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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:58,009 --> 00:02:00,091 What a year it's been, North Jackson. 3 00:02:00,092 --> 00:02:03,174 Lots of ups and downs, but we've all made it. 4 00:02:03,175 --> 00:02:06,465 Those of you who screwed up, I'll see you in summer school. 5 00:02:06,466 --> 00:02:09,091 To the rest of you, see you next year 6 00:02:09,092 --> 00:02:10,841 and have a wonderful summer. 7 00:02:10,842 --> 00:02:16,049 But, before you're dismissed, I want to give a shout out to a special kid. 8 00:02:16,050 --> 00:02:19,549 Robin Shandrell. You did good this year. 9 00:02:19,550 --> 00:02:21,757 He's been through a lot, but he's muscled through 10 00:02:21,758 --> 00:02:24,549 and managed to make straight "A's" this last six weeks. 11 00:02:24,550 --> 00:02:27,841 Real proud of you, bud. If you see him around today, 12 00:02:27,842 --> 00:02:31,049 give Robin Shandrell a big round of applause. He's earned it. 13 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:33,091 You've made a big impact on me, 14 00:02:33,092 --> 00:02:36,277 and I hope I've done the same for you. 15 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:39,799 This is your interim acting principal, 16 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:42,465 Neal Gamby, signing off. 17 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:45,174 Have a great summer, Tigers! 18 00:02:45,175 --> 00:02:46,757 To the end. 19 00:03:01,633 --> 00:03:05,008 Cheese! 20 00:03:05,009 --> 00:03:08,257 Oh, wonderful! Wonderful! That's the one! That's it! 21 00:03:22,884 --> 00:03:26,633 Belinda Brown. I brought something for you. 22 00:03:29,925 --> 00:03:32,383 Okay, Jesus. Oh, Lord Jesus. 23 00:03:34,341 --> 00:03:36,341 This is your pump. 24 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:40,800 - You've got to be fucking kidding me. - Uh... 25 00:03:41,884 --> 00:03:43,632 I'm... I'm really loving your new digs, B. 26 00:03:43,633 --> 00:03:45,757 You work in the private sector now, huh? 27 00:03:45,758 --> 00:03:47,529 You're goddamn right, 28 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:50,441 but I don't need bitch-asses like you fucking up my campus. 29 00:03:50,466 --> 00:03:52,257 - I'm calling security. - Please don't. Don't. 30 00:03:52,258 --> 00:03:55,340 I don't mean any harm. I swear, I'm just here to apologize. 31 00:03:55,341 --> 00:03:58,008 Bullshit. You shot Gamby down, 32 00:03:58,009 --> 00:03:59,716 and now you've come for me too. Is that it? 33 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:01,674 I didn't shoot him, Belinda. 34 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:04,215 I know why he thinks it's me. 35 00:04:04,216 --> 00:04:07,674 It makes sense. I have a record of fucking people over, 36 00:04:07,675 --> 00:04:09,966 and I'm sorry. 37 00:04:09,967 --> 00:04:12,424 But I've paid the price for it, Belinda. 38 00:04:12,425 --> 00:04:14,174 Why are you telling me like I care? 39 00:04:14,175 --> 00:04:16,716 I just need somebody to help clear my name. 40 00:04:16,717 --> 00:04:18,424 I have no other option. 41 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:19,799 All I have is my word, 42 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,382 and you know that that doesn't mean shit. 43 00:04:27,592 --> 00:04:30,383 Look at your sorry ass. 44 00:04:33,175 --> 00:04:34,610 Get off my campus, 45 00:04:34,657 --> 00:04:37,500 and be glad I didn't punch you in your motherfucking face. 46 00:04:38,633 --> 00:04:41,174 Good morning, sweet baby. 47 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:50,716 And just like that... 48 00:04:50,717 --> 00:04:52,382 they're gone! 49 00:04:52,383 --> 00:04:55,049 Woo-hoo! 50 00:04:55,050 --> 00:04:57,799 - Congratulations, everyone! - Woo-hoo-hoo! 51 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,507 - Happy summer! - Happy summer! 52 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:02,091 So, what's this mean, Gamby? 53 00:05:02,092 --> 00:05:04,215 You gonna be the man next year? You gonna run this school? 54 00:05:04,216 --> 00:05:06,382 Well, Superintendent Haas did get your recommendations, 55 00:05:06,383 --> 00:05:08,883 and I told him I was more than willing to stand in, 56 00:05:08,884 --> 00:05:11,049 but they haven't made their choice just yet. 57 00:05:11,050 --> 00:05:14,049 Hey, look at him. Just think, we don't have to sit through 58 00:05:14,050 --> 00:05:17,008 - one more Russell speech ever again. - Mm-hmm. 59 00:05:17,009 --> 00:05:19,008 Whoo. Or those awful jokes he would tell 60 00:05:19,009 --> 00:05:20,924 and then he would laugh at his own punchlines. 61 00:05:20,925 --> 00:05:22,465 You know, I heard he was planning on 62 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,091 wearing a Korean robe to graduation. 63 00:05:24,092 --> 00:05:26,591 - No. - Oh, did you hear that, Amanda? 64 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:28,549 - That's what you heard? - Yup. 65 00:05:28,550 --> 00:05:30,049 Sounds made up to me. 66 00:05:30,050 --> 00:05:32,591 Sounds to me like you're showing off for your big-dick boyfriend. 