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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,335 --> 00:00:04,555 You two have any plans this weekend? 2 00:00:04,557 --> 00:00:07,024 I have to work Friday and Saturday, but I have Sunday off. 3 00:00:07,026 --> 00:00:07,959 Oh. Bonnie? 4 00:00:07,961 --> 00:00:09,126 Nothing much going on. Why? 5 00:00:09,128 --> 00:00:10,828 Well, I was thinking maybe Sunday, 6 00:00:10,830 --> 00:00:13,598 we drive down to Chowchilla and visit Regina in jail. 7 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:17,501 Oh, this Sunday. 8 00:00:17,503 --> 00:00:18,803 Oh, gosh, you know, 9 00:00:18,805 --> 00:00:21,005 I promised Roscoe that he and I would... 10 00:00:21,007 --> 00:00:22,240 Wait. No. I promised him. 11 00:00:22,242 --> 00:00:24,008 Both of us, actually. Both of us 12 00:00:24,010 --> 00:00:25,943 - as a family... - Together. 13 00:00:25,945 --> 00:00:27,612 ...promised that we would, uh, take Roscoe 14 00:00:27,614 --> 00:00:29,847 - to the thing that he wants to do. - Yeah. 15 00:00:29,849 --> 00:00:32,416 - What's it called? - Moo... The movies. 16 00:00:32,418 --> 00:00:34,218 Right, the movies. 17 00:00:34,220 --> 00:00:36,654 That's lovely. Want to try again? 18 00:00:36,656 --> 00:00:38,923 Oh, don't make me go to jail. 19 00:00:38,925 --> 00:00:41,292 I hate it there. 20 00:00:41,294 --> 00:00:43,427 Regina's been locked up an entire year. 21 00:00:43,429 --> 00:00:45,229 Have you even visited her once? 22 00:00:45,231 --> 00:00:48,566 Excuse me, but I have had my own share of problems. 23 00:00:48,568 --> 00:00:51,402 You know, we were homeless, Violet gave her baby up 24 00:00:51,404 --> 00:00:53,904 for adoption, Alvin died. 25 00:00:53,906 --> 00:00:55,306 No, no, I get that one. 26 00:00:55,308 --> 00:00:56,874 Alvin died. 27 00:00:56,876 --> 00:00:59,877 Yeah, and I have cancer, and I visit her every month. 28 00:00:59,879 --> 00:01:02,146 Again with the cancer. 29 00:01:02,148 --> 00:01:04,282 This woman is a friend of ours. 30 00:01:04,284 --> 00:01:05,850 You helped her get sober. 31 00:01:05,852 --> 00:01:07,885 She was there for you when you relapsed. 32 00:01:07,887 --> 00:01:09,420 Yeah, but isn't going to visiting her 33 00:01:09,422 --> 00:01:11,055 like rubbing her nose in our freedom? 34 00:01:11,057 --> 00:01:12,390 Mm. That's true. 35 00:01:12,392 --> 00:01:15,793 “Look at us, not having to trade cigarettes for tampons.” 36 00:01:15,795 --> 00:01:18,095 Yeah. 37 00:01:18,097 --> 00:01:21,132 Or kisses for soap. 38 00:01:21,134 --> 00:01:23,801 8:00 a.m., Sunday. You're driving. 39 00:01:23,803 --> 00:01:25,503 Excuse me. 40 00:01:27,940 --> 00:01:29,607 Okay, I know why I don't want to go. 41 00:01:29,609 --> 00:01:30,841 I'm a horrible, selfish person. 42 00:01:30,843 --> 00:01:33,110 What's your story? 43 00:01:33,112 --> 00:01:34,578 I'd rather not say. 44 00:01:34,580 --> 00:01:36,447 Oh, come on, she's got a tiny bladder. 45 00:01:36,449 --> 00:01:39,984 She'll be back in 30 seconds. 46 00:01:39,986 --> 00:01:41,319 All right. 47 00:01:43,256 --> 00:01:45,823 Remember the box of cash Regina entrusted me with? 48 00:01:45,825 --> 00:01:47,525 Yeah? 49 00:01:47,527 --> 00:01:49,994 She shouldn't have. 50 00:01:49,996 --> 00:01:51,262 What did you do? 51 00:01:51,264 --> 00:01:53,664 Don't blame me, blame the Green Bay Packers. 52 00:01:53,666 --> 00:01:54,765 Oh, Christy! 53 00:01:54,767 --> 00:01:56,200 All year they cover the spread 54 00:01:56,202 --> 00:01:57,968 except for the one weekend I needed them to. 55 00:01:57,970 --> 00:02:00,571 So you not only gambled away all of our money, 56 00:02:00,573 --> 00:02:01,972 but also Regina's? 57 00:02:01,974 --> 00:02:03,441 Okay, first of all, 58 00:02:03,443 --> 00:02:06,477 I gambled away Regina's money six, seven months 59 00:02:06,479 --> 00:02:08,212 before I blew ours. 60 00:02:08,915 --> 00:02:10,514 And let's not forget... 