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It must make 348 pieces per minute.
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It won't work. Only 340 pieces.
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8 less pieces. Why?
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348,...
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Look how nice. It has human moves.
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To hell! There's no tweak.
It must make 348 pieces.
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348, 3-4-8,...
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It's German.
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3-4-8,...
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...3-4-8...
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...3-4-8...
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...3-4-8.
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Mr Mario, there's the man
with the balloons in there.
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Original ideas are needed
for Christmas this year.
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Forget the balloons.
- May I blow up it?
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Feel free to do. It's
pointless, though.
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Yes, Giovanna,...see
you at my home as usual.
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Bye.
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Well, look, for example,
this one has a whistle in.
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That's the nicest one, look.
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I'd like to blow up it, if you...
- Please do.
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Wow!
- Look how long it is.
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Excuse me, sir.
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No, I don't like it, sir.
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I don't think that it's
suitable for kids.
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What a pity. It has
a striking whistle in.
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Ok, miss, we're gonna talk
about it next monday.
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As you wish.
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Do I wait for you to close
the office? - Yes.
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Sir, may I go out for lunch?
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Sir, please may I blow up another one?
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Look how wonderful is this white one!
- Sure.
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May I?
- Yes, please do.
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You need a good pair of lungs
like a trumpeter for these balloons.
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Kids have got a peachy
thoracic capacity though.
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Furio...look what your master
is giving you...play!
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Come on.
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Can you see, sir? Even the dog
has no fun, forget it...
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I bought some German machines
to bring my factory up to date.
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Ad has to be suitable and smart.
- That's an effective traditional...
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...kind of ad, look how nice is
the motto: "LONG LIVE MOM".
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Yes, it's nice. Don't you
have some Japanese gadgets?
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No, look how a balloons works,
I certify it as always effective.
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Can I have just another moment
of your time? - Yes, I'm here.
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Look....Have you seen? At this
point a kid is upset.
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He cries. So you'll sell
another pack of sweets.
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Brilliant idea. - Can you see
how this ad is effective thus?
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Listen, sir, I like you, to do
you a favour I'll buy some...
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...of them but for cheap, agreed?
- Ok, thanks, so let's place...
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...an order right away.
Thanks again.
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Look, sir, this is the last year.
- You know, holidays are coming,...
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...so please decide as soon
as possible. - Yes, ok.
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Give me, thanks.
- It's really a nice dog.
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Come on, get in. - Dogs are
the best friends of men.
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They are also grateful.
- Excuse me.
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By all means.
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You may decide at home at
your convenience.
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Ok. - I'm choosing the most
interesting sorts for you.
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Look, sir, here's a small
selection for you.
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Think of what suspence there's
on blowing up a balloon...
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Yes.
- Forget the Japanese gadgets.
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Goodbye sir and thanks.
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You'll see what suspence.
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Do not pull! I�ll smash your face in!
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Augusto!
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Good morning, engineer.
Those carpets have arrived.
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Fine.
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It's nice, isn't it?
Why don't you buy?
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Look at what they could
make of this base stone.
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Look at the chin and
the crease of the neck.
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I don't know where I could place it.
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Your business of carpets was so
good and now you come to Milan...
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...to put up unearthed things for sale?
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You'll shut in a month. Be
back to the carpets, Naples!
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Let's see the stuff.
- Look, you're wrong, engineer.
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Are you upset about the strike?
- No, I produce sweets,...
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...that strike concerns
the metal workers.
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Watch out for the dog. - Rosamaria,
the carpets for the engineer.
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Rosamaria!
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Good evening, engineer.
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Hi.
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Where are my carpets?
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Here. These are the carpets put
aside for you. - These ones?
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No...so we never understand each other!
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No, they are too colourful,
moreover they are brand new.
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Phew! That one?
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This one?
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Not so bad...
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Is it true that you're a teacher?
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Yes but I didn't partecipate
in the competition.
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Oh, poor thing! It doesn't matter
though, you're beautiful, soft...
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I ought to eat less.
- No, you're wrong.
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Will you give me a little kiss?
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No.
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I don't like the carpets.
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Bye.
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Goodbye, engineer.
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Are they nice, engineer?
- How horrible!
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What? Don't you like them?
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I had asked you for some ancient
Chinese carpets with a simple...
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...design and burnt colours
like beige, brown, dark brown...
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...like Furio's fur, look.
- Ok, I'll try to find them.
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What about the sculpted head,
engineer? - No.
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Look that these unearthed things
will go away in a month...
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Sure, that'll be the day! If
you've a gardener as a friend,...
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...find some medlar trees for me.
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Medlar trees are going to disappear.
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Medlar trees...that's not my
field but I'll be searching.
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Sorry, I've been driving around for
a while but there's no parking.
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Look that your car can't be
parked here. - Just two minutes...
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...and I'm going away, moreover
I'm here.
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But the other cars have to
get out of here!
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Come on, move.
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Go! Come on!
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Come away! There's a parking
for everyone.
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Come on!
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They brought the morning dress
for you, but you'd have seen...
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...how they did it, it was all
wrinkled, it looked like a rag.
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They even asked for a tip, so
I said to them: "Go, loafers!".
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"Go away!" - Yes, that's your
usual big deal, I've understood.
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What are you doing? - Well,
I'm cleaning a residual stain.
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A stain? Where?
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Here it is.
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Look.
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This small one.
- Which one?
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This one?
- Yes.
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But, excuse me, there was an
invisible stain and you're...
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...making one this big?!
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You've consumed three majolicas!
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Why the hell are you using
a sandpaper on the majolica?
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Don't worry.
- I do worry instead!
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It's just in the middle of my entrance!
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I'm obsessive about cleaning.
- If you're obsessive,...
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...you'd have your head examined!
Fancy that!
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Couldn't your wife do that?
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Sorry but we've some guests for
this evening, so she had to...
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...prepare some dishes. - Really?
So, I won't speak any further.
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Your wife must come here, you
go and clean your own home!
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You're not obsessive, you're an idiot!
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Hey! I say, what are you doing there?
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Savino! How many times I told
you that you must not bring...
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...your kid here into my home!
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My apologies, sir, but, you
know, he was a nuisance to...
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...my wife in the kitchen.
- Come on, send him away.
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What are you doing here? You and
your mania of playing with water...
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Go away! Come on, get out!
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One day I'll put your head into the
water and I won't fish out it anymore.
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What? Are you beating your own
father!? You'll go to hell...
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...and even further down.
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Close the door. - Oh, sorry sir,
I won't be looking at you.
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Why do you do that in his bathroom?
Look, you got completely wet.
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Understood? Then you'll get cold
and your mother will pick on me.
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Why do I have such a stupid son?
Why?
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Hey, you're still here, come on.
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Well, take this...I want to
give you a nice thing.
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Take it.
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What is it?
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Balloons. - Balloons.
- Well said!
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Thank him.
- No!
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Here!
- Hi.
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Well, where are you going?
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To the kitchen.
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What are you looking for?
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I'm thirsty.
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Take a look at me.
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Is it Carnival maybe?
- What's up? Get to work!
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Show yourself.
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Am I handsome? Am I chic?
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Do you know you're a maniac?
- Yes.
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You're always afraid of being late.
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I'll choose my dress only next Monday.
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Instead I...
- You?
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Listen, Giovanna, why do you
always leave the Coke open?
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It'll go completely flat, you know.
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I was thirsty.
- But I told you a lot of times,...
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...tops exist, come on, listen
to me, here're the tops.
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There're tops for all the sizes
of bottles, for milk, wine, Coke.
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Look, they are very handy.
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This one gets in this way...
- Halt!
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Do you know you're really cute?
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Sure.
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I'm ready for our marriage.
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Anyway, you've to close any
bottle by a top.
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Then...
- You're a bore!
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Yes, I know,...then you've to
return any bottle to the fridge.
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Can you see what rotter that
boy really is?
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Maybe has he forgotten it this
way by chance?
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Well, look.
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Take a look at this.
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Look.
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Do you understand that he's even evil?
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As if one were so stupid that
the thing couldn't be noticed!
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Look! Look here!
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Even the big ones.
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Wouldn't you kill a guy like that?
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See, he uses a scientific method:
lengthwise and in depth!
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No, that's it! Look here, the
butter too! Look his teeth!
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How disgusting! Two pounds of butter!
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That breaks my heart, do you
understand?
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I can't really stand such a thing.
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It's your fault. I've already
told you to hire a real servant.
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It's disgusting! If I only think
he touched it, that disgusts me.
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I can't use it anymore.
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Come on, close it.
- What is this?
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Did you put some balloons
into the fridge?
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You're a bundle of fun.
