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Wind
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Fire
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Rain
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Where is Lightning
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I am late
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Shit
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Seniors, seniors
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Lightning, we are the top secret agents
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We all have achieved our own powerful stances
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How about your Lightning Stance
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Well
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Seniors, please take care
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Watch my eyes
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Isn't my power strong enough
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Enrich power
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Do you know how powerful I am now
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You almost made me laugh to death, you nuts
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I have forgotten
that my eyes are for fixing the women
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You are men, that's why you can't be hurt
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Luckily we are not women
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Or, if we are being hit by you
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We prefer committing suicide
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Boss
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003, you are sent to disguise as eunuch
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To be an undercover in the palace
to protect the emperor
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Your entertainment fee will be a thousand,
take along the ET Sword
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Your code is "Loyalty to the country"
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Yes sir
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002, you are sent to
the Prime Minister's Office as undercover
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To watch whether the prime minister
betrays our country or not
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You'll get five thousand as entertainment fee
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Take along the Tolo Sword
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Your code is "Sacrifice for the country"
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Yes sir
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001, you are sent
to be an undercover in our military rival
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To watch whether our rival
would intend to invade us or not
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You'll get ten thousand as entertainment fee
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Take along the Chi-ching Double Sword with you
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Your code is "Die for the country"
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Yes sir
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000, you are sent to be an undercover
in the Ying chun Club
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To collect evidence for their crimes
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Mission impossible.
How can you sent me to prostitute house
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You are despising me
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No, you always want to devote for the country
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This is the best chance
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But I am a cultured man
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How can I go to a prostitute house
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You are no longer a scholar, you are a wolf
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A wolf who can kill women
with your electric eyes
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I intended to take over this case myself
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But my wife didn't allow me to go
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Why is everyone addicted to the club
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And why they refuse to make love
with their wives, this population decreasing
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The answers are what we want to know
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So, you duty is very important
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You have to find out proofs
for their selling of aphrodisiac
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And prove how they destroy
the reproduction plan of our country
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Yes sir
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How about my entertainment fee
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Do you know why you are called 000
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I don't know
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Since you are great
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You can finish the mission
without anything provided to you
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But, I do want to be financed
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Well
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Take this pen with you
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Thank you, boss
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Will this pen explode to cover my retreat
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Or, Will explode and frighten the enemies
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No, this is a fountain pen
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You can write, with the gloried ink
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There is only one pen in our country
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Now you've got this wonderful pen
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You can forget your electric eyes
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Make good use of it, it can help you
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What my code
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Listen carefully
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"Devote sperm for the country”
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"Devote sperm for the country”
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"Devote sperm for the country”
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Sperm is the most precious thing
of a man, you know
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How come, you are an agent too
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Why the other agents get entertainment fee
while you get nothing
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Haven't I predicted wrongly. Impossible
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Honey
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Impossible. How come
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Honey, listen to me
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This is the most challenging mission
I've ever met
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Maybe, I'll be rich and famous
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Honey, please let me do it
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Once you leave home, who will do the housework
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Leave the housework to me
when I am off duty, OK
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Damn it
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Since my husband is heroic
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"All last, he has chance to get succeeded"
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Since this is the first mission
you've ever become an agent
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I can't stop you from going
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But
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If you lose. You have to change your job
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This is my interest
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Interest differs from income.
Better learn something useful
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Damn it, you are not expert too
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What did you say. Dare you repeat
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You
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Worry that you would have an affair
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Honey, look at you
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You look ugly,
how can you attract another woman
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And
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What do you want to say
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Although you are tall and strong,
you look like a man of 30
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But your body is as old as a man of sixty
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And your endurance is as shallow as teenager's
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About your penis
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It's like a baby's of 2
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Only I am so stupid to marry you
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If you want to fool around, yes
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Unless you will have puberty again
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What a fatal Thought I am gifted
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But I am always bullied by my boss
as well as by my wife
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And I was sent to
investigate a prostitute house
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I am a scholar,
how can if face the world in future
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Why not commit suicide
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Splashing me
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I can't imagine that it's hard to die
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Try again
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Pal, do you want to be break my penis
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You chose to die, but don't kill my penis too
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Who are you. Why do you save me
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Did I save you. I just want to kill you
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Although I've practiced Kung Fu long time ago
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I haven't practiced stance
by "Hand in the sand"
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I haven't practiced body preleasing stance, too
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And I haven't practiced
penis strengthened stance
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Help me to get up please
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Come on
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Sorry, pal
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Forget
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Why did you commit suicide
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Life is meaningless to me
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Have your dick tried anything good yet
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I think yes
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Damn you haven't had fun
with all pretty women in the world
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That's right
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How can you face your ancestors then
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Why
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If the King of Hell knows your penis is useless
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You can't make use of it in your next life
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Then, he will make you
be a prostitute in your next life
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I don't want to be hooker
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Come on, follow me
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How can you treat your little dicky in such way
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You have to treat him something good
before your death, right
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That's right
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Is the spark of your life rekindled now
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My name is Koo Fung, what's yours
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I am 00
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What
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May Yeung Sung
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Mr. May, how are you
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I haven't heard so much foul language before
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What did you say
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I mean, you are good at speaking foul language
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Mr. Koo Fung, can you tell me
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No problem, of course
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I don't mean it
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Can you tell me where we are heading to now
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We are going to our Tiny Universe
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Ying-chun Club
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You're disgusting
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You are too anxious
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Take me the wine. Let' drink
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Give it to me
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Chiu-hey, take it to my room
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Yes
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Come in. What a funny place
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Are you here for fun
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Take care
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I've seen you again
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Ladies and gentlemen
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Here comes our best pimperl
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A woman of 39, Miss Yim fong
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Let me touch you
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Thank you. Enjoy yourself
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Now, Miss Tiny Universe Heung Wan is coming
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I wanna touch again
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Thank you for your support, thank you
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Don't panic. Look
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How can I flatter my clients
if I don't have something allractive
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Yes
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Come on, give her your hands
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Next, we have another Miss Tiny Universe
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Angel of Heaven, Miss Shui-chu
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Another touch
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Dark hair will not stay
and faces will easily change
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Life isn't like pine, name and wealth will fade
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Youngsters will regret of
not having fun while they are young
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Joy will be leave old men aloner
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Bravo
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Sister Yim-fong, when will you
let me sleep with that blind virgin
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Later, OK
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How about these two. They are nice
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Alright, two at the same time
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Come on, let me kiss you
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Why that guy loves harassing the ladies here
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This guy is called Kuen Lo-set,
he said he is a book critic
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If he doesn't harras the girls,
how can others know his presence
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Can he criticize all women
with his pen, Damn it
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Book Critic
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Well, what is called Tiny Universe
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Tiny Universe is a small field
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If there isn't small field,
how can they be awarded that easily
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Happy hours start now
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Come on, I'll show you something nice
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Why that girl is always to slanng at me
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I am so ugly looking
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She is blind
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What
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She is blind
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Come on, take a look
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And this shows the ranks of the beauties
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How about the girl who gave you money
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No one is willing to sleep with her
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So, she has to pay for herself
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More men she slept, more popular she will be
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She enjoys herself, me too
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Well, you are
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Give way
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I am the famous fortune teller
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I tell bed stories of pretty women in the world
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People called me Master Koo. Look
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Alright
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Wonderful
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Thank you
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You are really a scholar
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Thank you
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This is a kind of business
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Right
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All of you are useless
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Oly Heung Wan and Shui Chu
have got my techniques in bed
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You all are fools
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Now, we are reaching another stage
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I will teach you Thinking Method of Making Love
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Close your eyes and follow me, first stance
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Avalokitesvare's Sitting Stance
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Second stance
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Lutanist's fingers
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Third stance
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Moon holding stance
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Forth stance
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Drum handing on the dragon boat
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Fifth's stance
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Roots round the old trees
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This is what I've just invented
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Beauty pulling cart
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Damn it. Clear your mind
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What. Do you want to write a book
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Yes, a fantastic and influential book
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I worry that it would be
a money losing business
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I don't mind the sales
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Most important of all,
I think this place is suitable for me to write
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That's right, every visitors
will come back after their first visit
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Why
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I will tell you later,
cut the crap, let me ask you
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What's most important for writing a book
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What
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Of course, you have to write sex
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I am a scholar,
how can I write these kind of things
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Bull shit if you don't write about sex,
who will buy your book
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Right, let me introduce to you
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This is Mister May,
this is my best friend, Choi Kwan-Lun,
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He is the chef
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00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:04,874
He knows making all kinds of
nutritious food for sex organs,
274
00:23:04,874 --> 00:23:08,457
After drinking his soup.
