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Forgive me. Okay.

Which of you nuns... broke my first commandment?.. Huh?

You do not steal from Chavo. No.

Did you steal from Chavo?

You can tell me, mother.

I won't hurt you.

Yes or no?

No.

Now, you!

Did you steal from Chavo? No? You lie to me ?

- You lie to Chavo? - No.

Hey! Hey-Hey!

Where you going? Huh?

Where are you going? Come here.

To Chavo.

Aarrrg!

Take her.

For your troubles.

Thank you. Let's go.

From Father Bernardo.

Nice.

Go ahead. Pick the one you want. It's on the house.

You want the special?

Very good.

I go and get her ready for you.

Doc!. Hurry up and stick this bitch! Got a guy waiting to pay triple for that holly piece of ass.

- Who knew nun pussy was in such demand, huh? - I told you for the last time.

She cant handle anymore.

- Use a different girl. - No, no, no.

He already knows that she's a real nun.

Not just some puta De la calle dressed up like one.

- I can't help you.

I pay you good money to do this. So do it.

I may be a lot of things but I'm no Murderer.

Fine. I'll do it.

That Mother fucker Padre Bernado.

God bless him.

You think that's funny? Come, laugh with me.

Damn! Another one.

I don't care how much You pay for a nun.

Vraciu! Get your ass here.

Get rid of them. Now.

I was certain God came to me.

He said: I have a better purpose in life.

God didn't talk to you.

It was just a bad reaction from all that shit in your body.

- What did God tell you. - He told me to kill.

- To kill who ? - All who sin against his name.

God told you to start going around killing people?

Shit. You must have been tripping badly..

Because ... see? I gave you the good stuff.

He wanted me to go away.

To purify my mind only with his words.

Only then could I be prepared to do his vengeance.

Here they are.

For you.

If you're going to be doing the Lord's work..

you'll need the god's tools.

Careful, eh, they're loaded.

What else did God tell you ?

He told me He was going to test me.

To see if I was worthy to take on his mission.

- What kind of test? - I would have to show no mercy.

even to someone who showed mercy on me.

Everyone?

- Thank you, Father. - Bon voyage, my son.

Goodbye, Carlitos.

Bueno Suerte.

Carlitos!

You have a customer over here.

Carlitos?

Let God, who has enlightened every heart

teach you to know your sins and trust in his mercy.

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been one day since my last confession.

What sins troubles you so much that you must return after one day?

Just business as usual at our monastery.

The nuns carried the dope. Our cousin priests were counting the money.

Little did we know that death was about to make an appeareance in this house of God.

Stranger killed the priest?

Patience, padre, I'm getting to the good part.

The stranger leaned in and whispered into his ear.

This must have put the fear of God into him,

because all he could say was, Carlitos.

And that's all the stranger needed to hear.

The stranger pushed the priest into his chair..

..turned and walked away.

But the priest had one more Hail Mary up his sleeve

He reached for a gun... Bang ! Bang, Bang !

- Priest killed the stranger... - No.

Stranger killed the priest?

What happened to the priest?

Four shots.

Forehead ...

sternum ...

shoulder ...

shoulder.

Sign of the Cross.

What happened to the stranger?

came in like a demon then vanished like an angel.

Bullshit. I've heard nothing of this. How do I know it's even true?

Who the fuck are you? Who sent you? Talk to me!

Who the hell a...

Some nut job is running around whacking priests left and right ?

What the hell am I paying protection every month for, when you people can't protect a g-damned thing?

Stop your worrying. You are still alive, aren't you?

Don't give me that. That fucker knows my name, for Christ's sake.

- How do I know I'm not next on his list? - I said we'll take care of it.

Hello? Hello?

Bullshit! There's a goddamned vigilante running around wacking priests left and right...

...and all they can tell me is they'll take care of it?

Take care of it how? like they took care of Father Bernardo?

Where is the world coming to when a man of the cloth can't even do God's work?

It's a God dammned shame. Bernardo was a good earner.

May God have mercy on his soul.

- Hello. How are you? - There's something wrong. You can look at it, please?

- What a shit hole! - Penny, watch your mouth !.

- Well it is. - Come here.

What?

- That's for the attitude, little missy. - Dad!

I can fit my finger in your radiator. It's busted.

