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T.G.I.F. and there's smog in the basin, 12 00:01:04,359 --> 00:01:09,428 traffic on the freeway, crime on the streets, music all day long at KGYS. 13 00:01:09,430 --> 00:01:13,298 It's 7:47 baby, that's a good time to fly. 14 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:14,666 Can you dig it? 15 00:01:26,679 --> 00:01:30,013 Hey, get right tonight. Tonight's the night. 16 00:01:30,015 --> 00:01:33,049 J.B.'s Disco Dance and Show, live at 17 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:37,521 Howard's Grand Casino Music Hall and Rib Shack and you can be there! 18 00:01:37,523 --> 00:01:39,489 Or be square! 19 00:01:39,491 --> 00:01:41,290 Now, there are only three pair of tickets left 20 00:01:41,292 --> 00:01:44,293 and I got 'em right here in my hot little hand 21 00:01:44,295 --> 00:01:47,629 and I'm gonna give 'em away today! 22 00:01:47,631 --> 00:01:50,732 'Cause they ain't no good tomorrow, 23 00:01:50,734 --> 00:01:52,533 so when you hear this sound... 24 00:01:52,535 --> 00:01:54,968 MAN: Disco dance! 25 00:01:54,970 --> 00:01:59,739 DISC JOCKEY: Get on the phone and call J.B. at 5-5-5 KGYS. 26 00:01:59,741 --> 00:02:03,342 And if you name the tune, two of those tickets can be yours. 27 00:02:03,344 --> 00:02:07,379 Remember now, that's 5-5-5 KGYS. 28 00:02:07,381 --> 00:02:10,915 The eagle flies today, payday! Ooh! Listen to that eagle scream. 29 00:02:10,917 --> 00:02:12,616 Don't fold it, I wanna hold it. 30 00:02:12,618 --> 00:02:14,852 Money don't buy no love, honey, 31 00:02:14,853 --> 00:02:17,087 but it gets you the best low calorie substitute. 32 00:02:17,089 --> 00:02:19,622 We'll be right back with you after this station identification. 33 00:02:19,624 --> 00:02:21,490 Hey, peace, Lonnie. How you be, man? 34 00:02:21,492 --> 00:02:23,325 All right. I heard that. 35 00:02:23,327 --> 00:02:24,359 (CHUCKLES) 36 00:02:33,703 --> 00:02:36,870 (OVER RADIO) Good morning. This is Billy Bass and this is the news. 37 00:02:36,872 --> 00:02:40,506 In Washington a new scandal as Congressional investigators 38 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:43,342 probed into the rumors of male Congressional Aides 39 00:02:43,344 --> 00:02:47,612 being hired by male Congressmen in exchange for sexual favors. 40 00:02:47,614 --> 00:02:50,115 This will never do, honey. 41 00:02:50,116 --> 00:02:52,617 Here in Los Angeles, Gay Activist spokesman, Harry Twig, 42 00:02:52,619 --> 00:02:55,653 issued a statement applauding the alleged violation 43 00:02:55,655 --> 00:02:57,421 of the ethics committee rules, 44 00:02:57,423 --> 00:03:00,957 after an extended filibuster in a special caucus. 45 00:03:00,959 --> 00:03:02,858 A Southern Senior Committee Member 46 00:03:02,860 --> 00:03:05,727 replied that he had no objection to homosexuals 47 00:03:05,729 --> 00:03:07,762 as long as they stayed in their place. 48 00:03:09,465 --> 00:03:10,864 (WHOOPING) 49 00:03:10,866 --> 00:03:12,432 Move, will you? Get outta the way! 50 00:03:12,434 --> 00:03:13,566 (CONTINUOUS HONKING) Hey, hey! 51 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:14,900 (SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 52 00:03:18,772 --> 00:03:19,937 (TIRES SCREECHING) 53 00:03:26,379 --> 00:03:27,911 Listen, you don't... 54 00:03:27,913 --> 00:03:29,679 You don't know what you have to do with Lonnie. 55 00:03:29,681 --> 00:03:31,080 Girl, you're crazy! You're very confused. 56 00:03:31,082 --> 00:03:32,515 Just shut up! 57 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:33,949 Don't tell me to shut up! Just shut up, okay? 58 00:03:33,951 --> 00:03:35,684 Don't tell me to shut up! 59 00:03:36,486 --> 00:03:37,718 You shut up! 60 00:03:44,559 --> 00:03:46,892 Hey, Otis, is, uh, Mona here? 61 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:50,794 She's late again as usual, T.C. 62 00:03:53,865 --> 00:03:55,998 All right, all right, all right. 63 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,033 Huh? What? 64 00:03:58,035 --> 00:03:59,734 Today we got the Big Three. 65 00:03:59,736 --> 00:04:01,636 Yeah? Yeah. 66 00:04:01,637 --> 00:04:03,537 Uh, the baseball pool, the fight and the jai alai. 67 00:04:03,539 --> 00:04:04,838 All right. Jai alai? 68 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,439 Yeah. They're playing jai alai in Tijuana. 69 00:04:06,441 --> 00:04:08,707 I thought that was a dance. A dance? 70 00:04:08,709 --> 00:04:11,009 Hey, I'm gonna bet two dollars on the fight. 71 00:04:11,011 --> 00:04:12,176 On the fight? Yes, sir. 72 00:04:12,178 --> 00:04:14,711 All right. Up tight! Outta sight! 73 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:17,081 Stand and deliver, honey. 74 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:18,615 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 75 00:04:19,584 --> 00:04:22,184 Sweet sexy thing! 76 00:04:22,186 --> 00:04:23,952 Watch it, here comes Ann Margaret. 77 00:04:23,954 --> 00:04:25,420 Keep an eye on your zippers. 78 00:04:25,422 --> 00:04:27,989 (LAUGHING) 79 00:04:27,991 --> 00:04:29,957 One thing you can be sure of, Hippo, 80 00:04:29,959 --> 00:04:31,725 is when I'm around your body is safe. 81 00:04:31,727 --> 00:04:33,126 (ALL WHOOPING) 82 00:04:33,128 --> 00:04:34,527 Hey, Lindy, where's my money? 83 00:04:34,528 --> 00:04:35,927 Slide, you know I ain't got no sweet potatoes today. 84 00:04:37,064 --> 00:04:38,763 Hi, I'm Floyd! 85 00:04:39,899 --> 00:04:41,098 And I'm Lloyd! 86 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:42,499 (ALL CHEERING) 87 00:04:43,869 --> 00:04:45,535 Oh, Hollywood, Hollywood! 88 00:04:46,538 --> 00:04:47,870 Hi, I'm Floyd! 89 00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:49,938 Ho! And I'm Lloyd! 90 00:04:49,940 --> 00:04:52,774 And we're the 'Futuristies'! 91 00:04:52,776 --> 00:04:54,909 ¶ Sittin' by my telephone 92 00:04:54,911 --> 00:04:57,478 ¶ Waitin' for my woman to call 93 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,745 (VOCALIZING) 94 00:05:02,150 --> 00:05:04,650 ¶ I don't know what I did wrong 95 00:05:04,652 --> 00:05:06,685 ¶ I just wish that she would come back home ¶ 96 00:05:06,687 --> 00:05:08,019 (VOCALIZING) 97 00:05:11,125 --> 00:05:12,190 Go! Uh, do it! 98 00:05:13,526 --> 00:05:15,826 Do it! 99 00:05:15,828 --> 00:05:18,861 Oh, do it, aha. Uh, do it. Uh, do it, do it, do it! 100 00:05:20,764 --> 00:05:23,030 All right. 101 00:05:23,032 --> 00:05:24,231 We got an audition for an agent today. 102 00:05:24,233 --> 00:05:25,565 How'd you like our new opening? 103 00:05:25,567 --> 00:05:26,999 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 104 00:05:27,001 --> 00:05:29,835 Lonnie, what'd you think about it? 105 00:05:29,837 --> 00:05:32,137 Well, it's improving. 106 00:05:33,673 --> 00:05:35,539 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 107 00:05:35,541 --> 00:05:37,007 Hey, hey. 108 00:05:37,009 --> 00:05:38,241 LLOYD: I said, no! No! 109 00:05:38,243 --> 00:05:39,842 That's all right. They're fools. 110 00:05:39,844 --> 00:05:41,543 They don't know! They don't know! 111 00:05:43,547 --> 00:05:44,946 (ALL WHISTLING) 112 00:05:50,953 --> 00:05:53,553 Well, kiss my grits! 113 00:05:53,555 --> 00:05:56,122 Aw, try it for the night. 114 00:05:56,124 --> 00:05:57,990 What's the matter, man, you goin' to a funeral? 115 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:03,729 Carry on, honey. Ritzy Titsie! 116 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:05,797 You know, somebody around here gotta have a little class. 117 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,565 BOTH: Ooh, little is right! 118 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:09,033 (GUFFAWING) 119 00:06:12,638 --> 00:06:14,238 MAN: (ON RADIO) ...In our policy after victory 120 00:06:14,239 --> 00:06:15,839 in the war resistance against Japan... 121 00:06:15,841 --> 00:06:17,273 Will you just put that stuff away, Irwin? 122 00:06:17,275 --> 00:06:19,008 August 15, 1945 from the selective... 123 00:06:19,010 --> 00:06:21,810 I heard you! I heard you! I heard you already, damn it! 124 00:06:24,214 --> 00:06:25,680 Good morning, Mr. B. 125 00:06:25,682 --> 00:06:26,947 Morning, Snapper. 126 00:06:28,583 --> 00:06:29,815 Good morning, Mr. B., how are you? 127 00:06:29,817 --> 00:06:31,116 Lonnie! Irwin! 128 00:06:32,586 --> 00:06:34,218 Come on, Irwin! Irwin! 129 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:37,820 Hey, Irwin. Hey, Lonnie. 130 00:06:37,822 --> 00:06:38,954 How you doin'? 131 00:06:41,191 --> 00:06:43,724 SNAPPER: Irwin, how you doin', Irwin? 132 00:06:43,726 --> 00:06:45,258 Hey, baby, what's happening? 133 00:06:45,260 --> 00:06:47,860 Aw, man. 134 00:06:47,862 --> 00:06:50,095 I don't think I know that one. 135 00:06:50,097 --> 00:06:52,030 Hey, lay back, baby. 136 00:06:52,032 --> 00:06:53,564 I catch you later. 137 00:06:57,103 --> 00:07:00,871 CHUCO: Hey, T.C., I ain't heard nothin' about the Fly in a long time, man. 138 00:07:00,873 --> 00:07:02,806 Way it is with the Fly, brother. 139 00:07:02,808 --> 00:07:04,841 He just lays back, man, and he just checks the buzz... 140 00:07:04,843 --> 00:07:06,642 (WHOOPING) 141 00:07:06,644 --> 00:07:08,110 Hear the cry. Whoo! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? 142 00:07:08,112 --> 00:07:09,978 No, dude, it's the Fly! 143 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:12,046 All right. Man. 144 00:07:12,048 --> 00:07:14,148 All right. 145 00:07:14,150 --> 00:07:17,217 Check this out! Check this out! You ain't seen nothin' yet. 146 00:07:17,219 --> 00:07:18,618 Whoa! 147 00:07:18,620 --> 00:07:19,986 (ALL LAUGHING) 148 00:07:19,988 --> 00:07:21,821 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 149 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:28,193 Put your heart in my hands, honey. 150 00:07:29,930 --> 00:07:31,696 Look out, Mr. Clean! 151 00:07:31,698 --> 00:07:34,065 Now, hear this! 152 00:07:34,067 --> 00:07:37,668 I believe it is exactly two minutes eleven seconds to opening. 153 00:07:49,582 --> 00:07:50,948 (ALL CACKLING) 154 00:07:57,322 --> 00:07:58,754 Thank you. Keep the change. 155 00:08:01,625 --> 00:08:03,925 You probably noticed I ain't got nothin' against you people. 156 00:08:03,927 --> 00:08:05,660 I ain't got nothin' against you people. 157 00:08:05,662 --> 00:08:07,995 I ain't got nothin' against any people. 158 00:08:07,997 --> 00:08:10,263 That's what I think we need is more love in the world. 159 00:08:10,265 --> 00:08:13,232 I don't know about marriage and I don't know if I'd go that far 160 00:08:13,234 --> 00:08:15,867 but, uh, I believe in the lunch counter thing. 161 00:08:15,869 --> 00:08:17,802 I think, if a guy wants to be able to get somethin' to eat, 162 00:08:17,804 --> 00:08:19,871 he oughta be able to get somethin' to eat, you know. 163 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:23,140 Come on, let's move it up there! 164 00:08:23,142 --> 00:08:25,208 (HONKING) What is this? A Mobil Gas Economy Run? 165 00:08:25,210 --> 00:08:29,145 Come on, what's goin' on out there? Bunch of bastards! 166 00:08:29,147 --> 00:08:31,447 (CONTINUOUS HONKING) Move it! 167 00:08:31,449 --> 00:08:34,216 Yeah, you're probably wonderin' why I even picked you up 168 00:08:34,218 --> 00:08:35,717 in the first place, huh? 169 00:08:35,719 --> 00:08:37,018 Lotta guys are scared. 170 00:08:37,020 --> 00:08:38,786 Ah, they're scared of gettin' ripped off, 171 00:08:38,788 --> 00:08:40,854 they're scared they're gonna get beat outta their fares. 172 00:08:40,856 --> 00:08:42,422 MAN: (ON RADIO) A KGYS public health service announcement. 173 00:08:42,424 --> 00:08:43,957 Hi, Leon. 174 00:08:43,959 --> 00:08:46,059 Remember, cancer cures smoking. 175 00:08:46,061 --> 00:08:48,061 Watch it, Marsha. 176 00:08:48,063 --> 00:08:50,463 My son's here today. Oh, okay. 177 00:08:50,465 --> 00:08:52,398 I used to drive a gypsy cab in New York. 178 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,466 Know what a gypsy cab is? 179 00:08:54,468 --> 00:08:56,501 Gypsy cab will go to Harlem. 180 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:58,970 Gypsy cab will go to Puerto Rican neighborhood. 181 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,471 That's what it is. 182 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:02,239 We used to have a slogan on the side of the gypsy cab. 183 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:04,774 Kinda funny now that I'm workin' with the Yellow Cabs. 184 00:09:04,776 --> 00:09:09,044 And the slogan used to be, "We will go anywhere we are not yellow!" 185 00:09:09,046 --> 00:09:11,413 (CHUCKLES) Get it? We are not yellow! 186 00:09:11,415 --> 00:09:14,015 That's no kind of slur on the Chinese or anything like that. 187 00:09:14,017 --> 00:09:16,751 But I ain't afraid, uh, because I trust people. 188 00:09:16,753 --> 00:09:18,986 I trust people because I like 'em, you know? 189 00:09:19,989 --> 00:09:21,421 Come on, you bastards! 190 00:09:21,423 --> 00:09:23,156 (HONKING) 191 00:09:23,158 --> 00:09:25,324 Come on! I could tell from a block away that you was honest. 192 00:09:25,326 --> 00:09:27,326 I could tell by your eyes. 193 00:09:27,328 --> 00:09:31,263 Well, not the eyes, actually, from a block away, but I go by body length. 194 00:09:31,265 --> 00:09:33,898 Just your body length. You got a real honest body. 195 00:09:36,770 --> 00:09:39,487 You bastard! 196 00:09:39,488 --> 00:09:42,205 WOMAN: (ON RADIO) Philadelphia Flyers record run in the women's 100 yard dash 197 00:09:42,208 --> 00:09:44,908 was point five seconds better than Wilma Rudolph's 198 00:09:44,910 --> 00:09:47,043 Olympic record set a decade ago. 199 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:49,378 And in baseball, another record was set 200 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:53,448 when Reggie Jackson hit two consecutive Grand Slam home runs in one inning 201 00:09:53,450 --> 00:09:57,885 to aid in the 16 to one undeniable slaughter of his former teammates. 202 00:09:57,887 --> 00:10:01,488 Now that's what I call swingin' a big bat! 203 00:10:01,490 --> 00:10:04,141 The weather for Los Angeles and vicinity 204 00:10:04,142 --> 00:10:06,793 continued clear and warm, with light smog in the basin. 205 00:10:06,795 --> 00:10:10,196 79 at the airport, 83 downtown 206 00:10:10,198 --> 00:10:14,533 and in KGYS land, watch out Los Angeles, 89 degrees. 207 00:10:14,535 --> 00:10:16,101 (ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 208 00:10:18,105 --> 00:10:20,038 Hey, come on. How about that Reggie Jackson? 