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Oh, hey, Dave.
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Oh, hey, Calvin.
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What's wrong?
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It's been a whole three seconds,
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and I'm not thinking
of an excuse to go inside.
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Yeah, we just got a call
from Gemma's sister Brittany.
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She's back in town and
she's on her way over.
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I thought you told me
she was in jail again.
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Well, she was, but
she got out early.
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This time without having
to dress up like a guard.
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You know, that was
pretty impressive,
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making a mustache out of a mop.
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I just figured that we wouldn't
have to see her for a while.
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You know, now that TSA
has banned her
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from every major airline.
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You know, family like her,
they always find a way.
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Last Christmas,
my cousin Daeshawn
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couldn't afford a plane ticket,
so he put himself in a crate
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and shipped himself home.
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I'm just afraid of what
she's gonna want from us now.
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The first thing Daeshawn wanted
was a glass of water.
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You know, she says that she's
turned her life around,
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but it's always
the same thing with her.
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You know, she shows up
looking for a handout,
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her life is a total mess,
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and she expects us
to fix it all.
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[car approaches, door opens]
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Hi, Dave.
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Brittany?
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Here's a hundred bucks
for picking me up.
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I've been banned
from more car services
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than major airlines.
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Wow. Daeshawn didn't show up
like that.
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His legs were asleep and he was
covered in packing peanuts.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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It's so awesome you came
to visit, Aunt Brittany.
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My friends can't believe
I'm related to a TV star.
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Sweetie, being on Locked Up Abroad
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doesn't make you a TV star.
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Maybe not, but being on it
three times does.
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High five.
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Here we go,
drinks for everyone.
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Brittany, I put yours
in a to-go cup in case,
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you know, you need to go.
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Dave, don't be rude.
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But seriously, Brittany,
don't let us keep you.
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Don't worry, guys.
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I know I was a bit of a handful
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last time I was here,
but this trip's different.
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Oh, well, we already know that
because there isn't
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a stolen school bus parked
out on our front lawn.
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You told me to pick Grover up
after school.
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You didn't tell me how.
[chuckles]
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So then, uh, why
exactly are you here?
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I'm in town on a business trip.
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We're not investing.
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I don'’t need investors.
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In fact, I'm in town to meet
some potential clients
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for my new fashion line.
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You started a fashion line?Uh, yeah.
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And you deserve some
of the credit, Gemma.
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Last time you kicked me out,
I realized all those things
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you said to me were true.
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I didn't have a purpose
and I needed to find one.
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Well, we knew school bus
driver was out.
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Anyways, I-I love clothes,
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and I've always been good
at sewing,
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so I decided to go for it.
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And pretty soon
I was selling
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my own designs
at private parties.
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In fact, I'm wearing one of
my best sellers right now.
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[chuckles]Oh, my God.
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You made that?
Dave, isn't this incredible?
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It is.
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Some would say unbelievable.
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Well, believe it, Dave.
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And to prove to you that
I've turned my life around,
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I want to pay you guys back
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for all the money you're
lent me over the years.
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What? Brittany, no, no, no.
This is way too much.
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No, that's right.
I stole a lot, too.
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This is amazing.
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You know what would be
really amazing?
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If this thing actually clears.
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What are you doing, Dave?
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Brittany just gave us a check
for all the money
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that she's borrowed.
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Crazy thing is,
I think it's real.
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Let me see that.
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Damn, for this kind of money
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I'll be your sister-in-law.
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You know, I can't count
the amount of times
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that she has suckered
money out of us.
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Well, you don't have to.
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She wrote 'em all down here
on the memo line.
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I guess I should just be glad
that she paid us back.
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Exactly.
You know what?
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You should take that money and
do something nice for yourself.
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Like taking me out
for a steak dinner.
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Actually, you know,
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I have a better idea.
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Oh, you're gonna
give me the money
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and I can go by myself?
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No.
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You and I are gonna go
to an escape room.
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Oh, come on.
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Not this again.Oh, come on, Calvin.
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I have asked you
a thousand times,
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and you always say no.
Yes.
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Because every time
we're in a room together,
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I want to escape.
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I promise you it's
gonna be fun.
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[sighs]:
Fine, I'll go.
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You know what, in fact,
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maybe we should start
practicing right now.
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Great.
Now, what I'd like...
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Oh, man, he is gonna be
good at this.
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Well, Brittany wasn't lying.
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She's really staying
at the Four Seasons.
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This time in a room
she didn't enter
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through an air-conditioning
duct.
