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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,369 --> 00:00:09,702 Today, the prosecution calls 2 00:00:09,704 --> 00:00:12,038 an expert witness to dismantle my timeline. 3 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:13,206 That expert witness? 4 00:00:13,208 --> 00:00:14,941 Dwayne. My Dwayne. 5 00:00:14,943 --> 00:00:16,375 He's never let me down before. 6 00:00:16,377 --> 00:00:18,845 This would be a really bad time to start. 7 00:00:18,847 --> 00:00:20,112 Please state your name and position. 8 00:00:20,114 --> 00:00:21,314 Dwayne Reed. 9 00:00:21,316 --> 00:00:23,334 Uh, seated criss-cross applesauce. 10 00:00:23,359 --> 00:00:26,076 Officer Reed, what is a "rum hole"? 11 00:00:26,473 --> 00:00:28,910 Sorry. Rum hole's a funny word. 12 00:00:29,037 --> 00:00:31,371 You mind if I call it a hooch tube? 13 00:00:31,373 --> 00:00:33,819 The People do mind. Just tell us what a rum hole is. 14 00:00:34,065 --> 00:00:36,660 It's a, uh, secret passageway 15 00:00:36,685 --> 00:00:39,320 used to transport illegal liquor and avoid detection. 16 00:00:39,486 --> 00:00:42,382 The Pecks were rum runners up until the 1970s. 17 00:00:42,384 --> 00:00:43,983 And how did you find this rum hole? 18 00:00:43,985 --> 00:00:47,520 Terrifying. Yet, fun as heck. 19 00:00:51,549 --> 00:00:53,960 So, the defense's rum hole... 20 00:00:53,962 --> 00:00:55,543 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 21 00:00:55,568 --> 00:00:57,704 Now I prefer the word "hooch tube." 22 00:00:59,022 --> 00:01:03,140 Fine. The defendant's hooch tube 23 00:01:03,142 --> 00:01:05,343 went from the murder pool, where the victim was struck, 24 00:01:05,345 --> 00:01:08,612 down to the murder river, where the victim was killed. 25 00:01:08,637 --> 00:01:10,776 Now, how long would it take to travel that distance? 26 00:01:10,935 --> 00:01:12,188 It's impossible to say. 27 00:01:12,213 --> 00:01:13,533 According to your body-cam footage, 28 00:01:13,558 --> 00:01:14,941 it took you 2 minutes and 3 seconds. 29 00:01:14,943 --> 00:01:18,856 The defense timeline says Lavinia had 15 minutes. 30 00:01:18,881 --> 00:01:21,157 That's a lot more than 2 minutes, isn't it? 31 00:01:22,884 --> 00:01:25,485 I was told there'd be no math on this testify. 32 00:01:25,487 --> 00:01:29,422 Officer Reed, in your expert opinion, 33 00:01:29,424 --> 00:01:32,358 is there any chance Lavinia Peck-Foster 34 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:35,027 did not murder her husband? 35 00:01:38,935 --> 00:01:41,781 I would not say that. 36 00:01:41,783 --> 00:01:43,549 Officer Reed, you are under oath. 37 00:01:43,551 --> 00:01:44,739 You tell me right now, 38 00:01:44,764 --> 00:01:46,629 did Lavinia 39 00:01:47,055 --> 00:01:50,156 kill her husband or not? 40 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:53,025 She did! She killed him bad! 41 00:01:54,129 --> 00:01:56,637 No further questions! 42 00:01:59,736 --> 00:02:01,302 Wait, wait! 43 00:02:01,304 --> 00:02:02,703 Wait, wait! 44 00:02:03,839 --> 00:02:05,673 This is a damn witch hunt! 45 00:02:05,675 --> 00:02:07,375 And I'm not talking about 46 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,377 the actual Witch Hunt of 1994 when the crops failed 47 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:11,946 and the Martin twins got exactly what was coming to them. 48 00:02:11,948 --> 00:02:14,835 This walking traffic cone is manipulating this court. 49 00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:16,694 My name has been dragged through the mud 50 00:02:16,696 --> 00:02:18,395 like a Reed through a hooch tube 51 00:02:18,397 --> 00:02:19,697 and I will not stand for it! 52 00:02:19,699 --> 00:02:21,834 I will not stand... 53 00:02:27,807 --> 00:02:29,326 The defendant rests. 54 00:02:29,863 --> 00:02:34,070 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 55 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:42,418 Well, that was a complete Reed show! 56 00:02:42,420 --> 00:02:44,287 If I were wearing my slapping gloves, 57 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:46,956 you'd be tasting fresh peacock skin by now. 58 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:48,624 Here. I brought you a gift. 59 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:50,259 It's a scented candle. 