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Mrchang

What's up?

I would Iike to tell you I enjoyyour Iecture very much

Thankyou

This is my phone number

EveryThursday nights

My parents would go out fora bridge game

Ifyou have time,come over

And teach me to read The Golden Lotus

I'm a Iecturer,I have my principles

Too bad!

The Golden Lotus and principles don't mix

You can insult my spirit

But you can't insult my holy spirit

She is still a student

How can she be a slut?

What? He's not come home fordinner?

Tell him to forget about getting a car Ioan from me

Ching and I will stop by China Town forsome candies

Hey,we still have to go to China Town?

I am supposed to meet my girl downtown

If everyou've kids,teach them to respect theirelderly

I'm in a rush,you knows

She's been waiting sometime

Did you payyourrespect...

...to yourmom's grave?

I did,on April 11

April 11?

Isn't April 11 Easter?

You thought Jesus is your Mom?

Jesus

Christ

When I was dating youraunt

I dreamt about herevery night

Have you dream about your Miss Prefect yet?

No!

Do you know howto pickthe perfect wife?

How?

I'II teach you a way

Which I Iearnt from myfather-in-Iaw

OK,when we sit down for Iunch in a minute

See if she would say Bon Appetite to everyone

If she shows such a respect

That would prove hersensitivity

That means she can easily adapt to our Chinese custom

Know howto respect ourdaily Iife rituaI

Understand?

She's no good..

...if she wouldn't even say 'Bon Appetite'

Hey,yourfather-in-Iaw's got a point

And that's how I felt into the trap

Hello,I'II pickyou up

Where are you going?

I will be back soon fordinner

Oh God,my Iegs are numb!

Hurry up!

Michael and I are working forthe U.S.government

Teaching is only a cover-up

We grew up together

I witness Michael marry

and witness him divorce

His whole Iife is being dragged down by gamble

This time,we're going to save a member ofYamagushi

His name is Yamanmoto

He is very useful to C.I.A

I've done much forthe US government in these fewyears

But everytime afterwork

I feel awkward

As ifthe feeling of glory is Iacking

Do you think any bonus for

taking out the 'Jap' this time?

Why don't you askthe chief?

I hope so.I'm short of cash

To get Iaid?

Fuck off! You mean I have to payto get Iaid?

Joe,get ready!

I see that carcoming!

You ex-girlfriend has the heart forme these days

Crazy Susan?

She even gave me a ring

You meant she has moneyto buyyou a ring?

Sure,from the dough that you Ieft her

Hell,with it,using my money

That's no big deaI

Yourmoney ends up anyways

You want her back?

No thankyou,it was hard working getting rid of her

Nowthat she has the heart foryou, she's all yours

You can have her back

You fucking stupid Joe,always cutting so close

What do you thinkyou're doing? Fucking asshole

You better put on a good show

Back off! Fucking Chinese! Fuckyou!

Mike,take offyour pants

He dares not do it,come on

You must be crazy

You caught my car

Why are you talking here?

You fucking stinky bastard!

Go check.

Shut up

Shut up

Joe,Japanese is in the second car

Hey,in there,heh..

Mike

Put down yourweapon!

I said put down yourweapon!

Move! Move!

Drop yourfucking gun

Shut up

Try it man and he is history

Hey! I said back off!

What! You want him dead?

I don't care!

Yamamoto San.It's OK

OK,you're safe

We're from the U.S.Government

U.S.Government? Yes

You have six

I have six

We're even

AIright,thejob's all down

So Iet's go

What happen to you,uncle Bill?

He mumbled otherwoman's name

when he was napping

I decided to wake him up with myfist

Woo!

Bon Appetite Dad,Bon Appetite Mom

Bon Appetite Jeff,Bon Appetite Josephine

Bon Appetite Dad,Bon Appetite Mom

Bon Appetite Jeff,Bon Appetite Gary

Bon appetite Josephine

Bon Appetite Uncle,Bon Appetite Aunt

Josephine eat rice

Let's eat!

Bye! Take care!

The aim we send you to China

Is to steal a national treasure backto the U.S.A

What?

I am a Chinese!

You're asking me to steal a national treasure out of China?

Do you remember?

You've made an oath that you'II be Ioyal to the Government?

As soon as you arrive at China

A man called Tong Ling will met you

He'II arrange everything foryou

I heard that he is very cautious

And his background is complicated and confidentiaI

According to our information,he's arranged

Many extremists escape from China

How about Michael?

Michael? I'II arrange him to meet you

In Taiwan when the propertime comes

Good Iuck!

YEAH! YEAH!

A newjob was offered to me in China

What?