61 00:02:10,516 --> 00:02:12,550 Regina stole that money. 62 00:02:12,552 --> 00:02:14,285 What's your point? 63 00:02:14,287 --> 00:02:16,954 I don't want to see Regina. 64 00:02:21,283 --> 00:02:24,016 Mom - 02x16 Money and a Woman Named Mike 65 00:02:27,034 --> 00:02:30,173 sync and correction by solfieri www.addic7ed.com 66 00:02:38,073 --> 00:02:40,440 So, what time you think you'll be back? 67 00:02:40,442 --> 00:02:41,774 It'll probably be late. 68 00:02:41,776 --> 00:02:44,377 - How late? - I don't know-- 9:00 or 10:00. 69 00:02:44,379 --> 00:02:45,945 So... 9:30? 70 00:02:45,947 --> 00:02:48,448 Oh, just use a condom and don't smoke pot in the house. 71 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:52,552 Oh, God, 72 00:02:52,554 --> 00:02:54,354 I feel terrible. 73 00:02:55,357 --> 00:02:56,789 Might be the flu. 74 00:02:57,826 --> 00:02:59,292 I really want to go see Regina, 75 00:02:59,294 --> 00:03:01,228 but I think I should go to the doctor. 76 00:03:01,230 --> 00:03:03,964 I think you should go to acting classes. 77 00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:05,198 What? 78 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,200 Get dressed. I'm not doing this alone. 79 00:03:07,302 --> 00:03:09,135 Fine, whatever. 80 00:03:12,874 --> 00:03:15,542 Roscoe, your dad's here. 81 00:03:17,279 --> 00:03:19,179 Morning! You remember Candace. 82 00:03:19,181 --> 00:03:20,447 Hi, you. 83 00:03:20,449 --> 00:03:22,782 Hi. 84 00:03:22,784 --> 00:03:23,950 Come on in. 85 00:03:23,952 --> 00:03:26,186 Oh, thanks. 86 00:03:26,188 --> 00:03:27,621 Oh. 87 00:03:27,623 --> 00:03:29,422 We're hugging now. 88 00:03:29,424 --> 00:03:31,424 Yeah. 89 00:03:33,829 --> 00:03:36,496 Christy, your house is so cozy. 90 00:03:36,498 --> 00:03:39,799 It must be super easy for you to keep it clean, huh? 91 00:03:40,636 --> 00:03:42,102 Or not. 92 00:03:43,438 --> 00:03:44,871 So, 93 00:03:44,873 --> 00:03:46,439 what do you guys have planned for today? 94 00:03:46,441 --> 00:03:48,842 Oh, we're just gonna have brunch with Daddy at the club. 95 00:03:48,844 --> 00:03:51,344 That's nice. What about your mother? 96 00:03:51,346 --> 00:03:53,546 Yeah. What about her? 97 00:03:53,548 --> 00:03:55,148 That's okay. 98 00:03:55,150 --> 00:03:57,684 I have one of those, too. 99 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:01,121 I'm playing golf with her dad after. 100 00:04:01,123 --> 00:04:02,722 I'm down to a 17 handicap. 101 00:04:02,724 --> 00:04:04,991 Mm! I've known about your handicap for years. 102 00:04:04,993 --> 00:04:07,661 I never knew it had a number. 103 00:04:08,530 --> 00:04:10,964 And-and you? 104 00:04:10,966 --> 00:04:13,466 Oh, my mother and I are visiting a friend 105 00:04:13,468 --> 00:04:15,368 who's been going through a tough time. 106 00:04:15,370 --> 00:04:17,570 Oh, I'm sorry. What's going on? 107 00:04:17,572 --> 00:04:19,205 Well, the truth is, 108 00:04:19,207 --> 00:04:23,977 she embezzled several million dollars, and she's in jail. 109 00:04:23,979 --> 00:04:25,912 Wow. 110 00:04:25,914 --> 00:04:28,515 You know, I've never known anyone who's been to jail. 111 00:04:28,517 --> 00:04:30,183 Yeah, you do. You live with him. 112 00:04:33,655 --> 00:04:36,022 Roscoe, we'll meet you in the car! 113 00:04:36,858 --> 00:04:38,625 It's actually a very funny story. 114 00:04:38,627 --> 00:04:41,094 - Oh, we'll talk at home. - Yeah. 115 00:04:46,668 --> 00:04:50,537 You gambled away all her money? 