Hey man, let's take a little bit of this. They won't miss it.

That's how people get killed.

Yeah.

I was only kidding, anyway. I'm going to see what Rigo's doin.

Yeah you do that.

I just miss my friends, you know. I could be on the beach, with the ocean ...

- Look at all the sand you have out here ... - Hey Kickstand!..

What?

Come check this shit out.

- One over there.. - Where's Dad?

- Hey Ladies! - Get your hands off her!

Stanley!

- What happened? - I'm just fucking around this is my buddy.

Your buddy?

Why are you crying? It's okay. Come.

Come, come come. Come on.

- We don't want any trouble 'snif' - Trouble? Do we look like trouble?

- So you are a bunch of nice guys. - Yes, yes. We are very very nice guys huh?

But ... we do have a problem

when people come to our establishment and they dont want to pay respect.

-I can pay respect... I Can Pay Respect

Do I look a puta?

- No! - He called me puta, no?

Yeah, He called you a fuckin whore.

Why are you trying to pay me with puta money? Huh?

Hey...

Want to see the puta? Here she is.

Show him a puta guys.

No! Oh my God! Ahhh!

You could um, you could it grow some huevos. That's some balls.

Now be a man. And go over there and save her from the bad guys.

I wont stop you. I promise. Come on, you can do it. Go!

Go be a man. Go! Save her!

Hello.

I'm sorry about your daddy. Guess I'll have to be a real papa, huh?

You're cute.

- H-Hey Ch-Chavo!... phone call! - Who is it?

- It's him. - Damn! What does he want?

He wants to talk to you.

- How does he sound? - He sounds serious.

I come back for you, Mommy... Ohhh Yeah.

stop.. stop! stop!

Com-ere bitch

Chavez's repair. You wreck 'em, we don't give a shit.

Father Bernardo is dead. And so are Lobo and Chinaco.

It was a godamned massacre.

They took nothing. No money, no drugs. It was strictly personal.

Round up your men and get the word out.

Ole Cheffe, we have a surprise for you.

And she sweet.. We checked. Ain't that right Kick Stand?

Sure nuff.

- Would you like to pop her cherry? - Yes.

But I can't. We have work to do.

Muchachos ... We are in the middle... of a holy war.

Besides, my mama always say to me:

"If you want a sweet nice ripe peach,

you have to wait a while, fallin under the tree. "

Until it ripens. and nice and juicy this way. Here Ramon.

My pa-pa said: "The blacker the berry, The sweeter the juice."

That's what he said. Hey. Chavo? What are you doin?

You're talking about my mamma the same time as your dirty stinking mother-fucking father?

I didn't say nothing. Hey!, Chavo!

If you talk again about my mama, I'm going to blow your dick off and beat you to death with it.

- Chavo! - Never talk about my mother. -I didn't say nothing!

If anybody else wants to talk about my mama,

better protect what was given to you.

- Rigo! - Yeah.

- Do you like this one? - Yeah.

Rigo do you want me to give her to you?

- Yeah. - Okay.

Give her to him.

Vamanos.

Not now. Go away. Leave me alone.

Ah, oh Shit!

Hello, Chavo.

I can see you done a great job taking care of my place.

I am I made you a lot of money.

Listen up.

going around and killing the bad guys.

In case you guys forgot, we are the bad guys, Huh?

Alright. Anybody comes through that door,I want to know about it.

-Understand? -Yes

Go! Go!

alright alright, I'm on it !

My hat.

You've been witnessed pleasuring one another... in God's house.

That kind of blasphemy will not be tolerated in my church.

- Father Carlitos is there. And he's scared. - Good.

Why don't we just call the police for help, and let's them take care of it?

Jews didn't ask for any help.

When Moses came down from the mountain, did not ask who is on their side.

They responded by taking arms the name of the Lord

slay all who oppose the Lord.

Sparing noone.

Are you ready for this?

Are you ready going in with, guns blazing?

and shooting up a church and killing more priests? I am not ready for this.

You know what they did to us. you know they will continue to do to others like us.

They must be punished, Angelina. They must be punished on behalf of true believers.

Look at me.

How am i supposed to be the hand of God, If i can't even hold my own hands still?

Shhh.

All I can think is going back at the monastery, in my filthy cell,

Where they can stick a needle in my arm and I can forget.

