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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,852 --> 00:00:05,866 Hey, girl. 2 00:00:05,891 --> 00:00:07,593 This is weird. What are you doing here? 3 00:00:07,621 --> 00:00:09,689 I just wanted to swing by and say hello. 4 00:00:09,756 --> 00:00:11,414 - Catch up. - Oh. 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,178 That's actually nice. 6 00:00:13,203 --> 00:00:14,328 How are you holding up? 7 00:00:14,395 --> 00:00:16,031 Ugh. Barely surviving. 8 00:00:16,056 --> 00:00:18,366 I keep telling myself, "Just four more weeks till summer." 9 00:00:18,432 --> 00:00:20,034 I know! Yesterday, I showed my class 10 00:00:20,101 --> 00:00:21,701 "Sex and the City 2" to teach them about 11 00:00:21,768 --> 00:00:22,835 Mid-Eastern geography. 12 00:00:22,903 --> 00:00:24,600 I love my class, but come on! 13 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:26,303 It has been eight months. 14 00:00:26,328 --> 00:00:27,630 That's, like, three times the length 15 00:00:27,697 --> 00:00:29,023 of a healthy relationship. 16 00:00:29,231 --> 00:00:30,679 Oh, well. Great chatting with you. 17 00:00:30,704 --> 00:00:31,938 Oh, my God! 18 00:00:32,179 --> 00:00:33,736 You didn't come here to talk. 19 00:00:33,803 --> 00:00:35,562 You just wanted to gank one of my sodas! 20 00:00:35,587 --> 00:00:36,788 What? No. 21 00:00:36,972 --> 00:00:38,541 I just thought as long as we were hanging out, 22 00:00:38,566 --> 00:00:39,693 I would help myself. 23 00:00:39,718 --> 00:00:40,750 Give it back. 24 00:00:41,144 --> 00:00:43,513 - Seriously? - Maybe if you'd asked first. 25 00:00:43,578 --> 00:00:45,648 Okay, Deb, can I have one of your dumb sodas? 26 00:00:45,715 --> 00:00:47,517 - No! Give it back. - Oh, my God! 27 00:00:47,584 --> 00:00:49,435 If you're gonna get your Walgreens panties 28 00:00:49,460 --> 00:00:51,640 in a bunch over a soda, then just take it! 29 00:00:53,367 --> 00:00:54,914 Are you insane? 30 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:03,389 Asbestos! 31 00:01:03,414 --> 00:01:05,349 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 32 00:01:10,595 --> 00:01:14,265 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 33 00:01:16,727 --> 00:01:18,863 So how'd you find the asbestos? 34 00:01:18,929 --> 00:01:21,164 She threw a soda at me and put a hole in the wall. 35 00:01:21,232 --> 00:01:23,935 Huh. Weird way to become a hero. 36 00:01:27,383 --> 00:01:29,719 The good news is the contamination 37 00:01:29,787 --> 00:01:32,556 should be confined to Mrs. Adler's trailer. 38 00:01:32,623 --> 00:01:34,624 Then why are you wearing that? 39 00:01:34,692 --> 00:01:36,827 Oh, this old thing? Just a precaution. 40 00:01:36,894 --> 00:01:39,931 But since Ms. Snap did uncover asbestos... 41 00:01:39,996 --> 00:01:41,931 I believe the fire marshal used the word "hero." 42 00:01:41,999 --> 00:01:43,648 I told everyone he said that, right? 43 00:01:43,673 --> 00:01:44,941 Several times. 44 00:01:45,007 --> 00:01:46,508 I don't know that I would use that word. 45 00:01:46,576 --> 00:01:47,750 I mean, I think you guys should, 46 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,296 but I was just reacting on instinct. 47 00:01:49,321 --> 00:01:51,147 By throwing a can of soda at my head? 48 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:52,247 Where's Caroline? 49 00:01:52,314 --> 00:01:53,382 No. No. 50 00:01:53,448 --> 00:01:54,716 No, no, no, no. 51 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:58,587 Why did we have to teach at a public school? 52 00:01:59,923 --> 00:02:01,924 Are you sick from asbestos exposure? 53 00:02:01,990 --> 00:02:03,325 Don't be an idiot. 54 00:02:03,392 --> 00:02:04,727 I just have an upset stomach. 55 00:02:04,793 --> 00:02:07,030 Probably from having a coworker assault me. 56 00:02:07,055 --> 00:02:08,924 Though if I hadn't thrown that can, 57 00:02:08,991 --> 00:02:11,226 imagine how many children would have perished. 58 00:02:11,367 --> 00:02:13,127 Is Deb at risk of getting cancer? 59 00:02:13,193 --> 00:02:15,662 Because of the liability guidelines, 60 00:02:15,729 --> 00:02:17,975 I'm obligated to say, "Of course not." 61 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,466 What'll happen to my trailer? 62 00:02:19,533 --> 00:02:21,435 It's going to be towed to a toxic waste dump 63 00:02:21,503 --> 00:02:23,338 and lit on fire by the end of the week. 64 00:02:23,363 --> 00:02:24,421 Don't worry, Deb. 65 00:02:24,453 --> 00:02:26,998 Personally, I found being classless very liberating. 