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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,064 --> 00:00:41,625 Somewhere in the vaults of a bank in London... 2 00:00:41,668 --> 00:00:45,365 is a tin dispatch box with my name on it. 3 00:00:45,405 --> 00:00:50,468 It is not to be opened until 50 years after my death. 4 00:00:50,510 --> 00:00:53,035 It contains certain mementos... 5 00:00:53,079 --> 00:00:55,172 of my long association with a man... 6 00:00:55,215 --> 00:00:59,242 who elevated the science of deduction to an art... 7 00:00:59,285 --> 00:01:02,186 the world's first, and, undeniably... 8 00:01:02,222 --> 00:01:06,522 most famous consulting detective. 9 00:03:27,233 --> 00:03:29,201 To my heirs... 10 00:03:29,235 --> 00:03:30,862 In my lifetime... 11 00:03:30,904 --> 00:03:32,997 I have recorded some sixty cases... 12 00:03:33,039 --> 00:03:35,769 demonstrating the singular gift of my friend... 13 00:03:35,809 --> 00:03:37,333 Sherlock Holmes... 14 00:03:37,377 --> 00:03:38,639 dealing with everything... 15 00:03:38,678 --> 00:03:41,112 from "The Hound of the Baskervilles"... 16 00:03:41,147 --> 00:03:42,910 to his mysterious brother Mycroft... 17 00:03:42,949 --> 00:03:46,385 and the devilish Professor Moriarty. 18 00:03:46,419 --> 00:03:48,319 But there were other adventures which... 19 00:03:48,354 --> 00:03:50,288 for reasons of discretion... 20 00:03:50,323 --> 00:03:52,587 I have decided to withhold from the public... 21 00:03:52,625 --> 00:03:54,889 until this much later date. 22 00:03:54,928 --> 00:03:58,830 They involve matters of a delicate and, sometimes... 23 00:03:58,865 --> 00:04:00,594 scandalous nature... 24 00:04:00,633 --> 00:04:02,464 as will shortly become apparent. 25 00:04:05,939 --> 00:04:08,373 It was August of 1887... 26 00:04:08,408 --> 00:04:10,672 and we were returning from Yorkshire... 27 00:04:10,710 --> 00:04:13,474 where Holmes had solved the baffling murder... 28 00:04:13,513 --> 00:04:16,073 of Admiral Abernetti. 29 00:04:16,115 --> 00:04:19,209 You may recall that he broke the murderer's alibi... 30 00:04:19,252 --> 00:04:21,618 by measuring the depth to which the parsley... 31 00:04:21,654 --> 00:04:25,556 had sunk in the butter on a hot day. 32 00:04:44,544 --> 00:04:47,035 I wish you'd give me a bit more warning... 33 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:48,980 when you come home unexpected. 34 00:04:49,015 --> 00:04:52,314 I'd have roasted a goose, had a few flowers for you. 35 00:04:52,352 --> 00:04:53,717 My dear Mrs. Hudson... 36 00:04:53,753 --> 00:04:56,654 criminals are as unpredictable as head colds. 37 00:04:56,689 --> 00:04:58,589 You never quite know when you're going to catch one. 38 00:04:58,625 --> 00:05:00,490 I'll unpack your bags. 39 00:05:00,526 --> 00:05:03,120 Here's an advance copy of "Strand Magazine." 40 00:05:03,162 --> 00:05:05,426 They've printed "The Red-headed League." 41 00:05:05,465 --> 00:05:06,762 Very impressive. 42 00:05:06,799 --> 00:05:08,232 Would you like to see how I've treated it? 43 00:05:08,268 --> 00:05:10,327 I can hardly wait. I'm sure I shall find out... 44 00:05:10,370 --> 00:05:12,167 all sorts of fascinating things... 45 00:05:12,205 --> 00:05:13,832 about the case that I never knew before. 46 00:05:13,873 --> 00:05:15,704 Just what do you mean by that? 47 00:05:15,742 --> 00:05:16,834 Oh, come now, Watson. 48 00:05:16,876 --> 00:05:19,504 You must admit you have a tendency to overromanticize. 49 00:05:19,545 --> 00:05:22,514 You've taken my simple exercises in logic... 50 00:05:22,548 --> 00:05:24,675 and embellished them, embroidered them... 51 00:05:24,717 --> 00:05:25,684 exaggerated them. 52 00:05:25,718 --> 00:05:27,015 I deny the accusation. 53 00:05:27,053 --> 00:05:28,543 You've described me as 6'4"... 54 00:05:28,588 --> 00:05:31,182 whereas I am barely 6'1". 55 00:05:31,224 --> 00:05:32,589 A bit of poetic license. 56 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:34,545 You've saddled me with this improbable costume... 57 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,152 which the public now expects me to wear. 58 00:05:36,195 --> 00:05:38,186 That is not my doing. Blame it on the illustrator. 59 00:05:38,231 --> 00:05:40,859 Made me out to be a violin virtuoso. 60 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:41,889 There's an invitation... 61 00:05:41,935 --> 00:05:43,935 from the Liverpool Symphony to appear as soloist... 62 00:05:43,970 --> 00:05:45,403 in "The Mendelssohn Concerto." 63 00:05:45,438 --> 00:05:46,405 Really? 64 00:05:46,439 --> 00:05:48,031 The fact is, I could barely hold my own... 65 00:05:48,074 --> 00:05:50,599 in the pit orchestra of a second-rate music hall. 66 00:05:50,643 --> 00:05:52,770 You're much too modest. 67 00:05:52,812 --> 00:05:54,746 You have given the reader the distinct impression... 68 00:05:54,781 --> 00:05:57,306 that I'm a misogynist. 69 00:05:57,350 --> 00:05:59,409 Actually, I don't dislike women. 70 00:05:59,452 --> 00:06:01,784 I merely distrust them. 71 00:06:01,821 --> 00:06:04,688 The twinkle in the eye and the arsenic in the soup. 72 00:06:04,724 --> 00:06:07,989 It's those little touches that make you colorful. 73 00:06:08,027 --> 00:06:09,961 Lurid is more like it. 74 00:06:09,996 --> 00:06:12,430 You've painted me as a hopeless dope addict... 75 00:06:12,465 --> 00:06:15,901 just because I occasionally take a 5%% solution of cocaine. 76 00:06:15,935 --> 00:06:17,232 A seven percent solution. 77 00:06:17,270 --> 00:06:19,170 Five percent. 78 00:06:19,205 --> 00:06:20,900 Don't you think I'm aware you've been diluting it... 79 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:23,101 behind my back? 80 00:06:23,142 --> 00:06:25,736 As a doctor, as well as your friend... 81 00:06:25,778 --> 00:06:27,177 I strongly disapprove... 82 00:06:27,213 --> 00:06:30,046 of this insidious habit of yours. 83 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:32,745 My dear friend, as well as my dear doctor... 84 00:06:32,785 --> 00:06:34,412 I only resort to narcotics... 85 00:06:34,454 --> 00:06:36,979 when I'm suffering from acute boredom... 86 00:06:37,023 --> 00:06:38,115 when there are no interesting cases... 87 00:06:38,157 --> 00:06:39,454 to engage my mind. 88 00:06:39,492 --> 00:06:40,754 Look at this. 89 00:06:40,793 --> 00:06:43,421 An urgent appeal to find some missing midgets. 90 00:06:43,463 --> 00:06:44,930 Did you say midgets? 91 00:06:44,964 --> 00:06:47,660 Mmm, six of them. The Tumbling Piccolos... 92 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:49,725 an acrobatic act with some circus. 93 00:06:49,769 --> 00:06:52,897 Disappeared between London and Bristol. 94 00:06:52,939 --> 00:06:54,531 Well, don't you find that intriguing? 95 00:06:54,574 --> 00:06:56,235 Extremely so. 96 00:06:56,275 --> 00:06:58,072 You see, they're not only midgets... 97 00:06:58,111 --> 00:06:59,738 but also anarchists. 98 00:06:59,779 --> 00:07:00,803 Anarchists? 99 00:07:00,847 --> 00:07:02,678 By now they have been smuggled to Vienna... 100 00:07:02,715 --> 00:07:05,548 dressed as little girls in organdy pinafores. 101 00:07:05,585 --> 00:07:07,610 They are to greet the czar of all the Russias... 102 00:07:07,653 --> 00:07:09,587 when he arrives at the railway station. 103 00:07:09,622 --> 00:07:11,954 They will be carrying bouquets of flowers... 104 00:07:11,991 --> 00:07:13,822 and concealed in each bouquet... 105 00:07:13,860 --> 00:07:15,953 will be a bomb with a lit fuse. 106 00:07:17,196 --> 00:07:18,561 You really think so? 107 00:07:18,598 --> 00:07:20,122 Not at all. 108 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:23,499 The circus owner offers me five pounds for my services. 109 00:07:23,536 --> 00:07:25,197 That's not even a pound a midget. 110 00:07:25,238 --> 00:07:26,899 So, obviously, he's a stingy blighter... 111 00:07:26,939 --> 00:07:27,997 and the little chaps simply ran off... 112 00:07:28,041 --> 00:07:29,303 to join another circus. 113 00:07:30,309 --> 00:07:32,300 It sounded so promising. 114 00:07:33,346 --> 00:07:36,042 There are no great crimes anymore, Watson. 115 00:07:36,082 --> 00:07:38,141 The criminal class has lost all enterprise... 116 00:07:38,184 --> 00:07:39,344 and originality. 117 00:07:39,385 --> 00:07:42,115 At best, they commit some bungling villainy... 118 00:07:42,155 --> 00:07:43,850 with a motive so transparent... 119 00:07:43,890 --> 00:07:46,518 that even a Scotland Yard official could see through it. 120 00:07:49,062 --> 00:07:50,586 Mrs. Hudson! 121 00:07:52,799 --> 00:07:54,562 Yes? What is it? 122 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,397 What have I done now? 123 00:07:56,436 --> 00:07:58,597 There is something missing from my desk. 124 00:07:58,638 --> 00:07:59,605 Missing? 125 00:07:59,639 --> 00:08:00,606 Something very crucial. 126 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:01,607 What? 127 00:08:01,641 --> 00:08:02,767 Dust! 128 00:08:02,809 --> 00:08:06,040 You've been tidying up against my explicit orders. 129 00:08:06,079 --> 00:08:09,207 Oh, look, I made sure I hadn't disturbed anything. 130 00:08:09,248 --> 00:08:11,546 Dust, Mrs. Hudson, is an essential part... 131 00:08:11,584 --> 00:08:13,051 of my filing system. 132 00:08:13,086 --> 00:08:14,144 By the thickness of it... 133 00:08:14,187 --> 00:08:15,677 I can date any document immediately. 134 00:08:15,721 --> 00:08:18,588 Well, some of the dust was this thick. 135 00:08:19,592 --> 00:08:21,492 That would be... 136 00:08:21,527 --> 00:08:23,256 March 1883. 137 00:08:47,253 --> 00:08:50,586 Oh! How can you stand this? 138 00:08:50,623 --> 00:08:53,421 Why don't you let me air the room out? 139 00:08:53,459 --> 00:08:55,586 Please, Mrs. Hudson, he's working on... 140 00:08:55,628 --> 00:08:57,619 a definitive study of tobacco ash. 141 00:08:57,663 --> 00:09:00,325 Oh, I'm sure there's a crying need for that. 142 00:09:00,366 --> 00:09:02,834 In our endeavors, it is sometimes vital... 143 00:09:02,869 --> 00:09:04,962 to distinguish between, say, the ashes... 144 00:09:05,004 --> 00:09:08,235 of a Macedonian cigarette and a Jamaican cigar. 145 00:09:08,274 --> 00:09:12,233 So far he has classified 140 different kinds of ashes. 146 00:09:12,278 --> 00:09:15,372 All of which will wind up on my rug. 147 00:09:15,414 --> 00:09:17,780 That will be enough, Mrs. Hudson. 148 00:09:19,452 --> 00:09:20,714 All right... 149 00:09:20,753 --> 00:09:23,881 if you gentlemen want to stay and suffocate. 150 00:09:31,697 --> 00:09:34,257 She's right. I am suffocating. 151 00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:35,267 Oh, let me open the window. 152 00:09:35,301 --> 00:09:38,532 Not from lack of air. From lack of activity. 153 00:09:38,571 --> 00:09:41,039 Sitting here, week after week, blowing smoke rings... 154 00:09:41,073 --> 00:09:44,304 staring through a microscope... there's no challenge in that. 155 00:09:44,343 --> 00:09:46,675 Personally, I consider it a major contribution... 156 00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:48,646 to scientific criminology. 157 00:09:48,681 --> 00:09:50,979 How I envy you your mind, Watson. 158 00:09:51,017 --> 00:09:51,984 You do? 159 00:09:52,018 --> 00:09:55,510 It's placid, imperturbable, prosaic. 160 00:09:55,555 --> 00:09:58,456 But my mind rebels against stagnation. 161 00:09:58,491 --> 00:10:01,051 It's like a racing engine tearing itself to pieces... 162 00:10:01,093 --> 00:10:02,651 because it's not connected up... 163 00:10:02,695 --> 00:10:04,219 with the work for which it was built. 164 00:10:59,018 --> 00:11:00,042 Holmes. 165 00:11:07,727 --> 00:11:10,821 Holmes... where's your self-control? 166 00:11:10,863 --> 00:11:12,023 Fair question. 167 00:11:14,433 --> 00:11:16,025 Aren't you ashamed of yourself? 168 00:11:16,068 --> 00:11:18,195 Thoroughly... 169 00:11:18,237 --> 00:11:19,727 but this will take care of it. 170 00:11:34,687 --> 00:11:36,279 There was nothing I could do... 171 00:11:36,322 --> 00:11:38,347 when he went on one of his cocaine binges... 172 00:11:38,391 --> 00:11:41,326 except hope and pray that some interesting case... 173 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,419 would come along to snap him out of it. 174 00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:48,157 Why are you being so stubborn, Holmes? 175 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,633 Why won't you go? 176 00:11:50,770 --> 00:11:55,764 It's the final performance of the Imperial Russian Ballet. 177 00:11:55,808 --> 00:11:57,605 The house has been sold out for months. 178 00:11:57,643 --> 00:12:00,237 Tickets are going at a guinea apiece. 179 00:12:00,279 --> 00:12:02,270 That's precisely it. 180 00:12:02,315 --> 00:12:04,749 Why should someone send us two free tickets? 181 00:12:04,784 --> 00:12:05,910 Anonymously, at that. 182 00:12:05,951 --> 00:12:07,748 Well, whoever sent them must be in great distress. 183 00:12:07,787 --> 00:12:09,084 The note says... 184 00:12:09,121 --> 00:12:12,852 "Please, you are the only man in the world who can help me." 185 00:12:12,892 --> 00:12:14,985 I suspect it's some sort of plot. 186 00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:16,927 You mean, somebody wants to lure us into a trap? 187 00:12:16,962 --> 00:12:18,452 Somebody wants to kill me. 188 00:12:18,497 --> 00:12:19,486 Kill you? 189 00:12:19,532 --> 00:12:20,590 That's right. 190 00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:21,759 It's a plot to bore me to death. 191 00:12:21,801 --> 00:12:23,132 I detest ballet. 192 00:12:24,136 --> 00:12:27,799 But this isn't just any ballet. 193 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,740 It's "Swan Lake." 194 00:12:50,496 --> 00:12:52,555 You know, of course, Holmes... 195 00:12:52,598 --> 00:12:54,930 that swan isn't really a swan. 196 00:12:54,967 --> 00:12:57,697 It's an enchanted princess. 197 00:12:57,737 --> 00:12:58,931 Mmm. 198 00:13:30,302 --> 00:13:31,667 Fabulous woman. 199 00:13:31,704 --> 00:13:33,171 Don't you think so, Holmes? 200 00:13:33,205 --> 00:13:34,172 Who? 201 00:13:34,206 --> 00:13:35,696 The great Petrova. 202 00:13:49,588 --> 00:13:51,886 Very strong arches, I must admit. 203 00:13:52,892 --> 00:13:55,588 They say twelve men have died for her. 204 00:13:55,628 --> 00:13:56,595 Really? 205 00:13:56,629 --> 00:13:58,494 Six committed suicide... 206 00:13:58,531 --> 00:13:59,998 four were killed in duels... 207 00:14:00,032 --> 00:14:01,431 and one fell out of the gallery... 208 00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:03,560 of the Vienna Opera House. 209 00:14:03,602 --> 00:14:05,092 That's only eleven. 210 00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:07,367 The man who fell from the gallery... 211 00:14:07,406 --> 00:14:10,432 landed on top of another man in the orchestra. 212 00:14:10,476 --> 00:14:12,910 That makes an even dozen... 213 00:14:12,945 --> 00:14:14,913 in a messy sort of way. 214 00:14:33,599 --> 00:14:34,759 Mr. Holmes. 215 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,199 Yes? 216 00:14:36,235 --> 00:14:38,032 I am Nikolai Rogozhin... 217 00:14:38,070 --> 00:14:40,868 Director General of the Imperial Russian Ballet. 218 00:14:43,909 --> 00:14:46,207 So glad you accept invitation. 219 00:14:46,245 --> 00:14:47,337 This is Dr. Watson. 220 00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:49,040 Nice to meet you. 221 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:53,218 You're enjoying? 222 00:14:53,252 --> 00:14:54,480 Immensely. 223 00:14:58,090 --> 00:15:00,217 Tell me, Mr. Holmes... 224 00:15:00,259 --> 00:15:02,056 how is your health? 225 00:15:02,094 --> 00:15:03,391 My health? 226 00:15:03,429 --> 00:15:05,090 Better consult my doctor. 227 00:15:05,130 --> 00:15:06,791 Oh, he's in excellent shape. 