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Now, listen up,
we've got an election to run,
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under the strict supervision of
heavily-medicated octogenarians.
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I'm gonna need to see three forms of ID.
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12 if you're a Democrat.
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Homer, get down here.
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Your vote for president has
never been more important.
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- That's today? Hmm?
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So vague.
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You'll get down here this minute
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if you care about the
three things you love most.
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Are you picturing the kids?
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Yes, honey mustard.
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Hmm, let's see.
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I know who I want for all
the judges and propositions.
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But president... that's a stumper.
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Can I write in Judge Judy?
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You're hesitating over president?
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Dad. By all that's decent,
how could you forget
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everything that's happened
the last four years?
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- Hmm.
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I don't know.
Not sure what you're talking about.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, that one was just funny.
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Hmm.
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That was bad.
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That was worse.
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Someone made that up.
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Yike.
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I got to do something.
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- Hmm, hmm, hmm...
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Who you gonna make fun of now,
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late night comics?
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You slept all day?
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- You didn't vote?
- Hey, how bad could it be?
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You owe me a new pair of glasses.
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Aah! That's what I get
for voting for Kanye!
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Uh-oh.
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Bart, have you finished packing
your old toys for charity?
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Almost. I just want a
minute to say goodbye.
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Oh, mm, of course.
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Goodbye.
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♪ You put a dent ♪
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♪ In me ♪
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♪ You soaked my head in pee ♪
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♪ Then you set my feet on fire ♪
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♪ And you threw me
under your front tire ♪
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♪ I'm basically an invalid ♪
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♪ Boy, you are a rotten kid ♪
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♪ I know everything you did ♪
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♪ Yeah, you are a rotten kid ♪
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♪ You got no redeeming qualities. ♪
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Did you enjoy saying
goodbye to your toys?
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Oh, yeah. I'm a real sweetie.
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Yes, you are.
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So, as your reward...
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The new Radioactive Man action figure!
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With real radioactivity!
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Oh, thanks, Mom.
"Just keep away from scrotum."
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Uh, Grampa, where's your scrotum?
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Mm, I think it's in my other pants.
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Huh.
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- Finally, a sweet and kind boy of my own.
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Sweet and kind?
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He's the reason Jack
won't come out of his box.
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Is he out there?
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Why don't you see for yourself?
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Crank it back! Crank it back!
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Want more proof?
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Meet Over-Stretched Arm-Long,
Tickled-Out Elmeaux,
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and Headless Malibu Stacy.
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Hey, creep. My eyes are down here.
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Hey, hey, Radioactive Man,
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there's a bomb in that safe
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and you're the only one
who can disarm it.
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Piece of cake.
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Uranium cake.
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Bart, you have to see this.
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They just dumped some mail on the street
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and there's mail blowing everywhere.
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Insides melting.
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Decals loosening.
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I will have my rev...
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Homer, always put a paper towel over...
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It's wine time.
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His accessories will go to his widow.
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His widow was a monkey?
Eh, love is love.
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We've got to fight back.
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When I'm through with him,
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his teeth will be sold separately.
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Even you hate him,
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gift that was never unwrapped?
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Oh. So much anger.
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I always thought you
were just a sweater.
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Hey! Ow! Oh!
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We now return to The Swellest Slum,
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the musical romp starring
Debbie Reynolds as Rosie,
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the Puerto Rican seamstress.
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Don't tell me we have to walk
through all the booze bags
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in the Irish district.
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And we won't be showing
that movie anymore.
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Coming up next on TCM, nothing.
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Where am I? Who are you?
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My toys. You're alive?
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Bart Simpson,
I'm gonna do what clowns do best:
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kill.
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Look, guys,
I would have never treated you bad
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if I'd known you had feelings.
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You treat me bad
and you know I have feelings.
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You're in on this, too?
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They've got Puppy Goo Goo!
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They don't "have me." I ran away, loser.
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Ow! Ooh!
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Ay, caramba!
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Whoa, Malibu Stacy?
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That's Dr. Malibu Stacy to you.
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I specialize in... plastic surgery.
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You kill like a girl.
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Bart? Bart?
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What happened to you?
