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A.

"Act Iike you know" (Fat Larry's band)

a.

- There was thought out for a holiday of relief in Pattaya

in paradise kaïras.

Him, he thought it would take him on a pilgrimage to Mecca.

Inevitably, all it would not happen as planned.

A.

* -It Well Lilia,

I can not answer you then leave me a message.

And you, Franky, fuck you.

- Yeah, well it's Franky.

It's going ... He stammers.

I left messages, but there is more important.

One thing I may have forgotten at home.

It is called. If you could remember.

- On sait que t'es là ! -Franky !

- Do not be deaf! What?

Stop yelling like that!

- Yes, your girl, she took you tej?

- It is I who has tej!

- We can handle it alone, then?

- Go or I throw you stuff.

- Throw her first number, my Soce.

They laugh.

A.

- It would perhaps not have happened if my girl was not me tej.

Must say it was going over too us.

Even the romantic restaurant, she was worshiped me.

Is there a way I finished your fries?

- You touch, I take care of Ilo.

- Are you serious, for fries? Look.

What are you going to do ?

- But I told you gently: "You touch my tefris not!"

Non ?

What do you want, do you?

- Even during our activities, it went wrong.

Mouth full!

- On my mother's head, you're Teube!

- But no.

- I'll fuck you!

- Stop, baby.

At first, all he was fine.

We kiffait phew!

Kisses. -Dégage.

- Quickly done.

It started like this.

- Asshole.

Moves! I'll smash you. Hey, look!

- We did everything together.

We clapped thick bars laughing.

They fought to play. I let her win.

- What did you say ? -Stopped.

He screams.

- What did you say ? -Nothing !

- You like that? -You.

- I have not heard much repeat my name.

- Lilia. -Here.

Go liberates you strikes me

view, there!

- And above all, we kept ken. It was so good.

Then it started to be a little less panty party.

*Television

a.

- Serious,

moves! Have you thought I was your girlfriend?

- Yeah.

But it is perhaps because of that.

- What are you doing ? -It's a film.

- Film of what? -D'époque.

- Give your computer. -No he...

- Show me ! -It is broken.

* Moaning

- "Hookers body-building"?

You're still on it too? -No.

- But you really have a problem!

- In the history, I click again on it.

Or she got sick I want to look like Vin Diesel.

Sighs effort

a.

Door Where are you going now? Huh?

Since that day, I've never seen.

A.

At first I tried the zapper

chacaler Meufs-en-chien.com going on.

Hi ... Nice kid.

- Tell me the icky stuff.

- I know ... The body of the cat. The garbage room.

- It's good. -It's good ?

- Keep on going ! Manure! -Okay.

- Baltringue! You're my dad!

- Huh? -My dad !

- No. -My dad !

terrifying music Cry

(Distorted voice) You're leaving already?

- No, not yet, but I will have returned after ...

terrifying scream

a.

- Non!

A.

He screams.

Vibrator

a.

* -A / Lô p "What?

* -In 15mn to HQ, I must speak to you.

- No, I have stuff to do.

* -Mytho, You're on your couch to hang out on Facebook to your ex.

- Whatever. * -In 15mn HQ

I tell you or you're done tej and you go into a depression.

- But hey ... wait, oh!

Krimo is my best friend, my "safe guys."

It is an ancient little fat. Well, since he has lost weight.

But it's still a complexed

and a specialist balls sites.

It monitors the news, as a fan of car.

* Moaning

- It's not ... -It for SVT.

- SVT? Wesh, SVT!

(In Arabic)

Shout

- In truth, it is québlo with chicks, well not all.

- Galley sorrel, you make me credit?

- Non.

- Do not your bitch, please.

Hello ladies. -Go away.

- They have what, now?

- Krimo did everything to be known because there,

even if you're ugly, you can nab chicks.

He spent the cast of "Fat Island"

where they fuck big on an island and give them nothing to eat.

- Not big enough liberates.

He sings.

Tu cesses.

Tu cesses !

- Must not shout.

I cry for your rotten bit?

I screamed ? What are you going to do ?

- He launched rai and wanted to make happen

Site Artists-in-galère.fr.

He sings.

- Oh Oh Oh!!!

- Stopped ! Leash me breathe.

When I make career, you get rabies, then stops.

Papa.

- Y were only 6 euros harvested. -Breathe,

I stop not g

- Disgusted, he refused to drop the case to be known.

- Do you want to play with me !

- He started in clashes.

* -I Specifically called me to Farid Brush.

He spits.

He will not sweep aside the streets.

Come test.

* Sounds of weapons

When I encounter you, I'll fuck you mother.

Topic.

I did not grow up with a wooden spoon in the throat.

Inshallah, I meet you.

- Until he has really crossed.

- I did not, sorry.

- Filme it, that motherfucker.

- My trousers !

Cris plaintifs

* I shit on, Farid.

I'm a shit. *-Yeah.

* 'I am a whore.

- This is the video that was most view.

It has made great known for a week at least!

He groaned loudly.

A.

It was not really the top in our lives.

But I did not know it would be worse.

- Wesh, Point sun.

- Why are you happy? You're phew?

- I gotta talk to you, you're gonna freak out.

You hear talk of Pattaya? -Yeah.

- So téma.

- He's Reza's cousin Krimo.

It was host to the youth.

- Look at the monuments, I tell myself!

- I was EC1 ... Oh!

Shut up !

- All young hated.

Even the town hall was too yob.

- Who did that ?

- Me. What are you going to do ?

Come on, come on!

Stop doing the evil before us.

I'll sweep, old schlag.

He will do what?

I suffered!

- Dis pardon.

- Pardon, Reza, I'm sorry.

- Sorry that?

- Pardon, Reza.

- Calm down,

its good,

I go back to you.

Give. "Cri

Squealing tire shock

- And Reza got fired.

"Barbados" (Lacrim)

a.

He did business with Ines, his girl,

the biggest yob neighborhood.

