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Media Asia Film Production Limited Youth Enlight Pictures Co., Ltd.

Sun Entertainment Culture Limited

China Film Media Asia Audio Video Distribution Co., Ltd.

Present

Media Asia Distribution (Beijing) Co., Ltd. Shanghai Shengyue Drama And Film Media Ltd.

Co-present

Making Film Production

Peter Lam, Wang Changtian, Alvin Chau & La Peikang Executive Producers

Chu Yam Chi, Li Delai & Alex Dong Deputy Producers

Chen Huanzong & Liu Tong Deputy Producers

Shirley Lau Administrative Producer

A Pang Ho-cheung Film

Don't scare me like that!

Brother...

I hear noises outside

ls Gat Gat Gong out to get us?

Mommy told you that story to scare you

so you'd sleep early

Don't be so dumb!

No, no. Brother, brother!

Who is it?

It's the Blind Old Lady

Your parents asked me to bring some fried rice for you

Open up!

Open up, it's the Blind Old Lady

How do we know if it's you?

Feel my face through the mail slot and you'll know

Open up quickly!

Fried rice should be eaten while it's hot...

but children should be eaten while they're hot too!

Bring out the sweet dumplings!

Kids, eat up

' got it!

Don't take away my daughter!

- Son, come back! - Come back!

Don't come near me! Go back home!

Go back!

Run away quickly!

I said run away!

Mommy will never leave you again

Daughter!

Fuck, that's just "Hunger Games"!

No way. My mom came up with it when I was young!

How is it no way?

To save her sister, she volunteers to become a tribute

Plus it makes no sense

Why do they need to feel her face

when the rice could

just go through the mail slot?

Also, why winter melon? Tell me

They heat up easily?

Nonsense! Hot water also works on Gat Gat Gong!

What a waste of winter melons

Stop challenging my story!

It really scared me as a kid,

especially when the lights were out

Then why are we out here in the middle of the night?

Last week I read online

that someone spotted a UFO here

There's only one reason people come here:

to hook up

There are used condoms everywhere

- Really? - See for yourself

What's wrong?

It hurts! My hair's caught in your zipper

I got it

Stop, stop! I'll do it myself

Careful

Are you sure you got it?

Stop jerking it!

Gently... It's coming out, it's coming!

Hey! What are you two doing?

Nothing, officer. Just hanging out

Give her a second, she's nearly done

What hanging out?!

Lady, stop! Take it out of your mouth!

It's stuck!

How? Does he have piercings?

This guy looks very suspicious

I recognize you!

You recognize me?

You're Da-Me! Hands up!

Hands up, miss!

- Can we stand up, officer? - Don't move!

"Advertising Exec's 'Night Operation' by the reservoir"

"claims he was there for UFOs"

"Looking for UFOs at the reservoir..."

"what was the war plan behind this pick-up ruse?"

"Let's examine their late-night field strategies!"

How, how?

"Perhaps it was the terrain or the heat of the night"

"36-year old Cheung"

"and his girlfriend, four years his senior..."

I recognize him!

"A police patrol spotted their possible oral-induced explosion"

"and swooped in to halt the sword-swallowing"

"The man was even caught with"

"what was the war plan behind this pick-up ruse?"

"Dom, d0m, dom"

"In court, the man clarified that"

"they were not hooking up, but were spotting UFOs"

"After Judge Li heard his defense,

she said that"

"this was the most creative excuse she had ever heard"

"The court ordered the pair"

"to 40 hours of community service"

"This night-time field operation

really exploded into a mess!"

The problem is now we all know she's 40!

- He's quite photogenic - He's coming, he's coming!

Attention!

Salute!

Get to work! Record this, and we nail him together!

The two of you record in slow-mo

"Captain of Night Operation: Jimmy Cheung"

Are you satisfied?

Okay, party's over. Back to work...

Let's not go too far

Back to work!

Careful! This is a tricky field operation

Have you had enough? It's been a month!

They were gonna paint your whole workspace

They even bought the paint! But I stopped them...

Stopped them my ass! You came up with it

It wasn't my idea!

I was responsible for that small row, not the rest

Not the rest

Stop messing around! I'm tired of it

My dad just called me from overseas

It took me ages to calm him down

Then you should calm one more person down

What?

YT is looking for you

Since you're helping me,

is it considered community service?

Anyway, you better help me pack first

I have so much stuff to bring back to Beijing

Too bad you're not there

No one else will eat Sichuan poached fish with me

Eat less of those! You always break out afterwards

She can't help that her boyfriend was moved back

She has to service him regularly

That's so vulgar!

More vulgar than giving head at the reservoir?

I told you, nothing happened!

The judge didn't buy it though

So... How are things at his work?

You understand, right?

I never interfere in your personal affairs

I only care about our business

Just like that affair in admin between Janice and Man

I didn't go around telling everyone about it

She knows he's married

But it's her personal choice,

- right? - I know

In theory, anything that happens after work

is none of my business

I only care about the company

You know how small our industry is

And with your incident being so

even our clients in Shanghai called

So the department heads had a meeting

Please let me explain...

I honestly didn't do anything indecent

Even if the court ruled otherwise, it doesn't mean-

I repeat, I don't care about your personal affairs

What I care about is our business

The thing is, our clients all called to...

praise you

They said your defense was very...

creative

You know what this is?

An opportunity. Not everyone gets one

Our client wants you as their creative director

So from now on you'll lead Eunuch's team

Mind switching from account servicing to creatives?

- Any problems? - No, no

- If you're good then I'm good - Good

So what really happened?

I don't care about your personal affairs

I won't tell anyone else

Sorry, I've been detoxing

Low carbs, so my brain isn't functioning

Can you be more specific?

What's between you two?

Yatterman! He doesn't know Yatterman!

Yatterman...? Yatterman!

What Yatterman? I've never heard of it

"Ooh~ ooh~ wan, wan, wan"

llOOh~ ooh~ ying, ying, yingn

"Sound the alarm twice, catch the enemy"

"I'll risk my life if I hear the sirens ring"

"The earth rushes to see me, I'm Yatterman"

"That magical law, it's a secret"

"Justice is like fire,

it sets out to catch thieves"

"Brace the wind in shadows, catch all traitors"

"Anxious for victory, evil rats will be punished"

"They deserve it, deserve it, hahaha!"

"Our IQ is typically high"

"What a perfect match"

"A hundred battles, a hundred victories"

"Yatterman!"

Exactly, how could he not know it?

