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MILLER:
Shit, where is it, Gasmer?
Need the key to my stick.
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GASMER: Come on, Yanny,
you got the scoreboard.
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You no score
in two years. Jesus.
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FEMALE REPORTER: Okay,
Sean, do you have time
for just one more question?
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LINDEN: Yeah, yeah, sure.
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REPORTER: What do you think
about the public outcry
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concerning the
violence in hockey?
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LINDEN: Well, you know,
the game of hockey
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is a fast moving, hard hitting
contact sport played by men
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with clubs in their hands
and blades on their feet.
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Now, the team with the most
goals and men still standing
in the end is the winner.
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Lesser men
play other games.
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Real men play real hockey.
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Old time hockey.
Coach...
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Whichever one of these
assholes took my blow dryer
better give it back
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or I'm gonna key
their fuckin' car!
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That's the spirit, Miller!
All right, guys,
now come on, let's go.
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We're only down four,
we could get back in.
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Let's go. Let's do something.
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Palmberg, light a match
and get your stinkin' ass
out on the ice.
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Now let's go.
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LINDEN: Come on, boys.
Come on, guys, let's go.
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Hey, Linden, you guys suck!
Fuck off.
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Kiss my ass!
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Mother fucker...
Miller, Miller, let it go.
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Come on, let's go.
Come here,
I'll kick your ass!
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You're a fucking
loser, Linden!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we're working on it!
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ANNOUNCER:
Third period action
about to begin.
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The Albany Dogs having
their way with the Charlestown
Chiefs, four to nothing.
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Albany holding firm with that
second seat in the federal
league playoff picture.
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The Chiefs holding on
to the cellar.
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Here we go.
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Aw, shit!
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Well, Dog Pound fans,
you're missing one
hell of a game tonight!
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The Dog Pound leads
five to nothing!
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Our boys are tearing
into the Chiefs tonight!
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The fuse to the C4
is lit, baby!
Sit down and get ready!
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Come on, guys, let's get
together! Let's go!
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Come on, guys,
kick some ass!
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Keep your head up.
Get up. Weaver!
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Shit, I think that's
a scout up there.
Where?
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LINDEN: Right there with
the good-looking chick.
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Oh, yeah, I see him.
Let's go. Change! Change!
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Come on, Miller.
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Well, with only
10 minutes to play,
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the Chiefs really gotta get
something going here tonight.
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It's no secret that the
Chiefs' big problem all
year has been defense.
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They say Gasmer has allowed
more rubber between his legs
than a $10 hooker.
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I could say that, can't I?
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Fuckin' punk.
Son of a bitch!
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ANNOUNCER: Russell
on the rocks. Brings it
into the Chiefs zone.
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Gasmer who has
his back to the play...
Fuck you, English!
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...gives the finger
to the Albany fans!
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Can you believe it?
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Gasmer turns,
swears to Russell
back-to-back, shoots
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and hits him right
in the helmet!
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Get your head out of your ass,
you crazy bastard!
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Wolfhard feathers it
over to Miller on the rush.
Miller takes it.
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Miller, Miller, Miller,
pass the puck! Pass the...
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ANNOUNCER: Linden
over to the left.
Miller takes a shot,
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glove save by Hertz!
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LINDEN: Hold on!
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Time out!
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Let's go!
Get over here!
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Hey, Albany fans, here come
our beloved Dog Pound!
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Let's hear it for them!
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What the hell is going on
out there? Miller, pass
the Goddamn puck!
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I didn't see you.
Bullshit!
Start passing the puck.
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I don't care if there's
a scout in the stands!
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And, Gasmer, if I catch you
doing your crazy
serial killer routine again,
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especially when there's
a two-on-nothing, I'm gonna
cut your full head off,
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you got me? Now let's go!
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Come on, guys, let's get
something started.
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Boys, show us
what you've got.
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ALL: Yeah!
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Let's go! Let get
the son of a bitch!
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These guys are nuts, man.
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Yeah, I know.
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But aren't they great?
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Come on, Jeff.
Time to bust some balls.
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Well, it looks
like Linden is trying
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to shake things up with
the Hanson brothers.
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Why don't you move it,
you fuckin' retard?
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We're trying to put
a fuckin' show on here.
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Uh-oh.
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ANNOUNCER: Hey, what's this?
The Hansons are moving
away from the faceoff.
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Sweet Jesus,
they couldn't be!
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Marty, I'm coming!
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Oh, my God, the benches
are starting to clear!
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This is great!
Come on, guys, not again.
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ANNOUNCER: Hanson brothers'
fists are in and out
like fiddler's elbows!
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I got the head!
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ANNOUNCER: They just
ripped off Casey Dog's
fuckin' head!
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Oh, the humanity!
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Get over here!
Come on, come on!
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Hey, how do you like
the dog hair now, huh?
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Steve, I want to hold it.
I want to hold it.
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No, I grabbed it.
I'm the one that
knocked it off!
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Hi, honey.
Lost another one.
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Hey, Linden,
you going to The Catch?
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No. I've got to go
see the old man.
I'll see you over there.
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All right.
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What's so important
it couldn't wait
until tomorrow?
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How's your shoulder, son?
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Well, you know,
same old shit.
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I heard the game
on the radio.
Hell of a third period.
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We were lucky to
get out of there before
the cops showed up.
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Had to leave before
the cops showed up,
that's a good one.
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What the hell is
going on here?
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First the compliment
about the game
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and then you actually
like one of my jokes.
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Don't tell me you made
another great deal on some
boys from the prison league.
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No, it's not like that.
This is good news,
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although it will come
as a bit of a shock.
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What's the good news, Fox?
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I sold the Chiefs.
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What?
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Why, just because
we've been losing
a little bit?
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We have won 10 games
in the last two years.
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So? That just means
that we're due,
that's all, Martin.
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It means nothing of the sort.
What it does mean is that
I can't make the payroll.
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I mean nobody
is coming to our games.
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I can't even pay
the Federal League dues.
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I mean every time I
switch the light on in my
office, I'm losing money.
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Who'd you sell us to?
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Oh, that's the beauty of it.
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I made you guys
a terrific deal.
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They're going to pay you
twice as much as I do.
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And this is no rinky-dink
league. No, sir.
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From now on
it's gonna be, uh...
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It's gonna be decent
restaurants, paid travel,
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and you're all even
gonna get per diem.
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Are you bullshitting me,
Martin?
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On my mother's grave.
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We have won the lotto.
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No shit?
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No shit.
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Wow.
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So who do we play?
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Well, I'm afraid
that the team
is being relocated.
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So the boys will have to
pack up and move.
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To where?
Omaha.
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Nebraska.
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What the fuck do they
know about hockey
in Omaha, Nebraska?
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Who knows?
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But Richmond Claremont,
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you know, the media guy
who owns all those
family channels,
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it's his league
and that's where his
headquarters are.
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I don't know if the guys
are going to go for
the Nebraska part.
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I mean, some of
these guys, you know,
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they still got dreams
about going to the NHL.
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Yes, but you and I
know that with
the exception of Miller,
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that's just pipe dreams.
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And even he's a long shot.
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What are you talking about?
That kid's got talent.
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Sean, he knocked out
a referee
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in a championship game.
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He's a head case.
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I know, I know.
I'm working on it.
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Yeah, well, that's
beside the point.
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This is a good deal, Sean.
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It's a good deal.
And the boys will
go for Nebraska.
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They will go for it because
you're their captain,
you're their coach.
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They listen to you. They do.
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And you're an ex-NHL pro,
with a big rep.
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Not anymore.
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I owe you one.
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Hey, Coach!
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You guys fucking suck!
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They had better
defense at the Alamo.
We're working on it.
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Yeah, work on this!
Give it up, Dickey.
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Hey, Hap.
No!
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I dropped a quarter down
here and I'm gonna find it.
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That was two years ago,
you cheap bastard!
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What's up, Boo?
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I might have a bun
in the oven, Coach.
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Oh, great, the wife?
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Oh, Christ. Not again.
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Tell her to get
a blood test.
Get a blood test.
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Hang up. Hang up.
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Thanks, Coach.
You got it.
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Yeah, hi. This is
Martin Matthews
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calling from
American Express
Collections...
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WOMAN: Yeah, this is
Discover Card Collections
calling...
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How did the fucking guys
get my number?
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MAN: Hey, Linden, I'm
a long time fan, man,
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and you suck
the big one, buddy!
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Prick.
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One, two.
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One, two.
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One, two.
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One, two.
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HOST: Go ahead, Leticia.
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I'm not really a woman...
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Holy shit,
a transvestite!
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What does mean,
this transvestite?
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00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,959
It's like a woman
but it still has a dick.
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Ah, the dick.
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I like your hair.
Thanks.
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Is that your natural color?
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Yes.
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Because a lot of redheads
say it's their natural color,
but it's not.
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Believe me, it's real.
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Why don't you
prove it to me?
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How?
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Why don't you let me
take a look down below
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and see if the carpet
matches the drapes?
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You're a pig.
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What?
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It's scientific.
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Dyke.
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Gasmer, are you sure you
flushed the toilet twice?
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Help!
Excusez-moi!
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You crazy bastard!
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On the
management, Sean.
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Thanks, Hap.
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Crappy third period.
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We're working on it.
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I got high score,
you fuckin' piece of shit!
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Piece of shit!
Lay off the machine, Steve!
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Fuckin' machine
took my quarter!
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I'll give you
the quarter. Relax!
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Piece of shit!
Where's the button?
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Hey!
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Come on, guys.
Knock it off
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ALL: Sorry, Coach.
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ALL: Piece of shit!
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Hey, I was watching that!
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Just one minute, eh,
I got to see the
Lottery America numbers.
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00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,181
Aw, man,
you didn't spend
our friggin' money
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on those stupid
lottery tickets again?
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How are we supposed
to eat now, Jeff?
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Hey, don't worry, guys.
I know I'm gonna
win this time.
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00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,821
You always say that.
That's what you always say.
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00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:18,091
Hey, I got 50 tickets here,
all with different kinds of
even numbers on them.
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00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,092
You know what they say
about even numbers?
What?
238
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,327
They're lucky!
JACK: Right.
239
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,531
TELEVISION ANNOUNCER:
All right, folks.
240
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,000
The first number
in tonight's Lottery
America draw is seven.
241
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,170
Son of a bitch!
242
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,371
Oh, great.
Now we gotta eat
243
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,041
that beef jerky
for another month.
244
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,242
I hate that
fuckin' beef jerky!
245
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,143
What did ya give him
the money for?
246
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,644
I didn't give him
the money!
247
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,520
We're watching that!
248
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,456
LINDEN: Relax, Miller.
249
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:51,959
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Listen up, fellows,
250
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,360
for this very
important announcement.
251
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,898
Well, now what gotta tell you
may come as a bit of a shock
to some of you
252
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:04,037
but I promise,
253
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:07,340
this is a very,
very good thing
for all of us.
254
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,541
Coach, come on,
what's the announcement?
255
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,276
Yeah, spill it, Sean.
256
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:16,716
The Chiefs have been sold.
257
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,451
MILLER: What?
Fuck!
258
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:22,322
MILLER: Elaborate, Linden!
Sean, who bought the team?
259
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:25,525
Richmond Claremont,
the media guy with all
the family channels.
260
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:26,626
Family channels.
Family channels?
261
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:27,995
What league?
262
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,164
Some new league
he's starting.
263
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,433
Look, I don't have
all the details.
264
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,068
This is bullshit!
I got a contract!
265
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,570
Yeah, well, it's been sold.
266
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,973
Where the fuck
is the team going?
267
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:43,743
Beautiful Omaha, Nebraska.
ALL: Nebraska?
268
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,646
Nebraska? They don't know shit
about hockey in Nebraska.
269
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,081
What are you talking
about, Palmberg?
270
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,316
They got beautiful
lakes in Nebraska.
271
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,419
This is a good thing.
272
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:58,291
Me, I don't like to move
'cause that would
disturb my routine.
273
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:03,096
Screw your routine, psycho.
What about scouts?
What about the NHL?
274
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:06,033
It's hard enough to get
anyone to come watch us
play in this shit league!
275
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,435
Do you think anyone
is going to scout us
in fuckin' Nebraska?
276
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,174
The boy's got a point.
277
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:22,015
Come on, guys,
look at the bright side.
278
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:24,384
Here's the deal,
they're gonna double
our salaries.
279
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,119
We're gonna start
to travel in style.
280
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,557
They're giving us
fuckin' per diem.
281
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,026
Fuck per diem!
Fuck that!
282
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:34,727
Look, there's nothing
we can do
about it, all right?
283
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,199
This is a good thing, guys.
284
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:44,437
Just give yourself some
time to think about it.
285
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,672
And if you don't like it,
286
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,509
call your fuckin' agents.
287
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,710
Ahem!
288
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,580
They don't sound very happy.
289
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,447
They'll get over it.
290
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:58,618
Didn't I see you
at the game tonight?
291
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,755
What sharp little
eyes you have.
292
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,725
You were in Albany
and then you came
all the way back here?
293
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,360
I did.
Any particular reason?
294
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,063
I just came to
size you boys up.
295
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:12,665
Right.
296
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:18,771
Do you want to get out
of here with me,
297
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:21,708
go somewhere
and get a nightcap?
298
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,846
Uh, I am gonna
get out of here.
299
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:32,219
But I'm going to
settle my tab
and go home alone.
300
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:32,785
But thanks,
it was nice
talking to you.
301
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,425
Coach, you got a minute?
302
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,526
Yeah, sure, kid.
303
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,531
It's about this deal.
Do you really think
it's a good idea
304
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,566
'cause I got a feeling
this is my year to go up
to the show, you know?
305
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:50,203
Well, you know, you really
can't predict the show.
306
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:52,639
MILLER: I know.
But you gotta admit,
307
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,341
my attitude's
really changed,
like you said.
308
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,508
I've improved it,
you know?
309
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,676
Absolutely.
You've done terrific.
310
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,714
I just hope this league is
a little more high profile
than the Federal League.
311
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,416
Absolutely.
312
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,285
That's all I really
wanted to know.
313
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,220
See you tomorrow.
314
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,090
Hey, hold up.
315
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,893
Where you going?
316
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,495
I'm going back
to my hotel.
317
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:16,796
Do you need some company?
318
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:21,134
Uh, I think you took my
interest the wrong way.
319
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,603
How should I take it?
320
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,340
I think you should take it
back inside and sober up
321
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,242
before both of us do
something we might regret.
322
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:32,312
Okay.
323
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:35,448
I don't think there's
anything you can do
to me that I would ever
324
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,885
regret.
Yes, there is.
325
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,253
Get over here.
326
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:42,889
Shoot.
327
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,161
LINDEN: Oh, yeah, it was
a big son of a bitch.
328
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,929
I had to kick his ass
and run him off.
329
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,365
No shit. Hey, Miller,
did you hear this?
330
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,901
The coach kicked
some guy's ass outside
the bar last night.
331
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,603
Does he look
worse than you?
332
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,638
Hey, Coach, I got
a question for you.
333
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,407
Hey, what the hell
happened to your face?
334
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,242
Some guy tried
to mug the coach.
335
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:03,943
Yeah, a big fucker
tried to roll me!
336
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,313
Hey, guys, the coach
kicked someone's ass!
337
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:16,256
Hey, Linden, who was that
piece of ass you were talking
to at the bar last night?
338
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:19,359
I don't know. Probably some
psychotic fan or something.
339
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,961
Psychotic chicks,
always the best fucks.
340
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,796
I remember when was
playing junior in Calgary,
341
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,498
there was this
20-year-old blonde chick.
342
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,966
Anyway, I got this
hooker to come over
343
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,501
with her dog and...
Hey, Palmberg,
344
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,502
is that one of yours?
345
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:34,407
She's nuts.
346
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:37,744
Shit.
347
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,248
HANSONS: Wow.
A hockey chick.
348
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:45,252
You lost?
Is this where
the Chiefs practice?
349
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,686
Yeah, so?