That's a blatant sign that...
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...the stupid boy has come here,
understood?
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Now his father won't be
able to deny that anymore.
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Well, anyway, after we'll get
married, I don't want to see...
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...those two idiots all around
my home anymore. - Yes.
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How do you blow up it?
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Leave it. You're just
a little girl, you know.
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You'd better keep your shoulders
up instead or I'll make you wear...
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...a corset, watch it.
Let's go.
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Let's go over there, come on.
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Do you know we didn't even say
good morning to each other?
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Good morning.
- Good morning, how you doin'?
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Fine. And you?
- Not bad, thanks.
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And what about your father
and your mother?
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We're finally alone...quick!
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Quick...quick and well!
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It's our motto.
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Oh my nice little sweetie.
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Please take a leap, come on,
take a little leap.
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Another one.
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Now make a curtsy.
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Make a curtsy.
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No...that way.
Make a curtsy.
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Make...make a curtsy.
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Ow! Are you mad? Then a bruise
will be remaining for 3 months!
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That's the forfeit.
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Let's stop playing.
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Phew, this dog...
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Why?
- What have I done to it though?
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Well, why don't make it retire?
Look, it's fouling everywhere!
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Why don't you have a little soft
spot for it instead? - Geezer!
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Come on, stupid dog.
- Ow!
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You've been seeing her for a
year and every time...
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...you make a fuss.
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Can't you understand that
you've to learn to stand her?
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Please strip my boots off!
241
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I'll be there immediately.
242
00:13:32,940 --> 00:13:34,535
"Supersex, operation boots".
243
00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:38,055
Well, let me see.
244
00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:44,305
How long they are, where
do they come up to?
245
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:46,900
They go on and on.
246
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:52,600
Come on.
247
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,550
I can feel the red garter.
The red one.
248
00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:56,330
Here it is.
249
00:13:59,330 --> 00:13:59,900
Well, that's right.
250
00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:03,070
Start to take it off from
my foot, not this way.
251
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,340
Oh, I'm sorry.
252
00:14:19,350 --> 00:14:20,640
Your legs are not so much straight tough.
253
00:14:22,650 --> 00:14:23,450
Kind of you.
254
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:31,370
But your foot is nice, really.
255
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,100
What? Just the time I want
to do you a nice thing!
256
00:14:36,925 --> 00:14:38,150
So do it.
257
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,260
It doesn't surely make me sick like
you when saying: "Wash your hands!".
258
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,325
May I rest my big head here?
259
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:50,900
How nice and snug it is...
260
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000
What are you doing?
261
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,580
You've been blowing up a balloon
since you came back home.
262
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,850
Do you enjoy doing it though?
263
00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:02,355
Show me how much you blow up it.
264
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:03,990
Just a moment.
265
00:15:14,675 --> 00:15:16,225
You're blowing sluggishly.
Let me have a try.
266
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:21,800
May I?
267
00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:36,800
Giovanna 3 months pregnant.
268
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,380
Giovanna 4 months pregnant.
269
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:55,850
Giovanna 9 months pregnant.
270
00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:59,200
Can you hear? What's the baby saying?
271
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,200
Dad!
272
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:06,935
Done. Giovanna had her baby.
273
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,200
Will the baby be a boy or a girl?
274
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:12,470
Giovanna,...
275
00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:14,235
...I'm playing our record.
276
00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:16,150
Do your duty.
277
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,400
Listen...
278
00:16:19,650 --> 00:16:20,300
Come on.
279
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:21,805
I'm not inspired.
280
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:23,400
Come on.
281
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,480
Come on. - Won't you move?
Will you stay quiet there?
282
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,470
Ok, I won't move.
283
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,600
Do you swear?
- I do.
284
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,890
Come on! Act for a while!
285
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,625
Are you my wife, aren't you?
Well, so act for a while!
286
00:16:39,825 --> 00:16:41,355
Come on, do what I've decided.
287
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,205
Hey?
- What?
288
00:16:43,325 --> 00:16:44,100
It's an order, you know.
289
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,840
The show begins.
- Will you hold still?
290
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,500
Did you swear?
- Yes, I did.
291
00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:03,220
Well, I'll do it but it's not nice.
292
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,320
Drop the curtain.
293
00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:19,900
Well, at least you could take
a look, excuse me.
294
00:17:20,050 --> 00:17:22,100
This is just for you and you
keep on blowing up a balloon!
295
00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:24,075
But I'm blowing by my mouth
while I'm looking by my eyes.
296
00:17:25,150 --> 00:17:26,570
Sure.
- Go on!
297
00:17:26,690 --> 00:17:28,950
Forget it! This is the last
time I'm doing it.
298
00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:34,200
Stop with that balloon.
299
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,345
Let's see at which point it'll explode.
300
00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:44,215
Excuse me, go far away, it
bothers me when it explodes.
301
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,100
Fancy that!
- Come on.
302
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:56,795
Come on, don't look at me like
that, you seem a child to me.
303
00:17:57,700 --> 00:18:00,120
Well, it's strange, I thought
I'd have blown up it much more.
304
00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:01,420
Come on.
305
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,400
Come.
- Fancy that!
306
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,300
Come on, come.
307
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,355
My feet are cold.
- You may go on mine.
308
00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:25,745
Do you like it? Is it good?
309
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:29,760
Mint.
310
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:31,575
It's not so bad, is it?
311
00:18:37,295 --> 00:18:38,670
You've noticed it at last.
312
00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:42,130
Washable nylon, 12,000 Lire per meter.
313
00:18:43,550 --> 00:18:45,035
Feel how soft it is.
314
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,320
It feels like fur.
315
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,995
Look, I laid it everywhere.
316
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:57,700
Look.
317
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:00,600
Isn't it nice?
318
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,425
Everywhere, even under the bed.
319
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,140
I made everything sparing no expense.
320
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000
Come and see.
321
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,200
It's soft...
322
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,250
Wait...
323
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,600
Excuse me.
324
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,600
Ouch! What are you doing?
- Better not...
325
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:34,100
Excuse me, just a moment or...
326
00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:38,570
...they'll say that I've hired
this suit the day of our wedding.
327
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,500
Do fold it well.
- I'm coming!
328
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:47,600
Fine.
329
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,235
Well...was that sweet good?
330
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,300
Come on, you can never be reasonable!
- What a fuss about a balloon!
331
00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:58,470
You're talking my head off! That
fat man was right this morning.
332
00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:01,750
Balloons are full of suspence...
and not only for kids.
333
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,200
How can you make these things up?
- What's up? Are you controversial...
334
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:08,280
...or asleep? Wake up! - Eh,
hot water puts me to sleep.
335
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,580
Open the beater, come on, quick!
And you, come here!
336
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,050
You dirty crocodile!
337
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,665
You're really mad... - Hey,
look, I can't keep it down!
338
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,550
Damn, take a look! Coward!
339
00:20:28,950 --> 00:20:31,100
He's mad! - It has an its
own soul and will.
340
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,400
I'll drown it or you'll do that!
341
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,535
No, not this way! Water is going
into my ears.
342
00:20:41,645 --> 00:20:43,680
I had an otitis, damn!
343
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,225
Now I'll be going deaf for two days.
344
00:20:47,050 --> 00:20:48,050
I can't hear.
345
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:49,600
Look, I can't hear anything!
346
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,500
Come, Giovanna, come.
347
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,950
Giovanna, come and see the
baron Dracula.
348
00:21:05,450 --> 00:21:07,450
The vampire bat...
349
00:21:08,950 --> 00:21:11,030
...which is going to eat you
and suck all your blood...
350
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,800
...biting you by its own teeth, zap!
351
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,700
Good.
- I'm cold.
352
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:26,350
Come on, I'll warm you up.
353
00:21:26,950 --> 00:21:28,235
So what shall we do? Are we
going to the cinema?
354
00:21:29,350 --> 00:21:31,650
No, forget the movies,
especially on Saturday.
355
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,420
Sorry but it seems as if you
don't want to stay here with me.
356
00:21:42,540 --> 00:21:45,302
What? It's you darling who no
longer love me like you did.
357
00:21:45,422 --> 00:21:47,470
It seems that you've already
got tired of me and...
358
00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:49,655
...we're not married yet,
just imagine...
359
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:53,065
Hey, come over there and you'll
see, forget the movies.
360
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:03,800
No, you'll crack it!
361
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,400
Easy!
362
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,210
Look there, the workers.
363
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,320
Fancy them taking a look at
us, they might be so jealous!
364
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:18,300
Come here.
365
00:22:19,050 --> 00:22:20,885
Hey, can't you leave this
balloon for a while?