116 00:04:50,539 --> 00:04:52,906 Not all of it. 117 00:04:52,908 --> 00:04:57,444 I used some of it to buy the NFL package on satellite TV. 118 00:04:58,380 --> 00:05:00,647 Christy, she was counting on that money 119 00:05:00,649 --> 00:05:02,482 to live on when she gets out. 120 00:05:02,484 --> 00:05:03,683 I know! 121 00:05:03,685 --> 00:05:06,586 That's why I've been saving, a little each month, 122 00:05:06,588 --> 00:05:08,822 so she has it when her sentence is up. 123 00:05:08,824 --> 00:05:10,190 How much have you saved so far? 124 00:05:10,192 --> 00:05:12,559 Back off! 125 00:05:12,561 --> 00:05:14,060 So... 126 00:05:14,062 --> 00:05:16,329 how's Regina been doing in jail? 127 00:05:16,331 --> 00:05:18,565 She had a rough go of it for the first few months, 128 00:05:18,567 --> 00:05:20,567 then she seemed to find her way. 129 00:05:20,569 --> 00:05:21,534 She got a wife? 130 00:05:21,536 --> 00:05:25,338 It's prison, not a prison movie. 131 00:05:25,340 --> 00:05:27,440 I think she might be banging a guard. 132 00:05:29,845 --> 00:05:31,077 She still sober? 133 00:05:31,079 --> 00:05:33,146 Oh, yeah. Even runs her own meeting. 134 00:05:33,148 --> 00:05:34,481 I've been to it. 135 00:05:34,483 --> 00:05:36,783 We get it, you visit. 136 00:05:36,785 --> 00:05:38,618 I took the bus. 137 00:05:39,287 --> 00:05:42,422 And you have cancer. 138 00:05:42,424 --> 00:05:45,759 Next time you see a rest stop, we need to pull over. 139 00:05:45,761 --> 00:05:47,727 There goes that tiny bladder. 140 00:05:52,901 --> 00:05:55,168 They have vending machines where you did time? 141 00:05:55,170 --> 00:05:57,103 Mm. We had a woman named Mike. 142 00:05:57,105 --> 00:06:00,340 She got you anything you wanted, but you had to let her do stuff 143 00:06:00,342 --> 00:06:02,709 that made her feel like her name was Mike. 144 00:06:02,711 --> 00:06:05,378 I'll never forget my first night. 145 00:06:05,380 --> 00:06:07,447 I was scared to death. 146 00:06:07,449 --> 00:06:08,948 How long before you settled in? 147 00:06:08,950 --> 00:06:10,784 Never did. Stayed scared the whole time. 148 00:06:10,786 --> 00:06:12,152 Did you gang up? 149 00:06:12,154 --> 00:06:13,453 Didn't have to. 150 00:06:13,455 --> 00:06:15,422 My first day, I walked up to the biggest bull in the yard 151 00:06:15,424 --> 00:06:17,157 and beat the crap out of her with my shoe. 152 00:06:17,159 --> 00:06:18,191 Really? 153 00:06:18,193 --> 00:06:19,292 Mm. 154 00:06:19,294 --> 00:06:21,294 Wow. 155 00:06:21,296 --> 00:06:23,596 Snickers? 156 00:06:23,598 --> 00:06:25,965 Thank you. 157 00:06:25,967 --> 00:06:27,534 Hey. 158 00:06:27,536 --> 00:06:29,669 Nobody likes a drum solo. 159 00:06:29,671 --> 00:06:31,771 Sorry. I'm just... 160 00:06:33,074 --> 00:06:34,441 ...really nervous. 161 00:06:34,443 --> 00:06:36,042 I did something horrible. 162 00:06:36,044 --> 00:06:38,311 So did most of the people in this room. 163 00:06:38,313 --> 00:06:41,080 Do you think she's gonna ask about the money? 164 00:06:41,082 --> 00:06:43,450 I would. 165 00:06:43,452 --> 00:06:46,453 Regina's just going to be happy to see her friends. 166 00:06:46,455 --> 00:06:48,555 And you. 167 00:06:48,557 --> 00:06:49,923 There they are! 168 00:06:49,925 --> 00:06:51,491 - Oh, hey, you. - Hey! 169 00:06:51,493 --> 00:06:52,992 Oh, look who I brought. 170 00:06:52,994 --> 00:06:55,728 - Hey, baby. - Hi. 171 00:06:55,730 --> 00:06:58,665 - Regina. - Bonnie. 172 00:06:58,667 --> 00:07:01,668 Ooh. Sorry I was late, but I got big news. 173 00:07:01,670 --> 00:07:03,503 So does Christy. 174 00:07:05,707 --> 00:07:07,874 What's your news? 175 00:07:07,876 --> 00:07:09,642 I just found out I made early parole. 176 00:07:09,644 --> 00:07:11,544 - I'm getting out in two weeks! - Ooh! 177 00:07:12,647 --> 00:07:14,047 - Wow. - Man! 178 00:07:14,049 --> 00:07:16,516 Your news just got more compelling. 