350
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,855
Well, then I'm
in the right place.
351
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,457
I'm Jessie Dage,
your new coach.
352
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:56,663
What the hell are
you talking about?
353
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:57,530
Fox didn't tell you?
354
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:00,833
This is kind of awkward.
355
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,702
It's part of the sale.
356
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:06,973
Nice shiner.
357
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,276
Take it easy, Sean.
Take it easy.
358
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,377
You backstabbing
son of a bitch!
359
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,446
Take it easy?
360
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:16,583
You hire another coach
and you have the fucking
balls to tell me...
361
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:17,750
Maybe I can explain.
362
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,322
Who the hell is this?
363
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,324
Rick Cooper. I represent
Richmond Claremont
and the new league.
364
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:28,361
Yeah, well, you better
start talking, dick head.
365
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:31,364
That's funny.
Hockey players are funny.
366
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:35,702
Sean Linden,
played 1984 through '87
for Boston University.
367
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:36,636
Let's see.
368
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:38,938
Uh...
369
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,474
All-American twice,
led the nation
370
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:44,311
in scoring your junior year,
and led your team
to a national title.
371
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,447
What the hell is this?
372
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,849
COOPER: Third pick overall
in the '88 draft to Boston.
373
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,684
Finished second
in rookie of the year voting.
374
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:54,020
Second year
you were an all-star.
375
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,922
Hockey Weekl billed you
as the next Gordie Howe.
376
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,325
So what?
377
00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:01,794
Then the numerous
on and off ice infractions.
378
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,763
Eight suspensions
for fighting.
379
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,566
Six arrests in two years
for drunk driving,
drunken and disorderly,
380
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:10,670
numerous gambling
infractions, and,
how shall I put this?
381
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:14,974
One public sexual incident
with the lead of
Visions on Ice,
382
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,844
all climaxing with
your suspension for
the suspected organizing
383
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,612
in the throwing
of game seven
in the '92 playoffs.
384
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,582
Who is this fucking guy?
385
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:25,618
What is this,
a fucking biography?
386
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,019
COOPER: The bottom line,
Mr. Linden,
387
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,322
is your past is an issue
for the new league.
388
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:33,092
So much so
that your contract
was almost terminated.
389
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:35,895
Mr. Fox convinced us
that if you were to move
to a less visible role,
390
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:36,896
you could still be useful.
391
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,599
A less visible role?
392
00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:42,769
I'm sorry, Sean,
it's a done deal.
393
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:48,741
That's it?
394
00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:53,012
After all these years,
that's it, I'm out?
Just like that.
395
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,515
I'm afraid so.
396
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,618
But look at
the bright side.
397
00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,687
You still get to play
hockey everyday
398
00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:02,054
and you still
get paid to do it.
399
00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:22,942
It's a fuckin' joke, right?
Boys, I can't
believe it either.
400
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,511
PALMBERG: Yeah,
but she's a woman.
401
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:25,745
Uh... Woman or not,
402
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:28,981
she's the new coach.
403
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:30,450
Now listen to me,
it's a done deal,
404
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,419
so let's try
to make it work.
405
00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:33,420
She does have a great ass.
406
00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:44,631
Well, now that we're all
in such a festive mood,
407
00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:45,998
why don't we talk
about this team?
408
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:48,468
You guys are all lacking.
409
00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:52,405
There's no pride,
there's no chemistry.
410
00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:54,707
You forecheck
like schoolgirls.
411
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:58,177
You let the opposition
crash the net at will.
412
00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:01,881
I know you have to hate me
for a while because
I'm a woman, I get that.
413
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:05,652
But here's the deal,
we're stuck with each other.
414
00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:10,757
So you could go ahead and call
me a bitch behind my back,
I really don't care.
415
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:12,925
When I am talking to you,
you're gonna listen.
416
00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:14,894
You got it?
417
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,598
End-to-ends, let's go.
418
00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:22,602
You think she has a dog?
419
00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:32,545
Miller!
420
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,650
"Ooh! Dump the puck,
dump the puck!"
421
00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:38,951
Jesus Christ,
the first sign
of trouble,
422
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:41,120
you get scared and dump
the puck in the comer.
423
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:44,023
We're playing a trap.
It's the only way
to get it in the zone.
424
00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:46,893
Well, here's an idea.
Why don't you take it
in there yourself?
425
00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:47,894
They're all over me.
426
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:50,897
Well, then you skate
through them.
427
00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:52,031
You knock them
on their ass.
428
00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:54,534
That's what a real
hockey player does.
429
00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:56,603
Honey, you wouldn't know
a real hockey player
if you fucked Bobby Orr.
430
00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:58,237
Oh, no.
431
00:23:58,237 --> 00:23:59,972
She fucked Bobby Orr.
432
00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:01,508
She fucked Bobby Orr.
She fucked Bobby Orr.
433
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,043
HANSONS: Hockey chick!
434
00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:10,082
Okay. Palmberg,
you and Miller trap
the neutral zone.
435
00:24:11,718 --> 00:24:13,185
When I come in,
you do your best.
436
00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:16,022
No problem, Coach.
437
00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:17,089
The rest of you
guys sit down.
438
00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:24,564
LINDEN: She's coming
on fast, Palmberg.
439
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:28,568
PALMBERG:
Miller... Fuck!
440
00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:34,473
Shit!
441
00:24:36,909 --> 00:24:38,778
She looks like
Bobby Orr to me.
442
00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:40,079
Did you see that, boys?
Louisiana move.
443
00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:43,215
What is this?
HANSONS: Blue Bayou.
444
00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:48,020
Hey, Fuse, did you forgot
to take your pills today?
445
00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:51,223
Ah, fuck.
446
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:53,025
We were taking it easy on you
'cause you're a woman.
447
00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:55,962
Do that again.
Sure.
448
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,436
MILLER: Come on, princess,
bring it on!
449
00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:09,108
PALMBERG: Fuckin' Miller!
450
00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:23,923
Who taught you
how to do that?
451
00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:24,891
My grandfather, actually.
452
00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:26,292
No shit.
453
00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:28,561
Oh, now I get it.
454
00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:32,064
You boys ever
heard of Billy Dage?
455
00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:33,900
Had the meanest
slap shot in hockey.
456
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:35,134
Won the Stanley Cup
three times.
457
00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:37,403
That's his granddaughter.
458
00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:41,273
What sharp
little eyes you have.
459
00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:45,011
You guys get out of here.
The bus leaves
in the morning
460
00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:46,012
and you want to get
a good night's sleep.
461
00:25:46,012 --> 00:25:47,179
We want you
nice and handsome
462
00:25:47,179 --> 00:25:48,615
for the press conference
tomorrow.
463
00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:54,153
She won't last long.
Chicks are
soft and sensitive.
464
00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:57,624
Yeah, right.
465
00:25:57,624 --> 00:25:59,626
She's about as
soft and sensitive
as a right hook.
466
00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:13,906
Taking that missed shot
a little hard, aren't you?
467
00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:17,576
You should know.
468
00:26:24,717 --> 00:26:26,653
Listen, I didn't get
the chance before so...
469
00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:31,791
About last night,
I just wanted to say...
Forget about it.
470
00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,395
Really, I obviously
didn't know...
471
00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:37,797
Well, I got the last
word in, didn't I?
472
00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:40,132
Yeah.
473
00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:45,137
I've seen that replay
a thousand times.
474
00:26:46,706 --> 00:26:47,339
Everyone has.
475
00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:54,080
That must kill you.
476
00:26:54,747 --> 00:26:55,682
No!
477
00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,351
It doesn't bother me.
478
00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:04,223
Is it true, did you
throw that game?
479
00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:08,828
What do you think?
480
00:27:10,262 --> 00:27:11,130
I don't know.
481
00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:19,238
Well, let me know
when you do.
482
00:27:24,877 --> 00:27:25,845
Linden.
483
00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:30,116
Do you know what's
really going on now?
484
00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:33,152
Yeah.
485
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,887
Well, when are you gonna
tell the guys about it?
486
00:27:36,889 --> 00:27:38,124
Soon. Just waiting
for the right moment.
487
00:27:40,259 --> 00:27:42,461
Well, don't wait too long.
It's only going to
make it worse.
488
00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:43,796
I'll keep that in mind.
489
00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:55,742
Here. Have some jerky.
I don't want it.
490
00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:56,342
It's really good, man.
491
00:27:57,977 --> 00:27:58,845
JACK: Get outta here.
Leave it alone.
492
00:27:59,946 --> 00:28:01,347
Bet's 10 bucks.
493
00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,750
I'm out.
Schenkman,
you're a cheap bastard.
494
00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:06,485
Every time the betting gets
a little heavy, you fold.
I do so.
495
00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:09,055
Whatever. Palmberg,
how many cards?
496
00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:11,257
None. I'm sitting pretty
sucking on lady luck's titty.
497
00:28:12,925 --> 00:28:14,293
Gasmer?
I'll take two.
498
00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:18,197
What if you got dealt
a royal flush?
499
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,432
Would you still
ask for two cards?
500
00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:22,735
Me, I don't know.
501
00:28:22,735 --> 00:28:24,771
I thought this medication
was supposed to be
helping your nutty ass.
502
00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:25,571
What do they
got you on
503
00:28:25,571 --> 00:28:27,740
No, no, it's working.
It's working.
504
00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:29,041
MILLER: Then take
only one card.
505
00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:32,912
I take two.
506
00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:36,382
Crazy bastard.
What about you, Yanny?
507
00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:37,449
I, uh...
508
00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:40,419
Yeah, five.
509
00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:43,189
You can't take
five, Chernobyl.
510
00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:45,758
Dvotcha, I thought
you taught him
how to play poker?
511
00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:47,293
(DVOTCHA SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
512
00:28:47,293 --> 00:28:48,194
JANACEK: Three.
513
00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:51,363
You still
haven't told them.
514
00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:54,834
I'm still waiting
for the right moment.
515
00:28:57,103 --> 00:28:59,471
Hey, listen up, you guys.
516
00:28:59,471 --> 00:29:01,340
Linden's got something
very important
he needs to tell you.
517
00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:07,246
Ahem. Fine.
518
00:29:08,848 --> 00:29:09,481
Fine.
519
00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:13,085
All right, guys, listen up.
520
00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,821
Some things
I gotta tell you about
this new league.
521
00:29:15,521 --> 00:29:16,488
Now.
522
00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:22,494
You guys ever heard of
the Harlem Globetrotters?
523
00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:25,097
We going against
Globetrotters?
524
00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,933
But they playing
basketball, no, Coach?
525
00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:30,937
We're not playing against
the Globetrotters, Dvotcha.
526
00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:34,306
But you know
when they play,
how it's a lot of fun.
527
00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:36,108
And they do a lot of
specialized tricks
528
00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:37,844
and there's a lot of,
you know, razzle-dazzle.
529
00:29:37,844 --> 00:29:38,410
That's what we're gonna do?
530
00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:41,814
Not exactly.
531
00:29:41,814 --> 00:29:45,284
Now, you guys
have heard of the
Washington Nationals?
532
00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:47,920
Those are the chumps
that play against
the Globetrotters.
533
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:48,921
Right?
Right.
534
00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:51,057
That's gonna be us?
535
00:29:51,057 --> 00:29:55,094
I'm sorry, I'm Czech,
maybe I'm not
understanding.
536
00:29:55,094 --> 00:29:57,196
We are to these people
losing every game?
537
00:29:57,196 --> 00:29:58,597
Something like that, yes.
538
00:29:58,597 --> 00:30:00,299
This is bullshit.
539
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:03,269
We getting fucked
in the dick.
Yes, in the dick!
540
00:30:03,269 --> 00:30:05,071
No, the ass.
We're getting
fucked in the ass.
541
00:30:05,071 --> 00:30:06,505
Yes.
That too.
542
00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:07,273
LINDEN: Guys, guys.
543
00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:10,877
It's about the money.
544
00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:13,980
Right?
545
00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:16,215
I mean come on,
we all got bills.
546
00:30:16,215 --> 00:30:18,417
Some of us got
expensive mortgages.
547
00:30:18,417 --> 00:30:22,254
Some of you got kids
with high school
tuitions, right?
548
00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:23,089
And they're giving us
per diem.
549
00:30:23,089 --> 00:30:24,623
Fuck per diem!
550
00:30:24,623 --> 00:30:26,893
Fuck the money!
551
00:30:26,893 --> 00:30:28,027
Don't you guys see
what's going on
around here?
552
00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:29,962
We've been sold out.
553
00:30:29,962 --> 00:30:31,931
We go along with this,
that's it for hockey.
554
00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,565
We could officially kiss
our careers goodbye.
555
00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:36,268
That's not true.
We're playing
real hockey as well.
556
00:30:36,268 --> 00:30:37,569
No shit?
557
00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:39,205
Yeah, it's in my contract.
558
00:30:39,205 --> 00:30:40,606
We play half
exhibition games
559
00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:42,241
and half real games
against these guys.
560
00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:43,475
This is horseshit.
She doesn't know
561
00:30:43,475 --> 00:30:44,944
what the fuck
she's talking about!
562
00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:46,478
JESSIE: You again
with the mouth!
563
00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:48,147
I know more about what
I signed on to do here
564
00:30:48,147 --> 00:30:49,916
than all of you
guys put together.
565
00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:53,920
You're gonna get
more exposure
in one game
566
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,455
in this league than
if you played five years
in the Federal League.
567
00:30:56,455 --> 00:30:59,959
It's real hockey
on real TV
for real money.
568
00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:03,329
You know what it sound...
It sounds like real bullshit!
569
00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:03,996
You know how sure
I am we're going
to play real games?
570
00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:09,235
I'm gonna outskate you
on the ice and off. Ready?
571
00:31:09,235 --> 00:31:11,303
I'll make you guys
a little bet.
572
00:31:11,303 --> 00:31:13,906
You ask me anything
about hockey.
573
00:31:13,906 --> 00:31:16,108
You all get one shot.
If I get them all right,
574
00:31:16,108 --> 00:31:17,977
we're in this
together, okay?
575
00:31:17,977 --> 00:31:19,211
Okay, okay, okay.
576
00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:21,213
But if we win,
577
00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:25,051
you have to show us
your tits for...
578
00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:27,586
10 seconds.
579
00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:29,221
We would like
to see 15 seconds.
580
00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:31,991
Don't do it.
No problem.
581
00:31:33,325 --> 00:31:34,626
Done.
Nice!
582
00:31:38,164 --> 00:31:39,331
You're fuckin' nuts!
583
00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:41,200
Let's go! Who's up?
584
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,570
Okay, sweetheart,
who's the first team to
win a game by 15 goals?
585
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:46,572
Detroit Red Wings.
586
00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:49,641
Beat the Rangers
15-zip, 1944.
Sweet cheeks.
587
00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:52,178
You're out. Who's up?
588
00:31:52,178 --> 00:31:54,546
Only team to score
nine goals in one period?
589
00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:58,650
Buffalo Sabers
beat Toronto, 1981.
You're out. Next?
590
00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:00,319
Question.
591
00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:04,156
Uh, the first time
the goalie,
592
00:32:04,156 --> 00:32:05,691
he wear the mask
on the NHL.
593
00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:08,260
Clint Benedict, 1930. Bye.
594
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,262
Next?
595
00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,631
Who was the first brother
to play in the NHL?
596
00:32:12,631 --> 00:32:14,733
Willie O'Ree,
Boston Bruins, 1958.
597
00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:16,002
You're damn right.
598
00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:17,203
Next.
599
00:32:19,071 --> 00:32:21,273
What ya got, boys?
600
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:23,542
He's asking
if you are married,
601
00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:25,677
would you do sleeping
with left-winger
602
00:32:25,677 --> 00:32:27,479
for inspiring
on big game?
603
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:31,483
So, you're out.
604
00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:35,187
Which NHL player
has the biggest cock?
605
00:32:38,424 --> 00:32:39,225
Bobby Orr.
606
00:32:40,026 --> 00:32:41,160
Bobby!
607
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,128
Hockey chick!