209 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,105 Reggie who? 210 00:10:21,107 --> 00:10:22,806 He's a great baseball player. 211 00:10:22,808 --> 00:10:25,041 Honey, baseball is not my game. 212 00:10:25,043 --> 00:10:27,009 Well, do you know about this... 213 00:10:27,011 --> 00:10:29,078 MAN: (ON RADIO) ...Soul support in greater Los Angeles. 214 00:10:29,079 --> 00:10:31,147 Remember now, we're gonna be givin' away tickets 215 00:10:31,149 --> 00:10:34,483 to J.B.'s big Disco Dance and show tonight. 216 00:10:34,485 --> 00:10:38,920 Now, here's a smooth one called, Water. Take a sip. 217 00:10:38,922 --> 00:10:40,154 (SLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 218 00:10:44,326 --> 00:10:46,426 Good morning, Abdullah! 219 00:10:50,031 --> 00:10:51,497 Where were you yesterday, Duane? 220 00:10:54,134 --> 00:10:56,234 And you're late today, Duane. 221 00:10:56,236 --> 00:10:58,002 You better get off of my case, Earl. 222 00:10:58,004 --> 00:11:02,206 And my name is Abdullah Mohammed Akbar, all right? 223 00:11:03,008 --> 00:11:04,440 Mohammed Akbar. 224 00:11:09,346 --> 00:11:10,978 (LAUGHING) 225 00:11:17,118 --> 00:11:19,151 Hey, man, you all right? 226 00:11:21,622 --> 00:11:23,589 Hey, Abullah! No, man! 227 00:11:23,591 --> 00:11:25,457 You got a problem? I mean, you need somethin'? 228 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:29,593 No. 229 00:11:29,595 --> 00:11:31,394 Just wondered if you was all right. 230 00:11:36,234 --> 00:11:37,533 I'm okay, man. 231 00:11:40,037 --> 00:11:43,104 Go to work, I'll be there in a second, okay? 232 00:11:43,106 --> 00:11:44,371 See you outside. 233 00:11:58,253 --> 00:12:01,220 Yeah, uh, excuse me, I realize you don't get to look up very often, 234 00:12:01,222 --> 00:12:04,590 but, uh, did you happen to see a big, tall, black blonde chick? 235 00:12:04,592 --> 00:12:05,991 Uh, big, big, black, blonde chick? 236 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:07,192 Red boots. 237 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:08,593 Long, big, black... 238 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,161 Yeah, black blonde! 239 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,328 No. 240 00:12:14,299 --> 00:12:17,100 Scruggy! What's the matter, man? 241 00:12:17,102 --> 00:12:19,235 You should be feelin' great! 242 00:12:19,237 --> 00:12:22,304 Oh, look, I'm worried about Charlene. 243 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:24,072 I mean, maybe I should call her or somethin'. 244 00:12:24,074 --> 00:12:27,008 You know, I am... Ain't never stayed out all night before. 245 00:12:27,010 --> 00:12:29,643 It's not cool to let a woman take you for granted, man. 246 00:12:29,645 --> 00:12:32,112 Besides, you was terrific last night, huh? 247 00:12:32,114 --> 00:12:33,947 Yeah, well, that's another thing. 248 00:12:33,949 --> 00:12:36,082 I got a burn down there now. 249 00:12:36,084 --> 00:12:37,516 I mean, suppose I caught somethin'. Suppose I got the... 250 00:12:37,518 --> 00:12:39,951 Hey, this ain't funny. 251 00:12:39,953 --> 00:12:42,286 Suppose I got the clap, how am I gonna explain that? 252 00:12:42,288 --> 00:12:45,188 Hey, man, you ain't caught nothin' but a case of the guilts. 253 00:12:45,190 --> 00:12:47,123 Will guilt burn? 254 00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:48,958 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 255 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,293 (ON RADIO) All right, this is J.B. back on the case 256 00:12:51,295 --> 00:12:55,596 with a change of pace with another better than the other. 257 00:12:56,699 --> 00:12:59,266 All right, come on, go man. 258 00:12:59,268 --> 00:13:01,601 Hey, come on, fellas. Hey, come on, what are you doin'? 259 00:13:01,603 --> 00:13:03,269 Hey, come on! 260 00:13:03,271 --> 00:13:06,605 This is KGYS, Los Angeles, the Hip Trip. 261 00:13:06,607 --> 00:13:09,441 Guaranteed to put more dip in your hip, 262 00:13:09,443 --> 00:13:11,576 more glide in your stride. 263 00:13:15,315 --> 00:13:18,582 Now, on the flip side, here's the hottest sound in town. 264 00:13:18,584 --> 00:13:21,117 The coldest sound around. 265 00:13:21,119 --> 00:13:24,687 J.B. the round man of sound, live and in full livin' color. 266 00:13:24,689 --> 00:13:27,489 More pleasure per pound, get down. 267 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:48,509 ¶ You might not ever get rich 268 00:13:48,511 --> 00:13:51,445 ¶ But let me tell ya it's better than diggin' a ditch. 269 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:56,349 ¶ There ain't no tellin' who ya might meet 270 00:13:56,351 --> 00:14:00,319 ¶ A movie star or maybe even an Indian Chief 271 00:14:00,321 --> 00:14:02,120 ¶ Working at the car wash 272 00:14:04,023 --> 00:14:07,392 ¶ Workin' at the car wash, yeah 273 00:14:07,394 --> 00:14:11,062 ¶ Come on and sing it with me car wash 274 00:14:11,064 --> 00:14:14,531 ¶ Get with the feelin' y'all car wash, yeah 275 00:14:17,602 --> 00:14:19,702 ¶ Come summer the work gets kinda hard 276 00:14:22,073 --> 00:14:26,075 ¶ This ain't no place to be if ya planned on being a star 277 00:14:26,077 --> 00:14:29,511 ¶ Let me tell you it's always cool 278 00:14:29,513 --> 00:14:33,381 ¶ And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool 279 00:14:37,186 --> 00:14:38,602 ¶ At the car wash 280 00:14:38,603 --> 00:14:40,019 ¶ Talkin' about the car wash, yeah 281 00:14:40,022 --> 00:14:43,289 ¶ Come on, y'all, and sing it for me car wash 282 00:14:46,193 --> 00:14:48,560 ¶ Car wash, yeah 283 00:14:50,263 --> 00:14:52,229 ¶ Work and work 284 00:14:52,231 --> 00:14:54,364 ¶ Well, those cars never seem to stop comin' 285 00:14:54,366 --> 00:14:56,099 ¶ Work and work 286 00:14:56,101 --> 00:14:58,435 ¶ Keep those rags and machines hummin' 287 00:14:58,437 --> 00:14:59,803 ¶ Work and work 288 00:14:59,805 --> 00:15:02,772 ¶ My fingers to the bone 289 00:15:02,774 --> 00:15:06,275 ¶ At five I can't wait 'til it's time to go home 290 00:15:07,511 --> 00:15:10,578 ¶ Hey, get your car washed today 291 00:15:13,215 --> 00:15:15,148 ¶ Fill up and you don't have to pay 292 00:15:16,618 --> 00:15:19,352 ¶ Come on and give us a play 293 00:15:19,354 --> 00:15:21,754 ¶ Get a wash right away 294 00:15:21,756 --> 00:15:25,691 ¶ Car wash Talkin' about the car wash 295 00:15:25,693 --> 00:15:28,060 ¶ Car wash, yeah 296 00:15:28,062 --> 00:15:30,662 ¶ Come on, y'all, and sing it with me car wash 297 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,831 ¶ Sing it with feeling y'all 298 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,232 ¶ Car wash, yeah 299 00:15:38,136 --> 00:15:39,535 ¶ Car wash 300 00:15:39,537 --> 00:15:41,436 ¶ Those cars never seem to stop comin' 301 00:15:41,438 --> 00:15:45,640 ¶ Well, I say keep those rags and machines hummin' 302 00:15:45,642 --> 00:15:47,208 ¶ Car wash 303 00:15:47,210 --> 00:15:50,311 ¶ Let me tell you it's always cool 304 00:15:50,313 --> 00:15:53,648 ¶ And the boss don't mind sometimes if ya act a fool 305 00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:55,249 ¶ At the... ¶ 306 00:15:57,219 --> 00:15:58,851 Say, Mona! Hey, baby, it's me! 307 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,619 T.C., mama. Hey! 308 00:16:08,727 --> 00:16:10,593 You'll like it there, baby, 309 00:16:25,709 --> 00:16:30,311 MAN: (ON RADIO) All right. That is so bad, super smash number three 310 00:16:30,313 --> 00:16:33,614 with a bullet to slow the pace to taste. 311 00:16:33,616 --> 00:16:35,616 Here's a bit of mellow funk. 312 00:16:41,423 --> 00:16:43,322 Lonnie, how are you? 313 00:16:43,324 --> 00:16:44,623 How you doin', Mr. B.? 314 00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:45,658 How's the family? Everybody is all right! 315 00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:47,126 Kids okay? Yeah. 316 00:16:47,128 --> 00:16:49,595 Charlie? Fine! 317 00:16:49,597 --> 00:16:52,664 Hey, Duane? Duane, I wanna talk to you, Duane. 318 00:16:57,437 --> 00:16:59,537 I don't know how many times I gotta tell you this, 319 00:16:59,539 --> 00:17:01,372 my name is Abdullah. 320 00:17:01,374 --> 00:17:04,641 Abdullah! Where was Abdullah yesterday? 321 00:17:06,378 --> 00:17:07,477 Somethin' came up. 322 00:17:07,479 --> 00:17:08,845 Something always comes up! 323 00:17:08,847 --> 00:17:10,530 Something came up three times for... 324 00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:12,214 Yeah, you want these cars washed or don't you? 325 00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:26,595 Here you go! 326 00:17:27,898 --> 00:17:29,230 Looks good! 327 00:17:30,499 --> 00:17:32,766 Good morning! Good morning! 328 00:17:32,768 --> 00:17:35,034 I don't want you to leave here without 329 00:17:35,036 --> 00:17:37,836 realizing what I can do for your car. 330 00:17:37,838 --> 00:17:39,538 Like what? Take over the payments for me? 331 00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:40,839 (BOTH LAUGHING) 332 00:17:41,908 --> 00:17:44,608 And there ain't no black Superman, man. 333 00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:46,610 Dig it, man. I would be the first, Lloyd. 334 00:17:46,612 --> 00:17:49,346 I wouldn't be like Superman, that square sucker, jack man. 335 00:17:49,348 --> 00:17:51,314 I'd be sharp, sharp, sharp, man. 336 00:17:51,316 --> 00:17:52,748 Yeah. 337 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,816 Oh, wow, man I'd have me a bad black cape, man, 338 00:17:54,818 --> 00:17:58,386 a helmet, look like two big eyes, you know, and a brim, man. 339 00:17:58,388 --> 00:17:59,487 You're full of shit! 340 00:17:59,489 --> 00:18:01,622 Oh, come on, Lloyd, 341 00:18:01,624 --> 00:18:05,025 like, well, man, like I just be able to walk up buildings, brother, man! 342 00:18:05,027 --> 00:18:07,594 Hey, and nobody would mess with me, man. 343 00:18:07,596 --> 00:18:10,463 Nobody, man, 'cause like I would be the Fly! 344 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,498 (MIMICS BUZZING) 345 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:15,934 But you still full of shit, though! 346 00:18:15,936 --> 00:18:18,703 You wouldn't talk to me like that if I was the Fly! 347 00:18:18,705 --> 00:18:20,604 Oh, yes I would! 348 00:18:20,606 --> 00:18:23,840 Because then, you'd be full of fly shit! 349 00:18:23,842 --> 00:18:27,376 You know what else, man? There ain't nothin' lower than fly shit! 350 00:18:27,378 --> 00:18:32,081 Not kangaroo shit, elephant shit or chicken shit! 351 00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:34,883 Ain't nothin' lower than fly shit! 352 00:18:35,886 --> 00:18:37,919 (MIMICS BUZZING) 353 00:18:37,921 --> 00:18:39,654 You crazy man, I swear to God, I'll kill you, man, 354 00:18:39,656 --> 00:18:41,589 you ever do that again! 355 00:18:41,591 --> 00:18:44,792 You ever touch my shirt again, I'll kill you! 356 00:18:44,794 --> 00:18:47,561 EARL: It's only four hours, give you the best shine you ever had. 357 00:18:47,563 --> 00:18:48,862 All right, do it! 358 00:18:57,572 --> 00:19:00,472 Look, uh, you didn't, by any chance, happen to see a, uh, 359 00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:02,807 tall, blonde, black girl, did you, around here? 360 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,709 No. No. 361 00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:07,410 Okay, yeah, go ahead, get in! 362 00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:08,944 I'm on my way to see Slide, 363 00:19:09,947 --> 00:19:11,479 play a number. Earl? 364 00:19:11,481 --> 00:19:13,080 Never sucker me with that lame game. 365 00:19:13,082 --> 00:19:14,681 Go lose your money, fool! 366 00:19:15,784 --> 00:19:18,484 Fool? Who you callin' fool? 367 00:19:18,486 --> 00:19:21,487 Say, what makes you think you're so special? 368 00:19:21,489 --> 00:19:23,789 'Cause I'm the nigger who doesn't get wet around here. 369 00:19:23,791 --> 00:19:25,123 I'm the star. 370 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:28,560 Just like me, shine, shine. 371 00:19:28,562 --> 00:19:31,696 Only you stoop a lot lower. 372 00:19:31,698 --> 00:19:33,097 MR. B: (OVER LOUDSPEAKER) Irwin, report to the office. 373 00:19:33,099 --> 00:19:35,449 A lot lower. 374 00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:37,800 Irwin, wherever you are, report to the office. 375 00:19:39,871 --> 00:19:42,404 Did you hear your father, Irwin? 376 00:19:42,406 --> 00:19:43,972 Report to the front office. 377 00:19:45,675 --> 00:19:47,007 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 378 00:19:48,510 --> 00:19:49,809 Dee-Luxe Car Wash! 379 00:19:51,078 --> 00:19:52,811 Hold on, please. 380 00:19:53,847 --> 00:19:56,113 Leon, it's your wife. 381 00:20:06,057 --> 00:20:08,891 Myrna? Uh, yes. 382 00:20:08,893 --> 00:20:10,826 Uh, uh, sure we can talk. 383 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:12,927 Why not? Uh... 384 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:16,930 Yes. 385 00:20:17,532 --> 00:20:18,931 Uh, yes. 386 00:20:20,535 --> 00:20:23,102 Don't do that! Now, don't do that! Put that down! 387 00:20:27,907 --> 00:20:29,539 Nothing! Nothing! 388 00:20:30,775 --> 00:20:32,708 Myrna, is that all, Myrna? 389 00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:34,509 Myrna, I'm busy, Myrna! 390 00:20:34,511 --> 00:20:36,043 The new drapes aren't long enough in the living room. 391 00:20:36,045 --> 00:20:38,078 What does she care how much it costs me? 392 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,646 Oh, poor Leon! 393 00:20:39,648 --> 00:20:41,047 (CLICKING TONGUE) 394 00:20:41,049 --> 00:20:43,682 Watch it! Watch it! My son! My son! 395 00:20:46,753 --> 00:20:49,487 Uh, Irwin, uh, would you come to the office? I wanna talk to you. 396 00:20:49,489 --> 00:20:50,588 (CHUCKLES) 397 00:20:52,491 --> 00:20:55,959 Irwin, uh, I hate to interrupt your summer vacation, 398 00:20:55,961 --> 00:20:58,661 but maybe you can look over last week's receipts, 399 00:20:58,663 --> 00:21:02,197 give us the benefit uh, of what you're learning in Business Management, huh? 400 00:21:02,199 --> 00:21:04,065 Double check my figures, why don't ya? 401 00:21:04,067 --> 00:21:06,500 I wanna work with the men, Dad. 402 00:21:06,502 --> 00:21:07,701 What? 403 00:21:08,603 --> 00:21:11,136 I wanna work with the men! 404 00:21:11,138 --> 00:21:14,974 Listen, Pop, I wanna be one of the working class, 405 00:21:14,976 --> 00:21:17,876 like Mao says, "Workers of the World, unite." 