To be fair, it's just a cartoon

He's four years younger. He might have missed it.

But that's not all...

- Hurry up, the traffic's bad - Nearly done!

- Don't shit everywhere again, okay? - Let's go

What?

Why don't you...

put a little make-up on?

Don't jump to conclusions

Maybe seeing his classmates was important to him

so he wanted you to look your best

Exactly! Men just want to show off their girlfriends

Just like my baby

When he brings me out

he makes me wear low-cut top to show off my figure

I haven't told you the most fucked-up part

When he said that, I already had make-up on

That's not a big deal

The problem's that he's not man enough

That day when you stepped out of the court, he immediately hid behind you!

He was just worried about his work

If they found out, he'd get into trouble

Then he has no sense of responsibility

Well, not exactly

Since we've been together

he definitely got wiser and is more mature

We are saving up every month to buy an apartment

We came to dish the dirt on your boyfriend

but now you're taking his side again

You're getting senile. Symptoms of old age:

confusion and self-contradiction

You have them all, spinster!

You're the spinster!

'Ya-dad.!

- What do you think? - What is it?

It's a Dali!

Dali!

Are you kidding me?

And you mocked me for not knowing Yatterman

You know that every man needs a Dali in his life?

How much?

It would've been expensive at a gallery

But I got a discount through a friend's friend

Ninety...

Five Thousand

Hey, stop wasting money on useless things!

- But it's very useful! - How so, Mr. Cheung?

Like this...

It can hold your rings, bracelets...

You know how you always lose things?

Now you'll never lose them again

Furthermore

this spot is perfect for keeping your cash

What about the thumb?

Now you're getting it

The thumb...

is a unique spot for hats

Just like a diaphragm

You're really ridiculous...

Don't you criticize yet. Look, lady

If you put your bracelet here

it becomes an IUD!

Isn't it great? Beautiful and useful

Wait, where did you get ninety-five thousand?

Don't tell me you spent our savings!

Of course not

Then where did you get it?

I got a bonus

That much?

Fifty thousand

And the rest?

Credit card

Mr. Cheung, I know you earned the money yourself

but you shouldn't waste it on useless things

Our apartment is filled with

crap here, crap there, crap everywhere

And this. Last time you told me

in life, every man has to

own a surf wheel

When was the last time you used it?

I walk your dog every day. When do I have the time?

Short-term passion is just that: short term

You can ride it and walk the dog at the same time

You waste your money, then say that going to Tokyo is expensive

How's that relevant?

We decided mutually not to go

Besides, you're the one who's scared of radiation

The pig's lung soup here is famous

- My daughter said you got promoted - Yes

You should start saving up

and think about concrete investments

I'm saving up

Already thinking of buying a flat

Just a heads up. Dad's back

Don't look. She doesn't know

He wants to meet your boyfriend

Seriously? What the hell? He wants to borrow money?

That I'm not scared of... I have none

He'd only ask you for that

- When? - I'll update you

You see this box?

Touch it to write something

If you want to look at photos...

You see this photo album?

Justtouchit

You see Cherie here? Just touch her photo

Touch hereto see Derek's photos

- See? - You're so patient

I never understand it when Derek teaches me

Are you sure you got it now?

Still wanna bid for a license plate?

Don't know what number to go for

Forget it. She already says I spend too much

You're so obedient now that you live together

It's called respect

We've lived together for a while now

Living together and playing the field are two separate things

Opportunities come quickly

This Saturday is Michael's yacht party

The ratio is set at five to one

That means five girls for each guy

It's your loss if you don't come

Watch out or you'll fall!

He doesn't mean you

Now he's scaring people away. Hey, hello!

Spread your legs. They're too close

Keep spreading till you hear a sound

- Then spread farther - It's easier closer...

Is it difficult to ride?

Not really, just stand like this

Can I try?

Sure, go ahead

- Like this? - Yes, get on

Hold onto me

I'm scared... I'm not very athletic

- This one looks fit - Damn, he's a pro!

With the board or the girl?

- Both, obviously - Post his ass on Facebook

- Already did - What are you writing?

Two people on a board all night, what else?

"Sweating from his one night stand"

This is just an objective observation

Don't do that! Screw him more royally

tag him

You're taking it that far?

- Hurry! - I'm on it!

Tag! Like! Comment...

Careful

Do you come here often?

Sometimes, just to walk my dog

But I have to go soon

You... Coming?

Sure, where are you guys going?

No, my dog's name is Coming

I've lost him

Why don't you keep trying? I'll be right back

I'm gonna go see where he is

Where's Corning?

He was just here

Shit! Why weren't you watching him?

Go look for him, he's gone!

Coming...!

Excuse me, have you seen a dog?

What's your instagram account?

Please, help us find him!

Go away! Let Mimi go!

- Corning! - Tell him to let Mimi go!

What are you doing?

Come here!

- Too late to go live on Facebook! - Are you kidding?

Can he come again?

Our Mimi is pure-bred!

I don't let anyone touch her

Now she's been raped!

Don't put it like that, lady

It's clearly a matter between two lovers

Look closely at this love den!

Their love is just more public

Don't think you can get off that easily

He penetrated her. How will you pay us back?

What if Mimi gets pregnant?

- Shut up, pay us ten thousand! - Let's report them!

Report to whom?

- The SPCA? - The Dog Police Force!

We don't even know who raped whom!

It's just like Bondy Chiu sings

"You give me warmth, I give you excitement"

Hey, it's you guys who raped us!

What? You were on the ground just now?

I mean our dog! Final offer. Eight thousand!

If she gives birth

We'll support it through school

If Mimi gets pregnant, I'll abort it

Fine, I'll take care of the consequences, okay?

- We're the ones talking sense here! - Stop arguing

Give me your number!

Mimi has her period next week

I'll message you

- Let's go - Do you want our numbers too?

Fuck off!

- Shut the fuck up! - Eat shit!

Fuck, you're such a bore tonight

Only the dog got some action

Your girl's dog has more initiative than you

Hello?

Hey, how are you?

I'm in Hong Kong!

Godmother? You've never mentioned her before

She lived across from me in Toronto

Haven't seen her in a while

She's just staying for a few days

Then we'll be in Taiwan

Plus she can look after Coming

Even if we're not here

I don't want a stranger sleeping on our bed

I know. I already told her

She'll sleep in the living room

even after we're gone

But that seems a bit rude, no?

Why don't we pay for her hotel room?

I offered, she said no need

She hasn't seen me in a while and wants to chat

You don't want her to?

