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HEY, MISTER!
RIGHT HERE!
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-IS THIS YOURS?
-YEAH.
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HEY, MISTER! ONE MORE.
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HEY, KID. AIN'T YOU GOT
ANYONE ELSE TO PLAY WITH?
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TRYOUTS TODAY. I GOTTA WARM UP.
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.
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IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT, HUH?
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HERE YOU GO.
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TOO EASY.
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-TOO EASY, IS IT?
-YEAH. YOU HEARD ME.
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ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD.
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GO BACK, BACK, BACK.
IT'S DEEP.
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IT'S REALLY DEEP.
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[GRUNTS]
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YOU SAID IT WAS TOO EASY.
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COME ON, ONE MORE.
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KID, YOU'RE LIKE
A GOLDEN RETRIEVER.
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ALL RIGHT, LAST THROW,
THOUGH, ALL RIGHT?
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IT'S A HARD HIT LINE DRIVE
TO RIGHT. YOU READY?
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DIVE? NO!
DON'T DIVE FOR IT!
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YOU GOTTA GET YOUR BODY
IN FRONT OF THAT SHOT.
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GET UP. GET ON YOUR HORSE.
GO GET THE BALL.
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GUY'S ON FIRST,
GOING AROUND SECOND.
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HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THIRD!
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GO, GO, GO!
YOU GOTTA MAKE THAT THROW!
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TAG!
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GREAT THROW FROM
THE KID OUT THERE,
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MR. WHAT'S HIS NAME
IN RIGHT FIELD.
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LORI.
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-LORI.
-YEAH.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
DIVING FOR THAT BALL?
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YOU GOTTA GET IN FRONT OF IT,
KNOCK IT DOWN WITH YOUR BODY.
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MAKE THE PLAY!
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YOUR TEAM ALMOST
LOST THE GAME.
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-YEAH, WELL...
-HEY, KID!
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THERE'S NO BALL PLAYING HERE.
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THERE'S NO BALL PLAYING
IN A BASEBALL DIAMOND?
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THAT SEEMS WEIRD, SIMPSON.
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I JUST PLANTED GRASS SEED.
LOOK AT THE FOOTPRINTS.
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TELL ME, DELUCA,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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KID'S NOT HURTING ANYTHING.
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YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT
HURTING PEOPLE, DON'T YOU?
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I NEVER EXPECTED
TO SEE YOU WITH A BASEBALL
IN YOUR HAND AGAIN.
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YOU DON'T LIKE BASEBALL.
YOU'RE KIDDING.
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BASEBALL DOESN'T
LIKE ME, KID.
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HEY, GET OFF THE FIELD, KID.
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[ANNOUNCER]
HOME RUN SHOWDOWN!
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THE MIGHTIEST HITTERS,
THE MOST POWERFUL HOME RUNS...
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BIG LEAGUE BASEBALL'S
EPIC HITTING CONTEST IS COMING
TO DETROIT.
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AND BEST OF ALL, KIDS,
YOU CAN BE PART OF THE ACTION.
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QUALIFYING PLAYERS
FROM LOCAL YOUTH BASEBALL TEAMS
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WILL BE ON THE FIELD
WITH THE PROS
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TO SHAG BALLS LIVE
ON NATIONAL TV.
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IT'S YOUR CHANCE
TO PLAY BALL WITH THE BIG BOYS
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AT THE ONE, THE ONLY
HOME RUN SHOWDOWN!
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HEY.
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HEY, YOU LOOK KIND OF FAMILIAR.
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HEY, YOU'RE NEW IN TOWN.
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HEY, WE'RE SHORT ONE COACH.
YOU THINK YOUR DAD
MIGHT BE INTERESTED?
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MY DAD CAN'T NOW.
HE'S IN EUROPE
FOR THE NEXT FEW MONTHS.
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NEXT.
HEY! SWEETIE, SWEETIE, SWEETIE.
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HEY, YOU KNOW,
WE GOT A REALLY FUN
GIRL'S SOFTBALL LEAGUE
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OVER IN FOSTER PARK, OKAY?
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I PLAY HARDBALL.
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HEY, WHO'S THIS LITTLE GUY?
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MY SON, EUGENE HAUCK.
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TANKER, MA...
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OKAY, HERE WE GO.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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STEP ON IN.
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MOM! WHAT'S THAT FOR?
[GRUNTS]
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GRANDCHILDREN.
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[GASPS]
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I'M COMMISSIONER SIMPSON.
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NOW, SOME OF YOU MAY BE FAMILIAR
WITH OUR COACHES THIS YEAR.
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WE GOT MIKE,
WHO'S GONNA BE COACHING
THE LITTLE CAESAR'S ROYALS.
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COME ON, LET'S KEEP
IT DOWN GUYS. COME ON.
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CREIGHTON,
WHO'S GONNA BE COACHING
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THE SAM MECKLER
AND ASSOCIATES BREWERS.
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QUIET!
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[BLOWS WHISTLE]
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[GRUNTS]
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NOW WE GOT JEFF.
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00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:09,509
NOW JEFF IS GONNA BE COACHING
YOUNG & SONS CONSTRUCTION
BLUE JAYS.
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00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:13,646
AND NOW,
COACHING RICO'S RED SOX,
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WE'VE GOT THE FORMER
THIRD BASEMAN FOR SAN FRANCISCO,
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RICO DELUCA.
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[CHEERING]
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ALL RIGHT.
NOW WE'RE STILL LOOKING
FOR A COACH FOR THAT SIXTH TEAM,
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SO IF ANY OF YOU DADS WANT
TO GIVE IT A TRY,
IT CAN BE REALLY FUN.
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ALL RIGHT.
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00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:40,473
YOU GOT A QUESTION?
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DO WE ALL GET TO GO
TO THE HOME RUN SHOWDOWN?
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NO, JUST THE TOP THREE TEAMS
FROM EACH DISTRICT GET
TO SEND PLAYERS,
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AND ONLY GOOD KIDS.
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ALL RIGHT? NO TROUBLEMAKERS,
NO DIRTY PLAYERS.
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[BRONX CHEER, SHOUTING]
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WELL, OBVIOUSLY FROM THIS GROUP
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NONE OF YOU ARE GOING.
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[BOYS]
BOO!
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SIMMER DOWN, SIMMER DOWN.
KEEP IT CLEAN.
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YOU'LL ALL GET YOUR CHANCE.
ALL RIGHT!
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PARTNER UP.
LET'S SEE YOU THROW.
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COME ON, LET'S MOVE!
LET'S MOVE!
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COME ON, LET'S MOVE. LET'S MOVE!
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
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-YOU WANNA...
-PHH...
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HEY! HERE.
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MY NAME'S PHYLLIS.
BUT THEY CALL ME FASSI.
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WHO CALLS SOMEONE FASSI?
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FASSI, WOULD YOU CARE
TO SAY A FEW WORDS
FOR MY PODCAST?
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MOM WANTS YOU HOME!
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I CAN'T GO HOME.
I HAVE A PUBLIC TO SERVE.
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[SIGHS]
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THAT'S MY LITTLE BROTHER, DAVE.
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DOES HE THINK HE'S HOWARD
COSELL?
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WHO'S HOWARD COSELL?
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WHO ARE THE THREE BEST TEAMS?
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WELL, RICO'S RED SOX
ARE THE BEST.
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THAT'S THE TEAM I WANT TO MAKE.
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THROW TO FIRST BASE!
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NICE CATCH.
OKAY, RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT.
I DON'T WANT THAT KID.
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OW!
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GET A DOCTOR FOR THAT GUY.
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MOVE HIM OVER TO THE SIDE.
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I'M GONNA PUT THIS ONE IN THE
AIR FOR YOU.
READY?
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EUGENE, BE CAREFUL!
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[GRUNTS]
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WAY TO USE YOUR HEAD THERE, BUD.
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THESE KIDS ARE TERRIBLE.
DOESN'T ANYBODY PLAY
BASEBALL ANYMORE?
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ALL RIGHT, FLY BALL.
LET'S GO. HERE YOU GO.
LOOK ALIVE, BUDDY!
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THERE YOU GO.
BACK, BACK, BACK.
WHAT ARE YOU... HEY! HEY!
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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HEY.
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AT LEAST THE GIRL CAN CATCH.
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SHE CAN PLAY SOFTBALL.
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I WON'T HAVE HER TAKING
THE SPOT OF A BOY.
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NOT WHEN WE'RE ONE TEAM DOWN,
ANYWAY.
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HERE YOU GO.
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00:08:06,285 --> 00:08:08,554
HE'S TRYING TOO HARD.
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I MEAN, HE'S GOT
A LITTLE BIT OF TALENT,
BUT I DON'T WANT HIM.
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ALL RIGHT, FAST,
FAST, FAST, WOO?
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WOO, WOO, AND THE BIG FINALE...
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[CHEERING]
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-YOU NEED TO SEE ANYMORE?
-NO, I'M GOOD.
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WAY TO GO.
GOOD JOB!
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
LET'S GATHER UP AROUND HERE.
COME ON.
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GATHER IT UP.
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COME ON.
LET'S GET IN HERE. ALL RIGHT.
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LOOK, I REALLY WANT
TO THANK YOU GUYS
FOR COMING OUT TODAY.
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JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW
THAT YOU'RE ALL CUT.
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BUT IF WE FIND ANOTHER COACH,
SOME OF YOU GUYS
WILL GET A CALL.
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ALL RIGHT?
THANKS AGAIN.
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LOOK OUT.
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COACH RICO.
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HEY, KID.
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GREAT EFFORT OUT THERE.
BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR.
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-LOAD UP.
-LET'S GO!
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[CHILD IN VAN]
OW! NICE ONE, DOOFUS!
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HEY, YOU NEW AROUND HERE?
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YEAH, I'M LORI.
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THEY CALL ME TANKER,
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AS IN THE SECOND COMING
OF TANK TURPINO,
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THE GREATEST BALL PLAYER
OF ALL TIME.
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HEY, LORI, COME ON, LET'S GO.
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THAT'S YOUR MOM?
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MY MOM DIED.
THAT'S MY AUNT.
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I'M STAYING WITH HER
FOR THE SUMMER.
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WHERE'S YOUR DAD?
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HE'S IN IRAQ.
HE'LL BE BACK SOON.
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WOW, NO PARENTS.
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YOU GET TO DO ANYTHING
YOU WANT TO?
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[TANKER'S MOTHER]
EUGENE!
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[LORI'S FATHER]
I'M THRILLED YOU MADE
THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE.
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00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,108
I BET THEY WERE THINKING,
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00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:11,877
"WHO IS THIS NEW KID
AND WHY IS HE SO GOOD?"
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YEAH, I REALLY ROCKED 'EM.
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00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:16,749
AND YOU WERE WORRIED
YOU WERE GONNA CHOKE AGAIN.
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I KNEW YOU'D PULL IT OFF.
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00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:21,420
DAD, WHY CAN'T YOU
JUST COME HOME?
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I DON'T LIKE IT HERE.
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00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:27,827
LORI, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT.
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BUT THEY SAID IF
YOU TELL THEM WHERE
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THE PEOPLE ARE HIDING,
THEY'LL LET YOU OUT.
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00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:33,165
I CAN'T DO THAT.
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00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:36,035
THESE ARE MOTHERS
THEY WANT TO SHIP BACK
TO MEXICO.
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00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:38,838
I CAN'T HELP THEM
BREAK UP FAMILIES LIKE THAT.
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I JUST CAN'T COUGH 'EM UP.
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00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:43,109
I'M YOUR FAMILY
AND THEY'RE NOT.
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IT'S NOT FAIR.
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00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:46,812
ARE YOU OKAY?
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[SIGHS]
YEAH.
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I JUST HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN
MONTHS.
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00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:53,753
I KNOW. BUT WHEN YOU'RE
AT THE HOME RUN SHOW DOWN,
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00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:57,023
I'LL SEE YOU ON TV, RIGHT?
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00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:59,925
YEAH, YOU'LL SEE ME.
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[SIGHS]
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00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:19,979
THANK YOU.
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00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:22,815
[INAUDIBLE DIALOG]
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00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:48,040
NO, FRIDAY IS
OUR BIG CAR SALES NIGHT,
200
00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:49,875
SO I'M GONNA NEED THE FIELD
ON THURSDAYS.
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00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:52,411
-NO, RICO, WE'VE ALREADY
TALKED ABOUT THIS.
-HEY!
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00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,246
ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP THERE,
BRO.
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00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,048
-WHAT'S UP, JOEY?
-HEY.
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00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:58,084
YOU KNOW THAT BAR
IS NOT GONNA TEND ITSELF.
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00:11:58,117 --> 00:11:59,552
CHECK IT OUT.
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HOT OFF THE PRESSES.
BRAND NEW POSTER.
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VERY IMPRESSIVE.
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00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,991
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE A JAZZ MAN NOW.
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00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:08,294
YOU'RE LATE.
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00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:10,796
I THINK YOU SHOULD BE
A GREEN BERET NEXT.
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00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,933
AND THEN MAYBE
A PRIMA BALLERINA.
YOU COULD DO THAT, TOO.
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00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:17,436
DUDE, I'VE BEEN PLAYING
MUSIC FOR NINE MONTHS.
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00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:21,273
NINE MONTHS,
AND YOU ALREADY GOT A GIG
AT YOUR DAD'S PLACE. ALL RIGHT!
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00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:24,243
DUDE, I GOT MY OWN POSTER.
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00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:26,212
OH, MOTHER OF JESUS.
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00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:29,882
IS THIS WHAT I SAID YES TO?
THE JOEY DELUCA "SEXPERIENCE"?
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"SAXPERIENCE," POP.
SAXPERIENCE.
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00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:36,355
COME ON, POPS, IT'S GONNA BE
EVEN BIGGER THAN THE TIME
HE WENT TO CLOWN SCHOOL.
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00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:37,590
REMEMBER THAT?
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RICO, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
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00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:42,061
I WANT SOME DEDICATION, JOEY.
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00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:46,031
WHEN POPS GOES DOWN TO FLORIDA
AND GIVES ME THIS PLACE TO RUN,
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00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:48,434
I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU
HAVE A FREE RIDE, LIKE HE DOES.
224
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:51,036
IT'S LIVE MUSIC.
IT BRINGS PEOPLE IN, DAD.
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00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:54,306
WHATEVER. MAYBE YOU COULD
JUST PUT A LITTLE EFFORT
INTO YOUR REAL JOB,
226
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:57,243
INSTEAD OF ALL THESE
LITTLE HOBBIES
YOU'VE HAD SINCE BASEBALL.
227
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,878
HEY, BASEBALL WASN'T A HOBBY.
228
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,846
-WHAT WAS IT, A CAREER?
-THAT'S COLD.
229
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,115
ADMIRAL, WOULD YOU TURN THAT UP,
PLEASE?
230
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:07,553
LISTENING TO YOU TWO
IS GIVING ME A HEMORRHOID
IN MY HEAD.
231
00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:10,055
THE HIGHLIGHT OF THIS YEAR'S
HOME RUN SHOWDOWN
232
00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:13,993
WILL ONCE AGAIN BE CROWD
PLEASING POWER HITTER
GO GO GONZALEZ.
233
00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:15,361
BUT HERE'S A SURPRISE.
234
00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:17,997
THE RETURN OF TANK TURPINO.
235
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:20,633
IN HIS LAST TEN GAMES,
THE FORMER HOME RUN KING
HAS BEEN TEARING IT UP.
236
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:23,002
THESE TWO SLUGGERS
HITTING AGAINST EACH OTHER
237
00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:25,304
HEARKENS BACK
TO THEIR EPIC BATTLES
IN THE EARLY 2000S.
238
00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:28,007
ISN'T TANK TURPINO
A FRIEND OF YOURS?
239
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,875
YEAH, HE'S A FRIEND OF MINE.
240
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,944
THERE'S ACTUALLY A PICTURE
OF THE THREE OF US
241
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:35,047
THAT'S BEEN OVER THE BAR
FOR ABOUT 15 YEARS, ADMIRAL.
242
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:39,118
OH. I NEVER GET DOWN THAT FAR.
243
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:47,526
[CROWD CHEERING]
244
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,898
STRIKE THREE!
245
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:55,100
NEXT BATTER.
246
00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:59,138
OKAY, OUTSIDE. LOOK ALIVE NOW.
READY AT THE PLATE.
247
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,640
BAILEY, SHIFT OVER.
248
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,309
HEY, BATTA, BATTA, SWING!
249
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,244
WE USE OUR INSIDE VOICES
ON THE FIELD.
250
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:14,587
[UMPIRE]
TIME, TIME. COACHES, COACHES!
251
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,923
LISTEN, LET THEM SCORE
THIS ONE RUN,
AND I'M GONNA CALL THE GAME.
252
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,259
-ARE WE IN AGREEMENT?
-YES.
253
00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:21,927
LADIES, BRING IT IN.
254
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:30,636
OKAY, JUST LET THEM
SCORE ONE RUN,
AND THEN THEY'LL CALL IT.
255
00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:33,239
EXCUSE ME.
WE'LL LET THEM WHAT?
256
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:35,608
IT'S OKAY. IT'S JUST SO
EVERYBODY CAN FEEL
LIKE WINNERS.
257
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:39,278
OKAY? LET'S GO.
258
00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:40,446
[SIGHS]
259
00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:53,192
[APPLAUSE]
260
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,394
HERE, THROW THE BALL!
261
00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:57,496
COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT!
YOU'RE ALMOST THERE.
262
00:14:57,529 --> 00:14:58,964
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
263
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,137
GIVE ME THE BALL.
264
00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:06,205
[SCREAMING]
NO!
265
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,273
GIVE ME THE BALL!
266
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,146
[SCREAMS]
267
00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:17,416
OVER HERE, OVER HERE.
COME ON!
268
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,757
[GIRL IN CROWD]
WHAT A BULLY!
269
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:27,293
[MAN]
IT'S NOT RIGHT.
270
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:29,328
HEY, STOP.
271
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:33,732
HONEY, IT'S OKAY.
GO AND STEP ON THE PLATE, OKAY?
272
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,001
WHAT THE HELL
IS WRONG WITH YOU?
273
00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:48,647
HEY, LORENZO,
WANNA PLAY CATCH?
274
00:15:57,356 --> 00:16:00,759
HEY, KID!
275
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,528
THROW IT HERE!
276
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:09,268
FASSI, THIS IS MY MAN, EUGENE.
277
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,070
THEY CALL ME TANKER.
278
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:13,339
WHY DID YOU GET CUT?
I THOUGHT YOU DID GREAT.
279
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,174
IT'S 'CAUSE OF THAT
COMMISSIONER SIMPSON.
280
00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:17,242
WHEN MY MOM WAS A KID,
SHE PLAYED HARDBALL.
281
00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:19,445
THERE'S A LAW THAT THEY
HAVE TO LET GIRLS PLAY,
282
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:22,548
FROM RONALD REAGAN
OR ABRAHAM LINCOLN OR SOMETHING.
283
00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:24,316
AT LEAST YOU CAN PLAY SOFTBALL.
284
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:27,086
NOT ANYMORE I CAN'T.
285
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,698
OUT!
286
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,534
YEP, YOU'RE OUT.