She was champion of Thai boxing. she is freaking out.

- Oh !

a.

- What are you doing here? -Its good.

- For his birthday, Reza had stolen a quad.

A quad worships well.

But the next day,

she exploded with the quad running an errand

Golf VR6 with a girl.

- Ines!

- He poured his ashes at Châtelet

where they met. It was sad to egg.

The next day he went to Thailand with one dream:

become Thai boxing champion Ines.

Brou ha ha

*-Reza

- He had trained, he worked with the best.

He was in top form. It was his day, his fight.

Nothing could stop him.

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- One.

One!

Come here !

Ho, M. The referee! Ho!

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- OH la la la!

- After that, he never wanted to return.

"It's okay ?

- He opened a shop there.

To get customers, it brought in kaïras.

He had invented a kind of slogan ...

- Here is the paradise of kaïras, brother.

- And he became one of the most respected guys in Pattaya.

- T'as vu

how it is in place? He knows v'la chicks.

It's I do not know how long I have not ken without paying.

I can not anymore. And it's free there?

- No, it's not free.

Are the guys who told me

that girl, you paid him a kind of rice, a coat,

it becomes like your girl.

Normal, quiet.

You're hot ?

- Me, if my girl learned I was in Thailand with you,

it will calculate me again. -Stopped,

you have more girl, wake up. It's over with Lilia.

As H, are more episodes. This is real life.

(Spanish accent) The dream life, coño!

Scooter without a helmet, jet ski,

shooting shotgun massage IEPS.

We're all Brad Pitt there. It is not reset,

everywhere we go box, the top!

And your Lilia, when she will see that you're moved on,

it will come back.

- You think ?

- Of course, I think.

- And for the gold coins?

- Ready to make a dinguerie? -I dunno.

- Look.

* Rhythmic music

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* -Not Far from the sultry seaside resort of Pattaya,

saw a controversial figure in Thailand.

Former boss of the Place de Clichy, the man nicknamed the Moroccan

had converted to radical Buddhism in prison.

He screams.

A.

This is the 1st time as cameras penetrate

Buddhist temple Moroccan.

- I'm in excessive Buddhism.

Uh ... Herbivore, French,

but moderate.

With respect for each ... From each ...

Oh, you, there. That I do not like.

Attention huh? He's laughing.

She is my girlfriend.

It's complicity with nature. I embrace the trees sometimes.

* 'But this mystical world lies a more disturbing reality:

clandestine mini-fights.

- It is a corridor of anger I of intensive fighting,

always with discipline, beyond the limits.

If you do not win, you'll end up in Fort Boyard.

* -The Moroccan is actually looking for an opponent

to face his mini champion.

His goal: to organize a new bloody conflict.

- I have a champion,

and will challenge anyone who wants to present to him.

We will invite the person, pay the airfare,

we will pay the team hotel. If applicants are interested,

you send your application.

In my address:

Iemarocain.labagarre@jamel.com.

Where are you going like that shit?

You think this is the ring your father here?

(In Arabic)

* -When You want to know more about the legality ...

- I did not understand.

- It is illegal? It's legal, in fact?

- Bring the activity of the camera, please.

- No, we ... -Listen to me.

The camera !

- So ? What? no dwarf known, us.

- And the dwarf Building C, what is it?

- The muslim? One who stutters? -Yeah.

- We have not talked to him since school and you want to offer him a fight?

You're an egg.

- He always wanted to be friends with us is an opportunity.

- I have not understood: it is not Thai boxing.

- We do not care about him. He comes to the airport, tickets are recovered,

we dodge and dodge after. -Really ?

- Let me do.

- I ring ? -Sonne I type.

* Spiritual

- Again ? -Yeah.

A.

What is his name ? -You do not know ?

- Health

the dwarf. -It's okay ?

- Salam alaikum. What do you want ? -It Just wanted

talk to you about something. We will do anything to you.

- Yeah, we wanted to offer you something crazy.

Tu vas kiffer. T'as de la chance.

- Really ?

- Yeah. If there is a way to talk?

He stutters. -I Get dressed and go down.

- Well yeah.

- I arrive. .. -Go ahead.

But not in 1000 years.

- We expect you, bro.

- J'arrive.

- Hey ! -This Dodge!

Little dwarf, you will not know what to tell you.

- It does not interest me ! Leave me alone.

- Attends. -2 minutes !

Little dwarf ! Where are you going, then?

- Let him not! Engine

a.

- We do not want your bad, we just want to talk.

Stop, gangsta.

He is captured.

- He is hurt ?

- My leg. -Nothing serious.

- It's crazy to come to that. -Ouch.

- Should not you dodge that!

- You not calculate me and then you come home,

the freaks!

- You're wrong about us. It was a sick trick

to offer you. Yeah?

- Tell him.

- We wanted you to come with us on a journey.

- Oh ? -Free, And more.

All expenses paid. -A Travel even phew!

- I do not really know.

It's super weird. I have not really wanted, guys.

- Go on, okay. It offers you and you, you ...

Kind, not even you want to know where it is we had planned?

- Yeah, so. -eh Ben voila!

He stammers. We wished we could have ...

That you come to ...

At Mecca.

"What?

"What?

- You really want us to leave Mecca to all together?

- Well, Inshallah. -Yes !

We go as friends. -Like brothers.

- And you, it's settled: you can eat pork, you go directly to hell.

- Do not say that, it's just a small mytho.

At worst, they will say we got lost at the airport.

It was either that or I get depressed.

Here we go so kiss

we will have the skin of the tail, it will irritate.

- Krimo, one can take a photo? -Go ahead.

- Lethal video where you make yourself screwed.

C'mon, Aisha, take a picture.

- I also want one.

- C'est Crime!

- You could do that and send it to you, it's the same.

- Krimo how you tear! -Thank you.

- Have a good day.

- He is too beautiful. -You know ?

- I think one of 2. But I do not think it's her.

rhythmic music

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He whistles.

Well, that's settled. -It's Good, we start?

