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..and we pass now to forecasts for tomorrow, July 31st!

A large area of ​​hot air is getting ready to enter our country!

And the mercury, stopped for days at 38 degrees ..

..it will start again, My God, let it go up!

If you have not just returned, then tomorrow for sure ..

you will leave for the sea or for the mountain!

On behalf of all of us, many wishes for a quiet vacation!

But remember: Do not leave without "this" !!!

This! The cell phone with prepaid card..

that really costs a nothing!

SEAS OF THE SOUTH

- Where did you book? - In "Corona d'oro ", as usual! - Well done!

Oh, Mr. Brogini! If I need to call you for the end of the month?

Keep it here! Well, we throw that away!

I leave you my address here which is "The Tropical of the Sun!"

You can call me here! In a couple of days, call me!

But remember!

I will not be available for the whole period of ..

Holidays!

- Well done! - How I envy you!

Of course I can give your number to Mr. Tacchini, if he wants to call you!

If you do, I will sue you!

The fact that in the latter we stung our campaign ..

from our competitor, 15 thousand subscriptions per day ..

He can do some feeling ... to the competitor!

But not to us!

We have won the hearts of a few hundred millions of managers! That excites us!

But we know that our victory, is a Pyrrhic victory!

The telephone subscription of this gentleman, in which of course you recognize yourself ..

it may take 6 months, a year maybe, if we are lucky!

Then this gentleman will fly his old cell phone, in the handset ..

Will buy another much smaller one, which will be more in fashion ..

And it will be registered in the most advantageous subscription, of that moment!

And this subscription, we know it well ..

It could be that of .. competitor!

Nothing is lost!

I do not know, but anyway I prefer the swimsuit!

Full body? But Sabina, are you crazy now? Wherever you go, everyone returns naked ..

- ..and you will buy Olympic swimwear? - But what naked?

Of course! Too much no tanga!

It really seems that you do not want your comfort! These islands cost as much as they cost because they are ..

Heaven!

And in Paradise the world returns ..

..naked!!! Maybe, but I do not feel comfortable like that!

But think about it: you and Alberto in in the middle of that doom, then naked ..

..to make love 8 times a day!

But you are crazy, Melania! Time, you mean!

Here now, and we hardly talk .. He is sleeping in his office!

I'll take the bodysuit, go!

Let's say it, once and for all! Let's say it now! This holiday institution ..

It is an unbearable legacy of a miserable Italy, since the time of the economic boom!

You do not agree;

Of course yes!

Certainly!

Yes, but you are leaving for vacation tomorrow!

Yes, that is ... as the saying goes "certainly"! EU!! Waiter!

To health "whoever does not go on vacation"!

Cheers !!!

Nothing ... he does not accept it at all!

But it is not possible .. You are probably passing it on the wrong side!

Ma'am, I pass 200 cards a day! Nothing happens!

See; The card is invalid!

Are we kidding now? Since when;

Forgive me! Your card is invalid!

How is it not valid?

I'm sorry, it will definitely be some mistake! Maybe it was demagnetized ..

Or it will be a computer problem ..

- Would you have anyone else with you? - Of course I have another! Of course!

- Thank you and forgive me! - You are welcome!

You need help;

The usual poppy! They say that the card has been demagnetized ..

While on the contrary are their machines that do not work properly!

Understood! Our financial advisor is in trouble! I will pay!

Okay, I'll give it to you tomorrow! It's not that it does not ..

But come on, are you kidding?

Giacomo, Alberto! Enough of your quarrel over the bill!

Otherwise I will cut your salary in half!

In brief: I have my credit card blocked!

I was spoiled in the restaurant, in front of all the executives!

And tomorrow I have to go on vacation, with a blocked card, you understand how ..

It really is a serious problem!

But it is not a problem! It is a mistake !!!

See; Unfortunately it is not wrong, sir Brogini! See the number at the bottom right!

- Zero! - Well done! Correctly!

This is your balance! And your card is blocked ..

because just your account is uncovered! Zero!

But what zero? But what poppies are you saying now, with all my respect;

My financial advisor, the honorable Mr Tombolini, did testify.

..at the beginning of the month an amount .. now I miss the exact number ..

But he did not submit anything! It has not been done here no deposit! See what he writes here!

Zero!

Exactly! Leave for a while to try to see ..

your shares! Here you go! Read here!

Since it shows zero! Only zero writes here!

What makes me read them? Do something at last!

Listen, I'm sorry! Probably the problem have it with this your financial advisor!

Why not try to talk to him first?

Hello, Carlo!

Carlo! But you are destroying my garden! Maiva !!! But watch out for the child !!

- Hello! - Hello!

Hello!

- Hello, Sabina! - I thought you were done with the work!

Yes, we are done!

And the cloth, what does it do there?

Oh, the winter garden! Alberto insisted, wanted to find out tonight!

He wants to make you die out of jealousy!

Giacomo, don't sit like that !!! You do not understand that it will snow soon!

Mom, we are in July, tomorrow is August! It has 38 points! Go home!

Come on !! Maiva !!!

Tombolini, as soon as you hear my message, Call me! It is urgent ..

It is urgent!! Call me immediately !!

Hello! You returned;

- Hello! - Hello!

Did you get the plane tickets?

Yes..

Is something running?

No why;

Αlberto! You read the newspaper upside down !!!

As for the rest, I would say ... nothing!

A! I would forget it! The card is blocked!

- Which card? - Credit, Alberto!

Which card did you want to block? The greeting? No! I have to call the bank!

Oh, well done! Yes, call her!

You know, if it affects you so much, leaving work for the holidays ..

then maybe we should take a vacation in your office!

See you tonight!

Okay!

If you want..

"If you want..;"

Nothing mother .. a nonsense!

Well..then we are at night!

If you want, you can come and get me! But why does it work out for me now?

Echi !!

Hello, Sandra!

Listen, maybe you could give it to me earlier the money ..

I said, "Hello, Sandra!"

Hi Dad!

Well done, do you see?

Listen, maybe you could give it to me earlier the week money?

