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All right, all right,
all right, uh...
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Hi, Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man,
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talking about experience.
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It's a word. It's a thing.
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Vague and boring thing.
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Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man,
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holding an empty legal pad
with no information,
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nothing on it!
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Hey, good morning, handsome.
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No time for compliments, honey.
I got to get this vlog written.
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- Well, why are you in here?
- Eh, it's quieter in here.
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Too many distractions
in my office.
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You've got to stop
buying me model cars.
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Well, maybe the problem is
you don't have your lucky pen.
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Yeah, I don't know
what I did with my lucky pen.
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It was around here.
I sure could use it,
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'cause this is
an important vlog, honey.
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- This is tenth anniversary.
- All right.
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I got it. I will be
out of your hair in one minute.
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Okay, thanks.
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Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man...
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Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man,
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talking about a very tasteless
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rice cereal.
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Almost done.
I'm almost done. Almost.
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All right. Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man,
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talking about...
Oh, perseverance.
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Perseverance.
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I'm sure Aristotle said
something about perseverance.
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Perseverance.
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Really?
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- The milk. Uh, sorry. No, go ahead.
- Yeah.
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Perseverance
and Aristotle and...
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Yeah, I'm just gonna
look it up on Google later.
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I got to find that pen.
I need that lucky pen.
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Your-your lucky pen.
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Uh...
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Pieces of it.
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*LAST MAN STANDING (US)*
Season 09 Episode 02
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Episode Title:
"Dual Time"
Aired on:
January 07, 2021
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Sync corrections by
srjanapala
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Oh, thank you, God.
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That's it,
I'm not coming on Sunday.
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He's still bouncing that ball?
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I hope so,
'cause I can still hear it.
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I think it's time
for an intervention.
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Okay.
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You be good cop, and
I'll be the guy that kills him.
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Hey, Mike, Mike, Mike.
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Mike, what's with
the bouncy-bouncy here?
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W-What's going on?
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I can't think of
a topic for my new vlog,
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and normally one comes to me
after about 20 bounces.
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- All right, where are you at now?
- At 1,033.
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I understand
why you're struggling.
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It's the tenth anniversary.
It's the big one.
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The one that has to top all
the ones that came before it.
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The Beyoncé of vlogs.
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Well, it c... Maybe, uh,
some fresh air would help.
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Maybe take a walk
around the block.
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- Or to Kansas.
- Mm-hmm.
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Huh?
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A change of scenery
might do you good.
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Try writing at home.
You do very good work there.
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I already tried that. Vanessa
wants me to fix the disposal.
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Why don't you just
hire someone to fix it?
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Problem with that: I'm a man.
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When something goes wrong
in my castle, I fix it.
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Something goes wrong
in my castle,
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I'm assuming it has
something to do with ghosts.
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I own an actual castle.
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Listen, I'm just gonna stick
around here, pace a little bit.
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I'll figure it out. I just
need some time by myself, guys.
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I will give you $200 cash money
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to check into the Marriott
down the road.
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Hey, Mikey, why don't you
come into my office.
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I'll put on some Tito Puente.
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A little mambo to break
that writer's block. Hey.
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- Yeah. - Right?
- You're gonna play jazz music?
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Never mind.
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I will handle this at home,
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and I'll just take care
of the disposal myself.
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Why don't you have Vanessa
go online and hire a handyman?
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Hey, there's a good idea.
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Why don't I hire somebody else
to do the work around my house?
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What do I do after that, huh?
Oh, I know.
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I'll stop by the salon
and get a mani-pedi.
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Don't knock it, Mikey.
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I met two wives like that.
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Come on. Come on now.
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I forgot
how good this show was.
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Oh, my God, we have been
watching this for five hours.
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- Mm. My legs are numb.
- Time for one more?
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Sure. We'll stop
when it hits my arms.
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- Hey. What are you guys doing?
- Hey.
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Oh, well, Mandy discovered that
one of our favorite shows ever,
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The League of Super Ladies,
is streaming.
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Oh, yeah? What's that
streaming on? Lame-o-Vision?
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- The, uh, Stink Channel?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah. Poop TV?
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Uh, Channel Nobody Watches This?
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Hey,
The League is not lame.
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- Super Ladies kicks ass.
- Yeah.
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Needles, needles,
needles, needles.
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Do you guys even know
anything about the show?
