANDLE PALM SPRINGS THE SAME WAY YOU HANDLED IOWA STATE. 316 00:20:50,948 --> 00:20:53,048 THE HELL WITH QUALITY. JUST SHOOT FOR QUANTITY. 317 00:20:53,117 --> 00:20:55,117 WHAT ELSE CAN HE DO ? THE GUY'S CHARM ENDS... 318 00:20:55,185 --> 00:20:57,720 THE MINUTE THE VALET PARKS THE MERCEDES. 319 00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:01,023 HE CAN'T AFFORD TO BE CHOOSY. WOULD YOU LIKE TO PUT SOME MONEY ON THAT ? 320 00:21:01,091 --> 00:21:03,826 SURE. LIKE WHAT ? LIKE, UH-- 321 00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:05,861 LIKE, PICK A GIRL-- ANY GIRL. AND ? 322 00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:08,798 A THOUSAND DOLLARS SAY I NAIL HER BY THE END OF THE WEEKEND. 323 00:21:08,866 --> 00:21:11,033 MY, GOD ! HOW 'BOUT THIS ONE ON THE BALCONY ? 324 00:21:11,101 --> 00:21:13,268 WAIT A MINUTE. THAT ONE'S MINE. 325 00:21:13,337 --> 00:21:17,606 - [ Chas ] OH, YEAH ? SINCE WHEN ? - SINCE I SAW HER FIRST. 326 00:21:17,675 --> 00:21:21,610 SO MUCH THE BETTER. A GRAND SAYS I GET HER BEFORE YOU DO. HEY, GREAT IDEA, CHAS. 327 00:21:21,679 --> 00:21:25,414 THE BETA EPS VERSUS THE THETA PIGS, THE BATTLE OF THE NETWORK STUDS. 328 00:21:27,585 --> 00:21:29,518 WHAT DO YOU SAY, HOTSHOT ? 329 00:21:31,589 --> 00:21:34,957 WHAT'S THE MATTER, JOEY ? COMPETITION TOO TOUGH ? 330 00:21:35,025 --> 00:21:38,694 BULLSHIT. YOU'RE ON. NOW GET OUT OF HERE. 331 00:21:38,763 --> 00:21:41,764 COME ON, J.C. I THINK THE BOYS WANT TO BE ALONE. 332 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,233 WHAT ? 333 00:21:45,302 --> 00:21:47,703 [ Snoring ] 334 00:21:57,648 --> 00:21:59,915 WHOA ! 335 00:22:23,491 --> 00:22:25,892 OKAY, WENDELL, LISTEN. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. 336 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,494 YOU LOOK GOOD, BY THE WAY. FEEL OKAY ? DOESN'T HE LOOK GOOD ? 337 00:22:28,562 --> 00:22:31,097 WELL, I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 338 00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:33,833 LISTEN, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT. 339 00:22:33,902 --> 00:22:37,870 IF IT DOESN'T WORK WITH THE FIRST GIRL, SHRUG IT OFF AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ONE. 340 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:41,240 RIGHT. OCCASIONALLY MOTHER AND I STRIKE OUT. 341 00:22:41,309 --> 00:22:43,342 SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, JOE. 342 00:22:43,411 --> 00:22:46,846 IT HAPPENS, SO DON'T GET DISCOURAGED. OKAY, I WON'T. 343 00:22:46,915 --> 00:22:49,415 I NEVER STRIKE OUT. WELL, I STRUCK OUT ONCE. 344 00:22:49,483 --> 00:22:51,583 WHO WAS THAT ? YOUR SISTER. 345 00:22:51,652 --> 00:22:54,187 A-HA-HA. [ Mumbles ] 346 00:22:55,990 --> 00:22:58,691 OKAY, SO I DIDN'T STRIKE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER. 347 00:22:58,759 --> 00:23:01,327 [ Laughing ] 348 00:23:08,069 --> 00:23:10,837 HOLD IT. ORDERS FROM THE CHIEF. 349 00:23:10,905 --> 00:23:14,307 MOVE IT. JUST DOIN' MY JOB. 350 00:23:15,910 --> 00:23:17,877 THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY. 351 00:23:23,117 --> 00:23:25,852 � LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA � 352 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,921 � LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA � 353 00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:31,891 � LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA � 354 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:37,196 � LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA � 355 00:23:37,265 --> 00:23:40,766 OKAY ! YOU'VE GOT YOURS TRULY, MADMAN MAC, 356 00:23:40,835 --> 00:23:43,035 COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM ZELDA'S. 357 00:23:43,104 --> 00:23:46,072 QUICK QUESTION FOR THE GIRLS. HOW MANY OF YOU CAN WE COUNT ON THIS WEEKEND... 358 00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:48,474 FOR THE LAST BLAST ? [ Cheering ] 359 00:23:50,778 --> 00:23:52,711 ALL RIGHT ! YEAH ! 360 00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:55,414 AND HOW MANY OF YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE THERE, BE THERE, BE THERE ? 361 00:23:57,252 --> 00:24:00,819 OH YEAH, LADIES ! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. WHERE'S THE BEEF ? 362 00:24:00,889 --> 00:24:03,022 IT'S THIS SUNDAY NIGHT AT THE RAMADA RESORT, 363 00:24:03,091 --> 00:24:05,024 FOR THE ANNUAL LAST BLAST. 364 00:24:05,093 --> 00:24:09,595 BE THERE. LET'S GET COOKIN' AND HOPE THEY'RE GOOD-LOOKIN' ! WHOO ! 365 00:24:09,663 --> 00:24:23,475 �� 366 00:24:23,544 --> 00:24:27,479 � IF YOU FEEL THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING NEED A CUSHION TO SHOW � 367 00:24:27,548 --> 00:24:30,249 � YOU FEEL THERE'S SOMETHING LACKING AND THEY NEED MY DOUGH � 368 00:24:30,318 --> 00:24:33,052 WOW, THIS IS GREAT ! 369 00:24:33,121 --> 00:24:35,187 WHAT DO I DO NOW ? ALL RIGHT. 370 00:24:35,256 --> 00:24:38,224 CHECK OUT THE GIRLS AND FIND ONE THAT APPEALS TO YOU. 371 00:24:38,293 --> 00:24:42,395 ONLY IT'S PROBABLY WISE TO STAY AWAY FROM THE MOST ATTRACTIVE ONES AS FIRST ONES. SHOOT LOW. 372 00:24:42,463 --> 00:24:46,065 THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE WANT YOU TO THROW YOURSELF AT SOME DOG. NO. 373 00:24:46,134 --> 00:24:50,202 BE REALISTIC. BESIDES, THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR MEDIOCRE-LOOKING GIRLS. 374 00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:53,605 THEY DON'T GET AS MUCH ACTION, SO THEY TRY HARDER. 375 00:24:53,674 --> 00:24:55,607 YOU GOT IT ? 376 00:25:00,364 --> 00:25:02,298 HI. I'M EYVETTE. 377 00:25:02,366 --> 00:25:04,566 WHAT WOULD YOU BOYS LIKE ? 378 00:25:04,635 --> 00:25:06,568 HOW 'BOUT A PITCHER AND THREE GLASSES ? 379 00:25:06,637 --> 00:25:08,570 HOW ABOUT SOME I.D. ? 380 00:25:10,774 --> 00:25:13,142 OKAY. 381 00:25:13,211 --> 00:25:15,444 MM-HMM. 382 00:25:15,512 --> 00:25:20,415 HAVE YOU BEEN IN OUR COUNTRY LONG, MR. YAKAMURA ? 383 00:25:20,484 --> 00:25:24,253 OH, I WAS BORN IN DES MOINES. THAT'S NOT REALLY MINE. 384 00:25:24,322 --> 00:25:27,056 I JUST BORROWED IT FROM A GUY IN MY BOTANY CLASS. 385 00:25:27,124 --> 00:25:30,792 NO KIDDING. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I LIKE YOUR HONESTY, 386 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:34,196 SO WHY DON'T I BRING YOU A GLASS OF MILK AND AN EXTRA BEER MUG ? 387 00:25:34,265 --> 00:25:38,267 OH, OKAY. I'D LOVE SOME MILK. AH. 388 00:25:38,336 --> 00:25:41,237 WENDELL, YOU AMAZE ME. 389 00:25:41,305 --> 00:25:43,405 THANKS, MOTHER. 390 00:25:45,276 --> 00:25:48,077 ALL RIGHT, WENDELL, TIME TO FIND THE LUCKY GIRL. YEAH ! 391 00:25:48,145 --> 00:25:50,512 WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS. BEFORE WE DO THIS, 392 00:25:50,581 --> 00:25:52,982 THERE'S SOMETHING I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW. 393 00:25:53,050 --> 00:25:56,252 AND PROMISE YOU WON'T LAUGH, BUT-- 394 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,821 I'VE NEVER BEEN WITH A GIRL BEFORE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 395 00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:02,591 JUST DO WHAT COMES NATURAL AND YOU'LL BE SURPRISED... 396 00:26:02,659 --> 00:26:04,726 HOW QUICK THE INNER INSTINCTS WILL TAKE OVER. 397 00:26:04,795 --> 00:26:08,330 YOU WALK UP TO HER, RIGHT ? THE KEY TO THE WHOLE THING IS A GRADUAL APPROACH. 398 00:26:08,399 --> 00:26:10,099 START SLOW. RIGHT. 399 00:26:10,167 --> 00:26:15,537 - OBVIOUSLY, WHAT YOU'RE AFTER IS A NIGHT OF PASSION. - OR AT LEAST A BLOW JOB. 400 00:26:15,606 --> 00:26:18,307 STILL, YOU DON'T JUST WALK RIGHT UP AND ASK FOR IT. 401 00:26:18,376 --> 00:26:22,011 YOU LEAD UP TO IT GRADUALLY. HOW DO I DO THAT ? WHAT DO I SAY ? 402 00:26:22,079 --> 00:26:25,180 YOU OFFER TO BUY HER A DRINK. ASK HER TO DANCE. 403 00:26:25,249 --> 00:26:28,984 WOW ! GUYS, LOOK. THE ONE WITH THE SHORT HAIR... 404 00:26:29,053 --> 00:26:32,221 IN THE ORANGE ? [ Mother ] ALL RIGHT, WENDELL ! 405 00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:34,356 NOT BAD ! LET'S DO IT ! 406 00:26:34,425 --> 00:26:37,092 I DON'T THINK I CAN. COME ON NOW, WENDELL. 407 00:26:37,161 --> 00:26:40,329 WE WILL BE BEHIND YOU EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. 408 00:26:40,398 --> 00:26:44,633 DON'T WORRY. REMEMBER, THE WATCHWORD IS "GRADUAL." 409 00:26:46,637 --> 00:26:49,138 EXCUSE ME-- [ Clears Throat ] 410 00:26:49,206 --> 00:26:51,140 EXCUSE ME. 411 00:26:51,208 --> 00:26:53,342 CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK ? 412 00:26:56,380 --> 00:27:00,249 UH, WOULD YOU CARE TO DANCE ? 413 00:27:05,423 --> 00:27:09,825 THEN I GUESS A BLOW JOB IN THE PARKING LOT WOULD BE OUT OF THE QUESTION. 414 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:20,902 [ Giggles ] I REALLY LIKE A GUY WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR. 415 00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:24,073 WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR SOME ICE CREAM ? OH, SURE. 416 00:27:31,815 --> 00:27:34,350 THAT WORKED ? 417 00:27:50,734 --> 00:27:53,035 SOMETHING WRONG, WENDELL ? 418 00:27:53,104 --> 00:27:55,670 I DON'T FEEL RIGHT ABOUT THIS, NICOLE. 419 00:27:55,739 --> 00:28:00,142 ABOUT WHAT ? ABOUT BEING WITH YOU TONIGHT. 420 00:28:00,211 --> 00:28:05,280 THE THING IS, THIS WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING IF JOE AND MOTHER HADN'T TOLD ME WHAT TO SAY. 421 00:28:05,349 --> 00:28:08,350 THEY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT GIRLS, AND I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. 422 00:28:11,155 --> 00:28:13,288 ANYWAY, THE POINT IS... 423 00:28:13,357 --> 00:28:17,526 I KIND OF GOT YOU HERE UNDER FALSE PRETENSES AND... 424 00:28:17,594 --> 00:28:20,562 IF YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO ZELDA'S, I'LL UNDERSTAND. 425 00:28:22,299 --> 00:28:24,666 I DON'T THINK SO, WENDELL. 426 00:28:26,070 --> 00:28:29,271 I THINK YOU'RE JUST WHAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. 427 00:28:34,245 --> 00:28:37,212 SWEAR TO GOD, JOE, I THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK. 428 00:28:37,281 --> 00:28:41,883 YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT THOSE GIRLS WOULD BELIEVE YOU'RE ON THE SPACE SHUTTLE ? 429 00:28:41,952 --> 00:28:44,986 AT LEAST I DIDN'T SPILL MY DRINKS ON THEM. 430 00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:48,090 OKAY, CASE CLOSED. 431 00:28:48,159 --> 00:28:51,393 ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST AS WELL. WE NEED THE REST. 432 00:28:51,462 --> 00:28:53,795 CHAS LAWLOR IS GONNA BE TOUGH COMPETITION. 