67 00:05:32,592 --> 00:05:34,674 - Right, guys? - Come on, Jen, don't be like this. 68 00:05:34,675 --> 00:05:36,716 Why don't you guys just go straight to your house 69 00:05:36,717 --> 00:05:38,716 and just talk about, ooh, this so-called "robe." 70 00:05:38,717 --> 00:05:41,133 Fine. We'll talk about Lee Russell and his made-up robe. 71 00:05:41,134 --> 00:05:42,549 Yeah. Talk about Lee Russell all night. 72 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,632 Fucking laugh and whisper till the sun comes up. 73 00:05:44,633 --> 00:05:46,133 - We'll just talk about... - Lee Russell. 74 00:05:46,134 --> 00:05:47,757 Yeah, talk about... Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee. 75 00:05:47,758 --> 00:05:49,924 Okay, guys! Can we please stop talking about fuckin' Lee Russell! 76 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:51,632 Please, enjoy the meal, everyone. 77 00:05:51,633 --> 00:05:53,091 Happy summer to everyone. 78 00:05:53,092 --> 00:05:55,174 God! You fuck! 79 00:05:57,341 --> 00:05:59,215 Damn! Somebody eat all the fucking mac and cheese? 80 00:05:59,216 --> 00:06:00,674 That shit goes first, man. 81 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,424 You sad as fuck that Mr. Russell is gone. 82 00:06:04,425 --> 00:06:06,049 Y'all have feelings for each other. 83 00:06:06,050 --> 00:06:07,716 It's got to go somewhere, right? 84 00:06:07,717 --> 00:06:08,883 I'm getting more crab. 85 00:06:08,884 --> 00:06:10,632 That crab ain't gonna help you feel better. 86 00:06:10,633 --> 00:06:12,632 - Hey, Ms. Swift. - Hey. 87 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:15,591 Mr. Gamby, there's... there's a man here to see you. 88 00:06:15,592 --> 00:06:17,425 He says he's with a tiger. 89 00:06:18,341 --> 00:06:20,632 - A fucking tiger? - God damn it, Swift. 90 00:06:20,633 --> 00:06:22,966 Every time you come around, something annoying happens. 91 00:06:22,967 --> 00:06:25,049 My best bet's gonna be in here, 92 00:06:25,050 --> 00:06:26,799 keeping the animal in an area 93 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,549 that can be isolated and controlled 94 00:06:28,550 --> 00:06:31,382 in the unlikely event that the creature's set loose. 95 00:06:31,383 --> 00:06:33,244 Now, I have no fucking idea how something 96 00:06:33,269 --> 00:06:34,883 like that would ever fucking happen, 97 00:06:34,908 --> 00:06:36,522 but I gotta dot my "I's." 98 00:06:36,546 --> 00:06:38,299 Okay, well, we're not gonna need 99 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:39,799 a live tiger for graduation. 100 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,674 That was ordered by the old principal. 101 00:06:41,675 --> 00:06:44,091 He was a man obsessed with showboating. 102 00:06:44,092 --> 00:06:46,716 Yeah, I don't give a shit. Tiger comes, tiger goes. 103 00:06:46,717 --> 00:06:48,799 I still get my 25 large. 104 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:51,008 25 fucking grand? That's how much he spent? 105 00:06:51,009 --> 00:06:53,842 - You bet. - Tiger stays. 106 00:06:54,967 --> 00:06:55,925 Yes. 107 00:06:55,926 --> 00:06:59,675 ♪ Free bottle, don't you waste it ♪ 108 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,591 So, Gamby says you're a writer. 109 00:07:02,592 --> 00:07:04,049 Oh god, no, I'm not a writer. 110 00:07:04,050 --> 00:07:05,591 I mean, I gave it a go, but hm-mmm. 111 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,424 You should write Nicholas Sparks books. 112 00:07:07,425 --> 00:07:10,091 - She rips right through them. - Hey, whose bright idea was it 113 00:07:10,092 --> 00:07:11,464 to make the grad party coed 114 00:07:11,488 --> 00:07:13,465 I just told Janelle she could invite all her friends. 115 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:16,841 - It's a really big deal for them. - ight. Well, who's that one little jackass 116 00:07:16,842 --> 00:07:18,507 that keeps bouncing around by her? 117 00:07:18,508 --> 00:07:22,049 - That's Colin. - He may be her boyfriend. 118 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:23,632 She's been liking a lot of his Twitters. 119 00:07:23,633 --> 00:07:25,632 - I think he looks cute. - He is cute. 120 00:07:25,633 --> 00:07:28,549 Yeah, real cute, trying to 69 my daughter's brains out. 121 00:07:28,550 --> 00:07:30,340 - Neal! Jesus! - Jesus Christ. 122 00:07:30,341 --> 00:07:32,257 I'm about to throw that little motherfucker outta here. 123 00:07:32,258 --> 00:07:33,966 - Colin is gone. - Whoa! No, you're not. 124 00:07:33,967 --> 00:07:36,257 - Yup, yup. - Nope, nope, nope. Relax, relax, relax. 125 00:07:36,258 --> 00:07:38,302 Please, just let them have fun. 126 00:07:38,326 --> 00:07:39,434 Settle down. 127 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,757 - Want a cookie? - No. 128 00:07:40,758 --> 00:07:42,215 That's a goddamn miracle. 129 00:07:42,216 --> 00:07:44,382 - What? - He listens to you. 130 00:07:44,383 --> 00:07:46,549 - "He listens to you." - Ooh. 131 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,258 ♪ Red eyes ♪ 132 00:07:49,633 --> 00:07:52,133 - Are you okay? - Hmm? 133 00:07:52,134 --> 00:07:54,549 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Yeah, feel good. 134 00:07:54,550 --> 00:07:57,008 My daughter's graduating middle school. 135 00:07:57,009 --> 00:08:00,257 I finally got the girl. I got the job of my dreams. 