- But will you go out tonight? - Yes!

But you do not have to fix it the suitcases for tomorrow?

Mom will make them!

Will you go to a club?

But what club? You have no idea about what a concert we are talking about tonight !!!

Who will be; The Beatles?

No, even better! They will play 2 different groups, afro and techno!

Very special concert, do you understand?

And then we will all go to the pool together to get "Ecstasy"!

Well done..

You're not watching me, are you?

Of course I follow you! I was just looking that I have only ..

All my 50s? Thank you! I have told you that you are the most fantastic!

Yes well, at least leave me alone the 25 euros for change!

Listen, I do not want to look capricious, but the time is approaching ..

And if these chairs do not come .. When will we sit down to eat on the grass?

It is not possible, do you understand?

But for the name of God, say something! Do not sit there indifferent, say something!

Have you had a stroke?

I'm Brogini! Mr Tombolini, call me as soon as you hear my message!

- Mr Brogini! - It is very important, very urgent!

- I have to talk to you about banking my account! - Mr Brogini !!!

Call me immediately !!

Sorry!

Mr Sciallero! Tell me!

Forgive me, but I have a problem with my "Anastasia Ibris"!

With whom;

With my plant!

Look, I have a lot of things to do .. I'm sorry, but this is not the time!

It hangs! My "anastasia" is hanging in your garden!

Its just fine! We are happy! It does not bother us at all!

But it bothers me, because "anastasia" does not suffers the proximity to the "corlus avellano" ..

With her there, what do they call her ..? That hazelnut there!

But the hazelnut is so small, how much can it bother you?

Small big, it does the same! Can't transplant it further?

But I did not plant this here, since he only got out of here!

Please, Mr Brogini! Show a little patience ..

this is the only plant all over Southern Europe!

Well..

I planted it, ok are we now?

You are very kind, thank you!

But now I have to go, because I have a barbecue!

But let's hope without fuss, without becoming a waste!

But since it is a barbecue! Barbecue! Well, anyway ..

Αlberto! If you can not now, we are going again tomorrow!

Come on!

In the luxurious villa of Alberto!

On your vacation!

You mean I would be your ideal boy?

How lazy you are ..

Am I even a little nice to you?

A little, yes ..

Then if I give you a kiss here, not in the mouth .. here .. Will you get angry?

Do;

Tombolini, I'm Brogini!

Tomorrow morning I have to leave for holidays with my family ..

And I have no money for airfare! Call me, as soon as you hear the message .. where to throw in !!!!

Αlberto !!! But what are you doing in there closed in the car; Are you out of your mind; Come on, come on!

I am coming!

And after the water tanks, we will expand the hospital ..

and we will insulate the roof of the school!

And now I have a nice one surprise for you! Here you go:

These are Cunta and Caval! See how perfect!

What sweets they are!

How cute!

My wife helps an organization adoption of children from a distance ..

And the Mattioli family, with Alberto and Sabina ..

have already adopted these 2 sweets little brothers, from Africa!

My God, how they grew up like that!

That's exactly why I wanted to talk to you!

The two children look very smart as well great desire to acquire knowledge!

It's amazing!

Yes it really is! And it would be good for them, if they even had a computer of their own!

One computer;

In the jungle?

Well, after we have installed them power generators and then today ..

..as is known, without computer and without English, is anyone as primitive or not?

E, but of course! If you need a computer, then we will buy them a computer!

Here you go!

520 euros !! But you are amazing!

But what about 520 euros?

You should not have said that, my dear! Now the Alberto will want to give at least double!

Of course! But unfortunately ..

Look in your other pocket!

A, yes ..

I do not have on me ..

Here you go!

Now I feel lighter!

Why did you do good!

- It's money well spent! - Charity cleanses the soul!

Αlberto !!! But you are burning !!

But my love, but how did you get that there? Excuse me!

Tropical fertilizer is needed here!

Look!! Where to throw you !!

A!!! What a pain!

- Excuse me! - What a pain!

I will sign it for you later, the check!

Forgive us again!

Shall we leave your house? Because to me, I'm stressed ..

In my house; I do not think it is necessary .. I still live with mine!

Ok ..

We will talk again;

Of course! Only that..

Yes .. I for 2 weeks, I will not be here! I will go on a trip!

Fuck!

With my parents!

A .. and then?

And then, if I survive I will be back here!

Listen a little, I got an idea!

Yes;

What would you say if I asked you a favor?

And then there is all the authenticity sample book for home products!

Smiling, Flower smell, Fresh and windows ..

And in addition a tutorial seminar on videocassettes! The price is ok, right?

Oh my God! 2 thousand euros, not a little!

But since you say it is a friendly price ..

But of course, what do you think? Only the seminars in videocassettes cost 1000 euros!

And when you feel confident enough for yourself..

I will talk to the coordinator of the area!

You will see how with you will make an exception!

And why an exception?

Eh, but for the age! Of course they are all newer!

Did you say it lasts 4 months?

Of course! 4 months direct sale! "Friendly commerce"!

You're basically selling to your girlfriends, at your home!

Anyway, if another winter starts, I too will stay indoors, without doing anything ..

With Alberto as he is, and with all the rest, I will go crazy!

But is it really that bad?

Like this souffle! Unless one happens miracle on vacation, I will finish it!

Think "manager and free"! What an explosive combination!

As we say in Spain!

"Queen and rich, I do what I want and it does not itch! "(Spanish)

Where is he going to say?

Come on! Too vulgar!

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Come on! Be quick!

Next time we travel together, your suitcases ..

you have to make them yourself, my love!

Mom?

Yes!

This is the last time I travel with you! You know that, right?

My love, do not ask for much now, come!

You can do these two, get them out!

I can not, because I go out a little!

But what do you go out for? After we have to leave!

Look, for half an hour! I'm going to pick up the tickets!

But what do you mean now, that you are going to pick up the tickets?

But you had not already received them?

What 's up, Mr Bornioli? Did you lose your dog?

It's something I'm looking for, but I still have not managed to find anything!

Find what thing, sorry?