287
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:44,403
THAT WAS OVER THE LINE.
288
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:47,840
SHY OF THE LINE.
BALL HAS TO GO COMPLETELY
OUT ON A FLY.
289
00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:50,075
I SAW IT.
290
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,378
TANKER, YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY
SEE EXACTLY WHERE THE BALL HIT
291
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:53,679
FROM WAY OUT THERE.
292
00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:55,647
BULL. I WAS CLOSER
TO IT THAN YOU.
293
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,517
-YOU'RE WORSE THAN SIMPSON.
-GUYS, CUT IT OUT.
294
00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:01,787
-BASEBALL AIN'T FOR GIRLS.
-BASEBALL AIN'T FOR WIMPS.
295
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:07,559
-WHO ARE YOU CALLIN' A WIMP?
-WHO ARE YOU CALLIN' A GIRL?
296
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,695
[LAUGHS]
297
00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:12,598
THIS SUCKS.
THEY SAID WE COULD PLAY
IF THEY GET ANOTHER COACH.
298
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,433
[LORI]
WE'RE GOING TO GET ON A TEAM.
299
00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:17,336
I REALLY AM SENSITIVE
TO THE PERMANENT DAMAGE
300
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:20,706
THAT MY TEAM COULD INFLICT UPON
THE DELICATE PSYCHES OF THESE
YOUNG KIDS,
301
00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:23,275
SO OF COURSE,
WE KEEP THE TEN RUN RULE.
302
00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:25,277
THANK YOU, RICO,
BECAUSE OUR FIRST PRIORITY
303
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,880
SHOULD BE THE HEALTH
AND SELF-ESTEEM
OF THESE CHILDREN.
304
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:31,417
OKAY, NEXT UP
IS THE DROPPED
THIRD STRIKE RULE.
305
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:34,720
AGAIN WITH THE RULES.
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
JUST LET THE KIDS PLAY?
306
00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:36,522
GO BACK TO SLEEP, JOEY.
307
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,490
YOU KNOW WHAT RULE
YOU OUGHT TO GET RID OF?
308
00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:41,226
-YOU OUGHT TO GET RID OF...
-THE INFIELD FLY RULE, YEAH.
309
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:44,163
AGAIN, PLEASE, NO.
EVERY YEAR, SAME THING.
310
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:45,631
IT'S RUINING THE GAME.
311
00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:47,733
I GOTTA AGREE WITH JOEY
ON THIS ONE.
312
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:49,768
-WHAT?
-THANK YOU.
313
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,638
LAST YEAR, THE UMPS
WERE CALLING EVERYTHING AN
INFIELD FLY.
314
00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:54,473
SOME OF THE BEST PLAYS
MY KIDS MADE,
315
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:56,475
THEY DIDN'T COUNT.
316
00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:58,811
Y'ALL MIGHT REMEMBER
THAT I HAD FOUR YEARS
IN THE SHOW?
317
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:00,612
ODDLY ENOUGH,
I DIDN'T FORGET THAT.
318
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:04,583
IT'S STRANGE HOW I'M REMINDED
EVERY SINGLE DAY.
319
00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:06,852
IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH
FOR BIG LEAGUERS,
320
00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:08,754
IT SHOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH
FOR A BUNCH OF KIDS.
321
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:10,856
THEN WHY ISN'T THERE
AN INFIELD GROUND BALL RULE?
322
00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:13,492
IT'S JUST AS EASY TO TURN
A DOUBLE ON A GROUNDER.
323
00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:14,893
THAT'S NOT
THE SAME THING AT ALL.
324
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,829
WAIT, WAIT.
STOP, STOP, STOP.
325
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:20,899
KIDS, WHAT DO YOU GUYS KNOW
ABOUT THE INFIELD FLY RULE?
326
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,837
THE INFIELD FLY RULE
IS FROM, LIKE, 1899.
327
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:27,573
IT'S NOT REALLY ABOUT HOW EASY
IT IS TO MAKE A DOUBLE PLAY.
328
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,775
IT'S BECAUSE THE INFIELDERS
COULD TRICK THE RUNNERS.
329
00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,543
TRICKERY IS NO GOOD IN BASEBALL.
330
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:33,278
AND WHAT ABOUT
THE HIDDEN BALL TRICK?
331
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,247
EXACTLY, WHAT ABOUT
THE HIDDEN BALL TRICK?
332
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,715
OH, AND STEALING SIGNS.
333
00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:39,218
AND THEY'RE STEALING MY WIFE.
334
00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:42,488
THE POINT IS THIS.
KIDS SHOULD LEARN
TO PLAY JUST LIKE IN THE BIGS.
335
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:46,391
RIGHT, SO THAT MEANS
THEY SHOULD START PLAYING
ONLY IN SEPTEMBER...
336
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,193
AND PLAY FOR CONTRACTS
AND PLAY--
337
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:52,564
[ALL ARGUING]
338
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:55,267
CHILDREN, CHILDREN!
STOP IT!
339
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,237
JESUS! I HAVE BEEN HEARING
THIS FOR YEARS.
340
00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:01,273
NOW WE'RE GONNA FIGURE
THIS THING OUT ONCE AND FOR ALL.
341
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,408
LET'S GO IN THE BACK ROOM.
YOU KIDS WANNA HELP?
342
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:04,443
SURE, LET'S GO!
343
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:05,677
COME ON!
344
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:10,249
[EVERYONE TALKING AT ONCE]
345
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,651
THIS IS NOW HOME PLATE,
ALL RIGHT?
346
00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,553
THIS IS FIRST BASE.
347
00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:17,623
THIS IS--
MOVE THIS THING OVER HERE.
THIS IS SECOND.
348
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,993
CLEAR THIS THING OUT.
WE'LL MAKE THIS THIRD BASE.
349
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:22,761
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
LORI, RIGHT?
350
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:24,997
YOU'RE GONNA BE
MY FIRST BASE RUNNER.
351
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,832
-SWEETHEART?
-FASSI.
352
00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:28,534
FASSI, YOU'RE GONNA PLAY
SECOND BASE.
353
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,435
BIG MAN, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
354
00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:32,404
-TANKER.
-TANKER, YOU'RE GONNA BE
MY SHORT STOP.
355
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,606
SIMPSON, YOU'RE GONNA BE
MY SECOND BASE RUNNER.
356
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,843
-THERE'S NO ROOM HERE FOR--
-OH, PLAY ALONG, COMMANDANT.
357
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:42,014
USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
EVERYONE'S GONNA RUN
SLOW MOTION.
358
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:44,616
OKAY, I JUST NEED A BALL.
359
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,585
-HEAD'S UP!
-GOOD, PERFECT.
360
00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:48,720
NOW, AS THE RULE STANDS,
361
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:51,657
IF I HIT A POP FLY,
IT GOES FLYING INTO
THE INFIELD, RIGHT?
362
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,592
THE GUY CAN PUT
HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK
363
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,495
AND BOOM, I'M AUTOMATICALLY OUT.
WHAT I'M SAYING
364
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,330
IS WHAT WE SHOULD DO, RIGHT,
365
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,933
IS I TAKE A BIG SWING,
YOU HAVE A HUGE POP FLY,
366
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:03,435
IT GOES TO MY MAN TANKER
AT SHORT STOP
367
00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:04,870
AND HE HAS A CHOICE.
368
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:06,872
HE CAN EITHER GO BOOM,
IN THE GLOVE,
369
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:09,841
OR HE CAN LET IT FALL.
370
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,010
AND THE RUNNERS, RUN! GO!
371
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,646
NO, NOT LITERALLY, SIMPSON.
IT'S SLOW MOTION.
372
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,949
GET BACK THERE!
373
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:19,284
ALL RIGHT, AND RUNNERS GO.
374
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,623
YOU GRAB THE BALL, TANKER.
375
00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:28,594
HE MAKES AN INCREDIBLE THROW
OVER TO THE THIRD BASEMAN.
376
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:31,763
[JOEY]
THIRD!
377
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:32,931
AND YOU ARE OUT!
378
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,666
OW! MY HAMMY.
379
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,501
-YEAH, YOU ALMOST MADE IT.
-OW, THAT HURT.
380
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:38,537
THIRD BASEMAN HURLS IT BACK
TO THE SECOND BASEMAN
381
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,005
WHILE THE GUY FROM FIRST
IS HUMMING.
382
00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:42,541
IT GOES SCREAMING ACROSS,
SHE GRABS IT,
383
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,509
-YOU'RE OUT!
-I'M SAFE!
384
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:48,880
-I WAS TOTALLY SAFE!
-[SHOUTING]
385
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,416
AND THAT SHOWS YOU THAT CAN BE
SO MUCH MORE EXCITING
386
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:54,953
THAN THE GUY AUTOMATICALLY OUT,
WHICH DOESN'T HAPPEN
IN ANY SPORT, ANYWHERE.
387
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,789
THAT'S AWFULLY CUTE,
BUT IT ABSOLUTELY
PROVES NOTHING.
388
00:20:57,823 --> 00:21:00,592
IT PROVES THAT BASEBALL
CAN ACTUALLY BE
A LITTLE EXCITING.
389
00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:03,528
IT JUST PROVES THAT THESE KIDS
CAN'T PLAY
AND SIMPSON CAN'T RUN.
390
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:06,765
NO, NO, NO. WE CAN PLAY.
ALL WE NEED IS A COACH,
391
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:10,435
AND I THINK JOEY WOULD BE
A FANTASTIC COACH, DON'T YOU?
392
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:14,740
[LAUGHTER]
393
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,575
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
394
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,044
JOEY CAN DO IT.
HE PLAYED IN THE MINORS.
395
00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:21,546
YEAH, FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES.
396
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,415
LOOK, DURING HIS FIRST SEASON,
397
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,684
JOEY PUNCHED OUT
A FELLOW TEAMMATE.
398
00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:28,754
THAT'S RIGHT.
FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
WHATSOEVER.
399
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,657
SO IMAGINE WHAT HE'S GONNA DO
TO YOU GUYS THE FIRST TIME
YOU MISS A TAG.
400
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,525
GYUUU!
401
00:21:33,558 --> 00:21:36,461
ALL RIGHT, KID,
I CANNOT COACH A BASEBALL TEAM.
402
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:39,998
HEY, MORON, COACH 'EM.
403
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:41,633
WHAT?
404
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:44,002
COMMODORE, CAN YOU
USE ANOTHER TEAM?
405
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:47,005
IF WE FIELD SIX TEAMS,
WE COULD QUALIFY
406
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:49,574
FOR FEDERAL STIMULUS
MATCHING FUNDS.
407
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:51,643
PROVIDED OF COURSE THAT WE HAVE
A ROSTER OF AT LEAST FIFTEEN--
408
00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:52,811
THAT'S INTERESTING.
409
00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:54,379
-YEAH.
-NO, REALLY.
410
00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:55,380
NO. STOP.
411
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:58,550
OKAY, JOEY...
412
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:00,585
YOU'RE GONNA BE COACHING
THESE KIDS.
413
00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:02,587
[LAUGHS QUIETLY]
414
00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:04,690
POP, I DON'T WANT
TO COACH THESE KIDS.
415
00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:08,694
I'M NOT ASKING.
YOU WANT ROOM AND BOARD,
THIS IS YOUR NEW JOB.
416
00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:10,996
[LAUGHS]
417
00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:13,932
IF YOU THINK THIS IS GONNA
REKINDLE MY LOVE FOR BASEBALL
OR SOMETHING,
418
00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:18,036
LIKE, THAT'S NOT HAPPENING.
419
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:20,005
OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
420
00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:23,709
WE'LL SUSPEND
THE INFIELD FLY RULE
JUST FOR YOU.
421
00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:26,178
-CAPISCE, COMMISH?
-NO.
422
00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:28,413
-I'M PAYING.
-DONE.
423
00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:30,615
NIFTY. OKAY, KIDS,
YOU'RE PLAYING
FOR BIG AL'S TEAM!
424
00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:31,817
[CHEERING]
425
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:35,520
YES, COOL!
426
00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:37,189
NOW WE NEED
HOW MANY MORE PLAYERS?
427
00:22:37,222 --> 00:22:38,757
[EXCITED CHATTER]
428
00:22:43,895 --> 00:22:46,998
WHY THE UNIFORM?
IT'S ONLY PRACTICE?
429
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,101
I'M NOT GONNA DO THIS HALFWAY.
430
00:22:49,134 --> 00:22:51,737
I WANNA KNOW HOW IT'S GONNA FEEL
WHEN WE WIN THIS WHOLE THING.
431
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:53,872
RICO'S RED SOX ARE REALLY GOOD.
432
00:22:53,905 --> 00:22:55,974
WE'RE GOING TO BE BETTER.
433
00:22:56,007 --> 00:22:58,577
DID YOU SEE THE WAY JOEY COACHED
THAT INFIELD FLY RULE THING?
434
00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,445
HE'S GONNA MAKE US
INTO A WINNING TEAM.
435
00:23:00,479 --> 00:23:03,482
IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME.
436
00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:06,084
[SNORING]
437
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:12,991
MR. DELUCA.
438
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,629
-JOEY!
-YEAH...
439
00:23:17,662 --> 00:23:20,132
-YEAH.
-IT'S PRACTICE.
440
00:23:20,165 --> 00:23:23,101
-YEAH.
-AND YOU'RE THE COACH.
441
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:29,908
OH, YEAH.
OKAY, GET OUT THERE AND...
442
00:23:29,941 --> 00:23:31,943
YOU KNOW,
WATCH THE BAD HOPS.
443
00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:34,079
THE FIELD ISN'T GROOMED SO HOT.
444
00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:39,684
AND THEN, I DON'T KNOW,
LET'S GO PLAY SOME BASEBALL.
445
00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:41,987
GO ON. PLAY.
GET OUT OF HERE.
446
00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:45,690
[KIDS COMPLAINING]
LET'S GO PLAY.
447
00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:50,128
WHEN YOU'RE DONE
WITH THE BASEBALL,
PLAY-- I DON'T KNOW.
448
00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:52,130
PLAY SOMETHING ELSE.
449
00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:54,633
WHO WANTS TO BAT?
450
00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:57,969
NO, NO, NO.
EVERYBODY CAN'T BAT AT ONCE.
451
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:05,143
I GOT IT!
452
00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:06,178
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
453
00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:15,587
♪♪ [SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
454
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:18,723
COACH! WE'RE PLAYING BALL HERE.
455
00:24:29,568 --> 00:24:31,803
I WANNA BAT.
456
00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:36,641
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
-MY TURN.
457
00:24:36,675 --> 00:24:39,010
MAYBE IF YOU COULD CATCH
THE BALL,
I'D LET YOU BAT.
458
00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:40,879
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
-MY TURN TO BAT.
459
00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:43,748
-GET BACK ON THE FIELD.
-MAKE ME.
460
00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:44,816
[BOYS CHANTING]
FIGHT, FIGHT!
461
00:24:52,357 --> 00:24:56,828
[FLATULENCE]
462
00:24:56,862 --> 00:24:59,865
DAMN GEESE. CLEAR THE CAGE,
YOU GUYS, GO ON.
463
00:25:03,134 --> 00:25:05,670
THIS TEAM BLOWS CHUNKS.
464
00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:07,772
TAKE YOUR CRAP, LOSER.
465
00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:16,281
ALL RIGHT, GOOD PRACTICE,
GOOD PRACTICE!
466
00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:19,217
WHEN WE GOTTA BE
BACK HERE AGAIN?
467
00:25:24,122 --> 00:25:26,024
GUYS?
468
00:25:26,057 --> 00:25:28,827
[KID]
IT'S A WASTE OF MY TIME.
469
00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:34,032
GREAT.
470
00:25:40,338 --> 00:25:44,109
THESE KIDS HAVE BEEN PLAYING
VIDEO GAMES THEIR WHOLE LIVES.
471
00:25:44,142 --> 00:25:46,811
IRAQ WAS CONQUERED
IN THREE WEEKS BY KIDS
472
00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:48,780
WHO PLAYED VIDEO GAMES
THEIR WHOLE LIVES.
473
00:25:48,813 --> 00:25:51,249
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
474
00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:54,619
THEY VOLUNTEERED.
I WAS DRAFTED.
475
00:26:07,933 --> 00:26:10,035
YOU EVER PLAY BASEBALL?
476
00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:12,671
BASEBALL. I'D RATHER HAVE
A SPORT WHERE
YOU NEVER STOP RUNNING.
477
00:26:12,704 --> 00:26:14,806
BASEBALL, YOU NEVER START.
478
00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:18,777
HOW ABOUT IF YOU PLAY
FOR THE CUBS,
WE'LL PLAY FOR THE JAGUARS.
479
00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:21,913
I'VE SEEN YOUR GAME, LORI.
NO THANKS.
480
00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:24,282
YOU GUYS HAVE A GIRL
ON YOUR TEAM.
NO WONDER YOU NEED US.
481
00:26:36,728 --> 00:26:38,763
YOU CAN FEEL THAT
ALL THE WAY OVER HERE.
482
00:26:46,871 --> 00:26:49,708
COME ON.
IT'LL BE SUPER AWESOME.
483
00:26:49,741 --> 00:26:52,243
AND HEY, MAYBE YOU CAN GET
THE GIRL TO PLAY FOR YOU.
484
00:26:56,381 --> 00:27:01,019
♪♪ [SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
485
00:27:22,007 --> 00:27:23,775
SO STUPID.
486
00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:25,410
EVERY SINGLE TIME
I DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS,
487
00:27:25,443 --> 00:27:31,116
I'M LIKE IN THE HOLE NOW
FOR, LIKE, 50 BUCKS...
488
00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:34,953
[CONTINUES MUTTERING]
489
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:37,088
THERE YOU ARE.
490
00:27:37,122 --> 00:27:38,957
HEY, MICHELLE.
491
00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:40,859
WHY ARE YOU TRYING
TO KILL MY SON?
492
00:27:40,892 --> 00:27:42,994
I'M NOT TRYING TO KILL YOUR SON.
493
00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:46,398
DO YOU KNOW THAT CHILD ATHLETES
ARE 78% MORE LIKELY
TO GET INJURED
494
00:27:46,431 --> 00:27:48,166
WHEN THEY HAVE A COACH
THAT DOESN'T PAY ATTENTION?
495
00:27:48,199 --> 00:27:50,101
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT,
BUT NOW I DO, THANK YOU.
496
00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:52,237
EUGENE TOLD ME YOU DON'T
HAVE HIM WEARING HIS PADS.
497
00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:53,972
WELL, IN GENERAL...
498
00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:56,141
INFIELDERS,
THEY DON'T WEAR PADS.
499
00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:59,811
A KID LIKE TANKER
IS GENERALLY BEHIND
THE PLATE WITH LOTS OF PADS.
500
00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:02,781
SO HE'LL CROUCH DOWN ALL DAY
AND GET DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS?
501
00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:04,416
[LAUGHS]
502
00:28:04,449 --> 00:28:08,453
SORRY, DID YOU SAY
DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS?
503
00:28:08,486 --> 00:28:11,222
THAT'S FUNNY.
504
00:28:11,256 --> 00:28:12,957
OKAY, LOOK.