136 00:08:00,258 --> 00:08:02,841 - Stoked. - Oh, yeah? 137 00:08:02,842 --> 00:08:05,049 You don't look stoked. 138 00:08:05,050 --> 00:08:07,091 Come on, what's wrong? 139 00:08:07,092 --> 00:08:09,549 I just can't shake the idea that Lee betrayed me. 140 00:08:09,550 --> 00:08:11,591 You know? I thought we were real friends. 141 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:13,133 I know. It's crazy, 142 00:08:13,134 --> 00:08:16,465 but you can't let him bring you down anymore. 143 00:08:16,466 --> 00:08:19,049 Try and move on, try and get him out of your head. 144 00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:22,549 Besides, you have a graduation to orchestrate. 145 00:08:22,550 --> 00:08:26,591 - That is pretty cool. - Very cool. 146 00:08:26,592 --> 00:08:29,058 Not just anybody can orchestrate a graduation. 147 00:08:29,082 --> 00:08:32,924 - Mm-mmm. - That's a job for a principal. 148 00:08:32,925 --> 00:08:36,424 All right, think. Just think. 149 00:08:36,425 --> 00:08:38,841 Think there, Russell. Think. You're the smartest person I know, Lee. 150 00:08:38,842 --> 00:08:40,091 You're the smartest person I know. 151 00:08:40,092 --> 00:08:41,591 You've always been smart. 152 00:08:41,592 --> 00:08:43,340 Who framed you? Someone outsmarted you. 153 00:08:43,341 --> 00:08:46,215 Who did it? Think, think, think, think, think. 154 00:08:46,216 --> 00:08:48,008 Think, think. Just think. 155 00:08:48,009 --> 00:08:50,508 Fucking think! Think! Think! 156 00:08:51,466 --> 00:08:53,632 Calm down. 157 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:56,465 Think. Someone put the mask in your car. 158 00:08:56,466 --> 00:08:59,799 The mask. The mask. It was in the trunk. It was in the trunk of your car. 159 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,009 They put the mask in the trunk of your... 160 00:09:03,092 --> 00:09:06,091 - Open the window... - My ex-wife's car. 161 00:09:06,092 --> 00:09:07,299 What the hell are you doing here? 162 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,508 You put it in the trunk. 163 00:09:15,550 --> 00:09:16,675 Bitch! 164 00:09:25,675 --> 00:09:27,215 Jen, what the hell are you doing here? 165 00:09:27,216 --> 00:09:29,424 Just wanted to bring by some things that you left at my house. 166 00:09:29,425 --> 00:09:31,174 I didn't leave anything at your house. 167 00:09:31,175 --> 00:09:33,174 Really? Then what are these? 168 00:09:33,175 --> 00:09:35,674 Those are not my panties. Those are little boys' underwear. 169 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:37,591 Fine. Who cares? 170 00:09:37,592 --> 00:09:39,008 Are you okay? 171 00:09:39,009 --> 00:09:42,424 When you left me last semester, it fucked up my head. 172 00:09:42,425 --> 00:09:45,549 But then I got you back and then I felt at peace again, 173 00:09:45,550 --> 00:09:47,340 but now, all this stuff, all this... 174 00:09:47,341 --> 00:09:48,841 uck, you and Snodgrass, 175 00:09:48,842 --> 00:09:51,008 and I'm fucked in my head again. And the only thing 176 00:09:51,009 --> 00:09:53,049 that's gonna fix that is if me and you get married. 177 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:56,008 Okay, well, we're not gonna get married, Jen, okay? 178 00:09:56,009 --> 00:09:58,632 And I'm very sorry for fucking you inside of your head. 179 00:09:58,633 --> 00:10:01,674 I didn't mean to do that. Look, this year has been very tough. 180 00:10:01,675 --> 00:10:03,215 I've done a lot of shit that I've regretted, 181 00:10:03,216 --> 00:10:05,050 and hurting you is definitely one of 'em. 182 00:10:08,009 --> 00:10:10,133 Can I just go in your house and use the bathroom for a minute? 183 00:10:10,134 --> 00:10:13,507 Oh yeah, of course you can. I gotta get ready for graduation. 184 00:10:13,508 --> 00:10:16,215 Thanks. I'm not gonna shit, though. I just wanna go in for a second. 185 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:19,174 Even if you do make a poop, just flush it, make sure it goes away. 186 00:10:19,175 --> 00:10:21,049 Thanks, Neal. 187 00:10:21,050 --> 00:10:22,215 That's sweet. 188 00:10:24,216 --> 00:10:25,633 I'll just see how it goes in there. 189 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,382 - Russell. - No, sir. 190 00:10:36,407 --> 00:10:38,233 - Get the fuck outta here. - I know. I know. I know... 191 00:10:38,257 --> 00:10:40,051 - you said you never wanna see me again. - You're dead to me. 192 00:10:40,076 --> 00:10:41,358 - Leave. - Just listen to me! 193 00:10:41,383 --> 00:10:44,424 I know that you don't believe a word that comes out of my mouth, 194 00:10:44,425 --> 00:10:46,716 but I didn't shoot you, Gamby. 195 00:10:46,717 --> 00:10:49,175 - It was... - Russell. 196 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:51,716 her. 197 00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:54,091 You crazy fucking bitch. You did it, didn't you? 198 00:10:54,092 --> 00:10:56,091 - What the fuck is going on here? - Didn't you? 199 00:10:56,092 --> 00:10:57,257 Admit it. Yes, you did it. 200 00:10:57,258 --> 00:10:59,091 That little smile on your fucking face. 201 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,591 You put the mask in my car, didn't you? 202 00:11:00,592 --> 00:11:03,174 You were jealous of mine and Gamby's relationship. Just say it. 203 00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:06,174 Abbott is your shooter, Gamby. 