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Uh, four high school girls
walking past the old power plant
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when it gets
struck by lightning.
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I am sleepy.
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You're awfully informed
for two guys who don't like it.
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Uh, well, as podcasters,
we are obliged to know
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everything about the sci-fi/
fantasy/superhero universe.
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- Oh, you forgot a slash: Middle-earth.
- Mm.
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Okay, look, guys.
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When it comes to superheroes,
there is the real thing...
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Toxic Titans...
And then there are imitators,
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like
League of Super Ladies.
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Okay, why don't you just
watch an episode with us?
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This next one is so good.
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Oh, yeah, Dazzle is captured
by Queen Andromeda,
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who gives her amnesia
with a memory puff.
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But Mascara is able
to reverse it
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by flying her through
a hyper-void.
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Huh. Does, uh,
that sound familiar, Kyle?
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I don't know, um,
Toxic Titans,
volume 12, issue two:
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"A Trip Down Memory Pain."
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Everyone stole storylines
from the great Bill Lamp, okay?
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Creator of
Toxic Titans,
godfather of graphic novels.
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Unparalleled genius.
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It's not anything
against the Super Ladies.
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It's just that Lamp
turned his light on first.
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Well,
The League of Super Ladies
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first aired in April '92.
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Toxic Titans volume 12
wasn't even published until '95.
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Well, looks like
your unparalleled genius
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stole a storyline
from our lame little show.
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- No. That's impossible.
- Don't you want to watch
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an episode now that you know
that Bill Lamp was a huge fan?
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Mm-hmm.
Yeah, hard pass.
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Come on.
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Yeah, enjoy watching
your Rube Tube.
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Oh, man, I am on fire!
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Hey, babe, that handyman
parked his van
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right in the middle
of the driveway.
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Uh, yeah... uh, look,
don't worry about that.
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Listen, honey, um,
you're not gonna believe this.
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What, that you hired a handyman
and he's inconsiderate?
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- Yeah, I believe it.
- Wait, wait.
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Turns out that he's one of
the bosses of the company,
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and when he found out
that this is your house,
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he came himself
so he could meet you.
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Do... Have you looked at him?
Does-does he looks nuts?
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Uh, yeah, a little bit. Yeah.
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He's a little bit crazy.
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- Okay, but come on.
- No, no, no.
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- Yeah. No. Honey.
- I-I don't have time for this.
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I got an idea for the vlog
in the car on the way home.
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- Come... Yeah.
- Please listen. Just listen to me.
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- All right.
- I want to say that everybody is different.
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- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
- We're different like snowflakes.
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- Yeah, yeah, okay.
- You know, in a good way.
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- Yeah.
- Not the whiny liberal way.
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- Okay.
- Just hold it.
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Listen, what I want to say
is everybody is unique...
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There he is.
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- There I am. There I am.
- Mm-hmm.
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Th-This, this is bizarre.
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This is bizarre, sorry.
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- Freaky.
- Yeah, I know. Isn't it great?
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Whoa.
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Y-You look just like me, except
his hair's a little grayer.
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- Yeah.
- And you look just like me, but you color your hair.
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Hey, what?
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I don't color my hair.
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Well, anyway, Tim Taylor.
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- Mike Baxter.
- Hey.
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You know, uh, th-this is
just like
The Parent Trap,
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o-only it's
The Grandparent Trap.
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She's funny. You must laugh
all day long with this.
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Yeah, it's like
living with Howie Mandel.
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I'm gonna get my phone,
which is upstairs.
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And if there are three of you
when I get back down here,
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then I will know
that this is a dream.
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I like chatting with your wife.
She's a lot of fun.
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How come we've never met before?
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Well, I'm not from here.
I'm from Detroit.
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I'm just out here checking on
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one of our franchises
for Binford Tools.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Binford
Tools. They make great stuff.
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Well, anyway, a lot of people
have been telling me
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for a long time
that there's this outdoor guy
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that looks just like me,
and, well...
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So they're talking
about me in Detroit?
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Well, what else is there
to talk about?
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Certainly not the Lions.
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Ooh.
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Yeah.
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The other day,
when your wife's call came in,
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there was buzz
around the office.
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They said, "This is the job
at the Outdoor Man's house."
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And I said... So I-I really had
to go out and take the job.
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Well, you're lucky, 'cause
I don't hire many handymen.
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I'm pretty good
with tools myself.