- Yeah, but we 2, we must check something.

Just with vaccination ...

- Luggage! -We Had said already.

You expect us there and come back and get you.

- You will not want me to come?

- NO ! -I Expect you there, then.

- Yeah. -OK.

- See you soon. -Yes.

* -Here Your captain.

This is your captain speaking.

Welcome to Inch'AIlah Airlines.

Our temperature will be 35 °

we arrived in Pattaya.

Cheers

a.

- PATTAYA! PATTAYA!

PAT-FAYA! PATTAYA! PAT-FAYA! PATTAYA!

- Shut up !

- TUE-LE! TUE-LE! TUE-LE!

Cheers

a.

- Shut up !

Listen, because if one crashes

you will be in pain!

- Wesh, cement-dou.

- In water, the vests.

In case of depressurization,

Take your masks. To vesqui, right or left.

- Casse no balls. Explain to you later.

- Sure the other not embark? -It Us that has its ticket.

Yes, I thought ... -Your site.

Good flight. -Thank you. Damn, I lost

my ticket.

Fortunately it to me again.

- How you made us pinball! -We Waited for you.

- Worried phew!

- But why go through Bangkok? -Bangkok,

it's cheaper for stopovers and that's fine.

- Yeah. Portable

- This is the photo of Farid Brush,

MMA champion?

- It's him.

- How are you, what is it?

No, worry, they are legit. But I know them.

Come, cousin, salam alaikum.

- T'as dit "cousin",

but that called you into it? -Farid Brush.

This is my real cousin.

He is funny,

it makes me: "If it happens you something, I get high

"As in the final of the UFC." It's stupid!

- It remains 2 Algerian sauce and a white sauce.

Brou ha ha

a.

I've kept a white sauce. Is that for you.

- A white sauce.

- Are more Greek. disputes

a.

Yen a plus!

- What do we do ? -Faut Is vesqui.

- We go where? Come, the output is there.

- It's not the main exit? -She is broken.

Trust me.

Move your ass! -I arrive.

How hot it is here!

This is a vaginal climate: hot and humid.

- What is vaginal? -As A pussy.

- Good pussy.

- Why you leave? We not take a shuttle

for correspondence? -Yes ! We'll take one.

- No need to shuttle ...

- Come.

- Me ? We?

- Yea h.

- We only two or him?

- Come on!

- Guys, I do not get there.

More...

Oh ! Hey, no!

You let me? Let go of me !

Let go of me.

Damn, what the hell is this?

- Surprise! We brought you here to do an internship

Sport g "What?

- Yes, to purify the body and mind healthy.

Calm music

a.

- Sorry sir. Thank you sir.

A.

- Whoa!

It's not like the neighborhood.

- Come.

a.

Give me your passports. Why he should be given?

- It's like a hotel. Give the.

- You saw it take you

in many places. -Franchement, It kills.

Brou ha ha

a.

- Concentrate !

- Hit ! Hit !

- Not possible !

A.

YOU take me POOF a con.

- What? -Surprise!

- As soon as I network, I called my cousin!

- Do not get excited, it's good.

It will be fine. -Yes !

Guard business, one returns. -Gaffe Is the brand.

- Sir! Hello, sir?

We would like to see the chief.

Your boss, please.

- Up there.

disturbing music

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- How is steep! -I TEMON like a spider.

Ça Va, brother?

A.

- So,

the French !

Okay, France? -Normal, Fine.

- Where's the fighting?

- That's what we had come to tell you ... You tell him?

- No, come on, brother.

- No problem,

but it is not really ready for battle ...

- Nothing can oppose this fight.

- Okay. Hush.

Please,

here is my decision.

Here is who decides? -It's me.

- Him. -It's you.

- Let me first tell you my story.

- Yes. -Yes.

- I've spent ages. Highs and lows.

Green, unripe.

When I was in prison,

in a dark time in my life,

I had the honor of meeting my master:

Master Gims.

(In Thai) -Faim! I'm hungry !

- It is my master

because I respect him,

but also because my master ...

it measured 1 meter.

- OH YEAH. -I Have learned with him

the tactics of the ancestral fight,

ecclesiastical traditions of the Enlightenment.

He screams.

A.

They sing.

Was complicity. He laughs with me,

I also raises joke.

Sometimes laughter scares me.

There I see you're crazy.

He had a local authority.

laughs

(In Arabic) To your health.

- Cheers.

- One day my cousin Jawad, an asshole,

he sent me a package of corn with horns of gazelles.

Except we not know that Master was allergic Gims

a gazelle, so he choked.

- Never had such a disgusting thing.

"What?

- Train-Po Tong to become an unbeatable champion.

Promise me to love my daughter.

Il fluke.

- He died ... what in my arms.

Master Gims? Oh !

He screams. Master Gims.

Sobs

It's not true.

Shit !

Dead like crap. He lived as a hero

and died like crap. Since, I give my life

that Tong Po will become the champion.

And all that,

with the complicity of my sweet,

my beauty,

my wife, Lower Thai.

Here,

it's good. Gentil, Buddhism. Here.

Hein ?

Are you alright my love ?

Now,

it's time

the official presentation!

We're here for what?

To make the fight!

We're here for what?

- THE FRAY ! -Why ?

- THE FRAY !

THE FRAY ! THE FRAY ! THE FRAY !

THE FRAY ! THE FRAY !

- There are some who are really chelous. I mean chelous more than you.

- THE FRAY !

THE FRAY ! THE FRAY !

- I need

that the fight is beyond violence.

- Or, at worst,

if you have to hit you, you cal.

- The small, you cal.

- I pat myself against person, me.

- Warmly

l " 'igérie" the number 1 fighter.

He's there. Tong Po.

- TONG-PO TONG-PO!!

TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO!

dramatic music TONG-PO!

TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO!

TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO!

TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO!

TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO!

- Who will fight with Tong Po?

Who is who will devote himself to Paffronter?

You, Smirkole?

