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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,050 --> 00:00:25,666 Improved By: FidelPerez Sub Upload Date: August 13, 2018 2 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:38,543 (SNORING AND WHILSTLING) 3 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:49,266 (SNORING CONTINUES) 4 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,140 (COUGHING AND YAWNING) 5 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,895 (LAUGHING AND SNORING) 6 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:58,647 WOODY: (MUMBLES SLEEPILY) Wood. 7 00:00:58,892 --> 00:00:59,939 (SMACKS LIPS) 8 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:03,063 Peanut butter, oh yeah, peanut butter. 9 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:04,864 I love peanut butter. 10 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,113 (LOUD RUMBLING) 11 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,160 Huh? Did you hear that? 12 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:11,784 Yeah, me too! Better go check it out. 13 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,913 MAN: (RASPS) Yeah, no poachin'. 14 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,760 (AIR WHOOSHING) 15 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:32,719 (PLASTIC RUSTLING) 16 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:38,148 Shh! 17 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:41,944 What you gotta eat them damn things for anyway? 18 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:43,020 You're gonna rot your teeth. 19 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:46,986 Poachers! In my forest! This oughta be fun. Game on. 20 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:48,612 (LAUGHS WILDLY) 21 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,370 Hello, boys! Guess who? 22 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:56,243 What in the hell kinda bird is that? He sure is angry about somethin'. 23 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,785 NATE: Well, he ain't no eagle 24 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:02,881 but somebody will surely pay to have it stuffed. 25 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:06,923 Guns, oh no! Whatever will I do? 26 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:11,132 Toro, toro, olé! 27 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:13,975 Come on! That the best you got? 28 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:14,968 Shoot! 29 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:17,392 Over here now! 30 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:25,355 Nice shot. Now let's try this with a moving target. 31 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:27,273 NATE: Reload. Come, on. Reload. 32 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:29,074 WOODY: Yoo-hoo! Lookin' for me? 33 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:31,151 Whoa. Too slow. Gotta go. 34 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:34,746 - NATE: Over there. There he is. - Marco... Polo! 35 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,830 - Peek-a-boo! Over here! - NATE: Gotcha 36 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:43,623 Okay, boys, you got me fair and square. I give up... 37 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:45,791 ...not! 38 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:49,795 Nighty-night, boys. 39 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:52,297 Did you...? 40 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,470 Shoo... 41 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:55,516 (GROANS) 42 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,637 And I'm the one with the brain the size of a walnut? 43 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:59,767 Please! 44 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:10,115 (WOODY LAUGHING) 45 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:26,127 (SCATTERED APPLAUSE) 46 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:27,791 WORKERS: Speech! Speech! Speech! 47 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,627 Alright, alright, alright, alright. Now, raise your glasses 48 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,638 and here's to our victory and here's to our team. 49 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:37,885 - Barb, come on in. Join the party. - Actually, Lance, we need to talk. 50 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:39,936 LANCE: Terminated? 51 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:43,227 I just won a case for this firm worth millions and I'm being terminated? 52 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:47,315 And another thing, since when do we need to be 53 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,522 so overly concerned with the rights of wildlife? 54 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:50,652 Wildlife don't vote. 55 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:55,532 Wildlife don't pay taxes! Big oil creates big jobs. 56 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:57,696 When's the last time you ever saw a bear create a job? 57 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:58,614 (TABLET BEEPS) 58 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:00,866 Barb, come on! 59 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:05,333 15 years of busting my butt for this firm 60 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:08,916 not to mention the biggest case you've ever won 61 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:10,588 and you're gonna fire me? 62 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:13,174 VANESSA: Fired? 63 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,676 They can't do that. 64 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:18,012 Actually, turns out they can. 65 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:19,802 (SCOFFS) We will sue. 66 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,396 Sue one of the toughest law firms in the country? 67 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:24,188 Not a great idea. 68 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:26,976 Don't worry, baby. I got a plan. 69 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,813 Are you going to smear them on social media? 70 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:32,773 I was thinking something a little more mature. 71 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:33,986 Oh. 72 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:37,115 My grandfather left me an amazing piece of property 73 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:38,616 right up near the Canadian border. 74 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:41,911 We're going to create a country estate. 75 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:45,953 Look at me. Look what I'm wearing. I... I can't. I'm a city girl. 76 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:48,672 We're not gonna live in it. We're gonna flip it. 77 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:52,130 Take a huge profit. I'm gonna start my own firm. 78 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,507 Success is the best revenge. 79 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:58,265 - NATE: No... Nope. Mm. - OTIS: That's it! 80 00:04:58,340 --> 00:04:59,557 - That's the one we saw! - Ooh! Uh... 81 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:04,981 "The... The Pileated Red-Crowned Woodpecker. Thought to be extinct." 82 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:07,816 Ah, "last one sold on the black market for..." 83 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,394 (SPLUTTERS) Look at this, 84 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:14,106 500,000 dollars. 85 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:17,109 OTIS: Holy moly! I could buy me that blue suede tux... 86 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:19,028 or one of them monster trucks. 87 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:23,290 All I know is that bird is out there in the woods someplace 88 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,575 just waitin' for us to bag it. 89 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:34,506 Ah, home sweet home, and no one around to bother me! 90 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,633 (BURPS LOUDLY) 91 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:47,893 This is gonna be great. 92 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,024 I gotta tell you, this is the first time in a long time 93 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,568 I'm actually excited about something. 94 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:52,644 - (GASPS) Careful! - (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 95 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:55,776 Oh. 96 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:59,072 Lance, look who's here. 97 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:04,038 Linda, what a nice surprise. 98 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,583 - May we come in? - 'Course. 99 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,045 Hey, Tommy, how you doin', bud? 100 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,088 (LANCE SIGHS) 101 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,341 - LINDA: My dad is in the hospital. - Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 102 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:21,139 I always liked your dad, even though he hates my guts. 103 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:22,973 He doesn't hate your guts. 104 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,802 No, he told me. He actually said, "I hate your guts..." 105 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,388 It's a little hard to misinterpret that. 106 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:30,223 Look, I'm leaving on a flight to Philadelphia at ten o'clock. 107 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:33,026 I need your help. I need you to watch Tommy for a while. 108 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:34,482 - LANCE: Uh... - (MOUTHING) No, way. No! 109 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:39,987 I... if this were any other time, I would be happy to help, 110 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,693 but this is not any other time. 111 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:44,325 - (♫ LOUD ROCK MUSIC FROM HEADPHONES ♫) - LINDA: I'm sorry my dad didn't ask... 112 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,907 if it was convenient for you before he had a stroke. 113 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:49,242 LANCE: We're leaving first thing in the morning, 114 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:50,828 starting construction on a big project. 115 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:54,836 - Can't you just take him with you? - No. I have a family crisis. 116 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:57,004 You hardly ever see your son. 117 00:06:57,876 --> 00:07:01,506 It is time for you to step up to the plate and do your part. 118 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,558 You know what, I am sorry, Linda, the timing is just really bad. 119 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:07,728 I can't do it. I'm sorry. I would like to help you, but I can't 120 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:08,849 and that's final. 121 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:12,311 - My hands were tied. You saw that. - Yeah, I know, but... 122 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:14,768 I'm not a kid person... 123 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,562 even when I was a kid. 124 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,114 (♫ LOUD ROCK MUSIC FROM HEADPHONES ♫) 125 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:20,987 ♫ We're gonna show ♫ 126 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:25,241 ♫ Everthing that I'm dead into ♫ 127 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,781 ♫ We're gonna be... ♫ 128 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:33,170 (♫ TOMMY IMITATES DRUMS WITH MOUTH ♫) 129 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:36,919 I need a Xanny. I feel a migraine coming on. 130 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,386 LANCE: Hey, Tommy. 131 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,679 Tommy, take off your headphones, please. 132 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:50,767 Look, it's not that I don't appreciate the drumming 133 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:51,892 because it's... 134 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:57,278 ...awesome, but can you maybe drop it down a few decibels, please? 135 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:59,939 Fine. I won't play ever again. 136 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:01,906 Happy now, Lance? 137 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:05,490 Lance? What happened to Dad? 138 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,244 I know you don't want me here. 139 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,616 The only kid you want in your life is your girlfriend. 140 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:13,794 You know what? Vanessa is not a kid. She's much... 141 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:17,464 ...much older-ish than you are. Hey... 142 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,167 Look, your mom's right. 143 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,846 We haven't had a chance to spend much time together lately, so... 144 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:29,552 why don't you just look at this trip as a opportunity to bond. 145 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:33,180 (♫ LOUD ROCK MUSIC FROM HEADPHONES ♫) 146 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:35,890 Good talk. 147 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,581 LANCE: Well, we are here. 148 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:57,079 By here, do you mean, the middle of nowhere? 149 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:58,334 Just wait 'til you see it. 150 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:08,215 - Ah, come on. Would you just look at this! - VANESSA: Argh! Ee! 151 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,927 Pristine, untouched. 152 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,102 I cannot wait to get a bulldozer in here and start building. 153 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:18,148 Pretty exciting, huh, bud? 154 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:19,517 Yay. 155 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:20,648 I'm telling you, baby, 156 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:24,614 if a house on this site does not quadruple our investment. 157 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:25,565 I don't know what will. 158 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:26,904 Come on, let me show you. 159 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,701 VANESSA: Uh, Lance, these shoes... 160 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,700 Baby, wait, my shoes are not made for that! 161 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:33,407 LANCE: Okay, so the front door is gonna be somewhere about here 162 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,535 and then... boom! 163 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,209 Two-story vaulted ceilings, stunning view of the river 164 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:42,669 opens up to a state-of-the-art kitchen. 165 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,422 - TOMMY: Awesome! - I know. Right? 166 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,087 I'm getting five bars! 167 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,973 Five bars, uh, that's awesome. 168 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:51,971 Ah! 169 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:53,885 LANCE: Let's go! 170 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:56,938 This place really needs to be fumigated. 