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And yet, here I am.
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I-I was pretty famous myself.
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I had this TV show for
eight years called
Tool Time.
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And yet, here you are.
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It ran eight years.
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They called me The Tool Man.
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Oh-oh. Ah-ha. Oh. Oh.
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Kind of my thing,
'cause it was, you know, me...
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Oh-oh.
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Ho, ho, ho.
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A little annoying.
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Yeah. Listen.
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Welcome to
your Disposerator 2000.
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Eggshells, leftovers,
incriminating evidence...
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That'll grind up everything.
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Plus, I also added 220 volts,
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double-auger big-speed
one core...
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Yo, oh, oh, more power!
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Still annoying.
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Let's give it a shot. Ready?
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Drop it in.
You go anytime.
224
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Yeah.
225
00:10:10,220 --> 00:10:13,615
- Do you also fix ceilings?
- Eh, it's not a big deal.
226
00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:15,489
Oh, no.
227
00:10:20,355 --> 00:10:22,022
Okay, let's play
Monopoly.
228
00:10:22,215 --> 00:10:25,740
Prepare to lose,
in six or seven hours.
229
00:10:26,057 --> 00:10:27,635
Uh, yeah, before we start,
230
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we have a little presentation
for you.
231
00:10:29,586 --> 00:10:31,138
Presentation?
232
00:10:31,223 --> 00:10:33,475
Is this about how
Monopoly
is pro-capitalist again?
233
00:10:33,614 --> 00:10:36,467
We know. The guy wears
a tuxedo and a top hat.
234
00:10:37,039 --> 00:10:40,295
One Bill Lamp has been accused
of the high crime of plagiarism.
235
00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:42,293
Oh, gosh. You guys are still on this?
236
00:10:42,377 --> 00:10:45,023
And we have two theories
that would explain
237
00:10:45,108 --> 00:10:48,609
why Mr. Lamp's
Toxic Titans
volume 12, issue two,
238
00:10:48,694 --> 00:10:53,499
has a similar plot to an episode
of
League of Super Ladies,
239
00:10:53,584 --> 00:10:55,468
which aired three years prior.
240
00:10:55,553 --> 00:10:57,873
- Ryan.
- Thank you, Kyle.
241
00:10:58,389 --> 00:10:59,826
Theory number one:
242
00:10:59,911 --> 00:11:01,974
Bill Lamp was known
to work on his stories
243
00:11:02,059 --> 00:11:03,748
years before
they were published.
244
00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:06,737
And he was also known to have
a very loud speaking voice
245
00:11:06,822 --> 00:11:09,183
and to frequent hotel bars
for the nuts.
246
00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:11,675
Now I know why you idolize him.
247
00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:15,363
Is it not possible then
that an eager young writer
248
00:11:15,448 --> 00:11:18,113
with less than noble intent
would place himself...
249
00:11:18,198 --> 00:11:22,116
- Or herself.
- In said hotel bar in order to overhear
250
00:11:22,272 --> 00:11:24,365
an inebriated genius,
high on gin and cashews,
251
00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,460
recite his stories out loud?
252
00:11:26,718 --> 00:11:29,636
How dare he or she?
253
00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:32,417
This might take
longer than Monopoly.
254
00:11:32,502 --> 00:11:34,880
Yeah, and would it really be
so terrible if your hero,
255
00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:37,899
- Bill Lamp, was inspired
by our favorite show? - Yeah.
256
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:39,789
Yeah, it would.
257
00:11:39,874 --> 00:11:41,586
It's beneath him.
258
00:11:41,828 --> 00:11:43,492
Wow. Okay, you know what?
259
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,493
We may not want to hang out
with you guys tonight.
260
00:11:45,577 --> 00:11:46,878
Yeah, agreed.
You two can play
261
00:11:46,963 --> 00:11:49,205
in your little comic book
courtroom alone.
262
00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:51,633
- Ooh, sushi?
- Sounds great.
263
00:11:51,751 --> 00:11:53,673
You guys haven't even heard
theory number two yet.
264
00:11:53,757 --> 00:11:56,094
Yeah, it's time travel!
265
00:11:58,608 --> 00:12:01,477
Oh, come on, Mike. Why don't
you just let Tim fix it?
266
00:12:01,812 --> 00:12:03,732
No, I'm not gonna do
what this country does...