608
00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:45,164
All right.
609
00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:46,498
Do I get a question?
Shoot.
610
00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:50,169
Toronto coach, Cal Jarvis,
611
00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:52,238
what were his
dying bedside words
to his wife?
612
00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:55,174
"I love you
more than hockey."
613
00:32:58,577 --> 00:33:00,479
She's a hockey chic.
614
00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:03,549
Well, boys, I heard they got
great steaks in Omaha.
615
00:33:13,292 --> 00:33:15,594
Wow.
616
00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:17,696
Maybe we were
wrong about all this.
This is pretty big time.
617
00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:22,301
Hey.
618
00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:27,106
Hey. Rick Cooper,
press secretary,
619
00:33:27,106 --> 00:33:29,675
lawyer and
jack-of-all trades
from Mr. Claremont's office.
620
00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:31,510
Now, he's asked me
to look after you guys.
621
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,645
Any problems,
any questions,
I'm your man.
622
00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:36,415
First thing...
623
00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:40,052
We have got some
great new uniforms
for you guys.
624
00:33:40,052 --> 00:33:41,187
WOLFHARD: It looks
like a friggin' rooster.
625
00:33:44,223 --> 00:33:45,091
Super Chiefs.
626
00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:48,294
What the hell is that?
We're the Chiefs.
627
00:33:50,162 --> 00:33:52,298
Well, Mr. Claremont
doesn't want an incident
628
00:33:52,298 --> 00:33:54,766
like the Atlanta Braves
with their PC Indian problems.
629
00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:56,635
So we, uh, just
altered the name.
630
00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:00,539
Super Chiefs is
the name of a train.
631
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:01,540
Nothing more American
than that, right?
632
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:03,209
Problem solved.
No, no.
633
00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:05,144
I know, excuse me.
634
00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:08,447
See that,
we wear that
for many year.
635
00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:09,815
I can't not
wear that, okay?
636
00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:13,585
Sure you can.
No.
637
00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:15,754
No. See, I don't think
you understand.
638
00:34:17,323 --> 00:34:19,558
I can't not wear that shirt.
639
00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:22,361
You better listen to him
on this one, Cooper.
640
00:34:22,361 --> 00:34:25,131
He's out on a weekend pass
from the psycho ward.
641
00:34:27,266 --> 00:34:29,535
All right. Um, hey,
how about this?
642
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:33,605
You wear your old one
underneath your new one.
643
00:34:36,308 --> 00:34:38,410
Okay, me, I like that, me.
644
00:34:39,811 --> 00:34:41,647
Thank you.
645
00:34:41,647 --> 00:34:44,283
Hey, they gave me
fuckin' 16.
I'm supposed to be 17.
646
00:34:44,283 --> 00:34:46,285
Hey, I'm 16!
647
00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:48,820
They gave me 17,
the assholes!
I'm supposed to be 18!
648
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:50,722
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Time out! Time out!
649
00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:53,459
Coach is here.
650
00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,162
Here, and we go like this.
651
00:34:58,330 --> 00:35:00,266
All right, Coach.
Thanks, Coach!
652
00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:01,367
Hey, you got it.
Thanks, Coach!
653
00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:03,169
See ya later, Coach.
654
00:35:03,169 --> 00:35:05,637
Hey, look. We're going
to look like communist
clowns again, huh?
655
00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:06,505
Yeah.
656
00:35:07,706 --> 00:35:09,408
What is with the wings?
657
00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:13,179
Oh, it's the
Better America logo.
658
00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:14,913
What is Better America?
659
00:35:14,913 --> 00:35:16,515
It's America's most respected
family values organization.
660
00:35:18,584 --> 00:35:19,718
Heads up.
661
00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:26,292
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and Gentlemen,
please welcome
662
00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:29,461
the President and CEO of
Claremont Family Media,
663
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:31,297
Richmond Claremont!
664
00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:36,602
Thank you.
665
00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:39,238
Thank you.
666
00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:41,640
My son loves hockey.
667
00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:47,479
And last year I took him
to a Rangers game.
668
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,681
I was shocked
and appalled
at what we saw.
669
00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:54,220
Fighting, cursing, blood.
670
00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:55,721
Good thing you
didn't go to Detroit.
671
00:35:55,721 --> 00:35:57,889
CLAREMONT: What a shame!
672
00:35:57,889 --> 00:35:59,591
All these beautiful
kids in the country
673
00:35:59,591 --> 00:36:01,393
with nothing but thugs
as role models.
674
00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:07,199
So I decided
to create a fun and
exciting hockey game
675
00:36:07,199 --> 00:36:09,235
that the family can go to.
676
00:36:09,235 --> 00:36:11,303
There will be
no violence, no fighting.
677
00:36:11,303 --> 00:36:13,339
Shit.
678
00:36:13,339 --> 00:36:15,674
CLAREMONT:
Just a good bunch
of clean-cut action.
679
00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:19,211
So, it is with great pride,
enthusiasm and joy
680
00:36:19,211 --> 00:36:23,582
that I introduce to you,
your new Omaha Ice Breakers!
681
00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:37,463
Ice Breakers?
Everything
Ice Breakers.
682
00:36:37,463 --> 00:36:39,365
What about us?
What about the Chiefs?
683
00:36:39,365 --> 00:36:41,600
Fuckin' Super Chiefs!
684
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,569
Now, we needed
to find a coach to bring
685
00:36:43,569 --> 00:36:46,572
the Ice Breakers some style.
686
00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:49,708
So, we went all the way
to Broadway to find him.
687
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,511
I would like to introduce
to you the creator
688
00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:54,646
and choreographer
of the family smash
musical hit,
689
00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:56,014
Visions on Ice.
Oh, shit!
690
00:36:56,014 --> 00:36:57,816
Mr. Dexter Howell!
691
00:37:03,489 --> 00:37:05,657
What, you know him?
No.
692
00:37:07,826 --> 00:37:09,428
Thank you, Mr. Claremont.
693
00:37:11,497 --> 00:37:12,664
Well, this is very
exciting, isn't it?
694
00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:19,305
We have assembled for you
a very fine, very talented,
695
00:37:19,305 --> 00:37:20,472
world class group
of hockey artists.
696
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,810
And I promise you
are gonna get a show
697
00:37:24,810 --> 00:37:27,313
like you have
never seen before.
698
00:37:27,313 --> 00:37:28,680
I just love these boys!
699
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,282
I bet you do.
700
00:37:30,282 --> 00:37:31,317
Thank you.
701
00:37:33,652 --> 00:37:34,786
Thank you, Dexter.
702
00:37:39,358 --> 00:37:41,993
Now it's time to meet
some of these young men.
703
00:37:41,993 --> 00:37:44,496
He was captain of the
Yale hockey team,
704
00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:47,299
now he's captain of
the Omaha Ice Breakers
705
00:37:47,299 --> 00:37:48,266
Skipper Tesh!
706
00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:50,369
Skipper.
707
00:37:51,803 --> 00:37:53,772
Skipper? Fuck!
708
00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:55,641
Sounds like some guy's ass
I kicked in high school.
709
00:37:55,641 --> 00:37:56,608
Pussy.
710
00:37:58,510 --> 00:38:00,912
Once we work
the teams out
on the road,
711
00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:04,015
we're coming back here
to kick off our
official big city tour.
712
00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:06,552
And that's not all.
713
00:38:06,552 --> 00:38:08,620
The Omaha game will be
nationally televised.
714
00:38:17,529 --> 00:38:20,966
Of course, the Ice Breakers
need someone to play.
715
00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:22,934
So we snagged
a doozy of a coach.
716
00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:28,374
Smart, tough
and experienced.
717
00:38:28,374 --> 00:38:32,344
From the bloodline
of a legendary
hockey great, Billy Dage,
718
00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:34,045
his granddaughter,
Jessie Dage.
719
00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:39,918
That is a fine ass
pair of legs.
720
00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:46,358
I thank you
for being...
Mr. Claremont.
721
00:38:46,358 --> 00:38:47,659
Huh?
You didn't
introduce the Chiefs.
722
00:38:49,528 --> 00:38:50,996
Yes, yes, yes.
723
00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:52,931
Ladies and Gentlemen,
724
00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:55,133
put your hands together
for the Super Chiefs!
725
00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:56,568
Stand up. Take a bow!
726
00:38:58,404 --> 00:38:59,538
Jesus!
727
00:39:04,510 --> 00:39:05,644
Hey, watch it, hot shot!
728
00:39:06,812 --> 00:39:08,046
I got an infection.
729
00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:10,816
Yeah?
Yeah.
730
00:39:10,816 --> 00:39:12,083
You all right?
No.
731
00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:15,120
Hurt when you pee?
Yeah.
732
00:39:18,089 --> 00:39:21,092
Hey, aren't you the guy
that punched out the ref
in the National Championships?
733
00:39:22,428 --> 00:39:24,162
Yeah, what about it?
734
00:39:24,162 --> 00:39:26,698
I don't know.
It looks like it did
wonders for your career.
735
00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:35,807
I don't like these guys.
736
00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:38,444
Miller, exhale.
737
00:39:39,578 --> 00:39:40,879
We don't even know 'em.
738
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:42,113
Try bonding with them.
739
00:39:48,854 --> 00:39:50,422
Palmberg, watch this.
740
00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:58,997
So, where did you guys
come out of,
the NSync League?
741
00:39:58,997 --> 00:39:59,898
It's better than
the beer league.
742
00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:01,967
Oh, quick and pretty.
743
00:40:01,967 --> 00:40:04,670
We played Ivy League.
It was a prerequisite.
744
00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,772
Ah, that explains it then.
745
00:40:06,772 --> 00:40:09,040
All the teeth,
no scars, nice nose.
746
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:09,808
It was a
no
747
00:40:10,776 --> 00:40:13,579
Eh
748
00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:15,013
What's the matter,
you can't speak
English there,
749
00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:17,449
you dumb
fuckin' Canuck
750
00:40:17,449 --> 00:40:20,986
You guys, all of you,
you're fuckin' losers!
751
00:40:20,986 --> 00:40:23,722
That's why they hired
you to play us, okay.
752
00:40:23,722 --> 00:40:24,490
So blow me.
753
00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:29,795
Hey, Linden.
754
00:40:31,497 --> 00:40:32,130
Screw you.
755
00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:36,535
Fuckin' Miller!
756
00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:42,874
Miller, knock it off!
757
00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:44,042
MILLER: What?
We're bonding!
758
00:40:56,488 --> 00:40:59,525
Well, now that we've
all met each other,
759
00:40:59,525 --> 00:41:01,226
the next person who
steps out of line
will be finished.
760
00:41:01,226 --> 00:41:02,761
Is that clear?
761
00:41:02,761 --> 00:41:04,530
This is a family show.
762
00:41:04,530 --> 00:41:06,798
Fighting will
not be tolerated.
763
00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:10,536
Now, we're going to be
developing a completely
different style of hockey,
764
00:41:10,536 --> 00:41:12,103
that none of you
will have played before.
765
00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:15,974
And if anybody wants to
have attitude about that,
just bench it.
766
00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:19,210
First, we will now play
two 20 minute periods
instead of three...
767
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:20,612
Hey, you're fucking
with the rules, man!
768
00:41:27,553 --> 00:41:31,089
Mr. Palmberg,
Mr. Claremont
makes your rules.
769
00:41:31,089 --> 00:41:34,526
And both he and I feel
that this format will be
more television friendly.
770
00:41:34,526 --> 00:41:35,561
Is that clear?
771
00:41:36,862 --> 00:41:38,697
Two...
772
00:41:38,697 --> 00:41:41,967
Let us never forget that
it is the Ice Breakers
773
00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:45,070
that are the stars
of this show.
774
00:41:45,070 --> 00:41:48,273
And like the stars
of a Broadway show,
775
00:41:48,273 --> 00:41:51,076
they must remain fresh,
healthy and unmarked.
776
00:41:51,076 --> 00:41:53,144
So there will be
none of that stuff
777
00:41:53,144 --> 00:41:55,280
that some of your people
like to do. Like, um...
778
00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:03,655
Hip-checking, high-sticking,
tripping...butt-ending.
779
00:42:11,697 --> 00:42:12,330
These are your scripts.
780
00:42:13,765 --> 00:42:16,602
Your scripts
are your bibles.
781
00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:18,804
Let us imagine that
our script is called
782
00:42:18,804 --> 00:42:21,339
"The Ice Breakers beat
the Super Chiefs again."
783
00:42:21,339 --> 00:42:24,676
It's a comedy,
and every one of you
has a part to play in it.
784
00:42:24,676 --> 00:42:27,278
So, unlike
a Hollywood script,
785
00:42:27,278 --> 00:42:30,115
every one of these words
is to be respected
as written, is that clear?
786
00:42:30,115 --> 00:42:31,783
There will be no rewrites.
787
00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:35,887
Okay, good.
788
00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:39,557
So, from now on
we are not
going to practice,
789
00:42:40,726 --> 00:42:42,093
we're going to rehearse.
790
00:42:42,093 --> 00:42:43,795
We are not going to play,
791
00:42:45,030 --> 00:42:46,698
we're going to perform.
792
00:42:49,701 --> 00:42:51,970
Oh, um, Mr. Linden,
793
00:42:56,041 --> 00:42:57,308
head office will
no longer tolerate
794
00:42:57,308 --> 00:42:59,978
any lewd or lascivious
behavior out of you.
795
00:42:59,978 --> 00:43:01,780
What're you talking about?
796
00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:03,815
Don't play coy
with me, sister.
797
00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:06,151
That little girl was going
to be a very big star,
798
00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:08,720
before your liaison
got splashed
799
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:11,089
all over every
tabloid in town.
800
00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:12,590
Are we clear?
801
00:43:14,993 --> 00:43:16,327
Yes, ma'am.
802
00:43:19,831 --> 00:43:24,069
So, this is it, people.
803
00:43:25,236 --> 00:43:26,972
Places, please.
804
00:43:26,972 --> 00:43:28,073
Five, six, seven, eight!
805
00:44:00,772 --> 00:44:03,809
Don't touch that puck!
Come back here!
806
00:44:03,809 --> 00:44:06,978
This is not your scene
we're rehearsing!
Leave it alone!
807
00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:08,980
Yeah! All right!
Mr. Linden.
808
00:44:14,753 --> 00:44:15,520
Now, you just step back.
809
00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:19,390
Come on, boys.
Let's move, boys.
810
00:44:23,294 --> 00:44:25,163
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait a second!
811
00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:28,366
What is going on here?
Mr. Miller, please.
812
00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:36,241
Jesus! Stop that!
813
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,356
Jesus Christ!
814
00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:53,825
What kind of fucking
bullshit is this?
815
00:44:53,825 --> 00:44:55,827
Mr. Miller,
you wouldn't have lasted
816
00:44:55,827 --> 00:44:57,362
five minutes in
Paradise On Ice.
817
00:44:57,362 --> 00:44:59,264
Get out of here.
818
00:44:59,264 --> 00:45:01,499
You just take your
little act and you just
get it right down the ice.
819
00:45:01,499 --> 00:45:03,268
Go on.
Hurry up.
820
00:45:11,476 --> 00:45:13,845
You'll be fine,
Mr. Gasmer, I promise.
821
00:45:13,845 --> 00:45:16,314
Really. It's a sure
crowd pleaser.
822
00:45:16,314 --> 00:45:18,149
Just, um, assume
the position.
823
00:45:18,149 --> 00:45:19,184
That's it.
824
00:45:21,186 --> 00:45:24,255
Five, six,
seven, eight. Now!
825
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,295
ALL: Whoa!
826
00:45:30,295 --> 00:45:31,162
Holy shit!
827
00:45:36,134 --> 00:45:38,403
This was supposed
to be a family show.
828
00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:40,005
What the hell
were you thinking?
829
00:45:40,005 --> 00:45:41,306
Mr. Gasmer,
are you all right?
830
00:45:43,008 --> 00:45:46,411
Howell, when do we start
practicing real hockey?