60 00:02:50,261 --> 00:02:52,261 Oh. Thank you. 61 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,287 Wow. "Made in West Germany." 62 00:02:54,289 --> 00:02:55,688 It's the best Germany. 63 00:02:56,308 --> 00:02:57,339 So they say. 64 00:02:57,364 --> 00:02:58,797 Listen, today was rough, 65 00:02:58,799 --> 00:03:01,199 but we still have hundreds of suspects 66 00:03:01,201 --> 00:03:02,434 from the party to talk to. 67 00:03:02,436 --> 00:03:04,791 What about Edgar's apprentice, Amanda? 68 00:03:04,816 --> 00:03:06,158 They had a dalliance. 69 00:03:06,183 --> 00:03:09,015 Did you two ever "wokka, wokka, wokka"? 70 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:10,953 Yes. We had sex. 71 00:03:10,955 --> 00:03:12,722 Yes. We know they slept together. 72 00:03:12,724 --> 00:03:14,757 He was [BLEEP] her?! You said they had a dalliance! 73 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:17,393 - I meant a kerfuffle! - Mm! 74 00:03:17,395 --> 00:03:19,262 Amanda had an alibi. 75 00:03:19,264 --> 00:03:20,402 She was working that night. 76 00:03:20,427 --> 00:03:21,697 My team checked her out. 77 00:03:21,955 --> 00:03:23,799 Is that the same team that dallianced us 78 00:03:23,801 --> 00:03:25,201 on the stand today? 79 00:03:25,203 --> 00:03:29,309 Dwayne can be a major-league dalliance-up. 80 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:32,168 - Hmm. - But he's also my right-hand man. 81 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:35,541 Well, your right hand fingered me in court! 82 00:03:35,818 --> 00:03:37,505 We need to choose our words better. 83 00:03:37,530 --> 00:03:39,176 You need to get rid of that Reed. 84 00:03:40,563 --> 00:03:42,463 I can't fire Dwayne. 85 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:45,255 He's my lead investigator, and I trust him. 86 00:03:45,257 --> 00:03:48,125 Both of our lives are on the line, Lawyer. 87 00:03:48,127 --> 00:03:49,836 I could end up rotting in jail 88 00:03:49,861 --> 00:03:52,795 while you're tied to a stake and tossed into Peck Canyon. 89 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,309 This isn't West Germany, Lawyer. 90 00:03:57,334 --> 00:03:58,969 They will kill you. 91 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,715 You need to pick a side. 92 00:04:01,478 --> 00:04:03,878 Peck or Reed. 93 00:04:08,695 --> 00:04:10,209 - Right now? - Soon. 94 00:04:12,739 --> 00:04:14,806 How do I fire Dwayne? 95 00:04:15,574 --> 00:04:16,700 He was the first guy I met here. 96 00:04:16,725 --> 00:04:18,409 I'm your lead investigator! 97 00:04:18,411 --> 00:04:20,211 He would do anything for me. 98 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,395 I don't like this! 99 00:04:27,785 --> 00:04:29,849 I have to keep my emotions out of it. 100 00:04:30,593 --> 00:04:32,590 My job is to save my client's life. 101 00:04:32,615 --> 00:04:34,307 That's more important than friendship. 102 00:04:36,955 --> 00:04:38,327 You wanted to see me? 103 00:04:38,352 --> 00:04:39,828 Yeah. Have a seat. 104 00:04:41,133 --> 00:04:42,499 This is very hard for me to say. 105 00:04:42,524 --> 00:04:43,823 Oh, just do what I do. 106 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:45,248 Sound it out in your head. 107 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:48,818 That way you don't get... embarrassed. 108 00:04:51,256 --> 00:04:53,256 We can't work together on this case anymore. 109 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:56,086 Can't say I didn't see this coming. 110 00:04:56,174 --> 00:04:57,312 You can visit all you you want, 111 00:04:57,314 --> 00:04:58,647 but you should probably clear out your stuff 112 00:04:58,649 --> 00:05:00,253 - by end of day. - Dwayne... 113 00:05:01,102 --> 00:05:02,451 you're fired. 114 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:04,568 You're firing me? 115 00:05:04,593 --> 00:05:07,022 I'm sorry, but I have to do what's best for the case. 116 00:05:07,402 --> 00:05:10,069 I didn't even want to take this case in the first place! 