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Well, I got to say
it sounds like your sister's
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really turned over a new leaf.
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Mm, I don't know.
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She's burned me
so many times before.
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Literally, once,
when she torched her car
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for insurance money.
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You know, Gemma,
people can change.
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Calvin used to complain
all the time
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about me getting
too many speeding tickets.
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So you started driving slower?
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Hell no, he just stopped
complaining about it.
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Now, that's change
right there.
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I guess you're right.
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I mean, if she has changed,
and I didn't support her,
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what kind of sister
would I be?
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Exactly.
So be happy for her.
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Like how I am when
I blast over speed bumps
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and catch some air.
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You know what I should do?
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I should host one of
those private parties
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for her fashion line.
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Oh, I like that.
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I could invite some of
my coworkers from school.
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I can bring some of my
friends from the church.
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That'd be fun.
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Oh, perfect.
Brittany will love this.
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I'm gonna call her
right now.
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Or we can drive over
and tell her.
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I could get us there
in seven minutes flat.
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Whoa.
Now, this is an escape room.
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Look at all the saws
and blood splatter.
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It's like we're actually
in a serial killer's basement.
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Dave, we walked through
a P.F. Chang's to get here.
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Hi. My name is Andy,
and I'm your host.
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Welcome to the worst night
of your lives.
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Way ahead of you, pal.
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Now, Calvin, pay attention.
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Everything he says or
does can be a clue.
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Even his name, Andy.
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What's Andy backwards?
Ydna. It's Ydna.
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Would you do me a favor
and grab that chain saw
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and just kill me now?
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Okay, so you've been abducted
by a serial killer.
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No one outside
can hear your screams.
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The killer must have
soundproofed the walls.
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Uh, no, we did after
P.F. Chang's complained.
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You have one hour to escape,
or your friends and family
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will never hear from you again.
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Or you can just give me
a ringy-dingy on this
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if you want to give up.
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Your time starts now.
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Okay, Calvin, am I crazy,
or were his shoes
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on the wrong feet?
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And if they were, what could
that possibly mean?
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Dave, this has got to be
the lamest thing that...
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[thunder booms][electricity crackles]
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DISTORTED VOICE [over speaker]:
Welcome to my little playroom.
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Okay, this ain't funny.
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I'm gonna show you
some of my toys.
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And when I'm done,
you will become
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my second and third victims
of the night.
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Second and third victim?
Who was the first?
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[both cry out]No!
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That-That's it, I'm out.
Give me the walkie-talkie.
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No, Calvin,
we are not giving up.
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We are gonna get out of here
by following the clues.
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It's what Andy
would have wanted.
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Dave...
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you can stay in here
and get murdered,
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but I am going out there and I'm
getting some kung pao chicken.
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[rattles door]
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Give me the walkie!
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No!
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Why the hell did you do that?
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Because you promised
to give this a shot,
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and I'm gonna make sure
that you do.
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[spooky laughter]
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Okay, if you let me out,
I'll give you him.
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[spooky laughter]
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I can't believe
you did this for me, Gemma.
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Of course. I wanted to show you
how proud I am of you.
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[sighs]
Well, it means a lot.
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Even more than that time
you let me live
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in your attic for a month.
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You lived in my attic
for a month?
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Gemma, Brittany,
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I would like you to meet
the pastor's wife
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Sister Sabrina.
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She puts the attitude
in the beatitudes.
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You know, Sister Sabrina,
I used to want to be a nun,
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but then I found out
that they couldn't...Okay, let's get started.
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Uh...
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everyone make yourselves
comfortable.
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First, I want to thank
all of you for coming tonight.
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It means so much to me
to be able to introduce you
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to my sister,
instead of warn you about her.
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Anyway, you guys didn't come
here to listen to me.
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You came to buy
some clothes
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from the hottest new
fashion designer in town.
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Brittany, take it away.
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Thanks, sis.
You're my inspiration.
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And I dedicate
my entire clothing line to you,
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because without you,
this would have been impossible.
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Speaking of impossible...
[chuckles]
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try breaking out of...
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this sexy dungeon harness.
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And if you buy tonight,
I will throw in...
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...this studded spanking paddle
at half price.
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Spank!
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And for anyone that wants
to have a hell of a night,
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this dirty little devil
is up to no good...
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...which is why
she needs to be locked up
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with these furry handcuffs.
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Oh, my Lord.
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Don't worry,
they're a lot more comfortable
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than the ones cops use.
Trust me.
