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♪ I got the horse
Right here ♪
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♪ The name is Paul Revere
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♪ And here's a guy that says
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♪ If the weather's clear
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♪ Can do
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♪ Can do
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♪ This guy says
The horse can do ♪
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♪ If he says
The horse can do ♪
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♪ Can do
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♪ Can do
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♪ I'm taking Valentine
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♪ 'Cause on the morning line
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♪ The guy has got him
Figured at 5-to-9 ♪
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♪ I'm taking Epitaph
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♪ He wins it
By a half ♪
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"I'll take better
care of myself."
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"I won't nag."
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"I'll always
remember to call."
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"I will notlose my temperin public anymore."
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"I won't gamble
so much."
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"I'll worry lessabout money."
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"I'llworry less
about money."
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OK.
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Now, synchronize
your watch.
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OK.
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Uh, 10:27. I'll
be finished at noon,
home by 12:30.
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I can shower,
shave, take a nap,
have lunch.
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By 12:45,we could be having sex.
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I figured out
my problem.
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I got the whole
thing figured out.
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Share it with me.
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God hates me.
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Jay, God loveseverybody.
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Not this horse.
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That's why I'd like
to have one day,
you know?
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Ah. You'll
never understand.
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It's OK. It doesn't
mean anything.
It's all right.
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I'd liketo understand this.
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I'll listen.Why don't youexplain this to me?
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"You can be walking
around lucky
and not know it."
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Excuse me?
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The fortune.
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That's what
the fortune says.
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"You can be walking
around lucky
and not know it."
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Oh.
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That's funny.
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Well...
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you knowwhat mine says?
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"Stand by your man."
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Fabulous.
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I'll save that.
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Take another one. Here.
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I'll take another one.
You ruined that one.
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When you touch it,
it's not my fortune.
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When you touch it,
you change the fortune.
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It means it's yours.
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How do you know?
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There are rules.
Follow the rules.
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The international rulesof fortune-cookie taking?
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I'm losing my temper!
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Excuse me!
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Would you tell
my wife what happens
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when you touch
another person's
cookie?
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It's no good
anymore.
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Who the hell's this guy?
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I never heard that.
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You have to openthe cookie.
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That's not true. No.
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Shut up! Eat!
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You got to eat it
or it doesn't count.
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Unbelievable.
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It's only a cookie.
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It is not
just a cookie!
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Where to, pal?
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Ramada Inn.
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Stop that.He can hear you.
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No, he can't.
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OK, OK. But I won'twear the pillowcase.
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Can I call my wife?
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Bet she'd let go.
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♪ Money talks
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♪ Mmm, money talks
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♪ As it all goes
Spinnin' 'round ♪
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♪ Keep your feet
Upon the ground ♪
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♪ Money talks
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The horse is worth
5 or 6 grand.
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Those the papers?
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Yeah.
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Wait. You saying you had
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the boyhold Charity backthe last eight races?
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I'm not saying that.
That would be illegal.
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Give me
the $5,000, Carl.
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I'm good for it.
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'Cause thetrack officials
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will be all overyour ass.
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I swear.
The only way Charity
can lose on Saturday
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is if she's struck
by lightning
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in the
starting gate.
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♪ Well, there's a fine line
Between reality ♪
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♪ And a vision
In a dream ♪
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♪ Who knows which one
Is the truth ♪
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♪ It's a hard life
For the other half ♪
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♪ Who can't see
What it means ♪
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♪ Better listen when
The man inside your heart ♪
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♪ Begins to call
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♪ 'Cause money talks
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♪ Mmm, money talks
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Bet the horse
heavy.
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You'll laugh
all the way
to the bank.
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♪ Money talks
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♪ Money talks
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♪ Mmm ♪
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I got some fabuloussmut you'll love.
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Listen to whatI got tonight.
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I've no interest
in listening
to your filth.
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This guy putsa pillowcaseover this babe's head.
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You won't believewhat they said.
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Bet the horse heavy.
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You'll laugh all the way
to the bank.
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Wait. I went too far.
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What was that?
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Nothing.Listen to this.
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No, play that back.
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It's nothing.
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Yeah? Then
play it back.
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What's my end?
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The tip of your life.
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Bet the horse heavy.
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You'll laugh all
the way to the bank.
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You saying you had the boy hold Charity back
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the last eight races?
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I'm not saying that.
That would be illegal.
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'Cause the track officials
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will be all over your ass.
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I swear. The only
way Charity can
lose on Saturday
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is if she's
struck by lightning
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in the starting
gate.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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This is incredible!
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I can't believe this!
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Who would believebullshit like that?
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What?
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Trotter!
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This stuff's too good.
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You can't believethat stuff.
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You are a jackass.
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You know that?
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The man just said
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the horse can't lose
unless lightning
strikes.
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What do you like,
the odds
on lightning?
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I like the factthese are two guys
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rehearsing for a play.
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Give me a break.
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He said the horse
is running Saturday,
right?
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What is it now?
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It's--it's, uh...
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It...
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It's Saturday
right now.
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Trotter, what'sthe matter with you?
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I don't know.
I feel different.
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Oh, yeah?Different than what?
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I--I can't--
I can't explain this.
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Play the tape again.
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Trotter,remember something?
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You gave up gambling.
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This isn't gambling.
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This would not
be gambling.
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Gambling
involves risk.
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It involves chance.
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It involves
uncertainty.
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This is
taking advantage
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of an extraordinary
business
opportunity.
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If Charity loses,
I want my 5,000
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plus an additional
2 grand for
the taxi driver.
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Hey, watch my lips.
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The only way
Charity loses
this race
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is if she
gets struck
by lightning.
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Yeah, lightning.
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[tape rewinds]
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Sam, are you saying the boy held Charity back
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for eight straight races?
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I'm not saying that.
That would be illegal.
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'Cause the track officials
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would be all over your ass.
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I swear. The
only way Charity
can lose this race
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is if she
gets struck
by lightning
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in the starting
gate.
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You get the tip
of your life.
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Bet the horse
heavy.
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You'll laugh
all the way
to the bank.
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You saying you had the boy hold charity back
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the last eight races?
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♪ Lots of people walkin'
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♪ Around this place
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♪ With a different story
On every face ♪
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♪ Hearts on fire
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♪ Will they
Make it through ♪
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♪ At the wire
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♪ Will they win or lose
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It doesn't look bad,
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but the horse'll probablyswallow its tongueor something.
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We're putting
everything we've got
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on Charity's
hot little nose.
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Hot nose?Is she sick?
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Well, besides.I only got 10 bucks.
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Don't worry.
I got 100 bucks
stashed away
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for a day
just like this.
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Yeah, well,I'm not you.
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Lucky me.
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Yeah.
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♪ There's a perfect time
When you're temptin' fate ♪
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♪ And you lay
Your money down ♪
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♪ And you cross
The line ♪
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♪ To another place
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♪ Comes a time when you've
Got to let it ride ♪
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♪ There's a perfect time
When you're temptin' fate ♪
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♪ And you lay
Your money down ♪
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♪ Then you cross
The line ♪
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♪ To another place
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♪ Comes a time when you've
Got to let it ride ♪♪
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I had the daily
double. Yes, sir.
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I had
the daily double.
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I had the daily
double. Yes, sir.
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Yes, sir.
Here you are.
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Why are you
buying that shit?
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He hadthe daily double.
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Stop acting
like some fresh hick.
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18 months ago?
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Sue me.
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100 tip sheets
at $3.00 apiece
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at seven racetracks
a day.
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That makes 700
racing days a year.
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That's
$1.4 million a year.
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It's lots of money,
but what can I say?
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You really likeChiquita Bananain the first?
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Who?
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I had the daily
double.
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I had the daily
double.
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I got a bad leg.
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Why don't you
take this $20
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and go bet
the 6 horse for me?
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Bring me back
the tickets, honey.
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It's a living.
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This is your half.
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For me?
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Goes under your tongue.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Let's goacross the street,get a beer.
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I don't know.I feel different today.
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Today isnot like yesterday.
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Well, yesterday was hot.
Today is very hot.
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Hey, how abouta beer and two aspirins?
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And two Maalox.
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Hello, Vibes.
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I think he's dead.
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Hey. Hey, Looney,
here it is.
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Charity,
the four horse.
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It might bea late scratch.
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40-to-1 odds
on the morning line.
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They'll bet that down.
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I like the Packers.
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Those guys
weren't kidding.
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He's lost
all meeting.
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Listen--"not
in this lifetime."
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Hmm? Perfect.
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I might bet halfon the Packers.
268
00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:58,848
I may not losetoo bad.
269
00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:01,068
Maybe you'll
get a discount
for coming close.
270
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:02,547
I'm calling Lufkin.
271
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:05,376
Trotter, you know about
my 32-star system, right?
272
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,943
Mm-hmm.
273
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:10,947
Well, I haven't
put up a 40-star
system in years.
274
00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:14,168
First race,
blurred image is it.
275
00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:15,909
Blurred image.
276
00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:17,649
This is a namethat trips offyour tongue.
277
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:18,825
Give me blurred
image's number.
278
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,217
7.
279
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:21,479
No way on Earth.
280
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:23,743
Bullshit,
no way on Earth.
281
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:25,353
Bet an
American horse
282
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:27,790
with a foreign
jockey up, there's--
283
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,792
8 is the one.
284
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,794
There's
a $2 minimum bet.
285
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,317
Lo Fat?
286
00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:34,623
Horse stinks,
287
00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:36,843
but I'mbetting on him.
288
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,061
150 what?
289
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,846
The number is the key.
290
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,195
The odds?
291
00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:42,457
I got the number.
292
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,502
I thoughtyou were dead.
293
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:45,982
I was getting
the number.
294
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:48,071
Listen, the number's 8.
295
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:50,813
First I clear
my mind of everything.
296
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,206
That shouldn'ttake long.
297
00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:53,947
Oh, look at that.
It couldn't
be worse.
298
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,905
Looney, please.Pay attention.
299
00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:57,777
Just relax.
300
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,433
Don't even thinkof women.
301
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:03,826
Two jugs pop up,
302
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:07,264
it'll take 17 minutesto get rid of them.
303
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,186
A number'sgoing to flash--
304
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,623
4, 6, 9--
305
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,234
It'll be moving fast.
306
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:21,496
You got to keepyour eyes open.
307
00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:24,934
In sports with teams,letters appear.
308
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,240
I see a "D."
309
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,503
That could beDallas, Denver.
310
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,418
Oh, God.
311
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,420
Trotter,what's the matter?
312
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:35,771
I just saw my life
flash before me.
313
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,120
What'd it
look like?
314
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:39,819
It was going
down the drain.
315
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:45,389
You just had a vibeon the 5 horse,sink or swim.
316
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,000
Your life's goingdown the drain?
317
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,915
Sink...drain...
318
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,307
you get thisconnection?
319
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:51,831
Oh, God.
320
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,310
That's incredible!
321
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:56,836
Hey, I'm tryingto educate you guys.
322
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,275
2 horse
in the second race
323
00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:03,668
is a mortal lock, and
I'm going to wheel him.
324
00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:06,541
Boys, meet Evangeline.
325
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,412
Evangeline,
meet the boys.
326
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,893
Looney, Vibes, Marty...
327
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,852
Where's Trotter?
328
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:18,422
I don't believe
I'm with these losers.
329
00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:21,773
You know that.
330
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:26,561
I belong over
in the jockey club,
331
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:30,043
talking to guys
with all their teeth.
332
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,175
Aw, look, I--
333
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:35,439
I know you're trying
to give me a break.
334
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:40,053
Just let me win
this one.
335
00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:43,491
Just let me win
this one last one.
336
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:46,015
Then I can make
everything up to Pam.
337
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,408
I'll be out
of the hole
338
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,714
and on my way, OK?
339
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,674
I will. I swear.
I'm due.
340
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:53,980
[toilet flushes]
341
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,069
Yeah, so's Jesus.
342
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:57,592
There's no soap
here.
343
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:58,723
No shit.
344
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,116
Let it ride.
345
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,509
Let it ride?
346
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:03,424
I hate this place.
347
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:04,947
Got some I.D.,
miss?
348
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,906
Oh, sure.
349
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,738
She's 19.
350
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,523
I got a dog 19.
351
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,134
Sid?
352
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:20,441
Who's her orthodontist,Ray Charles?
353
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:22,922
Sidney?
354
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:23,923
Oh.
355
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:24,924
Don't...
356
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,055
Let me.
357
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,839
Watch my teeth.
358
00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:29,798
Let me.
I think I got it.
359
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:30,886
There you go.
360
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,061
That better?
361
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,154
Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.
362
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:41,114
Today's main track
is listed as fast,
363
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,724
the turf course, firm.
364
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:51,907
Ladies and gentlemen,
365
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,083
please note that this
afternoon's eighth race
366
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,694
has been taken
off the turf
367
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:59,045
and will be run
at 1 1/16 mile
368
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,394
on the main track.
369
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:02,700
That's it?
370
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,441
Yeah, that's the one.
371
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,182
Hi, Evangeline.
372
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,010
Hi. It's my first
time at the track.
373
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,011
Trotter.
374
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,186
Over here.
375
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:12,014
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Pardon me.
376
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,581
There you go.
Pardon me.
377
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:14,582
Trotter.
378
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:15,583
Sidney.
379
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:17,019
Look. The 5 horse.
380
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,455
Looks like
it's asleep.
381
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:22,024
You take a horse
with a large ass
382
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,460
and you got
a winner.
383
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:24,984
Who do you like?
384
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,550
He likesthe 4 horse.
385
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,509
Thanks for shooting
your mouth off.
386
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,815
The 4 horse?
It's got leprosy.
387
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,295
The coat'sa little rough.
388
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:33,557
Don't talk to people.
389
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,255
This is a horse race.
390
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,691
This isn't the Olympics.
391
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,040
I like Charity, too.
392
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,521
He's got
a cute nose.
393
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,740
The 5 horseis a mortal lock.
394
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:45,178
You can play a tune
on the 3 horse's ribs.
395
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,397
They're so pretty.
396
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,312
Charity's conscious.
397
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:58,365
Look, there they are!Those two guys--
398
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,497
Keep your
voice down, please.
399
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,939
This is in the bag.
400
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,988
Last-minute strategy.
401
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,468
He's probablytelling him
402
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,426
to go wideon the first turn.
403
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,258
"Go fast and win."
404
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,261
Go fast and win.
405
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:32,442
Oh.
406
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,444
He made the bet.
407
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:35,532
Let's go.
408
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:38,796
You really thinkCharity can win?
409
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,842
Do I really think
Charity can win?
410
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,365
Yeah.
411
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,976
Well, I am
walking around
in yesterday's suit,
412
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,892
and I
recall recently
telling my wife
413
00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:49,503
I was going
to stop gambling,
414
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,287
that I was to move
back home
415
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,159
after work
this morning.
416
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,943
If I listen
closely,
417
00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:57,902
I can hear my wife
telling her attorney,
"Go for his balls."
418
00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:01,254
you're really asking
whether I think
Charity can win?
419
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:02,342
Yeah.
420
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,779
Yes! I think
Charity can win!
421
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,479
I think Charity'sgoing to loseby a nose.
422
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,918
[horn plays
Call to the Post]
423
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,929
We are calling for trainer
A.J. Brady.
