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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Would you teach me
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What's bringing this on?
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how to throw a baseball?
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You Coach Ballard?
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I don't know.
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That'd be me.
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My daughter's here to try out.
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She made the team.
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Congratulations.
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And Meemaw got a
date with the coach.
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I was married for 18 years,
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and I got to tell you,
those were the two best years
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of my life.
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Practice running late?
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Yeah.
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The Sparks kid got himself
stuck in the bathroom.
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How'd that happen?
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Well, the door's a push
and he was a-pulling.
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Look at him out there.
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Billy's my grandson.
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Oh.
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I am so sorry. I...
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I mean, not that
he's your grandson.
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I'm just...
I'm-a stop talking now.
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I'm messing with you.
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Well...
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You got me, all right.
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Ah, no.
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That one's mine over there.
Evan.
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Oh, i-isn't that
the coach's grandson?
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Uh-huh.
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So you must be
Coach Ballard's ex-wife?
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Yeah. Why?
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No reason.
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Growing up, I had an aversion
to any type of group.
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For example, rock groups.
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I'll restrict my drug use
to Rolaids, thank you.
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Group costumes.
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I'll tell you who really didn't
have a heart: my mother,
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for making me wear
a funnel on my head.
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But of all the groups
I didn't like,
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by far the worst was...
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Group projects.
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Yeah. You heard me.
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This would be
a lot more fun with margaritas.
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What isn't?
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Then you'd love the way
I ran the PTA.
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And you'd love the way
I show up at church.
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You're fun.
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We ought to go out
for drinks one night.
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I'll give you my number.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, well...
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All right. I'm around
tomorrow if you're free.
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Uh, sure.
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You should
know something, though.
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Um, I'm kind of
dating your ex-husband.
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You waited till now to tell me?
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You're sneaky. I like that.
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That is not the feedback
I usually get.
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Well, since we're being honest,
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I knew who you were
the whole time.
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That's why I came over here.
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Damn. Nicely played.
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So we're still on for drinks?
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Oh, hell yeah.
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Yeehaw.
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Can't we just
do this individually?
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Why are you complaining? I'm the
one stuck working with a kid.
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Hey. When it comes to physics,
I'm practically a coot.
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Which is an old person word
for someone who's old.
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Tell him.
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It is.
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Let's just go
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to a coffee shop
and get this over with.
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I can't go now. I have to get
home for my bath and bedtime.
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Which is also something
an old person does.
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That we do.
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Can I at least switch groups?
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Sorry. I assigned this project
because it's important
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for scientists to learn
how to collaborate.
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If we must work together,
here's my proposal.
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I do everything by myself
and put their names on it.
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No.
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What's going on?
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Dr. Sturgis is forcing us
to collaborate.
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Oh...
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And we wanted to
get it done tonight,
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but apparently there's a
bedtime and shower conflict.
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Bubble bath.
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Oh, right, it's bath night.
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How about we work
in my dorm tomorrow?
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Um, I don't know
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if a dormitory is the right
environment for someone his age.
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If you're worried
about the beer-drinking,
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Dad has thoroughly
desensitized me.
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How about you all
come work at our house?
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I guess
if that's our only option.
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It'll be fun. I'll make food.
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You can even bring your laundry.
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That actually would be great.
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Now this man's soiled underpants
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will be in my kitchen.
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Thank you.
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I-I just don't understand
why you want to go out with her.
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You don't? She seems like fun.
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Well, yeah, she is,
until you marry her
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and then you find her sleeping
upside down in the closet.
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No, I mean,
seriously.
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You don't think
that having drinks
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with my ex-wife
is a little weird?
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You went camping with John.
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Oh, it was weird.
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Trust me.
Learn from me.
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She spent 18 years with you.
I'd rather learn from her.
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So you can dig up
a little dirt on me?
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Mm, yeah.
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Well, let me spoil it, then.
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She's gonna tell you
about the time
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I had a little too much
to drink on Halloween
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and I ended up puking
in my son's candy bucket.
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I bet she tells it better.
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Then there was the time
we had a fight
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Damn.
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and I locked her out
in a hailstorm.
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But in my defense, when I locked
her out it, it was raining.
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The hail was heaven-sent.