You?

And you, Lumzinc, you always marres you for nothing?

And you, Lumprin, and you Lak Lak, you're married, you got 3 kids?

A.

It's you ?

A.

- Non.

- TONG-PO.

- Go!

He growls.

oppressive music

a.

He screams.

A.

He growls.

-.. TONG-PO TONG-PO TONG-PO.

TONG-PO. TONG-PO. TONG-PO.

TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO!

TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO!

TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO!

A.

(In Thai) -If Tong Po loses against the French,

you have dishonored the memory of my father

and I will leave.

- But do not worry, Tong Po will win, this is the best.

Sweetheart...

- Not tonight, I have my menses.

I told you that I have my menses! I sleep !

- Okay, get upset.

- Turn off the light ! -Okay okay.

I love you. -M'emmerde Not I sleep.

- (This is a weird dwarf when it sleeps)

(still.)

- Yeah, it looks like kind of a big old ugly baby.

- It is, he's dead. -It's A young, him.

- You know the life of a dwarf?

- I dunno. -You Ever seen an old dwarf?

- No it is true.

- There is not, brother. Except in Snow White.

- If you want him to live old soon must dodge here.

- You're going to die, brother worry. Do not worry.

(Brother...)

* -Since She's single, dynamic Lilia saw.

Now ready to go after their desires,

the beautiful seems determined to meet a real man.

That's why she tried the adventure of The Island ken.

* -I Said that's it.

They say not often, but I'm so proud of you.

Do not cry please. You're going to make me cry. Stopped.

* -This Season Diamante K, Lilia she is going to get ken?

rhythmic music

a.

Enzo.

Malcom.

Dylan.

A.

A daughter, 4 dogs of case, one goal:

- The ken.

- The ken.

- The ken.

- The ken.

- J'la KEN!

- Baby!

You sleep ?

- With your delicate guy nightmares?

- Do not you hear? -If, What is it?

- The Lilliputians are

sounds like that, right? -Where are we ?

- Shut up. -It's you !

- We will see. -Shut up.

- No, I think

he calls you.

- Sure ? -You must go there.

- Really ?

- Fellow !

- We go in man, 3.

- Since you're still alone man.

- I am a good man. I have not reup.

Man, what's up?

Animal sounds

light blow

little cry

What is that ?

T'es gentle?

One can touch you? Okay, not you bite?

Soft music

a.

Oh fuck ...

Wait, wait, wait.

Calm music

a.

Generation!

Thank you !

A.

- It's too high of relief, I'll break me.

- NON!

- It goes. -It The optical disillusion.

- People think it is high ... -But is 1 m.

- When you Temas well ... -Close your mouths.

Bismillah.

- Make belek.

- Allah Akbar !

He screams.

- It crashed as a demer.

- Looks like a starfish.

- I admit, yeah.

- He's dead because of you.

- What? -Yeah.

- It's you. -It's You who registered.

- Tu lui as dit "saute". -Ah ?

- Yes it's you. -It Moves, it's good.

- (. Psst, dwarf) -It will?

- Jump,

- J'y going.

- T'y going, brother? -Yeah.

- I've got your back.

He screams.

- Oh, mother!

-(J'arrive.)

- Make Belek,

barbed wire.

He screams.

- My teshor his mother.

- We even know where not to go.

- I have sore legs, it breaks the balls.

That engine of the galley.

A.

Belek, belek.

- Speak to Me! Why you get mad?

We dodged them, it's over.

brand new passports would be asked, over.

- No, you bring me and I want to never see your mouths.

- Not Cry. -It's normal.

- Should explain everything to Reza.

- No, he will speak to my daron, I'm going to get screwed.

- He talks to her? -We Act as if everything was fine,

it melts into the ground. -On Melts into the ground.

It's been two days that I have not been in the room!

On Tuesday, I pecs, abs, triceps. I have lost volume.

"Pattaya Pattaya" (Lou Deprijck)

a.

'Generation !

It strips you there!

- Hey ! -Wait, No!

- Panic not, you're at home here! I'll find him, him.

Welcome to Pattaya!

It's good cousin!

You have not changed! Yeah!

The former!

- It's a nightmare !

- What is that ?

- This is the dwarf. -We Will find everything?

- I said what ? You're at home here. We will find him.

Come with me. -alc!

- Come ! Hey ! Hey !

The truth,

here I have everything what you need.

"Go away" (113 and Reda Taliani)

a.

- From the white sauce over the meat.

- Okay . OK.

A.

- A T-shirt Vin Diesel. I'll take them all. I am again.

- I would have known he was having Vuitton,

I would have blown a lead before.

- Even this one is too big for you.

Thai army, too, you arrive not there.

I have this, the Tunisian army. They cate you with that.

I even crossbow rubber tip.

- And that what is it ? -It, Brother,

this is an electronic Koran.

You take the pen and wherever he goes, he translated.

Chinese, Mandarin, German, Malagasy, African.

- Grave! Do you like it?

- I give it to you. -Thank you.

(In Arabic)

- Y even has special spots for guys of 94.

The best massages.

They even say how to fall in love with a whore.

- How to know if a girl has a cock?

- I saw it at the end.

This is the technique of the balloon. -Not know.

- You take a ball, you throw at it or her,

if the said person controls the flat chest and ball of the foot,

she has a dick.

- Really ? -Yeah.

- Look, rule No. 1 in Tha'l'lande, if you have a doubt, there is no doubt.

- Tema how beautiful she is!

She is pretty.

- I have a doubt. -Y No doubt, this is my cousin.

- She does everything that is written. -J'en Have nothing to fuck.

- Hey ! You mean that?

My wife? -Yes.

- It's my wife ! Thou not watch, I like it.

Do not look weird ment. -No.

- Look down looking.

Look how she dances.

She juggles not she dance. It's my wife.

I'll make her kids. -Magnificent !

- Well, we'll get sucked?

- Exactly, it was a hassle.

- Yes, the galley: we lost our passports.