424
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:27,715
Trainer A.J. Brady,
425
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,760
please contact
the stewards.
426
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,068
Ladies and gentlemen,
427
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,070
in this afternoon's
eighth race,
428
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,551
number 7,
Hasty Flier,
429
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:41,076
will now be included
on today's Lasix list.
430
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,295
That's the eighth race,
number 7...
431
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:44,210
Some relative die?
432
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,125
I'm sorry.
433
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:49,215
Hi, cheeseburger.
434
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:51,304
Hey, Trot. Trot.
435
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,567
Who you like
in the first?
Who you like?
436
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,612
Come on.
Come on. Tell me.
437
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:57,962
It's cheese.
Who you like?
438
00:18:58,006 --> 00:18:59,094
Come on.
439
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,444
Ah. The number
4 horse.
440
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,490
What?
Come again. Hmm?
441
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:04,708
The number 4 horse.
442
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,145
4?
443
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:15,154
Nobody in
his right mind
bets the 4 horse!
444
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:23,379
The 4 horse
is a joke, Trotter!
445
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:26,513
I love this guy.
446
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:29,516
They put little kids
on the 4 horse
447
00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:31,996
to have their
pictures taken.
448
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,520
Excuse me.
449
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:36,784
The guy here withSammy Davis, Jr.Around his neck
450
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,177
is botheringthe customers.
451
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,396
Can I get some helparound here?
452
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,530
Hey, everybody! Trotter's
betting on the 4 horse!
453
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:44,618
Hey, watch--
Watch the chains!
454
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:45,923
Hey, Trotter!
455
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:49,405
The 4 horse
is a God damn Clydesdale!
456
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:52,452
I'd like
one win ticket
457
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,105
on the number 4
horse.
458
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:59,676
This is the $50 window.
459
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:03,289
The $5 windowis just over there.
460
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:06,901
Give me a win ticket
461
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:08,685
on the number
4 horse,
Charity, please.
462
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:18,826
Thank you.
463
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,306
It was nothing.
464
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:30,925
Yoo-hoo, Trotter.Yoo-hoo.
465
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:32,579
Isn't this exciting?
466
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,145
The flamingos,the fresh air--
467
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:35,277
Did you bet?
468
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,713
Oh, yeah.
469
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:45,113
The horses have reached
the starting gate
470
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:47,594
for the first race
of the afternoon.
471
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:49,770
A reminder
of the late scratch.
472
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:50,901
Scratch Vagabond Star.
473
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,120
Simpson!
474
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:53,426
Fresh air
and conviviality
475
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,297
are important
to one's well-being.
476
00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:56,516
It's very important.
477
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,039
Can we have two spots
on the rail?
478
00:20:58,082 --> 00:20:59,954
Pay you after
the fourth race.
479
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:02,348
Oh, boy.
480
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:03,349
Hey!
Hey!
481
00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:05,002
Hey!
Hey!
Oh!
Hey!
482
00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:06,221
Here you go.
483
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,789
$5 a space, 23, 24
spaces a race,
484
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:12,488
9 races a day's
$1,400 a day.
485
00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:14,011
That's
a lot of money.
486
00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:15,535
Yeah, for being big.
487
00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:19,147
The horses have now
reached the starting gate.
488
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:21,758
Marty's horselooks suicidal.
489
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,545
Hey, who do you like
in the first?
490
00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:27,068
The 4 horse?
491
00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:29,549
Hey, down in front,
you big lug!
492
00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:31,290
Who said that?
493
00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:36,469
Here come
the assistant starters
494
00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:38,558
to take ahold
of the runners.
495
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:39,776
They're going in.
496
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:40,951
There's Burgles Delight,
497
00:21:40,995 --> 00:21:43,214
loading into
the inside gate,
498
00:21:43,258 --> 00:21:46,261
joined by Dream Roadblock
going in quietly.
499
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,436
Shy Ruler is next.
500
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,917
He goes without
any problem.
501
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,223
Trot, I gota bad feeling.
502
00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:54,748
No. For you to have
a bad feeling,
503
00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:56,402
you first needed
a good feeling,
504
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,099
so you've no frame
of reference.
505
00:21:58,142 --> 00:22:00,188
Charity hesitated
momentarily,
506
00:22:00,231 --> 00:22:03,104
but there goes Charity
in quietly now.
507
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:07,282
Sink or Swim
coming forward.
508
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:11,199
And it'll be Chiquita
Banana and Blurred Image.
509
00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:13,419
Guys and Dolls forward.
510
00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:15,682
The flag is up.
511
00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:20,991
Yo! Yo!
512
00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:25,822
Sink or Swim, second.
Let it Shine, third.
513
00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:27,302
Get off the rail!
514
00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:32,699
Still a long way
to go.
515
00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:34,918
One more word,
I'll kill you.
516
00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:36,790
Onto the backstretch
they go.
517
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,792
That's the long shot,
Charity,
518
00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:41,098
opening up
by 3 lengths.
519
00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:43,100
Shy Ruler
is racing second,
520
00:22:43,144 --> 00:22:44,580
then it's Sink or Swim.
521
00:22:44,624 --> 00:22:47,583
Blurred Image is in
the middle of the pack,
522
00:22:47,627 --> 00:22:50,673
then Lo Fat,
and Guys and Dolls is last.
523
00:22:50,717 --> 00:22:52,849
They're coming
to the quarter pole.
524
00:22:52,893 --> 00:22:54,285
It's Charity, Blurred Image
on the outside...
525
00:22:54,329 --> 00:22:55,591
Come on!
526
00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:56,810
Blurred Image!That's Marty's horse!
527
00:22:56,853 --> 00:22:59,813
He might have pickedhimself a winner!
528
00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:01,597
Don't do this
to me!
529
00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:02,946
Blurred Image,
530
00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:04,339
Charity...
531
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,340
She's dying.
532
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,385
Ooh.
533
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:07,516
Ow!
534
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:08,952
Charity on the inside,
535
00:23:08,996 --> 00:23:10,867
Blurred Image
on the outside.
536
00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:12,303
They're nose to nose...
537
00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:14,784
I thought
we had a deal!
538
00:23:20,573 --> 00:23:23,053
Who won? Who won?
Who won?
539
00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:24,925
Photo.
540
00:23:24,968 --> 00:23:26,405
Photo?
541
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:27,797
Who's the photo?
542
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:29,669
I'm gladI didn't bet.
543
00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:32,062
You didn't bet?
544
00:23:32,106 --> 00:23:34,413
I would've hada heart attack.
545
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:37,111
I only bet
2 bucks on
the longest shot,
546
00:23:37,154 --> 00:23:39,548
so my heart
don't break.
547
00:23:39,592 --> 00:23:41,550
Why is it on so long?
548
00:23:41,594 --> 00:23:43,552
If Blurred Imagewas Marty's horse,
549
00:23:43,596 --> 00:23:45,859
he'd be thrilledif he won.
550
00:23:45,902 --> 00:23:47,774
I don't deserve
this anguish.
551
00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:09,709
Trotter, are youall right?
552
00:24:09,752 --> 00:24:11,493
Have some nice beer.
553
00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:13,452
I quit drinking.
554
00:24:16,672 --> 00:24:18,500
The photo signwent off.
555
00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:20,502
They got a winner.
556
00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:23,418
The winner
of today's first race...
557
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,506
My god!
558
00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:27,074
It's official!You won!
559
00:24:27,117 --> 00:24:29,859
Third, number 2,
Dream Roadrun.
560
00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:33,080
The winning time of today's
first race--1 minute...
561
00:24:33,123 --> 00:24:34,603
28.40!
562
00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:35,604
You're rich!
563
00:24:35,648 --> 00:24:37,127
Is that official?
564
00:24:37,171 --> 00:24:38,520
Is now official.
565
00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:40,391
I can't believeI didn't bet!
566
00:24:40,435 --> 00:24:43,569
What wonderful
people!
567
00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:45,962
I'd hate to haveto walk around this joint
568
00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:47,747
with $700 cash.
569
00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:50,967
710! And you'll never
have that problem
570
00:24:51,011 --> 00:24:52,839
because
the only reason I won
571
00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:54,493
is that you didn't bet!
572
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:57,496
You are the unluckiest
person in the world!
573
00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:58,540
Am not!
574
00:24:58,584 --> 00:24:59,541
Am.
575
00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:00,716
Am not.
576
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,111
Am! Who do you like
in the second?
577
00:25:04,154 --> 00:25:06,461
The 6 horselooks pretty good.
578
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,550
Huh! You got a brother?
579
00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:09,943
In Cleveland.
580
00:25:09,986 --> 00:25:12,075
Call him up.
Ask him who he likes.
581
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:13,424
It's in the blood.
582
00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:16,515
You had it! You knew!
583
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:19,518
You're the unluckiest
person in the world!
584
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,955
You don't have toget personal.
585
00:25:32,487 --> 00:25:34,358
Congratulations.
586
00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:37,100
You got
the long shot.
587
00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:44,368
20, 40, 60, 80, 1.
588
00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:45,848
Down paymenton a new fridge.
589
00:25:45,892 --> 00:25:47,458
80, 2.
590
00:25:47,502 --> 00:25:49,199
80, 3.
591
00:25:49,243 --> 00:25:51,332
Towards the rent.
592
00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:52,638
80, 4.
593
00:25:52,681 --> 00:25:54,509
Flowers for Pam.
594
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,337
Dinner for Pam and me.
595
00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:57,338
Parking tickets.
596
00:25:57,381 --> 00:26:00,123
$710.
597
00:26:01,908 --> 00:26:03,605
I'm rich.
598
00:26:03,649 --> 00:26:04,911
♪ I got the horse
Right here ♪
599
00:26:04,954 --> 00:26:06,913
♪ The name is Paul Revere
600
00:26:06,956 --> 00:26:09,350
♪ And here's a guy that says
If the weather's clear ♪
601
00:26:09,393 --> 00:26:11,352
Trotter, long time,
no see.
602
00:26:11,395 --> 00:26:13,528
♪ Can do, can do
603
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:17,097
♪ This guy says
The horse can do ♪
604
00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:20,666
♪ If he says
The horse can do ♪
605
00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:22,189
♪ Can do
606
00:26:22,232 --> 00:26:23,756
♪ Can do
607
00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:25,888
♪ I'm takin'
Valentine ♪
608
00:26:25,932 --> 00:26:27,542
♪ 'Cause on
The mornin' line ♪
609
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,326
♪ The guy has
Got him figured ♪
610
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:31,198
♪ At 5-to-9
611
00:26:31,241 --> 00:26:32,416
♪ I'm takin' Epitaph
612
00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:33,983
♪ He wins it by a half
613
00:26:34,027 --> 00:26:37,639
♪ According to this hereIn the
Telegraph♪
614
00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:39,293
♪ For Paul Revere,
I'll bite ♪
615
00:26:39,336 --> 00:26:41,208
♪ I hear his foot's
All right ♪
616
00:26:41,251 --> 00:26:42,862
♪ Of course
It all depends ♪
617
00:26:42,905 --> 00:26:44,559
♪ If it rained
Last night ♪
618
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,300
♪ I know it's Valentine
619
00:26:46,343 --> 00:26:47,997
♪ 'Cause on
The mornin' line ♪
620
00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:49,738
♪ The guy has
Got him figured ♪
621
00:26:49,782 --> 00:26:51,479
♪ At 5-to-9
622
00:26:51,522 --> 00:26:54,221
♪ But just a minute,Boys... ♪♪
623
00:26:54,264 --> 00:26:56,658
♪ Boop boop boop boop
624
00:27:00,836 --> 00:27:03,056
Let me see,
what is that,
625
00:27:03,099 --> 00:27:04,884
30-40 a day?
626
00:27:04,927 --> 00:27:06,407
180-200 a week?
627
00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:08,191
That's $720
a month.
628
00:27:08,235 --> 00:27:10,019
It's not lotsof money.
629
00:27:10,063 --> 00:27:11,238
No, no.
630
00:27:12,718 --> 00:27:14,850
Oh, I got kidsin college.
631
00:27:14,894 --> 00:27:16,939
This dollar will payfour minutes' tuition.
632
00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:19,376
Buy a new joke.
633
00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:21,204
♪ Boom boom boom boom
634
00:27:21,248 --> 00:27:22,249
Walking tall.
635
00:27:22,292 --> 00:27:23,467
Thank you.
636
00:27:23,511 --> 00:27:25,426
♪ Boom boom
Boom boom ♪
637
00:27:25,469 --> 00:27:28,429
The beer head containsthe vitamins and minerals.
638
00:27:28,472 --> 00:27:30,910
Everything you needto live is right there--
639
00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:32,346
A's, B's, C's.
640
00:27:32,389 --> 00:27:33,477
Hmph.
641
00:27:33,521 --> 00:27:34,957
Here you go.
642
00:27:35,001 --> 00:27:36,480
What do you mean?
643
00:27:36,524 --> 00:27:38,395
You don't take this one?
644
00:27:38,439 --> 00:27:39,875
Are you serious?
645
00:27:39,919 --> 00:27:41,311
♪ Do do do do
646
00:27:41,355 --> 00:27:42,835
♪ Hmm
647
00:27:42,878 --> 00:27:45,228
You look
a little taller.
648
00:27:45,272 --> 00:27:47,317
♪ Mm-hmm
649
00:27:47,361 --> 00:27:49,711
Anybody want a beerbefore I go home?
650
00:27:53,628 --> 00:27:56,587
I hear you hada big win, Trotter.
651
00:27:56,631 --> 00:27:57,719
The long shot.
652
00:27:57,763 --> 00:27:59,590
I'm buying.
653
00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:05,901
I may not have
a bunch of money,
654
00:28:05,945 --> 00:28:07,773
but I got
the peace of mind
655
00:28:07,816 --> 00:28:10,689
of knowing I did
the right thing,
656
00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:13,692
which is not betting
on a sure thing.
657
00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:16,085
I knew a guy,
comes here.
658
00:28:16,129 --> 00:28:20,176
Hits a $75 daily double,
borrows money to get home.
659
00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:27,880
I told you guys
which horse I was
going to pick.
660
00:28:32,972 --> 00:28:34,538
Remember the time
661
00:28:34,582 --> 00:28:37,846
you rat-holed the 5up your ass?
662
00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:40,849
He was so brokeby the last race,
663
00:28:40,893 --> 00:28:44,461
he had to drop his pantsin front of the window
664
00:28:44,505 --> 00:28:46,289
to get at it.
665
00:28:55,821 --> 00:28:58,475
A winner knows when
it's time to quit.
666
00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:04,655
♪ Ba ba ba boo
667
00:29:04,699 --> 00:29:06,745
♪ Mm-hmm
668
00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:09,791
♪ Mm-hmm ♪
669
00:29:37,732 --> 00:29:40,126
What a race.We really won.
670
00:29:40,169 --> 00:29:41,257
Exactly.
That photo finish--
671
00:29:41,301 --> 00:29:43,520
Excuse me.
672
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,915
My name is Trotter.
673
00:29:46,959 --> 00:29:50,658
I have a very close friend
who drives a cab.
674
00:29:50,701 --> 00:29:52,573
It's just a coincidence,
675
00:29:52,616 --> 00:29:54,836
but what he does
to pass the time
676
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,272
is to make tapes.