406 00:21:17,878 --> 00:21:20,044 I'm hearing this from a college man? 407 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,946 $20,000 worth of education, 408 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,747 you wanna wash cars? 409 00:21:24,749 --> 00:21:26,882 Listen, Pop. "All work done for the masses..." 410 00:21:26,884 --> 00:21:30,552 And that book again. I don't want to see that book again! 411 00:21:30,554 --> 00:21:31,853 All right, Pop, hang loose! 412 00:21:32,856 --> 00:21:34,555 (SIGHS) 413 00:21:34,557 --> 00:21:37,224 Go ahead! Go ahead! Wash cars! Wash cars! 414 00:21:37,226 --> 00:21:38,625 All right! 415 00:21:40,962 --> 00:21:43,862 J.B.: So, hang in there, 'cause we're makin' it all happen. 416 00:21:43,864 --> 00:21:47,031 J.B. here on KGYS. 417 00:21:47,033 --> 00:21:49,166 Keep that glide in your stride. 418 00:21:49,168 --> 00:21:51,701 It's 10:18 in the A.M. the midmorning hour. 419 00:21:51,703 --> 00:21:53,936 It's 75 out at the ocean, 420 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,737 and the surf reported good from Malibu to Newport Beach, 421 00:21:55,739 --> 00:21:59,040 so this next tune is for all you surfers out there. 422 00:21:59,042 --> 00:21:59,940 Hang Ten! 423 00:22:42,184 --> 00:22:43,950 You all right, Calvin? 424 00:22:43,952 --> 00:22:46,252 Huh? You all right? 425 00:22:46,254 --> 00:22:48,854 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 426 00:22:48,856 --> 00:22:50,055 Didn't I tell you not to skate through here? Now, go on, get outta here. 427 00:22:52,559 --> 00:22:53,758 Calvin, not... Watch out! 428 00:23:01,868 --> 00:23:03,300 FLOYD: Oh, are you here again? 429 00:23:03,302 --> 00:23:04,634 Yeah, that's right! 430 00:23:04,636 --> 00:23:05,801 Ah, go play in the street, Calvin. 431 00:23:05,803 --> 00:23:07,068 Your mama! 432 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:12,006 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 433 00:23:12,008 --> 00:23:13,607 Here's somethin' for you! 434 00:23:15,744 --> 00:23:17,577 Go skate under a truck! 435 00:23:19,814 --> 00:23:21,313 Listen, I'd like to talk to someone 436 00:23:21,315 --> 00:23:23,315 and get some information about a social disease. 437 00:23:25,786 --> 00:23:27,218 Well, I can't right now, I'm working. 438 00:23:28,654 --> 00:23:30,020 Uh-huh. 439 00:23:31,990 --> 00:23:33,055 No. 440 00:23:34,291 --> 00:23:35,290 Not yet. 441 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,625 Well... 442 00:23:40,328 --> 00:23:43,996 Well, it's just kinda hangin' there, lookin' sick, you know? 443 00:23:43,998 --> 00:23:47,632 MAN: (ON RADIO) I know you're diggin' it 'cause I dig playin' it, babe. 444 00:23:49,902 --> 00:23:51,334 Hey, Irwin, you cool? 445 00:23:51,336 --> 00:23:52,802 I'm cool! 446 00:23:57,942 --> 00:23:59,308 Hey, what's happening? 447 00:24:03,981 --> 00:24:05,814 And then after, and then after we... 448 00:24:05,816 --> 00:24:07,982 Looks like the Car Wash heir wants to play in the water. 449 00:24:07,984 --> 00:24:10,684 Mmm! Look at that child! 450 00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:15,087 Hey, brothers, I'm here to unite with you. 451 00:24:15,656 --> 00:24:16,855 Ooh! 452 00:24:16,857 --> 00:24:18,656 Stoned to the tits, honey! 453 00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:21,725 Say, uh, Irwin, Irwin why don't you go 'round there 454 00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:24,894 with Lloyd and Floyd, and work with the steam, huh? 455 00:24:24,896 --> 00:24:26,161 Right! 456 00:24:27,364 --> 00:24:28,696 Go ahead! 457 00:24:33,335 --> 00:24:34,934 (LAUGHING) 458 00:24:43,310 --> 00:24:45,243 I think I better go work with the dryers. 459 00:24:45,245 --> 00:24:46,744 Mmm-hmm. 460 00:24:50,851 --> 00:24:52,817 (GUFFAWING) 461 00:24:52,819 --> 00:24:54,285 (EXCLAIMING) 462 00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:01,658 You got a problem there, boys? 463 00:25:04,329 --> 00:25:07,129 Ooh, man! Far out! 464 00:25:08,199 --> 00:25:09,331 You okay, kid? 465 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,299 Oh, wow! What a trip! 466 00:25:13,336 --> 00:25:15,502 Hey, hey, stop... Stop that horsing around! 467 00:25:18,507 --> 00:25:21,241 All right, stop that foolin' around, Irwin! Irwin! 468 00:25:21,243 --> 00:25:22,475 You better go put on somethin' dry! 469 00:25:22,477 --> 00:25:26,178 MR. B: Wash cars! Come on, wash cars! 470 00:25:26,180 --> 00:25:29,948 Wow, look at that! I'm the first human being to go through the car wash! 471 00:25:29,950 --> 00:25:32,050 Number one! Number one! 472 00:25:37,523 --> 00:25:39,189 Hey, Mr. B.! 473 00:25:40,525 --> 00:25:42,425 Uh, hey, kid, this is no playground, huh? 474 00:25:42,427 --> 00:25:45,027 How come all the other car washes got fancy brushes 475 00:25:45,029 --> 00:25:47,162 and you still wash cars by hand? 476 00:25:47,164 --> 00:25:49,831 That's the feature of this car wash, we do it all by hand. 477 00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:53,167 The personal touch! Can't you read the sign? 478 00:25:53,169 --> 00:25:56,069 I think you're just too cheap to put in machines. 479 00:25:56,071 --> 00:25:58,237 Uh, come on, get outta here, huh? Beat it! Beat it! 480 00:25:58,239 --> 00:25:59,338 (BLOWING RASPBERRIES) 481 00:26:01,475 --> 00:26:05,009 (OVER RADIO) Radio, radio, radio, radio. 482 00:26:05,011 --> 00:26:08,012 WOMAN: Because you wanna keep yourself fresh and feminine 483 00:26:08,014 --> 00:26:10,981 you'll wanna use Wild Flower for personal hygiene. 484 00:26:10,983 --> 00:26:13,149 Wild Flower because it's made for you. 485 00:26:13,151 --> 00:26:15,918 MAN: (LAUGHS) I drink it every day. 486 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,452 Can you dig it? 487 00:26:17,454 --> 00:26:19,921 And, when I do, it makes me go... 488 00:26:19,923 --> 00:26:21,255 (SCREAMS) 489 00:26:21,257 --> 00:26:23,223 (SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 490 00:26:26,194 --> 00:26:27,993 Sorry! 491 00:26:27,995 --> 00:26:29,527 Hey, that's okay, baby! 492 00:26:33,299 --> 00:26:35,166 You're my kind of woman! 493 00:26:37,537 --> 00:26:40,004 Disco dance! 494 00:26:40,006 --> 00:26:43,841 First person to call me at KGYS at 5-5-5, KGYS 495 00:26:43,843 --> 00:26:46,476 and name this song gets to win the first pair of tickets 496 00:26:46,478 --> 00:26:49,412 to J.B.'s Disco Dance and Show, don't you know. 497 00:26:49,414 --> 00:26:52,314 Drop a dime, get on the line. That's 5-5-5, KGYS. 498 00:26:52,316 --> 00:26:54,049 All right! Oh! Gimme, gimme, I ain't got no change. 499 00:26:54,051 --> 00:26:55,250 Call me now. (LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY) 500 00:26:55,252 --> 00:26:57,118 What's that cat lookin' for, man? 501 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:58,352 You mean I ain't got a dime? 502 00:26:58,354 --> 00:27:00,420 JUSTIN: You're kiddin'! He's funny. 503 00:27:00,422 --> 00:27:02,355 We have a winner in Compton. How 'bout that? 504 00:27:02,357 --> 00:27:03,456 He's out of his mind. 505 00:27:18,172 --> 00:27:20,605 Man, I knew the song, didn't have no change. Man. 506 00:27:20,607 --> 00:27:23,007 Quick as a flash, no cash, T.C.! 507 00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:25,275 The next song, T.C. is Swanee River. 508 00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:26,943 Yeah, I never liked you anyway, Slide. 509 00:27:26,945 --> 00:27:28,111 Hey, T.C., you need a dime? 510 00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:29,145 Yeah, thank you, man. 511 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:31,147 I mean, it's on me. 512 00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:34,617 WOMAN: Of course it's busy, it's a beauty salon. Just break in. 513 00:27:34,619 --> 00:27:36,485 Rickie, darling, hold it in for Mommy. 514 00:27:36,487 --> 00:27:38,420 Come on, you can do it. 515 00:27:38,422 --> 00:27:40,121 Now, now if you have to throw up, do it out the window. 516 00:27:40,123 --> 00:27:41,522 Away from the car. 517 00:27:41,524 --> 00:27:43,357 (RETCHING) Operator, this is urgent! 518 00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:46,226 Please, uh, look, if you... If they do come through, 519 00:27:46,228 --> 00:27:47,627 will you please phone me at this number? 520 00:27:47,629 --> 00:27:49,428 It's absolutely urgent that I talk to them. 521 00:27:49,430 --> 00:27:51,430 No, away! Away from the car! 522 00:27:53,634 --> 00:27:55,634 Hippo, you got yourself a customer, honey! 523 00:28:02,075 --> 00:28:03,507 Oh, my God! 524 00:28:05,577 --> 00:28:07,410 It's gonna eat the paint out! 525 00:28:07,412 --> 00:28:11,514 I told you... I told you, for Mommy, to throw up away from the car. 526 00:28:11,516 --> 00:28:13,349 Can you get it off? Can you get it off in a hurry, 527 00:28:13,351 --> 00:28:15,017 before it wrecks the finish? You better get outta there! 528 00:28:15,019 --> 00:28:16,618 Come outta there! 529 00:28:16,620 --> 00:28:18,920 I'm very late! Do you think it's gonna eat through the paint? 530 00:28:18,922 --> 00:28:20,621 Look at you! You're just... 531 00:28:20,623 --> 00:28:22,390 Uh, can you tell me where the, uh... 532 00:28:22,392 --> 00:28:24,558 Over there. Thank you very much. 533 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,359 You will hurry with this because the paint... The finish is gonna be... 534 00:28:30,031 --> 00:28:32,197 Oh, if Monsieur Mark calls... 535 00:28:32,199 --> 00:28:36,267 If he calls would you ask him to take me a half an hour later, please? 536 00:28:36,269 --> 00:28:37,301 Sure. Thank you. 537 00:28:45,209 --> 00:28:46,508 Hello, is somebody in there? 538 00:28:47,410 --> 00:28:49,209 Is somebody in there? 539 00:28:49,211 --> 00:28:51,477 This is an emergency! 540 00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:53,679 Is somebody in there? I have an emergency! 541 00:28:53,681 --> 00:28:56,081 I think someone's in there, ma'am. What? 542 00:28:56,083 --> 00:28:57,649 Oh, I... Someone's... 543 00:28:57,651 --> 00:29:00,050 Please! Open up! 544 00:29:03,321 --> 00:29:04,420 (RETCHING) 545 00:29:05,189 --> 00:29:06,421 Oh, please! 546 00:29:08,558 --> 00:29:11,659 Uh, Miss Thing wants it clean, honey. 547 00:29:11,661 --> 00:29:15,430 Uh, Charlie, come take over for me for a minute, all right? 548 00:29:15,432 --> 00:29:17,698 What is going on in there? Why don't you open this door? 549 00:29:20,002 --> 00:29:21,401 Oh, God, please. 550 00:29:21,403 --> 00:29:22,568 Please, God, open this door! 551 00:29:24,672 --> 00:29:27,606 Oh, my God, it stinks in here! 552 00:29:27,608 --> 00:29:30,341 It's supposed to, lady, it's the toilet. 553 00:29:33,045 --> 00:29:36,212 I'm not gonna go in there. It's the ladies' room, 554 00:29:42,053 --> 00:29:44,353 WOMAN: (OVER WALKIE-TALKIE) Six-A-eleven. Six-A-eleven ambulance injury... 555 00:29:46,690 --> 00:29:49,090 MAN: (ON RADIO) Beautiful, beautiful! 556 00:29:49,091 --> 00:29:51,491 Stay with me, 'cause we'll be givin' away tickets all day, 557 00:29:51,494 --> 00:29:53,994 so we can boogie all night. 558 00:29:53,996 --> 00:29:56,596 Get down, baby! 559 00:29:58,166 --> 00:29:59,565 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 560 00:30:02,069 --> 00:30:03,735 MAN: You wanna get that, Mona? 561 00:30:11,578 --> 00:30:12,977 Hello, Five Spot! 562 00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:17,246 ¶ Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa 563 00:30:17,248 --> 00:30:19,080 ¶ Men have named you... ¶ 564 00:30:21,684 --> 00:30:23,617 Mona? Mona? 565 00:30:23,619 --> 00:30:24,985 (BLOWING RASPBERRIES) 566 00:30:29,758 --> 00:30:31,691 Oh, my God! I'm sorry. 567 00:30:31,693 --> 00:30:33,592 I know you didn't do it! It's all right. It's all right! 568 00:30:33,594 --> 00:30:35,160 Is it clean yet? Sir? Is it? 569 00:30:35,162 --> 00:30:36,594 Oh, yes, ma'am. 570 00:30:36,596 --> 00:30:39,296 Thank you very much. Rickie, get into the car. 571 00:30:39,298 --> 00:30:41,164 God, I see a speck. 572 00:30:43,201 --> 00:30:44,300 Oh, it's in the paint. 573 00:30:44,302 --> 00:30:46,435 No, that is not in the paint! 574 00:30:46,437 --> 00:30:47,669 Do it again, please! 575 00:30:47,671 --> 00:30:49,737 Lady, believe me, it's in the paint! 576 00:30:49,739 --> 00:30:52,439 I do not believe you! Please, try that again! 577 00:30:52,441 --> 00:30:54,741 Lady, I'm telling you, it's in the paint! Look for yourself! 578 00:30:54,743 --> 00:30:57,143 I am looking for myself! I brought this car in. 579 00:30:57,145 --> 00:31:02,582 You are refusing to do your job, I am refusing to tip you! 580 00:31:02,584 --> 00:31:06,152 Just shows you what happens when you go out of Beverly Hills for any service! 581 00:31:10,791 --> 00:31:12,490 Mom! Not now, Rickie! 582 00:31:13,493 --> 00:31:15,726 Adios, Miz Beverly Hills! 583 00:31:18,630 --> 00:31:19,762 (GASPS) 584 00:31:19,764 --> 00:31:21,163 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 585 00:31:26,135 --> 00:31:27,567 (SCREAMING) 586 00:31:33,774 --> 00:31:36,274 MAN: (ON RADIO) I know you gonna dig this. 587 00:31:36,276 --> 00:31:41,145 Guaranteed to ease your pain and take the chain off your brain. 588 00:31:41,147 --> 00:31:43,647 It's long and low and dedicated 589 00:31:43,649 --> 00:31:46,216 to what makes the world go 'round. 590 00:32:30,462 --> 00:32:32,328 Hey, guys, look who's here! 591 00:32:57,756 --> 00:32:59,722 (ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 592 00:33:04,328 --> 00:33:06,127 Whose car is that? 593 00:33:06,129 --> 00:33:07,795 That belongs to the supreme black man, that's who! 594 00:33:07,797 --> 00:33:09,596 Yeah, man, that's Daddy's car, man. 595 00:33:09,598 --> 00:33:11,731 Daddy Rich! You never watch him on TV? 596 00:33:11,733 --> 00:33:13,699 T.C.: That's the man with the answers to all my questions. 597 00:33:13,701 --> 00:33:15,867 SLIDE: Go on with your bad self! 598 00:33:15,869 --> 00:33:18,302 Praise the Lord, praise the Lord! 599 00:33:18,304 --> 00:33:19,569 ALL: Amen! Amen! 600 00:33:20,338 --> 00:33:22,171 Praise the Lord! 601 00:33:22,173 --> 00:33:23,639 Well, praise this car, honey. 602 00:33:24,308 --> 00:33:25,774 Thank you, Miss. 603 00:33:25,776 --> 00:33:26,841 (ALL LAUGHING) 604 00:33:28,311 --> 00:33:29,710 Yeah, Daddy. 605 00:33:29,712 --> 00:33:31,344 Daddy Rich, what's your secret, brother? 606 00:33:31,346 --> 00:33:33,446 Your secret, please! 607 00:33:33,448 --> 00:33:35,381 DADDY RICH: Thank you, brother. 