Then I'll tell her to stay in a hotel

No it's fine. Besides, she's your relations

Hey

After you shower, let's go to bed early

I can't, I still have work to do

You go to bed first

Oh

- He's over it - What?

He's over it

Men will get bored even if it's tasty

And you know yourself how tasty you are...

As dishes go, you're not totally flavorless

but I wouldn't recommend to friends either

Why are you kicking me when I'm down?

It's natural after dating for so long

You think I'm like them?

So sweet with their long distance romance

They put a lot of effort into it

Tell her to show you how she does it

Hey, you promised not to tell anyone!

Hey, it's almost your anniversary anyway

Why not spice it up?

Isn't that a bit much?

Why? It's just you two people behind closed doors

And another thing...

What?

My pubes have white hair

That serious? ls your hair okay?

My head's fine

But it's bad enough already

I thought it was baby powder at first

But I couldn't brush it away!

Why don't you just pluck it?

If I pluck one, three more will grow!

- Then just dye it black - How?

I'm not gonna ask my hair dresser!

I'll help you

- Cherie? - Yes

You must be Cherie's boyfriend

- Hello, hello - Nice to meet you

- She's your girl? - Watch your mouth

Sorry sorry, I had diarrhea

Have you been introduced?

This is Cherie, and he is...

Jimmy Cheung. Hi uncle

Don't call me "uncle." Sit, sit

I hate being called "uncle"

Call me... "Daddy"

Dad!

You've been dating for so long

He'll be part of the family soon

Daddy, daddy, heHo

Not like that, come on

Dad...

Good boy!

I'm so excited, let me introduce

She's my girlfriend, Apple

Soon, she'll be Mrs. Yu

Congratulations, uncle

I mean Daddy!

C'mon!

- Let's order - Yes, let's eat

"M came, don't worry"

Wow, so short!

I mean the message!

My daughter usually has... big standards

Daddy, you sure like to kid around

Life is short, how else should I behave?

I haven't been back for so long,

what's fun around here?

Fun?

Go out to play, party, binge, find hookers...

Got it, got it

I'm sure you do! Men should go wild before marrying

Can you help me arrange it?

Philip said

he'd show me where he had grown up

So he brought me here before our wedding

I want us to take some proper wedding photos

Cherie, are you still working in cosmetics?

Great, you can do Apple's make-up

Jimmy, I heard you're making ads in Beijing?

Yeah, in Hong Kong and Beijing

Great, know any good

and cheap photographers?

The type that would work quid pro quo

I'll try, I'll try

I'm counting on you!

Here, drink!

Congratulate me

Great, you can do Apple's make-up

When I was ten

"Any updates?"

he sat me down on a bench

- "Working on it" - in front of the race course

and told me he's divorcing my mom

He said when you found your true love

you had to go after it immediately

I was really sad at the time

Luckily I watched Yatterman

and it got me through that period

There's a big dog in the cartoon

that's why I got Coming

Honestly, I wasn't mad at him

I was even envious that, at his age, he found true love

But seeing him with that girl today

I knew instantly that

- he hadn't changed - I understand

I really understand

- But are you almost done? - Why?

I really need to shit. Can I go first?

Fine. I'll dry my hair outside

Thank you

"You won't be so lucky"

"next time with your coming"

"M came, don't worry"

"You won't be so lucky next time with your coming"

Can anyone tell me

what these messages mean?

They're his?

What does this M stand for?

Maybe a misunderstanding?

Like what? Any guesses?

Well, this M is capitalized

So it could be... a McDonald's delivery

The chick ordered McDonald's

But it took forever to arrive

Finally, M came

So everything is fine again!

Fuck, you think you're living in a fairy tale?

The fucked up thing

isn't that he met her, but that he came inside her

She wouldn't worry if he wore a condom

But some guys just do what their girls say

Just like my baby

After so much safe sex, sometimes-

Enough!

You've all missed the main point

which is the second message

"You won't be so lucky next time with your coming"

It's not a one night stand. There's a next time!

This bitch loves him coming inside her!

What man can resist that?

There's something fishy about this Haley!

You know by "Coming,"

she meant your dog

Why didn't you

stop Coming then?

You just let him hump her?

Obviously you were flirting with that girl

otherwise you'd be paying attention!

So it's my fault?

It's in a dog's nature

He would have bitten me if I had tried to stop him

And why were you looking at my phone?

- I wasn't looking at your phone - You weren't?

You just left it laying around

You phone lights up when it receives a message

I accidentally saw it

Who's that? A girl?

Yeah, it's a girl... You pick up

I don't want to answer it

Pick up!

Go away!

Hello, daddy? What's up?

This way, Mr. Chan

No one does this anymore, dad

People meet online nowadays

What do you know? Watch and learn

Hey, is the photographer reliable?

A friend recommended him. Should be fine

This way, boss

Has No. 88's wrist recovered yet?

Don't judge me by my age. I do my business here every night

and make girls scream with my long knife

What a poet!

Eagle!

- Mrs. Eagle! Please calm down - What are you doing?

Sit your ass down!

- Please calm down - Sit!

Like having your python handled so much? I'll help you!

What do you mean by "handle"?

I'm just here to talk business!

With whom?

Where are they?

Who are you talking with?!

Eagle!

You said we're gonna talk about our deal

but now you're putting on this show?

What are you doing?

Shut up, you talk too much!

You're really working?

Don't forget how desperate you were, huh?

Always asking me to give you a hand

Don't want to help? I'll go with Willow Keung instead!

He'll deal me something just as good

Uncle Bing! It's not that I don't want to do this deal

but right now my woman misunderstood all this

And what can be more important than my wife?

Let me tell you

giving you a hand isn't a problem for me

One month's just twenty thousand

Let's not hurt anyone's feelings

Then why do you

have to talk business here?

Mrs. Eagle

In this business, what we fear the most is getting conned

Only here can we bare it all

and see clearly that we're not being cheated

- I'm sorry - Look at you!

Sorry, hubby

But I'm grateful that you care about me

Kiss kiss

They're looking. I'm gonna go

Okay, go on, go on

Bye bye!

Motherfucker

Holding a knife to my dick

I'm all shrunken now!

Hey, this brother's quick! Thinks on his feet

"Willow Keung"? So old-school, but you still pulled it off

Bravo!

Sorry, sorry

It's from watching lots of Young and Dangerous films

so the lines are on the tip of my tongue

Great job!

You saved my "little brother"

Let me take care of your bills. Don't refuse!