433 00:28:53,864 --> 00:28:55,797 CHAS LAWLOR IS AN ASSHOLE. 434 00:28:55,866 --> 00:28:58,233 THANKS FOR REMINDING ME. 435 00:28:58,302 --> 00:29:00,702 I'M GETTING KIND OF NERVOUS. 436 00:29:00,771 --> 00:29:04,173 HEY, MAN, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. YOU'LL DO FINE. 437 00:29:04,241 --> 00:29:06,608 HERE'S TO IT. THANKS. 438 00:29:10,214 --> 00:29:12,247 WONDER HOW WENDELL MADE OUT. 439 00:29:12,316 --> 00:29:15,884 I DON'T KNOW, MAN. I HOPE SHE LET HIM DOWN EASY. 440 00:29:15,953 --> 00:29:19,121 HEY, I'LL FLIP YOU FOR MASTER BEDROOM. 441 00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:21,123 ALL RIGHT. 442 00:29:24,861 --> 00:29:27,796 HEADS. DAMN IT ! YOU ALWAYS WIN. 443 00:29:27,864 --> 00:29:30,332 I'M SURE YOU AND WENDELL WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER. 444 00:29:30,401 --> 00:29:32,501 CUTE. 445 00:29:33,904 --> 00:29:37,506 [ Nicole ] OH, WENDELL. HEY, JOEY, COME HERE. 446 00:29:37,575 --> 00:29:39,674 WHAT DO YOU WANT ? JUST COME HERE A MINUTE. 447 00:29:39,743 --> 00:29:42,111 [ Nicole Giggling ] 448 00:29:42,179 --> 00:29:44,879 OH, WENDELL, YOU'RE WONDERFUL. 449 00:29:44,948 --> 00:29:47,082 DO THAT AGAIN. I LOVE IT. 450 00:29:47,151 --> 00:29:50,319 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ? GOOD FOR HIM. 451 00:29:50,387 --> 00:29:52,321 GOOD FOR HIM ? GOOD FOR US. 452 00:29:52,389 --> 00:29:55,991 THAT IS A SAUNA AND JACUZZI FOR THE FRAT HOUSE IN THERE. 453 00:29:56,059 --> 00:29:58,627 YEAH ! ALL RIGHT. 454 00:29:58,695 --> 00:30:01,497 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. HE'S IN THERE GETTING LAID, AND WE'RE-- 455 00:30:01,565 --> 00:30:04,500 RESTING UP. RIGHT. 456 00:30:04,568 --> 00:30:07,636 TOP OR BOTTOM BUNK ? WHAT THE HELL DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE ? 457 00:30:07,704 --> 00:30:10,405 JESUS ! I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD BUILD A FIRE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM... 458 00:30:10,474 --> 00:30:12,608 AND TELL GHOST STORIES. 459 00:30:12,676 --> 00:30:16,411 PLEASE, WENDELL ? ONE MORE TIME. 460 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,547 REALLY ? ARE YOU SURE ? 461 00:30:18,616 --> 00:30:23,552 YES. IT'S MY FAVORITE. WELL, OKAY. 462 00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:25,787 � DANKE SHOEN � 463 00:30:25,856 --> 00:30:28,890 � DARLIN' DANKE SHOEN � 464 00:30:28,959 --> 00:30:31,126 � I SAID THANK YOU FOR � 465 00:30:31,195 --> 00:30:35,464 � MMM, ALL THE JOY YOU BRING � 466 00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:38,667 OH, I LOVE WAYNE NEWTON. I HAVE ALL HIS ALBUMS. 467 00:30:38,735 --> 00:30:42,137 WENDELL, YOU'RE PERFECT. 468 00:30:42,206 --> 00:30:44,406 � I RECALL � 469 00:30:44,475 --> 00:30:47,409 � CENTRAL PARK IN FALL � 470 00:30:47,478 --> 00:30:51,380 � HOW YOU TORE YOUR DRESS WHAT A MESS � 471 00:30:51,448 --> 00:30:55,284 � I CONFESS THAT'S NOT ALL � 472 00:30:55,352 --> 00:30:57,286 � DANKE SHOEN � 473 00:30:57,354 --> 00:31:01,290 � OH, DARLIN' DANKE SHOEN � 474 00:31:01,358 --> 00:31:03,792 � I SAID THANK YOU FOR � 475 00:31:03,860 --> 00:31:07,496 � OOH, ALL THE JOY YOU BRING �� 476 00:31:07,565 --> 00:31:09,498 OH, SO EXCITING. 477 00:31:11,034 --> 00:31:13,134 [ Larry ] THERE SHE IS, JOE. 478 00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:15,136 SHE'S CARRYING A BOOK. 479 00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:17,639 COULD BE FOR EFFECT, OR MAYBE SHE READS. 480 00:31:19,310 --> 00:31:22,177 HMM. SHE'S CHOOSING AN OUT-OF-THE-WAY CHAISE. 481 00:31:22,246 --> 00:31:25,780 DEFINITE LONER TYPE. PROBABLY VERY RICH. 482 00:31:25,849 --> 00:31:28,183 NICE TOWEL. DESIGNER, I THINK. 483 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:33,322 [ Joe ] COME ON, LET ME SEE. ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD. 484 00:31:33,390 --> 00:31:35,924 WOW ! I THINK I'M IN TROUBLE. 485 00:31:37,194 --> 00:31:40,762 THIS IS A WOMAN WHO IS DEFINITELY INTO PERFECTION. 486 00:31:40,831 --> 00:31:45,267 I THINK CHAS LAWLOR III HAS A HELL OF A LOT BETTER CHANCE OF PULLING THAT OFF THAN I DO. 487 00:31:45,336 --> 00:31:47,769 BULLSHIT ! IT'S ALL DONE WITH MIRRORS. 488 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:53,308 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. SO HE'S GOT LOOKS. 489 00:31:53,377 --> 00:31:56,545 HE'S GOT CHARM. HE'S GOT MONEY. 490 00:31:56,614 --> 00:31:59,381 BUT YOU HAVE SOMETHING HE'LL NEVER HAVE. 491 00:31:59,450 --> 00:32:01,450 YEAH ? WHAT ? ME. 492 00:32:03,754 --> 00:32:08,189 I HATE TO BRING UP A TINY LITTLE DETAIL AT A TIME LIKE THIS, 493 00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:11,360 BUT ON THE OFF-CHANCE THAT WE SHOULD LOSE THIS BET, 494 00:32:11,428 --> 00:32:13,362 WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GET THE GRAND ? 495 00:32:13,430 --> 00:32:15,897 [ Wendell ] YOU SHOULD SEE HER, DAD. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 496 00:32:15,966 --> 00:32:17,899 AND GUESS WHAT ELSE. 497 00:32:17,968 --> 00:32:22,036 SHE LIVES ON A STREET CALLED BOB HOPE DRIVE. 498 00:32:22,105 --> 00:32:24,806 SHE EVEN MET HIM ONCE. 499 00:32:24,875 --> 00:32:27,309 OH, DAD, SHE REALLY DID. 500 00:32:27,378 --> 00:32:29,311 AND GUESS WHAT ELSE. 501 00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:32,314 I'M HAVING LUNCH WITH HER AND HER PARENTS TOMORROW. 502 00:32:34,851 --> 00:32:36,785 OH, OKAY. I WILL. 503 00:32:36,853 --> 00:32:39,988 TELL MOTHER THAT I'LL CALL HER TONIGHT. 504 00:32:40,056 --> 00:32:42,090 OKAY, DAD, BYE-BYE. 505 00:32:47,464 --> 00:32:50,365 DAD SAYS TO TELL YOU GUYS CONGRATULATIONS, 506 00:32:50,434 --> 00:32:53,168 WHATEVER THAT MEANS. 507 00:32:53,236 --> 00:32:57,339 SO, NICOLE LIVES ON BOB HOPE DRIVE, HUH ? 508 00:32:57,408 --> 00:33:00,509 PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, WENDELL. YEAH, I KNOW. 509 00:33:00,577 --> 00:33:02,844 YOU SHOULD SEE HER HOUSE TOO. SHOOT. 510 00:33:02,913 --> 00:33:06,014 THEY EVEN HAVE A MAILBOX SHAPED LIKE A LITTLE CASTLE. 511 00:33:06,082 --> 00:33:08,149 WE'RE PROUD OF YOU, MAN. REAL PROUD. 512 00:33:08,218 --> 00:33:10,185 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY ? 513 00:33:10,253 --> 00:33:14,055 WELL, SEE THIS GIRL IN THE WHITE, WENDELL ? 514 00:33:14,124 --> 00:33:16,525 OH, YEAH. 515 00:33:16,593 --> 00:33:19,093 WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO TODAY. 516 00:33:19,162 --> 00:33:21,095 WE JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW. 517 00:33:21,164 --> 00:33:26,000 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO UP, INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND ASK HER OUT ? 518 00:33:26,069 --> 00:33:28,704 WENDELL, WENDELL, WENDELL. 519 00:33:28,772 --> 00:33:30,806 THIS IS NO ORDINARY GIRL. 520 00:33:30,874 --> 00:33:33,908 SHE HAS TO BE APPROACHED DELICATELY WITH FINESSE. 521 00:33:33,977 --> 00:33:37,612 THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT YOU GUYS. YOU KNOW THESE THINGS. 522 00:33:37,681 --> 00:33:39,614 I MEAN, LIKE LAST NIGHT. 523 00:33:39,683 --> 00:33:42,584 NICOLE SAID SHE ONLY LEFT ZELDA'S WITH ME IN THE FIRST PLACE... 524 00:33:42,653 --> 00:33:44,586 BECAUSE SHE FELT SORRY FOR ME. 525 00:33:44,655 --> 00:33:48,189 SHE DIDN'T DECIDE SHE LIKED ME UNTIL LATER. 526 00:33:48,258 --> 00:33:51,860 AND YOU GUYS FIGURED THAT OUT RIGHT FROM THE START, DIDN'T YOU ? 527 00:33:51,928 --> 00:33:53,862 YEAH. MM-HMM. 528 00:33:53,930 --> 00:33:58,299 OH, BOY, THAT'S GREAT. THANKS A LOT, GUYS. 529 00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:00,402 DON'T MENTION IT. 530 00:34:05,976 --> 00:34:10,245 [ Together ] SHE FELT SORRY FOR HIM. 531 00:34:15,285 --> 00:34:18,820 JOE. JOE, YOU'VE GOT TO SNAP OUT OF IT. 532 00:34:18,889 --> 00:34:21,222 I'M TELLING YOU, YOU'RE WELL RID OF HER. 533 00:34:21,291 --> 00:34:23,692 SHE DID NOT DESERVE A GUY LIKE YOU. 534 00:34:23,761 --> 00:34:26,928 DON'T SAY THAT. SHE WAS WONDERFUL AND I LOVED HER. 535 00:34:26,997 --> 00:34:29,498 IT'S MY FAULT SHE LEFT. HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT ? 536 00:34:29,566 --> 00:34:33,201 A GIRL YOU'VE BEEN FAITHFUL TO FOR THE PAST SIX YEARS OF YOUR LIFE... 537 00:34:33,270 --> 00:34:37,639 LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER MAN, AND THEN TELLS YOU ALL SHE WAS AFTER WAS YOUR MONEY. 538 00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:39,641 AND THAT'S YOUR FAULT ? 539 00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:42,210 I DON'T THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO TRUST ANOTHER WOMAN AS LONG AS I LIVE. 540 00:34:42,279 --> 00:34:44,880 YOU WILL, JOE. YOU WILL. 541 00:34:44,948 --> 00:34:47,682 WE JUST HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE WHO WON'T CARE HOW RICH YOU ARE, 542 00:34:47,751 --> 00:34:50,685 WHO WOULDN'T BE SEXUALLY DEMANDING. 543 00:34:50,754 --> 00:34:54,823 COME ON. WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND A WOMAN LIKE THAT ? 544 00:34:54,892 --> 00:34:56,825 I DON'T KNOW, JOE. 545 00:34:57,895 --> 00:35:00,662 I DON'T KNOW. 546 00:35:00,731 --> 00:35:03,164 [ Airplane Engines ] 547 00:35:06,369 --> 00:35:09,838 [ Man ] OH ! LOOK AT THAT ! A GUY JUMPED OUT OF A PLANE. 548 00:35:42,506 --> 00:35:45,039 [ Applauding ] 549 00:35:57,588 --> 00:36:01,623 [ Woman ] OOH, I'M GONNA GET THIS. HAND ME MY POLAROID. 550 00:36:09,466 --> 00:36:11,900 THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. THANK YOU. 551 00:36:11,969 --> 00:36:14,803 [ Applauding, Whistling ] 552 00:36:18,475 --> 00:36:20,642 I'M TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT THE INTRUSION. 553 00:36:20,711 --> 00:36:23,311 IT WAS A, UH, TRICK OF THE WIND. 554 00:36:23,380 --> 00:36:27,782 I WAS SUPPOSED TO LAND AT THE UNIVERSITY CAMPUS. I'M LECTURING THERE TONIGHT. 555 00:36:27,851 --> 00:36:31,520 MY PUBLISHER THOUGHT SKYDIVING MIGHT BE A GOOD PUBLICITY STUNT... 556 00:36:31,588 --> 00:36:36,190 TO PROMOTE MY NEW BOOK, MIND, BODY AND SEX. 557 00:36:36,259 --> 00:36:39,828 IT WILL BE AT YOUR BOOKSTORES SOON. WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ? 558 00:36:39,897 --> 00:36:42,463 OH-HO-HO, BOYS. YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT YOUR TURN. 559 00:36:46,837 --> 00:36:50,371 SO LISTEN, NICOLE, WHAT I WAS THINKING WAS... 560 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:53,441 MY ASTRONOMY CLUB IS HAVING AN AWARDS BANQUET IN THREE WEEKS. 561 00:36:53,510 --> 00:36:58,146 WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME ? I'LL PAY FOR YOUR TRIP AND EVERYTHING. 