366
00:22:21,045 --> 00:22:23,600
Don't mistreat it, come here on.
367
00:22:30,045 --> 00:22:31,045
Easy.
368
00:22:31,945 --> 00:22:33,500
Ouch! You're hurting me by your elbow.
369
00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:35,900
Easy.
370
00:22:37,585 --> 00:22:38,585
So are you going to leave the balloon?
371
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:41,600
Well...I don't know.
372
00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,900
Look at me!
- What are you doing?
373
00:22:47,230 --> 00:22:49,900
Hey! Giovanna, get out of there!
Come here!
374
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,700
If they can see you, they'll
call the police, you know.
375
00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:57,200
Are you trying to be funny?
You must be my wife, you know.
376
00:22:57,500 --> 00:23:01,455
You're surely not my mistress!
Fancy that!
377
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:10,500
Listen.
378
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,050
Guess what I'm going to do
to please you.
379
00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:20,000
I'll crack the balloon.
380
00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:21,800
Are you happy?
- Thanks.
381
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:22,800
I'm doing it for love.
382
00:23:32,950 --> 00:23:33,950
Do not hide.
383
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,825
Watch the sacrifice at least.
384
00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:39,100
Come out.
385
00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:40,700
Look.
386
00:24:00,450 --> 00:24:02,025
Hey, you've the same quirks
as your father, you know.
387
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,200
Good evening sir.
388
00:24:03,450 --> 00:24:05,340
Well, mayn't one be at his
own home as he likes?
389
00:24:05,420 --> 00:24:07,860
What if I had come here naked? Will
you let me know when you come in?
390
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:08,980
What are you doing?
391
00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:10,950
I was looking at the cats.
- Well done, and then what?
392
00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:14,630
And then I've to prepare
the dog meal. - So do it.
393
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,720
You come in like ghosts.
394
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:21,050
You must say: "May I come in?"
I'm enslaved by your service...
395
00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:23,265
...by you or your father...
where did I put them?
396
00:24:23,970 --> 00:24:27,335
Ah, here...didn't you see
3 balloons here?
397
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,150
I threw everything I found
into the dustbin.
398
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:32,645
Well, I must say, what
if there was a wallet?
399
00:24:32,945 --> 00:24:34,350
What would you have done? Would
you have thrown it as well?
400
00:24:34,785 --> 00:24:37,445
But there was no wallet. - Ah,
you did see there was no wallet.
401
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,400
But you didn't see the balloons.
402
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000
Look how disgusting.
403
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,000
Well, you can notice they're
brand new, can't you?
404
00:24:49,150 --> 00:24:52,195
Dear girl, nothing goes to
waste, nothing!
405
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:54,500
What's up with you?
406
00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:57,385
My father said that he found
this at the butcher�s.
407
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,500
I think it's a bit large.
408
00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:03,300
What is it?
409
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:04,665
Is it for the dog?
- Yes.
410
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,635
Can it eat that? - Yes, if it
can by a few of its teeth.
411
00:25:08,180 --> 00:25:09,050
Ok, I'll give it.
412
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:13,100
Ring the bell and let nothing
go to waste, understood? Ok.
413
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:21,000
Here! That unfortunate concierge's
daughter is over there.
414
00:25:21,150 --> 00:25:22,120
Come on, get ready while I'm going
upstairs to the bearded guy's.
415
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,700
Why? - I must ask him for a thing,
when I'm down we'll go out, come on.
416
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,750
Good morning, come in.
- Hello.
417
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,600
What's up today, carnival?
- No, why?
418
00:25:56,050 --> 00:25:57,655
Well, so to say...is the
bearded man over there?
419
00:25:57,875 --> 00:25:59,810
He's in the lounge.
- Fine.
420
00:26:04,050 --> 00:26:06,000
What's up?
- Hi!
421
00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:07,500
You're shattered.
422
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,600
Well, I don't know...there're
four women around the house,...
423
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,275
...so it's a mess.
424
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,800
Listen, let's move to a quiet
place. Will you stay for a while?
425
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,500
Just a little while...I only
want to ask you about a thing.
426
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,470
We can talk here, it's quiet.
427
00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:36,385
This is Sonia.
- Is she Russian?
428
00:26:36,505 --> 00:26:37,810
If you like.
429
00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:47,500
Tell me, did you take drugs
yesterday evening?
430
00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:48,800
Well, I don't remember...
431
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,445
There were people around
the house, I fell asleep.
432
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,600
So I've found four girls around
the house this morning.
433
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:57,990
And you won't imagine the
problems I've.
434
00:26:58,150 --> 00:27:00,900
Let's drop it! This afternoon
is going bad for everyone today.
435
00:27:01,050 --> 00:27:04,785
Everyone has to face even stupid
problems and they don't know why.
436
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,400
Didn't you laugh when you looked
at me coming with a balloon?
437
00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:10,130
Why? Everyone has fun as they like.
438
00:27:10,130 --> 00:27:14,130
I've no fun, I'm going crazy.
439
00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:15,500
Excuse me.
440
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:17,725
Well, listen to me.
441
00:27:23,050 --> 00:27:24,670
Tell me if there may be
anything more absurd.
442
00:27:26,650 --> 00:27:29,600
It may seem ridiculous to you...
did you ever blow up a balloon?
443
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,300
You're a poet, so tell me why
today I'm set my mind on knowing...
444
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:38,000
...how much air a balloon
holds, it's a hobbyhorse, why?
445
00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:51,700
Hang your clothes.
446
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:00,400
Gee whiz!
447
00:28:01,050 --> 00:28:02,050
What's up with her?
448
00:28:02,170 --> 00:28:03,650
Have you seen the balloon?
- Yes.
449
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:10,800
Easy!
450
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:15,000
Well, console her. Not with
your nails, be careful...
451
00:28:15,150 --> 00:28:17,380
...or you'll crack it.
Yes, I'll give you later.
452
00:28:19,770 --> 00:28:21,740
Do not hold it this way indeed.
453
00:28:28,050 --> 00:28:30,870
Come on, don't cry.
- We got on really so well...
454
00:28:32,450 --> 00:28:35,630
It was such a nice love story.
- I'm afraid not maybe...
455
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,620
What do you know?
456
00:28:38,770 --> 00:28:39,930
Why are you talking like this?
- No...hey! what are doing?
457
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,350
Did he confide in you maybe?
- Quiet! But I...
458
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:45,285
Tell me! Did he confide in you?
459
00:28:45,505 --> 00:28:47,165
But I don't even know him, I'm
saying that, if he went away,...
460
00:28:47,285 --> 00:28:48,460
...it means that it wasn't ok for him.
461
00:28:48,580 --> 00:28:49,600
Steady!
462
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:54,830
But he always talks to everybody,
why doesn't he confide in me? Why?
463
00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:59,250
He'll be back, you'll see, come
on, don't cry, you'll see.
464
00:28:59,450 --> 00:29:00,450
He won't be back.
465
00:29:03,850 --> 00:29:05,020
What are you doing?
Are you peeping?
466
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:08,400
Bye.
467
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,070
And are you leaving me alone?
Egoist!
468
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,630
Where are the girls? - They're
having a hamburger in the kitchen.
469
00:29:18,350 --> 00:29:20,740
Listen...they've interrupted us
before. - What?
470
00:29:22,150 --> 00:29:22,750
Come here.
471
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:24,500
According to you...
- Yes.
472
00:29:24,620 --> 00:29:26,710
...how much this balloon can
be blown up?
473
00:29:27,650 --> 00:29:28,450
I've got my mind set on that
since today.
474
00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:33,350
According to you, how much can
one...- Will you drink anything?
475
00:29:33,470 --> 00:29:35,170
No.
- I will.
476
00:29:38,350 --> 00:29:39,350
Try.
- Of course!
477
00:29:39,550 --> 00:29:41,000
Well, let's eat something.
478
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Do you want some celery?
479
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,635
Forget the celery!
480
00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:50,730
What if it'll explode then?
481
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,745
Give it a try. If it has to
explode, it'll explode.
482
00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:57,200
What do you care about?
- I do care about it!
483
00:29:58,350 --> 00:29:59,830
And you'd have to understand it.
484
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:04,870
I'm a candy manufacturer, you're an
intellectual with spiritual problems...
485
00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:06,145
...and similia.
- Really?
486
00:30:06,265 --> 00:30:07,115
Sure.
487
00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:10,850
Excuse me...
- What do you want?
488
00:30:13,300 --> 00:30:17,400
Is there anything to eat here?
- So what to do? Must I blow up again?
489
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:27,150
Hold the celery.
490
00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:40,900
Girls! Come here.