Then I won't say no, Brother Eagle!

But I booked a four-hands treatment tonight. Is that 0k?

But I looked at the box

It said for hair. Nothing about down there

Same thing, it's just like dyeing hair

Will it get infected?

Don't be crazy

He's back. Talk later

Who are you?

You must be my godson's girlfriend!

Come, I'm so happy to see you!

Okay, slow down

You are...

I'm Jimmy's godmother, Flora

But why do you have...

Jimmy always hides his keys under the mat

I arrived a day early, right?

So I thought I'll just come in if no one's home

Am I bothering you by arriving early?

- It's fine, come in - I got it

I really need to pee. Where's your bathroom?

Go straight and turn right

Thank you!

Hey, are you dyeing your hair?

Tonight, your "little brother" was saved. You first!

No, you're my savior, you pick first!

Hey, Jimmy

Daddy, I'm gonna go first. Take your time

But we're here for fun! I hate people leaving early

especially when we don't even have to pay

Why don't you just get a quickie

You probably won't last long anyway

You can't judge a book by its cover

If I go in, I might not leave by tomorrow!

Plus, Cherie called. She sounded very serious

I'll be dead if I don't go

OK fine. Just treat my daughter well

Okay, I'm going

Jimmy!

I'm so happy to finally see you!

Get off first, you're heavy!

I almost forgot

Let me finish this, then we can catch up

What are you doing?

Why are you dyeing your hair?

I'm super happy

Never thought we'd be so close so quickly

We'll make an especially good family!

I'm telling you

you're right to dye your hair black

This color is out of fashion nowadays

Why did you decide to come visit?

I'm here to see you!

Aren't godmothers supposed to be older than you?

When we were kids, her parents were joking around

and asked her to call me "godson"

So we got used to it

How old was she?

Ten

I don't think her staying here is a good idea

We don't even have a room for her

She won't be comfortable

Let's book her a hotel room

I asked already, but she said no

I know you're close with her

But she's Canadian, and they're quite liberal

What if she prances around in her bra?

Let's book her a hotel

You said OK before, but now it's not?

Let's use the tiebreaker

You want to do the honors?

Remove all these tapes first!

Trying to cheat? You think I don't know?

I just let you win before!

Okay?

Drop, drop, dFOP!

Say you lost!

You see?

She doesn't prance around in her bra

You're always prejudiced...

You're right. She's not even wearing a bra!

Hello!

Hi!

Hey

Have you two ever had a fling?

She was just thirteen or so when I moved away

How should I know?

Canadians grow up much quicker

Lady, she's really just a little girl

Then you'd better tell me now

Did you have feelings for her?

Yuck, I told you to eat more vegetables!

It smells so bad

If you like to think

then why don't you plan our Taiwan trip?

I already did

Look at this. Pretty, no?

- What's this? - It's the Taipei 101

It's so short! How can it be that short?

Hey, it has to be proportional to the others!

Look, it's shorter than my thingy

You think yours is that big?

Touch it and see

There's a map and even the full itinerary

We can eat lots at the night market

Does "hush, chirp, chirp" sound quieter?

Or "hush, hush, chirp"?

- Hush, chirp, chirp. - Hush...

- Morning! - Morning

Morning, sis!

Breakfast is almost ready, why don't you go wash up?

Coming!

Oh, Coming!

What a good boy!

Kiss kiss

Hey, it's burning!

Oh right, sis

Let me ask you a question

Do you think "hush, chirp, chirp"

"Hush, chirp, chirp" or

- "hush, hush, chirp" sound quieter? - "Hush, hush, chirp"

"Hush, hush, chirp"

Why?

It's quieter with one less chick around

Oh, I see

Sis, you know how I got this scar?

- Hey! - I have to tell her

Sis, let me tell you

I was just eight years old

Jimmy once took me to go biking

We reached a sharp turn

and he accidentally threw me down a hillside

and left me with this big scar

He was afraid his parents would scold him

so he made me say I fell by myself

He said he would forever owe me one

I was a mess when I got home

My parents grounded me for a month!

You know how sad that made me?

All because of him

I'm not surprised

He always pushes his problems onto others

Are you done?

Sis, our fates

are so similar

- Do you know why? - Why?

Because of the mole between our breasts!

Your joke is so rotten

Who said so? I'm telling the truth!

Okay, repeat again after me

My hair is yours!

Exactly. Your hair is mine

So no matter if you dye it or shave it

you have to let me do it, okay?

What do I hate the most?

- Do you know why? - Why?

That's right!

I'll be back

So there's a vixen in your home

Like Ben, I hate others touching my stuff

But what can I do?

She's not just touching your stuff

she's changed your hair, white-haired witch!

Hey!

I don't think there's anything between them

He said so

Remember what Nick Cheung said

"if you don't have it now, you'll have it in the future"

What man doesn't like young girls?

Sun Tzu's Art of War teaches us

Withstand small problems,

or you're fucked in the future

Bear with her for a few days

then fix your relationship in Taiwan

Ready? OK?

It's on both sides, 360 degrees

On your left... right... right

There! Shoot!

- Don't scare me! - No more bullets!

See if they're on your right

You're back?

On your right

- They're not there - Your left, reload, reload

Left!

Sis! Sorry, I hit you

Eh? You don't like black hair?

I... couldn't get used to it

But I thought black looked good on you

It matches your character

Jimmy, does Cherie not like me?

No, it's not that

_ Keep playing - I'll play

Jimmy!

Get your body relaxed!

Knees up, knees up!

You're useless

Am I impressive?

Sure. Am waiting for you to fail!

Who did that?

Fatso!

Who hit me?!

Come get me, Fatso!

Jimmy has always been like a big kid

He just won't grow up

Sis, do you know?

Back in Canada

Jimmy was every girl's dream lover

We talked about him every day

We all wanted to marry someone like him

Then I must be very lucky

Children are so cute

Only for a while

But caring for them for the rest of your life?

It's not easy

That can't be

I think that once a woman becomes a mother

her life is complete

After playing with that fatso

I think maybe I can get along with kids

You mean after you hit him in his balls

and his parents glared at you?

- Yes, that one - You got along with him?

Yes. Didn't I?

Okay, Okay

Welcome. May I help you?

Fill it up, please

Hey

Having a kid is not a bad idea

What do you mean?

They're pretty cute, and not that annoying

How would I tell my mom?

How else?

We'd get married first, no?

Are you proposing to me, Mr. Cheung?

Doesn't matter how I say it, no?