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I'm Bart Simpson.
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Let's watch what you want to watch.
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Aah!
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Well, it's pretty straightforward.
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Bart's bones are Tinkertoys,
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he has a Build-A-Bear heart
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and his brain is Pop Rocks
and Silly Putty.
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How did this happen?
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Don't ask, don't Mattel.
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Bart, son, speak to me.
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I'm Bart Simpson.
I love my mother and father.
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Oh! We've lost him.
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- No!
- No.
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♪ This is the end of Bart ♪
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♪ He lost his human parts ♪
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♪ Now he's nothing
but a big ol' toy ♪
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♪ Lost his chance
to be a human boy ♪
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♪ He's sweet and kind ♪
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♪ But he's got no mind ♪
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♪ This is the end of Bart ♪
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♪ This is the end of Bart ♪
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- ♪ Happy trails, Bart. ♪
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Y'ello?
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Homer, where are you?
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It's Halloween and we need the candy.
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Who ate all the candy?
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Got to get more candy.
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Advil?
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Hmm.
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Trick or treat.
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Advil? You know what this means.
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Hey, you kids did say "trick or treat,"
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so, uh, it's totally legal.
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No candy? No candy.
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Aren't you supposed
to be fattening us up?
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I like my children stringy and tough.
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No one's allowed in here!
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Then what are you doing in here?
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You're right.
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Want some more, punk?
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Listen, machine, there's no evidence
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that you contain any candy
or take any money.
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But desperate times call
for something something.
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The fact that you won't take my quarter
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proves you have candy.
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Hey, Boo Boo,
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let's go steal a picnic meal.
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- Who the heck are you?
- I'm Homer-Barbera,
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a-smarter than the average Homer.
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You sound just like
an actor named Art Carney.
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Don't tell his estate.
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Oh, I'm ever so sorry.
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Who are you?
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I'm Disney Princess Homer.
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Okay, from now on, you just sing.
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♪ D'oh. ♪
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Heavens, uh, to Murgatroyd.
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What's Murgatroyd?
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A-nobody knows.
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Konnichiwa!
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This case is gonna be
like Homer's skull:
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hard to crack and not much inside.
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Of all the wonders a
multiverse might reveal,
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ours is giving us
multiple Homer Simpsons.
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Six versions of the local loudmouth
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are terrorizing the town.
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Family-style buffets have
been emptied of everything
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except salad.
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The bowling alleys have been overbowled.
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And the library?
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Untouched.
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Then they attended a hockey game.
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Krusty Burger has had to look
for other sources of meat.
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Hey! What's this new gig I'm going to?
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Because...
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They even started a doo-wop group.
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♪ Lollipop, lollipop ♪
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♪ Oh, lolli, lolli-la ♪
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♪ Lollipop ♪
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♪ Ba-dum-bum-bum. ♪
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We've got to bring those Homies here,
where they'll be safe.
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How you gonna do that?
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Well, I'll be!
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Which one of you will
give your old dad a hug?
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- Not me.
- Not me.
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Not me.
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Hell no!
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Hmm. I wonder if this has anything to do
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with that quantum flash
of celestial energy.
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Little girl,
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people might understand
you better if you sang.
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♪ Look at this ♪
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♪ A flash in the sky ♪
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Oh, brother.
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♪ Will it open up ♪
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♪ And drop me a guy? ♪
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♪ I want to be where
the Twinkies are ♪
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Dad!
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♪ Where the fruit pies lie ♪
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♪ And the Ding Dongs do it ♪
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Fine.
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♪ Dad ♪
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♪ You tore a hole in the
space-time continuum ♪
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♪ Allowing Homers from
other dimensions ♪
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♪ To seep into ♪
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♪ Our universe. ♪
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Happy Halloween-o, neighborino.
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Eat lead, Ned.
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I forgive you!
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♪ Eat ♪
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♪ The bacon. ♪
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- Megatron.
- Pass the potatoes.
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This is so hard,
feeding all of you at once.
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Yeah? Try following them all
into the bathroom.
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Why, you little...