562 00:36:58,214 --> 00:37:02,584 I THINK I MAY HAVE A SHOT AT BEST SCALE MODEL OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM. 563 00:37:04,387 --> 00:37:09,090 NO, THAT'S TOO... COCKY. 564 00:37:09,159 --> 00:37:12,427 SHE'LL THINK I'M AN EGOMANIAC OR SOMETHIN'. 565 00:37:35,185 --> 00:37:37,118 MMM. 566 00:37:43,393 --> 00:37:45,894 [ Steam Hissing ] 567 00:37:45,963 --> 00:37:48,730 YOU SEE THE LOOK ON HER FACE WHEN I FLEW IN ? 568 00:37:48,799 --> 00:37:51,332 ALL I SAW WAS HER WALKING AWAY FROM THE POOL. 569 00:37:51,401 --> 00:37:53,401 SO SHE PLAYS HARD TO GET. I CAN HANDLE THAT. 570 00:37:53,470 --> 00:37:56,170 NOBODY WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT HAS THE RIGHT TO PLAY HARD TO GET. 571 00:37:56,239 --> 00:38:00,508 SHE OWES IT TO MANKIND TO BE EASY. YOU ARE A REAL CLASS ACT ! 572 00:38:00,577 --> 00:38:02,644 FUCK YOU ! FUCK YOU ! HOLD IT ! 573 00:38:02,713 --> 00:38:07,082 LOOK, WE'RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING ACCOMPLISHED HERE. 574 00:38:07,150 --> 00:38:10,184 SUPPOSE WE BOTH GET HER. WHAT DO WE DO THEN ? DECLARE A DRAW ? 575 00:38:10,253 --> 00:38:13,822 NOT ON YOUR LIFE. IT'S FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE, WHICH BRINGS US TO THE MATTER OF PROOF. 576 00:38:13,890 --> 00:38:17,025 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "PROOF" ? OUR WORD'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH ? 577 00:38:17,094 --> 00:38:19,260 LET'S JUST SAY I WOULDN'T PUT $1000 ON IT. 578 00:38:19,329 --> 00:38:22,831 OH, JESUS. WHAT KIND OF PROOF DO YOU WANT ? 579 00:38:22,899 --> 00:38:25,566 WE'RE TALKIN' HARD EVIDENCE. YOU'VE GOT TO CONVINCE US. 580 00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:28,937 YOU WANT PROOF ? WE'D WANT PROOF. WHATEVER YOU SAY, GENTLEMEN. 581 00:38:29,006 --> 00:38:31,606 - I JUST HAD A HORRIBLE THOUGHT. - GOOD. WHAT ? 582 00:38:31,675 --> 00:38:33,975 YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S WEIRD OR SOMETHING, LIKE A VIRGIN ? 583 00:38:34,044 --> 00:38:37,646 IF THERE'S STILL A VIRGIN LEFT IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD OVER THE AGE OF 13, 584 00:38:37,714 --> 00:38:41,215 I WILL PERSONALLY PUT IN A CALL TO RIPLEY'S. 585 00:38:41,284 --> 00:38:44,786 - HI, YOU GUYS. - J.C., YOU GOT A PHONE ? 586 00:38:44,855 --> 00:38:48,623 I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW I'M TAKING THE JEEP TO PICK UP NICOLE. 587 00:38:48,692 --> 00:38:50,992 OKAY, WENDELL. SEE YOU LATER. HAVE A GOOD TIME. 588 00:38:51,061 --> 00:38:53,928 JESUS, MAN ! WHAT'D YOU DO, SOAK YOUR CLOTHES IN PIERRE CARDIN ? 589 00:38:53,997 --> 00:38:56,597 OH. TOO MUCH, HUH ? 590 00:38:56,667 --> 00:38:58,867 I'LL BUY MORE ON THE WAY HOME, MOTHER. 591 00:38:58,935 --> 00:39:01,636 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 592 00:39:03,373 --> 00:39:05,674 YOU THETA PIGS MUST BE DESPERATE, 593 00:39:05,742 --> 00:39:09,210 PLEDGING A WIMP LIKE THAT. WIMP ? HE'S OFF TO PICK UP HIS GIRLFRIEND. 594 00:39:09,279 --> 00:39:12,013 WE'RE SITTIN' AROUND HERE SWEATING OUR ASSES OFF WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS. 595 00:39:12,082 --> 00:39:15,150 THINK ABOUT IT. FURTHERMORE, J.C., WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE ? 596 00:39:15,218 --> 00:39:19,721 NO, NO, NO. BETTER IDEA. JUST LEAVE. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 597 00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:23,158 J.C., WHY DON'T WE GET OUT OF HERE ? COME ON. 598 00:39:23,226 --> 00:39:27,095 OH, AND BOYS, I WOULDN'T STAY IN HERE TOO LONG IF I WERE YOU. 599 00:39:27,164 --> 00:39:29,097 YOU MIGHT OVERHEAT. 600 00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:31,800 UGH ! 601 00:39:34,671 --> 00:39:37,138 [ Doorknob Clicking ] WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ? 602 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,814 FUCKERS LOCKED US IN ! 603 00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:49,117 ANYBODY OUT THERE ? 604 00:39:49,186 --> 00:39:51,519 OKAY, LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. 605 00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:55,724 AHH ! SHIT. 606 00:40:00,964 --> 00:40:03,364 [ Horn Honking ] 607 00:40:20,650 --> 00:40:23,885 LAY RUBBER, WENDELL. UH, WHAT ? 608 00:40:23,954 --> 00:40:26,554 LAY RUBBER. PLEASE ? FOR ME. 609 00:40:39,803 --> 00:40:41,736 [ Shouts ] 610 00:40:44,707 --> 00:40:48,143 JESUS CHRIST ! WE COULD'VE DIED IN THERE. BUT WE DIDN'T. 611 00:40:48,211 --> 00:40:50,145 LET'S GET THOSE BASTARDS. 612 00:40:52,415 --> 00:40:54,482 OW ! 613 00:40:58,922 --> 00:41:02,290 WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING ? HURRY. SHE'S COMIN'. 614 00:41:02,358 --> 00:41:04,725 GET INSIDE, PULL ON THE DOOR, FOLLOW MY LEAD. 615 00:41:07,898 --> 00:41:11,199 JOEY, PLEASE ! DON'T DO THIS. 616 00:41:11,268 --> 00:41:16,704 NO WOMAN IS WORTH IT ! YOU CAN'T TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE ! OH, YES, I CAN. 617 00:41:16,773 --> 00:41:19,908 BELIEVE ME, IT'S BETTER THIS WAY. LEAVE ME ALONE ! 618 00:41:21,477 --> 00:41:23,812 [ Whispering ] SHE'S HOOKED, JOE. ON THREE. 619 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:28,382 JOEY ! I'M COMIN' IN ! I'VE GOTTA SAVE YOU ! 620 00:41:28,451 --> 00:41:30,618 [ Joe ] NO, DON'T DO IT. I WANT TO DIE ! 621 00:41:30,687 --> 00:41:33,621 ONE, TWO, THREE ! 622 00:41:36,526 --> 00:41:38,927 JOEY ! SPEAK TO ME ! 623 00:41:38,995 --> 00:41:42,797 SPEAK TO ME ! JOEY, YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. IS HE ALL RIGHT ? 624 00:41:42,866 --> 00:41:45,066 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP ? 625 00:41:45,135 --> 00:41:47,468 I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO WE DO ? 626 00:41:47,537 --> 00:41:50,571 WE'VE GOT TO BRING HIS BODY TEMPERATURE DOWN. LET'S USE A SHOWER. 627 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,907 SHOWER. RIGHT. 628 00:41:52,976 --> 00:41:55,676 JOEY. FOOL. FOOL ! 629 00:41:55,745 --> 00:41:58,379 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 630 00:41:58,448 --> 00:42:00,882 EASY DOES IT. OW ! 631 00:42:00,951 --> 00:42:04,919 WHAT DO WE DO NOW ? TAKE OFF HIS TRUNKS. DIAPHRAGMATIC CIRCULATION. 632 00:42:06,022 --> 00:42:07,788 RIGHT. 633 00:42:10,460 --> 00:42:13,427 GOOD. NOW COLD WATER, QUICKLY. HOW COLD ? 634 00:42:13,496 --> 00:42:15,429 VERY COLD. 635 00:42:18,835 --> 00:42:22,871 WHEW. WHY WOULD HE DO A THING LIKE THIS ? 636 00:42:22,939 --> 00:42:26,174 HIS GIRLFRIEND LEFT HIM. HE'S INSANE WITH GRIEF. 637 00:42:26,243 --> 00:42:28,509 OH, THE POOR THING. 638 00:42:28,578 --> 00:42:30,511 WE BETTER CALL A DOCTOR. OH, NO. 639 00:42:30,580 --> 00:42:32,513 HE'LL BE FINE NOW, THANKS TO YOU. 640 00:42:32,582 --> 00:42:37,986 OF COURSE, IT'S HARD TO SAY. HE MAY TRY THIS AGAIN. 641 00:42:38,054 --> 00:42:43,024 UNLESS HE FINDS A REASON TO LIVE, SOME LITTLE THING TO LOOK FORWARD TO. 642 00:42:43,093 --> 00:42:45,193 LIKE WHAT ? 643 00:42:45,262 --> 00:42:48,596 I DON'T KNOW. IT WOULDN'T TAKE MUCH. JUST A WOMAN THAT WOULD LISTEN TO HIM. 644 00:42:48,664 --> 00:42:54,168 BE SENSITIVE TO WHAT HE'S GOING THROUGH, NOT TRY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIM SEXUALLY. 645 00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:01,542 I SUPPOSE I COULD. MAYBE DINNER OR SOMETHING. 646 00:43:01,611 --> 00:43:03,577 OH, NO, I COULDN'T ASK THAT OF YOU. 647 00:43:03,646 --> 00:43:07,048 YOU'VE DONE MORE THAN ENOUGH ALREADY. NO, REALLY, IT'S OKAY. 648 00:43:07,117 --> 00:43:09,617 IF YOU REALLY THINK IT WOULD HELP. 649 00:43:09,685 --> 00:43:11,685 YOU'RE A VERY KIND PERSON. 650 00:43:11,754 --> 00:43:14,855 [ Horse Whinnies ] COME ON, BOY. 651 00:43:14,925 --> 00:43:17,358 OH, WENDELL, DON'T YOU JUST LOVE HORSES ? 652 00:43:17,427 --> 00:43:21,595 THEY'RE SO SENSUAL AND SO MAJESTIC. AND SO TALL. 653 00:43:21,664 --> 00:43:25,066 NICOLE, MINE LOOKS A LITTLE TIRED. MAYBE WE SHOULD HEAD BACK. 654 00:43:25,135 --> 00:43:28,702 YOUR HORSE ISN'T TIRED, HE'S JUST LAZY. COME ON. LAZY ? 655 00:43:28,771 --> 00:43:32,340 GIDDYAP ! NICOLE ? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ! 656 00:43:32,409 --> 00:43:35,876 WHOA ! WHOA, HORSEY ! NICOLE ! AAH ! 657 00:43:51,594 --> 00:43:54,996 [ Woman ] � YOU SAY THAT YOU NEED MY LOVE � 658 00:43:55,065 --> 00:43:59,733 � AND YOU WANTED MY BODY I DON'T MIND � 659 00:43:59,802 --> 00:44:03,604 � BABY, ALL I GOT IS TIME � 660 00:44:03,673 --> 00:44:07,475 � AND I'M WAITIN' TO MAKE YOU MINE � 661 00:44:07,543 --> 00:44:10,244 � YOU SAY YOU WANT TO STAY THE NIGHT � 662 00:44:10,313 --> 00:44:16,217 � BUT YOU'LL LEAVE ME TOMORROW I DON'T CARE � 663 00:44:16,286 --> 00:44:19,020 � ALL OF THE MOVES ARE RIGHT � 664 00:44:19,088 --> 00:44:24,258 � WE CAN TAKE IT ANYWHERE IT'S PHYSICAL ATTRACTION � 665 00:44:24,327 --> 00:44:28,762 [ Chorus ] � PHYSICAL ATTRACTION � � IT'S CHEMICAL REACTION � 666 00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:34,435 � MMM-MMM IT'S PHYSICAL ATTRACTION � 667 00:44:34,503 --> 00:44:40,141 � IT'S CHEMICAL REACTION YEAH � 668 00:44:40,210 --> 00:44:43,044 � TRYING HARD TO GET AWAY � 669 00:44:43,112 --> 00:44:47,614 � BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO FIGHT THE WAY I FEEL � 670 00:44:47,683 --> 00:44:52,086 � EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT FOR REAL � 671 00:44:52,155 --> 00:44:56,190 � YOUR TOUCH IS DRIVIN' ME CRAZY � 672 00:44:56,259 --> 00:44:58,425 � AND WHEN YOU SMILE � 673 00:44:58,494 --> 00:45:04,131 � IT'S JUST MAKING ME WANT YOU MORE AND MORE � 674 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,768 � BABY, WON'T YOU STAY A WHILE � 675 00:45:07,837 --> 00:45:11,172 � IT COULD BE SUCH A FANTASY � 676 00:45:11,241 --> 00:45:14,675 � PHYSICAL ATTRACTION � [ Chorus ] � PHYSICAL ATTRACTION �� 677 00:45:19,515 --> 00:45:22,149 FEELING BETTER ? OH, YEAH. I'LL BE FINE. 678 00:45:22,218 --> 00:45:24,151 GO HOME AND GET SOME SLEEP... 679 00:45:24,220 --> 00:45:28,389 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU ALL PALE AND SICKLY WHEN YOU MEET MY PARENTS TOMORROW. 680 00:45:28,457 --> 00:45:30,958 OH, I WON'T BE. DON'T WORRY. 681 00:45:33,462 --> 00:45:37,365 WENDELL, I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU NERVOUS OR ANYTHING, 682 00:45:37,433 --> 00:45:41,369 BUT IF MY DADDY DOESN'T APPROVE OF YOU, I WON'T BE SEEING YOU ANYMORE. 683 00:45:43,373 --> 00:45:46,340 HMM. WELL-- 684 00:45:46,409 --> 00:45:50,111 I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT. I'M PRETTY CLOSE TO MY PARENTS TOO. 685 00:45:50,179 --> 00:45:52,346 YEAH, BUT I LIVE WITH MINE. 686 00:45:52,415 --> 00:45:55,716 AND BELIEVE ME, DADDY CAN MAKE THINGS PRETTY ROUGH ON ME... 687 00:45:55,785 --> 00:45:58,219 WHEN I BRING A GUY HOME THAT HE DOESN'T THINK IS GOOD ENOUGH. 