Your dick will be benefited
275
00:23:08,457 --> 00:23:11,916
Even it's half dead, he can make yours stand up
276
00:23:12,707 --> 00:23:14,249
Mr. May, how are you
277
00:23:14,249 --> 00:23:15,249
Nice to meet you
278
00:23:15,249 --> 00:23:17,749
I love making friends with scholars
279
00:23:17,749 --> 00:23:21,832
I can cook some soup to fit your size
280
00:23:21,832 --> 00:23:24,041
An excellent nutritious soup for you
281
00:23:24,041 --> 00:23:26,957
So you can be powerful in bed
282
00:23:31,791 --> 00:23:34,916
Although you are expert
283
00:23:34,916 --> 00:23:38,541
Please don't always
make reproductive organs be your topics
284
00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:40,082
Damn it. This is my job
285
00:23:40,082 --> 00:23:42,166
If I don't talk about it,
I will be starved to death
286
00:23:42,166 --> 00:23:42,707
That's right
287
00:23:42,707 --> 00:23:46,082
Cut the crap, Mr. May, you are a writer
288
00:23:46,082 --> 00:23:47,707
I have a small request
289
00:23:47,707 --> 00:23:49,832
Can you use my name
as the name of one of your characters
290
00:23:49,832 --> 00:23:50,666
Well
291
00:23:50,749 --> 00:23:54,291
I don't want to be the lead,
just a junior character will do
292
00:23:54,291 --> 00:23:56,374
I just want my name be published
293
00:23:57,666 --> 00:23:59,541
It's not a problem
294
00:23:59,957 --> 00:24:04,999
But I have used up my money,
I don't even have money to buy ink
295
00:24:05,124 --> 00:24:08,457
This is not a problem,
I eamed some tips yesterday
296
00:24:08,541 --> 00:24:12,207
Just take it as deposit,
I'll pay more if I am nicely written
297
00:24:12,207 --> 00:24:13,416
Pal
298
00:24:13,707 --> 00:24:15,166
Just take it if you are not stupid
299
00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:18,582
Dealed, I'll get ready your nutritious soup
300
00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:22,124
Do you have to measure his penis
301
00:24:22,957 --> 00:24:27,749
He is a tall and wise guy,
his penis must be extraordinary
302
00:24:27,749 --> 00:24:29,999
I am going to get ready the soup for you
303
00:24:30,041 --> 00:24:34,916
No, I want to make
a specially cooked soup for you
304
00:24:36,207 --> 00:24:38,082
Go in your room now
305
00:24:45,457 --> 00:24:47,707
Peeping. That way
306
00:26:18,957 --> 00:26:21,082
It's nothing strange. Go ahead
307
00:26:45,666 --> 00:26:46,791
Brush
308
00:26:46,791 --> 00:26:49,541
Something great is coming
309
00:27:25,416 --> 00:27:26,541
You're not a good student
310
00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:45,749
What is he doing
311
00:29:45,749 --> 00:29:48,374
Basic instinct of people
312
00:29:48,374 --> 00:29:49,541
Don't waste what you can eat
313
00:29:49,541 --> 00:29:51,582
When you were small,
will you bile that you see nipple
314
00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:52,832
Go ahead
315
00:31:51,916 --> 00:31:53,624
I have hemorrhoids
316
00:31:53,624 --> 00:31:55,707
I can't stand anymore
317
00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:56,957
Just take it as escargots
318
00:31:56,957 --> 00:31:57,541
Don't go
319
00:31:57,541 --> 00:31:59,041
- Stay calm
- Stop
320
00:32:06,541 --> 00:32:07,832
That way
321
00:32:11,416 --> 00:32:12,499
Right here
322
00:32:22,916 --> 00:32:23,874
Undress
323
00:32:45,791 --> 00:32:46,791
Kiss hen
324
00:32:46,791 --> 00:32:47,624
Shut up
325
00:32:47,624 --> 00:32:48,666
He kisses hen
326
00:34:01,249 --> 00:34:03,041
It seems to be her first time
327
00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:05,249
You know fortune telling too
328
00:34:05,249 --> 00:34:07,666
No, everyone has his or her first time
329
00:34:07,666 --> 00:34:10,999
But this is her first time
of this day, understand
330
00:34:10,999 --> 00:34:11,624
Really
331
00:34:11,624 --> 00:34:12,499
Go on
332
00:34:42,832 --> 00:34:43,666
What are you doing
333
00:34:43,666 --> 00:34:44,749
I am a se...
334
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:45,791
See what
335
00:34:46,666 --> 00:34:48,124
See. I am a scholar
336
00:34:48,124 --> 00:34:49,791
I can't stand anymore
337
00:34:49,791 --> 00:34:53,082
How can I see a bastard raping a girl here
338
00:34:54,791 --> 00:34:56,916
Mr. May, how old are you
339
00:34:56,916 --> 00:34:59,957
Let's watch. Are you watching
340
00:34:59,957 --> 00:35:00,916
Yes
341
00:35:52,457 --> 00:35:53,291
What are you doing
342
00:35:53,291 --> 00:35:55,166
She smiles to me
343
00:35:55,916 --> 00:35:59,457
No real love between posture
and teacher. Let's wait and see
344
00:35:59,457 --> 00:36:00,707
You talk it seriously
345
00:36:36,582 --> 00:36:37,874
You hurt me
346
00:36:38,916 --> 00:36:39,957
Sorry
347
00:37:09,291 --> 00:37:13,082
I can't imagine that her first time
of this day is that powerful
348
00:37:16,124 --> 00:37:18,832
Your nose bleed
349
00:37:19,541 --> 00:37:21,791
You too
350
00:37:21,832 --> 00:37:26,666
Mr. May, I've been searching for you
351
00:37:28,999 --> 00:37:33,166
Impossible.
Why do you have such severe reaction
352
00:37:33,291 --> 00:37:40,916
Mr. May,
this is done by your size, color and shape
353
00:37:40,916 --> 00:37:45,166
Specially made for your penis
354
00:37:45,249 --> 00:37:47,332
Choi Kwan-lun,
the client is urging for your nutritious soup
355
00:37:47,332 --> 00:37:51,457
It's alright, Mr. May, drink this
356
00:37:51,457 --> 00:37:54,041
You will be great
357
00:37:55,457 --> 00:37:56,832
Deal
358
00:38:03,499 --> 00:38:06,332
Mr. May
359
00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:16,707
You must have peeped
360
00:38:17,707 --> 00:38:21,499
It's hard to tolerate
361
00:38:23,166 --> 00:38:27,541
Well, it's kind of me
to let you take my advantage
362
00:38:32,666 --> 00:38:34,832
What are you doing here
363
00:38:35,332 --> 00:38:40,999
Yes, I will be waiting for your in my room
364
00:38:41,374 --> 00:38:43,082
Remember, come to me
365
00:38:45,957 --> 00:38:47,707
Why your head is burning
366
00:38:49,291 --> 00:38:50,957
Did you drink everything
367
00:38:51,249 --> 00:38:53,791
Alright, I'll let you take her
368
00:38:55,082 --> 00:38:58,832
Haven't screwed for 3 years,
any girl will become an attraction
369
00:38:58,832 --> 00:39:00,249
By the way, I am vi...