117 00:05:10,094 --> 00:05:11,360 The least you could do is let me quit! 118 00:05:11,362 --> 00:05:12,795 Fine. You can quit. 119 00:05:12,797 --> 00:05:14,730 I don't want to quit! I love it here! 120 00:05:14,732 --> 00:05:16,832 I'm sorry. And after the case is over... 121 00:05:16,834 --> 00:05:18,162 No, I... 122 00:05:18,741 --> 00:05:20,021 It's okay. 123 00:05:21,102 --> 00:05:22,531 I know the drill. 124 00:05:38,559 --> 00:05:40,926 Hey, buddy. I just wanted to see how you were holding up. 125 00:05:40,928 --> 00:05:42,310 It hurts! 126 00:05:42,850 --> 00:05:44,950 It hurts so bad! 127 00:05:46,374 --> 00:05:48,397 The mailbox you have called is full. 128 00:05:51,290 --> 00:05:53,790 - Hey, Anne. - The entire office is freaking out 129 00:05:53,792 --> 00:05:55,425 that you're going to fire them. 130 00:05:55,770 --> 00:05:56,860 It's just you and me here. 131 00:05:56,862 --> 00:05:59,196 I'm just saying, morale is really low. 132 00:05:59,477 --> 00:06:00,976 You should give a speech. 133 00:06:01,636 --> 00:06:02,740 Okay. 134 00:06:03,608 --> 00:06:05,549 Everyone, gather around! 135 00:06:07,837 --> 00:06:10,487 I know that there has been a lot of whispering 136 00:06:10,512 --> 00:06:14,781 around the water cooler about layoffs and such, 137 00:06:14,783 --> 00:06:17,184 but everyone's job is safe. 138 00:06:17,854 --> 00:06:18,951 Well, good. 139 00:06:18,976 --> 00:06:21,243 'Cause the office Christmas party would've been a bummer. 140 00:06:21,268 --> 00:06:22,404 Mm. 141 00:06:23,122 --> 00:06:24,328 Today on "M-Towne," 142 00:06:24,353 --> 00:06:26,820 the defense team reacts to a shake-up. 143 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,497 Darkness surrounds me. 144 00:06:30,837 --> 00:06:33,227 Bank robbery in progress at 2nd and Thornwell! 145 00:06:33,252 --> 00:06:34,546 Officer down! 146 00:06:34,926 --> 00:06:38,448 Yep. Officer very down! 147 00:06:42,198 --> 00:06:43,710 So, our timeline's in tatters 148 00:06:43,712 --> 00:06:45,137 and I had to fire Dwayne. 149 00:06:45,177 --> 00:06:46,947 Sure. Things seem bad. 150 00:06:47,179 --> 00:06:48,445 But, you know, it's East Peck. 151 00:06:48,447 --> 00:06:49,946 Everything seems bad at first. 152 00:06:49,948 --> 00:06:52,182 Our last hope is to find a new suspect, 153 00:06:52,184 --> 00:06:54,751 which means I need to interview every last guest from the Gala. 154 00:06:54,753 --> 00:06:56,686 No matter how unhelpful. 155 00:06:56,688 --> 00:06:59,470 The only thing I killed at that party was 40 shrimp, okay? 156 00:06:59,495 --> 00:07:01,200 You have said that about six times. 157 00:07:01,225 --> 00:07:03,560 It's true. 4-0, baby. 158 00:07:03,885 --> 00:07:05,195 4-0! 159 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:07,974 4-0! Whoo-hoo! 160 00:07:07,999 --> 00:07:09,432 Hi. Do you have an appointment? 161 00:07:09,434 --> 00:07:12,101 No, but I have important information 162 00:07:12,103 --> 00:07:13,970 about the Edgar Foster murder. 163 00:07:14,241 --> 00:07:16,374 Oh. We're not taking walk-ins. 164 00:07:16,399 --> 00:07:17,774 We're shorthanded. 165 00:07:17,776 --> 00:07:19,809 My boss fired half the staff. 166 00:07:19,811 --> 00:07:21,878 Uh, what kind of information do you have? 167 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:26,494 Well, I saw who murdered Edgar Foster. 168 00:07:29,139 --> 00:07:30,153 It was... 169 00:07:30,155 --> 00:07:31,255 Oh! 170 00:07:31,486 --> 00:07:33,089 4-0! 171 00:07:33,449 --> 00:07:34,548 Whoo! 172 00:07:34,550 --> 00:07:36,016 Why don't we talk in my office? 173 00:07:36,018 --> 00:07:37,518 All right. 174 00:07:38,544 --> 00:07:41,838 So, I was at the Gala and I had to use the restroom. 175 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:45,366 And the Houseboy said I could just use the pool... 176 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:48,559 Oh! 177 00:07:48,584 --> 00:07:50,097 - Speed past that part, please. - Oh. 178 00:07:50,099 --> 00:07:51,779 So, I got to the pool house, 179 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:53,804 and I saw Edgar arguing with this man. 180 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:57,707 Then the man hit Edgar and Edgar just dropped. 181 00:07:57,709 --> 00:08:00,343 And then the man turned, so I ran. 182 00:08:00,704 --> 00:08:02,971 And I've been running ever since. 183 00:08:02,996 --> 00:08:06,483 This wasn't the man, was it? 184 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,901 No, that's Lavinia with a mustache. 