688 00:45:58,288 --> 00:46:01,989 FOR INSTANCE, ONE TIME HE EVEN HELD A GUY'S HEAD IN THE POOL... 689 00:46:02,058 --> 00:46:04,491 UNTIL HE PROMISED NEVER TO CALL ME AGAIN. 690 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,794 YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW HORRIBLE THAT WAS FOR ME ! 691 00:46:06,862 --> 00:46:08,796 HUH. 692 00:46:08,864 --> 00:46:12,366 DON'T LOOK SO SERIOUS, WENDELL. YOU'LL BE FINE. 693 00:46:14,237 --> 00:46:16,570 WELL... SEE YA. 694 00:46:26,449 --> 00:46:28,849 YEAH, SEE YA. 695 00:46:34,824 --> 00:46:37,358 THAT'S VERY GOOD, ASHLEY. DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN ? 696 00:46:37,427 --> 00:46:40,194 [ Together ] UH-HUH, UH-HUH. YEAH, YOU'VE GOT IT. 697 00:46:40,263 --> 00:46:43,164 NOW TRY IT AGAIN JUST A LITTLE MORE SLOWLY. 698 00:46:45,835 --> 00:46:49,736 OH, YEAH, BREATHE. YEAH. YOU FEEL IT ? 699 00:46:49,805 --> 00:46:53,307 YOU'RE RIGHT. I CAN FEEL THE DIFFERENCE. 700 00:46:53,376 --> 00:46:56,877 THANK YOU. WHEN DID YOU SAY YOUR BOOK IS COMING OUT AGAIN ? 701 00:46:56,946 --> 00:46:59,981 NEXT MONTH. IT'S KIND OF AN EASTERN AND WESTERN TECHNIQUE... 702 00:47:00,049 --> 00:47:02,783 COMBINED INTO A GRADUAL, PRACTICAL AT-HOME PROGRAM. 703 00:47:02,852 --> 00:47:06,120 I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT. SOUNDS FASCINATING. CAN YOU SHOW ME MORE ? 704 00:47:06,189 --> 00:47:10,091 I'M SORRY, I REALLY CAN'T. IF I START THAT, I'LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE. 705 00:47:10,159 --> 00:47:14,028 I UNDERSTAND. THANK YOU, THOUGH. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 706 00:47:14,097 --> 00:47:18,232 I'VE GOT A FREE HALF HOUR BEFORE A SEMINAR I'M LECTURING AT. I COULD STOP BY. 707 00:47:18,301 --> 00:47:21,402 I'D LOVE THAT, BUT I'M SORRY. I'M BUSY TONIGHT. 708 00:47:21,471 --> 00:47:24,838 HOW ABOUT TOMORROW ? 709 00:47:24,907 --> 00:47:27,375 ALL RIGHT. BUT I AM PRETTY PRESSED FOR TIME. 710 00:47:27,443 --> 00:47:31,979 OKAY, TOMORROW. I'LL CALL FIRST. WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER ? 711 00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:40,454 YOU'RE RIGHT. WE'VE GOT A PERFECT SHOT FROM HERE. OF COURSE I'M RIGHT. 712 00:47:40,523 --> 00:47:42,890 I'M ALWAYS RIGHT. 713 00:47:42,958 --> 00:47:45,092 WHAT TIME AM I SUPPOSED TO PICK HER UP ? 7:00. 714 00:47:45,161 --> 00:47:47,928 OKAY. LET'S SEE THIS. 715 00:47:53,569 --> 00:47:57,338 PERFECT. REMEMBER, WHEN YOU GET HER ON THE BED, 716 00:47:57,407 --> 00:48:00,474 MAKE SURE ALL THE LIGHTS ARE ON SO WE KNOW IT'S YOU, OKAY ? 717 00:48:00,543 --> 00:48:01,975 RIGHT. 718 00:48:03,379 --> 00:48:05,479 THERE SHE IS, JOE. 719 00:48:05,548 --> 00:48:07,981 GET A FEW TEST SHOTS. GOOD IDEA. 720 00:48:10,987 --> 00:48:15,322 OH, MY GOD ! SHE'S STARTING TO DISROBE, JOE ! 721 00:48:15,392 --> 00:48:17,641 OH, LORD ! 722 00:48:17,710 --> 00:48:20,194 WE REALLY SHOULD NOT BE DOING THIS. 723 00:48:20,263 --> 00:48:23,631 THIS COULD BE INTERPRETED AS PERVERTED BEHAVIOR. LET ME SEE. 724 00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:26,333 ALL RIGHT ! 725 00:48:26,402 --> 00:48:29,953 I'M APPALLED AT MYSELF ! CAN I TAKE A LOOK, PLEASE ? 726 00:48:30,023 --> 00:48:32,723 GET LOST. YOU GET TO GO TO BED WITH HER. 727 00:48:32,791 --> 00:48:35,359 YOU COULD AT LEAST ALLOW ME THIS PLEASURE. 728 00:48:44,603 --> 00:48:46,637 ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD. 729 00:48:48,607 --> 00:48:51,542 SHE'S GONE. SORRY. 730 00:48:51,610 --> 00:48:53,544 [ Snoring ] 731 00:48:55,981 --> 00:48:59,383 WELL, DO I LOOK VULNERABLE AND HEARTBROKEN ENOUGH ? 732 00:48:59,452 --> 00:49:01,419 LET'S SEE. 733 00:49:01,487 --> 00:49:05,389 SLACKS MODESTLY LOOSE, NOT A MILLIMETER OF CHEST HAIR EXPOSED, 734 00:49:05,458 --> 00:49:07,824 UNDERSTATED YET AT THE SAME TIME ELEGANT. 735 00:49:07,893 --> 00:49:11,429 I'D SAY SHE'S YOURS BY MIDNIGHT. 736 00:49:11,497 --> 00:49:13,497 HE MUST'VE HAD QUITE A DAY. 737 00:49:13,566 --> 00:49:16,567 I THINK WE UNLEASHED A GODDAMN TIGER HERE. 738 00:49:18,337 --> 00:49:21,505 DOES HE KNOW WE BORROWED HIS TELESCOPE ? YEAH, I LEFT HIM A NOTE. 739 00:49:21,574 --> 00:49:23,840 COME ON. 740 00:49:30,383 --> 00:49:34,318 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ? JOE, WHAT'S THE MATTER ? 741 00:49:34,387 --> 00:49:37,221 SHE SEEMS LIKE KIND OF A NICE GIRL, HUH ? SHE IS A NICE GIRL. 742 00:49:37,290 --> 00:49:39,356 BUT LOOK, NOBODY'S GONNA GET HURT. 743 00:49:39,425 --> 00:49:41,892 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME, SHE'S GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME. 744 00:49:41,961 --> 00:49:46,964 WE'RE GONNA BE A GRAND RICHER, AND WE'RE GONNA SHOW THOSE IDIOTS WHO'S BOSS AT IOWA STATE. 745 00:49:47,032 --> 00:49:50,534 NOT TO MENTION SOME GREAT ACTION SHOTS FOR THE SCRAPBOOK. RIGHT. 746 00:49:50,603 --> 00:49:54,238 SO REMEMBER, THE REPUTATION... 747 00:49:54,307 --> 00:49:57,208 OF THETA PI SIGMAS EVERYWHERE... 748 00:49:57,276 --> 00:49:59,876 IS IN YOUR HANDS TONIGHT. 749 00:50:01,981 --> 00:50:04,781 IN OTHER WORDS, DON'T FUCK THIS UP. RIGHT. 750 00:50:17,630 --> 00:50:19,763 [ Radio ] MADMAN MAC HERE ON A SERIOUS NOTE, IF I MAY. 751 00:50:19,832 --> 00:50:22,966 I WANT TO DEDICATE THIS NEXT ONE TO MY EX-WIFE BUNNY WHO TAUGHT ME THE MEANING OF "BLISS"... 752 00:50:23,035 --> 00:50:25,769 WHEN SHE RAN OFF TO DALLAS WITH A USED CADILLAC SALESMAN. 753 00:50:25,838 --> 00:50:28,239 IT'S THE STOMPERS AND "COAST TO COAST." 754 00:50:28,307 --> 00:50:30,574 [ Radio Clicks Off ] 755 00:50:30,643 --> 00:50:34,411 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. THAT WAS OUR SONG. 756 00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,580 OH, I UNDERSTAND. 757 00:50:41,354 --> 00:50:44,321 [ Male ] � IT'S THE TRAVELIN' ROCK AND ROLL SHOW � 758 00:50:44,390 --> 00:50:47,291 �� [ Continues Indistinct ] 759 00:50:53,432 --> 00:50:57,568 � BOYS AND GIRLS ALL OVER THIS TOWN � 760 00:50:57,637 --> 00:51:00,971 I KNEW IT. THOSE BASTARDS. SO PREDICTABLE. 761 00:51:02,441 --> 00:51:05,543 � EVERY GIRL AND BOY � 762 00:51:05,611 --> 00:51:08,479 � OH, AIN'T THEM CATS THE MOST � 763 00:51:08,548 --> 00:51:10,614 � ROCKIN' FROM COAST TO COAST � 764 00:51:10,683 --> 00:51:14,251 � YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH � 765 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:17,588 � YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH � 766 00:51:17,657 --> 00:51:20,491 �� [ Continues Indistinct ] 767 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,627 � REELIN' AND ROCKIN' FROM COAST TO COAST � 768 00:51:23,696 --> 00:51:26,630 � YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH � 769 00:51:26,699 --> 00:51:29,333 � YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH �� 770 00:51:29,402 --> 00:51:32,536 HEY ! WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' ? 771 00:51:32,605 --> 00:51:35,306 EXCUSE ME. HERE WE GO. 772 00:51:35,374 --> 00:51:38,309 [ Man ] WHAT IS HE DOING ? 773 00:51:38,377 --> 00:51:40,244 AH, SHIT ! 774 00:51:48,321 --> 00:51:51,822 OH, A SMILE. WHAT BROUGHT THAT ON ? 775 00:51:51,890 --> 00:51:54,891 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST SUDDENLY FELT BETTER. 776 00:51:57,396 --> 00:51:59,363 WHAT ? 777 00:51:59,432 --> 00:52:02,132 MOTHER ! MOVE YOUR GODDAMN JEEP. 778 00:52:02,201 --> 00:52:05,336 SORRY, GUYS. OH, PLEASE. 779 00:52:05,404 --> 00:52:07,371 AH. LET ME GUESS. 780 00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,906 JOE'S PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND, RIGHT ? 781 00:52:09,975 --> 00:52:13,176 I THOUGHT THE HERPES GAG WAS CHEAP, BUT-- HEY, A GRAND'S A GRAND. 782 00:52:13,246 --> 00:52:16,012 WHATEVER WORKS. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ? I DO KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, CHAS. 783 00:52:16,081 --> 00:52:18,282 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 784 00:52:18,351 --> 00:52:20,284 WHOO-WHOO-WHOO ! 785 00:52:24,990 --> 00:52:27,924 WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM HERE ? NO PROBLEM, OFFICER. 786 00:52:27,993 --> 00:52:30,227 MY JEEP SEEMS TO HAVE STALLED. 787 00:52:30,296 --> 00:52:34,231 AND I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY KEYS, SIR. YEAH. 788 00:52:34,300 --> 00:52:36,500 JUST BEHAVE YOURSELVES, GUYS. 789 00:52:37,570 --> 00:52:40,771 AH, HERE WE GO. 790 00:52:40,839 --> 00:52:43,574 [ Snoring ] 791 00:53:03,162 --> 00:53:05,095 HUH. 792 00:53:06,399 --> 00:53:08,965 JOE, LISTEN. 793 00:53:09,034 --> 00:53:12,469 I WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING. YES ? 794 00:53:12,538 --> 00:53:16,674 WELL, YOUR FRIEND MOTHER TOLD ME WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH, AND I-- 795 00:53:16,742 --> 00:53:19,075 HE HAD NO RIGHT TO DO THAT ! YES, HE DID. 796 00:53:19,144 --> 00:53:21,178 HE WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP. 797 00:53:21,246 --> 00:53:23,914 I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU'RE FEELING RIGHT NOW. 798 00:53:23,982 --> 00:53:27,150 YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT. NO, I'M NOT. 799 00:53:30,889 --> 00:53:33,824 YOU SEE, I'M WEALTHY TOO, JOE. 800 00:53:33,892 --> 00:53:37,127 AND I HAD SOMEBODY USE ME BECAUSE OF MONEY. 801 00:53:37,196 --> 00:53:40,597 IT REALLY HURTS, BUT IT GETS EASIER WITH TIME. 802 00:53:40,666 --> 00:53:43,434 I PROMISE. 803 00:53:43,502 --> 00:53:48,706 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU CAN TALK TO ME ABOUT IT IF YOU WANT TO. 804 00:53:48,774 --> 00:53:52,943 AND IF IT HELPS AT ALL, YOU CAN LEAN ON ME. 805 00:53:53,011 --> 00:53:57,013 WELL, THANK YOU, ASHLEY. I JUST MIGHT TAKE YOU UP ON THAT. 806 00:53:57,082 --> 00:53:59,983 [ Camera Shutter Clicks ] 807 00:54:03,489 --> 00:54:05,922 OH, WOW, LOOK AT THE MOON. 808 00:54:17,787 --> 00:54:20,621 OH, NO ! 809 00:54:20,690 --> 00:54:23,891 [ Groaning ] [ Gasping ] RAPE ! 810 00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,627 RAPE ! RAPE ! 811 00:54:32,251 --> 00:54:35,586 LISTEN, KID, DON'T PANIC. I BELIEVE YOU. 812 00:54:35,654 --> 00:54:38,955 THE OLD BAG'LL PROBABLY CALM DOWN IN A COUPLE HOURS AND DROP THE CHARGES. 813 00:54:39,024 --> 00:54:41,392 YOU THINK SO ? SURE. 814 00:54:41,460 --> 00:54:44,561 THE WORST IS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE CHIEF SCREAM AT YOU FOR A WHILE. 815 00:54:44,630 --> 00:54:48,565 CHIEF ? YEAH. YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE HIM. NOBODY DOES. 816 00:54:48,634 --> 00:54:51,034 I'LL TELL YOU, HE'S A COLOSSAL ASSHOLE. 