We've been together for so long

It's normal to think about these things

So it's because we've been together this long

that you want to get married

or because you want a kid?

A bit Of both

It's not like you can separate the issues

What's the difference?

What matters is whether you want to or not

That's not what matters

What matters is that you suddenly want to

but you don't really mean it

If you were sincere

you wouldn't ask me

while filling the tank

What difference does it make?

We can talk about this anytime

Some people even marry after pregnancy

What?

Let's talk about it later

Can I talk to you both?

About what?

When I was in Canada

I was diagnosed with endometriosis

Doctor said

if I don't have a baby now

I'll never be able to

So the reason I'm in Hong Kong

is to get another diagnosis

But the results were...

the same

How come you never mentioned this before?

I didn't want you two to worry, so I didn't say anything

Last night, after I saw my doctor

I was thinking for a long time

Then I came up with an idea

What idea?

I want to be inseminated with Jimmy's sperm!

Huh?

Sis, what era are we in now?

Technology is so advanced

Listen, we won't need to have any physical contact

which means we won't have to...

you know what I mean!

I just want Jimmy's sperm to have a baby

What?

Let me tell you

Yes, technology is very advanced nowadays

A lot of men now donate sperm

You can go to a sperm bank instead

Yes, I know!

But the doctor said

I only had one shot at this

I don't want to do it with a stranger

I won't even know his personality

My wish is for the father to be someone I know well

Someone I admire

That's why I thought of Jimmy

I know. I understand

But it's really up to her

Mr. Cheung, you haven't changed one bit

Always pushing your problems onto others

But I just follow your lead

You don't have a problem with that?

Helping someone out is not a big deal

Then go help donate blood!

You never do it when I ask you to

That's different

Fucking insane

Why are we taking photos so damn early?

What's more charitable? Blood or sperm donation?

I don't know which is more charitable

Donating blood hurts, donating sperm doesn't

Exactly, one requires an injection

The other just needs a fap

In a few years a kid will call you daddy

And you can play ball with him. How nice

So who needs sperm donation?

Need help? I've been saving up

She's very particular

She won't accept it from lazy people like you

I never said I'm doing it

You didn't say no either

Let's stop arguing, okay?

Turn left, move a bit. That's good

Right, very good

Set up some lights there and there.

And change the backdrop!

Hi Dan, I wanted to ask you

Do you want the make-up to be lighter or heavier?

Lighter. I prefer a natural look

Come

These are all my artworks

But it's literally shit

That's right

I've been taking Polaroids of them

for over two years

And I record their time, date and place

This is the most intimate thing I've ever done

Everyone remembers their break-ups

But nobody remembers when they shit

Right?

The make-up, think about it

Huh?

Jimmy Cheung!

What?

What's with your friend?

Playing with shit?!

Hey, Dan is really up-and-coming right now

A lot of galleries want his works

Most importantly, he's not charging

Anyway, if you look closely

you can see it has high artistic value

I can't tell its artistic value

But if I look closely

I can tell he ate a lot of corn that day

Jimmy!

Yes, daddy

Are you sure he's okay?

Definitely okay!

Is he experienced?

Yes! He's very experienced

He takes photos day and night!

I'm gonna go do Apple's make-up now

OK

I mean, how's his past-

Very good!

- Beautiful! - Thanks

Actually, I've been wondering

why did you decide...

to choose my dad?

When I went swimming last year, I nearly drowned

I was so close to dying

The first person

I thought of was your dad

I knew then that I wanted to marry him

Do you know?

The first person

you think of during a crisis

is the person you're meant to be with

Let's have another night out before you leave for Taiwan

Again?

You left halfway through last time!

Fine

Look at how happy they are

Aren't you happy?

Oh right

I'm not trying on the outfit tomorrow, you go

What?

Your dad asked me to go out with him again

How can you not try it on?

It's not a big deal, as long as it kinda fits

It's just Autumn's birthday anyway, not yours

It's not just her birthday, it's our anniversary

I know! Of course I remembered

It was at her birthday that you first hit on me

How could I forget?

- Wow... - Wow...

- You're really ridiculous! - What now?

Do you have amnesia? What do you mean, I hit on you

- I remember it clearly - You're the one

who hit on me!

I really hit on you? OK, OK

Are you possessed?

I hit on you. Happy?

Then tomorrow you pick the outfit for me

Don't trip and fall!

Wow, so many chicks here!

How great!

Let's go for a late night snack

Count me out. I still have plans

I'd better not

If you two aren't coming...

Then I'm getting four-hands treatment again?

Don't be a perv

- Okay, let's go - Need a ride?

No need, go home and be with Cherie

Watch yourself

Watch your hips! Let the young ones do the work

Your dad's really living it up

Am just giving him support

Oh, I can also help with your godmother issue

- How? - I'll volunteer in your place

Ask her to come out now, and I'll work on her

Next month, you'll get some good news

What a sacrifice you're making

I don't remember us being that close

But I'm close with my sister

A happy relationship isn't easy

Don't do something to spoil it

You understand!

- Jimmy, you're back? - Yeah

Back so early?

- Come here - What?

What's going on?

Come over

I have something to say to you

Get up

It's my fault for leaving you with that scar

But what you're asking of me...

is not something I can do

It's not just because of her

If we were to go through with it

it would affect our relationship

Besides, I wouldn't want to

bump into my own child one day

and not recognize him

So...

I'm sorry

I can't help you with this

Ah... I understand

Thanks for being so straightforward

I hope I didn't affect your relationship

No, no, it didn't

It did!

You helped us understand our relationship better

That's good...

Anyway, get some rest

Sure, you too

What?

Did you eat something wrong?

You're acting so weird

l-low?

You became manlier!

You'.!

You'.!

- What's the problem then? - Isn't it strange?

I've always been this manly

I've always been manlier than you

When I was out with your dad just now

lreafized

a good relationship was hard to come by

We shouldn't do something to spoil it

Then let's do something now

But she's outside

We can do it quietly

l-low?

Can you not be so pervy?

- Hold this - Why?

- You're wet - You asshole

"Hush, hush, chirp"

Some things don't have to be done in one night

- Did you get some Taiwanese dollars? - Yup

I still got lots of yen

Not funny

Thanks

Most commercials sell how good a product is

This time I'm selling how scary it is

Flight attendants are scared of cup noodle orders the most

Because if one person wants one, then everyone wants one

making them work like crazy

You can resist food visually

but when you smell it, it's over

So I want to make this one like a horror film

Did you come up with that?