267
00:12:03,817 --> 00:12:06,651
Outsource work
that I can do myself.
268
00:12:08,216 --> 00:12:10,250
How can you not have
this guy's back?
269
00:12:10,335 --> 00:12:12,293
He-he looks just like you.
270
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:15,524
You know, I don't care
how handsome the guy is.
271
00:12:16,171 --> 00:12:17,923
He blew up my disposal.
272
00:12:18,008 --> 00:12:19,465
And why are you defending him?
273
00:12:19,962 --> 00:12:21,414
I don't know.
I kind of like him.
274
00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:23,249
You know,
we had this long conversation
275
00:12:23,334 --> 00:12:25,006
while we were waiting for you,
and it turns out
276
00:12:25,090 --> 00:12:28,116
he's got three grown kids...
Only boys.
277
00:12:28,303 --> 00:12:30,455
I mean, he's smart, he's funny.
278
00:12:30,540 --> 00:12:32,008
You guys... you're a lot alike.
279
00:12:32,326 --> 00:12:35,162
You might want to remember
who you're married to.
280
00:12:36,239 --> 00:12:37,216
Oh, well, that's easy.
281
00:12:37,301 --> 00:12:38,850
It's the guy in my bedroom.
282
00:12:38,935 --> 00:12:40,202
Wait, wait.
283
00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:42,630
You-you're Mike, right?
284
00:12:43,694 --> 00:12:45,662
Yes, and Tim is that guy
285
00:12:45,747 --> 00:12:48,397
that makes
the obnoxious ape sounds.
286
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:49,616
What's up with that?
287
00:12:49,701 --> 00:12:51,537
I think it's kind of funny.
288
00:12:52,724 --> 00:12:54,789
I think he leans into it
a little much, right?
289
00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,625
Probably why that show of his
got canceled.
290
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:58,186
No, it did not get canceled.
291
00:12:58,271 --> 00:12:59,772
He said he just didn't want
to do it anymore.
292
00:12:59,856 --> 00:13:00,984
You know what
I don't want to do anymore?
293
00:13:01,068 --> 00:13:02,713
Have him work
on the damn disposal.
294
00:13:02,798 --> 00:13:04,109
I got to get this vlog done.
295
00:13:04,194 --> 00:13:05,784
I need some peace and quiet
around here.
296
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,913
Well, what happened to that one
about how everybody's unique?
297
00:13:09,607 --> 00:13:11,912
That was pretty relevant
until today.
298
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,991
Well, you know what,
just let him fix what he broke.
299
00:13:15,076 --> 00:13:16,534
He's got a lot of pride.
300
00:13:16,850 --> 00:13:17,997
Oh, you know what?
301
00:13:18,082 --> 00:13:20,241
Maybe, maybe you could use
one of his grunts
302
00:13:20,326 --> 00:13:23,248
in your vlog, you know,
just give it more power.
303
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,767
Like this.
304
00:13:30,397 --> 00:13:33,434
I'd rather get shot
in the head with a carrot.
305
00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:36,373
You know what I'm gonna do?
306
00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:38,801
Tomorrow morning,
I'm gonna look in those
307
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:42,139
steely blue eyes
and that perfect nose and say,
308
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,530
"You're out of here, man."
309
00:13:47,139 --> 00:13:49,366
This is getting really weird.
310
00:13:52,806 --> 00:13:54,209
Just a little bit.
311
00:14:02,631 --> 00:14:03,841
Hey, Baxter,
talked to your wife.
312
00:14:03,925 --> 00:14:05,693
Said you're out here.
What are you doing?
313
00:14:05,777 --> 00:14:07,053
Uh, fixing the breaker
314
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:10,616
and the more-power disposal
that you fried yesterday.
315
00:14:10,819 --> 00:14:12,476
That's why I'm here.
That's what I do.
316
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,389
I don't think so, Tim.
317
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,748
We're gonna get somebody else
to finish the job.
318
00:14:19,006 --> 00:14:21,233
I suppose I don't deserve
a second chance.
319
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:24,562
That more-power stuff
worked better on my show
320
00:14:24,647 --> 00:14:26,863
and not so good
at my house, either.
321
00:14:27,508 --> 00:14:29,416
So we're sharing now?
322
00:14:30,045 --> 00:14:31,702
Well, not sharing.
323
00:14:32,028 --> 00:14:34,238
I always found it easier
to open up when I'm just talking
324
00:14:34,322 --> 00:14:36,889
to the top half
of another man's face.