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We have got to do something.
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I am trying to get into heaven,
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and Sister Sabrina
is my referral.
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[grunts]
Okay, uh, well,
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uh, thank you, Brittany.
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That was, uh, very informative.
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Who knew pasties
came in different sizes?
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But I'm not done.
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I haven't even gotten
to the kinky stuff yet.
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Kitchen. Now.
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Fine, but you're not even
holding that right.
250
00:11:31,502 --> 00:11:33,069
What the hell was that?
251
00:11:33,112 --> 00:11:34,810
I told you,
the Dirty Little Devil.
252
00:11:34,853 --> 00:11:37,595
Isn't it cute? It even comes
with a vibrating pitchfork.
253
00:11:37,639 --> 00:11:38,901
[trills]
254
00:11:40,729 --> 00:11:42,687
Ugh.
255
00:11:42,731 --> 00:11:45,255
I can't believe
I let you scam me again.
256
00:11:45,298 --> 00:11:46,604
What are you talking about?
257
00:11:46,648 --> 00:11:47,779
You lied to me.
258
00:11:47,823 --> 00:11:48,867
You said that dress
you wore yesterday
259
00:11:48,911 --> 00:11:50,303
was part of your line.
260
00:11:50,347 --> 00:11:52,741
Everything today was X-rated.
261
00:11:52,784 --> 00:11:54,699
Okay, so was that dress.
The straps are edible.
262
00:11:54,743 --> 00:11:56,005
Two bites and you're naked.
[chuckles]
263
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,310
[mouths]
264
00:11:57,354 --> 00:11:59,573
I didn't know
you were such a prude.
265
00:11:59,617 --> 00:12:01,967
I am not a prude.
266
00:12:02,011 --> 00:12:04,840
But I am a principal, and half
the women out there work for me.
267
00:12:04,883 --> 00:12:07,103
And the other half
are from Tina's church.
268
00:12:07,146 --> 00:12:09,148
Because of you,
she might not get into heaven.
269
00:12:10,149 --> 00:12:11,760
You're overreacting.
270
00:12:11,803 --> 00:12:13,326
It's just lingerie.
271
00:12:13,370 --> 00:12:15,894
You know what?
This is my fault.
272
00:12:15,938 --> 00:12:18,244
I never should have trusted you
in the first place.
273
00:12:18,288 --> 00:12:20,159
I don't even know
why I'm surprised anymore.
274
00:12:20,203 --> 00:12:21,552
Okay, that's not fair.
275
00:12:21,595 --> 00:12:23,075
No, what's not fair
is that no matter
276
00:12:23,119 --> 00:12:25,948
how much I try to support you,
you always let me down.
277
00:12:25,991 --> 00:12:30,517
Oh, my God, nothing I do
is enough for you.
278
00:12:30,561 --> 00:12:32,519
I finally find something
that I am good at,
279
00:12:32,563 --> 00:12:33,999
and it's still
not up to the standards
280
00:12:34,043 --> 00:12:35,522
of Little Miss Perfect.
281
00:12:35,566 --> 00:12:37,742
Which also happens
to be the name
282
00:12:37,786 --> 00:12:39,962
of my crotchless angel outfit.
283
00:12:45,794 --> 00:12:49,232
[sighs] Calvin, I'm reading
the killer's diary,
284
00:12:49,275 --> 00:12:51,713
and based on his
childhood, you know,
285
00:12:51,756 --> 00:12:54,933
I'm starting to think
that he's the real victim here.
286
00:12:55,978 --> 00:12:57,631
Well, skip to the end.
287
00:12:57,675 --> 00:13:00,069
I want to know who kills you
first: him or me.
288
00:13:01,505 --> 00:13:02,985
Okay, Calvin,
289
00:13:03,028 --> 00:13:05,335
you can sit there and keep
complaining, or you can
290
00:13:05,378 --> 00:13:09,121
get into the spirit and help
me solve this last puzzle.
291
00:13:09,165 --> 00:13:10,819
We don't have much time left.
292
00:13:10,862 --> 00:13:14,344
Fine. What do you want me to do?
293
00:13:14,387 --> 00:13:17,086
Okay, start looking for clues.
294
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,783
The door has
a keypad lock on it,
295
00:13:18,827 --> 00:13:21,133
which means we need to search
for a four-digit code.
296
00:13:21,177 --> 00:13:22,918
Okay, while you do that,
297
00:13:22,961 --> 00:13:24,920
I'll just start punching in
random numbers.
