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Henry Holliday.

Bulshar.

You will do my bidding.

- You're strong, baby girl. - Waverly?

Mama.

Get out!! Go!!

- Michelle Gibson's finally gonna. - Slay her little demon child.

There isn't an evil bone

in Michelle Gibson's body.

The demon's here.

Is it me?

Waverly!

No, sweetheart.

But she came for you.

- What would we do. - Without you?

I bet you'd all just die.

All just die.

We need more rope.

- No! - We do not have time for this!

She's secure, Wynonna.

Okay,

one of you is gonna listen.

Either one.

I don't give a shit which!!

- Did she steal your gun. - And go full prison break on you?

- Go inside. - If you're not gonna help.

- No, Waverly, don't go. - Don't be alone!

- She has friends in the house, - Mama,

- Who didn't try to murder her. - Multiple times.

No! Please, don't go.

Go!!

No! Don't go!

Go!

Don't go!! No!

Shut up!

Waverly!!

Okay, you know what?

You are gonna listen to me

for two goddamn minutes.

- You owe me that, - no matter what you think I am.

You get one.

Alright. Okay. Okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay. Okay.

A demon

has been stalking your sister

ever since she was a baby.

By the time she was six,

I knew that it wanted to torture

and kill her.

And I knew that it would win.

It's thoughtful of it

to let you know.

Forty seconds on the clock.

I was trying to exorcise it

when the barn caught fire.

- And instead, - it became bound to me. Okay?

It has been torturing me

ever since for what I've done.

It broke me.

That is what you see.

- Our family business. - Is killing demons.

Why wouldn't you have told us

any of that?

- Okay. - Because you two were children.

You let Waverly come

and visit me.

She touched me

and she broke the bind.

The demon escaped.

What, and you thought

you'd join the party?

- Selfish!! - I could've gone anywhere,

- But I chose. - To come and save Waverly.

I know I saw the demon,

but where the hell is it?

Where the hell did it go?!!

I know Mama's... a problem.

Baby, soggy crust is a problem.

Your mama is a catastrophe.

You made cupcakes?

For me? Aw.

I'd do anything for you.

All you have to do

is tell me everything.

Of course. Just like always.

You're family, Jolene.

Come here.

Ooh!

Too tight.

Everything will turn out

as it should.

Trust me.

I just encountered

the most bossy woman

itching for a drink...

You think I'm a monster

for tying up my own mother.

- Well, I think the lineage. - Was immediately clear.

- The warden and his guards. - Are gonna be here any minute,

And I don't know

whether to turn Mama in,

or soak the barn in kerosene.

She keeps saying there's a demon

who wants to kill Waverly

and it's already here...

Well, she did spend 20 years

in a mental institution

for being... mental.

Excellent point. Thank you.

I beg your pardon?

I...

baked your fave Snickerdoodle.

Snickerdoodle.

Good, right?

Jolene has always made

the most superior grub.

I'm also an ace lookout.

You don't have to be

on demon duty, Jojo.

I should do it.

Honey, if I let that thing

hurt any of you...

No. Let me get my boots.

I'm on it.

Maybe Michelle isn't lying.

- No, I don't think she's lying, - I think she's nuts.

Officer Haught and I listened

to the therapy-session tapes

from prison last night.

I heard three voices.

Mom, therapist...

other patient?

An obscene creature,

howling so violently

that it drowned out all else.

The demon. The demon.

The doctor couldn't hear it.

Only your mother.

And then I.

Why could you hear it?

Did you get extra-dimensional

hearing aids?

When Dolls shot me,

when you were not there...

Wynonna, I went to hell.

My God.

The point is,

your sister is in real danger.

Look, I want to believe you.

I do. But...

I didn't see a demon here

last night.

All I remember

was you waving a gun at me.

- You were. - About three months old.

And you were wailing

your baby lungs out,

in the middle of the night,

and I came in and s...

something...

was floating over your crib,

and I went at it

with the fireplace poker,

and it left.

Sometimes dreams

can be like that, right?

Disorienting, when you wake up...

Okay, explain why a dream

started appearing

in every picture.

Every photo that I took of you,

there was this face.

This horror.

And it was behind you

and it was blurry,

but it was coming

and it was getting closer,

closer every time.

Can you show me?

No, because I got scared.

And I ripped them all up,

because I thought

that was gonna fix it.