370
00:39:00,249 --> 00:39:02,666
Cut the crap
371
00:39:03,416 --> 00:39:05,249
Will she discover that
372
00:39:05,249 --> 00:39:06,374
It's dark, she can see it
373
00:39:06,374 --> 00:39:08,082
Get ready in bad
374
00:39:08,082 --> 00:39:09,457
If there is anything wrong send it to me
375
00:39:09,457 --> 00:39:11,791
Remember,
take off the trouser only, not the clothes
376
00:39:11,791 --> 00:39:14,624
Pal, it's not funny at all
if I don't like my clothes off
377
00:39:15,416 --> 00:39:17,791
Remember your hump back
378
00:39:17,791 --> 00:39:19,124
That's right
379
00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:31,082
It's so dark
380
00:39:31,124 --> 00:39:34,291
Ms. Zen, let's play something new
381
00:39:34,291 --> 00:39:36,291
There is a cloth on the table
382
00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:39,166
Cover your eyes and come in
383
00:39:42,916 --> 00:39:45,874
Let me out on the artificial hymen first
384
00:39:54,832 --> 00:39:56,041
I am coming
385
00:40:09,832 --> 00:40:14,957
What's wrong. You have finished already
386
00:40:15,374 --> 00:40:16,582
How are you
387
00:40:16,874 --> 00:40:18,041
I...
388
00:40:21,582 --> 00:40:25,499
I have screwed so many women
389
00:40:25,499 --> 00:40:29,916
But I haven't seen
such pretty women as you before
390
00:40:29,916 --> 00:40:33,957
That's why I lost control
391
00:40:33,957 --> 00:40:37,166
I am the best of course
392
00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:40,541
Let me help you
393
00:40:41,541 --> 00:40:47,582
Don't move. I will be alright soon. It's done
394
00:40:54,582 --> 00:40:56,249
What's the matter
395
00:40:57,041 --> 00:41:00,749
Nothing, my hymen has just broken
396
00:41:03,374 --> 00:41:04,499
Bravo
397
00:41:04,499 --> 00:41:05,541
Go on
398
00:41:11,624 --> 00:41:12,916
It's amazing
399
00:41:14,416 --> 00:41:20,624
It's a rare chance a virgin
meets a virgin in a brothel
400
00:41:21,374 --> 00:41:25,791
Ying Chun Club is really an amazing place
401
00:41:27,499 --> 00:41:29,416
Why don't you undress
402
00:41:30,832 --> 00:41:35,207
I have been very sick since childhood, so
403
00:41:35,624 --> 00:41:38,832
So, you don't have strong kidneys, do you
404
00:41:39,249 --> 00:41:40,957
Are you laughing me
405
00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:43,416
Stab her to death
406
00:41:44,499 --> 00:41:47,499
Go ahead
407
00:41:47,499 --> 00:41:49,207
Stab
408
00:41:49,582 --> 00:41:50,166
Stab to death
409
00:41:50,249 --> 00:41:55,666
Stab
410
00:42:00,041 --> 00:42:02,791
Why didn't you say anything
411
00:42:04,207 --> 00:42:07,291
Silent is better than sound
412
00:42:08,124 --> 00:42:10,999
Well, let me be top of you
413
00:42:12,582 --> 00:42:13,374
Alright
414
00:42:13,457 --> 00:42:15,166
Alright
415
00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:17,082
Damn it
416
00:42:18,082 --> 00:42:23,416
I am a man, male is yang, female belong to Yin
417
00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:28,249
Man should be on top of woman
418
00:42:28,499 --> 00:42:31,291
I should be on the top, are you doing then
419
00:42:31,374 --> 00:42:33,332
Sure, I love it
420
00:42:37,291 --> 00:42:38,166
So what
421
00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:41,916
Why, why there is something on your back
422
00:42:42,749 --> 00:42:45,416
I am not ordinary people
423
00:42:46,666 --> 00:42:50,582
Whenever I am excited, my blood is boiling
424
00:42:50,582 --> 00:42:53,624
My muscle all the back will contract
425
00:42:53,874 --> 00:42:58,041
Don't ask, or I will leave you alone
426
00:42:58,249 --> 00:43:04,249
No, my baby, I will be keep quite
427
00:43:36,832 --> 00:43:39,374
That's why people said
you can't judge people from outlook
428
00:43:39,374 --> 00:43:42,291
And men dick are not measurable
429
00:43:42,291 --> 00:43:46,874
Mr. May, you are not strong enough
430
00:43:48,041 --> 00:43:50,582
It doesn't matter, trust me, I can help you
431
00:43:50,582 --> 00:43:54,041
I will cook you some nutritious food,
you'll have puberty again
432
00:43:54,749 --> 00:43:55,957
Really
433
00:43:55,957 --> 00:44:00,582
Of course. You are tall
but your pens is short, what a waste
434
00:44:00,582 --> 00:44:01,666
Follow me
435
00:44:01,666 --> 00:44:02,999
Come on
436
00:44:16,957 --> 00:44:18,541
What are you writing
437
00:44:18,874 --> 00:44:20,791
Damn it
438
00:44:21,832 --> 00:44:25,957
Wrong again.
You should write sex in Ying Chun Club
439
00:44:25,957 --> 00:44:27,916
It's Lustful Club, right
440
00:44:28,124 --> 00:44:31,166
What, what did you say
441
00:44:31,624 --> 00:44:37,249
I mean, writing the incidents happened
in Ying Chun Club
442
00:44:37,874 --> 00:44:39,749
What am I
443
00:44:40,166 --> 00:44:42,249
You are KOO Fung, the hump back
444
00:44:42,499 --> 00:44:43,874
How about me
445
00:44:44,166 --> 00:44:47,457
You are the amazing chef, Choi Kwun lun
446
00:44:47,457 --> 00:44:48,582
Just so little
447
00:44:48,916 --> 00:44:50,082
How about me
448
00:44:50,332 --> 00:44:51,791
You are the pimper
449
00:44:53,374 --> 00:44:55,124
- How about us
- How about us
450
00:44:55,124 --> 00:44:58,249
All of you are the hookers
451
00:44:58,374 --> 00:44:59,791
Damn it
452
00:44:59,874 --> 00:45:04,041
Mr. May, no matter what. I'll support you
453
00:45:06,082 --> 00:45:08,041
What do you want
454
00:45:08,041 --> 00:45:10,499
You haven't paid 50 taels to us
455
00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:12,999
I want you to describe
my hairy nipples, different from others
456
00:45:13,499 --> 00:45:16,416
I want myself be different
457
00:45:16,541 --> 00:45:17,874
I don't want to be pimper
458
00:45:17,874 --> 00:45:19,791
We don't want to be hookers
459
00:45:19,791 --> 00:45:20,707
What
460
00:45:21,124 --> 00:45:24,124
You have to change the posts
of everyone, it'll be funny
461
00:45:24,374 --> 00:45:26,832
Unlimited fun of sex, that'd be great
462
00:45:26,832 --> 00:45:30,166
Attractive stories
463
00:45:30,499 --> 00:45:33,416
And some foul language must be added
464
00:45:33,416 --> 00:45:37,582
Love scenes, and be abstract,
it'll be all the go then
465
00:45:38,457 --> 00:45:42,457
I am yours, just write anything you want
466
00:45:46,207 --> 00:45:50,041
I am a scholar, I have my own principles
467
00:45:50,416 --> 00:45:54,416
How can I write something heartless
468
00:45:55,457 --> 00:45:57,416
Do you have to shit
469
00:45:57,416 --> 00:45:58,291
Of course yes
470
00:45:58,291 --> 00:46:00,916
So, do you have to eat
471
00:46:00,916 --> 00:46:01,999
Sure
472
00:46:01,999 --> 00:46:04,124
You want food, so you have to work
473
00:46:04,124 --> 00:46:05,832
Of course
474
00:46:05,832 --> 00:46:07,957
Let me provide your living
475
00:46:07,957 --> 00:46:10,457
You can't even provide your own living
476
00:46:10,457 --> 00:46:12,707
The title of the book must be attractive
477
00:46:12,707 --> 00:46:14,249
Call it "Sex in bed"
478
00:46:14,249 --> 00:46:15,791
No, it's rude
479