298
00:13:24,963 --> 00:13:26,704
No, Calvin, don't.
299
00:13:26,748 --> 00:13:28,706
Doing that could trigger
some sort of trap.
300
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,882
Okay, fine, no random numbers.
301
00:13:30,926 --> 00:13:32,362
I'll try the year I was born.
302
00:13:32,405 --> 00:13:34,364
[beeping]
303
00:13:34,407 --> 00:13:36,583
[device buzzes]
304
00:13:36,627 --> 00:13:38,542
All right, I'll try
the year Tina was born.
305
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,327
Calvin, I'm-I'm
telling you, please.
306
00:13:41,371 --> 00:13:43,416
Listen to me, you're just gonna
make things worse.
307
00:13:43,460 --> 00:13:46,550
Dave, there's no way
I could make tonight any worse.
308
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:47,856
[beeping]
309
00:13:47,899 --> 00:13:49,509
[alarm blaring]
310
00:13:57,300 --> 00:14:00,259
Okay, now, hey,
we don't know this is on me.
311
00:14:02,696 --> 00:14:04,655
I'm so sorry.I had nothing to do with it.
312
00:14:04,698 --> 00:14:06,657
I apologize.It was all her idea.
313
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,833
Please forgive me.I'm offended, too.
314
00:14:12,402 --> 00:14:14,621
I can't believe I let
Brittany do this to me again.
315
00:14:14,665 --> 00:14:16,058
What are you complaining about?
316
00:14:16,101 --> 00:14:18,538
The next dirty devil I see
might be the real one.
317
00:14:18,582 --> 00:14:20,236
And you know what else?
318
00:14:20,279 --> 00:14:23,630
She had the nerve to call me
"Little Miss Perfect."
319
00:14:23,674 --> 00:14:24,893
Which is also the name of her...
320
00:14:24,936 --> 00:14:26,459
Yeah, yeah, I know.
321
00:14:26,503 --> 00:14:29,593
And... what-what
does she even mean by that?
322
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:32,509
I'm "perfect"
just because I was popular
323
00:14:32,552 --> 00:14:34,903
and got good grades
and dated the quarterback?
324
00:14:34,946 --> 00:14:37,253
Damn, you were that girl?
325
00:14:37,296 --> 00:14:39,385
Forget Brittany,
Ihate you right now.
326
00:14:39,429 --> 00:14:40,822
So what?
327
00:14:40,865 --> 00:14:42,649
I'm supposed to feel bad
just because she feels
328
00:14:42,693 --> 00:14:44,477
like she couldn't
compete with me?
329
00:14:44,521 --> 00:14:46,088
No, you don't need to feel bad.
330
00:14:46,131 --> 00:14:47,654
But you got to admit,
331
00:14:47,698 --> 00:14:49,874
it must have been tough
living in your shadow.
332
00:14:49,918 --> 00:14:52,703
[scoffs]
Okay. Maybe a little.
333
00:14:52,746 --> 00:14:55,358
But I just want what's
best for her. I love her.
334
00:14:55,401 --> 00:14:57,273
And obviously
she loves you, too,
335
00:14:57,316 --> 00:14:59,928
which is why she is desperate
for your approval.
336
00:14:59,971 --> 00:15:01,712
What are you talking about?
337
00:15:01,755 --> 00:15:03,279
Come on, Gemma.
Brittany flew all the way
338
00:15:03,322 --> 00:15:05,585
over here from Michigan, okay?
339
00:15:05,629 --> 00:15:07,761
She said it was about business,
but if you ask me,
340
00:15:07,805 --> 00:15:09,763
what I think she really wanted
was to show you
341
00:15:09,807 --> 00:15:11,983
that she has finally
accomplished something.
342
00:15:12,027 --> 00:15:12,984
You think so?
343
00:15:13,028 --> 00:15:14,638
I know so.
344
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:15,944
You should have seen
the look on her face
345
00:15:15,987 --> 00:15:17,293
when you were introducing her.
346
00:15:17,336 --> 00:15:19,382
Her smile was brighter than...
347
00:15:19,425 --> 00:15:20,862
this neon ball gag.
348
00:15:22,385 --> 00:15:24,082
I guess.
[chuckles]
349
00:15:25,649 --> 00:15:28,608
For trashy lingerie,
it is pretty well-made.
350
00:15:28,652 --> 00:15:29,871
I mean, look at
the stitching around
351
00:15:29,914 --> 00:15:31,960
where the nipple would be.