MY LIFE COACH SAYS
505
00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:15,260
THAT HE HAS TO TAKE RISKS
IN ORDER TO GROW.
506
00:28:15,293 --> 00:28:17,362
BUT HOW'S HE GOING TO GROW
IF YOU'RE NOT PROTECTING HIM?
507
00:28:17,395 --> 00:28:19,297
HE'S NOT GONNA GET HURT.
508
00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:21,199
MICHELLE, IT'S BASEBALL.
509
00:28:21,232 --> 00:28:23,468
NOBODY EVER GETS HURT PLAYING
BASEBALL, I PROMISE.
510
00:28:23,501 --> 00:28:26,137
I THINK YOU'LL END UP
DISAPPOINTING ME.
511
00:28:26,171 --> 00:28:28,073
AT THIS POINT WITH WOMEN
MY ENTIRE LIFE,
512
00:28:28,106 --> 00:28:33,511
I'D BE SHOCKED IF THIS
WAS THE FIRST TIME I DIDN'T.
513
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:35,847
ESPECIALLY THE PRETTY ONES.
514
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,551
[CHATTER, GAME NOISE]
515
00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:42,487
WELCOME BACK,
TODAY FOR THE ONLY PODCAST
516
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:46,257
COVERING DIVISION "A"
OAKLAND YOUTH LEAGUE BASEBALL.
517
00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:49,894
FELICIA, THE CUBS REALLY NEED
TO GET A RALLY STARTED.
518
00:28:49,928 --> 00:28:54,099
I KNOW THAT, DAVE,
BUT IT LOOKS BAD
FOR THE HOMETOWN TEAM.
519
00:28:58,269 --> 00:29:00,138
STRIKE THREE!
YOU'RE OUT.
520
00:29:00,171 --> 00:29:03,908
[DAVE]
AND ANOTHER CUBS
HITTER GOES DOWN.
521
00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:06,478
THIS GAME COULDN'T BE MORE
OUT OF REACH IF IT WAS
ON THE MOON.
522
00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:14,586
FINALLY, SOME SIGNS OF LIFE
FROM THE CUBS.
523
00:29:14,619 --> 00:29:17,188
IF CARTER CAN MAKE
SOMETHING HAPPEN HERE,
524
00:29:17,222 --> 00:29:19,424
WE MIGHT HAVE A BALL GAME.
525
00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:25,497
AND FASSI MAKES A BREAK FOR IT.
526
00:29:27,532 --> 00:29:30,034
OH, NO. SHE'S FALLING
FOR THE FAKE.
527
00:29:32,971 --> 00:29:34,305
IT'S A RUN-DOWN!
528
00:29:34,339 --> 00:29:36,040
CLASSIC PLAY!
529
00:29:40,478 --> 00:29:43,081
YOU'RE OUT!
530
00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:46,151
-OH, MAN!
-SHE WAS SAFE.
531
00:29:46,184 --> 00:29:51,222
AND FASSI EATS THE DIRT
FOR NOTHING.
532
00:29:51,256 --> 00:29:53,525
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
LIFT YOUR SKIRT
AND MAKE A REAL CALL!
533
00:29:53,558 --> 00:29:55,226
YOU KNOW WHAT?
534
00:29:55,260 --> 00:29:58,062
GO BACK TO WHERE THEY FOUND YOU,
SLEEPING IN YOUR CAR!
535
00:29:58,096 --> 00:30:01,900
BAD BASERUNNING BY MY....
536
00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:03,067
SSSSSSS....
537
00:30:03,101 --> 00:30:04,235
FFFFFF....
538
00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:09,874
MY... FFFSISTER FASSI.
539
00:30:09,908 --> 00:30:13,311
ALL RIGHT. WHO WANTS
TO GIVE PITCHING
A SHOT THIS INNING?
540
00:30:13,344 --> 00:30:15,146
ALL RIGHT,
WHO WANTS TO PITCH?
541
00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:17,248
LET'S RALLY.
542
00:30:17,282 --> 00:30:19,417
YOU'RE DOWN TEN RUNS
FOR A FULL INNING.
THE GAME'S CALLED.
543
00:30:19,450 --> 00:30:21,586
IT'S IN THE RULEBOOK.
544
00:30:21,619 --> 00:30:23,922
AT LEAST IN GIRL'S SOFTBALL,
THEY LET YOU SCORE ONE RUN,
545
00:30:23,955 --> 00:30:24,989
SO YOU DON'T FEEL SO BAD.
546
00:30:25,023 --> 00:30:26,591
IT'S OVER?
547
00:30:26,624 --> 00:30:28,493
BASED ON TODAY'S GAME,
548
00:30:28,526 --> 00:30:31,529
WE'RE ON A PACE
TO NOT WIN A GAME
FOR THE NEXT 812 YEARS.
549
00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:32,931
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
550
00:30:32,964 --> 00:30:35,900
WE STILL GET PIZZA!
551
00:30:35,934 --> 00:30:37,302
PIZZA?
552
00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:41,139
-TEN TO NOTHING?
-YEAH.
553
00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:43,241
THEY STOPPED THE GAME, I HOPE.
554
00:30:43,274 --> 00:30:44,909
YEAH, FINALLY.
555
00:30:44,943 --> 00:30:46,411
GOOD.
556
00:30:46,444 --> 00:30:48,046
THE OTHER TEAM MUST
HAVE FELT REALLY BAD
557
00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:49,581
WITH YOU BEATING THEM LIKE THAT.
558
00:30:49,614 --> 00:30:51,649
THEY DID.
559
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:54,652
WHO PLAYS SOFTBALL LIKE THAT?
[LAUGHING]
560
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,521
IS THAT LIKE BASEBALL?
561
00:30:56,554 --> 00:30:57,889
[LAUGHING]
562
00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:07,999
WHO IS SHE, T?
563
00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:09,701
WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU BONEHEADS
LAUGHING AT?
564
00:31:09,734 --> 00:31:12,237
THIS VIDEO ROUNDUP
WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE
565
00:31:12,270 --> 00:31:15,673
WITHOUT SEEING ONCE AGAIN
THE PSYCHOTICALLY
COMPETITIVE TINY DIVA
566
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:18,243
PEOPLE ARE CALLING
HURRICANE PHYLLIS.
567
00:31:18,276 --> 00:31:20,645
THIS GIRL HAS SOME
SERIOUS ISSUES TO WORK ON.
568
00:31:20,678 --> 00:31:22,947
I HOPE HER PARENTS
ARE DOUBLING HER MEDS
569
00:31:22,981 --> 00:31:25,283
AND THAT IF SHE SNAPS AGAIN,
IT'S NOT WHEN SHE'S BATTING.
570
00:31:25,316 --> 00:31:28,419
MARY, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
YOU HAVE 30 YEARS OF FEMINISM
571
00:31:28,453 --> 00:31:31,055
TELLING GIRLS THEY HAVE
TO BE EXACTLY LIKE BOYS.
572
00:31:31,089 --> 00:31:33,324
[BOY]
IT'S OKAY, IT HAPPENS
TO THE BEST OF US.
573
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:39,264
LOOK HOW CLEAN
THE WHOLE PLACE WOULD LOOK.
574
00:31:39,297 --> 00:31:41,132
LOOK AT THIS.
575
00:31:41,165 --> 00:31:44,402
THIS IS A LITTLE MORE
BAUHAUS THAN I WAS THINKING.
576
00:31:44,435 --> 00:31:47,038
POP, THIS WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD
IS TURNING AROUND,
577
00:31:47,071 --> 00:31:49,674
AND THERE MAY BE SOME PEOPLE
OUT THERE UNDER THE AGE
OF 100...
578
00:31:49,707 --> 00:31:51,609
-OH!
-WHO MAY NOT WANT TO SIT AROUND
579
00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:55,046
WITH SOME OLD FARTS ALL DAY
LISTENING TO THE CARPENTERS
580
00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:57,215
AND REMINISCING
ABOUT FRIGGIN' SPARKY ANDERSON.
581
00:31:57,248 --> 00:32:00,251
I KNOW, THE PLACE NEEDS
A LITTLE-- I DON'T KNOW,
582
00:32:00,285 --> 00:32:03,054
BOTOX, BUT...
583
00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:05,323
VODKA PLACE
WITH FONDUE AND FUSION?
584
00:32:05,356 --> 00:32:08,059
FONDUE PLACE WITH VODKA
INFUSIONS.
585
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:10,528
RIGHT, MY BAD. ADMIRAL, DOES
THIS SOUND LIKE US?
586
00:32:10,561 --> 00:32:15,166
REALLY? FONDUE?
PEACH VODKA?
587
00:32:15,199 --> 00:32:17,568
I JUST CAN'T LEAVE THE ADMIRAL
WITH NO PLACE TO GO.
588
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:22,240
HE'D END UP SLEEPING
IN THE PUBLIC LIBRARY
LIKE A COMMON VAGRANT.
589
00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:27,111
WELL, POP, I'M THE ONE
TAKING THIS PLACE OVER AND I
DON'T HEAR ANY OTHER IDEAS.
590
00:32:27,145 --> 00:32:28,379
HMMMM....
591
00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:37,388
NO. WHAT ABOUT YOU, JOEY,
YOU GOT ANY?
592
00:32:39,324 --> 00:32:42,093
FOR-- FOR RICO'S BAR?
593
00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:43,628
NOT SO MUCH.
594
00:32:43,661 --> 00:32:46,064
[SCOFFS]
595
00:32:46,097 --> 00:32:51,669
BUT IF IT WAS JOEY'S BAR?
596
00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:54,138
I'D GO RETRO.
597
00:32:54,172 --> 00:32:56,307
WHAT IS EVERYONE
OUT THERE LOOKING FOR?
598
00:32:56,341 --> 00:32:58,476
THESE YUPPIES,
THEY'RE LOOKING FOR
AUTHENTICITY.
599
00:32:58,509 --> 00:33:00,478
RIGHT? THEY GET INTO WHATEVER.
600
00:33:00,511 --> 00:33:05,183
THE DALAI LAMA OR KABBALAH,
LOOKING TO FIND THAT THING.
601
00:33:05,216 --> 00:33:07,518
WE CAN GIVE THAT
TO THEM RIGHT HERE.
602
00:33:07,552 --> 00:33:10,088
YOU DON'T THINK THEY'LL GO
TO AN OLD SCHOOL BASEBALL JOINT?
603
00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:13,191
I SAY THEY'LL GO TO BIG AL'S
BECAUSE IT'S AN OLD SCHOOL
BASEBALL JOINT.
604
00:33:13,224 --> 00:33:14,692
WHAT DO YOU GOT IN MIND?
605
00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:16,728
I MEAN, HOW MANY PEOPLE
IN THE WORLD KNOW
606
00:33:16,761 --> 00:33:19,297
THAT YOU HAVE THE SINGLE LARGEST
MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL COLLECTION
607
00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:20,298
IN THE DETROIT METRO AREA?
608
00:33:20,331 --> 00:33:21,499
I DO.
609
00:33:21,532 --> 00:33:23,067
WHO CARES?
610
00:33:23,101 --> 00:33:25,269
I DO.
611
00:33:25,303 --> 00:33:28,339
WELL, I CARE A LITTLE BIT, TOO,
612
00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:30,408
BUT WHO ELSE CARES?
613
00:33:30,441 --> 00:33:32,276
I DO.
614
00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:39,317
WE HAVE THE WORST TEAM
IN THE WORLD.
615
00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:41,152
WE'RE NOT THAT BAD.
616
00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:44,255
IN 1899, THE CLEVELAND SPIDERS
ONLY WON 20 GAMES
617
00:33:44,288 --> 00:33:45,823
OUT OF 154 GAMES.
618
00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:48,326
YEAH, WELL AT LEAST
THEY WON ONE.
619
00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:50,395
WELL, WHAT CAN WE DO,
SERIOUSLY?
620
00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:54,665
I DON'T KNOW.
621
00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:57,235
-OOOHHH.
-OH, MAN.
622
00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:09,614
OH, CRAP!
623
00:34:09,647 --> 00:34:10,715
HEY, YOU!
624
00:34:10,748 --> 00:34:13,151
GET OVER HERE!
625
00:34:13,184 --> 00:34:15,753
AND I SEE YOUR
LITTLE FRIENDS, TOO.
626
00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:17,855
WHAT FRIENDS?
627
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:20,491
THE FAT KID
AND THE SKINNY GIRL, YEAH.
628
00:34:20,525 --> 00:34:22,427
WHO?
629
00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:25,163
HEY, YOU'RE TALKING YOURSELF
INTO MORE TROUBLE, SON.
630
00:34:25,196 --> 00:34:27,532
NOW WHERE'S YOUR AUNT?
631
00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:30,201
SHE'S PICKING UP
MY FATHER AT THE AIRPORT.
632
00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:33,171
YOU'RE LYING, LORENZO.
I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR FATHER.
633
00:34:33,204 --> 00:34:36,140
HE'S IN PRISON
FOR HELPING ILLEGAL ALIENS.
634
00:34:36,174 --> 00:34:40,778
IT'S PEOPLE LIKE HIM
THAT ARE RUINING THIS COUNTRY.
635
00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:48,653
HEY! GET BACK HERE!
636
00:34:48,686 --> 00:34:52,490
HEY, I SEE YOU TWO.
DON'T YOU RUN FROM ME!
637
00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:05,336
HELLO!
638
00:35:05,369 --> 00:35:08,539
-HEY, BIG GUY.
-LEAVE ME ALONE.
639
00:35:08,573 --> 00:35:09,874
HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
640
00:35:09,907 --> 00:35:12,343
WHAT DO YOU CARE?
641
00:35:12,376 --> 00:35:15,213
ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE AT
THE HOME RUN SHOWDOWN
SO MY DAD COULD SEE ME.
642
00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:17,682
HE'S GONNA SEE YOU.
HE'S JUST GETTING
BACK INTO TOWN.
643
00:35:17,715 --> 00:35:21,586
NO, HE WON'T BE BACK.
MY DAD'S IN PRISON.
644
00:35:25,256 --> 00:35:27,558
JUST GO BACK
TO YOUR MEAT LOCKER.
645
00:35:34,265 --> 00:35:35,900
[SIGHS]
646
00:35:41,839 --> 00:35:44,342
[CHEERING]
647
00:35:48,379 --> 00:35:51,315
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, DASH.
LET'S GO.
648
00:35:51,349 --> 00:35:53,384
OH, THIS IS EASY.
649
00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:58,856
IT'S TOO EASY.
650
00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:02,760
LET'S GO, BUDDY.
651
00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:05,630
GOOD ONE, DASH!
652
00:36:07,465 --> 00:36:09,367
GOOD ONE!
653
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,302
ONE MORE STRIKE.
LET'S GO, DASH!
654
00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:17,275
[UMPIRE]
YOU'RE OUT!
655
00:36:17,308 --> 00:36:20,278
CUBS TRAIL THE BLUE JAYS.
4-0 WITH TWO OUTS
656
00:36:20,311 --> 00:36:22,380
IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SIXTH.
657
00:36:22,413 --> 00:36:25,883
WE'RE NOW ONE OUT AWAY
FROM SHUTTING OUT THE LAST PLACE
CUBS.
658
00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:28,452
TANK, LISTEN.
YOU CAN DO THIS.
659
00:36:28,486 --> 00:36:29,954
YOU GOTTA GO OUT
AND GET A START.
660
00:36:29,987 --> 00:36:31,856
-NOBODY CAN HIT THIS GUY.
-NO, LISTEN...
661
00:36:31,889 --> 00:36:34,792
YOU CAN DO IT.
YOU GOT THIS, OKAY? LET'S GO.
662
00:36:38,496 --> 00:36:40,364
YOU GOT THIS.
WOO!
663
00:36:40,398 --> 00:36:45,036
LET'S DO THIS.
YOU GOT IT.
664
00:36:45,069 --> 00:36:47,405
WHY ARE YOU GUYS
SO SCARED OF THIS PITCHER?
665
00:36:47,438 --> 00:36:51,375
THAT'S JOHN DASH.
HE'S GOT THE FASTEST PITCH
IN THE LEAGUE.
666
00:36:56,814 --> 00:36:59,016
MORE LIKE THE WILDEST PITCH
IN THE LEAGUE.
667
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:01,352
IF YOU GUYS STOPPED SWINGING,
WE'D HAVE BEEN HOME
TWO INNINGS AGO.
668
00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:03,020
[SPITS]
669
00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:04,922
SO I SHOULD WHAT, HUH?
670
00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:07,658
TELL YOUR MAN
TO STOP SWINGING.
671
00:37:09,627 --> 00:37:12,930
[SHOUTS]
SWING AWAY!
672
00:37:16,867 --> 00:37:18,603
[UMPIRE]
STRIKE!
673
00:37:18,636 --> 00:37:19,837
WOO.
674
00:37:19,870 --> 00:37:21,339
TIME OUT, BLUE!
675
00:37:21,372 --> 00:37:22,406
TIME!
676
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:23,874
TANK, COME HERE.
677
00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:25,943
-HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
-GOOD.
678
00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:27,378
-YOU HAVING FUN?
-YEAH.
679
00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:28,779
GOOD, LISTEN CLOSELY.
680
00:37:28,813 --> 00:37:30,915
YOU KNOW THOSE STORIES
ABOUT THE KID
681
00:37:30,948 --> 00:37:32,984
THAT GOES THROUGH THE SHORTCUT
IN THE WOODS,
682
00:37:33,017 --> 00:37:35,886
OR GOES UNDER THE UNDERPASS
AND NEVER COMES UP
THE OTHER SIDE?
683
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,322
AND THEN THE MOM,
SHE GOES ON TV
684
00:37:38,356 --> 00:37:41,559
AND SHE'S CRYING, SHE SAYS,
"I WANT MY TANKER.
WHERE'S MY TANKER?"
685
00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:44,662
BLAH, BLAHDY BLOOP.
THEY DON'T FIND THE BODY
FOR YEARS,
686
00:37:44,695 --> 00:37:46,831
AND BY THAT TIME,
THERE'S NO WAY
THE CSI INVESTIGATORS
687
00:37:46,864 --> 00:37:49,934
COULD EVEN IMAGINE
ALL THE TERRIBLE THINGS
THAT HAPPENED TO THAT KID,
688
00:37:49,967 --> 00:37:52,036
BURIED IN THE CELLAR,
689
00:37:52,069 --> 00:37:54,772
DEEP, DARK CELLAR
WHERE NO HUMAN BEING COULD
690
00:37:54,805 --> 00:37:57,975
EVER HEAR THE CRYING SCREAMS
OF THAT CHILD.
691
00:37:58,009 --> 00:37:59,744
YOU KNOW THOSE STORIES?
692
00:37:59,777 --> 00:38:03,114
OKAY, DON'T SWING AT ANOTHER
PITCH.
693
00:38:03,147 --> 00:38:04,749
CAPISCE?
694
00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:08,552
GOOD. HAVE FUN.
695
00:38:08,586 --> 00:38:10,354
LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
696
00:38:10,388 --> 00:38:12,990
MUST BE SOME INSPIRING WORDS
FROM COACH JOEY DELUCA.
697
00:38:18,396 --> 00:38:20,031
NOPE, BALL ONE.
698
00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:22,400
[FASSI]
YEAH! WOO!