817 00:54:51,103 --> 00:54:54,772 HE LOVES TO GET HIS ROCKS OFF BUSTIN' KIDS WHO COME TO PALM SPRINGS FOR A LITTLE FUN. 818 00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,374 JUST BEHAVE YOURSELF. YOU'LL BE OUT OF HERE PRETTY QUICK, OKAY ? 819 00:54:57,443 --> 00:55:01,244 OKAY, I WILL. OH, THANK YOU. 820 00:55:01,313 --> 00:55:04,415 - [ Inmate #1 ] THANK YOU. - [ Inmate #2 ] THANK YOU. 821 00:55:04,483 --> 00:55:07,518 [ Inmate Laughing ] 822 00:55:12,057 --> 00:55:14,057 LONG DINER'S A GOOD SIGN. 823 00:55:15,193 --> 00:55:18,194 GETTIN' KIND OF BORED THOUGH. 824 00:55:18,263 --> 00:55:21,097 � JOEY, WHERE ARE YOU � 825 00:55:22,267 --> 00:55:24,200 IT WAS A LOVELY EVENING, JOE. 826 00:55:24,269 --> 00:55:26,703 OH, I REALLY ENJOYED IT TOO. 827 00:55:26,772 --> 00:55:30,040 WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN FOR A CUP OF COFFEE OR MAYBE A BRANDY ? 828 00:55:30,108 --> 00:55:33,009 OH, NO THANK YOU. I, UH-- 829 00:55:34,747 --> 00:55:37,414 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? YEAH, I'M FINE. 830 00:55:37,483 --> 00:55:40,083 REALLY. I'M JUST A LITTLE FAINT. 831 00:55:40,152 --> 00:55:42,686 I'M SURE I'LL BE FINE IF I CAN MAKE IT BACK TO MY PLACE AND LIE DOWN. 832 00:55:42,755 --> 00:55:46,122 YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. COME WITH ME. 833 00:55:53,365 --> 00:55:57,501 ASHLEY, I REALLY AM SORRY ABOUT THIS. 834 00:55:57,570 --> 00:56:00,771 I'LL BE OUT OF YOUR HAIR JUST AS SOON AS I CAN. IT'S OKAY, JOE. 835 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:02,873 JUST LAY DOWN FOR A MINUTE. 836 00:56:08,380 --> 00:56:10,514 ALL RIGHT. SHOW TIME ! 837 00:56:10,583 --> 00:56:12,850 THE LIGHTS, THE LIGHTS. 838 00:56:12,918 --> 00:56:16,419 IT'S A LITTLE DARK IN HERE. 839 00:56:16,489 --> 00:56:18,088 YES ! 840 00:56:18,156 --> 00:56:20,591 GET THE CURTAINS, JOEY ! 841 00:56:20,659 --> 00:56:23,360 A LITTLE STUFFY TOO. 842 00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:31,935 ALL RIGHT, JOE. SOMETIMES YOU EVEN AMAZE ME. 843 00:56:34,206 --> 00:56:36,740 YOU JUST LAY THERE. I'LL GET YOU SOME WATER. OH, NO, PLEASE. 844 00:56:38,544 --> 00:56:40,210 GET HER ON THE BED. 845 00:56:40,279 --> 00:56:44,414 CAN YOU JUST, UH, SIT HERE NEXT TO ME ? 846 00:56:47,787 --> 00:56:51,321 COME ON. NICE AND EASY. 847 00:56:51,390 --> 00:56:53,340 JOEY, DON'T ! DON'T DO-- 848 00:56:53,409 --> 00:56:56,610 JOE, NO. YOU'RE BLOWING IT ! 849 00:56:58,214 --> 00:57:01,498 GOD ! [ Moans ] 850 00:57:01,567 --> 00:57:04,134 JOE, PLEASE ! STOP IT ! 851 00:57:04,203 --> 00:57:08,739 GOD ! WHAT AM I DOING ? 852 00:57:08,808 --> 00:57:12,976 ASHLEY, REALLY, I'M SORRY. I LOST MY HEAD FOR A MINUTE. FORGIVE ME. 853 00:57:13,045 --> 00:57:17,147 IT'S OKAY. I JUST HOPE YOU DIDN'T MISINTERPRET ANYTHING I MIGHT HAVE SAID. 854 00:57:17,216 --> 00:57:19,149 IF I'VE MISLEAD YOU IN ANY WAY-- 855 00:57:19,218 --> 00:57:22,686 OH, NO, IT WAS COMPLETELY MY FAULT. 856 00:57:25,391 --> 00:57:29,159 CAN YOU JUST SIT HERE AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT ? 857 00:57:30,295 --> 00:57:32,830 JOE ? GO HOME. 858 00:57:37,436 --> 00:57:40,270 [ Mother ] BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL ! JUST WONDERFUL ! 859 00:57:40,339 --> 00:57:43,807 GREAT. JUST GREAT, JOE. GREAT. GREAT. 860 00:57:53,652 --> 00:57:55,919 I WAS PACING AGAIN, WASN'T I ? 861 00:57:55,988 --> 00:57:58,288 I'LL STOP. 862 00:57:58,357 --> 00:58:03,761 I'M SORRY. I'M JUST NERVOUS. THIS IS MY FIRST ARREST. 863 00:58:03,829 --> 00:58:05,829 SURE IT IS. MINE TOO. 864 00:58:05,898 --> 00:58:07,931 WHAT DID THEY ARREST YOU FOR ? 865 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:12,269 FOR BEING OVERLY AFFECTIONATE TO AN UNDERCOVER VICE SQUAD OFFICER. 866 00:58:12,337 --> 00:58:16,306 THEY CAN ARREST YOU FOR THAT ? THAT SEEMS UNFAIR. 867 00:58:16,375 --> 00:58:19,142 YEAH, WE THINK SO TOO, BUT IT'S OKAY. 868 00:58:19,211 --> 00:58:22,813 WE'RE USED TO IT. [ Door Slams Shut ] 869 00:58:22,882 --> 00:58:26,550 WELL, WELL, WELL. LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE. 870 00:58:26,619 --> 00:58:29,553 OUR VERY OWN LITTLE SUPERMARKET OF SIN. 871 00:58:29,622 --> 00:58:31,555 ISN'T THIS A SIGHT TO BEHOLD ! 872 00:58:31,624 --> 00:58:35,859 HI, CHIEF BUTTFACE. TAKEN ANY GOOD BRIBES LATELY ? 873 00:58:37,329 --> 00:58:39,763 WHAT'D YOU SAY, MISS SMITH ? SHE SAID-- 874 00:58:39,832 --> 00:58:42,499 I HEARD WHAT SHE SAID, MISS JONES ! 875 00:58:42,568 --> 00:58:46,236 I JUST FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT DEGENERATE FILTH... 876 00:58:46,305 --> 00:58:50,073 WOULD HAVE THE AFFRONTERY EVEN TO DARE SPEAK TO ME. 877 00:58:50,142 --> 00:58:52,275 EXCUSE ME. SIR ? 878 00:58:54,847 --> 00:58:57,414 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, YOU PERVERTED LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT ? 879 00:58:57,483 --> 00:59:00,183 OH, WELL-- 880 00:59:00,252 --> 00:59:02,553 FORGIVE ME FOR SAYING THIS, SIR, 881 00:59:02,621 --> 00:59:05,188 BUT PLEASE DON'T TALK TO THEM LIKE THAT. 882 00:59:05,257 --> 00:59:09,025 YOU KNOW, WE'RE ALL INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY, 883 00:59:09,094 --> 00:59:12,028 AND I THINK WE DESERVE A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATION. 884 00:59:12,097 --> 00:59:14,731 YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO TALK IN MY OWN JAIL ? 885 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:17,133 IT WAS JUST A LITTLE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM, SIR. 886 00:59:17,202 --> 00:59:20,471 YOU WANT CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM, I'LL GIVE YOU CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. 887 00:59:20,539 --> 00:59:24,274 RAPISTS MAKE MY FLESH CRAWL. 888 00:59:24,343 --> 00:59:26,944 YOU FOUL THE VERY AIR THAT I BREATHE. 889 00:59:27,012 --> 00:59:29,212 YOU AND EVERY OTHER SINNER IN THIS PLACE ! 890 00:59:29,281 --> 00:59:31,214 TRYING TO CORRUPT MY TOWN, MY STREETS. 891 00:59:31,283 --> 00:59:34,351 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM, YOU MISERABLE LITTLE TWERP ? 892 00:59:34,419 --> 00:59:37,153 SIR, AREN'T YOU CHIEF BUTTFACE ? 893 00:59:37,222 --> 00:59:39,422 [ Inmates Laughing ] 894 00:59:39,492 --> 00:59:41,424 [ Woman ] RIGHT ON ! 895 00:59:50,369 --> 00:59:52,903 HOW COULD YOU BLOW IT ? WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKIN' ? 896 00:59:52,972 --> 00:59:55,405 DO YOU WANNA DROP IT ? NO, I DON'T WANNA DROP IT. 897 00:59:55,474 --> 00:59:58,041 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I'M GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT IT. 898 00:59:58,110 --> 01:00:00,410 OKAY, JOE. I'LL GO UPSTAIRS, WAKE LITTLE WENDELL... 899 01:00:00,479 --> 01:00:02,513 AND ASK HIM HOW WE'RE GONNA WIN A GRAND... 900 01:00:02,581 --> 01:00:06,416 WITH A BUNCH OF ACTION SHOTS OF ASHLEY TAYLOR TELLING YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF. 901 01:00:06,485 --> 01:00:09,620 LET'S GET THE THINGS DEVELOPED AND I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. 902 01:00:09,688 --> 01:00:11,622 YOU BETTER. I WILL. 903 01:00:11,690 --> 01:00:13,790 YOU BETTER. I WILL. 904 01:00:13,859 --> 01:00:15,792 YOU BETTER. 905 01:00:15,861 --> 01:00:18,529 WELL, LISTEN. THANKS A LOT FOR THE RIDE. 906 01:00:18,597 --> 01:00:21,832 [ Smith ] ARE YOU KIDDING ? THANK YOU. FOR STICKING UP FOR US. 907 01:00:21,901 --> 01:00:24,668 FOR BAILING US OUT. FOR EVERYTHING. 908 01:00:24,737 --> 01:00:26,670 YOU WERE WONDERFUL. 909 01:00:26,739 --> 01:00:30,240 OH, WENDELL. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE A LITTLE COMPANY ? 910 01:00:30,308 --> 01:00:34,344 THAT'S VERY NICE, BUT I GOTTA GET SOME SLEEP. 911 01:00:34,413 --> 01:00:36,980 THANKS ANYWAY, THOUGH. BYE, WENDELL. 912 01:00:37,049 --> 01:00:39,516 BYE. BYE, SWEETIE. 913 01:00:45,290 --> 01:00:48,458 BOY, WHAT A NIGHT. WHAT TIME IS IT ? 914 01:00:48,527 --> 01:00:50,794 5:30. 5:30 ? 915 01:00:50,863 --> 01:00:53,997 I DON'T BELIEVE IT ! I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET NICOLE'S PARENTS... 916 01:00:54,066 --> 01:00:56,166 IN SIX AND A HALF HOURS. 917 01:00:56,234 --> 01:00:58,869 HOW AM I GONNA MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION WITH NO SLEEP ? 918 01:00:58,938 --> 01:01:02,839 WHEN I DON'T GET EIGHT HOURS, I LOOK LIKE A BIG PILE OF DOG DOO-DOO. 919 01:01:02,908 --> 01:01:07,644 BOY, LEAVE IT TO OLD WENDELL TO GET ARRESTED WHEN I'VE GOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO DO. 920 01:01:07,713 --> 01:01:10,280 ARRESTED ? FOR WHAT ? 921 01:01:10,348 --> 01:01:14,284 ATTEMPTED RAPE. AND SHE LET ME SIT THERE ALL NIGHT BEFORE SHE DROPPED THE CHARGES. 922 01:01:14,352 --> 01:01:17,988 I'M TELLING YOU ! OH, I'M EXHAUSTED. 923 01:01:19,959 --> 01:01:22,693 WE'VE CREATED A MONSTER. 924 01:01:31,570 --> 01:01:35,539 GENTLEMEN, WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN AND TAKE A LOOK ? HUH ? 925 01:01:35,608 --> 01:01:37,541 I'M READY. 926 01:01:48,820 --> 01:01:51,288 THAT'S THE BEST I COULD DO ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. 927 01:01:51,357 --> 01:01:53,957 GIMME A LITTLE MORE TIME, I COULD MAKE 'EM LOOK A LOT BETTER. 928 01:01:54,026 --> 01:01:57,427 MMM, THESE ARE TERRIBLE. WE LOST, JOE. 929 01:01:57,496 --> 01:02:01,598 GIMME A BREAK. I TOLD YOU, THAT'S THE BEST I COULD DO. THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN. 930 01:02:01,667 --> 01:02:03,634 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 931 01:02:05,003 --> 01:02:07,804 WHAT ? WELL, WHAT NOW, 932 01:02:07,873 --> 01:02:10,907 MR. "I SWEAR TO GOD I THOUGHT I HAD HER" ? 933 01:02:10,976 --> 01:02:12,909 YEAH, MAN. I'M THINKIN'. 934 01:02:14,112 --> 01:02:16,046 OKAY. 935 01:02:16,114 --> 01:02:18,748 HARRY. 936 01:02:18,817 --> 01:02:21,618 WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE... 937 01:02:21,687 --> 01:02:24,020 IF WE PUT THIS ON TOP OF THIS ? 938 01:02:24,089 --> 01:02:27,457 HMM. YEAH. 939 01:02:27,526 --> 01:02:29,459 OR... 940 01:02:30,896 --> 01:02:36,533 HOW ABOUT THAT SUPERIMPOSED ON THIS ? 941 01:02:36,602 --> 01:02:38,535 HONESTLY ? YEAH. 942 01:02:38,604 --> 01:02:41,505 IT'S GONNA LOOK LIKE THE COVER OF THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER. 943 01:02:41,574 --> 01:02:43,006 [ Together ] PERFECT. 944 01:02:51,217 --> 01:02:54,751 I LOVE CHOPIN. WOULD THAT BE ALL RIGHT ? 945 01:02:54,820 --> 01:02:58,255 OH, THAT'S GOOD. I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE RECOMMEND... 