831
00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:47,913
Real hockey?
Yes.
832
00:45:47,913 --> 00:45:49,414
This is real hockey.
833
00:45:49,414 --> 00:45:52,317
No, this is you
rehearsing your show.
834
00:45:52,317 --> 00:45:54,385
We're supposed to play
half exhibition games
and half real games.
835
00:45:57,555 --> 00:45:59,257
When do I work
with my guys?
836
00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:01,226
Soon. Soon.
837
00:46:02,794 --> 00:46:04,395
Pull my finger, Jeff.
838
00:46:04,395 --> 00:46:05,831
Whoa! That was a good one!
839
00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:10,802
Um, gentlemen.
Excuse me.
840
00:46:10,802 --> 00:46:12,203
May I talk to you
for a second?
841
00:46:12,203 --> 00:46:13,271
Sure.
842
00:46:16,207 --> 00:46:17,042
JEFF: Smells like beef jerky.
843
00:46:20,378 --> 00:46:22,113
All right,
all right, already.
844
00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:23,849
I heard you. God!
845
00:46:24,816 --> 00:46:26,317
What can I get you?
846
00:46:26,317 --> 00:46:27,518
I'd love some coffee
and the roast beef.
847
00:46:27,518 --> 00:46:29,354
And my friend,
Eminem, here,
848
00:46:29,354 --> 00:46:31,923
will have the tofu
with some heroin sauce.
849
00:46:31,923 --> 00:46:32,557
I'll have the chicken.
850
00:46:34,025 --> 00:46:36,094
See how bad
we pounded those
pricks today?
851
00:46:36,094 --> 00:46:37,896
Yeah, well, it almost
cost us our jobs.
852
00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:38,864
Whatever.
Hey, Palm.
853
00:46:42,067 --> 00:46:44,069
Look, all I'm saying is,
play it cool.
854
00:46:44,069 --> 00:46:45,570
That's easy
for you to say.
855
00:46:45,570 --> 00:46:47,205
This is probably
it for you.
856
00:46:47,205 --> 00:46:49,140
I still got a shot
at the NHL.
857
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,541
Not with that attitude.
858
00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:52,477
That stunt
you pulled today,
859
00:46:52,477 --> 00:46:53,744
it's because
of that attitude
860
00:46:53,744 --> 00:46:56,314
that you probably
didn't make the draft,
ever think of that?
861
00:46:59,017 --> 00:47:01,486
Yeah, you know, don't...
Okay, come on, don't.
862
00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:04,155
You always play
that joke on me.
It's not too fun, okay?
863
00:47:05,356 --> 00:47:07,092
So, I'll just
get a beer, eh?
Okay.
864
00:47:08,193 --> 00:47:09,895
That uniform is
kind of sexy.
865
00:47:11,096 --> 00:47:13,431
But you should
undo a button or two,
866
00:47:14,532 --> 00:47:17,102
put on a little show,
867
00:47:17,102 --> 00:47:21,039
'cause nothing gets guys
in the tipping mood
like a little...tit action.
868
00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:24,910
I'll keep that in mind.
869
00:47:27,445 --> 00:47:28,446
And for you?
870
00:47:29,247 --> 00:47:31,449
For me...
871
00:47:31,449 --> 00:47:34,252
Chicken, no skin.
Salad, fruit.
872
00:47:34,252 --> 00:47:35,954
On the plate,
all together.
873
00:47:35,954 --> 00:47:37,255
Nothing is to touch,
or else you take it back.
874
00:47:37,255 --> 00:47:38,256
Thank you, fuck you.
875
00:47:39,257 --> 00:47:41,092
Okay.
876
00:47:41,092 --> 00:47:42,360
SCHENKMAN: Yeah.
877
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,162
I've got some
coupons here.
878
00:47:44,162 --> 00:47:47,232
How's the...
"Snatch of the day"?
879
00:47:47,232 --> 00:47:48,166
GASMER:
Don't listen to them.
880
00:47:53,104 --> 00:47:53,905
HANSONS: Hey, guys.
ALL: Hey!
881
00:47:57,642 --> 00:48:00,178
Whoa. Where you going?
882
00:48:00,178 --> 00:48:02,013
HANSONS: We're going home.
883
00:48:02,013 --> 00:48:03,248
We're the
wrong asthmatics.
884
00:48:03,248 --> 00:48:04,983
No, you cement-head.
885
00:48:04,983 --> 00:48:07,352
Howell said we're
the wrong aesthetics.
But we're athletic.
886
00:48:07,352 --> 00:48:09,320
Guys, guys, guys!
Hold on! Hold on!
887
00:48:10,488 --> 00:48:12,057
What are you saying?
888
00:48:12,057 --> 00:48:13,491
Howell fired you guys?
889
00:48:13,491 --> 00:48:14,926
No. He said
we could go home.
890
00:48:14,926 --> 00:48:15,927
JEFF: Yeah, we're
the wrong asthmatics.
891
00:48:15,927 --> 00:48:16,928
No, it's aesthetics!
892
00:48:18,263 --> 00:48:20,231
Time-out, you guys.
893
00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:21,499
You were fired,
you morons.
894
00:48:27,505 --> 00:48:28,639
This is bullshit.
895
00:48:28,639 --> 00:48:31,142
No, Coach, it's okay,
896
00:48:31,142 --> 00:48:32,510
because we like to
play old-time hockey,
897
00:48:32,510 --> 00:48:33,945
you know,
like Eddie Shore.
898
00:48:33,945 --> 00:48:35,480
Dit Clapper.
And Toe Blake.
899
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,615
And Gordie Howe.
HANSONS: Gordie!
900
00:48:37,615 --> 00:48:39,717
Coach, this ain't hockey.
901
00:48:39,717 --> 00:48:42,053
Listen to me, boys.
902
00:48:42,053 --> 00:48:44,022
This ain't over.
903
00:48:44,022 --> 00:48:45,690
I'll be in touch, all right?
904
00:48:45,690 --> 00:48:47,525
Okay. All right, Coach.
Thanks, Coach.
905
00:48:47,525 --> 00:48:48,459
See you later.
906
00:48:50,361 --> 00:48:51,596
Did he say
anything about me?
907
00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:53,965
No. Sorry, Miller.
Shit.
908
00:48:53,965 --> 00:48:55,100
That's okay.
See you, guys.
909
00:49:07,412 --> 00:49:10,281
Ah! Never mind the kids.
910
00:49:10,281 --> 00:49:11,749
Never mind the zoning laws.
911
00:49:11,749 --> 00:49:13,351
I want that land.
912
00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:19,557
Listen, John,
for me to donate
$500,000 to your party,
913
00:49:19,557 --> 00:49:21,359
I don't need
phone calls like this.
914
00:49:29,034 --> 00:49:30,435
I'm sorry,
can I help you?
915
00:49:30,435 --> 00:49:32,170
Yeah. I'd like to see
Richmond Claremont.
916
00:49:32,170 --> 00:49:34,205
Do you have an appointment?
917
00:49:34,205 --> 00:49:35,406
No. But, uh...
918
00:49:40,378 --> 00:49:41,479
Why, that's impossible.
919
00:49:43,714 --> 00:49:44,749
Right.
Hey, wait.
920
00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:47,452
Get me Mr. Cooper.
921
00:49:47,452 --> 00:49:51,189
If you wanna
stay a congressman
and retain your tenure,
922
00:49:51,189 --> 00:49:53,691
then I suggest you do
something about this.
923
00:49:53,691 --> 00:49:54,559
Excuse me.
924
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:04,735
Who are you?
925
00:50:04,735 --> 00:50:06,771
Don't say a thing.
Do not say another word.
As your lawyer...
926
00:50:08,439 --> 00:50:10,541
Linden, what
are you doing here?
927
00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:12,510
I didn't know
what to do.
928
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:15,413
He said you were
going to be arrested
on cocaine possession.
929
00:50:15,413 --> 00:50:17,748
Cooper, what's going on?
Who is this man and
how did he get in here?
930
00:50:24,422 --> 00:50:28,126
You're an FBI agent?
No. I'm Sean Linden.
931
00:50:28,126 --> 00:50:31,096
I'm the captain of
your new hockey team,
the Super Chiefs.
932
00:50:31,096 --> 00:50:32,029
This is a real badge.
933
00:50:32,463 --> 00:50:33,398
Yeah.
934
00:50:34,465 --> 00:50:35,300
I won it in a card game.
935
00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:49,114
Movie stars,
heads of state, senators
936
00:50:49,114 --> 00:50:50,815
do not get in this room
without clearance.
937
00:50:51,849 --> 00:50:53,551
Yet a hockey lug strolls in.
938
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,388
Olive, go back
to your desk.
You stay here.
939
00:50:59,624 --> 00:51:01,659
Oh...
940
00:51:05,530 --> 00:51:06,597
Sean Linden.
941
00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:10,301
You got a lot of juice.
942
00:51:11,336 --> 00:51:13,771
I'm impressed by that.
943
00:51:13,771 --> 00:51:17,375
I'm very busy but
I'll give you five minutes,
starting right now.
944
00:51:17,375 --> 00:51:20,311
I'm here 'cause
I'm pissed off about
this whole Hanson thing.
945
00:51:20,311 --> 00:51:21,879
The Hanson thing?
What are you
referring to?
946
00:51:21,879 --> 00:51:23,581
The three brothers
that are on the team.
947
00:51:23,581 --> 00:51:25,383
They're the heart
and soul of everything.
948
00:51:25,383 --> 00:51:29,420
The mutant robots
with thick glasses.
949
00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:30,821
Howell told me
they were wrong.
950
00:51:30,821 --> 00:51:33,358
Why? Because
they love hockey?
951
00:51:33,358 --> 00:51:34,892
There's more where
they came from.
952
00:51:34,892 --> 00:51:36,761
You're not threatening
me, are you?
LINDEN: Warning you.
953
00:51:36,761 --> 00:51:38,763
Oh.
954
00:51:38,763 --> 00:51:43,134
Me and the guys are
getting sick and tired of
your off-Broadway revue.
955
00:51:43,134 --> 00:51:45,670
We starting to feel like
you got no respect the game.
I don't.
956
00:51:48,406 --> 00:51:51,209
What do you mean?
I don't respect your
little game, Mr. Linden.
957
00:51:51,209 --> 00:51:53,778
I respect money
and television ratings,
958
00:51:53,778 --> 00:51:56,247
and this league brings
a lot more of both.
959
00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:00,551
Right.
960
00:52:00,551 --> 00:52:02,787
So then it's all about
cleaning up at the bank.
961
00:52:03,721 --> 00:52:06,691
What's wrong with that?
962
00:52:06,691 --> 00:52:09,660
We both get more
of what we want.
963
00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:14,632
Better America
gets a vehicle to promote
their wholesome agenda.
964
00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:16,734
You and the Ice Breakers
make some more money.
I get a hit show.
965
00:52:18,436 --> 00:52:20,471
What's your problem?
966
00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:22,640
The problem is,
you got me and
the new coach
967
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,909
and the whole damn
team down here
968
00:52:24,909 --> 00:52:27,412
thinking that eventually
we're gonna play
in some real games.
969
00:52:27,412 --> 00:52:29,514
Well, you are.
970
00:52:29,514 --> 00:52:31,482
Don't bullshit
a bullshitter,
Mr. Claremont.
971
00:52:33,384 --> 00:52:34,252
I know what
it sounds like.
972
00:52:36,787 --> 00:52:37,755
I respect that.
973
00:52:39,357 --> 00:52:41,226
I tell you what you do.
974
00:52:43,728 --> 00:52:46,597
You go tell your teammates
who are losing heart
975
00:52:48,366 --> 00:52:50,368
that I will double
their salaries.
976
00:52:54,639 --> 00:52:56,541
You're gonna
double our salaries?
977
00:52:56,541 --> 00:52:58,243
That depends on you.
978
00:52:58,243 --> 00:53:01,312
You mean if I forget
some of this conversation.
979
00:53:01,312 --> 00:53:03,381
I'm forgetting this
conversation right now.
980
00:53:06,251 --> 00:53:07,252
Right.
981
00:53:12,290 --> 00:53:13,391
Mr. Linden?
982
00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:17,662
I trust
we understand each other.
983
00:53:19,730 --> 00:53:21,532
I'll see you around,
Claremont.
984
00:53:23,434 --> 00:53:26,003
He's going to
double our salaries?
985
00:53:26,003 --> 00:53:28,706
LINDEN: Well, that's
what the man said.
986
00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:29,607
So...
987
00:53:34,379 --> 00:53:34,845
What do you
wanna do, boys?
988
00:53:36,481 --> 00:53:37,682
Do we agree?
989
00:53:39,450 --> 00:53:40,585
I'm in.
ALL: Yeah.
990
00:53:48,393 --> 00:53:50,027
I'm ready.
991
00:53:50,027 --> 00:53:51,562
CARIBOO: Yo, man,
you sure you're ready?
992
00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:52,930
Yeah, I'm ready.
Come on.
993
00:53:52,930 --> 00:53:54,699
Okay.
994
00:53:54,699 --> 00:53:57,468
Thanks, Cariboo.
995
00:53:57,468 --> 00:54:00,004
What the hell
is going on in here?
996
00:54:00,004 --> 00:54:01,639
It's okay, Coach.
997
00:54:01,639 --> 00:54:03,441
The day of his
high school championship,
998
00:54:03,441 --> 00:54:06,811
Gasmer's girlfriend
broke up with him and
kneed him in the nuts.
999
00:54:06,811 --> 00:54:08,779
He had a shutout that night.
1000
00:54:08,779 --> 00:54:10,648
It's just part
of his ritual.
1001
00:54:10,648 --> 00:54:12,817
You crazy bastard.
1002
00:54:12,817 --> 00:54:15,753
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen.
1003
00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:19,324
Better America
and Claremont Family Media
1004
00:54:19,324 --> 00:54:22,793
take great pleasure
in presenting to you
the Omaha Ice Breakers,
1005
00:54:22,793 --> 00:54:25,596
led by their captain,
Skipper Tesh.
1006
00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:28,799
Give a big warm welcome
to Trent, Ash, Rob,
1007
00:54:28,799 --> 00:54:31,369
Will, Blaine, Ethan,
1008
00:54:31,369 --> 00:54:34,539
Jordan, Leo,
Flynn and Justin!
1009
00:54:35,806 --> 00:54:38,576
And challenging
our Omaha boys...
1010
00:54:38,576 --> 00:54:41,011
The Super Chiefs,
from Charlestown.
1011
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,551
Better America
is a company dedicated
to fine entertainment.
1012
00:54:46,551 --> 00:54:48,619
Better America,
the name you can trust
1013
00:54:48,619 --> 00:54:50,020
for family values
and wholesome recreation.
1014
00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:52,022
Better America,
finding new ways
1015
00:54:52,022 --> 00:54:55,560
to make our country
a better America.
1016
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,762
Feel like I'm in the
fuckin' Ice Capades.
1017
00:55:15,513 --> 00:55:16,881
That was just so rude.
1018
00:55:19,850 --> 00:55:21,619
Sweet.
1019
00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:24,389
Fuck this shit.
1020
00:55:24,389 --> 00:55:26,657
Let's remind these assholes
who the real stars are.
1021
00:55:26,657 --> 00:55:27,858
Dish out some fuckin' hurt.
1022
00:55:28,893 --> 00:55:29,994
No problem.
1023
00:55:34,365 --> 00:55:36,401
You bush-league asshole.
Thanks, princess.
1024
00:55:37,602 --> 00:55:38,936
ANNOUNCER: Puck is dropped.
1025
00:55:38,936 --> 00:55:41,038
Miller wins the draw.
Pushes it back to Linden.
1026
00:55:41,038 --> 00:55:42,339
Linden, who sets out
bringing it down the ice.
1027
00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:44,375
But don't worry, folks,
this isn't going to last long.
1028
00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:45,810
Ice Breakers
all over 'em now.
1029
00:55:45,810 --> 00:55:46,977
Skipper Tesh
has his eye on him.