608 00:33:35,383 --> 00:33:37,149 Good to see you! The secret? 609 00:33:38,285 --> 00:33:39,684 There are no secrets. 610 00:33:39,686 --> 00:33:40,918 Uh-huh. Believe that. 611 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,286 I believe that. 612 00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:43,855 Except believe in the Lord! Right! 613 00:33:43,857 --> 00:33:45,690 Whoo! And believe in yourself! 614 00:33:45,692 --> 00:33:46,957 Yeah, that's right. I believe it. 615 00:33:46,959 --> 00:33:48,325 And most of all... Uh-huh. 616 00:33:48,327 --> 00:33:49,492 Believe in that Federal green. 617 00:33:49,494 --> 00:33:51,327 ALL: (CHEERING) Yeah! 618 00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:55,997 'Cause money walks and bullshit talks! 619 00:33:58,468 --> 00:34:00,534 How you doin', brother? 620 00:34:00,536 --> 00:34:02,736 Daddy Rich, I been followin' you for over five years. 621 00:34:02,738 --> 00:34:05,289 Well, bless you, brother, bless you. 622 00:34:05,290 --> 00:34:07,841 Would you allow me the privilege of shinin' your shoes? 623 00:34:07,843 --> 00:34:09,642 Please. 624 00:34:09,644 --> 00:34:11,644 Well, you know what they say, 625 00:34:11,646 --> 00:34:13,278 "I take what is given unto me." 626 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,712 (ALL CHEERING) 627 00:34:21,486 --> 00:34:23,886 Daddy Rich's special polish. 628 00:34:24,488 --> 00:34:25,954 Special polish. 629 00:34:25,956 --> 00:34:28,389 Ooh! That's a real one. 630 00:34:30,826 --> 00:34:33,393 What's it feel like in there, Lindy? 631 00:34:33,395 --> 00:34:35,862 Like being in church with Burt Reynolds, honey! 632 00:34:38,067 --> 00:34:39,800 Brother, I'd like you to drink with me, 633 00:34:39,802 --> 00:34:41,067 'cause my cup runneth over. 634 00:34:41,069 --> 00:34:42,868 All right. 635 00:34:42,870 --> 00:34:44,803 Blessed be the Tithe. 636 00:34:47,407 --> 00:34:48,606 All right! 637 00:34:48,608 --> 00:34:49,807 ALL: Yeah! 638 00:34:54,713 --> 00:34:57,513 From the body to the heavens! 639 00:34:57,515 --> 00:34:58,614 And a little bit for the earth! 640 00:34:58,616 --> 00:34:59,982 (ALL CHEERING) 641 00:35:02,753 --> 00:35:04,085 Amen, brothers. ALL: Amen! 642 00:35:06,622 --> 00:35:08,021 It's good, too. 643 00:35:14,562 --> 00:35:16,162 Don't even look dirty. 644 00:35:16,163 --> 00:35:17,763 You gonna wash this car because of a little pigeon shit on the trunk? 645 00:35:17,765 --> 00:35:19,865 No, not the car, just the spot. 646 00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:22,567 Don't let the water be hotter than 66.4. 647 00:35:22,569 --> 00:35:24,468 Water? 648 00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:26,369 You better speak to this gentleman. 649 00:35:27,472 --> 00:35:28,838 (ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 650 00:35:34,346 --> 00:35:37,747 Daddy Rich, ever since I've been followin' you, 651 00:35:37,749 --> 00:35:38,948 I got a new house 652 00:35:39,450 --> 00:35:40,849 and a color TV. 653 00:35:43,086 --> 00:35:44,485 All right. 654 00:35:46,555 --> 00:35:48,354 Praise the Lord! 655 00:35:48,356 --> 00:35:51,790 Why don't you tell everybody how you got so rich, Daddy Rich? 656 00:35:51,792 --> 00:35:53,691 This is one nigger you ain't foolin, brother. 657 00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:57,528 I mean, I'm hip to this game, you runnin' down these people here! 658 00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:59,463 What can I do for you, brother? 659 00:35:59,465 --> 00:36:01,364 Oh, the same thing you doin' for everybody else! 660 00:36:01,366 --> 00:36:02,698 Nothin'! 661 00:36:03,867 --> 00:36:05,833 I guess you don't believe in my church. 662 00:36:05,835 --> 00:36:08,735 The Church of Divine Economic Spirituality! 663 00:36:08,737 --> 00:36:11,003 That's right. I don't believe in it. 664 00:36:11,005 --> 00:36:13,772 Then you don't believe in God? Not your God. 665 00:36:13,774 --> 00:36:15,106 My God's doin' all right by me. 666 00:36:15,108 --> 00:36:16,707 He sure is. 667 00:36:16,709 --> 00:36:18,442 He's doin' all right by me, too. 668 00:36:18,444 --> 00:36:20,076 Why don't you climb on board, brother? 669 00:36:20,078 --> 00:36:21,510 And believe in me? 670 00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:23,913 And for a small fee, I'll set you free, 671 00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:25,514 'nearer Thy God to thee. 672 00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:26,915 ALL: Amen! 673 00:36:26,917 --> 00:36:29,517 Praise you, honey, praise you! 674 00:36:29,519 --> 00:36:31,719 'Cause it's better to have money and not to need it, 675 00:36:31,721 --> 00:36:32,720 than to need it and not to have it! 676 00:36:32,722 --> 00:36:34,755 Yeah! Amen! 677 00:36:34,757 --> 00:36:37,023 And there's a good place in this world for money! 678 00:36:37,025 --> 00:36:38,858 Yes, siree, and I know where it is. 679 00:36:38,860 --> 00:36:40,159 It's right here in my pocket. 680 00:36:40,161 --> 00:36:41,493 Right! Okay! 681 00:36:42,729 --> 00:36:44,562 You talkin' just like a pimp! 682 00:36:44,564 --> 00:36:45,863 (ALL JEERING) 683 00:36:53,771 --> 00:36:55,537 SNAPPER: Answer him! 684 00:36:55,539 --> 00:36:56,938 Answer him, Lord! 685 00:36:56,940 --> 00:36:59,006 I don't get mad at people like that. 686 00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:01,441 You know why? Because he's a revolutionary! 687 00:37:01,443 --> 00:37:03,009 Yeah! That's right, brother! 688 00:37:03,011 --> 00:37:04,744 You must be leadin' a bunch of fools! 689 00:37:04,746 --> 00:37:07,179 Disrespect one that he don't even know. 690 00:37:07,181 --> 00:37:10,015 Wilson Sisters some of the finest women you ever wanna meet! 691 00:37:11,184 --> 00:37:12,850 He don't know nothin' about 'em! 692 00:37:12,852 --> 00:37:14,451 Don't talk about 'em! 693 00:37:14,453 --> 00:37:16,786 Yeah. That's right! 694 00:37:16,788 --> 00:37:19,589 If I wasn't a Christian man, I'd probably be kickin' in your ass! 695 00:37:19,591 --> 00:37:20,790 (ALL CHEERING) 696 00:37:20,792 --> 00:37:22,992 Drop on down, brother. 697 00:37:22,994 --> 00:37:25,094 Drop on down, little brother! 698 00:37:25,096 --> 00:37:27,062 I'm gonna drop on down with a bit of light! 699 00:37:28,765 --> 00:37:30,598 Make him apologize, Sister. 700 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,766 All right, you got it! 701 00:37:35,437 --> 00:37:36,702 I shall not be moved! 702 00:37:37,971 --> 00:37:40,805 Like a tree planted by the water. 703 00:37:40,807 --> 00:37:42,606 I shall not be moved! 704 00:37:45,143 --> 00:37:47,209 ¶ Rattatat Boom 705 00:37:47,211 --> 00:37:49,578 ¶ Make the sound of a Jet Plane zoom 706 00:37:49,580 --> 00:37:52,814 ¶ Ooh rattatat boom 707 00:37:52,816 --> 00:37:54,482 ¶ Make the sound of a bomb 708 00:37:54,484 --> 00:37:56,883 ¶ You got to believe in somethin' 709 00:37:59,153 --> 00:38:00,952 ¶ Why not believe in me? 710 00:38:05,458 --> 00:38:08,225 ¶ You got to believe in somethin' 711 00:38:10,630 --> 00:38:12,463 ¶ Why not believe in me? 712 00:38:16,502 --> 00:38:22,672 ¶ Tell me brother, what have I, I done to you? 713 00:38:22,674 --> 00:38:28,043 ¶ To make you mean and treat me the way you do 714 00:38:28,045 --> 00:38:31,846 ¶ Go on and wave your flag, brother 715 00:38:31,848 --> 00:38:34,248 ¶ Start your revolution 716 00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:37,050 ¶ I'm willin' to let you do your thing 717 00:38:37,052 --> 00:38:39,952 ¶ Tell me why are you blind when it comes to mine 718 00:38:39,954 --> 00:38:42,087 ¶ Oh, you gotta believe in somethin' 719 00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:45,856 ¶ Why not believe in me? 720 00:38:45,858 --> 00:38:48,124 ¶ Me, me, me, me, me 721 00:38:50,695 --> 00:38:53,161 ¶ You gotta believe in something 722 00:38:55,598 --> 00:38:57,764 ¶ Why not believe in me? 723 00:38:57,766 --> 00:39:03,269 ¶ Why don't you let the Wilson Sisters set you free? 724 00:39:03,271 --> 00:39:07,107 ¶ Take the chain off your brain, Lord and believe in me 725 00:39:07,109 --> 00:39:08,908 ¶ Lord, I said that! 726 00:39:08,910 --> 00:39:10,943 ¶ Take the chain off your brain 727 00:39:12,613 --> 00:39:14,646 ¶ Listen, brother 728 00:39:14,648 --> 00:39:19,617 ¶ You always talkin' 'bout the world needs changin' 729 00:39:19,619 --> 00:39:22,553 ¶ You better stop! Take a look at yourself 730 00:39:22,555 --> 00:39:25,289 ¶ Stop ridiculin' everybody else 731 00:39:25,291 --> 00:39:27,924 ¶ You gotta believe in somethin' 732 00:39:29,694 --> 00:39:31,927 ¶ Why not believe in me? 733 00:39:31,929 --> 00:39:36,531 ¶ Why don't you let the Wilson Sisters set you free? 734 00:39:36,533 --> 00:39:39,267 ¶ You got to believe in somethin' 735 00:39:39,269 --> 00:39:40,935 ¶ Yeah you got to believe, believe, believe 736 00:39:40,937 --> 00:39:42,903 Why not believe in me? 737 00:39:42,905 --> 00:39:47,173 ¶ The world don't need to be no colder 738 00:39:47,175 --> 00:39:49,208 ¶ Get the chip off your shoulder ¶ 739 00:39:54,147 --> 00:39:57,548 Uh, maybe this will help you find Joe. 740 00:39:57,550 --> 00:39:58,983 Seek and you shall find. 741 00:40:00,119 --> 00:40:01,718 MAN: All right, Daddy Rich! 742 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:03,019 Bye, bye, Daddy. 743 00:40:03,021 --> 00:40:05,254 (ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 744 00:40:09,693 --> 00:40:10,792 Can't understand? 745 00:40:15,131 --> 00:40:16,830 You got it in you, too, brother. 746 00:40:16,832 --> 00:40:18,031 You got it in you! 747 00:40:21,736 --> 00:40:23,902 MAN: (ON RADIO) Here's the big one back at you. 748 00:40:23,904 --> 00:40:27,105 Hot lines have been ringin' off all day for this one. 749 00:40:27,107 --> 00:40:29,273 The chart climber of the week! 750 00:40:36,849 --> 00:40:38,882 (LAUGHING) 751 00:40:38,884 --> 00:40:40,049 Take it on outta here, honey. 752 00:40:40,051 --> 00:40:41,650 Okay, Lindy! 753 00:40:41,652 --> 00:40:42,817 Ciao. 754 00:40:46,589 --> 00:40:47,654 (BARKING) 755 00:40:51,126 --> 00:40:52,793 You gonna drive that car. 756 00:40:52,795 --> 00:40:55,695 You are driving and cleaning that car! 757 00:40:55,697 --> 00:40:58,731 Listen, it's okay. He won't hurt you. (GIGGLES) 758 00:41:00,434 --> 00:41:01,900 Hey! 759 00:41:06,906 --> 00:41:08,105 (SCREAMS) 760 00:41:10,976 --> 00:41:13,009 He's a puppy dog! 761 00:41:13,011 --> 00:41:14,777 Yeah, but just drive your puppy dog on around there 762 00:41:14,779 --> 00:41:16,278 and get him in the shower. 763 00:41:36,933 --> 00:41:38,232 Trash! 764 00:41:38,234 --> 00:41:39,800 Yeah, scum, scum! 765 00:41:45,041 --> 00:41:46,473 Look, I'm gonna try to get away after dinner, you gonna be home? 766 00:41:48,910 --> 00:41:51,010 I don't know. Maybe! 767 00:41:52,146 --> 00:41:54,112 (SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 768 00:41:58,017 --> 00:41:59,983 Hey, we got work to do! We got work to do! 769 00:42:01,086 --> 00:42:02,819 You cats have no maturity! 770 00:42:02,821 --> 00:42:04,253 Hey, man, there's a dog in the car. 771 00:42:05,489 --> 00:42:06,955 (BARKING) 772 00:42:09,793 --> 00:42:11,893 Sparky! Sparky! 773 00:42:11,895 --> 00:42:13,527 Back dog! Hey, man, open the door. 774 00:42:13,529 --> 00:42:16,830 Go, go, git! Git him, git him, he's out! 775 00:42:21,036 --> 00:42:23,002 Sparky, come 'ere! 776 00:42:23,004 --> 00:42:24,503 Catch him! Hold him! 777 00:42:24,505 --> 00:42:27,072 Get him! Get him! Hold him! Sparky! 778 00:42:27,074 --> 00:42:29,874 Sparky! Thank you. 779 00:42:29,876 --> 00:42:31,208 All right, Sparky! Let's go. Sparky! 780 00:42:38,517 --> 00:42:40,483 Give me a break, will you, Sparky, not here? 781 00:42:41,486 --> 00:42:42,918 Ooh! Yuk! Sparky! Ugh! 782 00:42:43,921 --> 00:42:45,287 Ooh! Yuk! 783 00:42:58,167 --> 00:43:00,467 Dog catcher! Yeah. 784 00:43:00,469 --> 00:43:02,101 Gets points with people. Geronimo? 785 00:43:02,103 --> 00:43:04,103 Hey! I got a customer. 786 00:43:04,105 --> 00:43:06,305 What's that for? To clean up the dog shit! 787 00:43:07,841 --> 00:43:09,473 (LAUGHS) 788 00:43:09,475 --> 00:43:11,441 Hey! We don't clean up no shit! 789 00:43:11,443 --> 00:43:12,542 Uh-uh! 790 00:43:12,544 --> 00:43:14,143 Don't gimme no lip, clean up the shit! 791 00:43:14,145 --> 00:43:15,410 Hey, you clean it up, Earlie! 792 00:43:15,412 --> 00:43:17,078 That's right, you clean it up! 793 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,447 I don't get wet and I don't clean up no dog shit! 794 00:43:19,449 --> 00:43:21,081 But I do kick ass! 795 00:43:24,252 --> 00:43:26,452 I love him! Clean it up, Goody! 796 00:43:26,454 --> 00:43:28,487 MAN: (ON RADIO) It's five minutes before the hour. 797 00:43:28,489 --> 00:43:30,956 I promised you more about the Pop Bottle Bomber. 798 00:43:30,958 --> 00:43:33,826 KGYS is first with the flash 799 00:43:33,828 --> 00:43:36,328 live from Parker Center's soul sister reporter LaVonne Styles. 800 00:43:36,330 --> 00:43:37,629 Come on in! 801 00:43:37,630 --> 00:43:38,929 Hi, this is LaVonne Styles... 802 00:43:38,932 --> 00:43:41,098 Oh, no, thank you! 803 00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:43,233 And I'm here in Parker Center talking to Police Chief Dave Evis. 804 00:43:43,235 --> 00:43:45,902 Chief Evis, have you been able to identify the Mad Bomber? 805 00:43:45,904 --> 00:43:48,137 Hi, Sam. 806 00:43:48,139 --> 00:43:49,622 EVIS: He's a short, nervous, straggly haired individual. 807 00:43:49,623 --> 00:43:51,106 How you doin', Marsha? Okay. 808 00:43:51,108 --> 00:43:52,863 And from recovered fragments and eyewitness descriptions 809 00:43:52,864 --> 00:43:54,619 his principle weapon seems to be a common pop bottle 810 00:43:54,620 --> 00:43:56,375 that's filled with, oh, you know, high explosives 811 00:43:56,379 --> 00:43:59,346 and capped with silver foil containing a fuse device. 812 00:43:59,348 --> 00:44:01,381 From Parker Center, this is LaVonne Styles 813 00:44:01,383 --> 00:44:03,583 for KGYS News. 814 00:44:03,585 --> 00:44:06,252 Hi! Finite, honey. Oh, thank you. 815 00:44:06,254 --> 00:44:08,153 Lindy, you lightened your hair. 816 00:44:08,155 --> 00:44:09,487 I love it. 817 00:44:09,489 --> 00:44:11,856 What color is it? 818 00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:14,325 It's supposed to be mango, honey, but it's not right yet. 819 00:44:14,327 --> 00:44:17,361 But wait till I get to the school tonight. 