Mother Magda told me you died.

I did die.

I was there.

When I was in his arms The Lord spoke to me.

giving me his calling.

One, I wasn't ready for.

One I'll have to prepare for.

- What did the Lord say? - It wasn't words.

It was intense emotions of being alive that spoke to me.

How did you escape them?

The Lord sent an angel to guide me back to this earth and to protect me.

- like the way you're protecting me now? - Yes.

Now that we found each other, I feel whole again.

Ther is no easy road to become a nun.

It is not a life of refuge from the outside world,

It is a life of sacrifice.

When times become unbearable, we take comfort in knowing...

...that the sacrifices we make are made in the name of our Lord

Jesus Christ.

When you pass through those doors, you will be born into a new life.

You will enter with nothing and be absolved of sin without question.

We do not ask nor do we speak of our past lifes upon entry.

To make a closer union with the crucified Lord,

You will be submitted to...

... exercises and tasks and humility.

If you question these trials, you do not belong with us.

To be obedient in all things until death

with the love of God.

Is to be the perfect nun.

You want me to take care of it?

No. I am in the mood for a good jerk-off story.

- I'll take it. - It Could be the priest killer.

The Good Book is all the protection I need.

May God who has enlightened every soul..

..teach you to know your sins and trust in his mercy.

Forgive me, Lord, for I'm about to sin.

I'm not the Lord, he only works through me.

Now tell me what is so heavy on your heart..

..you must come to confession at this unearthy hour?

I'm not here to confess any sins. I'm here to commit them.

You must have balls of steel to come to my house.

Do you know who your dealing with? How much money comes through this church?

Killing a couple of thugs and a priest is not going to stop anything.

- You have no idea what you're up against. - Just tell me who you work for.

and you won't have to suffer the same fate as your brothers.

I work for the Lord. He is my sheperd.

Make yourself comfortable.

Fuck. -sigh-

clothes.

Oh Fuck. 'go around'

Is nothing sacred any more?

You don't have to coverup. It's alright. It'll only take a minute.

Hurry back.

- I need a room. - By the hour or by the night?

- By the night. - That will be 30 dollars, cash.

Here you are.

Alright, Out of 30.

Okay.

Lucky Room number seven.

Thanks.

Geez.

Halfbreed.

That's you.

- You good? - Yep.

How come you get to count everybody's money, including your own?

What's your problem? You want to count my money?

- No man I'm just saying... - Count it.

- Count it. - No, that's alright. It's good... I'ts cool.

Rigo.

Go handle your business, man.

- Chavo's wrecker , this is Rigo. - Get me Chavo on the phone. Now!

OK. Ok.

- Carlitos, who? - The one bastards killed him in his own church.

- He should have prayed harder. - You need to put an end to this, right now.

OK.

If you want us to track down this little hellraiser, its going to be double the regular price.

- I don't have that kind of money. - Hey , Padre, don't fuck with me.

I've already lost two men in your... holy war.

Besides , I know Jesus has deep pockets for this kind of shit.

If you wan't double the pay, Then I wan't all this done in half the time.

Meet Mother Magda at Carlitos's church. She is expecting you.

Carlitos ...

That didn't sounds good.

This way.

Hey- hey, No-no

You guys stay here and make sure we don't have any unwanted visitors.

- What do you think? - They're dead alright.

You can stop them. Make them pay.

You know, you're not exactly the forgiving type, Magda.

You know, turn the other cheek, love thy enemy ... ..and All that other bullshit you preach.

Listen you brute, they called me up from my monastery to fix this.

And I expect it to be resolved as soon as possible.

I heard you the first time, ok ? I know, I know you want it fast.

You want a miracle.

That's your business.

But by the looks of things, Your businesss not doing very well, Hmm?

Ahh.

Now. Are there any witnesses?

Sister Mary was the first one to alert us of the situation.

- Then get her ass in here. - It won't do any good.

Sister Marytook a vow of silence 20 years ago.

I only keep her around just because she knows how to keep a big mouth shut.

We'll see about that. Bring her.

Who did this?

Who killed these men?

OK. I am going to ask you one more time nicely.

If you do not want to talk, I'm going to let Kick Stand take over the questioning.

Who killed these men?

Ok. It's your choice.