Or did she give you the idea?

Who?

Have you had a lot of stewardesses?

Why are you being so suspicious lately?

Experts say, if a person is always late, then that means

he subconsciously doesn't wanna be there

So if you think I'm being suspicious lately

It means subconsciously I think you're untrustworthy

I subconsciously think you need medicine for your symptoms

Mr. and Mrs. Cheung,

- your room key - Thank you

Hey, what are you up to?

Dim the lights first!

They're off

They're off!

I'm the new nurse here. Who's the patient?

You are, clearly!

Look at me, isn't it cute?

I have a syringe, cap...

stethoscope, and a skirt, isn't it cute?

Cute?

Hey, can't you reply with something more serious?

Save me, nurse

I'm sick!

- Really? - Hurry up and save me

Let me see what's wrong

I'm feeling hot, can you take a look down there?

Two shots and you'll be okay

Okay, help me poke it in, then I'll poke you later

- Now I'm poking you! - Ar...

Did you bring it?

Shit, I forgot

I didn't pack it

- Are you serious? - Yes

I'll go down to buy some

What? Spit it out

Nothing... Maybe we don't need it

Besides, I had my period two days ago

What's that?

What's that?

Attack!

You're dead for sure

My sword's uncovered today, you're finished!

You've had your fill

Why do you sound so pressured?

But you're really filled up

It's making me... a bit hungry

Let's go down for some food

Then get changed

What's happening?

Hey, it's an earthquake

Quick, go hide under the table

- No, no, no! - Quick! Be a good girl!

It's dangerous!

Go there!

It's an earthquake, quick!

- No, no, no! - Go there!

Be good, just a few steps

Cherie!

Cherie! Come here!

Give me your hand!

Hurry!

Be good, come here!

It's dangerous!

Come over!

I can't get in!

Give me your hand, okay?

Come here

It's stopped. Everything's okay

Everything's okay, good girl

Nothing else is open. Have this first

What's wrong? Still scared?

You're all pale

My friend was in Tokyo during the big earthquake...

Why did you leave me just now?

What?

During the earthquake just now

why did you leave me to hide under the table?

Did you forget already?

I tried to get you over,

but you held onto the door

I was scared. Why did you leave me there?

I went away to pull the table over

You saw that I couldn't move it past the door

I kept calling you over

You did call me over

but from under the table

Hold on

Come here

You were here just now

If the ceiling were to collapse

it wouldn't have mattered

if I was here or there

What's the problem with me being under the table?

The problem is

you always put yourself first

Can you not blow this out of proportion?

You knew that spot wasn't safe

What's the point of me standing next to you?

I've been upset with myself lately

I felt like I was being overly suspicious about everything

I felt like the local girls I used to look down on

I didn't understand why

I thought, maybe after dating someone for a while

you'll expect more of them, or even want them to change

But during those few minutes, I realized quite a few things

My subconscious has in fact been telling me that

our problem isn't that I've changed

or that you're younger than me

It's that you're just like my father

At the most critical moments

you'll drop everything, abandon everything

just to prioritize yourself

So it's my fault again?

Sorry

but my reaction just now was totally instinctive

and completely reasonable

If you think that it means I don't want to die with you

then sure, it's my fault

I don't want to be the one left behind anymore

I'm not as strong as my mom

Never mind

Hey, where are you going?

Back to Hong Kong

"We all had made promise because once we are l0ney"

"We get too tried of living because we both suffering in it"

"These kinds of days, these same ways"

"How long is it going to be?"

"Our attitudes have changed, we've accepted each other"

"Whose dreams are we still trying to fulfill"

"It doesn't matter"

"if days like these are numbered"

"Always thinking about our past tenderness"

"Which kept me warm at night"

"You said a person's beauty is sincere"

"Two people being together is fate"

"if I knew it would be like this, like a dream"

"I wouldn't have put my love in the same place"

"I can forgive your foolishness"

"But this foolishness I'll never forget"

"if I knew it would be like this, like a dream"

"I wouldn't have put my love in the same place"

"I can forgive your foolishness"

"But this foolishness I'll never forget"

"if I knew it would be like this, like a dream"

"Jimmy: Can you give me another chance?"

"Letting you go crazy, letting you run wild"

"Letting you grow stronger in a place where I'm not"

The first person

you think of in a crisis

is the person you're meant to be with

Cherie! Sis!

What are you doing? Get up quick

Are you okay?

Why are you so sad?

Is it because of me?

I keep wondering if I should stay with him

I don't know if he's right for me

When we were in Taiwan

the hotel receptionist

called me "Mrs. Cheung"

It really made me happy

After a woman turns thirty-five

she just wants to settle down

But I don't feel like I need to settle down

I can live just as well on my own

Because I don't want a man

who's like my dad

He said he wanted a baby

But I don't feel that he's mature enough to be a father

Maybe a baby is just another new toy to him

I don't want us to grow old

and hate each other, hurt each other

Perhaps it's best to break up now

Jimmy, I'm leaving now

Cherie wanted to return this to you. Take care

Did she tell you where she went?

Jimmy, I've thought of how you could repay me for this

I already told you I couldn't help you

Listen to me first

I want to give you a chance to forgive me

Forgive you for what?

The truth is, when I said I was sick

I was lying to you

Back in Toronto, my boyfriend and I broke up

So I wanted to a baby to piss him off

But I do like kids... and I like you, too

So when you said I'd be a good father

that was a lie too?

Of course not! That part is true

But I want you to understand something

We have the same problem

I think we need to stop acting like kids

It's time to grow up

She didn't come back. Should I call her?

No need. I just wanted to keep you company

Sometimes you really remind me of her father

So? How is he?

What can I get you?

Half a kilo of this

You think I don't know? Derek has a big mouth

Half a kilo!

6 dollars, please

- Can I ask you a question? - What? Go ahead

Am I really like Uncle?

You're both the same. You can't seem to grow up

But you have two differences

The second is that you're willing to think about others

I mean, you're willing to change

And the first?

He was better looking than you

"Leaving behind this set of keys"

"Returning these old love letters"

"So you'd take back your good intentions from before"

"Put it to an end."

So on-the-nose? Turn it off!

She's been sleeping for how long?

Half a day. Hasn't gotten up once

Maybe she's better off dead

Not really

If she's breaking up with him, why is her luggage so small?

Clearly she's half-hearted about the whole thing

Let's not bring her down any more

Time to lift the mood!