491
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:47,900
What do you think? Will the
balloon hold more air or not?
492
00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:50,800
Be careful.
493
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,500
Dunno. I've no idea.
494
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:56,200
Go easy with your nails!
495
00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:01,800
Now I'll blow up it.
496
00:31:02,650 --> 00:31:04,650
Watch out for the bang because...
497
00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:15,400
See that it can hold more air?
- Well done!
498
00:31:19,700 --> 00:31:20,830
The problem is still the same.
499
00:31:34,700 --> 00:31:38,350
Well, starting from a balloon,
you made a problem come out.
500
00:31:38,470 --> 00:31:39,725
What? Do you want to make fool of me?
501
00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:43,050
Not at all. A big problem...
502
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,600
Here's the door open again!
Close it!
503
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000
Listen, grab a ladder for a while.
504
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,159
Hey, you can make a jam of
those apples, you surely don't...
505
00:32:01,309 --> 00:32:03,339
...let them go to waste, do you?
Your brother bit them.
506
00:32:03,539 --> 00:32:05,200
To be honest, they make me sick a bit.
507
00:32:05,350 --> 00:32:08,300
Really? Just imagine how much they
make me sick, come on, the ladder!
508
00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:20,700
Come on, climb the ladder.
509
00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:22,900
A pump must be over there.
510
00:32:23,450 --> 00:32:27,000
But not the bicycle pump, a ball pump
must be over there, take a look.
511
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,535
Have you found it? It's a
small one, this short.
512
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000
Have you seen it?
- What's up? What's she looking for?
513
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,600
Nothing, she's looking for a
thing which must be over there.
514
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,300
I didn't know that a box room
was over there.
515
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,000
Do you know the ball pump?
Did you ever play football?
516
00:32:43,100 --> 00:32:46,050
No, I'm a girl, I don't
play football...is this one?
517
00:32:46,150 --> 00:32:46,700
What? Are you going to
ride a bicycle now?
518
00:32:46,850 --> 00:32:48,520
No, I told you that it's red!
519
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,720
Not now, of course! I used to
ride a Bianchi racer as a boy.
520
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,000
Are you mad? Leave me alone.
521
00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,900
Come on! Try to find that pump.
522
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,850
Which pump?
- It's a small red pump!
523
00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:05,390
Now do you really think that I can
find that pump with all this stuff?
524
00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:07,400
Oh, my God! What's this beast?
525
00:33:08,170 --> 00:33:09,460
Uh, nothing, it's stuffed.
526
00:33:09,660 --> 00:33:10,660
What is it?
527
00:33:11,300 --> 00:33:13,030
This was Merino once upon a time.
- Merino?
528
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,000
Yes, a dog which was at my home,
it died during the war.
529
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,100
Stay over there.
- Is this one the pump?
530
00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:19,490
Oh, finally! Here it is.
531
00:33:20,890 --> 00:33:24,100
What is it for? - I need it
to carry out some experiments.
532
00:33:24,300 --> 00:33:25,700
Which experiments?
533
00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:29,300
Oh, finally!
534
00:33:31,350 --> 00:33:35,350
She'll be very cute soon. Have you
seen her eyes wide open like Bambi?
535
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,820
Listen, what to do? Will
we dine out or not?
536
00:33:39,020 --> 00:33:42,370
Why should we leave home? Now that
I've found the pump? Are you kidding?
537
00:33:43,370 --> 00:33:45,000
Where do we go on Saturday then?
538
00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:48,000
I want to use a scientific
method, my dear.
539
00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:50,900
To calculate how many times I'll
use the pump to inflate a balloon.
540
00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:52,100
I don't want to give up so easily.
541
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,100
Men are all the same.
542
00:33:57,900 --> 00:33:59,300
What does it mean?
- What does it mean?
543
00:33:59,900 --> 00:34:01,900
I'll happen to find you
in a bed one day.
544
00:34:02,050 --> 00:34:04,250
1, 2...what? With who?
545
00:34:06,650 --> 00:34:07,740
3, 4...
- With Bambi.
546
00:34:07,940 --> 00:34:13,440
5...Eh, after all she has
some nice thighs like yours...
547
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:17,170
Have you seen how nice are her hands
and her breast? Did I say 5?
548
00:34:17,370 --> 00:34:19,370
Make a note, instead.
549
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:26,900
6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12...
550
00:34:27,050 --> 00:34:31,350
12? - Yes, I mean 12 blowings,
come on, write down.
551
00:34:32,050 --> 00:34:34,400
Come on, eat the soup!
552
00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:35,420
May I go?
- Yes, go.
553
00:34:35,620 --> 00:34:38,375
Drop the bone, eat the soup filled
with vitamins! - Listen.
554
00:34:38,775 --> 00:34:39,375
Come closer.
555
00:34:41,675 --> 00:34:44,837
13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19...
- Come on, come here, are you afraid?
556
00:34:45,237 --> 00:34:46,760
How old are you?
- I'm fourteen years old.
557
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,560
Let me see.
558
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:54,800
20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25,...
- Look how nice is this petticoat...
559
00:34:54,950 --> 00:34:57,500
...with all the embroderies
made by lace, lovely one!
560
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,400
...26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31... - Do you
go to the hairdresser? - Three-time.
561
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,000
...32, 33... - Let me see...down!
- Let her go.
562
00:35:07,350 --> 00:35:09,525
Uh! You've a little ponytail...
563
00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:15,000
...34, 35, 36, 37, 38...
- Nice hair!
564
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:17,545
...39, 40...
- Tell me, do you have a boyfriend?
565
00:35:18,345 --> 00:35:20,375
Not really a boyfriend...
- Go, go!
566
00:35:21,375 --> 00:35:25,275
What does he do? Does he kiss you,
right? Tell me.
567
00:35:26,675 --> 00:35:28,300
You don't want to tell me.
-...41, 42...
568
00:35:28,450 --> 00:35:31,000
Listen, so you'll get married.
-...43, 44, 45...- Not soon.
569
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,800
...46, 47, 48, 49, 50...- When I'll be back
next time, I'll bring a shorter skirt...
570
00:35:34,950 --> 00:35:37,050
...so you can show your little
legs more. - Come on, let her go!
571
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:40,345
Listen, do you have the bra? - No, I
don't, because my dad doesn't want me to.
572
00:35:41,395 --> 00:35:45,130
Well, you don't need it.
-...51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57...
573
00:35:47,830 --> 00:35:49,160
Go, come on!
- Thanks.
574
00:35:49,260 --> 00:35:55,260
...58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63...- Have you
seen her eyes wide open like a fish?
575
00:35:55,460 --> 00:36:03,460
...64. 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70... - Do
you like the little girl, don't you?
576
00:36:03,660 --> 00:36:05,660
Yes, I do. So what?
- She's a new one!
577
00:36:05,860 --> 00:36:10,050
Oh, yes! - Oh, yes! - Listen,
you must become my wife,...
578
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,050
...I have no fun with these games.
- Really?
579
00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:17,250
Except that you women, when it's about
kidding...what if I was serious then,...
580
00:36:17,450 --> 00:36:22,265
...do you know what it'd happen? 71, 72,
73, 74...- 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108...
581
00:36:22,465 --> 00:36:24,565
...75...
- 109...
582
00:36:24,765 --> 00:36:28,765
...76, 77, 78,...
- 108,...110...
583
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:32,580
...79, 80, 81, 82...
- 120, 121, 122!
584
00:36:32,780 --> 00:36:36,380
Come on, stop it or I'll go away...
-...123, 124, 125, 126, 127, 128.
585
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:38,080
Well done! Let me go.
586
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:42,980
112...101...
-...83, 84...
587
00:36:43,180 --> 00:36:44,380
May I have your notebook?
- No! You may not!
588
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,580
...85, 86, 87.
- Zero!
589
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:43,000
May I take a seat?
590
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,200
Why are you laughing?
591
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,400
Who knows...
592
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,200
I must make it...it looks like
a zeppelin...
593
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,400
...I got the measurement in the middle...
594
00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:20,900
Are you feeling fine?
- Yes.
595
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:22,800
Really?
- Leave me alone!
596
00:38:22,950 --> 00:38:26,450
Would you like to have a whisky?
- Yes...57, 58, 59, 60...
597
00:38:26,650 --> 00:38:29,250
Would you like to have a whisky
with ice, made by the new ice maker?
598
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:31,800
Pick up!
599
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:37,300
...67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73...
600
00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:54,785
What are you doing? Are you
combing your hair?
601
00:38:56,075 --> 00:38:56,975
Show me.
602
00:38:58,505 --> 00:38:59,505
You look nice with fringe hair.