1030
00:55:46,977 --> 00:55:48,579
There's a pass across ice...
1031
00:55:48,579 --> 00:55:49,980
But Trent intercepts,
flies down.
1032
00:55:49,980 --> 00:55:51,616
Skipper Tesh
going into position now.
1033
00:55:51,616 --> 00:55:53,618
Fakes a shot.
1034
00:55:53,618 --> 00:55:56,521
Tesh picks it up
and right through
Gasmer's legs!
1035
00:55:56,521 --> 00:55:57,855
Boy, he's not
going to like that.
1036
00:55:57,855 --> 00:55:59,123
None of them are.
Miller embarrassed,
1037
00:55:59,123 --> 00:56:01,659
Gasmer's protesting.
It's not gonna do any good.
1038
00:56:01,659 --> 00:56:03,060
It's still Ice Breakers one,
Super Chiefs zero.
1039
00:56:03,060 --> 00:56:04,662
You liked that one,
huh, princess?
1040
00:56:08,165 --> 00:56:10,768
LINDEN: You all right?
1041
00:56:10,768 --> 00:56:12,570
Bastard gutted me
like a fish.
Let it go.
1042
00:56:14,905 --> 00:56:16,707
ANNOUNCER: And here come
the Ice Breakers again!
1043
00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:17,942
It's a three on two rush,
1044
00:56:17,942 --> 00:56:19,777
they're coming
down the ice and
now watch...
1045
00:56:19,777 --> 00:56:21,546
Ooh, the old
belly slide trick!
1046
00:56:21,546 --> 00:56:23,814
Ooh!
1047
00:56:23,814 --> 00:56:26,183
That's what I call
ringin' the old chapel bells.
1048
00:56:26,183 --> 00:56:26,917
Come on!
Hey!
1049
00:56:31,689 --> 00:56:33,958
This is crap.
I don't remember us
rehearsing cheap shots.
1050
00:56:33,958 --> 00:56:37,161
This is fucked.
Are we supposed
to take this shit?
1051
00:56:37,161 --> 00:56:39,864
What can I tell you?
We can't touch 'em.
Those are the rules.
1052
00:56:39,864 --> 00:56:40,865
This deal keeps gettin'
better and better.
1053
00:56:41,799 --> 00:56:43,634
Fucking bullshit.
1054
00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:50,808
ANNOUNCER: Now Leo
spins backward,
looking to pass.
1055
00:56:50,808 --> 00:56:52,142
But not to Skipper.
He's busy checking Miller.
1056
00:56:52,843 --> 00:56:53,744
Shit.
1057
00:56:58,082 --> 00:56:58,949
Fucker.
1058
00:57:00,951 --> 00:57:02,286
Miller, don't!
1059
00:57:02,286 --> 00:57:04,855
ANNOUNCER: Look out, Skipper.
Watch out behind you.
1060
00:57:04,855 --> 00:57:07,091
Skipper is attacked
in the mid-ice,
first in 10!
1061
00:57:07,091 --> 00:57:08,025
The crowd going crazy now.
1062
00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:14,732
Son of a bitch!
1063
00:57:14,732 --> 00:57:16,467
Boys, stay calm.
Don't get angry.
1064
00:57:16,467 --> 00:57:18,669
What the hell...
Where does it say
they fight?
1065
00:57:18,669 --> 00:57:19,870
It doesn't say
they fight on mine.
Give me your page six quick!
1066
00:57:23,841 --> 00:57:26,243
You are hockey artists,
not wrestlers!
1067
00:57:26,243 --> 00:57:27,678
Hockey artists!
1068
00:57:27,678 --> 00:57:29,013
Hey, guys!
1069
00:57:29,013 --> 00:57:30,548
Here we go again.
1070
00:57:30,548 --> 00:57:31,582
Linden! Linden!
1071
00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:33,651
What the hell
are you doing?
1072
00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:37,221
If Mr. Claremont was here,
he would go through the roof.
1073
00:57:37,221 --> 00:57:39,156
You are not supposed
to touch those guys.
1074
00:57:39,156 --> 00:57:41,125
Tell them to lay off
the cheap shots.
1075
00:57:41,125 --> 00:57:43,661
My guys are just
defending themselves.
1076
00:57:43,661 --> 00:57:47,498
Defending themselves?
Lady, it's like fuckin'
Gladiator out there.
1077
00:57:47,498 --> 00:57:50,067
Skipper's ribs are bruised.
And Trent's nose... Shattered.
1078
00:57:51,569 --> 00:57:53,037
Boo fucking hoo!
1079
00:57:53,037 --> 00:57:54,872
What do you expect,
you pansy?
This is hockey!
1080
00:57:54,872 --> 00:57:57,074
No, this is not hockey.
1081
00:57:57,074 --> 00:57:59,710
It's a goddamn circus.
1082
00:57:59,710 --> 00:58:00,678
That's right, a circus.
And you're the clowns,
so play your parts!
1083
00:58:04,281 --> 00:58:06,183
The next person
that touches one of them
1084
00:58:06,183 --> 00:58:07,251
will be sued for
breach of contract.
1085
00:58:09,620 --> 00:58:11,055
Think I'm not serious?
Then try me.
1086
00:58:20,264 --> 00:58:23,133
COOPER: So this week
is ''meet the media''.
1087
00:58:23,133 --> 00:58:25,603
Tomorrow, we have
a photo session
with the Seattle Post.
1088
00:58:25,603 --> 00:58:29,239
Skipper, you have
an interview at 11:13
with Hockey Weekly.
1089
00:58:29,239 --> 00:58:31,909
Now, gentlemen,
you are representing
the Claremont family,
1090
00:58:31,909 --> 00:58:34,178
so I trust you will be
on your best behavior.
1091
00:58:34,945 --> 00:58:35,746
No.
1092
00:58:42,553 --> 00:58:43,954
You sure about this?
1093
00:58:43,954 --> 00:58:45,823
Hey, Cooper said
he wanted a circus.
1094
00:58:45,823 --> 00:58:46,290
I'm just giving him
what he wants.
1095
00:58:49,627 --> 00:58:53,097
Excuse me,
could you direct me to
your nearest washroom?
1096
00:58:53,097 --> 00:58:56,767
I just had your
continental breakfast and
I gotta take a wicked shit.
1097
00:58:56,767 --> 00:58:58,869
I don't think
you're supposed
to be back here.
1098
00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:00,838
All right. Okay, I'm just
gonna take a fuckin' shit
1099
00:59:00,838 --> 00:59:01,806
right here on that
tray of muffins, okay?
1100
00:59:02,740 --> 00:59:04,709
All right. Relax.
1101
00:59:06,343 --> 00:59:08,245
I'll show you.
Thank you.
1102
00:59:08,245 --> 00:59:10,080
I had the continental
breakfast yesterday,
1103
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,749
but it didn't affect
my bowels this way.
1104
00:59:23,661 --> 00:59:26,631
MILLER: This should put
some lead in your pencils.
1105
00:59:26,631 --> 00:59:29,233
COOPER: And the last thing
on the agenda is this morning.
1106
00:59:29,233 --> 00:59:32,637
We will be visiting with
the Women of Spokane
Charity League luncheon,
1107
00:59:32,637 --> 00:59:37,174
and you boys will
participate in a bachelor
auction for charity.
1108
00:59:37,174 --> 00:59:41,111
It's great PR
and a fantastic
photo op, so...
1109
00:59:41,111 --> 00:59:43,147
Finish your breakfast,
we leave in 15 minutes.
1110
00:59:45,883 --> 00:59:47,317
WOMAN: What an
absolutely lovely day.
1111
00:59:47,317 --> 00:59:50,788
COOPER: Ladies, ladies,
can I get your
attention, please?
1112
00:59:50,788 --> 00:59:53,257
On behalf of Mr. Claremont
and the Ice Breakers,
1113
00:59:53,257 --> 00:59:55,893
I'd like to thank you all
for your hospitality.
1114
00:59:55,893 --> 00:59:59,864
Now on to the fun part,
our bachelor auction.
1115
00:59:59,864 --> 01:00:03,834
Each lucky winner will
spend the entire day with
the bachelor of their choice.
1116
01:00:03,834 --> 01:00:06,270
First up,
Mr. Skipper Tesh.
1117
01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:08,005
He was captain of
the Yale hockey team,
1118
01:00:08,005 --> 01:00:10,374
now captain of
the Ice Breakers.
1119
01:00:10,374 --> 01:00:13,410
Bids start at $50.
$50.
1120
01:00:13,410 --> 01:00:16,013
Very good.
Do I hear 60?
BOTH: $60.
1121
01:00:16,013 --> 01:00:17,948
COOPER: Fantastic.
Do I hear...
1122
01:00:17,948 --> 01:00:20,050
Is it getting
hot out here?
1123
01:00:20,050 --> 01:00:20,951
I don't know what it is,
but my heart is
beating like a rabbit.
1124
01:00:25,355 --> 01:00:26,390
Oh!
1125
01:00:26,390 --> 01:00:27,825
Oh, dear God!
1126
01:00:29,694 --> 01:00:31,028
$100!
1127
01:00:32,897 --> 01:00:35,065
Oh, my.
150.
1128
01:00:35,065 --> 01:00:36,366
COOPER: 150!
1129
01:00:38,002 --> 01:00:39,804
Get it together.
I can't control it!
1130
01:00:39,804 --> 01:00:40,805
BOTH: 200.
1131
01:00:40,805 --> 01:00:42,339
$250.
1132
01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:47,077
300.
1133
01:00:47,077 --> 01:00:48,713
FEMALE REPORTER:
Something tragic
happened today
1134
01:00:48,713 --> 01:00:51,348
at the celebrity auction
in Spokane, Washington,
1135
01:00:51,348 --> 01:00:54,184
where the Ice Breakers
of Omaha, Nebraska
found themselves...
1136
01:00:54,184 --> 01:00:57,087
...in somewhat of an
embarrassing predicament.
1137
01:00:57,087 --> 01:00:58,889
Following
a breakfast reception
1138
01:00:58,889 --> 01:01:00,357
at the local
conference center...
1139
01:01:00,357 --> 01:01:02,026
Shit, it's Coach!
1140
01:01:02,026 --> 01:01:02,993
Act natural.
1141
01:01:05,996 --> 01:01:07,264
MILLER: What's
going on, Coach?
1142
01:01:07,264 --> 01:01:08,065
How you doin'?
1143
01:01:09,299 --> 01:01:10,935
Hey, boys.
1144
01:01:10,935 --> 01:01:13,370
ALL: Hello, Coach.
1145
01:01:13,370 --> 01:01:16,006
So, guys, I just got
a call from Cooper.
1146
01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:19,209
Evidently someone
drugged the Ice Breakers.
1147
01:01:19,209 --> 01:01:23,380
They all got wood
at a senior citizens'
luncheon today.
1148
01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:24,949
You know anything
about that, do you?
No, ma'am.
1149
01:01:25,983 --> 01:01:27,151
JESSIE: No?
1150
01:01:28,418 --> 01:01:29,854
I didn't think so.
1151
01:01:31,321 --> 01:01:34,024
Okay. Well, as you were.
1152
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:35,425
GASMER: Good night, Coach.
JESSIE: Good night.
1153
01:01:35,425 --> 01:01:36,794
GASMER: See you tomorrow.
1154
01:01:48,505 --> 01:01:50,040
Yeah?
1155
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:53,210
This is Martin Matthews
of the American
Express collections.
1156
01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:54,979
I've been trying...
1157
01:01:54,979 --> 01:01:57,181
Christ! How do
these guys find me?
1158
01:02:04,221 --> 01:02:05,322
Couldn't be.
1159
01:02:08,926 --> 01:02:09,794
Yeah?
1160
01:02:11,862 --> 01:02:14,331
Hey, Coop.
Come on in.
No.
1161
01:02:14,331 --> 01:02:16,033
I imagine you heard
about the incident.
1162
01:02:17,467 --> 01:02:19,336
It's all over SportsCenter.
1163
01:02:19,336 --> 01:02:20,971
Yes.
1164
01:02:20,971 --> 01:02:22,840
Well, although
there's no proof,
1165
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:24,508
I think we both know
who was behind this.
1166
01:02:26,811 --> 01:02:28,278
I'll talk to the guys.
1167
01:02:28,278 --> 01:02:31,015
I need a little
more from you, Sean.
1168
01:02:31,015 --> 01:02:32,817
I need you
to lead these men,
show 'em the way.
1169
01:02:33,851 --> 01:02:34,852
I know you need the money.
1170
01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:38,055
Don't let them
screw this up for you.
1171
01:02:54,138 --> 01:02:55,139
You know,
my grandmother's single,
if you're interested.
1172
01:02:56,340 --> 01:02:57,942
What the fuck
did you just say,
1173
01:02:57,942 --> 01:03:00,077
you white trash
sack of shit?
1174
01:03:00,077 --> 01:03:01,478
Faggot.
SKIPPER: Huh?
1175
01:03:01,478 --> 01:03:03,981
Knock it off, guys.
1176
01:03:03,981 --> 01:03:05,850
We got a show to do.
Miller, let's go.
1177
01:03:09,086 --> 01:03:10,554
Yeah, she does yoga.
SKIPPER: Better watch
your fuckin' back.
1178
01:03:10,554 --> 01:03:13,290
All right, pal.
1179
01:03:13,290 --> 01:03:14,825
ANNOUNCER: Skipper
wins the opening faceoff,
1180
01:03:14,825 --> 01:03:16,526
flips to Ash,
who passes to Flynn,
1181
01:03:16,526 --> 01:03:18,128
who takes the puck,
drops back,
1182
01:03:18,128 --> 01:03:21,932
and throws long to Trent.
1183
01:03:21,932 --> 01:03:24,368
He's got it.
He drops it for Skipper Tesh,
who shoots and scores!
1184
01:03:26,871 --> 01:03:28,538
Six points for that one.
1185
01:03:28,538 --> 01:03:29,874
Man, have you ever seen
anything like that?
1186
01:03:29,874 --> 01:03:31,341
What precision passing!
1187
01:03:40,117 --> 01:03:41,618
The Ice Breakers
are still in possession...
1188
01:03:41,618 --> 01:03:42,519
You all right?
1189
01:03:44,188 --> 01:03:46,056
I'm gonna fucking
kill that guy.
1190
01:03:46,056 --> 01:03:47,391
ANNOUNCER:
...I'll tell you
the families here
1191
01:03:47,391 --> 01:03:48,525
and the kids seem to love
that clown, Palmberg.
1192
01:03:48,525 --> 01:03:51,095
What a pratfall he took.
They love to see...
1193
01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:53,463
50 bucks
if you do it again.
1194
01:03:55,365 --> 01:03:56,266
60.
1195
01:03:57,201 --> 01:03:58,035
You're on.
Okay.
1196
01:03:59,436 --> 01:04:00,537
ANNOUNCER:
Play coming back now.
1197
01:04:00,537 --> 01:04:02,306
The Ice Breakers
bring the puck up ice.
1198
01:04:02,306 --> 01:04:04,574
Palmberg back on his feet,
1199
01:04:04,574 --> 01:04:07,144
the play going
by him and whoa,
down he goes again!
1200
01:04:07,144 --> 01:04:09,346
All that's missing
from the Super Chiefs
tonight, folks,
1201
01:04:09,346 --> 01:04:10,414
are the clown shoes
and funny noses.
1202
01:04:11,515 --> 01:04:13,984
See? They love you.
1203
01:04:57,027 --> 01:04:57,962
Yeah!
1204
01:05:07,237 --> 01:05:08,205
Whoo-hoo!
1205
01:05:47,044 --> 01:05:49,279
LINDEN: Way to go, boys!
1206
01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:51,048
Now that's what
I call a show, huh?
1207
01:05:54,751 --> 01:05:57,487
Sounded like we were
scoring goals out there.
1208
01:05:57,487 --> 01:05:59,489
You were scoring
with the fans!
1209
01:06:26,683 --> 01:06:28,185
Let me get a beer.