Jesus Christ.

Go get Wynonna out here!

We're wasting time

we don't have!

At kindergarten...

- At kindergarten, - I... I wouldn't sit. - Next to the story-time mirror,

Because... because I kept

seeing something behind me.

God.

Teeth.

That's what I remember.

Rows and rows and rows

of angry teeth.

You saw it.

You saw it.

Hey.

It's cool.

I always hated this mug.

This thing hates you.

It hates you more than I thought

anything could hate anyone.

And I am so tired.

I'm so tired from fighting it.

If something's coming...

you have me now.

Wynonna. And Jolene.

Who the hell's Jolene?

Christ on a cracker.

Pie? It's fresh out of my oven.

Morning, miss. You a neighbour?

Sure.

- I'm chasin' down. - An escaped felon.

I know all about your chasing.

I know how many drugs you gave

the to the girls on your wing

- so you didn't have to chase them. - Too fast.

I know which ones

you were chasing right into

your own private office.

I'm not sure I understand.

Thing is,

- it's fine with me. - Sometimes it even made me laugh.

You know,

the stupid smallness of it all,

of you.

Are you with the Earps?

Yes. Finally.

And sweet little Waverly's

as good as mine.

It's my party and I'm not gonna

let you poop on it.

You should've tried the pie.

It might've dulled the pain.

Well.

You're gonna be so useful.

This'll be warmer.

John Henry Holliday, ma'am.

I'm...

You're an undead relic

from the Old West.

Sure. Why not?

He's Wynonna's...

mean boyfriend?

- Boy. - I don't like to presume.

Like, a century-plus.

But Waverly's shtupping a cop.

Her name's Nicole.

Whoa. I'd love to talk...

about her later. If we live.

You're gonna love her.

Almost as much as we love you,

Mama Earp.

- Hey, - what's all over your apron?

It's chocolate.

Bit of a cream-puff disaster.

Don't you... remember me,

Michelle?

You... you smell familiar.

Mama!

This is Jolene.

My friend since... forever?

Mama hasn't been here

since forever.

No, she abandoned...

No, wait. I... I didn't.

She left...

three young girls alone

with their alcoholic father.

No, no,

that was because of the demon.

Jolene, we don't have time

to talk about this right now.

It's coming. It's strong.

And all it wants is Waverly.

Well, the road is pretty

clear.

I think the danger has passed.

The Gibson greenhouse,

the family farm -

it's where Waverly was born.

I'm gonna summon it.

I'll bind it to me. Again.

I'll see you

out at the Gibson place.

I have so much baking to do,

I'm not going,

and you shouldn't go either.

Well... if the Earps

need my pistol, I'll be there.

This family reunion is...

really charged.

I'll keep my counsel.

- Wynonna can't waste her energy. - Feeling badly for you.

Because of the thing

about you going

to H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks.

She told you about that?

Yeah, well,

I do not require anyone's pity,

least of all Wynonna Earp's.

- She's too nice. - To say any of this,

- But Nona's got a whack-jack mama. - And a bad-ass demon - On her plate.

I mean, does she really need

a mortal bartender

with half a lung

and a probable mood disorder

dragging her down?

- Well, - that is somewhat reductive.

I just wonder

how useful you are, you know.

I mean, what have you brought

to the table lately?

I don't mean any offence

by this.

But have I ever lied to you?

No, I don't recall

that you have.

No.

Men are so much easier.

I just wish I was there

to keep that darn Waverly

from doing something stupid.

Well...

we can't perform miracles,

but I... do my best.

Yeah, you could have

a really sweet grow-op in here.

Okay, good...

There's a door here and...

those doors there.

And there's a skylight,

this one.

It could be an entry point.

Mama, can we talk?

Sorry. Ain't that

what we've been doin'?

About my real dad.

His... his name was Julian.

Who was he?

He was someone better.

I ran here

every time I could escape.

And somehow he knew

how to follow.

Where is he?

Where did he go?

Later.

None of it's gonna matter

if we can't save his daughter.

Licence and registration?

And a permit

for your cherry light?

Nikki! I was trying

to get these to you

while they were still warm.

Lemon scones?

No poppy seeds.

I know you hate them.

Days of flossing, am I right?

You...

you know all of my weaknesses,

Jolene.

After you, I'm gonna drop off

some fortifying treats

to the Earp ladies.