820 00:44:17,363 --> 00:44:20,997 Listen, Lindy, I finally figured out how I wanna have my nose done. 821 00:44:20,999 --> 00:44:25,101 I was thinking of doing Elizabeth Taylor from here to here 822 00:44:25,103 --> 00:44:27,637 and Olivia Newton-John on the bottom. 823 00:44:27,639 --> 00:44:28,904 What do you think, huh? 824 00:44:29,473 --> 00:44:31,206 Flawless, honey! 825 00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:34,576 Crimes, who is Earl to tell me to clean up that shit? 826 00:44:34,578 --> 00:44:37,645 And then Geronimo run off and leave me standin' there. 827 00:44:37,647 --> 00:44:40,014 What? Who do they think... Hey, Tall Chief. 828 00:44:40,016 --> 00:44:42,383 Lend me your ears. 829 00:44:42,385 --> 00:44:44,385 Yeah, uh, run that by me again? 830 00:44:44,387 --> 00:44:46,120 Lend me your ears. 831 00:44:46,122 --> 00:44:48,088 Uh, lend me your lips. 832 00:44:48,090 --> 00:44:50,457 Aw, come on, man, I ain't askin' to sleep with your mama. 833 00:44:50,459 --> 00:44:52,525 Have you ever seen me give up my ears? 834 00:44:52,527 --> 00:44:54,059 No, man, but... 835 00:44:54,061 --> 00:44:55,593 Well, then, what possessed you to even think 836 00:44:55,595 --> 00:44:58,128 to ask to borrow my ears? 837 00:44:58,130 --> 00:45:01,564 This chick wants to take my picture, man. Just for a minute. 838 00:45:01,566 --> 00:45:03,232 You gotta do better than that. 839 00:45:03,234 --> 00:45:05,634 And just for a minute ain't gonna get it either, man! 840 00:45:05,636 --> 00:45:08,136 You gotta tell me somethin'! Make me understand... 841 00:45:09,906 --> 00:45:12,072 Well, you know, it ain't every day 842 00:45:12,074 --> 00:45:13,640 you can do somethin' for a fellow American. 843 00:45:13,642 --> 00:45:15,642 MAN: (ON RADIO) Hey, it's noon on the moon... 844 00:45:15,643 --> 00:45:17,643 Hey, and don't get it all dirty. 845 00:45:17,644 --> 00:45:19,645 ...midday in L.A., and time for Rod McGrew to do it to you. 846 00:45:19,649 --> 00:45:22,616 Yeah! Thank you, J.B. This is your brother Rod McGrew 847 00:45:22,618 --> 00:45:25,602 and don't forget to stick around 848 00:45:25,603 --> 00:45:28,587 because later on we've got two free tickets to J.B.'s Disco Dance and Show 849 00:45:28,590 --> 00:45:31,424 live at Howard's Grand Casino Music Hall and Rib Shack. 850 00:45:31,426 --> 00:45:33,476 It happens tonight. 851 00:45:33,477 --> 00:45:35,527 We want you to be there for the funkiest sounds in town like this. 852 00:45:35,530 --> 00:45:36,529 (SNORTING) 853 00:45:37,498 --> 00:45:38,597 (SCREAMING) 854 00:45:51,177 --> 00:45:54,011 Hey, Tall Chief, thanks a lot for the ears. 855 00:45:54,013 --> 00:45:55,345 Any time, my friend. 856 00:45:56,981 --> 00:45:59,281 Hey, uh, the Five Spot got ribs today. 857 00:45:59,283 --> 00:46:01,149 I'm gonna get me some ribs. 858 00:46:01,151 --> 00:46:03,217 Ooh, yeah. 859 00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:05,152 How about y'all, man? 860 00:46:05,154 --> 00:46:08,321 Uh, how about you, Abdullah? You want some ribs? 861 00:46:09,724 --> 00:46:13,359 Man, I told you, I don't eat meat! 862 00:46:13,361 --> 00:46:17,363 I'm off the pig! I eat natural foods! Not slave food! 863 00:46:17,365 --> 00:46:19,998 Is that all right with you? 864 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,167 Uh, excuse me, brother, but is ribs pig? 865 00:46:23,169 --> 00:46:24,401 (LAUGHING) 866 00:46:38,048 --> 00:46:40,115 (YELLING) 867 00:46:40,116 --> 00:46:42,183 What did I do? Shit, man, what did I do? 868 00:46:42,185 --> 00:46:44,318 She's crazy, she's got her brains in her lungs! 869 00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,987 Then the bitch must be a genius! 870 00:46:46,989 --> 00:46:48,221 (LAUGHING) 871 00:46:48,223 --> 00:46:49,755 Hey, Marsha, what'd you do to my lunch? 872 00:46:49,757 --> 00:46:51,423 What'd you do with my ears, man? Nothin', man! 873 00:46:51,425 --> 00:46:52,457 Yes, you did! Yeah, yeah, yeah! 874 00:47:02,768 --> 00:47:04,433 Looks like a nice lunch you got there. 875 00:47:07,705 --> 00:47:10,672 Hey, Geronimo. Yeah, what do you want? 876 00:47:10,674 --> 00:47:15,043 I was just thinkin' maybe I oughta call Charlene? 877 00:47:15,045 --> 00:47:17,078 Just to let her know I'm all right? 878 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,679 Hey, Scruggy, man, what'd I tell you this morning? 879 00:47:18,681 --> 00:47:20,580 It ain't cool for your old lady to know where you are 880 00:47:20,582 --> 00:47:23,382 every minute of every day, man. You know what I mean? 881 00:47:23,384 --> 00:47:25,550 Now tonight when you get home, she's gonna be waitin' there at the door 882 00:47:25,552 --> 00:47:26,784 with your pipe and your slippers 883 00:47:26,786 --> 00:47:28,719 and that little negligee you told me about. 884 00:47:28,721 --> 00:47:32,255 You know, it ain't good for her to know that she can boss you around! 885 00:47:32,257 --> 00:47:35,258 Well, I don't smoke a pipe and I don't wear no slippers. 886 00:47:35,260 --> 00:47:36,425 It's the decent thing... 887 00:47:36,427 --> 00:47:38,293 Scruggy, I'm the expert, right, huh? 888 00:47:38,295 --> 00:47:40,328 Take it from me, man, I've been married three and a half times. 889 00:47:40,330 --> 00:47:42,330 I should know. Who should know if I should know, huh? 890 00:47:42,332 --> 00:47:44,732 (SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 891 00:47:44,734 --> 00:47:47,101 Hey, hey what the hell is goin' on around here? Huh? 892 00:47:47,103 --> 00:47:49,770 Hey, this is no playground! Wash cars, huh? 893 00:47:49,772 --> 00:47:51,271 We're on our lunch hour! 894 00:47:51,273 --> 00:47:52,605 Well then, eat your lunch. 895 00:47:52,607 --> 00:47:54,573 Now, go ahead, you heard me! 896 00:47:58,345 --> 00:48:00,779 You heard Mr. B.! 897 00:48:00,781 --> 00:48:03,047 That's right, Chuco, I'm gonna get you! 898 00:48:03,049 --> 00:48:04,815 In your dreams, Pocahontas. 899 00:48:04,817 --> 00:48:06,082 Hey, come on! 900 00:48:19,830 --> 00:48:21,296 MAN ON RADIO: The station that brings you 901 00:48:21,298 --> 00:48:25,366 (CHORAL) Soul music! 902 00:48:25,368 --> 00:48:27,368 (SOUL MUSIC PLAYING) 903 00:48:41,817 --> 00:48:42,715 Get you some coffee? 904 00:48:51,425 --> 00:48:53,759 Anybody want a little more coffee? 905 00:48:53,761 --> 00:48:58,463 ¶ Oh, baby, see things my way 906 00:49:02,335 --> 00:49:06,337 ¶ You don't even look my way 907 00:49:24,490 --> 00:49:28,358 ¶ I wanna get next to you ¶ 908 00:49:36,201 --> 00:49:37,433 Okay, what'll you have? 909 00:49:41,372 --> 00:49:43,372 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 910 00:49:56,454 --> 00:49:58,320 Hey, boy, you better stay away from that hooker. 911 00:50:01,525 --> 00:50:04,192 Hey, Goody, Goody, watch! Watch! 912 00:50:14,637 --> 00:50:16,370 Uh, let me have the special. 913 00:50:33,622 --> 00:50:35,221 Two more specials. 914 00:50:37,325 --> 00:50:38,624 You look really pretty this mornin'. 915 00:50:38,626 --> 00:50:40,192 What'll it be? 916 00:50:40,194 --> 00:50:42,328 You and me. 917 00:50:42,330 --> 00:50:44,396 Listen, T.C., I got no time... Okay. 918 00:50:45,632 --> 00:50:47,965 What's the special today? Ribs and wings. 919 00:50:49,201 --> 00:50:50,301 What kinda wings? 920 00:50:52,305 --> 00:50:54,305 Chicken wings! 921 00:50:56,008 --> 00:50:58,475 I've always been a breast and thigh man myself. 922 00:51:01,980 --> 00:51:03,980 Hey, Mona, why you so cold to me? 923 00:51:03,982 --> 00:51:06,015 I went out with you once, didn't I? 924 00:51:06,017 --> 00:51:08,817 Yeah, but what's that got... Get your hand off o' me. 925 00:51:08,819 --> 00:51:10,819 What about tonight? 926 00:51:10,821 --> 00:51:12,720 T.C., it's just not in the cards for you and me. 927 00:51:12,722 --> 00:51:14,655 Why? 928 00:51:14,657 --> 00:51:18,025 Because you got no money, no future, and no class, 929 00:51:18,027 --> 00:51:19,826 and I'm not going out with niggers with no class anymore. 930 00:51:19,828 --> 00:51:20,693 COOK: Pick up two. 931 00:51:22,630 --> 00:51:25,030 Well, what about Chinese? We got class? 932 00:51:25,032 --> 00:51:28,766 (LAUGHS) Uh-oh. 933 00:51:31,804 --> 00:51:33,103 (MAKING BUZZING SOUNDS) 934 00:51:35,475 --> 00:51:37,007 Wanna get outta the car, Harold? 935 00:51:37,009 --> 00:51:39,042 (MURMURING) 936 00:51:39,044 --> 00:51:40,676 Okay, okay. 937 00:51:50,653 --> 00:51:53,086 May I? (MURMURING) 938 00:52:02,030 --> 00:52:04,597 (MURMURING) 939 00:52:04,599 --> 00:52:07,700 MAN ON RADIO: It's a mellow afternoon, and I know you're out there groovin', 940 00:52:07,702 --> 00:52:11,970 you're funin' and sunin' with your brother Rod McGrew on the big KGYS, 941 00:52:11,972 --> 00:52:15,473 playin' the sounds that you want to hear on your Soul Support Station 942 00:52:15,475 --> 00:52:17,540 in greater Los Angeles. 943 00:52:20,077 --> 00:52:21,476 Dad, let's rap. 944 00:52:22,645 --> 00:52:25,545 It's very important that you and I rap. 945 00:52:25,547 --> 00:52:27,647 Ray Hoenig almost choked to death the other day. 946 00:52:27,649 --> 00:52:29,583 He was eating a chicken sandwich 947 00:52:29,585 --> 00:52:34,454 when his son decided, at that moment, to tell him he's a homosexual. 948 00:52:34,456 --> 00:52:36,923 Got a piece of chicken caught right here. 949 00:52:36,925 --> 00:52:39,392 So, please talk later. 950 00:52:39,394 --> 00:52:40,659 That's cool. 951 00:52:42,729 --> 00:52:44,495 Irwin, Irwin? 952 00:52:44,497 --> 00:52:46,430 (CLEARS THROAT) You're not a homosexual, are you? 953 00:52:47,032 --> 00:52:48,498 Not yet. 954 00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:49,599 (COUGHING) 955 00:52:52,437 --> 00:52:54,703 Can I help you, honey? 956 00:52:54,705 --> 00:52:57,672 Uh, yeah. You haven't by any chance seen a small, 957 00:52:57,674 --> 00:53:00,074 blonde, black chick around here, have you? 958 00:53:02,611 --> 00:53:03,977 No. 959 00:53:08,183 --> 00:53:10,149 Buck, look at that. Oh, shit. 960 00:53:10,151 --> 00:53:11,717 (ALL LAUGHING) 961 00:53:17,524 --> 00:53:19,189 (LAUGHING) 962 00:53:22,562 --> 00:53:24,828 Get goin', get goin', get goin'. 963 00:53:24,830 --> 00:53:28,031 You think it's the Invisible Man? (LAUGHS) Come on, man... 964 00:53:28,033 --> 00:53:30,166 ...don't make me crack up. Look, look, look! (LAUGHS) 965 00:53:33,070 --> 00:53:35,670 Hey, baby, how you doing? (MUTTERS) 966 00:53:36,839 --> 00:53:38,738 Good, I'm glad to hear that. 967 00:53:40,108 --> 00:53:42,608 What happened to you, man? (MUTTERS) 968 00:53:44,878 --> 00:53:46,811 Yeah? (MUTTERS) 969 00:53:46,813 --> 00:53:50,080 That's some tough shit, man. 970 00:53:50,082 --> 00:53:51,948 Oh, my God, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 971 00:53:51,950 --> 00:53:53,149 CHUCO: Hey, watch out, Goody! 972 00:53:54,952 --> 00:53:56,551 (MUTTERING) 973 00:53:57,220 --> 00:53:58,752 T.C.: Hey, man! 974 00:54:02,124 --> 00:54:04,524 Look here, I don't know what, 975 00:54:04,526 --> 00:54:06,192 I don't know what you all... 976 00:54:06,194 --> 00:54:07,893 (BABBLING) 977 00:54:07,895 --> 00:54:10,629 Say, Goody, you know you almost got my hair wet, man. 978 00:54:10,631 --> 00:54:12,964 My stuff ain't straight like yours, it takes time! 979 00:54:12,966 --> 00:54:14,665 (MAKING BUZZING SOUNDS) 980 00:54:14,667 --> 00:54:16,901 Come on. No, man. 981 00:54:16,903 --> 00:54:18,258 That brother don't know who he's messin' with, man! 982 00:54:18,259 --> 00:54:19,614 Come on, now, forget it. He didn't mean nothin'. 983 00:54:19,615 --> 00:54:20,970 No, that cat's lucky, Jack. He don't know how close he was. 984 00:54:20,973 --> 00:54:23,640 I am the Fly! Let me go! Hey! 985 00:54:23,642 --> 00:54:24,774 (MAKES BUZZING SOUNDS) 986 00:54:27,078 --> 00:54:29,645 T.C.: Cat got that straight hair. Shoot, my hair takes time 987 00:54:29,647 --> 00:54:33,615 to get together, you know? You know what I'm talkin' about? Shoot! 988 00:54:33,617 --> 00:54:35,617 What'd Chuco do to that cat, anyway? 989 00:54:35,619 --> 00:54:37,885 JUSTIN: I don't know, you know, he did somethin' with Goody's ears, uh... 990 00:54:37,887 --> 00:54:39,987 (T.C. LAUGHS) 991 00:54:39,989 --> 00:54:42,556 MAN ON RADIO: Yeah, that was nice, and really, really smokin'. 992 00:54:42,558 --> 00:54:44,691 Here's a new tune called, Zigzag. 993 00:54:44,693 --> 00:54:47,760 Let's see if this goody is hot enough for you. 994 00:54:59,874 --> 00:55:01,073 (MUTTERING) 995 00:55:05,778 --> 00:55:08,946 You hungry, Harold? (MUTTERS) 996 00:55:08,948 --> 00:55:11,848 You want Chinese or Italian? (MUTTERS) 997 00:55:12,250 --> 00:55:13,782 Italian. 998 00:55:18,021 --> 00:55:20,588 Hey, peace treaty, man. 999 00:55:20,590 --> 00:55:22,823 Yeah. All right? 1000 00:55:22,825 --> 00:55:24,758 Hey, man, I didn't know that Marsha was gonna do that. 1001 00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:26,059 Oh, I'm sorry, man. 1002 00:55:26,061 --> 00:55:27,860 I understand. You know, just like the other time 1003 00:55:27,862 --> 00:55:29,194 with that wet towel? Yeah. 1004 00:55:29,196 --> 00:55:30,762 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1005 00:55:31,865 --> 00:55:33,297 Hey, man, loan me some soda. 1006 00:55:33,299 --> 00:55:34,965 Hey, that's the truth, that little ol' man. 1007 00:55:34,967 --> 00:55:37,133 Oh, hey, all right. 1008 00:55:37,135 --> 00:55:40,035 What was that in that car? That, that funny looking... 1009 00:55:48,712 --> 00:55:50,211 Hey, what? (YELLING) 1010 00:55:56,118 --> 00:55:57,317 (LAUGHING) 1011 00:56:24,079 --> 00:56:26,112 Hello, Lonnie. 1012 00:56:26,114 --> 00:56:28,347 Hey, man, what the hell are you doin' here? 1013 00:56:28,349 --> 00:56:31,583 Oh, it's part of our policy, from time to time, 1014 00:56:31,585 --> 00:56:33,318 to visit our men at their place of employment. 1015 00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:36,020 Man, I report every month just like I'm supposed to. 1016 00:56:36,022 --> 00:56:37,755 You ain't got to keep checkin' on me. 1017 00:56:37,757 --> 00:56:39,089 It's just part o' my job. 1018 00:56:39,091 --> 00:56:41,157 What's the matter, you think I'm lyin' to you? 1019 00:56:41,159 --> 00:56:42,892 Oh, no, Lonnie... You think I ain't workin' here no more? 1020 00:56:42,894 --> 00:56:44,126 You think... Now, Lonnie, please. 1021 00:56:44,128 --> 00:56:46,361 I ain't embarrassed. I served my time. 1022 00:56:46,363 --> 00:56:48,329 I check in every month, 1023 00:56:48,331 --> 00:56:51,265 I keep my job, washin' the god damn cars, 1024 00:56:51,267 --> 00:56:53,333 now, how the hell come you can't leave me alone? 