So we have more and small, Meskine, he wanted to go

earlier in Paris.

- At the embassy, ​​it will take 2000 years. false one does.

- How much is it ? -It's expensive.

- I have the gold coins!

Just that I find Johnny Hallyday.

- Johnny, he said. Why Johnny Hallyday?

- It was he who made them.

Go to the hotel,

Relax. I took a good small room.

The guy is Vitry did not file for papers.

- Thanks, Reza, thank you. One can take the clothes?

- As the Thais say: tamustabaï. -Make yourself at home !

- Excuse me, is that the hotel is a room of Ab?

* Announcement in Thai

a.

- Yeah? -It's You, the guys from Vitry?

- It can not be seen ?

- I am the cousin Reza.

He nods.

- It's that one.

Guys,

chelous no tricks here, and no minors.

It is Thailand, so do not malignant.

- Pardon.

- Y only 2 beds 1 person. -So what ?

- I do not sleep with him. -Neither do I.

- No, I do not sleep with him at night, feet touching,

and he, he bluntly has legs.

- Tema, it looks like Knackis.

- And we can not bring back timpes. -I Give a damn about him.

I bring hookers every night.

Festival de la timpe !

* Voice

a.

We are not obliged to bring them here. We can go home.

Will dodge. -Why me ?

Come on, you. -You 'Re good for esquivateur

tiny. -I Have dodged that?

- But lots of people! -Really ?

- Machin! The n ...

Yeah, thing.

We'll go see Johnny Hallyday

compared to passports.

And then we come back.

- Brother, this is one we put you

in the galley ...

It is we we going to get you out of the galley.

- He is right.

- Go ahead, I know very well that you ken whores

with your cousin.

- Of what? What?

- Whores!

- Whores? the whores?

Non ! -Starfoullah.

- My cousin speaks, but nothing.

- Elle, I ken. Her too.

She, I ken with his mother.

Her mother need ken, \ has it!

- You always sit there? You're not in the islands?

- Here, Thailand. You got everything there.

There's the saps, are bars, there shishas, ​​are babes ...

- I want to ken! But I really want to Geman before.

0K, perfect, put 3 scorpions.

dried toads. -Crapauds?

Its good ? -It's Good to phew!

Put a grasshopper.

And larva.

- You'll get sick. -Here, Nickel.

And 2 chickens.

A bunch of piranhas and rice. Are not you excited whew, you?

- Honestly, no.

- You'll be the first guy to come to Pattaya and you do not suck?

- I think about my girl.

And we're not going to get sucked with your cousin.

It does not bother you ? -No.

- We'll get sucked? It is for me, that.

- You do not want rather we will seek Johnny?

- Relou, damn! Come on, it must be at Lucifer.

rhythmic music

a.

merry hubbub

//

Generation!

You waiting for? It is there.

It's here. I'm joining you. Go ahead, I'll join you.

A.

Crime crie.

- Phew atmosphere! Good evening madam. sick thing.

A.

Slowly, your whip.

A.

Hey, téma that. -Which ?

- One who dances

Paco Rabanne.

A.

It excites me race! It sucks, I have gas phew!

His stomach gurgles. -You Do not care, call the.

That's dried toads.

A.

- His ?

A.

- Your father is / ike a thief.

Il vole a/l the stars to make in this... In your eyes.

- You start well?

- I so want to IECH.

- No ? -On my life !

"Ma quale idea" (Pino D'Angio)

a.

This is my cousin.

A.

- He smashes! Tema!

A.

Hein ?

A.

- One testicle!

- Yes, since the plane!

- Compared with your girl.

- Do not be haters, there is no cojones!

- No: the girl you galoshes, is a testicle

in his shorts. Tema!

He screams.

Out!

- Non! - Fuck You!

- Where are we here?

A.

- It's a box transvestites!

- Quickly to the hotel.

I feel bad ! I IECH me!

- It's Johnny?

- I let you manage.

Il fluke.

- Oh fuck.

Let's move. -I'm going to poop.

- You got that shit. -Pooh!

He yells.

A.

A.

A.

loud groans

distant cries

- Whore !

Shut up !

He groaned.

You found Johnny Hallyday or what?

- Not yet, but worry.

- I have a hyena in the ass, his mother!

- It does what the other? It sucks!

I need to pee.

He'll stay long?

- It's coming, it gives me, it gives me, it gives me!

- Your phone.

- Why ? -Come.

- Whore !

- One.

Trace ! Trace !

howl

Go on, filming. -It Is not.

- You saw what he did? You do not care. We will film it.

You're doing, bro?

- Jesus Marie-Jose Perec, I hurt! -It's okay ?

- It's lava coming out of my ass.

It happens ! It happens !

I do not know if I will or gerber file. I'll puke.

He screams.

- Oh...

- It's better. Feeling better, brothers.

It's rice, brothers.

That's better, that's it. We go out or what?

Calm music

a.

A.

A.

Go on, fuck your mother.

Shout

His mother !

What is that ? Shout

Take the monkey from here, I not laugh. I'll just farted!

The life of my mother!

Why I have a donkey with me?

Why ? I want

to you a potato!

But I know not fight. You stole his monkey?

- I have not really stolen! I was looking for a solution.

I thought it is used to exchange against the passports.

- But he'll freak!

- You have seen well that Johnny is friends with the other?

- Even if he is friends with Sardou, he was asked to sorrel.

- Now the monkey serves us hostage.

We will make the plane.

- I'll call my cousin because I crack.

- And what do we do?

Cris

Whore !

She took my Gucci! -It's nothing.

- Go and get it.

Rebuke him.

Say not "come"! -Me Not touch, you're crazy!

- That it back! -Come quiet.

Do not touch me ! What do you believe ? -Stop moving.

- Come, come alone.

This is not blown, monkey? -No.

Gucci, it normally happens, it happens cream.

- Come on, we trace. -Go ahead.

- PATTAYA !

- For lovers of all that, you would ...