In this house, there are no sensors!

Sensors?

"Anti-theft" sensors!

But of course they do not exist, since here it is not a maximum security prison!

And anyway, we have a sturdy armored door!

But I'm not talking about her inside, but for the outside!

Anyway, I'll check normally, so that everything is ok!

Thank you, Mr Bornioli .. But it really is not necessary!

It is not necessary; I live here, 36 years now ..

..and I know very well what is necessary and what not! Have a nice day!

Tombolini !!! Stop! Stop! Where are you taking him?

- Who are you? - Sir, calm down!

I am Inspector Rinaldi! Financial crime and fraud service!

- Who are you? - Alberto Brogini!

I trusted all my savings in this man and I no longer know where he is!

- Oh yes; - Yes!

So that you trust all of them savings on a person, with such a face?

- ERROR!! - But what's wrong? Where has he gone?

Nice question! Mystery! But something tells us that your money is ..

Do you have Australia in mind?

Yes why;

Here!

And what is here?

A loss from a kangaroo! Do you like kangaroos?

- No, I hate them! - And I!

See you soon!

Where are you going; But where are you taking me? And my money with kangaroos?

But I have to buy the tickets for my vacation!

Tombolini !!! Tombolini !!!

But if possible? Can you explanations that has gone? The taxi is waiting!

Did you take Echi to Melania?

We should have put him in a boarding house for dogs!

Nonsense! It will be fine there! Mrs. Inis loves him!

It is so "cut"! I would not want him to eat it for me!

Here they are at last! Did we get it all? Alberto! But my God, hurry up at last!

But do you know what time it is? Where have you been; Did you get the tickets?

- No! - And the passport?

Sabina! I do not have tickets!

Where are we going, please?

- At the airport! - No!

But what does "no" mean?

He goes on to say "no at the airport"!

Well then;

But why not "at the airport"?

Why do not I have the tickets!

We Can't Leave Why I Do Not Have Tickets !!!

He's there, has something to do with you?

Yes, yes stop!

What to stop? What does he want now?

Do you go to the airport?

We do not understand yet!

Will you throw me away too?

Wonderful! I love departures!

So where are we going?

But at the airport! Where else;

I need to get a ticket, you will be very helpful to me to come with you!

You almost did not miss an opportunity!

Well, tell me!

Tell you what?

But you just said we don't have the tickets and so we can not leave!

Anyway, will you decide?

Let's go to the airport, I was joking mom! To lift the mood a little!

- Unbelievable to meet you here! - Yes!

Yes, our nanny is returning to Peru for holidays and we are tied to her!

Indeed, although it has become dear to us, I hope her plane crashes!

I was joking!

You are welcome!

Go ahead, go ahead! Come on, come on, come on please!

- Watch him, eh? - Of course!

I draw your attention! After the holidays, Alberto should be in great shape!

I will do my best!

Well! Mr. Tachchini, if you are coming back, then I would ask you to take me with you!

Of course!

Do you want to move forward? Do you want to go ahead? Come on, come on!

- Well, again! - See you soon!

See you soon!

Passport and ticket, please!

Passport and ticket, please!

Alberto, keep your ears open!

Hello, children!

Hello, the southern seas!

- Hello!! - Your ticket, please!

I do not have it! I have fun like that!

I like to queue, but without having a ticket! Do you understand?

But what happened again? Why didn't you pass the suitcase out of control?

Because I do not have tickets!

Alberto, if you keep joking, I will break your teeth "with grace"!

Why don't we have the tickets? Do you want to tell me what is happening to you?

It happens that I could not to pay for the tickets!

I wanted to tell you right away! but it is things are always so confusing!

Sabina, we are ruined!

Sorry;

"We have been ironed in the gas pipeline! "(Spanish)

And what are we going to do now?

Ah, are you here?

My God, what happened again?

Ask your father!

Did the grandmother die?

I wish this happened!

Unfortunately not!

Sandra, your dad trusted someone, and unfortunately things went badly!

And then in the final, one turns like this, one another ..

But what is he talking about?

We are left without a single euro!

We can not leave, we can not go home!

I was thinking about it all night! For next 15 days, the best solution would be ..

..aunt Enrica!

But, are you crazy now?

My God, but how can we get home? I am the financial advisor of my company!

If they find out that I was an African, how they brought it to me .. Understand it, now!

Aunt Enrica, too and a nice garden!

You are going crazy now!

Did you get and smoke? any of the cigarettes I have in here?

I do not know what else we can do! Tell me you!

Ok, I'm going to pee! You clarify what do you want and I will be back immediately! Okay;

Of course it will not be there like the seas of the South ..

But on the other hand, we have to think about how we have been to the sea a lot of times!

While Aunt Enrica can be something new for us!

Shut up, Alberto! Aunt Enrica he hates us! Or rather, he hates you!

My own, my aunt Enrica?

It would be a thousand pieces for me!

Do you have any change?

Tell me I're just having a bad dream!

Tell me I're just having a bad dream!

Mr Brogini is requested to go to the information office!

Mr Brogini is requested to go to the information office!

Good morning, we are the Brogini family!

They have left this here for you!

Thanks!

"Do not worry! I will stay with my boy! "

"I will be back in 2 weeks!"

"Have fun in the southern seas! I will call you! Hello! Sandra! "

"To my boy ...?" But what happens?

Sorry!

This is for you!

"Have fun with Aunt Enrica!"

"I think two weeks apart, they will do us a lot of good! "

"PS Be careful with the money!"

But what is it, are you playing no "treasure hunt"?

Aunt Enrica!

Aunt Enrica!

I'm Alberto, your nephew!

Your nephew!

Aunt Enrica! I am the son of Piera!

"We are at sea! Talk after the beep! "

Yes, I am Sabina! I will call you again! Hello!

"We are on vacation! Leave us a message! "

Hello Maria! Today is .. I know .. Anyway, it's August!

I did not know that you were gone too! I will call you again! Hello!

They are all on vacation, except me!

But you should not be now in the caribbean?

Mirna! First, do not ask me stupid questions!