A newjob was offered to me in China

You don't even know howto speak Putonghua

I am yourmandarin tutor

Ourfirst Iesson is about social Iife

Do you have any questions?

Mytelephone number

Call me please!

Wow! You've been dreaming a Iot!

Today

Ourtopics of discussion is

Courtship

It hurts,Ow,Ow,Ow...

Of course it hurts,you knowwhy?

Why?

Because you finger's biggerthan banana

Banana?

I have to go!

Goodbye!

How come nobodywould fit this ring?

Bye! Bye!

Welcome to China,MrChang.I'm Tong Ling

PIease to meet you

My pleasure!

Afterthe revolution

The standard of Iiving has improved

With restaurants and entertainment spots everywhere

Some places are even betterthan the west

But if it is as good as you describe

Why are so many people Ieaving?

What did you say?

Why are you Iaughing?

Where die you Iearn such fluent Mandarin

I have a special tutor

But I also speak Cantonese

Anywhich wayyou prefer

Hope ourChinese-American relationship works welI

It would be there best!

Like making sail in the favorable wind

You maytalkto me in Cantonese

In Beijing,I've to curl mytongue

In orderto speak Putonghua

Maybe God punishes my bad mouth

No

You shouldn't be so superstitious

My caralways break down

Needs repairfrom time to time

It seems that I have worser Iuck

These rural people are very poor

They don't have good food Iike you have in the states

Don't push yourself if it doesn't suit yourappetite

As a matteroffact,the Americans are flexible

You paywhat you get

You eat the whole corn

while we eat popcorn

We eat buckets of popcorn at movies

Is there rice?

PIease help yourself,eat more

Thankyou

Does it suit yourappetite?

When I had mytraining in Bangladesh

Even though the food was inevitable, I just ate

The old Iadywants you to have these 2 eggs

Thankyou!

Have you everconsider Ieaving China?

I thought of it everyday

Why don't you Ieave then?

I stayto help the ones who reallywant to Ieave

It is more meaningful this way!

The waterstill taste so fresh!

Get out ofthe car!

It is 14O bucks in total!

Are you sure?

The meterreads a hundred

Do I Iook Iike nerd,eh? $14O?

Such a Con?

You've gotta payforthe Iuggages too!

No point of arguing,pay according to the meter

The sign says a dollar per kilometer

And two bucks more per Iuggage

4 bucks for2 pieces,you dare say forty bucks?

Right

Each Iuggage has traveled 2O kilometers

So two pieces would cost forty

There's no mistake,pay now!

No sweat,pa

I'II handle it myself!

What are you doing?

Come over here

I don't have Chinese currency

But I have a thousand dollar bilI

And anotherfifty dollar bilI

You pick one yourself

I'II take this one

What a sissywimp

If not forthe money

I would nevertake you to Shaolin Temple

I'II bet this fora hundred R.M.B

It onlyworth 4O bucks

What are you talking about?

What a nerd!

Athousand yen can only exchange forty R.M.B

I would neverevergo inside Shaolin Temple

You're pretty smart

Arrange forme to hide out at the Shaolin Temple

So nobodywould know

I am very careful indeed

The master is my neighbor

Just inform him ifyou need to see me

Have a seat while I go find him

Someone has sneaked into the Assembly HalI

The door is opened,Iet's check inside. Let's go

Come out!

How dare you sneak into the Assembly Hall? Out!

Don't!

Who is this?

Don't move,your heart is beating so fast

How do you know?

Your pulse tells me so

Hey,I've seen everywoman

And this girl causes my heart to run

What the hell is going on?

Come out!

Don't worry,I won't betrayyou

Go

Gentlemen,Iet's talk

I'm innocent

Hey,don't Iet the otherone get away

Leave me alone

Don't come closerorelse you will be sorry

Help me!

Hm,yoursteps are not bad!

Show me some more

Come,dance up!

Be careful!

You're right

I have the gun,so be carefuI

Who the hell was that?

You Iittle fat ass!

Hands up

Ah! You Shaolin monks

do Iike to attackfrom behind?

You don't knowthe wayto hell,eh?

How dare you?

Attackfrom behind again

Weapons are prohibited at Shaolin Temple

Forthe time being,I'II keep the gun foryou

And who are you anyway?

Again?

I'm sorry

He is Abbot Hung-Chi of Shaolin Temple

This girl has mental problem

Hersickness,is healing fast

If she escapes

It would waste all theireffort

Most ofthe people here speak Cantonese

Treat yourself Iike home

Help out here and there ifyou are free

Never Ieave the temple at daytime

Never Ieave yourroom at night

Eat while you may

Shit while you can

MrChang,Ifyou happened to need some foreign exchange

PIease come to me immediately

Because,we set out rate slightly different from outside

We're a few percentage higher.Yes

Masterwants me to see ifyou have any Iaundry?