228 00:15:09,368 --> 00:15:12,496 Any insanity in your family? Diabetes? Asthma? 229 00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:15,006 Would you mind telling me what this is all about? 230 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,439 Certainly. 231 00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:19,802 Madame Petrova... 232 00:15:20,813 --> 00:15:22,906 she has problem. 233 00:15:22,948 --> 00:15:24,609 Can you be more specific? 234 00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:26,845 Certainly not. 235 00:15:26,886 --> 00:15:28,854 Liaison with a crowned head? 236 00:15:28,888 --> 00:15:31,083 Compromising letters? Blackmail? 237 00:15:42,735 --> 00:15:43,793 After performance... 238 00:15:43,836 --> 00:15:46,999 there will be little celebration backstage... 239 00:15:47,039 --> 00:15:49,030 and Madame requests your presence. 240 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,871 We'd be delighted. 241 00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:53,037 You are invited, also. 242 00:16:03,956 --> 00:16:05,116 Hey! 243 00:16:20,906 --> 00:16:23,932 Ah, Mr. Holmes... 244 00:16:23,976 --> 00:16:25,910 Madame is expecting you in her dressing room. 245 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,246 Dr. Watson, you will amuse yourself meanwhile. 246 00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:32,648 We have vodka, caviar, girls. 247 00:16:32,685 --> 00:16:33,709 Oh, no, thank you. 248 00:16:33,752 --> 00:16:34,741 No girls? 249 00:16:34,787 --> 00:16:37,278 No caviar. It makes me break out in hives. 250 00:16:42,661 --> 00:16:44,629 Doctor Watson. 251 00:16:49,702 --> 00:16:52,637 Any of your girls understand English? 252 00:16:52,671 --> 00:16:54,639 Nyet! 253 00:16:54,673 --> 00:16:55,867 Well, now, not one single word? 254 00:16:55,908 --> 00:16:57,273 Nyet! 255 00:16:58,110 --> 00:17:00,374 In that case, I don't mind telling you... 256 00:17:00,412 --> 00:17:03,848 that you all have lovely pooh-poohs. 257 00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:10,554 Mr. Holmes, I must prepare you. 258 00:17:10,589 --> 00:17:12,784 This is not ordinary case. 259 00:17:12,825 --> 00:17:16,056 It's only the extraordinary that interests me. 260 00:17:16,095 --> 00:17:17,187 Good. 261 00:17:17,229 --> 00:17:22,257 Because you'll find this extra-extraordinary. 262 00:17:25,704 --> 00:17:27,103 Madame Petrova... 263 00:17:33,379 --> 00:17:35,404 Mr. Sherlock Holmes... 264 00:17:35,447 --> 00:17:39,247 may I present Madame Petrova. 265 00:17:45,891 --> 00:17:48,189 Ochen priatna. 266 00:17:51,897 --> 00:17:53,330 Madame. 267 00:17:58,070 --> 00:18:01,437 Madame says you are shorter than she thought. 268 00:18:01,473 --> 00:18:02,770 Oh, I didn't mean to be. 269 00:18:08,013 --> 00:18:09,310 Short, tall, who cares? 270 00:18:09,348 --> 00:18:11,077 It is the brains that count. 271 00:18:11,116 --> 00:18:12,447 Well, thank you. 272 00:18:12,484 --> 00:18:13,678 Thank you. 273 00:18:18,357 --> 00:18:20,052 Baskervilles. 274 00:18:20,092 --> 00:18:22,185 Madame is great admirer of yours. 275 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:23,888 She has read every story. 276 00:18:23,929 --> 00:18:25,920 Her favorite is... 277 00:18:25,964 --> 00:18:29,058 "Big Dog from Baskervilles." 278 00:18:29,101 --> 00:18:31,763 I'm afraid it loses something in translation. 279 00:18:31,804 --> 00:18:32,896 Nikolai... 280 00:18:35,941 --> 00:18:38,967 Mr. Holmes, you know about fiddles? 281 00:18:44,049 --> 00:18:46,176 What is your opinion of this? 282 00:18:50,222 --> 00:18:55,489 "Antonius Stradivarius, Cremonensis... 283 00:18:55,527 --> 00:18:57,961 "Anno 1709." 284 00:18:58,964 --> 00:19:00,795 Well, the label is authentic. 285 00:19:04,636 --> 00:19:07,070 Judging from the shape, the color of the varnish... 286 00:19:07,106 --> 00:19:09,802 and the tone, I would say it is a genuine Stradivarius... 287 00:19:09,842 --> 00:19:11,002 of the best period. 288 00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:13,705 You like? 289 00:19:13,746 --> 00:19:15,008 Oh, it's magnificent. 290 00:19:15,047 --> 00:19:16,036 Nikolai... 291 00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:23,081 Here. Take it. 292 00:19:24,156 --> 00:19:25,521 Madame says it is yours. 293 00:19:25,557 --> 00:19:26,524 Mine? 294 00:19:26,558 --> 00:19:29,083 For services you will render. 295 00:19:29,128 --> 00:19:31,858 My fees as a detective are not exactly trifling... 296 00:19:31,897 --> 00:19:33,990 but a Stradivarius... you're not serious. 297 00:19:34,032 --> 00:19:37,092 I am not, but Madame is. 298 00:19:47,279 --> 00:19:48,871 All right... 299 00:19:48,914 --> 00:19:50,905 I will pour vodka and explain. 300 00:19:52,718 --> 00:19:54,777 Mr. Holmes... 301 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:58,256 what you have seen tonight is last... 302 00:19:58,290 --> 00:20:00,281 and positively final performance... 303 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,156 of Madame Petrova. 304 00:20:02,194 --> 00:20:03,161 She is retiring. 305 00:20:03,195 --> 00:20:04,856 What a shame. 306 00:20:04,897 --> 00:20:06,694 She's been dancing since she was three years old... 307 00:20:06,732 --> 00:20:09,064 and after all, she is now thirty-eight. 308 00:20:09,101 --> 00:20:11,194 I must say, she doesn't look thirty-eight. 309 00:20:11,236 --> 00:20:14,637 That is because she is forty-nine. 310 00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:18,199 So Madame has decided to leave ballet... 311 00:20:18,243 --> 00:20:20,234 and spend life bringing up her child. 312 00:20:20,279 --> 00:20:21,473 How admirable. 313 00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,481 Problem is how to find father. 314 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:24,812 Oh, is he missing? 315 00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:25,817 Correct. 316 00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:27,212 And that's why you've called me in. 317 00:20:27,219 --> 00:20:28,652 Also correct. 318 00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:29,654 We must have father. 319 00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:32,555 Because without father, how could there be child? 320 00:20:32,591 --> 00:20:33,888 Oh, I see. 321 00:20:33,926 --> 00:20:37,919 The whole thing is still in the planning stage. 322 00:20:37,963 --> 00:20:38,930 Correct again. 323 00:20:38,964 --> 00:20:40,329 Madame would like child... 324 00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:42,890 to be brilliant and beautiful. 325 00:20:42,935 --> 00:20:46,029 Since she is beautiful, she needs man who is brilliant. 326 00:20:46,071 --> 00:20:48,005 Zo sdarovya! 327 00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:56,241 What's in it? 328 00:20:56,281 --> 00:20:57,248 What does it taste like? 329 00:20:57,282 --> 00:20:58,271 Red pepper. 330 00:20:58,317 --> 00:20:59,477 That's what's in it. 331 00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:03,112 I beg your pardon? 332 00:21:03,155 --> 00:21:05,035 Madame would like to know when you can be ready. 333 00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:06,684 - Ready? - To leave for Venice. 334 00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,022 All the arrangements have been made. 335 00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:09,960 You will spend one week there with Madame... 336 00:21:09,995 --> 00:21:10,962 This is all very flattering... 337 00:21:10,996 --> 00:21:12,486 but surely there are other men... 338 00:21:12,531 --> 00:21:13,498 better men. 339 00:21:13,532 --> 00:21:14,499 To tell truth... 340 00:21:14,533 --> 00:21:16,160 you were not the first choice. 341 00:21:16,201 --> 00:21:18,533 We considered Russian writer... Tolstoy. 342 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,595 Oh, that's more like it. The man's a genius. 343 00:21:20,639 --> 00:21:21,765 Too old. 344 00:21:21,807 --> 00:21:24,640 Then we considered philosopher... Nietzsche. 345 00:21:24,676 --> 00:21:26,143 Well, absolutely first-rate mind. 346 00:21:26,178 --> 00:21:27,440 Uh-uh, too German. 347 00:21:27,479 --> 00:21:29,879 Then we considered Tchaikovsky. 348 00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:31,883 Oh, you couldn't go wrong with Tchaikovsky. 349 00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:34,545 We could, and we did. 350 00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:37,146 It was catastrophe. 351 00:21:37,189 --> 00:21:38,156 Why? 352 00:21:38,190 --> 00:21:40,158 We don't know. 353 00:21:40,192 --> 00:21:43,161 Because Tchaikovsky... 354 00:21:43,195 --> 00:21:44,355 how shall I put it? 355 00:21:46,465 --> 00:21:49,730 Women... not his glass of tea. 356 00:21:51,003 --> 00:21:52,470 Oh, pity, that. 357 00:21:57,542 --> 00:22:00,170 Madame is very happy with her final choice. 358 00:22:00,212 --> 00:22:01,941 Madame must not be too hasty. 359 00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:03,914 She must remember that I am an Englishman. 360 00:22:03,949 --> 00:22:04,916 So? 361 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:05,917 You know what they say about us. 362 00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:07,213 If there's one thing more deplorable... 363 00:22:07,252 --> 00:22:09,186 than our cooking, it's our lovemaking. 364 00:22:09,221 --> 00:22:11,815 We are not the most romantic of people. 365 00:22:11,857 --> 00:22:12,824 Perfect. 366 00:22:12,858 --> 00:22:14,792 We don't want sentimental idiots... 367 00:22:14,826 --> 00:22:18,557 falling in love, committing suicide. 368 00:22:18,597 --> 00:22:20,394 One week in Venice with Madame... 369 00:22:20,432 --> 00:22:22,457 she goes back to St. Petersburg with baby... 370 00:22:22,501 --> 00:22:25,561 you go back to London with fiddle. 371 00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:28,534 An equitable arrangement. 372 00:22:29,908 --> 00:22:32,172 About my medical history... 373 00:22:32,210 --> 00:22:33,837 when you asked me, I neglected to mention... 374 00:22:33,879 --> 00:22:35,506 one small detail. 375 00:22:35,547 --> 00:22:37,538 There is hemophilia in my family. 376 00:22:37,582 --> 00:22:38,549 Huh? 377 00:22:38,583 --> 00:22:40,608 We're all bleeders. 378 00:22:49,094 --> 00:22:51,824 Madame says not to worry, she will not scratch you. 379 00:22:51,863 --> 00:22:53,763 Well, that's reassuring to know, but there... 380 00:22:57,235 --> 00:22:59,032 Madame says you talk too much. 381 00:22:59,071 --> 00:23:02,438 You find her attractive or no? 382 00:23:02,474 --> 00:23:04,442 Well, I... 383 00:23:04,476 --> 00:23:05,443 Oh, excuse me. 384 00:23:05,477 --> 00:23:08,071 What does "prokyzhynik" mean? 385 00:23:08,113 --> 00:23:11,048 It means you little devil. 386 00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:13,847 It does? I am? Thank you. 387 00:23:13,885 --> 00:23:15,147 I repeat question. 388 00:23:17,489 --> 00:23:20,549 You find Madame attractive or no? 389 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:24,495 Oh, I find her most attractive... 390 00:23:25,564 --> 00:23:27,191 for a woman, that is. 391 00:23:27,232 --> 00:23:28,699 Then no problem. 392 00:23:28,734 --> 00:23:30,861 Maybe a slight one. 393 00:23:30,902 --> 00:23:32,802 You see, I am not a free man. 394 00:23:33,605 --> 00:23:35,197 Not free? 395 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,468 But you are bachelor. 396 00:23:36,508 --> 00:23:39,739 A bachelor living with another bachelor... 397 00:23:39,778 --> 00:23:41,678 for the last five years. 398 00:23:43,482 --> 00:23:45,916 Five very happy years. 399 00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:51,014 What is it you are trying to tell us? 400 00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:53,115 Well, I hoped I could avoid the subject... 401 00:23:53,158 --> 00:23:56,787 but some of us, through a cruel... 402 00:23:56,828 --> 00:23:58,193 caprice of Mother Nature... 403 00:23:58,230 --> 00:23:59,822 Get to point. 404 00:23:59,865 --> 00:24:01,696 The point is that Tchaikovsky... 405 00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:03,894 is not an isolated case. 406 00:24:03,935 --> 00:24:06,665 You mean you and Dr. Watson... 407 00:24:08,807 --> 00:24:12,573 He... is your glass of tea? 408 00:24:12,611 --> 00:24:14,670 If you want to be picturesque about it. 409 00:24:22,687 --> 00:24:24,314 Tchaikovsky? 410 00:24:41,273 --> 00:24:44,299 Believe me, Madame, the loss is all mine. 411 00:24:45,143 --> 00:24:47,134 But I would rather disappoint you now... 412 00:24:47,179 --> 00:24:49,739 than disappoint you in a gondola in Venice. 413 00:24:51,516 --> 00:24:54,542 It would have been... catastrophe! 414 00:25:15,207 --> 00:25:16,174 Watson. 415 00:25:16,208 --> 00:25:17,175 Watson, are you coming? 416 00:25:17,209 --> 00:25:18,176 What is it, old boy? 417 00:25:18,210 --> 00:25:19,177 We're going home. 418 00:25:19,211 --> 00:25:22,806 Home? Not a chance. 419 00:25:22,848 --> 00:25:25,817 Not the slightest, not the remotest chance. 420 00:25:25,851 --> 00:25:27,011 Toodle-oo! 421 00:25:37,295 --> 00:25:38,557 Hey! 422 00:27:48,893 --> 00:27:50,121 Good luck. 423 00:27:52,230 --> 00:27:54,425 Just one moment. 424 00:28:00,238 --> 00:28:02,365 What's going on? 425 00:28:03,908 --> 00:28:05,432 What happened to the girls? 426 00:28:05,477 --> 00:28:07,843 Why, do you not prefer it this way? 427 00:28:07,879 --> 00:28:09,005 What way? 428 00:28:09,047 --> 00:28:11,015 Oh, you don't have to pretend. 429 00:28:11,049 --> 00:28:13,279 Mr. Holmes told us everything... 430 00:28:13,318 --> 00:28:14,945 about you and him. 431 00:28:14,986 --> 00:28:17,079 About me and him? 432 00:28:17,122 --> 00:28:19,386 Come on. No need to be bashful. 433 00:28:19,424 --> 00:28:21,551 We are not bourgeois. 434 00:28:21,593 --> 00:28:24,460 Maybe between doctors and detectives... 435 00:28:24,496 --> 00:28:26,464 is unusual, but... 436 00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:29,467 in ballet, is very usual. 437 00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:31,526 What is? 438 00:28:31,569 --> 00:28:35,335 Caprice of Mother Nature. 439 00:28:35,373 --> 00:28:38,865 Look, Cahvel and Misha... 440 00:28:38,910 --> 00:28:44,075 Boris and Demitri, and llya and Sergei. 441 00:28:44,115 --> 00:28:47,642 Sergei... half and half. 442 00:29:24,189 --> 00:29:25,349 Holmes! 443 00:29:32,864 --> 00:29:34,195 Holmes! 444 00:29:38,203 --> 00:29:39,830 There you are. 445 00:29:39,871 --> 00:29:44,035 You wretch! You rotter! 446 00:29:44,075 --> 00:29:45,633 You blackguard! 447 00:29:45,677 --> 00:29:49,169 Of all the vile, unspeakable fabrications! 448 00:29:49,214 --> 00:29:52,615 What do you have to say for yourself? 449 00:29:52,650 --> 00:29:54,948 Well, don't just sit there! 450 00:29:54,986 --> 00:29:56,146 Speak up, man! 451 00:30:04,696 --> 00:30:06,288 Holmes? 452 00:30:10,235 --> 00:30:11,532 Are you all right, Holmes? 453 00:30:13,505 --> 00:30:14,733 Holmes? 454 00:30:29,421 --> 00:30:30,854 From the sound of your footsteps... 455 00:30:30,889 --> 00:30:34,154 I gathered that you were not in a particularly amiable mood. 456 00:30:36,261 --> 00:30:39,594 How... how could you... 457 00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:42,395 invent such a dastardly lie? 458 00:30:42,434 --> 00:30:44,800 What the deuce were you thinking of? 459 00:30:49,007 --> 00:30:53,068 Watson, you have my most abject apologies. 460 00:30:53,111 --> 00:30:55,671 But have you ever been cornered by a madwoman? 461 00:30:55,713 --> 00:30:57,578 It seemed like the only way to get out of it... 462 00:30:57,615 --> 00:30:59,776 without hurting her feelings. 463 00:30:59,818 --> 00:31:01,581 And what about my feelings... 464 00:31:01,619 --> 00:31:03,246 and my reputation? 