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Dad, by Harlan Ellison's law
of circular storytelling,
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all of you Homers have to
get back to the nuclear plant
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and recreate the energy burst
that brought you here.
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- Or what?
- You're gonna die!
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Again and again and again and again.
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That doesn't sound so bad.
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And again.
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Quarter. Quarter. Quarter.
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Not so fast.
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Exit-a, stage left.
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I can't let you close the portal.
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It's the ultimate form of
cheap undocumented labor.
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Sure, you get a couple of these.
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But it's worth it.
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You can't stop us, corpse blossom.
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There's one of you and six of us.
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Really? Would you like to count again?
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Burnsiverse versus Homerverse.
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And the Smitherverse to nod
and take copious notes.
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Excellent.
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Each of you is more evil than the last.
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But I'm still the richest, right?
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In my dimension,
271
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you're Smithers' sidekick.
272
00:14:14,476 --> 00:14:16,176
Oh! In that case...
273
00:14:26,722 --> 00:14:28,722
Finally. I'm with the only Homer
274
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I ever wanted.
275
00:14:30,893 --> 00:14:32,492
Say, sweetheart,
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park your lips in this garage.
277
00:14:34,229 --> 00:14:36,429
Mmm...
278
00:14:37,766 --> 00:14:40,166
Heavens to Marge-atroyd!
279
00:14:40,269 --> 00:14:43,403
Exit-a, stage right!
280
00:14:44,573 --> 00:14:45,805
Oh...
281
00:14:49,203 --> 00:14:52,683
- ♪ Gotta up, gotta get out, gotta get home ♪
- _
282
00:14:52,785 --> 00:14:54,452
- ♪ Before the morning comes ♪
- _
283
00:14:54,554 --> 00:14:56,787
- ♪ What if I'm late, got a big date ♪
- _
284
00:14:56,889 --> 00:14:59,857
- ♪ Gotta get home before the sun comes up. ♪
- _
285
00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:01,859
Dear log, at midnight,
286
00:15:01,961 --> 00:15:04,729
I turn nine, halfway to adulthood.
287
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,665
Am I ready to put Night Night Moon
288
00:15:07,767 --> 00:15:10,167
in the hand-me-down box?
289
00:15:13,639 --> 00:15:16,140
Lisa! We're about to cut the cake!
290
00:15:16,242 --> 00:15:18,275
Come down before your
father steals some icing
291
00:15:18,378 --> 00:15:20,377
- with his finger!
- Too late!
292
00:15:21,535 --> 00:15:23,114
Buck up, former kiddo.
293
00:15:23,216 --> 00:15:26,450
You just have to get through
another disappointing party.
294
00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:27,618
Yay.
295
00:15:34,327 --> 00:15:35,593
Oh...
296
00:15:36,314 --> 00:15:38,096
_
297
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,566
- Worm. Snake.
- _
298
00:15:42,668 --> 00:15:44,635
Cigar. Two-by-four.
299
00:15:44,737 --> 00:15:46,203
Huh?
300
00:15:46,305 --> 00:15:47,872
Nice party, Lisa.
301
00:15:47,974 --> 00:15:50,641
Didn't realize the
theme was being a loser.
302
00:15:50,743 --> 00:15:53,611
My party is not full of losers.
303
00:15:53,713 --> 00:15:55,679
I can burp magic.
304
00:15:57,949 --> 00:15:59,450
Somebody kill me now.
305
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,019
Oh!
306
00:16:06,395 --> 00:16:08,259
Oh, my God! I'm alive!
307
00:16:08,361 --> 00:16:10,027
It must have been a dream.
308
00:16:10,129 --> 00:16:12,596
Lisa! We're about to cut the cake!
309
00:16:12,698 --> 00:16:14,865
Come down before your
father steals some icing
310
00:16:14,957 --> 00:16:15,966
with his finger!
311
00:16:15,968 --> 00:16:17,134
Too late!
312
00:16:18,371 --> 00:16:19,603
- Worm. Snake.
- _
313
00:16:19,705 --> 00:16:21,972
Cigar. Two-by-four.
314
00:16:22,075 --> 00:16:23,140
Huh?
315
00:16:23,242 --> 00:16:24,608
Everything's the same.