If you ever not exist

(In Thai) -Master, a video for you.

- A video ?

* -Hi, Bastards.

We thought,

there will be more fighting.

* -You Make us passports ... * -Here.

* And it makes you the orangutan ... * Yes.

* -All It will go well. We do not want answers

"Wouanin-nin-nin ...", OK? * -Non.

We expect the answer to where is that we will end

for passport exchange and orangutan, and it's over.

*-Cordially.

* -It Rotten "cordially".

* -As It, we did not Teubes.

He growls.

- Chelou, right?

She likes the apple sheesha.

Are you serious, guys?

You leave me until when?

- Is just that way

Johnny Hallyday...

- You have not seen last night? -Yes !

But he was sick

and so we did not set any.

- Wretched!

Here, it should be

bothered à la.

- Oh yes ? -We Will look for it, then.

- Yes like this...

No, we'll go with Franky,

you stay with monkeys.

- No, stay not here. -Yes.

You, meanwhile,

you got to play with small arms.

- And it manages.

He calls you.

- All right, go!

- Ciao guys, hello. -Thank you !

- I have a gun in your size.

IPhone taser! You are calling...

Grésillement Il rit.

You cup!

You tases, you phones, you tases ...

Shout

a.

- You do not know

Johnny Hallyday ?

No ? Ok, come on.

They have not responded. -They Must venerate.

They will remember these bastards.

- Trace, trace !

- Fuck your mother!

Klaxon

- Oh ! Trace there, there!

'Generation !

- What do you want ?

Cris

You saw how I fucked up? Ugh!

That's the bench in the hall.

Trace, there! -I have asthma !

- Shut up ! Hop!

Klaxon

- One!

Trace !

Come down at once, not thinking.

He screams.

Belek, the dog.

- There's nobody, stop.

- They are speed, those bastards. -My Ventolin.

loud sighs

But Ventoline.

Oh shit !

Fucking his mother,

there's another one!

- No, we will not let put pressure

by a dwarf. -It Is super trained.

- Even if the GIGN! I go to the bathroom 3 times a week.

Tema. I'll break you,

small pygmy weird.

rhythmic music

a.

crunches

He screams.

//

- You're nervous? Krav maga 2 years.

A.

- Come, we discuss 2 minutes.

This explains. It's been three days that I am here, I have not even kissed!

A.

He is crying.

A.

- Damn, it's heavy, that stuff.

Come, one bar.

Come on!

- Vas-y g

- I was going to fuck, but it took me by surprise.

rhythmic music

a.

Cris

a.

- Follow me !

A.

- Where are they ? Look for them.

- I have an idea. -No, not that !

- You got another plan?

Hi! Nice t0 meet you.

- It was there before! It's been two hours is expected.

Go,go,go!

- They are there.

Follow them! -Yes !

- Follow them!

- Hey, wait for me!

- How do we do ? -Never done. And you ?

- No more.

Cris

- Wait!

- Where is he ? -I'm here !

Wait for me.

Hang me! shouting

a.

I am not well.

I am going to fall ! I am going to fall ! Hold me !

He is crying.

I am in pain. What?

- I am in pain. -You 'already heavy, so shut up.

- You will not let go. -How Was the cated!

- You saw how the landscape we see? It's nice to phew!

- Yes, it kills.

Woah! Behave yourself.

- I am scared !

- What? -I am scared.

- What are you doing ? -Hold on.

- What are you doing ? Oh !

What are you doing ?

Cris

a.

Damn, but you're stupid! You're an idiot! Why are you doing this ?

- They can catch up more. -But It is Teube!

You know drive a parachute?

- Damn ... Bah not.

- Then shut up. Shut your mouth !

- You, shut up! -Who ? Me ?

The life of my mother! -Your 2 mouths!

Starfoullah. -I Know where we're going there.

- Starfoullah! -Oh shit !

- We are gonna die.

Shouts approach.

Shouts approach.

A.

- Help ! Help !

joyful cries

- A crazy thing. -Wallah,

you bastards! You dropped like shit.

- It did not take you for 1000 years. Come over here.

It's good, you're up.

Come here, Daniel Craig.

- But where is it?

- On an island. -You Do valves now?

- We'll see if the world.

- I move from here!

Imagine, you come across Renois with darts.

They're going "halaliser". I will end by not tagine.

- You're a real baltringue.

- He pisses me off.

- Your nigga will do what?

Ah! Who are you?

- It's a cannibal? -A Muslim ?

- Kouloumasse.

Kouloumgenama. - Cut.

Brothel! What is this mess ?

- It's Fat Island. What?

- I spent the cast, they flunked me.

- Clear!

- Come or I'll break his mouth

in this motherfucker. -What did you say ?

- Nothing. -Nothing.

- Yeah.

- Or I tell you of Kinder Bueno.

- What? Why ?

rhythmic music Cris

//

This is whew to venerate like that for Bueno.

No ? -It Is 1000 years we walk.

And there are bugs everywhere!

- I'm not well, guys. I had to sunstroke.

- That you do not mind if I accompany you?

- With pleasure.

We do not know where we're going.

- We arrive at the end of the island.

Are the world.

- You hear the music? -It's The Full Moon.

- Seriously? -What, The Full Moon?

- A chug with rébous babes who want to be ken.

- I'm not going.

- It means we're going to Ken? Ken free?

Jure life of your mother! -I Do not do that.

I tell you.

- Oh ! - What?

- That is very clear:

I will not go to the Full Moon!

electronic music festive Uproar

//

- Ooh! Ooh g

He screams.

//

a.

Cry of joy

a.

- What! What!

a.

I'll cut it out. -Which ?

- The will-gro behind.

- Seriously?

- She gets off on me. She téma me.

Hold this for me. Tema how I'll manage.

A.

It's okay?

You were hungry!

Do you like good meat. -30 Days I have not eaten.

And 30 days without sex! Come ! -Hold on.

He screams.

A.

He screams.

A.

