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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:10,090 This sniper, drop-out 2 00:00:10,170 --> 00:00:14,714 audio-visualisation is based on a surreal story. 3 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,842 After considering several scripts 4 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,771 Jesús decided to shoot: 5 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:25,649 - Pose like James Bond. - What? 6 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,486 Looking over there. My God! 7 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:43,910 MALAGA, JUNE 2012 8 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:45,804 I refute the testament. 9 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,360 - Who says? - You. 10 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:49,602 Al Pereira, after the kid cries... 11 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,811 - This testament? - The testament. 12 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:02,088 No, this one is for the thick cable. 13 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:04,484 For gross... 14 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:09,009 For gross perversion of justice. 15 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:11,763 Some nonsense. 16 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:20,808 Per... perveration. 17 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,565 Perver... 18 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:24,524 Perveration. 19 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,720 - And for bribery and... - And bribery. 20 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:29,810 And co-thinking. 21 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,001 - And compensating. - No, co-thinking! 22 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,161 All right. 23 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:39,850 Should I spread some on your bread, Jesús? 24 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,726 - Can you pass me the cheese? - Of course. 25 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:47,884 In Jess Franco's movies 26 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:51,841 the crew members also take time for a nice breakfast. 27 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:54,560 What? 28 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,688 Emilio is in Malaga. 29 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,844 Malaga? Because I no see... 30 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:03,003 - Hi, is there a socket? - Yes. 31 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:06,583 Yes, I pulled the plugs of the fridges because of them making noise. 32 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,848 Does this one work? 33 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,521 Yes, no... I have to turn on the switch. 34 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,322 Faster? She should stop more? 35 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,488 I want to see both tongues. 36 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,011 - All right. - I haven't seen them yet. 37 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:42,363 This is only the rehearsal. We will shoot the real scene later. 38 00:02:47,090 --> 00:02:50,522 - What are you doing here? - Don't get angry. 39 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,644 Put on a pair of shoes 40 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,851 even if they don't appear in the shot. 41 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:01,085 I can't see them. 42 00:03:01,165 --> 00:03:03,089 They are here, right here. 43 00:03:03,169 --> 00:03:04,481 I can't see them. 44 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:11,210 - I can't see them. - This is why I'm here. We can shoot now. 45 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,810 What I don't like is that you are barefooted. 46 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:18,209 - Are you afraid I'm going to catch a cold? - Yes. 47 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:19,806 Wonderful. 48 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,847 Al Pereira, that old hippie is trapped in a suit. 49 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:30,002 I feel better barefoot. But that's my thing. 50 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:34,163 I would do whatever it takes for cinema. 51 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:39,007 Do you know how much footage we have shot? 52 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:43,240 - Yesterday and today? - Today. 53 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,282 Move towards me again. 54 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,484 Let's see... Action! 55 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:55,769 - Get out! I said get out now! - No, no, no. 56 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,563 You moved forward too much. 57 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,960 Get out! Get out of here, you sluts. 58 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:08,165 Your asses are always exposed. You are always provoking with your tits. 59 00:04:09,050 --> 00:04:13,575 Get out of here. Come on, out! What a disgrace. 60 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:18,604 If my mother could see you she would die a second time. 61 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:23,120 This city is turning into a new Babel. 62 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,987 Get out you insolent sluts. 63 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:29,126 Pater Noster, qui Es in caelis... 64 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,641 Pater Noster, qui Es in caelis... 65 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,567 - Domine tecum! - Domine tecum! 66 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,884 - I don't remember the rest. - Forgive them. 67 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,166 Forgive them. 68 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,509 I don't remember the rest. 69 00:04:45,589 --> 00:04:48,040 I don't remember the rest. 70 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,964 I don't even have time to pray. 71 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:54,615 I don't even have time to pray. 72 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,014 Or to be good. 73 00:04:56,094 --> 00:04:57,080 Or to be good. 74 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,208 Or to be afraid of God. 75 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:01,097 What a disgrace. 76 00:05:01,652 --> 00:05:03,021 What a disgrace. 77 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,123 A man like me... 78 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,200 - Al Pereira! - Al Pereira! 79 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,407 One of the most righteous men 80 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:17,083 ... in this hell. - One of the most righteous men in this hell. 81 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,364 He can't even speak to his Lord. 82 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:23,840 He can't even speak to his Lord. 83 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:27,242 Because the ladies come and fuck him. 84 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:30,889 Because the naked ladies come and fuck him. 85 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:34,560 Out! 86 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:38,561 Listen, 87 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,806 Davinia, the thing you are doing now, 88 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,042 do it while I'm shooting. 