946 01:02:58,324 --> 01:03:01,525 MUSIC WITH A LOUD, HEAVY BEAT, BUT-- 947 01:03:01,594 --> 01:03:04,528 SIT DOWN. AS YOU'LL SEE IN CHAPTER SIX OF MY BOOK, 948 01:03:04,597 --> 01:03:08,765 I ADHERE TO THE THEORY THAT EXERCISE SHOULD BE DONE IN A RELAXED, PLACID ATMOSPHERE... 949 01:03:08,834 --> 01:03:12,703 FOR A MORE TOTAL UNION OF THE PHYSICAL AND METAPHYSICAL. 950 01:03:12,771 --> 01:03:16,940 SPREAD YOUR LEGS. HOLD ME. 951 01:03:19,411 --> 01:03:21,745 I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER TO BREATHE DEEPLY... 952 01:03:21,813 --> 01:03:24,548 AND RELAX. 953 01:03:24,617 --> 01:03:26,883 WE'RE GONNA DO SMALL CIRCLES. 954 01:03:26,952 --> 01:03:30,186 AND I WANT YOU TO MOVE WITH ME. YES. 955 01:03:35,461 --> 01:03:37,594 HOW'S THIS ? 956 01:03:37,663 --> 01:03:42,098 OH, ASHLEY, YOU'RE FANTASTIC. 957 01:03:42,167 --> 01:03:47,704 DO YOU FEEL IT ? OH, YES. 958 01:03:47,773 --> 01:03:50,607 DOES IT HURT ? 959 01:03:50,676 --> 01:03:53,410 A LITTLE, BUT IT FEELS GOOD. 960 01:03:53,479 --> 01:03:57,947 OOH, I'M GLAD. YEAH. 961 01:03:58,016 --> 01:04:00,584 ALL RIGHT. NOW, 962 01:04:00,653 --> 01:04:04,354 WE'RE GONNA DO ANOTHER ONE I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE EVEN BETTER. 963 01:04:04,423 --> 01:04:07,924 LIE DOWN ON YOUR BACK. YEAH. 964 01:04:07,993 --> 01:04:11,161 PUT YOUR HANDS UP BEHIND YOUR HEAD LIKE THIS. 965 01:04:17,569 --> 01:04:21,338 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? GET OFF OF ME ! 966 01:04:21,407 --> 01:04:23,840 COME ON, BABY. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT. 967 01:04:23,909 --> 01:04:27,944 JUST RELAX. RELAX. LET IT HAPPEN. 968 01:04:29,948 --> 01:04:32,616 OOH ! [ Moaning ] 969 01:04:36,755 --> 01:04:39,456 DOES THIS MEAN YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE ? 970 01:05:17,613 --> 01:05:19,713 I'M SURE DADDY WILL BE ALONG ANY MINUTE. 971 01:05:19,781 --> 01:05:22,982 I CERTAINLY HOPE SO. I DESPISE IT WHEN HE'S LATE. 972 01:05:23,051 --> 01:05:25,485 SO, WILLARD-- MOTHER, IT'S WENDELL. 973 01:05:25,554 --> 01:05:29,356 WHATEVER. JUST EXACTLY WHAT IS IT THAT YOUR FATHER DOES ? 974 01:05:29,424 --> 01:05:34,227 HE OWNS ONE OF THE LARGEST PIG FARMS IN CENTRAL IOWA, MRS. FERRET. 975 01:05:34,296 --> 01:05:37,063 HE'S A... PIG FARMER ? 976 01:05:37,132 --> 01:05:39,699 YES, MA'AM. 977 01:05:39,768 --> 01:05:43,703 DID YOU KNOW THIS, NICOLE ? OF COURSE NOT, MOTHER. 978 01:05:51,380 --> 01:05:53,713 HOW DO YOU DO, SIR ? I'M WENDELL TVEDT. 979 01:05:53,782 --> 01:05:57,817 HOW DO YOU DO, WENDELL ? WOULD YOU CARE TO SEE THE WINE LIST ? 980 01:06:03,725 --> 01:06:06,726 I THINK WE'LL JUST WAIT FOR MY HUSBAND. THANK YOU, ALPHONSE. 981 01:06:11,300 --> 01:06:13,232 OH, GOOD. HERE'S DADDY NOW. 982 01:06:23,512 --> 01:06:26,012 RAPIST ! 983 01:06:49,371 --> 01:06:51,871 OH, WENDELL. 984 01:06:51,940 --> 01:06:55,742 I DON'T THINK MY FATHER LIKES YOU VERY MUCH. I'M SORRY. 985 01:06:57,512 --> 01:06:59,446 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 986 01:07:00,882 --> 01:07:02,816 I MOST CERTAINLY AM. 987 01:07:02,884 --> 01:07:06,653 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? I SAW YOU SMILING, NICOLE. 988 01:07:06,722 --> 01:07:11,324 I DIDN'T SMILE. I HAPPEN TO BE VERY UPSET ABOUT THIS. 989 01:07:13,294 --> 01:07:16,229 LET'S FACE IT. YOU BLEW IT. 990 01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:22,369 I DIDN'T BLOW IT, NICOLE. 991 01:07:22,437 --> 01:07:26,172 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG IN THERE. 992 01:07:26,241 --> 01:07:29,242 AND WHAT YOUR FATHER DID TO ME WAS VERY UNFAIR. 993 01:07:31,613 --> 01:07:34,013 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK ? 994 01:07:35,617 --> 01:07:37,851 I THINK YOU LIKED IT. 995 01:07:37,919 --> 01:07:41,688 I THINK YOU LIKE SEEING YOUR FATHER DO THAT TO YOUR BOYFRIENDS. 996 01:07:41,757 --> 01:07:44,190 YOU'RE JUST BEING SILLY. 997 01:07:44,259 --> 01:07:46,192 AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I THINK ? 998 01:07:47,496 --> 01:07:51,631 I THINK THAT MAKES YOU NOT VERY NICE. 999 01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:55,368 THAT'S TOO BAD, 'CAUSE I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE. 1000 01:07:57,272 --> 01:08:00,740 WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU FEEL ABOUT IT-- 1001 01:08:00,809 --> 01:08:03,042 GOOD-BYE, WENDELL. 1002 01:08:12,888 --> 01:08:14,821 GOOD-BYE, NICOLE. 1003 01:08:33,875 --> 01:08:36,108 [ Together ] READY OR NOT, HERE WE COME ! 1004 01:08:36,177 --> 01:08:39,712 WE'RE READY FOR YOU TOO, SUCKERS. GET UP HERE. 1005 01:08:42,951 --> 01:08:46,319 WHOO ! PAY UP, BOYS. WE SCORED ! 1006 01:08:47,556 --> 01:08:50,156 SO DID WE. 1007 01:08:50,224 --> 01:08:52,224 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 1008 01:08:58,900 --> 01:09:01,100 READ 'EM AND WEEP. 1009 01:09:14,315 --> 01:09:17,484 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS PROVE ? 1010 01:09:17,552 --> 01:09:19,652 YOU'VE GOT YOUR CLOTHES ON AND SHE'S NOT IN BED WITH YOU. 1011 01:09:19,721 --> 01:09:21,654 HOW DO WE KNOW ANYTHING HAPPENED ? 1012 01:09:21,723 --> 01:09:24,591 COME ON, CHAS. SHE'S NAKED, I'M REACHING FOR HER. WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED ? 1013 01:09:24,659 --> 01:09:27,193 I SUPPOSE YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING BETTER. 1014 01:09:27,261 --> 01:09:29,796 YES. J.C. ? 1015 01:09:32,767 --> 01:09:35,134 [ Chas's Voice ] VERY GOOD. 1016 01:09:35,203 --> 01:09:39,105 YOU'RE FANTASTIC, ASHLEY. DOES IT HURT ? 1017 01:09:39,173 --> 01:09:41,674 [ Ashley ] A LITTLE, BUT IT FEELS GOOD. 1018 01:09:41,743 --> 01:09:44,711 YEAH. [ Moaning ] 1019 01:09:46,781 --> 01:09:50,617 IN CASE YOU DIDN'T RECOGNIZE IT, GENTLEMEN, THAT'S THE SOUND OF TWO PEOPLE FUCKING. 1020 01:09:53,254 --> 01:09:55,755 SO IT IS. 1021 01:09:55,824 --> 01:09:58,457 BUT WHEN ? WHEN WHAT ? 1022 01:09:58,527 --> 01:10:01,728 - WHEN DID YOU DO IT TO HER ? - NOT MORE THAN SIX HOURS AGO. 1023 01:10:01,796 --> 01:10:03,730 AHA ! WELL ! 1024 01:10:03,798 --> 01:10:08,167 I TOOK THOSE PICTURES ON THAT ROOF LAST NIGHT, MY FRIEND. 1025 01:10:14,910 --> 01:10:18,578 YOU'D TAKE MONEY ON A BULLSHIT TECHNICALITY LIKE THAT ? 1026 01:10:18,647 --> 01:10:20,914 IN A MINUTE. 1027 01:10:22,450 --> 01:10:24,784 ALL RIGHT, HERE, YOU ASSHOLES ! 1028 01:10:29,524 --> 01:10:33,927 ON BEHALF OF THETA PI SIGMAS EVERYWHERE, 1029 01:10:33,995 --> 01:10:36,295 WE HUMBLY THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION. 1030 01:10:40,268 --> 01:10:43,002 EASIEST MONEY I'VE EVER MADE IN MY LIFE. 1031 01:10:43,071 --> 01:10:45,672 [ Ashley ] IT CERTAINLY IS, YOU SON OF A BITCH. 1032 01:10:48,610 --> 01:10:51,243 YOU MADE A BET ON ME ? 1033 01:10:53,848 --> 01:10:57,650 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS ? WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU ANYWAY ? 1034 01:10:59,287 --> 01:11:03,890 I JUST WISH YOU'D TELL ME WHAT I DID TO ANY OF YOU TO DESERVE THIS. 1035 01:11:03,959 --> 01:11:06,993 I MEAN, IS IT FUN LYING TO SOMEONE ? 1036 01:11:07,062 --> 01:11:11,698 TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THEIR VULNERABILITY FOR A STUPID BET ? 1037 01:11:12,867 --> 01:11:15,401 AND NOW YOU'RE LYING TO EACH OTHER. 1038 01:11:19,608 --> 01:11:21,540 TELL THEM. 1039 01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:23,643 NOTHING HAPPENED. 1040 01:11:23,712 --> 01:11:26,079 I WANT YOU TO TELL THEM THAT. 1041 01:11:31,252 --> 01:11:33,219 THEN YOU TELL 'EM. 1042 01:11:39,861 --> 01:11:41,928 WHAT'S THE USE ? 1043 01:11:46,735 --> 01:11:50,903 YOU LIED ABOUT THIS ? GIMME MY MONEY BACK. 1044 01:11:50,972 --> 01:11:54,874 FUCK THE MONEY, MAN. WE GOTTA GO AFTER HER. WHAT FOR ? IT'S OVER. 1045 01:11:54,943 --> 01:11:58,377 DON'T YOU THINK SHE DESERVES AN APOLOGY ? FINE, I'LL SEND HER FLOWERS. 1046 01:11:58,446 --> 01:12:01,047 IN THE MEANTIME, COULD YOU GET ME A BEER ? I AM BEAT. 1047 01:12:11,492 --> 01:12:13,559 [ Joe ] ASHLEY ! 1048 01:12:13,628 --> 01:12:15,695 WAIT, PLEASE ! 1049 01:12:15,764 --> 01:12:17,697 I'M SORRY ! 1050 01:12:19,333 --> 01:12:21,500 YOU REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT, DO YOU ? 1051 01:12:21,569 --> 01:12:24,771 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GETTING SO SELF-RIGHTEOUS ABOUT ? YOU WERE INTO IT AS MUCH AS WE WERE. 1052 01:12:24,839 --> 01:12:28,207 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE BET. I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING ATTITUDES ABOUT EVERYTHING. 1053 01:12:28,276 --> 01:12:30,209 THE WAY YOU TREAT PEOPLE, YOU SMUG-- 1054 01:12:30,278 --> 01:12:33,245 [ Phone Ringing ] 1055 01:12:33,314 --> 01:12:36,348 [ Ringing ] WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD HAVE THOSE BEERS ANYWAY ? 1056 01:12:36,417 --> 01:12:38,651 HELLO. [ Nicole ] WENDELL, IS THAT YOU ? 1057 01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:40,787 NO, THIS IS MOTHER. THIS IS NICOLE. 1058 01:12:40,855 --> 01:12:42,789 HI, NICOLE. IS WENDELL THERE ? 1059 01:12:42,857 --> 01:12:46,926 NO. NO, WHY ? I THOUGHT HE WAS WITH YOU. 1060 01:12:46,995 --> 01:12:50,697 WELL, HE WAS, BUT MY FATHER BEAT HIM UP. HE WHAT ? 1061 01:12:50,765 --> 01:12:54,233 YEAH, HE BEAT HIM UP. HE... BEAT HIM UP ? 1062 01:12:54,302 --> 01:12:56,736 I FEEL TERRIBLE. IT WAS ALL MY FAULT. 1063 01:12:56,805 --> 01:12:59,072 LOOK, IS HE ALL RIGHT ? 1064 01:12:59,140 --> 01:13:02,274 I DON'T KNOW. I WAS HOPING THAT-- [ Phone Disconnects ] 1065 01:13:02,343 --> 01:13:04,376 HELLO ? 1066 01:13:09,117 --> 01:13:12,785 LOOK, YOU GUYS WAIT HERE. WATCH FOR ASHLEY. 1067 01:13:12,854 --> 01:13:15,487 SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO WENDELL. 1068 01:13:20,394 --> 01:13:22,428 SHE WOULDN'T STOP. WHAT'S GOING ON ? 1069 01:13:22,496 --> 01:13:24,430 WENDELL. NICOLE'S FATHER BEAT HIM UP. 1070 01:13:24,498 --> 01:13:26,432 HE DID WHAT ? SHE CALLED. WE GOT CUT OFF. 1071 01:13:26,500 --> 01:13:28,434 WHERE IS HE ? IS HE OKAY ? I DON'T KNOW. 1072 01:13:30,404 --> 01:13:33,106 HE'S GOT THE JEEP. 1073 01:13:33,174 --> 01:13:36,209 I ALWAYS PREFERRED A MERCEDES ANYWAY. KEYS ? 1074 01:13:36,277 --> 01:13:38,377 NO KEYS. YOU EVER HOT-WIRE BEFORE ? 1075 01:13:38,446 --> 01:13:40,379 OF COURSE. YEAH. REALLY ? 1076 01:13:40,448 --> 01:13:42,381 YEAH, OF COURSE. ARE YOU SURE ? 1077 01:13:42,450 --> 01:13:44,951 YEAH, YEAH. WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL ME PARNELLI JONES ? 1078 01:13:45,019 --> 01:13:48,988 IT'S NO TIME FOR JOKES. [ Engine Revving ] 1079 01:13:55,263 --> 01:13:58,164 YOU SURE IT WASN'T BING CROSBY DRIVE ? BOB HOPE, JOE. 1080 01:13:58,233 --> 01:14:01,234 JUST LOOK FOR A MAILBOX SHAPED LIKE A LITTLE CASTLE. 