699
00:38:22,433 --> 00:38:24,001
YOU GOT THIS, TANKER.
700
00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:27,505
BALL TWO.
701
00:38:27,538 --> 00:38:28,873
YEAH!
702
00:38:28,906 --> 00:38:30,474
HERE WE GO.
HERE WE GO, COME ON!
703
00:38:30,508 --> 00:38:31,676
[BALL IN GLOVE]
704
00:38:31,709 --> 00:38:32,977
YEAH, ONE MORE, ONE MORE!
705
00:38:33,010 --> 00:38:35,780
YEAH!
[CHEERING]
706
00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:37,515
BALL FOUR!
707
00:38:37,548 --> 00:38:39,850
-TAKE YOUR BASE.
-COME ON, EUGENE!
708
00:38:39,884 --> 00:38:41,719
[CHEERING]
709
00:38:41,752 --> 00:38:44,855
THERE GOES HIS PERFECT GAME.
710
00:38:44,889 --> 00:38:49,627
-BALL ONE!
-[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
711
00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:51,862
BALL FOUR!
TAKE YOUR BASE.
712
00:39:01,906 --> 00:39:04,608
DO THIS. LET'S GO.
713
00:39:04,642 --> 00:39:07,111
COME ON, LET'S GO CUBS!
714
00:39:07,144 --> 00:39:10,381
[FASSI]
HERE WE GO. YOU GOT THIS.
COME ON!
715
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:18,055
LET'S GO, DASH!
716
00:39:25,229 --> 00:39:26,497
WOO!
717
00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:33,637
THE WINNING RUN IS ON DECK.
718
00:39:33,671 --> 00:39:35,406
LOOKS LIKE DASH HAS HAD IT.
719
00:39:38,476 --> 00:39:39,510
TIME OUT.
720
00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:43,147
TIME!
721
00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:44,548
WHAT'S THE MATTER, HUH?
722
00:39:44,582 --> 00:39:45,916
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
723
00:39:45,950 --> 00:39:49,987
-COME ON, MAN.
-COACH.
724
00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:52,456
I'VE ONLY GOT
ONE MORE PLAYER LEFT.
725
00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:53,724
AND THAT'S TIM.
726
00:39:58,496 --> 00:40:01,232
COACH, YOU GOTTA FIELD NINE.
727
00:40:01,265 --> 00:40:03,734
DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.
728
00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:05,503
WELL, DAVE,
WE HAVE A GOOD ONE.
729
00:40:05,536 --> 00:40:07,538
NOW THAT THE CUBS
HAVE WORN OUT DASH'S ARM,
730
00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:09,673
THE SHORTSTOP IS NOW PITCHING.
731
00:40:09,707 --> 00:40:11,942
THE CENTERFIELD
HAS BEEN PULLED TO TAKE SHORT.
732
00:40:11,976 --> 00:40:14,145
AND AN INTERESTING TACTICAL
MANEUVER.
733
00:40:14,178 --> 00:40:15,946
TIMMY HAS BEEN PUT IN RIGHT
FIELD.
734
00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:18,716
THE BLUE JAYS ARE ONE OUT AWAY
FROM WINNING THIS GAME.
735
00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:23,788
DAVE, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU SAW A CROWD THIS EXCITED?
736
00:40:23,821 --> 00:40:25,489
THE WIGGLES.
737
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:36,567
[COACH]
PICK IT UP. PICK THE BALL UP!
738
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:44,508
[TEAM CHEERS]
739
00:40:44,542 --> 00:40:49,980
IN-THE-PARK, STAND-UP,
GRAND SLAM HOME RUN!
740
00:40:50,014 --> 00:40:53,951
[CHEERING]
741
00:40:57,154 --> 00:40:58,923
IT'S SO RIDICULOUS.
IT'S A RIDICULOUS THING.
742
00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:00,791
WE'RE ONE AND THREE.
743
00:41:00,825 --> 00:41:02,993
IF WE KEEP WINNING LIKE THIS,
WE CAN MAKE IT TO THIRD PLACE.
744
00:41:03,027 --> 00:41:04,929
BETTER HOPE WE DON'T KEEP
WINNING LIKE THIS.
745
00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:06,964
YEAH, WE HEARD ABOUT THAT.
746
00:41:06,997 --> 00:41:09,633
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS TRY
TO NOT SWING
AGAINST US NEXT WEEK?
747
00:41:09,667 --> 00:41:11,669
SEE HOW THAT WORKS OUT FOR YOU.
748
00:41:11,702 --> 00:41:14,038
OH, WE'VE GOT SOMETHING
SPECIAL PLANNED
FOR YOU NEXT WEEK.
749
00:41:14,071 --> 00:41:15,906
SOMETHING REAL NICE
FOR THE RED SOX.
750
00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:17,174
RIGHT, GUYS?
751
00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:18,242
WHAT?
752
00:41:23,013 --> 00:41:25,583
OKAY.
753
00:41:25,616 --> 00:41:28,719
NEXT WEEK,
WE ARE ABSOLUTELY GOING
TO DESTROY YOU.
754
00:41:28,752 --> 00:41:32,189
I THINK YOU MISSED
A FEW LETTERS ON YOUR UNIFORMS.
755
00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:34,058
SHOULDN'T THAT READ "SCRUBS"?
756
00:41:34,091 --> 00:41:36,126
HEY, HEY, HEY.
IT'S ACTUALLY KINDA FUNNY.
757
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,797
HEY, GUYS, COME OVER HERE.
BELLY UP TO THE BAR. I'M BUYING.
758
00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:42,733
-CONGRATULATIONS!
-ON THE HOUSE.
759
00:41:42,766 --> 00:41:44,001
ON THE HOUSE.
760
00:41:44,034 --> 00:41:45,836
-LOOK AT THAT PIC.
-WHOA.
761
00:41:45,870 --> 00:41:50,174
TANK TURPINO!
762
00:41:50,207 --> 00:41:54,945
-POPS.
-SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL
WITH THIRD PLACE?
763
00:41:54,979 --> 00:41:56,747
IF WE'RE ONE
OF THE TOP THREE TEAMS,
764
00:41:56,780 --> 00:42:00,851
WE GET TO FIELD BALLS
AT THE HOME RUN SHOWDOWN.
765
00:42:00,885 --> 00:42:03,954
OH, THAT'S WHAT
YOU GUYS ARE AFTER,
THE SHOWDOWN.
766
00:42:03,988 --> 00:42:06,257
-YEAH!
-I DON'T REALLY CARE.
767
00:42:06,290 --> 00:42:08,092
THE SHOWDOWN ISN'T REAL
BASEBALL.
768
00:42:08,125 --> 00:42:09,860
IT'S JUST A BUNCH
OF PITUITARY CASES
769
00:42:09,894 --> 00:42:11,896
SHOWING OFF
FOR THE PEANUT MUNCHERS.
770
00:42:11,929 --> 00:42:14,064
SMART KID.
771
00:42:14,098 --> 00:42:16,867
BUT WE'RE A TEAM,
SO IF LORI WANTS TO GO, I'LL GO.
772
00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:20,604
-THANKS.
-WELL, THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
773
00:42:20,638 --> 00:42:23,774
HEY, GUYS,
CONGRATULATIONS!
774
00:42:23,807 --> 00:42:26,343
-WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING, EUGENE?
-NOTHING.
775
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,212
DON'T WORRY,
IT'S JUST GINGER ALE.
776
00:42:28,245 --> 00:42:29,280
FAMILY RESTAURANT.
777
00:42:32,116 --> 00:42:33,784
[LAUGHS]
IS JOEY AROUND?
778
00:42:33,817 --> 00:42:35,986
[BOYS TOGETHER]
HE'S IN THE MEAT LOCKER.
779
00:42:36,020 --> 00:42:38,989
-THE MEAT LOCKER.
-HE'S IN THE BACK ROOM.
780
00:42:39,023 --> 00:42:41,125
OKAY.
781
00:42:46,363 --> 00:42:48,732
[SNIFFS AND GRUNTS]
782
00:42:53,003 --> 00:42:56,006
-[KNOCKS]
-HEY.
783
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,309
I-- I HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING.
784
00:42:58,342 --> 00:43:00,978
NO, NOT AT ALL.
I WAS-- I WAS HERE.
785
00:43:01,011 --> 00:43:04,348
I WAS PAINTING.
I LIKE TO PAINT SOMETIMES.
786
00:43:04,381 --> 00:43:06,984
I COME DOWN HERE.
787
00:43:07,017 --> 00:43:10,921
I JUST-- I WANTED
TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE OTHER DAY.
788
00:43:10,955 --> 00:43:14,124
OH, PLEASE,
DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT.
789
00:43:14,158 --> 00:43:16,694
NO, I WAS RUDE,
AND I'M SORRY.
790
00:43:16,727 --> 00:43:18,996
OH, I MEAN... PFFT.
791
00:43:19,029 --> 00:43:20,965
AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE,
792
00:43:20,998 --> 00:43:24,001
I DON'T REALLY CARE
WHAT PEOPLE--
WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT ME
793
00:43:24,034 --> 00:43:27,404
OR... WHATEVER.
794
00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:31,675
EUGENE IS REALLY EXCITED
AND I THINK YOU DID A GREAT JOB
WITH THE KIDS TODAY.
795
00:43:31,709 --> 00:43:33,811
I MEAN, DO YOU REALLY THINK SO?
796
00:43:33,844 --> 00:43:37,381
I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T CARE
WHAT PEOPLE THINK?
797
00:43:37,414 --> 00:43:40,084
I CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
798
00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:43,253
I MEAN, I CARE-- I CARE...
799
00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:44,888
ABOUT WHAT MY BROTHER THINKS,
800
00:43:44,922 --> 00:43:46,824
BUT IN GENERAL,
I CARE WHAT YOU--
801
00:43:46,857 --> 00:43:47,891
I SHOULD GO.
802
00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:50,861
PLEASE DON'T GO.
803
00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:54,898
OKAY, KIDS,
GET IN THE CAR.
804
00:43:54,932 --> 00:43:57,801
I JUST REALLY, UM...
805
00:44:00,104 --> 00:44:01,839
I SHOULDA ASKED HER OUT.
806
00:44:01,872 --> 00:44:05,242
YOUR SWEATER'S ON BACKWARDS,
YOU MORON.
807
00:44:05,275 --> 00:44:08,012
OOOH, NO.
808
00:44:08,045 --> 00:44:12,249
NO, MY... NO.
809
00:44:12,282 --> 00:44:15,786
-HE'S A TRENDSETTER.
-OH, MY GOODNESS.
810
00:44:15,819 --> 00:44:21,258
[CHEERING]
811
00:44:21,291 --> 00:44:25,029
LET'S GO, BOBBY.
LET'S GO, SOX.
LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
812
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:29,333
THIS SOX TEAM WITH
TWO RUNNERS ON.
813
00:44:29,366 --> 00:44:34,071
THE CUBS LOOKING TO GET
THEIR SECOND WIN OF THE SEASON.
814
00:44:34,104 --> 00:44:36,840
-I GOT IT!
-INFIELD FLY RULE!
815
00:44:36,874 --> 00:44:39,009
THERE IS NO INFIELD FLY RULE.
816
00:44:39,043 --> 00:44:41,111
OH, HE LETS THE BALL DROP.
817
00:44:41,145 --> 00:44:45,916
ONE OUT,
TWO OUTS, THREE OUTS!
818
00:44:45,949 --> 00:44:48,218
TRIPLE PLAY!
TRIPLE PLAY!
819
00:44:48,252 --> 00:44:49,787
[CHEERING]
820
00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:51,388
THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER, MAN.
821
00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:55,059
THEY ACTUALLY LEARNED SOMETHING.
822
00:44:55,092 --> 00:44:58,095
BRING IT ON!
823
00:45:05,502 --> 00:45:07,971
HOLD THE PHONE.
NOBODY SAW THIS COMING.
824
00:45:08,005 --> 00:45:11,108
THE CUBS HAVE TAKEN THIS GAME
RIGHT DOWN TO THE WIRE.
825
00:45:11,141 --> 00:45:12,910
HOLY MACKEREL!
826
00:45:16,046 --> 00:45:18,982
[CHEERING]
827
00:45:22,352 --> 00:45:26,023
TIME, BLUE, TIME!
828
00:45:26,056 --> 00:45:28,392
IS THIS GOING TO BE
A PITCHING CHANGE?
829
00:45:28,425 --> 00:45:30,227
I DON'T THINK SO.
830
00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:32,963
THE CUBS ARE RALLYING
BUT BOBBY IS PITCHING WELL.
831
00:45:32,996 --> 00:45:35,566
HEY, TANK.
832
00:45:35,599 --> 00:45:36,800
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
833
00:45:36,834 --> 00:45:38,902
GOOD.
834
00:45:38,936 --> 00:45:40,871
-HOW YOU FEELING?
-GOOD.
835
00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:44,541
GOOD. YOU KNOW I THINK
YOUR MOM'S CUTE, RIGHT?
836
00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:48,045
TOO BAD. SHE DOESN'T THINK
YOU'RE CUTE.
837
00:45:48,078 --> 00:45:49,346
OKAY, GOOD.
838
00:45:49,379 --> 00:45:51,014
I WANT YOU TO BEAN THIS KID.
839
00:45:51,048 --> 00:45:52,950
-BUT I CAN STRIKE HIM OUT.
-NO, NO.
840
00:45:52,983 --> 00:45:54,585
I WANT YOU TO HIT HIM.
841
00:45:54,618 --> 00:45:57,187
-DON'T CROWD THE PLATE.
-ALL RIGHT.
842
00:45:57,221 --> 00:46:00,057
I WANT TO KEEP THIS GUY SCARED,
AND WE HAVE AN OPEN BAG
AT FIRST.
843
00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:01,925
ALL RIGHT? COME ON, BLUE.
WHAT'S GOING ON NOW?
844
00:46:01,959 --> 00:46:04,128
RICO, YOU'RE
BURNING UP DAYLIGHT!
845
00:46:04,161 --> 00:46:05,429
JUST A SECOND, BLUE!
846
00:46:05,462 --> 00:46:07,197
HE'S A BIG TARGET, OKAY?
847
00:46:07,231 --> 00:46:10,200
SO KEEP IT LOW,
HIT HIM IN HIS FAT ASS,
848
00:46:10,234 --> 00:46:11,602
WE'RE GONNA FORCE
A NEW PLATE, OKAY?
849
00:46:11,635 --> 00:46:14,171
OKAY.
850
00:46:17,474 --> 00:46:20,010
[CHILDREN CHEERING]
851
00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:32,156
OH!
852
00:46:32,189 --> 00:46:33,490
BOBBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
853
00:46:35,359 --> 00:46:38,095
BOBBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
854
00:46:38,128 --> 00:46:40,097
-YOU OKAY, SON?
-HEY, DID YOU CALL THAT?
855
00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:42,199
-I DIDN'T CALL THAT.
-YOUR KID HIT MY KID
IN THE FACE.
856
00:46:42,232 --> 00:46:47,137
[SHOUTING]
857
00:46:47,171 --> 00:46:48,939
[UMPIRE]
BREAK IT UP!
858
00:46:48,972 --> 00:46:52,209
HEY, HEY, THAT'S IT,
JOEY, YOU'RE OUT OF HERE.
859
00:46:52,242 --> 00:46:53,544
[SHOUTING]
860
00:47:00,617 --> 00:47:03,153
THAT'S IT. GAME'S OVER.
RED SOX WIN!
861
00:47:03,187 --> 00:47:04,888
[CUBS SHOUTING]
862
00:47:04,922 --> 00:47:07,491
GET BACK IN THE DUGOUT!
YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY.
863
00:47:07,524 --> 00:47:11,461
GET OUT OF HERE, JOEY.
864
00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:13,030
-DID YOU DO THAT ON PURPOSE?
-NO, I DIDN'T.
865
00:47:13,063 --> 00:47:14,398
-THAT GOT AWAY FROM YOU.
-YEAH.
866
00:47:14,431 --> 00:47:16,233
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S FINE.
HERE WE GO.
867
00:47:16,266 --> 00:47:19,036
"WIN" ON THREE.
ONE, TWO, THREE, WIN!
THAT'S IT.
868
00:47:21,171 --> 00:47:22,639
GET BACK IN THE DUGOUT!
869
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:23,941
[SHOUTING]
870
00:47:23,974 --> 00:47:25,676
-JOEY!
-I QUIT.
871
00:47:25,709 --> 00:47:28,011
-WHAT?
-THESE KIDS ARE BETTER OFF
WITHOUT ME, POP.
872
00:47:28,045 --> 00:47:29,446
THERE IT IS, FINALLY,
CAN I GO?
873
00:47:29,479 --> 00:47:31,515
STOP IT!
874
00:47:31,548 --> 00:47:34,084
GOD, YOU GUYS
ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT.
WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE?
875
00:47:34,117 --> 00:47:36,019
YOU KNEW THIS WAS GOING
TO HAPPEN EVENTUALLY.
876
00:47:36,053 --> 00:47:37,487
HE QUITS EVERYTHING.
877
00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:39,456
YOU HIT A KID,
MY KID, IN THE FACE--
878
00:47:39,489 --> 00:47:41,959
[SHOUTING]
879
00:47:41,992 --> 00:47:43,260
STOP IT!
880
00:47:43,293 --> 00:47:44,962
I'VE HAD IT WITH BOTH OF YOU.
881
00:47:44,995 --> 00:47:47,998
JESUS! GOD, YOU'RE FIGHTING
OVER NOTHING.
882
00:47:48,031 --> 00:47:50,534
YOU WANT TO FIGHT
OVER SOMETHING THAT'S
WORTHWHILE?
883
00:47:50,567 --> 00:47:52,202
-HUH?
-LIKE WHAT?
884
00:47:52,236 --> 00:47:54,004
HE'S GOT NOTHING
WORTH FIGHTING OVER.
885
00:47:54,037 --> 00:47:58,041
LIKE, IF YOUR KIDS BEAT
HIS KIDS...
886
00:47:58,075 --> 00:48:00,210
-I'LL GIVE BIG AL'S TO YOU.
-WHAT?
887
00:48:00,244 --> 00:48:02,613
-WHAT?
-YEAH, I CAN GIVE IT
TO WHOEVER I WANT.
888
00:48:02,646 --> 00:48:04,248
I OWN IT FREE AND CLEAR.
889
00:48:04,281 --> 00:48:06,016
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
890
00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:08,485
YOU WANT TO OWN
A REAL BASEBALL BAR
891
00:48:08,518 --> 00:48:11,655
AND SHOVE THOSE VODKA INFUSIONS
UP HIS YOU-KNOW-WHAT?
892
00:48:11,688 --> 00:48:13,323
HELL YEAH.
893
00:48:13,357 --> 00:48:14,524
-OKAY.
-YEAH, YOU'RE ON!
894
00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:16,460
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
895
00:48:16,493 --> 00:48:18,462
-WHAT?
-MY KIDS JUST BEAT HIS KIDS,
896
00:48:18,495 --> 00:48:21,164
AND EVEN IF THEY DO WIN,
WHICH THEY WON'T,
897
00:48:21,198 --> 00:48:23,233
THEN WE'RE ONE AND ONE.