179 00:07:18,453 --> 00:07:20,687 You think I could stay with you until I find a place? 180 00:07:20,689 --> 00:07:21,654 It won't be long. 181 00:07:21,656 --> 00:07:26,092 I have some money set aside. 182 00:07:26,094 --> 00:07:28,695 You can stay with me as long as you need. 183 00:07:28,697 --> 00:07:30,530 Oh, thank you. 184 00:07:31,166 --> 00:07:32,365 Christy, you okay? 185 00:07:32,367 --> 00:07:35,034 You look a little whiter than usual. 186 00:07:35,036 --> 00:07:36,870 I'm fine. 187 00:07:36,872 --> 00:07:39,839 I'm just so... happy for you. 188 00:07:39,841 --> 00:07:40,974 Oh. 189 00:07:40,976 --> 00:07:42,075 Thank you, baby. 190 00:07:42,077 --> 00:07:43,376 I've been talking to my lawyer, 191 00:07:43,378 --> 00:07:45,311 and she thinks that in a few years, 192 00:07:45,313 --> 00:07:47,046 I can get my CPA license back. 193 00:07:47,048 --> 00:07:49,048 Till then, I can live off that money, 194 00:07:49,050 --> 00:07:50,783 focus on getting my son back, 195 00:07:50,785 --> 00:07:52,252 maybe find work as a bookkeeper... 196 00:07:52,254 --> 00:07:53,686 You have no money! 197 00:07:55,257 --> 00:07:56,723 What?! 198 00:07:56,725 --> 00:07:58,525 I'm sorry. 199 00:07:58,527 --> 00:07:59,792 I am so sorry. 200 00:07:59,794 --> 00:08:00,693 What did you do? 201 00:08:00,695 --> 00:08:02,128 Take off your shoe. 202 00:08:04,232 --> 00:08:07,734 I... lost it all gambling. 203 00:08:08,603 --> 00:08:12,939 Christy, you didn't! 204 00:08:12,941 --> 00:08:14,440 So it's all gone? 205 00:08:14,442 --> 00:08:15,742 Mm-hmm. 206 00:08:15,744 --> 00:08:17,377 Well, you know what? 207 00:08:18,213 --> 00:08:19,746 What? 208 00:08:19,748 --> 00:08:22,749 Hallelujah. 209 00:08:22,751 --> 00:08:24,817 Halle-what? 210 00:08:24,819 --> 00:08:26,653 Oh, baby, that was dirty money 211 00:08:26,655 --> 00:08:29,188 which the Lord deemed fit to take away. 212 00:08:29,190 --> 00:08:31,190 I thought it was the Green Bay Packers 213 00:08:31,192 --> 00:08:33,126 minus three that took it away. 214 00:08:33,128 --> 00:08:35,094 No, it was Jesus. 215 00:08:35,096 --> 00:08:37,564 Here I was, planning on spending that stolen money, 216 00:08:37,566 --> 00:08:40,500 continuing to live in sin. 217 00:08:40,502 --> 00:08:42,335 And now that temptation has been removed, 218 00:08:42,337 --> 00:08:45,572 because once again, God has done for me 219 00:08:45,574 --> 00:08:48,841 what I could not do for myself. 220 00:08:48,843 --> 00:08:51,778 I'm sorry, is this some sort of a skit? 221 00:08:53,348 --> 00:08:55,648 Hang on, Mom. 222 00:08:55,650 --> 00:08:59,085 If Regina found the Lord, we should be happy for her. 223 00:08:59,087 --> 00:09:01,087 Way to go. 224 00:09:01,856 --> 00:09:04,657 Let's all hold hands and pray. 225 00:09:09,297 --> 00:09:12,565 Lord God, I want to thank you 226 00:09:12,567 --> 00:09:16,869 for my freedom, my friends, my sobriety and my life. 227 00:09:16,871 --> 00:09:18,938 Also, 228 00:09:18,940 --> 00:09:20,506 thank you for using Christy 229 00:09:20,508 --> 00:09:22,642 to liberate me from that evil money. 230 00:09:22,644 --> 00:09:24,177 Hear that? 231 00:09:24,179 --> 00:09:27,547 I'm an instrument of the Lord. 232 00:09:29,951 --> 00:09:31,484 Amen. 233 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:39,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 234 00:09:40,332 --> 00:09:44,267 I thought I hit bottom when I got sent to prison, 235 00:09:45,357 --> 00:09:47,737 but turns out, I wasn't even close. 236 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:49,806 After those cold steel gates 237 00:09:49,808 --> 00:09:53,843 slammed shut behind me, I was so lonely and hopeless, 238 00:09:53,845 --> 00:09:56,312 I decided I might as well start drinking again. 