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You're a charmer.
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So...
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You didn't do anything you
regret when you were married?
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Oh, lots of stuff.
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Feel free to grab a shovel
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and go have some drinks
with my dead husband.
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Oh, that's dark.
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Not as dark as my secrets.
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Oh, you-you... You are so hot.
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Ooh, chocolate chip.
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Just one. The rest
are for Sheldon's friends.
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Yep.
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Go where?
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Ready to go?
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The mall.
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What happened to
asking for permission?
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I asked Dad.
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You know that doesn't count.
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That's what he said.
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Bye.
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Love you.
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Keith, Sam, come in.
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Sheldon, your friends are here.
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Let me put
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that laundry in for you.
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Oh, thank you.
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None for you?
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That's okay.
I can do my own laundry.
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Oh. Okay.
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Hello, Sam, Keith,
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big bag of dirty underpants.
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Hey, there.
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I hope you don't mind,
I started without you.
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Not at all.
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Is this one for me or am I gonna
be carrying you home tonight?
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It's all yours.
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Cheers.
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I like your blouse.
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Oh, you do?
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Truth be told,
I changed my outfit three times.
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For little old me?
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Well, I've never gotten drinks
with a boyfriend's ex-wife.
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Do you try to look hot
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or do you try to look like
you're not trying?
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Well, clearly, you went for hot.
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I wasn't even trying.
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I think we can explain
the additional electrons
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if we assume the barrier
has a slope to it.
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That won't work.
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Okay, well,
what if the electrons
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We need to consider
that the electrons
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are a product of...
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are actually
moving backwards
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in time.
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No, that math's
gonna take forever.
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Let's just do it my way.
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Can you write on the board?
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You probably have
the best handwriting.
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Why? Because I'm a girl?
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I'm sure it's better than mine.
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I only learned to write
six years ago.
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Well, we've covered football
and grandkids...
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Our favorite Golden Girl.
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Did not peg you for a Dorothy.
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What have we left out?
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Hmm. I don't know.
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Maybe we've run out
of stuff to talk about.
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Oh, wait. We forgot
about your ex-husband.
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The one you're dating.
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Ah...
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What do you want to know?
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Well, I know not to piss him off
during a hailstorm.
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He told you that?
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He wanted to throw himself
under the bus
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rather than let you push him.
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Well, did he tell you that I was
naked when he locked me out?
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No! Why did he do that?
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'Cause I was trying
to hit him with a golf club.
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What were you doing naked
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with a golf club in a hailstorm?
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Uh, you know, it was the '70s.
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I remember. What else you got?
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Hey, there's my man!
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The doctor's in the house!
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Hello, y'all!
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Oh, boy.
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Hey!
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Connie!
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Hey, John.
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How?
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We used to date.
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So you dated him and Dale?
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You don't have a type, do you?
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What are you doing here?
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Me? What are you doing here?
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Well, this is where
I hang out now.
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I grade papers,
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I chat with the other patrons.
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The people who like to bet on
football rub my head for luck.
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John, this is June.
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June.
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Hi.
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After Juno, wife of Jupiter
and queen of the gods.
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No, after the fact that my mom
got knocked up in June.
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Ribald! Wonderful.
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So, um,
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how do you two know each other?
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Well, June here, actually,
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is Dale's ex-wife.
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And I am Connie's ex-boyfriend.
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Is that fun or weird?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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All right, something's
not working out here.
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Perhaps it's the way
you're pacing.
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Pick a number of steps
and stick to it.
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Maybe it's because
you two aren't helping.
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Oh, really? But I'm writing
with my prettiest handwriting.
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Hey!
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Don't be a child.
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Oh, you were talking to her.
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Who wants pigs in a blanket?
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Actually, do you have coffee?
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I just made a pot,
help yourself.
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Anything I could get you?
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I need a cigarette.
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So how's it going?
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Great. Now that
those two are gone,
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I can finally
get some work done.
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They call it
"Hot Dog on a Stick,"
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but that's not the only food
on a stick they sell.
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It's not?
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They also got
cheese on a stick.
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Oh, no.
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You hiding
from that guy?
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No.
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Oh, I get it,
you like him.
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Shut up.