465 00:31:03,288 --> 00:31:05,756 You realize the gravity of what you've done... 466 00:31:05,790 --> 00:31:06,984 the possible repercussions? 467 00:31:07,025 --> 00:31:08,424 So there'll be a little gossip about you... 468 00:31:08,460 --> 00:31:09,518 in St. Petersburg. 469 00:31:09,561 --> 00:31:11,688 These things spread like wildfire. 470 00:31:11,729 --> 00:31:14,357 I can just hear those malicious whispers... 471 00:31:14,399 --> 00:31:15,696 behind my back. 472 00:31:15,733 --> 00:31:18,361 I'll never be able to show my face in polite society. 473 00:31:18,403 --> 00:31:21,201 And if it ever got back to my old regiment... 474 00:31:21,239 --> 00:31:24,675 you don't know the Fifth Northumberland Fusioneers. 475 00:31:24,709 --> 00:31:26,939 They'll strike me off the rolls. 476 00:31:26,978 --> 00:31:28,639 They'll cut off my pension! 477 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,648 Watson, you're running amuck. 478 00:31:30,682 --> 00:31:34,083 Dishonored, disgraced, ostracized... 479 00:31:36,254 --> 00:31:37,516 What am I to do? 480 00:31:38,389 --> 00:31:40,914 Well, for one thing, I'd get rid of that flower. 481 00:31:45,597 --> 00:31:47,394 Oh, you may think this is funny... 482 00:31:47,432 --> 00:31:49,229 but we're both in the same boat. 483 00:31:49,267 --> 00:31:51,462 We must take desperate measures. 484 00:31:51,503 --> 00:31:53,630 We must stop this talk! 485 00:31:55,306 --> 00:31:57,240 Maybe if we got married. 486 00:31:57,275 --> 00:31:59,505 Then they'd really talk. 487 00:32:02,113 --> 00:32:03,910 Obviously, we cannot continue... 488 00:32:03,948 --> 00:32:05,916 to live under the same roof. 489 00:32:05,950 --> 00:32:07,679 We must move apart. 490 00:32:07,719 --> 00:32:09,016 Of course... 491 00:32:09,053 --> 00:32:11,180 we can still see each other clandestinely... 492 00:32:11,222 --> 00:32:13,190 on remote benches in Hyde Park... 493 00:32:13,224 --> 00:32:15,055 and in the waiting rooms... 494 00:32:15,093 --> 00:32:17,561 of suburban railway stations. 495 00:32:17,595 --> 00:32:19,722 This whole thing's ridiculous. 496 00:32:19,764 --> 00:32:22,028 We have nothing to hide. 497 00:32:22,066 --> 00:32:23,533 That's what I've been trying to tell you. 498 00:32:23,568 --> 00:32:26,230 Let somebody start a rumor, just one ugly word. 499 00:32:26,271 --> 00:32:27,704 We'll sue them for slander. 500 00:32:27,739 --> 00:32:29,036 No one would dare. 501 00:32:29,073 --> 00:32:31,701 After all, you have an enviable record with the fair sex. 502 00:32:31,743 --> 00:32:32,710 Damn right. 503 00:32:32,744 --> 00:32:34,871 I can get women from three continents... 504 00:32:34,913 --> 00:32:36,039 to testify for me... 505 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,638 and you can get women to vouch for you, too... 506 00:32:37,682 --> 00:32:39,047 can't you, Holmes? 507 00:32:46,424 --> 00:32:48,016 Can you, Holmes? 508 00:32:49,928 --> 00:32:51,156 Good night, Watson. 509 00:32:53,264 --> 00:32:54,424 Holmes. 510 00:32:56,467 --> 00:32:58,162 Let me ask you a question. 511 00:32:58,202 --> 00:33:00,898 I hope I'm not being presumptuous... 512 00:33:00,939 --> 00:33:03,635 but there have been women in your life? 513 00:33:03,675 --> 00:33:06,371 The answer is yes... 514 00:33:08,646 --> 00:33:11,376 you're being presumptuous. 515 00:33:16,554 --> 00:33:17,748 Good night. 516 00:33:20,558 --> 00:33:21,889 Holmes. 517 00:33:32,003 --> 00:33:35,962 What indeed was his attitude towards women? 518 00:33:36,007 --> 00:33:39,067 Was there some secret he was holding back... 519 00:33:39,110 --> 00:33:41,670 or was he just a thinking machine... 520 00:33:41,713 --> 00:33:43,977 incapable of any emotion? 521 00:33:44,015 --> 00:33:45,915 I was not to get the answer... 522 00:33:45,950 --> 00:33:48,578 until we became involved in what I considered to be... 523 00:33:48,620 --> 00:33:52,613 the most outrageous case in all our years together. 524 00:34:20,585 --> 00:34:22,246 Were you expecting someone? 525 00:34:22,286 --> 00:34:23,480 Not at this hour. 526 00:34:26,924 --> 00:34:29,256 Maybe Mrs. Hudson is entertaining. 527 00:34:29,293 --> 00:34:31,124 I never found her so. 528 00:34:39,404 --> 00:34:40,393 I don't know nothing about it. 529 00:34:40,438 --> 00:34:42,668 Then I'd like to speak to the master. 530 00:34:42,707 --> 00:34:43,867 Well, I think he's in bed. 531 00:34:43,908 --> 00:34:45,205 It's important. 532 00:34:45,243 --> 00:34:46,642 What is it, Mrs. Hudson? 533 00:34:46,678 --> 00:34:49,738 There's a cabby here, says you owe him two and six. 534 00:34:49,781 --> 00:34:51,078 For what? 535 00:34:51,115 --> 00:34:52,742 For the fare, governor. 536 00:34:52,784 --> 00:34:54,843 The young lady don't have no money. 537 00:34:54,886 --> 00:34:56,148 What young lady? 538 00:34:56,187 --> 00:34:57,552 This one. 539 00:35:06,130 --> 00:35:09,258 Well, what have we here? 540 00:35:10,802 --> 00:35:12,133 Who are you, miss? 541 00:35:14,272 --> 00:35:15,830 What happened to you? 542 00:35:26,451 --> 00:35:27,941 I don't know. 543 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,815 That's all she keeps saying: 544 00:35:30,855 --> 00:35:32,789 "I don't know. I don't know." 545 00:35:36,761 --> 00:35:37,955 Where did she come from? 546 00:35:37,995 --> 00:35:39,257 From the river. 547 00:35:39,297 --> 00:35:40,764 I was driving down the embankment... 548 00:35:40,798 --> 00:35:42,425 just below Westminster Bridge... 549 00:35:42,467 --> 00:35:45,698 and there she was in the water, drowning. 550 00:35:45,737 --> 00:35:47,534 Wasn't easy, governor... 551 00:35:47,572 --> 00:35:51,599 what with the cold water and her fighting me. 552 00:35:51,642 --> 00:35:53,576 Why did you bring her here? 553 00:35:53,611 --> 00:35:58,548 Because I found this in her hand. 554 00:35:58,583 --> 00:36:01,108 "221-B Baker Street." 555 00:36:01,152 --> 00:36:02,642 That's right, isn't it? 556 00:36:02,687 --> 00:36:05,383 Young lady, what did you want at this address? 557 00:36:08,259 --> 00:36:10,159 I do not remember. 558 00:36:11,896 --> 00:36:13,989 Rather perplexing, wouldn't you say? 559 00:36:14,599 --> 00:36:16,157 Rather. 560 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,224 Well, gentlemen... 561 00:36:17,268 --> 00:36:19,896 you want her, it's two and six. 562 00:36:19,937 --> 00:36:22,405 Or shall I throw her back in the river? 563 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,170 Oh, Mr. Holmes, you can't let him do that. 564 00:36:25,209 --> 00:36:26,904 Watson, you better accept delivery. 565 00:36:29,447 --> 00:36:30,471 Keep the change. 566 00:36:30,515 --> 00:36:31,914 Thank you, governor. 567 00:36:35,453 --> 00:36:38,547 No extra charge for the use of the horse blanket. 568 00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:42,525 You're shivering, my dear. 569 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,527 Come along... 570 00:36:43,561 --> 00:36:45,122 let me get you out of those wet clothes. 571 00:37:18,429 --> 00:37:19,862 Sit here, my dear. 572 00:37:29,674 --> 00:37:32,234 She's suffering from shock and exposure. 573 00:37:44,689 --> 00:37:46,122 There was some printing on the back of this... 574 00:37:46,157 --> 00:37:48,148 but it seems to have come off in the water. 575 00:37:50,261 --> 00:37:51,285 Look at this. 576 00:37:51,329 --> 00:37:53,593 She's had a nasty blow on the head. 577 00:37:53,631 --> 00:37:55,724 Could she have hit her head when she fell... 578 00:37:55,766 --> 00:37:56,766 or jumped into the river? 579 00:37:58,502 --> 00:38:01,096 No. The blood had already coagulated. 580 00:38:01,138 --> 00:38:03,129 So, it would appear that she was the victim... 581 00:38:03,174 --> 00:38:04,937 of a deliberate attack. 582 00:38:04,976 --> 00:38:06,466 Get my bag, will you? 583 00:38:11,749 --> 00:38:13,444 Who are you? 584 00:38:13,484 --> 00:38:15,714 I'm Dr. Watson... 585 00:38:15,753 --> 00:38:17,584 and this is Sherlock Holmes. 586 00:38:17,622 --> 00:38:19,419 Oh. 587 00:38:19,457 --> 00:38:21,891 Do the names mean anything to you? 588 00:38:21,926 --> 00:38:23,723 No. 589 00:38:23,761 --> 00:38:25,160 Think. 590 00:38:27,164 --> 00:38:28,893 I'm trying. 591 00:38:28,933 --> 00:38:30,662 Can you think of your own name? 592 00:38:33,104 --> 00:38:34,571 No. 593 00:38:34,605 --> 00:38:36,698 She's obviously had a concussion... 594 00:38:36,741 --> 00:38:38,902 which often leads to temporary amnesia. 595 00:38:38,943 --> 00:38:39,910 So, all we know... 596 00:38:39,944 --> 00:38:41,411 is that she was coshed on the head... 597 00:38:41,445 --> 00:38:42,445 dumped into the Thames... 598 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,948 and subsequently dumped into our laps. 599 00:38:44,982 --> 00:38:46,677 We know a lot more than that. 600 00:38:46,717 --> 00:38:48,776 From her accent, we know she's foreign. 601 00:38:48,819 --> 00:38:50,582 From her ring, we know she's married. 602 00:38:50,621 --> 00:38:52,418 There's one other clue we have. 603 00:38:52,456 --> 00:38:53,423 Namely? 604 00:38:53,457 --> 00:38:54,515 Something I deduced... 605 00:38:54,558 --> 00:38:56,150 when I was helping her up the stairs. 606 00:38:57,528 --> 00:38:58,756 No corset. 607 00:39:01,465 --> 00:39:02,762 Good work. 608 00:39:06,704 --> 00:39:09,605 "La Femme Elegant." 609 00:39:11,242 --> 00:39:13,369 Are you French? 610 00:39:13,411 --> 00:39:15,572 Vous etes francaise? 611 00:39:17,415 --> 00:39:18,905 Non. 612 00:39:18,950 --> 00:39:21,043 Je ne suis pas francaise. 613 00:39:22,019 --> 00:39:23,646 How can she say she's not French... 614 00:39:23,688 --> 00:39:24,712 in French? 615 00:39:24,755 --> 00:39:26,586 Vous etes suisse? 616 00:39:27,692 --> 00:39:28,886 Non. 617 00:39:28,926 --> 00:39:31,258 Alors, vous etes belge? 618 00:39:33,664 --> 00:39:35,632 Je ne suis pas sur. 619 00:39:42,573 --> 00:39:45,667 Vous etes belge, de Bruxelles? 620 00:39:47,445 --> 00:39:48,605 Bruxelles. 621 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,074 Oui. 622 00:39:51,115 --> 00:39:53,083 Je pense que oui. 623 00:39:54,051 --> 00:39:55,780 Oh, dash! 624 00:39:55,820 --> 00:39:59,256 Will someone remove this violin, please? 625 00:39:59,290 --> 00:40:01,087 We just found out she's Belgian. 626 00:40:01,125 --> 00:40:02,217 Poor thing. 627 00:40:02,259 --> 00:40:03,419 From Brussels. 628 00:40:04,962 --> 00:40:06,395 If you don't mind. 629 00:40:12,303 --> 00:40:13,861 Is your name Gabrielle? 630 00:40:15,106 --> 00:40:16,266 Gabrielle? 631 00:40:16,941 --> 00:40:18,772 I don't know. 632 00:40:20,077 --> 00:40:22,477 And your husband's name is Emile? 633 00:40:23,814 --> 00:40:24,940 Emile. 634 00:40:24,982 --> 00:40:26,040 Where is he? 635 00:40:26,083 --> 00:40:28,108 What are you doing in London? 636 00:40:28,152 --> 00:40:29,949 I don't know. 637 00:40:29,987 --> 00:40:31,887 When did you arrive from Brussels? 638 00:40:31,922 --> 00:40:33,549 Where are you staying? 639 00:40:33,591 --> 00:40:35,354 I don't know! 640 00:40:35,393 --> 00:40:37,327 What happened at the river? 641 00:40:37,361 --> 00:40:38,885 Think! 642 00:40:38,929 --> 00:40:40,521 Pensez! 643 00:40:42,433 --> 00:40:43,400 That's enough, Holmes. 644 00:40:43,434 --> 00:40:44,458 I will not permit you... 645 00:40:44,502 --> 00:40:45,969 to question her in this condition. 646 00:40:47,838 --> 00:40:49,169 Here, Mrs. Hudson. 647 00:40:50,508 --> 00:40:52,703 Put her to bed, my bed. 648 00:40:52,743 --> 00:40:55,644 I'll sleep on the couch. 649 00:40:55,679 --> 00:40:57,044 Come on. 650 00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:00,842 I better give her a sleeping draught. 651 00:41:00,885 --> 00:41:01,909 Watson, I think we should arrange... 652 00:41:01,952 --> 00:41:03,783 to have her removed to a hospital. 653 00:41:03,821 --> 00:41:04,810 Under no circumstances. 654 00:41:04,855 --> 00:41:06,322 She should have medical attention. 655 00:41:06,357 --> 00:41:07,756 She can get that from me... 656 00:41:07,792 --> 00:41:10,158 but more important, she must be protected. 657 00:41:10,194 --> 00:41:11,991 There's already been one attempt on her life. 658 00:41:12,029 --> 00:41:14,520 This temporary amnesia, how temporary is it? 659 00:41:14,565 --> 00:41:16,430 It depends on the extent of her injury. 660 00:41:16,467 --> 00:41:19,163 It's like veils shrouding her memory. 661 00:41:19,203 --> 00:41:20,568 It could clear up in a few days... 662 00:41:20,604 --> 00:41:21,764 or a few weeks. 663 00:41:21,806 --> 00:41:23,865 Watson, this is a very small flat. 664 00:41:23,908 --> 00:41:25,603 We don't want to clutter it up with women. 665 00:41:25,643 --> 00:41:27,804 Holmes, we've never had a case like this. 666 00:41:27,845 --> 00:41:29,642 A woman comes to us with a problem. 667 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:30,772 We don't know who the woman is. 668 00:41:30,815 --> 00:41:32,442 We don't know what the problem is. 669 00:41:32,483 --> 00:41:33,609 Don't you find that challenging? 670 00:41:33,651 --> 00:41:34,777 Quite... 671 00:41:34,819 --> 00:41:37,481 but we can't afford to wait for these veils to lift. 672 00:41:37,521 --> 00:41:39,955 We must break through them as quickly as possible. 673 00:41:39,990 --> 00:41:41,685 You really feel it's that urgent? 674 00:41:41,725 --> 00:41:42,885 I do. 675 00:41:45,162 --> 00:41:46,857 The sooner we solve the case... 676 00:41:46,897 --> 00:41:48,694 the sooner we can get rid of her. 677 00:41:51,001 --> 00:41:52,332 Oh. 678 00:43:24,795 --> 00:43:26,126 Emile? 679 00:43:32,436 --> 00:43:34,028 Emile. 680 00:43:38,275 --> 00:43:39,674 Emile. 681 00:43:41,478 --> 00:43:43,105 Is that you, Emile? 682 00:43:47,985 --> 00:43:49,850 Yes, Gabrielle. 683 00:43:51,655 --> 00:43:53,520 Oh, Emile. 684 00:43:53,557 --> 00:43:56,526 I thought I would never find you. 685 00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:00,394 Oh. Oh, Emile. Hold me tight. 686 00:44:00,431 --> 00:44:03,958 It's been such a long time... 687 00:44:04,001 --> 00:44:05,866 so many nights. 688 00:44:07,204 --> 00:44:10,071 Do you know what I did before I left Brussels? 689 00:44:10,107 --> 00:44:11,233 What? 690 00:44:11,275 --> 00:44:14,039 I hope you're not going to be angry with me. 691 00:44:14,078 --> 00:44:16,740 I bought myself an expensive negligee. 692 00:44:16,780 --> 00:44:18,304 Did you? 693 00:44:18,349 --> 00:44:24,117 A pink negligee with marabou feathers. 694 00:44:25,389 --> 00:44:27,516 Don't you think it's a little bit foolish... 695 00:44:27,558 --> 00:44:28,923 for a married woman? 696 00:44:30,561 --> 00:44:31,926 Come on. 697 00:44:34,798 --> 00:44:36,561 Where is the negligee? 698 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,160 In my luggage. Come here. 699 00:44:40,671 --> 00:44:43,139 And where is your luggage? 700 00:44:43,173 --> 00:44:45,733 Oh, I don't know. 701 00:44:46,944 --> 00:44:50,471 Come, Emile. Come, come here. 702 00:44:50,514 --> 00:44:54,280 Please. Oh, please. Come here. 703 00:45:03,994 --> 00:45:06,019 What is it, Emile? 704 00:45:06,063 --> 00:45:07,826 What are you doing? 705 00:45:22,279 --> 00:45:23,769 Dr. Watson. 706 00:45:26,617 --> 00:45:28,585 Porridge is getting lumpy. 707 00:45:28,619 --> 00:45:29,916 Hadn't you better get up? 708 00:45:31,221 --> 00:45:34,486 I would like to very much, but... 709 00:45:34,525 --> 00:45:36,425 Mrs. Hudson, would you mind... 710 00:45:36,460 --> 00:45:38,758 planting your knee in the small of my back? 711 00:45:38,796 --> 00:45:39,854 Yes, I would. 712 00:45:39,897 --> 00:45:42,331 Please. I'm in excruciating pain. 713 00:45:43,967 --> 00:45:44,991 A bit higher... 714 00:45:45,035 --> 00:45:46,866 just below my seventh vertebra. 715 00:45:46,904 --> 00:45:48,872 That's good. Put your arms under mine. 716 00:45:48,906 --> 00:45:50,771 Now fold them behind my neck. 717 00:45:50,808 --> 00:45:52,469 Now give it a good snap. 718 00:45:53,143 --> 00:45:55,805 No. No. Show no mercy. Bear down on me. 719 00:45:59,550 --> 00:46:01,108 Bless you. 720 00:46:01,151 --> 00:46:02,482 That darn couch. 