677
00:29:56,316 --> 00:29:59,623
I knew something
would go wrong,
God damn it!
678
00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:01,712
How much
you want?
679
00:30:01,756 --> 00:30:04,890
No. I just won $710
on Charity.
680
00:30:04,933 --> 00:30:06,413
I came to thank you.
681
00:30:06,456 --> 00:30:08,328
How much?
682
00:30:08,371 --> 00:30:09,503
I was only here
for the first race.
683
00:30:09,546 --> 00:30:10,939
What do you want?
684
00:30:10,983 --> 00:30:12,332
I'm not a blackmailer.
685
00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:13,463
How much?
686
00:30:13,507 --> 00:30:15,552
Take the tape.
687
00:30:15,596 --> 00:30:17,598
Where's
the original?
688
00:30:17,641 --> 00:30:19,426
That's it.
There are no copies.
689
00:30:19,469 --> 00:30:20,862
I'm not a crook.
690
00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:23,473
Neither am I.
691
00:30:23,517 --> 00:30:25,040
I thought she'd win,
692
00:30:25,084 --> 00:30:26,346
but you
never know.
693
00:30:26,389 --> 00:30:29,131
Right. Even when you know,
you never know.
694
00:30:29,175 --> 00:30:30,306
I know.
695
00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:32,787
Exactly. This is
the only tape?
696
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:34,441
Yeah, that's it.
697
00:30:34,484 --> 00:30:36,791
How did youlike that photo?
698
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,706
Tense. Yes, yes.
699
00:30:38,749 --> 00:30:40,795
You didn't
make a copy?
700
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:45,060
I just came down here
to say hello.
701
00:30:45,104 --> 00:30:47,106
I'm on my way home.
702
00:30:47,149 --> 00:30:50,587
There's a horse
in the third race.
703
00:30:50,631 --> 00:30:52,459
Got a good chance.
704
00:30:52,502 --> 00:30:55,288
This isthe only tape?
705
00:30:55,331 --> 00:30:57,725
Absolutely.
706
00:30:57,768 --> 00:31:00,597
The reasonI like this horse
707
00:31:00,641 --> 00:31:02,512
is that my jockey says
708
00:31:02,556 --> 00:31:04,514
that the jockey ridingthis Faith Healer
709
00:31:04,558 --> 00:31:06,038
has got a grand
710
00:31:06,081 --> 00:31:07,648
riding on him.
711
00:31:07,691 --> 00:31:10,956
The last grandthis loser sawwas the Grand Canyon.
712
00:31:10,999 --> 00:31:12,958
He must have
borrowed it.
713
00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:14,568
Faith Healer, huh?
714
00:31:14,611 --> 00:31:15,961
7 horse.
715
00:31:16,004 --> 00:31:18,877
I got a couplebucks on him.
716
00:31:20,356 --> 00:31:22,750
Put 10 bucks on him.Who knows?
717
00:31:22,793 --> 00:31:23,751
Who knows?
718
00:31:23,794 --> 00:31:24,752
Exactly.
719
00:31:24,795 --> 00:31:25,796
Yeah.
720
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,625
I have to go home.
721
00:31:30,627 --> 00:31:33,717
Take my seat
at the jockey club.
722
00:31:35,676 --> 00:31:36,720
Take this.
723
00:31:36,764 --> 00:31:38,984
You might need
it, you know?
724
00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:41,290
You never know.
725
00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:42,639
You never know.
726
00:31:42,683 --> 00:31:44,119
You never know!
727
00:31:44,163 --> 00:31:45,338
Yeah!
728
00:31:47,993 --> 00:31:49,211
Yeah.
729
00:31:55,652 --> 00:31:57,132
Ha ha!
730
00:31:57,176 --> 00:31:59,918
Oh, yeah.
731
00:32:08,622 --> 00:32:10,624
Give me a burger.
732
00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:12,147
One burger.
733
00:32:12,191 --> 00:32:14,062
Why you likethis Faith Healer?
734
00:32:14,106 --> 00:32:16,195
You talking to me?
735
00:32:16,238 --> 00:32:18,588
I hear you're hot,Trotter.
736
00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:20,764
'Cause I won
one lousy race?
737
00:32:20,808 --> 00:32:22,331
Well, you never know.
738
00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:26,031
I've seendumber guys than youwin two in a row.
739
00:32:26,074 --> 00:32:27,902
And 25, 2, 3--
740
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:32,515
if I'd only bet $2.00,
I'd be up $28.
741
00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:34,300
Doesn't a hamburger
cost $1.50.
742
00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:35,866
Honest mistake.
743
00:32:38,739 --> 00:32:41,350
Why do you likethis Faith Healer?
744
00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:44,353
How do you know
I like Faith Healer?
745
00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:46,877
You might bewalking around lucky
746
00:32:46,921 --> 00:32:49,402
and not even know it.
747
00:32:49,445 --> 00:32:51,665
You know what I mean?
748
00:32:58,063 --> 00:32:59,064
Mmm!
749
00:32:59,107 --> 00:33:00,761
I just work here.
750
00:33:00,804 --> 00:33:01,762
Bah!
751
00:33:01,805 --> 00:33:03,155
You finished with that?
752
00:33:03,198 --> 00:33:05,287
Knock yourself
out, pal.
753
00:33:11,598 --> 00:33:13,426
Yo, Mr.. Trotter.
754
00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:16,124
Mr. Trotter, do you
have a minute?
755
00:33:16,168 --> 00:33:17,560
Yeah.
756
00:33:17,604 --> 00:33:20,868
Who you like in
the third, huh? Huh?
757
00:33:20,911 --> 00:33:22,348
Yeah. The 7 horse.
758
00:33:22,391 --> 00:33:23,784
The 7 horse.
759
00:33:23,827 --> 00:33:25,916
All right!
760
00:33:28,223 --> 00:33:30,138
I won't forget this.
761
00:33:30,182 --> 00:33:31,748
I will not forget this.
762
00:33:33,098 --> 00:33:35,622
680, 700.
763
00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:37,232
Ahem.
764
00:33:37,276 --> 00:33:38,973
Let it ride.
765
00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:41,932
Welcome home.
766
00:33:43,543 --> 00:33:44,718
On what?
767
00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:50,071
The win tickets
on Faith Healer.
768
00:33:50,115 --> 00:33:53,292
Most guys get lucky,
769
00:33:53,335 --> 00:33:55,163
they bet $3.00in the next race.
770
00:33:55,207 --> 00:33:59,602
Just give me
the $50 win tickets
on the 7 horse.
771
00:34:14,487 --> 00:34:16,315
Hey, Trotter,
you've shrunk.
772
00:34:16,358 --> 00:34:18,795
We can make
lots of money.
773
00:34:18,839 --> 00:34:21,320
Take the tape
to the stables.
774
00:34:21,363 --> 00:34:23,061
Confront the trainer
with the evidence.
775
00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:25,280
With what he made,
776
00:34:25,324 --> 00:34:28,588
he won't mind
slipping us 5 grand.
777
00:34:28,631 --> 00:34:30,764
I got ridof the tape.
778
00:34:30,807 --> 00:34:32,722
Aah!
779
00:34:32,766 --> 00:34:35,421
I saved you froma lengthy jail sentence.
780
00:34:35,464 --> 00:34:37,423
I'll get you for this!
781
00:34:37,466 --> 00:34:40,295
The horses have now
reached the starting gate.
782
00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:48,608
50 bucks on June Bug
to win.
783
00:34:48,651 --> 00:34:52,220
It's the same name
as my cat.
784
00:34:52,264 --> 00:34:55,702
And away they go!
785
00:35:01,664 --> 00:35:03,362
Oh, yeah!
786
00:35:03,405 --> 00:35:04,972
Come on!
787
00:35:05,015 --> 00:35:06,974
Faith Healer is going
best of all...
788
00:35:07,017 --> 00:35:08,106
Faith Healer's going
best of all...
789
00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:09,629
Come on,Faith Healer!
790
00:35:14,547 --> 00:35:17,158
And it's Faith Healer...
791
00:35:17,202 --> 00:35:19,595
Yes! Yes!Yes! Yes!
792
00:35:19,639 --> 00:35:21,945
Yes! Yes!Yes! Yes!
793
00:35:23,512 --> 00:35:26,559
I'm never, nevergoing to forget this!
794
00:35:26,602 --> 00:35:27,995
Never!
795
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:35,002
And June Bug was the last one over the line.
796
00:35:35,045 --> 00:35:36,482
Well, well, well.
797
00:35:36,525 --> 00:35:39,528
This will require
your autograph.
798
00:35:44,403 --> 00:35:45,839
And so will the IRS.
799
00:35:45,882 --> 00:35:48,842
You can't
win that much
without owning up.
800
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:58,112
$2,450.
801
00:36:00,288 --> 00:36:01,724
Shoes?
802
00:36:01,768 --> 00:36:03,030
Ah!
803
00:36:15,477 --> 00:36:17,218
Mm-hmm.
804
00:36:58,564 --> 00:37:00,130
Ah!
805
00:37:07,964 --> 00:37:09,923
Thank you
very much, sir.
806
00:37:11,533 --> 00:37:13,143
My name is Greenberg.
807
00:37:14,797 --> 00:37:16,059
Vicki.
808
00:37:16,103 --> 00:37:17,409
Trotter.
809
00:37:17,452 --> 00:37:20,194
I'm pleased.
810
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,761
I didn't realize
811
00:37:21,804 --> 00:37:25,721
we were havinga beauty contestat the track today.
812
00:37:25,765 --> 00:37:29,290
He thinks you wona beauty contest.
813
00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:31,292
I could have.
814
00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:32,859
If you didn't,I'd have bought it.
815
00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:35,165
Bernie's rich.
816
00:37:35,209 --> 00:37:37,124
Nice meetingboth of you.
817
00:37:37,167 --> 00:37:38,256
Thank you.
818
00:37:38,299 --> 00:37:39,431
Likewise.
819
00:37:41,433 --> 00:37:43,739
What are you on
in the fifth?
820
00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:46,089
Who do you likein the fifth?
821
00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:47,352
Hmm?
822
00:37:47,395 --> 00:37:50,224
Bernie lost his assalready today.
823
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,660
Whoa! Zip it.
824
00:37:51,704 --> 00:37:54,663
You want to know
my philosophy?
825
00:37:54,707 --> 00:37:55,708
Mm-hmm.
826
00:37:55,751 --> 00:37:57,666
If nobody knows
you got money,
827
00:37:57,710 --> 00:38:00,147
what the hell's the use
of having it?
828
00:38:00,190 --> 00:38:03,716
I got a condo
worth 700% more
829
00:38:03,759 --> 00:38:05,587
than I paid for it.
830
00:38:05,631 --> 00:38:08,155
I don't need
a place that big, huh?
831
00:38:08,198 --> 00:38:09,199
Mm-mmm.
832
00:38:09,243 --> 00:38:10,679
But I like space.
833
00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:12,290
Space.
834
00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:14,117
He likes space.
835
00:38:14,161 --> 00:38:16,250
Guess how many
bathrooms it has.
836
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,643
I don't know.
837
00:38:17,686 --> 00:38:19,340
That's how many.
838
00:38:20,602 --> 00:38:23,301
He found six.
839
00:38:23,344 --> 00:38:25,303
Six bathrooms.
840
00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:28,044
I got to get even.
I'll bet a grand.
841
00:38:28,088 --> 00:38:29,263
Excuse me.
842
00:38:35,574 --> 00:38:36,836
She, uh...
843
00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:39,229
She's got very long legs.
844
00:38:39,273 --> 00:38:40,405
That's right.
845
00:38:40,448 --> 00:38:43,190
They go from my ass
to the floor--
846
00:38:43,233 --> 00:38:45,192
My legs.
847
00:38:45,235 --> 00:38:46,367
True.
848
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,290
What would you
like to drink, sir?
849
00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,205
Any Wild Turkey
in season?
850
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,080
Kill one for me.
851
00:39:06,822 --> 00:39:07,997
Thank you.
852
00:39:13,263 --> 00:39:15,135
Have you a pen
I might borrow?
853
00:39:15,178 --> 00:39:16,745
Will a pencil do?
854
00:39:16,789 --> 00:39:18,138
Yes, thank you.
855
00:39:18,181 --> 00:39:19,357
You're welcome.
856
00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:24,057
May I buy you
a drink?
857
00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:26,015
Sure. I'm on the pill.
858
00:39:29,932 --> 00:39:31,369
Rum.
859
00:39:31,412 --> 00:39:33,588
The horses
for the fifth race
860
00:39:33,632 --> 00:39:34,937
now entering the track.
861
00:39:34,981 --> 00:39:36,765
I likethe number 6 horse.
862
00:39:36,809 --> 00:39:37,810
Lord Byron.
863
00:39:37,853 --> 00:39:39,464
Mmm.
864
00:39:41,204 --> 00:39:42,771
I enjoy gambling.
865
00:39:42,815 --> 00:39:46,471
I'm having a good day.
866
00:39:46,514 --> 00:39:47,689
Mmm.
867
00:39:49,256 --> 00:39:51,867
Lord Byron.
Lord Byron.
868
00:39:51,911 --> 00:39:53,478
Byron--poet,
869
00:39:53,521 --> 00:39:55,436
poetas, poetamus,
870
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,264
poetatus.
871
00:39:57,307 --> 00:39:58,961
Poetic...
872
00:40:00,136 --> 00:40:01,573
Like this room.
873
00:40:01,616 --> 00:40:03,705
Yes.
874
00:40:03,749 --> 00:40:05,664
Normally, I don't like
to bet the favorite,
875
00:40:05,707 --> 00:40:10,146
but $2,500 times 2
is 5 grand.
876
00:40:12,105 --> 00:40:13,411
Do you...
877
00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:14,847
come here...
878
00:40:16,326 --> 00:40:17,502
often?
879
00:40:17,545 --> 00:40:19,460
Every day.
880
00:40:19,504 --> 00:40:21,114
Really?
881
00:40:21,157 --> 00:40:22,594
You gamble
every day?
882
00:40:22,637 --> 00:40:23,812
Of course.
883
00:40:25,771 --> 00:40:27,250
Do you...
884
00:40:28,948 --> 00:40:31,951
Has gambling affected
your home life?
885
00:40:35,171 --> 00:40:37,260
[wheezing]
886
00:40:40,176 --> 00:40:41,526
Ruined it.
887
00:40:41,569 --> 00:40:43,092
Ha ha ha ha.
888
00:40:47,488 --> 00:40:49,447
Has gambling
affected your...
889
00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:50,752
reputation?
890
00:40:50,796 --> 00:40:54,234
Honey, some peoplelike to rub me for luck.
891
00:40:57,063 --> 00:40:59,021
Hurry up
with that rum!
892
00:41:01,415 --> 00:41:02,721
You feel lucky?
893
00:41:02,764 --> 00:41:03,983
I'm hot.
894
00:41:04,026 --> 00:41:06,202
I can tell.
895
00:41:06,246 --> 00:41:08,030
Lord...
896
00:41:08,074 --> 00:41:09,902
Byron.
897
00:41:09,945 --> 00:41:10,990
I like Lord Byron.
898
00:41:11,033 --> 00:41:12,731
I love Lord Byron.
899
00:41:18,737 --> 00:41:20,390
I think
I'll go bet it.