239 00:09:56,314 --> 00:09:59,982 I felt like that at rehab when they took away my iPad. 240 00:10:02,353 --> 00:10:03,886 Now... 241 00:10:03,888 --> 00:10:05,321 for those of you who haven't been to prison, 242 00:10:05,323 --> 00:10:07,657 you pretty much have two choices when it comes to getting loaded: 243 00:10:07,659 --> 00:10:09,125 Toilet wine-- 244 00:10:09,127 --> 00:10:10,460 a lovely mixture 245 00:10:10,462 --> 00:10:14,130 of moldy bread, rotted fruit, and ketchup. 246 00:10:14,132 --> 00:10:16,299 Ketchup makes it a rosé. 247 00:10:18,103 --> 00:10:19,736 And, of course, heroin, 248 00:10:19,738 --> 00:10:22,371 smuggled via somebody's boyfriend's poop chute. 249 00:10:22,373 --> 00:10:23,773 In either case, 250 00:10:23,775 --> 00:10:28,111 you really gotta want it. 251 00:10:28,113 --> 00:10:29,979 And I did. 252 00:10:29,981 --> 00:10:32,381 But for some reason, before I picked up, 253 00:10:32,383 --> 00:10:35,952 I did something I hadn't done since I was a little girl-- 254 00:10:35,954 --> 00:10:39,255 I got down on my knees and asked God for help. 255 00:10:39,257 --> 00:10:41,324 Didn't expect 256 00:10:41,326 --> 00:10:42,759 an immediate response. 257 00:10:42,761 --> 00:10:46,596 In fact, didn't expect anything. 258 00:10:46,598 --> 00:10:48,564 But then, bam! 259 00:10:53,471 --> 00:10:54,937 My cell... 260 00:10:54,939 --> 00:10:58,107 ♪ Was bathed in holy light ♪ 261 00:10:59,344 --> 00:11:01,544 And I could feel His presence. 262 00:11:01,546 --> 00:11:04,614 The Spirit of the Lord filled me up! 263 00:11:04,616 --> 00:11:07,283 What do you think happened next? 264 00:11:07,285 --> 00:11:08,818 I was saved. 265 00:11:08,820 --> 00:11:10,553 Oh. 266 00:11:10,555 --> 00:11:12,889 What need did I have of drugs and alcohol 267 00:11:12,891 --> 00:11:16,058 when I had the power of God rushin', ripplin', 268 00:11:16,060 --> 00:11:17,894 roarin' through my veins! 269 00:11:17,896 --> 00:11:19,362 Testify! 270 00:11:23,001 --> 00:11:25,034 I now had the sweet joy and the serenity 271 00:11:25,036 --> 00:11:27,336 I'd been searching for every day of my life. 272 00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:30,640 I pray all the time and that never happens to me. 273 00:11:30,642 --> 00:11:35,211 That's because you're not crazy. 274 00:11:35,213 --> 00:11:36,579 I finally understood 275 00:11:36,581 --> 00:11:39,348 that my purpose on this earth was to serve God 276 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:41,184 and spread His Word. 277 00:11:41,186 --> 00:11:42,985 And I have the power 278 00:11:42,987 --> 00:11:45,221 to do that because He... 279 00:11:45,223 --> 00:11:47,890 is within me. 280 00:11:47,892 --> 00:11:50,393 He's within all of us. 281 00:11:50,395 --> 00:11:52,461 Even the worst of us. 282 00:12:00,271 --> 00:12:02,872 Why's everybody looking at me? 283 00:12:06,477 --> 00:12:08,110 Can I just say one thing 284 00:12:08,112 --> 00:12:10,546 about that Sermon on the Mount we had to sit through? 285 00:12:10,548 --> 00:12:15,084 I've never known you to stop at one thing, but okay. 286 00:12:15,086 --> 00:12:17,954 I didn't much like the Regina that went into jail, 287 00:12:17,956 --> 00:12:20,556 but I can't stand the one that came out. 288 00:12:20,558 --> 00:12:22,725 Really? I like her. 289 00:12:22,727 --> 00:12:23,993 Of course you like her. She forgave you 290 00:12:23,995 --> 00:12:25,127 for blowing all her money. 291 00:12:25,129 --> 00:12:27,396 Okay, well... 292 00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:29,732 yeah, that's part of it. 293 00:12:31,069 --> 00:12:34,770 But it also seems like she's so happy now. 294 00:12:34,772 --> 00:12:36,005 Yeah. She just got out. 295 00:12:36,007 --> 00:12:37,907 Wait till the reality of life hits her, 296 00:12:37,909 --> 00:12:40,243 and then watch that holy light of God fade out 297 00:12:40,245 --> 00:12:42,345 like Tinker Bell when the kids don't clap. 298 00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:45,715 You'll never believe what just happened. 