I'll be right back.

Mary, tell me what you saw now.

Mary what did you see?

It's alright. You can talk. I won't tell anyone.

Just between us.

Mary, they are going to come back here..

.. then I can not stop them.

What did you see?

Hey Kick Stand, get your dick over here. Now!

Who killed them, Mary?

You know who it was, don't you?

You've seen them before,Haven't you? What did they look like?

Kick Stand, go to work.

I'm gonna nail your harder than they nailed Jesus to the cross.

Kick Stand, thats enough.

It was a nun.

- With guns. - A nun?

Looks like one of your penguins flew the coop , Magda.

- What kind of guns did she have? - Big guns.

I looked into her eyes and I saw the devil in them.

Hahahaha,, Whooo-ooo!

- So what we gonna do now, boss? - Well, first we're going to round up the troops and then ...

we are going... nun-hunting .

Halfbreed quit fucking around, get up here!

We're looking for a nun. Okay?

A nun with big guns.

You mean, "big guns" like in "Big Tits"?

I said guns. I'm surrounded by idiots.

You better wise up, or you'll end up here in a pine box.

Dumbass.

Get the word out on the streets.

Hey Kickstand, Go check that out.

What about her? She's a nun.

Yes she is.

Are you a killer?

No, no, no. Not this one, hey? Oouhh.

I don't think she can even hold a gun much less shoot one.

C'mon let's go.

be back for you later.

SO!... my prodigal daughter returns.

When they didn't find your body in Valambrosa I thought perhaps it was you causing all this trouble.

For now I see you here before me I know I know my words are true.

The only thing you're shooting out is in your arm.

I knew you wouldn't last a week outside of here.

Oh, are you looking for someone? Well, take a good look!

See how God punishes those who fail to serve at his will.

Aaaghh! Oh oh Let me go.

Let me go.

- A delivery from Magda. - What the hell am I supposed to do with her?

I thought we we're done with this nun bullshit.

Magda said to just give her to Chavo...

and when he's finished with her, you can just throw out the rest of the trash.

- Put it in that booth. - Alright.

Nice rack.

- Hey, Chavo. - Hello, love.

Hey, Kickstand, Go Tell Beverly to bring me some beer, por favor.

Come with me.

Just like I remember heyy.

- Dance for me, Mamasicu? - Oh but of course.

Come-come-come and sit down.

Thanks, Beverly.

Listen, if you see a crazy chick like that you shoot first and ask questions later...

That's Chavo's orders.

- Hey, Halfbreed, would you like a beer? - What the fuck you think, bitch? Yeah.

You know I think God is trying to tell me something. everywhere I go, I see nuns.

What the fuck you yappin about, Beverly?

Well, your picture. I saw one checking in at the Palms Hotel, last night.

Really dirty looking one too... mighta had a, I don't know,.. a drinking problem.

You saw this chick, a nun checking in at that piece-of-shit motel last night?

Look I was with Butch. Ask her, she'll tell you the same thing.

Stupid..

God help you if you're wrong about this, Beverly, God fucking help you.

- What do you want? I'm in the middle of something. - I need you to wake the fuck up and pay attention.

Yeah well, now that you've got my undivided attention.

What the fuck is so important you need to wake me up in the middle of the morning?

It's four o'clock in the afternoon, you stupid bitch.

- Did you checked in a nun, last night? - 'No.'

Beverly, you fucking cunt, I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass when I get off this phone.

Leave her the fuck alone, Jesus.

It didn't check her in last night. I checked her in this morning at 3AM.

Butch, now is not the time to fuck with me.

Room seven. I checked her in myself.

Don't let that fuckin' bitch leave. We're on our way.

And I don't mean.. you struggle with righteousness.. and sin..

And I don't mean.. you don't know which way to go..

No, You just don't give a damn!

We got irresponsible heterosexuality...

We got rampant lesbianism, homosexuality transsexuality...

Tri sexuality! Multi-sexuality! Alll sexuality!

it's just sin. We got lesbians ...

All caught up in their 'carpet munching'...

We got the homosexuals reaching in.. anal-plowed.

And then wondering why things aint working right for 'em ... in THIS world.

Yes, Lordy it aint like the nuns get an excuse either...

...cause you walk around in a penguin suit you'll be excused?...