325
00:14:38,067 --> 00:14:40,444
Very particular fetish
you've got.
326
00:14:41,295 --> 00:14:42,748
I did it with Wilson.
327
00:14:43,164 --> 00:14:44,320
Please tell me
you're not talking about
328
00:14:44,404 --> 00:14:47,197
that stupid volleyball
in that Tom Hanks movie.
329
00:14:47,725 --> 00:14:49,128
I love Tom Hanks.
330
00:14:49,212 --> 00:14:51,162
I always feel like
he's the second best guy
331
00:14:51,247 --> 00:14:53,632
in some of those films.
332
00:14:54,579 --> 00:14:57,631
- Who was Wilson?
- Oh, one of my neighbors.
333
00:14:57,887 --> 00:14:59,178
Actually, for many, many years,
334
00:14:59,283 --> 00:15:00,472
I shared a lot of stuff
with him.
335
00:15:00,556 --> 00:15:01,606
He passed away.
336
00:15:02,138 --> 00:15:03,592
I'm sorry about that.
337
00:15:03,677 --> 00:15:05,085
Yeah, me, too.
338
00:15:05,268 --> 00:15:06,592
I miss Wilson.
339
00:15:07,710 --> 00:15:09,137
I miss a lot of stuff.
340
00:15:10,679 --> 00:15:13,163
Listen, I will get somebody
out here to fix this.
341
00:15:13,248 --> 00:15:15,436
A pro, one of our guys.
It's on us.
342
00:15:20,174 --> 00:15:21,798
Damn.
343
00:15:22,186 --> 00:15:25,702
I look as good walking away
as I do from the front.
344
00:15:29,452 --> 00:15:31,967
I am so glad we found this.
It's too perfect.
345
00:15:32,052 --> 00:15:34,373
Ready to make
a couple of little boys cry?
346
00:15:34,549 --> 00:15:37,417
- No, that's bullying.
- I'm talking about our husbands.
347
00:15:37,502 --> 00:15:39,608
Oh, yeah, that's different.
348
00:15:39,693 --> 00:15:42,154
Hey, guys, can you come
in here for a second?
349
00:15:42,702 --> 00:15:43,952
Hey, what's up?
350
00:15:44,037 --> 00:15:45,789
We're trying to figure out what
to do with our next podcast.
351
00:15:45,873 --> 00:15:48,968
Yeah, we want to do an episode
about how Bill Lamp was robbed
352
00:15:49,053 --> 00:15:52,170
by these other shows
and his accountant
353
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:53,604
and his brother-in-law.
354
00:15:53,689 --> 00:15:55,827
But we don't want him
to seem like a sucker.
355
00:15:57,071 --> 00:15:58,697
Uh, this will be quick.
356
00:15:58,781 --> 00:16:02,058
You were right about
the
League of Super Ladies.
357
00:16:02,405 --> 00:16:05,600
Totally not on the same level
as
Toxic Titans.
358
00:16:06,319 --> 00:16:09,382
Babe, I mean, you can't be
expected to know as much as I do
359
00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:10,916
about the genre.
360
00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:12,937
I mean, I've been reading
since I was a little kid.
361
00:16:13,021 --> 00:16:15,056
I was practically a nerd.
362
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,303
No.
363
00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:22,319
We finally realized
that their writers were...
364
00:16:22,489 --> 00:16:24,373
Hmm, what-what was it?
365
00:16:24,473 --> 00:16:26,874
- Losers? Posers?
- Hmm.
366
00:16:26,959 --> 00:16:28,373
Hacks?
367
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:31,889
Well, I mean,
that's a little harsh.
368
00:16:32,536 --> 00:16:34,584
- But yeah.
- Yeah.
369
00:16:35,279 --> 00:16:36,914
Wait, what's this?
370
00:16:37,123 --> 00:16:39,829
Bill Lamp wrote 16 episodes
371
00:16:39,914 --> 00:16:44,194
of
League of Super Ladies
between '91 and '93?
372
00:16:44,327 --> 00:16:46,561
That can't be right. Ryan,
tell them that's not right!
373
00:16:46,646 --> 00:16:48,514
Kyle, just let me
read this, okay?
374
00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:50,545
- Legitimate website.
- Mm-hmm.
375
00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:53,082
Television episodes.