204 00:11:06,175 --> 00:11:07,966 This crazy bitch, she shot you that... 205 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:09,757 God damn it! 206 00:11:09,758 --> 00:11:12,341 Fuck! 207 00:11:13,341 --> 00:11:15,299 - Jen, what the fuck? - You hurt me, Gamby, 208 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,549 and when people hurt me, I get really, really sad. 209 00:11:17,550 --> 00:11:20,674 - You killed Russell! - Yes, I know! I fucking hated him. 210 00:11:20,675 --> 00:11:23,632 Duh! Okay? And now I'm gonna kill you and me. 211 00:11:23,633 --> 00:11:25,966 - Oh, no, no! - I can't do another fall semester, Gamby. 212 00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:28,424 - I just fucking can't. - Oh, fuck! Jen, no! 213 00:11:28,425 --> 00:11:31,591 - You picked the wrong bitch. - No! God! Stop! 214 00:11:31,592 --> 00:11:35,049 Okay, look, you want to do a murder-combo-death-suicide thing, fine. 215 00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:37,174 That's okay. I've done some terrible stuff this year. 216 00:11:37,175 --> 00:11:39,841 Maybe me being dead is what's supposed to happen, 217 00:11:39,842 --> 00:11:41,841 but not here, not next to Russell. 218 00:11:41,842 --> 00:11:44,215 - I mean, that's gross, right? - That is gross. 219 00:11:44,216 --> 00:11:47,549 I have a special place, Jen. It's beautiful. 220 00:11:47,550 --> 00:11:50,799 It's... it's the perfect place for two lovers to commit suicide together. 221 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:54,174 - It's beautiful? - Yeah, it's so awesome. 222 00:11:54,175 --> 00:11:55,550 Okay, take me to it. 223 00:12:02,592 --> 00:12:04,216 There'll be no... no hums. 224 00:12:13,383 --> 00:12:17,091 Here we are. This is my special place. 225 00:12:17,092 --> 00:12:18,841 It's incredible, right? 226 00:12:18,842 --> 00:12:20,674 Yeah, it's beautiful. 227 00:12:20,675 --> 00:12:22,340 What are you doing? 228 00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:24,549 I'm getting down on bended knee for you. 229 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:31,340 - Shit! - You liar! 230 00:12:33,633 --> 00:12:35,049 God damn it! 231 00:12:44,842 --> 00:12:47,674 - Oh, Christ. - Ow! Fuck! 232 00:12:47,675 --> 00:12:50,507 Gamby, you asshole! I'm gonna go to graduation, 233 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:53,465 - and I'm gonna fucking kill Snodgrass. - Don't you dare. 234 00:12:53,466 --> 00:12:56,382 I'm doing it, so see ya. 235 00:12:56,383 --> 00:12:58,257 Have fun dying in a fucking hole. 236 00:12:58,258 --> 00:13:00,382 You fucking dumb bitch! You're crazy! 237 00:13:00,383 --> 00:13:03,175 I know I'm crazy, 'cause I fucking love you! 238 00:13:12,175 --> 00:13:16,799 Help! Help! 239 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,050 Help! 240 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,674 - Help! - Gamby? 241 00:13:22,675 --> 00:13:25,716 - Russell! - Gamby! 242 00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,340 - Russell! - Where are you? 243 00:13:27,341 --> 00:13:29,174 I'm in the bottom of a fucking hole! 244 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:31,133 Well, I don't know where the fucking hole is! 245 00:13:31,134 --> 00:13:33,717 Just follow my voice! Marco! 246 00:13:34,550 --> 00:13:37,674 - Marco! - Oh, my God. 247 00:13:37,675 --> 00:13:39,094 I'm so glad you're not dead. 248 00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:41,008 Oh, my God, I'm so glad you're not dead. 249 00:13:41,009 --> 00:13:43,257 Jen's gonna kill Amanda. We have to get to graduation. 250 00:13:43,258 --> 00:13:45,924 - Say you're sorry. - For what? 251 00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:48,382 For not believing in our friendship. 252 00:13:48,383 --> 00:13:50,841 Jesus Christ. 253 00:13:50,842 --> 00:13:52,966 I'm sorry I didn't believe in our friendship. 254 00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:55,049 - It was mean. - Okay, it was mean. 255 00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:57,299 Now will you get the fucking ladder and get me out of here? 256 00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:59,716 And stop telling me what to do. 257 00:13:59,717 --> 00:14:01,215 The ladder's in my tool shed! 258 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:04,258 It's in my tool shed above my computer printers! 259 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:06,424 Thank you. 260 00:14:06,425 --> 00:14:09,340 One, two, three. Say, "Cheese." 261 00:14:09,341 --> 00:14:10,507 Cheese. 262 00:14:10,508 --> 00:14:12,757 That's crazy, seeing it up close. 263 00:14:12,758 --> 00:14:14,507 At least she ain't dangerous. 264 00:14:14,508 --> 00:14:17,382 What? She's a fucking tiger. 265 00:14:17,383 --> 00:14:19,008 Dangerous? Huh? 266 00:14:21,092 --> 00:14:22,549 Now, don't get it riled up now. 267 00:14:22,550 --> 00:14:24,883 Don't you look at me. Don't you fucking look at me. 268 00:14:24,884 --> 00:14:26,424 What the hell is wrong? Chill with that shit. 269 00:14:26,425 --> 00:14:29,924 Oh, hey, bro. This tiger will eat your fucking face off. 270 00:14:29,925 --> 00:14:31,382 That's why we keep her in a cage. 271 00:14:31,383 --> 00:14:33,382 You do that shit one more time, I'm hauling ass 272 00:14:33,383 --> 00:14:35,257 and leaving all y'all motherfuckers up in here. 273 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,424 Remember, we want clothes underneath those gowns. 