721 00:46:03,854 --> 00:46:06,322 Oh, you better see if our patient is awake. 722 00:46:13,597 --> 00:46:14,723 Dr. Watson... 723 00:46:14,765 --> 00:46:17,393 she's gone. 724 00:46:17,434 --> 00:46:18,662 Gone? 725 00:46:22,773 --> 00:46:25,139 Holmes! Holmes! 726 00:46:25,175 --> 00:46:26,938 She's gone! 727 00:46:30,948 --> 00:46:33,178 Well, I never. 728 00:46:36,854 --> 00:46:38,446 Mmm, I smell porridge. 729 00:46:38,489 --> 00:46:40,252 Lumpy as usual, I suppose. 730 00:46:40,290 --> 00:46:41,279 Ah, there you are, Holmes. 731 00:46:41,325 --> 00:46:42,917 We were just wondering how, uh... 732 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,791 We certainly were. 733 00:46:44,828 --> 00:46:46,420 Mrs. Hudson, why don't you... 734 00:46:46,463 --> 00:46:49,091 go down to the kitchen, get a towel, and wipe... 735 00:46:49,133 --> 00:46:51,226 that look of disapproval off your face. 736 00:46:53,303 --> 00:46:55,771 Liberties in my house. 737 00:46:55,806 --> 00:46:57,603 You can't really blame her. 738 00:46:57,641 --> 00:46:59,040 I mean, the way it looks. 739 00:46:59,076 --> 00:47:00,441 If I didn't know you better... 740 00:47:00,477 --> 00:47:02,968 I might suspect you'd taken advantage of the young lady. 741 00:47:03,013 --> 00:47:05,106 As a matter of fact, I did take advantage of her. 742 00:47:05,149 --> 00:47:06,616 Would you hand me the butter knife, please? 743 00:47:06,650 --> 00:47:07,878 Of course. 744 00:47:10,387 --> 00:47:11,877 You did what? 745 00:47:11,922 --> 00:47:13,219 Thank you. 746 00:47:13,257 --> 00:47:15,225 Holmes, this is reprehensible. 747 00:47:15,259 --> 00:47:17,318 Where are your professional ethics? 748 00:47:17,361 --> 00:47:19,295 Have you no sense of decency, no shame? 749 00:47:19,329 --> 00:47:21,388 None whatsoever. If you must know... 750 00:47:21,432 --> 00:47:24,026 I found her body quite rewarding. 751 00:47:25,035 --> 00:47:26,297 You cad! 752 00:47:26,336 --> 00:47:29,601 Especially the palm of her right hand. 753 00:47:31,575 --> 00:47:33,372 I'd rather not hear about it. 754 00:47:33,410 --> 00:47:34,843 Very well. Then I won't bother... 755 00:47:34,878 --> 00:47:36,812 to tell you how I traced her suitcase. 756 00:47:39,116 --> 00:47:40,413 That's her suitcase? 757 00:47:40,451 --> 00:47:42,214 Remember that piece of soggy cardboard... 758 00:47:42,252 --> 00:47:43,742 with our address on it? 759 00:47:43,787 --> 00:47:45,254 It was a luggage ticket. 760 00:47:45,289 --> 00:47:47,257 The number had rubbed off on her hand. 761 00:47:47,291 --> 00:47:49,259 And since she must've arrived from Brussels... 762 00:47:49,293 --> 00:47:51,158 by the boat train, I concluded that she had... 763 00:47:51,195 --> 00:47:53,686 checked her belongings at Victoria Station. 764 00:47:53,730 --> 00:47:55,095 By Jove, if you're right... 765 00:47:55,132 --> 00:47:57,100 we should find a clue to her identity. 766 00:47:57,134 --> 00:48:00,297 Or at least a pink negligee with marabou feathers. 767 00:48:01,638 --> 00:48:03,128 Voila. 768 00:48:03,173 --> 00:48:05,198 Well, let's see. What else is in here? 769 00:48:11,582 --> 00:48:14,551 Now we're getting somewhere. 770 00:48:14,585 --> 00:48:17,713 Oh. Who do you suppose this is? 771 00:48:26,597 --> 00:48:28,792 Good morning, Madame Valladon. 772 00:48:28,832 --> 00:48:31,300 You are Gabrielle Valladon? 773 00:48:31,335 --> 00:48:32,563 Yes. 774 00:48:32,603 --> 00:48:34,901 And this is your husband Emile Valladon. 775 00:48:34,938 --> 00:48:36,929 Yes. 776 00:48:36,974 --> 00:48:38,908 Sorry to have ransacked your valise... 777 00:48:38,942 --> 00:48:41,172 but since you came to us for help... 778 00:48:42,279 --> 00:48:43,906 Where am I? 779 00:48:43,947 --> 00:48:47,405 221-B Baker Street. 780 00:48:47,451 --> 00:48:48,645 Oh, yes. 781 00:48:49,853 --> 00:48:52,253 Which one of you is Sherlock Holmes... 782 00:48:52,289 --> 00:48:53,620 and which is Dr. Watson? 783 00:48:53,657 --> 00:48:55,420 Dr. Watson is the handsome one. 784 00:48:57,761 --> 00:49:00,161 That's the way he affects most women. 785 00:49:01,965 --> 00:49:03,933 Coffee. You want some strong coffee. 786 00:49:03,967 --> 00:49:06,527 It's all so confusing. 787 00:49:06,570 --> 00:49:08,504 Well, let's try to sort it out. 788 00:49:09,773 --> 00:49:13,038 You came to London looking for your husband, right? 789 00:49:13,076 --> 00:49:15,374 Yes. 790 00:49:15,412 --> 00:49:17,380 He's a mining engineer. 791 00:49:17,414 --> 00:49:20,383 We were married five years ago in the Congo. 792 00:49:20,417 --> 00:49:22,885 Where your husband was working in a copper mine. 793 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:23,944 How did you know? 794 00:49:23,987 --> 00:49:25,750 Your wedding ring... it's made of copper. 795 00:49:29,226 --> 00:49:33,356 Last year, he invented a new kind of air pump... 796 00:49:33,397 --> 00:49:37,333 and was hired by an English company... Jonah, Limited. 797 00:49:37,367 --> 00:49:38,561 Here we are. 798 00:49:39,937 --> 00:49:41,632 Jonah, Limited. Go on. 799 00:49:43,607 --> 00:49:45,632 We've been writing to each other regularly... 800 00:49:45,676 --> 00:49:47,610 then suddenly... 801 00:49:47,644 --> 00:49:51,080 three weeks ago, his letters stopped. 802 00:49:51,114 --> 00:49:54,242 I kept on writing, but no answer. 803 00:49:54,284 --> 00:49:58,618 So, finally I decided to go to that address. 804 00:49:59,723 --> 00:50:01,691 "32 Ashdown Street." 805 00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:07,090 Yes. It's just an empty store... 806 00:50:07,130 --> 00:50:09,291 nobody there. 807 00:50:09,333 --> 00:50:13,064 So, I tried to find Jonah, Limited. 808 00:50:13,103 --> 00:50:16,004 No such company exists. 809 00:50:16,039 --> 00:50:18,030 How decidedly odd. 810 00:50:18,075 --> 00:50:20,168 Madame Valladon, can you think of any reason... 811 00:50:20,210 --> 00:50:22,144 why your husband should've lied to you... 812 00:50:22,179 --> 00:50:24,204 about these things? 813 00:50:24,247 --> 00:50:26,442 Emile? Never. 814 00:50:26,483 --> 00:50:28,883 He loves me, and I love him. 815 00:50:28,919 --> 00:50:30,716 I gathered that much. 816 00:50:32,689 --> 00:50:34,657 I went to the police. 817 00:50:34,691 --> 00:50:35,658 They said they would... 818 00:50:35,692 --> 00:50:38,126 send out a missing persons report... 819 00:50:38,161 --> 00:50:40,959 but they didn't sound too encouraging. 820 00:50:40,998 --> 00:50:42,966 Then I went to the Belgian embassy. 821 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,969 They suggested I should consult you. 822 00:50:46,003 --> 00:50:47,971 You could've done worse. 823 00:50:48,005 --> 00:50:49,632 I was on my way here. 824 00:50:49,673 --> 00:50:53,609 Then suddenly there were footsteps behind me... 825 00:50:53,644 --> 00:50:56,010 and a hand over my mouth... 826 00:50:56,046 --> 00:50:59,948 and a smell of chloroform, and the next thing I knew... 827 00:50:59,983 --> 00:51:01,974 I was in the water. 828 00:51:02,019 --> 00:51:05,113 And then a man was wrapping me in a blanket. 829 00:51:05,155 --> 00:51:06,122 Madame Valladon... 830 00:51:06,156 --> 00:51:08,090 somebody tried to kill you last night. 831 00:51:08,125 --> 00:51:09,888 Do you have any idea who could've done it? 832 00:51:09,926 --> 00:51:12,918 I don't understand any of it. 833 00:51:12,963 --> 00:51:15,932 Oh, what does it all mean, Mr. Holmes? 834 00:51:15,966 --> 00:51:17,433 Where is my husband? 835 00:51:17,467 --> 00:51:19,264 You must help me find him. 836 00:51:19,302 --> 00:51:21,293 We'll do our best, I assure you. 837 00:51:24,474 --> 00:51:27,602 Madame Valladon, I want you to send... 838 00:51:27,644 --> 00:51:30,135 one more letter to your husband. 839 00:51:31,148 --> 00:51:33,480 To Emile Valladon... 840 00:51:35,018 --> 00:51:37,452 Ashdown Street... what was that number? 841 00:51:37,487 --> 00:51:38,818 Thirty-two. 842 00:51:39,856 --> 00:51:42,188 What do you want me to say in the letter? 843 00:51:42,225 --> 00:51:43,453 Nothing. 844 00:51:43,493 --> 00:51:44,460 Nothing? 845 00:51:44,494 --> 00:51:46,291 Holmes... 846 00:51:46,329 --> 00:51:49,093 you're sending an empty sheet of paper... 847 00:51:49,132 --> 00:51:50,292 to an empty shop? 848 00:51:50,333 --> 00:51:51,994 That empty shop is obviously being used... 849 00:51:52,035 --> 00:51:54,629 as an accommodation address or letter drop. 850 00:51:54,671 --> 00:51:57,469 But what gets dropped must be picked up. 851 00:51:57,507 --> 00:52:01,170 The question is how and by whom... 852 00:52:01,211 --> 00:52:02,508 and why? 853 00:52:36,780 --> 00:52:37,940 Hammer. 854 00:52:38,782 --> 00:52:40,044 Chisel. 855 00:53:20,590 --> 00:53:21,887 Here. 856 00:53:25,195 --> 00:53:26,594 It's so strange to think... 857 00:53:26,630 --> 00:53:30,794 I've been writing to a place like this all these months. 858 00:53:38,175 --> 00:53:40,871 Look. Canaries. 859 00:53:42,379 --> 00:53:44,040 Suppose this could've been a pet shop? 860 00:53:44,081 --> 00:53:45,844 Maybe. 861 00:53:45,882 --> 00:53:47,042 Shh. 862 00:53:49,453 --> 00:53:51,182 Here comes our letter. 863 00:54:00,230 --> 00:54:02,198 Well, now we are faced with... 864 00:54:02,232 --> 00:54:04,928 the most nerve-racking part of a detective's job... 865 00:54:04,968 --> 00:54:08,199 doing nothing... just waiting. 866 00:54:08,238 --> 00:54:09,899 - Mr. Holmes? - Mm-hmm. 867 00:54:09,940 --> 00:54:12,204 I don't know how I'm going to pay for all this. 868 00:54:12,242 --> 00:54:13,971 The purse with my money in it... 869 00:54:14,010 --> 00:54:15,705 is somewhere at the bottom of the Thames. 870 00:54:15,746 --> 00:54:16,770 It could be worse. 871 00:54:16,813 --> 00:54:18,144 You could be at the bottom of the Thames... 872 00:54:18,181 --> 00:54:21,708 much to your discomfort and much to my chagrin. 873 00:54:22,486 --> 00:54:25,011 I don't understand how anybody picks up letters here. 874 00:54:26,189 --> 00:54:28,680 There's no footprints, just tracks. 875 00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:31,993 What does it mean? 876 00:54:32,028 --> 00:54:34,997 I would surmise somebody was using ice skates... 877 00:54:35,031 --> 00:54:38,023 if it weren't for a conspicuous absence of ice. 878 00:54:44,141 --> 00:54:45,472 What do we do now? 879 00:54:45,509 --> 00:54:47,704 This way. 880 00:54:54,785 --> 00:54:56,446 Oh. 881 00:55:01,725 --> 00:55:05,024 Good morning, my pretties. 882 00:55:05,061 --> 00:55:08,030 Here's Mum with your breakfast. 883 00:55:08,064 --> 00:55:10,089 You think I'd forgotten you? 884 00:55:12,502 --> 00:55:17,030 Some of you will be going on a little trip soon. 885 00:55:17,073 --> 00:55:18,973 I hate to lose you... 886 00:55:19,009 --> 00:55:22,103 but even an old woman's got to live. 887 00:55:22,145 --> 00:55:24,739 Though you might well ask why. 888 00:55:24,781 --> 00:55:26,840 Oh. Oh! 889 00:55:26,883 --> 00:55:31,616 You never told me. We have a letter. 890 00:55:43,533 --> 00:55:44,693 Ooh! 891 00:55:56,112 --> 00:55:57,943 - Got it? - Yeah. All right. 892 00:55:57,981 --> 00:56:01,314 Come on, you old body. 893 00:56:01,351 --> 00:56:02,818 Right. I'll be taking them. 894 00:56:02,853 --> 00:56:05,185 Morning, duchess. 895 00:56:05,222 --> 00:56:06,246 Good morning. 896 00:56:06,289 --> 00:56:08,018 What have you been doing with yourself? 897 00:56:08,058 --> 00:56:09,184 What do you think? 898 00:56:09,226 --> 00:56:11,990 Taking dancing lessons. 899 00:56:13,897 --> 00:56:16,365 How many do you want this time? 900 00:56:16,399 --> 00:56:17,491 Two dozen. 901 00:56:18,935 --> 00:56:21,961 What are you doing with all those canaries? 902 00:56:22,005 --> 00:56:23,597 What's going on up there? 903 00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:26,973 Now, duchess, we don't know, and we don't want to know. 904 00:56:27,010 --> 00:56:28,272 When you work for Jonah... 905 00:56:28,311 --> 00:56:30,779 it's better not to ask questions. 906 00:56:30,814 --> 00:56:31,803 Come on. 907 00:56:31,848 --> 00:56:34,214 Six, eight, ten... get in there. 908 00:56:34,251 --> 00:56:37,948 Fourteen, seventeen... in you go. 909 00:56:37,988 --> 00:56:40,548 Twenty, twenty-four. 910 00:56:40,590 --> 00:56:42,683 How about that letter? Does that go, too? 911 00:56:42,726 --> 00:56:46,594 No. This is going to be picked up in person. 912 00:56:48,665 --> 00:56:50,030 Go on. 913 00:56:50,066 --> 00:56:51,328 Right, you got it? 914 00:56:51,368 --> 00:56:52,528 Wait. 915 00:56:53,436 --> 00:56:54,596 All right. Up. 916 00:56:55,539 --> 00:56:58,235 All right, my pretties. 917 00:56:58,275 --> 00:57:00,971 Back to sleep you go. 918 00:57:05,215 --> 00:57:06,944 Ooh! 919 00:57:28,171 --> 00:57:30,469 I really thought we were done for. 920 00:57:30,507 --> 00:57:33,135 The art of concealment, my dear Watson... 921 00:57:33,176 --> 00:57:35,474 is merely a matter of being in the right place... 922 00:57:35,512 --> 00:57:36,979 at the right time. 923 00:57:40,016 --> 00:57:42,143 Did you hear what she said? 924 00:57:42,185 --> 00:57:44,483 You really think Emile is going to pick up... 925 00:57:44,521 --> 00:57:45,488 the letter himself? 926 00:57:45,522 --> 00:57:48,582 It certainly would simplify things, wouldn't it? 927 00:57:48,625 --> 00:57:52,026 Letter drops, wheelchairs, canaries? 928 00:57:53,563 --> 00:57:55,827 And what was all that about Jonah? 929 00:57:55,865 --> 00:57:58,095 And what do you suppose they're doing up there? 930 00:57:58,134 --> 00:57:59,158 And where is up there? 931 00:57:59,202 --> 00:58:03,332 My guess would be Scotland... Inverness, to be more precise. 932 00:58:03,373 --> 00:58:04,340 Inverness? 933 00:58:04,374 --> 00:58:07,707 Didn't you notice the paper at the bottom of their cage? 934 00:58:07,744 --> 00:58:09,735 "The Inverness Courier." 935 00:58:11,214 --> 00:58:14,012 Mr. Holmes, this letter. 936 00:58:14,050 --> 00:58:15,142 What about it? 937 00:58:16,419 --> 00:58:18,944 It is addressed to you. 938 00:58:18,989 --> 00:58:20,217 To me? 939 00:58:22,325 --> 00:58:24,793 But that's impossible. We sent it ourselves. 940 00:58:24,828 --> 00:58:26,056 Nevertheless. 941 00:58:30,333 --> 00:58:31,891 "My dear Sherlock... 942 00:58:31,935 --> 00:58:34,597 "I expect you and Dr. Watson to join me at the club... 943 00:58:34,638 --> 00:58:36,606 "immediately upon receipt of this note. 944 00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:38,574 "According to my calculations... 945 00:58:38,608 --> 00:58:41,406 "that should be at 11:40 A. M. 946 00:58:41,444 --> 00:58:43,969 "Your brother Mycroft." 947 00:58:44,014 --> 00:58:46,414 What time do you make it, Watson? 948 00:58:48,685 --> 00:58:49,811 11:43. 949 00:58:49,853 --> 00:58:52,981 Either your watch is wrong or Mycroft has miscalculated... 950 00:58:53,023 --> 00:58:56,288 and knowing Mycroft, I suggest you reset your watch. 951 00:58:56,326 --> 00:58:57,725 Right. 952 00:59:10,373 --> 00:59:11,863 Holmes... 953 00:59:11,908 --> 00:59:13,341 I don't mind telling you... 954 00:59:13,376 --> 00:59:15,173 I'm a bit apprehensive about this. 955 00:59:15,211 --> 00:59:17,270 I'm rather curious myself to know what's going on... 956 00:59:17,313 --> 00:59:18,940 in that Machiavellian mind of his. 957 00:59:18,982 --> 00:59:20,950 No. I don't mean Mycroft. I mean Madame Valladon. 958 00:59:20,984 --> 00:59:22,110 Oh, don't worry. 959 00:59:22,152 --> 00:59:23,792 She'll be perfectly safe with Mrs. Hudson. 960 00:59:26,956 --> 00:59:28,389 To see Mr. Mycroft Holmes. 961 00:59:28,425 --> 00:59:29,449 Right you are, sir. 962 00:59:29,492 --> 00:59:31,790 He's expecting you in the upstairs study. 963 00:59:31,828 --> 00:59:33,489 Now, if you gentlemen will sign in. 964 00:59:33,530 --> 00:59:36,761 Surname, Christian name, address, nature of business. 