00:46:16,457 --> 00:46:17,541
That's right
480
00:46:18,416 --> 00:46:19,499
"Sex bible", OK
481
00:46:19,499 --> 00:46:21,749
No way, it's not cultured
482
00:46:22,207 --> 00:46:25,666
Call it "Sex and Zen",
do you know how to write it
483
00:46:25,666 --> 00:46:28,207
Sure I do
484
00:46:28,624 --> 00:46:30,207
I can't imagine that
485
00:46:30,499 --> 00:46:32,582
One lives for shifting
486
00:46:33,041 --> 00:46:35,832
So you have to sacrifice your own principle
487
00:46:37,457 --> 00:46:40,541
Sister Yim-fong, you are the boss lady
488
00:46:40,541 --> 00:46:43,707
You are kind-hearted, doing decent business
489
00:46:44,749 --> 00:46:50,332
Koo Fung, you are a monk, respectable by people
490
00:46:51,207 --> 00:46:57,666
Choi Kwun-lun, you are a hero who save the poor
491
00:46:57,666 --> 00:46:58,749
Good
492
00:46:58,749 --> 00:47:00,124
Koo Zen
493
00:47:00,374 --> 00:47:03,999
You are a celebrity,
you know very well about sex technique
494
00:47:05,541 --> 00:47:11,082
Shui-chu, Heung-wan,
you are sisters serving the same husband
495
00:47:11,082 --> 00:47:15,832
And the other girls are all decent girls
496
00:47:15,832 --> 00:47:19,291
This novel is called "Sex and Zen"
497
00:47:19,499 --> 00:47:21,374
Bravo
498
00:47:22,541 --> 00:47:28,124
This book containing numerous sex stories
499
00:47:28,457 --> 00:47:31,791
It'll be popular
500
00:47:31,916 --> 00:47:33,957
Bravo
501
00:47:35,916 --> 00:47:39,166
Sister Yim-fong, I have a small request
502
00:47:39,582 --> 00:47:40,791
Go ahead
503
00:47:41,082 --> 00:47:45,832
Can Shui-chu and Heung-wan
be my maid while I am writing
504
00:47:46,291 --> 00:47:47,957
No problem
505
00:47:48,624 --> 00:47:54,916
We have raped you for ages,
now it's turn of you to rape
506
00:48:33,582 --> 00:48:35,124
Bravo
507
00:48:36,582 --> 00:48:40,874
Women is easy to be flattered,
just few posts can make her happy
508
00:48:42,416 --> 00:48:46,082
Man is easy to be flattered,
Applause could make him happy
509
00:48:46,082 --> 00:48:47,124
Just like kids
510
00:48:47,124 --> 00:48:48,124
Yes
511
00:48:53,249 --> 00:48:54,332
This way
512
00:48:54,666 --> 00:48:55,374
Right here
513
00:48:55,374 --> 00:48:56,499
Over there
514
00:48:57,249 --> 00:48:58,332
Come on
515
00:48:58,582 --> 00:49:00,041
Come on, this way
516
00:49:00,082 --> 00:49:01,416
I am here, catch me, this way
517
00:49:01,416 --> 00:49:02,707
At your back
518
00:49:08,416 --> 00:49:12,041
Donate sperm for the country. Amazing bag
519
00:49:13,916 --> 00:49:16,666
Uncle, please give me one
520
00:49:31,249 --> 00:49:35,457
You go in first, I am going to buy a bag
521
00:49:44,874 --> 00:49:46,416
Look, it's pretty
522
00:49:57,624 --> 00:50:00,916
000, 003 died when they carried out mission
523
00:50:01,749 --> 00:50:04,666
I come to give you a hand
524
00:50:05,457 --> 00:50:06,707
God knows
525
00:50:09,249 --> 00:50:10,791
Did you wife allow it
526
00:50:13,416 --> 00:50:19,499
No, from your rosy cheeks,
I can tell you are having an affair
527
00:50:20,791 --> 00:50:22,957
I just donate myself for the country
528
00:50:23,082 --> 00:50:25,457
Did you donate spe...
529
00:50:25,749 --> 00:50:26,957
How come
530
00:50:26,957 --> 00:50:31,291
I am married, how can I betray her
531
00:50:31,832 --> 00:50:34,791
Well, your wife has come to you
532
00:50:34,791 --> 00:50:36,624
She said it's urgent
533
00:50:36,957 --> 00:50:38,207
What's the matter
534
00:50:40,207 --> 00:50:44,041
But, it's time of investigation,
you can't do anything private
535
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:46,999
You are an elite of us
536
00:50:46,999 --> 00:50:48,707
What have you discovered
537
00:50:53,916 --> 00:50:59,249
This proves the crimes the hookers
and the lechers committed
538
00:50:59,582 --> 00:51:03,999
I've wasted much effort to draw it out
539
00:51:05,999 --> 00:51:10,624
There is no name, no signature.
How can you send it to court
540
00:51:10,832 --> 00:51:11,957
Sorry
541
00:51:12,374 --> 00:51:14,207
What else
542
00:51:14,416 --> 00:51:18,666
The want me to write a sex novel
543
00:51:18,832 --> 00:51:22,666
They want me to do this and that, I am bored
544
00:51:22,666 --> 00:51:24,541
Boss is always right
545
00:51:24,541 --> 00:51:28,041
In order to finish your mission,
just tolerate it
546
00:51:28,207 --> 00:51:29,166
Got you
547
00:51:29,166 --> 00:51:32,541
Take care, see you
548
00:51:37,416 --> 00:51:41,499
Remember, don't make any mistake,
you'll have bright future
549
00:51:57,291 --> 00:51:58,832
He will come back tonight
550
00:52:27,374 --> 00:52:29,207
Honey
551
00:52:29,457 --> 00:52:32,582
Hubby, I miss you very much
552
00:52:32,582 --> 00:52:34,166
- Honey
- Hubby
553
00:52:34,791 --> 00:52:38,207
That's what I've predicted, you are back
554
00:52:39,332 --> 00:52:41,207
You've improved a lot
555
00:52:41,832 --> 00:52:44,124
What's that
556
00:52:45,249 --> 00:52:49,916
This is good stuff,
this charm is to keep my husband's heart
557
00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:51,332
I always divine for you
558
00:52:51,332 --> 00:52:54,332
From the diagrams,
it's said you would come back tonight
559
00:52:57,957 --> 00:53:00,499
Why do I smell fragrance from your body
560
00:53:02,791 --> 00:53:05,749
Why there is hair on your body
561
00:53:05,749 --> 00:53:11,249
Your hubby is now risking his life
562
00:53:11,249 --> 00:53:19,124
To investigate among beasts and evils
563
00:53:19,124 --> 00:53:23,749
I just sticked to their body odor and hair only
564
00:53:25,541 --> 00:53:29,249
Look at him, his look so dull
565
00:53:29,999 --> 00:53:33,332
You can tell how much he has sulfured
566
00:53:34,124 --> 00:53:37,207
Hubby, what a hard time to you
567
00:53:37,207 --> 00:53:39,082
Why don't you quit
568
00:53:39,124 --> 00:53:40,207
No way
569
00:53:40,707 --> 00:53:45,707
For my country, how can I give up
570
00:53:46,624 --> 00:53:47,999
- Right
- That's right
571
00:53:48,166 --> 00:53:51,707
Why, do you look for me. Anything urgent
572
00:53:51,874 --> 00:53:55,957
I've got a diagram saying
that you would be back, but you didn't
573
00:53:55,957 --> 00:53:57,666
So I worry so much
574
00:53:58,291 --> 00:54:01,916
you will mess up my job
575
00:54:01,916 --> 00:54:03,624
That's right
576
00:54:03,666 --> 00:54:05,582
You'd better go back earlier
577
00:54:05,582 --> 00:54:08,041
Wish you would gain triumph as soon as possible
578
00:54:08,041 --> 00:54:09,416
Yes madam
579
00:54:11,041 --> 00:54:12,416
Freeze
580
00:54:17,957 --> 00:54:21,041
I am still worrying
581
00:54:21,041 --> 00:54:23,457
I worry that
582
00:54:24,041 --> 00:54:26,291
you and your dick will be in danger
583
00:54:28,874 --> 00:54:29,957
I've got it
584
00:54:31,041 --> 00:54:33,749
This armor is to protect your dick
585
00:54:33,749 --> 00:54:36,999
Once you wear it,
you will be protected from any attack
586
00:54:36,999 --> 00:54:42,124
Once you have any evil thought, or any reaction
587
00:54:51,041 --> 00:54:55,332
You can't move.