171 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,061 WOODY: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! 172 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:01,939 Oh, campers, how do I love thee? 173 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,440 Let me count the ways. 174 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:07,741 There's granola bars, corn chips, ice cream, snack cakes, corn nuts 175 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,284 etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. 176 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,414 (♫ INTRIGUING MUSIC ♫) 177 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,110 (♫ DRAMATIC MUSIC ♫) 178 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,366 Grill's ready. 179 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:04,797 - Don't you dare post that. - TOMMY: Too late. 180 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,672 Hashtag epic dad grill fail. 181 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,755 Oh, it is so coffee o'clock. 182 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,095 LANCE: Will you make me a double macchiato, please? 183 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,016 Sure, dear. 184 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:16,638 (CAR HORN HONKS) 185 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,057 - Hi, there. - Hi. 186 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,232 Hey, welcome. 187 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,815 You must be Ben Walters' grandson. 188 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:28,692 How'd you know that? 189 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,820 'Cause you look exactly like him, spittin' image. 190 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,861 - You knew my grandfather? - He came up every summer. 191 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,238 Taught me how to fish on this river. 192 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:38,619 No kidding. 193 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,120 Shoot, where are my manners? 194 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,498 I'm Sam Bartlett, Park Ranger in charge of the state land 195 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,671 - that surrounds your property. - Lance Walters. 196 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,915 - This is my fiancée, Vanessa. - Hi. 197 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:50,506 That's my son Tommy, the mythical half-boy, half smart-phone. 198 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,087 (GAME SOUND EFFECTS) 199 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,717 Just swung by on my rounds. 200 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,932 We've had a problem with bird poachers in the area 201 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:59,011 so if you see anyone suspicious, please, let me know. 202 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,267 - Will do. - I hear you're building a house up here. 203 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,270 Breaking ground tomorrow. You wanna see it? 204 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,853 (♫ DRUM ROLLS ♫) 205 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,316 It's... very blue. 206 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,402 5000 square feet and every amenity. 207 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,529 And I'm decorating it. 208 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,863 Yeah, you are. 209 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:22,702 5000 square feet for three people? Hope you won't be cramped. 210 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:25,663 Oh, no, well, we're not building it to live in. I mean... 211 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:29,082 Live here? Ugh, get real. (LAUGHS) 212 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,293 It's an investment property. We're gonna flip it. 213 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:35,381 I see. Don't you think it'll kind of overwhelm the landscape? 214 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,216 LANCE: Got government land on all sides. 215 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:42,099 Yeah. Not like there are any neighbours to complain. 216 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:45,398 All I'm saying is if you were to build something a bit more modest 217 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:49,353 you'd preserve these old growth trees and be a lot more green-minded. 218 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,651 Well, it's my land, so I'm pretty sure I can build however I want 219 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,237 but don't worry, I'll leave plenty of trees for you to hug. 220 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,662 Well, let me know if you see any poachers 221 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,661 and good luck with this... 222 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,035 Death Star you're building. 223 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,168 Nice meeting you. 224 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:12,792 (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 225 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,924 - Who she think she is? - I like her. She's cool. 226 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:18,972 Don't worry about it, baby. 227 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,520 Hey, Tommy, come help me with this stupid grill. 228 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,564 Um, sounds like fun... 229 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,439 ...Lance, but I think I'm gonna go explore a little. 230 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,905 Like you say, can't play video games all the time. 231 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:36,945 Chippy off the ol' block. 232 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:38,951 Part boy, part lawyer. 233 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,702 How the heck does this thing work? 234 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:47,081 (♫ ROCK MUSIC ♫) 235 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,003 ♫ You win ♫ 236 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:54,876 ♫ I give up ♫ 237 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,503 ♫ Can you leave me alone now? ♫ 238 00:13:58,796 --> 00:13:59,922 ♫ I can see ♫ 239 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:01,557 ♫ What you want ♫ 240 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,302 ♫ And it's open-dated ♫ 241 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:08,561 (♫ RHYTHMIC TAPPING ♫) 242 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,557 ♫ Stop try... ♫ 243 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:12,986 (♫ RHYTHMIC TAPPING ECHOES ♫) 244 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,241 (♫ TAPPING IMITATES TOMMY'S DRUMMING ♫) 245 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:30,754 (♫ TAPPING IMITATES DRUMMING ♫) 246 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:31,875 (LOUD CRASH) 247 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,081 (WOODY GRUNTS) 248 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:34,298 Whoa. 249 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,504 What the heck are you? 250 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,761 Now it's your turn. Come on, kid, show me what you got! 251 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,513 (♫ LAUGHS AND STOMPS RHYTHMICALLY ♫) 252 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,770 Uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah! 253 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,351 (♫ WOODY HUMS PERCUSSIVELY ♫) 254 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,354 Wa-wa-wa-wa! Wa-wa-wa-wa, wa wa! 255 00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,781 (♫ IMITATES RECORD SCRATCHING ♫) 256 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:03,861 Ah-ah! 257 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:04,787 What? What? 258 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:05,913 Ta-da! 259 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:10,210 Wow! You are really cool for a woodpecker. 260 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,123 (SNIFFS WILDLY) 261 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:16,712 Are those Peanut Butter Bonkers?! I'm a sucker for Peanut Butter! 262 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:19,419 Come on, brother, share the wealth, spread the love, hook me up. 263 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:20,921 What are you tryin' to tell me? 264 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,597 Humans, you gotta spell everything out for them. 265 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,891 Oh, you're hungry. 266 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,724 - You want a Peanut Butter Bonker? - Does a Woodpecker peck in the woods? 267 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,019 Whoa! 268 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,604 (WOODY LAUGHS WILDLY) 269 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,030 Wahoo! 270 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,402 Whaa! 271 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,448 You like that, huh? 272 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,614 Even better than beetle larva, 273 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,079 which, if you haven't tried, is quite good when in season. 274 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,198 - Have another? - Don't gotta ask me twice. 275 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,452 Uh. 276 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:54,620 It's okay. 277 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,289 (GRUNTS) 278 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,045 (♫ SOFT MUSIC ♫) 279 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,297 (SIGHS) 280 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,261 (MUSIC GRINDS TO A STOP) 281 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,338 Hey, don't let the mushy music fool you. 282 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,559 We're not friends or anything. I'm only doing this for the free food. 283 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,759 (♫ SOFT MUSIC CONTINUES ♫) 284 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,645 I'm gonna call you Woody. 285 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,144 - Huh? - You like that name? Woody? 286 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:17,273 I'm gonna call you Kid Who Just Ran Outta Bonkers. 287 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:18,311 See you. 288 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,943 Well, I hope everyone is hungry. 289 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:29,197 I wanted our first night in the wilderness to be a little less wild. 290 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:32,454 - Got any pizza? - No, I don't have any pizza. Do... 291 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,585 This is much better than pizza. 292 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,537 Nothing is better than pizza. 293 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:39,716 Well, I think it looks absolutely delicious, Lance. 294 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,837 Thank you, babe. 295 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:44,012 Here's to me building and you designing something amazing. 296 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,303 - Amazing. - Cheers. 297 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,552 Here. Cheers. Wh...? 298 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:49,467 Well, come on, clink it. 299 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,728 - WOODY: Hiya, campers! - Aah! 300 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:55,515 Sorry, I'm late! Traffic. So, what's for dinner? 301 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,725 Mmm. Good to see you again, Kid Who Gives Me Food. 302 00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:00,732 - What is that thing? - It's okay. I... I met him in the forest. 303 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,814 He's friendly. I named him Woody. 304 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,650 (WOODY PANTS AND BARKS) 305 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,656 What are you doing? Don't feed it! We'll never get rid of it! 306 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:08,657 (WOODY PANTS) 307 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,739 Stay away from him! You don't know where it's been! 308 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,917 And I have no idea where you've been, sweetheart. 309 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,744 He's practically tame. 310 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,504 Yeah, as long as you feed rne. 311 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,082 Okay, who cut the cheese? 312 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,917 Whoever did it, did a great job. 313 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,216 Uh... Get... Lance, get... Get rid of it! 314 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,173 Shoo! Shoo! 315 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:29,882 Get out of here! Go! 316 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,718 You know, it's so funny when they try to fly. 317 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,599 - You don't have wings, you dummy. - Get out of here! 318 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:34,804 Mm. Beans. 319 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,640 - Get rid of it! Do something! - Okay. Okay. Okay, Okay, Okay. 320 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,152 Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you... 321 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,231 (FARTS AND LAUGHS) 322 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:45,986 Ugh! Disgusting! 323 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,192 - I think he's awesome. - WOODY: Mm-hm. 324 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,368 - (GASPS) Whoa! - Get out of here. 325 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,822 You know, I'm sensing a little hostility here. 326 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,906 Hey, stop. He's not hurting anyone. 327 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,371 - You got somethin' in your hair. - Ow! Ow! Sh... 328 00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,246 Missed me. Whoa, is it something I said? 329 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,376 - Hyah! - Woo-ha! 330 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:04,299 Woo! Yoo-hoo! Over here you big featherless freak! 331 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,590 - (VANESSA GROANS) - Oh. Oh. Oh, baby! 332 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,296 - WOODY: See you at breakfast! - LANCE: Oh, no! 333 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:09,721 VANESSA: You hit me! 334 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,300 LANCE: Baby, I'm so sorry. Okay. It was an accident. 335 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,848 Oh, let me see, let me see, let me see. Oh, I'm so sorry. 336 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,055 Are you okay? Are you okay? 337 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,557 Look, let's just eat our... 338 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,224 dinner... 339 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,564 Ow! 340 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,980 (WOODY LAUGHS IN DISTANCE) 341 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,947 (LOUD RHYTHMIC PECKING) 342 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,214 (SIGHS) 343 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,967 (PECKING CONTINUES) 344 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:00,644 Can you not hear that? 345 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:03,647 (RHYTHMIC PECKING CONTINUES) 346 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,732 That woman could sleep through a hurricane. 