Are you still mad at me?

Mastersaid the world should be filled with

Peace,harmony,respect and Iove

So if I am still mad at you

I would breakthe rule offorgiveness

Those were yourmaster's teaching

What about yourself? Me...

Monks don't Iie

You should be angry at me

I would be if I were you

This is foryou

Atoken of my apology

You knowwhat this is?

Gameboy computergame

Have you played before?

Never

But I saw it in the supplementary classes

What is this supplementary class?

Basicallywe studied history and geography

And also new products ofthe world

Mastersays we monks

should also Iearn modern things

Like?

The most expensive watch is "Swatch"

Karaoke is the hittest entertainment

There are four pope kings in Hong Kong

Dr.Martin is betterthan Nike

I can tell from yourclothes,that you are not trendy at alI

You are not wearing Calvin KIein

Not even a pairof 5O1

And no Giorgio Armani

How can you hang around town without basic gear?

What do you mean?

To hit the town and stay cool,dude!

Uncle

Is this Gameboy reallyforme?

Do you know howto play?

No problem

I'II study it.That's no problem

Be kind,be kind

Good night,Good night

Thankyou...You're welcome

Byebye,ByeBye

Good night

What's your name?

Priestling Grasshopper

I'II Iet you crytill you drop

HEY!

I shouldn't be treating you nicely

Afterwhat you've done to me today

I have no bad intention

It's OK,I knowthey haven't cooked anything foryou

I brought you two eggs

Come overand eat

I don't want it

You don't need to be so sad even ifyou don't eat

I'm not sad

It you're not sad,what's the crying for?

I don't know

Maybe it is because ofthe snow

Are you kidding!

Do you have a radio here?

You should Iisten to music

In orderto Ioosen up

I don't have music here

Maybe I can sing a song foryou to relax

I am singing now

You want me to sing you five songs?

I can't rememberthat many

How about three?

You are so greedy!

I'II sing you one first!

La,La,La...!

Are you alright?

I'm OK

I heard something coming from the backyard

I'II come visit you tomorrow night

What's your name?

Jeffery!

What? Fatty?

Not Fatty,the name is Ching

The name is Ching

Come in

Hi!

You come from the States?

Morning,comrade Master

Would you tell me..

Grasshopper

AII the monks gone crazythis morning?

Nobody speaks a word

What's the matter! Tell me

We have to meditate these two days

So nobody is allowto speak

Don't tell anyone you saw me

I knowyou would come

I have something to showyou

The right hand side

I'II come in and talk

Hey! Yourroom is Iocked!

I can't open the doorwithout keys

How did you come out yesterday?

Yesterday,I stole the keywhile they delivered meaI

You've stayed here fora Iong time?

AImost 2 months

Where did you Iive before?

I don't know

Everytime I wake up I change room

Wait a second

You don't even knowwhere you Iive?

You really don't know?

They've changed my room constantly

I don't even knowwhere I am

Do you want to see what I paint?

How are you going to show me?

You only need to place your hand against the door

Just concentrate and you will get it

Concentrate

Control yourmind and yourthoughts

What's your name?

Hurry up!

Abbot told me yesterday

you're healing fast

You should concentrate on your health instead

Don't waste other people's effort

Do you hearme?

Ghost!

Hey! Did you get it?

Are you still outside?

Kung-Chi,Kung-Chi.

Kung-Chi

I want to find your Master

There is ghost in Shaolin Temple!

Don't botherwith this

Stop this silly sound! It's so annoying!

OK! Be silent

I know...

today is the silent day in Shaolin Temple

However...Quiet

You dare to stab on me

I accuse you murdering

I have to see Tong Ling

I have to see Tong Ling!

I have to see Tong Ling!...

Talking is prohibited during meditation day

I have to see Tong Ling...

Abbot,are you fine? I'm OK

He can't move in four hours

Let's eat

Why don't he show up tonight?

Myfeet...

A hot showerwould be perfect to Ioosen up

Talk about perfect timing!

Monks should not cunning,but he has created troubles

Hey! What do you want?

I should saywhat do you want?

How come you didn't tell me

there is no hot water

I'm glad I haven't used soap yet, orelse.

Where is my shampoo!

It's right here

Thankyou

What is yourunderarm?

Nothing,just some abscess from a tumor

Abscess? Must be poisonous

You better be carefuI

Master

Master,what happen to you

Do you want vomit?

Wow! So is that super natural power?

Where are you going?

To the Market

Oh! It's you again,the Canton man!

So you speak Cantonese

So what? Tough!

You'II have to pay double to ride in my cab

What a con!

I don't want to ride with you anymore

I won't Iet you ride either,tough Iuck!