1025 00:56:53,335 --> 00:56:56,236 Like I said, I'm just doin' my job. 1026 00:56:56,238 --> 00:56:58,104 Well, I'm just doin' mine, 1027 00:56:58,106 --> 00:57:00,005 and I can't afford to lose it, 1028 00:57:00,007 --> 00:57:01,373 so don't you come around here no more, 1029 00:57:01,375 --> 00:57:03,375 you understand? Huh? 1030 00:57:19,992 --> 00:57:21,791 (PLAYING) 1031 00:57:49,354 --> 00:57:51,420 ANNOUNCER: It's time for... VOICE: Disco Dance. 1032 00:57:51,422 --> 00:57:53,955 Ooh! 1033 00:57:53,957 --> 00:57:56,958 ANNOUNCER: Your lucky number is 5-5-5 KGYS. T.C.: Oh, no, no, no, no! 1034 00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:59,260 Tell me the name of the tune and you got it. T.C.: Not now, please, lady. 1035 00:57:59,262 --> 00:58:01,245 This is an emergency! Please, lady, excuse me! 1036 00:58:01,246 --> 00:58:03,229 I... I have to get in. This is an emergency! Please! 1037 00:58:06,234 --> 00:58:08,367 Hey, lady, I don't have... My family is dyin', 1038 00:58:08,369 --> 00:58:10,268 they're all chokin', and I'm the only one who can help them! 1039 00:58:10,270 --> 00:58:12,236 I'm the only... Lady... 1040 00:58:12,238 --> 00:58:15,038 Come on, lady. Lady, listen to me. Don't ignore me! 1041 00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:18,041 Hey, listen to me, I gotta make this call. 1042 00:58:18,043 --> 00:58:21,677 Lady, please, I'm just beggin'! Just one minute, please. 1043 00:58:22,446 --> 00:58:25,046 (SOUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1044 00:58:27,784 --> 00:58:30,251 ¶ I'm goin' down 1045 00:58:31,454 --> 00:58:35,322 ¶ I'm goin' down 1046 00:58:35,324 --> 00:58:40,060 ¶ 'Cause you ain't around, Baby 1047 00:58:40,062 --> 00:58:43,030 ¶ My whole world stopped ¶ 1048 00:58:45,034 --> 00:58:47,801 Hello, uh, is Joe there? 1049 00:58:48,236 --> 00:58:49,435 Joe. 1050 00:58:50,971 --> 00:58:52,971 You ain't got no Joe? 1051 00:58:53,873 --> 00:58:56,940 Is this 555-5330? 1052 00:58:58,710 --> 00:59:00,809 Well, this is the number he gave me. 1053 00:59:03,814 --> 00:59:05,013 No. 1054 00:59:06,416 --> 00:59:09,250 Okay. Bye. 1055 00:59:35,844 --> 00:59:37,311 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 1056 00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:49,021 (MR. B. HUMMING) 1057 00:59:49,023 --> 00:59:52,357 Don't they ever get sick of it? You'd think just once, just, just once, 1058 00:59:52,359 --> 00:59:56,294 they'd wanna hear a Frank Sinatra, Perry Como, huh? 1059 00:59:56,296 --> 00:59:59,096 Well, it's your place, play what you want. 1060 00:59:59,098 --> 01:00:02,899 You think so, huh? Just watch this, huh? 1061 01:00:02,901 --> 01:00:04,267 (SWITCHES RADIO STATION) 1062 01:00:04,269 --> 01:00:05,434 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1063 01:00:05,436 --> 01:00:07,536 (ALL YELLING) 1064 01:00:14,277 --> 01:00:15,976 That's funny, huh? Huh? 1065 01:00:21,016 --> 01:00:23,216 Very funny. Very funny. 1066 01:00:31,093 --> 01:00:33,159 Well, just forget it, I'm not goin' back to school. 1067 01:00:33,161 --> 01:00:34,460 Justin, would you please listen... 1068 01:00:34,462 --> 01:00:36,161 Now, whatcha mean, "Justin, please?" 1069 01:00:36,163 --> 01:00:39,464 I done listened to you and my folks long enough now. 1070 01:00:39,466 --> 01:00:43,935 What do I have to show for it? Nothin'. 1071 01:00:43,937 --> 01:00:45,369 I'm gonna get me a real job, 1072 01:00:45,371 --> 01:00:48,438 makin' me some real money, you know? 1073 01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:51,607 Like the job that was offered to me? Huh? 1074 01:00:51,609 --> 01:00:56,311 Hey, listen, we can, we can get married, do you know? 1075 01:00:56,313 --> 01:00:58,479 We can do all the things that we wanted to do, you know? 1076 01:00:58,481 --> 01:01:00,981 We... We don't have to do no more waitin'. 1077 01:01:00,983 --> 01:01:02,449 That's all I'm sayin'. 1078 01:01:02,451 --> 01:01:04,284 I understand what you're sayin', but... 1079 01:01:05,553 --> 01:01:08,253 CHUCO: Hey, Justin! Hey, Justin! 1080 01:01:09,990 --> 01:01:13,024 That's it! I am not goin' back to school! 1081 01:01:13,026 --> 01:01:14,558 Then we're not gettin' married. 1082 01:01:16,061 --> 01:01:20,063 Say what? I said, no college, no marriage. 1083 01:01:20,065 --> 01:01:22,298 Hey, now, you talkin' crazy, Loretta. No, I'm not talkin' crazy, 1084 01:01:22,300 --> 01:01:24,100 you are talkin' crazy! 1085 01:01:24,102 --> 01:01:27,169 (CHUCO WHISTLES) 1086 01:01:27,171 --> 01:01:29,471 Hey, I gotta go back to work. We'll just talk about this later, okay? 1087 01:01:29,473 --> 01:01:32,941 No, you forget about talkin' to me, sweetheart, ever! 1088 01:01:33,710 --> 01:01:35,943 Goodbye, Justin! 1089 01:01:40,349 --> 01:01:43,683 What did you mean, "Goodbye, Justin"? You heard me. Goodbye! 1090 01:01:43,685 --> 01:01:48,154 ON RADIO: (CHORAL) ¶ KGYS 1091 01:01:48,156 --> 01:01:51,023 ¶ Radio, radio, radio, radio ¶ 1092 01:01:57,030 --> 01:01:59,296 MAN: Will you close the door, Hippo? Oh, okay. 1093 01:02:05,136 --> 01:02:08,137 Hey, Irwin, come here for a minute, man. 1094 01:02:08,139 --> 01:02:09,705 Look here, I got a real bad stomach ache. 1095 01:02:09,707 --> 01:02:11,573 Man, why don't you take my place for a while 1096 01:02:11,575 --> 01:02:13,608 while I go to the bathroom, huh? Oh. 1097 01:02:13,610 --> 01:02:15,977 I appreciate it, Jack. Yeah, sure. 1098 01:02:41,137 --> 01:02:43,470 FIRST VOICE: Talk is cheap. SECOND VOICE: That's right, honey. 1099 01:02:43,472 --> 01:02:47,073 That is what is meant by, "A fall into the pit 1100 01:02:47,075 --> 01:02:50,543 "is a gain in your wit." 1101 01:02:50,545 --> 01:02:52,444 Irwin, who did you say said all that? 1102 01:02:52,446 --> 01:02:54,579 Mao, man. Mao Tse Tung. 1103 01:02:54,581 --> 01:02:56,647 He's the head dude o' all the Red Chinese. 1104 01:02:56,649 --> 01:02:58,615 Is he anything like Bruce Lee? Bru... 1105 01:03:06,057 --> 01:03:08,290 It's real hot, ain't it? Uh-huh. 1106 01:03:14,398 --> 01:03:16,264 (SIGHS) 1107 01:03:16,266 --> 01:03:17,298 Oh, hot. 1108 01:03:18,134 --> 01:03:19,700 Ooh, hot. 1109 01:03:19,702 --> 01:03:21,735 If you wanna feel somethin' hot, 1110 01:03:21,737 --> 01:03:24,237 you oughta put your hand on this beer. 1111 01:03:34,415 --> 01:03:35,547 Hmm. 1112 01:03:38,118 --> 01:03:40,384 Marsha! 1113 01:03:40,386 --> 01:03:43,653 Will you please stop? I mean, this is a place of business, huh? 1114 01:03:43,655 --> 01:03:46,756 I dropped my contact lens in the cold cream. 1115 01:03:46,758 --> 01:03:49,625 My brother told me not to go into this business. Parking lots, he says. 1116 01:03:49,627 --> 01:03:51,727 I told him he was crazy! 1117 01:03:51,729 --> 01:03:53,729 Now he can buy and sell me. 1118 01:03:55,699 --> 01:03:57,065 Enough! 1119 01:04:03,272 --> 01:04:06,207 Geronimo, man, I gotta win that radio contest. 1120 01:04:06,209 --> 01:04:08,209 I get them tickets, boy, I take Mona out tonight. 1121 01:04:08,211 --> 01:04:11,478 Boy, I'll be over, you know? 1122 01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:14,180 Wooo, she's so fine. Mmm! 1123 01:04:14,182 --> 01:04:16,649 Man, I got down on her, can you believe that? 1124 01:04:16,651 --> 01:04:18,851 Can you believe that, man, I ever tell you? 1125 01:04:19,486 --> 01:04:21,118 Every day. 1126 01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:24,287 And to overthrow the reactionary ruling classes... 1127 01:04:24,289 --> 01:04:27,590 And therefore, impossible for the people to win power. 1128 01:04:27,592 --> 01:04:29,692 That's from Hibbett, page 150. Hibbett? 1129 01:04:29,694 --> 01:04:32,127 Heavy rhetoric, little boss. 1130 01:04:32,129 --> 01:04:33,328 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1131 01:04:35,865 --> 01:04:37,731 Duane? I mean... 1132 01:04:37,733 --> 01:04:39,332 I mean, Abdullah. 1133 01:04:39,334 --> 01:04:40,633 You know what I'm talkin' about, right? 1134 01:04:40,635 --> 01:04:42,468 I mean, you know where I'm comin' from. 1135 01:04:42,470 --> 01:04:44,837 Revolution is the anti... You wanna pick my brain, right? 1136 01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:47,573 Right. I'm gonna let you. 1137 01:04:47,575 --> 01:04:50,742 You know, that Revolution you keep talkin' about all the time? 1138 01:04:50,744 --> 01:04:53,811 Uh, when it happens, and it's gonna happen, 1139 01:04:53,813 --> 01:04:55,679 then you're gonna be workin' here for real, 1140 01:04:55,681 --> 01:04:57,147 and not just playing around, 1141 01:04:57,149 --> 01:04:59,350 splashin' in the water. Do you understand? 1142 01:04:59,352 --> 01:05:01,652 We get a chance to run your white ass, 1143 01:05:01,654 --> 01:05:06,189 and you all get a chance to sing We Shall Overcome in Chinese. 1144 01:05:06,191 --> 01:05:07,356 GROUP: Hey, hey, man! 1145 01:05:07,358 --> 01:05:10,592 That's not what I meant. 1146 01:05:10,594 --> 01:05:14,262 I'm so tired of you runnin' off at your mouth, it's gettin' me down, honey. 1147 01:05:14,264 --> 01:05:16,130 Why don't you just leave? 1148 01:05:16,132 --> 01:05:18,298 And be an assassin. 1149 01:05:18,300 --> 01:05:21,734 'Cause the only thing you're good at shootin' off is your big mouth! 1150 01:05:21,736 --> 01:05:26,138 Would you please get outta my face, you sorry lookin' faggot? 1151 01:05:26,140 --> 01:05:28,874 (GROUP LAUGHING) Who you callin' sorry lookin'? 1152 01:05:28,876 --> 01:05:31,676 (LAUGHING) 1153 01:05:31,678 --> 01:05:33,644 Can't you all see that she ain't funny? 1154 01:05:33,646 --> 01:05:36,513 She's just another poor example of how 1155 01:05:36,515 --> 01:05:39,516 the System has of destroyin' our men. 1156 01:05:39,518 --> 01:05:42,452 Honey, I am more man than you'll ever be, 1157 01:05:42,454 --> 01:05:43,853 and more woman than you'll ever get. 1158 01:05:52,430 --> 01:05:54,463 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1159 01:06:05,942 --> 01:06:08,575 MAN ON RADIO: KGYS news update. 1160 01:06:08,577 --> 01:06:10,710 Here in Los Angeles, 1161 01:06:10,712 --> 01:06:12,812 the mysterious pop bottle bomber is still at large 1162 01:06:12,814 --> 01:06:15,881 after exploding his latest bomb in Anaheim. Take over for me. 1163 01:06:15,883 --> 01:06:19,251 A psychological profile released by the police department 1164 01:06:19,253 --> 01:06:22,621 pictures the bomber as a short, eccentric, middle European man 1165 01:06:22,623 --> 01:06:24,789 with an unhappy childhood. 1166 01:06:24,791 --> 01:06:29,960 More on this fast breaking story later on KGYS News. 1167 01:06:29,962 --> 01:06:31,861 Hi, there, sir. Good morning. 1168 01:06:31,863 --> 01:06:34,496 Look, can I interest you in a hot wax for your car? 1169 01:06:34,498 --> 01:06:38,600 We shampoo rugs. We even got regular wax! Yes, yes, anything! 1170 01:06:38,602 --> 01:06:40,535 Are you quite through with this, sir? Oh, yeah. 1171 01:06:40,537 --> 01:06:42,770 Look, here, here, take care of the car. 1172 01:06:51,614 --> 01:06:54,815 Boy, there's been some weird people in here today! 1173 01:06:58,954 --> 01:07:00,653 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1174 01:07:10,731 --> 01:07:13,998 Hey, uh, pardon me, lady. Pardon me. 1175 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:17,534 You didn't by any chance see a tall, blonde, black girl, did you? 1176 01:07:42,527 --> 01:07:45,427 T.C., T.C.! Come 'ere! 1177 01:07:46,263 --> 01:07:47,295 I'm serious, man! 1178 01:07:48,431 --> 01:07:49,930 T.C.! 1179 01:07:49,932 --> 01:07:51,298 What is it, Hippo? 1180 01:07:51,300 --> 01:07:52,265 T.C., come 'ere! 1181 01:07:56,704 --> 01:07:59,304 What is it, Hippo? See that cat down there? 1182 01:07:59,306 --> 01:08:02,373 Yeah? Do you know what he got in that bag? 1183 01:08:02,375 --> 01:08:04,675 Naw, I don't know. Uh... 1184 01:08:04,677 --> 01:08:07,010 A pop bottle. 1185 01:08:07,012 --> 01:08:10,580 You call me over here to tell me dat cat's got a pop bottle? 1186 01:08:10,582 --> 01:08:14,016 Wait, wait, wait, wait! A pop bottle with silver foil on the top. 1187 01:08:14,018 --> 01:08:15,784 So what? 1188 01:08:15,786 --> 01:08:19,587 So? So what? Look, just take a look at this! Look at that! 1189 01:08:24,593 --> 01:08:27,727 (MAKING BUZZING SOUNDS) 1190 01:08:27,729 --> 01:08:29,662 Just be cool, Hippo. Follow me, follow me! 1191 01:08:33,368 --> 01:08:35,501 You think he ain't gonna see you finger up against the wall like that man? 1192 01:08:35,503 --> 01:08:37,302 Come on, come on. 1193 01:08:46,345 --> 01:08:48,411 Uh, how you doin'? I like your hair, man. It's bad, it's bad! 1194 01:08:51,682 --> 01:08:52,914 It's him, Hippo! He's got the bomb! 1195 01:08:52,916 --> 01:08:55,549 We the next victim! He gonna blow us up! 1196 01:09:07,829 --> 01:09:10,596 T.C., what are we gonna do, man? What are we gonna do? 1197 01:09:10,598 --> 01:09:13,432 Quiet! This is a job for the Fly, Hippo! 1198 01:09:13,434 --> 01:09:14,933 (MAKING BUZZING SOUNDS) 1199 01:09:21,574 --> 01:09:23,574 You're worthless, man, I swear! 1200 01:09:25,612 --> 01:09:27,378 Two and a half gallons of gas. This a charge? 1201 01:09:27,380 --> 01:09:28,545 Yeah. 1202 01:09:31,516 --> 01:09:33,716 The, uh, the blue, uh... 1203 01:09:33,718 --> 01:09:35,084 Stop, thief! (SHRIEKS) 1204 01:09:35,086 --> 01:09:36,752 MAN: They took my bag! 1205 01:09:36,754 --> 01:09:38,053 (MUMBLING) 1206 01:09:51,734 --> 01:09:53,867 MAN 1: Hey, T.C., what's goin' on, man? 1207 01:09:53,869 --> 01:09:55,001 MAN: Get him! Get him! 1208 01:10:01,675 --> 01:10:02,807 It's a bomb! It's a bomb! 1209 01:10:04,410 --> 01:10:05,475 (GRUNTS) 1210 01:10:07,713 --> 01:10:08,945 MAN: Catch him! 1211 01:10:26,198 --> 01:10:28,031 My bag! 1212 01:10:28,033 --> 01:10:29,198 Oh, my bag! 1213 01:10:36,774 --> 01:10:37,672 Piss? 1214 01:10:39,175 --> 01:10:40,674 ALL: Piss? 1215 01:10:40,676 --> 01:10:41,741 Piss? 1216 01:10:42,610 --> 01:10:43,675 It's, it's piss. 1217 01:10:44,110 --> 01:10:45,776 Piss? 1218 01:10:45,778 --> 01:10:47,110 He broke my bag. 1219 01:10:48,213 --> 01:10:49,078 ALL: Piss? 1220 01:10:51,148 --> 01:10:53,815 I was just takin' that sample to the doctor. 1221 01:10:53,817 --> 01:10:56,984 It took me two days to go. You see, I had this operation, and the doctor... 1222 01:10:56,986 --> 01:10:59,953 I'll handle this. I'll handle it. 1223 01:10:59,955 --> 01:11:01,821 I was just takin' that sample to the doctor. 1224 01:11:01,823 --> 01:11:03,889 It took me two days to go. You see, I had this operation! 1225 01:11:03,891 --> 01:11:06,992 I'm terribly sorry, sir. But I... I'd like to replace it. 1226 01:11:06,994 --> 01:11:09,961 I mean, I can't replace it, but here, here's a little something to take care 1227 01:11:09,963 --> 01:11:13,966 of everything, and... And the car wash, the car wash is on me. 1228 01:11:13,968 --> 01:11:15,567 How about my pants? 