Until it returns to normal condition
588
00:54:58,374 --> 00:55:00,416
Will my dick break
589
00:55:00,624 --> 00:55:04,666
If it's broken, I can have no fun, you nuts
590
00:55:07,624 --> 00:55:10,666
How can a man wear this
591
00:55:11,249 --> 00:55:13,916
Don't you want to
give up your wife for the country
592
00:55:44,999 --> 00:55:46,707
Honey, may I go now
593
00:55:50,541 --> 00:55:53,874
As I think there is still something wrong
594
00:55:56,707 --> 00:56:00,791
You are too handsome looking, so
595
00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:03,374
So what
596
00:56:03,749 --> 00:56:05,624
So
597
00:56:38,207 --> 00:56:39,957
Why there is a monk
598
00:56:43,499 --> 00:56:44,791
Bald head
599
00:56:45,749 --> 00:56:47,374
I love it
600
00:56:47,999 --> 00:56:50,332
Get lost your bitch
601
00:56:50,582 --> 00:56:51,832
Who is it
602
00:56:51,874 --> 00:56:53,082
Who are you
603
00:56:53,791 --> 00:56:55,374
Don't you know me
604
00:56:56,957 --> 00:57:01,291
I can find my self respect from your eyes
605
00:57:08,582 --> 00:57:18,624
No evil though, no
606
00:57:19,999 --> 00:57:22,041
Are you Kuen Lo-set
607
00:57:22,749 --> 00:57:24,499
I admire you so much
608
00:57:24,499 --> 00:57:25,957
Really
609
00:57:26,207 --> 00:57:27,874
May I have your autograph
610
00:57:28,166 --> 00:57:29,624
What's this
611
00:57:29,624 --> 00:57:32,874
This is ... information collected
612
00:57:32,874 --> 00:57:33,874
information
613
00:57:33,874 --> 00:57:35,416
Come on
614
00:57:35,832 --> 00:57:38,082
You said you are critic
615
00:57:38,082 --> 00:57:39,791
Don't you even know this
616
00:57:39,791 --> 00:57:41,499
What's this
617
00:57:41,916 --> 00:57:44,082
This is picture
618
00:57:44,374 --> 00:57:45,541
Picture
619
00:57:48,541 --> 00:57:50,749
it's great, Miss Ping Ping
620
00:57:51,041 --> 00:57:52,499
Please sign for me
621
00:57:52,499 --> 00:57:54,374
Sign, it's great
622
00:57:58,249 --> 00:58:01,457
It's your turn, do you want to be famous
623
00:58:01,457 --> 00:58:02,832
I'm famous enough
624
00:58:02,832 --> 00:58:04,957
Do you want to stay with me
625
00:58:05,374 --> 00:58:06,707
Sign it
626
00:58:07,416 --> 00:58:08,749
Alright
627
00:58:14,457 --> 00:58:16,416
Just so simple
628
00:58:21,457 --> 00:58:24,249
Mister, please sign
629
00:58:32,374 --> 00:58:33,749
Please sign
630
00:58:34,332 --> 00:58:36,291
Damn it, we are illiterate
631
00:58:36,374 --> 00:58:38,291
How dear you come to hookers then
632
00:58:38,291 --> 00:58:40,457
How can you be hooker then
633
00:58:41,166 --> 00:58:42,541
Fingerprint
634
00:58:51,624 --> 00:58:53,457
I don't have fingers
635
00:58:55,166 --> 00:58:57,416
Well, let me help you
636
00:59:22,082 --> 00:59:23,457
Yours is not small
637
00:59:25,874 --> 00:59:26,957
How about you
638
00:59:27,832 --> 00:59:29,541
Disgusting
639
00:59:47,374 --> 00:59:49,582
So bad. Let's go
640
00:59:52,957 --> 00:59:55,291
Why did you peep at my pornography drawing
641
00:59:56,124 --> 00:59:58,666
I am looking for mood to write
642
00:59:58,666 --> 01:00:01,082
Just ask us to demonstrate for you
643
01:00:02,416 --> 01:00:03,499
Come on
644
01:00:20,291 --> 01:00:21,707
Draw now
645
01:00:52,457 --> 01:00:53,874
No reaction
646
01:00:55,332 --> 01:00:56,999
Little dicky, don't be naughty
647
01:01:21,791 --> 01:01:24,457
God, help me
648
01:02:51,416 --> 01:02:53,624
Change come on, change
649
01:02:58,749 --> 01:03:01,624
What's wrong. Not only shaving my head
650
01:03:01,624 --> 01:03:03,416
I am forced to wear this evil thing too
651
01:03:03,416 --> 01:03:05,124
This is for woman
652
01:03:05,124 --> 01:03:06,666
Damn it
653
01:03:07,916 --> 01:03:10,999
Damn it
654
01:03:17,582 --> 01:03:20,666
Mister, do you want to
donate sperm for the country
655
01:03:21,041 --> 01:03:22,749
Are you teasing me
656
01:03:22,749 --> 01:03:25,582
I have to wear this evil thing,
how can I donate sperm
657
01:03:26,707 --> 01:03:27,874
Bitch
658
01:03:29,624 --> 01:03:31,291
000, are you insane
659
01:03:32,374 --> 01:03:34,374
Boss, it's you
660
01:03:35,166 --> 01:03:37,707
Sorry, I am sorry
661
01:03:38,624 --> 01:03:39,374
That way
662
01:03:39,374 --> 01:03:40,124
Yes
663
01:03:43,374 --> 01:03:47,499
000, 002 were dead
when that are doing their missions
664
01:03:49,624 --> 01:03:51,999
When did you achieve this armor
665
01:03:52,082 --> 01:03:55,291
No, this is for patience tolerance
666
01:03:57,707 --> 01:04:01,666
Boss, can we change another secret code
667
01:04:03,582 --> 01:04:05,791
It's necessary
668
01:04:06,166 --> 01:04:07,874
Change it to "Get the fame for the country
669
01:04:07,874 --> 01:04:11,249
No, how can a useless dick
get the fame for the country
670
01:04:11,249 --> 01:04:13,041
You are right
671
01:04:13,041 --> 01:04:14,999
Make it "To Patience for the country"
672
01:04:16,082 --> 01:04:17,416
Thank you boss
673
01:04:17,416 --> 01:04:19,207
Any progress
674
01:04:28,291 --> 01:04:29,749
Can you make it
675
01:04:30,832 --> 01:04:32,207
Not bad
676
01:04:33,082 --> 01:04:35,374
Boss, I have as problem
677
01:04:35,374 --> 01:04:36,457
Go ahead
678
01:04:39,207 --> 01:04:42,291
During our investigation
679
01:04:42,291 --> 01:04:45,457
Can we fall in love
680
01:04:46,291 --> 01:04:49,249
I have experienced that too. I understand it
681
01:04:49,249 --> 01:04:52,791
I remember once I disguised as Taoist
to work in a red night zone
682
01:04:52,791 --> 01:04:54,791
1 slept with 7 women a night
683
01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:58,416
But, there isn't any true love between hookers
684
01:04:59,207 --> 01:05:02,791
003 and 002 died
685
01:05:02,791 --> 01:05:05,832
Better try your best, your turn will come soon
686
01:05:07,374 --> 01:05:08,916
My turn
687
01:05:08,916 --> 01:05:13,291
I don't mean dying, I mean the promotion
688
01:05:13,916 --> 01:05:15,416
Thank you for your encouragement
689
01:05:15,416 --> 01:05:18,832
Do your best, you have bright future
690
01:05:20,207 --> 01:05:21,541
Better take this way
691
01:05:24,582 --> 01:05:25,874