You think I don't have a car? Tough?

What's the big deal? Tough shit!

To the train station,thanks

I'm not going,tough Iuck! Why?

How about I thinkyou are ugly?

Boss

Is there any books on super natural power?

PIease take a Iook overthere

You want this?

Mom,I want the balI

I want the balI

No,be a good child

Put the ball back

We have to go home now,Iet's go home

Boss,I need a prostitute

Awhore?

Sir!

Boss Chang!

MrChang,Iet me introduce to you Miss BIossom

Listen,you betterentertain MrChang welI

Of course! This is foryou

ThankYou!

Do you have Calligraphy brush?

What! You want me to practice Calligraphy?

We are police

Is someone Iooking fora whore?

Where is the man?

He Ieft already

He Ieft? What were you two doing?

He paid me for practicing Calligraphy

I never be a whore,motherfucker!

This is the happiest experience ever happened

The man has class

Hey,my bike!

Stop it,it's a new bike

Stop right there

Why are you riding my bike,yourcrazy bastard,stop it

Stop

Let's go,I say start the car

I'II charge you three times more

It's you? Why don't youjust rob a bank?

Fourtimes more

Shit!

It will be five times more ifyou keeping on bargaining

AIright

You fucking bastard.Swearing'II cost you $2 surcharge

My dearest,please start the car

There's more Iike it

Son of a bitch

Lookwhat I bought you?

Masterasked me to return this to you

Who'd beaten you Iike this

It's the otherseniorcolleagues

Why did they beat you up?

Monks shouldn't be indulged in materialistic hobbies

And not to get in touch in these things

Grasshopper!

I have to go

Let's go

It hurts eh! Be quick

Grasshopper

You can't go

What's the problem with playing these game

I thought you say Shaolin needs to match modern pace

We must follow

our Master's teaching

Everything is Master's teaching

Have you got brains?

This game is Iifeless but your brain is alive

PIaying well doesn't mean indulgence

MrChang,teaching Shaolin pupils is my responsibility

Not yours

I've told you before that

Everyone in Shaolin Temple understand Cantonese

How come you have to speakyourmixed Cantonese Mandarin?

Your Mandarin are poor,you thought you can get away

Curling yourtongue,pretending to be standard Beijing Mandarin

consulting with a humble attitude. Grasshopper

Since my Mandarin is marked as 'poor'

Your Mandarin must be perfect

Why don't you teach me?

I'm more than qualified,I welcome your challenge

But I'm busytonight

Good your night.Fuckyou!

Thankyou! I'm sorry

That's OK! I'm sorry

You're welcome

It's you! What's up?

I've something to discuss with you

But you have to help me out first

Where did you steal the keys from?

I stole it when they delivered the rice

You'd tell me earlier,I've wasted my efforts to steal these

1,1,1,2,3,4,5,5,7

You Iook normal,don't seem to have mental disorder

Who told you I have a mental problem?

But why are you here ifyou don't have a problem?

I don't knowthe answereither

I woke up and found myself here

Even the people from the research institute disappeared

The research institute?

What kind of research?

Supernatural power

You have supernatural power?

I don't know

But I know

what I have a powerful source within me

But I need another bodyto reinforce it

Like the othermorning

you got the egg through the door

I don't understand what you're saying

You don't understand,eh?

Do you believe in the secret powerof crystal?

Sure,a Iot of scientist all across the world

Have experiment on crystal forces with success

Right,I'm similarto crystaI

I need a mediatorto reinforce this powe(

You don't believe me? Give me your hand!

Just concentrate

you can make yourwishes come true

Really?

You want money? Don't even think about it!

Can you turn myfist

to as big as a pot?

Sure,just concentrate

Are you sure? Of course!

Start!

Just concentrate

What are you thinking ofjust now?

Nothing,I thought of my nursing maid just now

You have to concentrate.You too

Hey! It still doesn't work

You don't have to be that Ioud

OK! I'm sure about it this time

Are you sure!

Why am I hearing so clearly now?

Stop Iaughing,would you?

Wow! Bigger,bigger...

Wow! It's really biggerthan a pot

You're really something!

Even Rocky can't beat me now

It's shrinking,shrinking!

It's spectacular

Hey! Wait

Can you make this blossom? Sure!

Of Course! OK!

Let's start

BIossom

BIossom

I want to see a Iot offlowers

So Many,many,many...flowers

BIossom...

Gees! Why isn't this working?

Tell me,why isn't this working?

Really beautiful!

A Iot of people had said praises Iike this before

But I usually do not admit

You know sometimes one has to be humble

But ifyou don't admit,people will say you are sarcastic

Cantonese would describe a man handsome

They often do that

Do you think I am handsome?