89 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,411 Not now? All right. 90 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:51,200 - Let's start. - Which position are you in? 91 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:54,090 Would you mind me taking the position of the actor? 92 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,971 Yes, because I'll lose it but... 93 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,962 If there is no other solution? 94 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,200 - Some day... - Some day... 95 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:07,760 - this land... - this land... 96 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:09,604 will be yours. 97 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,285 Do you know Texas? 98 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:15,840 - Yes, but only the northern part. - And Minnesota and Ohio? 99 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,684 - No? - No, no. 100 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:22,481 Cut! 101 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:25,483 What a mess. 102 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,489 - What do you think? - What? 103 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:35,207 - Do you want to do it again? - No, I liked it. 104 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:39,809 - We will edit the different sequences. - Okay, great. 105 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,361 Well, 106 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:46,882 we are done for this position. 107 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:54,723 We stopped the shooting because Jesús had to attend his "Back to Berlin" tribute. 108 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:58,800 During the tribute they showed forty of his movies 109 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:02,009 from the 3rd to 15th of August at the Babylon theatre. 110 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:40,730 Yes, of course. 111 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:44,484 What a privilege. 112 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:55,050 This is a mysterious, 113 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,207 strange and unexpected stay. 114 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:03,089 I have been to Berlin many times but it has never been this special. 115 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:08,321 Until now I have never climbed stairs 116 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:12,125 with kind people helping me. 117 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:17,490 Unfortunately I screwed them because they had to carry me. 118 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:21,171 The way that all of this happened 119 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,844 is a big surprise to me. 120 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:28,211 It went from surprise to surprise. 121 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:32,970 Why did you choose to stay near Alexanderplatz? 122 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:36,608 I didn't. 123 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,804 It's a casualty of life that just happened. 124 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:44,124 I never liked Alexanderplatz. 125 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:47,040 - An original. - Yes, it is. 126 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:49,286 It's nice. 127 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:53,207 We met with Andreas Bethmann and Carsten Frank 128 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:55,840 to talk about a possible co-production. 129 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:56,921 Man! 130 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,360 - More. - Célestine. 131 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:22,488 Yes, Célestine. 132 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:39,007 He still made black and white films. 133 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,048 Is it long enough? 134 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:00,647 Did you read what Tim Lucas recently wrote about you? 135 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,606 Yes. 136 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,982 - It is very good, I think. - Yes. 137 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:11,448 This is not true, but it's... 138 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:15,764 - "For one of my favourite..." - Freakies. 139 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:28,608 This is really ugly! 140 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,049 Another tram. 141 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,847 See you soon Jesusito. I'll be back. 142 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:54,051 See you soon. I don't believe you but... 143 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,287 Shadows, nothing more, 144 00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:01,048 between your life and mine. 145 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,830 Shadows, nothing more, 146 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,321 between your love 147 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:08,765 and mine. 148 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:13,246 I would like to open my veins slowly. 149 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:17,969 And shed all my blood at your feet 150 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:21,051 To show you that I can't 151 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:24,841 love you more and then die. 152 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:27,360 That's it! 153 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,401 No. Bullshit! 154 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,604 Sure. All right. 155 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,641 Who will play Margarita? 156 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:47,171 No, no. Which one do you mean? 157 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,363 The tall blond one? 158 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,008 All right, that could work. 159 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,320 We'll call you tomorrow or the day after. 160 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,124 I'm... I'm not sure I can. 161 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,128 I have a lot to do, Jesús. 162 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,768 I have the house in Madrid and I can't just come and go. 163 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:15,481 Come and see me as soon as possible. 164 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,801 Of course, I will try. 165 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,251 Well... okay. 166 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,560 Little butts in the night? I like the title. 