900
00:41:24,264 --> 00:41:25,221
Hi, Charlie.
901
00:41:25,265 --> 00:41:26,396
Hi, Vicki.
902
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:27,528
Yo!
Aah!
903
00:41:27,572 --> 00:41:29,138
Sorry.
904
00:41:29,182 --> 00:41:30,575
I'm terribly sorry.
905
00:41:30,618 --> 00:41:32,011
Excuse me. Sorry.
906
00:41:33,708 --> 00:41:35,275
Can I get you
anything?
907
00:41:35,318 --> 00:41:36,276
No, thank you.
908
00:41:36,319 --> 00:41:37,277
Flowers?
909
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,670
No, thank you.
910
00:41:38,713 --> 00:41:41,411
Quaaludes?
911
00:41:41,455 --> 00:41:43,196
One more collisionlike that,
912
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:44,893
and you're gettingfitted for glasses.
913
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,289
Hey, what did I do?
914
00:41:49,332 --> 00:41:50,333
Ah.
915
00:41:50,377 --> 00:41:51,726
What did I do?
916
00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:53,902
There he is!
917
00:41:53,946 --> 00:41:55,774
You won't
be picking
more pockets.
918
00:41:55,817 --> 00:41:57,384
What the hell's
happening?
919
00:41:57,427 --> 00:41:58,864
Show me your I.D.
920
00:41:58,907 --> 00:42:01,301
You have the rightto remain silent.
921
00:42:01,344 --> 00:42:03,869
I want the right
to bet Lord Byron.
922
00:42:03,912 --> 00:42:05,392
Let's go, Morgan.
923
00:42:05,435 --> 00:42:06,480
Morgan? I'm not Morgan.
924
00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:07,873
Shut up.
925
00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:10,049
Tell them who I am.
926
00:42:10,092 --> 00:42:12,138
Tell the police officers
who I am.
927
00:42:12,181 --> 00:42:15,228
I've never seenthis man beforein my life.
928
00:42:15,271 --> 00:42:16,534
I'll kill you!
929
00:42:16,577 --> 00:42:18,753
I can't believe
you did this!
930
00:42:18,797 --> 00:42:20,146
We got Morgan here.
931
00:42:20,189 --> 00:42:21,713
I'm not Morgan!
932
00:42:21,756 --> 00:42:24,193
Do I looklike a Morgan?
933
00:42:24,237 --> 00:42:26,021
Sit down and shut up.
934
00:42:26,065 --> 00:42:27,675
We got Morgan here.
935
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:31,200
I am not Morgan,
God damn it!
936
00:42:31,244 --> 00:42:32,724
Swearing in public'sillegal.
937
00:42:32,767 --> 00:42:34,639
So is
false arrest.
938
00:42:34,682 --> 00:42:35,814
Home address?
939
00:42:35,857 --> 00:42:37,380
You're calling
my wife?
940
00:42:37,424 --> 00:42:40,383
The horses have now
reached the starting gate.
941
00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:42,647
This is
costing me $5,000.
942
00:42:42,690 --> 00:42:43,996
Quiet.
943
00:42:48,348 --> 00:42:50,132
Hey!
944
00:42:52,047 --> 00:42:53,353
Blast him!
945
00:42:53,396 --> 00:42:55,790
You can't shoot
a pickpocket!
946
00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:57,270
Out of the way!
947
00:42:57,313 --> 00:42:59,011
It must be a commercial.
948
00:43:02,014 --> 00:43:04,103
Why are you handcuffed?
949
00:43:05,495 --> 00:43:06,627
Move!
950
00:43:16,506 --> 00:43:18,421
He's going in.
951
00:43:18,465 --> 00:43:22,774
Gay Lady a little restless
inside the gate.
952
00:43:22,817 --> 00:43:24,384
The flag is up.
953
00:43:24,427 --> 00:43:25,428
Don't! No!
954
00:43:25,472 --> 00:43:27,474
And away they go!
955
00:43:27,517 --> 00:43:28,910
He did it!
956
00:43:28,954 --> 00:43:30,390
What did I do?
957
00:43:30,433 --> 00:43:31,521
Everything.
958
00:43:31,565 --> 00:43:33,349
Paris Red is wide.
959
00:43:33,393 --> 00:43:35,308
Mismatched moves up
on the outside,
960
00:43:35,351 --> 00:43:36,701
4 lengths off the lead...
961
00:43:36,744 --> 00:43:38,746
How do you
explain $2,400
962
00:43:38,790 --> 00:43:40,705
you got hidden
in your shoes?
963
00:43:40,748 --> 00:43:43,838
I'm having
a very good day!
964
00:43:43,882 --> 00:43:46,711
We're checking outa Mr. J. Trotter.
965
00:43:46,754 --> 00:43:48,234
I'm going to kill you!
966
00:43:48,277 --> 00:43:52,542
2232-1/2Flamingo Lane.
967
00:43:52,586 --> 00:43:53,892
Aah!
968
00:43:53,935 --> 00:43:55,415
Lord Byron's in front.
969
00:43:55,458 --> 00:43:57,896
He said he usedto work for you.
970
00:43:57,939 --> 00:43:59,898
There's a shocking incident
of bumping,
971
00:43:59,941 --> 00:44:02,727
and Lord Byron
has lost the rider.
972
00:44:02,770 --> 00:44:05,251
Splendid Reason
gets up late to win it.
973
00:44:05,294 --> 00:44:06,382
You do know him?
974
00:44:06,426 --> 00:44:07,949
Splendid Reason wins it.
975
00:44:07,993 --> 00:44:10,343
Lord Byron is in front.
976
00:44:10,386 --> 00:44:14,086
There's a shocking incident
of bumping,
977
00:44:14,129 --> 00:44:17,089
and Lord Byron
has lost the rider.
978
00:44:17,132 --> 00:44:19,787
Oh! That is a shocking
incident of bumping.
979
00:44:19,831 --> 00:44:22,703
Splendid Reason
gets up late to win it.
980
00:44:22,747 --> 00:44:24,705
I didn't lose.
981
00:44:24,749 --> 00:44:27,926
Weirder and weirder.
982
00:44:29,144 --> 00:44:30,798
I had the winner.
983
00:44:30,842 --> 00:44:32,800
I didn't lose.
984
00:44:34,323 --> 00:44:36,761
I should have lost,
but I didn't lose.
985
00:44:36,804 --> 00:44:38,719
There's a fine line
986
00:44:38,763 --> 00:44:40,721
between winningand losing.
987
00:44:40,765 --> 00:44:42,636
Yes. The finish line.
988
00:44:48,816 --> 00:44:50,296
When you have money,
989
00:44:50,339 --> 00:44:52,559
you don't have toworry about losing.
990
00:44:52,602 --> 00:44:54,169
I sell envelopes, see.
991
00:44:54,213 --> 00:44:57,042
If I lose 10 grandat the track,
992
00:44:57,085 --> 00:45:00,001
I add a half a centto the prices
993
00:45:00,045 --> 00:45:01,481
of my oversizedbirthday envelopes.
994
00:45:01,524 --> 00:45:02,830
I'll take
six dozen.
995
00:45:05,485 --> 00:45:09,315
Dr. Trotter,
Dr. Jay Trotter,
996
00:45:09,358 --> 00:45:12,187
please pick up the nearest
courtesy phone.
997
00:45:15,234 --> 00:45:17,323
I'll be right back.
Excuse me.
998
00:45:17,366 --> 00:45:19,847
Come back, doctor.
999
00:45:19,891 --> 00:45:21,588
Hmm.
1000
00:45:22,763 --> 00:45:24,460
Some doctor.
1001
00:45:24,504 --> 00:45:26,898
It's right over
there, sir.
1002
00:45:26,941 --> 00:45:29,988
We're calling for
trainer Mel Stute.
1003
00:45:30,031 --> 00:45:32,251
Please contact
the jockey's room.
1004
00:45:32,294 --> 00:45:33,339
This is Dr. Trotter.
1005
00:45:33,382 --> 00:45:34,949
Follow me,
please, sir.
1006
00:45:44,916 --> 00:45:47,005
Miss Vicki.
1007
00:45:48,441 --> 00:45:50,399
Some caviar, please.
1008
00:45:50,443 --> 00:45:51,400
Yes, sir.
1009
00:45:51,444 --> 00:45:52,880
And a littlechampagne.
1010
00:45:52,924 --> 00:45:54,534
Excellent.
1011
00:45:54,577 --> 00:45:56,579
Honey, I knewit was you.
1012
00:45:56,623 --> 00:45:57,755
What's happening?
1013
00:45:57,798 --> 00:45:59,234
Trotter, sweetheart,
honey, darling,
1014
00:45:59,278 --> 00:46:01,671
what day is it?
1015
00:46:01,715 --> 00:46:03,369
It's, uh,Saturday, babe.
1016
00:46:03,412 --> 00:46:04,370
Why?
1017
00:46:04,413 --> 00:46:05,806
Saturday. Good.
1018
00:46:05,850 --> 00:46:07,373
I see.
1019
00:46:07,416 --> 00:46:10,376
I don't want to
assume something
I shouldn't.
1020
00:46:10,419 --> 00:46:12,552
What time is it
exactly?
1021
00:46:12,595 --> 00:46:14,423
It's, uh, 1:45, doll.
1022
00:46:14,467 --> 00:46:16,512
It's 1:45, doll.
1023
00:46:16,556 --> 00:46:18,863
And where are
you right now?
1024
00:46:18,906 --> 00:46:22,040
In the jockey club.You called me, remember?
1025
00:46:22,083 --> 00:46:23,563
Yes, of course.
1026
00:46:23,606 --> 00:46:26,044
If what you're
saying is true,
1027
00:46:26,087 --> 00:46:29,569
you're in
the jockey club
at the racetrack
1028
00:46:29,612 --> 00:46:31,136
at 1:45
Saturday afternoon
1029
00:46:31,179 --> 00:46:33,486
when you were supposedto be home at 12:30,
1030
00:46:33,529 --> 00:46:35,793
startingour marriage over!
1031
00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:40,145
You lowlifeson of a bitch!
1032
00:46:40,188 --> 00:46:41,407
You lousy bum!
1033
00:46:41,450 --> 00:46:42,800
I hate your guts!
1034
00:46:42,843 --> 00:46:44,279
Pam, listen--
1035
00:46:44,323 --> 00:46:45,585
How could you--
1036
00:46:45,628 --> 00:46:47,892
Excuse me. What the hellam I saying?
1037
00:46:47,935 --> 00:46:50,068
How could younot do this?
1038
00:46:50,111 --> 00:46:52,722
How could I expectanything but this?
1039
00:46:52,766 --> 00:46:54,637
You know something?
You're hopeless.
1040
00:46:54,681 --> 00:46:57,510
I'm just as hopeless
to even conceive
1041
00:46:57,553 --> 00:46:59,294
you'd have a smidgen
of consideration
1042
00:46:59,338 --> 00:47:00,905
for my feelings.
Jesus!
1043
00:47:00,948 --> 00:47:03,908
Excuse me. This is
a private conversation.
1044
00:47:03,951 --> 00:47:05,692
Thanks, I appreciate it.
1045
00:47:05,735 --> 00:47:06,867
You're lying,
you're gambling,
1046
00:47:06,911 --> 00:47:08,956
you're making me
hate you.
1047
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,392
Pam, I'm not gambling.
1048
00:47:10,436 --> 00:47:12,003
I am not gambling.
1049
00:47:12,046 --> 00:47:13,656
I am winning.
1050
00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:15,571
Liar, liar,
pants on fire.
1051
00:47:15,615 --> 00:47:18,531
I wouldn't kid you.
I'm up $2,500.
1052
00:47:18,574 --> 00:47:20,402
I'm having
a very good day.
1053
00:47:20,446 --> 00:47:22,056
Having a good day?
1054
00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:23,884
Well, good day this,baby.
1055
00:47:23,928 --> 00:47:25,364
I'm calling my attorney.
1056
00:47:25,407 --> 00:47:28,019
I'll tell himto go for your balls.
1057
00:47:28,062 --> 00:47:29,281
Pam, listen--
1058
00:47:29,324 --> 00:47:31,196
Trotter, this is it.
1059
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:33,024
I really do.I'm finished.
1060
00:47:33,067 --> 00:47:34,199
We are history.
1061
00:47:34,242 --> 00:47:35,896
Listen to me.
Don't panic.
1062
00:47:35,940 --> 00:47:37,332
Get all
gussied up--
1063
00:47:37,376 --> 00:47:38,856
All gussied up?
1064
00:47:38,899 --> 00:47:41,206
I want you
to come on down here
1065
00:47:41,249 --> 00:47:42,729
and see for yourself.
1066
00:47:42,772 --> 00:47:44,731
You won't believe it.
1067
00:47:44,774 --> 00:47:46,167
If I come down,
1068
00:47:46,211 --> 00:47:48,648
you won't believewhat's going on.
1069
00:47:48,691 --> 00:47:51,564
Be here in 30 minutes.
I love you.
1070
00:47:51,607 --> 00:47:53,174
Trotter?
1071
00:47:53,218 --> 00:47:54,219
Trotter?
1072
00:47:54,262 --> 00:47:56,003
♪ Ba ba ba boom
1073
00:47:56,047 --> 00:47:57,962
♪ Ba boom
1074
00:47:58,005 --> 00:47:59,006
[dial tone]
1075
00:47:59,050 --> 00:48:00,442
Bastard.
1076
00:48:04,229 --> 00:48:06,405
Maybe one,one more time,
1077
00:48:06,448 --> 00:48:08,798
but after that, no more.
1078
00:48:08,842 --> 00:48:13,281
I thought we'd find
you at that dump
across the street.
1079
00:48:13,325 --> 00:48:16,284
That dump,
Marty's, where
all the pigs wallow.
1080
00:48:16,328 --> 00:48:17,590
I like your shoes.
1081
00:48:17,633 --> 00:48:19,505
Buy themat a carpet sale?
1082
00:48:19,548 --> 00:48:22,073
Let's throw him
out the window.
1083
00:48:22,116 --> 00:48:25,206
I hope someday
you're two seconds late.
1084
00:48:25,250 --> 00:48:27,643
Where's your friend?Looney?
1085
00:48:27,687 --> 00:48:29,167
He's not my friend.
1086
00:48:29,210 --> 00:48:32,126
Well, he's late.He's late with some money.
1087
00:48:32,170 --> 00:48:33,649
I wouldn't know.
1088
00:48:33,693 --> 00:48:34,694
Hundreds late.
1089
00:48:34,737 --> 00:48:37,479
Sickeningly
late. Late.
1090
00:48:37,523 --> 00:48:38,480
Bernie.
1091
00:48:38,524 --> 00:48:41,353
I swear to God,I hate this.
1092
00:48:41,396 --> 00:48:44,486
Makes
my stomach turn.
1093
00:48:44,530 --> 00:48:47,402
Next week is megiving you this back.
1094
00:48:47,446 --> 00:48:48,621
Huh?
1095
00:48:52,146 --> 00:48:54,148
The racesmake me nervous.
1096
00:48:54,192 --> 00:48:56,150
You can't beat an animal.
1097
00:48:56,194 --> 00:48:58,718
Your friend Looney'sin trouble.
1098
00:48:58,761 --> 00:49:00,067
He betthe Packers today.