316
00:16:24,710 --> 00:16:26,310
Nice party, Lisa.
317
00:16:26,412 --> 00:16:27,578
Didn't realize the theme was...
318
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:28,746
Save it, Sherri.
319
00:16:28,848 --> 00:16:30,147
I'm not a loser.
320
00:16:30,249 --> 00:16:32,349
How did she know what I was gonna say?
321
00:16:32,452 --> 00:16:34,718
- Are we that predictable?
- Are we that predictable?
322
00:16:35,304 --> 00:16:37,188
I changed what happened.
323
00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:40,524
Which means I can change my fate.
324
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,226
Sorry, Milhouse.
325
00:16:43,463 --> 00:16:45,830
My inside's full of owies!
326
00:16:45,932 --> 00:16:47,565
Okay, you killed a kid.
327
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:51,469
You better do really well
on the written portion.
328
00:16:52,056 --> 00:16:54,238
How do you like me now, karma?
329
00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:56,273
We need to talk.
330
00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:58,409
Not now. I just escaped death.
331
00:16:58,511 --> 00:16:59,810
Oh! It's so exhilarating.
332
00:16:59,912 --> 00:17:02,713
I can grow up and create a cure for...
333
00:17:05,871 --> 00:17:07,852
Oh. Back at the same beginning?
334
00:17:07,954 --> 00:17:09,186
Okay. Okay.
335
00:17:09,288 --> 00:17:10,554
I can solve this, I can solve this,
336
00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:12,150
I can solve this!
337
00:17:18,598 --> 00:17:20,197
Okay. To repeat,
338
00:17:20,299 --> 00:17:23,300
I can solve this.
339
00:17:27,907 --> 00:17:29,039
Lisa!
340
00:17:29,142 --> 00:17:30,608
I know! I know!
341
00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:32,610
Dad's gonna steal some icing!
342
00:17:32,712 --> 00:17:34,712
- Too late!
- Got to talk fast.
343
00:17:34,714 --> 00:17:35,913
We're both caught in
repeating time loops
344
00:17:36,015 --> 00:17:37,314
where we die at the end.
345
00:17:37,416 --> 00:17:38,849
I can burp magic.
346
00:17:38,951 --> 00:17:40,451
Take two steps back, Ralph.
347
00:17:40,553 --> 00:17:41,724
Okay.
348
00:17:45,324 --> 00:17:46,357
Trust me.
349
00:17:46,459 --> 00:17:49,059
That helps us on so many levels.
350
00:17:49,162 --> 00:17:51,529
Hey, maybe we're supposed
to work together
351
00:17:51,631 --> 00:17:52,663
to save each other.
352
00:17:52,765 --> 00:17:53,786
Boo-yeah!
353
00:17:57,464 --> 00:17:58,469
I guess that means
354
00:17:58,471 --> 00:18:01,105
I have to throw myself
into the wood chipper?
355
00:18:01,207 --> 00:18:03,240
Okay.
356
00:18:03,342 --> 00:18:04,608
There's other alternatives!
357
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,610
Now you tell me!
358
00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:08,512
♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪
359
00:18:08,614 --> 00:18:12,082
♪ Gotta get home before
the morning comes ♪
360
00:18:12,185 --> 00:18:14,018
♪ What if I'm late, got a big date ♪
361
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:17,621
♪ Gotta get home before
the sun comes up ♪
362
00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:19,290
♪ Up and away, got a big day ♪
363
00:18:19,392 --> 00:18:20,724
♪ Sorry can't stay ♪
364
00:18:20,826 --> 00:18:22,326
♪ I gotta run. ♪
365
00:18:22,428 --> 00:18:24,628
That's what I forgot to screw in.
366
00:18:25,631 --> 00:18:26,730
I'm glad we don't stay dead,
367
00:18:26,832 --> 00:18:28,666
but this is getting pretty annoying.
368
00:18:28,768 --> 00:18:30,901
- We need help.
- Yes, we do.
369
00:18:31,003 --> 00:18:32,636
And there's one man in town
370
00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:35,105
who can help us with time and eternity.