603
00:39:00,905 --> 00:39:01,905
What a nice little face.
604
00:39:23,705 --> 00:39:25,850
Here I am, here's your whisky!
605
00:39:28,300 --> 00:39:29,300
Look.
606
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:30,800
It's nice, doesn't it?
607
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,200
Right? Ice.
608
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,200
Where are you with the count?
609
00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:45,000
How many ice cubes? 1, 2 or 3?
610
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,335
Tell me, Giovanna, what's that?
Don't you want to understand?
611
00:39:49,535 --> 00:39:51,145
Leave me alone for a while!
612
00:39:51,345 --> 00:39:53,770
We've been together for the afternoon,
we've been making love,...
613
00:39:53,970 --> 00:39:58,450
...we've been talking together until
now, let me do this job quietly.
614
00:39:59,470 --> 00:40:01,530
I've got to the bottom of the matter,
I know I can't be mistaken...
615
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,300
...as it's scientifically sure
thanks to the pump, understood?
616
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:09,400
It's the same reason why German
people are going ahead, because...
617
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,600
...they've got a scientific
and mathematical method!
618
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:15,280
So...can't you go over there?
Why don't you watch TV for a while?
619
00:40:17,180 --> 00:40:19,180
Go and watch TV.
- Do you know I'm a saint?
620
00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:22,480
I've been waiting for you for
the whole week, because you work.
621
00:40:23,330 --> 00:40:26,300
Yes. - I'm not allowed to go out
with anybody because you're jealous.
622
00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:29,300
On Saturday I use to come and
visit you here to have fun,...
623
00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:33,100
...to stay with you and you say
to me: "Go and watch TV".
624
00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:38,300
That's fine, I go and watch TV like a saint.
- Thanks, you're really nice.
625
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,400
Where are you going?
- I'll be right back.
626
00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:54,800
And what am I doing here?
- Only 5 minutes...watch TV.
627
00:41:54,950 --> 00:41:57,520
Where are you going? I'm getting
bored of being alone at home!
628
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,320
You, come here!
629
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,020
Tell me, why have you left the
balloons at my home?
630
00:42:20,620 --> 00:42:22,620
Take this!
- Idiot!
631
00:42:40,700 --> 00:42:43,900
So what?
632
00:42:44,785 --> 00:42:45,785
Come on, tell me something!
633
00:42:47,255 --> 00:42:47,955
Touch it!
634
00:42:48,155 --> 00:42:51,255
As I told you, these things cannot
be solved empirically, you must...
635
00:42:51,455 --> 00:42:53,100
...deal with them scientifically.
- Precisely! Given that you're...
636
00:42:53,250 --> 00:42:55,500
...an engineer, you can give me
a technical advice.
637
00:42:55,650 --> 00:42:57,755
Sure! Now I'm giving you a technical
advice on Saturday in the afternoon...
638
00:42:57,900 --> 00:42:59,535
...while I'm getting a massage!
- Look, I'm blowing up it again.
639
00:43:00,550 --> 00:43:03,050
Now it's going to explode, come on.
- That's precisely what I want to know!
640
00:43:03,850 --> 00:43:05,150
You touch.
- Go.
641
00:43:06,950 --> 00:43:07,950
Can I blow up it more?
642
00:43:10,050 --> 00:43:13,250
Come on. - Touch it! Come on,
tell me if I can blow up it more.
643
00:43:14,605 --> 00:43:16,865
My God! You're a engineer! What
kind of engineer are you?!?
644
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:19,600
I'm finished.
645
00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:25,265
Little poetic cloud.
646
00:43:27,565 --> 00:43:30,865
Come on, get a massage too.
- No, I don't want to, I don't feel like...
647
00:43:32,765 --> 00:43:34,265
Come on, tell me what you
think about.
648
00:43:36,065 --> 00:43:37,065
Have your say.
649
00:43:40,365 --> 00:43:42,465
Listen, mate, I'm not a kid,
I'm an engineer.
650
00:43:42,665 --> 00:43:44,965
I don't like to keep on playing
with balloons.
651
00:43:45,105 --> 00:43:47,005
Yes, you're an engineer, I'm
an industrialist,...
652
00:43:47,155 --> 00:43:49,155
...I've my chequebook here with me,
how much do you want for an advice?
653
00:43:49,305 --> 00:43:53,705
Nothing! Look, as you have decided
to nag me today in the afternoon,...
654
00:43:53,905 --> 00:43:55,005
...this means that I'm giving
an advice for free, ok?
655
00:43:55,755 --> 00:43:56,755
So, tell me, come on.
656
00:43:57,435 --> 00:44:02,795
Look...as you know, any result
arises from a set of tests.
657
00:44:02,995 --> 00:44:05,866
As to our case, there's a hundred
thousand factors, for example...
658
00:44:06,006 --> 00:44:08,500
...humidity, pressure...
- Go ahead, I'm paying attention to you.
659
00:44:09,350 --> 00:44:13,600
To exemplify and simplify, I've
mentioned humidity and pressure...
660
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,550
Hello, Mario. - Mario! Here we are.
661
00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:18,880
How come on Saturday evening?
- Have you seen this man?
662
00:44:19,050 --> 00:44:22,050
He comes with a balloon here, if his banker
happened to see him, his overdraft will...
663
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:25,200
...be revoked for sure!
- Words, words, words, now you're...
664
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,070
...bringing out imponderables!
665
00:44:28,450 --> 00:44:31,580
Listen, you understood nothing and
I must tell you that such an audience...
666
00:44:31,780 --> 00:44:33,885
...here doesn't make me feel
shy at all!
667
00:44:34,538 --> 00:44:36,758
I've asked a very simple question
which will make you laugh.
668
00:44:37,458 --> 00:44:41,245
I want to know how much air
this balloon will hold...
669
00:44:41,405 --> 00:44:44,545
...because, if I stop blowing up and
there's still some free space inside,...
670
00:44:44,705 --> 00:44:47,755
...I'll be a failure!
- Agreed, Mario.
671
00:44:47,905 --> 00:44:48,905
Have you understood that
I'll be a failure?
672
00:44:49,055 --> 00:44:50,705
Why don't you take off your hat?
- You, wait for a while!
673
00:44:51,425 --> 00:44:53,955
So the problem is simple and
serious at the same time...
674
00:44:54,100 --> 00:44:56,950
...because if I can't do it, I'm a
complete moral failure inside myself!
675
00:44:57,050 --> 00:45:02,150
Since you have no moral problems
inside yourselves, you're assholes!
676
00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:03,650
Understood?
- Agreed.
677
00:45:03,850 --> 00:45:05,800
Take off your hat.
- Take your hands off my hat!
678
00:45:05,950 --> 00:45:07,950
What do you want?
- Hey, it's for you, not for me...
679
00:45:08,100 --> 00:45:09,450
Go sit down, please!
680
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,150
Excuse me, just a moment...
- Mario, enough of this balloon!
681
00:45:12,300 --> 00:45:14,400
...come here for a while, you studied
philosophy so you must understand the matter...
682
00:45:14,550 --> 00:45:16,550
...give me an answer, I've been
here for half a hour...
683
00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:18,850
Mario, to be honest, I don't
want to, be quiet, come on.
684
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,626
You don't want to face to
responsibilities, so I'll do it!
685
00:45:21,826 --> 00:45:24,190
I'll try to blow up! - Bravo,
take your responsibilities.
686
00:45:28,826 --> 00:45:29,856
Can you see that it could hold
more air?
687
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,650
Have you seen that it has been
blown up, haven't you?
688
00:45:31,750 --> 00:45:34,420
How about this now? - Excuse me,
let me see this balloon.
689
00:45:35,220 --> 00:45:38,050
Not bad, blow up it a little more, then
put a nice little whistle on it, ok?
690
00:45:40,850 --> 00:45:45,122
Yes, funny, yes, witty...you're
all witty...yes, tell me.
691
00:45:45,252 --> 00:45:47,252
Take off your hat, come on.
- Mind your business!
692
00:45:48,152 --> 00:45:50,552
What do you say about this?
- I say: "Take off your hat".
693
00:45:50,702 --> 00:45:52,333
No, I'll keep it on my head, ok?
- So keep your hat.
694
00:45:52,483 --> 00:45:55,503
Do you mind? - Listen, take that
balloon to your factory on Monday,...
695
00:45:55,703 --> 00:45:57,153
...then all your workers will
be blowing up it.
696
00:45:59,703 --> 00:46:01,285
You'll see how much fun all
of them will have!
697
00:47:27,350 --> 00:47:29,650
I must keep calm.
698
00:47:31,850 --> 00:47:35,000
One group is ready, take it way.