66 00:02:27,023 --> 00:02:28,967 Really? Because you've been a real Negative Nelly 67 00:02:28,992 --> 00:02:30,523 about it for the last eight months. 68 00:02:30,548 --> 00:02:33,444 I know you think when you say things like Negative Nelly, 69 00:02:33,469 --> 00:02:34,726 you're getting away with something, 70 00:02:34,751 --> 00:02:36,296 but I know the subtext is, 71 00:02:36,321 --> 00:02:37,960 "You're a straight-up bitch-ass." 72 00:02:38,203 --> 00:02:39,472 Good one. 73 00:02:39,538 --> 00:02:40,573 Well, someone's only laughing 74 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:41,841 because they overdosed 75 00:02:41,907 --> 00:02:42,941 on breakfast brownies. 76 00:02:43,008 --> 00:02:44,577 Narc! I will cut you! 77 00:02:45,978 --> 00:02:47,601 Some slack 78 00:02:47,797 --> 00:02:49,465 because it's the end of the school year 79 00:02:49,531 --> 00:02:50,906 and tensions are running high. 80 00:02:50,931 --> 00:02:52,203 Ladies, please. 81 00:02:52,296 --> 00:02:54,295 It's toxic enough around here. 82 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:55,955 So can I go get the supplies out of my trailer 83 00:02:56,022 --> 00:02:57,390 before they tow it away? 84 00:02:57,457 --> 00:02:59,425 Most of them are also contaminated, 85 00:02:59,492 --> 00:03:02,585 but we did manage to salvage some things. 86 00:03:04,630 --> 00:03:07,273 At least they recovered my favorite picture of Wasabi. 87 00:03:07,298 --> 00:03:08,570 That's a mistake. 88 00:03:09,219 --> 00:03:11,888 Contaminated item found outside hot zone. 89 00:03:11,956 --> 00:03:14,590 Requesting immediate disposal. 90 00:03:14,658 --> 00:03:16,459 Fortunately for all of us, 91 00:03:16,527 --> 00:03:20,084 Fire Marshal Brownstein has agreed to stay on site 92 00:03:20,109 --> 00:03:22,399 to make sure there's no more asbestos. 93 00:03:22,671 --> 00:03:25,802 Is that plastic bag rated for hazardous materials? 94 00:03:26,056 --> 00:03:27,312 Sure. 95 00:03:30,429 --> 00:03:31,671 Thanks, Marshal. 96 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:34,538 Just in case you missed it, that's the well-respected 97 00:03:34,563 --> 00:03:36,281 community leader that called me a hero. 98 00:03:36,289 --> 00:03:37,658 So when's my new trailer getting here? 99 00:03:37,725 --> 00:03:39,717 There is no money in the budget for that. 100 00:03:39,742 --> 00:03:42,428 And since we're so close to the end of the school year... 101 00:03:42,494 --> 00:03:43,629 What are you saying? 102 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,533 Where am I supposed to teach? 103 00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:48,687 Don't say the cafeteria. 104 00:03:49,202 --> 00:03:50,906 Please don't say the cafeteria. 105 00:03:51,179 --> 00:03:54,340 You'll be adjacent to the food preparation area. 106 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:55,809 That's the cafeteria! 107 00:03:55,875 --> 00:03:57,600 The dust bowl... 108 00:03:57,625 --> 00:03:59,211 drove countless families out west. 109 00:03:59,279 --> 00:04:01,081 Where they were crammed 110 00:04:01,147 --> 00:04:04,101 into camps and had to deal with 111 00:04:04,985 --> 00:04:07,821 truly demoralizing working conditions. 112 00:04:13,659 --> 00:04:15,834 Lloyd, I'm trying to teach over here. 113 00:04:15,859 --> 00:04:18,765 It's okay. I talked to the other guys and we know. 114 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:22,054 - We have to put up with it. - That's not what I meant. 115 00:04:24,484 --> 00:04:26,225 - Sup, Deb. - What are you doing here? 116 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:27,842 We always do lunch early. 117 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:30,296 Some of my kids have low blood sugar issues. 118 00:04:30,882 --> 00:04:33,639 Okay. I have low blood sugar issues. 119 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:34,709 You got me. 120 00:04:34,734 --> 00:04:36,375 I just like to get the tater tots 121 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:37,851 while they're still crispy. 122 00:04:38,306 --> 00:04:40,141 Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch! 123 00:04:40,208 --> 00:04:42,977 Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch! 124 00:04:43,845 --> 00:04:45,313 This is more like it. 125 00:04:45,379 --> 00:04:48,581 Fresh air. No noise. 