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Eurgh...
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I'd KILL for a non-fat
caramel macchiato.
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Best thing about the End of Days
is the end of stupid coffee.
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Nothing stupid
about Artisan coffee.
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- You liked my nan's.
- That wasn't Artisan -
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she just made it with rum.
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And you never called her stupid.
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I never called her alcoholic either,
but we all knew the truth.
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Right.
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- Nah!
- Eurgh!
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A FINGER!
I hate this boat, it's not safe.
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Safer than the bank.
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On the bank, this finger
would be attached to a zombie.
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Well, not now Jude and his hoard
are toast.
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It's Birmingham, fam.
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There's always more zombies.
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Oh, man.
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Ramblers!
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What are they eating?
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A cyclist.
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And here we go again.
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They're old, though -
they'll be slow.
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No, they're ramblers.
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Walking's what they do.
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Get me out of Birmingham, man.
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Get me home!
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And get me coffee!
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Do you think it's got to London?
The apocalypse?
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Bloody hope not. That's the whole
point of getting out of Birmingham.
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You could always come to Magaluf.
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Does this canal go to Stansted?
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I think flights out of the UK might
be quite hard to come by right now.
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EasyJet will be all over it.
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And Birmingham survivors
should get priority.
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I mean, I've had a terrible
apocalypse.
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Julie, Jude...
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That stripper
that exploded on me.
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Yeah. It's not all about you,
though, Jo.
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Bridge!
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It's the M42. Guys,
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this is it. The edge of Birmingham!
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- What's that?
- What?
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Please pull into the bank
and turn off your engine.
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We're never getting out
of this town!
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We're evacuating
all civilians from Birmingham.
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- We're getting out of this town!
- They've got guns!
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- I love guns.
- Civilisation!
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- Don't stop.
- What?
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This is just like Outbreak.
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Wolfgang Peterson, 1995.
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Donald Sutherland traps
all these innocent people
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in a contaminated town
and tries to blow them up
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with a thermobaric weapon
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and Morgan Freeman
does nothing about it!
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This is safety, Kat - we've done it!
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I'm telling you - we stop, we die.
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Stop being such a drama queen!
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Whoa, whoa!
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Oh, Morgan.
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What have you done?
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Lollipop!
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Strawberry.
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What did you get?
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It's the Handmaid's Tale,
all over again.
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Not the 1990 film,
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the - frankly superb -
television reboot.
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- Thought it was Outbreak?
- None of the soldiers are wearing masks.
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Handmaid's Tale's
a better reference point.
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Isn't that about infertility
and sex slaves?
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I don't see how this is like that.
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What it's about
is a dystopian future
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and mark my words, that lollipop
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is how it all starts.
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Next!
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Welcome to Edgbaston
Evacuation Centre.
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Or internment facility.
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- It's a primary school.
- Even worse -
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low walls and soft tarmac.
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Where's your security?
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We have guards on every entrance.
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There's one entrance.
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Which is guarded!
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He's got no backup,
no field of vision,
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who's in charge of this shitshow?
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- I am.
- Oh.
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- Awkward.
- Now, I need you to fill out some forms.
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She said I had great veins.
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- What did you get?
- Lime.
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- Strawberry.
- So when can we get out of this deathtrap?
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- Take it easy, he's just trying to help.
- You can leave
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just as soon as we know
you're virus-free.
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- I'll have those forms when you're finished.
- Thanks.
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I can't believe you two
are buying into this.
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There's soldiers at the door
and food on the plates.
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This is the finish line, Kat -
we made it. We can go home
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and have caramel macchiatos
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and you can play Fortnite
till your thumbs fall off.
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Fortnite...
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is for fanboys and five-year-olds.
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My point is that you don't need
the boat
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to get back to your gamer buddies
in London.
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I've seen this film,
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and you guys...
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you're not going to like the ending.
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You know what?
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I do have great veins.
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Magaluf's amazing right now.
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It's just warm enough, but the
tourist season's not kicked in.
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You've got to come out,
try the margaritas!
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Excuse me...
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Rob?!
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Jo!
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What are you doing here?