Don't you let get out again, ok?
699
00:47:35,150 --> 00:47:36,800
Good evening.
- Isn't there another way?
700
00:47:36,950 --> 00:47:38,320
Staying out in the cold every
evening we're catching a pneumonia.
701
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,425
Where do you want us to park
the truck?
702
00:47:40,575 --> 00:47:42,000
We must blow up balloons
necessarily here.
703
00:47:43,300 --> 00:47:44,330
What do you blow up balloons by?
- By helium.
704
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,430
Isn't it dangerous?
- No, oxygen is dangerous.
705
00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:54,350
Is there a regulator for?
- We've no regulator.
706
00:47:54,550 --> 00:47:55,050
What if there's an explosion?
- We go by eye.
707
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,900
How do you calculate the point?
708
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,000
Listen.
- Good evening.
709
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,720
Where were you going while
walking along the tunnel?
710
00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:11,250
I was coming here. - Are you always
going around with a balloon?
711
00:48:11,450 --> 00:48:12,450
No, only today.
712
00:49:40,050 --> 00:49:42,580
Come on, it'll be very cool!
- No, I'm afraid, I want to get down.
713
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:45,000
Don't leave me! I want to get down!
714
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:49,440
No, my skirt!
715
00:49:52,300 --> 00:49:53,850
Quick! Give me my skirt back,
stupid guys!
716
00:49:55,450 --> 00:49:58,800
These guys are going crazy, look!
You're nothing but rude!
717
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:01,250
Give her skirt back and just
don't try it again!
718
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,250
Listen, who has had the idea
of these balloons?
719
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,500
The boss.
- It's a nice and creative idea.
720
00:50:09,700 --> 00:50:11,600
It may be creative but I'm
going mad here!
721
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,250
No, my dear sir, you must
keep calm here.
722
00:50:14,700 --> 00:50:15,700
Where may I drink some
champagne here?
723
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,090
Where will I bring you? Don't
you see there're not even seats?
724
00:50:19,100 --> 00:50:20,850
If you want to have a drink, I
advise you to go to the bar.
725
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:21,700
Yes, thanks.
726
00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:30,200
Champagne.
- Champagne? Of course.
727
00:50:39,100 --> 00:50:41,060
Excuse me, could I see the
balloon flat?
728
00:50:41,260 --> 00:50:42,950
There's a serious reason, which
I'll explain to you later.
729
00:50:45,550 --> 00:50:47,255
Sure.
- Very kind of you, thanks.
730
00:50:50,865 --> 00:50:53,100
Dear Benny, don't bother this sir.
731
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,670
What? - Have fun.
- Yes.
732
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:13,400
They're the same.
733
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:15,000
Why does your balloon hold more air?
734
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:18,665
You don't need at all to put it
on in this way in order to know me.
735
00:51:19,905 --> 00:51:21,205
You have no fun.
736
00:51:41,805 --> 00:51:43,705
Hey! Come down from over there!
737
00:51:45,505 --> 00:51:47,605
Look, maybe there has been
a swap of balloons!
738
00:51:48,805 --> 00:51:49,505
I want to check it out!
739
00:51:51,005 --> 00:51:52,730
You, come over there!
- Come down!
740
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,700
Is it safe though? - Yes, it is.
- Do you guarantee?
741
00:52:02,900 --> 00:52:04,500
100% guaranteed.
742
00:52:25,070 --> 00:52:26,770
Let's see if that one is yours
right now.
743
00:52:43,470 --> 00:52:45,100
Excuse me...let me check.
744
00:52:46,700 --> 00:52:49,560
It's yours, you're right...look,
mine is smaller...but why?!?
745
00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:52,000
What does that have to do with this?
- It isn't fair at all.
746
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:55,370
Even some men were born bigger
and some others slimmer, so what?
747
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,200
What do men have to do with
balloons now?
748
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,400
Anyway, listen...
- Give me your hand.
749
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,230
You can tell me, you're a sex
maniac. - What?
750
00:53:11,630 --> 00:53:15,330
A sex maniac! - Come on, stop it!
Even a sex maniac now!
751
00:53:15,530 --> 00:53:18,010
There's nothing wrong with it,
you know.
752
00:53:19,100 --> 00:53:21,020
A sex maniac? I wish I were!
753
00:53:27,750 --> 00:53:29,100
Bye!
- Where are you going?
754
00:53:29,250 --> 00:53:32,585
How come? We've to talk, come
here. I want to get down!
755
00:53:34,655 --> 00:53:36,655
I want to get down, please!
756
00:53:38,855 --> 00:53:42,255
Man!...Let me get down!
757
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,300
Let me get down!
758
00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:50,400
I want to get down, please!
759
00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:54,500
Hey, that man is a sex maniac.
760
00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:56,500
Will we help him in case?
- Yes.
761
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:01,730
Hey! Throw the rope down.
Sir, do you want some help?
762
00:54:02,130 --> 00:54:03,450
That guy is a sex maniac.
763
00:54:04,100 --> 00:54:05,400
Come on, we'll let you get down.
764
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:13,400
Are you ready?
765
00:54:16,900 --> 00:54:18,000
Everybody's flying today!
766
00:54:39,300 --> 00:54:42,300
Well, you've to solve a problem,
haven't you?
767
00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:45,000
If I've a problem, why should I
have to tell you?
768
00:54:47,100 --> 00:54:49,190
You've got tired of dancing and
now you want to have fun with me?
769
00:54:50,690 --> 00:54:51,600
Well, if you want to play,
let's play then!
770
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:57,530
First question...how much air
will a balloon hold?
771
00:54:58,300 --> 00:54:59,300
Would this be a problem?
772
00:55:00,100 --> 00:55:02,000
Who cares?!?
773
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:08,250
What? It's a serious problem,
like another one.
774
00:55:08,550 --> 00:55:11,950
Better, these are actually
the serious problems which...
775
00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:14,000
...let you think, you say
instead: "Who cares?".
776
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,260
It's very convenient!
- Such a problem doesn't exist!
777
00:55:17,460 --> 00:55:19,460
Even balloons don't exist!
778
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000
Balloons are made to explode!
779
00:55:23,300 --> 00:55:24,900
Don't you have anything more
serious to think of?
780
00:55:25,700 --> 00:55:28,860
Do you know what you're? An
impotent man! - Yes, do laugh!
781
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,000
Let balloons explode!
782
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:34,500
Understood? You're impotent!
- What?
783
00:55:34,700 --> 00:55:35,700
Look how I do that.
784
00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:38,700
Done! Try!
785
00:55:39,900 --> 00:55:41,200
Try! Try to explode balloons!
786
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:42,400
Come on, take heart!
787
00:56:21,150 --> 00:56:26,500
Who is exploding balloons? Balloons
are my own business ownership!
788
00:56:29,900 --> 00:56:30,900
Stop it!
789
00:56:46,100 --> 00:56:47,100
I'm a surprise.
790
00:56:48,700 --> 00:56:51,250
What are you doing here? Tell me.
791
00:57:09,350 --> 00:57:10,350
Please, come with us.
792
00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:17,700
Hey! But...
793
00:57:20,300 --> 00:57:22,950
Girls, what are we doing?
I don't know you...
794
00:57:24,350 --> 00:57:25,350
Let's go away.
795
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:29,860
Let's play a nice game with this.
796
00:57:31,460 --> 00:57:32,460
Fill the balloon.
797
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:36,400
Guys, what are you doing?
798
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:38,600
Are you nuts?
799
00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:50,500
Take it.
800
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:58,700
Take the balloon, come on, break it!
801
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:09,200
Well done!
802
00:58:22,150 --> 00:58:25,150
Now we're breaking your balloon!
- Come on, be quiet!
803
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,900
Why are you going through my pockets?
I don't have a balloon!
804
00:58:30,050 --> 00:58:32,050
Girls, what are you doing?
805
00:58:34,650 --> 00:58:36,650
Stop it! Leave me!
806
00:58:39,450 --> 00:58:42,985
How hot!...Who's this man?
807
00:58:44,405 --> 00:58:45,905
A man who has nothing to do
with this thing...
808
00:58:47,405 --> 00:58:50,865
Now we're breaking your balloon, then
we go and make love with me,...
809
00:58:51,005 --> 00:58:52,455
...with all the three of us,
if you want.
810
00:58:52,655 --> 00:58:56,340
No, girls, I like all of you but I must
go, I've some serious things to do, come on...
811
00:58:56,540 --> 00:58:57,540
Hey, I'll join you.
812
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:06,000
That's enough! Girls, see
you tomorrow...
813
00:59:07,100 --> 00:59:08,100
Come on, I'm a professional!