299 00:12:45,717 --> 00:12:48,150 I couldn't find a parking space anywhere. 300 00:12:48,152 --> 00:12:49,952 Regina says this little prayer, 301 00:12:49,954 --> 00:12:53,289 next thing you know, an SUV pulls out right in front 302 00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:55,725 of the restaurant with time on the meter. 303 00:12:55,727 --> 00:12:57,960 Ask and ye shall receive. 304 00:12:57,962 --> 00:13:00,897 Hang on. So there's disease and there's war 305 00:13:00,899 --> 00:13:02,565 and there's hunger, but Jesus has time 306 00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:05,268 to find you a parking space? 307 00:13:05,270 --> 00:13:08,571 With time on the meter. Thank you, Jesus. 308 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:11,040 And that's not all. 309 00:13:11,042 --> 00:13:13,910 After the meeting, a woman came up to me and gave me a job 310 00:13:13,912 --> 00:13:15,945 doing bookkeeping, which is what I prayed for. 311 00:13:15,947 --> 00:13:19,081 Thanks again. 312 00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:21,017 Good grief. You're like a Puerto Rican shortstop 313 00:13:21,019 --> 00:13:22,885 who just hit a double. 314 00:13:23,988 --> 00:13:26,188 Why is it so hard for you to believe 315 00:13:26,190 --> 00:13:28,090 God wants good things for us? 316 00:13:28,092 --> 00:13:29,158 I'll tell you why. 317 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,727 Because He just took away the man I love. 318 00:13:31,729 --> 00:13:32,728 Oh, yeah. 319 00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:34,263 Marjorie told me. 320 00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:37,033 I'm so sorry. 321 00:13:37,035 --> 00:13:40,236 But the good news is, he's in a better place. 322 00:13:40,238 --> 00:13:43,472 He was in bed with me when he went-- top that. 323 00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,809 Bonnie, I understand you're in pain, 324 00:13:46,811 --> 00:13:49,278 but you have to know God has a plan. 325 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,781 He took that man for a reason. All right, 326 00:13:51,783 --> 00:13:53,349 that's it-- I'm out of here. 327 00:13:53,351 --> 00:13:56,285 Oh, Mom, come on. We're all friends here. 328 00:13:56,287 --> 00:13:58,621 - Help us celebrate Regina being home. - Sorry, 329 00:13:58,623 --> 00:14:01,791 but if I stay, I'm gonna break a commandment. 330 00:14:01,793 --> 00:14:03,993 One of the big ones. 331 00:14:07,265 --> 00:14:10,499 You and I are still square, right? 332 00:14:13,171 --> 00:14:15,338 See you later. 333 00:14:16,808 --> 00:14:19,108 What are you all dressed up for? 334 00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:20,676 Um... 335 00:14:20,678 --> 00:14:23,479 Regina invited me to go to church with her. 336 00:14:23,481 --> 00:14:25,514 - And you're going? - Why not? 337 00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,717 I've always been curious about the... 338 00:14:27,719 --> 00:14:30,619 United Westside African Methodist Episcopal 339 00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:33,556 Holy Tabernacle Church of God. 340 00:14:33,558 --> 00:14:35,658 Seriously? 341 00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:39,061 I think a couple of them merged. 342 00:14:39,063 --> 00:14:41,564 I can't believe you're buying into this. 343 00:14:41,566 --> 00:14:43,466 What is your problem with God? 344 00:14:43,468 --> 00:14:44,867 I don't have a problem with God. 345 00:14:44,869 --> 00:14:47,169 I happen to be a very spiritual person. 