From the moment you see me here, it seems I'm not gone!

Secondly, do not ask me why I did not leave, because I will take them!

- And third.. - Third?

You have not even seen me, you did not even speak to me now! Okay;

Help me find Rocco now, before a doom breaks out as I predict!

That is?

If I tell you do not ask me questions!

But who is it?

Forgive us lady, but we wanted to talk to Rocco!

Rocco is not here!

How is he not here?

He is not here, he is gone! He also took things its together! He no longer lives here! Good night!

But what good night?

Did he leave here?

Sandra !!

Sandra !!

Who is here?

Alberto! For crying out loud!

Turn on the lights again!

Alberto, are you crazy? Do you want to I sit for 2 weeks, so in the dark?

Not over here, because during the day they would see us .. then Melania will come and water!

Oh yes; And where are we thinking of settling then?

Where;

But you are crazy! Completely! And you think that will i spend my vacation in the basement?

Yes, why, what does it matter? There are people here who lives in worse places: huts, caves, igloo!

I'm already going to Melania!

Please! Do you know what it means to go to these 2 now?

It means that you put on their nails our secret!

It means that Mattioli he will learn that I am an African!

I; The financial manager of the company!

Do you want to destroy me? Sabina, I will be fired!

And then it's not even 10 years, either lifelong! It's been 2 weeks! Slow down the chestnuts!

2 Mondays, 2 Tuesdays, 2 Wednesdays, 2 Thursdays ..

Alberto !! If you say one more word, I swear I'll start screaming!

And when the police come, I will tell them that you raped me !!

I find you tough!

Do you find me tough?

You suggest me to spend my vacation like Nosferatou ..

Closed in a damp basement and against in your opinion, am I the hard one on top?

I'm the idiot I bought and new swimsuit !!

Do not do that, come now!

But do you know how I feel? Do you know; I think I have a dream! Where to get!

But why have this special talent to do it all in a hurry!

Do you know what I have to tell you?

I will stay here with you now the whole summer..

until I pull out shoots like potatoes ..

But when this story is over, I will ask for a divorce!

But what divorce? But do not turn on the lights, we say!

I have a very sharp knife in my hands! And upstairs, there are 15 of my friends!

..that as soon as they hear me scream, they will tear you apart!

What the fuck are you screaming?

- Alberto !! - Well, sorry!

I ask you on your knees to help me a little and here is the crazy one ..

As soon as he enters, he begins to he cries, as if he were no eagle!

And how do I know? I thought he was a thief!

But what thief? That's all we needed now! The truth is that you want to destroy me!

- One more, two! - But will you calm down, my Virgin?

You have a chase mania!

Right, the chase mania! But what did you do? the two of you, locked in the closet?

Eh, what did we do ..?

Eh, what did we do?

We thought he was a thief!

You are for treatment! You know that how are you to be locked in?

It is wrong to be alone in a square completely deserted!

What a horrible prospect!

2 weeks killing mosquitoes and watering the plants of the neighbors!

I want to die! Do you still have that smoke?

Since then you will have a headache again, you know!

I do not care at all!

I want us to become like the Bedouins!

And then when we will not understand anymore what is happening to us, I want you to take me ..

in front of this wall, among the corpses of mosquitoes!

Yes, among the corpses!

And I want you to continue for 6 hours and treat me ..

- ..like oil drills! - Yes !!

Yes, like drills!

And when the oil will be to come to surfaces, I want you to slap me!

And nail me the damn thing your drill!

Thieves came in!

You did not knock on the door, did you?

Mom!

I said: thieves came in!

But where, mom?

To the neighbors! I heard them talking but also to scream!

Mom, because instead of watching, do not you look do you sleep a little?

Such a time, in a nursing home, will you they were all chained to the beds!

Go check!

Now I go! But you also want to return in your bed now ?!

Yes;

E, good night!

Even thieves are on vacation! What are you waiting for;

Shit-mosquitoes!

Road! Road from here!

Do you want to explain to us what you do there?

This is for the light! Woe to us, if anyone see our light! No noise, no light!

Let's do it as if it were a game!

Wow, what fun!

It is not going to work! But do not you understand? We will go crazy!

It is not possible to spend the holidays under the earth!

Only moles can do that, but because they are mice!

My love, you give me my things a little where is that suitcase

To hang them here!

5 minutes daily in here, and you will be fine tanned!

Dad, it causes cancer!

Do not dispute what Dad says!

It is obvious that I am dreaming now!

But do not believe how I will grow old in here!

Once I find Rocco, I'm leaving from here!

But who is this Rocco, anyway?

Rocco? He is my boy! Is there a problem?

Did I say something?

No, but you thought about it!

High morale for life, dear friends ..

And welcome to the world of "House Paradise"!

In this first lesson, we will learn how to organize ..

a sale for household products, from your home!

Welcome to my house, my good friend!

Today together, we will discover the fairytale world ..

of house products "House Paradise"!

"Welcome to my house, my good friend!"

I think I will go crazy!

Do you have a cigarette?

Oh, wonderful!

But since when did you learn to roll a cigarette?

I put it aside, in case the situation sucks a lot!

Well;

So what thing?

You will definitely want it now can you have a very serious conversation with me?

You;

Not please!

Me, look at me!

But why these things do they only happen to dad?

{\ an8 ίζω I begin to believe that it is a natural gift, like the one who paints or cooks well!

But he does not cook well!

My God, I'm losing my mind in here!

I will leave here! I can not stand it at all!

My love, it will only be 2 weeks!

Mom!

Tell me!

But I do not want to be like you!

Nobody is forcing you!

I'm going to commit suicide for a moment and I'm back!

Run! Run fast! Ate, bastard!

Echi!

Get out of here!

Poor thing!

Echi! You must not make a fuss! I'm here, but it 's a secret!

Sabina !! But what are you doing there? What are you doing; You can't bring him in here!

This now, is an uninhabited house! We are missing you on vacation!

Here it is and the heart attack! I already feel numb!

Finally! See my Echi, your boss is dying!