347 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,064 Can you believe that stupid bird? 348 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,529 Tommy? 349 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,080 (♫ WOODY HUMS SAMBA TUNE ♫) Ba-dub, bub, dub, bub, dub, da! 350 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,453 Ba-dee, bee, bee, bee, bee, ba! 351 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,330 Mm, mm, mm, ah! 352 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,995 Dub, dub, dub, dub, dub, hey! 353 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,288 Shoo! 354 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,211 Get out of here! 355 00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:27,625 Go on. Beat it! 356 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,839 Go find somewhere else to peck. 357 00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:31,466 Go find somewhere else to sleep. 358 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,181 Around here, I'm at the top of the pecking order. 359 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,221 LANCE: I said beat it! 360 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,802 He makes the catch 361 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,513 and the crowd goes wild! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 362 00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,640 Give me that back right now! 363 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:49,440 - (RHYTMIC PECKING CONTINUES) - (SIGHS) 364 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,201 Good day, Mr Walters. Ready to break ground? 365 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,247 I sure am, George. 366 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,121 Remember, I want this house on the market by fall 367 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,417 so it needs to be done quickly. 368 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,837 Well, for enough money, anything can be done quickly 369 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,167 even out here in the sticks. 370 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:07,294 Well, that is good to hear 371 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,796 cos according to my schedule, you're already 20 minutes behind. 372 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,094 - Your schedule? - Oh, I am hands on, George. 373 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:15,799 - I'm gonna ride your crew. - Super! They'll love that. 374 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,309 And by the study fireplace 375 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,479 I was thinking twin zebra sheepskin chairs. 376 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:25,479 They'll be a nice contrast to the crested butte cigar leather sofas. 377 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:29,646 And, of course, the thirty-light elk antler chandelier 378 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,522 will tie it all together. 379 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:35,531 And, I want it all done in eight weeks. 380 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,412 - That's really not enough time. - Money is no object. 381 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,707 - Consider it done. - VANESSA: Thank you. 382 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:43,580 Lance, honey 383 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:47,459 I've decided on volcanic stone for the kitchen counters. Mmm? 384 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,294 Great. 385 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,751 Baby, aren't those the most expensive counters in the world? 386 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,004 Well, duh, the best usually is. 387 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:57,340 Come, see. 388 00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,888 - Okay. - VANESSA: That's so exciting. 389 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:02,720 Hey, Tommy, you wanna watch the excavation? 390 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:04,973 Hmm. Let me think about it... 391 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:06,436 No. 392 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:10,687 Okay, I'll take that no as a no. 393 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,409 (WOODY YAWNS) 394 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,366 Can't a bird catch some Zs around here? 395 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,498 Huh? Hey! What's the big idea?! 396 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:30,880 WORKER: (SHOUTS) Watch it! Watch it! 397 00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:39,215 Wait a minute. They're not camping; They're moving in. 398 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:42,222 No, no, no, no, no! This is my forest. 399 00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,266 Time for an eviction notice. 400 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:46,806 Hey! Yeah, you! 401 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,317 Get off my lawn, punk! 402 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,104 (WORKER CRIES OUT) 403 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,607 WORKER: Hey! Relax! 404 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,616 - LANCE: No! - Knock, knock. 405 00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:58,988 Who's there? Pee? 406 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,787 Pee, who? Pee-yew! 407 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,498 Somebody get that bird! 408 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:08,043 WOODY: Let's see who's next, shall we? Eeny, meeny, miny... Moe! 409 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:09,328 Baby. 410 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,082 - Baby, baby. - WOODY: Bombs away! 411 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,883 - The bird! - LANCE: Oh. 412 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,677 WOODY: How was that for an eviction notice? 413 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:17,628 No! No! 414 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,593 The good thing about a high fibre diet... 415 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,469 (CHUCKLES) ...it keeps you regular. 416 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:25,761 Whoa! 417 00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:28,056 That'll buff right out. 418 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,440 - (SOBS) - Oh, baby. 419 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:32,644 Don't you "baby" me! 420 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,444 (VANESSA RANTS IN OTHER LANGUAGE) 421 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:39,275 Well, the bad news is 422 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:42,328 you're encroaching on the habitat of a very territorial bird. 423 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,243 No kidding. 424 00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:48,496 Well, don't worry about the window. 425 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:51,120 We'll just add that to the bill. 426 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:55,841 (LOUD PECKING) 427 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:00,884 (PECKING CONTINUES) 428 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,723 Would you keep it down out here? 429 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,310 - See? - Shh. 430 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,982 - (WOODY SNIGGERS) - That's much better. 431 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:35,001 Tommy, open the door! 432 00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:37,166 Tommy? 433 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,626 ("REJECTED" BY KINGSLEY) 434 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:42,717 ♫ Always the same Ain't never gonna change your story ♫ 435 00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:48,769 ♫ Well, you don't believe me You don't believe me no more! ♫ 436 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,138 ♫ You're so rejected ♫ 437 00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:54,441 ♫ Are you the one who's never rejected? ♫ 438 00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:57,895 ♫ Am I the one that you never mention? ♫ 439 00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:00,697 ♫ Is he the one you're leaving for me? ♫ 440 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:04,118 ♫ Or am I just one of your fantasies?...♫ 441 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:07,621 (♫ TUNING GUITAR ♫) 442 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:14,586 You planning on buyin' it or just tuning it to death? 443 00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:17,461 Uh, sorry, I was just browsing. Um... 444 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,458 Don't sweat it. Play away. 445 00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:23,592 - I'm Jill. - Uh, I'm Tommy. 446 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,256 - Are you visiting? - TOMMY: Yeah. 447 00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:28,969 - My dad's building this house by the river. - Oh, man! 448 00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:31,304 That mega-mansion everyone's talking about? 449 00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:33,306 Yeah, that would be it. 450 00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:35,566 So you interested in it? 451 00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:38,861 Uh, this is a really... This is a really sweet guitar. 452 00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:40,275 I helped restore it. 453 00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:43,361 The guy who sold it to us was a roadie for Springsteen. 454 00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:46,952 Who knows, Springsteen himself may have played it. 455 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,153 Or at least breathed near it. 456 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:53,705 (♫ PLAYS ROCK RIFF ♫) 457 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,373 You're not bad. Not bad at all. 458 00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:01,049 Thanks, I've been taking lessons for a couple years. 459 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:04,295 Uh, but, I left my guitar at home, so... 460 00:25:04,378 --> 00:25:08,053 I can make you a really sweet deal on that guitar if you like. 461 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:13,145 My dad is the one with the coin. I'm pretty much broke. 462 00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:15,773 Maybe we can work something out. 463 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,938 My friend Lyle and I have a band. 464 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:21,237 He plays the drums, I play bass, but... 465 00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:23,655 - You need a guitarist? - Yeah. 466 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:28,278 The town's annual Firefly Festival's at the end of the month. 467 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,370 We really wanna play there. 468 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,243 If you help us out, 469 00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:35,622 I'll lend you that guitar for free for the whole summer. 470 00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:39,831 - You interested? - Uh, yeah, totally! 471 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:49,965 Hey! 472 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:51,766 This is our road, 473 00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:53,970 and we didn't give you permission to use it! 474 00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:58,808 Um, actually, this is a public road built with government funds 475 00:25:58,891 --> 00:25:59,892 and it belongs to everyone. 476 00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:03,021 So technically you are correct. It is yours, but it's also mine. 477 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,863 Hey, you don't get off that easy! 478 00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:07,487 Look, I don't know what I did to offend you guys, 479 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:08,863 but whatever it is, I'll stop. 480 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,321 Course you will. You'll be too busy crying! 481 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:15,074 Seriously, doesn't your school have an anti-bullying policy? 482 00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:17,205 Sure does. That's exactly why we got kicked out. 483 00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:18,459 Right, John? High five! 484 00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:22,089 - Ooh! Look, a guitar. - Hey, give that back! 485 00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:24,754 (BULLIES YELPING) 486 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:28,133 - What was that? - Whatever it was, it clawed me! 487 00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:30,465 - WOODY: Ba, bu-da-ba-ba, ba, ba, ba! - Woody! 488 00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:33,141 Now as for you two, where were we? 489 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:35,268 (THEY CRY OUT) 490 00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:41,024 Get ready to go commando! 491 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:42,901 (SCREAMS) Oh, this bird's psycho! 492 00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:44,273 (SCREAMS) 493 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,944 TOMMY: Woody, that was awesome! 494 00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:50,067 You went all MMA on 'em! 495 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,403 Nobody messes with my BFF, 496 00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:55,076 and by that I mean Bringer of Free Food. See you! 497 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,575 Oh, come on, George, you gotta be kidding rne. 498 00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,959 - GEORGE: No. - LANCE: Well, why am I paying for that? 499 00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:03,039 - GEORGE: Your bird did a number on us. - It is not my bird. 500 00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:08,052 Fine, fine. Just every day out here is costing me money. 501 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:09,044 (INDISTINCT REPLY) 502 00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:11,051 Yeah... Great, thank you. 503 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,224 - Hey, buddy, where you been? - Town. 504 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:18,057 - LANCE: Where'd that come from? - I'm starting a band with a girl I met. 505 00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:20,313 Oh, fun fact: 506 00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:22,016 I almost got my butt kicked on the way home. 507 00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:24,026 What are you talking about? By who? 508 00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:26,779 A couple of Neanderthal kids. 509 00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:29,110 It's okay, because Woody saved me. 510 00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:31,575 - Who's Woody? - The woodpecker. 511 00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:35,697 Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu! Do not mention that stupid bird! 512 00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:37,455 - Stupid? - VANESSA: Yeah. 513 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:41,661 Last I remember, that stupid bird wasn't the one covered in bird poop. 514 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,248 You know what? That's enough out of you. You're on a time out. Go to you room. 515 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,124 I don't have a room. 516 00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:49,092 Then go into the RV. 517 00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:50,294 Fine. 518 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:53,463 Oh, and in case you were wondering 519 00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:56,930 nobody in town is happy about us building a house up here. 520 00:28:00,554 --> 00:28:02,898 - Can you believe that? - I know, what is wrong with these people? 