167 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,836 Little butts in the night seems like... 168 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:35,086 You know what they'll say. They'll say that Little butts in the night 169 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,927 sounds pornographic. 170 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,847 Little butts in the night. How silly. 171 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,809 Okay, all right. 172 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,366 Well yes, let's see... 173 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,170 Fuck! 174 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:57,841 - Don't worry, we will shoot it. - Who are you talking to? 175 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,160 Nobody. 176 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,606 - It was... - I heard you. 177 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,930 It was a friend. 178 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,331 I heard you. 179 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:20,363 I can't believe you will shoot that movie. 180 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:24,521 - No, you heard I told him... - You said you're going to think about it. 181 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,680 - I will. - I heard you. 182 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,922 Jesús really wants to shoot it. 183 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,766 He is so old and it makes him happy. 184 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,964 - Not with those sluts. - I didn't want to. 185 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:38,881 You're a disgrace. Those girls are sluts. 186 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,242 They could be your daughters. 187 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,403 - I'll tell my mother. - No! 188 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,312 - Yes I will. - No! 189 00:21:45,392 --> 00:21:46,858 Don't tell your mother! 190 00:21:46,938 --> 00:21:49,840 She has the right to know who my grandfather is. 191 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,240 You vicious man. 192 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,560 She will have a stroke. 193 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,962 Of course she will, if you keep doing these filthy movies. 194 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,080 - I'll tell her now. - Please, Yolanda. 195 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:04,201 - If there were a door I'd slam it! - Yolandita. 196 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:08,009 Please, sweetie. Honey... 197 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,211 Fuck. 198 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:17,326 Fuck. 199 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,207 - Pereira, you fag! - Pereira, you fag! 200 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,610 That's enough! 201 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,085 What if...? 202 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,368 No, but I... 203 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,201 Well... 204 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,802 All right, I'll call him. 205 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,286 Jesús, I talked to both of them. 206 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:23,003 They said if I shoot the movie they will kick me out of their house. 207 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,806 There won't be any second chance. 208 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,929 They will pack my bags and kick me out. 209 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:38,791 At my age I can't live under a bridge. 210 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,446 I'm sorry but I have to stay here. 211 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:45,010 Listen Jesús... Jesús! 212 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,048 He hung up the phone. 213 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:54,241 Well. 214 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:04,280 - We are Al Pereira's... - We are Al Pereira's... 215 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:07,640 - little widows. - little widows. 216 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:13,520 - We will rip his guts out! - We will rip his guts out. 217 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:18,376 - When he's horny. - When he's horny. 218 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,888 Jesús called and said that the least you can do 219 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,607 is go to Germany and get Katja Bienert. 220 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:54,289 Her mother mustn't come. And he doesn't want to talk to you. 221 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,161 It was about time! 222 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:47,921 Yes, but he told me to go and get Katja Bienert. 223 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:52,394 He didn't tell me what the movie is about. I will have to say something. 224 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,523 She will ask me. 225 00:26:54,770 --> 00:26:58,470 If you don't know what it's about and that's the title, I don't like it. 226 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,571 Come on, Davinia. Don't worry. 227 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,890 I like the title. 228 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:09,724 I could sing the movie theme. 229 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:16,120 Little butts in the night Two lonely butts... 230 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:19,560 - Butts in the night. - That's not going to be the title. 231 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:23,884 Irene, put Davinia on the phone. 232 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,880 We will decide on what we want to do depending on what happens. 233 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,203 You're evil. Very evil. 234 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,724 You're evil! 235 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,802 Fuck off. Sluts, sinners! 236 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,322 Yolanda, come here. 237 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,259 Look how nice the clerical collar looks. 238 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,846 Yolanda. 239 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,201 Yolanda? 240 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,125 Yolandita? 241 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:36,207 How do you like my clerical collar? 242 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:38,167 What...? 243 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,339 Who are you? What are you doing here? 244 00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:44,160 I was just... 245 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,618 I was passing by and they invited me in. 246 00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:49,360 What a disgrace. You're a sinner! 