814
00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:10,265
A professional of what? I'd
like to know.
815
00:59:17,965 --> 00:59:21,265
Hey, girl, cover yourself up!
And get down right now!
816
00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:30,500
Hey! Go away!
817
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:34,800
Lechers, go away!
- Everybody stand still!
818
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,160
Stop this farse with your shirt!
Play a slow dance!
819
00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:47,200
Bring the ventilator!
820
01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:02,570
You...please get out.
821
01:00:04,070 --> 01:00:05,500
Leave him alone.
- I was just looking for you.
822
01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:07,000
Get out please!
823
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:14,800
Leave me alone! I'm a professional
and I've been involved in this farce!
824
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:18,000
Get out of there!
- Get out, lecher!
825
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:22,775
Don't go away, sir. What a pity!
The game is over. - Get out!
826
01:00:23,675 --> 01:00:27,000
You're a socially dangerous maniac!
- Well said, attorney.
827
01:00:27,170 --> 01:00:28,435
And this? Where did you take this?
- This is not mine.
828
01:00:28,635 --> 01:00:31,835
Ah, it's not yours, is it? Who
did start to make the bangs?
829
01:00:32,005 --> 01:00:34,130
I've been seeing you, you know, I've been
following you since the first moment!
830
01:00:34,330 --> 01:00:36,730
A 500,000 Lire worth of damage has
been caused. Who will pay me?
831
01:00:36,930 --> 01:00:40,320
If you wanted to come to this point, my name
is Mario Dinverni, my address is corso Europa 9.
832
01:00:40,620 --> 01:00:44,300
Who does guarantee?
- I can pay, otherwise call the police.
833
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:46,400
Good evening.
834
01:00:47,150 --> 01:00:50,750
Please go away! And don't come
back again!
835
01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:54,500
What are doing here? Come in
and have fun.
836
01:00:56,700 --> 01:00:57,900
You're too kind, attorney.
837
01:02:03,300 --> 01:02:05,665
Listen, may I make a call?
- By all means. It's our treat.
838
01:02:22,405 --> 01:02:26,385
Hello, Giovanna? Wait, I'm
coming back...Wait! I'm coming!
839
01:02:27,685 --> 01:02:30,865
Are you angry? Come on...I'll
bring you a nice surprise.
840
01:02:32,100 --> 01:02:33,300
Don't go away!
841
01:02:41,175 --> 01:02:44,825
How can I help you, sir?
- Didn't you give balloons to kids once?
842
01:02:45,025 --> 01:02:48,120
Once but they have no effect
by now anymore.
843
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:52,435
What a pity.
844
01:03:18,700 --> 01:03:20,800
Good evening, sir.
- Good evening.
845
01:03:21,500 --> 01:03:23,200
Listen, do people always eat so much?
846
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,650
Sure, they eat a lot! They eat
and then they forget everything.
847
01:03:25,750 --> 01:03:28,350
Better than cocaine!
- Really? So, let's eat!
848
01:03:29,300 --> 01:03:30,300
What will you give me?
849
01:03:30,450 --> 01:03:33,900
I've...if I had to advise, I'd give
you this good risotto.
850
01:03:34,050 --> 01:03:35,075
Yes, I'm going to arrange a slap-up dinner.
851
01:03:35,275 --> 01:03:36,525
It's one of our specialities.
852
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:40,105
This will become cold before
it arrives to my home.
853
01:03:40,255 --> 01:03:43,335
We've a special thermic pack.
- Really? So let's have a risotto.
854
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:52,885
Here! You look pretty this way.
855
01:03:53,900 --> 01:03:56,000
As you combed you hair before,
you looked like a mickey mouse.
856
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:58,200
Now you're a little woman.
857
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:04,345
Listen, don't you have a ribbon
or a bow? - Not here.
858
01:04:05,455 --> 01:04:06,455
What a pity.
859
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:09,800
Hello Giovanna.
- Good evening. - Hello.
860
01:04:12,350 --> 01:04:13,665
Well, listen, put a ribbon on, ok?
- Yes.
861
01:04:14,865 --> 01:04:15,865
Bye.
862
01:04:17,155 --> 01:04:20,415
You, go home. - I stayed here
to keep your young lady company.
863
01:04:26,015 --> 01:04:29,315
I've brought a lot of stuff, you know,
we're having one of those dinners...
864
01:04:29,515 --> 01:04:32,530
Just smell! Sniff, sniff well!
865
01:04:32,730 --> 01:04:35,000
Smell the truffle.
866
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:38,100
There're turkey, truffle, canapes
and champagne.
867
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:41,355
You'll see how well we're going
to be together, you and me all alone.
868
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:45,050
Two hours spent to go and buy some food?
869
01:04:45,250 --> 01:04:47,950
No, I wanted to have a walk,
I was so nervous...
870
01:04:48,100 --> 01:04:49,225
Come on, make some room for me.
871
01:04:50,500 --> 01:04:52,680
What do you want? - Nothing,
I want to stay here on you.
872
01:04:54,500 --> 01:04:55,800
Make some room for me.
873
01:04:57,900 --> 01:04:58,900
Here.
874
01:05:01,900 --> 01:05:04,155
But did you get it over with
balloons? - Yes!
875
01:05:13,500 --> 01:05:14,600
Have we made peace with each
other, haven't we?
876
01:05:17,150 --> 01:05:22,550
Yes! - No!
877
01:05:22,850 --> 01:05:23,850
Yes! We've made peace with each
other. Go down.
878
01:05:29,100 --> 01:05:30,100
You smell good.
879
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:38,150
Come, come closer here.
- No.
880
01:05:39,300 --> 01:05:41,120
Come on, Giovanna, please.
- No!
881
01:05:41,700 --> 01:05:46,500
Come closer to me.
- No! - Come. - No.
882
01:05:58,100 --> 01:06:01,400
What do you want? Do you want
to make love?
883
01:06:02,300 --> 01:06:05,685
What?
- Do you want to make love?
884
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:19,605
You've been really an idiot on
wasting all this time.
885
01:06:19,755 --> 01:06:20,755
Yes, I know.
886
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:25,430
Ah, no, your elbow on my belly.
887
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:34,650
Come here...I don't know what
I'd do without you...
888
01:06:35,900 --> 01:06:40,875
You've to stand me, along with all my
defects, you've to say that you love me,...
889
01:06:43,375 --> 01:06:47,550
...that you love me so much, so much!
- So much!
890
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:53,585
Yes...you've to accept me just
like I am because I...
891
01:06:54,735 --> 01:06:56,475
Come on, get undressed.
892
01:06:57,905 --> 01:07:02,905
I...
- Come on, get undressed!
893
01:07:06,805 --> 01:07:09,445
I want to make love with you.
- Yes, sure!
894
01:07:11,700 --> 01:07:16,950
Me too but I want you say again
that you'll always help me...
895
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:22,200
...because I...
896
01:07:34,875 --> 01:07:38,875
STUPID...thanks!
897
01:07:39,300 --> 01:07:40,430
Do you know what I'll make of
your STUPID?
898
01:07:41,230 --> 01:07:42,230
I'm eating it!
899
01:07:46,750 --> 01:07:49,250
Think of a foot with...
- Good!
900
01:07:52,550 --> 01:07:54,900
Let's keep on playing the game,
come on. Write another thing...
901
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:57,500
...another thing that you think
about me.
902
01:08:05,350 --> 01:08:08,450
Very boring.
- Ah, it's an old thing.
903
01:08:18,355 --> 01:08:19,455
Now I'm making a drawing!
904
01:08:21,065 --> 01:08:23,435
I'm doing it...here?
- No.
905
01:08:26,075 --> 01:08:30,575
So I'm doing it...here is it allowed?
906
01:08:32,150 --> 01:08:36,545
I'm getting colder and colder and
colder...warmer! Here?
907
01:08:37,545 --> 01:08:38,405
Wait for a while.
908
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:42,355
Let's play one of those games
that one can find on a newspaper.
909
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,575
Given a circle, imagine a nice
drawing.
910
01:08:47,235 --> 01:08:53,035
Well...let's imagine that this
is a nice little lawn.
911
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,600
A nice little circular lawn.
912
01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:59,500
Do you know what I'm going to put
on it...in the middle?
913
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:01,750
A lovely daisy.
914
01:09:10,100 --> 01:09:11,135
Wait..this is on the way.
915
01:09:16,255 --> 01:09:17,800
No!
- Is it cold? - Indeed!
916
01:09:24,450 --> 01:09:26,350
No, if you move, petals are
coming out badly.
917
01:09:30,130 --> 01:09:31,150
Snip!