346 00:14:47,171 --> 00:14:49,905 My problem is with an ex-con looking me in the eye 347 00:14:49,907 --> 00:14:51,273 and telling me I lost Alvin 348 00:14:51,275 --> 00:14:53,676 because God has some freakin' plan. 349 00:14:53,678 --> 00:14:55,478 Well... 350 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,380 maybe he does. 351 00:14:57,382 --> 00:14:59,015 Oh, sure. Your father's in Heaven 352 00:14:59,017 --> 00:15:02,451 hammering out the dents in God's Toyota Tundra. 353 00:15:02,453 --> 00:15:04,854 Okay, I know you're joking, 354 00:15:04,856 --> 00:15:07,356 but I find that very comforting. 355 00:15:07,358 --> 00:15:09,025 You would. Go to church. 356 00:15:09,027 --> 00:15:12,328 Okay, but just so we're clear, 357 00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:14,864 I am only going to support a friend. 358 00:15:14,866 --> 00:15:17,400 I'm not looking to turn into some kind of... 359 00:15:17,402 --> 00:15:19,168 born-again holy roller. 360 00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:21,037 Well, I find that very comforting. 361 00:15:21,039 --> 00:15:23,406 Good. See you later. 362 00:15:23,408 --> 00:15:24,774 ♪ Glory, glory, glory ♪ 363 00:15:24,776 --> 00:15:27,243 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 364 00:15:27,245 --> 00:15:30,146 ♪ We have made it through the night ♪ 365 00:15:30,148 --> 00:15:32,882 ♪ Glory, glory... ♪ 366 00:15:32,884 --> 00:15:34,417 Here we go. 367 00:15:34,419 --> 00:15:37,286 Oh, thank you. 368 00:15:37,288 --> 00:15:38,721 So, what's up? 369 00:15:38,723 --> 00:15:40,256 Oh, nothing's up. 370 00:15:40,258 --> 00:15:43,659 Sometimes it's nice just to drop by and say hi to a friend. 371 00:15:43,661 --> 00:15:45,694 No, it's not. What's up? 372 00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:48,197 - Can I just have a sip of coffee? - No, 373 00:15:48,199 --> 00:15:50,366 you got a tiny bladder. What's up? 374 00:15:50,368 --> 00:15:52,168 Okay. 375 00:15:52,170 --> 00:15:54,904 First of all, I love Regina. 376 00:15:54,906 --> 00:15:57,907 No one is happier than me that she's out of jail 377 00:15:57,909 --> 00:15:59,975 - and she's sober. - But? 378 00:15:59,977 --> 00:16:02,244 But if I have to live with her one more day, 379 00:16:02,246 --> 00:16:04,447 I just might rip her throat out. 380 00:16:04,449 --> 00:16:06,849 There it is. You need an alibi. 381 00:16:06,851 --> 00:16:09,952 No. I need her to stay with you for a while. 382 00:16:09,954 --> 00:16:11,887 So I'll need an alibi. 383 00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:14,623 I'm begging, Bonnie. She's driving me crazy. 384 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:15,591 Oh, is she now? 385 00:16:15,593 --> 00:16:18,661 It never stops. Day in, day out, 386 00:16:18,663 --> 00:16:20,963 “Jesus loves me,” “Jesus forgives me.” 387 00:16:20,965 --> 00:16:23,566 It's more exhausting than the chemo. 388 00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:27,136 Well, I am sorry, but there's no way in hell she's staying here. 389 00:16:27,138 --> 00:16:29,271 What am I supposed to do? 390 00:16:29,273 --> 00:16:32,608 I don't know. Ask God to take her away. 391 00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:34,777 I did. It's not working. 392 00:16:36,514 --> 00:16:38,080 Hey, Marjorie! 393 00:16:38,082 --> 00:16:39,181 What's with the tambourine? 394 00:16:39,183 --> 00:16:41,016 I'm in the junior choir! 395 00:16:41,986 --> 00:16:42,952 Watch this. 396 00:16:42,954 --> 00:16:44,820 ♪ Glory, glory ♪ 397 00:16:44,822 --> 00:16:47,690 ♪ Hallelujah... ♪ 398 00:16:47,692 --> 00:16:52,361 It sounds a lot better when there's more people. 399 00:16:52,363 --> 00:16:53,996 You'll never guess what happened after church. 