521 00:28:02,973 --> 00:28:05,943 Don't they understand how great this is gonna be for their property values? 522 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:07,235 No, Lance. 523 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,990 I'm talking about how disrespectful your son is to me. 524 00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:13,776 Oh... Yeah, that. 525 00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:15,990 This isn't what I signed up for, Okay? 526 00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:19,998 Being a stepmom to a bratty kid who hates me. 527 00:28:20,324 --> 00:28:22,292 - Babe, he doesn't hate you. - He hates me. 528 00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,411 If anything, he's just mad at me. 529 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,085 He's just acting out. 530 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:30,463 I know this is difficult, but you've just gotta be patient. 531 00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:34,005 You'll see. We're gonna get our old life back in no time. 532 00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:35,589 I promise. 533 00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:37,382 Hmm. 534 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:44,648 WOODY: Wakey, wakey. 535 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:46,392 Here's Woody! 536 00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:48,860 Ow! Ow! Ow! 537 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:50,437 (LAUGHS) 538 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:54,445 Oh, That's it! 539 00:28:55,651 --> 00:28:57,119 I'm finished with you! 540 00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,993 Now, maybe you didn't get the memo! 541 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:05,707 But, man, not wildlife, is top of the food chain! 542 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:12,176 So if I were you, I would get out of here before you land on my rotisserie! 543 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,670 - If it's the last thing I... - Nice rant. Easy to dance to. 544 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,050 - I'd give it a seven. - Hey! 545 00:29:17,047 --> 00:29:18,094 (WOODY LAUGHS) 546 00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:21,097 - Yeah, you better fly out of here! - WOODY: Yeah right! 547 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,184 Really? A pinecone? 548 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:26,598 How pathet... 549 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,813 (WOODY LAUGHING) 550 00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:40,241 Yo(sure this foundation's deep enough, George? 551 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,288 I want this place to last longer than these trees. 552 00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:43,536 Twice as long, sir. 553 00:29:43,824 --> 00:29:46%'C077 %D ai} me, bee doin')0Aa l'ie, alright? %0Ԩ@ 554 0?6U3A46,3261"E 0@gfw4p^C328 Babe, isn't this great? 555 00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:51,628 I'm not really a cement person. 556 00:29:52,249 --> 00:2=:53,501 Can I have the keys for the car? 557 00:29:53,58OM.ߊD@Z46,462 I need to go to town an$)find a place to get my highlights touched up. 558 00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:58,134 - Hey, sweetheart? - VANESSA: Mmm. 559 00:29:58,213 --> 00:30:01,057 LANCE: What's that matter? We're out here in the middle of nature. 560 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,428 Yeah, and I wanna look natural. 561 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,226 - Keys are in the RV. - Okay. 562 00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:12,061 (♫ DRAMATIC MUSIC ♫) 563 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,859 Time to get these trespassers out of here. 564 00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:18,196 We can do this the easy way or the Woody way. 565 00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:20,202 I'm thinkin' the Woody way. 566 00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:21,449 (LAUGHS WILDLY) 567 00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:25,992 Come on, Tommy, you cannot sit in here all day staring at a screen. 568 00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:28,706 - There's nothing to do here. - LANCE: Nothing to do here? 569 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,339 They're getting ready to pour the cement. That's cool. 570 00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:34,132 Let's go outside and watch them do that. 571 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:39,300 - Pass. - Go outside and find something to do. 572 00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:41,090 - Anything. - Give that back! 573 00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:43,346 VANESSA: Lance! Hurry that thing is back! 574 00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:44,301 WORKER: Get back! 575 00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:46,762 VANESSA: Oh, my God. 576 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,563 No, no, no, no, no, no! 577 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:50,724 Jackie Chan taught me this one. 578 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:52,980 Wa-ka! Woo! 579 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:55,191 How about some of this? How about some of that? 580 00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:56,737 Bath time! 581 00:30:58,273 --> 00:30:59,616 Hope you're getting hazard pay! 582 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:00,988 - (WORKER GRUNTS) - Hiya! Hiya! 583 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:02,615 - Wa-hoo! Wa! - (MAN CRIES OUT) 584 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,321 - No, no, no! - WOODY: Karate chop! 585 00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:06,494 I do all my own stunts. 586 00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:08,371 Here comes the thunder! 587 00:31:08,492 --> 00:31:10,415 - (MAN GRUNTS) - (WOODY CRIES OUT) 588 00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:15,841 Don't worry, I didn't forget about you two. 589 00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:16,883 You're my favourites! 590 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,169 Let's get to the SUV! 591 00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:20,879 (WHIMPERS) 592 00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:23,139 Hmm, I wonder how this thing works. 593 00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:25,759 Only one way to find out. 594 00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:27,344 Oh! 595 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:33,142 Come on, you know you want me to push it. Oops! 596 00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:38,439 (SCREAMS) 597 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,573 (SHOUTS OUT INDISTINCTLY) 598 00:31:44,778 --> 00:31:46,371 (LANCE AND VANESSA SCREAMS) 599 00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:48,286 (LANCE GROANS) 600 00:31:50,075 --> 00:31:51,201 You were right, Lance. 601 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:55,505 - Watching them pour cement is fun. - (BOTH GRUNTS) 602 00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:58,084 Now that's how you do things the Woody way. 603 00:31:58,166 --> 00:31:59,167 (LAUGHS AND SNORTS) 604 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:07,134 (SQUELCHING) 605 00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:08,560 (TRICKLING) 606 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:15,396 LANCE: I'd like to file a complaint. 607 00:32:16,518 --> 00:32:18,361 Nope. Nope. 608 00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:20,318 Nope. Yep, that's it. 609 00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:22,775 That's the flying demon right there. 610 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:25,198 - The Pileated Red-Crowned Woodpecker? - Yep. 611 00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:26,449 Impossible. 612 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:29,281 The Red-Crowned Woodpecker has been extinct for almost a hundred years 613 00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:33,293 - I'm telling you, that's the bird. - Uh-huh. Sure it is. 614 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,671 Any chance you're taking any sort of medication? 615 00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:39,545 Look, I don't care what kind of bird it is. 616 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,844 I want it off my property for good. Now, how does that happen? 617 00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:45,509 Well, the local Native Americans 618 00:32:45,589 --> 00:32:48,012 believed it was the incarnation of Marconda 619 00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:49,805 god of chaos and mayhem 620 00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:52,604 a mischievous trickster who haunted the forest. 621 00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:55,933 - Super factoid. What did they do about it? - Moved away. 622 00:32:56,725 --> 00:32:58,193 - Moved away? - SAM: More like fled. 623 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:01,025 Didn't even pack, left all their things behind. 624 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:02,568 Well, I'm not gonna flee. 625 00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:05,571 - Can we just kill it? - No, you can't just kill it. 626 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:09,154 The woodpecker is a protected species. You'd be breaking the law 627 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:10,781 a 10,000 dollar fine. 628 00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:13,875 Do you take credit cards? 629 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:16,211 And two years in jail. 630 00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:20,173 Alright, well there's Plan A. 631 00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:24,260 - Do you have any ideas? - Learn to live with it. 632 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,256 There is plenty of room for both of you. 633 00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:32,265 Thanks. You've been tremendously unhelpful. 634 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:41,945 NATE: How hard can it be to find a red-headed woodpecker with hands? 635 00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:44,397 Well, I feel like I know the answer to this one. 636 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,071 Hey, give me a hint? 637 00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,026 (NATE SIGHS) 638 00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:57,203 Oh. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. 639 00:33:58,620 --> 00:33:59,667 That's it. 640 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:04,168 Nobody poops on my truck and gets away with it! 641 00:34:05,335 --> 00:34:06,382 One time. 642 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:09,761 That happened one time and you've never let me forget it. 643 00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:15,103 (WOODY LAUGHS IN DISTANCE) 644 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,433 (♫ ROCK MUSIC ♫) 645 00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:26,236 Hey! I know that song. That's my ringtone. 646 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:33,447 Well, what do you know? Peanut butter boy. 647 00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:38,702 That was awesome! 648 00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:40,333 Heck yeah, we killed it! 649 00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:42,331 - Hey, kid. - Hey, Woody. 650 00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:45,842 I was just flapping by and I heard someone laying down a fresh beat. 651 00:34:46,126 --> 00:34:48,800 Whoa-oa! What kind of bird is that? 652 00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:51,677 Some kind of woodpecker. He lives up by my place. 653 00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:53,508 And before I met you guys, 654 00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:55,720 he was pretty much my only friend out here. 655 00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:58,934 Friend? Hmm... 656 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,058 Nope. Never had one of those before. 657 00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:04,566 The festival's at the end of the month. We've still got a lot of practicing to do. 658 00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:07,272 One, two... One, two, three four. 659 00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:09,483 (♫ "BIRD IS THE WORD" PLAYS ♫) 660 00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:11,443 ♫ Well, everybody's heard about the bird ♫ 661 00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:14,075 - ♫ B-b-b-bird, bird, bird... ♫ - Yeah, this year is my jam! 662 00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:17,158 - ♫ Well a bird's a word... ♫ - (RYTHMIC PECKING) 663 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:21,416 Oh yeah, that's right, I peck by ear. Never had a lesson. Ho-ho! 664 00:35:21,745 --> 00:35:24,840 Whoa! That bird's got mad skills. 665 00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:27,338 ♫ Don't you know about the bird? ♫ 666 00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:29,920 ♫ Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word ♫ 667 00:35:30,253 --> 00:35:33,507 ♫ Bird, bird, bird, b-b-b-bird, Bird, bird, bird... ♫ 668 00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:36,013 - (♫ "BIRD IS THE WORD" CONTINUES ♫) - (LAUGHING) 669 00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:38,265 WORKER: Whoa! 670 00:35:38,386 --> 00:35:41,310 (WORKER CRIES OUT AND GROANS) 671 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,183 ♫ Well-a bird's the word ♫ 672 00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,522 ♫ Oh well-a bird, bird, bird, B-bird's the word ♫ 673 00:35:45,602 --> 00:35:47,900 ♫ Oh well-a don't you know about the bird? ♫ 674 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:50,482 ♫ Well-a everybody's talking about the bird ♫ 675 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:52,783 ♫ Bird, bird, bird, B-bird's the word ♫ 676 00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:55,282 - ♫ Oh well-a... ♫ - ♫ Bird, bird, bird, b-b-b bird! ♫ 677 00:35:55,362 --> 00:35:57,581 ♫ Oh well-a bird, bird, B-bird's the word ♫ 678 00:35:57,656 --> 00:36:00,284 Another bill?! Where did this come from? Wh...? 679 00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:03,745 ♫ Oh, well-a everybody's heard about the bird... ♫ 680 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,582 Oh, jeez, bees! 681 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:07,962 (WORKERS SHOUTING) 682 00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:09,710 WORKER: Run! 683 00:36:10,085 --> 00:36:11,132 To the river! 684 00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:17,350 (BOTH GROANS) 685 00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:19,348 ♫ Don't you know about the bird? ♫ 686 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:21,850 ♫ Well, everybody's talking about the bird... ♫ 687 00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:25,434 HmM. On? Okay. I could do that. 688 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:26,484 (LAUGHING) 689 00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:28,478 - (WORKER SCREAMS) - (ELECTRIC BUZZING) 690 00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:30,063 (WOODY LAUGHS WILDLY) 691 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,986 Just like in the cartoons. 