352
00:15:32,003 --> 00:15:35,180
Oh, yeah, that's quality work.Yeah.
353
00:15:35,224 --> 00:15:37,008
You know, it strikes
a careful balance
354
00:15:37,052 --> 00:15:38,749
between comfortable
and freaky-deaky.
355
00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:40,446
[laughs]
356
00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:42,535
[knocking on door]
357
00:15:45,147 --> 00:15:46,713
Sister Sabrina?
358
00:15:46,757 --> 00:15:49,499
Please don't kick me
out of your church.
359
00:15:49,542 --> 00:15:55,287
Actually, I came back because
I wanted to make a purchase.
360
00:15:57,202 --> 00:15:58,638
You do?
361
00:15:58,682 --> 00:16:00,249
Well, don't look so surprised.
362
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,077
Church folk get down, too.
363
00:16:03,469 --> 00:16:05,515
I didn't get six kids
wearing a muumuu.
364
00:16:07,473 --> 00:16:09,736
Now, where are those
fuzzy cuffs?
365
00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:11,651
Ooh.
[laughs]
366
00:16:19,877 --> 00:16:23,185
I can't believe this.
Look what you got me into.
367
00:16:23,228 --> 00:16:25,883
Me? I solved every puzzle
except for the last one,
368
00:16:25,927 --> 00:16:28,146
and then you just started
punching in random numbers.
369
00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:31,715
You know, I don't have to stand
here and listen to this.
370
00:16:35,414 --> 00:16:37,373
Oh, okay, fine.
371
00:16:37,416 --> 00:16:39,157
Two can play that game.
372
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,815
Did you just turn
your back on me?
373
00:16:44,858 --> 00:16:47,296
Yeah, I just turned
my back on you.
374
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,950
Doesn't feel very
good, does it?
375
00:16:48,993 --> 00:16:51,387
Hell no, it doesn't, because
now our butts are touching.
376
00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:58,307
You know, I just don't get why,
whenever we do something I want,
377
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,787
you can't even try
to have a good time.
378
00:17:00,831 --> 00:17:03,268
Because you always want
to do something stupid.
379
00:17:03,312 --> 00:17:04,835
Now-now stop moving around.
380
00:17:04,878 --> 00:17:06,837
You're starting to press me
like a panini.
381
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,057
That is exactly the attitude
that I'm talking about.
382
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:11,146
You know, tonight
could've been fun
383
00:17:11,189 --> 00:17:12,625
if you had at least
given it a chance.
384
00:17:12,669 --> 00:17:14,671
Wh-What do you want from me?
385
00:17:14,714 --> 00:17:17,326
You know I don't like
these puzzle things.
386
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,110
Wh-What, am I supposed to think
387
00:17:19,154 --> 00:17:20,720
that these three splatters
of blood here
388
00:17:20,764 --> 00:17:22,853
and these five splatters
of blood down here
389
00:17:22,896 --> 00:17:24,681
are some kind of clue?
390
00:17:31,514 --> 00:17:33,037
W-Wait a second,
391
00:17:33,081 --> 00:17:34,430
I have the same pattern
over here.
392
00:17:34,473 --> 00:17:36,954
I-I have three and then five.
393
00:17:36,998 --> 00:17:38,782
Hold on.
394
00:17:40,914 --> 00:17:43,482
Maybe my three and five
plus your three-five...
395
00:17:43,526 --> 00:17:45,223
Maybe that's the last code.
396
00:17:45,267 --> 00:17:47,617
Well, punch it in
before time runs out.
397
00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:49,793
[beeping, chimes]
398
00:17:53,144 --> 00:17:55,929
Oh. It worked.
399
00:17:55,973 --> 00:17:57,235
Nice!
400
00:17:57,279 --> 00:17:59,585
[laughs]
401
00:17:59,629 --> 00:18:01,979
How about that,
creepy laughing dude?
402
00:18:02,023 --> 00:18:04,721
Looks like you're not the only
one killing it in here.
403
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,725
Ooh. You smell that, Calvin?
404
00:18:08,768 --> 00:18:11,162
That is the smell of freedom.
405
00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:15,079
No, my friend, that is
the smell of P.F. Chang's.
406
00:18:15,123 --> 00:18:16,820
Now let's go murder
some moo shu.
407
00:18:18,082 --> 00:18:19,866
[knocking on door]
408
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,871
Hey, sis.
409
00:18:24,915 --> 00:18:26,395
If you're here because something
is missing from your house,
410
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,092
it wasn't me this time.