1210
01:06:30,087 --> 01:06:31,188
Hello.
Hi.
1211
01:06:32,622 --> 01:06:34,724
What are you doing
at the enemy's hotel?
1212
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:38,262
I splurged.
It's my dime.
1213
01:06:40,564 --> 01:06:43,333
I couldn't take
one more night in a hotel
that rents by the hour.
1214
01:06:44,601 --> 01:06:46,203
What are you doing here?
1215
01:06:47,437 --> 01:06:49,039
When I played
in the Pacific League,
1216
01:06:49,039 --> 01:06:51,241
this used to be
our favorite bar.
1217
01:06:51,241 --> 01:06:52,509
JESSIE: When you went
trolling for waitresses?
1218
01:06:52,509 --> 01:06:55,045
No. Stewardesses.
1219
01:06:55,045 --> 01:06:56,780
Stewardesses, of course.
1220
01:06:59,716 --> 01:07:00,484
You know something?
1221
01:07:02,419 --> 01:07:03,487
I always thought
your grandfather
was awesome.
1222
01:07:06,623 --> 01:07:09,059
Yeah, I'm sure
he's especially proud
1223
01:07:09,059 --> 01:07:11,261
how I'm making
a mockery of his game.
1224
01:07:11,261 --> 01:07:13,330
What do you mean?
You're not making a mockery,
it's just a show.
1225
01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:18,402
That happened fast,
didn't it?
What?
1226
01:07:18,402 --> 01:07:19,669
You loved this game.
1227
01:07:20,670 --> 01:07:22,306
You've given up on it.
1228
01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:26,410
No, I haven't.
What would you call it?
1229
01:07:26,410 --> 01:07:28,512
An opportunity.
1230
01:07:28,512 --> 01:07:29,813
I'm accepting
my position in life.
1231
01:07:32,382 --> 01:07:34,284
Well, congratulations.
1232
01:07:34,284 --> 01:07:37,654
You've got all the guys
giving up and accepting
their position in life.
1233
01:07:37,654 --> 01:07:39,656
They're playing like
complete bozos out there.
1234
01:07:39,656 --> 01:07:41,591
What about you?
1235
01:07:41,591 --> 01:07:43,827
You knew the deal
coming in.
1236
01:07:43,827 --> 01:07:46,430
Why aren't you off somewhere
coaching some college?
1237
01:07:46,430 --> 01:07:48,532
Like the
women's team at Wellesley,
something like that?
1238
01:07:48,532 --> 01:07:49,466
Yeah.
1239
01:07:51,668 --> 01:07:53,570
My girls won four titles
in five years.
1240
01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:55,872
Why aren't you still there?
1241
01:07:55,872 --> 01:07:57,407
Because there's
nothing left to prove.
1242
01:07:58,742 --> 01:07:59,809
You know what
I really want to do?
1243
01:07:59,809 --> 01:08:01,145
Coach the Ice Breakers?
1244
01:08:01,145 --> 01:08:03,213
Yeah.
1245
01:08:03,213 --> 01:08:05,149
I'd rather pour
pitchers at Hooters.
1246
01:08:06,550 --> 01:08:08,185
I wanna coach in the NHL.
1247
01:08:09,819 --> 01:08:12,889
And when
we start playing
these real games
1248
01:08:12,889 --> 01:08:14,691
and I get you guys
playing the way
I know you can play,
1249
01:08:17,227 --> 01:08:18,395
then I'm gonna
get some attention.
1250
01:08:21,531 --> 01:08:22,532
Jessie...
1251
01:08:27,571 --> 01:08:31,341
You don't really believe
Claremont and his promise
of real games, do you?
1252
01:08:31,341 --> 01:08:33,377
It's in my contract.
1253
01:08:33,377 --> 01:08:34,444
I wouldn't have
signed it otherwise.
1254
01:08:37,347 --> 01:08:38,315
Do you know something
I don't know?
1255
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:44,521
To real games.
1256
01:08:49,726 --> 01:08:50,894
To real games.
1257
01:08:59,503 --> 01:09:02,206
I can't believe
you just used
the word ''dickweed''.
1258
01:09:03,773 --> 01:09:05,809
What?
I saw you when
you played for Boston.
1259
01:09:07,544 --> 01:09:09,213
I thought you were cute.
1260
01:09:11,215 --> 01:09:12,416
Really?
This is me.
1261
01:09:18,188 --> 01:09:19,489
Your room must
have a nice view.
1262
01:09:20,290 --> 01:09:21,458
It's excellent.
1263
01:09:28,898 --> 01:09:31,401
A lot of those
little soaps?
1264
01:09:31,401 --> 01:09:33,169
Lots of little soaps.
Yeah.
1265
01:09:36,740 --> 01:09:39,343
Get some rest, Sean.
1266
01:09:39,343 --> 01:09:41,278
You thought I was cute.
You're cute.
1267
01:09:44,348 --> 01:09:45,982
So if I try
to kiss you right now
1268
01:09:45,982 --> 01:09:47,417
you're not gonna
hit me, are you?
1269
01:09:53,423 --> 01:09:54,524
Go to sleep.
1270
01:10:16,980 --> 01:10:18,615
Getting a little slow
in your old age, huh?
1271
01:10:19,383 --> 01:10:20,684
I'm workin' on it.
1272
01:10:20,684 --> 01:10:21,651
You know, it's funny.
1273
01:10:25,689 --> 01:10:28,325
You used to be my idol
when I was growin' up.
1274
01:10:30,394 --> 01:10:31,528
Remember the seventh game
of the playoffs?
1275
01:10:38,268 --> 01:10:39,303
Kinda hard to forget.
1276
01:10:39,303 --> 01:10:42,038
Yes, it is.
1277
01:10:42,038 --> 01:10:45,008
Always wanted to ask you,
did you miss
that goal on purpose?
1278
01:10:45,008 --> 01:10:48,812
My usual response
to that question,
what do you think?
1279
01:10:48,812 --> 01:10:50,680
I don't know.
That's what everybody says.
1280
01:10:51,748 --> 01:10:52,549
The answer's "no."
1281
01:10:55,319 --> 01:10:56,586
Yeah, I used to gamble.
1282
01:10:57,321 --> 01:10:58,888
Never on hockey.
1283
01:10:58,888 --> 01:10:59,989
But you had
the whole net.
1284
01:11:04,561 --> 01:11:06,996
Never missed an
easy shot, huh, Skipper?
1285
01:11:06,996 --> 01:11:08,498
Let a puck get by you?
1286
01:11:09,533 --> 01:11:10,634
Trip over your own skate?
1287
01:11:11,735 --> 01:11:12,836
Shit happens.
1288
01:11:12,836 --> 01:11:14,003
Yeah, no kiddin'.
1289
01:11:15,672 --> 01:11:17,541
It's too bad,
though, you know?
1290
01:11:17,541 --> 01:11:18,274
You could have been
one of the greats.
1291
01:11:23,046 --> 01:11:23,947
Here.
1292
01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:27,317
Your rookie card.
1293
01:11:29,619 --> 01:11:32,922
Doesn't hold the same
value for me anymore,
you know what I mean?
1294
01:11:32,922 --> 01:11:34,758
I'll see you, Linden.
1295
01:11:38,995 --> 01:11:40,029
Weaver!
1296
01:11:43,066 --> 01:11:45,935
All right,
let's shake it, boys.
We got a game to play.
1297
01:11:45,935 --> 01:11:49,439
Listen, about last night.
I hope I didn't, you know...
1298
01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:50,640
Forget about it.
1299
01:11:54,110 --> 01:11:56,012
I'm workin' on it.
1300
01:12:04,354 --> 01:12:05,755
Oh, Palmberg!
1301
01:12:05,755 --> 01:12:06,923
Just five more minutes.
1302
01:12:10,494 --> 01:12:13,563
Coach, I only washed
my hair one time.
I have to go.
1303
01:12:13,563 --> 01:12:15,365
Be my guest.
Thank you.
1304
01:12:15,365 --> 01:12:17,066
GASMER: Yeah, Palmberg!
1305
01:12:24,574 --> 01:12:25,775
What's up, kid?
1306
01:12:25,775 --> 01:12:28,044
Fuck off, Linden!
1307
01:12:28,044 --> 01:12:29,779
What's your problem?
Gee, I don't know.
1308
01:12:29,779 --> 01:12:31,548
Maybe the fact
my career's been
sold down the river
1309
01:12:31,548 --> 01:12:33,650
to this fuckin' sideshow.
1310
01:12:33,650 --> 01:12:35,485
What are you
talkin' about?
1311
01:12:35,485 --> 01:12:36,920
The other guys seem happy.
1312
01:12:39,122 --> 01:12:40,524
Whatever helps you
sleep better.
1313
01:12:44,428 --> 01:12:46,796
Great news, everyone.
Mr. Claremont
is here tonight.
1314
01:12:46,796 --> 01:12:48,632
Keep your fuckin' money.
1315
01:12:48,632 --> 01:12:49,933
He couldn't be
more pleased.
1316
01:12:49,933 --> 01:12:51,701
In fact, he
wanted me to tell you
1317
01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:53,837
just how proud he is of
each and every one of you.
1318
01:12:55,639 --> 01:12:57,941
COOPER: Great work.
Great, great work!
1319
01:12:57,941 --> 01:13:00,009
He wants to tell you
exactly how proud
he is of all of you.
1320
01:13:01,010 --> 01:13:03,913
Damn! I love per diem!
1321
01:13:03,913 --> 01:13:05,649
Can you believe
we almost walked away
from all this?
1322
01:13:06,650 --> 01:13:08,452
Seanie, you're the best.
1323
01:13:09,453 --> 01:13:11,688
Huh
1324
01:13:11,688 --> 01:13:13,890
You make it
very good, Sean.
Very good.
1325
01:13:13,890 --> 01:13:15,091
Very good money.
Very good, Sean.
1326
01:13:19,963 --> 01:13:21,698
Dage, great work.
Thank you.
1327
01:13:31,841 --> 01:13:32,609
Welcome back, old man.
1328
01:13:45,989 --> 01:13:49,025
You know,
Mr. Claremont, um...
1329
01:13:49,025 --> 01:13:51,661
When I agreed
to take care
of the Chiefs,
1330
01:13:51,661 --> 01:13:54,464
you said I'd get
that promotion
to vice president.
1331
01:13:54,464 --> 01:13:56,733
I'm watching
the game right now.
1332
01:13:56,733 --> 01:13:57,634
Talk about it later.
1333
01:14:01,605 --> 01:14:03,673
ANNOUNCER: And here
comes Flynn to center ice.
1334
01:14:03,673 --> 01:14:04,541
He's calling them
all together.
1335
01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:05,842
He's giving them
the signal.
1336
01:14:05,842 --> 01:14:09,045
Ash, Leo, Blaine responding.
Tesh getting in here.
1337
01:14:09,045 --> 01:14:10,714
You know what this is,
ladies and gentleman.
1338
01:14:10,714 --> 01:14:12,582
Look. That's her.
1339
01:14:12,582 --> 01:14:14,250
ANNOUNCER: It's time for
the Ice Breaker pinwheel.
1340
01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:16,886
I blew the last guy
on the pinwheel.
1341
01:14:16,886 --> 01:14:19,222
ANNOUNCER:
Where they will stop,
nobody knows!
1342
01:14:19,222 --> 01:14:22,659
As they spin around
picking up speed and
okay, there goes Trent...
1343
01:14:22,659 --> 01:14:25,629
Oh! He slams
right into Janacek!
Jesus Christ!
1344
01:14:25,629 --> 01:14:28,131
Ladies and Gentlemen,
we have another
derailed Super Chief.
1345
01:14:28,131 --> 01:14:30,534
Boy, the kids are eating up
this excellent stunt work,
ladies and gentlemen.
1346
01:14:30,534 --> 01:14:32,669
Yanny! Yanny,
you all right?
1347
01:14:33,937 --> 01:14:35,772
Yanny, you all right?
1348
01:14:39,943 --> 01:14:42,979
Son of a bitch.
1349
01:14:42,979 --> 01:14:44,781
All right, come on.
You'll be all right.
Come on, let's go.
1350
01:14:44,781 --> 01:14:46,482
Get up. Let me see.
1351
01:14:48,184 --> 01:14:49,753
Jesus Christ!
1352
01:14:49,753 --> 01:14:52,221
Don't worry, Coach.
That's show business.
1353
01:14:52,221 --> 01:14:53,657
Show business.
1354
01:14:53,657 --> 01:14:55,592
ANNOUNCER: You know
these Eastern European
performers
1355
01:14:55,592 --> 01:14:57,160
have that strong
circus background.
1356
01:14:57,160 --> 01:15:00,129
They love the roar
of the crowd, the smell
of the greasepaint.
1357
01:15:00,129 --> 01:15:01,230
He's eating it up,
this guy.
1358
01:15:01,230 --> 01:15:03,900
He's taking a few
minutes off now, folks.
1359
01:15:04,768 --> 01:15:06,102
Congratulations.
1360
01:15:06,102 --> 01:15:07,671
Your brainwash is complete.
1361
01:15:13,710 --> 01:15:15,579
ANNOUNCER:
There's a baleful glance
1362
01:15:15,579 --> 01:15:18,314
between two
ice warriors,
Trent and Linden.
1363
01:15:18,314 --> 01:15:20,984
Now Linden skating...
Oh, look out,
Trent, behind ya!
1364
01:15:20,984 --> 01:15:22,719
He's just clocked by Linden.
1365
01:15:22,719 --> 01:15:24,754
They both go down and now...
1366
01:15:24,754 --> 01:15:27,223
Here we go again,
ladies and gentleman.
1367
01:15:27,223 --> 01:15:29,192
You know, as I said,
these stunts are
carefully rehearsed,
1368
01:15:29,192 --> 01:15:31,127
so they look as
realistic as possible.
1369
01:15:31,127 --> 01:15:33,597
By God, that's
looking realistic.
1370
01:15:33,597 --> 01:15:35,231
But believe me.
It's all part of the act.
1371
01:15:35,231 --> 01:15:36,900
I don't know
where the hell we are.
1372
01:15:36,900 --> 01:15:39,703
Will somebody stay
on the fucking script
so I can tell... What?
1373
01:15:39,703 --> 01:15:42,171
Oh, sorry,
ladies and gentlemen,
1374
01:15:42,171 --> 01:15:43,139
I meant to say ''frigging''.
Uh, ''freaking''.
1375
01:15:45,074 --> 01:15:46,109
Uh, we'll be
right back after this.
1376
01:15:52,281 --> 01:15:54,050
Would you please
bring me Mr. Linden?
1377
01:15:56,653 --> 01:15:58,922
How about that shit, boys?
Did we show 'em, huh?
1378
01:15:58,922 --> 01:16:01,157
That prick Trent curled up
on the ice like a pussy!
1379
01:16:01,157 --> 01:16:03,292
Hell, yeah! Kicked
their fuckin' asses.
1380
01:16:03,292 --> 01:16:05,361
Where the fuck
were you guys?
1381
01:16:05,361 --> 01:16:06,996
Trying to save our
jobs there, tough guy.
1382
01:16:06,996 --> 01:16:09,999
Oh, is that what
we're calling it
now, a job?
1383
01:16:09,999 --> 01:16:11,835
Well, that was
some pretty stupid
shit out there.
1384
01:16:11,835 --> 01:16:13,169
You guys made the rest of us
look like fucking assholes.
1385
01:16:13,169 --> 01:16:15,071
Hey, come on, guys!
1386
01:16:15,071 --> 01:16:17,140
Did you forget what we are?
1387
01:16:17,140 --> 01:16:19,375
We're hockey players!
They hit us
with a cheap shot!
1388
01:16:19,375 --> 01:16:20,143
Look at Yanny's face!
1389
01:16:21,377 --> 01:16:23,179
What the hell is
wrong with you, guys?
1390
01:16:23,179 --> 01:16:24,981
Two weeks ago
you couldn't
stand this bullshit!
1391
01:16:24,981 --> 01:16:26,750
We like the money.