692 00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:35,786 ♫ B-b-b-b, b-b-b-b, b-b-b-b, b-b-pa-pa, Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa, Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa, ♫ 693 00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:38,909 ♫ pa-pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-oo-ma-mow- mow, pa-pa-oo-ma-ma mow ♫ 694 00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:41,290 ♫ Oo-ma-mow-mow, Pa-pa-oo-ma-ma mow ♫ 695 00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:43,835 ♫ Pa-pa-oo-ma-mow-mow, Pa-pa-oo-ma-ma mow... ♫ 696 00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:46,913 I'm back! 697 00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:48,915 (WOODY LAUGHS AND SHOUTS OUT) 698 00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:50,841 No, no, no, no, no, no! 699 00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:57,465 (GRUNTS ANGRILY) 700 00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:59,677 ALL: ♫ Oo-mow-ma-ma-mow, mow, mow, mow, mow ♫ 701 00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:02,179 ♫ Well-a don't you know about the bird? ♫ 702 00:37:02,262 --> 00:37:04,640 ♫ Well everybody knows that the bird is the word ♫ 703 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:06,942 ♫ Oh well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word ♫ 704 00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:07,892 ♫ Oh well-a bird. ♫ 705 00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:09,978 Oh, yeah! That was awesome! 706 00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:11,730 Woody, that was sick! 707 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:15,780 Oh yeah! The bird is the word. You know this song is about me, right? 708 00:37:19,863 --> 00:37:21,490 Baby, please, can we talk about this a min...? 709 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:23,371 - (GRUNTS ANGRILY) - You know what? You were right. 710 00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:26,374 I should've listened to you in the first place. We'll go to a hotel. 711 00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:27,875 I'm going to a hotel! 712 00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:30,131 The Fairmont Olympic in Seattle. 713 00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:33,092 Five stars, all the amenities, 714 00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:34,669 suite for one. 715 00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:36,091 (GLASS SHATTERS) 716 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:39,508 I will get rid of that woodpecker, I promise you... 717 00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:41,389 It's too late, Lance. 718 00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:44,058 You're not the man I thought you were. 719 00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:48,392 I fell in love with a cold, heartless courtroom killer 720 00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:51,274 not a man who loses to a flying squirrel. 721 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,363 If you ever move back to Seattle, 722 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:00,195 we can do lunch. 723 00:38:02,322 --> 00:38:03,369 Bye. 724 00:38:07,577 --> 00:38:10,547 I think I just did that guy a hu-uge favour. 725 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,172 You're welcome! 726 00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:39,321 I'm sorry. 727 00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:42,616 What? 728 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:45,202 About Vanessa. 729 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:47,162 I know you liked her. 730 00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:50,875 Thanks. 731 00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:55,337 Yeah, I did. 732 00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:02,177 Sometimes things don't work out the way you planned. 733 00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:06,143 You'll find that out when you're older. 734 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:09,181 I'm not sure I wanna find out. 735 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:13,150 Nah. It's not all that bad. 736 00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:17,234 It's just that in life, 737 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:19,529 your dreams and reality... 738 00:39:20,984 --> 00:39:22,110 don't always line up. 739 00:39:24,153 --> 00:39:26,281 So, what you're trying to tell me is... 740 00:39:27,407 --> 00:39:28,829 it basically stinks. 741 00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:29,955 (LANCE LAUGHS) 742 00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:32,378 No, not all the time, but... 743 00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:37,588 yeah, sometimes life basically stinks. 744 00:39:42,672 --> 00:39:43,719 Let's get some sleep. 745 00:39:44,424 --> 00:39:46,267 Things always look better in the morning. 746 00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:49,603 At least I hope they do. 747 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:54,730 LANCE: So, I've got a pretty serious bird problem 748 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:55,901 and from what I understand 749 00:39:55,977 --> 00:39:58,856 you two gentlemen are the finest pest control company in town. 750 00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:02,067 Well, you're the only pest control company in town 751 00:40:02,442 --> 00:40:03,819 but I'm sure men of your... 752 00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:05,199 (OTIS BURPS) 753 00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:08,532 ...calibre, won't have any trouble with this job. 754 00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:10,124 It's just a little woodpecker. 755 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:15,255 - Mister, do you know how... - (THUDS) 756 00:40:15,330 --> 00:40:18,004 How can we help you, Mr. Walters? 757 00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:23,054 Well, I need you to trap it and release it far, far away from here. 758 00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:25,514 I'd say kill it, but apparently that's illegal. 759 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:29,224 'Course not. We would never, uh, break the "law". 760 00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:30,349 Nate, what about that time... 761 00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:35,855 - How much? - Our standard woodpecker removal fee is... 762 00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:38,649 - Two... - 500 bucks, cash money. 763 00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:40,025 - Otis, are you... - Done. 764 00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:42,986 ...gonna... eat your cherry? 765 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:44,989 All yours. 766 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:46,611 Thanks, I'll, uh... 767 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:49,619 I'll save this for later. 768 00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:52,200 Check, please. 769 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,999 So, I will see you gentlemen in the morning, yes? 770 00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:56,500 Uh, you got it. 771 00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:58,790 We will hit the hay early. 772 00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:03,007 We'll be there bright and early, ready to removify that bird. 773 00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:05,721 Just not before 10 A.M., All right? 774 00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:08,467 That's about when my son usually comes into town and... 775 00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:10,176 I'd rather he not know anything about this. 776 00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:13,229 Ten o'clock it is. We will see you... 777 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:14,351 In the mariana. 778 00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:16,603 Mariana. 779 00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,607 I thought we were seein' him tomorrow? 780 00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:20,941 What? 781 00:41:21,854 --> 00:41:22,946 What? Let's go! 782 00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:25,616 We've been searchin' for that woodpecker for months 783 00:41:25,692 --> 00:41:27,285 and now it just falls right in our laps. 784 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,409 - We gonna make five hundo cash money. - Dummy. 785 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:32,582 It's a Pileated Red-Crowned woodpecker. 786 00:41:32,657 --> 00:41:35,001 We can sell that bird for a thousand times more than that. 787 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:37,253 Oh, can't you just smell the money? 788 00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:40,502 Nah, that's just me. 789 00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:45,587 TOMMY: Hey, what are we gonna call our band? 790 00:41:45,712 --> 00:41:48,386 JILL: How about Poison Ivy? 'Cause I think I just stepped in some. 791 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:50,554 LYLE: Hey, look, an eagle feather. 792 00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:53,894 - TOMMY: And there's another one. - JILL: That's a lot of feathers. 793 00:41:54,887 --> 00:41:58,061 - JILL: Let's follow the trail. - LYLE: I thought we were going swimming? 794 00:41:58,307 --> 00:41:59,524 JILL: Don't worry, we will. 795 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,318 (♫ TENSE MUSIC BUILDS ♫) 796 00:42:02,687 --> 00:42:03,939 Wonder where they came from. 797 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:09,406 - LYLE: Guys, the quarry's back that way. - JILL: Don't be such a wimp. 798 00:42:09,819 --> 00:42:10,866 TOMMY: Whoa. 799 00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:14,907 Hey, let's go check it out. 800 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:16,955 JILL: Looks totally abandoned. 801 00:42:17,326 --> 00:42:18,999 LYLE: Uh, did you guys not see the sign? 802 00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:23,132 Hey, wait for rne! 803 00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:37,142 (♫ EERIE MUSIC ♫) 804 00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:38,643 LYLE: What is this place? 805 00:42:44,937 --> 00:42:45,984 Can we go now? 806 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:49,616 Look at all this stuff. 807 00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:54,993 JILL: Who would do something like that to those animals? 808 00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:57,416 LYLE: I told you guys we shouldn't have come in here. 809 00:42:57,658 --> 00:42:59,285 Let's go! Come on. 810 00:43:00,203 --> 00:43:01,420 - (CRASH) - (LYLE GASPS) 811 00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:03,789 What was that? 812 00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:06,626 What... What are you doing? 813 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:08,465 (RATTLING) 814 00:43:13,883 --> 00:43:15,180 Look how sad he looks. 815 00:43:17,053 --> 00:43:19,772 What are you doin' here? 816 00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:21,815 We're sorry, sir. We didn't touch anything. 817 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:24,569 This is private property. 818 00:43:24,936 --> 00:43:26,609 You are trespassin'. 819 00:43:27,188 --> 00:43:28,656 We could press charges. 820 00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:31,526 We were just on our way to the quarry and we got lost. 821 00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:35,739 Yeah, see the towels? Swimming. 822 00:43:36,572 --> 00:43:39,075 It wasn't my idea. They made me. 823 00:43:40,201 --> 00:43:43,045 If any of you little runts, 824 00:43:43,538 --> 00:43:44,915 come back here again, 825 00:43:44,997 --> 00:43:47,341 bad things are gonna happen. 826 00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:50,048 Now, all of you, 827 00:43:51,337 --> 00:43:52,213 get out of here! 828 00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:55,349 - Go on! Go on! Go! - LYLE: Come on, guys, let's go! 829 00:43:56,843 --> 00:43:58,891 Not you, dummy. 830 00:44:01,848 --> 00:44:03,771 - JILL: Come on, quick! - LYLE: Guys, come on! 831 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:13,276 (PECKING) 832 00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:15,532 Peck away all you want tonight, bird. 833 00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:18,952 Tomorrow the hammer drops. 834 00:44:25,288 --> 00:44:26,631 NATE: Otis, take her up. 835 00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:29,380 - LANCE: So, what's the plan? - NATE: Oh, I'll tell you the plan. 836 00:44:29,458 --> 00:44:33,213 We got this, uh, carbon fibre and titanium reinforced cage. 837 00:44:33,462 --> 00:44:36,932 We've got, uh, thermal cameras all over the perimeter. 838 00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:39,719 And for just a little added insurance, 839 00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:44,391 we've got these electrified net guns. 840 00:44:44,473 --> 00:44:47,443 If for any reason he manages to uh, escape and make a run for it 841 00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:52,281 heat-seeking tranquiliser darts. 842 00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:57,241 Ooh, and the bait, we've got two aces in the hole. 843 00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:59,997 At first, a female decoy. 844 00:45:00,072 --> 00:45:01,119 (NATE CHUCKLES) 845 00:45:02,491 --> 00:45:06,212 Second, we've added a jar of extra nutty peanut butter 846 00:45:06,495 --> 00:45:11,251 because no right-minded woodpecker can resist the combination of romance... 847 00:45:12,168 --> 00:45:13,420 and peanut butter. 848 00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:17,557 It is a bad day to be a Woodpecker. 849 00:45:17,882 --> 00:45:20,101 WOODY: (♫ SINGING ♫) ♫ Everybody thinks I'm crazy ♫ 850 00:45:20,176 --> 00:45:22,270 ♫ Yes, siree, that's me, that's me ♫ 851 00:45:22,428 --> 00:45:24,396 ♫ That's what I'm cracked up to be ♫ 852 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,899 ♫ I chop a hole in every tree ♫ 853 00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:28,396 ♫ Knock on wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-od ♫ 854 00:45:29,352 --> 00:45:30,729 ♫ Knock on wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-od ♫ 855 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:34,528 ♫ So I'm crazy, what, what, what can I do? ♫ 856 00:45:34,941 --> 00:45:36,158 ♫ So are you! ♫ 857 00:45:37,276 --> 00:45:38,402 Do you smell that? 858 00:45:38,945 --> 00:45:40,492 Is that what I think it is? 859 00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:41,864 Peanut butter! 860 00:45:43,115 --> 00:45:45,117 Peanut butter! Peanut butter! Peanut butter! 861 00:45:45,451 --> 00:45:47,249 Peanut butter! Hee-hee! 862 00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:50,540 Incoming bogie, 300 yourds and closin' fast. 863 00:45:50,623 --> 00:45:51,465 (CAMERA BEEPS) 864 00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:52,587 What do we have here? 865 00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:56,471 Well, hello there? Come here often? 866 00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:59,845 I notice you have a jar of extra nut-fay peanut but-ter. 867 00:46:00,216 --> 00:46:01,684 I'm a big fan of the stuff, myself. 868 00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:03,978 Mind if I join you? 869 00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:08,433 Is it just me or is there something kinda wooden about this chick? 870 00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:11,898 - NATE: Here. Come on. - How about we take this back to my place 871 00:46:11,978 --> 00:46:13,025 and watch a movie? 872 00:46:13,229 --> 00:46:16,574 Ever seen The Birds? Oh, it's hilarious. 873 00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:22,367 It feels like something has come between us. 874 00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:23,531 Heat-seekers. 875 00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:25,787 You didn't think I was gonna get caught this easy, did you? 876 00:46:25,992 --> 00:46:28,461 Peanut butter makes me crazy, not stupid. 