965 00:59:41,171 --> 00:59:42,695 Gentlemen! 966 01:00:06,529 --> 01:00:09,498 Hmm. Jamaican, no doubt. 967 01:00:09,532 --> 01:00:15,368 Either Tropical or Golacina. I'm not quite sure. 968 01:00:24,647 --> 01:00:25,614 Come in. 969 01:00:25,648 --> 01:00:27,343 Come in, Sherlock, Dr. Watson. 970 01:00:27,383 --> 01:00:28,816 Sit down. 971 01:00:28,852 --> 01:00:31,480 You're looking very fit, both of you. 972 01:00:31,521 --> 01:00:33,045 Thank you. 973 01:00:33,089 --> 01:00:34,784 How are you, Mycroft? How's your gout? 974 01:00:34,824 --> 01:00:38,225 Under control, except for an occasional twinge. 975 01:00:38,261 --> 01:00:42,288 I've got a treat for you... very old Madeira, 1814. 976 01:00:42,332 --> 01:00:44,300 There are only six bottles left in the world. 977 01:00:44,334 --> 01:00:45,460 I've got two of them... 978 01:00:45,502 --> 01:00:46,969 and I'm negotiating for a third. 979 01:00:47,003 --> 01:00:48,436 If you don't mind my saying so... 980 01:00:48,471 --> 01:00:51,099 anybody who's susceptible to gout shouldn't be... 981 01:00:51,141 --> 01:00:52,540 The last doctor who warned me about that... 982 01:00:52,575 --> 01:00:54,543 was crossing Picadilly, slipped on an orange peel... 983 01:00:54,577 --> 01:00:56,017 and was run over by a delivery van... 984 01:00:56,045 --> 01:00:57,478 from Fortnum and Mason. 985 01:00:57,514 --> 01:00:58,811 To your very good health. 986 01:00:58,848 --> 01:01:01,476 Why are you wasting this precious stuff on us? 987 01:01:01,518 --> 01:01:04,316 I see you so rarely. How long has it been? 988 01:01:04,354 --> 01:01:07,323 Not since the, uh, case of the Greek interpreter. 989 01:01:07,357 --> 01:01:08,654 Isn't it ridiculous? 990 01:01:08,691 --> 01:01:10,659 Two brothers, living in the same town. 991 01:01:10,693 --> 01:01:13,218 Same town, perhaps, but not in the same world. 992 01:01:14,531 --> 01:01:16,362 This is superb. 993 01:01:16,399 --> 01:01:17,661 How old did you say it was? 994 01:01:17,700 --> 01:01:21,033 1814. One year before Waterloo. 995 01:01:21,070 --> 01:01:24,164 One year before Waterloo! 996 01:01:24,207 --> 01:01:25,435 Think of that! 997 01:01:25,475 --> 01:01:28,774 You do know where Waterloo is, don't you, Doctor? 998 01:01:28,812 --> 01:01:31,906 Why, it's... 999 01:01:31,948 --> 01:01:33,279 It's in Belgium, isn't it? 1000 01:01:34,484 --> 01:01:35,951 Quite. 1001 01:01:35,985 --> 01:01:37,612 And speaking of Belgium... 1002 01:01:37,654 --> 01:01:39,281 it has come to my attention... 1003 01:01:39,322 --> 01:01:40,789 that you are interested in the whereabouts... 1004 01:01:40,824 --> 01:01:42,291 of a certain engineer. 1005 01:01:42,325 --> 01:01:43,622 Yes, I am. 1006 01:01:43,660 --> 01:01:45,787 Well, I can save you a lot of trouble. 1007 01:01:45,829 --> 01:01:47,956 I'd be grateful for any suggestion. 1008 01:01:47,997 --> 01:01:50,625 My suggestion is that you pursue it no further. 1009 01:01:50,667 --> 01:01:52,635 For any particular reason? 1010 01:01:52,669 --> 01:01:54,967 Because it involves the national security. 1011 01:01:55,004 --> 01:01:56,801 We are handling the matter ourselves. 1012 01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:58,307 We? Who's we? 1013 01:01:58,341 --> 01:01:59,968 The Diogenes Club, of course. 1014 01:02:00,009 --> 01:02:00,976 I didn't say that. 1015 01:02:01,010 --> 01:02:02,102 I've always suspected... 1016 01:02:02,145 --> 01:02:03,806 there was some kind of underground connection... 1017 01:02:03,847 --> 01:02:04,973 between this stodgy... 1018 01:02:05,014 --> 01:02:07,312 and seemingly calcified establishment... 1019 01:02:07,350 --> 01:02:08,817 and the Foreign Office in Whitehall. 1020 01:02:08,852 --> 01:02:10,319 That is neither here nor there. 1021 01:02:10,353 --> 01:02:13,117 It seems to me the Diogenes Club is here, there, and everywhere. 1022 01:02:13,156 --> 01:02:15,249 When there are rumblings of revolt in the Sudan... 1023 01:02:15,291 --> 01:02:17,589 an expedition subsidized by your club... 1024 01:02:17,627 --> 01:02:20,118 conveniently shows up to study the source of the Nile. 1025 01:02:20,163 --> 01:02:22,324 When there's trouble along the Indian frontier... 1026 01:02:22,365 --> 01:02:24,526 some of your fellow members pop up in the Himalayas... 1027 01:02:24,567 --> 01:02:27,092 allegedly looking for the Abominable Snowman. 1028 01:02:31,007 --> 01:02:33,134 What a vivid imagination my brother has. 1029 01:02:33,176 --> 01:02:34,507 At the age of five... 1030 01:02:34,544 --> 01:02:36,136 by carefully observing a neighbor's house... 1031 01:02:36,179 --> 01:02:37,510 he deduced that babies were brought... 1032 01:02:37,547 --> 01:02:39,515 not by the stork but by the midwife... 1033 01:02:39,549 --> 01:02:40,846 in her satchel. 1034 01:02:40,884 --> 01:02:43,045 As good an explanation as any. 1035 01:02:46,723 --> 01:02:47,849 Yes, Wiggins? 1036 01:02:47,891 --> 01:02:49,518 An immediate answer is requested, sir. 1037 01:02:49,559 --> 01:02:50,719 Oh, yes. 1038 01:02:58,568 --> 01:03:00,536 Tell them that the three boxes go to Glennahurich... 1039 01:03:00,570 --> 01:03:02,367 and the red runner goes to the castle. 1040 01:03:02,405 --> 01:03:03,685 The three boxes to Glennahurich. 1041 01:03:03,706 --> 01:03:06,197 The red runner to the castle. Very good, sir. 1042 01:03:15,351 --> 01:03:17,979 Why don't you crumple it up and swallow it... 1043 01:03:18,021 --> 01:03:19,113 just to make sure? 1044 01:03:19,155 --> 01:03:21,646 My dear Sherlock, there are certain affairs... 1045 01:03:21,691 --> 01:03:23,591 that do not come within the province... 1046 01:03:23,626 --> 01:03:25,651 of the private detective. 1047 01:03:25,695 --> 01:03:27,492 They have to be dealt with... 1048 01:03:27,530 --> 01:03:29,555 on an altogether different level. 1049 01:03:29,599 --> 01:03:30,827 In other words... 1050 01:03:30,867 --> 01:03:32,892 you want me to stay within my limits. 1051 01:03:32,936 --> 01:03:34,062 I do, indeed. 1052 01:03:34,103 --> 01:03:35,195 And speaking of limits... 1053 01:03:35,238 --> 01:03:37,763 what, exactly, is "Jonah, Limited"? 1054 01:03:38,508 --> 01:03:40,066 Sherlock, when I said drop this case... 1055 01:03:40,109 --> 01:03:41,440 it was not merely a suggestion. 1056 01:03:41,477 --> 01:03:42,842 It was an order. 1057 01:03:42,879 --> 01:03:44,005 By whose authority? 1058 01:03:44,047 --> 01:03:45,674 By the authority of Her Majesty's government. 1059 01:03:45,715 --> 01:03:47,842 I hope I have made myself clear. 1060 01:03:50,553 --> 01:03:51,850 Perfectly. 1061 01:03:51,888 --> 01:03:54,379 And now if you'll excuse me, gentlemen... 1062 01:03:55,892 --> 01:03:56,859 Good-bye, sir. 1063 01:03:56,893 --> 01:03:58,383 A pleasure, as always. 1064 01:04:02,031 --> 01:04:03,965 Just a minute. 1065 01:04:05,902 --> 01:04:09,235 You forgot your... "tool kit." 1066 01:04:21,517 --> 01:04:22,882 You will be gentle, won't you... 1067 01:04:22,919 --> 01:04:24,318 when you tell her you're dropping the case? 1068 01:04:24,354 --> 01:04:25,844 Watson, what does the word Glennahurich... 1069 01:04:25,888 --> 01:04:27,116 suggest to you? 1070 01:04:27,156 --> 01:04:28,123 Absolutely nothing. 1071 01:04:28,157 --> 01:04:29,283 - It's Scottish. - Is it? 1072 01:04:29,325 --> 01:04:31,987 And like all Scottish names, it's really a word picture. 1073 01:04:32,028 --> 01:04:35,327 Glen means "valley," na means "of the"... 1074 01:04:35,365 --> 01:04:37,663 and hurich, if memory serves me... 1075 01:04:37,700 --> 01:04:39,133 means "yew tree." 1076 01:04:39,168 --> 01:04:41,329 You're just trying to impress me. 1077 01:04:41,371 --> 01:04:45,398 So, the three boxes go to the valley of the yew tree. 1078 01:04:58,421 --> 01:05:00,981 And I'll be in Scotland before... 1079 01:05:01,024 --> 01:05:02,685 You are dropping the case, aren't you, Holmes? 1080 01:05:02,725 --> 01:05:03,885 Open that door. 1081 01:05:11,801 --> 01:05:12,961 Don't shoot, Mrs. Hudson. 1082 01:05:13,002 --> 01:05:15,368 You're liable to lose two excellent tenants. 1083 01:05:15,405 --> 01:05:17,168 Oh, at last. 1084 01:05:17,206 --> 01:05:19,970 It's been a ghastly experience. 1085 01:05:20,009 --> 01:05:21,306 Why? What's happened? 1086 01:05:21,344 --> 01:05:22,811 Did you ever try doing embroidery... 1087 01:05:22,845 --> 01:05:24,312 with a gun in your hand? 1088 01:05:24,347 --> 01:05:26,781 You'll be relieved to know it was not loaded. 1089 01:05:30,153 --> 01:05:33,122 Holmes, are you planning to disobey Mycroft's orders? 1090 01:05:33,156 --> 01:05:34,987 He's not just your brother, you know. 1091 01:05:35,024 --> 01:05:37,686 You'll be defying Her Majesty's government. 1092 01:05:39,695 --> 01:05:42,357 Any news? Did you find out anything? 1093 01:05:44,534 --> 01:05:47,059 Let's just say I know what the next step will be. 1094 01:05:47,103 --> 01:05:48,070 Yes? 1095 01:05:48,104 --> 01:05:49,128 I want you to pack your things. 1096 01:05:49,172 --> 01:05:50,503 Where are we going? 1097 01:05:50,540 --> 01:05:51,837 Holmes, let me caution you... 1098 01:05:51,874 --> 01:05:53,865 At 7:30 this evening, Dr. Watson and I... 1099 01:05:53,910 --> 01:05:55,810 are going to take you to Victoria Station... 1100 01:05:55,845 --> 01:05:57,506 and put you on the boat train. 1101 01:05:57,547 --> 01:05:58,673 The boat train? 1102 01:05:58,714 --> 01:05:59,840 Oh, that's better. 1103 01:05:59,882 --> 01:06:01,816 You're sending me back to Brussels... 1104 01:06:01,851 --> 01:06:02,840 is that it? 1105 01:06:02,885 --> 01:06:04,147 Madame Valladon, you must understand... 1106 01:06:04,187 --> 01:06:05,677 I came here to find my husband. 1107 01:06:05,721 --> 01:06:07,154 You were going to help me. 1108 01:06:07,190 --> 01:06:09,522 Yes, my dear, but circumstances have changed. 1109 01:06:09,559 --> 01:06:11,652 The great detective. 1110 01:06:12,795 --> 01:06:14,956 Maybe this case is too small for you. 1111 01:06:14,997 --> 01:06:15,964 On the contrary... 1112 01:06:15,998 --> 01:06:17,488 it's being handled on a much higher... 1113 01:06:17,533 --> 01:06:19,000 I won't go back to Brussels! 1114 01:06:19,035 --> 01:06:21,026 Maybe you're giving up, but I am not. 1115 01:06:21,070 --> 01:06:23,038 I'm going to go on looking for him... 1116 01:06:23,072 --> 01:06:24,630 and nobody's going to stop me! 1117 01:06:24,674 --> 01:06:26,335 Even if they try to kill me! 1118 01:06:26,375 --> 01:06:28,309 Are you quite finished? 1119 01:06:29,078 --> 01:06:30,568 If you recall, what I said was that... 1120 01:06:30,613 --> 01:06:32,376 we were going to put you on the boat train. 1121 01:06:32,415 --> 01:06:34,508 I didn't say you were going to stay on it. 1122 01:06:34,550 --> 01:06:35,517 She's not? 1123 01:06:35,551 --> 01:06:37,519 At 7:30, Mr. Holmes and Dr. Watson... 1124 01:06:37,553 --> 01:06:39,851 will be seen waving good-bye to Madame Valladon... 1125 01:06:39,889 --> 01:06:41,015 at Victoria Station. 1126 01:06:41,057 --> 01:06:44,458 At 8:12, Mr. and Mrs. Ashdown... 1127 01:06:44,494 --> 01:06:47,088 accompanied by their valet John... 1128 01:06:47,130 --> 01:06:48,688 will appear at Euston Station... 1129 01:06:48,731 --> 01:06:51,256 and board the Highland Express to Inverness. 1130 01:06:51,300 --> 01:06:54,292 Mister and missis. 1131 01:06:54,337 --> 01:06:55,497 Thank you. 1132 01:06:56,839 --> 01:06:58,534 I'm sorry for what I said. 1133 01:06:59,909 --> 01:07:01,171 That's not necessary. 1134 01:07:02,712 --> 01:07:04,612 I'll go and pack. 1135 01:07:05,414 --> 01:07:07,678 Maybe I should do it, since I'm the valet. 1136 01:07:07,717 --> 01:07:09,344 Holmes, exactly what are you up to? 1137 01:07:09,385 --> 01:07:11,683 As you like to put it in your chronicles... 1138 01:07:11,721 --> 01:07:13,018 the game is afoot! 1139 01:07:13,055 --> 01:07:14,147 But what game? 1140 01:07:14,190 --> 01:07:16,852 Are you really that interested in the Belgian engineer? 1141 01:07:16,893 --> 01:07:19,862 Or is it the wife of the Belgian engineer? 1142 01:07:25,668 --> 01:07:27,795 You don't like me very much, do you? 1143 01:07:27,837 --> 01:07:30,465 Nothing of the sort. Quite the opposite... 1144 01:07:30,506 --> 01:07:33,339 but there's more to this case than meets the eye. 1145 01:07:35,511 --> 01:07:36,739 Looking for something? 1146 01:07:39,248 --> 01:07:40,977 Yes. My other glove. 1147 01:07:41,817 --> 01:07:42,977 Let me help you. 1148 01:07:55,031 --> 01:07:56,293 Here it is. 1149 01:07:58,701 --> 01:07:59,998 Thank you. 1150 01:08:34,837 --> 01:08:36,668 All right. You can look now. 1151 01:08:39,342 --> 01:08:41,469 Am I embarrassing you, Mr. Holmes? 1152 01:08:41,510 --> 01:08:43,307 Not at all. Would it surprise you... 1153 01:08:43,346 --> 01:08:46,713 if I told you I once spent a night with 121 women? 1154 01:08:46,749 --> 01:08:47,716 Oh? 1155 01:08:47,750 --> 01:08:51,186 A very interesting case... in a harem in Constantinople. 1156 01:09:00,029 --> 01:09:02,998 Oh! I'm... sorry, Father. 1157 01:09:03,032 --> 01:09:06,365 I mean, Friar. Or is it Abbot? 1158 01:09:15,711 --> 01:09:17,611 Going to Scotland, you gentlemen? 1159 01:09:17,647 --> 01:09:18,807 So are we. 1160 01:09:26,322 --> 01:09:27,619 I'm a valet. 1161 01:09:27,657 --> 01:09:31,616 My master and mistress and I are on our way to Inverness. 1162 01:09:31,661 --> 01:09:34,391 Ever been there? Beautiful country. 1163 01:09:36,632 --> 01:09:37,599 Oh, forgive me. 1164 01:09:37,633 --> 01:09:40,932 You must be one of those orders that's taken the vow of silence? 1165 01:09:40,970 --> 01:09:42,699 Trappists, I think you're called. 1166 01:09:51,347 --> 01:09:53,008 I see you're reading "The Book of Jonah." 1167 01:09:53,049 --> 01:09:55,916 Funny. We were just talking about Jonah this morning. 1168 01:09:58,587 --> 01:09:59,747 Never mind. 1169 01:10:10,232 --> 01:10:14,191 Hmm..."Women are never to be entirely trusted... 1170 01:10:14,236 --> 01:10:16,397 "not the best of them." 1171 01:10:16,439 --> 01:10:17,497 What did you say? 1172 01:10:17,540 --> 01:10:18,734 I didn't say it. 1173 01:10:18,774 --> 01:10:21,334 You did, according to Dr. Watson. 1174 01:10:21,377 --> 01:10:24,710 He gave me some old copies of "Strand Magazine." 1175 01:10:24,747 --> 01:10:28,513 The good doctor is constantly putting words into my mouth. 1176 01:10:28,551 --> 01:10:30,348 Then you deny it. 1177 01:10:30,386 --> 01:10:32,354 Not at all. 1178 01:10:32,388 --> 01:10:35,516 I am not a wholehearted admirer of womankind. 1179 01:10:36,859 --> 01:10:39,157 I'm not very fond of them myself. 1180 01:10:43,566 --> 01:10:47,229 The most affectionate woman I ever knew was a murderess. 1181 01:10:47,269 --> 01:10:48,531 Oh? 1182 01:10:48,571 --> 01:10:50,539 It was one of those passionate affairs... 1183 01:10:50,573 --> 01:10:53,371 at odd hours right in my laboratory. 1184 01:10:53,409 --> 01:10:55,036 And all the time, behind my back... 1185 01:10:55,077 --> 01:10:56,544 she was stealing cyanide... 1186 01:10:56,579 --> 01:10:59,412 to sprinkle on her husband's steak and kidney pie. 1187 01:10:59,448 --> 01:11:01,279 You mustn't judge all women by... 1188 01:11:01,317 --> 01:11:02,545 Of course not. 1189 01:11:02,585 --> 01:11:04,553 Only the ones I was involved with... 1190 01:11:04,587 --> 01:11:06,452 and I don't just mean professionally. 1191 01:11:06,489 --> 01:11:11,825 Kleptomaniacs, nymphomaniacs, pyromaniacs... 1192 01:11:12,928 --> 01:11:14,589 Take my fiancee, for instance. 1193 01:11:14,630 --> 01:11:16,188 Your... fiancee? 1194 01:11:16,232 --> 01:11:19,861 She was the daughter of my violin teacher. 1195 01:11:19,902 --> 01:11:23,531 We were engaged to be married, the invitations were out... 1196 01:11:23,572 --> 01:11:25,836 I was being fitted for a tailcoat... 1197 01:11:25,875 --> 01:11:27,843 and twenty-four hours before the wedding... 1198 01:11:27,877 --> 01:11:29,845 she died of influenza. 