The homestead?

No, no.

They're off on some

typically nutty mission -

- Wavy, Nona, - and their fugitive mamacita.

Am I just dropping

all of this on you?

I thought Waves

would've at least texted.

It's, not something

they always think of.

Including you in their plans?

Speaking of plans,

I do have to get going.

I need your girlfriend

to finish all of this.

I would do it myself,

but, of course,

- I can't physically harm her. - And...

What?

Don't worry, doesn't mean

we can't have some fun first.

That's it, eat up.

There's a little crumb there.

Jolene?

You're free to go.

You tell Waverly and those.

Earp bitches I said "hey".

Wait, did I just say...?

That's right.

"Bitches" is dead-on.

You just missed one.

- If you stand here, - you can cover me.

Wait. Where's Mama?

On top of everything else,

we need to be

an adult daycare centre?!

I'm outside!

We've gotta get

the sonofabitch here!

Wah!!

First in barrel racing,

but the second act was roping.

Argh!

Back off, demon.

I thought you cut off his head.

It grew back,

ugly revenant stylez.

But this time,

I brought the deal-breaker.

Make your peace.

Through mime, if necessary.

My God. We did it.

We did... we did it.

We did it!!

- He'll never hurt us again, - Mama.

My God.

He's gone.

Christ, I almost didn't think

I was gonna get here

without me being dead.

Waverly...

Waverly...

Jolene.

What are you doing here?

Your mother set a trap for me.

You can't make this easy,

can you?

You selfish, greedy tumour.

You have taken everything

from me.

But you are gonna pay it back!

You'll have to do it yourself,

but we can make that happen.

Wynonna!

Mama!

Jolene?

Jolene!

God. Are you okay?!

I... I just came

to bring a picnic.

She grabbed me.

Don't be mad at her.

She's confused,

and we're all

under so much stress.

- Waverly, - what the hell is wrong with you?

I...

To whisky!

Whoo!

God, I've missed her.

And to Jolene!

That sexy bitch.

Madam.

You gonna charge

for those cookies?

- It's a tasty way. - To make friends.

- Yeah, so's showing. - Your cleavage,

And you don't have to do

the dishes after.

- Hey! - Hey. Ho-ho.

Hi.

"Hi." Don't be like that.

- What? - I'm not being like anything.

Well, then take a shot and

don't forget the cardinal rule.

Don't drink wine after whiskey?

- Nope. - The cardinal cardinal rule.

Don't attack members

of your own team, dorkus.

Duh.

You sure they want me to come?

They still seem so mad.

They'll be fine,

sugar-cube.

Will you?

Look, I am so sorry, Jolene.

I mean, I... I saw something...

I don't know...

Look, we all know that

you're a little trigger-happy.

Nicole calls it impulsive.

She said that?

She's meeting us at Shorty's.

What? You called her?!

She's my best friend, Waverly.

Cupcake for the road?

Thanks.

Gypsy Rose Lestat seems to

have made herself right at home.

- Maybe I should get. - My fortune told,

'Cause my future

feels wide open!

No! Look,

all our cash is earmarked

for the Get-Mama-Pissed-fund.

Three more, barkeep.

Comin' right up.

Yes, please.

Nice.

Something I don't understand.

- How can a revenant. - Be inside my head all this time,

But physically in the prison?

It doesn't add up.

Would you like a Nanaimo bar?

Need max room for max beer.

Or whisky.

Some revenants

have different powers.

Though that's a new one.

A big one.

- Yeah, it doesn't feel right. - At all.

No.

You know what else

doesn't feel right?

Just Kate thinking

she can set up shop in our bar

just because she's Doc's wife.

- What? - Yeah.

- She's his old lady. - From the Old West.

Typical Romeo and Juliet stuff.

Whoa.

I'll go talk to her.

Yeah, I'm gonna drink for her.

Who is that?

You are still coherent.

An act of will, Doc.

Xavier Dolls... is dead.

Interesting.

Were you friends at the end?

I'd like to think so.

That ain't why you came here,

to ply me with...

banana liqueur?

Well, feel free

to send it back up

if you are declining.

I'll just plug my nose

and pretend I'm in Tahiti.

Hello.

What do you want from me, Doc?

Tears? Shock?

I'm looking for an angle...

I can use on Bulshar.