That way it will stop making you suffer!

Echi! Echi! Come back immediately!

But no!

The dog can not come to the basement! Giacomo will come to look for it!

Alberto!

Leave me alone! I want to die!

Alberto! I'm talking with you, look me in the face!

Will you ever look me in the face? Jesus Christ!

I was joking, I have no numbness!

I fell for your arm!

I thought you .. I worried you a little about ..

But let me finally speak !!

But do you see how you behave? You probably don't even think about it!

And not only that, I'm sure of it! You only think ..

What are you going to tell him? Giacomo and Tacchini in 2 weeks!

You can make the only one work neuron you have in your head?

And to think what an impression you give to your daughter!

I'm not telling you about me, because we are together on the verge of the unreal!

But with your daughter, do you think so?

Here you go! Think about it!

No, standing up!

- Find it from here! - For crying out loud!

But what make me close for tennis, while you know you can not come?

But after I told you, unfortunately I do not catch!

I'm sorry, but I can not to do otherwise!

What a break! And when do you think you will return?

At 9, 9:30!

And how so?

I have to "wrap" the boss! Hello!

By the way, I told you that on Monday will we have them for dinner, here at us?

My God, but again?

Of course my love, I must have him up close, as long as Alberto is missing!

Carlo my darling, for the last time, what happened to the dog?

You do not see; Since he does not know! It can not be done to interrogate him in the 3rd degree!

What did you go through? He is not even 6 years old and no private detectives!

And then he was not alone in the garden! Sorry, but so was mom!

Ask her too, what happened to the dog?

May we know that he can even this here, be the dog!

My God, Melania! They gave us their dog and we lose them?

But calm down! He will return home, like everything the dogs do, from Lassi onwards!

And if he does not return, we will tell them how he got sick and hurt them!

We will not be responsible and for diseases now!

Maiva, you will put the child to eat, before you weaken it for me?

Use and make nice ones too your friends to use Rosmel ..

The deodorant rose, that disappears from your body ..

..the smell from the mite!

The dog is depressed!

Necessarily, he has been eating pickles for 7 days and can not stand anymore! I can't stand it anymore!

They will find us dead after months, from aggressive colitis!

Now I will go out and ask Mattioli something to eat!

Stop it! Stop it! Leave it to me! I will go shopping! What time is it;

half past ten!

Day or night?

Night!

I will go to the "drug-store"!

Oh yes; And how do you think to pay there, sorry?

I have a plan! You have in mind that saleswoman with curly hair?

That goddess-chick of the night shift?

The goddess of the night shift? No, I do not mean it!

But yes, the one we achieved twice when we came back from the cinema!

The one who says she wants to "take" me! The one that always winks at me!

Is he drunk?

You have understood just fine who am I talking about! Come now!

Of course I understood! The one you say wants to take you ..

and where in your opinion, wink at you!

Well, she's there! Okay! Now I'm going! Let us pray to God that she is there!

I will make her recognize me first, I tell her 2 cute things, I bake her ..

I fill my cart, I go to the cash register and the moment it is to pay ..

..I forgot my card! Here you go!

Here, what thing?

Here you go! Here you go! She knows me, I am a frequent customer!

He trusts me! It gives me credit!

Here you go! Go!!

He got the bike!

Jesus Christ! Make him never come back again!

What did you say;

No, nothing! I was talking to myself .. Listen, if I'm going to lie down on my bed for a while ..

You can hold chilies does your father not return?

- Of course! - Thank you my love!

Good evening!

Spera ..

Wow-wow what moisture it has outside! It will have at least 38 points!

Not like those winter nights that I was coming here with my wife ..

Remember I imagine, so many times! You remember me, right?

No way!

But I remember your lady .. That cute little dog!

Correctly;

To Echi! Indeed, we were! That's right, well done!

Me, my wife and the dog Echi! Remember that, right? Remember that!

Oh my God!!

Do not know how to read the signs?

It is not allowed to open the packages, before they are first paid!

Forgive me, I did not know ..

Give here, she has urine!

Look, he had a 3x2 offer on them!

Not anymore!

196 euros! Cash or credit?

E, but no ..

Do you want to pay me cash or credit?

The dog!! I forgot the dog food !!

I'll be right back! Do not leave! Coming right up!

Mom, I beg you, I swear to you, he is not a thief!

He was taking drugs naked in my bed !!

My God, a little more and I would get syncope!

- Were you taking drugs? - But what drugs? A cigarette!

Sandra! You will finally get the police, Yes or No;

Ma'am forgive me, you can download this cannon, it seems dangerous to me !!

They are sea fireworks for the boat! You will not get anything!

Well done, reassure me already! You will call the police, what will happen?

But you can not understand that he is not a thief!

This is Rocco! Rocco! Do you remember that name?

He is my boy!

Your daughter and I have it!

Shit, otherwise I swear to you I will shoot !!

And then forgive me, but I could know ..

What the hell did he do in my room? In my bed, in our house?

But after she invited me!

Will you stop it now? I gave it to him the keys, he had nowhere to go!

Well, are you stupid?

But he would stay, for as long as we were missing! And you would never know!

If I only knew how it would happen all this mess with the holidays!

And then I tried to warn him, but I did not find him!

And how long has it been who lives in our house?

How long do you stay in our house?

Eh .. 2-3 days! 4 ..

I can not believe it!!

That is, if I had not gone up to my room, we would never know!

But you forgive me, but what do you do? locked in the basement?

If you ask me this again, I do not know how, but I will kill you!

For example, I will drown you! And then I call the police and I surrender! Okay;

Okay, okay! Do not get upset!

Here you go!!!

Thieves have entered the house, where to get !!!

Hey, now you want to believe it mom, how is there no one in here?

Take 2 pills before going to bed!

I already take the 2 pills!

Well, then do them 20, to sleep like a Christian now!

I heard a scream and a siren!

On the contrary, there is nothing!

Except .. a slightly smoky smell!

Don't you smell it?

No, I do not smell it! I'm drowsy, because it 's 5 in the morning! And I want to go to sleep, can I?