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Did you get my message?
I left one on your phone.
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About the boat and... Julie.
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- YOU took my boat?
- Yes. And on the Julie front,
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look, I know you don't think
I liked her,
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and whilst that is... very true...
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- Look, Jo - whatever happened...
- I killed her.
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- Good.
- What?
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Well, I couldn't do it,
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so I left her.
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Then grew a pair and came back.
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Boat had gone.
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You knew she was a zombie all along?
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Well, that is...
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unbelievably annoying.
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- How did you...?
- I stabbed her in the heart with a kitchen knife.
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Right.
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I'm really sorry, Rob.
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You did what you had to do.
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Was it quick?
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Yes.
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DVD library!
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Mum!
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Hey...
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- You think I pissed off Kat?
- No, mate,
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she's just gutted all the zombie
geek stuff's over.
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All five Twilight films.
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Somehow the apocalypse gets worse.
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Let's try and get some kip
before London.
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- I can't wait, man.
- We should go get the girls.
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Yeah. I bet Kat loves Twilight.
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That's why she likes
your moody personality.
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- I'm not moody.
- You depressed my niece at her fourth birthday party.
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Death comes to us all.
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The sooner she accepts that,
the happier she'll be.
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I can't believe it's all over, man.
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If you can believe it.
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Huh?
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- They're the government - you can't trust them.
- I see you talking,
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but all I hear is Kat.
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Well, maybe she has a point.
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She has you believing in
them conspiracy theories.
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- She's been right so far. I mean, we're here, aren't we?
- Yeah.
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We are. She's done her job.
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Now it's time to kick back
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and let the professionals take over.
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Hi-i.
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- Ah, it's the critic.
- Yeah...
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Sorry about... earlier.
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I understand - you're scared,
it makes people lash out.
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Well, no, I'm not scared!
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I did just want to ask about
the blackout blinds.
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- Blackout blinds?
- Well, it's night in three hours.
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You don't want this place lit up
like a John Lewis advert.
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Lit up? I like your thinking.
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We're a sanctuary - it'll be
like a beacon...
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I'll have the floodlights
switched on!
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- Zombies are attracted to light!
- Zombies?
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Oh... OK. Well, what's
the government calling them?
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We're not calling them anything,
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the current health crisis
is alarming enough
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without people using
incendiary language.
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Incendiary language?
What, like "stupid"?
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Like "ignorant",
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like "unqualified
baldy pen-pusher"?!
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Yes, like that.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have some floodlights to find.
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Sorry.
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Tits.
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I've got a bad feeling
about this place.
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I can't believe you're going to
sleep at a time like this.
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A time like WHAT? I've got a bed.
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And for the first time in two days,
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I don't have the threat of death
hanging over me like a big,
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angry killer bat!
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- Thanks for that image.
- You should try and get some kip.
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Where did you even find an eye mask?
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Always carry one.
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For emergencies.
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Oh, shit.
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There's a zombie coming.
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What?
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Oh, my God - why aren't you
wearing clothes?
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- This is a dorm room!
- I can't sleep constricted.
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- Guard's seen him.
- He's not going to shoot him, is he?
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- Get back!
- That'll pull in everything for miles.
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He's probably got a silencer.
Something stealthy.
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Final warning!
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- SHIT!
- Idiot! We need to get out of here.
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Stop!
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Clothes!
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- What's going on?
- The centre's compromised.
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- I've got to go.
- What? Why?
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Where are you going?
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Looking for this guy. Seen him?
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Why are you looking for Jude?
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- You know him?
- Yeah.
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- Do you know where he is?
- Yeah.
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Well, do you think maybe
you could tell me?
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Down by the canal.
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Don't worry, he's dead.
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Dead?
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As in proper dead?
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Yeah, cos of the fire.
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- The fire?
- Burnt to death.
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Actually, it could've been the
shotgun that got him, or explosion.
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Thinking about it, it could've been
any one of a number of things.
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Is that helpful?
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Oh, no. Have we exposed a deep state
cover-up of a disease they created?
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Hello, Kat.
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Hello, Rob.
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We've got to go.