1199 01:11:29,879 --> 01:11:31,141 I'm sorry. 1200 01:11:31,180 --> 01:11:35,139 It just proves my contention that women are unreliable... 1201 01:11:35,184 --> 01:11:37,846 and not to be trusted. 1202 01:11:41,724 --> 01:11:43,555 Good night, Mrs. Ashdown. 1203 01:11:44,627 --> 01:11:46,595 Good night, Mr. Ashdown. 1204 01:12:06,115 --> 01:12:09,380 Sie sputen mach Inverness. Doch steigen die aus. 1205 01:12:09,418 --> 01:12:11,909 Dort mussen wir finden den Valladon. 1206 01:12:24,767 --> 01:12:26,735 I will take that. 1207 01:12:26,769 --> 01:12:29,203 Let's see now. One, two, three, four, five. 1208 01:12:29,238 --> 01:12:31,399 How do you get to Glennahurich? 1209 01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:32,566 How far is it? 1210 01:12:32,608 --> 01:12:33,905 Glennahurich... 1211 01:12:33,943 --> 01:12:36,070 You know, a valley with a yew tree. 1212 01:12:36,111 --> 01:12:38,079 It's about a mile out of the town. 1213 01:12:38,113 --> 01:12:39,910 Why do you want to go there? 1214 01:12:39,949 --> 01:12:41,750 Well, it sounds like a nice, peaceful place... 1215 01:12:41,784 --> 01:12:42,751 for a picnic. 1216 01:12:42,785 --> 01:12:44,047 It's a peaceful place, right enough... 1217 01:12:44,086 --> 01:12:45,849 but it's no place for a picnic. 1218 01:12:45,888 --> 01:12:46,855 Why not? 1219 01:12:46,889 --> 01:12:48,151 Because it's a cemetery. 1220 01:13:24,393 --> 01:13:27,419 The three boxes! Is that it, Holmes? 1221 01:13:27,463 --> 01:13:29,260 I would think so. 1222 01:13:29,298 --> 01:13:34,031 The two small ones... they must be children's coffins. 1223 01:13:50,786 --> 01:13:56,418 Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 1224 01:13:56,458 --> 01:13:58,221 In sure and certain hope... 1225 01:13:58,260 --> 01:14:00,592 of the Resurrection to eternal life... 1226 01:14:00,629 --> 01:14:03,120 through our Lord Jesus Christ. 1227 01:14:03,165 --> 01:14:05,292 The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ... 1228 01:14:05,334 --> 01:14:07,768 and the love of God... 1229 01:14:07,803 --> 01:14:10,101 and the Communion of the Holy Spirit... 1230 01:14:10,139 --> 01:14:11,868 be with us all. 1231 01:14:11,907 --> 01:14:13,067 Amen. 1232 01:14:32,227 --> 01:14:33,956 It's so sad. 1233 01:14:33,996 --> 01:14:36,294 Sad and rather odd. 1234 01:14:36,332 --> 01:14:39,790 There were no flowers and no mourners. 1235 01:14:53,015 --> 01:14:54,573 Good morning. 1236 01:14:54,617 --> 01:14:55,777 Morning. 1237 01:14:57,920 --> 01:14:59,217 Working you hard, dad? 1238 01:14:59,254 --> 01:15:01,119 No, not really. 1239 01:15:01,156 --> 01:15:02,555 You see, this is healthy country. 1240 01:15:02,591 --> 01:15:05,719 Sometimes, you sit around for weeks with nothing to do. 1241 01:15:05,761 --> 01:15:07,353 Then you get three in one day. 1242 01:15:07,396 --> 01:15:08,454 What happened? 1243 01:15:08,497 --> 01:15:10,226 An accident, aye. 1244 01:15:10,265 --> 01:15:12,426 A father and two sons, they say. 1245 01:15:12,468 --> 01:15:14,527 They were found floating in the loch. 1246 01:15:14,570 --> 01:15:15,628 Local people? 1247 01:15:15,671 --> 01:15:18,105 No, no. No one around here knows 'em. 1248 01:15:18,140 --> 01:15:20,700 The story is their boat capsized in a swell... 1249 01:15:20,743 --> 01:15:22,711 but I don't believe it. 1250 01:15:22,745 --> 01:15:24,372 What do you believe? 1251 01:15:24,413 --> 01:15:26,381 Well, you may think I'm an old fool... 1252 01:15:26,415 --> 01:15:28,383 an old drunk, but... 1253 01:15:28,417 --> 01:15:31,944 I've been living around Loch Ness all me life. 1254 01:15:33,222 --> 01:15:36,055 Are you trying to tell us it was the monster? 1255 01:15:36,091 --> 01:15:37,456 Damn right. 1256 01:15:37,493 --> 01:15:39,085 MacLaren saw the kids' faces... 1257 01:15:39,128 --> 01:15:40,720 when they were pulled out of the water. 1258 01:15:40,763 --> 01:15:42,663 Looked just like old men. 1259 01:15:42,698 --> 01:15:44,563 They must've died of fright. 1260 01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:45,567 That's incredible. 1261 01:15:45,601 --> 01:15:47,034 Is it? 1262 01:15:47,069 --> 01:15:48,900 Last Easter Sunday, the wife and me... 1263 01:15:48,937 --> 01:15:52,134 on our way to services, when suddenly... 1264 01:15:53,175 --> 01:15:54,938 Ah, what's the use? 1265 01:15:56,245 --> 01:15:57,439 Here you are, dad. 1266 01:15:59,848 --> 01:16:01,509 Thank you. Thank you. 1267 01:16:01,550 --> 01:16:03,017 You seem like nice people. 1268 01:16:03,052 --> 01:16:04,952 If you're wanting a holiday in Scotland... 1269 01:16:04,987 --> 01:16:07,217 go to Loch Lomond, go to Holy Loch... 1270 01:16:07,256 --> 01:16:10,248 but stay away from Loch Ness. 1271 01:16:14,930 --> 01:16:17,228 To think that people still believe in that nonsense. 1272 01:16:17,266 --> 01:16:19,791 I mean, here we are, living in the nineteenth century. 1273 01:16:19,835 --> 01:16:21,666 I'm ashamed to admit it, but I was relieved... 1274 01:16:21,704 --> 01:16:23,831 when he mentioned a father and two boys. 1275 01:16:23,872 --> 01:16:26,397 It couldn't have anything to do with Emile. 1276 01:16:26,442 --> 01:16:27,568 It would appear not. 1277 01:16:27,609 --> 01:16:30,271 However, there still remains the clue of the castle... 1278 01:16:30,312 --> 01:16:32,371 and the red runner, whoever he may be. 1279 01:17:03,846 --> 01:17:06,280 If they're unidentified graves... 1280 01:17:06,315 --> 01:17:08,146 why are those boys bringing flowers? 1281 01:17:08,183 --> 01:17:10,378 Because it's their brothers who have just been buried. 1282 01:17:10,419 --> 01:17:11,408 Their brothers? 1283 01:17:11,453 --> 01:17:12,750 And they're not boys. 1284 01:17:12,788 --> 01:17:14,915 They're as tall as they'll ever grow. 1285 01:17:14,957 --> 01:17:16,219 Hand me some pebbles. 1286 01:17:16,258 --> 01:17:17,350 Pebbles? 1287 01:17:20,863 --> 01:17:23,024 Take a look at their faces. 1288 01:17:38,413 --> 01:17:42,873 They are... how do you call them in English? 1289 01:17:42,918 --> 01:17:44,351 Midgets. 1290 01:17:45,821 --> 01:17:48,153 Boys with the faces of old men. 1291 01:17:48,190 --> 01:17:49,657 I still don't see... 1292 01:17:49,691 --> 01:17:52,592 Would it help if I told you they were acrobats? 1293 01:17:53,529 --> 01:17:54,496 Not at all. 1294 01:17:54,530 --> 01:17:56,157 Do you remember a tumbling act... 1295 01:17:56,198 --> 01:17:58,564 six brothers missing from the circus? 1296 01:17:59,802 --> 01:18:01,702 That case you turned down. 1297 01:18:01,737 --> 01:18:03,034 I completely forgot. 1298 01:18:03,071 --> 01:18:06,199 Some of us are cursed with memories like flypaper... 1299 01:18:06,241 --> 01:18:08,038 and stuck there is a staggering amount... 1300 01:18:08,076 --> 01:18:12,069 of miscellaneous data, mostly useless. 1301 01:18:29,398 --> 01:18:33,357 Mr. Holmes... if those are not children, then... 1302 01:18:33,402 --> 01:18:34,562 Quite. 1303 01:18:35,571 --> 01:18:38,904 The question now is, who's in the third grave? 1304 01:19:14,543 --> 01:19:16,534 Holmes! She's fainted! 1305 01:19:19,481 --> 01:19:21,278 Hand me that lantern. 1306 01:19:22,718 --> 01:19:24,811 It is Valladon, isn't it? 1307 01:19:25,921 --> 01:19:29,618 Obviously... but what is not so obvious... 1308 01:19:29,658 --> 01:19:33,287 is why his wedding ring has turned green... 1309 01:19:33,328 --> 01:19:36,957 and why there are three dead canaries in the coffin. 1310 01:19:38,634 --> 01:19:40,898 White canaries. 1311 01:20:19,441 --> 01:20:21,500 You've a lovely view of the loch from here... 1312 01:20:21,543 --> 01:20:23,841 as soon as the morning mist rolls away. 1313 01:20:23,879 --> 01:20:26,507 If you have a mind to do any sightseeing... 1314 01:20:26,548 --> 01:20:29,984 here's a guide to all the local points of interest. 1315 01:20:30,018 --> 01:20:31,246 Thank you. 1316 01:20:32,220 --> 01:20:34,745 This way, please. I'll show you to your room. 1317 01:20:37,659 --> 01:20:39,957 I suppose you're putting me in the basement. 1318 01:20:39,995 --> 01:20:42,293 No, your room's in the attic. 1319 01:20:42,331 --> 01:20:43,389 Good. 1320 01:20:43,432 --> 01:20:45,059 It's the privy that's in the basement. 1321 01:20:46,068 --> 01:20:47,228 Oh. 1322 01:20:57,279 --> 01:20:59,509 May I have your wedding ring, please? 1323 01:21:25,407 --> 01:21:26,999 Just as I thought... 1324 01:21:27,042 --> 01:21:29,340 there is a distinct difference in color... 1325 01:21:29,378 --> 01:21:31,676 between your ring and your husband's... 1326 01:21:31,713 --> 01:21:33,840 which leads me to believe that the cause of death... 1327 01:21:33,882 --> 01:21:36,350 was not drowning. 1328 01:21:36,385 --> 01:21:38,376 I wish you would stop that. 1329 01:21:42,724 --> 01:21:43,884 Stop it! 1330 01:21:45,727 --> 01:21:47,695 If we are to continue, if we are to find out... 1331 01:21:47,729 --> 01:21:48,923 what really happened to your husband... 1332 01:21:48,964 --> 01:21:51,159 you cannot act the grief-stricken widow. 1333 01:21:51,199 --> 01:21:54,532 I'm... I'm... sorry. 1334 01:21:56,238 --> 01:21:58,172 I know it's not easy, but you must remember... 1335 01:21:58,206 --> 01:22:00,265 we're that nice couple from London... 1336 01:22:00,308 --> 01:22:01,969 on holiday in the Highlands. 1337 01:22:04,212 --> 01:22:05,474 I'll try. 1338 01:22:08,417 --> 01:22:10,544 That's much better. 1339 01:22:10,585 --> 01:22:11,574 Thank you. 1340 01:22:14,589 --> 01:22:17,752 Now, if I may proceed without further interruptions. 1341 01:22:17,793 --> 01:22:19,192 Mr. Ashdown! 1342 01:22:24,533 --> 01:22:26,262 Holmes, I saw it. 1343 01:22:26,301 --> 01:22:28,394 I saw it from the attic window. It's out there in the lake! 1344 01:22:28,437 --> 01:22:29,961 - You saw what? - Telescope! 1345 01:22:30,005 --> 01:22:31,233 Where's the telescope? 1346 01:22:35,243 --> 01:22:36,733 What did you see? 1347 01:22:37,946 --> 01:22:39,379 The monster. 1348 01:22:39,414 --> 01:22:40,574 The monster? 1349 01:22:45,954 --> 01:22:49,822 There... there it is! 1350 01:23:02,070 --> 01:23:03,037 Look for yourself. 1351 01:23:03,071 --> 01:23:04,504 There it is there. There, there. 1352 01:23:04,539 --> 01:23:05,563 See it? 1353 01:23:06,575 --> 01:23:08,805 There. See it? 1354 01:23:08,844 --> 01:23:10,937 I see nothing. 1355 01:23:10,979 --> 01:23:12,139 Nothing? 1356 01:23:14,649 --> 01:23:15,616 It's gone. 1357 01:23:15,650 --> 01:23:17,242 Gone? Maybe it was never there. 1358 01:23:17,285 --> 01:23:19,719 Holmes, I swear to you, I saw it as clear as anything! 1359 01:23:19,754 --> 01:23:21,722 Watson, as you so succinctly put it... 1360 01:23:21,756 --> 01:23:23,317 we are living in the nineteenth century. 1361 01:23:23,358 --> 01:23:25,326 Maybe that grave digger was right... 1362 01:23:25,360 --> 01:23:27,191 the swell and the boat overturning. 1363 01:23:27,229 --> 01:23:29,356 Monsieur Valladon may have been found in the lake... 1364 01:23:29,397 --> 01:23:30,625 but he did not drown. 1365 01:23:30,665 --> 01:23:32,428 He died of asphyxiation. 1366 01:23:35,237 --> 01:23:36,534 Asphyxiation? 1367 01:23:36,571 --> 01:23:37,731 There's only one substance... 1368 01:23:37,772 --> 01:23:39,467 that can turn a copper ring green... 1369 01:23:39,508 --> 01:23:41,908 and bleach the color out of canaries... 1370 01:23:41,943 --> 01:23:42,932 chlorine gas. 1371 01:23:42,978 --> 01:23:45,208 Well, that may be, but the fact remains... 1372 01:23:45,247 --> 01:23:48,216 that I saw something out there! 1373 01:23:48,250 --> 01:23:50,445 A figment of your imagination. 1374 01:23:50,485 --> 01:23:52,715 Now let us be logical. 1375 01:23:52,754 --> 01:23:56,747 The only concrete lead we have is the reference to the castle. 1376 01:23:56,791 --> 01:24:00,750 The question is... which castle? 1377 01:24:00,795 --> 01:24:02,228 You call yourself logical? 1378 01:24:02,264 --> 01:24:05,859 You're the least logical man I know. 1379 01:24:05,901 --> 01:24:07,232 Am I? 1380 01:24:07,269 --> 01:24:10,761 How can you say it's a figment of my imagination... 1381 01:24:10,805 --> 01:24:12,773 when for years you've been saying... 1382 01:24:12,807 --> 01:24:17,176 I have no imagination whatsoever? 1383 01:26:12,093 --> 01:26:15,585 We have so far investigated eight drafty castles... 1384 01:26:15,630 --> 01:26:17,825 had our bicycles attacked by sheep... 1385 01:26:17,866 --> 01:26:20,027 and our ears assaulted by bagpipes... 1386 01:26:20,068 --> 01:26:22,036 and we are exactly where we started. 1387 01:26:22,070 --> 01:26:24,038 Would you like some more cranberry sauce, dear? 1388 01:26:24,072 --> 01:26:25,369 Yes, dear. 1389 01:26:25,407 --> 01:26:27,375 Would you pass the cranberry sauce, John? 1390 01:26:27,409 --> 01:26:28,398 Yes, dear. 1391 01:26:33,882 --> 01:26:35,008 I say there! 1392 01:26:35,050 --> 01:26:37,746 Good afternoon! Remember me? 1393 01:26:39,788 --> 01:26:41,221 There's some chaps I met on the train. 1394 01:26:41,256 --> 01:26:43,281 We had a long conversation, or rather... 1395 01:26:43,325 --> 01:26:44,553 I had a long conversation... 1396 01:26:44,592 --> 01:26:46,787 because they are not allowed to talk. 1397 01:26:46,828 --> 01:26:49,558 Trappists, you know? Just study their bibles. 1398 01:26:49,597 --> 01:26:50,597 Oh, you'll never guess... 1399 01:26:50,598 --> 01:26:52,225 what the one next to me was reading... 1400 01:26:52,267 --> 01:26:55,065 "The Book of Jonah." Isn't that odd? 1401 01:26:56,071 --> 01:26:57,231 Quite. 1402 01:27:05,613 --> 01:27:07,581 What is it, dear? What's the matter? 1403 01:27:07,615 --> 01:27:08,775 Oh, a bee! 1404 01:27:35,744 --> 01:27:36,802 Well, I don't think we have to bother... 1405 01:27:36,845 --> 01:27:37,812 with this castle. 1406 01:27:37,846 --> 01:27:39,473 It's just a pile of rubble. 1407 01:27:39,514 --> 01:27:43,575 Then why are they taking all these precautions? 1408 01:27:44,586 --> 01:27:45,848 Why, indeed? 1409 01:27:47,922 --> 01:27:49,549 - Let's go. - Go where? 1410 01:27:49,591 --> 01:27:51,388 When rebuffed at the front door... 1411 01:27:51,426 --> 01:27:54,259 one's only choice is to try the tradesman's entrance. 1412 01:28:16,151 --> 01:28:19,279 Sorry. No visitors allowed. 1413 01:28:19,320 --> 01:28:20,514 Are you the guide here? 1414 01:28:20,555 --> 01:28:22,853 Yes, but the castle is closed to the public... 1415 01:28:22,891 --> 01:28:24,153 while work is going on. 1416 01:28:24,192 --> 01:28:25,591 Oh, what are they doing? 1417 01:28:25,627 --> 01:28:27,151 It's being restored by the Society... 1418 01:28:27,195 --> 01:28:29,356 for the Preservation of Scottish Monuments. 1419 01:28:29,397 --> 01:28:30,364 Oh, that's too bad. 1420 01:28:30,398 --> 01:28:32,832 I particularly wanted my wife to see Urquhart Castle. 1421 01:28:32,867 --> 01:28:34,907 The tower is one of the most interesting examples... 1422 01:28:34,936 --> 01:28:36,369 of medieval architecture. 1423 01:28:36,404 --> 01:28:38,167 About 1400, wasn't it? 1424 01:28:38,206 --> 01:28:39,366 That's right. 1425 01:28:39,407 --> 01:28:43,400 Let me see, was it built by James ll or James lll? 1426 01:28:43,445 --> 01:28:46,175 The lll, but if you'd like to come back next year... 1427 01:28:46,214 --> 01:28:47,214 we'll be finished then... 1428 01:28:47,248 --> 01:28:48,648 and I'll be glad to show you around. 1429 01:28:49,584 --> 01:28:50,744 Thank you. 1430 01:29:10,405 --> 01:29:11,394 Pleasant sort, isn't he? 1431 01:29:11,439 --> 01:29:12,906 Pleasant, but ignorant. 1432 01:29:12,941 --> 01:29:15,739 He was off one hundred years and one James. 1433 01:29:15,777 --> 01:29:18,803 It's actually 1500 and James IV. 1434 01:29:21,382 --> 01:29:24,510 If he's an official guide, shouldn't he know? 1435 01:29:24,552 --> 01:29:26,179 If he's an official guide. 1436 01:29:29,390 --> 01:29:30,830 Listen, do you hear anything, Watson? 1437 01:29:34,062 --> 01:29:36,690 No. Those birds are making too much of a racket. 