THAT'S A TIE, POP.
898
00:48:23,267 --> 00:48:26,036
YEAH, BUT THE TOP THREE TEAMS
GO TO THE SHOWDOWN, RIGHT?
899
00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:28,272
YEAH.
900
00:48:28,305 --> 00:48:31,308
THEY'D HAVE TO WIN
EVERY SINGLE GAME
FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON,
901
00:48:31,341 --> 00:48:35,746
AND THEN BEAT US,
TO EVEN MAKE THE SHOWDOWN.
902
00:48:35,779 --> 00:48:37,214
-WE CAN DO IT.
-YEAH?
903
00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:39,216
-OH, COME--
-WE CAN DO IT!
904
00:48:39,249 --> 00:48:41,618
HEY, SHUT UP.
WHEN YOU GUYS ARE
AT THE SHOWDOWN...
905
00:48:41,652 --> 00:48:45,255
WHICHEVER TEAM SHAGS
THE MOST BALLS FOR MY COLLECTION
906
00:48:45,289 --> 00:48:47,090
WINS.
907
00:48:47,124 --> 00:48:49,359
[LAUGHS]
OKAY, GREAT, SURE.
908
00:48:49,393 --> 00:48:52,262
-YOU DON'T THINK HE CAN DO IT,
DO YOU?
-NO.
909
00:48:52,296 --> 00:48:55,132
NO, NO WAY.
CAN I GO?
910
00:48:55,165 --> 00:48:57,634
[LAUGHS]
911
00:49:02,506 --> 00:49:06,610
WHY DO YOU GUYS
HATE EACH OTHER SO MUCH?
I DON'T GET IT.
912
00:49:06,643 --> 00:49:08,512
[CAR STARTS]
913
00:49:13,317 --> 00:49:15,619
BETTER GET TO WORK, COACH.
914
00:49:18,455 --> 00:49:21,124
YOU GOTTA GET IN THE MITT.
915
00:49:21,158 --> 00:49:23,427
OH, HEY, MICHELLE, LOOK...
916
00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:25,629
DO NOT EVEN START WITH ME.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I
LISTEN TO YOU.
917
00:49:25,662 --> 00:49:29,366
OKAY, I LIED WHEN I SAID
PEOPLE NEVER GET HURT
PLAYING BASEBALL.
918
00:49:29,399 --> 00:49:30,767
BUT HE JUST GOT DINGED.
919
00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:33,203
-HE GOT DINGED?
-YEAH, IT'S A DING.
920
00:49:33,236 --> 00:49:36,406
DID THE DOCTOR REALLY WANT
TO PUT THE X ON YOUR FACE?
IT LOOKS WEIRD.
921
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:40,043
YEAH, MOM, AND SHE SAID
THAT MY TEETH ONLY GOT LOOSENED.
922
00:49:40,077 --> 00:49:41,545
I SHOULDA GOT OUT OF THE WAY.
923
00:49:41,578 --> 00:49:43,347
IT'S REALLY MY FAULT.
924
00:49:43,380 --> 00:49:45,115
IT'S HIS FAULT.
HE SHOULDA GOT OUT OF THE WAY.
925
00:49:45,148 --> 00:49:47,551
YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF MY WAY.
DING!
926
00:49:49,453 --> 00:49:51,822
JOEY BLEW THE GAME.
WE COULD HAVE WON.
927
00:49:51,855 --> 00:49:53,490
COME ON, YOU GOTTA FIGHT
AT THAT POINT.
928
00:49:53,523 --> 00:49:56,159
TANKER GOT PRACTICALLY KILLED.
929
00:49:56,193 --> 00:50:00,330
MAN, JUST FOR A SECOND,
IT LOOKED LIKE HE MIGHT ACTUALLY
BE ABLE TO BEAT RICO UP.
930
00:50:00,364 --> 00:50:03,033
OH, WOULDN'T THAT HAVE BEEN
AMAZING?
931
00:50:16,513 --> 00:50:18,615
[KNOCKS]
932
00:50:21,618 --> 00:50:24,254
HEY, I JUST WANTED TO STOP BY
933
00:50:24,287 --> 00:50:28,158
AND CHECK ON TANKER.
SEE HOW HE'S DOING.
934
00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:31,728
HE'S BETTER.
935
00:50:31,762 --> 00:50:33,697
GOOD. I WAS SCARED.
936
00:50:33,730 --> 00:50:36,199
I MEAN, I KNOW YOU WERE SCARED,
BUT...
937
00:50:36,233 --> 00:50:40,370
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT I WAS SCARED, TOO.
938
00:50:40,404 --> 00:50:43,707
AND HE'S BETTER,
SO I'LL JUST...
939
00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:48,745
I'LL JUST HEAD BACK
TO THE MEAT LOCKER.
940
00:50:51,181 --> 00:50:52,449
OKAY?
941
00:50:52,482 --> 00:50:55,318
IF HE'S BETTER, THOUGH,
942
00:50:55,352 --> 00:51:00,390
YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU'LL
LET HIM COME BACK
TO PRACTICE ON TUESDAY.
943
00:51:00,424 --> 00:51:02,325
OH, MY GOD.
944
00:51:05,562 --> 00:51:08,165
[TRILLS LIPS]
945
00:51:13,203 --> 00:51:16,273
ALL I WANT YOU TO DO
IS SLAP IT OUT THERE,
ALL RIGHT?
946
00:51:16,306 --> 00:51:17,741
SMALL BALL.
YOU JUST PUT IT IN PLAY.
947
00:51:17,774 --> 00:51:19,509
SMALL BALL, SMALL BALL,
SMALL BALL.
948
00:51:19,543 --> 00:51:22,279
WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE,
YOU.... OUT THERE.
949
00:51:22,312 --> 00:51:23,747
GOAL!
950
00:51:23,780 --> 00:51:26,116
A BUNCH OF GOALS
AND YOU WIN THE GAME.
951
00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:31,788
-HEY, GO GET YOUR MAN!
-TANKER!
952
00:51:37,260 --> 00:51:38,795
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- HI.
953
00:51:38,829 --> 00:51:41,565
I DON'T LIKE THIS.
I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE.
954
00:51:41,598 --> 00:51:45,836
BUT I'M TRUSTING YOU.
955
00:51:45,869 --> 00:51:47,370
THAT'S A GOOD THING, RIGHT?
956
00:51:47,404 --> 00:51:49,773
-RIGHT?
-NO.
957
00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:53,910
DO YOU WANT
TO GO OUT SATURDAY NIGHT?
958
00:51:55,912 --> 00:51:57,848
COME ON!
959
00:51:57,881 --> 00:52:01,751
I'LL BORROW MY DAD'S CAR.
960
00:52:01,785 --> 00:52:04,254
HEY, COACH,
PUT YOUR EYES BACK IN YOUR HEAD.
961
00:52:04,287 --> 00:52:05,455
CARTER.
962
00:52:05,489 --> 00:52:06,857
SON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
963
00:52:06,890 --> 00:52:09,226
THAT IS CALLED THROWING
SALT INTO A MAN'S GAME.
964
00:52:09,259 --> 00:52:11,595
DIDN'T YOU SEE I WAS FLIRTING
WITH TANKER'S MOM?
965
00:52:19,736 --> 00:52:22,606
COME ON, DON'T BE SCARED.
GET UNDERNEATH IT!
966
00:52:22,639 --> 00:52:26,676
I GOT IT,
I GOT IT, I GOT IT!
967
00:52:26,710 --> 00:52:28,979
SORRY, ARE THEY ALMOST DONE?
968
00:52:29,012 --> 00:52:31,314
I GOT A SHIFT STARTING
IN AN HOUR,
969
00:52:31,348 --> 00:52:34,651
AND MY CAR'S IN THE SHOP,
AND I HAVE TO TAKE,
LIKE, THREE BUSES.
970
00:52:34,684 --> 00:52:37,921
[LAUGHS]
YEAH, I THINK THEY'RE
JUST ABOUT DONE.
971
00:52:37,954 --> 00:52:39,422
WHICH ONE IS YOURS?
972
00:52:39,456 --> 00:52:41,691
WELL, NONE OF THEM, REALLY,
973
00:52:41,725 --> 00:52:44,327
BUT THAT ONE'S MY NEPHEW,
LORI MOORE.
974
00:52:44,361 --> 00:52:48,532
OH, I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED
A LITTLE BIT TOO YOUNG
TO BE HIS MOM.
975
00:52:48,565 --> 00:52:50,567
OH. YEAH.
976
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:55,472
LORI, HE'S GREAT.
HE'S THE HEART
AND SOUL OF THEIR TEAM.
977
00:52:55,505 --> 00:52:57,908
-I'M RICO.
-JANIE.
978
00:52:57,941 --> 00:53:00,010
-NICE TO MEET YOU.
-NICE TO MEET YOU.
979
00:53:00,043 --> 00:53:01,811
HEADS UP!
980
00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:03,647
OPEN YOUR MITT!
981
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:05,882
MINE, MINE,
MINE, MINE!
982
00:53:08,585 --> 00:53:10,654
HEY, LORI.
THERE'S PLENTY OF BALLS
TO GO AROUND.
983
00:53:10,687 --> 00:53:13,456
CHILL OUT!
984
00:53:13,490 --> 00:53:15,825
SO YEAH, THAT'S THE STORY.
985
00:53:15,859 --> 00:53:21,331
AND HE'S KILLING HIMSELF
JUST SO HIS DAD
CAN SEE HIM IN THE SHOWDOWN.
986
00:53:21,364 --> 00:53:24,434
I KNOW IT'S POLITICALLY
INCORRECT AND ALL, BUT I...
987
00:53:24,467 --> 00:53:26,703
SORT OF AGREE WITH YOUR BROTHER.
988
00:53:26,736 --> 00:53:28,505
REALLY.
989
00:53:28,538 --> 00:53:29,873
YEAH, I MEAN, THESE PEOPLE
ARE JUST TRYING TO COME HERE
990
00:53:29,906 --> 00:53:31,942
TO MAKE A LIVING.
GOD BLESS 'EM.
991
00:53:31,975 --> 00:53:35,312
YEAH, THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD,
BUT NOW I GOT A KID TO FEED.
992
00:53:35,345 --> 00:53:38,715
AND I CAN BARELY FEED MYSELF.
993
00:53:38,748 --> 00:53:41,318
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU OUT.
994
00:53:41,351 --> 00:53:43,553
BOTH OF YOU.
995
00:53:44,955 --> 00:53:47,791
DELUCA, TURN THAT MACHINE OFF!
996
00:53:47,824 --> 00:53:49,526
COMMISSIONER, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
997
00:53:49,559 --> 00:53:51,061
...IMPROPER USE OF CITY
PROPERTY.
998
00:53:51,094 --> 00:53:54,731
THAT IS A PITCHING MACHINE,
NOT A FLY BALL MACHINE.
999
00:53:54,764 --> 00:53:56,299
I SEE YOU, TOO!
1000
00:53:56,333 --> 00:53:58,702
HEY, HOW ABOUT THIS?
I'M SORRY.
1001
00:53:58,735 --> 00:54:00,837
SORRY. LOOK OUT!
HEADS UP!
1002
00:54:00,870 --> 00:54:03,039
LOOK ALIVE, COMMISSIONER!
1003
00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:06,076
OKAY. BYE-BYE!
1004
00:54:06,109 --> 00:54:08,812
LOOK OUT.
1005
00:54:08,845 --> 00:54:11,982
ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH FUN.
BACK TO PRACTICE.
1006
00:54:12,015 --> 00:54:14,451
HERE YOU GO!
1007
00:54:14,484 --> 00:54:16,519
HEADS UP!
1008
00:54:16,553 --> 00:54:17,754
[FELICIA]
IT'S A CAN OF CORN FOR THE
RIGHT FIELDER.
1009
00:54:17,787 --> 00:54:19,356
I GOT IT, I GOT IT!
1010
00:54:19,389 --> 00:54:21,424
OH, LORI MOORE STEALS IT!
1011
00:54:21,458 --> 00:54:23,560
[CHEERING]
1012
00:54:36,973 --> 00:54:40,076
[APPLAUSE]
1013
00:54:42,545 --> 00:54:43,580
YEAH!
1014
00:54:43,613 --> 00:54:47,517
[CHEERING]
1015
00:54:51,988 --> 00:54:54,924
GOOD GAME, COACH.
1016
00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:57,060
HOO, HOO, HOO!
1017
00:54:57,093 --> 00:54:59,462
HEY, YOUR TEAM JUST WON.
YOU GONNA GET OUT THERE
AND CELEBRATE?
1018
00:54:59,496 --> 00:55:00,897
I DIDN'T WIN ANYTHING.
1019
00:55:00,930 --> 00:55:02,499
YOU TOOK ME OUT OF THE GAME.
1020
00:55:02,532 --> 00:55:04,634
YEAH, BECAUSE YOU WERE
BIG TIMING.
1021
00:55:04,668 --> 00:55:07,103
I TOLD YOU
IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT,
I WAS GONNA BENCH YOU, RIGHT?
1022
00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:08,972
BUT WE HAVE TO WIN NOW!
1023
00:55:09,005 --> 00:55:12,609
IF WE LOSE ONE MORE GAME,
WE'RE OUT OF THE SHOWDOWN.
1024
00:55:12,642 --> 00:55:14,110
WIN OR LOSE,
WE DO IT LIKE A TEAM.
1025
00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:16,379
YOU DO IT AGAIN,
YOU'RE OFF THE TEAM.
1026
00:55:16,413 --> 00:55:17,614
AM I CLEAR?
1027
00:55:20,183 --> 00:55:24,854
LET'S GO.
GOOD THROW, POPPY.
1028
00:55:24,888 --> 00:55:26,923
GOOD GAME, BREWERS.
GOOD GAME, BREWERS.
1029
00:55:26,956 --> 00:55:29,793
CAN'T CALL THEM
THE SCRUBS ANYMORE.
1030
00:55:29,826 --> 00:55:31,995
THAT'S RIGHT, DAVE!
1031
00:55:32,028 --> 00:55:34,831
THE CUBS HAVE "MURDALIZED"
EVERYONE IN THE LAST HALF
OF THE SEASON.
1032
00:55:34,864 --> 00:55:37,600
[LAUGHS]
FIRST OF ALL, I JUST WANT TO SAY
1033
00:55:37,634 --> 00:55:41,571
THAT IT'S A REAL HONOR
TO BE ON DAVE'S POD-- PODCAST.
1034
00:55:41,604 --> 00:55:44,007
THE DAVE
AND FELICIA LEE PODCAST.
1035
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:46,142
OH, I'M SORRY.
MY BAD.
1036
00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:49,112
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE CHANCES
OF GETTING TO THE BIG SHOW ARE?
1037
00:55:49,145 --> 00:55:52,716
THE KIDS ARE WORKING HARD,
AND WE HAVE A VERY STRONG
FAN BASE,
1038
00:55:52,749 --> 00:55:54,851
SO THEY SHOULD BE ABLE
TO GO ALL THE WAY.
1039
00:55:54,884 --> 00:55:58,421
-GO CUBS!
-THANK YOU, BIG AL.
1040
00:55:58,455 --> 00:56:00,857
I JUST WANT TO SAY
TO ALL YOUR LISTENERS OUT THERE
1041
00:56:00,890 --> 00:56:02,926
THAT EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT
AT BIG AL'S BAR AND GRILL,
1042
00:56:02,959 --> 00:56:04,894
WE HAVE A FAMILY NIGHT.
1043
00:56:04,928 --> 00:56:07,130
KIDS EAT FOR FREE.
BOTTOMLESS PASTA BOWL.
THANK YOU.
1044
00:56:07,163 --> 00:56:09,966
[JOEY LAUGHING]
THAT'S A GOOD STORY.
1045
00:56:09,999 --> 00:56:11,835
I THINK PEOPLE
REALLY CARE ABOUT THAT.
1046
00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:14,938
-OKAY.
-OKAY, HERE WE GO.
1047
00:56:14,971 --> 00:56:20,143
THREE, TWO, ONE, GO. YES!
1048
00:56:20,176 --> 00:56:21,878
THAT WAS EASY.
1049
00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:27,784
HEY. NO, I GOT IT.
1050
00:56:34,524 --> 00:56:36,993
HEY.
1051
00:56:37,026 --> 00:56:39,162
HEY.
1052
00:56:39,195 --> 00:56:41,531
LISTEN.
1053
00:56:41,564 --> 00:56:45,502
THAT WAS A GOOD CATCH TODAY,
BUT BEING THE BEST PLAYER
ON THE TEAM
1054
00:56:45,535 --> 00:56:48,037
DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU
MAKE EVERY CATCH,
OR SCORE EVERY RUN
1055
00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:49,939
OR YOU PITCH EVERY PITCH.
1056
00:56:49,973 --> 00:56:51,508
IT'S ABOUT MAKING THEM BETTER.
1057
00:56:51,541 --> 00:56:54,744
SO NOW YOU CARE.
1058
00:56:54,778 --> 00:56:56,579
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN,
"NOW I CARE"?
1059
00:56:56,613 --> 00:56:58,181
BEFORE, YOU JUST WANTED
TO GET OUT OF THIS.
1060
00:56:58,214 --> 00:57:00,216
NOW THERE'S SOMETHING IN IT
FOR YOU,
1061
00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:03,753
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
YOU START ACTING
LIKE A REAL COACH.
1062
00:57:03,787 --> 00:57:06,956
IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE I THOUGHT
THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED.
1063
00:57:06,990 --> 00:57:08,658
RIGHT?
1064
00:57:08,691 --> 00:57:10,260
I WANT TO GET
TO THE HOME RUN SHOWDOWN.
1065
00:57:10,293 --> 00:57:13,029
AND I'M GONNA DO
WHAT I HAVE TO DO.
1066
00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:21,171
HEY, HEY, LORI. GREAT JOB
OUT THERE TODAY, BUDDY.
1067
00:57:21,204 --> 00:57:23,873
WAY TO GET AFTER THAT BALL.
1068
00:57:23,907 --> 00:57:26,242
JUST TRYING TO GET
TO THE SHOWDOWN.
1069
00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:29,012
WELL, WE'VE ALREADY
CLINCHED FIRST PLACE,
AND WE'RE GOING TO THE SHOWDOWN.
1070
00:57:29,045 --> 00:57:30,146
THAT'S ALL THESE GUYS
CAN TALK ABOUT.
1071
00:57:35,919 --> 00:57:37,620
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, RICO?
1072
00:57:37,654 --> 00:57:39,622
I'M JUST TAKING MY KIDS
TO GET SOME PIZZA.
1073
00:57:39,656 --> 00:57:42,992
AND THEN THE MOVIES,
AND THEN SOME ICE CREAM.
1074
00:57:43,026 --> 00:57:46,129
BUT HEY, BOILED HOT DOGS
ON THE LAWN, PRETTY NICE, TOO.
1075
00:57:46,162 --> 00:57:47,730
[LAUGHS]
1076
00:57:47,764 --> 00:57:49,532
YEAH,
IT'S A LITTLE VICTORY PARTY.
1077
00:57:49,566 --> 00:57:52,035
YEAH, I HEARD.
