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Seriously?
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Do you have anything to drink?
There's nothing in the kitchen.
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- Did you buy any?
- Oh, come on, Cat, I'm entertaining.
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God. What have you brought home?
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You'll like him. He's Scottish.
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Why would I like someone Scottish?
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You like Pokemon.
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Pokemon's not Scottish.
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Isn't it? I always thought,
you know, like...
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'Whose, mon!'
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- Pokemon.
- See?
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Sounds like someone
having a go at you in Glasgow.
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- It's Japanese.
- He's not Japanese.
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Who's not Japanese?
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You're not. Cat fancies Japanese men
and she wanted you to be Japanese.
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Cat, Jude. Jude, beer.
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You're so drunk.
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You're getting eaten by a zombie.
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Ah!
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Oh, here she is.
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- Enjoy yourself last night?
- It was just a couple of drinks.
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- That why you missed your shift?
- Why aren't we moving?
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- Don't change the subject.
- No, the subject was moving,
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- and why are we aren't?
- Relax!
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Engine was getting hot,
I'm just giving her a breather.
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Which is more than I can say
for Sunny.
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God.
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I think I might've snogged him.
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Well, great! The ice queen thaws.
This is a good thing.
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No, this is an apocalypse.
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Women who have sex
always die in horror movies.
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Jennifer Tilly, Bride Of Chucky,
Janine Taylor from Friday The 13th.
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Oh, God, Linnea Quigley,
Return Of The Living Dead.
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She was eaten by old men.
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Old men, Jo.
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It was just a snog.
What's the worst that can happen?
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Was THAT just a snog?
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- Why won't you give it up?
- I know. He's obsessed with me.
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I think you should accept
some responsibility
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for your own stalker,
who is now our stalker.
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Oh, well, that's very nice,
isn't it?
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All I do is put everyone else first.
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All you do is create mess
that I have to clean up.
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I step lightly on the Earth.
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I have done... stuff...
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..in the past!
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Like last night,
some of us were working,
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while you were drinking and snogging
your way around this boat.
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So I'm gonna get some sleep.
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And, you...
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..get over me!
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How can I get more experience
if I don't have a go?
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You can have a go.
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Let's just wait
for a straight stretch.
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- You don't trust my driving.
- Course I do.
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Should you even be driving?
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Didn't hear you get much sleep
last night. Cat, eh?
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Shut up, man.
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Just... don't do
what you normally do.
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It's a small boat,
we've all got to live on it.
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What do I normally do?
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Panic. And push them away.
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Thank you, Love Doctor (!)
I'm not actually looking for advice.
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Love... is like dew that falls
on both nettles and lilies.
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I'm really far too hungover
for this shit.
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One stings
and makes you want to run away,
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the other smells nice
and makes your life better.
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Cat's the lily in this scenario.
Be nice to the lily.
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Urgh, I feel rough.
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Nice top.
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Er...
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I actually found it on Rakuten,
it's like Japanese eBay.
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The guy who shipped it
actually lived in Akihabara,
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the electric city, home of otaku.
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Smells like rotting flesh.
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I know.
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Guys... we have a problem.
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You don't even know
how to start a boat like that.
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I can drive that boat, can't I?
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- Me too.
- Only cos I taught you.
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Oh, right, you have to do everything
for me, I remember.
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- You know I didn't mean it like that.
- I could reverse us.
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London is that way.
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- Hurry up! Jo's boyfriend's here!
- Stop calling him that!
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- Is he getting quicker?
- Just super keen, maybe.
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- It might need petrol!
- I know!
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Kill switch, kill switch...
What the holy fuck is a kill switch?
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- Hurry up!
- It's the tow cow.
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Oh, my God, Cat,
I swear, if you don't shut up...
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What? Your attention span is short,
that's all.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
I forgot it was the end of the world
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and I didn't get this engine started
cos I wasn't concentrating!
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I'm coming to help.
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Ha!
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- What did I tell you?
- Nice one.
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OK, Jo, jump across
and we'll ditch the cruiser.
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- I'm not ditching it.
- Two boats are a liability.
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You're sick of cleaning up my mess,
well, I've got my own place now.
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OK, no, seriously, come back.
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- I need my own space.
- It's too dangerous.
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- It's fine! I'll stay with her.
- This is my boat.
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We can share the driving.
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Please? Don't leave me with
the new couple in the double bed.
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Fair enough.
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I never thought
I'd be on one of these.
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We're like... edgy art students,
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or... an old married couple.
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Not that we're old, obviously.
Or married.
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- You OK?