185 00:08:09,926 --> 00:08:12,660 The man I saw had alabaster hair. 186 00:08:16,464 --> 00:08:18,204 Good morning, Lavinia. 187 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:20,733 I hope you don't mind. 188 00:08:20,735 --> 00:08:22,101 I'm having a light breakfast. 189 00:08:22,103 --> 00:08:24,430 I'd offer you some, but I'm sure you're stuffed 190 00:08:24,455 --> 00:08:26,205 from eating so much [BLEEP] in the courtroom. 191 00:08:26,578 --> 00:08:29,012 You should know I fired Dwayne. 192 00:08:29,014 --> 00:08:30,480 Oh, Lawyer! 193 00:08:30,482 --> 00:08:32,349 Oh! Lawyer, oh! 194 00:08:32,351 --> 00:08:36,053 I'm so happy! I'm so happy! Oh! 195 00:08:36,055 --> 00:08:37,421 I do have some more good news. 196 00:08:37,630 --> 00:08:39,296 We have a new witness. 197 00:08:39,649 --> 00:08:41,565 Your Houseboy confirms he saw her at the party 198 00:08:41,567 --> 00:08:43,367 and she has a very detailed recollection. 199 00:08:43,369 --> 00:08:45,979 Also, you must clean your pool. 200 00:08:46,004 --> 00:08:47,437 Wonderful! 201 00:08:47,673 --> 00:08:50,340 I have the perfect gift for you. 202 00:08:51,254 --> 00:08:52,486 Hmm. 203 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,666 No. 204 00:08:57,611 --> 00:08:59,716 Your very own slapping gloves. 205 00:09:00,144 --> 00:09:01,151 Hmm. 206 00:09:01,424 --> 00:09:02,557 Don't know what to say. 207 00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:04,225 Except no. 208 00:09:04,965 --> 00:09:06,394 Try them. 209 00:09:07,245 --> 00:09:08,262 Slap yourself. 210 00:09:08,606 --> 00:09:09,797 Here you go. Slap it. 211 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,422 I'd rather... Slap it! 212 00:09:11,447 --> 00:09:12,767 Harder. 213 00:09:14,047 --> 00:09:15,197 And, Ms. Clipf, 214 00:09:15,999 --> 00:09:18,709 can you describe the person you saw strike Edgar? 215 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:20,847 He had alabaster hair. 216 00:09:20,849 --> 00:09:23,650 He! My client is clearly not a he. 217 00:09:23,652 --> 00:09:26,185 What did the man with the alabaster hair, 218 00:09:26,187 --> 00:09:31,357 who is not my client, say as he struck Edgar Foster? 219 00:09:31,359 --> 00:09:34,619 "I'm not your brother! I'm not your friend!" 220 00:09:34,761 --> 00:09:37,444 And then came the mighty blow and I ran. 221 00:09:38,090 --> 00:09:39,790 And I've been running ever since. 222 00:09:40,935 --> 00:09:42,468 No further questions. 223 00:09:42,657 --> 00:09:44,557 Brava, Lawyer! Brava. 224 00:09:44,559 --> 00:09:46,292 - Little kiss. Kissy-kiss. - No. No. 225 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:47,763 Kiss it! Kiss it! 226 00:09:48,230 --> 00:09:51,197 Ms. Clipf, are you a fan of "M-Towne"? 227 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:53,099 Oh, I've never missed an episode. 228 00:09:53,591 --> 00:09:56,230 - I'm obsessed. - May I play something for you then? 229 00:09:58,702 --> 00:10:01,602 "I'm not your brother and I'm not your friend!" 230 00:10:01,604 --> 00:10:04,138 Then came the mighty blow and I ran. 231 00:10:04,140 --> 00:10:07,241 And he's been running ever since. 232 00:10:07,243 --> 00:10:11,463 That was from an episode of "M-Towne, Season One: Detroit," 233 00:10:11,488 --> 00:10:14,425 called "The Alabaster Bastard." 234 00:10:14,450 --> 00:10:15,903 Objection... 235 00:10:16,678 --> 00:10:17,893 Spoilers. 236 00:10:17,895 --> 00:10:19,536 Your Honor, this woman was not a witness, 237 00:10:19,561 --> 00:10:21,528 but instead, an "M-Towne" obsessed loon 238 00:10:21,530 --> 00:10:23,563 looking for 15 minutes of fame. 239 00:10:23,565 --> 00:10:25,298 And to get back at my ex 240 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:27,000 who said I would never amount to anything. 241 00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:29,036 Well [BLEEP] you, Barrel Peters! 242 00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:32,135 Take me back! 243 00:10:32,775 --> 00:10:34,141 Barrel! 244 00:10:34,143 --> 00:10:35,308 Josh? 245 00:10:35,310 --> 00:10:37,377 I told you no walk-ins. 246 00:10:38,419 --> 00:10:41,348 In hindsight, I probably should've listened to "M-Towne." 