1099
00:49:00,111 --> 00:49:01,329
So?
1100
00:49:01,373 --> 00:49:03,592
So he bet thempretty hard.
1101
00:49:03,636 --> 00:49:05,899
They lost 75 to 10.
1102
00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:08,597
Your pal Looney went
in for a nickel.
1103
00:49:08,641 --> 00:49:11,122
I thought
he only bet $50.
1104
00:49:11,165 --> 00:49:13,515
Your friend Looney'sdown 800.
1105
00:49:13,559 --> 00:49:16,954
Which is a lot
for a bum.
1106
00:49:16,997 --> 00:49:18,912
When you seeyour buddy,
1107
00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:22,176
please, pleasepass along this message--
1108
00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:24,135
Pay up.
1109
00:49:24,178 --> 00:49:26,093
P.S.
1110
00:49:26,137 --> 00:49:27,660
Or else.
1111
00:49:27,703 --> 00:49:29,575
I don't really think
1112
00:49:29,618 --> 00:49:31,794
I'll be seeingMr. Looney any time soon.
1113
00:49:31,838 --> 00:49:33,057
Excuse me.
1114
00:49:35,755 --> 00:49:36,930
Let's have
another beer.
1115
00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:39,019
Anybody seen Looney?
1116
00:49:39,063 --> 00:49:41,108
I may draw some savings
1117
00:49:41,152 --> 00:49:42,675
and get back
what we lost.
1118
00:49:42,718 --> 00:49:44,851
I am pretty mad.
1119
00:49:44,894 --> 00:49:46,026
You seen Looney?
1120
00:49:46,070 --> 00:49:47,985
Everybody's
looking for Looney.
1121
00:49:48,028 --> 00:49:49,943
Looney saidyou were a jerk.
1122
00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:51,292
Where is he?
1123
00:49:51,336 --> 00:49:53,033
Lufkin was
looking for him.
1124
00:49:53,077 --> 00:49:54,687
He left a number.
1125
00:49:54,730 --> 00:49:56,776
Looney said youturned on your friends.
1126
00:49:56,819 --> 00:49:58,038
Where is he?
1127
00:49:58,082 --> 00:49:59,518
He's giving blood.
1128
00:49:59,561 --> 00:50:00,823
We can give blood.
1129
00:50:00,867 --> 00:50:05,480
I am pretty cheesed off
about that jockey
1130
00:50:05,524 --> 00:50:08,614
falling off
that damn horse, Sid.
1131
00:50:08,657 --> 00:50:09,919
Looney.
1132
00:50:11,834 --> 00:50:12,922
Looney.
1133
00:50:12,966 --> 00:50:15,403
What?
1134
00:50:15,447 --> 00:50:17,536
Looney,
1135
00:50:17,579 --> 00:50:19,625
what are you doing?
1136
00:50:19,668 --> 00:50:21,061
I'm being embalmed,
1137
00:50:21,105 --> 00:50:22,932
if it's any
business of yours.
1138
00:50:22,976 --> 00:50:24,934
Lufkin islooking for you.
1139
00:50:24,978 --> 00:50:26,197
So?
1140
00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:28,373
He saysyou're over the limit.
1141
00:50:28,416 --> 00:50:30,549
Dead men
can't pay up.
1142
00:50:30,592 --> 00:50:32,855
Don't go backto the track.
1143
00:50:32,899 --> 00:50:35,032
I can't believe
you screwed me.
1144
00:50:35,075 --> 00:50:36,163
I didn't screw you.
1145
00:50:36,207 --> 00:50:38,774
I made the betthat we both bet.
1146
00:50:38,818 --> 00:50:43,344
I lost $50 on the one
named after my cat.
1147
00:50:43,388 --> 00:50:45,346
In the seventh,
there's one named
after my apartment.
1148
00:50:45,390 --> 00:50:46,565
I'm going back.
1149
00:50:46,608 --> 00:50:50,090
Great place to spend
the afternoon
1150
00:50:50,134 --> 00:50:53,180
with your friend,
until he sneaks off
and screws you!
1151
00:50:53,224 --> 00:50:54,703
I did not!
1152
00:50:54,747 --> 00:50:55,922
You, out.
1153
00:50:58,272 --> 00:51:01,145
Give my regards
to your pals
1154
00:51:01,188 --> 00:51:03,060
at that whorehouse
where you're sitting.
1155
00:51:07,194 --> 00:51:08,413
Look, uh...
1156
00:51:10,284 --> 00:51:13,244
tell the guy back therehis blood is rare.
1157
00:51:13,287 --> 00:51:16,247
He gets 20 ratherthan the regular 10.
1158
00:51:16,290 --> 00:51:17,683
His blood is rare.
1159
00:51:17,726 --> 00:51:20,338
He gets $75.
1160
00:51:20,381 --> 00:51:21,556
75?
1161
00:51:24,603 --> 00:51:27,127
75 twice a weekis $150.
1162
00:51:27,171 --> 00:51:28,694
That's a lotof money.
1163
00:51:28,737 --> 00:51:30,826
A round of
banana daiquiris.
1164
00:51:30,870 --> 00:51:33,829
There's a Banana King
in the next race.
1165
00:51:33,873 --> 00:51:35,309
You're kidding.
Where?
1166
00:51:35,353 --> 00:51:37,268
Where's the money?
1167
00:51:38,486 --> 00:51:39,487
We're married.
1168
00:51:39,531 --> 00:51:40,836
Oh, well,
1169
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,055
we're not.
1170
00:51:43,535 --> 00:51:45,319
Give me the moneyfor safekeeping.
1171
00:51:45,363 --> 00:51:46,799
It's in my shoes.
1172
00:51:46,842 --> 00:51:47,930
Give me the money.
1173
00:51:47,974 --> 00:51:49,889
Aah!
1174
00:51:49,932 --> 00:51:52,892
There are purse snatchersall over this joint!
1175
00:51:52,935 --> 00:51:54,894
Put this
on your list,
1176
00:51:54,937 --> 00:51:56,287
Mr. I-Won't-Gamble-Anymore.
1177
00:51:56,330 --> 00:51:58,506
What happened
to that, huh?
1178
00:51:58,550 --> 00:52:00,943
Why don't yougive me some money
1179
00:52:00,987 --> 00:52:04,730
and you can keep $10if you have to bet.
1180
00:52:04,773 --> 00:52:08,603
Why can't youwatch the horsesrun around the track
1181
00:52:08,647 --> 00:52:10,562
and not bet on them?
1182
00:52:13,478 --> 00:52:15,697
She's new.
1183
00:52:15,741 --> 00:52:17,134
What's so damn funny.
1184
00:52:17,177 --> 00:52:21,225
Because there
is no racing
without betting.
1185
00:52:21,268 --> 00:52:23,052
That's poetic.
1186
00:52:23,096 --> 00:52:25,142
Oh, please! Airhead.
1187
00:52:25,185 --> 00:52:26,795
Excuse me?
1188
00:52:26,839 --> 00:52:28,536
I don't want you
to lose all our money.
1189
00:52:28,580 --> 00:52:31,104
Pam, darling,
sweetheart,
1190
00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:32,932
I'm begging you,
1191
00:52:32,975 --> 00:52:34,325
be quiet.
1192
00:52:34,368 --> 00:52:35,848
Give me that money,
1193
00:52:35,891 --> 00:52:37,502
or I'll cause a scene.
1194
00:52:37,545 --> 00:52:38,938
Rememberyour mother's house?
1195
00:52:38,981 --> 00:52:39,982
The plate glass window?
1196
00:52:40,026 --> 00:52:40,983
OK.
1197
00:52:41,027 --> 00:52:42,202
Ok, what?
1198
00:52:42,246 --> 00:52:43,203
I'm going
to the men's room.
1199
00:52:43,247 --> 00:52:44,465
Why?
1200
00:52:44,509 --> 00:52:46,075
Take my shoes off.
1201
00:52:46,119 --> 00:52:47,512
I don't trust you!
1202
00:52:47,555 --> 00:52:51,080
You don't want meto make a scene here.
1203
00:53:09,925 --> 00:53:11,231
Terribly sorry.
1204
00:53:12,624 --> 00:53:14,626
Here comes the champ!
1205
00:53:14,669 --> 00:53:17,150
I mean it,
you are the champ.
1206
00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:20,197
You've got
more guts than sense.
1207
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:22,286
What do you want?
1208
00:53:22,329 --> 00:53:23,765
I don't know.
1209
00:53:23,809 --> 00:53:25,463
Give me a number.
1210
00:53:25,506 --> 00:53:27,334
I'll be right back.
1211
00:53:27,378 --> 00:53:29,684
I believe you will.
1212
00:53:29,728 --> 00:53:31,382
I'm taking a survey.
1213
00:53:31,425 --> 00:53:32,861
Who do you like?
1214
00:53:32,905 --> 00:53:35,168
The 2 horse.
He's got front wraps.
1215
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,257
I always bet a horse
with front wraps.
1216
00:53:37,301 --> 00:53:38,693
I'm taking a survey.
1217
00:53:38,737 --> 00:53:40,217
Go with your lungs.
1218
00:53:40,260 --> 00:53:42,871
Lay big money
on the 4 horse.
1219
00:53:42,915 --> 00:53:44,743
Who do you like?
1220
00:53:44,786 --> 00:53:46,701
6 is the horse.
1221
00:53:46,745 --> 00:53:49,008
I always
bet on 5.
1222
00:53:49,051 --> 00:53:50,052
Who do you like?
1223
00:53:50,096 --> 00:53:52,141
Up yours.
The number 1 horse.
1224
00:53:52,185 --> 00:53:53,186
Thank you.
1225
00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:54,927
I like the 4.
1226
00:53:54,970 --> 00:53:56,885
These other nags
will die.
1227
00:53:56,929 --> 00:53:58,583
At the eighth pole,
1228
00:53:58,626 --> 00:54:00,846
they'll look like
they're at a bus stop.
1229
00:54:00,889 --> 00:54:02,500
I'm taking the survey.You take your own.
1230
00:54:02,543 --> 00:54:03,544
I like the 6.
1231
00:54:03,588 --> 00:54:04,676
The 4.
1232
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:05,677
1 horse.
1233
00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:07,635
I like the 6 horse.
1234
00:54:12,292 --> 00:54:13,293
3.
1235
00:54:13,337 --> 00:54:14,816
What do you mean, 3?
1236
00:54:14,860 --> 00:54:16,601
3 to win.
1237
00:54:16,644 --> 00:54:17,776
Let it ride.
1238
00:54:17,819 --> 00:54:20,344
Do you know
what you're doing?
1239
00:54:20,387 --> 00:54:22,433
Of sound mind?
1240
00:54:22,476 --> 00:54:24,435
I'm not askingfor a will.
1241
00:54:24,478 --> 00:54:26,001
I'm asking for 48$50 win tickets
1242
00:54:26,045 --> 00:54:27,786
on the 3 horsein the seventh race.
1243
00:54:27,829 --> 00:54:29,831
You want 48
$50 win tickets
1244
00:54:29,875 --> 00:54:32,181
on the 3 horse
in the seventh race?
1245
00:54:32,225 --> 00:54:38,666
So I have to give you
48 $50 win tickets
1246
00:54:38,710 --> 00:54:41,626
on the 3 horse
in the seventh race.
1247
00:54:43,889 --> 00:54:48,197
How much does48 $50 win tickets
1248
00:54:48,241 --> 00:54:51,679
on the 3 horsein the seventh race pay?
1249
00:54:51,723 --> 00:54:52,854
Hmm.
1250
00:54:52,898 --> 00:54:55,335
48 $50 win tickets
1251
00:54:55,379 --> 00:54:57,206
on the 3 horse
in the seventh race
1252
00:54:57,250 --> 00:54:59,208
at...
1253
00:54:59,252 --> 00:55:00,819
25 to 1...
1254
00:55:00,862 --> 00:55:03,038
will pay you...
1255
00:55:08,740 --> 00:55:12,134
approximately
$69,000.
1256
00:55:12,178 --> 00:55:14,572
This isa lot of money.
1257
00:55:14,615 --> 00:55:19,794
Don't you want
to hold back some
just in case?
1258
00:55:19,838 --> 00:55:20,926
Why?
1259
00:55:20,969 --> 00:55:24,233
In case you get
hungry or thirsty.
1260
00:55:26,932 --> 00:55:28,368
Aha.
1261
00:55:51,478 --> 00:55:53,306
Thanks.
1262
00:56:05,753 --> 00:56:07,712
It's quiet.
1263
00:56:12,325 --> 00:56:14,632
I do this
for a living.
1264
00:56:14,675 --> 00:56:17,896
Been doing it
for 15 years.
1265
00:56:20,028 --> 00:56:21,290
I play the circuit.
1266
00:56:21,334 --> 00:56:22,422
Mm-hmm.
1267
00:56:22,466 --> 00:56:24,598
One track closes,
another one opens.
1268
00:56:24,642 --> 00:56:26,121
Some big places,
1269
00:56:26,165 --> 00:56:28,123
some dumps.
1270
00:56:28,167 --> 00:56:30,952
I met all kinds
of characters.
1271
00:56:30,996 --> 00:56:34,521
But believe me, pal,
you are the champ.
1272
00:56:34,565 --> 00:56:36,828
I really hope you win.
1273
00:56:36,871 --> 00:56:40,440
Yep. You're the greatest
I've ever seen.
1274
00:56:40,484 --> 00:56:42,747
I'll tell my
grandchildren about you.
1275
00:56:42,790 --> 00:56:44,183
Thanks.
1276
00:56:51,190 --> 00:56:52,800
[buzz]
1277
00:56:52,844 --> 00:56:54,759
will you escort
this gentleman
1278
00:56:54,802 --> 00:56:57,457
to his seat and stay
with him if necessary.
1279
00:56:57,501 --> 00:56:59,241
Yes, sir.
1280
00:57:00,852 --> 00:57:02,027
Hi.
1281
00:57:04,377 --> 00:57:05,552
Coming through.
1282
00:57:23,570 --> 00:57:27,313
You've been arrested?
1283
00:57:27,356 --> 00:57:28,662
Where's the money?
1284
00:57:32,753 --> 00:57:33,711
No.
1285
00:57:33,754 --> 00:57:36,104
No, please!
1286
00:57:36,148 --> 00:57:37,279
No!
1287
00:57:37,323 --> 00:57:38,629
I had to.
1288
00:57:40,369 --> 00:57:42,197
You lyingson of a bitch!
1289
00:57:42,241 --> 00:57:43,460
Lay off.
1290
00:57:43,503 --> 00:57:44,809
Mind yourown business.
1291
00:57:44,852 --> 00:57:47,202
She's pert,
if you like pert.
1292
00:57:48,595 --> 00:57:50,815
Although nobody
likes the 3.
1293
00:57:50,858 --> 00:57:52,338
What is shetalking about?
1294
00:57:52,381 --> 00:57:54,340
You want another round?
1295
00:57:54,383 --> 00:57:55,428
You're sick.
1296
00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:56,995
You shouldbe hospitalized.
1297
00:57:57,038 --> 00:57:58,475
I just got it.
1298
00:57:58,518 --> 00:58:01,216
I just got something
real important.
1299
00:58:01,260 --> 00:58:03,741
After
all these years,
1300
00:58:03,784 --> 00:58:06,178
it's not my gambling
you despise,
1301
00:58:06,221 --> 00:58:07,527
it's been my losing.