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Come on, there's a Land Rover
out back.
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I'll get you out of here.
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And Kat!
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Oh, God - really?
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Such a shame you two split up.
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Please, Rob.
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Nicked your boat, by the way.
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Fine.
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But if she calls me a government
stooge even once!
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I'm making absolutely no promises.
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Where are Sunny and Amar?
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Back in the room, please -
doors locked!
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There's an ongoing situation
downstairs.
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We need to get out!
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Not according to
the contingency plan
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outlined in the risk assessment.
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You're not serious?
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Calm heads, please, gentlemen.
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Let's do this by the book.
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You've got a book on zombies?
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They're not zombies.
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We know who has got a book
on zombies.
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They're zombies, they're zombies,
zombies! Zombies!
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Oh, please, no!
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Argh!
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This way!
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Why are you looking for Jude,
anyway?
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We're looking for the cure,
patient zero.
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That's why he was different!
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- Faster!
- More clingy.
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You've killed the cure - well done!
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Can we blame me
for germing us all later?
258
00:11:17,748 --> 00:11:19,708
Get off her, you dick!
259
00:11:20,177 --> 00:11:21,620
Get off!
260
00:11:23,773 --> 00:11:25,389
Come ON!
261
00:11:25,429 --> 00:11:27,389
- My gun!
- Leave it!
262
00:11:28,223 --> 00:11:29,790
- My coat!
- Leave it!
263
00:11:29,858 --> 00:11:31,818
Come on, come on!
264
00:11:35,507 --> 00:11:37,016
Wait!
265
00:11:37,102 --> 00:11:38,920
WAIT!
266
00:11:39,030 --> 00:11:39,748
Bastards!
267
00:11:39,788 --> 00:11:42,832
Oh, I'm SO glad you put our lives
in their hands.
268
00:11:42,944 --> 00:11:44,747
- Where's the boat?
- That way.
269
00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,034
Sunny and Amar!
270
00:11:46,097 --> 00:11:47,632
- Who?
- Our shipmates!
271
00:11:47,717 --> 00:11:51,237
- It's my ship.
- We are not leaving without them!
272
00:11:52,451 --> 00:11:54,849
- Agreed.
- Fine.
273
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,814
Let's just get to the boat -
we'll wait for them there.
274
00:11:56,892 --> 00:11:57,920
Come on!
275
00:11:58,088 --> 00:12:00,920
Ah, fuck it! Yeah, yeah!
276
00:12:10,444 --> 00:12:12,621
- So, how do you know Jude?
- Just friends.
277
00:12:13,261 --> 00:12:14,118
Before I killed him.
278
00:12:14,158 --> 00:12:15,793
- Jude wasn't the cure.
- What?
279
00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:17,437
I've seen Contagion.
280
00:12:17,477 --> 00:12:19,079
Steven Soderberg, 2011.
281
00:12:19,119 --> 00:12:20,920
- Patient zero is the first case?
- Yeah.
282
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:23,314
Although, unlike you, we didn't base
our reasoning on a bad movie.
283
00:12:23,354 --> 00:12:26,231
Well, more's the pity - at least
they FOUND Gwyneth Paltrow.
284
00:12:26,299 --> 00:12:28,448
By the time Jude was a zombie,
it was all over the news.
285
00:12:28,522 --> 00:12:30,842
- He's not your patient zero.
- What?
286
00:12:31,179 --> 00:12:32,675
- Are you sure?
- Yes!
287
00:12:32,715 --> 00:12:35,664
I'm sure. He was a fully functioning
human in Jo's bedroom
288
00:12:35,704 --> 00:12:38,704
until seven in the morning.
First reports were at one.
289
00:12:41,483 --> 00:12:43,440
Can you look at my back? It hurts.
290
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,640
Probably where
you just stabbed me.
291
00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:52,528
What? What is it?
292
00:12:53,222 --> 00:12:54,367
Nothing, just a scratch.
293
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,920
Is the top OK?
294
00:12:56,116 --> 00:12:56,703
Bit ripped.
295
00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:58,743
Eurgh, I hate them!
296
00:13:13,522 --> 00:13:15,032
He had a gun.