1229 01:11:15,569 --> 01:11:17,702 It'll all... It'll all be taken care of. 1230 01:11:17,704 --> 01:11:20,071 (MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 1231 01:11:20,073 --> 01:11:22,540 We'll find it. We'll find it. Why, why, why don't ya fix the wheel? 1232 01:11:22,542 --> 01:11:25,042 Listen, Earl, Earl, see that, that stuff is cleaned up. 1233 01:11:25,044 --> 01:11:27,944 Hey, fellas, hey, fellas, wash the cars, wash the ca... 1234 01:11:27,946 --> 01:11:29,278 Look, come with me, huh? Come with me? 1235 01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:30,746 You know who that was? 1236 01:11:30,748 --> 01:11:32,814 The pee bottle bomber. 1237 01:11:32,816 --> 01:11:34,949 I just don't understand white folks. 1238 01:11:38,988 --> 01:11:42,255 Hey, man, ain't that Sonny Fredricks over there? 1239 01:11:42,257 --> 01:11:44,624 Yeah. We got a little deal workin'. 1240 01:11:44,626 --> 01:11:46,892 Workin'? 1241 01:11:46,894 --> 01:11:48,793 Thought you wasn't hangin' out with him no more. 1242 01:11:50,696 --> 01:11:53,029 What's the matter, Lonnie, he ain't good enough for you? 1243 01:11:53,031 --> 01:11:55,164 I mean, he ain't good enough because he's an ex-con? 1244 01:11:55,166 --> 01:11:56,698 You forgettin' somethin', ain't ya? 1245 01:11:56,700 --> 01:11:58,733 I ain't forgettin' nothin'! 1246 01:11:58,735 --> 01:12:01,235 Well then, you just lay off me and my friends. 1247 01:12:01,237 --> 01:12:05,105 I mean, at least he didn't bust no head open on no gas station attendant! 1248 01:12:05,107 --> 01:12:06,974 Hey, don't push it, Abdullah! 1249 01:12:13,716 --> 01:12:15,716 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1250 01:12:22,991 --> 01:12:25,157 Whatta you doin', Marsha? What? 1251 01:12:25,159 --> 01:12:26,124 Why, why are you closin' the door? 1252 01:12:28,828 --> 01:12:30,928 It's so noisy out here, Leon. 1253 01:12:30,930 --> 01:12:33,196 I thought it might disturb you. 1254 01:12:33,198 --> 01:12:34,964 Hey, hey, you're a sweet girl, Marsha. 1255 01:12:51,281 --> 01:12:53,247 With the gas, that's five-fifty. 1256 01:12:53,249 --> 01:12:54,147 What's your name? 1257 01:12:55,116 --> 01:12:56,181 Marsha. 1258 01:12:56,183 --> 01:12:57,048 Hi, I'm Kenny. 1259 01:12:58,084 --> 01:12:59,615 Hi. 1260 01:13:03,188 --> 01:13:04,053 Here's your change. 1261 01:13:08,159 --> 01:13:09,224 And here's your rain check. 1262 01:13:11,094 --> 01:13:12,793 You get a free car wash if it rains. 1263 01:13:12,795 --> 01:13:15,128 Well, what if it rains today? 1264 01:13:15,130 --> 01:13:16,729 Then come back tomorrow. 1265 01:13:16,731 --> 01:13:18,197 Well, what if I can't wait until tomorrow? 1266 01:13:18,199 --> 01:13:23,735 Let's say I come back tonight around 6:00? 1267 01:13:23,737 --> 01:13:25,937 Oh, well, it would be too late... 1268 01:13:25,939 --> 01:13:28,139 You couldn't get your car washed then. 1269 01:13:28,141 --> 01:13:30,207 Yeah, but let's say I was to come back at six, anyway? 1270 01:13:32,311 --> 01:13:34,344 Hey, come on, will you? 1271 01:13:43,387 --> 01:13:44,319 (CLEARS THROAT) 1272 01:14:02,272 --> 01:14:04,005 Hi, Mr. B. 1273 01:14:06,042 --> 01:14:07,007 Hey! 1274 01:14:11,146 --> 01:14:13,045 Hi, Abdullah! 1275 01:14:13,047 --> 01:14:15,213 Hey, little Lonnie, how you doin'? 1276 01:14:15,215 --> 01:14:16,314 Sister, hi! Hi, Dad. 1277 01:14:16,316 --> 01:14:18,215 Hey, how you doin'? 1278 01:14:18,217 --> 01:14:20,684 Hi, Daddy. Hey, baby, how's my girl? 1279 01:14:20,686 --> 01:14:22,318 Say, how's Mama? Okay. 1280 01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:24,386 Yeah? Dad, can I play the pinball? 1281 01:14:24,388 --> 01:14:26,354 Hey, how much homework you got today? 1282 01:14:26,356 --> 01:14:27,321 Not that much. 1283 01:14:28,157 --> 01:14:30,123 Aah, not that much. 1284 01:14:30,125 --> 01:14:33,092 You ain't even got no business over here this afternoon, huh, have you? 1285 01:14:33,094 --> 01:14:34,893 Daddy, look what I got. 1286 01:14:34,895 --> 01:14:37,896 Now, let's see. Hey! 1287 01:14:37,898 --> 01:14:40,231 Yeah, that's beautiful, baby. 1288 01:14:40,233 --> 01:14:42,066 Here's the car wash, and there's you. 1289 01:14:42,068 --> 01:14:44,201 That's really nice, baby. 1290 01:14:44,203 --> 01:14:46,136 I drew it for you. 1291 01:14:46,138 --> 01:14:49,907 For me? Aaah, thank you, baby. That's my girl. 1292 01:14:53,345 --> 01:14:55,411 BOY: Come on, Dad, let me go play pinball! 1293 01:14:55,413 --> 01:14:57,246 (HESITATING) 1294 01:14:57,248 --> 01:15:01,016 Now, you got more responsibilities than playin' pinball, Son. 1295 01:15:01,018 --> 01:15:03,885 You just take your sister home and get your homework done, okay? 1296 01:15:03,887 --> 01:15:06,420 Okay. Do it. I'll be home later. 1297 01:15:06,422 --> 01:15:09,189 Oh, and, uh, watch out for the traffic at the corners. 1298 01:15:09,191 --> 01:15:11,191 Bye. See you later. 1299 01:15:11,193 --> 01:15:13,960 Bye, Dad. Thank you for the drawing, baby. 'Bye. 1300 01:15:13,962 --> 01:15:17,863 Do you own a Cadillac with the license plate YNL 877? 1301 01:15:17,865 --> 01:15:21,099 I sure do. You're under arrest. Turn around, please. 1302 01:15:21,101 --> 01:15:22,500 For what, man? You have over 1303 01:15:22,502 --> 01:15:25,069 37 parking violations you haven't paid. 1304 01:15:25,071 --> 01:15:27,471 Oh, man, I gave my sister-in-law the money this morning to pay it all. 1305 01:15:27,473 --> 01:15:29,906 Is there any other way we can straighten this out, Officer? 1306 01:15:29,908 --> 01:15:31,841 Look, man, I gave a certified check, man. 1307 01:15:31,843 --> 01:15:33,742 I would'a brought it myself, but I hadda go to work, man! 1308 01:15:33,744 --> 01:15:35,944 Tell it to the judge. Look, wait a minute, man, 1309 01:15:35,946 --> 01:15:37,745 I would'a brought the check myself, man, but I hadda go to work. 1310 01:15:37,747 --> 01:15:39,379 Hey, Slide, you going to the slammer? 1311 01:15:39,381 --> 01:15:42,049 Hey, hey, look, call my sister at the May Company. 1312 01:15:42,051 --> 01:15:43,483 Better not look in his locker... 1313 01:15:43,485 --> 01:15:45,184 See you on visitin' day, Slide! 1314 01:15:45,186 --> 01:15:47,319 Hey, call my sister at the May Company. 1315 01:15:47,321 --> 01:15:49,354 Hey, Slide, guess this means all debts are canceled. 1316 01:15:49,356 --> 01:15:50,755 No, it don't! 1317 01:15:50,757 --> 01:15:52,523 Get back to work. Come on, wash cars! 1318 01:15:52,525 --> 01:15:54,157 Wa... Wash the cars. 1319 01:15:54,159 --> 01:15:55,391 Call 'er! 1320 01:15:55,393 --> 01:15:57,393 Wash the cars, huh. 1321 01:15:57,395 --> 01:15:59,495 (STUTTERING) What's the number of the May Company, huh? 1322 01:15:59,497 --> 01:16:01,096 Which one? Look, I don't know. Any one. 1323 01:16:03,233 --> 01:16:04,265 Calvin, will you come on? 1324 01:16:07,336 --> 01:16:10,036 I gotta go home now, turkey. See you tomorrow. 1325 01:16:10,038 --> 01:16:11,971 Don't do us no favors, honey. 1326 01:16:11,973 --> 01:16:14,840 Go to the Bluebird Car Wash and give 'em your business. 1327 01:16:18,545 --> 01:16:20,444 (TIRES SCREECHING) Calvin! 1328 01:16:20,446 --> 01:16:22,946 Calvin! 1329 01:16:22,948 --> 01:16:25,248 Hey, Calvin, Calvin! You okay? 1330 01:16:25,250 --> 01:16:27,049 Yeah! I made you look! I made you look! 1331 01:16:27,051 --> 01:16:29,217 (BLOWING RASPBERRIES) 1332 01:16:29,219 --> 01:16:31,919 MAN: You little creep! Boy, why don't you look where you're goin'? 1333 01:16:31,921 --> 01:16:33,487 Owww! (LAUGHING) 1334 01:16:34,491 --> 01:16:35,523 MAN: Do it! 1335 01:16:40,229 --> 01:16:42,461 MAN 2: Pipsqueak got it that time. He needed it, too. 1336 01:16:45,899 --> 01:16:47,098 MAN 3: Oh, it's a pain in the ass! 1337 01:16:47,100 --> 01:16:48,833 Oh, Mr. B., I forgot my money. 1338 01:16:48,835 --> 01:16:49,800 What money! 1339 01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:57,440 Hey, you firin' me? How much you get? 1340 01:16:57,442 --> 01:16:59,542 Uh, let's go inside. We'll talk inside. 1341 01:16:59,544 --> 01:17:02,444 I don't need your stinkin' office! Now, you fire me right here! 1342 01:17:02,446 --> 01:17:05,547 Look, I warned you. Y... You were out yesterday, twice last week. 1343 01:17:05,549 --> 01:17:07,882 Look, I need someone relia... Now, I'm warnin' you, you understand me? 1344 01:17:07,884 --> 01:17:09,250 I'm gonna burn this place to the... 1345 01:17:09,252 --> 01:17:11,852 You think I need your stinkin' slave job? 1346 01:17:11,854 --> 01:17:13,220 You think you gonna be the boss? 1347 01:17:13,222 --> 01:17:15,889 You ain't! And I'm gonna get you for this! 1348 01:17:15,891 --> 01:17:17,457 Now, I'm warnin' you! You understand me? 1349 01:17:17,459 --> 01:17:19,125 Now, look, look, everybody, back to work. I'm gonna get you! 1350 01:17:19,127 --> 01:17:21,594 Look, I'm sorry, Duane. 1351 01:17:21,596 --> 01:17:23,462 My name is Abdullah, you... 1352 01:17:23,464 --> 01:17:24,963 GROUP: All right, all right! 1353 01:17:28,936 --> 01:17:32,170 Hey, come on, man. Come on, now. 1354 01:17:32,906 --> 01:17:35,873 Hey, don't grab a brother. 1355 01:17:35,875 --> 01:17:37,207 Sorry. What the hell you sorry about? 1356 01:17:37,209 --> 01:17:38,608 Come on, now! 1357 01:17:41,379 --> 01:17:43,245 It's all right. 1358 01:17:43,247 --> 01:17:45,046 Come on. Watch your... You watch your ass, nigger. 1359 01:17:45,048 --> 01:17:46,614 You... You watch yourself. Understand me? Come on. 1360 01:17:46,616 --> 01:17:48,248 GERONIMO: Take it easy, man. You watch yourself! 1361 01:17:48,250 --> 01:17:50,083 It's all right. Come on, man. 1362 01:17:51,886 --> 01:17:53,085 Where's the aspirin, Marsha? 1363 01:17:53,087 --> 01:17:54,252 It's in your drawer. 1364 01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:17,308 Mr. B., about Abdullah. 1365 01:18:17,310 --> 01:18:21,646 I mean, I'm sorry about Abdullah. I mean, he's really wired up, you know? 1366 01:18:21,648 --> 01:18:23,414 Wish you'd think about givin' him another chance. 1367 01:18:23,416 --> 01:18:25,082 I've given him a thousand chances. 1368 01:18:25,084 --> 01:18:28,085 Oh, but, Mr. B., the man is just confused, you know? 1369 01:18:28,087 --> 01:18:31,221 He really, uh... Lonnie, now is not the time, huh? Please? 1370 01:18:32,524 --> 01:18:34,991 Mr. B., every week I keep trying to talk to you. 1371 01:18:34,993 --> 01:18:37,660 And every week, you keep tellin' me, "Now is not the time." 1372 01:18:37,662 --> 01:18:40,529 I've been workin' for you for over a year now, 1373 01:18:40,531 --> 01:18:42,531 when is it gonna be time? 1374 01:18:42,533 --> 01:18:44,666 Uh, I don't wanna talk to you about Duane, huh? 1375 01:18:47,003 --> 01:18:50,204 All right, let's don't talk about Duane, let's talk about me. 1376 01:18:50,206 --> 01:18:52,472 I got to have more money, Mr. B. 1377 01:18:52,474 --> 01:18:55,041 I can't make it on what you payin' me. I got two children. 1378 01:18:55,043 --> 01:18:57,543 Look, Lonnie, that, that Bluebird Car Wash, 1379 01:18:57,545 --> 01:18:59,795 they're driving me outta business. 1380 01:18:59,796 --> 01:19:02,046 Mr. B., I keep tryin' to tell you, you got a big lot here. 1381 01:19:02,049 --> 01:19:04,315 If you organize this thing right, you can be makin' twice as much. 1382 01:19:04,317 --> 01:19:07,017 Lonnie, uh, look, I know you got ideas. 1383 01:19:07,019 --> 01:19:09,352 You... You got ideas. 1384 01:19:09,354 --> 01:19:12,188 Look, don't I always pay you extra for opening and closing, huh? 1385 01:19:16,361 --> 01:19:17,460 Damn. 1386 01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:44,686 ANNOUNCER: All right, out there, it's time 1387 01:19:44,688 --> 01:19:46,387 to get back in the music groove. 1388 01:19:46,389 --> 01:19:48,555 But first... VOICE: Disco Dance. 1389 01:19:48,557 --> 01:19:51,158 Ooh! 1390 01:19:51,159 --> 01:19:53,760 ANNOUNCER: You heard it. It's the Disco Dance at Five-five-five KGYS. 1391 01:19:53,762 --> 01:19:55,795 (TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 1392 01:19:55,797 --> 01:19:56,829 Ooh! 1393 01:20:01,235 --> 01:20:03,635 ANNOUNCER: You'll get those last two free tickets to J.B.'s Disco Dance. 1394 01:20:03,637 --> 01:20:05,303 Come on, man. Please, answer it, answer it. 1395 01:20:05,305 --> 01:20:07,138 Answer, brother, come on. 1396 01:20:07,140 --> 01:20:09,141 Born to Love You. The answer is Born to Love You. 1397 01:20:09,143 --> 01:20:12,544 Ooh! Ooh! Yeah! 1398 01:20:12,546 --> 01:20:16,247 Oh, oh, hey, uh, uh, my name is Theodore Chauncey Elcott, man. 1399 01:20:16,249 --> 01:20:18,382 I work at the Dee-Luxe Car Wash. Now, dig it, man. 1400 01:20:18,384 --> 01:20:21,485 I'm gonna be there after work. I get off at six to pick up the tickets, is that cool? 1401 01:20:21,487 --> 01:20:24,621 Oh, all right, beautiful, beautiful, man. Yeah. Ooh! 1402 01:20:24,623 --> 01:20:26,322 Woo! Woo! 1403 01:20:26,324 --> 01:20:28,290 Woo, woo! 1404 01:20:28,292 --> 01:20:30,759 ANNOUNCER: We got a winner at the Dee-Luxe Car Wash 1405 01:20:30,761 --> 01:20:33,728 (CHEERING) at Sixth and Rampart in greater Los Angeles. 1406 01:20:33,730 --> 01:20:37,331 His name is Theodore Chauncey Elcott... ALL: Theodore Chauncey Elcott! 1407 01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:38,498 ...and he's gonna get down tonight. 1408 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:40,399 T.C. gotta stand for somethin', don't it? 1409 01:20:40,401 --> 01:20:43,435 Well, I always thought T.C. stood for Tough Chit! 1410 01:20:43,437 --> 01:20:45,270 (ALL LAUGHING) 1411 01:20:49,676 --> 01:20:51,142 I'm gonna try to get away later. 1412 01:20:51,144 --> 01:20:53,177 Uh, you gonna be home? 1413 01:20:53,179 --> 01:20:55,279 Uh, no, Leon. 1414 01:20:55,281 --> 01:20:58,448 I'm going to visit my sister tonight. 1415 01:20:58,450 --> 01:21:00,283 Well, maybe tomorrow night, huh? 1416 01:21:01,386 --> 01:21:02,853 Yeah, maybe. 1417 01:21:06,291 --> 01:21:07,790 Watch it, Marsha! 1418 01:21:09,393 --> 01:21:10,792 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1419 01:21:27,710 --> 01:21:29,342 Hey, you guys. 1420 01:21:32,613 --> 01:21:35,714 Uh... 1421 01:21:35,716 --> 01:21:38,416 I just wanna say it's been really far out hangin' out with you guys. 1422 01:21:41,687 --> 01:21:43,486 I mean... 1423 01:21:43,488 --> 01:21:46,255 Hey, it's been nice hangin' out with you, too, man. 1424 01:21:46,257 --> 01:21:48,257 You know? Good luck, man. 1425 01:21:48,259 --> 01:21:51,159 Yeah, come back some time. Good luck! 1426 01:21:55,298 --> 01:21:56,931 Oh, Lonnie. (SIGHS) 1427 01:21:56,933 --> 01:21:58,766 Lonnie, I didn't know where you were. 1428 01:22:00,469 --> 01:22:03,303 Uh, Lonnie, uh, 1429 01:22:04,572 --> 01:22:06,838 we'll talk about all that stuff tomorrow. 