1302
00:58:11,270 --> 00:58:13,968
I'm going to endthis marriage now
1303
00:58:14,012 --> 00:58:15,666
because if I don't,
1304
00:58:15,709 --> 00:58:17,494
I'll havea nervous breakdown.
1305
00:58:18,973 --> 00:58:20,671
I'm going home.
1306
00:58:20,714 --> 00:58:22,107
Good.
1307
00:58:24,065 --> 00:58:26,633
Want me to call youwhen I win?
1308
00:58:26,677 --> 00:58:29,114
Yes! Call this!
1309
00:58:32,204 --> 00:58:35,468
We're having
some problems.
1310
00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:37,078
Poor Trotter.
1311
00:58:37,122 --> 00:58:40,212
Poor, poor Trotter.
1312
00:58:40,255 --> 00:58:42,562
You're lookingat 69 grand
1313
00:58:42,606 --> 00:58:44,085
or you'relooking at nothing.
1314
00:58:49,743 --> 00:58:52,877
I have a housein the Bahamas.
1315
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:54,226
He's mine.
1316
00:58:54,269 --> 00:58:56,097
You're mine.
1317
00:58:56,141 --> 00:58:58,230
The horses are approaching
the starting gate.
1318
00:59:08,806 --> 00:59:12,592
The horses have now reached the starting gate.
1319
00:59:15,073 --> 00:59:17,031
[coughing]
1320
00:59:21,906 --> 00:59:23,995
The horses
are all in line.
1321
00:59:27,476 --> 00:59:29,653
The flag is up.
1322
00:59:29,696 --> 00:59:33,004
And away they go!
1323
00:59:33,047 --> 00:59:34,005
Up Yours, Rock It
and Moonbeams
1324
00:59:34,048 --> 00:59:36,181
broke on top.
1325
00:59:36,224 --> 00:59:37,661
Idle Threat
behind them.
1326
00:59:37,704 --> 00:59:39,358
Banana King
1327
00:59:39,401 --> 00:59:40,664
and Fleet Dreams
is the trailer.
1328
00:59:40,707 --> 00:59:42,187
Come on, Fleet Dreams!
1329
00:59:42,230 --> 00:59:44,276
It's Up Yours
on the inside...
1330
00:59:44,319 --> 00:59:47,018
Come on.
Come on, 4!
1331
00:59:47,061 --> 00:59:48,541
Come on, 4!
1332
00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:50,195
Come on, Fleet Dreams!
1333
00:59:50,238 --> 00:59:51,457
Come on, 4!
1334
00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:52,893
Come on! Come on!
1335
00:59:52,937 --> 00:59:53,894
Come on.
1336
00:59:53,938 --> 00:59:55,287
Come on, 4!
1337
00:59:55,330 --> 00:59:57,811
Get up there!
1338
00:59:59,726 --> 01:00:01,206
Come on, baby!
1339
01:00:01,249 --> 01:00:02,599
Come on, baby!
1340
01:00:02,642 --> 01:00:03,730
Come on, baby!
1341
01:00:03,774 --> 01:00:05,427
Come on, baby!
1342
01:00:05,471 --> 01:00:07,429
Come on,you son of a bitch!
1343
01:00:07,473 --> 01:00:10,389
And Banana King is
on the outside...
1344
01:00:10,432 --> 01:00:12,521
Come on,
Trotter's horse.
1345
01:00:12,565 --> 01:00:13,871
Come on.
1346
01:00:13,914 --> 01:00:15,655
Come on, 4!
1347
01:00:15,699 --> 01:00:18,310
Up Yours
now at the rail...
1348
01:00:19,746 --> 01:00:21,443
Moonbeams is in front...
1349
01:00:21,487 --> 01:00:22,706
Come on!
1350
01:00:22,749 --> 01:00:24,533
Come on, baby!
1351
01:00:24,577 --> 01:00:26,013
Moonbeams
on the inside...
1352
01:00:26,057 --> 01:00:28,233
Come on, Fleet Dreams.
1353
01:00:28,276 --> 01:00:29,756
Come on, baby!
1354
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,540
Come on!
1355
01:00:31,584 --> 01:00:33,064
Come on.
1356
01:00:33,107 --> 01:00:34,108
Moonbeams...
1357
01:00:34,152 --> 01:00:35,806
Come on.
1358
01:00:35,849 --> 01:00:37,982
Fleet Dreams
on the inside...
1359
01:00:38,025 --> 01:00:40,375
Come on!Come on! Come on!
1360
01:00:40,419 --> 01:00:42,900
Moonbeams gets the lead...
1361
01:00:45,337 --> 01:00:47,600
Come on! Come on!
1362
01:00:50,255 --> 01:00:51,386
We won!
1363
01:00:51,430 --> 01:00:53,562
Fleet Dreams
has won it...
1364
01:01:01,614 --> 01:01:03,050
You're a millionaire.
1365
01:01:03,094 --> 01:01:04,443
I've had
enough of that.
1366
01:01:04,486 --> 01:01:06,445
Trotter won
all that money.
1367
01:01:06,488 --> 01:01:08,708
Get up,you crazy bitch!
1368
01:01:08,752 --> 01:01:10,275
Get out of here.
1369
01:01:10,318 --> 01:01:11,842
Jesus Christ!
1370
01:01:11,885 --> 01:01:13,060
Did I win?
1371
01:01:13,104 --> 01:01:16,194
Son of a bitch!
1372
01:01:16,237 --> 01:01:17,630
I won!
1373
01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:19,371
I won.
Son of a bitch!
1374
01:01:19,414 --> 01:01:21,634
Son of a bitch
fucking flying,
1375
01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:23,767
son of a bitch
fucking flying whore.
1376
01:01:23,810 --> 01:01:25,551
God likes me!
1377
01:01:25,594 --> 01:01:28,336
He really,
really likes me!
1378
01:01:28,380 --> 01:01:30,774
What a day!
What a day!
1379
01:01:30,817 --> 01:01:33,515
What a fabulous day!
1380
01:01:33,559 --> 01:01:36,127
I'm having
a fabulous day!
1381
01:01:36,170 --> 01:01:38,564
They ought to guardthe back door,
1382
01:01:38,607 --> 01:01:42,002
so that sortdoesn't get in.
1383
01:01:42,046 --> 01:01:43,917
Fix your God damn skirt.
1384
01:01:43,961 --> 01:01:45,353
OK, Bernie.
1385
01:01:48,617 --> 01:01:50,141
Can't hold his liquor.
1386
01:01:51,882 --> 01:01:54,536
You might have mentioned.
1387
01:01:54,580 --> 01:01:55,537
What?
1388
01:01:55,581 --> 01:01:57,104
The 3 horse.
1389
01:01:57,148 --> 01:02:00,325
You might have mentioned
you liked him.
1390
01:02:00,368 --> 01:02:01,848
I could use
some extra money.
1391
01:02:01,892 --> 01:02:05,678
Want to knowhow I got the 3 horse?
1392
01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:07,811
You want to know?
1393
01:02:07,854 --> 01:02:10,335
I went outin the thing,
1394
01:02:10,378 --> 01:02:11,815
and, I, I...
1395
01:02:11,858 --> 01:02:13,425
Oh, screw it.
1396
01:02:13,468 --> 01:02:16,210
I hate
people who sneak
around and bet.
1397
01:02:16,254 --> 01:02:19,779
A classmate covered
up his answers
like a sissy.
1398
01:02:19,823 --> 01:02:21,825
Who cares? Who cares?
1399
01:02:23,261 --> 01:02:26,830
Waiter, more champagne.
1400
01:02:26,873 --> 01:02:29,920
We're verybusy now, sir.
1401
01:02:41,105 --> 01:02:43,455
Bllll!
1402
01:02:43,498 --> 01:02:46,501
That's for all
you stuffy rat bastards.
1403
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:59,340
I'm going to
collect $69,000.
1404
01:03:00,864 --> 01:03:02,169
Grrr.
1405
01:03:05,999 --> 01:03:08,349
I'm hiring you.
100 bucks an hour.
1406
01:03:08,393 --> 01:03:09,568
Don't worryabout anything.
1407
01:03:09,611 --> 01:03:10,830
Anybody who
makes a funny move,
1408
01:03:10,874 --> 01:03:12,049
shoot them.
1409
01:03:12,092 --> 01:03:13,398
Hey, Trotter!
1410
01:03:16,401 --> 01:03:17,968
No. That's OK.
1411
01:03:18,011 --> 01:03:19,056
I know this guy!
1412
01:03:19,099 --> 01:03:21,319
Hey! Pay up,
you deadbeat!
1413
01:03:21,362 --> 01:03:23,625
No. Don't shoot
anybody yet!
1414
01:03:23,669 --> 01:03:25,758
I haven't
collected my money.
1415
01:03:25,802 --> 01:03:28,152
I don't like you
one fuck.
1416
01:03:28,195 --> 01:03:30,023
If I hearanother profanity,
1417
01:03:30,067 --> 01:03:31,851
I'll blastyour head off.
1418
01:03:31,895 --> 01:03:33,157
Oh, really?
1419
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:34,332
That's correct.
1420
01:03:34,375 --> 01:03:37,291
I lost the moneyfrom the blood bank.
1421
01:03:37,335 --> 01:03:38,684
I'm not surprised.
1422
01:03:38,727 --> 01:03:40,033
My pocket was picked.
1423
01:03:40,077 --> 01:03:42,035
Is this
the social hour?
1424
01:03:42,079 --> 01:03:44,472
You owe me,
you greasy deadbeat.
1425
01:03:44,516 --> 01:03:45,865
I'm going
to get it.
1426
01:03:45,909 --> 01:03:50,261
How much exactly does
Mr. Looney owe you?
1427
01:03:50,304 --> 01:03:51,828
850.
1428
01:03:51,871 --> 01:03:53,307
Grrr.
1429
01:03:53,351 --> 01:03:56,006
I was at Marty'son the phone.
1430
01:03:56,049 --> 01:03:57,485
I was goingto bet $50.
1431
01:03:57,529 --> 01:04:00,880
Then I said, "give me500 on the Packers."
1432
01:04:00,924 --> 01:04:03,491
It was likesomebody else saying it.
1433
01:04:03,535 --> 01:04:05,406
Let him kill me.
1434
01:04:07,974 --> 01:04:11,543
I'll pay for Looney
when I settle here, OK?
1435
01:04:11,586 --> 01:04:12,849
You don't have
to do that.
1436
01:04:12,892 --> 01:04:14,546
I'll get
my own money.
1437
01:04:14,589 --> 01:04:15,721
I'll kill somebody.
1438
01:04:15,764 --> 01:04:17,636
Watch it!
1439
01:04:17,679 --> 01:04:20,552
When's the last time
I won? Look it up.
1440
01:04:24,686 --> 01:04:27,472
December 3rd.
Three years ago.
1441
01:04:27,515 --> 01:04:28,995
22 bucks.
1442
01:04:29,039 --> 01:04:32,085
I'm a loser.
I deserve to die.
1443
01:04:32,129 --> 01:04:35,088
When I collect here,I settle Looney's sheet.
1444
01:04:35,132 --> 01:04:37,961
I'm committed
to you for my life.
1445
01:04:38,004 --> 01:04:40,964
You're the greatest man
that ever lived.
1446
01:04:41,007 --> 01:04:42,791
That soundsfine to me.
1447
01:04:44,881 --> 01:04:47,535
$69,000.
1448
01:04:47,579 --> 01:04:51,452
I want champagne sent
to Fleet Dream's stall
1449
01:04:51,496 --> 01:04:53,498
and two dozen roses
sent to the owner.
1450
01:04:53,541 --> 01:04:56,980
A case of light beer
sent to the jockey.
1451
01:04:57,023 --> 01:04:58,851
The government's
taking half. That's...
1452
01:04:58,895 --> 01:05:00,766
34,5.
1453
01:05:00,809 --> 01:05:03,900
8 on the Buick,
4 1/2 on the furniture.
1454
01:05:03,943 --> 01:05:07,033
Pam wants
a water cruise. That's 4.
1455
01:05:07,077 --> 01:05:09,296
12 years rent,
200 for champagne,
1456
01:05:09,340 --> 01:05:11,298
100 for the roses.
1457
01:05:11,342 --> 01:05:12,647
40.
1458
01:05:12,691 --> 01:05:15,955
100 for the broken glass
at the jockey club.
1459
01:05:15,999 --> 01:05:17,391
50.
1460
01:05:17,435 --> 01:05:19,959
8 1/2 for Looney's tab,
1461
01:05:20,003 --> 01:05:21,308
that leaves me with...
1462
01:05:21,352 --> 01:05:22,831
zero...
1463
01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:23,832
zero...
1464
01:05:23,876 --> 01:05:25,051
zero.
1465
01:05:25,095 --> 01:05:26,835
Congratulations.
1466
01:05:28,228 --> 01:05:29,926
I'm broke.
1467
01:05:32,102 --> 01:05:33,146
Looney.
1468
01:05:33,190 --> 01:05:35,148
About that 850 you owe.
1469
01:05:35,192 --> 01:05:37,150
There's all kindsof love.
1470
01:05:37,194 --> 01:05:39,152
I've got bad news.
1471
01:05:39,196 --> 01:05:42,677
My love is man to man,friend to friend.
1472
01:05:42,721 --> 01:05:45,158
You're a prince,my king.
1473
01:05:45,202 --> 01:05:46,246
Aw, hell.
1474
01:05:46,290 --> 01:05:47,726
You'll be back.
1475
01:05:47,769 --> 01:05:50,294
Not me.I've seen the light.
1476
01:05:52,905 --> 01:05:54,863
Excuse me.
1477
01:05:54,907 --> 01:05:56,474
I hate to interrupt,
1478
01:05:56,517 --> 01:05:57,997
but somebody
owes me some change.
1479
01:05:58,041 --> 01:06:00,913
Nobody make
a false move.
1480
01:06:03,742 --> 01:06:05,831
He looks different.
1481
01:06:11,576 --> 01:06:14,448
I have peripheral
vision. It's a gift.
1482
01:06:14,492 --> 01:06:16,450
I can see my ears.
1483
01:06:16,494 --> 01:06:20,628
A guy's throwing up
on a pool table to my left.
1484
01:06:20,672 --> 01:06:23,849
Two guys are
sleeping on the right.
1485
01:06:23,892 --> 01:06:25,459
A bulb's burned out.
1486
01:06:25,503 --> 01:06:28,462
There's a fly
on the money box.
1487
01:06:28,506 --> 01:06:31,552
What is this crap?
1488
01:06:34,251 --> 01:06:36,383
[ring]
1489
01:06:36,427 --> 01:06:37,819
Hello.
1490
01:06:37,863 --> 01:06:39,517
Hi, honey.
1491
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:41,040
Don't honey me.
1492
01:06:41,084 --> 01:06:42,999
Besides, I'm drunk.
1493
01:06:43,042 --> 01:06:44,174
Pam, um...
1494
01:06:44,217 --> 01:06:46,437
you know that race,
1495
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:48,221
the one
you left before?
1496
01:06:48,265 --> 01:06:50,919
I've decidedto become an alcoholic.
1497
01:06:50,963 --> 01:06:54,488
It's the healthiestthing I've ever donefor myself.