- Yeah. Yeah, absolutely fine.
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Why don't I take over?
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- I don't want you throwing up on me.
- Charming.
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Yeah, actually, that might be
a good idea, a little lie down.
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Why has the engine stopped?
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Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
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- We've run out of diesel.
- Didn't anybody check?
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- Did you?
- I just presumed...
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We should have had enough fuel to
take us to the next fuelling barge.
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We'll be all right.
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Ah, right, really, Sunny?
We'll be all right?
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We've just ran out of diesel.
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How is this my fault?
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Be... because I feel sick,
that's how!
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Oh, and that's relevant because...?
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Because you thought
it would be funny
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to play beer pong with tequila.
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Yeah, well, it was
pretty funny, actually.
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And it was your idea.
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Hey, Cat! Need a tow?
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Isn't it lucky we have two boats?
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- Is that it?
- It looks deserted.
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They're right behind us,
let's make it quick.
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Hello there. Fill her up?
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Yeah, yeah, sure.
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No back-up, eh?
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You should always carry
some spare fuel.
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The gauges are terrible
on these narrow boats,
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I can't tell you the amount
of people who get caught out.
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Erm, Cat?
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Can you lead your stalker away,
please?
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Hey, Jude!
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Oh, what rotten weather
we're having.
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I mean, say what you like
about global warming,
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but the English summer
is still a fickle bugger.
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Yeah, isn't it just?
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That gilet looks very warm.
Where'd you get it?
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You do know what's happening, right?
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Well, I did hear on my radio
that we're the epicentre
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of an apparent zombie plague
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that started in the Five Bells pub
on Gass Street.
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Five Bells?
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Turns out the government's mobilised
the first armoured division,
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but THEY are struggling
to contain it.
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That what you mean?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it's a terrible thing.
Still, life goes on.
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Come on, keep up.
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- I love this boat!
- Yeah!
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God, the freedom.
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This is what life's about.
Mistress of your own destiny.
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- Let's have a go.
- And the best thing, no Cat.
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Well, until we go back.
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Miss Judgey McJudgeface.
At least I act my age.
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She's a disapproving grandmother
in the body of a YouTube gamer.
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Nightmare.
I could take over if you like.
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She makes me clean the shower.
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We should just stay on this boat
and go to London by ourselves.
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- What, alone?
- Not alone alone, obviously.
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Together alone.
WITH them, but away from them.
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- Like a convoy.
- Convoy, exactly. Right.
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Only there's no toilets, no bed,
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and a weird smell of fish
in the cabin.
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Come on, Amar. The world's ending.
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We are finally free
to do whatever we want.
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- I want to drive.
- Soon, my friend.
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Soon.
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So... cash or card?
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Only... the machine's down,
obviously, so if you have the cash,
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that'd be brilliant.
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- Good one, man.
- Yeah, we don't have any money.
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What, do you think I should
just give you the diesel?
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It's an apocalypse.
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It's a fucking business,
is what it is.
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But... money doesn't mean
anything anymore,
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we're back in the dark ages,
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presumably with some sort
of medieval barter system.
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I don't know what planet
you're living on, bab,
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but on this one...
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- Whoa!
- ..you pay what you owe.
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Fuck me, a shot gun?
Who has a shot gun?
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- This is England.
- I have a certificate.
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Some of us prepared.
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- For zombies?
- Why not?
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Climate change, religion,
bloody Europe,
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something was bound to crack.
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We can talk about this, Lawrence,
how about a credit note?
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An IOU?
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What do I look like?
The tooth fairy?
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Well done, genius (!)
I hope you're happy.
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I can't believe you told him
my sister has money.
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- My sister never has money.
- Buying time.
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- He was pointing his gun right at me.
- Yeah, it's probably not loaded.
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You don't know that.
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00:12:04,844 --> 00:12:09,087
So... last night's, er, fuzzy.
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Did, erm, did anything, you know...?
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You don't know?
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Well, I think I know,
but I want to know if you know.
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No. I mean, I think I know.
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No, I-I know.
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It shouldn't have happened.
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- We've only just met.
- And you're absolutely not my type.
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Absolutely not your type?
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Wow.
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Blunt insensitivity
is your most attractive feature.
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And sarcasm is yours.
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That and your utter inability
to get off your arse.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- Well, no offence,
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but you are the laziest man
I've ever met.
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I mean, it's the end of the world
and you've barely lifted a finger.
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I'm so sorry I don't follow
the great master plan
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to your exact microscopic letter.
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You're the most anal person
I've ever met.
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I'm not anal,
I just like things done right.