371
00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:37,808
_
372
00:18:38,878 --> 00:18:40,244
Yes, you've come to the right place.
373
00:18:40,346 --> 00:18:41,979
The temporal loop is simultaneously
374
00:18:42,081 --> 00:18:45,482
the most ambitious and laziest
of the science fiction tropes.
375
00:18:45,585 --> 00:18:47,184
Now, let me look at my black mirror.
376
00:18:47,286 --> 00:18:48,452
That's not a reference.
377
00:18:48,554 --> 00:18:50,554
It's just, uh... It's filthy.
378
00:18:50,656 --> 00:18:53,791
Uh-huh. So, how do we break the cycle?
379
00:18:53,893 --> 00:18:55,492
I can tell you what you seek to know,
380
00:18:55,595 --> 00:18:56,927
but my price is...
381
00:18:57,029 --> 00:18:58,229
One breakfast burrito,
382
00:18:58,331 --> 00:18:59,363
all yolk, double bacon.
383
00:19:00,169 --> 00:19:00,731
How did you...
384
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:03,367
Because this isn't the first
time we've come to you.
385
00:19:03,469 --> 00:19:05,869
We've given you 987 burritos.
386
00:19:05,972 --> 00:19:09,673
Wait, well, let's make it
a round thousand, shall we?
387
00:19:12,178 --> 00:19:13,611
All right. Here you go.
388
00:19:13,713 --> 00:19:17,181
Temporal loops are broken by
being nice in Groundhog Day,
389
00:19:17,283 --> 00:19:19,183
saving the whales in Star Trek IV,
390
00:19:19,285 --> 00:19:21,552
saying "Orange you glad
I didn't say 'banana'?"
391
00:19:21,654 --> 00:19:23,053
in the knock-knock joke.
392
00:19:23,155 --> 00:19:24,822
And in the case of the
movie Edge of Tomorrow,
393
00:19:24,924 --> 00:19:27,057
it was stopped by poor box office.
394
00:19:27,159 --> 00:19:28,525
I suspect Tom Cruise fatigue.
395
00:19:28,628 --> 00:19:31,228
Very... very deadly.
396
00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:33,230
But we've tried all those.
397
00:19:33,332 --> 00:19:35,266
I know this. You two must each
398
00:19:35,368 --> 00:19:37,468
use your special powers
to help the other,
399
00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:40,070
like Superman and Batman.
400
00:19:40,172 --> 00:19:41,538
Okay. I've got it.
401
00:19:41,641 --> 00:19:43,641
My special power is insight,
402
00:19:43,743 --> 00:19:45,476
and my insight into you is
403
00:19:45,578 --> 00:19:47,745
we need to find your missing father.
404
00:19:47,847 --> 00:19:50,881
Or we could just kill Gil.
405
00:19:53,719 --> 00:19:54,985
38-degree angle!
406
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:02,226
We're alive. The loop is broken!
407
00:20:02,328 --> 00:20:05,195
So, I guess we go back
to the way things were.
408
00:20:05,298 --> 00:20:06,697
I'll miss you.
409
00:20:06,799 --> 00:20:08,399
Thank you, Nelson.
410
00:20:08,501 --> 00:20:10,467
You helped me be okay with turning nine.
411
00:20:10,569 --> 00:20:12,202
Once I get out of this loop,
412
00:20:12,305 --> 00:20:14,638
I have the rest of my life ahead of me.
413
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:17,574
And, as usual, I've learned nothing!
414
00:20:20,346 --> 00:20:23,580
Mm, mm, mm!
415
00:20:23,683 --> 00:20:26,650
Mom, I learned something
really important.
416
00:20:26,752 --> 00:20:28,352
No day is ever perfect,
417
00:20:28,454 --> 00:20:31,455
so just enjoy the day that you have.
418
00:20:31,557 --> 00:20:33,891
Happy birthday, Lisa!
419
00:20:34,462 --> 00:20:36,360
I'm finally nine!
420
00:20:36,462 --> 00:20:39,029
And the universe is back to normal.
421
00:20:39,434 --> 00:20:43,434
Now I can watch the food go in and out.
422
00:21:30,782 --> 00:21:32,482
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