877 00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:30,334 - Come on, what else you got? - NATE: Shoot him! 878 00:46:31,372 --> 00:46:32,373 Yikes, time to go! 879 00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:34,918 Whoa! 880 00:46:35,001 --> 00:46:37,129 (SHOUTS NERVOUSLY) Whoa, whoa! 881 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:42,550 Whoa-oh. Wh-argh! 882 00:46:45,052 --> 00:46:46,770 (YELPS IN SLOWMOTION) 883 00:46:48,597 --> 00:46:50,099 Whoa-oh-oh! 884 00:46:50,433 --> 00:46:51,685 Look, there he is! 885 00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:53,986 - Tag, you're it! - NATE: Whoa! 886 00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:56,697 Nighty-night, boys. 887 00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:58,904 Not. Again. 888 00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:06,036 WOODY: Hey, Beardo! Yeah, I'm talkin' to you! 889 00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:09,418 Feelin' lucky today, punk? 890 00:47:09,910 --> 00:47:11,207 Well, do you? 891 00:47:16,876 --> 00:47:19,971 Electrifying! Smile! 892 00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:25,806 Come to papa. Later, babe. Text me when you make parole. 893 00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:38,568 SAM: Here I got it. 894 00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:42,110 Why, Ranger Sam, how kind of you. 895 00:47:42,401 --> 00:47:43,448 No worries. 896 00:47:43,903 --> 00:47:45,826 I heard about your RV. Was it bad? 897 00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:48,449 Let's just say I don't think I'm gonna get my damage deposit back. 898 00:47:48,657 --> 00:47:49,954 How's your fiancée taking it? 899 00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:51,745 You mean my ex-fiancée. 900 00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:54,417 I'm pretty sure she's taken it to a five star hotel in Seattle. 901 00:47:55,164 --> 00:47:56,916 - I'm sorry. - LANCE: Yeah, thanks. 902 00:47:57,666 --> 00:47:59,839 I never thought a Woodpecker would break up my relationship 903 00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:01,717 but I guess out here these things happen. 904 00:48:02,171 --> 00:48:04,469 Can I give you a piece of advice about that Woodpecker? 905 00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:06,846 It is not a woodpecker; It is a demon from Hell. 906 00:48:07,051 --> 00:48:09,725 Okay, then can I give you a piece of advice about that demon from Hell? 907 00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:11,932 Does it involve untraceable forms of poison? 908 00:48:12,014 --> 00:48:13,231 SAM: No, just the opposite. 909 00:48:13,766 --> 00:48:17,236 Instead of fighting with the woodpecker, maybe try being nice to it. 910 00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:19,897 - Being nice to it? - You've tried everything else. 911 00:48:20,189 --> 00:48:23,238 Besides you catch a lot more flies with honey than vinegar. 912 00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:26,074 Think about it. 913 00:48:35,538 --> 00:48:36,585 Hey, bird. 914 00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:40,376 (WHILSTLES) 915 00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:44,218 It's just your friendly neighbour, Lance. 916 00:48:44,797 --> 00:48:46,049 Got a little peace offering. 917 00:48:47,049 --> 00:48:49,973 - Is that a sock on a stick? Pathetic. - You win! 918 00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:52,893 You like cookies? 919 00:48:54,223 --> 00:48:55,440 Everybody likes cookies. 920 00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:58,436 There'll be plenty more where those come from. 921 00:48:58,727 --> 00:49:01,025 Whole brand new box every day. 922 00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:04,818 So long as you... let me build my house in peace. 923 00:49:05,401 --> 00:49:08,746 And then once I sell my house, you'll be somebody else's nightmare. 924 00:49:09,321 --> 00:49:10,368 Listen, buster 925 00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:13,167 if you think giving me a little food is going to make me forget... 926 00:49:13,617 --> 00:49:16,040 (LAUGHS AND SHOUTS OUT EXCITEDLY) 927 00:49:16,996 --> 00:49:19,169 Wow, these are killer. What was I saying? 928 00:49:19,457 --> 00:49:21,459 Pretty good, huh? What do you say? 929 00:49:21,542 --> 00:49:22,589 I'll think it over. 930 00:49:25,087 --> 00:49:26,555 Well, I'll take that as a yes. 931 00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:30,764 All right, you measure twice and cut once. 932 00:49:30,843 --> 00:49:31,935 That's correct. 933 00:49:33,429 --> 00:49:34,521 Here you go. 934 00:49:34,597 --> 00:49:36,565 Hey, what's up there, hard hat? Hey, look out! Hey! 935 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,688 Whoa, whoa, whoa, everybody, relax! 936 00:49:39,059 --> 00:49:40,106 Relax. 937 00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:42,067 I got this. 938 00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:44,277 I thank you very much. 939 00:49:45,149 --> 00:49:46,571 Same time tomorrow. 940 00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:47,943 Please, allow me. 941 00:49:51,197 --> 00:49:52,449 That's lunch, whoo-hoo! 942 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:55,163 (LOUD CHEWING) 943 00:49:55,784 --> 00:49:56,831 (BURPS) 944 00:49:58,204 --> 00:49:59,251 (SIGHS) 945 00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:02,049 Okay, Okay, I know what you folks are thinking, 946 00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:05,010 "Woody is a big fat sell-out." 947 00:50:05,294 --> 00:50:06,386 But the way I see it 948 00:50:06,462 --> 00:50:08,806 it's a mutually beneficial business arrangement. 949 00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:12,931 Anyway, I let them build their dream house in peace 950 00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:14,637 as long as they pay me. 951 00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:16,977 Voila! 952 00:50:17,223 --> 00:50:18,349 GEORGE: Well, Mr Walters 953 00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:20,856 looks like you're gonna get your house. 954 00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:23,605 Over schedule and over budget, but we did it. 955 00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:29,944 LANCE: Alright-y. 956 00:50:30,986 --> 00:50:32,579 - Here you go. - Thanks, dad. 957 00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:36,079 You're welcome. 958 00:50:36,283 --> 00:50:39,036 - Hey, what about me? - Don't worry, I didn't forget about you. 959 00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:40,245 I sure hope not. 960 00:50:40,996 --> 00:50:42,464 Mm! My favourite! 961 00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:44,463 Yummy! 962 00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:45,418 (PHONE RINGING) 963 00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:47,003 WOODY: You must give me the recipe! 964 00:50:47,253 --> 00:50:48,721 (LOUD CHEWING) 965 00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:50,639 Hey, Linda. What's up? How's your dad? 966 00:50:50,881 --> 00:50:52,724 Uh, a little better, thanks. 967 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,676 You guys deliver? 968 00:50:53,759 --> 00:50:55,261 LINDA: Listen, I've got some good news. 969 00:50:55,344 --> 00:50:56,470 I talked to my cousin 970 00:50:56,554 --> 00:50:58,431 and she can take Tommy while I'm at the hospital 971 00:50:58,514 --> 00:51:00,266 - so you're off the hook. - Really? 972 00:51:00,933 --> 00:51:03,186 - That's what you wanted, right? - Yeah. 973 00:51:05,521 --> 00:51:06,818 You know what? No. Uh... Uh... 974 00:51:07,147 --> 00:51:08,194 I... 975 00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:10,275 I think we're okay here. 976 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,786 - Seriously? - Yeah, seriously. 977 00:51:14,363 --> 00:51:16,240 - Keep me posted on your dad, would you? - Sure. 978 00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:18,705 - Take care of my boy. - Our boy. 979 00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:21,666 See you later. 980 00:51:28,836 --> 00:51:29,883 (WOODY SIGHS) 981 00:51:35,968 --> 00:51:38,687 Nate, how we ever gonna get that bird? It's always with 'em. 982 00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:43,146 It's just a matter of time, Otis. Keep your shirt on. 983 00:51:44,810 --> 00:51:46,312 Weren't plannin' on takin' it off. 984 00:51:48,147 --> 00:51:49,194 Seriously! 985 00:51:50,608 --> 00:51:53,737 - (♫ ROCK COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ♫) - ♫ Celebrate the day ♫ 986 00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:57,790 ♫ Celebrate and sing ♫ 987 00:51:58,115 --> 00:52:02,996 ♫ Celebrate and then you will ♫ 988 00:52:05,164 --> 00:52:07,963 ♫ Celebrate the day ♫ 989 00:52:08,876 --> 00:52:12,176 ♫ Celebrate and sing ♫ 990 00:52:12,630 --> 00:52:17,761 ♫ Celebrate and then you will... ♫ 991 00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:19,894 Last 10 seconds! 992 00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:23,520 - JILL: Come on, you can do it! - Lyle, come on, almost there! 993 00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:24,475 JILL: You can do it! 994 00:52:26,101 --> 00:52:27,068 Come on, you can do it! 995 00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:29,613 - PRESENTER: And we have a wiener! - Yeah, Lyle! 996 00:52:30,064 --> 00:52:32,237 MAN: Here you go, sir. Here's your chocolate ice cream. 997 00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:36,245 Well, look who's here, Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber. 998 00:52:37,363 --> 00:52:40,583 Hiya, fellas, how about a little topping for your ice cream? 999 00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:43,081 It's not fake. You don't know what you're talkin' about. 1000 00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:52,045 Yuck, even I think that's disgusting. 1001 00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:54,426 Mmm. 1002 00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:00,265 - Take care. - Thank you, bye. 1003 00:53:03,305 --> 00:53:05,023 Well, hello again. 1004 00:53:05,766 --> 00:53:06,813 Free trees, huh? 1005 00:53:07,476 --> 00:53:10,901 It might be the first thing I've seen here that isn't battered and deep fried. 1006 00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:13,194 How's your ongoing battle with the woodpecker? 1007 00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:16,778 Well, I hate to admit it, but you were right. 1008 00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:20,156 Took your advice, made peace with it. And it's... 1009 00:53:20,447 --> 00:53:21,494 It's actually been... 1010 00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:24,288 - not awful. - Hm. 1011 00:53:24,368 --> 00:53:26,962 But in another month or so, I'll be finished. 1012 00:53:27,371 --> 00:53:29,294 I'll sell the house and adios. 1013 00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:31,504 So, problem solved. 1014 00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:34,594 Problem solved. 1015 00:53:36,839 --> 00:53:38,887 So I was about to listen to Tommy's band. 1016 00:53:38,966 --> 00:53:40,968 They're gettin' ready to play, you wanna come? 1017 00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,266 Yeah, sounds like fun. 1018 00:53:43,554 --> 00:53:47,149 (♫ "OH, SUSANA" PLAYS ♫) 1019 00:53:47,599 --> 00:53:49,021 (LYLE GROANS) 1020 00:53:49,601 --> 00:53:53,026 This is what happens when you eat 29 hotdogs! 1021 00:53:53,105 --> 00:53:54,732 No guts, no glory! 1022 00:53:55,315 --> 00:53:56,567 Are you sure you can't play? 1023 00:53:56,817 --> 00:53:59,366 Dude, I'm just tryin' not to blow chunks. 1024 00:53:59,987 --> 00:54:01,705 We'll be totally lame without a drummer. 1025 00:54:02,197 --> 00:54:06,293 Wouldn't it be lamer to have a drummer puke all over himself on stage? 1026 00:54:06,827 --> 00:54:08,670 No. That's rock 'n roll. 1027 00:54:08,871 --> 00:54:09,918 (STOMACH GURGLES) 1028 00:54:09,997 --> 00:54:11,749 Sorry, guys, I really wanna play... 1029 00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:14,384 but my stomach's got other plans! 1030 00:54:18,297 --> 00:54:22,143 (♫ MUSIC CONTINUES ♫) 1031 00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:26,889 Well, here we go. 1032 00:54:28,140 --> 00:54:30,518 - We're up next. - But we don't have a drummer. 1033 00:54:32,019 --> 00:54:33,316 So we go on without a drummer. 1034 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,482 Worst case scenario is... 1035 00:54:36,899 --> 00:54:39,322 we make total fools of ourselves. Come on. 1036 00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:43,114 Okay. Let's do this. 1037 00:54:43,197 --> 00:54:47,498 Now let's give a nice warm Pine Grove welcome to our next local act: 1038 00:54:48,368 --> 00:54:49,415 3 Peat. 1039 00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,639 Hi, everyone. We're 3 Peat 1040 00:55:01,507 --> 00:55:04,511 although, um, at the moment, our third peat... 1041 00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:08,309 is, um, puking up hotdogs behind the barn 1042 00:55:08,388 --> 00:55:11,016 so, uh, tonight, we're just 2 Peat. 1043 00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:13,227 Enjoy the show. 1044 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:15,404 (♫ "WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU" PLAYS ♫) 1045 00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:16,731 - Hey! - (MICROPHONE FEEDBACKS) 1046 00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:19,192 - (MICROPHONE FEEDBACKS) - Hey! 1047 00:55:22,236 --> 00:55:24,534 Uh-oh, sounding a little light on percussion. 1048 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:27,624 Hm. What would MacGyver do? 1049 00:55:28,158 --> 00:55:29,205 (GASPS) 1050 00:55:29,743 --> 00:55:31,996 Perfect. Ah, that's it! 1051 00:55:32,955 --> 00:55:34,457 ♫ ...you hold me tight ♫ 1052 00:55:36,959 --> 00:55:40,634 ♫ Tell me I'm the only one, You wanna come over tonight? ♫ 1053 00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:42,047 ♫ Yeah ♫ 1054 00:55:42,965 --> 00:55:45,309 ♫ Keep on whispering in my ear ♫ 1055 00:55:45,884 --> 00:55:48,228 ♫ Tell me all the things that I want to hear ♫ 1056 00:55:48,303 --> 00:55:50,271 - ♫ 'Cause it's true ♫ - WOODY & JILL: ♫ That's what I like ♫ 1057 00:55:50,597 --> 00:55:53,476 - ♫ It's what I like about you ♫ - ♫ That's what I like ♫ 1058 00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:55,103 WOODY: ♫ What I like about you ♫ 1059 00:55:56,728 --> 00:55:58,696 JILL: ♫ You really know how to dance ♫ 1060 00:56:00,399 --> 00:56:04,654 ♫ When you go up down, jump around, think about true romance ♫ 1061 00:56:05,237 --> 00:56:06,284 ♫ Yeah ♫ 1062 00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:09,492 ♫ Keep on whispering in my ear ♫ 1063 00:56:09,575 --> 00:56:12,328 ♫ Tell me all the things that I wanna hear ♫ 1064 00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:14,584 - ♫ 'Cause that's true ♫ - ♫ What I like about you ♫ 1065 00:56:14,663 --> 00:56:17,507 - ♫ It's what I like about you ♫ - WOODY & TOMMY: ♫ What I like about you ♫ 1066 00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:20,462 - JILL: ♫ That's what I like about you ♫ - ♫ That's what I like about you ♫ 1067 00:56:20,544 --> 00:56:23,548 - ♫ It's what I like about you ♫ - ♫ It's what I like about you ♫ 1068 00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:24,552 (WOODY SCREAMS) 1069 00:56:25,007 --> 00:56:28,261 (♫ GUITAR SOLO ♫) 1070 00:56:35,809 --> 00:56:37,311 ♫ What I like about you ♫ 1071 00:56:38,604 --> 00:56:40,572 ♫ You keep me warm at night ♫ 1072 00:56:42,941 --> 00:56:46,366 ♫ Never wanna let you go, You know you make me feel alright ♫ 1073 00:56:47,279 --> 00:56:48,326 ♫ Yeah ♫ 1074 00:56:48,989 --> 00:56:51,538 ♫ Keep on whispering in my ear ♫ 1075 00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:54,245 ♫ Tell me all the things that I wanna hear ♫ 1076 00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:56,622 - ♫ 'Cause that's true ♫ - WOODY & JILL: ♫ What I like about you ♫ 1077 00:56:56,705 --> 00:56:59,549 - ♫ It's what I like about you ♫ - ♫ What I like about you ♫ 1078 00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:02,504 - TOMMY: ♫ That's what I like about you ♫ - ♫ What I like about you ♫ 1079 00:57:02,586 --> 00:57:05,556 - TOMMY: ♫ It's what I like about you ♫ - WOODY & JILL: ♫ What I like about you ♫ 1080 00:57:05,631 --> 00:57:07,633 ♫ It's what I like about you. ♫ 1081 00:57:10,218 --> 00:57:12,220 LANCE: Way to go, Tommy! Yeah! 1082 00:57:17,309 --> 00:57:19,687 Oh yeah! They should call this Woodystock! 