297
00:13:15,134 --> 00:13:16,960
How could he not stop them?
298
00:13:17,608 --> 00:13:19,239
If I could just get it.
299
00:13:19,279 --> 00:13:21,335
Then you'd be in charge of a gun,
300
00:13:21,397 --> 00:13:24,357
- which I don't think anybody wants.
- I'm good with a gun.
301
00:13:24,405 --> 00:13:26,844
You shot yourself with an air rifle
at the funfair.
302
00:13:26,884 --> 00:13:29,465
They fiddle with the sights,
stop you winning.
303
00:13:29,512 --> 00:13:31,219
You shot yourself in the foot!
304
00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:33,277
Can we keep the chatter
to a minimum?
305
00:13:35,952 --> 00:13:37,943
I can't believe I listened
to this bell end.
306
00:13:37,999 --> 00:13:41,150
- I told you we should have listened to Kat.
- No, you didn't.
307
00:13:41,225 --> 00:13:43,352
You said we should,
"Let the professionals take over."
308
00:13:43,392 --> 00:13:45,752
Mate, this isn't about who said what
to who,
309
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:48,193
or who got the strawberry lollipop.
310
00:13:53,256 --> 00:13:55,776
- We need we need to find Kat and Jo.
- Yeah.
311
00:13:56,726 --> 00:13:59,326
We can do this. You and me.
312
00:13:59,443 --> 00:14:00,694
Like old times.
313
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,549
You and I have a very different
memory of old times.
314
00:14:03,694 --> 00:14:04,919
But we can do this.
315
00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:06,099
Stay.
316
00:14:06,162 --> 00:14:07,849
The centre's a rallying point!
317
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:11,078
- The centre's a deathtrap!
- And the government's a dick.
318
00:14:11,163 --> 00:14:12,483
Let's do it.
319
00:14:28,295 --> 00:14:30,034
Where are the soldiers?
320
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,421
How are you feeling?
321
00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:32,530
OK.
322
00:14:34,819 --> 00:14:35,779
Are you OK?
323
00:14:35,889 --> 00:14:37,047
Oh... Y-Yeah.
324
00:14:37,087 --> 00:14:38,422
Yeah, good.
325
00:14:38,925 --> 00:14:40,229
Not feeling lightheaded?
326
00:14:40,269 --> 00:14:42,471
Or... I don't know,
327
00:14:42,518 --> 00:14:43,920
sweaty?
328
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,000
No.
329
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,920
You were right, you know.
330
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:51,920
You have had a really SHIT
apocalypse.
331
00:14:52,318 --> 00:14:53,920
I love you.
332
00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:55,960
You know that, don't you?
333
00:14:57,698 --> 00:15:00,178
Er... I love you, too.
334
00:15:03,608 --> 00:15:06,128
Soldiers are coming. Happy now?
335
00:15:07,514 --> 00:15:09,318
Oh, COME ON!
336
00:15:13,353 --> 00:15:15,395
- What's wrong?
- Nothing!
337
00:15:15,435 --> 00:15:16,143
Jo! Jo!
338
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:18,343
Untie us.
339
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,518
Get downstairs.
340
00:15:27,863 --> 00:15:29,657
- What's the matter?
- I'm fine.
341
00:15:29,697 --> 00:15:31,384
- Have you been bitten?
- No!
342
00:15:31,424 --> 00:15:34,034
That's exactly what someone says
before they reveal a bite wound
343
00:15:34,123 --> 00:15:36,070
on their arm and I have to shoot
them in the heart
344
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,665
with a miniature crossbow.
345
00:15:40,132 --> 00:15:42,132
It's been a long apocalypse.
346
00:15:44,412 --> 00:15:46,194
- Take your shirt off.
- What?
347
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,249
Do it.
348
00:15:51,858 --> 00:15:53,406
What are you doing?
349
00:15:53,446 --> 00:15:55,966
Just get the boat started!
350
00:16:00,221 --> 00:16:01,452
Right, trousers.
351
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:03,593
Trust me, I've not been bitten.
352
00:16:07,131 --> 00:16:09,091
Well, Jo has.