274 00:14:40,425 --> 00:14:42,799 All right? No butts, Dave. 275 00:14:59,258 --> 00:15:01,883 - Smile. Big... - Big smiles. This is an exciting day. 276 00:15:01,884 --> 00:15:03,299 - Hey. - What are you doing? 277 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,549 - Stupid. Break a leg, everybody! - No beach balls. 278 00:15:05,550 --> 00:15:08,257 - Break a leg! Mm-hmm. - Hold this a sec. 279 00:15:15,508 --> 00:15:16,757 Hey. 280 00:15:16,758 --> 00:15:19,507 - Hey. Hey, whoa, Jen. - When did we stop being friends? 281 00:15:19,508 --> 00:15:22,924 Was it when you fucked Bill Hayden when you knew I had feelings for him? 282 00:15:22,925 --> 00:15:24,591 I didn't know that you liked him. 283 00:15:24,592 --> 00:15:26,257 Or was it when you fucked Neal Gamby 284 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,340 when you knew that he and I were meant to be together? 285 00:15:28,341 --> 00:15:31,008 - Please help me remember. - I don't really know what's going on. 286 00:15:31,009 --> 00:15:33,507 I'll tell you what's happening. I'm about to make the news, bitch. 287 00:15:33,508 --> 00:15:35,632 - No, let's not. - Snodgrass and Abbott, 288 00:15:35,633 --> 00:15:37,674 rivals since the year began. 289 00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,632 Oh, God! 290 00:15:41,967 --> 00:15:44,009 - You bitch! - Get the fuck off of me! 291 00:15:45,383 --> 00:15:48,716 I'm gonna ruin that pretty little face of yours. 292 00:15:48,741 --> 00:15:50,233 - Shit. Shit. - It's okay. It's okay. 293 00:15:50,258 --> 00:15:52,757 Fuck. There's Abbott's car, illegally parked. 294 00:15:52,758 --> 00:15:54,883 Maybe we should make it so she can't use it to get away. 295 00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:57,215 - Good idea. Hold on. - Oh, no. 296 00:15:57,216 --> 00:15:58,633 Oh, my God! 297 00:15:59,884 --> 00:16:02,049 Oh, my God. Well, I just meant 298 00:16:02,050 --> 00:16:04,966 maybe we should slash her tires or something, but this is good. 299 00:16:16,717 --> 00:16:19,341 You little fucking mermaid. 300 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,134 Oh! 301 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:27,675 Ow! 302 00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:38,424 A diagnosis like that could've been career-ending. 303 00:16:38,425 --> 00:16:42,507 It could've sent my family into a tailspin. 304 00:16:42,508 --> 00:16:44,591 That tiger does not look happy. 305 00:16:44,592 --> 00:16:46,591 I don't know why y'all trying to put some shit in a cage. 306 00:16:46,592 --> 00:16:48,133 Whose idea was this, anyway? 307 00:16:48,134 --> 00:16:49,549 - What the fuck? - Oh, my God. 308 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,549 Holy smokes! God, are you okay? 309 00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:53,549 - Neal! - Oh, my God. Fuck! 310 00:16:53,550 --> 00:16:55,008 I thought you were gonna be murdered. 311 00:16:55,009 --> 00:16:58,133 - Oh! - Oh, fuck. I'm so happy to see you. 312 00:16:58,134 --> 00:17:00,174 - You too. Oh. - Blood. 313 00:17:00,175 --> 00:17:03,549 Russell wasn't the shooter. It was Abbott. 314 00:17:03,550 --> 00:17:05,049 She just tried to kill me. 315 00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:07,424 - Yeah, she tried to kill us too. - I told you she was crazy. 316 00:17:07,425 --> 00:17:08,883 Lady, what the fuck? 317 00:17:08,884 --> 00:17:11,632 - Don't do that! - If I can't have a beautiful life, 318 00:17:11,633 --> 00:17:14,174 at least I'll have a beautiful death. 319 00:17:14,175 --> 00:17:16,424 No, no, no. 320 00:17:16,425 --> 00:17:18,050 Fucking eat me! 321 00:17:19,258 --> 00:17:20,674 Oh, shit. Here it go. 322 00:17:20,675 --> 00:17:23,799 Stay perfectly still. If you run, this fucker will chase you. 323 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,967 Eat me! 324 00:17:27,675 --> 00:17:30,799 Oh! Oh! Oh! 325 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,841 Go! 326 00:17:36,216 --> 00:17:38,133 How's this? Oh, do it. Come on! 327 00:17:38,134 --> 00:17:40,883 You open this fucking door! 328 00:17:40,884 --> 00:17:42,632 Come on! 329 00:17:46,092 --> 00:17:48,424 Close it! Close the thing! Oh! 330 00:17:48,425 --> 00:17:50,841 - What the fuck are we gonna do, Gamby? - We're clear! 331 00:17:52,717 --> 00:17:55,133 Fuck this shit. I'm going home. 332 00:17:55,134 --> 00:17:57,674 Neal! Let me out of here! 333 00:17:57,699 --> 00:17:59,532 - Crazy bitch! - What do we do about 334 00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:01,382 - all those people in graduation? - Oh, God. 335 00:18:01,407 --> 00:18:03,757 Safety's always foremost in the mind of a principal. 336 00:18:03,758 --> 00:18:06,215 Minimizing loss and injury should be the first goal. 337 00:18:06,216 --> 00:18:07,507 We evacuate. 