I know your out there!..

We live in a time of wickedness...

(Halfbreed) - Ahem!

Is she dead?

No, but Beverly saw a nun check in to the Palm Motel last night.

Alright..

I want to see this little hellraiser myself. Kick-Stand, you get over there.

Bring her back to me, alive Go!

You let me leave now! I will have to kill you.

If you haven�t noticed, I'm the one with the gun.

You don't have to go through this.

I know sins aren't forgiven without God.

- You're just to ask for his forgiveness. - What do you know about sins?

Are you even a real nun or just some poor plain dress-up?

I've taken my vows and WAS ordained in my church, in the name of my Lord.

You worship whores are so High and mighty. Who are you to preach?

What do you know about half the sins you condemn?

- I too am a sinner. - What are your sins, my precious sister?

- I'm a fornicator - Big fucking deal.

I bet half of you penguins are being poked by the preacher.

That may be true.

But, my sins of the flesh....

are that of the fair sex.

Get back on the bed, bitch.

Shhhhh..

We will sin today.

And ask for forgiveness tomorrow.

Such is the beauty of the faith.

- I thought the we uh?... - You thought, you thought, you thought wrong.

- You said I could be forgiven. - Wanna be forgiven? Ask for it.

Come-on, Come-on.. Ask for it! Ask for it!

Please ... please.

- Please ... - Shhhh...

I absolve you.

It's okay.

I absolve you..

of all your sins.

But, there�s no penance for the hell bound.

~ Titties in the rear... titties everywhere... ~

Where the fuck have you been all day? Over at At Titty Flicker's

They got this new girl over there. Man, I'm telling you: She-is-it!

She wears this nun's outfit, Makes your dick just, pop outta yer pants!

- You've seen a nun at the Tittie flicker club? - Yeah.

- How long has she been there, asshole? - Papa said she just stopped there.

Okay then get the fuck out of my face.

- What now? - Butch is dead.

That nun worked her over real good.

Chavo's gonna to be pissed.

Ahem!, Sorry, boss. But I got bad news. Butch is dead.

- Its a bloody mess over there, man. - Damn!, that bitch is crazy!

Prospect said there's a nun over the Tity Flicker right now.

Come on.

- Tity Flicker's. - Hey, man, it's Halfbreed.

- I bet that you're looking for that nun. - Tell Papa that Chavo's on his way.

Yeah, I'll get that bitch cleaned up.

- Now what? - Chavo is on his way. -And??

And!.. Get that bitch out of the booth and clean her up before he gets here.

What's the matter Halfbreed?

Aww not now, bitch.

Wake up! And put your clothes back on.

my heart will not allow me to wait any longer.

I pray to the Lord. he will save me and reunite us.

If not in this world then in heaven above.

~ I've got the joy joy joy joy - down in my heart down in my heart, down in my heart.. ~

(Repeats song verse)

~ Down in my heart to stayy ~

~And if the devil doesn't like it he can go fuck himself... ~

~ Cause Magda, is here to stayy ~

Take your filthy hands off me.

Where's Angelina?

Well she's just playing at the Titty Flicker theater with some old friends of yours.

Killing me is not going to make things right.

Kick Stand, go tell Papa to bring me the nun.

Hello again, killer.

I know you're not the nun we're looking for.

I do believe you have something to do with this.

- Papa, leave us alone for a while. - I have to take a dump anyway.

No. Now I have to give it to you hard.

Look a Nun! What?!

Put the gun down, nice and slow.

Now walk.

Girl: Ohh Ahhh ahh!

-Man: Who the fuck are you?! -Girl: Arrgh!

Man: Ahh Ohh Right! Girl: Ohh Ugh Ugh!

-Who the hell are you? -Girl: Arggh!

Fucking bitch!

Who the hell are you?

- No, no, no, calm down. - Get off of her.

Ok, Yes, no-no-no.

I'm not touching her, not touching her. It's okay.

Come on amiga, Not touching her.

Are you okay?

- I will be. - No, no, no ...

No, no no no.

No! No, no, no.

Arghhh!... Ahh! Ahh! Arghhh!...

Aye! Aghhh -haha!

Everyone?

No. I'll take care of it myself.

Father ...

are you ready to take on this new mission in the name of our Lord?

Vaya con Dios my son.