247 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,784 Uh! 248 00:10:44,307 --> 00:10:46,149 Stake coming through! 249 00:10:53,615 --> 00:10:56,275 I can't believe this is how it ends. 250 00:10:56,498 --> 00:10:57,831 I'm not giving up on you. 251 00:10:57,833 --> 00:11:00,233 Lawyer, there's so much I haven't done. 252 00:11:00,876 --> 00:11:02,894 I've never ridden in a hot air balloon. 253 00:11:03,553 --> 00:11:06,539 I've never made love to a full-size man. 254 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,041 Okay, that's probably enough right there. 255 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:10,443 Promise me if I'm convicted... 256 00:11:10,445 --> 00:11:13,646 - I... I can't do that. - ...you will beg the court 257 00:11:13,648 --> 00:11:16,783 to give me one last hot air balloon ride. 258 00:11:16,785 --> 00:11:19,052 Oh. Okay. 259 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,703 Then... 260 00:11:21,423 --> 00:11:22,889 you'll [BLEEP] me. 261 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,771 - You're drunk, Lavinia. - No, you're... 262 00:11:25,527 --> 00:11:26,593 I need to sit down. 263 00:11:26,595 --> 00:11:28,828 Yes. Why don't you just lie down? 264 00:11:28,830 --> 00:11:29,863 Here. 265 00:11:29,865 --> 00:11:31,097 - Lawyer? - Mm-hmm? 266 00:11:31,099 --> 00:11:33,776 Do you have children or are you barren? 267 00:11:34,006 --> 00:11:35,535 Well, I'm... I'm not barren. 268 00:11:35,537 --> 00:11:37,470 In fact, there's a one-in-six chance 269 00:11:37,472 --> 00:11:39,706 that I might have a little baby lawyer coming. 270 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:43,443 Promise me that you will have children. 271 00:11:44,475 --> 00:11:49,682 The world would be a much better place with more of you. 272 00:11:51,643 --> 00:11:52,752 Thank you, Lavinia. 273 00:11:52,961 --> 00:11:55,121 Spread your seed, Lawyer! 274 00:11:55,123 --> 00:11:56,756 Like a gardener. 275 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,725 Oh, they [BLEEP] everything. 276 00:11:58,727 --> 00:12:00,093 I'm gonna lie down. 277 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,556 Yeah, yeah. 278 00:12:02,564 --> 00:12:05,832 One of the secretaries had too much to drink at lunch. 279 00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:08,535 Also, I have Josh for Secret Santa. 280 00:12:08,537 --> 00:12:09,702 Well, who'd Josh get? 281 00:12:09,758 --> 00:12:11,905 I don't know, but I hope it's not me. 282 00:12:12,382 --> 00:12:13,981 Dwayne! 283 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,242 No! No! 284 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:18,678 This is a professional visit. 285 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:21,681 I'm here in my capacity as an EPPD Officer. 286 00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:23,850 I totally understand. 287 00:12:23,852 --> 00:12:25,451 Per police protocol, 288 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:28,755 I am unable to share evidence with civilians. 289 00:12:29,602 --> 00:12:31,558 Such as this thumb drive, 290 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:34,761 which may or may not contain an EPPD intake video 291 00:12:34,763 --> 00:12:36,162 from the night of the Gala. 292 00:12:36,164 --> 00:12:39,054 So, which is it? Should we watch or not? 293 00:12:39,079 --> 00:12:41,280 We don't have time for this [BLEEP] 294 00:12:42,826 --> 00:12:44,292 Edgar's assistant. 295 00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:47,695 Amanda was picked up for driving drunk on Big Peck Drive, 296 00:12:47,697 --> 00:12:49,465 the only road leaving Peck Gardens, 297 00:12:49,490 --> 00:12:51,394 around the time Edgar was killed. 298 00:12:52,707 --> 00:12:55,003 I'm not drunk. I can't drink right now. 299 00:12:55,005 --> 00:12:56,738 Then why were you driving recklessly? 300 00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:58,139 I was upset. 301 00:12:58,141 --> 00:13:00,143 I'd just had a fight with my old boss and... 302 00:13:03,146 --> 00:13:05,146 Oh! Jesus, Dwayne! 303 00:13:05,148 --> 00:13:07,715 That's happened all three times I've watched this! 304 00:13:07,717 --> 00:13:09,832 Okay, wait, she got in a fight with her old boss, 305 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:10,943 who was Edgar. 