Fuck the money!
1392
01:16:26,750 --> 01:16:28,151
It's okay, Coach.
1393
01:16:28,151 --> 01:16:29,819
Show must go on,
you know
1394
01:17:04,420 --> 01:17:05,354
You gotta be shittin' me.
1395
01:17:06,956 --> 01:17:08,958
No more beef jerky
for you boys, eh?
1396
01:17:10,193 --> 01:17:11,828
After the big TV game,
1397
01:17:13,296 --> 01:17:15,865
I need to renegotiate
all the Super Chief contracts.
1398
01:17:18,034 --> 01:17:19,903
I want more
control over them.
1399
01:17:22,338 --> 01:17:24,407
Well, actually, sir,
those contracts
are long term.
1400
01:17:24,407 --> 01:17:27,010
We try to renegotiate them,
they'll hand us
our heads in court.
1401
01:17:27,010 --> 01:17:28,411
That's why I gave you
power of attorney,
1402
01:17:28,411 --> 01:17:30,079
so you can figure
these things out.
1403
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:32,749
No matter what it takes.
1404
01:17:34,017 --> 01:17:35,885
No matter how far
you have to go.
1405
01:17:39,355 --> 01:17:40,389
Yes, sir.
1406
01:17:42,926 --> 01:17:45,729
Stop standing there
like a frozen eunuch
and send Linden in.
1407
01:17:45,729 --> 01:17:46,763
Yes, sir.
1408
01:17:52,468 --> 01:17:53,369
Mr. Claremont
will see you now.
1409
01:17:54,237 --> 01:17:55,238
Right.
1410
01:18:06,816 --> 01:18:09,152
You wanted to see me?
1411
01:18:09,152 --> 01:18:13,089
I witnessed a monster
on the ice tonight.
1412
01:18:13,089 --> 01:18:16,159
Greek mythology teaches us
the only way you can kill
a monster is cut off his head.
1413
01:18:17,894 --> 01:18:18,427
You firing me?
1414
01:18:19,963 --> 01:18:22,165
Here's the deal.
1415
01:18:22,165 --> 01:18:24,467
I have a lot of serious
money and interest
1416
01:18:24,467 --> 01:18:26,169
tied up in the
Ice Breakers show.
1417
01:18:29,238 --> 01:18:33,242
If the people
of Better America saw
this brouhaha tonight,
1418
01:18:33,242 --> 01:18:35,779
they would pull the ice
right out from under
this whole thing.
1419
01:18:38,114 --> 01:18:39,749
Why don't you finance
the whole thing yourself?
You've got the money.
1420
01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:45,789
It's not about the money.
1421
01:18:46,823 --> 01:18:50,259
It's about their endorsement.
1422
01:18:50,259 --> 01:18:53,729
Better America is
the country's most respected
arbiter of family values.
1423
01:18:56,065 --> 01:18:57,801
Their approval
is worth hundreds
of millions of dollars.
1424
01:19:00,436 --> 01:19:03,139
And I'll tell you right now
who is not worth hundreds
of millions of dollars.
1425
01:19:05,809 --> 01:19:08,311
You.
1426
01:19:08,311 --> 01:19:10,847
Sooner or later you're
gonna have to rob a bank
and leave the country.
1427
01:19:12,148 --> 01:19:13,049
Or...
1428
01:19:15,518 --> 01:19:17,486
You could be
a half a million
dollars richer.
1429
01:19:23,326 --> 01:19:25,028
What are you
talkin' about?
1430
01:19:25,028 --> 01:19:25,995
Think about it.
1431
01:19:27,096 --> 01:19:29,899
All your debts
are paid off,
1432
01:19:29,899 --> 01:19:32,368
and you have
a whole lot more left over.
1433
01:19:32,368 --> 01:19:32,936
You serious?
1434
01:19:34,871 --> 01:19:37,440
Damn right I'm serious.
1435
01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:39,909
All you have to do
is convince
young Mr. Miller
1436
01:19:39,909 --> 01:19:42,178
and the rest
of your hard heads
1437
01:19:42,178 --> 01:19:44,080
to get back on this boat
in the right direction.
1438
01:19:58,161 --> 01:20:00,029
How do you suppose
I do that?
1439
01:20:00,029 --> 01:20:01,865
Turn your energy
into electricity.
1440
01:20:03,532 --> 01:20:04,868
Motivate 'em.
1441
01:20:06,202 --> 01:20:07,103
Be their captain.
1442
01:20:14,844 --> 01:20:15,845
How's that shoulder, son?
1443
01:20:27,456 --> 01:20:28,858
What's up, kid?
1444
01:20:32,261 --> 01:20:34,163
That felt great,
kicking the shit out of
those guys tonight.
1445
01:20:35,531 --> 01:20:38,567
What's with the sling?
Let me get a Molson.
1446
01:20:38,567 --> 01:20:42,038
I had an MRI done
after the game.
1447
01:20:42,038 --> 01:20:43,606
Doc says if I don't get
the shoulder scoped
right away, I'm screwed.
1448
01:20:45,074 --> 01:20:46,175
That sucks.
1449
01:20:47,010 --> 01:20:48,044
Tell me about it.
1450
01:20:50,479 --> 01:20:54,383
Wanna know what
the weird part is?
I called Cooper to tell him.
1451
01:20:54,383 --> 01:20:57,887
10 minutes later,
Claremont calls me himself,
1452
01:20:57,887 --> 01:21:00,856
says he called some
big-time sports medicine
clinic in Minnesota.
1453
01:21:01,891 --> 01:21:03,659
They'll take me right away.
1454
01:21:03,659 --> 01:21:05,128
You're shitting me.
No shit.
1455
01:21:09,432 --> 01:21:12,568
Then he starts telling me
about how he's making up
the schedule for the season.
1456
01:21:14,938 --> 01:21:19,175
Says by next month we should
play the Ice Breakers
in some real games.
1457
01:21:19,175 --> 01:21:21,610
Real games, my ass!
1458
01:21:21,610 --> 01:21:23,879
Fuck Claremont.
And fuck this whole deal.
1459
01:21:29,118 --> 01:21:31,120
What the hell's
wrong with you, Miller?
1460
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:32,488
You were a top prospect.
1461
01:21:35,258 --> 01:21:38,094
You should have gone
to the pros but you got
passed over. Know why?
1462
01:21:39,395 --> 01:21:41,597
You got a bad attitude.
1463
01:21:41,597 --> 01:21:43,499
Let me tell you,
the scouts look
for that stuff.
1464
01:21:43,499 --> 01:21:45,501
My attitude?
Yeah.
1465
01:21:45,501 --> 01:21:46,369
We talked about that,
remember?
1466
01:21:49,072 --> 01:21:51,674
You started turning
things around
back in Charlestown.
1467
01:21:51,674 --> 01:21:53,442
Lately, you've gone to shit.
1468
01:21:54,543 --> 01:21:57,146
"Gone to shit"?
1469
01:21:57,146 --> 01:22:01,017
What scout is gonna
notice me here?
This whole thing is a joke.
1470
01:22:01,017 --> 01:22:02,451
Here's to my attitude.
No. This ''joke''
1471
01:22:03,987 --> 01:22:06,222
may get you
some TV exposure,
1472
01:22:06,222 --> 01:22:07,256
give you a chance
to turn things around.
1473
01:22:08,224 --> 01:22:10,393
You ever think of that?
1474
01:22:10,393 --> 01:22:12,128
Claremont is a media mogul.
1475
01:22:13,096 --> 01:22:15,498
We live in a media age now.
1476
01:22:15,498 --> 01:22:18,567
It's all about hype
and publicity
and advertising
1477
01:22:19,702 --> 01:22:22,105
and big-time endorsements.
1478
01:22:22,105 --> 01:22:24,140
Owners look for the guys
that can do that stuff.
1479
01:22:25,641 --> 01:22:26,976
I'm serious.
1480
01:22:31,447 --> 01:22:33,983
Look... All I'm sayin' is,
1481
01:22:36,652 --> 01:22:38,554
don't be the guy that
could have had the world
1482
01:22:38,554 --> 01:22:40,156
by the balls and
let it all slip away.
1483
01:22:46,162 --> 01:22:47,997
Trust me, that's tough
to live with.
1484
01:22:49,098 --> 01:22:51,600
PALMBERG: Real games. Nice.
1485
01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:54,170
Claremont
called you himself?
LINDEN: Absolutely.
1486
01:22:54,170 --> 01:22:56,705
All you gotta do
is keep it clean,
we'll all be on Easy Street.
1487
01:22:56,705 --> 01:22:58,241
See you in two weeks.
1488
01:22:58,241 --> 01:23:01,010
All right? See you, guys.
1489
01:23:01,010 --> 01:23:02,578
JANACEK: Okay. We be
seeing you, Coach.
1490
01:23:03,746 --> 01:23:05,448
So real games, huh?
1491
01:23:05,448 --> 01:23:06,382
Yeah.
1492
01:23:09,418 --> 01:23:10,786
What did you
and Claremont
talk about?
1493
01:23:10,786 --> 01:23:14,357
Real games.
Bullshit.
1494
01:23:14,357 --> 01:23:17,760
I've seen you play
a regular season game
with a broken wrist.
1495
01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:18,427
There's nothing wrong
with your shoulder.
1496
01:23:20,129 --> 01:23:22,065
Guess I'm not as good
as I used to be.
1497
01:23:26,469 --> 01:23:28,003
I'll see you around.
1498
01:23:32,608 --> 01:23:33,509
You suck.
1499
01:23:40,216 --> 01:23:40,749
Here's your ticket, Sean.
1500
01:23:45,621 --> 01:23:47,390
The sling was
a convincing touch.
1501
01:23:49,158 --> 01:23:50,693
So that's it?
COOPER: That was the deal.
1502
01:23:53,162 --> 01:23:54,263
Convince them
how good they had it,
then split.
1503
01:24:00,303 --> 01:24:03,106
Here's my card
if you ever...
Need anything or...
1504
01:24:07,810 --> 01:24:09,612
So I guess
this is where I say thanks.
1505
01:24:15,484 --> 01:24:16,419
What he's doing
to you guys isn't right.
1506
01:24:21,524 --> 01:24:22,325
But at least
you're gettin' out.
1507
01:24:25,161 --> 01:24:25,761
What's stopping you?
1508
01:24:28,164 --> 01:24:29,198
Courage.
1509
01:24:31,734 --> 01:24:32,835
Naturally.
1510
01:24:50,453 --> 01:24:52,488
MAN ON PA:
American Airlines plane...
1511
01:24:52,488 --> 01:24:54,290
BARTENDER: You want
another one, pal?
1512
01:24:55,824 --> 01:24:57,393
What?
Do you want another?
1513
01:24:59,662 --> 01:25:00,696
Yeah, sure.
1514
01:25:04,567 --> 01:25:06,635
MAN ON TV: Good evening.
Welcome to the show.
1515
01:25:06,635 --> 01:25:09,238
I'm Barry McDonald,
with Barry Melrose
and Chris Chelios.
1516
01:25:09,238 --> 01:25:11,707
Let's get right to it.
1517
01:25:11,707 --> 01:25:16,912
This Ice Breakers show,
is it legitimate entertainment
or a black eye for hockey?
1518
01:25:16,912 --> 01:25:18,614
It's a bunch of crap.
1519
01:25:18,614 --> 01:25:20,416
Hockey's worked
too damn hard
1520
01:25:20,416 --> 01:25:23,152
over the last 20 years
to become legitimate.
1521
01:25:23,152 --> 01:25:26,589
Now this billionaire jackass
has his Ice Capades show?
1522
01:25:26,589 --> 01:25:28,491
This league,
if we call it that,
1523
01:25:28,491 --> 01:25:31,227
does nothing but amplify
the stereotype
1524
01:25:31,227 --> 01:25:34,197
that hockey players
are clowns and buffoons.
1525
01:25:34,197 --> 01:25:36,131
It's no surprise
that Sean Linden is
the captain of this team.
1526
01:25:37,166 --> 01:25:39,668
The Super Chiefs?
1527
01:25:39,668 --> 01:25:43,706
The guy's been thrown out
for gambling on the sport.
He's a cancer to the sport.
1528
01:25:43,706 --> 01:25:46,709
He was never found guilty
of those gambling charges.
1529
01:25:46,709 --> 01:25:48,811
I never bought
those charges.
1530
01:25:48,811 --> 01:25:52,615
Whatever this guy is,
he is a man of integrity.
1531
01:25:52,615 --> 01:25:54,650
McDONALD: We can all agree
that he was on his way
to the Hall of Fame
1532
01:25:54,650 --> 01:25:56,285
without that one shot.
1533
01:25:57,386 --> 01:25:58,354
Hey, isn't that you?
1534
01:26:04,393 --> 01:26:06,595
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
1535
01:26:06,595 --> 01:26:09,365
Better America
and Claremont Media
1536
01:26:09,365 --> 01:26:12,935
take great pleasure
in presenting to you
the Omaha Ice Breakers!
1537
01:26:14,703 --> 01:26:16,805
(CLASSICAL MUSIC
PLAYING IN BACKGROUND)
1538
01:26:27,483 --> 01:26:29,452
CLAREMONT:
What do you think?
1539
01:26:29,452 --> 01:26:30,753
I haven't seen
this many wings
1540
01:26:30,753 --> 01:26:32,588
since we sponsored
Thanksgiving.
1541
01:26:35,324 --> 01:26:38,461
Wait. There's something wrong
with the American flag.
1542
01:26:38,461 --> 01:26:40,363
What?
Look, it doesn't have
any wings on it.
1543
01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:46,569
What am I gonna
do with you?
1544
01:26:46,569 --> 01:26:48,637
Here's to the Ice Breakers.
BOTH: To the Ice Breakers.
1545
01:26:48,637 --> 01:26:49,338
We're in money
heaven, gentlemen.
1546
01:27:05,688 --> 01:27:07,590
Listen to that crowd.
1547
01:27:07,590 --> 01:27:09,892
It's fantastic.
They're eatin' it up.
1548
01:27:09,892 --> 01:27:11,960
I knew I had a winner
when I was puttin'
this together.
1549
01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:14,830
Those are a good
bunch of kids.
1550
01:27:52,468 --> 01:27:54,970
Now that's what I call
a hell of a period!
1551
01:27:54,970 --> 01:27:57,940
I'd say so. Ka-ching.
Oh, yeah, baby.
1552
01:27:57,940 --> 01:28:00,476
Hey, Palmberg, you check out
the blondie and the reds, man?
1553
01:28:02,010 --> 01:28:03,646
(CONTINUE
TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
1554
01:28:06,815 --> 01:28:08,551
LINDEN: Hey, guys,
it's over this way!
Hey, guys, over here!
1555
01:28:12,755 --> 01:28:13,689
What the hell, Linden?
I thought you
were in Minnesota.
1556
01:28:18,794 --> 01:28:20,095
Who are those chicks?
1557
01:28:20,095 --> 01:28:22,030
Came with the lottery.
This is Brandy.
1558
01:28:23,899 --> 01:28:26,101
Shut up!
Shut up, you losers!
1559
01:28:26,101 --> 01:28:27,069
Coach has got
something to say.
1560
01:28:29,938 --> 01:28:31,340
Go ahead, Coach.
1561
01:28:34,377 --> 01:28:35,077
I lied to you guys.
1562
01:28:37,613 --> 01:28:38,381
What are you
talkin' about?
1563
01:28:39,114 --> 01:28:40,683
I bullshitted you.
1564
01:28:40,683 --> 01:28:41,717
Big time.
1565
01:28:43,919 --> 01:28:46,054
I was never going to get
my shoulder looked at.
1566
01:28:46,054 --> 01:28:49,758
I was supposed to be
on a plane going home.
1567
01:28:49,758 --> 01:28:52,461
Claremont paid me off
to convince you guys
how good you got it.
1568
01:28:53,929 --> 01:28:55,498
Wait a second.
I'm confused.