I will go that way
692
01:05:38,374 --> 01:05:43,749
Mister May,
I've cooked some ginseng soup for you, drink it
693
01:05:44,166 --> 01:05:46,624
Let me sign first, then, let's drink together
694
01:14:25,999 --> 01:14:27,832
Mister May, have you waken yet
695
01:14:29,457 --> 01:14:31,041
Give it back to me
696
01:14:33,416 --> 01:14:34,707
Please let me use it
697
01:14:38,249 --> 01:14:39,666
How come
698
01:14:39,957 --> 01:14:42,207
You must have drink the drugs
of Sister Yim-fong,
699
01:14:42,416 --> 01:14:43,499
Drugs
700
01:15:00,249 --> 01:15:02,666
Will the secret be hidden here
701
01:15:02,666 --> 01:15:03,916
What do you want
702
01:15:05,041 --> 01:15:05,999
Why do you follow me
703
01:15:05,999 --> 01:15:08,416
I am asking you. What do you want
704
01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:13,041
I just want to see what you have eaten
to achieve beautiful skin
705
01:15:13,624 --> 01:15:19,624
I heard that you can't make love
706
01:15:20,124 --> 01:15:23,499
In Ying-chun Club,
only two kinds of people who can't make love
707
01:15:23,499 --> 01:15:24,499
Which two kinds
708
01:15:24,499 --> 01:15:26,457
One, dead people
709
01:15:26,457 --> 01:15:28,874
Second, dead people too
710
01:15:29,791 --> 01:15:31,666
You are wrong, I saved that for you
711
01:15:31,666 --> 01:15:33,541
Are you kidding
712
01:15:35,624 --> 01:15:44,041
To my mind, you are the beauty of the beauties
713
01:15:44,291 --> 01:15:48,374
I am the man of the men
714
01:15:48,832 --> 01:15:52,082
So, we are perfect match
715
01:15:52,082 --> 01:15:53,249
Wrong
716
01:15:53,541 --> 01:15:56,207
It's a very perfect match
717
01:15:57,249 --> 01:16:00,041
Better come now, come on
718
01:16:00,624 --> 01:16:01,499
Come on
719
01:16:03,707 --> 01:16:06,124
I haven't seen any man who is so afraid of me
720
01:16:06,124 --> 01:16:07,582
No way
721
01:16:07,582 --> 01:16:08,874
What are you afraid of
722
01:16:08,874 --> 01:16:10,207
No way
723
01:16:16,874 --> 01:16:17,791
Who is it
724
01:16:17,791 --> 01:16:20,249
Stop, come back
725
01:16:21,791 --> 01:16:23,666
Who are you. What are you doing
726
01:16:23,749 --> 01:16:26,582
Nothing, I have just come across this house
727
01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:31,249
I felt a sense of place and job,
so ll come in and take a look
728
01:16:32,374 --> 01:16:35,124
From your outlook
729
01:16:35,124 --> 01:16:37,416
I can felt fortune from reading face
730
01:16:38,291 --> 01:16:42,041
Bravo...you are the boauty of beauties
731
01:16:42,291 --> 01:16:45,791
People always say
that I am beauty of the beauties
732
01:16:50,041 --> 01:16:51,207
It's you
733
01:16:52,374 --> 01:16:54,166
Do you know each other
734
01:16:56,124 --> 01:16:57,666
Of course
735
01:17:00,624 --> 01:17:01,749
Senior
736
01:17:04,832 --> 01:17:05,999
Junior
737
01:17:06,624 --> 01:17:09,416
That's why you spoke in the same way
738
01:17:09,874 --> 01:17:13,166
From your rosy cheeks
739
01:17:13,707 --> 01:17:15,624
Are you falling in love
740
01:17:15,624 --> 01:17:18,707
I have this armor, how can I make love
741
01:17:19,749 --> 01:17:24,707
I would like to talk
with my junior about our school
742
01:17:25,124 --> 01:17:26,957
Junior, this way
743
01:17:31,082 --> 01:17:33,999
Honey, why do you come here
744
01:17:33,999 --> 01:17:35,124
From the sortilege
745
01:17:35,124 --> 01:17:37,916
I am told that you are in trouble,
so I come to save you
746
01:17:38,041 --> 01:17:40,041
You are fooling me instead
747
01:17:40,041 --> 01:17:44,916
I live well in this place, I am fine
748
01:17:44,916 --> 01:17:47,791
Go back now
749
01:17:48,707 --> 01:17:50,957
Do you have any evil thought
750
01:17:52,791 --> 01:17:58,249
You gave me that armor. Of course I am final
751
01:17:58,249 --> 01:17:59,249
Really
752
01:17:59,499 --> 01:18:00,749
I swear
753
01:18:08,416 --> 01:18:10,041
It's hard
754
01:18:12,749 --> 01:18:15,957
Oh my God. How can they do
such thing in a prostitutes house
755
01:18:15,957 --> 01:18:17,541
What's wrong
756
01:18:18,041 --> 01:18:19,416
I'll forgive you
757
01:18:19,916 --> 01:18:21,582
Alright, I am leaving
758
01:18:23,832 --> 01:18:28,499
Wait, take this book to my boss
759
01:18:28,499 --> 01:18:29,791
Isn't it written by you
760
01:18:30,999 --> 01:18:32,291
It's evidence
761
01:18:45,124 --> 01:18:47,499
What have you just done with her
762
01:18:48,582 --> 01:18:51,666
We are studying Kung Fu
763
01:18:51,666 --> 01:18:55,749
She taught me that,
longer the life, lessen the sex
764
01:18:56,166 --> 01:18:59,416
So, I am so sorry make it next day
765
01:19:03,124 --> 01:19:04,499
No sex
766
01:19:26,207 --> 01:19:27,499
Anyone here
767
01:19:29,332 --> 01:19:30,499
No
768
01:21:33,707 --> 01:21:36,374
Quiet, this is great stuff
769
01:21:37,666 --> 01:21:42,874
Yu Heung, the blind, virginity guaranteed
770
01:21:43,082 --> 01:21:44,499
Don't worry your tattoo
771
01:21:44,499 --> 01:21:46,416
Don't worry you are ugly looking
772
01:21:46,416 --> 01:21:49,207
once you screw her,
you would become a great guy
773
01:21:49,457 --> 01:21:51,416
Offer your price as soon as possible
774
01:21:52,791 --> 01:21:56,749
I will send you aphrodisiac as gift
775
01:21:58,166 --> 01:22:03,207
You will find how enjoyable sex life is
776
01:22:03,207 --> 01:22:05,041
Alright, the auction starts
777
01:22:05,041 --> 01:22:08,374
Basic price, a tael, each call for ten taels
778
01:22:08,374 --> 01:22:10,499
Come on, offer your price now
779
01:22:10,916 --> 01:22:12,041
One tael
780
01:22:12,582 --> 01:22:13,916
May I ask
781
01:22:13,916 --> 01:22:16,124
No, I mean Mr. May offers one tael
782
01:22:18,291 --> 01:22:20,582
Mister May, do you have money
783
01:22:20,874 --> 01:22:23,249
Not now, but yes in future
784
01:22:23,249 --> 01:22:25,582
I will pay later
785
01:22:25,582 --> 01:22:28,832
Damn it. How can you pay later for a virgin
786
01:22:28,832 --> 01:22:33,082
No, I'd like to take something out
from my room, I'll come out later
787
01:22:33,166 --> 01:22:34,416
Damn it.