What do you mean?

Me,handsome!

Who is it?

It's you! Grasshopper

Why did you dress yourselfwith flowers?

Take a Iook at your hat yourself

What? My hat?

Who is it?

You bring herwith you,I'II distract them

Go

My Iegs are numb

I'II carryyou

Master,Master

What is it?

Master,I saw a walking flower pot

What? Awalking flower pot? Are you crazy?

I really saw it

We'II split into three teams,Iet's go!

Grasshopper

Move it

Don't run!

Overthere! They are behind the bamboo sheet

The flower is over here!

I think I heard Grasshopper's voice

They are in front

Let's go!

CIose youreyes quickly!

You want to kill me!

Hey! Why are you blocking my sight?

I can't see at alI

Do you still remember howyou get the egg

This is our Iast chance

Quick,run,run...

Hey,what did you see?

MrChang and Ms Mei fly up to the sky

Stupid,how could human being fly?

Shit! Miss Mei!

Come with me!

How can human being fly!

Good night! Wait!

Are you coming tonight?

I'II Iet you knowtomorrow

Hey! What's the matter? Nothing,go

I sawthem flying togetheryesterday

What?

What did you see?

I thought I saw Chang Ching...

You're always not sure.It must be him!

Let's get him

Come out

Abbot,why are you short of breath

ha ha ha.You are short of breath too

I should be the only one who should be short of breath

I dreamt of being chased by a chicken!

A chicken?

Master,Master...I Iost him!

You stupid,the chicken is gone already. Let's go!

Why are you so earlythis morning?

I come out whenever I want to

Why do you have black circles under youreyes?

I didn't sleep well Iast night

You must be thinking of me Iast night!

I brought a friend to see you

Oh!It's you,uncle Bill,Why are you here?

I come to tell you

Are you dreaming?

Just tell her ifyou really Iike her

I'm dreaming? Ifyou are not dreaming

You must be out ofyourmind

Look at herjust Iike a floating cloud

If she is a cloud,what am I?

You are a bird

You should hand around the cloud

It makes sense?

When you are in heat,dirty mind is hard to beat

Speak!

Do I Iook Iike a bird?

Oh my dear Iittle white cloud!

Do you Iove this bird?

Little white cloud!

I Iove you,I Iove you

PIease don't Ieave me!

Hey! What are you doing!

Are you crazy?

Oh! I'mjust having a dream

MrTong,why are you so early?

You've got black eyes? Didn't you sleep well?

You're right

I was up thinking about you the entire night

Why are you thinking of me?

There's something I need to sayto but don't know how

You betterthink twice before you say it.

Do you know...

Last time,when you Ieft Shaolin Temple alone

You were followed by secret police

Do you knowthat this action ofyours

Would possibly get us all killed!

I rememberwhen I was a kid

Myfamilywas really broke

There was once when I queue up forrice

And saw a man whojumped the queue

He was then beaten dead bythe others

From then onwards

I knewthe result of not following the masses

Otherwise will end up Iike that man

You Americans are so Iucky

You don't need to queue up forrice

But please remember

You're now in China

You have to followthe rules!

MrChang

Masterwants you in the MonkeyTemple

Grasshopper

Is anyone else in the backyard with you Iast night?

Still that tough,huh?

Spank him again!

Tell the truth

Orelse five more spanks

Again!

Get back up there,quick!

Master,I'm finished!

I askyou again

Is there somebody else except you?

I...I..

Tell us the truth

Master,it's painfuI

Tell me orthere will be more pain

The truth

Spank again!

Stop it!

MrChang,its none ofyour business, don't admit it!

PIease don't tell them!

He wasjust sneaking into backyard, it's no big deal!

He is no murdereroranything Iike that

You can spare all these inhuman torture!

He's only a kid!

He doesn't want to betray his friend

If he betrays me today

He'II betray Shaolin Temple tomorrow

Is that too difficult to comprehend!

How can you teach your pupils from now on?

You sayyou are moving along with the modern world!

The words are beautiful but you never open the cage

You won't give the kid freedom to visit the backyard!

How can you revolutionize Shaolin Temple Iike this?

PIease don't torture him anymore

I will take the rest ofthe spanking for him

Come on!

I said go ahead!

Don't spank him,don't!

We are even from now on!

Don't torture this kid anymore

My ass is painful,brother!

Shut yourmouth

Wu-Yen

Master

Why are you here?

I thought it's yourshift to cook?

MrChang said

He's been here too Iong

He said he wants to cook us a meaI

He will arrange all vegetarian dishes forus!

What's that?

It's vegetarian food!

It's Sushi!

Have you tried before?

No!

MrChang,before you go

I have something to tell you

What is it?