306 00:13:10,968 --> 00:13:13,068 Then she threw up but wasn't drinking. 307 00:13:14,824 --> 00:13:16,624 What if Amanda was pregnant? 308 00:13:21,798 --> 00:13:24,632 So, you boys want to know about one of my patients? 309 00:13:24,634 --> 00:13:26,835 Yes. Amanda Silva? 310 00:13:27,468 --> 00:13:28,483 Breed? 311 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,938 That's what we're trying to find out. 312 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:31,239 She's a human. 313 00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:32,774 Now, I know that federal law prevents you 314 00:13:32,776 --> 00:13:34,108 from disclosing personal information... 315 00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:37,979 Amanda Silva, social 987-65-4329, 316 00:13:37,981 --> 00:13:40,034 VISA ending in 2889. 317 00:13:40,059 --> 00:13:41,646 Not a virgin, that's for sure. 318 00:13:41,844 --> 00:13:44,318 Aw, is that little guy a dachshund? 319 00:13:45,135 --> 00:13:46,187 I can't tell you that. 320 00:13:46,189 --> 00:13:49,067 We take doctor/pet confidentiality very seriously. 321 00:13:49,326 --> 00:13:50,692 But obviously not. 322 00:13:51,048 --> 00:13:52,360 Can we come back to Amanda? 323 00:13:52,362 --> 00:13:54,028 Well, the chlamydia did. 324 00:13:54,939 --> 00:13:57,131 And it looks like she came in on October 12th 325 00:13:57,133 --> 00:13:59,734 for a pregnancy test, which came out positive. 326 00:14:01,001 --> 00:14:03,104 October 12th was the night of the Gala! 327 00:14:03,106 --> 00:14:04,906 - Our theory checks out. - Hold on. 328 00:14:04,908 --> 00:14:08,176 A week later, we realized it was a false positive due to... 329 00:14:10,053 --> 00:14:11,139 doctor error. 330 00:14:11,164 --> 00:14:12,747 Turns out, she just had a bad flu. 331 00:14:12,749 --> 00:14:14,315 Well, no harm, no foul. 332 00:14:14,452 --> 00:14:17,487 Remember, we're just here to question her. 333 00:14:17,854 --> 00:14:20,221 EPPD! Open the door! 334 00:14:20,223 --> 00:14:21,956 Dwayne! God! 335 00:14:22,206 --> 00:14:23,574 Sorry, Josh. You know I'm a 336 00:14:23,599 --> 00:14:25,927 shoot-doors-first, open-doors-later kind of guy. 337 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,728 Amanda? 338 00:14:31,676 --> 00:14:33,525 Oh, my! 339 00:14:33,803 --> 00:14:35,236 Oh! 340 00:14:37,357 --> 00:14:38,907 She's dead. 341 00:14:38,909 --> 00:14:40,942 Oh, my God. 342 00:14:40,944 --> 00:14:42,926 Oh... 343 00:14:46,149 --> 00:14:47,749 I'm sorry, Josh. 344 00:14:47,751 --> 00:14:49,350 You know I laugh inappropriately 345 00:14:49,352 --> 00:14:52,595 but this dead girl is pretty inappropriate! 346 00:14:55,759 --> 00:14:57,859 Oh, God! I shot her! 347 00:14:57,861 --> 00:14:59,160 They taught us this at the academy. 348 00:14:59,162 --> 00:15:01,663 I got to make it look like she shot first. 349 00:15:02,131 --> 00:15:03,321 Somebody shoot me. 350 00:15:03,346 --> 00:15:05,266 - I'll do it. - No! No! 351 00:15:05,359 --> 00:15:08,036 - Stop shooting each other! - Oh. 352 00:15:08,061 --> 00:15:09,588 I think this was a suicide. 353 00:15:09,613 --> 00:15:12,140 Oh. She left a note. 354 00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:14,842 Oh, this is so sad. 355 00:15:17,407 --> 00:15:18,886 This is a confession. 356 00:15:20,632 --> 00:15:22,077 She killed Edgar. 357 00:15:22,883 --> 00:15:24,209 Then killed herself. 358 00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:26,808 It's over. 359 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,934 Ah! Ahh! 360 00:15:29,159 --> 00:15:30,925 Dwayne, what the [BLEEP] 361 00:15:30,927 --> 00:15:32,160 Josh, I'm sorry. 362 00:15:32,162 --> 00:15:33,695 There was a round in the chamber. 363 00:15:33,697 --> 00:15:35,487 That's the only way I know how to get it out. 364 00:15:37,857 --> 00:15:40,024 It's all safe now. 365 00:15:45,158 --> 00:15:47,074 "...which is why I killed Edgar. 366 00:15:47,844 --> 00:15:51,490 The guilt is too much for me to stay in this world. 367 00:15:51,657 --> 00:15:52,952 God forgive me. 368 00:15:53,143 --> 00:15:56,765 Respectfully yours, Amanda Silva." 369 00:16:00,687 --> 00:16:02,587 When Amanda thought she was pregnant, 370 00:16:02,589 --> 00:16:04,956 she went to the Peck Gala to confront Edgar. 