1438 01:29:36,731 --> 01:29:38,426 They're not just birds. 1439 01:29:39,567 --> 01:29:41,262 They're our old friends. 1440 01:29:56,184 --> 01:29:58,049 Sulfuric acid. 1441 01:29:58,086 --> 01:30:00,714 The more we find out, the less sense it makes. 1442 01:30:00,755 --> 01:30:03,986 To a graduate chemist, it makes a great deal of sense. 1443 01:30:04,025 --> 01:30:06,391 Sulfuric acid when exposed to salt water... 1444 01:30:06,427 --> 01:30:08,258 produces chlorine gas. 1445 01:30:11,099 --> 01:30:13,567 John, would you mind clasping your hands, please? 1446 01:30:13,601 --> 01:30:14,898 Like that? 1447 01:30:14,936 --> 01:30:17,063 No, like that. Lower. 1448 01:30:18,172 --> 01:30:19,469 Thank you. 1449 01:30:39,894 --> 01:30:42,863 That tower may be more interesting than I thought... 1450 01:30:43,965 --> 01:30:46,331 and not just architecturally. 1451 01:30:53,942 --> 01:30:57,469 Holmes... I have a feeling we're redundant here. 1452 01:31:19,934 --> 01:31:22,061 We have now observed the castle... 1453 01:31:22,103 --> 01:31:23,570 from the front, from the back... 1454 01:31:23,605 --> 01:31:25,698 from the side, from land, from water. 1455 01:31:25,740 --> 01:31:27,833 What now? Planning to spend the night out here? 1456 01:31:27,875 --> 01:31:29,035 If necessary. 1457 01:31:30,845 --> 01:31:33,040 You're gonna catch your death of cold, you know. 1458 01:31:33,848 --> 01:31:36,942 Wouldn't it be ironic if Holmes' last case... 1459 01:31:36,985 --> 01:31:38,350 were a case of pneumonia? 1460 01:31:40,755 --> 01:31:41,915 Sorry. 1461 01:31:46,995 --> 01:31:48,485 What's that? 1462 01:31:54,969 --> 01:31:56,061 Holmes! 1463 01:31:58,373 --> 01:31:59,806 There's... a... 1464 01:31:59,841 --> 01:32:01,866 Quick, Watson! After it! 1465 01:32:29,237 --> 01:32:31,171 Holmes, what are we doing? 1466 01:32:31,205 --> 01:32:33,173 We should be going away from it! 1467 01:32:33,207 --> 01:32:35,107 Keep rowing, damn it! 1468 01:32:58,466 --> 01:32:59,694 We've lost it. 1469 01:33:00,768 --> 01:33:02,531 At least you admit there is an it... 1470 01:33:02,570 --> 01:33:04,697 not just a figment of my imagination! 1471 01:33:04,739 --> 01:33:05,899 Quiet! 1472 01:33:10,311 --> 01:33:12,336 Do you have your stethoscope with you? 1473 01:33:12,380 --> 01:33:13,904 Never without it. 1474 01:33:20,755 --> 01:33:22,120 What is it? 1475 01:33:24,192 --> 01:33:25,853 I can hear something. 1476 01:33:29,063 --> 01:33:31,031 It's getting closer... 1477 01:33:32,366 --> 01:33:34,231 and closer... 1478 01:33:48,783 --> 01:33:50,410 Holmes! 1479 01:33:52,053 --> 01:33:54,248 Get back! Get back! 1480 01:33:55,723 --> 01:33:57,554 Get back... you beast... 1481 01:34:09,737 --> 01:34:11,204 Are you all right? 1482 01:34:11,239 --> 01:34:13,799 I lost my parasol. 1483 01:34:16,711 --> 01:34:18,338 Where's Watson? 1484 01:34:23,484 --> 01:34:24,815 Watson! 1485 01:34:42,670 --> 01:34:43,830 Thank you. 1486 01:34:45,573 --> 01:34:50,738 I...have come face to face with man-eating tigers. 1487 01:34:50,778 --> 01:34:52,803 I was once caught in a stampede... 1488 01:34:52,847 --> 01:34:55,281 of wild elephants... India, you know... 1489 01:34:55,316 --> 01:34:57,216 but I wasn't half as frightened. 1490 01:34:57,251 --> 01:35:00,186 This beast seems to have a personal grudge against us! 1491 01:35:00,221 --> 01:35:02,917 Well, I just hope it doesn't come back! 1492 01:35:02,957 --> 01:35:04,424 I don't think it will. 1493 01:35:05,927 --> 01:35:07,258 Look. 1494 01:35:16,470 --> 01:35:18,335 What strange goings-on! 1495 01:35:18,372 --> 01:35:20,306 Not really. 1496 01:35:20,341 --> 01:35:24,243 I would say that the monster, after a hard day's work... 1497 01:35:24,278 --> 01:35:26,473 has returned home for his supper. 1498 01:36:00,848 --> 01:36:02,179 Yes, I know. 1499 01:36:02,216 --> 01:36:04,184 But would you believe you can't borrow... 1500 01:36:04,218 --> 01:36:05,779 a decent pair of trousers in this place? 1501 01:36:17,031 --> 01:36:20,125 All right, Holmes. Want to confide in us? 1502 01:36:20,167 --> 01:36:22,135 Whenever he starts whistling... 1503 01:36:22,169 --> 01:36:24,137 I know he's getting close to a solution. 1504 01:36:24,171 --> 01:36:25,638 It's nothing new, actually. 1505 01:36:25,673 --> 01:36:28,141 We've come across this situation before. 1506 01:36:28,175 --> 01:36:29,972 We have? Where? 1507 01:36:30,011 --> 01:36:30,978 At the ballet. 1508 01:36:31,012 --> 01:36:31,979 Ballet? 1509 01:36:32,013 --> 01:36:33,640 There's a lake, and there's a castle... 1510 01:36:33,681 --> 01:36:36,445 and there's a swan that isn't really a swan... 1511 01:36:36,484 --> 01:36:37,451 or in this case... 1512 01:36:37,485 --> 01:36:39,214 a monster that isn't really a monster. 1513 01:36:40,888 --> 01:36:41,912 Then what is it? 1514 01:36:41,956 --> 01:36:44,584 What is it, indeed, that feeds on canary birds... 1515 01:36:44,625 --> 01:36:47,822 and sulfuric acid and has an engine for a heart? 1516 01:36:47,862 --> 01:36:48,988 An engine? 1517 01:36:49,030 --> 01:36:50,725 The stethoscope is a very sensitive instrument... 1518 01:36:50,765 --> 01:36:53,165 and water is an excellent conductor of sound. 1519 01:36:53,200 --> 01:36:55,168 There is no doubt that we are dealing with... 1520 01:36:55,202 --> 01:36:56,726 a mechanical monster. 1521 01:36:56,771 --> 01:36:57,795 Oh! 1522 01:36:57,838 --> 01:36:59,897 Not only is it equipped with an artificial heart... 1523 01:36:59,941 --> 01:37:01,909 it also has artificial lungs. 1524 01:37:02,910 --> 01:37:04,810 Judging from the bubbles on the surface of the lake... 1525 01:37:04,845 --> 01:37:07,473 it uses some form of air pump. 1526 01:37:08,015 --> 01:37:10,677 You think my husband was involved in all this? 1527 01:37:10,718 --> 01:37:13,687 Yes, Madame Valladon, I'm sure of it. 1528 01:37:13,721 --> 01:37:17,020 But why would anybody want to build a mechanical monster? 1529 01:37:17,058 --> 01:37:18,423 Just to scare people? 1530 01:37:18,459 --> 01:37:20,757 Not very likely. 1531 01:37:20,795 --> 01:37:23,355 Why did they try to keep me from finding my husband? 1532 01:37:24,865 --> 01:37:26,662 And why was he buried anonymously? 1533 01:37:26,701 --> 01:37:29,261 I think I have a pretty good notion... 1534 01:37:29,303 --> 01:37:30,395 of what they're up to... 1535 01:37:30,438 --> 01:37:33,805 the Society for the Preservation of Scottish Monuments... 1536 01:37:33,841 --> 01:37:36,469 better known as the Diogenes Club! 1537 01:37:36,510 --> 01:37:38,341 Diogenes Club? 1538 01:37:39,246 --> 01:37:40,406 Come in! 1539 01:37:42,516 --> 01:37:44,814 Mr. Ashdown, I have a bottle of champagne for you. 1540 01:37:45,586 --> 01:37:47,577 A bottle of champagne! 1541 01:37:48,756 --> 01:37:49,984 I didn't order it. 1542 01:37:50,024 --> 01:37:51,992 No, indeed. You are to deliver it. 1543 01:37:52,026 --> 01:37:53,391 Those are my instructions. 1544 01:37:53,427 --> 01:37:55,918 Instructions from whom? Deliver it where? 1545 01:37:55,963 --> 01:37:56,987 I wouldn't know, sir... 1546 01:37:57,031 --> 01:37:59,693 but there's a carriage waiting for you downstairs. 1547 01:38:01,502 --> 01:38:04,164 Are you sure you've got the right Mr. Ashdown? 1548 01:38:04,205 --> 01:38:06,230 Quite sure, Mr. Holmes. 1549 01:38:18,719 --> 01:38:20,118 Well, Watson... 1550 01:38:20,154 --> 01:38:23,920 I would say the curtain is going up on the last act. 1551 01:38:23,958 --> 01:38:26,449 I don't like the sound of it. 1552 01:38:26,494 --> 01:38:28,086 Please be careful. 1553 01:38:32,066 --> 01:38:34,330 Holmes, you'd better take this with you. 1554 01:38:42,009 --> 01:38:44,637 Well... who's minding the castle? 1555 01:38:44,678 --> 01:38:46,737 You'd better get on. It's getting late. 1556 01:38:46,781 --> 01:38:49,807 Where are we going? Some sort of party? 1557 01:38:49,850 --> 01:38:52,148 You won't be disappointed in the guest list. 1558 01:38:53,521 --> 01:38:54,988 Who's the host? 1559 01:38:55,022 --> 01:38:56,387 Jonah. 1560 01:40:07,528 --> 01:40:09,553 Mr. Ashdown, I presume? 1561 01:40:11,031 --> 01:40:12,658 The red runner, I presume. 1562 01:40:12,700 --> 01:40:16,136 You shouldn't have gone to all this trouble just for me. 1563 01:40:16,170 --> 01:40:18,104 It's not for you. McKennah? 1564 01:40:18,139 --> 01:40:20,403 May I have the champagne, please? 1565 01:40:20,441 --> 01:40:22,102 1886. 1566 01:40:22,143 --> 01:40:24,111 Not a very good vintage, is it? 1567 01:40:24,145 --> 01:40:26,443 Mediocre, but then again, it's not for drinking. 1568 01:40:26,480 --> 01:40:28,539 Tie it up, will you? 1569 01:40:28,582 --> 01:40:29,844 In here. 1570 01:40:36,223 --> 01:40:38,623 Interesting... and educational. 1571 01:40:38,659 --> 01:40:40,126 Despite my most emphatic warning... 1572 01:40:40,161 --> 01:40:41,628 you persisted in meddling. 1573 01:40:41,662 --> 01:40:43,823 It would have served you right if you had all drowned. 1574 01:40:43,864 --> 01:40:45,525 Sorry to be so unobliging. 1575 01:40:46,901 --> 01:40:48,801 "E. Valladon." 1576 01:40:48,836 --> 01:40:49,962 Hmm... 1577 01:40:50,004 --> 01:40:52,871 I imagine that this belongs to the pretty lady... 1578 01:40:52,907 --> 01:40:55,205 and this belongs to your... valet. 1579 01:40:55,242 --> 01:40:57,142 We found them floating in the lake. 1580 01:40:57,178 --> 01:40:59,146 Speaking about things floating in the lake... 1581 01:40:59,180 --> 01:41:01,648 how much do you know? Or... think you know? 1582 01:41:01,682 --> 01:41:04,674 I think you're testing some sort of underwater craft... 1583 01:41:04,718 --> 01:41:07,186 camouflaged to mislead the gullible. 1584 01:41:07,221 --> 01:41:09,189 I think it's an experimental model... 1585 01:41:09,223 --> 01:41:11,123 operated by a crew of midgets. 1586 01:41:11,158 --> 01:41:13,524 I think it is powered by sulfuric acid batteries... 1587 01:41:13,561 --> 01:41:16,587 and uses canaries to detect escaping gas. 1588 01:41:17,531 --> 01:41:19,590 Altogether, a unique contraption. 1589 01:41:19,633 --> 01:41:21,601 Not quite that unique. 1590 01:41:21,635 --> 01:41:24,069 Right now, four countries are trying to develop... 1591 01:41:24,104 --> 01:41:26,095 what we call a submersible... 1592 01:41:26,140 --> 01:41:28,938 but none of them could solve the critical problem... 1593 01:41:28,976 --> 01:41:31,672 how to stay submerged long enough to make it effective. 1594 01:41:32,213 --> 01:41:33,874 What does the good book say? 1595 01:41:34,982 --> 01:41:37,280 "And Jonah lived in the belly of that fish... 1596 01:41:37,318 --> 01:41:39,752 "for three days and three nights." 1597 01:41:39,787 --> 01:41:41,277 That was our goal... 1598 01:41:41,322 --> 01:41:42,789 and thanks to Valladon's air pump... 1599 01:41:42,823 --> 01:41:44,654 we got a jump on the rest of them. 1600 01:41:44,692 --> 01:41:46,489 It's a highly complex system of filtration... 1601 01:41:46,527 --> 01:41:48,017 so we had a series of trials... 1602 01:41:48,062 --> 01:41:50,030 And at least one error. 1603 01:41:50,064 --> 01:41:51,531 During a test run in the Moray Firth... 1604 01:41:51,565 --> 01:41:53,123 pressure caused a leak in the hull... 1605 01:41:53,167 --> 01:41:55,032 sea water mixed with the acid in the batteries... 1606 01:41:55,069 --> 01:41:56,627 to produce chlorine gas. 1607 01:41:56,670 --> 01:41:57,864 Before they could reach the surface... 1608 01:41:57,905 --> 01:41:59,304 Valladon and two of the crew were dead. 1609 01:41:59,340 --> 01:42:01,331 So you had them buried in unmarked graves... 1610 01:42:01,375 --> 01:42:02,637 to preserve your secret. 1611 01:42:02,676 --> 01:42:03,768 It was essential... 1612 01:42:03,811 --> 01:42:05,642 to keep the information from your client! 1613 01:42:05,679 --> 01:42:07,203 You went to all those lengths... 1614 01:42:07,248 --> 01:42:09,739 to prevent Madame Valladon from finding her husband? 1615 01:42:09,783 --> 01:42:12,547 Your client isn't Madame Valladon! 1616 01:42:13,554 --> 01:42:16,022 It's the Imperial German Government. 1617 01:42:16,056 --> 01:42:17,921 They were after the Belgian engineer... 1618 01:42:17,958 --> 01:42:19,323 or rather his invention. 1619 01:42:19,360 --> 01:42:21,328 They knew he was employed by us... 1620 01:42:21,362 --> 01:42:22,488 but they couldn't find out where. 1621 01:42:22,529 --> 01:42:26,989 So they enlisted the best brain in England to help them. 1622 01:42:27,034 --> 01:42:28,695 You, my dear brother, 1623 01:42:28,736 --> 01:42:30,761 have been working for the Wilhelm Strasse. 1624 01:42:36,910 --> 01:42:39,845 And Madame Valladon... 1625 01:42:39,880 --> 01:42:41,848 what part did she play in all of this? 1626 01:42:41,882 --> 01:42:43,873 Madame Valladon is dead. 1627 01:42:43,917 --> 01:42:45,009 Dead? 1628 01:42:45,052 --> 01:42:48,146 The Germans disposed of her three weeks ago in Brussels. 1629 01:42:51,792 --> 01:42:53,817 This is Gabrielle Valladon. 1630 01:43:04,738 --> 01:43:06,467 The woman who was brought to your house... 1631 01:43:06,507 --> 01:43:07,872 in the middle of the night... 1632 01:43:07,908 --> 01:43:10,069 apparently fished out of the Thames... 1633 01:43:10,110 --> 01:43:12,271 and apparently suffering from amnesia... 1634 01:43:12,313 --> 01:43:14,281 is in fact llsa von Hoffmanstal... 1635 01:43:14,315 --> 01:43:16,374 one of their most skillful agents. 1636 01:43:16,417 --> 01:43:19,318 Am I going too fast for the best brain in England? 1637 01:43:22,656 --> 01:43:23,816 Go on. 1638 01:43:23,857 --> 01:43:26,655 They planted her on you quite neatly, I must admit... 1639 01:43:26,694 --> 01:43:27,661 so that you could lead them... 1640 01:43:27,695 --> 01:43:29,890 to their objective, the air pump... 1641 01:43:29,930 --> 01:43:33,764 very much like using a hog to find truffles. 1642 01:43:33,801 --> 01:43:36,167 And now perhaps you'd care to join me. 1643 01:43:36,203 --> 01:43:40,572 I'm expecting a certain royal personage from Balmoral. 1644 01:44:16,410 --> 01:44:17,707 Your Majesty. 1645 01:44:21,882 --> 01:44:23,747 I trust you had a pleasant journey, ma'am. 1646 01:44:23,784 --> 01:44:26,776 It was long, and it was tedious... 1647 01:44:26,820 --> 01:44:29,288 and it had better be worth our while, Mr. Holmes. 1648 01:44:29,323 --> 01:44:31,291 I can assure you, ma'am, it will be. 1649 01:44:31,325 --> 01:44:35,284 Now, what is this curious ship we are supposed to christen? 1650 01:44:35,329 --> 01:44:38,264 We call it a submersible, ma'am. It travels under water. 1651 01:44:38,298 --> 01:44:41,790 Under water? What a fantastic idea! 1652 01:44:41,835 --> 01:44:44,531 Ma'am, may I present some of the scientists... 1653 01:44:44,571 --> 01:44:45,868 responsible for this achievement? 1654 01:44:45,906 --> 01:44:48,704 J. W. Ferguson, naval architect. 1655 01:44:48,742 --> 01:44:49,970 Your Majesty. 1656 01:44:50,010 --> 01:44:52,740 Professor Simson, our leading expert in hydraulics. 1657 01:44:52,779 --> 01:44:53,905 Your Majesty. 1658 01:44:53,947 --> 01:44:57,246 W. W. Prescott, co-inventor of the revolving periscope. 1659 01:44:57,284 --> 01:44:58,410 Your Majesty. 1660 01:44:58,452 --> 01:45:00,420 And this is my brother Sherlock, ma'am. 1661 01:45:00,454 --> 01:45:03,981 Ah, yes! Sherlock Holmes. 1662 01:45:04,024 --> 01:45:05,924 We have been following your exploits... 1663 01:45:05,959 --> 01:45:07,586 with great interest! 1664 01:45:07,627 --> 01:45:08,753 Thank you, ma'am. 1665 01:45:08,795 --> 01:45:11,559 Are you engaged in one of your fascinating cases... 1666 01:45:11,598 --> 01:45:12,565 at the moment? 1667 01:45:12,599 --> 01:45:13,964 In a manner of speaking, ma'am. 1668 01:45:14,000 --> 01:45:15,160 When can we expect to read... 1669 01:45:15,168 --> 01:45:16,635 Dr. Watson's account of the case? 1670 01:45:16,670 --> 01:45:17,728 I hope never, ma'am. 1671 01:45:17,771 --> 01:45:20,604 It has not been one of my more successful endeavors. 