1081 01:14:01,302 --> 01:14:03,535 HOW COULD ANYBODY BEAT UP WENDELL ? I HOPE HE'S OKAY. 1082 01:14:03,604 --> 01:14:05,555 HE BETTER BE. THERE IT IS. 1083 01:14:34,385 --> 01:14:36,319 HI. 1084 01:14:37,488 --> 01:14:40,022 DID YOU FIND HIM ? NO, WE DIDN'T. 1085 01:14:40,091 --> 01:14:42,024 WHAT DID HE SAY ? 1086 01:14:42,093 --> 01:14:45,194 WHAT'S GOING ON ? HE WAS VERY UPSET. 1087 01:14:45,263 --> 01:14:48,531 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE HE MIGHT HAVE GONE ? I DON'T KNOW. 1088 01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:50,533 [ Ferret ] SWEETHEART ? 1089 01:14:52,169 --> 01:14:56,572 I'LL HANDLE THIS. YOU GO BACK TO OUR GUESTS. BUT, DADDY-- 1090 01:14:56,641 --> 01:15:00,710 EXCUSE ME, BUT WE WERE TALKING TO NICOLE. NOW YOU'RE TALKING TO ME. 1091 01:15:00,778 --> 01:15:05,314 - WE'RE ENTERTAINING. WHY DON'T YOU PUNKS GET THE HELL OUT ? - WE'RE LOOKING FOR WENDELL. 1092 01:15:05,383 --> 01:15:08,251 OH, YOU'RE FRIENDS OF THAT LITTLE BAG OF SLIME, HUH ? 1093 01:15:08,319 --> 01:15:10,486 WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM ? A LITTLE BAG OF SLIME ! WHY ? 1094 01:15:10,555 --> 01:15:13,155 - WHAT'D YOU DO TO HIM ? - THE SAME THING I'M GONNA DO TO YOU TWO, 1095 01:15:13,224 --> 01:15:15,524 UNLESS YOU HAUL YOUR BUTTS OUT OF HERE. 1096 01:15:15,593 --> 01:15:18,144 SIR, WE'D LIKE TO FINISH OUR CONVERSATION WITH NICOLE. 1097 01:15:18,213 --> 01:15:21,147 IT'LL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE. YEAH, SURE YOU WOULD. 1098 01:15:21,216 --> 01:15:24,450 YOU AND EVERY OTHER HORNY LITTLE BASTARD IN THIS TOWN ! 1099 01:15:24,518 --> 01:15:27,386 KEEP AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER AND MY HOUSE ! 1100 01:15:27,455 --> 01:15:30,622 DON'T SHOW YOUR FACES AROUND HERE AGAIN ! YOU MAKE ME SICK ! 1101 01:15:30,691 --> 01:15:33,625 LISTEN, SIR. PLEASE. IF WE COULD JUST-- 1102 01:15:37,598 --> 01:15:41,167 FORGIVE THE INTRUSION. JUST A COUPLE OF FOREIGN COLLEGE KIDS. 1103 01:15:41,236 --> 01:15:43,202 DADDY, I WANTED TO TALK TO THEM. 1104 01:15:43,271 --> 01:15:46,339 ISN'T SHE ADORABLE ? MY SWEET LITTLE HONEY CHILD. 1105 01:15:46,407 --> 01:15:49,842 I TRY TO TREAT THESE KIDS DECENTLY WHEN THEY COME INTO TOWN. 1106 01:15:49,911 --> 01:15:52,745 I'M FAIR, I'M LENIENT. WHAT THANKS DO I GET ? 1107 01:15:52,813 --> 01:15:54,747 INTRUSIONS, DISRESPECT. 1108 01:15:54,815 --> 01:15:58,450 ATTEMPTS TO LURE MY DAUGHTER INTO ALL KINDS OF MISCHIEF. 1109 01:15:58,519 --> 01:16:02,521 [ Laughing ] COME ON, JOSE ! CRANK HER UP ! 1110 01:16:35,290 --> 01:16:37,523 [ Horn Honking ] 1111 01:16:53,041 --> 01:16:55,808 - [ Speaking Spanish ] - OH, MY GOD ! 1112 01:17:03,617 --> 01:17:06,585 WE DID SAY PLEASE, MOTHERFUCKER. 1113 01:17:15,063 --> 01:17:17,596 [ Inmate ] HEY ! HIGH FIVE ! 1114 01:17:17,665 --> 01:17:21,500 LOOK, I AM NOT A CRIMINAL. I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT. 1115 01:17:21,569 --> 01:17:23,836 [ Officer ] THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY. 1116 01:17:23,904 --> 01:17:27,173 THIS MUST BE US. WOW. LOVELY. 1117 01:17:33,348 --> 01:17:35,914 BUNK BEDS ? 1118 01:17:35,984 --> 01:17:38,517 FLIP YOU FOR THE TOP BUNK. 1119 01:17:38,586 --> 01:17:40,519 THAT'S CUTE. CUTE. 1120 01:17:52,300 --> 01:17:55,301 [ Male Singer ] � WHERE YOU GONNA RUN TO � 1121 01:17:57,738 --> 01:18:00,873 � WHEN THERE'S NO PLACE TO HIDE � 1122 01:18:02,643 --> 01:18:07,946 � HOW YOU GONNA SMILE WHEN YOU'RE HURT � 1123 01:18:08,016 --> 01:18:12,385 � SO DEEP DOWN INSIDE � 1124 01:18:23,431 --> 01:18:28,934 � HOW YOU GONNA KEEP YOUR HANDS FROM SHAKIN' � 1125 01:18:33,874 --> 01:18:37,343 � WHEN YOUR HEART AND SOUL � 1126 01:18:37,412 --> 01:18:41,380 � ARE BREAKIN' � 1127 01:18:43,884 --> 01:18:48,987 � YOU'RE FOOLIN' NO ONE BUT YOURSELF � 1128 01:18:54,295 --> 01:18:59,565 � YOU'RE FOOLIN' NO ONE BUT YOURSELF �� 1129 01:19:05,173 --> 01:19:07,106 THANKS A LOT FOR STOPPING. 1130 01:19:07,175 --> 01:19:09,108 MY CAR BROKE DOWN. 1131 01:19:09,177 --> 01:19:12,078 OH, HI ! 1132 01:19:12,146 --> 01:19:15,147 ARE YOU OKAY ? WHAT'S WRONG ? 1133 01:19:19,053 --> 01:19:21,887 [ Chas ] SIR, THAT VEHICLE YOU'RE HOLDING AS EVIDENCE... 1134 01:19:21,956 --> 01:19:24,457 HAPPENS TO BE MY $40,000 MERCEDES. 1135 01:19:24,525 --> 01:19:27,059 THAT JUST ABOUT MAKES YOU AN ACCESSORY, DOESN'T IT ? 1136 01:19:27,128 --> 01:19:30,963 WHAT'S YOUR NAME ? CHARLES LAWLOR III. 1137 01:19:31,031 --> 01:19:33,632 WE HAD NO IDEA THEY TOOK THE CAR, AND I'D LIKE IT BACK. 1138 01:19:33,701 --> 01:19:38,237 THEY PERPETRATED THEIR FLAGRANT DESTRUCTION OF PRIVATE PROPERTY IN A STOLEN VEHICLE. 1139 01:19:38,306 --> 01:19:40,239 THAT'S GONNA ADD TIME TO THEIR SENTENCE. 1140 01:19:40,308 --> 01:19:43,041 THEY DIDN'T ACTUALLY STEAL IT, THEY WERE SORT OF BORROWING IT. 1141 01:19:43,111 --> 01:19:45,411 THIS IS GETTING ENTIRELY OUT OF HAND. HOW MUCH ? 1142 01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:49,982 I BEG YOUR PARDON ? HOW MUCH TO TAKE CARE OF MY FRIENDS AND MY CAR ? 1143 01:19:50,050 --> 01:19:53,152 ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO BRIBE AN OFFICER OF THE LAW ? NO, I'M JUST TRYING-- 1144 01:19:53,221 --> 01:19:55,154 RICH BOY, YOU'VE GOT TWO CHOICES. 1145 01:19:55,223 --> 01:19:57,389 PUT THE MONEY BACK IN YOUR POCKET AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 1146 01:19:57,458 --> 01:20:01,293 OR I'M GONNA MAKE IT A FOURSOME IN THAT CELL. NOW WHAT'S IT GONNA BE ? 1147 01:20:01,362 --> 01:20:04,029 [ Sighs ] J.C. 1148 01:20:08,836 --> 01:20:11,270 OKAY, YOU LAST BLASTERS, 1149 01:20:11,339 --> 01:20:13,405 MADMAN MAC WITH AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE... 1150 01:20:13,474 --> 01:20:16,308 FROM THE MIGHTY MANAGEMENT AT THE RAMADA RESORT. 1151 01:20:16,377 --> 01:20:19,545 NO DRINKING, NO DRUGS, NO RUNNING, NO PUSHING, 1152 01:20:19,614 --> 01:20:23,682 NO SHOVING, NO SPLASHING, NO DIVING, NO JUMPING, NO SCREAMING, 1153 01:20:23,751 --> 01:20:26,918 NO YELLING, NO DANCING, NO SINGING, 1154 01:20:26,987 --> 01:20:28,720 NO ROCKING, NO ROLLING, NO KISSING, NO HUGGING. 1155 01:20:28,789 --> 01:20:30,789 IN OTHER WORDS, 1156 01:20:30,858 --> 01:20:34,960 GET IT UP, BUT KEEP IT DOWN. 1157 01:20:42,503 --> 01:20:46,104 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE ? 1158 01:20:46,174 --> 01:20:48,207 THANK YOU ! 1159 01:20:48,276 --> 01:20:50,376 I'M CHAS LAWLOR, IOWA STATE. 1160 01:20:50,444 --> 01:20:53,212 I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE. WHILE I DO, 1161 01:20:53,281 --> 01:20:55,214 THE DRINKS ARE ON ME ! 1162 01:20:55,283 --> 01:20:58,551 [ Cheering ] 1163 01:21:03,224 --> 01:21:07,293 CHIEF OF POLICE BUTTFACE, WITH HIS USUAL GESTAPO TACTICS, 1164 01:21:07,361 --> 01:21:11,430 HAS INCARCERATED TWO OF OUR FELLOW STUDENTS FOR A MINOR INFRACTION. 1165 01:21:11,499 --> 01:21:15,167 SO THERE'S ONE THING I WOULD LIKE YOU TO DO. 1166 01:21:15,236 --> 01:21:17,903 �� [ Musical Humming ] 1167 01:21:17,971 --> 01:21:23,008 � I GOT THE PALM SPRINGS JAILHOUSE BLUES � 1168 01:21:24,412 --> 01:21:28,280 [ Mother ] �� [ Musical Humming ] 1169 01:21:29,584 --> 01:21:33,852 HEY, MOTHER, IT'S THE CHIEF. HI, CHIEF. 1170 01:21:33,921 --> 01:21:36,622 ARE YOU TWO LITTLE FAGGOTS COMFORTABLE ? 1171 01:21:36,691 --> 01:21:40,092 OH, PRETTY COMFORTABLE. WE COULD USE A POOL TABLE, HOWEVER. 1172 01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:42,094 OTHER THAN THAT, IT'S KIND OF NICE. 1173 01:21:42,162 --> 01:21:44,096 [ Car Horns Honking ] 1174 01:21:45,833 --> 01:21:50,102 [ Honking Continues, Students Chanting ] 1175 01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:54,806 [ Chanting Continues ] 1176 01:21:57,177 --> 01:22:00,879 [ Madman Mac ] I'VE GOT A BULLETIN FOR YOU LAST BLASTERS STILL NOT WITH IT. 1177 01:22:00,948 --> 01:22:03,915 THE LAST BLAST HAS BEEN MOVED, BABY, 1178 01:22:03,984 --> 01:22:06,452 FROM THE RAMADA RESORT TO THE PALM SPRINGS CITY HALL. 1179 01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:10,356 THAT'S OKAY. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU DO IT, BUT HOW YOU DO IT. 1180 01:22:10,424 --> 01:22:13,659 SO LET'S DO IT, DO IT ! SPRING THE PALM SPRINGS TWO ! 1181 01:22:13,728 --> 01:22:18,013 �� [ Rock And Roll ] 1182 01:22:19,283 --> 01:22:22,017 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE ? 1183 01:22:22,086 --> 01:22:24,420 HOLY SHIT. 1184 01:22:25,690 --> 01:22:28,757 NELSON, THE BULLHORN. 1185 01:22:31,562 --> 01:22:35,598 [ Phone Ringing ] DADDY ? 1186 01:22:38,802 --> 01:22:41,437 DAMN. EVERY TIME THE KIDS COME DOWN HERE, I'VE GOTTA WORK OVERTIME. 1187 01:22:41,505 --> 01:22:44,806 ALL RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS, NOW HEAR THIS ! 1188 01:22:44,875 --> 01:22:46,975 HEAR THIS. 1189 01:22:47,044 --> 01:22:49,712 I WANT YOU ALL TO DISPERSE. RIGHT NOW. THAT'S IT. 1190 01:22:49,780 --> 01:22:52,715 PACK IT UP. LET'S GO HOME. GOOD NIGHT. 1191 01:22:52,783 --> 01:22:55,417 [ Ferret ] NOW, THAT'S ENOUGH ! 1192 01:22:55,486 --> 01:22:59,288 I ORDER YOU TO DISPERSE ! 1193 01:22:59,357 --> 01:23:01,724 [ Crowd Booing ] 1194 01:23:01,792 --> 01:23:06,128 [ Ferret ] THAT'S IT ! I WARNED YOU TURKEYS ! 1195 01:23:06,196 --> 01:23:09,030 [ Continues Indistinct ] 1196 01:23:11,702 --> 01:23:14,703 NELSON, CALL IN THE NATIONAL GUARD. DADDY-- 1197 01:23:14,772 --> 01:23:17,306 NOT NOW, SWEETHEART. DADDY'S BUSY. 1198 01:23:18,876 --> 01:23:21,277 WHAT THE HELL DOES IT TAKE ? LET THEM GO. 1199 01:23:21,345 --> 01:23:24,079 WHAT ? I SAID, LET THEM GO. PLEASE ? 1200 01:23:24,148 --> 01:23:27,683 ABSOLUTELY NOT. IT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION. 1201 01:23:27,752 --> 01:23:31,720 IF YOU DON'T LET THEM GO, I WILL NEVER EVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN. 1202 01:23:31,789 --> 01:23:35,090 OH, SWEETHEART. AND I'LL MARRY A DEMOCRAT. 1203 01:23:35,159 --> 01:23:36,925 AAH. 1204 01:23:39,597 --> 01:23:42,298 [ Cheering ] 1205 01:23:59,883 --> 01:24:03,419 THANKS FOR COMING, CHAS. WHEN IT'S US AGAINST YOU GUYS, I ROOT FOR US. 1206 01:24:03,487 --> 01:24:06,021 WHEN IT'S US AGAINST THEM, I ROOT FOR ALL OF US. 1207 01:24:06,089 --> 01:24:08,390 ALL RIGHT ! [ Cheering ] 1208 01:24:10,795 --> 01:24:16,264 AS YOU KNOW, OURS WAS A SHORT BUT GRUELING IMPRISONMENT. 1209 01:24:16,334 --> 01:24:18,334 AN IMPRISONMENT RIFE WITH THE ANGUISH OF KNOWING... 1210 01:24:18,402 --> 01:24:22,371 THAT WHILE WE WERE IN THERE STARING AT COLD STEEL BARS... 1211 01:24:22,440 --> 01:24:26,074 YOU GUYS WERE OUT HERE PARTYING YOUR ASSES OFF ! 1212 01:24:30,614 --> 01:24:34,916 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IF WE HAD IT TO DO OVER, 1213 01:24:34,985 --> 01:24:37,353 WE'D DO IT AGAIN ! 