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00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:32,965
Aren't you a little young
for that?
268
00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,426
How old were you
when you started liking girls?
269
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,720
Buh-bye. Bye.
270
00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:40,389
Hey, everybody,
free drinks on the house!
271
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,891
Dang.
272
00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,893
Way older than you.
273
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:47,229
Doesn't matter,
he doesn't like me anyway.
274
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,607
Sorry.
275
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,861
I liked it better when you
wanted to marry ALF.
276
00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:56,113
I still kind of do.
277
00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:59,867
So you went camping with Dale?
How'd that go?
278
00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:02,370
Oh, I hesitate
to speak ill of him...
279
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,038
I divorced him.
Say what you want.
280
00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:06,874
Then, it was terrible.
281
00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:06,874
Ah-ha!
282
00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:08,834
All right, come on, let's talk
about something else.
283
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,252
Okay.
284
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,921
A lot of people here
like to talk about the game.
285
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:14,256
Really? You speak sports now?
286
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:18,677
I sure do. Check this out.
287
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:23,057
Hey, ref! I suggest you
go back to referee school
288
00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:27,144
and this time
pay attention in class!
289
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,939
You tell him, Doc.
290
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,273
You're a doctor?
291
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,067
He has his PhD in physics,
292
00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:36,654
but his specialty
is quantum chromodynamics.
293
00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:39,115
Wow, that sounds interesting.
294
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:42,076
Oh, it is. And I would
tell you more about it,
295
00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:44,829
but I'm lucky I remembered
the quantum chromodynamics.
296
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:48,124
And you didn't even
have to rub his head.
297
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:52,420
Well, it's here
if the mood strikes.
298
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:54,797
Ugh, come on, Bucky,
299
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,924
try throwing it to someone
on your own team.
300
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:58,092
Is that the Aggie game?
301
00:11:58,175 --> 00:12:01,804
Yeah, we're down by ten.
302
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,639
You like A&M?
303
00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,975
I was raised a Cornhusker,
but when in Texas...
304
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:10,729
Huh, science and sports?
Didn't know that was a thing.
305
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,649
It is possible to be a scientist
and a normal guy.
306
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:17,653
May your team be victorious!
307
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,699
Not my experience.
308
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,998
I brought you
some coffee.
309
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,541
You don't have to keep
waiting on us.
310
00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:33,294
I'm sorry, is there a problem?
311
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:39,008
I'm just frustrated.
312
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:39,008
Is it Sheldon?
313
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:42,678
It's Sheldon and Keith and
every other guy in our field,
314
00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:44,346
which is basically
everyone.
315
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,681
There were only
three other women
316
00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:47,975
and one of them just dropped out
to get married.
317
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:50,019
Oh, good for her.
318
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:53,147
O-Or bad, bad for science,
bad for women.
319
00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,733
None of the guys in my class
take me seriously,
320
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:58,068
and honestly, it doesn't help
when women like you
321
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,154
run around doing their laundry
and making them snacks.
322
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:02,907
I'm just being
a good host.
323
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,034
Yeah, and raising another boy
to think that all women
324
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,411
are just notetakers
and mommies.
325
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:11,081
I'm sorry I'm making life
so hard for you.
326
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,503
And for your
information,
327
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,755
Sheldon does not
look down on women,
328
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:21,091
he looks down
on everyone.
329
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,182
Friday the
Thirteenth Part VIII:
330
00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:30,726
Jason Takes Manhattan
might be the best one.
331
00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:35,898
Muppets also took Manhattan.
There he is again.
332
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,858
Why don't you
go talk to him?
333
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,903
Are you crazy?
Look how beautiful he is.
334
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,698
Sorry, the only guy
I'm calling beautiful is me.
335
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,243
And maybe David Hasselhoff.
336
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:53,499
I understand that you want to be
appreciated for what you do,
337
00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:54,458
but so do I.
338
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,419
This is my home
and taking care of my family
339
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,130
is the choice that I've made,
and I am proud to do it.
340
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,966
Okay.
341
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:04,760
It is okay.
342
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:08,389
And I am sorry
if me baking cookies
343
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:09,640
says something bad
about women,
344
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:12,476
but if you think that Sheldon
is difficult to work with now,
345
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,562
you should try him
with low blood sugar,
346
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,814
he is a monster.