371 00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:07,739 Clearly, she did not like the way he took the news. 372 00:16:07,898 --> 00:16:09,788 She grabbed the Jessup clock 373 00:16:09,813 --> 00:16:12,106 and struck him in the head, knocking him out! 374 00:16:12,107 --> 00:16:15,067 She panicked, threw the body down the rum hole 375 00:16:15,351 --> 00:16:17,151 where he drowned in the Peck River. 376 00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:19,290 She got in her car to go and retrieve the body, 377 00:16:19,419 --> 00:16:20,980 was pulled over for reckless driving. 378 00:16:21,194 --> 00:16:23,161 Upon being released by the police, 379 00:16:23,163 --> 00:16:25,296 she returns to the body in the river, 380 00:16:25,298 --> 00:16:29,868 realizes her only option is to frame Lavinia, 381 00:16:29,870 --> 00:16:32,837 and so then placed the body in a suitcase 382 00:16:33,836 --> 00:16:36,346 and planted it in my client's trunk. 383 00:16:36,827 --> 00:16:37,993 Wow. 384 00:16:38,393 --> 00:16:39,866 The perfect crime. 385 00:16:40,894 --> 00:16:42,533 Given this signed confession, 386 00:16:42,648 --> 00:16:47,185 the defense asks for an immediate not guilty verdict. 387 00:16:48,522 --> 00:16:49,954 Hasn't my client been through enough? 388 00:16:49,956 --> 00:16:51,456 I have. 389 00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:54,415 The Michael Jackson drugs won't get me to sleep anymore. 390 00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,333 As a mother, it is important to demonstrate 391 00:17:02,335 --> 00:17:05,270 not only how to win, but how to lose with grace. 392 00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:08,849 I need to be a role model and show poise and dignity. 393 00:17:10,486 --> 00:17:12,343 But not for at least another month. 394 00:17:12,345 --> 00:17:14,279 You know she [BLEEP] did it! 395 00:17:14,281 --> 00:17:15,880 Look at her [BLEEP] face, little [BLEEP] sitting there! 396 00:17:15,882 --> 00:17:17,482 Oh, you think, oh, maybe she didn't [BLEEP] do it! 397 00:17:17,484 --> 00:17:21,019 Look at her [BLEEP] guilty face grinning [BLEEP] ear-to-ear! 398 00:17:21,021 --> 00:17:22,987 Because she murdered him! 399 00:17:22,989 --> 00:17:24,055 Get the [BLEEP] off me. 400 00:17:24,057 --> 00:17:25,123 Y'all can [BLEEP] 401 00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,158 Suck all 402 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,426 Suck my [BLEEP] 403 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,868 Not guilty. 404 00:17:37,568 --> 00:17:39,170 Not guilty! Not guilty! 405 00:17:39,172 --> 00:17:40,951 I heard him! I heard him! 406 00:17:41,508 --> 00:17:43,308 We did it! Now, let's go celebrate 407 00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:45,143 in that hot air balloon like you promised! 408 00:17:45,145 --> 00:17:46,553 - No, I didn't... - Yeah, you did! 409 00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,313 I didn't... I didn't promise that! 410 00:17:48,315 --> 00:17:49,506 Oh, thank you! 411 00:17:49,531 --> 00:17:50,681 Danke! 412 00:17:52,202 --> 00:17:54,085 Things turned around pretty quickly for us. 413 00:17:54,380 --> 00:17:56,078 ♪ If you can take it ♪ 414 00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,494 ♪ Then she can shake it ♪ 415 00:18:01,698 --> 00:18:03,365 ♪ If you can move it ♪ 416 00:18:04,935 --> 00:18:06,568 ♪ Then she can move it ♪ 417 00:18:09,239 --> 00:18:12,674 ♪ But you're moving too much for me ♪ 418 00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:16,225 ♪ See and your grooving is affecting me ♪ 419 00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:18,847 Was it risky defending the most beloved woman in town? 420 00:18:20,061 --> 00:18:21,294 Yeah, it was. 421 00:18:22,199 --> 00:18:23,543 But if you're gonna be a good lawyer, 422 00:18:23,568 --> 00:18:24,734 you have to take risks. 423 00:18:26,818 --> 00:18:28,196 Ohh! 424 00:18:29,244 --> 00:18:31,153 Plus, I knew Lavinia didn't do it. 425 00:18:33,931 --> 00:18:37,462 And the best part of all, I rehired my right-hand man. 426 00:18:40,144 --> 00:18:41,934 The Dream Team is back together. 427 00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:44,292 Undefeated. 428 00:18:53,906 --> 00:18:55,499 Thank you, Peckers! 