788
01:22:37,082 --> 01:22:38,916
Mister Kuen offers 10 taels
789
01:22:39,291 --> 01:22:40,999
Mr. Lee, 20 taels
790
01:22:42,124 --> 01:22:44,374
Mr. Cheung, 30 taels
791
01:22:45,291 --> 01:22:46,457
One hundred taels
792
01:22:46,791 --> 01:22:48,916
Mister May tries to offer again
793
01:22:48,957 --> 01:22:50,207
300 taels
794
01:22:52,791 --> 01:22:54,916
That gentleman offers 300 taels
795
01:22:55,082 --> 01:22:57,166
Damn it, how dare you fight with me
796
01:23:03,249 --> 01:23:04,457
Five Hundred taels
797
01:23:04,499 --> 01:23:07,207
Mr. Kuen offers 500 taels
798
01:23:08,707 --> 01:23:09,707
One thousand taels
799
01:23:09,707 --> 01:23:10,707
Are you crazy
800
01:23:11,207 --> 01:23:13,541
This gentleman offers a thousand
801
01:23:13,666 --> 01:23:17,499
For the first time, second time, third time
802
01:23:17,499 --> 01:23:20,666
Deal, please pay before going to her room
803
01:23:21,041 --> 01:23:23,124
So expensive is the blind
804
01:23:23,124 --> 01:23:25,166
I wish I was born to be blind
805
01:23:32,332 --> 01:23:33,541
Mister, please help yourself
806
01:23:33,541 --> 01:23:34,666
Thank you
807
01:23:53,249 --> 01:23:54,166
What are you doing here
808
01:23:54,166 --> 01:23:55,541
What are you doing
809
01:23:55,541 --> 01:23:57,166
I am collecting information
810
01:23:57,166 --> 01:23:58,874
I read your book
811
01:23:58,874 --> 01:24:02,082
Don't you think you can write
then you can become a writer
812
01:24:02,082 --> 01:24:04,791
Don't you think you can talk
SO you can become a critic
813
01:24:04,791 --> 01:24:06,457
Damn you
814
01:24:06,457 --> 01:24:09,499
You cheap critic
815
01:24:09,499 --> 01:24:14,499
You'd read the whole book,
then list out the bad and good points
816
01:24:14,499 --> 01:24:19,124
To let the readers determine
whether he should read or not
817
01:24:19,124 --> 01:24:22,082
You haven't read the whole book but criticize
818
01:24:22,082 --> 01:24:24,249
So, who will write in future
819
01:24:24,249 --> 01:24:26,207
You make those trash be main characters
820
01:24:26,207 --> 01:24:29,749
Cheap doesn't mean good, damn you
821
01:24:30,124 --> 01:24:34,041
Any character can be written nice
822
01:24:34,041 --> 01:24:38,249
Not only those well educated guys
can write good books
823
01:24:38,249 --> 01:24:38,874
Damn it
824
01:24:38,874 --> 01:24:40,374
Go and eat shit
825
01:24:44,957 --> 01:24:46,166
Where is it
826
01:24:48,916 --> 01:24:50,416
No hurry
827
01:24:50,416 --> 01:24:52,249
Behave yourself
828
01:24:52,249 --> 01:24:56,374
Mister, you are gentleman like
829
01:24:56,374 --> 01:24:59,957
I am Yu Heung may I know your name
830
01:25:01,666 --> 01:25:02,832
May
831
01:25:02,832 --> 01:25:04,541
May again
832
01:25:04,916 --> 01:25:09,166
Miss, you are nice looking
833
01:25:09,166 --> 01:25:10,916
I think you would have bright future
834
01:25:10,916 --> 01:25:14,999
Mister, you are flattering me, I'm your now
835
01:25:14,999 --> 01:25:16,374
Forget it
836
01:25:20,791 --> 01:25:23,916
Mister, why did you react severely
837
01:25:27,082 --> 01:25:31,874
Nothing, I can tell from you bones that
838
01:25:31,874 --> 01:25:33,832
You will have extraordinary experience later
839
01:25:33,999 --> 01:25:36,541
Mister May, you are pleasing me
840
01:25:36,916 --> 01:25:38,041
I wanna drink some water first
841
01:25:38,041 --> 01:25:40,124
It'll be quick please wait
842
01:25:41,291 --> 01:25:43,582
It's predestined for me
to have affair with these named May
843
01:25:49,791 --> 01:25:52,541
Honey, listen to me, in fact
844
01:25:53,666 --> 01:25:55,041
You are here
845
01:25:55,374 --> 01:25:56,957
Why are you here
846
01:25:56,957 --> 01:25:58,541
I come to send you medicine
847
01:25:58,624 --> 01:25:59,332
Medicine
848
01:25:59,332 --> 01:26:00,582
Aphrodisiac
849
01:26:01,291 --> 01:26:03,874
It's not done by me, it's from the boss lady
850
01:26:06,499 --> 01:26:08,332
Quiet
851
01:26:08,499 --> 01:26:10,749
What's the matter
852
01:26:10,832 --> 01:26:13,166
Please keep an eye on her for me
853
01:26:13,166 --> 01:26:13,957
That girl
854
01:26:13,957 --> 01:26:15,541
- Yes, look at her
- Alright
855
01:26:16,291 --> 01:26:19,332
Mr. May, what are you waiting for
856
01:26:29,624 --> 01:26:31,582
Honey, why are you here
857
01:26:31,582 --> 01:26:34,249
Did you learn
that I am in danger from your charm
858
01:26:34,416 --> 01:26:37,416
No, In my dream,
I saw you holding girls in your arms
859
01:26:37,416 --> 01:26:38,916
And studying from your rosy cheeks
860
01:26:38,916 --> 01:26:40,499
That's why I come to see you
861
01:26:40,499 --> 01:26:42,249
God know, the blind attracted you
862
01:26:42,249 --> 01:26:45,416
You've misunderstood that,
I am just investigating a case
863
01:26:46,457 --> 01:26:47,416
Tolerate for the country
864
01:26:47,416 --> 01:26:48,332
Right
865
01:26:48,582 --> 01:26:49,541
Tolerate for the country
866
01:26:49,541 --> 01:26:50,499
Yes
867
01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:53,749
Donate sperm for the country too
868
01:26:53,749 --> 01:26:57,416
I haven't. not any
869
01:26:57,416 --> 01:27:00,207
Our code is "Tolerate for the country,
donate sperm for country"
870
01:27:00,207 --> 01:27:01,207
Right
871
01:27:02,832 --> 01:27:04,832
So, you are
872
01:27:05,207 --> 01:27:07,707
I am the secret agent, one one one
873
01:27:08,749 --> 01:27:11,416
001 died during his mission
874
01:27:11,874 --> 01:27:14,374
So, I am recruited by your boss
875
01:27:59,707 --> 01:28:01,832
My entertainment fee is ten thousand
876
01:28:01,832 --> 01:28:04,541
Plus this secret weapon, fountain pen
877
01:28:04,541 --> 01:28:08,666
My code is "Donate virginity for country"
878
01:28:08,749 --> 01:28:10,082
No way
879
01:28:17,207 --> 01:28:18,624
Go on
880
01:28:19,874 --> 01:28:22,082
Mr. May, why did you react severely
881
01:28:22,082 --> 01:28:25,332
Why all Mister Mays
reacted severely when they made love
882
01:28:32,624 --> 01:28:34,207
- Honey
- You betrayed me
883
01:28:36,541 --> 01:28:38,582
Why did I fall for such kind of people
884
01:28:38,582 --> 01:28:41,041
Don't you believe me
885
01:28:42,416 --> 01:28:45,249
You must trust this armor, see
886
01:28:50,499 --> 01:28:51,457
Protecting armor
887
01:28:51,457 --> 01:28:52,499
Iron clothe
888
01:28:55,207 --> 01:28:59,124
Are you practicing kung-fu again.