247 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,560 A winner? I'm a winner. 248 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:55,042 Victor, what are you doing here with this man? 249 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,441 I had high hopes for you. 250 00:32:59,532 --> 00:33:00,560 Yolanda! 251 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:03,166 Don't you ever knock? 252 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,850 Grandpa, I told you to knock. 253 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,800 You don't look like a priest. You look ridiculous. 254 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,882 It's the only thing I can find. 255 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:18,002 What are you telling me? You're going to kill your mother. 256 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:22,087 You will upset her so much she will die from it. 257 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,970 What a disgrace! 258 00:33:24,431 --> 00:33:25,880 I'm going to Germany. 259 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,691 - Bye grandpa. - I can't cope with these monstrosities. 260 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:31,525 Sinners. 261 00:33:31,605 --> 00:33:33,240 Sinners! 262 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:36,483 - We're going to continue, right? - Yes! 263 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,201 Turn your ass towards the camera. 264 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,720 Move it nicely. 265 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,485 Exciting, pleasurable. 266 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:27,205 Exaggerate some more. 267 00:35:49,542 --> 00:35:52,166 Separate the cheeks. 268 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,205 With the other hand. With both hands. 269 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,246 Separate them well. 270 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,206 And now turn towards the camera very slowly. 271 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,442 Really slowly. 272 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,681 Do it again, really slowly. 273 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:55,241 Good. 274 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:17,163 Stay there, perfect. Perfect! 275 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,287 Show us your ass. 276 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,681 Cut! 277 00:40:40,502 --> 00:40:41,681 Open. 278 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,930 Come in. I'm upstairs on the terrace. 279 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,644 All right, I'm waiting. 280 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,084 - Here I am. - Come. 281 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:06,802 I composed a song for you. I can't play the piano, so I asked him to do it. 282 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,646 He's fucking my granddaughter. 283 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,691 - I know. I know him. - He will play for us. 284 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:16,321 Start playing. 285 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,331 Do you like the sunset? 286 00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,729 A sunset is one of nature's most beautiful things. 287 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,557 Do you want to have a family? 288 00:41:34,637 --> 00:41:38,033 I thought about it but I haven't found the right person yet. 289 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,649 Do you like the music I composed? 290 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,368 I'd say I heard it before. 291 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,031 That's weird because I composed it this morning. 292 00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,990 - Don't you like it? - I love it! 293 00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:18,367 Play less loudly. We have important things to discuss. 294 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:28,401 - What do you want from me? - Don't you understand my music? 295 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:32,762 If the song had words, I would understand. 296 00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:37,801 I was unable to express in words what I have suffered lately. 297 00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:44,510 The Alligator Ladies have mocked and insulted me. 298 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,045 They called me a fag. 299 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,641 Fag Al Pereira, a sex symbol 300 00:42:53,721 --> 00:42:56,480 of all international detectivism. 301 00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,930 Many women have laid in my arms 302 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,242 and now they all bore me. 303 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,608 You have made me doubt. 304 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,722 Do you understand? 305 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,049 Of course I understand, but... 306 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,807 When you're back we'll talk, dear. 307 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:24,044 All right, we'll talk. See you soon. 308 00:43:38,532 --> 00:43:40,131 Goodbye, Victor. 309 00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:43,573 Bye, Al. 310 00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:01,489 I headed back to Germany to get my beloved Katja Bienert. 311 00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:33,849 BOOKBINDERY 312 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,883 I can see them, Jesús. 313 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:34,040 They are right behind me. 314 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:38,680 I've turned around so they won't see me. I was downstairs. 315 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,805 If you want, I can go down now 316 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:47,163 so they can film me and you can have evidence. 317 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,446 I recognized some faces. 318 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,201 I saw a brunette. 319 00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:58,047 I think it's Agripina. 320 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,127 Sorry, I meant Davinia. 321 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,130 She is in disguise. 322 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,687 I can't hear you. They're getting angry. 323 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:14,624 They're getting angry, Jesús. I'm leaving. 324 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,806 MUNICH, LATER 325 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:53,372 Jesús, I'm here, where the Llobregaten 326 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,327 meets the Turien. Yes. 327 00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,005 They're huge. 328 00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:03,041 I saw a woman's body. 329 00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,006 There are some strong currents. 