A.

Y may be meat again. I pay you a kebab.

- Since I look at you, you turn me.

- No Madam !

A.

He screams.

//

a.

- Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

A.

Ooh g

Shock surprise Cry

- OH !

- What are you looking at ?

- L'horizon.

The future.

- It will not or what?

- I think I like it.

- Who ? The will-gro?

- Do not say the will-gro. You do not know its history, not judge people.

- It's not that you love. For once, you're fucked free.

- Otherwise, you says. -What?

Oh, nothing. Nothing, wind, brother.

- You got that Lilia in the head.

You called?

- If you saw her answers to my texting ...

Well, where's the dwarf now? What?

- The dwarf was not with you?

- I spent the night with Alex, you tell me what?

- With whom ? -The Be-gro.

- Ah, the big.

Have to go find him. It is weird that it is not there.

- You mean me to go find him, I open my heart.

I do not care about him. -You Speak of the big cousin?

Move your ass!

- Brother, not saying fat.

You do not know the hardships she went through.

- You'll get drunk 1000 years?

If it is, is a pointer, he took it to a kid and ...

He tightened. A pedophile.

- If it's 12, it is to him.

- It's his ! Seriously, it's him. -I recognize.

Sir, we lost our dwarf. A dwarf, small.

- An Arab dwarf bearded very ugly, with feet, they look like legs.

- Losing a dwarf to the Full Moon, it's like losing a tap.

Sit down.

Thailand won, guys.

He had to take drugs, from swimming with mermaids.

He mistook his coat with a jellyfish.

- There you go.

- It serves as a toothpick to sharks.

He is dead. -No.

He whistles. -dead.

- No! -He is dead !

- Oh yeah!

- Saw Building C died.

Because of US. -Because of you !

- He died because of your girl.

- It's your rotten plan!

- Calm down, girls. There he is, your dwarf.

"What?

Generation!

- The dwarf ! Ho!

- Ah guys. Guys.

Phone

- I am not well. -What's Up?

- Hello. -I ouf of sin.

I'm a shit.

- Put a pe-sli already. -I lost it.

- Guys. What?

- It was Reza. They recovered the monkey and it's not just that.

oppressive music

a.

- Why did you not tell me about it right away.

Look!

A.

- Excuse us, Reza, it's my fault.

- That's him, he said you were gonna ... -J'appelle your father.

Wallah, I call.

- More Reza ...

Let us ... That's it! There you go ! -I Did not think that ...

Sad music

- Here it is corrupt. Everyone crunches on this tournament:

Russians, Thais, the Condes. You will have on the coasts.

They do not let you go without this fight.

- It's impossible.

Will there be no fight. We will find the money, pay the tickets.

- Are of paris, the seats have been sold, what will you do?

- We're dead, that's it.

- I know what to do. You know what, you?

- I'll make this fight.

- Whatever !

- It's a deal maker, you'll get killed.

- The dwarf was right.

It's the best solution.

- I'll get us out of there, but there is a condition.

- Vas-y. -Balance.

- I want you to respect me.

- We respect you of relief already. -Honnêtement Yes.

- What? -Really ? What is my name ?

- What is my name ?

- Well you ...

Your name is...

The dwarf. This is the dwarf.

- My name is Karim.

- Oh, Karim. -Karim.

- I respect you,

Karim. -Swear it.

- On the electronic Koran.

- I am a dwarf, I stutter, but I'm not stupid.

I understood that it was a crappy plan your vacation.

Piano

And then I thought that, perhaps,

I was going to show you that I'm cool,

a normal guy.

A.

And I was hoping we could become true friends.

Although I have a head and chelous feet.

Farid Brush,

it's not my cousin, I know not.

"What?

- Are his photo when my cousin called

because he is a fan of him.

I had to make you believe that,

otherwise, you would have abandoned me like shit in Bangkok.

- Starfoullah.

- Non ?

A.

- He can not fight.

Must find something else. -Y A way.

To avoid the drama, he should train

like crazy!

- Who will lead? -Me.

I make it personal.

Gong

Brou ha ha

One!

Come on.

One.

dramatic music

//

- Doctor !

//

There is very little time.

Tomorrow we will be isolated in a camp.

I will prevent Moroccan. The fight will take place, brother.

Piano

a.

Engine

//

Soft music

a.

Ready to resist? Bah ...

I'm not sure.

A.

Oh fuck

from his mother ! Ouch.

A.

Mechanism

//

Complaint

//

a.

He screams.

- Yeah!

A.

- Ouch!

- Strike the palm.

Le Palmito.

A.

complaints

Leave my house.

A.

Tong Po, remember?

- TONG-PO, TONG-PO,

TONG-PO, TONG-PO, TONG-PO!

TONG-PO,

TONG-PO, TONG-PO!

TONG-PO! TONG-PO!

- Like that?

Hein ?

Ah! Like this? Ah!

He screams.

A.

He is crying.

AIE Aie Aie...

complaints

a.

Music enthusiast

a.

- Quiet.

A.

Shout

//

a.

- I have a favor to ask you.

You can wear my colors?

- Thank you brother. Thank you.

- (Va say.) - (C'mon.)

- (But that's my cousin.)

embarrassed laugh

- This is to find out a question.

- Vas-Y-

- We wanted to know two is ... We wanted to know ...

And you...

You, you do not mind, because ...

As your girl, she has a cock ... Because, actually.

If ever you do not mind, what.

embarrassed cough

- I do not understand your question.

- No it's ... Uh ...

Since your girl is a cock,

it still is a difference ...

As a default, a little, right? -What?

It is a peculiarity. All chicks have.

You did not tell me that was your girl sucks?

It is a bit sucks?

- She has small breasts. But it's not the same as default.

- His eins,

this is its peculiarity. All women have.

For example, you already have a chick cop

with a small nose that love thee.

But hey, it happens. Mine, she has a small dick.

- It was to talk, anyway.

- The women ! It is clear that we are talking about.