1083 00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:22,068 - LANCE: You guys were amazing! - JILL: Thanks. 1084 00:57:22,397 --> 00:57:25,901 Buddy, I knew you could play, but I didn't know you could play like that. 1085 00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:29,405 - I'm so proud of you. - You are? Really? 1086 00:57:30,697 --> 00:57:31,744 Course I am really. 1087 00:57:33,116 --> 00:57:35,118 What do you think, this place isn't so bad after all, is it? 1088 00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:37,629 Yeah, it doesn't totally bite. 1089 00:57:39,122 --> 00:57:40,248 It doesn't totally bite. 1090 00:57:40,999 --> 00:57:44,094 Hey, shouldn't we be hangin' backstage doing peanut butter shots with groupies? 1091 00:57:44,252 --> 00:57:46,596 - Woody! - We totally rocked it! 1092 00:57:47,506 --> 00:57:49,634 Oh, I'm sorry, have you met Woody? 1093 00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:51,806 Enchanté, Mademoiselle. 1094 00:57:52,636 --> 00:57:56,231 You really did find a Pileated Red-Crowned Woodpecker 1095 00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:57,599 and he's domesticated? 1096 00:57:57,933 --> 00:57:58,855 (BURPS LOUDLY) 1097 00:57:58,934 --> 00:58:01,357 Well, that depends on your definition of domesticated. 1098 00:58:01,436 --> 00:58:03,609 Uh, Woody here was our drummer. 1099 00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:05,486 No kidding. 1100 00:58:06,274 --> 00:58:07,196 Way to go, Woody. 1101 00:58:07,609 --> 00:58:09,862 Thanks. Always happy to help a... 1102 00:58:10,862 --> 00:58:11,784 friend. 1103 00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:14,116 Anyway, gotta go. Time to forage. 1104 00:58:15,158 --> 00:58:16,626 I don't know about you, I am starving. 1105 00:58:16,702 --> 00:58:17,749 - Are you hungry? - Yes. 1106 00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:19,463 I could kill a corndog. 1107 00:58:20,205 --> 00:58:22,799 And now, Ladies and Gentlemen 1108 00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:25,552 the moment we've all been waiting for... 1109 00:58:25,919 --> 00:58:27,592 - What's goin' on? - You'll see. 1110 00:58:29,548 --> 00:58:31,596 Let there be light! 1111 00:58:33,885 --> 00:58:35,478 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 1112 00:58:54,072 --> 00:58:56,370 Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if they stuck around. 1113 00:58:57,367 --> 00:58:58,994 That gives me an idea. 1114 00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:16,220 Well, what do you know? I'm a regular Pablo Peck-casso. 1115 00:59:18,013 --> 00:59:19,060 (SIGHS) 1116 00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:22,435 Maybe... Maybe I've been alone too long. 1117 00:59:23,727 --> 00:59:25,650 Just because I'm one of a kind 1118 00:59:25,729 --> 00:59:28,608 doesn't mean I can't be part of a family too, right? 1119 00:59:30,776 --> 00:59:32,619 Oh, I almost forgot to sign my name. 1120 00:59:34,988 --> 00:59:36,410 (SCREAMS) 1121 00:59:38,992 --> 00:59:39,868 (GROANS) 1122 00:59:39,951 --> 00:59:40,998 What happened? 1123 00:59:46,249 --> 00:59:48,297 Oh no! Argh! 1124 00:59:48,794 --> 00:59:51,263 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?! 1125 00:59:54,007 --> 00:59:56,305 Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh! Anyone smell chicken cooking? 1126 00:59:56,885 --> 00:59:58,728 Yikes! It's me! 1127 00:59:58,929 --> 01:00:01,352 (SCREAMS) 1128 01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:06,065 Oh no! 1129 01:00:07,145 --> 01:00:08,362 Oh, what did I do? 1130 01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:15,912 LANCE: It's a total loss. 1131 01:00:19,074 --> 01:00:20,451 How does this even happen? 1132 01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:23,332 I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to. 1133 01:00:25,539 --> 01:00:27,837 FIREMAN: Well, I think we found the cause of the fire. 1134 01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:30,795 Looks like something was destroying the wall and hit the wiring. 1135 01:00:31,169 --> 01:00:34,890 Probably a small animal, mouse or a rat or a bird or something. 1136 01:00:35,215 --> 01:00:36,262 A bird? 1137 01:00:37,342 --> 01:00:38,343 Like a woodpecker? 1138 01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:40,558 That's possible. 1139 01:00:46,017 --> 01:00:47,815 - (WHIMPERS) - You! 1140 01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:50,030 Dad, Woody wouldn't have done this. 1141 01:00:50,105 --> 01:00:51,652 - It couldn't have been him. - Really? 1142 01:00:51,940 --> 01:00:54,034 Do you see any other psychotic animals around here? 1143 01:00:54,776 --> 01:00:56,574 - It was that Woodpecker! - Dad! 1144 01:00:56,653 --> 01:00:58,200 - All this time, he's just been... - Come on! 1145 01:00:58,321 --> 01:01:01,370 ...lulling me into a false sense of security, waiting to strike. 1146 01:01:02,409 --> 01:01:03,456 He couldn't have... 1147 01:01:04,161 --> 01:01:06,334 It's Lance Walters. Remember me? 1148 01:01:07,247 --> 01:01:10,376 Of course we remember you, Mr. Walters. 1149 01:01:10,959 --> 01:01:11,835 How can we help you? 1150 01:01:13,295 --> 01:01:14,171 Uh-huh. 1151 01:01:14,462 --> 01:01:17,682 Look, I'm... I'm... I'm sure we can work you into our schedule. 1152 01:01:18,425 --> 01:01:19,472 Yeah, how about, um...? 1153 01:01:20,802 --> 01:01:23,351 Well, how about... How about right now? 1154 01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:25,439 I didn't mean to. 1155 01:01:25,765 --> 01:01:26,857 Accidents happen. 1156 01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:29,770 Mean, who amongst us hasn't burned down a house, right? 1157 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:34,650 Oh, fine. I'll just go back to the way it was before, No humans. 1158 01:01:34,816 --> 01:01:36,238 Who needs them anyway, right? 1159 01:01:36,985 --> 01:01:37,861 Right? 1160 01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:41,453 Uh... Don't you ever have anything to say? 1161 01:01:42,741 --> 01:01:44,163 Oh, who am I kidding? 1162 01:01:44,492 --> 01:01:46,290 I had a good thing goin' with those guys. 1163 01:01:47,662 --> 01:01:48,709 I gotta make it up to them, 1164 01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:52,842 help them rebuild, for free this time, too. No food. 1165 01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:55,087 I could stand to lose an ounce or two. 1166 01:01:55,795 --> 01:01:57,388 (CRASH, WOODY SCREAMS) 1167 01:01:58,048 --> 01:02:00,267 Earthquake! 1168 01:02:00,467 --> 01:02:01,559 Huh? Whoa. 1169 01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:04,309 - (SHOUT NERVOUSLY) - Whoa. Whoa. 1170 01:02:04,888 --> 01:02:08,984 (SCREAMS) 1171 01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:10,311 (GROANS) 1172 01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:12,358 (GROANS) 1173 01:02:12,437 --> 01:02:13,984 He's all yours, boys. 1174 01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:15,490 (GASPS) My home! 1175 01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:19,782 - (ELECTIC BUZZING) - (SCREECHES) 1176 01:02:19,861 --> 01:02:21,738 Happy place. 1177 01:02:22,197 --> 01:02:23,073 (SIGHS) 1178 01:02:25,450 --> 01:02:27,999 Let me out of here! I wasn't read my rights! 1179 01:02:28,078 --> 01:02:30,001 I'm out of order? You're out of order! 1180 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:31,582 You can't handle the truth! 1181 01:02:31,831 --> 01:02:35,210 - (WOODY GROWLS) - Stick a cork in it, you dumb bird. 1182 01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:36,966 Anyone out there know a good lawyer? 1183 01:02:37,045 --> 01:02:39,889 500 dollars. Good job and good riddance. 1184 01:02:40,215 --> 01:02:41,262 De nada. 1185 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,347 Potato, French fries. 1186 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,478 What are you doing? You can't take Woody. 1187 01:02:45,929 --> 01:02:48,148 Tommy, that bird burnt our house down. 1188 01:02:48,223 --> 01:02:49,770 - But... But I... - So long, Woodpecker. 1189 01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:52,398 To think I was actually starting to like you. 1190 01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:55,276 - Dad, they're gonna kill him. - They're not gonna kill him. 1191 01:02:55,355 --> 01:02:57,733 They're gonna take him out in the mountains and release him. 1192 01:02:58,024 --> 01:03:00,072 Yep, he'll be free as a, um... 1193 01:03:00,694 --> 01:03:02,446 - Free as a, uh... - A bird. 1194 01:03:03,530 --> 01:03:05,077 A little on the nose, Nate. 1195 01:03:05,740 --> 01:03:07,788 I was thinkin' more like a wild stallion. 1196 01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:11,254 Dad, Jill and Lyle and me found their barn. 1197 01:03:11,329 --> 01:03:13,206 It's filled with stuffed birds. 1198 01:03:13,748 --> 01:03:14,795 Taxidermists. 1199 01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:17,586 They're gonna kill Woody and stuff him, I know it. 1200 01:03:22,090 --> 01:03:23,933 - You are gonna let him go, right? - Oh, uh... 1201 01:03:24,676 --> 01:03:25,723 I am as, uh... 1202 01:03:28,179 --> 01:03:29,055 good as my word. 1203 01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:31,061 Yeah, I'm cool. Thanks. 1204 01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:33,685 (NATE CHUCKLES) 1205 01:03:34,269 --> 01:03:37,614 So long, kid. You were the first friend I ever had. 1206 01:03:42,193 --> 01:03:43,820 I'm sorry, Woody! 1207 01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,622 I will never forgive you. 1208 01:03:51,244 --> 01:03:52,291 Tommy, come on. 1209 01:03:52,370 --> 01:03:54,714 Someday you'll understand why I had to do this. 1210 01:03:55,123 --> 01:03:56,215 I understand. 1211 01:03:57,208 --> 01:03:59,961 I understand that whenever something bothers you 1212 01:04:00,962 --> 01:04:02,009 you get rid of it 1213 01:04:02,881 --> 01:04:03,928 like me and Mom. 1214 01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:07,264 Come on, that is not fair and you know it. 1215 01:04:07,761 --> 01:04:09,729 I'm surprised you didn't have us stuffed, too. 1216 01:04:14,351 --> 01:04:15,398 LANCE: Tommy. 1217 01:04:18,104 --> 01:04:19,151 Tommy! 1218 01:04:20,732 --> 01:04:23,235 WOODY: Yeah, you're a real tough guy when I'm all caged up! 1219 01:04:23,443 --> 01:04:26,492 Why don't you open this cage and we'll step outside and do this right? 1220 01:04:26,571 --> 01:04:27,948 How about man to bird? 1221 01:04:28,490 --> 01:04:29,707 (MUFFLED CRIES) 1222 01:04:30,075 --> 01:04:32,498 A lot of chirp and no bite. 1223 01:04:33,578 --> 01:04:34,704 - (GULPS) - (BANGS) 1224 01:04:37,499 --> 01:04:39,718 (SQUAWKS) 1225 01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:41,002 Hmph! 1226 01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:48,552 - Guys! Guys! - JILL: Check mate. 1227 01:04:49,636 --> 01:04:51,855 Woody's been taken. I need your help. 1228 01:04:52,013 --> 01:04:53,856 - What? - No way! 1229 01:05:16,246 --> 01:05:17,122 (LANCE SIGHS) 1230 01:05:17,205 --> 01:05:20,254 Woody, you weren't tryin' to burn the house down. 1231 01:05:22,544 --> 01:05:23,545 Oh no. 1232 01:05:24,838 --> 01:05:26,556 It's show time. 1233 01:05:27,590 --> 01:05:30,434 Gentlemen... and Lady 1234 01:05:31,344 --> 01:05:33,312 this here rare bird 1235 01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:36,520 is the Holy Grail of rare birds. 1236 01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:40,570 I give you... the legendary 1237 01:05:41,312 --> 01:05:45,317 Pileated Red-Crowned Woodpecker. 1238 01:05:45,984 --> 01:05:47,031 Hmph. 1239 01:05:47,694 --> 01:05:50,743 100 years it has been thought to be extinct. 1240 01:05:51,030 --> 01:05:54,034 Not only that, Nate, but everyone thought it had died out. 1241 01:05:54,742 --> 01:05:57,165 And I'm the one who's an endangered species? 1242 01:05:57,454 --> 01:06:02,051 Folks, the opportunity to add this fine taxidermy specimen 1243 01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:03,126 to your collections 1244 01:06:03,209 --> 01:06:04,756 won't ever come around again. 1245 01:06:04,836 --> 01:06:09,012 The bidding will start at 100,000 dollars. 1246 01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:11,726 Do I have any takers? 1247 01:06:14,512 --> 01:06:16,890 LYLE: Oh, we can't go in there. There's people in there. 1248 01:06:17,390 --> 01:06:18,733 Let's see if there's a back way. 1249 01:06:21,311 --> 01:06:22,984 (INDISTINCT TALKING) 1250 01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:29,068 We should call the police. 1251 01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:30,824 They'll never believe us. 1252 01:06:31,571 --> 01:06:33,244 By the time they do, Woody will be dead. 1253 01:06:34,699 --> 01:06:36,793 NATE: (GLEEFULLY) 600,000, thank you. 1254 01:06:36,868 --> 01:06:42,375 670, 650, 650. Do I hear 675? 700 dollars now... 1255 01:06:42,457 --> 01:06:44,255 Tommy, you came for me. 1256 01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:45,710 That's my boy. 1257 01:06:46,336 --> 01:06:49,431 NATE: 750,000 dollars, 750,000, 750,000 dollars. 1258 01:06:49,506 --> 01:06:53,682 Do I hear 800? 825, 825. Ah, 850,000 dollars... 1259 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:56,013 - How do we get him out of there? - We gotta sneak in and steal him. 1260 01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:58,018 They'll catch us in a sec. We have to call the police 1261 01:06:58,097 --> 01:06:59,064 or the National Guard. 1262 01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:00,687 That'll never work. We gotta lure them out. 1263 01:07:00,767 --> 01:07:02,986 How about we pretend we're wealthy eccentric bidders 1264 01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:05,063 who are willing to pay like a million dollars for Woody? 1265 01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:06,322 Sold... 1266 01:07:07,273 --> 01:07:09,401 - for a million dollars. - TOMMY: Go, go, go, go, go. 1267 01:07:09,484 --> 01:07:10,986 - (OTIS LAUGHS) - (LOYLE WHIMPERS) 1268 01:07:11,653 --> 01:07:13,621 Going somewhere? 1269 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:17,082 Hey, Sam, have you seen Tommy? 1270 01:07:17,659 --> 01:07:18,660 No, why? 1271 01:07:18,743 --> 01:07:20,620 I thought the Woodpecker burnt my house down on purpose 1272 01:07:20,703 --> 01:07:23,047 so I hired the Grimes brothers to capture and get rid of it. 1273 01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:24,670 He's pretty upset with me. 1274 01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:26,926 - Any chance he might try and rescue it? - Yeah, maybe. 1275 01:07:27,544 --> 01:07:29,467 I know where the Grimes' place is. Come on. 1276 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:34,052 900,000 dollars. Going twice. 1277 01:07:36,719 --> 01:07:40,394 Sold! To the guy in the... funny lookin' hat! 1278 01:07:40,807 --> 01:07:42,434 Thank you all so much for bidding. 1279 01:07:42,934 --> 01:07:45,403 Winner, you have our electronic transfer information. 1280 01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:46,563 Funds are due in... 1281 01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:48,402 ten minutes. 1282 01:07:52,235 --> 01:07:56,991 (BOTH LAUGHS WILDLY AND CHEERS) 1283 01:08:00,535 --> 01:08:03,664 Oh, I hope you all are comfortable in there. 1284 01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:08,210 If you two so much as touch a hair on my friends' heads 1285 01:08:08,501 --> 01:08:11,926 I'll peck you new ones, and I ain't talkin' about nostrils! 1286 01:08:12,005 --> 01:08:16,181 Squawk it up, bird. It's the last noise you'll ever make. 1287 01:08:17,302 --> 01:08:19,851 Just so you know, you're going to jail for this. 1288 01:08:20,138 --> 01:08:21,936 (MOCKINGLY) Ooh, just so you know... 1289 01:08:22,015 --> 01:08:26,065 Not if they can't catch us! And we're not stickin' around to get caught! 1290 01:08:26,936 --> 01:08:31,112 We just sold that little bird for close to a million dollars stuffed. 1291 01:08:31,524 --> 01:08:35,950 Otis and me are officially retiring to Ka-ching City. 1292 01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:38,991 Ka-ching City. That's in China. 1293 01:08:42,035 --> 01:08:44,129 - What? - Start loading the truck. 1294 01:08:44,996 --> 01:08:46,043 Please. 1295 01:08:59,427 --> 01:09:02,647 Excuse me, Mr. Poacher, sir, is that poison gluten free? 1296 01:09:03,097 --> 01:09:05,646 Aw, don't worry, bird. 1297 01:09:06,351 --> 01:09:08,945 This is just gonna be like taking a nap. 1298 01:09:09,604 --> 01:09:10,651 Forever. 1299 01:09:10,730 --> 01:09:11,902 Don't do this! 1300 01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:15,944 Whatever you're getting for Woody, my dad will pay double. 