"The present situation can't be changed"

"Similar plots can't ever be predicted"

"The Butterfly Lovers would rather suffer together"

"Morph into a butterfly and become legend"

"Desolate in a convent, Changping can't escape"

"Tragic loss of country, displaced then reunited"

"I bumped into her, and was worn out"

"Floral candle make-up, his long-lasting love"

"Cross-cup drinking arsenic, reunite on hill springs"

What the fuck

"I relieve boredom with a companion"

"Youth flies off fast"

"So does a romance"

"Love is precarious"

"Happiness soon becomes past"

"We may only meet again"

"On the horizon far away"

Cherie Yu

How do you know my name?

We've been watching you for a while

In this universe there's a law of mutual attraction

When you really want to see us, we can feel it

Plus, your brain waves

have been very unusual lately

Once or twice each month we sense this kind of brain activity

You earthlings call it... menstruation

But lately, your brain waves have been especially off

so we decided to make contact

Also, we'll let you represent your planet

to ask one universally important question

Should I break up with Jimmy Cheung?

What's his horoscope?

Virgo

And?

After making two trillion calculations

the conclusion we reached is that this relationship

has a fifty-fifty chance of working

So in the end, it's up to you to choose

That's pretty accurate

Most things in this universe can be predicted

except for the relationships between you humans

Those are the hardest to grasp

That's all, bye

Hey! So what do I do?

If you want to solve your problem

then go back to where you first became aware of love!

Do you still remember this place?

Of course I do

Back in Malaysia, I thought about it a lot

I haven't seen you both for so long

What should my first words to you and Derek be?

But I was afraid I couldn't say it

In the end though, I managed to say it

Do you remember? My first words

You introduced us to your girlfriend Apple

No, I mean the line before that

You were coming back from the restroom...

And then you...

"Sorry, sorry"

When your mom and I had difficulties

I chose not to face them

Instead I chose to leave

I know my decision affected you a lot

I know because of that

you're afraid of meeting a man like me

The truth is, your dad is someone...

who only knows how to hide from his problems

That's why after all these years, after all these women

I couldn't find one I could spend my life with

Daughter

I don't want you to be like me

You must face your problems

It doesn't matter if you choose Jimmy or not

What's important is...

that you live happily, and in good health

Don't wait until you're my age

to learn how to stop hiding

Can I go back to calling you "Joseph"?

I really hate calling you "Philip"

Of course you can!

Stop thinking so much

I told you early on

nothing good came out of dating younger guys?

Let's get back together

We were never a couple, so how can we get back together?

Plus we've only been to Mui Wo once, as kids

And we even slept on separate beds

You don't kown what you're missing

We got it fixed

Don't bother. Pauline from the tailor's said

that asshole had taken the outfit already

So he's going to Autumn's birthday party?

Clearly he wants to patch things up

What the hell?

He dares to show up? Then let's screw with him!

Our operation today is

"Let him think he's irresistible;

we'll act as if he's invisible"

Okay?

We've picked some songs for tonight, such as

Amanda Lee's "Live Better Than You" and

"You're No Good"

And Veronica Yip's "Men Are All the Same"

Forbidden songs include Jenny Tseng's "Last Rose"

And Linda Wong's "Don't Ask Who I Am"

And don't let them sit and whisper to each other

You know how she is

She gets wet as soon as the jerk starts talking

I mean the eyes!

Isn't that a bit mean?

Let's not encourage their break-up

But they've already split up

Enough! I got it

Today is really all about Autumn. Where is she?

Autumn...

Happy birthday!

Chug it! Chug it! Chug it!

I'm fine, really

What about you and I go back to Mui W0

Maybe I can be your rebound

Not again!

Want someone to eat Sichuan poached fish with you?

Maybe I visit you in Beijing?

For real? Sure!

Hey...

What's this here? What did I bump into?

She's so daring

How spooky!

I think I bumped into something

What?

Who fucking knows?

I requested this song. Come!

"Have you ever experienced something like this?"

"In a certain environment and place"

"Suddenly, a peculiar feeling will rush to the heart"

"Scenes from the past that remain in the heart"

"will stir up the soul"

"As if things were as good as before"

"I recalled some ancient feelings in my heart"

"And recalled the happy days from my past"

"From my past that's far away now"

"When we saw each other every day"

"You once said you never want me to change"

"What's in the past won't show up again"

"The distance from it will only increase"

"I know each walks their own path"

"But I still feel in my heart, having loved you"

"A warmth that comes with pride"

"Once in my heart, deeply in love"

"Left behind memories in my mind"

"From that day on I'll never forget"

"When I think... Think of you"

"As if it were yesterday, still loving you"

"A loving couple"

"who cannot be together"

"is destined for tragedy."

"You can only hide this love deep within your heart"

"in the hopes that someday, you may recall"

"the love you had for this person."

"When I think... Think of you"

"As if it were yesterday, I'm still in love with you"

"Happy birthday to you!"

"Happy birthday to Autumn!"

"Happy birthday to you!"

Make a wish! Cut the boobs!

Where is he?

I don't know, we agreed to ignore him

Your brother's looking for you

Hello? What?

I'm coming. Where are you?

I see you

Why isn't your phone working?

It ran out of battery. Why are you here?

Dad told Jimmy and I to go sing with him

But someone snatched them away!

Why would someone snatch them away?

Last time we went out to party

Dad ate out these twins

Turns out they're triad boss' daughers!

So he snatched them away

- Where are they now? - Probably nearby

Take me to them right away

So mom's old story was true

Dad's Gat Gat Gong,

- eating little girls! - Enough!

Why didn't you keep your eye on dad?!

- Stopl - Wh t ' a 8V6 you doing?!

Bitch, who are you?

That's my father! And this is my...

Friend!

Girl!

Your friend introduced my daughters to your father

My precious daughters, whom I'd do anything for

But your father ate them both out

How will you pay me back?

Don't listen to him, run!

- Don't listen to him?! - Ar!

What can I do to let them go?

Simple

They ate out my daughters

If I eat out your father's daughter

then that would make it even, right?

Spend a night with me, make me satisfied

then I'll let them go

- Go eat shit! - Daughter, don't say yes to him!

Brother Eagle, one night with me may not be enough

Let's go on a trip!

We return only when you're totally satisfied. How's that?

Is that your real offer?

Jimmy Cheung, enough

Every time you piss me off

you try to fix things with a big show

Grow up

- It's not like that, listen... - You talk too much!

Brother Eagle... The hoax is up

What about the chopping hands bit?

What's thereto chop?