CONGRATULATIONS.
1078
00:57:52,068 --> 00:57:54,938
THANKS.
1079
00:57:54,971 --> 00:57:56,940
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE IT UP,
BRO?
1080
00:57:56,973 --> 00:57:58,942
I MEAN,
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WIN.
1081
00:57:58,975 --> 00:58:01,845
YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN WILLING
TO DO WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN.
1082
00:58:01,878 --> 00:58:05,715
AND YOU AIN'T GONNA START NOW.
1083
00:58:05,748 --> 00:58:10,320
SAY GOODBYE, KIDS.
1084
00:58:10,353 --> 00:58:11,988
BYE, SCRUBS!
1085
00:58:14,858 --> 00:58:16,059
[HONKS HORN]
1086
00:58:16,092 --> 00:58:19,729
[SHOUTING]
ADIOS!
1087
00:58:19,762 --> 00:58:22,799
CLASSY.
1088
00:58:22,832 --> 00:58:24,100
NO, IT WASN'T JUST BASEBALL.
1089
00:58:24,133 --> 00:58:26,169
WE COMPETED OVER EVERYTHING.
1090
00:58:26,202 --> 00:58:30,740
WE COMPETED OVER GRADES,
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS,
WHO RAN FASTER,
1091
00:58:30,773 --> 00:58:32,976
YOU KNOW, GIRLS.
IT WAS RIDICULOUS.
1092
00:58:33,009 --> 00:58:33,977
OH, LUCKY GIRLS.
1093
00:58:34,010 --> 00:58:36,079
WELL....
1094
00:58:36,112 --> 00:58:38,047
HOW COME YOU STILL FIGHT
WITH YOUR BROTHER LIKE
A 12-YEAR-OLD?
1095
00:58:38,081 --> 00:58:42,118
THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
1096
00:58:42,151 --> 00:58:44,787
I DON'T KNOW.
1097
00:58:44,821 --> 00:58:49,859
I MEAN, I WISH IT WAS
LIKE IT USED TO BE.
1098
00:58:49,893 --> 00:58:52,595
AND WE WERE BEST FRIENDS. WE---
1099
00:58:52,629 --> 00:58:55,164
IN BASEBALL,
WE BATTED ONE AND TWO.
1100
00:58:55,198 --> 00:58:58,001
WE WERE ALWAYS ON THE SAME TEAM.
IT WAS GREAT.
1101
00:58:58,034 --> 00:59:03,640
THEN AT SOME POINT,
IT WAS JUST...
1102
00:59:03,673 --> 00:59:06,276
I DON'T KNOW.
SO TELL ME ABOUT YOU.
1103
00:59:06,309 --> 00:59:09,245
[SCOFFS]
THAT'S A LITTLE
OUT OF LEFT FIELD.
1104
00:59:09,279 --> 00:59:13,116
NO, IT'S JUST WHY AM I TALKING
ABOUT MY KNUCKLEHEADED BROTHER
1105
00:59:13,149 --> 00:59:15,752
WHEN I AM SITTING ACROSS FROM...
1106
00:59:15,785 --> 00:59:19,055
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
THAT'S SILLY.
1107
00:59:21,824 --> 00:59:26,729
I BET YOU COULD PATCH THINGS
UP WITH YOUR BROTHER,
IF YOU JUST REACH OUT.
1108
00:59:26,763 --> 00:59:28,231
YEAH.
1109
00:59:28,264 --> 00:59:31,601
MAYBE.
1110
00:59:35,672 --> 00:59:38,908
I'M REALLY GLAD
EUGENE IS ON YOUR TEAM.
1111
00:59:38,942 --> 00:59:41,277
REALLY? WHY?
1112
00:59:43,046 --> 00:59:45,214
BECAUSE IT'S A GOOD
CARDIOVASCULAR WORKOUT.
1113
00:59:45,248 --> 00:59:50,286
OH, IT'S A GOOD
CARDIOVASCULAR WORKOUT, IS IT?
1114
00:59:51,988 --> 00:59:53,823
WHY ELSE?
1115
00:59:53,856 --> 00:59:56,926
HE'S LEARNING THE VALUE
AND IMPORTANCE OF TEAMWORK.
1116
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,662
TEAMWORK, VERY IMPORTANT.
WHY ELSE?
1117
00:59:59,696 --> 01:00:01,864
AND IF YOU SAY SOMETHING
ABOUT THROMBOSIS OR SOMETHING,
1118
01:00:01,898 --> 01:00:05,702
I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE.
1119
01:00:05,735 --> 01:00:10,006
I JUST LIKE YOU
BEING IN OUR LIVES.
1120
01:00:10,039 --> 01:00:13,209
YOU DO.
1121
01:00:13,242 --> 01:00:17,981
-AS A COACH.
-AS A COACH.
1122
01:00:18,014 --> 01:00:23,152
-JUST A COACH.
-JUST A COACH.
1123
01:00:23,186 --> 01:00:26,222
SO I SAID, "OKAY, THE NEXT TIME
I HAVE LUNCH
1124
01:00:26,255 --> 01:00:28,424
"WITH NELSON MANDELA,
I WILL REMEMBER
1125
01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:31,728
"HE'S NOT THAT PLAYER
WHO WASHED OUT
WITH THE MINNEAPOLIS MILLERS."
1126
01:00:31,761 --> 01:00:34,998
SO LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU
CHECK THIS CAR OUT, RIGHT HERE?
1127
01:00:35,031 --> 01:00:37,166
HOP ON INSIDE,
AND IF YOU LIKE IT,
1128
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:40,803
YOU CAN TAKE IT FOR A WEEK
WHILE YOUR CAR'S IN THE SHOP.
1129
01:00:40,837 --> 01:00:43,439
YOU CAN JUST LET PEOPLE
BORROW A $50,000 CAR?
1130
01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:47,710
THE SIGN SAYS RICO'S,
SO I CAN PRETTY MUCH DO
WHATEVER I WANT TO.
1131
01:00:47,744 --> 01:00:51,147
AND YOU'LL LIKE THE CAR, TOO.
THEY'RE ALL MADE BY
THE US GOVERNMENT NOW.
1132
01:00:51,180 --> 01:00:55,451
LAWRENCE, WOULD YOU PLEASE
GIVE THE LOVELY JANEY
A TEST DRIVE, PLEASE.
1133
01:00:55,485 --> 01:00:57,787
AND LORI, COME HERE.
1134
01:00:57,820 --> 01:01:00,323
I GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL
TO SHOW YOU, TOO, BUDDY.
1135
01:01:00,356 --> 01:01:03,326
ALL RIGHT? HAVE FUN!
TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER.
1136
01:01:03,359 --> 01:01:06,029
OKAY, LET'S START IT UP.
1137
01:01:08,031 --> 01:01:09,732
WOW.
1138
01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:18,274
-SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T SHE?
-OH, YEAH.
1139
01:01:18,307 --> 01:01:22,211
MARTIN CAMARO.
OVER 700 HORSEPOWER.
1140
01:01:22,245 --> 01:01:25,014
700, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
1141
01:01:25,048 --> 01:01:26,749
HOW DO YOU LIKE THE COLOR?
1142
01:01:26,783 --> 01:01:31,354
-I LOVE IT.
-I LIKE TO CALL IT RED SOX RED.
1143
01:01:31,387 --> 01:01:34,390
COME ON INSIDE, LORI.
1144
01:01:34,424 --> 01:01:36,426
HEY, YOU GUYS'VE BEEN PLAYING
GREAT LATELY.
1145
01:01:36,459 --> 01:01:40,129
OR I SHOULD SAY YOU
HAVE BEEN PLAYING VERY WELL.
1146
01:01:40,163 --> 01:01:42,031
YOU'RE CARRYING YOUR TEAM,
BUDDY.
1147
01:01:42,065 --> 01:01:44,000
I'M NOT THAT GOOD.
1148
01:01:44,033 --> 01:01:46,369
WELL, YOU COULD USE SOME
IMPROVEMENT, THAT'S FOR SURE.
1149
01:01:46,402 --> 01:01:49,172
BUT I CAN HELP.
1150
01:01:49,205 --> 01:01:51,407
THOSE KIDS THAT YOU PLAY WITH
ARE REAL NICE KIDS,
1151
01:01:51,441 --> 01:01:53,509
BUT YOU CAN DO BETTER.
1152
01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:59,982
WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME OUT
AND PRACTICE WITH THE RED SOX?
1153
01:02:00,016 --> 01:02:02,885
SEE HOW IT FEELS?
1154
01:02:02,919 --> 01:02:04,854
LOOK, LORI.
1155
01:02:04,887 --> 01:02:08,991
YOU WANT YOUR DAD
TO SEE YOU ON TV, RIGHT?
1156
01:02:09,025 --> 01:02:11,494
YEAH. YEAH, OF COURSE.
1157
01:02:11,527 --> 01:02:16,065
YOU REALLY THINK JOEY'S
GONNA BE ABLE TO GET YOU THERE?
1158
01:02:16,099 --> 01:02:18,401
WELL, WE WON SOME.
1159
01:02:18,434 --> 01:02:21,003
YEAH, YOU WON SOME GAMES.
THAT'S GREAT.
1160
01:02:21,037 --> 01:02:23,272
WE'RE UNDEFEATED.
1161
01:02:23,306 --> 01:02:26,275
OKAY? AND IT'S GREAT THAT JOEY
IS PAYING ATTENTION RIGHT NOW,
1162
01:02:26,309 --> 01:02:29,078
BECAUSE WE'VE GOT
THIS LITTLE BET,
OR WHATEVER IS GOING ON,
1163
01:02:29,112 --> 01:02:33,850
BUT YOU KIDS
SHOULD NOT HAVE TO SUFFER
BECAUSE WE GROWN-UPS ARE...
1164
01:02:33,883 --> 01:02:35,852
GOOFY.
1165
01:02:35,885 --> 01:02:38,855
OKAY, AND THOSE KIDS YOU PLAY
WITH ARE REALLY NICE KIDS.
1166
01:02:38,888 --> 01:02:44,827
BUT ARE THEY GONNA GET YOU
TO THE SHOWDOWN?
1167
01:02:44,861 --> 01:02:47,296
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I CAN'T JUST--
1168
01:02:47,330 --> 01:02:49,165
LORI, LORI, I HAVE BEEN
WATCHING YOU PLAY.
1169
01:02:49,198 --> 01:02:54,170
YOU DO WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN,
AND THAT IS AWESOME.
1170
01:02:54,203 --> 01:02:59,041
HEY, THE RED SOX, WE'RE GOING
TO THE SHOWDOWN, GUARANTEED.
1171
01:02:59,075 --> 01:03:00,510
ALL RIGHT?
1172
01:03:00,543 --> 01:03:03,846
THE SCRUBS?
OUTSIDE CHANCE AT BEST.
1173
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:08,017
IN LIFE, SON, ALWAYS
TAKE THE SURE THING.
1174
01:03:10,953 --> 01:03:14,957
TRY IT ON.
LET'S JUST SEE HOW IT LOOKS.
1175
01:03:14,991 --> 01:03:19,629
OH, WOW.
THAT'S LIKE PERFECT.
1176
01:03:19,662 --> 01:03:21,564
YOU LOOK GREAT IN THAT!
1177
01:03:21,597 --> 01:03:23,166
COME ON.
I'LL TAKE YOU FOR A SPIN.
1178
01:03:23,199 --> 01:03:25,168
OH, YEAH, YOU SAID IT! SHOTGUN!
1179
01:03:25,201 --> 01:03:27,103
LET'S GO. COME ON!
1180
01:03:27,136 --> 01:03:28,371
YOU BETTER BE SHOTGUN.
I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU DRIVE.
1181
01:03:28,404 --> 01:03:31,340
HEY, MR. SENSITIVE, HERE.
1182
01:03:31,374 --> 01:03:35,945
I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW
THAT I AM ON MY WAY
1183
01:03:35,978 --> 01:03:38,648
-TO KISS AND MAKE UP
WITH MY BROTHER.
-JOEY, THIS IS GOOD.
1184
01:03:38,681 --> 01:03:42,051
YEP, IT'S CRAZY IS WHAT IT IS.
1185
01:03:42,084 --> 01:03:45,321
NO, IT'S NOT.
YOU'LL FEEL GREAT ABOUT THIS
WHEN IT'S ALL OVER.
1186
01:03:45,354 --> 01:03:48,958
YOUR BROTHER AND YOU CAN PUT
ALL THIS PETTY BICKERING
BEHIND YOU AND MOVE ON.
1187
01:03:48,991 --> 01:03:51,961
WON'T THAT BE GREAT?
JOEY?
1188
01:03:51,994 --> 01:03:56,666
-
JO-
-[BEEP]
1189
01:03:56,699 --> 01:03:58,601
OH, IT'S ON.
1190
01:04:03,306 --> 01:04:06,209
OKAY, IF YOU ARE
ROUNDING THIRD BASE
AND YOU ARE COMING HOME,
1191
01:04:06,242 --> 01:04:10,179
TECHNICALLY,
THE CATCHER IS NOT ALLOWED
TO BLOCK THE PLATE.
1192
01:04:10,213 --> 01:04:12,615
BUT IF HE'S IN THE BASE PATH,
OR EVEN NEAR THE BASE PATH,
1193
01:04:12,648 --> 01:04:16,385
I WANT YOU TO BOWL HIM OVER.
BANG.
1194
01:04:16,419 --> 01:04:18,955
KNOCK HIM FLAT ON HIS BUTT,
YOU UNDERSTAND?
1195
01:04:18,988 --> 01:04:20,389
WHAT IF HE'S NOT LOOKING?
1196
01:04:20,423 --> 01:04:22,091
IF HE'S NOT LOOKING, THEN...
1197
01:04:22,124 --> 01:04:24,160
HIT HIM HARDER!
1198
01:04:24,193 --> 01:04:26,963
THAT'S RIGHT. OKAY.
FULL SPEED THIS TIME, DEVON.
YOU READY?
1199
01:04:26,996 --> 01:04:28,531
YOU READY?
HERE WE GO.
1200
01:04:28,564 --> 01:04:32,468
ROUNDING THIRD.
LET'S GO. DIG, DIG. BOOM!
1201
01:04:32,501 --> 01:04:35,671
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
ALL RIGHT. YOU OKAY, SON?
1202
01:04:35,705 --> 01:04:38,007
-YEAH.
-GREAT. NOW THAT IS BASEBALL.
1203
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:39,976
DEVON, DID YOU TOUCH THE PLATE?
1204
01:04:40,009 --> 01:04:42,044
TOUCH THE PLATE.
1205
01:04:42,078 --> 01:04:44,347
EVERYBODY'S GONNA DO IT NOW.
LET'S GO, ONE AT A TIME.
1206
01:04:44,380 --> 01:04:46,249
GET READY,
BANG, BANG, BANG.
1207
01:04:46,282 --> 01:04:49,085
[PODCAST]
CUBS BARELY HOLDING A 3-2 LEAD.
1208
01:04:49,118 --> 01:04:51,420
BLUE JAY'S WINNING RUN
IS AT BAT.
1209
01:04:51,454 --> 01:04:56,025
EASY GROUNDER TO SHORTSTOP,
OH, RIGHT THROUGH BILLY'S LEGS.
1210
01:04:56,058 --> 01:04:58,261
-BILLY!
-...RUNNERS ADVANCE.
1211
01:04:58,294 --> 01:05:01,397
WINNING RUN IS AT FIRST.
EASY PLAY THE CUBS
JUST FUMBLED.
1212
01:05:01,430 --> 01:05:03,132
THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN
ON THEIR WAY HOME.
1213
01:05:03,165 --> 01:05:05,701
DAVE, WHAT'S BEEN UP
WITH THE SCRUBS STAR?
1214
01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:09,338
WELL, FELICIA,
AN EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION
1215
01:05:09,372 --> 01:05:13,242
HAS REVEALED THAT LORI MOORE
MAY BE THE FIRST FREE AGENT
1216
01:05:13,276 --> 01:05:16,145
IN OAKLAND YOUTH LEAGUE
BASEBALL.
1217
01:05:16,178 --> 01:05:18,581
NEXT BATTER UP!
1218
01:05:18,614 --> 01:05:23,386
LINE DRIVE. FASSI SNAGS IT.
GAME OVER!
1219
01:05:32,662 --> 01:05:35,298
THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL.
1220
01:05:35,331 --> 01:05:38,768
JOEY, WHAT HAPPENED?
HE'S NOT ANSWERING HIS PHONE
OR ANYTHING.
1221
01:05:38,801 --> 01:05:42,238
WE CAN WIN WITHOUT LORI.
1222
01:05:42,271 --> 01:05:45,241
IS HE AT LEAST GONNA BE THERE
WHEN WE PLAY THE RED SOX?
1223
01:05:45,274 --> 01:05:48,511
ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.
1224
01:05:53,749 --> 01:05:57,320
SO NEXT WEEK,
I GET TO SEE MY LITTLE MAN ON
TV.
1225
01:05:57,353 --> 01:05:58,654
YEAH.
1226
01:05:58,688 --> 01:06:01,324
AND I GET TO SEE THOSE
GREAT TEAMMATES OF YOURS, TOO.
1227
01:06:01,357 --> 01:06:04,393
I'M GLAD YOU'RE LEARNING
TO BE A PART
OF SOMETHING BIGGER, LORI.
1228
01:06:14,303 --> 01:06:16,706
[TANKER]
OKAY, GO FOR IT.
1229
01:06:20,209 --> 01:06:21,410
OH, CRAP.
1230
01:06:28,851 --> 01:06:30,252
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
1231
01:06:30,286 --> 01:06:32,288
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
1232
01:06:32,321 --> 01:06:35,391
WE WON SIX GAMES IN A ROW.
WE ONLY HAVE ONE LEFT.
1233
01:06:35,424 --> 01:06:37,159
YEAH,
BUT THAT GAME'S AGAINST US,
1234
01:06:37,193 --> 01:06:40,830
AND HE KNOWS WE'RE GOING
TO KICK YOUR BUTT.
1235
01:06:40,863 --> 01:06:42,732
WHY?
1236
01:06:42,765 --> 01:06:46,102
YEAH, WELL, YOU CAN'T
TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
1237
01:06:46,135 --> 01:06:48,671
I'M NOT SURE IF SHE WANTS
TO KISS HIM OR BEAT HIM UP.
1238
01:06:48,704 --> 01:06:51,607
HEY, TAKE IT EASY, LESBO.
1239
01:06:56,779 --> 01:06:59,482
IT'S A WHOLE TEAM.
IT'S NOT JUST YOU.
1240
01:06:59,515 --> 01:07:02,718
WHY DON'T YOU GO
CRY TO YOUR MOMMY, FAT ASS?
1241
01:07:02,752 --> 01:07:07,590
YOU SUCK.
YOU SUCK DONKEY BALLS.
1242
01:07:08,791 --> 01:07:10,726
COME ON,
LET'S GO PLAY.
1243
01:07:15,564 --> 01:07:18,634
CHANNEL 7 ACTION NEWS
STARTS RIGHT NOW.
1244
01:07:18,667 --> 01:07:21,837
THE TEAM IS THE CUBS.