338 00:18:07,508 --> 00:18:10,340 ...for my young son, my wife, 339 00:18:10,341 --> 00:18:12,424 but I refused to give in. 340 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:16,465 I worked too damn hard to let this disease cut my time short, 341 00:18:16,466 --> 00:18:19,717 I knew I had to fight. I... 342 00:18:22,675 --> 00:18:26,340 - I knew that... - Back up, back up. Back up, please. 343 00:18:26,341 --> 00:18:28,174 Everyone please remain calm. 344 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,507 Faculty members, if you would all please rise, 345 00:18:30,508 --> 00:18:34,049 and please get into the assigned positions for a Code Orange. 346 00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:36,841 This is not a drill. There has been an incident. 347 00:18:36,842 --> 00:18:39,382 Students, please. Stay calm. Sit down. 348 00:18:39,383 --> 00:18:41,674 I didn't say... no! Don't tell people to stand. 349 00:18:41,675 --> 00:18:44,424 That is not what we do in a Code Orange! What the fuck, Delores? 350 00:18:44,425 --> 00:18:47,091 Who the hell do you think you are, messing up my son's graduation? 351 00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:48,722 Oh, okay, you know what? This isn't really 352 00:18:48,747 --> 00:18:50,049 a question-answer thing right now, 353 00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:51,841 because this is a serious situation. 354 00:18:51,842 --> 00:18:56,215 But if you must know, a woman that I had secret sexual relations with 355 00:18:56,216 --> 00:18:59,883 pretty much the whole entire school year tried to murder me. 356 00:18:59,884 --> 00:19:02,382 She shot me at the end of last semester, 357 00:19:02,383 --> 00:19:04,299 then returned to finish me off here, 358 00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:08,133 and also tried to kill my very dear friend, Lee Russell, 359 00:19:08,134 --> 00:19:11,424 and my new girlfriend, Amanda Snodgrass. 360 00:19:11,425 --> 00:19:13,424 - Hey. - Hey, baby. 361 00:19:13,425 --> 00:19:16,591 And the woman also let out the tiger 362 00:19:16,592 --> 00:19:18,257 that many of you were taking pictures with, 363 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,008 and he ate a person. 364 00:19:20,009 --> 00:19:23,424 Uh, uh, relax, it's okay. The situation is under control, 365 00:19:23,425 --> 00:19:25,757 and the tiger is contained, so we're good. 366 00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:30,465 All we have to do now is evacuate safely and make sure nobody gets hurt. 367 00:19:30,466 --> 00:19:32,549 We're gonna use these side doors, 368 00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:35,674 because out those doors, the carnivorous creature roams. 369 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,008 Without further ado, as the acting 370 00:19:38,055 --> 00:19:40,049 principal of North Jackson High School, 371 00:19:40,050 --> 00:19:42,091 it is with great honor that I begin 372 00:19:42,092 --> 00:19:45,424 the evacuation of this graduation. 373 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,591 Man, that tiger ate the shit out of that trainer. 374 00:20:19,592 --> 00:20:21,716 Yeah, I got EMT and Animal Control on the way. 375 00:20:21,717 --> 00:20:23,632 Crisis averted! Ah! 376 00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:25,841 It seems like we got everybody out of the school. 377 00:20:25,842 --> 00:20:27,465 You gonna put me in a cage, you blonde bitch? 378 00:20:27,466 --> 00:20:29,049 Oh, will you shut the fuck up? 379 00:20:29,050 --> 00:20:30,465 Oh, damn. 380 00:20:30,466 --> 00:20:32,507 She hit that button. 381 00:20:32,508 --> 00:20:34,008 - No, she didn't. - Yes, she did. 382 00:20:35,425 --> 00:20:37,757 Here she comes! 383 00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,674 She's gonna eat your fucking face off. 384 00:20:39,699 --> 00:20:41,259 - What are we running for? - What? 385 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,799 - I can end this right here. - Yes, shoot his ass. 386 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,049 - You want some? - No. 387 00:20:45,050 --> 00:20:46,424 - Yes. - Not like that. 388 00:20:46,425 --> 00:20:49,133 - Put the gun down. - Oh. What the fuck are you doing? 389 00:20:49,134 --> 00:20:52,841 Shh. I'm harmonizing. 390 00:20:52,842 --> 00:20:55,215 With the tiger? 391 00:20:55,216 --> 00:20:59,508 Learning that the truth can set a man free. 392 00:21:03,341 --> 00:21:04,883 I'm mastering myself, 393 00:21:04,884 --> 00:21:09,008 becoming one with the world around me. 394 00:21:09,009 --> 00:21:12,383 I've already defied death once today. 395 00:21:13,508 --> 00:21:14,592 I will do it again. 396 00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:18,008 Just relax, brother. 397 00:21:18,009 --> 00:21:21,632 I, too, have been where you are. 398 00:21:21,633 --> 00:21:22,924 Stand down. 399 00:21:24,009 --> 00:21:25,717 - Oh, shit! - Yes! 400 00:21:29,967 --> 00:21:31,757 The fucking tiger's eating Russell! 401 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,841 Goddamn battle cat's loose in the school! 402 00:21:34,842 --> 00:21:36,883 Run! Get the fuck outta here! 403 00:21:36,884 --> 00:21:38,466 Russell! 404 00:21:42,216 --> 00:21:43,466 Russell! 