Have you noticed that your spouse does not show up the required attention to you?

Take a look at toilet of your home!

It's clean; Aaaa ...

Today with the "Toilet Appetizer" ..

Your spouse will look at you now with a different eye!

Come on, well done! Now smear it on the foot, right!

Will you cut it now? You are casting a shadow on me !!

Now show us a chest!

Come please! This is how you cast a shadow on me!

Come on, show me! Take out a breast! Come show me a chest! Yes Yes Yes!

Here you are;

Let's say yes ..

It would be better with the door closed!

It is hot, of course ..

I'm sorry!

I was scared and then everything happened like that ..

I considered it the best idea! On the other hand though..

Come on, say something!

Where is Sandra?

In the burner store!

And the other?

Who, Rocco?

- Rocco .. - And he too!

It's crazy, but I'm jealous! I would rather be a thief!

I too would prefer him a thief! At least I would throw a handful of wood at him and I would break out!

But that does not mean how can I not do it!

At Sandra's age, had i already made love?

Are you asking me; If you do not know?

Well..

But of course I did!

Because you believe that she does not ..

But me every now and then, I'm talking to our daughter!

Do you know what he asked me?

What thing;

How can he not become like us?

Fantastic!

And you;

I was like a fool ..

You know I did not understand at all that I was changing, how did you change too! We got worse!

We got older and got worse!

But you are not old either, nor have you gotten worse!

But how not? Transform like my mother! Even visually!

Look over here! Look!

I have never been like this !!

And I get her old character too! It's like they've done magic to me!

But you have none relationship with your mother!

On the contrary, I look like her ... I will take her place!

What an appetite I have to kiss you!

Liar!

- Me, liar? - Yes!

Me, liar?

Oh! Oh! Oh! They can see us!

To such of us!

- Alberto! - Who cares;

Stop it!

- Do you like it? - Watch out, watch out!

But will you stop shouting like that?

- Alberto! - But what?

- Alberto! - What the fuck are you fucking doing?

Alberto !!!

Mrs Ines!

Mrs Ines! Giacomo will be looking for you!

My son is an idiot!

I totally agree with you!

But it is not possible to sit here!

No, I want to stay here, because it is more interesting!

But here is our home!

No, this is not our home! This is the Caribbean island! Can't you see the plants?

Can't you hear the sea? Go, go!

- Do you see the seagulls? - Go from there, before they come and look for you!

See you soon! Once again, Mrs Ines!

It is strange that my father he has not kicked you out of here!

I have the feeling that it is just night and no one will see him, he will do it!

Right, we have the neighbors next door!

Why don't you explain to me What is the problem;

Nothing, paranoia! I do not have much appetite to talk about it!

Okay, then explain to me what is that there? Can I have a spaceship?

Maybe a kind of tank, was here before we came!

Why don't we fill it and dive in?

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Wear a shirt 3-4 times during the week, without washing it?

It can happen today!

"Assorb Fix" removes from fabrics the human smell!

Recommend it to your friends! They will be very grateful to you!

We knock on the door, Dad!

Did you see ... my hacksaw?

What are you waiting for me to tell you now for your hacksaw?

Young man, you better now that in a little while you will night .. you are emptying our corner!

Whoa!

And now what;

Now, what happened again?

Counter!

Maiva, but it is possible for you and everyone from your country, to laugh constantly?

Now give up what you are doing and go home to shout Giacomo! Front!

Obviously some security burned out! Where is it?

Constantly these problems with insurance!

But why do not they abolish them once and for all to calm down? What the hell do they need?

The fuses are for your safety, my love!

For try it!

Here you go!!

Melania, get down here! You should definitely see this!

But here see what happens!

But over here, you have to do black ceremonies!

Classic case! "Beautiful from the outside and doom from the inside"! "

Just like Alberto! If you see him in company, "very elegant", "super-professional"!

While in his life, it is nothing but a poor miserable unfortunate!

Ust!

A poor miserable unfortunate!

Even Sabina has reached her limits! Do you know that they do not do it anymore?

For real;

Nothing more?

I'm not telling you anything, months now!

Are we talking about romance?

But look! Sorry, but that's not is your sample book?

Of course!

But what idiots! While it costs a lot of money it!

Okay, but let's not miss it!

After you told me he does 2 thousand euros!

But for me 250 euros, at most!

But you are terrible!

Poor thing, she thinks she will sell on the internet soon!

Why, will not ..?

Come on, Giacomo! Who are we talking about? For Sabina!

She is not able to cut a single boil egg, imagine it with the internet !!

I like you! I like you because you are lean !!

Come on! No!

Look over here!

Look what Daddy has brought with him!

The video camera!

Tell me they are not going to do what I think!

"My prostitute"?

Yes;

Tell me how lewd you find me?

Now I will tell you right away! Take a seat!

And yet yes, they are ready to do it!

I want to die!

80% prostitute, 15% lewd ..

And the remaining 5%?

I already told you!

- But take this off you! - E, tear mine!

Tell me that I am your warlike idiot !! Yes!!!

"Furia cavallo del west!" (song from an American TV series)

I will never get over me this trauma!

I will never be able to make love again! I feel it..

Take this!

Good night!

Good night!

- The shirt! - Take it! - Forward, get out quickly!

Alberto!

Dad, calm down! After the man leaves! Hello!

But in the name of God, Maiva! With the money I paid for this dress ..

In your parts they build an entire dam, and you see here how you ironed it for me!

- And you laugh too! - Ready;

Do I look ready for you? If the guests arrive, do it yourself!

And check if your mom has eaten! If he does not come to devour the whole buffet ..

as last time, it would be very good!

Or rather put her to bed and let her get over there better!

But since you know he wants it keep coming out!

Well, then tie her to the bed! Everyone does it!

From the beginning of this century, Anastasia Ibris was the protagonist ..

a festive ceremony that took place in eastern Madagascar!

During which, men and women were smeared with fruit juice ..

in their genitals! To have sex afterwards, despite nature ..

with wild boars, or yard animals such as chickens, geese, rabbits ..