353
00:16:09,647 --> 00:16:10,243
What?
354
00:16:10,283 --> 00:16:11,960
Tell me about the cure.
355
00:16:12,366 --> 00:16:13,805
Rob!
356
00:16:13,907 --> 00:16:16,120
Why did you think
Jude was patient zero?
357
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:18,577
It's classified.
358
00:16:18,617 --> 00:16:20,508
Rob, fucking grow up!
359
00:16:22,389 --> 00:16:23,374
He was on a flu trial.
360
00:16:23,414 --> 00:16:25,414
Flu trial? So that was true?
361
00:16:26,764 --> 00:16:27,804
Yeah.
362
00:16:29,014 --> 00:16:31,361
We believe patient zero
was on that trial.
363
00:16:31,401 --> 00:16:34,401
Typical meddling scientists -
bastards!
364
00:16:35,686 --> 00:16:36,502
Shit!
365
00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:38,582
Stop turning it, you'll flood it!
366
00:16:42,772 --> 00:16:44,410
Get the poles!
367
00:16:48,198 --> 00:16:49,236
OK...
368
00:16:50,514 --> 00:16:52,505
Go... away!
369
00:16:52,956 --> 00:16:56,724
Hey!
370
00:16:56,858 --> 00:16:58,842
- Wankers!
- Ah!
371
00:16:58,882 --> 00:17:00,681
Get down, he's a terrible shot!
372
00:17:01,289 --> 00:17:02,206
Go! Go!
373
00:17:02,246 --> 00:17:04,194
Say hello to my little friend!
374
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,465
Safety catch!
375
00:17:09,505 --> 00:17:10,505
Oh, yeah!
376
00:17:28,272 --> 00:17:29,505
Always the foot.
377
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:34,051
Nothing wrong with the foot.
378
00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:43,170
That was close.
379
00:17:59,272 --> 00:18:00,357
Ah!
380
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,372
Ah, shit.
381
00:18:03,295 --> 00:18:04,773
YES!
382
00:18:12,326 --> 00:18:13,326
Jo, your back...
383
00:18:14,655 --> 00:18:15,655
She's been bitten!
384
00:18:17,077 --> 00:18:18,642
Oh, my God!
385
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:21,682
- Something's stuck, I need to clear the propeller.
- Kat!
386
00:18:22,288 --> 00:18:23,357
I'm dying!
387
00:18:23,397 --> 00:18:24,645
We need horses.
388
00:18:24,685 --> 00:18:27,445
- Grab the ropes and be horses.
- Horses?
389
00:18:27,514 --> 00:18:30,514
- What about J...?
- No, go to the front, now - and pull!
390
00:18:33,787 --> 00:18:34,973
I don't like horses.
391
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:36,109
Or bats, apparently.
392
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:38,323
I'm not an animal person, OK?
393
00:18:38,363 --> 00:18:39,323
OK...
394
00:18:39,757 --> 00:18:42,228
I've got my whole life ahead of me.
395
00:18:42,268 --> 00:18:45,048
Oh, eurgh - it's the soldier.
396
00:18:45,088 --> 00:18:48,287
Just cos I live fast,
doesn't mean I should die young...
397
00:18:48,370 --> 00:18:50,311
- Eurgh!
- ..and beautiful!
398
00:18:52,353 --> 00:18:54,329
I never went to Coachella...
399
00:18:57,267 --> 00:18:58,920
How did Jude get infected, anyway?
400
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,920
- Did someone bite him?
- What? No!
401
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,920
Jude wasn't bitten.
402
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,260
What?!
403
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,256
Who gives a shit about Jude?
404
00:19:07,296 --> 00:19:09,290
Yesterday! You said
he wasn't bitten.
405
00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:11,330
No, but I was!
406
00:19:11,765 --> 00:19:13,598
Wait... Argh.
407
00:19:13,638 --> 00:19:15,598
They turn in two hours.
408
00:19:15,952 --> 00:19:18,306
What was Jude doing two hours
before he turned?
409
00:19:18,432 --> 00:19:20,104
What do you THINK?