918
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:35,200
Do you know that daisies are
a food? They are very sweet!
919
01:09:44,300 --> 01:09:47,300
Come on! That's enough.
920
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:49,400
That's enough!
921
01:09:51,900 --> 01:09:53,900
Is the daisy sweet?
922
01:09:59,850 --> 01:10:01,250
Is the dinner ready?
923
01:11:43,150 --> 01:11:44,250
Stop it!
924
01:11:48,700 --> 01:11:50,525
It was the right one!
925
01:11:51,700 --> 01:11:54,200
You bastard! I�ll smash your
face in!
926
01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:58,200
I�ll smash your face in!
Do not laugh!
927
01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:00,620
Look how I'm close to you! Within
an inch far from your nose!
928
01:12:02,050 --> 01:12:04,555
I'm within an inch far from you!
Be careful! - Are you crazy?
929
01:12:05,555 --> 01:12:09,555
Who is crazy?!? Look here!
Look if I'm crazy!
930
01:12:10,365 --> 01:12:14,900
I can command my action, you know,
I'll cut your head! This way!
931
01:12:15,050 --> 01:12:16,950
Have you understood that I'll
cut your head?
932
01:12:17,650 --> 01:12:19,350
You never smoke, why are you
smoking now?
933
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:22,200
That's why you were calmly waiting
for me and you're even a sadist!
934
01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:25,555
But I'm going to put my finger into
your nose and I'll smash it!
935
01:12:25,755 --> 01:12:29,400
Understood? Do not laugh because
I�ll smash your face in!
936
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:33,335
Say that I'm crazy because I want
to understand! Say it!
937
01:12:33,535 --> 01:12:36,780
Say it! Say that I want to think!
- That's enough!
938
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:41,000
You've even an awful taste now.
- I've even an awful taste!
939
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:45,000
Overcome the balloon!
940
01:12:45,300 --> 01:12:47,500
But you're completely crazy!
- Come on!
941
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:52,600
You, shut up!
942
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:57,000
You, young lady, don't overcome
the balloon.
943
01:12:57,400 --> 01:13:02,550
Try to understand the meaning
of it...go away, young lady.
944
01:13:02,750 --> 01:13:03,900
Go away.
- I'm so stupid...
945
01:13:04,050 --> 01:13:06,900
You'll be of no help as my wife.
- I'm so stupid... - Yes.
946
01:13:07,100 --> 01:13:11,200
...to stay here waiting for you,
I'm so stupid, that's what I'm!
947
01:13:11,350 --> 01:13:13,700
Stupid!
- Yes. Go away!
948
01:13:15,700 --> 01:13:17,450
I'm gently speaking to you, go away.
949
01:13:19,300 --> 01:13:22,050
Please, this way.
- I've to take my clothes.
950
01:13:22,650 --> 01:13:24,335
Sure.
- And also my boots!
951
01:13:24,535 --> 01:13:25,535
Please come in.
952
01:13:26,100 --> 01:13:29,255
I wonder how I could go to bed
with you! Look that you're a freak!
953
01:13:29,455 --> 01:13:33,770
Yes. - Egoist, unbearable...
- Yes.
954
01:13:33,970 --> 01:13:38,600
I'm sick and tired of waiting for you,
you'll stay alone with your candies,...
955
01:13:38,150 --> 01:13:43,550
...your dog, your money, your
factory, your understanding!
956
01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:46,000
What do you want to understand?
957
01:13:53,900 --> 01:13:58,700
Go. Come back to your parents...
who have so much faith in you.
958
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:00,750
I'm blowing up another balloon instead.
959
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:03,500
I'm blowing up a thousand balloons!
...Eat your heart out!
960
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:19,700
Open! Air! One, two and three!
961
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:24,800
A living room with three windows
...panoramic windows!
962
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:26,600
Done.
963
01:14:29,750 --> 01:14:31,300
And I can see the Cathedral from this one!
964
01:14:31,450 --> 01:14:33,120
"Frederick the emperor stays in Como!
965
01:14:33,370 --> 01:14:37,285
Behold, a messenger is going
into Milan at full gallop!"
966
01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:46,770
Antique...thieves!
967
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:02,900
Furio! Come here!
968
01:15:04,050 --> 01:15:07,000
Come. Me and you, who are serious guys...
969
01:15:07,150 --> 01:15:10,120
...we're going to polish everything here,
we've to eat, come!
970
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:13,545
Come. But cheese causes you
acid stomach...
971
01:15:14,650 --> 01:15:17,620
...I'll give you, I'll serve you,
if the others don't care...me!
972
01:15:18,620 --> 01:15:22,625
Take that, eat it! Well done.
973
01:15:27,725 --> 01:15:30,150
I'm fixing you now.
974
01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:35,115
I want to put you here in the middle,
so I can look closely at you.
975
01:15:36,350 --> 01:15:37,350
Done.
976
01:15:43,300 --> 01:15:45,400
Little poetic cloud.
977
01:15:47,150 --> 01:15:48,150
Now I'll show you.
978
01:15:50,150 --> 01:15:51,150
Tasting...
979
01:15:56,150 --> 01:15:57,300
Thermic warmth.
980
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:01,275
Do you like it? Later.
981
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:04,900
Now the truffle...9,000 Lire...
982
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:10,960
...500, 1,000, 1,500...
983
01:16:11,700 --> 01:16:16,700
...2,000, 2,500, 3,000, 3,500...
984
01:16:17,700 --> 01:16:20,575
...4,000. I'm stopping not
to feel liverish.
985
01:16:27,300 --> 01:16:29,000
I've to keep calm and follow
your example,...
986
01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:32,120
...because you're already a
corpse, that's the truth.
987
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:38,400
Moet Chandon...Brut! 1944...
988
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:41,135
Who knows...Could it be true?
989
01:16:42,335 --> 01:16:45,655
Germans stole everything...easy,
scientifically.
990
01:16:48,455 --> 01:16:49,455
Easy...
991
01:16:53,900 --> 01:16:56,450
Pouring...froth.
992
01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:00,365
I like froth...here�s to your health!
993
01:17:12,165 --> 01:17:13,380
Would you like a balloon? It's yours.
994
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:17,000
Eat your heart out!
995
01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:24,285
I want to blow up it a bit more,
what the heck!
996
01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:35,880
I'll fix you, my dear balloon.
997
01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:40,950
I'm hanging you up here because
you're disturbing me...physically.
998
01:18:12,050 --> 01:18:13,650
Furio,...look.
999
01:19:31,950 --> 01:19:34,850
Look! One has jumped off a window!
Look!
1000
01:19:36,050 --> 01:19:38,340
Do not move him! Call the Red Cross!
Quick!
1001
01:19:55,450 --> 01:19:58,900
What a nice Christmas! Look at that!
Everything has been broken!
1002
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:05,200
I don't know...his slipper!
Take your slipper back!
1003
01:20:06,300 --> 01:20:10,100
Make way! Excuse me, but do you
take care of your car only?
1004
01:20:10,535 --> 01:20:13,750
Do you know that the man fallen from
over there may even die? Poor him!
1005
01:20:13,900 --> 01:20:14,750
Excuse me, what do you care about that?
1006
01:20:14,900 --> 01:20:16,740
I do care because you only worry
about your car!
1007
01:20:16,990 --> 01:20:18,990
Why are you meddling in my business?
- Don't you see the blood all around?
1008
01:20:19,100 --> 01:20:22,100
The car is mine, you know! - Ok, it's
yours, but after all there's a dead man!
1009
01:20:22,300 --> 01:20:24,800
Surely I didn't tell him to jump
off the window, so what? - Right!
1010
01:20:24,950 --> 01:20:26,820
Do you have a car?
- Yes, here's my car.
1011
01:20:26,970 --> 01:20:29,400
So what would you say if I came
here, kicked and banged into it?
1012
01:20:29,550 --> 01:20:31,650
It was a suicide after all.
1013
01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:34,600
So what?! The dead rest in peace,
the quick have a good night!
1014
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:38,150
Ladies and gentlemen, will you please
come back in? The auction goes on.
1015
01:20:39,250 --> 01:20:42,100
Please...please, ladies and
gentlemen, follow me, please.
1016
01:20:43,450 --> 01:20:44,850
Don't be like that!
1017
01:20:45,450 --> 01:20:46,450
Come in, ladies and gentlemen,
this way, please.
1018
01:20:51,150 --> 01:20:55,550
I've been strangely asked for that
sculpted head, currently for sale,...
1019
01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:57,950
...just today in the afternoon,
by the man who committed suicide.
1020
01:22:08,150 --> 01:22:13,150
Translated by quidtum @ CG and KG
September 2012 81202
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