1301 01:09:16,611 --> 01:09:18,659 I thought you said your dad was broke. 1302 01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:20,536 (CLEARS THROAT) 1303 01:09:20,615 --> 01:09:22,913 Oh, you were bluffing. 1304 01:09:23,368 --> 01:09:24,244 My bad. 1305 01:09:36,923 --> 01:09:37,799 Nate! 1306 01:09:37,882 --> 01:09:38,929 (CAR HORN HONKS) 1307 01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:40,100 Now, what? 1308 01:09:40,968 --> 01:09:42,015 Nate! 1309 01:09:42,595 --> 01:09:43,471 Otis, are you...? 1310 01:09:47,642 --> 01:09:50,361 Well, howdy, Mr. Walters. What can I do you for? 1311 01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:53,239 You got a moose problem now or...? 1312 01:09:53,314 --> 01:09:56,318 I was lookin' for Tommy. He was pretty upset about the whole woodpecker thing 1313 01:09:56,401 --> 01:09:58,495 and I... I thought he might've come up here lookin' for it. 1314 01:09:58,569 --> 01:10:03,700 Well, you know how kids are about animals. I'm sure he'll be fine in a couple of days. 1315 01:10:03,783 --> 01:10:05,877 I'll uh... I'll keep an eye out for him. 1316 01:10:06,869 --> 01:10:08,121 Well... 1317 01:10:08,705 --> 01:10:09,581 see you around. 1318 01:10:11,416 --> 01:10:13,885 - You guys goin' somewhere? - Uh, no. 1319 01:10:15,253 --> 01:10:16,300 Our, um... 1320 01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:19,970 (CHUCKLES) barn has a termite problem. 1321 01:10:20,299 --> 01:10:23,223 We're just, uh, clearin' out while we fumigate the place. 1322 01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:26,101 Yeah, you do not wanna breathe those chemicals. 1323 01:10:26,305 --> 01:10:27,522 I learned that the hard way. 1324 01:10:30,101 --> 01:10:31,148 Wait a minute. 1325 01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:35,231 - I want the woodpecker back. - You do? 1326 01:10:35,606 --> 01:10:37,108 - You do? - Yeah, I do. 1327 01:10:38,192 --> 01:10:40,411 If that's what it takes to make my son happy, it's worth it. 1328 01:10:40,486 --> 01:10:44,832 I'm real sorry, Mr. Walters, we... We already let him go. 1329 01:10:45,283 --> 01:10:47,035 - LANCE: You did? - NATE: Yeah. He's, uh... 1330 01:10:47,118 --> 01:10:49,792 He's probably flappin' his way to Saskatchewan by now. 1331 01:10:49,871 --> 01:10:51,418 Come on, Lance, let's go find Tommy. 1332 01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:55,919 Good luck findin' your, you know, kid. 1333 01:11:02,049 --> 01:11:05,223 Otis, let's stuff that bird and get the heck out of Dodge. 1334 01:11:09,307 --> 01:11:10,183 What are you doing? 1335 01:11:10,516 --> 01:11:13,190 For the past year I've been finding these wherever there's been poaching. 1336 01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:14,858 It has to be them. 1337 01:11:15,730 --> 01:11:17,323 And I bet anything they still have Woody. 1338 01:11:18,649 --> 01:11:20,071 Get the gun, Otis. 1339 01:11:20,359 --> 01:11:21,986 - It's time to wrap this up! - TOMMY: No! 1340 01:11:22,069 --> 01:11:23,742 - Please don't. - TOMMY: Don't do this. 1341 01:11:24,030 --> 01:11:26,579 Hey, don't I get a last request? Like you let me go? 1342 01:11:26,824 --> 01:11:29,247 - TOMMY: No, please, no, no, no, no! - WOODY: Please. 1343 01:11:30,828 --> 01:11:31,875 Hold it right there. 1344 01:11:33,372 --> 01:11:36,296 We're saved! Oh, you two are so goin' down! 1345 01:11:37,251 --> 01:11:38,127 What the hell! 1346 01:11:38,211 --> 01:11:40,930 - Dad! - You put my son in a cage?! 1347 01:11:44,133 --> 01:11:45,510 Well, that was disappointing. 1348 01:11:46,344 --> 01:11:47,470 Ow. 1349 01:11:58,564 --> 01:11:59,690 The sheriff's on his way. 1350 01:11:59,774 --> 01:12:04,075 We'll be well over the Canadian border by the time he gets here. 1351 01:12:06,739 --> 01:12:08,741 Otis, get me my gun. 1352 01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:11,039 Dad, I'm so sorry. 1353 01:12:11,786 --> 01:12:14,790 - I just couldn't let them kill Woody. - Tommy, this is not your fault. 1354 01:12:15,998 --> 01:12:18,592 If I had listened to you in the first place, we wouldn't be here. 1355 01:12:20,127 --> 01:12:21,674 Uh, real heartfelt moment 1356 01:12:21,754 --> 01:12:23,722 but can we please save the schmaltz for later? 1357 01:12:23,798 --> 01:12:26,517 In case you didn't notice, I'm about to get stuffed! 1358 01:12:27,093 --> 01:12:28,140 This time... 1359 01:12:29,178 --> 01:12:30,680 no interruptions. 1360 01:12:31,639 --> 01:12:32,640 (WHIMPERS) 1361 01:12:35,643 --> 01:12:37,361 Guess we could kiss the sequel goodbye. 1362 01:12:41,232 --> 01:12:42,279 (LANCE GRUNTS) 1363 01:12:42,483 --> 01:12:43,951 That cage was built to hold a bear. 1364 01:12:44,026 --> 01:12:44,948 (LANCE GRUNTS) 1365 01:12:45,027 --> 01:12:46,119 You can't escape. 1366 01:12:46,404 --> 01:12:47,280 (LANCE GRUNTS) 1367 01:12:48,698 --> 01:12:50,496 Who said anything about me gettin' out? 1368 01:12:53,286 --> 01:12:54,583 Huh? Hm. 1369 01:12:56,080 --> 01:13:00,005 - Get ready for a beat down! - Oh crud. 1370 01:13:00,751 --> 01:13:01,968 (NATE AND OTIS SHOUTS) 1371 01:13:02,044 --> 01:13:03,170 (PUNCHES AND GRUNTING) 1372 01:13:03,254 --> 01:13:05,507 I wonder who's gonna win. The suspense is killing me! 1373 01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:07,474 Take this. And some of these. 1374 01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:08,847 (WOODY GRUNTS) 1375 01:13:08,926 --> 01:13:10,348 Where do you think you're going? 1376 01:13:12,513 --> 01:13:14,106 (OTIS SCREAMS) 1377 01:13:14,181 --> 01:13:15,057 OTIS: Whoa! 1378 01:13:17,059 --> 01:13:19,938 Now that's what I call, takin' out the trailer trash! 1379 01:13:22,523 --> 01:13:23,740 Nice job, Woody. 1380 01:13:24,317 --> 01:13:25,739 Hey, I got your back. 1381 01:13:27,570 --> 01:13:28,867 Heads up! 1382 01:13:28,946 --> 01:13:30,698 (SIREN WAILING) 1383 01:13:30,781 --> 01:13:31,748 Get... Get up. 1384 01:13:32,283 --> 01:13:33,660 Otis! Otis! 1385 01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:34,995 Woody, don't let them get away! 1386 01:13:35,786 --> 01:13:37,413 - NATE: Come on, come on. - Woody, go get them! 1387 01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:38,956 I'm on it! 1388 01:13:40,458 --> 01:13:42,711 Stop in the name of the law! 1389 01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:45,342 - (WOODY GRUNTS) - Ooh. 1390 01:13:47,131 --> 01:13:48,974 (WOODY GRUNTS) 1391 01:13:50,635 --> 01:13:52,387 OTIS: Oh no. Oh no. No. 1392 01:13:52,470 --> 01:13:53,517 - The truck! - Keys? 1393 01:13:54,597 --> 01:13:55,564 Ah, the ATV! 1394 01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:58,063 Oh, take the logging trail across the border. Go! 1395 01:14:08,069 --> 01:14:09,537 (WOODY STRUGGLES) Ah, ee, uh! 1396 01:14:09,987 --> 01:14:11,489 (GRUNTS) 1397 01:14:13,074 --> 01:14:15,418 Ah! I got this. 1398 01:14:17,495 --> 01:14:19,748 Ah, cue the action chase music! 1399 01:14:21,666 --> 01:14:24,089 (♫ FAST ROCK MUSIC ♫) 1400 01:14:30,424 --> 01:14:31,471 Ha-ha! 1401 01:14:37,014 --> 01:14:38,857 I'm comin' to get you! 1402 01:14:47,233 --> 01:14:49,110 Argh. Whoa-oh! 1403 01:14:49,652 --> 01:14:51,495 Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoa! 1404 01:14:59,870 --> 01:15:02,669 - OTIS: I think we lost him. - Well, come on, let's go! 1405 01:15:06,794 --> 01:15:08,387 OTIS: Um.. kick it! Come on! 1406 01:15:14,051 --> 01:15:15,803 - WOODY: Going somewhere? - Whoa. Hold on. 1407 01:15:16,887 --> 01:15:19,060 (CANADIAN ACCENT) Oh, hello, eh, welcome to Canada 1408 01:15:20,391 --> 01:15:21,688 You have anything to declare? 1409 01:15:22,143 --> 01:15:24,316 - Quick. Let's go back. - Get a grip. 1410 01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:26,648 It's just one little bird. There's two of us. 1411 01:15:27,273 --> 01:15:29,196 (MAKES KARATE NOISES) 1412 01:15:29,692 --> 01:15:30,568 Oo-ha! 1413 01:15:30,651 --> 01:15:33,074 Make your move, bird. 1414 01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:35,372 - A knife? - (CLUCKS) 1415 01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:38,288 (NATE LAUGHS) 1416 01:15:38,617 --> 01:15:41,370 I told you he was more chicken than woodpecker. Let's... 1417 01:15:41,454 --> 01:15:42,751 (PECKING) 1418 01:15:42,830 --> 01:15:43,706 NATE: Oh. 1419 01:15:47,418 --> 01:15:48,294 OTIS: What the heck? 1420 01:15:52,339 --> 01:15:53,215 (BOTH SCREAMS) 1421 01:15:54,508 --> 01:15:55,760 And for this week's lesson... 1422 01:15:57,428 --> 01:15:59,476 Gravity! Tooda-loo-hee-hoo! 1423 01:16:04,351 --> 01:16:05,398 (LAUGHS) 1424 01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:22,244 Going somewhere? 1425 01:16:24,038 --> 01:16:25,881 Hey ya, fellas, remember me? 1426 01:16:26,624 --> 01:16:29,468 - Save us. - Yeah, please lock us up. 1427 01:16:30,002 --> 01:16:32,596 - OTIS: Save... Save us from that bird. - NATE: Lock us up. I'm beggin' you. 1428 01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:35,801 I have been waiting for this day for a very long time. 1429 01:16:35,883 --> 01:16:37,726 That bird is crazy. 1430 01:16:39,178 --> 01:16:40,395 Who you calling crazy? 1431 01:16:40,721 --> 01:16:42,894 (LAUGHS WILDLY) 1432 01:16:42,973 --> 01:16:45,522 (NATE MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY) 1433 01:16:45,601 --> 01:16:48,480 Now it's your turn to live in a cage. Ha! 1434 01:16:48,562 --> 01:16:50,906 - LANCE: So, what do you think? - TOMMY: It's pretty cool, Dad. 1435 01:16:50,981 --> 01:16:51,857 SAM: It's beautiful. 1436 01:16:51,941 --> 01:16:53,943 LANCE: If you think it's beautiful now, wait 'til it's actually built. 1437 01:16:54,026 --> 01:16:55,903 Good thing our insurance covered woodpecker damage. 1438 01:16:56,195 --> 01:16:58,118 Well, I think you're going to be very happy here. 1439 01:16:58,197 --> 01:16:59,574 And since it's a smaller footprint 1440 01:16:59,657 --> 01:17:01,705 there'll be plenty of room for the nine hole golf course. 1441 01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:04,996 I'm surprised you didn't want to build a shopping mall. 1442 01:17:05,162 --> 01:17:06,539 What an amazing idea! 1443 01:17:07,414 --> 01:17:09,792 - Oh, dad. The surprise. - Ooh, right. 1444 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:12,128 Saved the best for last. Hey, Woody! 1445 01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:15,347 - Oh, Woody! - Is it food o'clock? 1446 01:17:15,548 --> 01:17:18,347 LANCE: Woody, I am very sorry I destroyed your home 1447 01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:20,928 but technically you destroyed mine first, so we're even, but... 1448 01:17:21,095 --> 01:17:24,269 in the interest of harmonious living, I got somethin' for you. 1450 01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:28,102 Ready? 1451 01:17:29,937 --> 01:17:30,813 (WOODY GASPS) 1452 01:17:30,896 --> 01:17:33,365 Whoo-hoo! I got a home again! 1453 01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:37,324 Wow, it's got built in appliances and granite counter tops. 1454 01:17:37,778 --> 01:17:38,825 Alright! 1455 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:42,454 You guys are my family now, 1456 01:17:43,117 --> 01:17:44,915 and I never even knew I needed one. 1457 01:17:45,578 --> 01:17:49,549 - Aw, he's giving you love taps. - Ow! Ow! Too much love, Woody! 1458 01:17:49,623 --> 01:17:50,670 Woody, I got it! 1459 01:17:54,587 --> 01:17:56,510 - Night, Dad. - Night, Tommy. 1460 01:18:15,191 --> 01:18:18,912 (PECKING) 1461 01:18:31,373 --> 01:18:32,465 Home sweet home. 1462 01:18:32,833 --> 01:18:33,709 (SIGHS HAPPILY) 1463 01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:35,669 Don't you just love happy endings. 1464 01:18:35,753 --> 01:18:37,255 Hey! Whoops! 1465 01:18:38,172 --> 01:18:39,173 (BOTH SHOUTS, PANTS) 1466 01:18:40,257 --> 01:18:41,429 - BOTH: Huh? - (LAUGHS) 1467 01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:42,343 My bad. 1468 01:18:42,593 --> 01:18:43,469 Woody! 1469 01:18:43,928 --> 01:18:44,804 Gotta fly! 1470 01:18:44,887 --> 01:18:48,187 (LAUGHS WILDLY) 1471 01:18:50,017 --> 01:18:52,736 Boy, someone's in a hurry for the credits. See you! 1472 01:18:53,020 --> 01:18:56,445 (♫ "TROUBLEMAKER" BY BLAZE N VILL ♫) 1473 01:24:14,216 --> 01:24:15,217 Guess who! 1474 01:24:18,387 --> 01:24:22,062 (LAUGHS WILDLY) 1475 01:24:43,620 --> 01:24:47,090 PARK RANGER: Niagara Falls is one of the most scenic spots 1476 01:24:47,165 --> 01:24:48,337 in all the world. 1477 01:24:49,042 --> 01:24:53,843 The grandeur of this famous attraction brings visitors from far and near. 1478 01:24:54,298 --> 01:24:59,680 It is a favourite spot for honeymooners who stand and gaze at its wondrous beauty. 1479 01:25:00,387 --> 01:25:01,434 (CLEARS THROAT) 1480 01:25:01,638 --> 01:25:04,642 Niagara affects different people in different ways. 1481 01:25:05,142 --> 01:25:09,943 Some people are overcome by a strong urge to go over the falls in a barrel. 1482 01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:14,280 Of course, this foolhardy stunt is now absolutely prohibited. 1483 01:25:14,735 --> 01:25:19,582 And, I might add, nobody has gone over since I've been on the job. 1484 01:25:19,906 --> 01:25:21,954 - Nobody? - Nobody. 1485 01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:22,993 And I... 1486 01:25:23,619 --> 01:25:24,586 A barrel?! 1487 01:25:25,495 --> 01:25:29,875 Hey, you, going over the falls in a barrel is absolutely prohibited! 1488 01:25:36,214 --> 01:25:38,216 Hey, come back with my barrel. 1489 01:25:43,722 --> 01:25:48,353 Yikes! No, no, no, nooo! 1490 01:25:52,564 --> 01:25:55,443 Hooray! Hooray! 1491 01:25:58,654 --> 01:25:59,701 (WOMAN LAUGHS) 1492 01:26:06,745 --> 01:26:08,747 Well, now I need a new barrel. 1493 01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:12,877 Good barrel. 1494 01:26:13,460 --> 01:26:15,929 Good solid barrel. 1495 01:26:17,089 --> 01:26:18,136 Whoa. 1496 01:26:20,592 --> 01:26:22,390 - (GASPS) - Bring back my barrel! 1497 01:26:23,178 --> 01:26:24,054 You...! 1498 01:26:24,429 --> 01:26:27,228 Hooray! Hooray! 1499 01:26:40,737 --> 01:26:43,832 Come out of there, you. Crazy woodpecker! 1500 01:26:44,157 --> 01:26:46,080 I'll show you! Take that! 1501 01:26:46,535 --> 01:26:47,661 Now keep out... 1502 01:26:48,870 --> 01:26:50,247 and stay out! 1503 01:26:53,667 --> 01:26:55,089 Oh, no! 1504 01:26:57,838 --> 01:27:01,138 - Hooray! - Ah, shut up! 1505 01:27:16,148 --> 01:27:17,195 (WOLF-WHISTLES) 1506 01:27:21,236 --> 01:27:22,283 A barrel! 1507 01:27:25,198 --> 01:27:27,417 I know a barrel when I see one! 1508 01:27:27,993 --> 01:27:28,869 WOMAN: Yow! 1509 01:27:37,002 --> 01:27:39,755 Hooray! Hooray! 1510 01:27:56,688 --> 01:27:58,907 Hooray! Hooray! 1511 01:28:05,447 --> 01:28:07,541 (CAR HORN HONKS) 1512 01:28:09,201 --> 01:28:10,418 That woodpecker! 1513 01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:28,054 Before we go over now, men, is there anyone here without a barrel? 1514 01:28:31,181 --> 01:28:33,775 Hooray! Hooray! 1515 01:28:48,323 --> 01:28:51,418 Oh, wh... Which way to Niagara... Falls? 1516 01:28:55,914 --> 01:28:58,292 (SINGS HAPPILY) ♫ Doo, doo-doo, da-dee! ♫ 1517 01:28:59,042 --> 01:29:00,089 Mush! 1518 01:29:00,961 --> 01:29:03,635 ♫ Doo-doo-doo-doo, da-doo, doo, da-dee! ♫ 1519 01:29:04,297 --> 01:29:05,344 Mush! 1520 01:29:06,299 --> 01:29:08,643 ♫ Doo, da-da-da-dee! ♫ 1521 01:29:09,386 --> 01:29:10,433 Mush! 1522 01:29:11,638 --> 01:29:14,482 ♫ Dee dee, diddle-diddle-diddle-doo-doo! Da-dum! ♫ 1523 01:29:15,433 --> 01:29:16,480 PARK RANGER: Mush! 1524 01:29:17,644 --> 01:29:19,897 ♫ Da, da-da da-dee! ♫ 1525 01:29:25,277 --> 01:29:26,494 (CHILD CRIES) 1526 01:29:27,070 --> 01:29:27,946 Hush! 1527 01:29:28,321 --> 01:29:31,040 ♫ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo-doo-dee, da-doo ♫ 1528 01:29:32,075 --> 01:29:32,951 Mush! 1529 01:29:33,618 --> 01:29:36,087 ♫ Dee, du-du-doo-doo! ♫ 1530 01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:39,379 ♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da-daa, da-daa! ♫ 1531 01:29:39,875 --> 01:29:41,172 (WATER ROARING) 1532 01:29:41,710 --> 01:29:42,757 (SILENCE) 1533 01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:52,304 PARK RANGER: Now we'll see who's going over the falls in a barrel. 1534 01:29:55,098 --> 01:29:56,395 (WATER GUSHING) 1535 01:29:58,435 --> 01:30:00,187 Hooray! 1536 01:30:00,270 --> 01:30:02,489 (SIREN WAILS) 1537 01:30:02,564 --> 01:30:05,488 So, going over the falls in a barrel, eh? 1538 01:30:06,276 --> 01:30:07,528 I'm giving you a ticket. 1539 01:30:09,529 --> 01:30:12,703 (LAUGHING WILDLY) 1540 01:30:15,529 --> 01:31:15,703 Improved By: FidelPerez Sub Upload Date: August 13, 2018132280

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