Alberto! But what do you tell us now?

Well, since he writes like that, sorry!

Proceed to the topic!

Sorry! Well..

A very nutritious pulp, with flavor walnut, similar to that of avocado!

Nice!

Did you see that I was right?

Magnificent! But it has nothing to do with taste walnut, but not bad!

No, no .. thank you ..

Either way, this is it my most ambitious plan!

I know I can count on your financial contribution!

But we have to fight to get a sponsor!

You understand the importance! A large advanced gym ..

For our children from Africa!

With treadmills, machines for muscle training! Today the body is everything!

It is a tool to have success today, along with ..

The computer!

And with English!

Well done! I was sure you would understand me!

- You are welcome; - No no! Thanks!

I have to do a little pause, forgive me!

I was worried about your proposal!

Oh yes;

So what;

Well, I do not know if the Alberto would agree ..

The report around the shareholders it has always been his job!

But for God's sake! Alberto he is indeed an excellent department head ..

But there are others who are just as capable to make this report, eh?

You will be able to prepare it in such a short time?

No! No!

Try me!

Of course, Alberto is now 7 years old it does .. and a little new wind indeed ..

No, do not be misunderstood! Alberto is very accurate! But, how to say it now ..

- It's a bit one-piece! - Yes, a style somewhat more flexible, it would be useful!

Do you know what I have to tell you?

Convinced me!

But this is fantastic! Thank you!

Thank you, Mr Tacchini! Thank you! Thank you!

- Oh my God! - What happened;

I would not like to give you the impression how I took advantage of Alberto's absence!

But no! I like the people who feed healthy ambitions towards others!

So "chin-chin"?

"Chin-chin"!

I was thrown out!

I was thrown out!

Listen to this here: "Against hallucinogens wrist action, needed ..

.. be sure to warn him which aims to cultivate the plant!

But which plant?

But the "Anastasia Ibris"! It is hallucinogenic!

Oh my God!

For the gym!

Thank you from the bottom of my heart !!

What was that;

It may have been a wild boar!

Go see, please!

Oh yes!

Sorry!

Well;

What is;

He is a man in the bush! With a steak in his mouth!

What thing;

Eh, listen there! Get out of there!

Alberto!

Aid! Aid!

Oh my God! I am very sorry!

But what happened?

I do not know! I do not know! I do not know! I do not know!

Calm down! Calm down, my dear! They extinguished the fire!

Look! Look! It's raining already!

But where is it;

He pees on them over a tree!

Come on, let's go pick him up from there!

The Sun! I will sunbathe!

Alberto!

Dad! Come! Let's go home!

It's sunny!

I will sunbathe!

To tan!

But keep standing !!

I will tan!

Run little horse! Run little horse! Come!

They had left it all out there! I thought they would be lost!

Thespesia!

Jump, my little horse! Jump, come on!

Alberto! There will be some antidote before destroying the whole house first?

To the health of our holidays!

But stop! Come to eat!

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Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh my God! Oh my God! Sabina, we are sinking!

Dad, can't you not make a fuss? It's too early!

Wake up! We are drowning! Wake up!

My God, she is from Anastasia, Go to sleep!

But you realize it, this Sciallero, the neighbor, how does he play it "properly"?

As if I was cultivating in our marijuana garden !!

We are drowning, Sandra!

Oh my God!!

My Virgin !!

Echi! Echi! Echi!

Echi! Echi! Echi!

Disaster! Destruction!

Opa! Your cell phone!

But we can not remove the cap? There will definitely be a plug somewhere!

Nothing happens! I can not find where he loses!

I would need a respirator!

Alberto! It's been 10 hours in the water! You will get gills in the end!

Yes, but I can do nothing! We need a more practical person!

However, I have someone more practical and who would not say anything!

- Then, but will you let him stay here? - Yes Yes Yes!

Swear!

It is cut!

I knew the! We are Gandalfs! With all this water, all facilities were dismantled!

And now; We need a phone! How will it be done?

- Forward? - Rocco;

But who is it?

I'm Alberto! You would have the kindness to come down to the basement?

We have a problem ..

Where are my valerian capsules?

What thing?

Where are my valerian capsules?

But it is not possible to become like this for Anastasia!

And ultimately, you still have your "siberian pumpkins" !!

The "Siberian pumpkins"!

But it is possible not to leave me not once to relax!

I do not know where he is!

You will have left them up!

Oh, in the yoga room!

But what a yoga room are you telling me?

It will be in the attic!

And why should I need my pills to be in the attic?

Do I know? You are so abstract!

He has mice in the attic!

Rocco!

Rocco!

How are you, okay?

No, it is not going well!

Ask Alberto as soon as he returns!

He has done it 1000 times the annual report!

Melania! I am begging you, leave me alone!

Where to throw you!

Did you hear that?

Who created all this mess here?

Why are you asking that;

But can it be corrected?

Annual report

Shareholder Report

We must definitely close the central valve!

Nothing happens! It is completely rusty!

Here you need a long crowbar!

I saw one!

Yes, in the hallway!

But here it smells like gas !!

My Virgin !!

Guys, I locked myself in the room and had to jump from the roof!

You can not imagine !!

You'll tell us later, okay?

Here is the crowbar!

I will do it because I have more power !! Leave!

Come! Come! Come!

We leave the basement !! Quickly! Road!

Echi! But here you are!

Echi !!!

Giacomo!

Cursed dog!

Old bastard!

Where are you going;

Echi!

Is anyone here?

Is anybody here;

Echi!

Data transfer in progress

But where did you go? It is 10 o'clock and we are already too late! Come on!

Wait! Wait! I'm done, wait!

Good Evening!

Hands up, old man!

Hello!

Finally, I find one of you in front of my rifle! It is my pleasure!

My pleasure!

- Listen, something has gone wrong !! - Shit!

Now you should normally to call the police ..

which will put you in jail in front of a color TV ..

maybe with air conditioning, while I will pay for your stay there!

But you are wrong!

Silence! So I'm wrong ...

or have you done it to yourself?