- You know better. - Than to make deals with devils.

A lesson we have both been slow

to learn.

I... want to negotiate!

I... want a visitor.

Waverly Earp.

I will do my level best.

Bulshar wants his ring.

It was on his hand when it got

cut off by his spider wife,

the widow.

What does it do?

It makes his finger

look really pretty.

Well, I have not seen it

since we ended her.

Your little team of heroes.

One of them must've jacked it.

And they haven't told you

they have it yet.

Enjoy the belly-wash.

Sorry you'll have to stand

in your own piss afterwards.

Send me Waverly!

You owe me, Doc!

Send me Waverly!

Obviously, - I assumed.

She was mega-dead by now,

nothing but a body.

But what a body.

That's Big Nose Kate?!

Her nose is perfect.

Well, in better news,

she has to go around

with that nickname now

for the rest of eternity.

You are Wynonna Earp.

Now get your butt out here

and I will do repairs.

What repairs?

I don't need repairs.

Honey.

Good call.

Hey. Are you okay?

See, Waverly gets it.

She's the one that told me

that Kate was his wife.

You knew?!

Well...

it was Doc's right to tell...

I didn't think I should.

Be loyal? Yeah.

Look, Wynonna,

Kate came for him,

not vice versa.

Now, you shove those legendary.

Earp ta-tas up and you go

and you tantalize that man.

I don't think

that's a good idea.

So you can't not be

on Wynonna's side

and then tell her how to behave.

- Well... - since when do we have sides?

I dunno, but you sure as hell

don't seem to be on mine,

half-sister.

Why did I just say that?

That was awful.

I don't think so, hon.

I think that's exactly

what she needed to hear.

I should have some staff

here somewhere.

Y'know, I thought I liked you,

Johnny Hank.

Classic cowboy...

bar full of bottles -

that turns my crank.

Here.

But...

What is this?

I call it...

the Don't Have A Stealth Wife.

While You're Doin' My Daughter.

You Enormous Prick!

It is a pitiful evening

indeed.

I cannot even catch the eye

of Jolene,

the prettiest girl in Purgatory.

I don't like you at all.

I didn't even mean that.

Nicky.

Hey.

You made it.

Can I get you a drink?

Yes, please.

No, I-I won't go see him.

We can't open that door.

Can we?

Well, he did say

it was to your own advantage.

Excuse me?

I know you two aren't talking

about Bobo Del Rey without me,

right?

I'm just... trying to find

a way to, contribute.

Doc.

'Cause I feel

like you've been contributing

all over the place!

Wynonna...

It seems you are incapable

of keeping a confidence.

- You're married! - Guys...

- Shut up, Waverly! - Shut up!!

Pardon the interruption,

but I heard someone wished

to cross my palm?

Ha-ha.

Is that what they're calling it

these days?

Didn't think your palm

was necessarily involved.

Maybe this isn't the best time.

Hey, Waverly...

maybe mow your own lawn.

Well, it's all in the smile

and wave.

It's quite a smile.

Here, let me grab that for you.

What are you doing?

I just, got here.

We're having a brilliant time.

Whoa! Okay, Waverly.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

- Hey! - No, just give me a second!

Okay.

She's just pouring me a beer!

- Okay, whoa, guys. - Just take it easy, alright?

Let's not move, copper.

Get off of her!

Yeah! Alright!

Nice, Mama.

Wah!!

This one goes out to chaos.

Whoo!!

Mama, get down!

Hey, get off!

- Come on down. - Hey!

Whoo!

First call for free alcohol!

Yeah!

Whoa!!

Mama!

You're back for one day

and then you got...

You're cut off!

You're my kid!

You don't turn off my taps!

Don't tell her what to do!

Hey!

I can fight my own battles!

Yeah? When are you...

gonna start?

Goddammit, Wynonna,

can't you be sober for once?!

Yeah? Can you be

a not-stuck-up... suck-up?!

I pursued that man

over continents and centuries

and I do not give up!

- Blah, bitch. - Have you met me?

Excuse me.

Whoa!

Ok, move! In you go...

Just try not to hit each other,

okay? Or do.

- You punched everybody else. - In town.

I got the mutton-chop dude

and I got the...

I got that vampire whore...

And I got the ginger cop.

I'm sorry. And Doc...

And Doc.

Jinx! You owe me a beer!