400 00:16:53,998 --> 00:16:55,798 Christy and I went out for coffee 401 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,099 and ran into Jill here, 402 00:16:57,101 --> 00:17:00,002 who asked me to live with her in her big, beautiful mansion. 403 00:17:00,004 --> 00:17:01,504 I... 404 00:17:01,506 --> 00:17:02,638 hope you don't mind, Marjorie, 405 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,707 but I could really use the company. 406 00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:07,343 And the spiritual guidance. 407 00:17:07,345 --> 00:17:09,645 Well, I'll miss her... 408 00:17:09,647 --> 00:17:13,015 but if that's what God wants. 409 00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,855 Wait a minute... 410 00:17:19,857 --> 00:17:21,891 Wait a minute. 411 00:17:22,727 --> 00:17:25,728 Wait... a minute. 412 00:17:27,198 --> 00:17:30,666 You got paroled three years early, 413 00:17:30,668 --> 00:17:32,801 you've been out two days, during which time 414 00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:35,404 you got a good job and you're living rent-free 415 00:17:35,406 --> 00:17:37,506 in a house with a tennis court? 416 00:17:37,508 --> 00:17:40,976 Two courts. Grass and clay. 417 00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:44,747 And Jill's gonna let me drive her old Range Rover. 418 00:17:44,749 --> 00:17:46,248 It's a 2013. 419 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,884 The GPS is all weird. 420 00:17:48,886 --> 00:17:52,221 Ask the Lord, and He will provide. 421 00:17:52,223 --> 00:17:55,324 Well, Mom, what do you think? 422 00:17:56,427 --> 00:17:59,662 ♪ Leaning, leaning ♪ 423 00:17:59,664 --> 00:18:03,999 ♪ Leaning on the everlasting arms... ♪ 424 00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:07,436 When can I start asking for stuff? 425 00:18:07,438 --> 00:18:08,971 Soon as you want to. 426 00:18:08,973 --> 00:18:11,640 ♪ ...on the Lord ♪ 427 00:18:11,642 --> 00:18:14,944 ♪ Leaning, leaning... ♪ 428 00:18:28,913 --> 00:18:30,746 Morning, Bonnie. 429 00:18:30,748 --> 00:18:32,874 Mornin'. 430 00:18:32,895 --> 00:18:33,883 Sleep well? 431 00:18:33,885 --> 00:18:35,417 Not really. 432 00:18:35,419 --> 00:18:37,453 What are you doing here? 433 00:18:37,455 --> 00:18:38,721 Heard you were looking for me. 434 00:18:38,723 --> 00:18:41,791 As a matter of fact, I am. 435 00:18:41,793 --> 00:18:43,058 Please. 436 00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:47,296 Let me just... get a cup of coffee. 437 00:18:50,001 --> 00:18:52,701 Mind topping me off? 438 00:18:55,072 --> 00:18:57,273 Sure. 439 00:19:03,948 --> 00:19:06,115 So what's up? 440 00:19:11,589 --> 00:19:15,024 I want to know why you took Alvin. 441 00:19:15,026 --> 00:19:17,159 It was his time. 442 00:19:17,161 --> 00:19:19,295 What does that mean? 443 00:19:19,297 --> 00:19:20,629 He needed to repair things 444 00:19:20,631 --> 00:19:23,098 with you and his daughter, and he did. 445 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:25,134 Then he could go. 446 00:19:25,136 --> 00:19:27,002 What about me? 447 00:19:27,004 --> 00:19:29,738 You still have work to do with Christy. 448 00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:32,708 And Roscoe and Violet and... 449 00:19:32,710 --> 00:19:37,213 Oop, almost gave something away. 450 00:19:45,406 --> 00:19:47,139 When does it stop hurting? 451 00:19:48,477 --> 00:19:49,777 When you wake up. 452 00:20:08,391 --> 00:20:10,259 See you soon, Addic7ed. 453 00:20:10,261 --> 00:20:14,375 sync and correction by solfieri www.addic7ed.com 453 00:20:15,305 --> 00:20:21,345 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.SubtitleDB.org 31409

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