1214 01:24:39,690 --> 01:24:42,090 OH, AND LOOK, ASHLEY. 1215 01:24:42,159 --> 01:24:45,293 SEE THOSE THREE STARS RIGHT THERE ? UH-HUH. 1216 01:24:45,363 --> 01:24:48,731 THOSE FORM ORION'S BELT. 1217 01:24:48,799 --> 01:24:52,601 WAS NICOLE REALLY YOUR FIRST GIRLFRIEND ? 1218 01:24:52,670 --> 01:24:56,805 WELL, IF YOU CALL SEEING THE SAME PERSON... 1219 01:24:56,874 --> 01:24:59,742 TWO DAYS IN A ROW YOUR GIRLFRIEND, I GUESS. 1220 01:25:01,746 --> 01:25:04,880 WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING KIND OF FUNNY ? WHAT ? 1221 01:25:04,948 --> 01:25:08,650 I THINK JOE AND MOTHER THINK NICOLE AND I REALLY DID IT. 1222 01:25:10,721 --> 01:25:12,654 BUT WE DIDN'T. 1223 01:25:13,991 --> 01:25:17,359 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I'VE NEVER DONE IT WITH ANYONE. 1224 01:25:17,428 --> 01:25:20,796 I'M STILL A VIRGIN. 1225 01:25:20,865 --> 01:25:25,333 BUT THAT'S OKAY. THERE'S NOT MANY OF US LEFT IN THE WORLD. 1226 01:25:25,403 --> 01:25:27,335 ARE YOU ONE TOO ? 1227 01:25:28,506 --> 01:25:31,407 WOULD YOU BE DISAPPOINTED IF I WEREN'T ? 1228 01:25:31,475 --> 01:25:33,542 OH, NO, ASHLEY. NOT AT ALL. 1229 01:25:33,611 --> 01:25:36,779 IT'S-- I MEAN, I'M NOT ONE BECAUSE I WANNA BE. 1230 01:25:36,847 --> 01:25:40,949 IT'S JUST KIND OF WORKED OUT THAT WAY SO FAR. 1231 01:25:44,855 --> 01:25:47,389 BUT YOU LET JOE AND MOTHER GO ON BELIEVING... 1232 01:25:47,458 --> 01:25:50,893 THAT YOU AND NICOLE HAD. 1233 01:25:50,961 --> 01:25:55,196 YEAH. WHY, WENDELL ? 1234 01:25:55,265 --> 01:25:59,267 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S PROBABLY THE WRONG THING TO DO, 1235 01:25:59,336 --> 01:26:03,455 BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I'VE KNOWN THEM, THEY ACTUALLY SEEM TO LIKE ME. 1236 01:26:03,524 --> 01:26:06,024 I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT FOR SOME REASON... 1237 01:26:06,092 --> 01:26:10,128 IT SEEMS TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE TO THEM. 1238 01:26:10,197 --> 01:26:12,964 IS IT THAT IMPORTANT THAT THEY LIKE YOU ? 1239 01:26:16,370 --> 01:26:19,137 YEAH, I GUESS IT IS. 1240 01:26:19,206 --> 01:26:21,906 IT JUST HURTS TO FEEL LEFT OUT. 1241 01:26:25,346 --> 01:26:27,979 YOU BET IT DOES. 1242 01:26:48,369 --> 01:26:50,669 [ Cheering ] 1243 01:26:58,211 --> 01:27:00,144 WHOO ! 1244 01:27:00,213 --> 01:27:04,015 [ Crowd ] SPEECH ! SPEECH ! SHAKE IT, MOTHER ! 1245 01:27:04,084 --> 01:27:07,252 WHEN CHAS LAWLOR SACRIFICED HIS BELOVED MERCEDES, 1246 01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:11,956 I HEARD HIM SAY, "FUCK IT. IT'S INSURED." 1247 01:27:12,025 --> 01:27:14,058 THAT'S KIND OF HOW I FEEL ABOUT LIFE. 1248 01:27:14,127 --> 01:27:17,896 LET'S GO ! LET'S BREAK OUT THE CHAMPAGNE ! ALL RIGHT ! 1249 01:27:17,964 --> 01:27:20,399 YOU GUYS GOT SOME FURNITURE. 1250 01:27:20,467 --> 01:27:22,467 YEAH ! ALL RIGHT ! 1251 01:27:22,536 --> 01:27:26,004 OH, WOW ! LOOK AT THIS ! COOL BALL ! 1252 01:27:26,072 --> 01:27:28,006 ALL RIGHT ! 1253 01:27:28,074 --> 01:27:32,010 HEY, HEY. CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN IN HERE A LITTLE ? 1254 01:27:32,078 --> 01:27:34,446 YOU WOKE ME UP. 1255 01:27:34,515 --> 01:27:37,181 WENDELL, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN ? WE'VE BEEN WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 1256 01:27:37,250 --> 01:27:40,318 I'M SORRY, JOE. I DIDN'T MEAN TO WORRY YOU. 1257 01:27:40,387 --> 01:27:42,320 I'M OKAY. 1258 01:27:52,265 --> 01:27:54,365 YOU SURE ARE. 1259 01:27:54,435 --> 01:27:58,336 ALL RIGHT. I'M MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT DEFEAT. 1260 01:27:58,405 --> 01:28:01,506 I GUESS THE THETA PI'S WON. HERE. 1261 01:28:01,575 --> 01:28:05,677 OH, I DON'T WANT THAT, CHAS. THANKS ANYWAY. 1262 01:28:06,947 --> 01:28:08,880 YEAH. 1263 01:28:11,017 --> 01:28:13,084 UH, UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, 1264 01:28:13,153 --> 01:28:16,988 I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO BELIEVE A WORD OF THIS, BUT... 1265 01:28:17,057 --> 01:28:19,257 I REALLY AM SORRY, ASHLEY. 1266 01:28:19,326 --> 01:28:22,093 YOU'RE A VERY NICE PERSON AND YOU DON'T DESERVE-- 1267 01:28:22,162 --> 01:28:25,430 JOE ? YEAH ? 1268 01:28:29,870 --> 01:28:33,905 ANY FRIEND OF WENDELL'S IS A FRIEND OF MINE. 1269 01:28:35,809 --> 01:28:38,577 ALL RIGHT. HAVE A BEER. 1270 01:28:40,781 --> 01:28:44,950 WE GO WAY BACK, WENDELL AND I. WE'VE BEEN CLOSE 30, 40 SECONDS. 1271 01:28:45,018 --> 01:28:47,786 [ Doorbell Rings ] HEY, THAT'S MOTHER. WENDELL, HOLD THE DOOR. 1272 01:28:47,855 --> 01:28:50,555 OH, MOTHER ! ALL RIGHT ! HUDDLE ! 1273 01:28:51,525 --> 01:28:54,459 OKAY ! WE GOT IT ! 1274 01:28:54,528 --> 01:28:58,096 HOLD IT. ONE, TWO, THREE ! 1275 01:29:00,968 --> 01:29:03,735 MOTHER ! [ Together ] SURPRISE ! 1276 01:29:05,305 --> 01:29:07,539 [ Screams ] 1277 01:29:07,608 --> 01:29:10,441 WENDELL, I'M PROUD OF YOU, SON. 1278 01:29:10,511 --> 01:29:13,378 I'M REAL PROUD. OH, NO ! IT'S HIS-- 1279 01:29:13,446 --> 01:29:16,014 WHEN DID YOU TWO GET IN ? WE JUST GOT HERE. 1280 01:29:16,082 --> 01:29:19,417 WE WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU. SORRY. 1281 01:29:19,486 --> 01:29:22,020 TA-DA ! MOTHER ! WHOO-HOO ! 1282 01:29:24,491 --> 01:29:27,125 [ Screams ] LOOK OUT ! 1283 01:29:27,193 --> 01:29:30,128 ALL RIGHT ! 1284 01:29:30,196 --> 01:29:33,331 THIS IS MADMAN MAC GETTING OVER THIS WEEKEND'S INSANITY. 1285 01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:38,202 I HOPE PALM SPRINGS SHOWED YOU HALF AS GOOD A TIME AS YOU SHOWED US. 1286 01:29:38,271 --> 01:29:42,007 THIS IS MADMAN MAC SAYING SO LONG, EVERYBODY ! 1287 01:29:42,075 --> 01:29:44,009 GUYS. SON. AND YOU, PRECIOUS. 1288 01:29:44,077 --> 01:29:46,310 BYE, DAD. 1289 01:29:46,379 --> 01:29:50,214 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE PIGS. I'LL TAKE CARE OF 'EM. OKAY, BYE. 1290 01:29:57,223 --> 01:29:59,390 I'LL CALL YOU. 1291 01:29:59,459 --> 01:30:01,860 I'LL CALL YOU TOO, ASHLEY. 1292 01:30:13,607 --> 01:30:16,041 YOU ARE A STUD. I AM NOT. 1293 01:30:16,109 --> 01:30:19,678 I WANT LESSONS FROM THIS MAN ! 1294 01:30:19,746 --> 01:30:23,514 SO, I GUESS WE'LL SEE YOU ASSHOLES BACK ON CAMPUS. 1295 01:30:23,584 --> 01:30:26,551 NOT IF WE SEE YOU FIRST. 1296 01:30:26,620 --> 01:30:29,320 GO, WENDELL. SEE YOU GUYS. 1297 01:30:29,389 --> 01:30:31,723 BYE, J.C. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 1298 01:30:31,792 --> 01:30:33,725 BYE, CHAS. 1299 01:30:41,635 --> 01:30:44,586 [ Male Singer ] � HEY, BOY THE ODDS ARE IN YOUR FAVOR � 1300 01:30:44,655 --> 01:30:47,438 � FIRST YOU'VE GOT TO GET IN THE GAME � 1301 01:30:47,507 --> 01:30:50,642 � SO GET GOIN' PUT IT ON THE LINE NOW � 1302 01:30:50,710 --> 01:30:53,444 � THE FIRST MOVE IS THE HARDEST TO MAKE � 1303 01:30:53,513 --> 01:30:56,281 � TAKE THE CHANCE SHOW YOUR FEELINGS � 1304 01:30:56,349 --> 01:30:59,384 � TAKE THE CHANCE LET HER IN � 1305 01:30:59,452 --> 01:31:02,988 � TAKE THE CHANCE OUT OF NOWHERE � 1306 01:31:03,056 --> 01:31:05,824 � YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DREAMING � 1307 01:31:05,893 --> 01:31:08,894 � NOW YOUR DREAM IS COMING TRUE � 1308 01:31:08,962 --> 01:31:11,429 � YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE A LONG SHOT � 1309 01:31:11,498 --> 01:31:15,600 � BEGINNER'S LUCK IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU � 1310 01:31:21,207 --> 01:31:24,042 � THERE YOU ARE SITTIN' AT THE STOP LIGHT � 1311 01:31:24,111 --> 01:31:26,945 � WAITING FOR THE LIGHT TO CHANGE � 1312 01:31:27,014 --> 01:31:30,081 � SHE PULLS UP SHE'S ROLLIN' DOWN HER WINDOW � 1313 01:31:30,150 --> 01:31:32,917 � HEY, BOY BETTER ASK HER HER NAME � 1314 01:31:32,986 --> 01:31:35,854 � TAKE THE CHANCE SHOW YOUR FEELINGS � 1315 01:31:35,922 --> 01:31:38,923 � TAKE THE CHANCE LET HER IN � 1316 01:31:38,992 --> 01:31:42,560 � TAKE THE CHANCE OUT OF NOWHERE � 1317 01:31:42,629 --> 01:31:45,263 � YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DREAMING � 1318 01:31:45,331 --> 01:31:48,399 � NOW YOUR DREAM IS COMING TRUE � 1319 01:31:48,468 --> 01:31:50,969 � YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE A LONG SHOT � 1320 01:31:51,038 --> 01:31:53,104 � BEGINNER'S LUCK � 1321 01:31:53,173 --> 01:31:57,375 � IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKIN' � 1322 01:31:57,443 --> 01:32:00,444 � SNEAKIN' UP FROM BEHIND � 1323 01:32:00,513 --> 01:32:02,847 � TAKIN' HOLD OF YOUR HEART, BOY � 1324 01:32:02,916 --> 01:32:07,886 � THAT SWEET SURPRISE � 1325 01:32:46,292 --> 01:32:49,160 � HEY, BOY THE ODDS ARE IN YOUR FAVOR � 1326 01:32:49,229 --> 01:32:52,063 � FIRST YOU'VE GOT TO GET IN THE GAME � 1327 01:32:52,132 --> 01:32:55,233 � SO GET GOIN' PUT IT ON THE LINE NOW � 1328 01:32:55,301 --> 01:32:58,069 � THE FIRST MOVE IS THE HARDEST TO MAKE � 1329 01:32:58,138 --> 01:33:00,939 � TAKE THE CHANCE SHOW YOUR FEELINGS � 1330 01:33:01,007 --> 01:33:04,008 � TAKE THE CHANCE LET HER IN � 1331 01:33:04,077 --> 01:33:07,678 � TAKE THE CHANCE OUT OF NOWHERE � 1332 01:33:07,748 --> 01:33:10,514 � YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DREAMING � 1333 01:33:10,583 --> 01:33:13,517 � NOW YOUR DREAM IS COMING TRUE � 1334 01:33:13,586 --> 01:33:16,020 � YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE A LONG SHOT � 1335 01:33:16,089 --> 01:33:21,793 � BEGINNER'S LUCK IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU � 1336 01:33:24,297 --> 01:33:27,431 � IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU � 1337 01:33:30,237 --> 01:33:33,571 � IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU � 1338 01:33:35,876 --> 01:33:38,509 � IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU �� 1339 01:34:04,304 --> 01:34:04,352 - [ Announcer ] MEET JOE. - TAKE OFF HIS TRUNKS. 1340 01:34:04,353 --> 01:34:04,401 AND MOTHER. THIS COULD BE INTERPRETED AS PERVERTED BEHAVIOR. 1341 01:34:04,404 --> 01:34:04,407 AND INTRODUCING... HOW DO YOU DO, SIR ? I'M WENDELL TVEDT. 1342 01:34:04,408 --> 01:34:04,411 - MY NAME'S WENDELL TVEDT. - HI. I'M WENDELL TVEDT. NICE TO MEET YOU. 1343 01:34:04,412 --> 01:34:04,415 THEY'RE THREE FUN-LOVING FRATERNITY BROTHERS ON VACATION. 1344 01:34:04,416 --> 01:34:04,419 [ Together ] WELCOME TO PALM SPRINGS, YOU ASSHOLES ! 1345 01:34:04,420 --> 01:34:04,423 FRATERNITY VACATION ! 1346 01:34:04,424 --> 01:34:04,427 I TRY TO TREAT THESE KIDS DECENTLY WHEN THEY COME INTO TOWN. 1347 01:34:04,428 --> 01:34:04,431 - PACK IT UP. LET'S GO HOME. - I'M FAIR, I'M LENIENT. 1348 01:34:04,432 --> 01:34:04,435 I ORDER YOU TO DISPERSE ! 110439

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