1430 01:22:19,385 --> 01:22:22,352 Lonnie, tomorrow we sit down, 1431 01:22:22,354 --> 01:22:24,487 we talk about all the things on your mind. 1432 01:22:26,457 --> 01:22:29,391 You got my word. (SIGHS) 1433 01:22:29,826 --> 01:22:31,559 I promise. 1434 01:23:18,575 --> 01:23:21,441 Hey, Scruggy, you gotta help me pick the ninth race, huh? 1435 01:23:24,279 --> 01:23:25,411 Charlene! 1436 01:23:26,914 --> 01:23:28,947 Hey, I told you, man! I told you! 1437 01:23:28,949 --> 01:23:30,014 I was just gonna call you! 1438 01:23:30,783 --> 01:23:33,784 Charlene... 1439 01:23:33,786 --> 01:23:35,986 What's this? Hey, Charlene, what's the... 1440 01:23:35,988 --> 01:23:37,988 Charlene, whatta you doin'? Charlene! 1441 01:23:37,990 --> 01:23:39,990 Later, brother. Listen, I was gonna call you! 1442 01:23:39,992 --> 01:23:41,658 I didn't mean to stay out last night! Yes, you worked late! 1443 01:23:41,660 --> 01:23:44,895 Charlene! Hey, Charlene! 1444 01:23:44,897 --> 01:23:47,364 ANNOUNCER: It's one minute before the hour of 6:00 P.M. 1445 01:23:47,366 --> 01:23:50,667 News and weather, and then weekend music, stay with us. 1446 01:23:50,669 --> 01:23:54,737 (CHORAL) ¶ KGYS 1447 01:23:54,739 --> 01:23:56,672 ¶ Radio, radio, radio, radio... ¶ 1448 01:23:56,674 --> 01:23:58,807 Loretta gonna come pick you up? 1449 01:23:58,809 --> 01:24:00,608 Did you get everything straight? 1450 01:24:00,610 --> 01:24:02,343 Yeah, everything's straight. She's coming. 1451 01:24:03,646 --> 01:24:06,613 Hey, you all, it's quittin' time! 1452 01:24:06,615 --> 01:24:09,582 Naw, naw, naw, naw. I'm the boss around here. 1453 01:24:09,584 --> 01:24:12,651 ALL: I get to say when it's quittin' time! 1454 01:24:12,653 --> 01:24:15,453 Well? GOODY, GERONIMO AND CHUCO: It's quittin' time! 1455 01:24:15,455 --> 01:24:16,520 (CHEERING) 1456 01:24:23,328 --> 01:24:23,926 (ALL TALKING) 1457 01:24:28,565 --> 01:24:30,331 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1458 01:24:30,333 --> 01:24:33,500 Now for our next impression, we'd like to do... James Brown! 1459 01:24:33,502 --> 01:24:36,837 Brothers! I'm tired! But I be clean! 1460 01:24:36,839 --> 01:24:37,771 (LAUGHING) 1461 01:24:40,942 --> 01:24:42,875 Put some here! 1462 01:24:42,877 --> 01:24:45,843 Hey, damn it, who's got my Swahili Sheen? 1463 01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:49,446 Nigger, you know you got my Swahili Sheen. 1464 01:24:49,448 --> 01:24:51,014 No, no, no, I don't! I don't have... 1465 01:24:51,016 --> 01:24:53,683 Man, why you always hassle me? You know I got a date! 1466 01:24:53,685 --> 01:24:55,718 Oh, come on, man, don't I always come to see your raggedy act, man? 1467 01:24:55,720 --> 01:24:57,453 Come on! Come on, brother! 1468 01:24:57,455 --> 01:25:00,422 Aha! The Fly flies again! 1469 01:25:00,424 --> 01:25:03,324 Yeah, uh, triumphant after the Pop Bottle Bomber. 1470 01:25:03,326 --> 01:25:05,326 It's a bomb, it's a bomb, it's a bomb, 1471 01:25:05,328 --> 01:25:06,760 it's a bomb, it's a bomb, it's a bomb! 1472 01:25:06,762 --> 01:25:08,461 Yeah, yeah, yeah! You cats are just jealous 1473 01:25:08,463 --> 01:25:10,029 'cause I got the tickets to the concert tonight. 1474 01:25:10,031 --> 01:25:12,398 Yeah, well, uh, too bad you're goin' alone, though. 1475 01:25:12,400 --> 01:25:13,799 (FLOYD AND LLOYD LAUGHING) 1476 01:25:13,801 --> 01:25:15,066 Here, honey... Okay. 1477 01:25:15,068 --> 01:25:17,735 ...I'll show you how. Woo! (LAUGHING) 1478 01:25:17,737 --> 01:25:19,670 We see who you takin' out tonight. 1479 01:25:19,672 --> 01:25:20,804 (ALL LAUGHING) 1480 01:25:27,946 --> 01:25:29,496 Hey, brother, where's your radio, man? 1481 01:25:29,497 --> 01:25:31,048 I ain't never seen you without your box! 1482 01:25:31,050 --> 01:25:33,717 I, uh, broke it. 1483 01:25:33,719 --> 01:25:34,851 (CHUCKLES) What'd you do, sit on it? 1484 01:25:34,853 --> 01:25:37,353 (LAUGHS) Sit on it, yeah! 1485 01:25:37,355 --> 01:25:38,587 MAN: Hey, come on, Charlie, let's hurry it up, man! 1486 01:25:40,057 --> 01:25:42,590 Hey, Lonnie, you want a ride? 1487 01:25:42,592 --> 01:25:44,858 Ah, no, thanks, Charlie. I... I gotta close up. 1488 01:25:44,860 --> 01:25:47,493 We'll wait for you. Naw, that's all right, thanks. 1489 01:25:48,796 --> 01:25:51,730 Try not to leave the locker room too messy. 1490 01:25:51,732 --> 01:25:54,032 Aw, will you listen to this? GROUP: Yeah, yeah! 1491 01:25:54,034 --> 01:25:56,634 FLOYD AND LLOYD: ¶ Ding dong, fool is gone ding dong, the fool is gone ¶ 1492 01:25:59,772 --> 01:26:01,471 Aha, 'spect to see you people on the Soul Train! 1493 01:26:01,473 --> 01:26:02,939 GOODY: Good luck. CHARLIE: Good luck. 1494 01:26:02,941 --> 01:26:04,507 FLOYD: Thank you, Charlie. Thank you. 1495 01:26:06,811 --> 01:26:08,043 Hey, man, come on. 1496 01:26:22,759 --> 01:26:24,159 (EXCITEDLY) I got a date! 1497 01:26:26,963 --> 01:26:29,730 Uh, you go ahead. I'll check out the register. 1498 01:26:29,732 --> 01:26:32,866 Oh, Lonnie, thank you. Oh, thank you. 1499 01:26:37,005 --> 01:26:38,671 (HORN HONKING) 1500 01:26:38,673 --> 01:26:39,738 Bye. 1501 01:26:45,645 --> 01:26:47,878 ON RADIO: ¶ Bye, bye... ¶ 1502 01:27:11,002 --> 01:27:12,835 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 1503 01:27:14,505 --> 01:27:16,571 You clean it up. (LAUGHING) 1504 01:27:17,808 --> 01:27:18,840 (INDISTINCT TALKING) 1505 01:27:25,815 --> 01:27:26,680 Hey, hey! 1506 01:27:29,851 --> 01:27:31,917 Don't I get any congratulations, girl? 1507 01:27:31,919 --> 01:27:35,653 I'm the big winner! And the whole city knows it. Can you get to that, my love? 1508 01:27:36,989 --> 01:27:38,688 I won the tickets to the concert tonight, 1509 01:27:38,690 --> 01:27:40,756 I'm gonna go pick 'em up in a few minutes. 1510 01:27:40,758 --> 01:27:43,191 Look, T.C., I'm tired, and I'm busy! 1511 01:27:43,193 --> 01:27:45,593 And I've had a date... 1512 01:27:45,595 --> 01:27:48,495 Now, you listen to me. 1513 01:27:48,497 --> 01:27:50,630 You wait for some high class prince to come in here and sweep you off your feet, 1514 01:27:50,632 --> 01:27:54,066 that's not gonna happen. I am your prince. 1515 01:27:54,068 --> 01:27:57,636 Don't no one dig you as much as I do. You know that. 1516 01:27:57,638 --> 01:28:00,105 But if you don't get yourself together and start treatin' me different, 1517 01:28:00,107 --> 01:28:02,707 I'm not comin' around here anymore. 1518 01:28:02,709 --> 01:28:04,909 And if you don't wanna go out with me tonight, 1519 01:28:04,911 --> 01:28:06,810 I'll just get me somebody who will. 1520 01:28:09,548 --> 01:28:10,714 T.C.? 1521 01:28:11,483 --> 01:28:13,750 What? 1522 01:28:13,752 --> 01:28:15,284 I'm gonna be through in an hour. Come back then? 1523 01:28:17,221 --> 01:28:19,988 All right. That's what the kid wanted to hear, baby. 1524 01:28:19,990 --> 01:28:21,155 The Fly... 1525 01:28:21,157 --> 01:28:22,856 Flies again! 1526 01:28:50,918 --> 01:28:52,016 Bye. 1527 01:28:55,287 --> 01:28:56,886 Here's the bus. 1528 01:28:58,756 --> 01:28:59,788 (CAR HONKING) 1529 01:29:05,362 --> 01:29:07,995 Loretta... Listen, I've been thinking... 1530 01:29:14,402 --> 01:29:17,035 JUSTIN: Mmm... 1531 01:29:17,037 --> 01:29:19,937 Let's not even talk about it. Okay? 1532 01:29:19,939 --> 01:29:22,906 We'll just sit down calmly next week, and discuss it. 1533 01:29:22,908 --> 01:29:24,874 No, 'cause I mean, I want you... Next week! 1534 01:29:24,876 --> 01:29:26,141 A deal? 1535 01:29:26,143 --> 01:29:27,675 A deal. 1536 01:29:27,677 --> 01:29:29,209 Hey, move over, I'm drivin' All right! 1537 01:29:29,211 --> 01:29:30,376 (JUSTIN LAUGHS) 1538 01:29:30,378 --> 01:29:31,810 JUSTIN: All right! 1539 01:30:11,752 --> 01:30:15,920 Hey, is somebody out there? 1540 01:30:37,142 --> 01:30:40,710 Oh, say, Abdullah, whatcha doin' here? 1541 01:30:41,979 --> 01:30:43,979 Hey, man, I'm glad you come back, though. 1542 01:30:43,981 --> 01:30:46,081 Look here, I'm gonna have a talk with Mr. B. in the mornin', 1543 01:30:46,083 --> 01:30:48,149 straighten out that whole mess. 1544 01:30:48,151 --> 01:30:49,917 I didn't come here to talk, Lonnie. 1545 01:30:53,823 --> 01:30:54,822 I came for the money. 1546 01:31:01,196 --> 01:31:05,364 Abdullah, you'll have to use that piece. 1547 01:31:06,233 --> 01:31:09,133 I am, huh? 1548 01:31:09,135 --> 01:31:12,936 I forgot you was a house nigger for Mr. B 1549 01:31:12,938 --> 01:31:15,805 protectin' him this afternoon, and now you're protectin' his money! 1550 01:31:15,807 --> 01:31:19,008 Come on, man, I don't give a shit about Mr. B.'s money, I'm protectin' you! 1551 01:31:19,010 --> 01:31:20,776 That's chump change, man! 1552 01:31:20,778 --> 01:31:22,778 Whatcha gonna do with it? You gonna buy you a revolution? 1553 01:31:22,780 --> 01:31:23,879 You gonna solve all your problems? 1554 01:31:23,881 --> 01:31:25,947 Will you just give me the money, man? 1555 01:31:25,949 --> 01:31:28,149 You and I both know that the jails are full 1556 01:31:28,151 --> 01:31:30,784 o' thousands of young men just like you. 1557 01:31:30,786 --> 01:31:32,852 Is that what you really want? 1558 01:31:32,854 --> 01:31:34,753 Come on, man, gimme the gun. 1559 01:31:40,159 --> 01:31:41,491 I don't wanna kill you, Lonnie. 1560 01:31:45,431 --> 01:31:48,098 Abdullah, you don't have to... 1561 01:31:52,304 --> 01:31:53,303 Gimme the gun, man. 1562 01:31:55,106 --> 01:31:56,205 Come on. 1563 01:31:58,542 --> 01:31:59,774 Come on, man. 1564 01:32:01,210 --> 01:32:02,442 Huh? 1565 01:32:04,112 --> 01:32:05,778 Man, don't make me. 1566 01:32:05,780 --> 01:32:06,845 Gimme the gun. 1567 01:32:08,281 --> 01:32:09,413 Abdullah. 1568 01:32:13,885 --> 01:32:16,518 Aw, shit. 1569 01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:19,787 Come on. It's all fallin' apart, man. 1570 01:32:19,789 --> 01:32:21,555 Hey, come on. 1571 01:32:21,557 --> 01:32:23,023 It's all fallin' apart. 1572 01:32:23,025 --> 01:32:25,125 Yeah, it's all right. 1573 01:32:26,561 --> 01:32:29,028 I know. It's all fallin' apart. 1574 01:32:30,264 --> 01:32:31,863 Yeah. 1575 01:32:33,132 --> 01:32:35,065 Yeah, I know just how you feel, man. 1576 01:32:37,269 --> 01:32:40,103 I don't know, man. I don't know. 1577 01:32:42,140 --> 01:32:44,140 I know I'm not crazy. 1578 01:32:46,144 --> 01:32:51,480 But every day, I have to come here, watch this clown show, man. 1579 01:32:51,482 --> 01:32:53,448 Sometimes... (INHALING DEEPLY) 1580 01:32:54,517 --> 01:32:56,917 I just can't take it. 1581 01:32:56,919 --> 01:32:58,318 I know. 1582 01:33:00,522 --> 01:33:02,021 I know. 1583 01:33:03,357 --> 01:33:05,156 (SNIFFS) 1584 01:33:05,158 --> 01:33:08,959 Hey, look, hey, it's gonna be all right. 1585 01:33:08,961 --> 01:33:12,929 Okay? We'll work it out... Together. 1586 01:33:14,065 --> 01:33:15,164 Huh? 1587 01:33:16,867 --> 01:33:18,066 (SNIFFS) 1588 01:33:29,144 --> 01:33:32,379 ANNOUNCER: All right! This is J.J. Jackson, the prince of darkness, 1589 01:33:32,381 --> 01:33:35,949 coming to you in the night time, 'cause you know it's the right time. 1590 01:33:35,951 --> 01:33:38,985 Starting with the best, the number one sound in the West. 1591 01:33:38,987 --> 01:33:40,419 Car Wash. 1592 01:33:42,623 --> 01:33:45,190 Dig the players on this session. 1593 01:33:45,192 --> 01:33:47,559 Blowin' on steam guns, Floyd and Lloyd. 1594 01:33:48,428 --> 01:33:50,127 Darrow Igus... 1595 01:33:52,064 --> 01:33:55,298 And De Wayne Jessie. 1596 01:33:55,300 --> 01:33:57,967 Suckin' it up on the vacuum, Hippo! 1597 01:33:58,602 --> 01:34:00,234 James Spinks. 1598 01:34:00,236 --> 01:34:03,102 Lindy, Antonio Fargas. 1599 01:34:05,539 --> 01:34:09,007 Dig the Pointer Sisters and Daddy Rich, 1600 01:34:09,009 --> 01:34:11,909 Mister Richard Pryor. 1601 01:34:11,911 --> 01:34:14,111 The taxi driver is George Carlin. 1602 01:34:14,113 --> 01:34:16,113 On the shoes, Clarence Muse. 1603 01:34:16,115 --> 01:34:18,048 T.C. is Franklyn Ajaye. 1604 01:34:18,050 --> 01:34:19,315 And Mona's somethin' else. 1605 01:34:19,317 --> 01:34:21,884 She's Tracy Reed. 1606 01:34:21,886 --> 01:34:24,086 (MAKES BUZZING SOUND) 1607 01:34:24,088 --> 01:34:27,623 Duane, uh, I, I mean, Abdullah, is Bill Duke. 1608 01:34:27,625 --> 01:34:30,525 Lonnie, Ivan Dixon. 1609 01:34:30,527 --> 01:34:34,595 On the bottle, Henry Kingi. On burrito, Pepe Serna. 1610 01:34:36,899 --> 01:34:40,600 Geronimo is Ray Vitte. Scruggs, Jack Kehoe. 1611 01:34:40,602 --> 01:34:44,637 The man with the mummy, that's Garrett Morris. 1612 01:34:44,639 --> 01:34:49,108 Justin and Loretta, Leon Pickney and Ren Woods. 1613 01:34:49,110 --> 01:34:52,678 On the outside, Miz Beverly Hills, Lorraine Gary. 1614 01:34:52,680 --> 01:34:56,214 On the inside, Lauren Jones. 1615 01:34:56,216 --> 01:34:58,349 From left to right, Leonard Jackson, 1616 01:34:58,351 --> 01:35:01,652 Sully Boyar, and Professor Irwin Corey. 1617 01:35:03,455 --> 01:35:06,923 The head on the head, Richard Brestoff. 1618 01:35:06,925 --> 01:35:08,925 On make-up, Melanie Mayron. 1619 01:35:09,661 --> 01:35:12,928 Arthur French is Charlie. 1620 01:35:12,930 --> 01:35:15,597 And on skateboard, Michael Fennell. 1621 01:35:20,137 --> 01:35:23,271 MAN: All right, get down! 1622 01:35:25,174 --> 01:35:29,109 ¶ Car wash Talkin' 'bout the car wash 1623 01:35:29,111 --> 01:35:31,277 ¶ Car wash, yeah 1624 01:35:31,279 --> 01:35:33,178 ¶ Come on, y'all, and sing it with me 1625 01:35:33,180 --> 01:35:35,180 ¶ Car wash 1626 01:35:35,182 --> 01:35:37,215 ¶ Sing it with feelin', y'all 1627 01:35:37,217 --> 01:35:39,417 ¶ Car wash, yeah 1628 01:35:39,419 --> 01:35:41,685 ¶ Ooo, ooo, ooo, oooh Car wash 1629 01:35:41,687 --> 01:35:44,654 ¶ Those cars never seem to stop comin' 1630 01:35:44,656 --> 01:35:49,558 ¶ Well, I say keep those rags and machines hummin' 1631 01:35:49,560 --> 01:35:53,495 ¶ Car wash Let me tell you it's always cool 1632 01:35:53,497 --> 01:35:55,430 ¶ And the boss don't mind sometimes 1633 01:35:55,432 --> 01:36:00,567 ¶ If you act the fool at the Car wash 1634 01:36:00,569 --> 01:36:03,603 ¶ Working at the car wash, yeah 1635 01:36:03,605 --> 01:36:07,105 ¶ Yeah yeah yeah Car wash 1636 01:36:09,342 --> 01:36:11,175 ¶ Car wash, yeah 1637 01:36:13,413 --> 01:36:15,179 ¶ Car wash ¶ 118195

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