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That's the definition of anal.
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So are you.
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That makes no sense!
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- This is the life, isn't it?
- Totally.
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Careful!
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Just looks closer your side.
This steering is very touchy.
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- I don't mind having a go.
- I'm fine
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Yeah, but your driving's a bit...
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Well, you know,
it's a new skill for you.
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You think you can do better?
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We are a bit vulnerable
on our own, is all.
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You're kind of a negative person,
aren't you, Amar?
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Not to be negative,
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but I think we should check
for leaks.
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Right...
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- What are you doing?
- Getting off my arse.
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Hello?
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Oh, what?
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Just wondering what
you're going to do with the money.
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When you get it.
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None of your business.
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Only, there's nowhere to spend it.
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We've just been to the supermarket.
246
00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:22,307
The only currency's
not getting eaten.
247
00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:27,160
Then it strikes me that real goods,
like, for example, diesel,
248
00:14:27,249 --> 00:14:28,889
are even more important.
249
00:14:28,991 --> 00:14:32,115
Point well made.
Price just went up 50%.
250
00:14:33,358 --> 00:14:34,358
Well done (!)
251
00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:37,041
What you saving up for?
252
00:14:37,846 --> 00:14:38,802
Retirement.
253
00:14:38,865 --> 00:14:42,670
Porsche Boxster, Thai bride,
make your own prejudiced guess.
254
00:14:42,710 --> 00:14:44,766
What were you going to do
when you retired?
255
00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:46,710
All of the above.
256
00:14:48,031 --> 00:14:49,670
I'd like to live in a beach hut.
257
00:14:49,897 --> 00:14:52,710
- Do as little as possible.
- No change there, then.
258
00:14:53,311 --> 00:14:54,602
I'd tour the canals.
259
00:14:55,991 --> 00:15:00,067
Yeah? Well, you've got a boat
and all the diesel in the world.
260
00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:01,710
What do you need the money for?
261
00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:06,766
You're still there?
262
00:15:07,742 --> 00:15:08,813
You OK?
263
00:15:09,228 --> 00:15:11,670
Oh, sorry,
did you want me to roll over
264
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:14,670
and tell you how,
"I see the truth now"?
265
00:15:14,975 --> 00:15:19,337
Because that pause was me wondering
how someone as stupid as you
266
00:15:19,423 --> 00:15:21,710
could think I was that stupid.
267
00:15:26,608 --> 00:15:28,288
And I'm back on my arse.
268
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:32,814
At least you tried.
269
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,298
Don't flood it. Again.
270
00:15:41,382 --> 00:15:42,977
I know what I'm doing!
271
00:15:46,577 --> 00:15:47,577
Just give it a minute.
272
00:15:57,319 --> 00:16:00,342
He's back! That guy is fast.
273
00:16:00,405 --> 00:16:01,710
He's got a lot of lean muscle.
274
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,644
What is up with him?
275
00:16:11,983 --> 00:16:12,983
Jude?
276
00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:20,842
Oh, shit,
we have to get out of here.
277
00:16:20,882 --> 00:16:22,475
How exactly do we get out of here?
278
00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:24,273
Engine's dead,
we're taking on water,
279
00:16:24,313 --> 00:16:26,440
and your boyfriend's mates
will be over in a bit for dinner!
280
00:16:26,572 --> 00:16:27,835
Will people stop calling him that?
281
00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:29,670
He's just a zombie
like the rest of them.
282
00:16:29,796 --> 00:16:31,796
- He's different, Jo.
- He's not different!
283
00:16:33,123 --> 00:16:34,163
Whoa!
284
00:16:37,405 --> 00:16:39,205
They can't swim, right?
285
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,496
Good riddance.
286
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,488
Honestly,
sleep with a guy one time...
287
00:16:56,936 --> 00:16:57,976
Get off!
288
00:17:02,507 --> 00:17:03,789
You'd best get out here.
289
00:17:12,545 --> 00:17:14,505
Jo!
290
00:17:14,981 --> 00:17:17,356
Cat! Cat, help!
291
00:17:17,483 --> 00:17:18,809
Pull her in, pull her in.
292
00:17:19,824 --> 00:17:22,477
Why won't you stop?!
293
00:17:22,569 --> 00:17:23,569
Come on!
294
00:17:33,757 --> 00:17:35,110
What are you doing?!
295
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,599
Gonna say goodbye to an old flame.
296
00:17:38,979 --> 00:17:40,429
That's a good line.
297
00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:44,669
Health and safety exists
for a reason, you know!
298
00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:48,710
- Who's got a match?