Oh, my God.
376
00:16:53,294 --> 00:16:54,717
Bill Lamp wrote 16 episodes
377
00:16:54,802 --> 00:16:56,679
of
League of Super Ladies
from '91 to '93!
378
00:16:56,764 --> 00:16:59,131
No, that's the same thing
Kristin just said!
379
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,639
He wrote it under the pseudonym
William Chandelier.
380
00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:04,140
Ah! Man, that's a cool name.
381
00:17:04,225 --> 00:17:06,170
Yeah, that's so Bill.
382
00:17:06,381 --> 00:17:07,558
But I don't understand...
I mean, why did he feel like
383
00:17:07,642 --> 00:17:09,400
he needed to hide his identity?
384
00:17:09,592 --> 00:17:12,054
Maybe because he knew some of
his diehard graphic novel fans
385
00:17:12,139 --> 00:17:15,108
can be elitist snobs who don't
respect other people's feelings.
386
00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:16,608
You know, we love our show
387
00:17:16,692 --> 00:17:18,968
just as much as you guys
love
Toxic Titans.
388
00:17:19,053 --> 00:17:20,279
When we were little girls,
389
00:17:20,363 --> 00:17:22,827
it made us feel like
we could be powerful, too.
390
00:17:25,186 --> 00:17:26,959
We owe you an apology.
391
00:17:27,704 --> 00:17:29,162
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
392
00:17:29,295 --> 00:17:31,225
You know what?
And I have an idea about
393
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:33,397
what we can do for our podcast.
394
00:17:33,639 --> 00:17:36,887
We should devote the whole hour
to
League of Super Ladies.
395
00:17:37,045 --> 00:17:40,617
And we happen to know
two experts.
396
00:17:41,136 --> 00:17:42,387
Will you do it?
397
00:17:42,703 --> 00:17:45,603
Well, it is a call-in show.
398
00:17:45,984 --> 00:17:48,232
Might give a chance
for some of those fans
399
00:17:48,316 --> 00:17:50,742
to talk to a real girl.
400
00:17:51,117 --> 00:17:52,950
Let's do it.
401
00:17:55,093 --> 00:17:58,828
It really is uncanny
how much you look like Mike.
402
00:17:59,052 --> 00:18:02,233
I mean, if-if-if Mike
stopped coloring his hair.
403
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,788
Did you enjoy all that attention
you received from the employees
404
00:18:05,872 --> 00:18:07,251
- as you walked through the store?
- Yeah.
405
00:18:07,335 --> 00:18:08,804
Actually, it was,
it was kind of fun.
406
00:18:08,936 --> 00:18:11,226
I-I gave a woman down there
a big discount
407
00:18:11,311 --> 00:18:12,858
on a tent and a shotgun.
408
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,917
Hey, hey,
can you do us a favor?
409
00:18:15,009 --> 00:18:17,209
C-Can you read this
and let us film you?
410
00:18:17,361 --> 00:18:18,422
- Sure.
- Yeah.
411
00:18:18,507 --> 00:18:19,586
Now, why am I doing this again?
412
00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:21,557
Because there are some words
that need to be said
413
00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:22,850
from that face.
414
00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:24,937
Chuck, what can I say?
415
00:18:25,022 --> 00:18:26,187
You're right
and I'm wrong again.
416
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,586
- Come on, do mine, do mine, do mine.
- Do his.
417
00:18:29,671 --> 00:18:30,733
All right, all right, all right.
418
00:18:30,817 --> 00:18:33,225
Jazz is America's
greatest art form.
419
00:18:33,361 --> 00:18:34,401
Yeah.
420
00:18:34,545 --> 00:18:35,613
Hey.
421
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:37,844
I invited him to see me,
not you two.
422
00:18:37,929 --> 00:18:39,156
What can I say, Mike?
423
00:18:39,241 --> 00:18:41,559
You're right
and I'm wrong again.
424
00:18:45,879 --> 00:18:47,287
Hey, come on in.
425
00:18:47,818 --> 00:18:50,116
Your guy from Binford
did a great job.
426
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:52,751
He fixed the breaker box
and the disposal,
427
00:18:52,851 --> 00:18:56,632
and not one vegetable
stuck in my ceiling.
428
00:18:56,783 --> 00:18:58,859
He said that, uh,
you actually are a great guy.