1498
01:06:54,532 --> 01:06:56,882
I won.
1499
01:06:56,925 --> 01:06:58,492
We're pretty rich.
1500
01:06:58,536 --> 01:07:01,582
I'm goingto drink every day.
1501
01:07:01,626 --> 01:07:04,194
Bottles of gin,six packs.
1502
01:07:04,237 --> 01:07:06,587
I'm going to hidebottles around the house.
1503
01:07:06,631 --> 01:07:08,981
I'm never goingto cook or clean
1504
01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:12,115
or, or, take baths.
1505
01:07:12,158 --> 01:07:13,986
You can sellthe bed if you want,
1506
01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:15,509
make bets with it
1507
01:07:15,553 --> 01:07:17,859
because I'll bepassing out on the floor
1508
01:07:17,903 --> 01:07:19,644
from now on because...
1509
01:07:19,687 --> 01:07:20,993
Pam!
1510
01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:23,474
You can sellthe refrigerator, too.
1511
01:07:23,517 --> 01:07:27,608
All of the money is
in a little green box.
1512
01:07:31,134 --> 01:07:33,136
Pam?
1513
01:07:33,179 --> 01:07:36,661
I'm drinking gin andflicking ashes on the floor.
1514
01:07:36,704 --> 01:07:38,793
I couldn't leave you,
1515
01:07:38,837 --> 01:07:41,100
so I decidedthis is the only way.
1516
01:07:41,144 --> 01:07:42,188
Pammie, honey...
1517
01:07:42,232 --> 01:07:43,494
Go and make your bet.
1518
01:07:43,537 --> 01:07:45,017
Give me a call.
1519
01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:47,976
I'll be here,passed out in vomit.
1520
01:07:48,020 --> 01:07:49,761
We have to talk.
1521
01:07:49,804 --> 01:07:52,198
You can move back, Jay.
1522
01:07:54,157 --> 01:07:55,245
I missed youall the time.
1523
01:07:55,288 --> 01:07:57,551
Oh, Pam.
1524
01:08:02,165 --> 01:08:03,818
I really love you.
1525
01:08:03,862 --> 01:08:06,125
Oh, that's...
1526
01:08:06,169 --> 01:08:08,606
very sweet.
1527
01:08:08,649 --> 01:08:09,737
Pamela?
1528
01:08:09,781 --> 01:08:12,131
I'm sorry.I dropped the phone.
1529
01:08:12,175 --> 01:08:14,612
Could youpick up some wine?
1530
01:08:14,655 --> 01:08:15,787
I love you.
1531
01:08:15,830 --> 01:08:18,050
Do you--Do you
mean that?
1532
01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:19,704
Of course I do.
1533
01:08:21,445 --> 01:08:22,968
Mean what?
1534
01:08:23,011 --> 01:08:24,883
Honey?
1535
01:08:24,926 --> 01:08:27,538
Yeah? Good night.
1536
01:08:27,581 --> 01:08:29,366
Hel--
1537
01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:44,424
What do you want
to do with the assets?
1538
01:08:55,740 --> 01:08:59,047
[snoring]
1539
01:08:59,091 --> 01:09:01,224
Honey, I'm home.
1540
01:09:01,267 --> 01:09:03,051
Pam?
1541
01:09:03,095 --> 01:09:04,227
Pammie?
1542
01:09:08,579 --> 01:09:10,537
I didn't bet.
1543
01:09:12,104 --> 01:09:14,150
Pam, we're rich.
1544
01:09:17,762 --> 01:09:20,199
I got you
a little bubbly,
1545
01:09:20,243 --> 01:09:22,245
and...
1546
01:09:22,288 --> 01:09:25,161
I got you a nice
little gift here.
1547
01:09:30,427 --> 01:09:32,603
Huh?
1548
01:09:32,646 --> 01:09:33,865
Huh?
1549
01:09:33,908 --> 01:09:35,475
Honey?
1550
01:09:35,519 --> 01:09:36,737
Honey?
1551
01:09:36,781 --> 01:09:38,913
Sweetie, honey?
1552
01:09:42,787 --> 01:09:45,050
OK.
1553
01:09:45,093 --> 01:09:46,225
Ah.
1554
01:09:48,227 --> 01:09:52,100
$69,000.
1555
01:09:53,537 --> 01:09:55,016
Nine...
1556
01:09:55,060 --> 01:09:57,280
Piles of tiles?
1557
01:09:57,323 --> 01:10:00,413
What does it mean?
1558
01:10:30,269 --> 01:10:32,706
5 of clubs.
1559
01:10:48,461 --> 01:10:50,594
This horse could onlybe ridden
1560
01:10:50,637 --> 01:10:51,899
by a Chinese jockey.
1561
01:10:51,943 --> 01:10:53,336
Yeah,
in the first race.
1562
01:10:53,379 --> 01:10:55,076
The racehorse
was four generations.
1563
01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:56,295
It's him!
1564
01:10:56,339 --> 01:10:57,905
It's him! He's here!
1565
01:10:57,949 --> 01:10:59,516
[crowd roars]
1566
01:11:04,303 --> 01:11:06,479
I knew it!
I knew it!
1567
01:11:06,523 --> 01:11:08,046
Thank you.
1568
01:11:10,657 --> 01:11:11,876
Trotter!
1569
01:11:11,919 --> 01:11:13,965
Trotter! Trotter!Trotter! Trotter!
1570
01:11:14,008 --> 01:11:15,401
Trotter! Trotter!
1571
01:11:15,445 --> 01:11:17,229
Trotter!Trotter!Trotter! Trotter!
1572
01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:18,535
Now, that's a man.
1573
01:11:20,537 --> 01:11:23,191
You know,all these bums here
1574
01:11:23,235 --> 01:11:25,193
said youwere a quitter.
1575
01:11:25,237 --> 01:11:26,891
But I defended you.
1576
01:11:28,719 --> 01:11:30,242
A toast...
1577
01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:31,722
to Trotter!
1578
01:11:34,072 --> 01:11:35,900
You're all great friends.
1579
01:11:37,945 --> 01:11:39,164
And who needs money
1580
01:11:39,207 --> 01:11:40,557
when you got friends?
1581
01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:41,688
That's right.
1582
01:11:41,732 --> 01:11:43,211
And don't worry
1583
01:11:43,255 --> 01:11:44,691
because
we'll all be here
1584
01:11:44,735 --> 01:11:47,303
to pick you up
when it's over.
1585
01:11:49,740 --> 01:11:52,351
I, uh...
1586
01:11:52,395 --> 01:11:53,918
I got an idea.
1587
01:11:55,398 --> 01:11:57,400
You got a horse
picked out?
1588
01:11:57,443 --> 01:12:00,490
Now...I'm hot, right?
1589
01:12:02,274 --> 01:12:05,582
I am truly hot.
1590
01:12:05,625 --> 01:12:10,543
And there is nothing more
important than friendship.
1591
01:12:10,587 --> 01:12:13,416
Now, here's what
we're going to do.
1592
01:12:13,459 --> 01:12:16,157
We're going to take
everything we've got--
1593
01:12:16,201 --> 01:12:17,637
everything I've got,
1594
01:12:17,681 --> 01:12:19,247
and everything
you've got.
1595
01:12:20,901 --> 01:12:22,425
Every last cent...
1596
01:12:24,427 --> 01:12:27,386
we're going
to put it all together
1597
01:12:27,430 --> 01:12:28,909
into one big pile.
1598
01:12:30,998 --> 01:12:35,220
And we're going
to bet it together!
1599
01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:57,198
Looney.
1600
01:12:57,242 --> 01:12:58,678
I'm hot.
1601
01:12:58,722 --> 01:12:59,853
[groans]
1602
01:12:59,897 --> 01:13:02,378
I'm hot! Listen to me!
1603
01:13:04,249 --> 01:13:06,077
This is the chance
1604
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:08,427
that you have all
been waiting for.
1605
01:13:10,647 --> 01:13:13,563
The next race, I'm
putting a 27 star.
1606
01:13:13,606 --> 01:13:16,304
It's good,
but I wouldn't
bet my grandmother.
1607
01:13:16,348 --> 01:13:17,741
I wouldn't either.
1608
01:13:17,784 --> 01:13:19,264
You don't
understand.
1609
01:13:19,307 --> 01:13:20,657
Chocoholic.
1610
01:13:20,700 --> 01:13:21,658
Sashay around.
1611
01:13:21,701 --> 01:13:22,659
Chocoholic!
1612
01:13:22,702 --> 01:13:23,834
Sashay around.
1613
01:13:23,877 --> 01:13:26,663
What's the name
of that 6 horse?
1614
01:13:26,706 --> 01:13:29,666
Sinking? No, that'sthe name of the jockey...
1615
01:13:29,709 --> 01:13:31,668
something about
the sound diamonds,
1616
01:13:31,711 --> 01:13:34,061
I don't know what it is...
1617
01:14:11,272 --> 01:14:12,491
That's the guy.
1618
01:14:12,535 --> 01:14:13,666
Yes.
1619
01:14:16,669 --> 01:14:17,975
Stay.
1620
01:14:55,795 --> 01:14:57,275
Guess who.
1621
01:14:57,318 --> 01:14:59,407
A football salesman.
1622
01:14:59,451 --> 01:15:01,758
No, it's me.
1623
01:15:01,801 --> 01:15:02,933
It's Vicki.
1624
01:15:02,976 --> 01:15:04,195
Hi, Vicki.
1625
01:15:04,238 --> 01:15:05,283
Hi, Trotter.
1626
01:15:05,326 --> 01:15:06,632
What are you
doing here?
1627
01:15:06,676 --> 01:15:10,201
Nothing. What are yougoing to do, Trotter?
1628
01:15:10,244 --> 01:15:12,899
I don't know.
1629
01:15:12,943 --> 01:15:14,205
Where's your friend?
1630
01:15:14,248 --> 01:15:15,859
Who, Bernie?
1631
01:15:15,902 --> 01:15:18,949
You know, you can
do better than that.
1632
01:15:18,992 --> 01:15:21,908
A girl's got to decidewhat's important--
1633
01:15:21,952 --> 01:15:23,736
Money or love.
1634
01:15:23,780 --> 01:15:25,782
No one's givinganything away.
1635
01:15:25,825 --> 01:15:27,566
Bernie hasa lot of money,
1636
01:15:27,610 --> 01:15:30,047
which cancome in handy sometimes.
1637
01:15:30,090 --> 01:15:31,396
You're a wonderful girl.
1638
01:15:31,439 --> 01:15:33,703
Thank you, Trotter.
1639
01:15:35,748 --> 01:15:39,012
I'm gettinga little nervous now.
1640
01:15:39,056 --> 01:15:41,624
I was just thinkingI'd come down
1641
01:15:41,667 --> 01:15:43,800
and ask youto go to bed with me
1642
01:15:43,843 --> 01:15:48,021
'cause I thinkyou're kind of funny.
1643
01:15:48,065 --> 01:15:50,720
Am I having
a good day or what?
1644
01:15:50,763 --> 01:15:51,764
Vicki.
1645
01:15:51,808 --> 01:15:52,809
What?
1646
01:15:52,852 --> 01:15:53,897
Thank you.
1647
01:15:53,940 --> 01:15:55,202
You're welcome.
1648
01:15:55,246 --> 01:15:58,510
From the bottom
of my heart,
thank you.
1649
01:15:58,554 --> 01:16:01,600
But I'm in love
with my wife.
1650
01:16:01,644 --> 01:16:03,950
Oh...
1651
01:16:03,994 --> 01:16:05,343
well...
1652
01:16:05,386 --> 01:16:07,737
I just thoughtI'd ask, that's all.
1653
01:16:07,780 --> 01:16:09,739
What is it they say?
1654
01:16:09,782 --> 01:16:13,569
"Nothing ventured,nothing...ventured."
1655
01:16:23,666 --> 01:16:26,146
Ah, here's Trotter.
1656
01:16:26,190 --> 01:16:27,931
Hi.
1657
01:16:27,974 --> 01:16:29,846
What are yougoing to do?
1658
01:16:29,889 --> 01:16:32,022
I know what he's
not going to do.
1659
01:16:34,328 --> 01:16:36,374
What are yougoing to do?
1660
01:16:36,417 --> 01:16:37,505
I don't know.
1661
01:16:37,549 --> 01:16:38,985
Are you bettingon this race?
1662
01:16:40,247 --> 01:16:41,945
I don't know.
1663
01:16:47,254 --> 01:16:48,908
Whatever you do,
1664
01:16:48,952 --> 01:16:49,996
don't bet on that horse.
1665
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:51,650
Why not?
1666
01:16:51,694 --> 01:16:53,652
Something's wrongwith its eyes.
1667
01:16:53,696 --> 01:16:56,655
How can they racea horse like that?
1668
01:17:22,202 --> 01:17:24,465
Let me
get this straight.
1669
01:17:24,509 --> 01:17:28,252
Whatever I do,
don't bet this horse.
1670
01:17:32,735 --> 01:17:34,737
Looney, Vicki.
Vicki, Looney.
1671
01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:36,303
Nice to meet you.
1672
01:17:44,268 --> 01:17:45,704
I may faint.
1673
01:17:45,748 --> 01:17:47,097
Don't worry.
1674
01:17:47,140 --> 01:17:49,403
We got fullmedical coverage.
1675
01:17:49,447 --> 01:17:50,753
I'll be OK.
1676
01:17:54,365 --> 01:17:56,933
Let it ride.
1677
01:17:56,976 --> 01:17:59,718
Is it all there?
1678
01:17:59,762 --> 01:18:01,720
I spent some
on the little woman,
1679
01:18:01,764 --> 01:18:04,331
but it's all there.
1680
01:18:04,375 --> 01:18:05,681
There are all kindsof balls.
1681
01:18:05,724 --> 01:18:06,943
One of his
is crystal.
1682
01:18:12,296 --> 01:18:15,342
I--I can't give you$50 win tickets.
1683
01:18:15,386 --> 01:18:16,779
That's over 1,300win tickets.
1684
01:18:16,822 --> 01:18:18,345
It'll jam the machine.
1685
01:18:18,389 --> 01:18:20,043
We'll be heretill Christmas.
1686
01:18:23,220 --> 01:18:25,004
The counting room.
1687
01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:44,545
Right. Now, I'll
issue you a receipt
1688
01:18:44,589 --> 01:18:46,069
to the value
of your wager,
1689
01:18:46,112 --> 01:18:47,723
which is $68,000,
1690
01:18:47,766 --> 01:18:49,725
on the number
2 horse,
1691
01:18:49,768 --> 01:18:51,988
which is called...
Hot-to-Trot.
1692
01:18:52,031 --> 01:18:53,554
Should you lose
this receipt--
1693
01:18:53,598 --> 01:18:55,731
He's not going
to lose his receipt.
1694
01:18:55,774 --> 01:18:58,211
Right. Your bet will
immediately be routed
1695
01:18:58,255 --> 01:18:59,735
through the computer
1696
01:18:59,778 --> 01:19:01,737
that adjusts the odds
on the tote board.
1697
01:19:01,780 --> 01:19:03,739
Hot-to-Trot's sitting
at 40-to-1, but...
1698
01:19:03,782 --> 01:19:06,219
a wager this size
will knock it down
1699
01:19:06,263 --> 01:19:08,961
to...maybe 8-to-1.