You know, Jolene sent you guys

some baking,

but I'm just gonna give it

to the staff for having to deal

with the two of you!

Boo...!

It was lovely

to meet you, Officer.

Was it?

Meh.

If they give you any trouble...

They're Earps.

Yeah. Call me first. Right?

Ahem.

Hi.

Okay.

I-I...

just came to bail them out.

Well, no bail for drunks.

They stay until they're not.

Well,

then see you next week.

Even though Wynonna

did assault an officer,

I'm not gonna press charges.

But Michelle? We've gotta

turn her in to the feds.

What? Nicole! No.

Harbouring a fugitive

at your home,

one who tried

to kill you as a child?!

What were you thinking?!

- She's my mother! - And I'm a cop!

- You didn't think. - To talk to me about it first?!

I was... I was going to.

But you didn't.

I had to hear it from Jolene.

- Were you not even thinking. - About me at all?

Am I always the last person

you consider?!

No. I...

I'm so sorry. I...

Can I call you later?

Yeah, or don't.

Like a queen

surveying her kingdom.

Sorry?

No, I don't believe you are.

I'm bored. Want a freebie?

No, thanks.

I'm not interested.

Five of Wands.

This is a warning.

You have an outstanding bill.

I'm all paid up.

Just ask your hubby.

You owe fealty.

And if you were my friend,

I'd tell you to pay that debt,

for he knows what you've done.

He is coming.

- You know, - the thing with vampires is,

- You all think. - You're the life of the party,

But actually you're all a bunch

of high-maintenance, whiny-ass,

- dirt-stinking blood-sucking. - Buzz-kills.

And your lipstick's

always kind of janky

'cause of your weird

oral fixation.

Jolene.

Waverly? Waverly.

Hey.

Karaoke night!

Is your bar totally busted?

No thanks to you.

You know anything about a ring?

A ring that may

have been Bulshar's?

Nicole does.

Alright, I will bite.

Why, pray tell, are you crying?

Again.

Because everything? I...

I think Nicole just dumped me

and I don't - guess what? -

I don't even blame her.

I... I yelled at Wynonna.

Mama's going back to jail

and I feel

like it's all my fault.

She said the demon came

when I was born.

When you were born.

Wait.

Are you saying...

The demon.

Is it me?

You know, it would make sense.

You're not the same

as the rest of 'em.

Bobo said you were his kin.

Plus - oof -

you got a real vicious streak.

Just ask Jolene.

Hello, beautiful.

I'm just waiting for Waverly.

We got into this huge fight.

I don't even know why I said

half the things that I said.

I see you.

You spend your life

rescuing others.

What about you?

What are you doing?

Whatever I want.

Are you... even gay?

I'm whatever you want me to be.

And everything that she's not.

I love Waverly.

No, you don't.

Yes, I do. I love her.

And you, I don't even...

I don't even think I like you.

Cagnia mortuus!

Impossible. I threw this away

into the woods.

What is that?

It's Bulshar's ring.

He is risen.

Ma, are you awake?

My, God, I wish I wasn't.

I'm sorry...

about the mean stuff

I said before.

For thinking

you were an asshole...

the whole time you were...

sacrificing everything for us.

Well, I'll tell you what I did.

I was a mom.

- And you'd have done. - The same thing.

I did.

My little girl.

Alice Michelle.

Alice Michelle?

I sent her away

until this curse is gone.

Sounds like you made

the right choice.

Feels like... shitty shit.

Hey, she's lucky.

Can you imagine...

you and me...

toasted on schnapps

- at the back. - Of the school nativity play,

Going "Whoo-hoo!!"

Hey, you're one hot Virgin Mary,

"Earp!"

I just...

still can't figure out...

why a demon died

like a revenant.

My head feels different.

It feels wrong.

How does Jolene know

that I love Nanaimo bars?

- Maybe it's just the whisky. - Passing through?

No, I feel it. I think

the demon's still out there.

So's my baby sister.

If it isn't the demon...

Waverly.

Hey 911! 911!

Randy! Get your khaki ass in

here!

I saw your name on the board, - Michelle -I saw your name on the board, Michelle Gibson, - And I did not believe it.

You don't recognize

these dulcet tones? Hi, Randy.

Now let me the hell out.

You know, on top of you two

being in here

for public intoxication,

there's a state warrant

out for your arrest.