1672 01:45:20,640 --> 01:45:21,800 Oh. 1673 01:45:52,839 --> 01:45:56,775 There she is, ma'am... Her Majesty's Ship Jonah. 1674 01:46:09,289 --> 01:46:11,223 And what, may we ask... 1675 01:46:11,258 --> 01:46:13,783 is the purpose of that hideous gargoyle? 1676 01:46:13,827 --> 01:46:15,454 Merely a decoy, ma'am. 1677 01:46:15,495 --> 01:46:19,226 Oh! To frighten away the sharks, we imagine. 1678 01:46:19,266 --> 01:46:20,494 Something of the sort. 1679 01:46:25,939 --> 01:46:29,170 The crew will now demonstrate the workings of the submersible. 1680 01:46:30,944 --> 01:46:31,968 Stand to! 1681 01:46:36,016 --> 01:46:39,247 Aren't they rather small for sailors? 1682 01:46:39,286 --> 01:46:41,754 They are, ma'am, but because of the size of the craft... 1683 01:46:41,788 --> 01:46:43,050 the Navy made an exception. 1684 01:46:43,089 --> 01:46:44,784 They should make it a rule. 1685 01:46:44,825 --> 01:46:47,726 It is quite fatiguing to pin on all those medals... 1686 01:46:47,761 --> 01:46:49,922 while standing on our toes. 1687 01:47:06,346 --> 01:47:08,211 This is the main engine which propels us under water... 1688 01:47:08,248 --> 01:47:10,216 at the rate of two knots. 1689 01:47:10,250 --> 01:47:12,582 The reciprocating stabilizer mechanism... 1690 01:47:12,619 --> 01:47:15,986 the high-voltage acid batteries... 1691 01:47:16,022 --> 01:47:20,049 the multi-stage compressor... ballast tank trimmer... 1692 01:47:20,093 --> 01:47:22,857 the air pump which filters and recirculates the air. 1693 01:47:23,663 --> 01:47:25,221 How charming! 1694 01:47:25,265 --> 01:47:26,892 The air pump, ma'am? 1695 01:47:26,933 --> 01:47:30,232 Canaries! Must make the crew feel at home. 1696 01:47:30,270 --> 01:47:31,737 Yes, ma'am. 1697 01:47:31,771 --> 01:47:33,739 These are for firing the torpedoes... 1698 01:47:33,773 --> 01:47:36,537 which are accurate up to as much as 120 feet... 1699 01:47:36,576 --> 01:47:39,067 the telescope for scanning the surface of the water... 1700 01:47:39,112 --> 01:47:41,410 But where is the glass bottom? 1701 01:47:41,448 --> 01:47:42,972 The what, ma'am? 1702 01:47:43,984 --> 01:47:45,349 The glass bottom! 1703 01:47:45,385 --> 01:47:47,819 You know... to observe the fish. 1704 01:47:47,854 --> 01:47:50,186 And the plants and the cockles. 1705 01:47:50,223 --> 01:47:52,020 That's not quite the idea, ma'am. 1706 01:47:52,058 --> 01:47:54,856 H. M. S. Jonah has been commissioned as a warship. 1707 01:47:54,895 --> 01:47:56,294 A warship? 1708 01:48:03,970 --> 01:48:05,437 Stop that noise! 1709 01:48:05,472 --> 01:48:07,303 Stop it! 1710 01:48:07,340 --> 01:48:09,035 Ma'am, if I may explain... 1711 01:48:09,075 --> 01:48:10,235 You had better! 1712 01:48:10,277 --> 01:48:11,744 The admiralty regards this craft... 1713 01:48:11,778 --> 01:48:13,746 as the ultimate weapon in naval warfare. 1714 01:48:13,780 --> 01:48:15,042 It can seek out enemy ships... 1715 01:48:15,081 --> 01:48:16,514 and destroy them with those torpedoes... 1716 01:48:16,550 --> 01:48:19,041 while remaining completely invisible. 1717 01:48:19,085 --> 01:48:21,713 You mean it can fire at other vessels... 1718 01:48:21,755 --> 01:48:23,052 while under water? 1719 01:48:23,089 --> 01:48:24,056 Yes, ma'am. 1720 01:48:24,090 --> 01:48:25,057 Without any warning? 1721 01:48:25,091 --> 01:48:26,058 That is correct, ma'am. 1722 01:48:26,092 --> 01:48:27,684 Without showing her colors? 1723 01:48:27,727 --> 01:48:28,955 Indeed, ma'am. 1724 01:48:28,995 --> 01:48:31,793 Mr. Holmes, we are not amused. 1725 01:48:33,633 --> 01:48:37,296 It is unsportsmanlike, it is un-English... 1726 01:48:37,337 --> 01:48:39,828 and it is in very poor taste! 1727 01:48:39,873 --> 01:48:42,808 We will have none of it! 1728 01:48:42,842 --> 01:48:44,707 I beg your pardon, ma'am. 1729 01:48:46,913 --> 01:48:50,576 Sometimes we despair at the state of the world. 1730 01:48:50,617 --> 01:48:54,144 What will scientists think of next? 1731 01:48:54,187 --> 01:48:55,950 That's precisely it, ma'am. 1732 01:48:55,989 --> 01:48:57,013 At this very moment... 1733 01:48:57,057 --> 01:48:58,752 the Germans, under Count von Zeppelin... 1734 01:48:58,792 --> 01:49:01,226 are experimenting with a dirigible. 1735 01:49:01,261 --> 01:49:04,458 A dirigible? And what, pray, is that? 1736 01:49:04,497 --> 01:49:06,192 A rigid balloon which could fly over London... 1737 01:49:06,232 --> 01:49:08,598 and drop a bomb on Buckingham Palace. 1738 01:49:08,635 --> 01:49:10,500 It is being developed at the express orders... 1739 01:49:10,537 --> 01:49:12,732 of Kaiser Wilhelm ll. 1740 01:49:12,772 --> 01:49:17,232 Nonsense! We refuse to believe that our grandson Willie... 1741 01:49:17,277 --> 01:49:18,710 would do a thing like that! 1742 01:49:18,745 --> 01:49:20,212 We have conclusive proof, ma'am. 1743 01:49:20,246 --> 01:49:22,714 Our agent in Friedrichshafen, a man named Ibidson... 1744 01:49:22,749 --> 01:49:25,217 actually saw the dirigible and made a drawing of it. 1745 01:49:25,251 --> 01:49:26,718 Unfortunately, he was apprehended... 1746 01:49:26,753 --> 01:49:28,721 before he could cross the border. 1747 01:49:28,755 --> 01:49:33,215 Nevertheless, we want no part of this beastly invention. 1748 01:49:33,259 --> 01:49:35,853 Get rid of it! Scuttle it! 1749 01:49:35,895 --> 01:49:37,795 The sooner the better! 1750 01:49:37,831 --> 01:49:39,025 May I point out, ma'am... 1751 01:49:39,065 --> 01:49:40,396 And do not concern yourself... 1752 01:49:40,433 --> 01:49:43,925 about that dirigible dropping bombs on us. 1753 01:49:43,970 --> 01:49:48,134 We shall write a very sharp note to the kaiser! 1754 01:49:48,808 --> 01:49:52,335 Now... we wish to return to Balmoral. 1755 01:50:14,267 --> 01:50:15,291 Well, Mycroft... 1756 01:50:15,335 --> 01:50:18,202 it seems we have both been undone by a woman. 1757 01:50:18,238 --> 01:50:21,207 What a shame... all that superb engineering... 1758 01:50:21,241 --> 01:50:24,870 and all that cunning espionage for naught. 1759 01:50:24,911 --> 01:50:26,708 Not necessarily. 1760 01:50:26,746 --> 01:50:29,772 If the Germans want that submersible so badly... 1761 01:50:29,816 --> 01:50:32,148 why don't we give it to them? 1762 01:50:32,185 --> 01:50:33,550 Give it to them? 1763 01:50:33,586 --> 01:50:36,146 Invite them aboard for the final journey... 1764 01:50:36,189 --> 01:50:38,623 700 feet straight down. 1765 01:50:40,260 --> 01:50:42,820 And how are you going to arrange that? 1766 01:50:42,862 --> 01:50:44,989 I'm rather counting on you to do it... 1767 01:50:45,031 --> 01:50:47,158 since you're on such intimate terms... 1768 01:50:47,200 --> 01:50:48,929 with Fraulein von Hoffmanstal. 1769 01:50:51,771 --> 01:50:53,796 Shall we say good-bye to Her Majesty? 1770 01:52:40,146 --> 01:52:42,478 Sorry about that, but as long as you're up... 1771 01:52:43,950 --> 01:52:46,612 what is the German word for castle? 1772 01:52:46,653 --> 01:52:47,813 Schlos, isn't it? 1773 01:52:49,222 --> 01:52:50,917 I think so. 1774 01:52:50,957 --> 01:52:54,188 And how would you say "under the castle"? 1775 01:52:54,227 --> 01:52:57,253 Unten das schlos... or die schlos? 1776 01:52:59,465 --> 01:53:02,127 I don't know. My German is not that good. 1777 01:53:04,304 --> 01:53:05,271 Your Trappist friends... 1778 01:53:05,305 --> 01:53:07,068 are waiting outside to hear from you. 1779 01:53:07,841 --> 01:53:08,808 It's a chilly morning. 1780 01:53:08,842 --> 01:53:09,809 We don't want to keep them... 1781 01:53:09,843 --> 01:53:11,310 standing around too long, do we... 1782 01:53:13,079 --> 01:53:15,775 Fraulein Hoffmanstal? 1783 01:53:21,821 --> 01:53:23,982 Come now, it's too late to play cat and mouse. 1784 01:53:29,395 --> 01:53:32,660 Unten dem schlos. 1785 01:53:33,666 --> 01:53:34,826 Thank you. 1786 01:53:36,269 --> 01:53:38,134 Here is your signaling device. 1787 01:53:39,138 --> 01:53:40,662 It's rather bent, I'm afraid. 1788 01:53:41,875 --> 01:53:42,967 Would you care to tell them... 1789 01:53:43,009 --> 01:53:45,102 where they can find the submersible? 1790 01:53:49,015 --> 01:53:50,175 No? 1791 01:53:51,651 --> 01:53:53,812 Then I shall just have to do it myself. 1792 01:53:58,925 --> 01:54:01,985 I only hope my Morse code is adequate to the occasion. 1793 01:54:50,109 --> 01:54:52,669 Well... it's up to the good monks now. 1794 01:54:52,712 --> 01:54:55,613 You can consider your part of the mission accomplished... 1795 01:54:55,648 --> 01:54:57,138 Fraulein Hoffmanstal. 1796 01:54:58,151 --> 01:55:02,713 You're all wrong about me. My name is not Hoffmanstal. 1797 01:55:02,755 --> 01:55:03,744 It isn't? 1798 01:55:03,790 --> 01:55:06,315 It's von Hoffmanstal. 1799 01:55:06,359 --> 01:55:08,554 I stand corrected. 1800 01:55:08,594 --> 01:55:11,085 I suppose once they are in the castle... 1801 01:55:13,299 --> 01:55:16,427 Must amuse you, Mr. Holmes, Trappists walking into a trap? 1802 01:55:16,469 --> 01:55:17,697 It's more amusing than that. 1803 01:55:17,737 --> 01:55:19,728 Once in the castle, they will encounter... 1804 01:55:19,772 --> 01:55:21,569 surprisingly little resistance. 1805 01:55:21,607 --> 01:55:23,802 It will take but a small bottle of chloroform... 1806 01:55:23,843 --> 01:55:25,401 to overcome the guards. 1807 01:55:25,445 --> 01:55:27,379 You mean you're going to let them have the air pump? 1808 01:55:27,413 --> 01:55:28,380 Better than that. 1809 01:55:28,414 --> 01:55:30,245 We're going to let them have the submersible. 1810 01:55:31,451 --> 01:55:33,715 They will find it with its engines running all set to go. 1811 01:55:33,753 --> 01:55:35,778 I assume they're all expert sailors. 1812 01:55:35,822 --> 01:55:37,790 And since there's a German battleship... 1813 01:55:37,824 --> 01:55:39,348 cruising off the coast of Scotland... 1814 01:55:39,392 --> 01:55:41,485 I expect they'll try to sail it out of the loch... 1815 01:55:41,527 --> 01:55:42,459 and rendezvous at sea. 1816 01:55:43,629 --> 01:55:45,119 Did you say try to? 1817 01:55:47,300 --> 01:55:50,326 I would suggest you get your things together. 1818 01:55:50,370 --> 01:55:53,100 Mycroft will be here to take you into custody. 1819 01:55:56,042 --> 01:55:59,307 I never had you fooled for a moment, did I? 1820 01:55:59,345 --> 01:56:01,870 You knew right from the beginning... 1821 01:56:03,016 --> 01:56:05,780 when the cabby brought me to Baker Street. 1822 01:56:07,587 --> 01:56:08,986 Let me see. 1823 01:56:11,491 --> 01:56:13,550 Not quite that soon. 1824 01:56:13,593 --> 01:56:15,686 It's so funny. 1825 01:56:15,728 --> 01:56:18,322 I asked for this assignment, you know. 1826 01:56:19,332 --> 01:56:21,960 I was scheduled to go to Japan... 1827 01:56:22,001 --> 01:56:23,628 but I couldn't resist the challenge... 1828 01:56:23,669 --> 01:56:26,001 of coming up against the best. 1829 01:56:27,607 --> 01:56:29,802 I'm sorry I didn't give you a closer game. 1830 01:56:31,944 --> 01:56:33,605 Close enough. 1831 01:56:35,281 --> 01:56:37,249 You're just being kind. 1832 01:56:37,283 --> 01:56:39,183 I failed miserably. 1833 01:56:40,653 --> 01:56:43,121 We all have occasional failures. 1834 01:56:44,257 --> 01:56:47,488 Fortunately, Dr. Watson never writes about mine. 1835 01:56:52,031 --> 01:56:53,089 Holmes! 1836 01:57:02,175 --> 01:57:04,666 Holmes! I saw it again! 1837 01:57:04,710 --> 01:57:06,110 That thing! It came from the castle! 1838 01:57:06,145 --> 01:57:07,669 It's out there! 1839 01:57:16,789 --> 01:57:19,724 It was out there. Now it's gone. 1840 01:57:19,759 --> 01:57:20,726 - It's gone? - Forever. 1841 01:57:20,760 --> 01:57:22,193 Look for yourself. 1842 01:57:26,566 --> 01:57:28,090 A bottle of champagne? 1843 01:57:30,536 --> 01:57:32,060 And a Bible? 1844 01:57:33,573 --> 01:57:37,839 That's all that's left of H. M. S. Jonah. 1845 01:57:38,945 --> 01:57:39,912 Holmes! 1846 01:57:39,946 --> 01:57:43,211 For once, would you mind being a little less cryptic? 1847 01:57:43,249 --> 01:57:44,944 It would seem that someone carelessly loosened... 1848 01:57:44,984 --> 01:57:47,145 the bolts of the submersible. 1849 01:57:48,588 --> 01:57:50,681 What a fitting end for Trappists. 1850 01:57:50,723 --> 01:57:53,021 Now they are resting in eternal silence... 1851 01:57:53,059 --> 01:57:54,583 at the bottom of the lake. 1852 01:57:58,431 --> 01:57:59,831 Do you know what he's talking about? 1853 01:58:03,436 --> 01:58:05,631 Fraulein von Hoffmanstal. 1854 01:58:05,671 --> 01:58:08,265 Yes, Mr. Holmes. I'm all ready. 1855 01:58:08,875 --> 01:58:10,968 If there's one thing I like about the Prussians... 1856 01:58:11,010 --> 01:58:12,068 it's their punctuality. 1857 01:58:12,111 --> 01:58:15,137 If there's one thing I dislike about the British... 1858 01:58:15,181 --> 01:58:16,739 it's their climate. 1859 01:58:16,782 --> 01:58:19,114 I understand your jails are very damp... 1860 01:58:19,152 --> 01:58:22,588 and your heating facilities totally inadequate. 1861 01:58:22,622 --> 01:58:24,522 They are, but you're not going to jail. 1862 01:58:24,557 --> 01:58:25,717 You're going back to Germany. 1863 01:58:26,859 --> 01:58:28,121 Germany? 1864 01:58:28,161 --> 01:58:30,220 You will be conducted to the Swiss/German border... 1865 01:58:30,263 --> 01:58:32,128 and be exchanged for one of our agents... 1866 01:58:32,165 --> 01:58:33,325 a man named Ibidson. 1867 01:58:35,168 --> 01:58:36,135 Thank you. 1868 01:58:36,169 --> 01:58:38,069 Oh, don't thank me. Thank my brother. 1869 01:58:38,104 --> 01:58:39,401 It was his idea. 1870 01:58:44,443 --> 01:58:46,968 Frankly, I think we're making a very poor deal. 1871 01:58:47,013 --> 01:58:48,412 You're much better than most operatives... 1872 01:58:48,447 --> 01:58:50,210 working for British intelligence. 1873 01:58:51,017 --> 01:58:52,450 Don't you agree, Sherlock? 1874 01:58:53,486 --> 01:58:56,649 And better than some consulting detectives. 1875 01:59:16,776 --> 01:59:17,936 Shall we? 1876 01:59:26,552 --> 01:59:27,712 I'll take that. 1877 01:59:36,095 --> 01:59:37,255 Gentlemen. 1878 01:59:46,405 --> 01:59:47,372 All right, Holmes. 1879 01:59:47,406 --> 01:59:48,430 You don't have to explain anything to me... 1880 01:59:48,474 --> 01:59:49,441 if you don't want to. 1881 01:59:49,475 --> 01:59:50,442 I appreciate that, Watson. 1882 01:59:50,476 --> 01:59:52,842 After all, I'm only your official biographer! 1883 01:59:52,878 --> 01:59:54,311 Anyway, I don't think she would care to have... 1884 01:59:54,347 --> 01:59:57,043 this story spread all over the "Strand Magazine." 1885 01:59:57,850 --> 02:00:00,182 The public has a right to know these things! 1886 02:00:00,219 --> 02:00:02,210 If she's a German spy... 1887 02:00:02,255 --> 02:00:04,746 why should we concern ourselves about her feelings? 1888 02:00:21,040 --> 02:00:22,769 Giddyup. 1889 02:00:29,782 --> 02:00:33,218 Holmes, if I promise not to write a word about it... 1890 02:00:33,252 --> 02:00:36,221 would you enlighten me, as your friend, as your valet? 1891 02:00:36,255 --> 02:00:37,415 Quiet. 1892 02:00:38,424 --> 02:00:40,221 I'm trying to read a personal message. 1893 02:00:40,259 --> 02:00:41,726 Message? 1894 02:00:57,677 --> 02:00:58,837 What's she saying? 1895 02:01:00,713 --> 02:01:04,809 Auf... wiedersehen. 1896 02:01:05,584 --> 02:01:08,382 Auf wieder... the nerve! 1897 02:01:41,587 --> 02:01:44,215 A letter from the Diogenes Club. 1898 02:01:44,256 --> 02:01:46,315 Maybe Mycroft is putting you up for membership! 1899 02:01:46,359 --> 02:01:48,156 If only to have the distinct pleasure... 1900 02:01:48,194 --> 02:01:49,786 of blackballing his brother. 1901 02:02:09,548 --> 02:02:11,188 Aren't you going to finish your breakfast? 1902 02:03:06,639 --> 02:03:08,266 Holmes, I'm terribly sorry about this. 1903 02:03:11,877 --> 02:03:13,071 Where is it, Watson? 1904 02:03:15,714 --> 02:03:19,912 In the files. May to July, 1885. 1905 02:03:34,333 --> 02:03:35,960 You're getting better.134872

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