410
00:19:20,144 --> 00:19:21,527
And don't judge!
411
00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:23,009
Well, where did you meet him?
412
00:19:23,049 --> 00:19:24,025
At work.
413
00:19:24,065 --> 00:19:26,025
- What, in Magaluf?
- No, here.
414
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:28,194
We did a medical trial.
415
00:19:28,358 --> 00:19:29,705
How is that work?
416
00:19:29,764 --> 00:19:31,964
It's a grand a bloody week!
417
00:19:33,174 --> 00:19:35,091
You were on the flu trial?
418
00:19:35,131 --> 00:19:38,557
Then you slept with Jude
and two hours later, he turned.
419
00:19:38,597 --> 00:19:40,597
Are you saying I infected HIM?
420
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,849
Who else have you slept with?
421
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,644
Whose side are you on?
422
00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:48,922
First reports were at one -
what were you doing at 11?
423
00:19:48,962 --> 00:19:51,802
Nothing! I was in the Five Bells.
424
00:19:53,288 --> 00:19:56,445
We are the epicentre of an apparent
zombie plague that started
425
00:19:56,485 --> 00:19:58,920
in the Five Bells pub on Gas Street.
426
00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:00,316
Five Bells!
427
00:20:00,356 --> 00:20:03,196
- And then Jude punched that guy.
- Why?
428
00:20:03,944 --> 00:20:05,144
Cos he kissed me.
429
00:20:08,256 --> 00:20:10,216
Uninvited!
430
00:20:10,725 --> 00:20:12,471
That's how it started!
431
00:20:12,569 --> 00:20:14,726
Then you slept with Jude -
he turned.
432
00:20:14,819 --> 00:20:16,569
Then you kissed...
433
00:20:16,702 --> 00:20:17,702
Rob.
434
00:20:21,702 --> 00:20:24,382
You're patient zero!
435
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,871
Try the engine!
436
00:20:33,111 --> 00:20:34,459
Got it!
437
00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:39,168
Ahh...
438
00:20:52,302 --> 00:20:53,262
Need a hand?
439
00:20:53,302 --> 00:20:54,302
No, thanks.
440
00:20:56,248 --> 00:20:57,694
I've got one.
441
00:21:26,545 --> 00:21:28,545
So I'm not going to die?
442
00:21:29,091 --> 00:21:30,921
If you were, you would have already.
443
00:21:31,737 --> 00:21:32,922
From the kiss of death.
444
00:21:32,962 --> 00:21:34,402
Stop calling it that!
445
00:21:34,442 --> 00:21:36,537
- And you're not going to die in Birmingham.
- No.
446
00:21:36,577 --> 00:21:38,537
There's always Milton Keynes.
447
00:21:38,577 --> 00:21:40,014
Before that,
there's Lapworth Locks,
448
00:21:40,054 --> 00:21:42,411
the Hatton Flight -
that's 21 locks in two miles -
449
00:21:42,474 --> 00:21:44,163
then Warwick city centre,
450
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,163
Itchington Ten, Braunston Tunnel -
451
00:21:46,248 --> 00:21:47,460
that's 2km long -
452
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,410
then Blisworth Tunnel - that's 3km,
453
00:21:49,450 --> 00:21:51,092
and haunted.
454
00:21:51,132 --> 00:21:54,714
Nah, if you're gonna die, it'll be
long before Milton Keynes.
455
00:21:59,029 --> 00:22:00,989
You know what's better
than macchiatos?
456
00:22:01,366 --> 00:22:04,046
Tea and strawberry lollipops.
457
00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:11,232
You got us out.
458
00:22:11,303 --> 00:22:13,638
My little sister
and her mental boat.
459
00:22:13,787 --> 00:22:15,787
It's a multiplayer game.
460
00:22:16,475 --> 00:22:18,795
I can't believe that I'm the cause
of all this.
461
00:22:19,418 --> 00:22:22,804
Not just the cause -
you could be the cure.
462
00:22:24,569 --> 00:22:25,569
God...
463
00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:28,257
..it IS all about me.
464
00:23:13,103 --> 00:23:23,103
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