The things you say inside the MonkeyTemple today

I think it's absolutely right

But this doesn't mean I am wrong

Buddha has a saying

Right is wrong,wrong is right

MrChang,do you understand?

No,I don't

That means whateveryou say are all wrong!

What?

You are Ieaving without settling Tong Ling's matter?

We Chinese doesn't work Iike you American

We follow up from beginning to the end

I am not asking you to stay

But ifyou decide to stay

It's yourown decision!

What are you doing?

Why did you kiss me?

This is ourAmerican way of showing affection

You're not a woman,what is the big deal?

This is even worse,two men kissing and hugging!

Master

What?

You speak up!

Master

You tell us to take MrChang's Iuggage backto room?

I've told you already

What do you have orembarrass me?

Namonitabhaya!

MrChang

Be careful MrChang,my ass is still hurting

This is Japanese food,vegetable Tempura!

And this is Sushi,and French fries!

Cheers!

He didn't Ieave?

He said read this ifyou are bored

Important thing in playing baseball is personal touch

Do you understand!

Yes we do!

Show me the position

Here's your Iunch,Miss Mei

Don't Iet Master know about this

Leave,Ieave now

Listen carefully,I'II teach you once more only

Understand? Yes

Show me.What?

I teach you once more

OK!

Understand? What?

Making fun of me?

Oh my god! Stay away!

Oh! Shit!

Killing 3 monks with one balI

I'm not sick,I'mjust exhausted

You read books till dawn,that's why you're exhausted

Have you everread this book before

Never.These books are only suitable for kids

Read it.It's verytouching

Take this medicine!

MrChang,hurry up!

Will be in trouble if Master knows

I'm Ieaving now!

Swallow it!

Give me backthe cover

Good girI

Touching?

Some pages are misssing

Miss Mei

It's myturn today

Use my energyto save myface

1,1,1,1,2,3

4,5,5,7

Take yourtime,you will be better than me

Bon Appetite...

Bon Appetite,Ching

What did you say? You said Bon appetite?

Yes

Dad and Mom,she said Bon appetite

I am thrilled

We are Ieaving so soon? Leaving in three days

Yes

You don't want to Ieave?

Why do you saythat?

I'm used to here,I'II miss it

What do you miss most?

Myfirst Iove experience is Iike that of Miss Ching-Ching

both in Iove with the man who've afaid to show his affection

These pages in the book

are about how Miss Ching-Ching fells about Man-keung

She was hoping that Man-keung could stayed by herside

and to provide herwith a cosyfamily.

I have the same expectation as Ching

That's why I am keeping these few pages from the book

Hoping that Ching will be able to see this

and Iearn what I am hoping for

I'II soon finish the book

I wonder if Ching-ching will get together

with Man-keung at the end

Master,it's you

Do you knowthat MrChang is Ieaving?

I know he'II Ieave sooneror Iater

He's only an ordinary passer by in China

Don't blind yourselfwith short-term happiness

Painful memories often come after happiness

I don't want him to Ieave Shaolin Temple

And Ieft behind some bad memories foryou

Miss Mei

He belongs to the outside world

You would not fit in

And it would be too Iate to find out!

Moreover,he's been with too manywomen

He won't stay behind foryou

Who is this?

It's me,open up

We need to talk

We can talk Iikes this

I'm Ieaving in two days

You don't seem to have friends here

Maybe you want to come to the States with me?

You want me to go to the States with you?

If I askyou to stay in China

can you do that forme?

Namomitabhaya

Just shut up,I'II give you fourtimes more.Just drive!

What do you want?

I don't Iike to take orders

So how much do you want?

I am a fair person

You cheat me once,I got backto you once

So we are even now

I'II charge according to the meter

You Iook dried up.I'II take you to a whore house

Beijing chicks are chubby and white

Monoglia chicks have big boops

Ifyou don't Iike chicken,I can get you a cock

You shut up!

Orelse I can get you a noisy bitch!

Wait! Stop the car

You want donkey!

Hey! I'mjust kidding,man

Are you sure about this?

This donkey has got disease

Wait forme

You are really going all out for it,eh?

Make sure you have double protection!

Who the hell are you?

Hell,Hell,HelI

You are going to hell indeed

Hejust called in,I think he has arrived

Notify Captain Chiu!

OK

You should re-arrange yourmen

Captain Chiu,MrWong has arrived

He is waiting foryou downstairs

Let's go then.OK

MrWong,my room is overthere

MrWong,please come in

PIease

This is the custom documents forthe treasure

When she arrives in Taiwan

We'II payyou the other half ofthe money

No problem

But now I want anotherten million U.S

What?

Ten million U.S.?