429
00:18:58,944 --> 00:19:01,176
I was worried
he went to the wrong house.
430
00:19:01,421 --> 00:19:02,640
He also had time to show me
431
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,686
where I could find these
on the Internet.
432
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,886
Wow.
433
00:19:07,970 --> 00:19:09,261
My old shows.
434
00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:10,773
I've been watching
some of these.
435
00:19:10,905 --> 00:19:12,577
Just want you to know,
I think...
436
00:19:12,674 --> 00:19:14,485
Oh, boy, here we go.
437
00:19:15,007 --> 00:19:16,772
I think these are great.
438
00:19:16,937 --> 00:19:19,140
Well-produced, clever, funny.
439
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,198
I really like these.
They're great.
440
00:19:21,283 --> 00:19:22,885
Why did you quit doing this?
441
00:19:23,132 --> 00:19:27,055
Because they were great, and
as soon as I finished one show,
442
00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:30,374
I got to thinking, "Can I
make the next one as great?"
443
00:19:30,718 --> 00:19:33,544
And... ah, it-it's really
hard to understand.
444
00:19:34,037 --> 00:19:36,088
Oh, I understand that.
445
00:19:36,421 --> 00:19:37,914
I'm kind of
running out of ideas.
446
00:19:38,033 --> 00:19:39,659
There's only so many tools
out there, you know?
447
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:43,095
But there's an unlimited number
of things you can build.
448
00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:46,501
I loved it.
449
00:19:46,911 --> 00:19:48,461
Do you miss it?
450
00:19:48,818 --> 00:19:50,057
I do.
451
00:19:50,643 --> 00:19:52,698
Well, I think we have
two reasons why you might want
452
00:19:52,783 --> 00:19:54,623
to think of rebooting
that
Tool Time show.
453
00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:57,277
Maybe this time, add more power.
454
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,695
Oh-oh, oh-oh.
455
00:20:01,024 --> 00:20:04,130
When you do it, it's annoying.
456
00:20:11,229 --> 00:20:13,451
Hey, Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man,
457
00:20:13,651 --> 00:20:18,104
celebrating... woo-hoo... the
tenth anniversary of this vlog.
458
00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:21,604
Do you know what Aristotle,
Alexander the Great
459
00:20:21,768 --> 00:20:23,830
and the great Ronald Reagan
had in common?
460
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:25,838
They all loved jelly beans?
I don't know.
461
00:20:26,748 --> 00:20:28,979
Just a guess,
but who doesn't love them?
462
00:20:29,377 --> 00:20:31,886
The one thing these
remarkable men had in common was
463
00:20:31,971 --> 00:20:34,131
they never stopped pushing
themselves to be even better
464
00:20:34,298 --> 00:20:36,038
than they were the day before.
465
00:20:36,123 --> 00:20:37,030
Wow.
466
00:20:37,134 --> 00:20:39,390
Of Aristotle's
31 surviving works,
467
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,694
the vast majority were written
in the final years of his life.
468
00:20:43,061 --> 00:20:44,356
No word processing back then.
469
00:20:44,492 --> 00:20:47,025
The dude probably died
of a hand cramp.
470
00:20:49,735 --> 00:20:52,306
Alexander the Great ruled over
an empire all the way up
471
00:20:52,391 --> 00:20:56,627
to the day he died
at the ripe old age of 32.
472
00:20:57,321 --> 00:20:59,171
Hey, he crammed a lot in, huh?
473
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Which brings us to the Gipper.
474
00:21:01,435 --> 00:21:03,787
While some people spend
their 70s getting discounts
475
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,162
at diners and falling asleep
in front of the TV,
476
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you know what Ronald Reagan did?
477
00:21:08,849 --> 00:21:10,934
The dude crushed communism.
478
00:21:11,599 --> 00:21:14,533
It's not easy topping yourself
when you're awesome, huh?
479
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,292
But that's what all of us
should do every day.
480
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:18,793
I've done a hell of a lot
of these vlogs
481
00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:20,252
in the last ten years.
482
00:21:20,399 --> 00:21:22,658
And you know which one
I think is best?
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My next one.
484
00:21:24,715 --> 00:21:26,158
'Cause I'm just getting started.
485
00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:27,830
And I've got more power
than ever.
486
00:21:27,939 --> 00:21:29,892
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh?
487
00:21:30,609 --> 00:21:31,625
Baxter out.
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