330 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:14,251 I will try and show you with my phone. 331 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:22,760 Can you see back there? Something is moving. 332 00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:28,434 I think the Turks didn't kill her. They left her there to die. 333 00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:30,762 Maybe that poor... 334 00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:34,086 poor Linda is still dying. 335 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,129 I'll see if I can save her. Bye. 336 00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,801 Pereira, don't you want to be licked? 337 00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:33,201 Come, come you fool. 338 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:47,447 You are missing out on some good asses 339 00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:54,281 and some great licking. 340 01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:19,931 Pereira, don't you want a little ass? 341 01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:27,321 Look! 342 01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,490 Where are you going? 343 01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:34,966 Don't be afraid. 344 01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:56,248 - Open it! - Okay, okay. 345 01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:25,481 - Open it. - I'm coming. 346 01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:28,251 What's wrong? 347 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:30,842 - Come in. - Lock the door. 348 01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:41,291 Do you want a rum and Coke? 349 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,799 No rum. You know... 350 01:03:45,331 --> 01:03:48,646 - Only Coke? - Yes, only Coke. 351 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,531 - They are following me. - Who? 352 01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:59,770 A Turk with a beard. 353 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:05,829 And other Turks. One is the boss of six other Turks who were there. 354 01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:08,401 They were disguised as old ladies. 355 01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:13,402 I noticed because I saw they were men. 356 01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:16,445 - What are you saying? Here. - Sons of bitches! 357 01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:18,569 They want to kill me. 358 01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:23,150 Show me that. 359 01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:37,002 - Are these the Turks? - Yes. 360 01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:40,521 We will have to eliminate that part. 361 01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:43,120 - This part? - Yes, yes. 362 01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:45,089 - And this shot, too. - Really? 363 01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:48,491 - Eliminate all of this. - It's great. Why? 364 01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:51,970 That's why they are following me. 365 01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:55,668 They are angry because we filmed them 366 01:04:55,748 --> 01:05:00,097 and put them in a movie without asking them. 367 01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:03,085 - Let's look at the river footage. - Okay. 368 01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:06,724 This too! See? 369 01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:08,440 What? 370 01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:12,560 - Zoom in! - Where to? Here? 371 01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:14,160 - Yes. - What do you want? 372 01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:16,925 There was a dead woman there. 373 01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:21,450 Where do you see a dead woman? 374 01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:24,809 - I saw her. - There is nothing there. 375 01:05:24,889 --> 01:05:30,304 No, but then I was not wearing glasses. 376 01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:35,400 When I was there I saw a woman moving. 377 01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:39,121 With my glasses I can see that there is nothing there. 378 01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:43,001 It's a box or another weird object. 379 01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:47,760 I said there was a woman and that she was moving. 380 01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:52,604 I told the police. They went there and investigated. 381 01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:57,800 The Turks, Katja Bienert and the entire world want to kill me. 382 01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,806 That's the problem. Who do they want to kill? 383 01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:04,230 They can kill Al Pereira. 384 01:06:04,310 --> 01:06:07,800 They are also looking for Robert Foster. 385 01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:11,470 He played Al Pereira in this movie. 386 01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:16,324 And they are looking for the director because he was the one who said 387 01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:21,470 what the actor playing Al Pereira had to say in that moment. 388 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:25,290 - Who are they? - Antonio Mayans. 389 01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:29,604 It's a decomposition 390 01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:34,688 of human matter in the world of cinematographic expression. 391 01:06:36,290 --> 01:06:38,368 It's crystal clear. 392 01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:45,843 Aren't you exaggerating? 393 01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:51,171 - You're obsessed. - Well, maybe I'm paranoid. 394 01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:54,920 But we have to eliminate all of this. 395 01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:58,766 In the meantime, Jesús is shooting in Malaga. 396 01:06:59,494 --> 01:07:03,490 He's filming some great scenes with naked women. 397 01:07:03,570 --> 01:07:07,160 Those women are filthy and disgraceful. 398 01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:11,143 He's having a good time shooting an erotic movie. 399 01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:15,160 And he sends me into this mess. 400 01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:21,170 And then the police from many countries are looking for me and want to kill me. 401 01:07:21,250 --> 01:07:24,996 I have to suffer the calamities that he orders me to do. 402 01:07:25,076 --> 01:07:28,230 Go and pick up Katja Bienert. Why does he need her? 403 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:05,880 From Madrid I went to A Coruña, escaping from the Turks 404 01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:09,282 in order to solve Jesús' problem. 405 01:16:21,170 --> 01:16:23,567 SUCKING RELAXES 406 01:16:39,233 --> 01:16:40,233 Please. 407 01:16:41,344 --> 01:16:43,105 Come here a moment. 408 01:16:44,940 --> 01:16:47,160 Over here! Good evening. 409 01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:49,891 A Vichy Catalan please. 