411
00:18:28,136 --> 00:18:30,486
I stole this bracelet
from you years ago.
412
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,010
So what do you want?
413
00:18:33,054 --> 00:18:35,882
I came to apologize.
414
00:18:35,926 --> 00:18:38,581
I said some pretty
terrible things to you
415
00:18:38,624 --> 00:18:40,800
that I wish I could take back.
416
00:18:40,844 --> 00:18:44,108
But you got to understand,
I was really embarrassed.
417
00:18:44,152 --> 00:18:46,806
Well, I'm sorry I embarrass you.
418
00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:48,286
What do I need to do
to get your approval?
419
00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:50,071
Be a doctor? A lawyer?
420
00:18:50,114 --> 00:18:51,637
Just tell me,
because I know a guy,
421
00:18:51,681 --> 00:18:52,725
and I can get
a license tomorrow.
422
00:18:54,684 --> 00:18:57,295
You don't need my approval.
423
00:18:57,339 --> 00:18:59,210
I know I don't need it.
424
00:18:59,254 --> 00:19:00,864
But it doesn't mean
I don't want it.
425
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,607
Gemma, you're my big sister.
426
00:19:05,869 --> 00:19:07,523
I look up to you.
427
00:19:08,654 --> 00:19:11,266
I'm sorry.
428
00:19:11,309 --> 00:19:15,052
Instead of supporting you, I got
caught up in my own feelings
429
00:19:15,096 --> 00:19:17,010
when I should've been
thinking about yours.
430
00:19:18,186 --> 00:19:19,622
It's okay.
431
00:19:19,665 --> 00:19:21,145
No, it isn't.
432
00:19:21,189 --> 00:19:24,148
You are doing something
with your life,
433
00:19:24,192 --> 00:19:25,671
and you're really good at it.
434
00:19:27,369 --> 00:19:30,763
And I am really proud
to be your big sister.
435
00:19:32,025 --> 00:19:33,244
You really mean it?
436
00:19:33,288 --> 00:19:34,550
Absolutely.
437
00:19:34,593 --> 00:19:36,117
And if I ever say anything
438
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,596
that makes you feel
any different,
439
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:40,382
just slap one
of your leather muzzles on me.
440
00:19:40,425 --> 00:19:42,688
Thanks, Gem,
that means the world.
441
00:19:44,821 --> 00:19:47,171
And I'm really sorry
I made you look bad
442
00:19:47,215 --> 00:19:48,955
in front of all
those people from work.
443
00:19:48,999 --> 00:19:50,566
Actually, you didn't.
444
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,178
What is this?
445
00:19:54,222 --> 00:19:55,788
A list of orders.
446
00:19:55,832 --> 00:19:57,399
Turns out I work
with a bunch of freaks.
447
00:20:06,408 --> 00:20:07,974
Oh, hey, babe.
448
00:20:08,018 --> 00:20:09,672
How was the escape room
with Dave?
449
00:20:09,715 --> 00:20:13,415
Well, we actually had
a pretty good time.
450
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:15,982
If I'm ever really trapped
in a serial killer's basement,
451
00:20:16,026 --> 00:20:17,593
I hope Dave's there with me.
452
00:20:19,508 --> 00:20:21,423
How was the fashion party?
Did you buy anything?
453
00:20:21,466 --> 00:20:23,512
Well, as a matter of fact,
454
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,383
I did pick up a
little something.
455
00:20:25,427 --> 00:20:27,298
Whoa.
456
00:20:29,213 --> 00:20:31,868
Babe, I think I saw one of those
in the serial killer's basement.
457
00:20:31,911 --> 00:20:33,478
[laughs]
458
00:20:33,522 --> 00:20:37,090
Yeah. You might have
escaped from him,
459
00:20:37,134 --> 00:20:38,701
but you're not gonna
escape from me.
460
00:20:40,877 --> 00:20:43,271
I was a little bloated
from the Chinese food.
461
00:20:45,273 --> 00:20:46,709
But I can rally.
462
00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:49,538
Okay, here we go. Wait, wait.
463
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,104
Turn it on the other side.
464
00:20:51,148 --> 00:20:52,628
Okay, okay. All right.Okay, there we go.
465
00:20:52,671 --> 00:20:54,238
Ooh, ooh, ooh, come on.Hey, Calvin,
466
00:20:54,282 --> 00:20:55,326
you left your wallet in the...
467
00:20:56,501 --> 00:20:57,981
Get out, Dave.
468
00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:04,509
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