SOME CALL THEM THE SCRUBS.
1245
01:07:21,871 --> 01:07:24,673
BUT SHOULD THEY REALLY
BE CALLED THE THUGS?
1246
01:07:24,707 --> 01:07:30,146
DAYS AFTER A VIDEO SHOWED
HURRICANE PHYLLIS BLUM'S
ORGY OF VIOLENCE
1247
01:07:30,179 --> 01:07:31,881
AT A LOCAL SOFTBALL GAME,
1248
01:07:31,914 --> 01:07:34,650
7 ACTION NEWS HAS LEARNED
THAT THE 11-YEAR-OLD ATTACKER
1249
01:07:34,683 --> 01:07:38,120
IS NOW PLAYING
FOR A BASEBALL TEAM
1250
01:07:38,154 --> 01:07:42,591
WITH A LONG HISTORY
OF BULLYING TACTICS.
1251
01:07:42,625 --> 01:07:44,493
WATCH OUT,
I'M WATCHING YOU, BUDDY!
1252
01:07:49,298 --> 01:07:50,433
DING.
1253
01:07:59,742 --> 01:08:03,379
ONE TEAM MEMBER SAYS
ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T PLAY ALONG
1254
01:08:03,412 --> 01:08:05,381
CAN EXPECT TO SUFFER.
1255
01:08:05,414 --> 01:08:07,616
IT'S REALLY MY FAULT.
1256
01:08:07,650 --> 01:08:09,652
IT'S HIS FAULT.
HE SHOULDA GOT OUT OF THE WAY.
1257
01:08:09,685 --> 01:08:13,389
NOW SOME ARE SAYING
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
1258
01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:15,691
IN MY LEAGUE,
WE HAVE A ZERO-TOLERANCE POLICY
1259
01:08:15,724 --> 01:08:17,793
TOWARDS UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT.
1260
01:08:17,827 --> 01:08:21,697
IF THESE KIDS TRY TO PULL ANY
OF THESE SHENANIGANS
IN THE GAME,
1261
01:08:21,730 --> 01:08:24,934
THERE ARE GOING TO BE DIRE
CONSEQUENCES.
I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT, MISTER.
1262
01:08:24,967 --> 01:08:29,171
IN DETROIT, VIC FAUST,
CHANNEL 7 ACTION NEWS.
1263
01:08:32,608 --> 01:08:34,543
[BACKGROUND CHATTING]
1264
01:08:54,463 --> 01:08:56,565
GUYS GOT ROOM FOR ONE MORE?
1265
01:08:56,599 --> 01:09:01,504
NO, SOX ARE A GOOD TEAM.
I'M SURE YOU'LL DO GREAT
FOR THEM.
1266
01:09:01,537 --> 01:09:04,807
I DON'T WANNA PLAY FOR THE SOX.
1267
01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:06,742
I'M NOT WITH THEM.
1268
01:09:06,775 --> 01:09:10,312
WELL, YOU'RE NOT WITH THE CUBS.
THAT'S FOR SURE.
1269
01:09:10,346 --> 01:09:11,847
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1270
01:09:18,287 --> 01:09:20,856
I'M PLAYING FOR THE SCRUBS.
1271
01:09:40,809 --> 01:09:42,478
[SIGHS]
1272
01:09:46,815 --> 01:09:49,251
-GIVE ME THE MARKER.
-[EVERYONE CHATTERS]
1273
01:09:52,988 --> 01:09:56,458
[CHANTING]
SCRUBS, SCRUBS, SCRUBS!
1274
01:10:21,550 --> 01:10:24,353
LOOK AT THOSE ANGELIC FACES.
1275
01:10:27,590 --> 01:10:30,326
WHO WOULD EVER SUSPECT?
1276
01:10:48,944 --> 01:10:51,380
SCRUBS.
1277
01:11:14,370 --> 01:11:16,672
[FELICIA]
AND FASSI BREAKS FOR THIRD.
1278
01:11:16,705 --> 01:11:19,375
DAVE, ANY THOUGHTS ON THE--
1279
01:11:19,408 --> 01:11:21,677
AMAZING PLAY?
1280
01:11:21,710 --> 01:11:24,380
PERSONALLY, VIC,
I'VE LONG BEEN AN ADVOCATE
1281
01:11:24,413 --> 01:11:27,416
FOR FREE AGENCY IN ALL
THE 9-TO-12 LEAGUES.
1282
01:11:27,449 --> 01:11:30,886
WHAT DO YOU THINK, VIC?
1283
01:11:30,919 --> 01:11:33,088
I TEND TO AGREE WITH YOU.
1284
01:11:49,605 --> 01:11:51,974
[FELICIA]
WELL, WE'VE HAD
AN AMAZING GAME TODAY.
1285
01:11:52,007 --> 01:11:54,843
IT'S ALL TIED UP
IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SIXTH.
1286
01:11:58,714 --> 01:12:00,749
GO, GO.
GO, GO, GO, GO!
1287
01:12:09,658 --> 01:12:12,761
[SHOUTING]
1288
01:12:12,795 --> 01:12:18,467
JOEY DELUCA'S SCRUBS
WILL BE ON THE FIELD
FOR THE HOME RUN SHOWDOWN!
1289
01:12:19,968 --> 01:12:21,570
HEY, HEY!
1290
01:12:30,679 --> 01:12:32,514
HE WENT OUT OF THE BASE PATH.
YOU SHOULD TOSS HIM.
1291
01:12:32,548 --> 01:12:33,816
CUBS WIN!
1292
01:12:33,849 --> 01:12:35,984
-COME ON, BUDDY.
-CUBS WIN!
1293
01:12:36,018 --> 01:12:38,754
HEY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
1294
01:12:38,787 --> 01:12:40,856
THE BOY YOU SAW
ATTACK THE OTHER LITTLE BOY?
1295
01:12:40,889 --> 01:12:43,058
HE IS SUSPENDED FROM THE LEAGUE.
1296
01:12:43,092 --> 01:12:44,993
-IMMEDIATELY?
-IMMEDIATELY.
1297
01:12:45,027 --> 01:12:46,929
AND THAT INCLUDES
ALL RELATED ACTIVITIES
1298
01:12:46,962 --> 01:12:49,131
LIKE THE HOME RUN SHOWDOWN.
1299
01:12:49,164 --> 01:12:53,435
LIKE I SAID,
THIS IS ZERO-TOLERANCE.
1300
01:12:56,505 --> 01:12:58,474
YOU KNOW, THAT'S A DAMN SHAME.
1301
01:12:58,507 --> 01:13:00,609
THAT KID SHOULD BE GOING
TO THE SHOWDOWN
WITH THE REST OF YOUR TEAM.
1302
01:13:00,642 --> 01:13:02,878
THAT KID IS GOING
TO THE SHOWDOWN.
I DON'T CARE WHAT SIMPSON SAYS.
1303
01:13:02,911 --> 01:13:05,080
WAIT, WAIT.
SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO IGNORE
WHAT THE COMMISSIONER HAS TO SAY
1304
01:13:05,114 --> 01:13:06,815
AND MAKE UP YOUR OWN RULES
THERE, COACH?
1305
01:13:06,849 --> 01:13:08,851
WHO COACHED HIM TO BLOW UP
THE CATCHER AT HOME PLATE?
1306
01:13:08,884 --> 01:13:10,018
'CAUSE IT WASN'T ME, RICO.
1307
01:13:10,052 --> 01:13:13,055
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
SHUT IT, SHUT IT!
1308
01:13:13,088 --> 01:13:15,224
NO, I'M SICK OF IT.
1309
01:13:15,257 --> 01:13:18,594
EVERY SINGLE TIME
HE DOESN'T GET HIS WAY,
HE BLAMES SOMEBODY ELSE.
1310
01:13:18,627 --> 01:13:20,929
YOU'RE PROBABLY STILL BLAMING ME
FOR THAT STUPID FIGHT
IN THE MINORS.
1311
01:13:20,963 --> 01:13:25,834
I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO POP
YOU IN THE MOUTH
IF YOU DIDN'T CORK YOUR BAT.
1312
01:13:25,868 --> 01:13:28,504
YOU CORKED YOUR BAT?
1313
01:13:28,537 --> 01:13:30,506
DOES IT EVEN MATTER?
1314
01:13:30,539 --> 01:13:33,208
I MADE IT TO THE MAJORS.
I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO TO WIN.
1315
01:13:33,242 --> 01:13:35,043
YOU DON'T.
1316
01:13:35,077 --> 01:13:36,845
IF I HAD KNOWN
ABOUT THIS BACK THEN,
1317
01:13:36,879 --> 01:13:39,782
I WOULD HAVE KICKED YOUR ASS,
TOO.
1318
01:13:39,815 --> 01:13:41,083
IT WAS TWO GAMES, POP.
1319
01:13:41,116 --> 01:13:42,818
TWO--
1320
01:13:42,851 --> 01:13:44,920
WHAT ABOUT THE KID?
1321
01:13:44,953 --> 01:13:47,923
CAN THE KID GO
TO THE SHOWDOWN OR NOT?
1322
01:13:47,956 --> 01:13:52,961
LET'S PLAY BY THE RULES
THIS TIME, RICO.
1323
01:13:52,995 --> 01:13:57,566
IF YOU WANT THE BAR,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE
THE KID BACK HERE.
1324
01:14:04,706 --> 01:14:06,642
KID'S OUT.
1325
01:14:06,675 --> 01:14:09,678
GOOD, BAR'S MINE.
1326
01:15:18,113 --> 01:15:21,049
[ANNOUNCER]
IT'S A SPECTACULAR DAY HERE
AT MONARCH STADIUM,
1327
01:15:21,083 --> 01:15:24,987
WHERE GO GO GONZALEZ
WILL DEFEND
HIS HOMERUN SHOWDOWN TITLE
1328
01:15:25,020 --> 01:15:26,788
AGAINST THE LIKES OF
1329
01:15:26,822 --> 01:15:28,223
PALE BAIL HARRINGTON,
1330
01:15:28,257 --> 01:15:30,325
LOCO POCO LUIZ,
1331
01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:32,227
AND TANK TURPINO.
1332
01:15:32,261 --> 01:15:34,296
TANK HAS ONLY TEN HOME RUNS
SO FAR THIS YEAR,
1333
01:15:34,329 --> 01:15:38,133
BUT WON THIS THING
BACK IN 2004.
1334
01:15:43,939 --> 01:15:46,675
TANK TURPINO!
TANK TURPINO!
1335
01:15:46,708 --> 01:15:48,810
-HEY, HEY, HEY.
-JOEY DELUCA.
1336
01:15:48,844 --> 01:15:53,081
MY FIRST ROOMMATE.
HOW YA DOIN'?
1337
01:15:53,115 --> 01:15:55,284
-HOW'S EVERYTHING?
-OH, IT'S GOOD, YOU KNOW.
1338
01:15:55,317 --> 01:15:57,619
TANK TURPINO, BY THE WAY,
I WANT YOU TO MEET
YOUR BIGGEST FAN.
1339
01:15:57,653 --> 01:15:59,354
THIS IS TANKER HAUCK.
1340
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:02,057
IN '03, YOU GOT 29 HOME RUNS,
1341
01:16:02,090 --> 01:16:04,393
85 RBIS,
AND YOU BATTED AT .297.
1342
01:16:04,426 --> 01:16:06,728
WOW, WHAT UPS, KID?
1343
01:16:06,762 --> 01:16:08,697
GIMME SOME.
1344
01:16:08,730 --> 01:16:12,267
WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS?
ALL RIGHT!
1345
01:16:12,301 --> 01:16:14,036
I LIKE YOUR SWING THIS YEAR.
1346
01:16:14,069 --> 01:16:15,404
NO MORE MORE UPPERCUT
IN THAT THING, HUH?
1347
01:16:15,437 --> 01:16:17,839
MAN, THERE GOES MY GLORY.
1348
01:16:17,873 --> 01:16:19,141
I'M GONNA TRY
AND GO DEEP TONIGHT.
1349
01:16:19,174 --> 01:16:21,810
KID, WHAT DO YOU
THINK I SHOULD DO?
1350
01:16:21,843 --> 01:16:23,946
WHAT SHOULD HE DO?
1351
01:16:23,979 --> 01:16:27,382
HE SHOULD OPEN HIS STANCE
AND POUND IT DOWN THE LINE?
1352
01:16:27,416 --> 01:16:29,384
OPEN YOUR STANCE
AND POUND IT DOWN THE LINE.
1353
01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:31,753
-THERE YOU GO.
-I THINK I'M GONNA DO THAT.
1354
01:16:31,787 --> 01:16:33,822
OKAY, LET'S GO.
TAKE THE FIELD.
1355
01:16:33,855 --> 01:16:35,057
LET'S GO GET 'EM, KIDS.
GOOD LUCK.
1356
01:16:35,090 --> 01:16:38,894
-HEY, TANK. THANKS!
-HEY, LOVE YOU.
1357
01:16:56,878 --> 01:16:58,380
[ANNOUNCER]
AND TAKING THE FIELD
ARE THE TOP TEAMS
1358
01:16:58,413 --> 01:17:01,016
IN OAKLAND AND WAYNE COUNTY
YOUTH LEAGUE.
1359
01:17:01,049 --> 01:17:03,418
HERE TO SHOWCASE THEIR FIELDING
FOR THE BIG BOYS.
1360
01:17:07,823 --> 01:17:10,359
BRING IT IN HERE, SOX.
HUDDLE UP.
1361
01:17:10,392 --> 01:17:12,761
BRING IT IN HERE.
BRING IT IN.
1362
01:17:12,794 --> 01:17:15,864
LISTEN TO ME.
THOSE GUYS REALLY ARE SCRUBS,
OKAY?
1363
01:17:15,897 --> 01:17:17,799
ANY BALL THAT DOESN'T
GET HIT OUT OF THIS PARK,
1364
01:17:17,833 --> 01:17:19,334
I EXPECT TO BE IN YOUR GLOVES.
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
1365
01:17:19,368 --> 01:17:21,203
YEAH!
1366
01:17:21,236 --> 01:17:22,738
NOT EVERY BALL IS GONNA
GET OUT OF THIS PARK,
1367
01:17:22,771 --> 01:17:24,139
SO I WANT YOU TO PLAY IT OFF
THAT BACK WALL.
1368
01:17:24,172 --> 01:17:25,974
ANYTHING IN THE OUTFIELD
IS A LIVE BALL.
1369
01:17:26,008 --> 01:17:27,442
AND WATCH THE BATTER'S FEET.
HE'S GONNA TELL YOU
1370
01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:29,111
WHERE THAT BALL IS GOING.
1371
01:17:29,144 --> 01:17:32,047
HANDS IN. "WIN" ON THREE.
ONE, TWO, THREE, WIN!
1372
01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:33,248
LET'S GO, LET'S GO!
1373
01:17:33,281 --> 01:17:35,117
IT'S HOW IT'S DONE, JOEY.
1374
01:17:35,150 --> 01:17:37,919
YOU ALL LOOK SO SERIOUS.
SMILE. LOOK AT ME. SMILE!
1375
01:17:37,953 --> 01:17:39,721
COME ON, GET 'EM IN HERE.
1376
01:17:39,755 --> 01:17:41,790
PLAY HARD, HAVE FUN,
1377
01:17:41,823 --> 01:17:43,125
AND LET'S WIN THIS THING.
1378
01:17:43,158 --> 01:17:45,060
SCRUBS ON THREE.
ONE, TWO, THREE, SCRUBS!
1379
01:17:45,093 --> 01:17:46,461
COME ON, NOW. LET'S GO!
1380
01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:47,963
WOO!
1381
01:17:47,996 --> 01:17:50,198
-GOOD LUCK.
-GOOD LUCK.
1382
01:17:50,232 --> 01:17:52,434
YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.
1383
01:17:52,467 --> 01:17:55,737
[ANNOUNCER] THE CITY OF DETROIT
WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME EVERYONE
1384
01:17:55,771 --> 01:17:58,373
TO THE HOME RUN SHOWDOWN!
1385
01:17:58,407 --> 01:18:03,712
BATTING FIRST
FOR THE AMERICAN LEAGUE
IS DALE HARRINGTON!
1386
01:19:06,174 --> 01:19:08,844
I GOT IT!
1387
01:19:08,877 --> 01:19:11,313
THAT'S IT, FASS.
THAT'S IT, FASSI.
1388
01:19:11,346 --> 01:19:14,382
COME ON, NOW.
WE'RE DOING ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE IN THIS THING. LET'S GO!
1389
01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:18,086
YEAH, BUT LORI'S NOT HERE.
1390
01:19:28,997 --> 01:19:31,333
HEY, POP!
1391
01:19:31,366 --> 01:19:33,869
HEY, POP.
WHAT IF I LOSE?
1392
01:19:33,902 --> 01:19:36,104
COME ON, DON'T GIVE UP ALREADY.
1393
01:19:36,138 --> 01:19:37,906
HOW MANY BALLS YOU GOT SO FAR?
1394
01:19:37,939 --> 01:19:39,341
NOT THAT, DAD.
LOOK, LOOK.
1395
01:19:39,374 --> 01:19:41,243
I'VE BLOWN IT MY WHOLE LIFE,
RIGHT?
1396
01:19:41,276 --> 01:19:47,115
EVERYTHING. SO WHO CARES
IF I BLOW THIS, RIGHT?
1397
01:19:47,149 --> 01:19:49,050
LOOK AROUND YOU, JOEY.
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
1398
01:19:49,084 --> 01:19:50,852
YOU SEE EAGER FANS,
1399
01:19:50,886 --> 01:19:53,021
SMILING KIDS.
1400
01:19:53,054 --> 01:19:55,624
THEY'RE ALL LISTENING
TO THE CRACK
OF AN OLD-FASHIONED WOOD BAT.
1401
01:19:55,657 --> 01:20:00,028
THERE'S THIS PERFECT SUMMER
BREEZE
1402
01:20:00,061 --> 01:20:02,197
TYING IT ALL TOGETHER.
1403
01:20:02,230 --> 01:20:05,534
YOU REALLY THINK THAT THAT BAR
IS WHAT TODAY IS ALL ABOUT?
1404
01:20:12,307 --> 01:20:14,042
HEY, BILLY!
1405
01:20:14,075 --> 01:20:15,310
GET IN HERE!
1406
01:20:15,343 --> 01:20:18,013
THANKS, POP.
1407
01:20:19,581 --> 01:20:22,551
THAT WAS SUBTLE.
1408
01:20:22,584 --> 01:20:24,553
I'M GONNA GO FOR A FEW MINUTES.
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE COACH.
1409
01:20:24,586 --> 01:20:26,454
YOU GET THE BALLS
AND YOU PUT THEM IN THAT BUCKET.
1410
01:20:26,488 --> 01:20:28,223
WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T LET HIM GET THEM.
LET'S GO!
1411
01:20:28,256 --> 01:20:30,559
COME ON!
1412
01:20:35,497 --> 01:20:37,232
[ANNOUNCER]
ALL RIGHT,
ROUND ONE IS COMPLETE.