1569
01:28:55,498 --> 01:28:56,565
Yeah, me too.
1570
01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:58,934
Guys,
1571
01:29:02,638 --> 01:29:03,939
when I was a kid,
1572
01:29:06,375 --> 01:29:07,476
I wanted to be Bobby Orr.
1573
01:29:07,476 --> 01:29:09,478
HANSONS: Yeah, Bobby Orr!
1574
01:29:09,478 --> 01:29:11,079
So I practiced hard
every day.
1575
01:29:11,079 --> 01:29:12,848
Yeah. He practiced hard...
Guys.
1576
01:29:13,949 --> 01:29:15,418
HANSONS: Sorry, Coach.
1577
01:29:16,619 --> 01:29:18,421
And then I played
even harder,
1578
01:29:19,822 --> 01:29:22,090
till I made it...
All the way to the pros.
1579
01:29:25,661 --> 01:29:28,597
Then one night
I got my chance
to be like Bobby Orr.
1580
01:29:32,935 --> 01:29:34,670
And you know
what I found out?
1581
01:29:39,174 --> 01:29:40,375
I ain't Bobby Orr.
1582
01:29:44,012 --> 01:29:47,483
Claremont has tried
to take away from us
1583
01:29:50,686 --> 01:29:51,720
who we are.
1584
01:29:54,890 --> 01:29:56,024
Hockey players.
1585
01:29:58,661 --> 01:30:00,863
You can't put
a price on that.
1586
01:30:00,863 --> 01:30:03,065
So I came back here
to tell you that tonight...
1587
01:30:05,468 --> 01:30:07,002
You guys ought to be
who you are.
1588
01:30:10,806 --> 01:30:11,874
The Chiefs.
1589
01:30:14,743 --> 01:30:16,178
But you know something?
1590
01:30:20,182 --> 01:30:21,984
You could play
some real hockey,
1591
01:30:24,620 --> 01:30:25,721
right now,
1592
01:30:27,022 --> 01:30:28,624
against these pricks.
1593
01:30:30,859 --> 01:30:32,628
It's out there
waiting for you.
1594
01:30:35,130 --> 01:30:36,799
What do you
wanna do, boys?
1595
01:30:37,966 --> 01:30:39,434
Real fuckin' hockey.
1596
01:30:42,671 --> 01:30:43,739
Old
1597
01:30:43,739 --> 01:30:45,574
Yep.
1598
01:30:45,574 --> 01:30:48,844
What do you think, Coach?
We got a shot
to beat these guys?
1599
01:30:48,844 --> 01:30:52,180
As my ballet teacher
used to say,
1600
01:30:52,180 --> 01:30:54,116
"It ain't over till
the swan takes it
in the ass."
1601
01:30:55,584 --> 01:30:56,519
Yeah!
Yeah!
1602
01:31:00,222 --> 01:31:02,157
ANNOUNCER:
We're ready to start
the second period.
1603
01:31:02,157 --> 01:31:04,026
Welcome back
to the Super Chiefs...
1604
01:31:04,026 --> 01:31:07,195
No, the... Chiefs.
1605
01:31:07,195 --> 01:31:10,933
The Chiefs.
There's a surprise
here every minute.
1606
01:31:10,933 --> 01:31:12,768
Sure would be nice
if somebody filled me in.
1607
01:31:14,703 --> 01:31:17,039
Whose idea was this?
1608
01:31:17,039 --> 01:31:19,942
Those are not the
second act costumes,
but the old ones.
1609
01:31:19,942 --> 01:31:21,810
Blue and yellow?
They look like
a beer can!
1610
01:31:21,810 --> 01:31:22,945
What the hell?
1611
01:31:30,285 --> 01:31:31,654
Sean Linden.
1612
01:31:32,921 --> 01:31:34,189
Son of a bitch.
1613
01:31:34,189 --> 01:31:35,791
Why aren't they wearing
our uniforms?
1614
01:31:35,791 --> 01:31:36,992
Where are the wings?
1615
01:31:38,126 --> 01:31:40,295
Am I witnessing a mutiny?
1616
01:31:40,295 --> 01:31:42,598
No idea, Mr. Claremont.
1617
01:31:42,598 --> 01:31:44,700
Go and find out,
and report back
to me immediately.
1618
01:31:48,771 --> 01:31:51,607
All right!
It's gonna be our size
against their speed.
1619
01:31:51,607 --> 01:31:53,642
Don't even let them
get started.
1620
01:31:53,642 --> 01:31:55,210
If this is our last game,
make me proud.
1621
01:31:56,211 --> 01:31:57,245
Linden?
1622
01:31:58,947 --> 01:32:00,015
Call it.
1623
01:32:00,015 --> 01:32:02,117
Thanks, Coach.
1624
01:32:02,117 --> 01:32:03,552
All right, boys.
1625
01:32:04,820 --> 01:32:05,954
You foiled up?
1626
01:32:09,324 --> 01:32:10,593
Take us to the Promised Land.
1627
01:32:10,593 --> 01:32:11,627
ALL: Yeah!
1628
01:32:14,730 --> 01:32:15,731
Do it.
1629
01:32:17,766 --> 01:32:20,035
What's this?
I thought you'd left.
1630
01:32:20,035 --> 01:32:23,271
I'm back, so you might
wanna sit this one out.
1631
01:32:23,271 --> 01:32:24,807
Fuck off, Linden.
1632
01:32:26,174 --> 01:32:28,243
ANNOUNCER:
Getting ready
for the faceoff.
1633
01:32:28,243 --> 01:32:30,613
Skipper Tesh in the circle
against, uh, Hanson.
1634
01:32:33,716 --> 01:32:34,683
Jesus!
1635
01:32:42,591 --> 01:32:44,192
No, no, no, no.
1636
01:32:44,192 --> 01:32:47,696
My God,
they're hitting each other.
This is disgusting!
1637
01:32:47,696 --> 01:32:50,699
Is this some kind of joke?
Our name is all over
this ugly show.
1638
01:32:51,900 --> 01:32:53,736
So is mine.
1639
01:32:53,736 --> 01:32:55,037
This is not
what we rehearsed!
1640
01:32:55,037 --> 01:32:56,939
We're talking hammered.
1641
01:32:56,939 --> 01:32:59,207
They're playing it
for real, boys.
1642
01:32:59,207 --> 01:33:02,577
They want a real game,
we're gonna give 'em
a real game! Right?
1643
01:33:04,713 --> 01:33:07,182
Right! Bring it on, boys!
Bring it on!
1644
01:33:11,887 --> 01:33:14,790
No, you pansy!
1645
01:33:14,790 --> 01:33:16,859
ANNOUNCER: Ethan tries to
pass the puck to Jordan.
1646
01:33:16,859 --> 01:33:18,026
Shoots! Good save.
1647
01:33:20,028 --> 01:33:22,898
Coming around the net,
Palmberg.
Passes up to Wolfhard.
1648
01:33:22,898 --> 01:33:25,100
Fires to Linden
on the right.
Linden spins.
1649
01:33:25,100 --> 01:33:26,068
Miller!
1650
01:33:28,203 --> 01:33:30,773
ANNOUNCER: Miller lines up.
He shoots. He scores!
1651
01:33:32,274 --> 01:33:35,377
It's Ice Breakers 11,
Super Chiefs Chiefs,
whatever, three.
1652
01:33:35,377 --> 01:33:38,080
Excuse me.
1653
01:33:38,080 --> 01:33:41,049
It's a new game.
The score's 1-0, Chiefs.
1654
01:33:41,049 --> 01:33:42,150
I'm sorry. Mr. Claremont
won't allow it.
1655
01:33:42,150 --> 01:33:43,018
1-0.
1656
01:33:43,952 --> 01:33:45,721
Change the fuckin' score!
1657
01:33:45,721 --> 01:33:46,689
All right.
1658
01:33:49,892 --> 01:33:53,796
Chiefs one,
Ice Breakers nothing.
1659
01:33:53,796 --> 01:33:56,098
Looks like we got ourselves
a whole new game, folks.
1660
01:33:57,299 --> 01:33:58,901
Get ready to be
fucked, old man.
1661
01:34:03,238 --> 01:34:04,272
First you gotta
get the puck, Skippy.
1662
01:34:05,373 --> 01:34:06,842
Skipper, get up!
1663
01:34:24,793 --> 01:34:26,261
Jesus Christ,
Claremont!
1664
01:34:27,996 --> 01:34:30,165
You promised us
a fucking family show.
1665
01:34:30,165 --> 01:34:31,767
This is Apocalypse Now
on ice.
1666
01:34:33,335 --> 01:34:35,804
ANNOUNCER:
Blaine brings it up the ice.
1667
01:34:35,804 --> 01:34:37,305
He leaves a path for Skipper,
who picks it up.
1668
01:34:38,406 --> 01:34:39,842
Gasmer's square. He falls.
1669
01:34:40,743 --> 01:34:42,244
Oh! Skipper scores!
1670
01:34:46,248 --> 01:34:49,317
You guys are bums.
You can't skate with us.
1671
01:34:49,317 --> 01:34:50,418
Still a whole lot
of hockey to be
played, son.
1672
01:35:06,234 --> 01:35:07,803
ANNOUNCER:
Palmberg ridin' high.
1673
01:35:07,803 --> 01:35:10,305
He's just scored.
He's lovin' it.
1674
01:35:10,305 --> 01:35:11,907
Looks like Palmberg
just scored again
in the corner.
1675
01:35:14,409 --> 01:35:17,079
Those girls gave
Palmberg a high stick.
They gave me one.
1676
01:35:20,148 --> 01:35:22,084
You'll be hearing from
our lawyers tomorrow.
We're out.
1677
01:35:29,491 --> 01:35:30,458
Change!
1678
01:35:39,234 --> 01:35:40,202
Come on, move it!
1679
01:35:42,004 --> 01:35:42,805
Get him!
1680
01:35:48,844 --> 01:35:49,878
Go! Go!
1681
01:36:00,789 --> 01:36:02,190
Gasmer
1682
01:36:05,293 --> 01:36:07,395
The score's two to two.
Know what happens
if they score again?
1683
01:36:07,963 --> 01:36:09,164
What?
1684
01:36:09,164 --> 01:36:10,332
Three to two.
1685
01:36:11,233 --> 01:36:12,467
Don't let them score.
1686
01:36:14,803 --> 01:36:16,338
Je comprends.
Two to two. Two to two.
1687
01:36:34,522 --> 01:36:35,457
Timeout! Timeout!
1688
01:36:37,559 --> 01:36:39,227
Bring it in!
1689
01:36:41,496 --> 01:36:43,298
You all right?
Blew the shoulder out.
1690
01:36:43,298 --> 01:36:45,367
Can you skate?
Yeah, I can skate.
1691
01:36:45,367 --> 01:36:48,603
Guys, 29 seconds left.
1692
01:36:48,603 --> 01:36:53,976
Win the draw, crash the net,
score a fuckin' goal.
I wanna beat these guys.
1693
01:36:53,976 --> 01:36:55,343
Linden, your line's up.
Wolfhard, Cariboo, on D.
1694
01:36:57,112 --> 01:36:58,280
Let's get out there.
Come on!
1695
01:36:59,948 --> 01:37:00,983
Let's go!
1696
01:37:06,021 --> 01:37:07,455
How's your shoulder,
loser?
1697
01:37:17,132 --> 01:37:20,268
ANNOUNCER: Puck is out.
Linden loses the draw.
It goes to Ash.
1698
01:37:20,268 --> 01:37:22,604
Passes to Rob,
who passes to Trent
along the left wing.
1699
01:37:22,604 --> 01:37:25,207
Into the Chiefs' zone.
It's a race to the net.
1700
01:37:26,641 --> 01:37:28,276
15 seconds to go. 14.
1701
01:37:34,649 --> 01:37:36,885
Cariboo and Wolfhard
squeeze him into slot.
1702
01:37:36,885 --> 01:37:38,253
Saved by Gasmer!
1703
01:37:39,321 --> 01:37:40,989
Son of a bitch!
1704
01:37:40,989 --> 01:37:44,126
ANNOUNCER: Gasmer drops
the puck to Cariboo,
who clears to the left.
1705
01:37:44,126 --> 01:37:46,361
Miller picks it up.
1706
01:37:46,361 --> 01:37:49,431
Oh, nice move by Cariboo.
He just won a play.
Great team play.
1707
01:37:49,431 --> 01:37:53,035
Miller still has possession.
1708
01:37:53,035 --> 01:37:55,570
Only seconds to go
in this game.
He's hanging on...
1709
01:37:55,570 --> 01:37:57,940
Miller!
Linden is clear
on the left.
1710
01:37:57,940 --> 01:37:59,241
Miller hanging on
to the puck.
1711
01:37:59,241 --> 01:38:00,342
Pass the puck!
1712
01:38:07,249 --> 01:38:09,952
Pass the fuckin' puck!
He's open!
1713
01:38:09,952 --> 01:38:12,487
Pass the puck, Miller,
you selfish son of a bitch!
1714
01:38:28,070 --> 01:38:31,606
ANNOUNCER: And Linden scores
just as the clock runs out!
1715
01:38:31,606 --> 01:38:33,675
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a brand new ending.
1716
01:38:33,675 --> 01:38:36,011
The Chiefs win!
1717
01:38:36,011 --> 01:38:37,279
Think you could have
waited longer?
1718
01:38:37,279 --> 01:38:38,981
I had to make it
look pretty.
1719
01:38:59,534 --> 01:39:01,069
How's that shoulder?
1720
01:39:01,069 --> 01:39:02,604
I think it'll be okay.
1721
01:39:02,604 --> 01:39:04,339
It'll be okay?
Ahhh! Are you crazy?
1722
01:39:04,339 --> 01:39:06,508
Yeah. For you.
1723
01:39:09,444 --> 01:39:12,414
Linden, I'm gonna sue you
for everything you have.
1724
01:39:12,414 --> 01:39:14,082
How does it feel
to be a genius?
1725
01:39:14,082 --> 01:39:17,419
Brilliant move,
a secondhalf thriller.
1726
01:39:17,419 --> 01:39:20,522
The fans say it's one of
the greatest hockey games
they've ever seen.
1727
01:39:22,624 --> 01:39:24,026
I don't know
if I'd call it genius.
1728
01:39:25,460 --> 01:39:29,364
Actually, he's not.
1729
01:39:29,364 --> 01:39:33,035
You gave me power of attorney
to figure these things out,
to do whatever it takes.
1730
01:39:34,336 --> 01:39:37,272
So I took your advice.
I sold the Chiefs.
1731
01:39:39,241 --> 01:39:41,376
I'll buy 'em back.
Who'd you sell 'em to?
1732
01:39:43,078 --> 01:39:44,012
Them.
1733
01:39:46,648 --> 01:39:48,083
Hey, thanks for the team!
1734
01:39:48,083 --> 01:39:49,584
Yeah.
Thanks a lot, Dick!
1735
01:39:51,653 --> 01:39:54,422
The Hansons?
Those morons?
1736
01:39:54,422 --> 01:39:57,092
Yeah.
They won Lottery America.
1737
01:40:02,164 --> 01:40:03,431
Claremont.
1738
01:40:08,036 --> 01:40:10,105
Get the fuck
outta here.
1739
01:40:10,105 --> 01:40:11,673
You stupid
son of a bitch.
1740
01:40:17,345 --> 01:40:18,613
Doesn't that feel good,
Coop?
1741
01:40:18,613 --> 01:40:20,582
Not right now.
1742
01:40:20,582 --> 01:40:23,218
What are we
gonna do now?
1743
01:40:23,218 --> 01:40:25,187
I don't know.
They're your new owners.
1744
01:40:25,187 --> 01:40:28,190
We're gonna play
old-time hockey,
like Eddie Shore.
1745
01:40:28,190 --> 01:40:30,058
Dit Clapper!
And Toe Blake!
1746
01:40:30,058 --> 01:40:31,393
And Gordie Howe.
1747
01:40:31,393 --> 01:40:33,595
ALL: Gordie, Gordie!
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