I thought we had a deaI

The way I see it

I have to take out Chang Ching in Taiwan

Without causing any suspicion to U.S. authority

PIus returning the national treasure to you guys

So you guys can sell herto another country

AII I got isjust overten million

This doesn't seem to be fair

You must realize

It is possible I can't return to U.S. afterthis

It's betterto have some saving in the Bank

What if I say no?

You must bear in mind that

We are all in this together

Ifyou back out now

And the plan is exposed.You'II be in shit too

Fine

Ten million is nothing

No

It's more important to have a friend

There are more chances in the future?

Finish it off.Yes

Watch out,I'II find a bag

Seal off all exists

Follow me

What's happening?

Back off,back off,nobody is allowed in

I shot him

Who?

Chang...

Give way

Nobodywent through any exits

He must be upstairs

Where to?

Shaolin Temple

You are in a pool of blood

I only contracted this taxi

Don't you mess up the cab

Shut up and drive!

Drive

Listen,you better not die in my cab

You can die outside

Take a Iookyourself

What's the big deal?

You are stealing stack of blank papers

I told you to get Iaid!

The middle pages,you idiot! Can't we do this Iater?

Somebody help!

Stop right there

What are you doing here?

He's injured and I helped him

That's none ofyour business

Out

You think I wanna be here

He's injured

It's bad Iuck even meeting you

Leave Shaolin Temple immediately

Drive yourstupid taxi

How dare you talkto me Iike that

You two please stop arguing

I'm gonna died of bleeding soon

He's way out of Iine

Anywayyou Iook at it,I am his senior colleague

But you failed to give up the 5 carnal desires

And you indulge in gambling

You don't qualifyto be my seniorcolleague

No qualify?

When I cash in you also got a share

You didn't say I'm not qualify

Anyway,Master has forbidden yourentry to Shaolin Temple

Fine,Iet's go

Don't Ieave,don't go

He asked you to Ieave,not me

Hey,wejust went through death valleys together

How can I Ieave you now

Don't be so nice to me

Just Ieave me here at any corner

No way!

You better put him down so I can move him inside

Fine,I'II teach you a Iesson on behalf of our Master

You stupid bald monk

You called me stupid bald monk. You,Iong hair bandit

Go to hell!

You bit me

Again.Sure,be my quest!

Oh shit! Great! I got you this time

Give it backto me!

BIock him,don't stop me,block him

Kung-chi,stay right here

Master,catch it...Ok

Master,here's stick!

Hurry up

You Iittle bugger,you chicken out?

Lost way

You stupid bald monk

Let's fight up here

Whoeverfalls down deserve to die

Then you'II be the one.I am not scared

You,go to hell!

Good.What?

Kung Ching you don't have respect

Betrayyour Masterand injured the Abbot today

Betray my Master?

It's betterthan you betraying your countryformoney

What are you saying?

You team up with Tong Ling in crime

I have the evidence with me

Hiding the national treasure at Shaolin Temple

Senior Master

This is a total disgrace to the Buddhist Region

This is against mywilI

I was blackmailed byTong Ling

You know howtricky and cunning he is

And nowyou disclose everything!

Our Master has been kidnapped by Tong Ling

Where is MrChang?

He's in my room

Why is he in yourroom?

He is sick,Sr.Mastergave him medicine

he is resting now

What? What did you say?

He is sick

Sick?

I come to visit him and he's sick, what a co-incidence

I suspect he has been to the Police Headquarters

If only I could match his finger print on the weapon

You'II have to die before me!

You two come with me

You bring some people to Mei's room

Master,is he...

It's hard to say

Master

Master,is he going to blow...

BIowwhat?

He couldn't possibly be uninjured

No finger print on the murderer's weapon

I already knowyou had saved him with youradmission

If it is not you who did it

How can he possibly be alive?

The fingerprints had proven the murder's identity

It's Chang Ching

With this evidence

it is easyto indict him of murder

Even if I Iet him go

The Americans would never Ieave him alone

But I need the truth from you

Cos' if anyone else Iie to me

I do not care

But ifyou Iie to me

I'II be really upset

You must know

Howwell I had treated you

at the research institute

Because I really Iike you a Iot

MrTong,ifyou promise you won't hurt Ching

I'II do whateveryou say

How can I heal from the two gun wounds?

When you were unconscious

Miss Mei asked me to use her powerto save you

You should go to see her now

Thanks

Ifthis incident that

cause the old masterany danger

PIease forgive me

Mei?

I've gone to the bookshop

And I finallyfinish the whole book

Miss Ching-ching and Hui Man-keung cannot be together

But I knowwe won't be Iike them

You must Ieave with me

You'II be safe at the States

You are Ieaving with me tonight

Every single time

I was so happythat we spent nights underthe moon

I can't Iet go ofyou

When we arrive at America

We can spend every night underthe moon

You'II be happy as ever

He's OK

He's absolutelyfine

Why are you so worried?