410 01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:52,322 No, there's none left. 411 01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:55,291 - A Mirinda. - I don't have any. 412 01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,923 All right. Thank you. 413 01:17:04,840 --> 01:17:06,569 Hello, how are you? 414 01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:09,122 Do you want a drink, handsome? 415 01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:48,594 Al Pereira! 416 01:17:54,040 --> 01:17:58,240 Do you have any questions or comments? 417 01:17:58,320 --> 01:18:00,891 Do you want to ask him something? 418 01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:04,239 Hello, before we start with the comments 419 01:18:04,319 --> 01:18:07,720 and the questions I would like to make an announcement. 420 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:11,960 At the end of the movie the title announces 421 01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:16,201 The Revenge of the Alligator Ladies. 422 01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:25,205 Jesús ordered me to take an international trip in order to look for... 423 01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:28,923 Katja Bienert, an actress who had worked with us. 424 01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:32,410 At first I thought she died in a river. 425 01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:34,927 In the Llobregaten. 426 01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:40,230 But the Turks said she didn't die. 427 01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:45,640 I came to Finisterrae, the end of the world, 428 01:18:45,720 --> 01:18:50,560 where I found two native women from A Coruña 429 01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:54,320 who will accompany my son, Sal, 430 01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:58,520 the mental retard whom you saw in the movie, 431 01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:02,400 he will go with Jesús to shoot 432 01:19:03,056 --> 01:19:08,563 the movie Revenge of the Alligator Ladies. 433 01:19:12,874 --> 01:19:15,002 These two women... 434 01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:20,320 have promised a lesbian performance with eleven meringues. 435 01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:22,320 It has never been seen before! 436 01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:56,484 Lord, free me from the Turks. 437 01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:02,006 They have been following me for days and want to kill me. 438 01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:06,726 And please cure my poor son, too. 439 01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:12,164 He is not doing well. I only want him to speak normally. 440 01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:17,685 If he can't be intelligent, at least let him speak normally. 441 01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:21,530 Thank you very much! 442 01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:46,642 Son. Son! Come here. 443 01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:50,005 Son, come here. 444 01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:53,760 Son!! 445 01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:04,641 - Daddy. - Speak normally. 446 01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:07,605 Speak normally, I asked God for this. 447 01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:10,200 - Thank you, Daddy. - Very well. 448 01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:13,727 I can speak normally. It's my voice, Daddy. 449 01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:21,169 Daddy, why are you dressed this way? 450 01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:25,923 The Turks are chasing me and they want to kill me. 451 01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:31,089 - Why do they want to kill you? - Because I said they killed Linda. 452 01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:35,486 And because I filmed many faces during the demonstration. 453 01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:39,771 - And Katja Bienert? - Katja Bienert didn't come. 454 01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:44,290 - Jesús will be angry. - Let him be angry. 455 01:21:44,543 --> 01:21:46,809 Instead I have found 456 01:21:46,889 --> 01:21:51,924 two really, really great women. 457 01:21:52,004 --> 01:21:57,371 They will do an incredible lesbian performance that involves 17 meringues. 458 01:21:58,333 --> 01:22:02,921 Go to Malaga with Jesús and tell him that you've got these two. 459 01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:05,689 Aren't you coming? 460 01:22:05,960 --> 01:22:10,170 I'm sure that when Jesús sees these two women... 461 01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:12,410 Knowing Jesús... 462 01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:16,765 - ls Katja not coming? - Katja is older. 463 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:21,686 Long live the lesbians, Daddy. 464 01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:25,564 Where are they, Daddy? Where are they? 465 01:22:27,480 --> 01:22:29,562 Where are they? 466 01:22:31,242 --> 01:22:32,242 Here. 467 01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:36,210 Vanessa, this is my son. 468 01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:44,411 Nice to meet you. 469 01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:51,843 Did you hear from Maria? 470 01:22:52,461 --> 01:22:54,698 No, nothing yet. 471 01:22:55,720 --> 01:22:59,088 I'm still sitting here and waiting. 472 01:23:00,720 --> 01:23:03,849 We can only wait five more minutes. 473 01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:07,688 Then you have to leave with her or with both. 474 01:23:08,120 --> 01:23:10,168 - Do you smoke? - No, no. 475 01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:12,603 No, I don't want a cigarette. 476 01:23:13,200 --> 01:23:16,880 But if you want to we can show the sea. 477 01:23:16,960 --> 01:23:22,251 Yes, because waiting without tobacco smoke is not possible. 478 01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:24,209 Let's show the sea. 479 01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:43,041 Follow the yellow promenade. 480 01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:45,766 Go on. 481 01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:48,123 - That way? - Yes. 482 01:23:56,040 --> 01:23:57,883 Say hi to Jesús. 483 01:23:58,220 --> 01:23:59,521 I will. 484 01:24:00,840 --> 01:24:05,129 Tell Maria she can eat the seventeen meringues on her own. 485 01:24:06,560 --> 01:24:08,483 I will tell her. 486 01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:17,001 Goodbye. 487 01:25:50,320 --> 01:25:52,971 What do you want to say, Pereira? 488 01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:55,964 Do you like us? 489 01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:03,808 Or do you prefer the fags who you usually hang out with? 490 01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:09,310 You're evil! And you carry sin within you. 491 01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:13,321 You are sinners! What a disgrace. 492 01:26:17,040 --> 01:26:19,520 Now leave! 35437

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