1700
01:19:09,005 --> 01:19:11,529
I must say,
you're very calm.
1701
01:19:11,572 --> 01:19:13,400
Most guys come in here,
1702
01:19:13,444 --> 01:19:16,186
they're ready to gnaw
the legs off the tables.
1703
01:19:16,229 --> 01:19:18,710
Well, that's 'causeI'm going to win.
1704
01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:20,407
You're a wonderful guy.
1705
01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:23,410
What a guy.
1706
01:19:29,112 --> 01:19:30,983
Some coke dealer
went nuts again.
1707
01:19:31,027 --> 01:19:32,463
Heavy bettor.
Make room.
1708
01:19:32,506 --> 01:19:34,770
Heavy bettor.
Heavy--hey!
1709
01:19:37,555 --> 01:19:39,687
Who do you like,
Evangeline?
1710
01:19:39,731 --> 01:19:43,474
I am going to betall 200 of my dollars
1711
01:19:43,517 --> 01:19:45,737
on the 4 horse,Stargazer, to show.
1712
01:19:45,781 --> 01:19:46,869
Of course
I couldlose.
1713
01:19:46,912 --> 01:19:47,913
Stay calm.
1714
01:19:47,957 --> 01:19:49,567
What if I lost?
1715
01:19:49,610 --> 01:19:53,092
OK, OK.
Come on, Trotter.
It doesn't matter.
1716
01:19:53,136 --> 01:19:55,660
I had a lobster,
some drinks,
1717
01:19:55,703 --> 01:19:57,618
bought my wife
a diamond necklace.
1718
01:19:57,662 --> 01:19:59,142
I'm OK. I'm OK.
1719
01:19:59,185 --> 01:20:00,752
I settled
Looney's tab,
1720
01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:03,755
made a few friends
like you and Vicki,
1721
01:20:03,799 --> 01:20:05,235
the ticket seller--
1722
01:20:05,278 --> 01:20:09,108
Can't put
a price tag
on a day like that.
1723
01:20:09,152 --> 01:20:11,458
Got some money
for a ride home
1724
01:20:11,502 --> 01:20:14,374
and dinner out
somewhere if I lose.
1725
01:20:14,418 --> 01:20:17,856
But if I win,
Reardon, if I win...
1726
01:20:23,949 --> 01:20:27,257
Trotter, I was gettingworried about you.
1727
01:20:27,300 --> 01:20:29,259
I bet 20
on the favorite.
1728
01:20:32,262 --> 01:20:35,700
I put every penny
on the number 2 horse,
1729
01:20:35,743 --> 01:20:37,702
Hot-to-Trot.
1730
01:20:37,745 --> 01:20:40,531
When the oddswent 8-1, I knew it.
1731
01:20:40,574 --> 01:20:42,446
He pissed itall away!
1732
01:20:42,489 --> 01:20:44,578
Yay!
Yay!
1733
01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:56,199
May the best horse win.
1734
01:20:56,242 --> 01:20:57,461
The 2 horse!
1735
01:21:02,770 --> 01:21:05,034
The 2 horse was limping
1736
01:21:05,077 --> 01:21:06,209
coming outof the gate!
1737
01:21:06,252 --> 01:21:08,428
Shut up, you
pessimistic jinx!
1738
01:21:08,472 --> 01:21:10,126
I can't see!I'm going blind!
1739
01:21:12,955 --> 01:21:15,000
Run, you
son of a bitch!
1740
01:21:15,044 --> 01:21:16,828
Come on, Hot-to-Trot!
1741
01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:21,615
Please,
I swear I'll stop!
1742
01:21:21,659 --> 01:21:23,574
I always swear to GodI'll quit smoking.
1743
01:21:23,617 --> 01:21:24,749
I don't think so.
1744
01:21:24,792 --> 01:21:26,577
I bet you sworesomething secretly.
1745
01:21:26,620 --> 01:21:29,493
Who do you think
you are, Jimmy Swaggart?
1746
01:21:29,536 --> 01:21:31,495
This is a horse race!
1747
01:21:31,538 --> 01:21:33,149
It doesn't workthat way!
1748
01:21:33,192 --> 01:21:34,454
If my horse loses,
1749
01:21:34,498 --> 01:21:36,326
I'll wring
your chicken neck!
1750
01:21:39,155 --> 01:21:40,373
I can't see
the 2 horse!
1751
01:21:46,858 --> 01:21:48,207
What do you see?
1752
01:21:48,251 --> 01:21:49,252
Come on!
1753
01:21:49,295 --> 01:21:51,254
Your horse
is on the outside.
1754
01:21:51,297 --> 01:21:52,516
Stay on the track!
1755
01:21:52,559 --> 01:21:54,257
The horsecan't hear you!
1756
01:21:59,218 --> 01:22:00,872
Come on, Stargazer,
move it!
1757
01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:02,004
Move it!
1758
01:22:02,047 --> 01:22:03,483
Just make her lose.
1759
01:22:03,527 --> 01:22:05,311
I'll give up
my smut collection.
1760
01:22:09,707 --> 01:22:12,275
Hey, there's two horses
pulling away.
1761
01:22:12,318 --> 01:22:13,711
One of them's yours.
1762
01:22:13,754 --> 01:22:16,670
More ground to cover.
1763
01:22:18,846 --> 01:22:20,979
I'll leave Bernie.
1764
01:22:21,023 --> 01:22:22,938
Pure love
from now on.
1765
01:22:22,981 --> 01:22:26,115
I'll go for some poor guy
with nothing.
1766
01:22:29,988 --> 01:22:31,381
Let him have it.
1767
01:22:31,424 --> 01:22:33,687
I don't care
about the lousy 200.
1768
01:22:33,731 --> 01:22:34,906
Marry me?
1769
01:22:43,523 --> 01:22:44,742
Come on, now!
1770
01:22:48,050 --> 01:22:49,312
Aah!
1771
01:22:56,406 --> 01:22:57,842
Whoa. They'repecker to pecker.
1772
01:22:57,885 --> 01:22:59,148
Who?
1773
01:22:59,191 --> 01:23:00,627
It's Stargazer
on the inside...
1774
01:23:00,671 --> 01:23:03,282
Come on, 2! Please!
1775
01:23:05,415 --> 01:23:08,157
You can't shinea flashlight between them!
1776
01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:10,986
It's Stargazer
on the outside...
1777
01:23:11,029 --> 01:23:12,378
I'm getting something.
1778
01:23:12,422 --> 01:23:14,424
Lord, give that punk
a break.
1779
01:23:14,467 --> 01:23:17,079
It's the 2.It's the 2. Come on, 2!
1780
01:23:19,690 --> 01:23:20,691
2!
1781
01:23:20,734 --> 01:23:21,866
2, 2!
1782
01:23:21,909 --> 01:23:22,998
You can do it!
1783
01:23:23,041 --> 01:23:24,738
Yes. Yes.
1784
01:23:35,488 --> 01:23:37,055
I got it.
1785
01:23:57,641 --> 01:24:00,513
Stargazer just in front,
1786
01:24:00,557 --> 01:24:03,995
but Hot-to-Trot's
coming in on the outside.
1787
01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:06,780
Hot-to-Trot
or Stargazer.
1788
01:24:06,824 --> 01:24:10,088
And at the wire it's...
My God.
1789
01:24:11,307 --> 01:24:13,091
Were did My God
come from?
1790
01:24:13,135 --> 01:24:16,703
Oh, man,I'm glad I'm poor
1791
01:24:16,747 --> 01:24:19,184
and don't have to worryabout finishes like that!
1792
01:24:19,228 --> 01:24:21,360
I knew it.
1793
01:24:21,404 --> 01:24:22,840
I knew it.
1794
01:24:22,883 --> 01:24:25,190
What the helldid he know?
1795
01:24:25,234 --> 01:24:26,844
Weknew it.
1796
01:24:26,887 --> 01:24:29,238
Wouldn't it be hellif that horsegot disqualified
1797
01:24:29,281 --> 01:24:31,588
for bumpingor something?
1798
01:24:35,244 --> 01:24:38,203
I knew it.
1799
01:24:38,247 --> 01:24:39,422
Pardon me.
1800
01:24:41,250 --> 01:24:43,295
Sorry. Excuse me.
1801
01:24:49,258 --> 01:24:50,563
Thank you, sweetheart.
1802
01:24:50,607 --> 01:24:53,044
That was reallyvery sweet, honey.
1803
01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:54,132
And this.
1804
01:24:54,176 --> 01:24:55,481
Ah.
1805
01:24:58,919 --> 01:25:01,270
I bet it all, honey.
1806
01:25:01,313 --> 01:25:03,185
I let it all ride.
1807
01:25:03,228 --> 01:25:04,838
It's only money.
1808
01:25:06,536 --> 01:25:09,321
Let the guy have it,
will you?
1809
01:25:09,365 --> 01:25:11,236
He's a sweet
little fellow.
1810
01:25:11,280 --> 01:25:14,152
Winner of the 10th race,
number 2.
1811
01:25:15,588 --> 01:25:18,330
Why are they cheering?
1812
01:25:18,374 --> 01:25:21,594
Because I'm having
a very good day.
1813
01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:34,738
♪ I got the horse
Right here ♪
1814
01:25:34,781 --> 01:25:36,696
♪ The name is Paul Revere
1815
01:25:36,740 --> 01:25:39,960
♪ And here's a guy that says
If the weather's clear ♪
1816
01:25:40,004 --> 01:25:43,050
♪ Can do, can do
1817
01:25:43,094 --> 01:25:46,228
♪ This guy says the horse
Can do ♪
1818
01:25:46,271 --> 01:25:48,230
♪ I'm takin'
Valentine ♪
1819
01:25:48,273 --> 01:25:49,883
♪ 'Cause on
The mornin' line ♪
1820
01:25:49,927 --> 01:25:53,191
♪ The guy
Has got him figured
At 5-to-9 ♪
1821
01:25:53,235 --> 01:25:54,975
♪ I'm takin' Epitaph
1822
01:25:55,019 --> 01:25:56,716
♪ He wins itBy a half ♪
1823
01:25:56,760 --> 01:25:59,980
♪ Accordin' to this hereIn the Telegraph ♪
1824
01:26:00,024 --> 01:26:01,895
♪ But just a minute, boys
1825
01:26:01,939 --> 01:26:03,506
♪ I got some feedbox noise
1826
01:26:03,549 --> 01:26:06,639
♪ It says the great-grandfather
Was Equipoise ♪
1827
01:26:06,683 --> 01:26:08,337
♪ I tell you
Paul Revere ♪
1828
01:26:08,380 --> 01:26:10,165
♪ Now, this is
No bum steer ♪
1829
01:26:10,208 --> 01:26:13,429
♪ It's from a
Handicapper that's
Real sincere ♪
1830
01:26:13,472 --> 01:26:16,736
♪ So make it Epitaph,He wins it by a half ♪
1831
01:26:16,780 --> 01:26:20,305
♪ According to this hereIn the Telegraph... ♪♪
1832
01:26:20,349 --> 01:26:24,091
♪ There's a perfect time
When you're temptin' fate ♪
1833
01:26:25,484 --> 01:26:28,879
♪ And you lay
Your money down ♪
1834
01:26:28,922 --> 01:26:30,924
♪ When you
Cross the line ♪
1835
01:26:30,968 --> 01:26:33,884
♪ To another place
1836
01:26:33,927 --> 01:26:39,498
♪ Comes a time when you've
Got to let it ride ♪
1837
01:26:43,763 --> 01:26:45,765
♪ Mm-mmm
1838
01:26:47,854 --> 01:26:50,553
♪ Oh, yeah
1839
01:26:50,596 --> 01:26:52,990
♪ A victim of circumstance
1840
01:26:53,033 --> 01:26:55,253
♪ Or a master of fate
1841
01:26:59,388 --> 01:27:01,390
♪ When it comes
To takin' a chance ♪
1842
01:27:01,433 --> 01:27:03,957
♪ It's never too late
1843
01:27:05,872 --> 01:27:07,831
♪ Hearts on fire
1844
01:27:09,311 --> 01:27:11,835
♪ You got to
Make it through ♪
1845
01:27:13,924 --> 01:27:16,622
♪ And at the wire
1846
01:27:18,058 --> 01:27:20,757
♪ You win or lose
1847
01:27:22,976 --> 01:27:28,286
♪ There's a perfect time
When you're temptin' fate ♪
1848
01:27:28,330 --> 01:27:31,246
♪ And you lay
Your money down ♪
1849
01:27:31,289 --> 01:27:36,729
♪ When you cross the line
To another place ♪
1850
01:27:36,773 --> 01:27:41,647
♪ Comes a time when you've
Got to let it ride ♪
1851
01:27:46,565 --> 01:27:48,393
♪ Mm-mmm
1852
01:27:50,917 --> 01:27:52,832
♪ Oh, yeah... ♪
1853
01:27:57,272 --> 01:28:00,187
♪ You can take me
To the cleaners ♪
1854
01:28:00,231 --> 01:28:02,712
♪ Where I lay
My money down ♪
1855
01:28:02,755 --> 01:28:08,108
♪ You can take me
To the races again ♪
1856
01:28:08,152 --> 01:28:10,807
♪ These are hard times
For a bettin' man ♪
1857
01:28:10,850 --> 01:28:13,157
♪ But this is
A sure thing ♪
1858
01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:14,941
♪ You better listen
1859
01:28:14,985 --> 01:28:18,075
♪ When the voice inside
Your head begins to call ♪
1860
01:28:18,118 --> 01:28:20,556
♪ 'Cause money talks
1861
01:28:23,080 --> 01:28:25,648
♪ Mmm, money talks
1862
01:28:28,999 --> 01:28:31,915
♪ As it all
Goes spinnin' round ♪
1863
01:28:31,958 --> 01:28:34,396
♪ Keep your feet
Upon the ground ♪
1864
01:28:34,439 --> 01:28:35,875
♪ Money talks
1865
01:28:39,096 --> 01:28:41,620
♪ Mmm, money talks
1866
01:28:44,101 --> 01:28:47,060
♪ Mmm, money talks
1867
01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:52,065
♪ Money talks
1868
01:28:55,112 --> 01:28:58,376
♪ Well, there's a fine line
Between reality ♪
1869
01:28:58,420 --> 01:29:00,726
♪ And a vision in a dream
1870
01:29:00,770 --> 01:29:05,731
♪ Who knows which one
Is the truth ♪
1871
01:29:05,775 --> 01:29:09,169
♪ It's a hard life
For the other half ♪
1872
01:29:09,213 --> 01:29:11,128
♪ Who can't see
What it means ♪
1873
01:29:11,171 --> 01:29:12,956
♪ You better listen
1874
01:29:12,999 --> 01:29:16,002
♪ When the man inside your
Heart begins to call ♪
1875
01:29:16,046 --> 01:29:18,091
♪ 'Cause money talks
1876
01:29:20,703 --> 01:29:23,793
♪ Mmm, money talks
1877
01:29:27,231 --> 01:29:29,407
♪ As it all comes
Crashin' down ♪
1878
01:29:29,451 --> 01:29:32,018
♪ You keep your feet
Upon the ground ♪
1879
01:29:32,062 --> 01:29:35,152
♪ 'Cause money talks ♪
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