405 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:49,549 Oh, my God. Fuck. 406 00:21:49,550 --> 00:21:51,549 Shithead got a piece of me. 407 00:21:51,550 --> 00:21:52,841 Don't move, okay? 408 00:21:52,842 --> 00:21:55,799 Uh, just... just save your energy. 409 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,549 I can't believe I got ate by a tiger. 410 00:21:58,550 --> 00:22:00,674 Are you fucking kidding me? 411 00:22:00,675 --> 00:22:03,757 - It's insane. - Oh, I can see it now. 412 00:22:03,758 --> 00:22:07,133 "A principal gets eaten by a fucking tiger, 413 00:22:07,134 --> 00:22:08,799 a mascot of the school." 414 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:12,424 I always wanted press, but god, this is so stupid. 415 00:22:12,425 --> 00:22:15,257 Shh, shh, shh. Just save your energy. Don't talk, okay? 416 00:22:15,258 --> 00:22:16,632 Well, if I die right now, Gamby, 417 00:22:16,633 --> 00:22:19,757 I sure as hell don't wanna be staring at you just silently. 418 00:22:19,758 --> 00:22:21,925 Okay, that's fair enough. 419 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,842 This is the favorite year of... 420 00:22:27,092 --> 00:22:28,550 of my whole life. 421 00:22:30,425 --> 00:22:33,049 - Mine too. - I know what we did was wrong, 422 00:22:33,050 --> 00:22:35,175 but... I liked it. 423 00:22:36,592 --> 00:22:38,009 It was fun. 424 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:41,591 - Yeah, it was fun. - Yeah. 425 00:22:41,592 --> 00:22:44,383 It gave us a chance to get to know each other. 426 00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:48,299 Let us become friends. 427 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,341 Never had a friend like you before, Russell. 428 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,800 I love you, Gamby. 429 00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:57,133 You're my friend too, man. 430 00:22:57,134 --> 00:22:59,133 You fucking what? 431 00:22:59,134 --> 00:23:02,133 Come on, man. Just... just fucking say it. 432 00:23:02,134 --> 00:23:03,966 Honestly we're here, just say it. 433 00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,841 Say what? I told you that you're my friend too. 434 00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:08,465 Oh, I just told you that I fucking love you. 435 00:23:08,466 --> 00:23:11,049 Okay, I heard you. I just don't say that to my male friends. 436 00:23:11,050 --> 00:23:13,799 I only say that to superhot babes and to my family. 437 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,008 Jesus. I'm about to die, motherfucker. 438 00:23:16,009 --> 00:23:18,091 - You're not gonna die, Russell. - I am. 439 00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:21,799 I'm gonna fucking bleed out on this stupid fucking school floor. 440 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:22,966 Okay, fine, fine. 441 00:23:22,967 --> 00:23:25,174 Say it. 442 00:23:25,175 --> 00:23:27,008 - I... - Hey. 443 00:23:27,009 --> 00:23:28,091 Look at me. 444 00:23:28,092 --> 00:23:29,757 Look at me. 445 00:23:29,758 --> 00:23:33,717 Now... just... say it. 446 00:23:35,009 --> 00:23:36,883 I love you, Russell. 447 00:23:36,884 --> 00:23:38,592 One more time. 448 00:23:40,009 --> 00:23:41,340 I love you. 449 00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:46,009 I love you too, Gamby. 450 00:23:54,675 --> 00:23:57,091 Oh. She's back. 451 00:23:57,092 --> 00:24:00,091 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - I fucking hate tigers. 452 00:24:00,092 --> 00:24:02,757 Buddy, just go, just get out of here. Honestly. 453 00:24:02,758 --> 00:24:04,174 Just save yourself, okay? 454 00:24:04,175 --> 00:24:07,717 No, Russell. I'm not gonna leave you in here by yourself. 455 00:24:09,633 --> 00:24:11,799 Fuck this $25,000 tiger. 456 00:24:20,050 --> 00:24:22,424 Fucking cock-sucking fucking tiger. 457 00:24:22,425 --> 00:24:24,382 You're gonna eat my fucking friend? 458 00:24:24,383 --> 00:24:28,134 Well, bitch... 459 00:24:33,050 --> 00:24:34,175 Fuck you! 460 00:25:41,659 --> 00:25:44,733 _ 461 00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:54,091 - Don't be nervous. - I'm not. 462 00:25:54,092 --> 00:25:56,133 High school is very intimidating, okay? 463 00:25:56,134 --> 00:25:58,257 But you'll get used to it. You'll learn to survive 464 00:25:58,258 --> 00:26:01,299 and then you'll leave. That's how life works, sweetheart. 465 00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:04,257 - I know. I'm excited. - Well, watch that as well. 466 00:26:04,258 --> 00:26:06,549 You don't wanna go in here with super-high expectations 467 00:26:06,550 --> 00:26:07,966 then you shit the bed and don't like it, 468 00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:09,424 because it's not like a teen movie. 469 00:26:09,425 --> 00:26:12,091 - It's real life. It's tough. - Wish you still worked here. 470 00:26:12,092 --> 00:26:15,050 You'll be in good hands. 471 00:26:17,466 --> 00:26:20,675 Shamrocks. What a lame mascot. 472 00:26:23,341 --> 00:26:25,508 - I love you, sweetheart. - I love you too. 473 00:26:27,258 --> 00:26:30,340 - Good luck. - Good luck with your first day, too. 474 00:26:40,134 --> 00:26:41,466 Hmm. 475 00:27:17,693 --> 00:27:18,717 Hey, how's it going? 476 00:27:18,718 --> 00:27:20,592 Neal Gamby. I'm the new principal. 