Listen, right now, you are making a very big mistake!

Be careful because he will shoot me, eh!

Stand up!

Do you know what we are going to do now?

Look over here!

one...

- Two ... - Arrives!!!

- What is this; - Road! Road!

But what happens there?

The usual false alarm from home of Bormioli, that emaciated old man!

Oh my god!!

Road! Road!

Quick to Giacomo's house !! Come on! Come on!

But what does he do there?

Just do it fast!

One moment and we entered!

But how did he do it?

Since he knows how to do everything! Come on, do it fast!

Quickly! Quickly!

Come on, do it fast!

I'm going from there!

We from here!

Put down the rifle!

But you are a fool!

Light!

Hey bastard !!

Alberto, stay low!

This old bastard Mattioli, my stole my shareholder report !!

From here, from here! Come on, let's go!

Daddy, fall down damn it!

What should I fall down? What should I fall down?

I will disgrace him!

I will disgrace you!

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Now I will show you!

Oh my God! Go, he went crazy!

My love, do you want to stay a little down? Where to get!

You who would hide something, in this room?

Alberto, please, this is not the right time!

I said, you who would hide something, in this room?

In the fireplace!

No!! Behind the aquarium !!

Eureka!!

Please Giacomo, let's go back! I have a bad feeling!

Oh, do not start now!

Please!

I'm begging you, can you go back

The cinema is gone too ..

Here, no one is inside!

It seems not!

Open !!

Open !! Police!

Now we are really involved for good!

Leave it to me! Give me something to throw at me!

Open !!

Throw something at you too! Where is the light? The light;

What is this nonsense here where did you give me to put?

But what a way that is to make such a fuss ..

when there are people sleeping?

But do you know what time it is? Do you know that?

You are the master ...

Mattioli;

No, I'm a thief! It's my home! Can't you see how I'm dressed?

Forgive me, but in an apartment next door, a thief came in ..

And we believe that it is hidden in here!

But look at things here! You woke up my mother too!

You woke up my children, my whole family!

But Giacomo !!

But who is there?

Quickly!

Taxi!! Stop it! Taxi!

Stop it! Stop it!

I have the machine in the corner! Hello!

Thank you, huh?

But for what thing?

So .. for the water, the window, the money for the taxi and for everything else!

Hello!

Hello!

Everything goes now .. My diary, my skirt with the buttons ..

The sample book .. the basement!

All my books! My library made of pear wood, 6 thousand euros!

The winter garden, 36 thousand euros!

The house, 500 thousand euros!

All my cds! 20 euros each!

Our divorce ... a lot of thousands of euros!

Ok! If you really want to talk, Echi and I are going for a walk!

So, did you say that?

Give us some more time! We are very shy!

Hazouli!

Thanks!

You are welcome!

Shareholders' Conference

Well; Excited?

Not exactly excited, though .. as if I have a gap in my stomach!

Everything will go well, you will see!

And so we got the first plane and we went back, as soon as we were notified ..

But to leave like this, from such an amazing island!

But what a disaster that was! But to hit an entire square ..

..from a gang of thugs! Incredible things!

When I think that they entered my house! But they will catch them!

Your lovely villa has been destroyed, what are you going to do now;

We will do something! Or we will go under a bridge!

They are ready to start!

What an emotion! My Giacomo!

Even more enjoyable, ladies and gentlemen ..

is the chapter we are coming to now! The increase of our subscribers, in the period ..

from 1 January until June 30!

In January we can calculate the increase ..

compared to last December .. at a rate of 8.8%!

Which means, extra 7% compared to the first phase!

This increase was then further strengthened in the months between February and April!

In this quarter, we recorded an increase at a rate of 9.8%!

We can very easily claim how our team defeated its competitors ..

mainly around the particularly difficult area of landline telephony!

To better understand the importance of this brilliant result ..

I will move on to the presentation of files with charts!

Here we are now!

Do we want to rethink it a bit?

Are you kidding now?

Of course I'm kidding!

So as you can see in the first diagram, the trend of the first half was ..

literally superior to the goals!

We beat and defeated our competitors ..

right inside their territory!

But now let's move on to the percentages!

Mr Mattioli!

But what is this? Close it! Stop it immediately!

How does this nonsense end here? Close it! Close it!

Stop viewing! Arrives!

Eh, guys! I can introduce you the cara-tsulara of the West?

- Hello! We are tearing up! - Hello!

After that, we have nothing left to look for him in hospitals!

I think the basement it was fatal for him!

But stop screaming, after I told you that it is a secret!

Did I scream? Get him there!

So how's it going?

I'm still looking for a house ..

And you;

So do we! At the moment, we are hosted by Echi!

It is true that you, Echi, are hosting us in your crib?

Do you think he can accommodate me?

My parents are leaving for a trip!

And you;

I will stay here!

Officially in Mirna!

Unbelievable, but true!

My God, but what happened?

Nothing, I said I would not go with them and no one screamed at them!

But this is fantastic! Free and without a leash!

Oh my god! But I also have school!

I swore to God that I will be responsible!

But yes, it applies: Free and without a leash!

Will you help me find a home?

I will help you find a home!

Fantastic!

Fantastic!

And so we finally left ..

We will go to Padang-Lalang!

Which is not the noise from a pan which falls down ..

but a beautiful place in Malaysia!

Oh, I didn't tell you! I resigned! Finally I did it and escaped from my life!

Everyone in the family agreed! Of course we do not sail in gold!

In the meantime we live on money of home insurance ..

and after all, we'll see!

On the other hand, we escaped one of the worst troubles or not?

Of course Sandra was left behind, with great pleasure! But it is only 2 weeks!

Then Sabina decided! Where to understand it?

The poor thing looks like a soaked cocoon! My cocoon!

If I say I know her well, will logically sleep for 15 days!

In the heat! On the beach! Under the sun!

"Waiter! 2 aperitifs from papaya! "

Here it is, here it is!

When he does that, it means he is dreaming! Who knows what to dream about now?

Now I will fall asleep too .. so that I can dream the same!

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