- I'm adding all this to your bill!
299
00:17:53,334 --> 00:17:54,988
- You're dumped.
- Meh.
300
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:01,350
- Where's the flames?
- It's diesel, love.
301
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:03,710
It's not all bangs and whooshes,
you know.
302
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:05,710
Ah-ha!
303
00:18:07,550 --> 00:18:09,070
Oh, fuck!
304
00:18:19,842 --> 00:18:21,842
- May I?
- No!
305
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:38,850
OK, it WAS loaded.
306
00:18:43,537 --> 00:18:45,177
Oh, you pillocks.
307
00:18:45,648 --> 00:18:47,168
Get off! Get off!
308
00:18:49,592 --> 00:18:50,838
Back to mine!
309
00:18:56,710 --> 00:18:58,670
Give me that.
310
00:18:58,710 --> 00:18:59,710
You drive.
311
00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:10,530
Why won't he just die?
312
00:19:11,579 --> 00:19:14,701
It's over, Jude. Take a hint!
313
00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:18,710
Whoa!
314
00:19:42,768 --> 00:19:44,885
- You blew up my boat.
- Oh, come on, Lawrence,
315
00:19:44,925 --> 00:19:48,670
give us a break,
we're... we're just surviving.
316
00:19:48,804 --> 00:19:50,670
We're all human,
we should be pulling together,
317
00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:52,446
not exploiting one another.
318
00:19:52,522 --> 00:19:55,968
That's just a fancy way of saying
you're still trying to rip me off.
319
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,599
Now, does she have my money or not?
320
00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:02,155
I've been contactless since 2017.
321
00:20:02,241 --> 00:20:03,670
And we're in this together.
322
00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:07,047
Yeah, you shoot me,
you have to shoot all of us.
323
00:20:07,818 --> 00:20:09,845
- Fine by me.
- Whoa!
324
00:20:09,936 --> 00:20:10,976
I've got your money.
325
00:20:12,351 --> 00:20:16,068
- She's yours. Take the boat.
- What's the catch?
326
00:20:16,108 --> 00:20:19,226
No catch.
Goes like a dream. Right, guys?
327
00:20:19,266 --> 00:20:21,374
Well, she is unsinkable.
328
00:20:26,522 --> 00:20:27,860
And the gilet.
329
00:20:44,584 --> 00:20:49,224
I'm so good at driving boats.
Wind in my hair. I'm built for it.
330
00:20:49,334 --> 00:20:51,654
Like a much, much younger
Daniel Craig.
331
00:20:53,467 --> 00:20:55,584
- You OK?
- Yeah. Just, you know.
332
00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:57,710
- Hey.
- I'll just...
333
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:02,778
How's the jacket?
334
00:21:02,864 --> 00:21:05,350
Surprisingly comfortable.
Smells of lavender.
335
00:21:05,538 --> 00:21:06,898
- Really?
- No.
336
00:21:08,795 --> 00:21:10,830
- You know, it was only a kiss.
- Several kisses.
337
00:21:10,893 --> 00:21:12,296
- Several kisses.
- And a bit of...
338
00:21:12,336 --> 00:21:15,491
Yeah, nothing two friends
can't put behind them.
339
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:17,670
Yeah.
340
00:21:18,631 --> 00:21:20,710
- Friends?
- Yeah.
341
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:24,882
You smell like toes.
342
00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:26,950
Yeah.
343
00:21:33,081 --> 00:21:35,842
Gonna be weird for you.
No more stalkers.
344
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,670
Trust me,
there's always more stalkers.
345
00:21:38,772 --> 00:21:39,881
Not like Jude.
346
00:21:41,086 --> 00:21:41,980
You were right.
347
00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:45,510
I know, he jumped and he was faster,
that's not in the rule book.
348
00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:47,248
He was different,
we need to know why.
349
00:21:47,295 --> 00:21:51,366
I meant you were right
about... doing stuff for me.
350
00:21:51,421 --> 00:21:54,630
You do...
maybe more than your fair share.
351
00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:57,033
- Maybe?
- Maybe.
352
00:21:58,039 --> 00:22:01,041
Maybe I can be a bit controlling.
353
00:22:01,228 --> 00:22:03,710
- Maybe.
- Maybe.
354
00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:08,670
- Sorry about your boat.
- Didn't even have a kettle.
355
00:22:08,710 --> 00:22:10,550
Animals.
356
00:22:13,257 --> 00:22:14,721
Fancy making me a cup of tea?
357
00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:17,803
No.
358
00:22:21,058 --> 00:22:24,081
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