The ruse is up? Did I perform badly?

I really am being serious

That's why I come up with these gimmicks

I know I sometimes can be a bit simple

so it comes out as insincere...

Like thoughtlessly saying that I want a kid

that's my fault

Sorry

But I can't live without you

I want to be with you forever

I don't want you to commit suicide over me

I wasn't going to

Godmother told me everything...

That night in Taiwan

you said I only cared about myself

But it's really not like that

I was only thinking about how to protect you

I can't let anything happen to you

Do you understand me?

Jimmy Cheung

I like you a lot

I'm so happy when I'm with you

But I'm also very simple

I want to be a woman

who no matter what

has a man who protects me

I really, really need to feel a sense of security

I don't want a boy who can't grow up

Let's leave it at that

"On that romantic Autumn day"

"That Autumn day, the warmest in my life"

"Dry ice in water turns out smoke"

"Just like how"

"I changed when I met Cherie"

"I'm not much of a lyricist"

"When I get to the chorus"

"I'll miss a beat, but I really mean it"

"Cherie Yu rescues Jimmy Cheung"

"Saved his whole entire life"

"Gives him courage"

"to dress as Linda Wong"

"Cherie Yu's older than Jimmy Cheung"

"But she's shorter than Jimmy Cheung"

"Jimmy's an idiot, but he's cooler than Huang Xiaoming"

There's no way he's cooler

Fuck, I told you to keep them apart!

Now we have a problem

"As difficult as our search for UFOs"

"I'm not afraid, we'll find a way"

"Do you prefer Ekin Cheng with long hair?"

"Want me to grow mine out?"

"if so, I can grow it out right now"

"Dress up like a nurse again"

"Help me dress my feelings"

"This is the last time, I'll be good now"

"Cherie Yu rescues Jimmy Cheung"

He's already sung this part

- This dude is crazy! - Yeah!

"Gives him courage"

"to dress as Linda Wong"

"Cherie Yu's older than Jimmy Cheung"

"But she's shorter than Jimmy Cheung"

"Jimmy's an idiot, but he's cooler than Huang Xiaoming"

"Cherie Yu, please come with Jimmy"

"Coming, too, please come with Jimmy"

"Jimmy's character"

"is more reliable than Leon Lai"

"Cherie Yu, please marry Jimmy"

"Give the rest of your life to Jimmy"

"Turn yourself into Yatterman, to keep peace on this Earth!"

So fucking touching!

Cherie Yu

You're the one who made me grow up

If it weren't for you

I never would've become a man

Thanks for rescuing me

I bought this ring weeks ago

I brought it from Hong Kong to Taiwan

From Taiwan back to Hong Kong

I always thought that a real man

must possess lots of things to validate himself

But in the end I realize that

a real man doesn't need a surf wheel,

or a Dali

He needs a woman whom he loves

and whom he can take care of for the rest of his life

Marry me, Cherie Yu

I'll take care of you

Really?

I told you women love big shows!

Please cancel the Mui W0 vacation home

Don't...

What if I go with you?

But I tell you, I haven't done it before

Please hold the booking

If only mom were here...

You! Better take good care of Cherie

If not, I'll castrate you!

Got it, got it

Produced, Directed & Original Story by: Pang Ho-Cheung

Produced by: Subi Liang

Shawn Yue

Miriam Yeung

Co-Starring: Jiang Mengjie & Wang Xiaochen

Special Appearance: Paul Chun, Susan Shaw & Derek Tsang

Isabel Chan, June Lam, Jo Kuk & Mia Yarn

Jan Lamb, Roy Szeto & Subyub Lee

Dada Chan, Shiga Lin & Stephanie Au

Hugo Ng, Matt Chow, Lawrence Chou & Toby Lee

Screenplay by: Pang Ho-Cheung, Jimmy Wan & Luk Yee Sum

Production Manager: Yau Tsz Kit Line Producer: Dickson Leung

Original Music: Alan Wong, Janet Yung & Peter Kam

Editor: Wenders Li (H.K.S.E.)

Director of Photography: Chou Yi-Hsien

Production Designer: Man Lim Chung

Art Director: Billy Li Costume Designer: Polly Chan

Sound Designer: Tu Duu-chih & Chiang Lien-Chen

Visual Effects: Bart Wong (AMP4), Lai Tsz Fei & Yu Yat Tung

Action Choreographer: Jack Wong

Hey!

Hey!

Are you here to sleep or to pick up garbage?

Dressed like this

- to do community service... - Sorry, sorry

- There's cash here, officer - Give me!

See if there's more where that came from

- Cherie Yu - What?

- I found your friend - Who?

Are you guys done?

- It's loaded, officer - Get it away from me!

Of course it's loaded if it's been used!

- This one's even more loaded! - Officer, he's harassing me!

Yours aren't loaded?

Look at me, Cherie Yu

I'm gonna hypnotize you! Look at it

- Are you done? - Here, officer. You try

Okay, I'm done. Let's get to work

No wonder you come here

What a nice view

You're crazy, I'm focused on my board

I don't pay them any attention

Oh my god, oh my god!

Is that like really hard to ride?

Can I try?

Don't you have something to say?

Don't, and you're fucked!

Get lost... Bitch

What the fuck did you say?

I said, "Bitch got lost"

My bitch got lost, I'm sorry

I have to go look for it

I follow through on my promises

I told that bitch to get lost!

If I weren't here, you would've gotten her number

- Let me ask you something - What?

Why did you get back together with me?

You really want to know?

I encountered aliens

I really encountered aliens back at the resevoir and I really saw aliens

They've been observing us all along

They told me our relationship had a 50% chance of working

So I decided to take a chance

You've been lying to me since Ekin Cheng was popular

and now you're even making up alien stories

Just admit that you like me for my looks

What?

I'm starting to appreciate your friend's work

- He's really quite talented - Why?

He could really make people look like shit

See? High artistic value

Seven or eight storeys high

But you're no slouch either, Mr. Cheung

You've run out of things to buy

What now?

I'm just doing what your mom said

making concrete investments

Don't tell me you don't know what this is

This is Supreme! Supreme!

Why are you mimicking me?

Supreme!

You think you can add a few syllables

and you'll sound like me?

With just a dozen of these,

we can afford a flat!

You just don't get it

Happy birthday!

What is it?

Why did you suddenly get me a license plate?

Was it expensive?

Nobody wants this one

But what does it mean?

You! Look in the mirror

Screw you!

You're the asshole!

"Mr. Cheung, my M really didn't come this time"