- Yeah! -It's Why we love them.

No ? -Yeah.

Coup

- It's time.

-!!! TONG-PO TONG-PO TONG-PO TONG-PO TONG-PO!!

TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO!

TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO!

TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO!

TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO!

TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO!

Shout

- Back.

- The taunts not, it can get you an entry potato.

- Should be designed to

such a thing. -Not For ... short.

This is more than history

passports.

You know the rules,

Y not.

Fuck it.

oppressive music

a.

Gong

- Fight!

discreet encouragement

a.

- The coward not!

A.

Whore !

encouragements

a.

- TONG-PO TONG-PO!!

- Come on, Karim. Arise, go!

A.

- Blow for blow.

A.

- Yeah!

A.

'NON!

A.

- You're heavier than him.

I have!

Non !

- Oh fuck!

A.

- Go.

A.

- Karim, arise.

Get up.

A.

- I HAVE !

A.

dramatic music

//

- Go! Here ! -That's it !

//

- Go! Come on! Go, Karim.

//

- Vas-Y-

a.

- Get out of there.

A.

- YEAH! YEAH!

He screams.

- T'es plus fort.

A.

- I HAVE !

- Where is he ? Where is he ?

A.

- Go! -Nique It.

- Tape ! Tape !

Shout

consternation shouts

- TONG-PO TONG-PO!!

TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO!

TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO! TONG-PO!

- Stand with Karim.

Go, go, go, Karim.

Get up.

- I'll make this fight. I'll get us out of this shit.

But you respect me.

- Go! -Stand up !

- Immediately, go. -Go Bro standing.

- Standing !

- Get up.

- Come on, Karim.

Come on stand up. Come on stand up.

Yeah!

Shout

a.

Cheers

Music enthusiast

//

(In Thai)

a.

- Come here.

"It's okay ?

- Hey ! Hey ! -How are you ?

(In Thai)

'Generation !

- Generation !

Do you remember ?

Now it's every 2, OK?

Baltringue !

enthusiastic shouts

Rumor of disapproval

What?

You afraid of a fight? Jester, go!

Cheers

Rumor

- What that which matters, shit? -You prepare

a new album, Pascal Obispo?

Cheers

Rumor

One!

- THE FRAY ! THE FRAY !

THE FRAY ! THE FRAY ! THE FRAY !

THE FRAY !

THE FRAY ! THE FRAY ! THE FRAY !

- Typing Come on, I'm here for you.

- THE FRAY !

- The fray !

- THE FRAY ! THE FRAY !

- Come here if you're a man.

- THE FRAY ! THE FRAY ! THE FRAY ! THE FRAY !

Cheers

a.

- Kill him, Go!

a.

- You see that? Do you see her ?

A.

He screams.

A.

crunches

Brou ha ha distant

a.

- Doctor !

- And that's how the story of relief is finite.

- Get him the language. -Vas It, you.

- My God !

- Lower Thai has tej Moroccan because of the defeat.

- Move! Out!

cheerful music

a.

- Reza's wife took him to the torque activities.

- I love you.

A.

- Karim, he took the first plane back.

A.

Krimo did everything to find the girl on the island big.

He had found his safe plan to be known.

They had lots of pictures in magazines.

They were known and all that.

And then one day, there was a small galley.

intriguing music

a.

And I, with Lilia, I never dropped the case. Never !

I continued to send texts,

MMS, deals of memos,

voice messages on Viber, WhatsApp, Skype, Facebook,

Twitter, Snapchat ...

I wanted it that way i like the egg.

I knew that one day, like a movie,

is a small music was going to start and that she would return.

Soft music

a.

- Because of you my heart bleeds

All my dreams are yours

Should you back

a.

Come back.

a.

Every night, I expect you to come

I still have that knot in my stomach

I only think of all my faults

I kill myself waiting for you

I would just like to understand

laughs

- Of course, that's the thing that I would gets off.

Except in truth, she never returned.

Sigh

It's okay, I met someone.

Soft music

Let me taste with Algerian sauce.

With it, everything is easier.

We're in the same delusions. It gets off the same tricks.

A.

Cry Oh!

A.

The rit.

A.

And one day, we found ourselves all three.

With the opportunity Krimo was planted by his girlfriend.

- You're happy!

- He's in love and it's with us.

- That is true. -With Life, you owe us a thing.

- Maquage. -I'm getting married.

- We know. -The Marriage, handsome.

Hey, I thought one thing:

we did not take a single photo every 3 in this story of relief.

- That's true. -Hold on. I still have a memory.

- What's this ?

* Jesus Marie-José Perec!

- No, not that ! -But no !

* This is the lava coming out of my ass.

He's coughing.

I'll puke. Damn, it comes.

Shout

a.

rhythmic music

Feeling better, brothers. That's it. We go out or what?

In the flight to Pattaya All my friends in Pattaya

I max in Pattaya on the Pattaya beaches

In the flight to Pattaya All my friends in Pattaya

I max in Pattaya on the Pattaya beaches

I'm on a tuk-tuk I am in Pattaya

Shirtless, overlooking the playa high standard, large villas

Where I speak to you I am already faya

I'm in a delirium pair of Zanotti

I'm fresh, ready to go out Silk Shirt

Sends crustacean

The waterfront I'm tasting

I start the Yamaha without pressure passport is kept in deposit

An insomniac Jack without ice

Quiet max Feel the sensations

I already had my ticket I go for fun

History of forgetting

Forget

I already had my ticket I go for fun

History of forgetting

Forget

In the flight to Pattaya All my friends in Pattaya

I max in Pattaya on the Pattaya beaches

In the flight to Pattaya All my friends in Pattaya

I max in Pattaya on the Pattaya beaches

I go for fun Go to the club

I go for fun Go to the club

It gets off the whole night it gets off all night

It gets off the whole night it gets off all night

I already had my ticket I go for fun

History of forgetting

Forget

I already had my ticket I go for fun

History of forgetting

Forget

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