429 00:18:55,828 --> 00:18:57,194 Hi, darling! 430 00:18:57,577 --> 00:18:58,848 Lawyer. 431 00:19:01,786 --> 00:19:03,385 I don't know what to say. 432 00:19:03,593 --> 00:19:05,507 You're everything I hoped you'd be. 433 00:19:05,762 --> 00:19:07,595 Loyal and trustworthy. 434 00:19:07,597 --> 00:19:08,897 That's very kind. 435 00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:12,131 - Steady. Fast. Steadfast. - Thank you. 436 00:19:12,177 --> 00:19:15,008 Bold. Beautiful. Young. Restless. 437 00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:16,466 Those are just words now. 438 00:19:16,707 --> 00:19:19,874 Mostly, I want to tell you that 439 00:19:19,899 --> 00:19:22,132 you're the first man in my life who hasn't abandon me. 440 00:19:22,274 --> 00:19:24,353 And I'm... I'm... 441 00:19:26,572 --> 00:19:28,239 I want to thank you. 442 00:19:28,352 --> 00:19:29,541 I know. 443 00:19:29,581 --> 00:19:32,299 If this were a different time and you were a little younger, 444 00:19:32,324 --> 00:19:34,625 I'd have you wearing me like a hat tonight. 445 00:19:34,725 --> 00:19:37,367 Anyway, I brought you something. 446 00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,918 It's nothing important like money, 447 00:19:40,648 --> 00:19:42,697 but it does come from the heart, Lawyer. 448 00:19:43,802 --> 00:19:44,961 Thank you, Lavinia. 449 00:19:45,326 --> 00:19:46,433 If you'd care to join me, 450 00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:48,091 I'm going to have a bottle of absinthe, 451 00:19:48,366 --> 00:19:49,366 see what happens. 452 00:19:49,391 --> 00:19:51,325 I'm not wearing you home like a hat. 453 00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:52,628 Someone will. 454 00:19:59,483 --> 00:20:00,715 Congratulations! 455 00:20:00,717 --> 00:20:02,584 - Hey, thank you! - You, too. 456 00:20:02,586 --> 00:20:04,081 Great season of "M-Towne." 457 00:20:04,106 --> 00:20:05,176 People keep saying. 458 00:20:05,201 --> 00:20:06,855 I swear that I'm gonna listen. 459 00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:09,724 It's just that I have this 90-second commute to work. 460 00:20:09,726 --> 00:20:11,953 Well, it was really great meeting you. 461 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,762 And I want to say I think it was really smart 462 00:20:13,764 --> 00:20:15,702 we didn't cross any boundaries during the case. 463 00:20:15,727 --> 00:20:17,092 It would've been unprofessional. 464 00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:19,184 Yeah, I, uh... I totally agree. 465 00:20:21,338 --> 00:20:23,951 The case is over and I'm leaving tomorrow. 466 00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:25,216 Mm-hmm. 467 00:20:25,314 --> 00:20:26,446 Want to get weird? 468 00:20:26,471 --> 00:20:27,945 Super weird. 469 00:20:28,591 --> 00:20:29,702 Let me just close my tab. 470 00:20:29,727 --> 00:20:31,679 Okay, I just have a final interview with Lavinia, 471 00:20:31,681 --> 00:20:33,548 and then we can get going. 472 00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:35,090 Yes! Totally! Take your time. 473 00:20:35,165 --> 00:20:36,875 No rush at all. I'm cool. 474 00:20:37,171 --> 00:20:38,270 Cucumber city. 475 00:20:38,295 --> 00:20:39,933 Ride the pickle. 476 00:20:39,958 --> 00:20:41,024 Yes. 477 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,114 "Thank you, Josh. 478 00:20:51,225 --> 00:20:52,439 You saved my life. 479 00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,098 I'm forever in your debt. 480 00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:55,418 Respectfully... 481 00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,283 respectfully..." 482 00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:00,675 Lavinia has a rather distinct style. 483 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,018 Notice her use of the Royal R. 484 00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:05,730 No, no, no, no. 485 00:21:10,587 --> 00:21:12,487 No, no. 486 00:21:12,489 --> 00:21:13,855 No. 487 00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:23,186 Holy [BLEEP] she did it. 488 00:21:25,502 --> 00:21:32,149 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 34024

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