347
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:18,816
Someone's got to be
in charge,
348
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:21,110
but when you step up and do it,
everyone gets upset.
349
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:24,613
So your problem is
a woman's mad at you
350
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,115
and Sheldon thinks you're dumb?
351
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:29,076
Yeah.
352
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:29,076
Welcome to my life, friend.
353
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:29,952
W-What do I do?
354
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:33,163
You-you quit complaining.
355
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,040
You're young, you're smart,
356
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,126
you're not
tied down.
357
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,837
This is as good as it gets.
358
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:40,921
It is?
359
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,339
Yes.
360
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,758
I wish I was 20 again.
361
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,219
Eating and drinking
and being skinny.
362
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:50,139
Now go back in there,
finish your project,
363
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,099
and get your ass
to a keg party.
364
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,019
Go!
365
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,438
Somehow,
my parents calmed everyone down
366
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,148
and got us back on track.
367
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,983
We listened
to each other's thoughts,
368
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,110
and we worked as a team...
369
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,154
for almost four whole minutes.
370
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,156
All right, that doesn't
make any sense.
371
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,157
Because you don't understand it.
372
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,325
It makes total sense, Keith.
373
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,286
Please, just take
your underpants and go.
374
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,666
Just say hi,
keep it casual,
375
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,293
pretend like you
don't care that much.
376
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,170
But I care the most.
377
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,504
See, that's gonna
freak him out.
378
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,798
How do you know?
379
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,798
'Cause it's freaking me out.
380
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,092
Now go.
381
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,902
No touching!
That's right, you heard me!
382
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:52,409
Hello?
383
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,036
Hi, Connie.
384
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,204
Hi, John.
385
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:58,707
It was a nice surprise
running into you the other day.
386
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,000
It was.
387
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,585
Anyway, question:
388
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:05,506
Do you think your friend June is
interested in me romantically?
389
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:08,050
Oh, I...
390
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,594
Gee, I don't know.
391
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:12,721
I only ask because
I'm not good at knowing
392
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,431
what other people are feeling.
393
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:15,599
I'm aware.
394
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,560
So could you ask her for me?
395
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,560
No.
396
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,230
You're right,
I should probably do it myself.
397
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,523
Can I have her number?
398
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:26,402
Well, you won over a whole bar,
399
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,570
maybe you could
win over June, too.
400
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:34,410
Hello?
401
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,537
Hi, June. John Sturgis here.
402
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,789
We met the other day.
403
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:42,626
I'm, uh, the scientist
who won over the whole bar.
404
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,586
Oh, sure, I remember you.
405
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,256
Good, good. Anyway,
406
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:50,801
I was wondering if you had
any romantic interest in me.
407
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:53,053
Well, you don't
beat around the bush, do you?
408
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,596
In medieval times,
409
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,267
hunters used to hire men
to beat the area around bushes
410
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:02,813
with sticks in order
to flush out game, so no,
411
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,648
I guess I don't do that.
412
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,942
John,
413
00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:09,653
you're a really sweet guy,
414
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,697
but I didn't feel like
415
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,575
we had that kind of connection.
416
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:17,578
Oh. I see.
417
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:18,996
I'm sorry.
418
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,999
No, that's all right. Um...
419
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,459
You know, the truth is,
420
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,628
I'm-I'm still kind of
heartbroken over Connie,
421
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,964
and, uh, I was hoping if
422
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,632
someone else liked me,
423
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,594
it might make it hurt less.
424
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:36,638
Well, I don't know
either one of you very well,
425
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,308
but I wouldn't write off
Connie just yet.
426
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,478
Why? Did she say something?
427
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,814
No, but, uh, it's just the way
she looked at you.
428
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,317
See? That's what
I'm terrible at.
429
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,235
How do you people do it?
430
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:53,155
Look, I know she's
with Dale right now,
431
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,157
but we were married
for a long time.
432
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,868
Trust me,
he's gonna screw this up.
433
00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:01,955
Follow up question: Should I
mention any of this to Connie?
434
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,041
Mm, I wouldn't.
435
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,877
Excellent. Bye.
436
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,174
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