Mr. Senior and Ms. Junior
889
01:28:59,582 --> 01:29:00,832
Senior and junior
890
01:29:01,082 --> 01:29:02,249
I don't know
891
01:29:03,207 --> 01:29:05,624
Damn it, I am a man of the world I am not blind
892
01:29:05,624 --> 01:29:07,749
She disguised as man
893
01:29:08,249 --> 01:29:11,707
Don't move, I am secret agent number 000
894
01:29:11,707 --> 01:29:13,666
You are under arrest
895
01:29:15,416 --> 01:29:20,124
Don't move, I am secret agent number 111
896
01:29:20,457 --> 01:29:22,999
You are under arrest
897
01:29:23,874 --> 01:29:25,624
You are under arrest
898
01:29:25,624 --> 01:29:29,499
Damn it. You bastard
899
01:29:33,291 --> 01:29:35,207
It's finished
900
01:29:36,374 --> 01:29:37,999
Losing advantage again
901
01:29:39,374 --> 01:29:41,624
How can you be turned on
during such emergency moment
902
01:29:42,457 --> 01:29:45,166
- Don't move
- I want to arrest you
903
01:29:45,166 --> 01:29:48,166
- Damn you baldhead. I don't want your care
- Don't move, I want to arrest you
904
01:29:48,166 --> 01:29:48,749
Go
905
01:29:48,749 --> 01:29:50,582
I want you to arrest all of you
906
01:30:03,916 --> 01:30:05,624
No way, something is needed
907
01:30:11,541 --> 01:30:12,874
Edible as well as for external use
908
01:30:15,416 --> 01:30:16,749
Watch my sword stance
909
01:30:16,749 --> 01:30:17,499
Don't pull me
910
01:30:17,499 --> 01:30:18,749
Avalokitesvara On Lotus
911
01:30:18,749 --> 01:30:20,166
Why did you pull me
912
01:30:22,541 --> 01:30:23,582
Old bustard
913
01:30:27,499 --> 01:30:28,457
Seekers
914
01:30:31,041 --> 01:30:32,582
Lutanist's finger
915
01:30:34,457 --> 01:30:35,249
Drum hanging on dragon boat
916
01:30:35,249 --> 01:30:37,166
Pimper, lecher
917
01:30:37,166 --> 01:30:39,124
Pimper is hitting Lecher
918
01:30:44,374 --> 01:30:45,832
Are you Choi Kwun-lun
919
01:30:45,832 --> 01:30:47,291
Feeling happy or not
920
01:31:01,666 --> 01:31:02,832
Lecher bit others
921
01:31:15,082 --> 01:31:16,291
Beauty pulling cart
922
01:31:17,791 --> 01:31:19,291
Game over inside
923
01:31:19,457 --> 01:31:21,457
Why stop fighting
924
01:31:21,457 --> 01:31:22,791
Get lost
925
01:31:23,957 --> 01:31:26,124
Our "Sex and Zen" is published
926
01:31:28,749 --> 01:31:31,249
Our book published
927
01:31:33,416 --> 01:31:34,749
How are you
928
01:31:36,332 --> 01:31:37,499
Let me see
929
01:31:39,582 --> 01:31:41,082
I want to see it too
930
01:31:42,791 --> 01:31:43,832
What
931
01:31:44,207 --> 01:31:46,999
I married May Yeung-sung
and have a son with him
932
01:31:46,999 --> 01:31:49,582
I just appeared in the beginning and the ending
933
01:31:49,957 --> 01:31:52,374
I am a lustful monk. So bad
934
01:31:57,332 --> 01:32:01,332
Lam Sheung-Yee.
Why the author is Lam Sheung Yee
935
01:32:01,999 --> 01:32:04,832
Are you called May Yeung-sung
936
01:32:04,832 --> 01:32:08,082
I am not Lam Sheung-yee,
I am called May Yeung-sung
937
01:32:08,082 --> 01:32:09,416
Yes
938
01:32:10,957 --> 01:32:13,624
Who is Lam Sheung Yee
939
01:32:13,666 --> 01:32:15,457
Who is Lam Sheung Yee
940
01:32:16,041 --> 01:32:17,957
None of my business
941
01:32:17,957 --> 01:32:20,874
Most important of all is fun
942
01:32:21,207 --> 01:32:22,791
Who is Lam Sheung Yee
943
01:32:22,791 --> 01:32:23,874
Shut up
944
01:32:24,374 --> 01:32:26,166
I am Lam Sheung Yee
945
01:32:26,457 --> 01:32:28,624
Are you Lam Sheung Yee
946
01:32:29,041 --> 01:32:31,499
I am Lam Sheung Yee of course
947
01:32:31,707 --> 01:32:34,332
So, why is Lam Sheung Yee
involved in "Sex and Zen"
948
01:32:34,332 --> 01:32:36,332
Lam Sheung Yee is my pen name
949
01:32:36,624 --> 01:32:40,291
Your club is suspected to sell infancy girls
950
01:32:40,291 --> 01:32:44,874
Force girls to be prostitute,
and sell aphrodisiac
951
01:32:44,874 --> 01:32:48,624
You are poisoning the society,
violating social peace
952
01:32:48,957 --> 01:32:50,041
- Men
- Yes
953
01:32:50,166 --> 01:32:51,582
Take them back
954
01:32:51,582 --> 01:32:52,916
Let me go
955
01:32:52,916 --> 01:32:54,332
None of my business. Don't arrest me
956
01:32:54,332 --> 01:32:55,541
No, don't arrest me
957
01:32:55,541 --> 01:32:58,832
Don't go. Let's play
958
01:32:59,249 --> 01:33:00,916
You are so capable
959
01:33:02,249 --> 01:33:03,874
Lecher, you're capable
960
01:33:04,457 --> 01:33:05,457
Capable
961
01:33:15,624 --> 01:33:16,957
Let's go
962
01:33:18,041 --> 01:33:19,582
Let's go
963
01:33:25,416 --> 01:33:29,707
Boss, why the author of the book
becomes Lam Sheung Yee
964
01:33:30,916 --> 01:33:34,832
Your handwriting are ugly looking,
you had poor spellings too
965
01:33:34,832 --> 01:33:36,791
I corrected many of your mistakes
966
01:33:36,957 --> 01:33:39,416
So, I changed the author's name too
967
01:33:39,416 --> 01:33:41,499
Men, I wrote that book
968
01:33:41,499 --> 01:33:43,791
I am your boss
969
01:33:43,874 --> 01:33:46,832
You are still young, you still have chance
970
01:33:46,832 --> 01:33:48,332
Just let me take this advantage
971
01:34:01,624 --> 01:34:03,207
What's that noise
972
01:34:04,082 --> 01:34:07,041
Report sir, there are two naked people
973
01:34:07,041 --> 01:34:07,749
Men
974
01:34:07,749 --> 01:34:08,582
Yes
975
01:34:08,832 --> 01:34:10,291
Get them back
976
01:34:10,291 --> 01:34:11,207
Yes
977
01:34:11,207 --> 01:34:11,957
Get up
978
01:34:11,957 --> 01:34:15,457
Why do you arrest me. I am blind
979
01:34:16,916 --> 01:34:17,916
Com out
980
01:34:18,749 --> 01:34:20,582
So funny. Game over here
981
01:34:22,999 --> 01:34:25,249
You have to thank me
982
01:34:25,249 --> 01:34:27,041
I sent your book to His Majesty
983
01:34:27,041 --> 01:34:28,832
His Majesty said that was an amazing book
984
01:34:28,832 --> 01:34:31,999
He asked the Royal publishing unit
to publish it for us
985
01:34:31,999 --> 01:34:34,832
Now, it's all the go. You gained fame and money
986
01:34:34,832 --> 01:34:36,999
You gained fame and money
987
01:34:36,999 --> 01:34:41,041
I will grant you three days leave,
after that, report duty at once
988
01:34:41,041 --> 01:34:43,582
Boss, I decided to resign
989
01:34:43,582 --> 01:34:44,707
How come
990
01:34:44,707 --> 01:34:46,749
We are in need of secret agent
991
01:34:46,749 --> 01:34:50,457
002, 003, 001 were all dead
992
01:34:50,707 --> 01:34:53,874
I promised Cher to live ordinary life
993
01:34:53,874 --> 01:34:57,082
From now on, I will write more books
994
01:34:57,082 --> 01:34:58,749
What book do you want to write
995
01:34:58,749 --> 01:35:00,041
It's about the monkey Sun Ng-hung
996
01:35:00,041 --> 01:35:01,541
That's my real name
997
01:35:01,541 --> 01:35:06,457
Right, it's a story telling how Sun
messed up the Spider's cave
998
01:35:18,707 --> 01:35:19,791
Go ahead
63645
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