1413
01:20:37,265 --> 01:20:39,401
WE BEGIN ROUND TWO WITH GONZO,
1414
01:20:39,434 --> 01:20:41,369
AND AS YOU CAN SEE,
1415
01:20:41,403 --> 01:20:44,306
DALE HARRINGTON WATCHES ON
WITH GREAT CONCENTRATION.
1416
01:20:56,084 --> 01:20:59,554
OOP.
1417
01:20:59,588 --> 01:21:03,291
HE GOES BACK.
A HIGH POP FLY TO LEFT FIELD.
1418
01:21:10,198 --> 01:21:14,469
THE RUNNER ON THIRD'S
GONNA TAG UP AND TRY TO SCORE.
1419
01:21:14,502 --> 01:21:18,506
WONDER IF LORI MOORE
CAN THROW HIM OUT AT HOME.
1420
01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:20,375
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1421
01:21:20,408 --> 01:21:23,578
WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT
AND FIGHT FOR YOUR BAR?
1422
01:21:28,350 --> 01:21:31,653
KINDA WANT YOUR DAD
TO SEE HIS KID PLAY BASEBALL.
1423
01:21:31,686 --> 01:21:34,289
WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT
OF THAT BEFORE.
1424
01:21:34,322 --> 01:21:38,193
IT WAS NEVER ABOUT US.
IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT YOU.
1425
01:21:38,226 --> 01:21:41,096
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1426
01:21:41,129 --> 01:21:44,199
IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT ME.
1427
01:21:44,232 --> 01:21:48,436
ALWAYS ME.
1428
01:21:48,470 --> 01:21:53,108
YOU THINK I CARED
ABOUT TANK TURPINO
OR MY BROTHER?
1429
01:21:55,110 --> 01:21:58,246
ONLY IF THEY WERE PLAYING
BETTER THAN ME.
1430
01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:00,348
I GOT KICKED OUT
OF MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.
1431
01:22:00,382 --> 01:22:02,183
IT'S THE ONLY THING
I EVER CARED ABOUT.
1432
01:22:02,217 --> 01:22:05,987
IT DESTROYED MY RELATIONSHIP
WITH MY BROTHER.
1433
01:22:06,021 --> 01:22:07,589
MY DAD.
1434
01:22:15,597 --> 01:22:19,701
I DON'T WANT
THAT TO HAPPEN TO YOU.
1435
01:22:19,734 --> 01:22:21,102
RIGHT?
1436
01:22:24,439 --> 01:22:28,343
SO I JUST CAME HERE TO TELL YOU
1437
01:22:28,376 --> 01:22:32,213
THAT YOUR TEAM...
1438
01:22:32,247 --> 01:22:34,249
THEY NEED YOU.
1439
01:22:34,282 --> 01:22:37,485
AND I NEED YOU THERE, TOO.
1440
01:22:39,521 --> 01:22:42,390
THAT WAS
MY INSPIRATIONAL SPEECH.
HOW'D IT GO?
1441
01:22:46,461 --> 01:22:50,398
I'LL TAKE THAT AS, "IT SUCKED."
1442
01:22:52,701 --> 01:22:54,502
[MUTTERS]
1443
01:23:12,153 --> 01:23:17,625
HEY, DON'T PLAY SO HARD-TO-GET
NEXT TIME, ALL RIGHT?
COME ON. LET'S GO.
1444
01:23:17,659 --> 01:23:19,794
JEEZ LOUISE.
1445
01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:23,598
HEY, I'M NOT TAKING
IT EASY ON YOU JUST
BECAUSE YOU'RE A KID.
1446
01:23:23,631 --> 01:23:25,567
IT'S BASEBALL. PLAY BALL.
1447
01:23:27,602 --> 01:23:29,404
[ANNOUNCER]
INTO THE THIRD ROUND WE GO.
1448
01:23:29,437 --> 01:23:31,740
ONLY ONE BIG SURPRISE.
1449
01:23:31,773 --> 01:23:34,809
TANK TURPINO HAS MADE
IT PAST THE LIKES
OF DALE HARRINGTON
1450
01:23:34,843 --> 01:23:37,045
AND POCO LUIZ.
1451
01:23:39,848 --> 01:23:45,286
TANK TURPINO HAS MADE IT
TO THE FINALS. AMAZING!
1452
01:23:45,320 --> 01:23:49,290
IT'S A MELEE OUT THERE.
WHO'S GONNA COME UP
WITH THAT BALL?
1453
01:23:55,830 --> 01:23:58,266
HEY, BILLY!
1454
01:23:58,299 --> 01:24:01,669
HEY, HEY, HEY.
YOU DOING ALL RIGHT?
1455
01:24:01,703 --> 01:24:05,407
GOOD, GOOD. GO GET OUT THERE.
COME ON, NOW. LET'S GO, SCRUBS!
1456
01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:06,841
LET'S GO, SCRUBS!
1457
01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:08,576
READ 'EM AND WEEP, BABY.
READ 'EM AND WEEP.
1458
01:24:08,610 --> 01:24:10,145
ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE IN THIS THING.
1459
01:24:10,178 --> 01:24:11,346
COME ON NOW, SCRUBS!
1460
01:24:21,856 --> 01:24:23,425
[ANNOUNCER]
SPECTACULAR CATCH!
1461
01:24:23,458 --> 01:24:25,193
THAT KID JUST GOT
A YOUTUBE MOMENT!
1462
01:24:25,226 --> 01:24:27,495
THAT'S MY SON!
THAT'S HIM!
1463
01:24:37,505 --> 01:24:39,240
HEY, THAT KID!
1464
01:24:39,274 --> 01:24:41,743
HEY, GET THAT KID OFF THE FIELD.
1465
01:24:41,776 --> 01:24:44,879
-SIMPSON, SHUT IT.
-NO!
1466
01:24:44,913 --> 01:24:47,615
I'M SAYING SIT DOWN!
1467
01:24:47,649 --> 01:24:50,785
NEXT YEAR,
I'LL APPOINT A DIFFERENT
COMMISSIONER.
1468
01:24:50,819 --> 01:24:52,821
OH, NO, YOU CAN'T.
NOBODY WANTS THE JOB.
1469
01:24:52,854 --> 01:24:54,789
HEY, HEY, HEY!
THAT'S LORI!
1470
01:24:54,823 --> 01:24:57,625
HE CAN'T BE HERE.
YOU LOSE. THAT'S IT!
1471
01:24:57,659 --> 01:25:00,862
HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO BE OUT HERE.
YOU LOSE.
1472
01:25:00,895 --> 01:25:04,833
-THAT'S IT!
-BIG AL'S IS YOURS.
1473
01:25:04,866 --> 01:25:09,370
COME ON NOW, SCRUBS,
LOOK ALIVE!
1474
01:25:09,404 --> 01:25:12,507
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA SET FOOT
INSIDE BIG AL'S AGAIN.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
1475
01:25:12,540 --> 01:25:15,777
-I KNOW.
-LIKE NEVER, EVER, EVER.
1476
01:25:15,810 --> 01:25:19,481
I KNOW.
1477
01:25:19,514 --> 01:25:21,716
THIS ISN'T ANY FUN
IF YOU'RE NOT PISSED OFF.
1478
01:25:21,749 --> 01:25:22,851
I KNOW.
1479
01:25:26,821 --> 01:25:28,690
C'MON, SCRUBS,
GET ON THAT BALL NOW!
1480
01:25:28,723 --> 01:25:33,461
YES, WE'RE GONNA BEAT YOU
ANYWAY. LET'S GO!
1481
01:25:33,495 --> 01:25:38,766
-NICE JOB!
-LET'S GO, SCRUBS, LET'S GO!
1482
01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:40,668
[ANNOUNCER]
OH, WHAT A MOVE!
1483
01:25:40,702 --> 01:25:42,470
SOMEONE CALL THE COPS.
THAT WAS A ROBBERY!
1484
01:25:52,013 --> 01:25:56,351
LOOK AT THESE KIDS GOING AT IT.
IT'S LIKE
LORD OF THE FLIES
OUT THERE.
1485
01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:09,364
FASSI, YOU TIED IT UP!
YOU TIED IT UP!
1486
01:26:19,374 --> 01:26:22,544
TANK TURPINO IS UNEXPECTEDLY
UP BY ONE HOMER.
1487
01:26:22,577 --> 01:26:25,446
THIS IS GONZO'S LAST CHANCE
TO TIE IT UP.
1488
01:26:25,480 --> 01:26:27,415
IF HE DOESN'T HIT A HOME RUN
RIGHT NOW,
1489
01:26:27,448 --> 01:26:32,987
TANK TURPINO HAS WON
THE 2012 HOME RUN SHOWDOWN.
1490
01:26:35,423 --> 01:26:36,658
THAT'S WAY BACK.
1491
01:26:36,691 --> 01:26:39,360
BACK, BACK.
1492
01:26:41,496 --> 01:26:43,565
OH, MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT?
1493
01:26:43,598 --> 01:26:46,467
A KID JUST ROBBED GONZO
OF THE TYING HOMERUN.
1494
01:26:46,501 --> 01:26:48,403
TANK TURPINO WINS!
1495
01:26:48,436 --> 01:26:50,405
THAT'S LORENZO. THAT'S MY BOY.
THAT'S MY SON!
1496
01:26:50,438 --> 01:26:54,809
CUBS WIN!
CUBS WIN!
1497
01:26:54,842 --> 01:27:00,348
WOW, DO YOU BELIEVE
IN MIRACLES?
BECAUSE YOU JUST SAW ONE!
1498
01:27:00,381 --> 01:27:02,750
I WON, RIGHT?
I GET THE BAR, RIGHT?
1499
01:27:02,784 --> 01:27:05,019
-I STILL WON.
-IS THAT A TEAR?
1500
01:27:05,053 --> 01:27:09,524
-ARE YOU CRYING, RICO?
-NO, JUST SWEATING, POP.
1501
01:27:11,926 --> 01:27:14,295
WE WON! WE WON!
1502
01:27:15,964 --> 01:27:16,965
WE DID IT!
1503
01:27:27,575 --> 01:27:28,743
YOU DID IT!
1504
01:27:36,751 --> 01:27:38,753
AWESOME, OH!
1505
01:27:38,786 --> 01:27:40,922
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
1506
01:27:46,928 --> 01:27:48,496
GOOD JOB, MAN.
1507
01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:01,743
♪ IT'S GONNA BE
AN ALL RIGHT DAY ♪
1508
01:28:01,776 --> 01:28:05,046
♪ I THINK
IT'S GONNA WORK OUT FINE ♪
1509
01:28:05,079 --> 01:28:09,417
♪ CUTTIN' LOOSE THE THOUGHTS
THAT WEIGH ON MY MIND ♪
1510
01:28:09,450 --> 01:28:12,120
♪ I WALK DOWN
THE QUIET ROAD ♪
1511
01:28:12,153 --> 01:28:14,956
♪ NOBODY IN MY WAY
1512
01:28:14,989 --> 01:28:19,427
♪ I'M GONNA WRITE A SONG
AND SING IT TO MYSELF ♪
1513
01:28:24,766 --> 01:28:27,435
-HOW'S IT GOING, POP?
-HEY.
1514
01:28:27,468 --> 01:28:32,407
THIS IS GREAT!
1515
01:28:32,440 --> 01:28:35,710
OH, IT'S MY BROTHER.
1516
01:28:35,743 --> 01:28:37,979
HEY, JOEY.
HI, MICHELLE.
1517
01:28:38,012 --> 01:28:39,881
-HEY.
-JOEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?
1518
01:28:39,914 --> 01:28:42,784
YEAH. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1519
01:28:45,186 --> 01:28:47,021
HEY, I STOPPED BY THE BAR.
IT LOOKS GOOD.
1520
01:28:47,055 --> 01:28:49,123
I LIKE WHAT YOU DID WITH
POP'S BASEBALL COLLECTION.
1521
01:28:49,157 --> 01:28:50,992
-IT'S NICE.
-YEAH, IT TURNS OUT...
1522
01:28:51,025 --> 01:28:55,430
PEOPLE REALLY LOVE
THAT RETRO CRAP.
1523
01:28:55,463 --> 01:28:57,432
LOOK, I--
1524
01:28:57,465 --> 01:29:00,168
I WAS WONDERING--
I WAS THINKING MAYBE
I COULD USE A PARTNER.
1525
01:29:00,201 --> 01:29:03,604
YOU KNOW,
TO HELP ME RUN THE PLACE.
1526
01:29:03,638 --> 01:29:07,075
YOU KNOW ANYBODY
THAT MIGHT BE INTERESTED?
1527
01:29:07,108 --> 01:29:12,880
YEAH, I DEFINITELY
MAY KNOW SOMEBODY.
1528
01:29:12,914 --> 01:29:16,718
YEAH, BECAUSE I RE-OPEN
IN LIKE A MONTH.
1529
01:29:16,751 --> 01:29:18,686
A MONTH.
1530
01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:22,090
-IF THAT WORKS.
-YEAH.
1531
01:29:22,123 --> 01:29:27,428
-I MEAN, I'LL ASK AROUND.
-OKAY.
1532
01:29:27,462 --> 01:29:29,530
-OKAY.
-OKAY, GOOD.
1533
01:29:29,564 --> 01:29:32,834
-BEAUTIFUL. OKAY.
-YOU BEEN GOOD?
1534
01:29:32,867 --> 01:29:36,904
BOBBY, DON'T LET HIM PUSH YOU
LIKE THAT. COME ON!
1535
01:29:36,938 --> 01:29:38,106
MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM!
1536
01:29:38,139 --> 01:29:40,174
I GOT A NEW SPORT!
1537
01:29:40,208 --> 01:29:41,476
WHAT IS IT?
1538
01:29:46,848 --> 01:29:48,883
I GOTCHA. OKAY!
1539
01:29:48,916 --> 01:29:50,985
WE'RE GONNA TAKE A LITTLE
BIT OF A TIMEOUT. IT'S OKAY.
1540
01:29:51,018 --> 01:29:52,820
OKAY.
1541
01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:00,928
-ATTENTION!
-WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?
1542
01:30:00,962 --> 01:30:07,001
ATTENTION! THIS IS AN OFFICIAL
OAKLAND YOUTH BASEBALL
LEAGUE FIELD.
1543
01:30:07,034 --> 01:30:09,771
IT IS NOT TO BE USED FOR
ANYTHING
1544
01:30:09,804 --> 01:30:13,908
OTHER THAN OFFICIAL
OAKLAND YOUTH BASEBALL
LEAGUE BUSINESS.
1545
01:30:13,941 --> 01:30:17,912
EVERYONE MUST VACATE
THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.
1546
01:30:17,945 --> 01:30:19,914
-SIMPSON.
-YO.
1547
01:30:19,947 --> 01:30:24,819
SHOVE YOUR RULES!
1548
01:30:24,852 --> 01:30:28,689
HEY!
1549
01:30:28,723 --> 01:30:31,626
HEY, STOP!
1550
01:30:31,659 --> 01:30:32,927
[SHOUTING]
1551
01:30:44,772 --> 01:30:47,275
♪ IT'S GONNA BE
AN ALL RIGHT DAY,
1552
01:30:47,308 --> 01:30:50,611
♪ I THINK
IT'S GONNA WORK OUT FINE ♪
1553
01:30:50,645 --> 01:30:55,049
♪ CUTTING LOOSE THOUGHTS
THAT WEIGH ON MY MIND ♪
1554
01:30:55,082 --> 01:31:00,588
♪ I WALK DOWN A QUIET ROAD,
NOBODY IN MY WAY ♪
1555
01:31:00,621 --> 01:31:06,527
♪ I'M GONNA WRITE A SONG
AND SING IT TO MYSELF, SEE ♪
1556
01:31:06,561 --> 01:31:09,864
♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT ♪
1557
01:31:09,897 --> 01:31:12,967
♪♪ [VOCALIZES]
1558
01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:15,903
♪ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
1559
01:31:15,937 --> 01:31:18,840
♪♪ [VOCALIZES]
1560
01:31:18,873 --> 01:31:21,042
♪ HIT ME ON THE SPOT,
GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT ♪
1561
01:31:21,075 --> 01:31:22,777
♪ ARE YOU READY OR NOT?
1562
01:31:22,810 --> 01:31:24,579
♪ ALL RIGHT
1563
01:31:24,612 --> 01:31:27,014
♪ HIT ME ON THE SPOT,
GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT ♪
1564
01:31:27,048 --> 01:31:30,251
♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT
1565
01:31:41,295 --> 01:31:46,734
♪ IF YOU WANT TO COME ALONG,
I SUPPOSE THAT'S OKAY ♪
1566
01:31:46,767 --> 01:31:51,672
♪ YOU CAN WRITE A SONG
AND SING IT TO YOURSELF ♪
1567
01:31:51,706 --> 01:31:56,043
♪ IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT ♪
1568
01:31:56,077 --> 01:31:58,846
♪♪ [VOCALIZES]
1569
01:32:04,318 --> 01:32:07,054
♪ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
1570
01:32:07,088 --> 01:32:10,258
♪♪ [VOCALIZES]
1571
01:32:16,097 --> 01:32:18,699
♪ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
1572
01:32:18,733 --> 01:32:21,769
♪♪ [VOCALIZES]
1573
01:32:21,802 --> 01:32:24,138
♪ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
1574
01:32:24,171 --> 01:32:27,241
♪♪ [VOCALIZES]
1575
01:32:27,275 --> 01:32:32,079
♪ ALL RIGHT, YEAH I THINK IT'S
GONNA WORK OUT FINE ♪
1576
01:32:32,113 --> 01:32:36,751
♪ OH, HIT ME ON THE SPOT,
GIVE ME WHAT YOU GOT ♪
1577
01:32:36,784 --> 01:32:38,719
♪ ARE YOU READY OR NOT?
1578
01:32:38,753 --> 01:32:40,821
♪♪ [VOCALIZES]
1579
01:32:44,292 --> 01:32:46,193
♪♪ [VOCALIZES]
1580
01:32:46,227 --> 01:32:49,997
♪ IT'S GONNA BE,
IT'S GONNA BE-- YEAH ♪
1581
01:32:50,031 --> 01:32:52,900
♪ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
1582
01:32:52,934 --> 01:32:55,636
♪♪ [VOCALIZES]
1583
01:32:55,670 --> 01:32:58,339
♪ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
1584
01:32:58,372 --> 01:33:01,842
♪♪ [VOCALIZES]
1585
01:33:01,876 --> 01:33:04,712
♪ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
1586
01:33:04,745 --> 01:33:07,315
♪♪ [VOCALIZES]
1587
01:33:07,348 --> 01:33:09,984
♪ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
1588
01:33:10,017 --> 01:33:13,254
♪♪ [VOCALIZES]
1589
01:33:22,763 --> 01:33:24,832
♪ ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT ♪
1590
01:33:36,210 --> 01:33:38,212
♪ HIT ME ON THE SPOT,
GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT ♪
1591
01:33:38,245 --> 01:33:41,949
♪ ARE YOU READY OR NOT,
ALL RIGHT ♪
1592
01:33:41,983 --> 01:33:45,886
♪ WAITING FOR THE CALL,
JUST HIT IT OVER THE WALL ♪
1593
01:33:45,920 --> 01:33:48,089
♪ AND IT'S ALL RIGHT
1594
01:33:56,163 --> 01:33:58,833
♪ ALL RIGHT
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