477 00:27:25,717 --> 00:27:27,883 - Yoo-hoo. Am I in the wrong office? - Oh! No. 478 00:27:27,884 --> 00:27:30,340 Sorry. No, this is your office. I'm Vice Principal Miggs. 479 00:27:30,341 --> 00:27:33,215 I just was seeing what it was like to sit in this chair, you know? 480 00:27:33,216 --> 00:27:34,841 Yeah, no reason to apologize. 481 00:27:34,842 --> 00:27:36,924 Pleasure to meet you. Why don't you hop on out of there? 482 00:27:36,925 --> 00:27:38,091 Oh. Yes, sir. 483 00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:42,799 So, Vice Principal Miggs, huh? 484 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,091 - Yes. - Well, I'm Neal Gamby. 485 00:27:45,116 --> 00:27:46,586 - Hello. - So, 486 00:27:46,587 --> 00:27:48,281 what's the story with the old principal here? 487 00:27:48,306 --> 00:27:52,049 He was a bit of a banana, so we're very happy to see you, sir. 488 00:27:52,050 --> 00:27:53,835 Mmm. 489 00:27:53,860 --> 00:27:55,904 Do you mind if I shoot you straight right out of the gate? 490 00:27:55,928 --> 00:27:57,295 Please. 491 00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:00,091 I'm the new sheriff in town, and you're my deputy, 492 00:28:00,092 --> 00:28:02,591 and if we want this school to function properly, 493 00:28:02,592 --> 00:28:05,299 well, we're gonna have to work together as a team. 494 00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:06,591 Simpatico. 495 00:28:06,592 --> 00:28:09,949 Now, I'm not really sure what your ambitions are, 496 00:28:10,050 --> 00:28:11,957 but from the looks of it, I can imagine they 497 00:28:12,004 --> 00:28:13,841 probably have something to do with this chair. 498 00:28:13,842 --> 00:28:16,799 And that's cool. I understand that. 499 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,133 But for now, this is my chair. 500 00:28:19,134 --> 00:28:23,299 This throne belongs to me, and if you choose to defy me, 501 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:25,902 I'll feed you to the fucking sharks. 502 00:28:26,136 --> 00:28:28,425 Do I make myself clear? 503 00:28:29,967 --> 00:28:32,768 - Loud and clear, boss. - Now, if you just give me a moment 504 00:28:32,793 --> 00:28:34,215 to set some things up, we can begin. 505 00:28:34,216 --> 00:28:35,758 Yes, sir. 506 00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:40,092 The door... open or closed? 507 00:28:41,717 --> 00:28:43,092 Open. 508 00:28:56,967 --> 00:29:00,592 You look so good in this, girl. Enjoy. 509 00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:05,174 I'm gonna go have a smoke. 510 00:29:05,175 --> 00:29:08,674 - Oh. You so crazy. - What are you talking about? 511 00:29:08,675 --> 00:29:11,008 Well, you take damn four bathroom breaks an hour. 512 00:29:11,009 --> 00:29:12,674 Now you're gonna throw in smoking breaks too? 513 00:29:12,675 --> 00:29:13,860 No, hell you're not, little girl. 514 00:29:13,892 --> 00:29:15,340 Get your ass back behind this register. 515 00:29:15,341 --> 00:29:17,507 - Excuse me? - Excuse me. 516 00:29:17,508 --> 00:29:21,632 I am the regional manager of all Apricot Lane Boutiques. 517 00:29:21,633 --> 00:29:24,174 Above you. Now, you wanna start something? 518 00:29:24,175 --> 00:29:26,008 Create a little commotion right now? 519 00:29:26,009 --> 00:29:28,924 I will make your ass straight disappear, just vaporize... 520 00:29:28,925 --> 00:29:31,841 you and that 30% discount you get on all your clothes. 521 00:29:31,842 --> 00:29:34,757 Say something, it's gone. All of it, gone. 522 00:29:34,758 --> 00:29:35,842 Okay. 523 00:29:37,508 --> 00:29:40,133 Now cover me. I'm gonna go have a smoke. 524 00:29:42,050 --> 00:29:44,841 "The wizard marched out of his kingdom. 525 00:29:44,842 --> 00:29:48,133 "Not the one he desired, but the one he earned. 526 00:29:48,268 --> 00:29:51,924 "And the warrior, finding peace within himself 527 00:29:52,057 --> 00:29:55,050 "finally found the treasure he was searching for. 528 00:29:56,300 --> 00:29:59,133 "The kingdom was lost, but across galaxies 529 00:29:59,194 --> 00:30:01,049 "and across dimensions, 530 00:30:01,108 --> 00:30:03,716 "a friendship was forged between good and evil, 531 00:30:03,795 --> 00:30:06,925 "the likes of which this land had never seen... 532 00:30:08,009 --> 00:30:09,258 nor would see again." 533 00:30:12,550 --> 00:30:13,884 Thank you. 534 00:30:16,925 --> 00:30:18,618 Thank you so much. 535 00:30:18,861 --> 00:30:19,931 - No, way. - I think they thought... 536 00:30:19,955 --> 00:30:20,889 that the book was awesome. 537 00:30:20,914 --> 00:30:22,233 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 538 00:30:22,258 --> 00:30:24,757 - God, I hope so. - The cover's not too bad. 539 00:30:24,758 --> 00:30:26,591 I'm stoked that my dad is coming to the next reading. 540 00:30:26,592 --> 00:30:30,091 - Mmm, good. - Are you nervous about meeting him? 541 00:30:30,116 --> 00:30:31,608 - No. - I think it'll be fun. 542 00:30:31,633 --> 00:30:35,257 He's pretty laid back. Do you know that he likes to get high? 543 00:30:35,258 --> 00:30:37,841 He's a really nice guy. He might come at you 544 00:30:37,866 --> 00:30:39,532 pretty quick and hard... 544 00:30:40,305 --> 00:30:46,178 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 41850

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