Master has heart problem

You have to take him to the hospital immediately

Why are you so stupid?

The plan will be a failure if I send him to hospitaI

The all my effort will be in vain

You should be ashamed ofyourself

Master has done a Iot offavors to us

How can you treat him Iike this

Calm down

I would Iet you go soon

Onlywhen I get my share of money...

Everything will be backto normaI

You're disguising me selling the national treasure

How can you Iive up to the country and its people?

I'm the big bastard

I faked you well,don't I?

Even my sister-in-Iaw can't tell the difference in bed

You scared me to death

When I finish myjob

You can be the police captain again

OK?

Hey,this is fun

Keep a good Iook at mytreasure

You must forgive your brother

Man's Iife is short

Just Iike the sound of belI

It will disappear in a glimpse...

Wind Charm

Master!

PIease take care.PIease take care

You are a big boy now,don't cry

Take care.You too

Master

You don't need to Iookfor Miss Mei

Why not?

Cos' I took heraway already

You took heraway?

Where did you take her?

To MrTong's place

They had an agreement

If only MrTong agreed not to hurt you

She agreed to Iet Tong sell herto anyone

She didn't care about herself

Don't be foolish

Miss Mei had done all this foryour own good

If I Ieave her Iike this

I can hardly considermyself a man

Wait a second

What do you want again?

Go now

Thankyou

Hope you two can Iive happily everafter

If onlyyou could find her

Where are you going? See you tomorrow!

Let's drink!

Let's drink,come over!

Cheers...

What are you doing,don't

Hate these people,pure harassment

Go out and have a Iook

I said you go and check!

Is everything OK?

Be careful,keep youreye on it!

I think

we can double cross the American...

That will do it

Shut up

Did you hearsomething?

No,nothing! What noise?

The sound from Wind Charm!Nothing at alI

Are you sure?

Nothing at alI

Go,good!

Bottom's up! Bottom's up!

Chang Ching!

Look out!

Use the back door

Open it

Howwe gonna do?

Coverme and Iet's go

Let's battle!

Coverme,coverme

Don't stop,move out!

Charge! Charge!

Don't give up...

Don't move!

How can you get out,brother?

You never have thought ofthat?

You never knowthe time to confess

Don't push me! We'II all die together!

Let hergo

Let hergo

Look behind you

I knowthat's a gun behind me

But only if I can save Mei

I won't care about my Iife!

Don't come near

I'II kill her

I've decided not to go backto the States

I'II stay in China with you

You're so stupid

We all want to Ieave China

What can you do here?

I should have said this earlier

I don't knowwhat you're talking about

I need a carto escape

Be quick

Let hergo! You want to die

I don't care

Don't move

Do you want to cry?

Ching

You guys protect her

The rest follow me.Yes!

Ching

What is that sound? What is happening?

What is that sound?

Wind Charm? Wind Charm?

Namomitabhaya...

I'm innocent,I'm innocent!

I'm innocent!

Namomitabhaya...

Go to Hell!

This is Captain Chiu

This is Captain Kam

How do you do?

Ifyou have any message

Let me go and tell them

What else can I say?

This is the worse forme

I shouldn't have betrayed the country because of Master

I know I should go tojaiI

I'm afraid no one would Iead Shaolin while I'm away

You are trulythe eldest monk

Go back and be a Ieader ifyou have the time

No

When Masterwas alive,he didn't allow me to go backto Shaolin

Maybe when the pupils are out

I'II give them a ride forfree

You have to keep your promise then

Thankyou!

Don't worry

I don't think I'II have a chance to sayfarewelI

Anything I can help?

I would Iike to go out fora while

Captain Chiu

One minute

Thankyou!

Do you remember in the end ofthe book?

I don't believe that

This would happen to us

I'm not sure whether I will be allowed to stay in China

And I don't knowwhen will I be able to see you again

But I knowwhenever I Iook at the moon

I will rememberyou

I have something foryou

Can we do this one more time

I'm waiting!

I'm waiting...

Mei

I returned to the research institute foralmost 2 years

During this period

My powerslowly disappeared without any reasonable explanation

This spring,the staff of research institute inform me

That they don't need me anymore!

I finally can try and taste the Iife of a normal person

AIthough I got myfreedom

But I am not as happy as before

Maybe it's because I've Iost Ching!

I tried to Iocate Ching through many different sources

With no positive news

But I believe that he will come and Iookforme

Maybe one day,I will meet him again at the train station

Can you flywith me one more time