Yes, there's also

a bastard demon out there trying

to kill Waverly right now!

- Michelle, let's not go back. - To the crazy talk.

- Like that night. - You burned down the barn.

Nedley!

She's telling the truth.

So let me out. Now.

There's only Jolene

to look after her.

Who's Jolene?

Jolene. You know.

We grew up with her.

Last name? Which family?

I dunno.

Did they live in town?

Which concession?

You got a phone number?

Everybody's got a phone number.

Demons don't.

Also, do you know

who brought in the baking?

I could use some breakfast.

Put down that tart,

Randy!!

You're not good.

If you were good...

you wouldn't have lost...

everything.

Are you going to do

something right...

for once?!

My mom would never say this,

but she did all this to...

to protect me from...

from the dark thing.

You... are the dark thing.

The real baby was special,

but you're not her.

You're a changeling,

the evil that she left behind

that night in the burning barn.

My father was a demon.

You know he is.

You can't cheerlead your way

out of this one.

It's too much.

Then do it!

End it!

It's the only thing

that will make it better!

Do it.

Waverly!!

Officer Haught!

Are you in here?!

Waverly!

Waverly!

What about her?

Jolene's the demon.

I was born at the exact

same time as you.

Twins?

In a sick sense.

The universe craves balance.

And you came and arrived

out of the light,

and I...

I crawled out of the muck.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Everything good

was given to you.

Freedom, flaxen hair, family.

And what did I get?

I got shunned,

starved... reviled!

But we're equals now.

Because nobody loves you either.

Why don't you do it?

Haven't you been listening?!

We're linked, you idiot!!!

Do it,

you useless piece of skin.

Wynonna!

Wynonna loves me.

No.

Yes. Yes. Always.

And... and despite

what happened tonight,

I know...

I know that Nicole does too.

And... and... and Doc and...

Jeremy and...

Mama.

- You're lying to yourself. - No.

You don't bring them

a single thing!

I'm here.

I'm here and I stay...

And I love them back and...

And I... I never, never,

never give up on them.

It's my birthright.

Well, this is mine!

I can still fix this.

This is for Nicole.

And this is for making me feel

worthless!!

You can't kill me

without killing yourself!

But she can.

I'm your friend.

You love me.

I love her more.

Goddamn Earps.

Hey. Hey, hey.

Don't let the bitch get away.

You slag!

What are you doing?

Something I dreamed about

every time you kept me awake

in my cell,

whispering what you were gonna

do to my daughter!

What is that?

- It's him. - No.

That was fealty.

I swear... the girl was for you.

Bulshar!

Come on, girls.

Let's go home.

Even though your were in the

thrall if a powerful super evil

demon and her unearthly baked

goods, you said.

I said...

that you are the only luscious,

funny...

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Hot-as-hell baby that I need.

- Then she got super pissed. - And threw me into the dresser,

And... that's when

the ring fell.

Then it burned her?

Yeah.

And then she got

even more pissed

and tossed me into the closet.

Ironically.

Hey, hey, she's gone now.

That's what's important, right?

Right.

But the ring coming back to you,

that's...

Yeah, kind of a creepy

boomerang vibe.

Yeah...

But it kept you safe from her.

I'm sorry. Sometimes things

are... are so completely nuts,

and you, you...

well, you seem okay

and sane and safe.

So I forget to give you

the completely-nuts update.

Yeah, you know what?

How about you just,

update me later, 'kay?

Bulshar!

I wish to speak to you.

I am done with pity.

I am not play acting the hero.

I have come

with something you desire.

Something

I will never relinquish.

And I will never stop fighting

for them.

Whatever it takes, I will do.

Even this.

I am Doc Holliday.

I do not fear the void.

I spit into the void!

So it seems, Bulshar,

we do have an accord.

I may be going to hell...

but I will drag you with me.

Ding-dong. Anyone home?

Something tells me I'm not

getting more banana liqueur,

am I?

Of course, any visit

from a sweet Earp is...

I came to tell you

she ain't coming

and she never will.

I'm working real hard

on keeping my family safe.

And you know what?

Part of keeping them safe...

means keeping them

the hell away from you.

Wynonna!

I bear news of great joy.

Your sister is blessed.

Her real father,

a fella named... Julian.

What about him?

He was an angel.

An honest-to-God,

heavens-above angel.

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