126 00:05:03,797 --> 00:05:05,065 - Oh! - Get out! 127 00:05:05,131 --> 00:05:06,766 - Oh, oh! I'm sorry! - Get out! 128 00:05:06,833 --> 00:05:09,435 Get out! Get out! 129 00:05:09,503 --> 00:05:11,105 - I'm try... - Get out! 130 00:05:11,172 --> 00:05:12,773 - Get out! Get out! - I'm trying! 131 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:14,943 Get out! 132 00:05:18,378 --> 00:05:20,847 I want you to wear these asbestos remembrance ribbons 133 00:05:20,915 --> 00:05:22,850 in tribute to all those who would've died 134 00:05:22,917 --> 00:05:25,651 if not for the actions of me. 135 00:05:26,237 --> 00:05:28,588 That way we'll never forget Mrs. Adler's class. 136 00:05:28,655 --> 00:05:30,525 How can we forget them? 137 00:05:30,590 --> 00:05:32,191 They're right outside. 138 00:05:34,261 --> 00:05:35,996 Oh, good. They found a tree. 139 00:05:36,064 --> 00:05:37,932 Shouldn't we see if they want to come inside? 140 00:05:37,999 --> 00:05:39,766 No, Nora, we have to finish these ribbons 141 00:05:39,833 --> 00:05:41,808 so they're never forgotten. 142 00:05:43,247 --> 00:05:44,698 Hey, Pearson! 143 00:05:45,439 --> 00:05:46,941 I need a classroom! 144 00:05:47,006 --> 00:05:48,104 Now! 145 00:05:57,464 --> 00:05:58,899 Hi, Ms. Bennigan. 146 00:05:58,966 --> 00:06:03,204 Has this wall stripe always been here? 147 00:06:03,433 --> 00:06:05,989 Listen. I'm sorry about what happened before. 148 00:06:06,014 --> 00:06:07,884 I promise it'll never happen again. 149 00:06:07,949 --> 00:06:10,485 Before? I have no idea what you're talking about. 150 00:06:10,552 --> 00:06:12,422 I don't remember anything that happened before, 151 00:06:12,489 --> 00:06:14,324 and if I did remember something that happened before, 152 00:06:14,389 --> 00:06:15,824 I surely would not want to talk about it. 153 00:06:17,792 --> 00:06:20,163 The cafeteria and playground didn't work. 154 00:06:20,230 --> 00:06:22,164 So all of you are gonna have to take turns 155 00:06:22,230 --> 00:06:24,909 sharing your classrooms with Mrs. Adler's class. 156 00:06:24,934 --> 00:06:26,831 No. We need privacy! 157 00:06:28,026 --> 00:06:30,005 And our own classrooms. 158 00:06:30,072 --> 00:06:32,408 It's gonna be crowded. I got big kids in my class. 159 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:34,210 You're the one who should take them, Mary Louise. 160 00:06:34,276 --> 00:06:36,211 Like Jesus said, "When you're here, you're family." 161 00:06:36,278 --> 00:06:38,079 That's not Jesus. That's the Olive Garden! 162 00:06:38,146 --> 00:06:39,620 Why don't you take them? 163 00:06:39,645 --> 00:06:41,083 I already saved them. Now you want me 164 00:06:41,108 --> 00:06:42,323 to take care of them, too? 165 00:06:42,348 --> 00:06:44,150 Ugh. You all need to learn what preschoolers 166 00:06:44,175 --> 00:06:45,683 already know and share. 167 00:06:45,708 --> 00:06:47,177 Easy for you to say. 168 00:06:47,202 --> 00:06:49,732 You don't even have a classroom, you dirty hippie. 169 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:52,895 Should we even be mingling with the asbesti children? 170 00:06:52,963 --> 00:06:54,696 The children are not contaminated. 171 00:06:54,764 --> 00:06:57,634 - They look contaminated. - They're trailer children. 172 00:06:57,701 --> 00:06:59,100 They always look like that. 173 00:06:59,167 --> 00:07:00,903 No one is contaminated. 174 00:07:00,970 --> 00:07:02,253 Except for Deb, right? 175 00:07:02,278 --> 00:07:04,706 Mrs. Adler simply had a bout of nausea 176 00:07:04,773 --> 00:07:06,641 after eating at the cafeteria. 177 00:07:06,666 --> 00:07:07,847 It isn't unusual. 178 00:07:07,872 --> 00:07:10,213 Now, I know this isn't gonna be easy, 179 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:13,550 but I'm asking all the teachers to just make it work. 180 00:07:13,972 --> 00:07:15,752 Where's Ms. Watson? 181 00:07:17,658 --> 00:07:19,194 You know, I am not sure, 182 00:07:19,219 --> 00:07:21,021 but I do know that Caroline would love to host 183 00:07:21,046 --> 00:07:23,222 - Mrs. Adler's class. - Good. 184 00:07:27,737 --> 00:07:30,565 Thanks for unsealing your classroom for us, Caroline. 185 00:07:30,632 --> 00:07:32,668 This has been a really difficult time for me. 186 00:07:32,735 --> 00:07:33,792 Uh-huh. 187 00:07:33,817 --> 00:07:35,820 And now it's a really difficult time for all of us. 188 00:07:38,201 --> 00:07:40,058 Okay. 189 00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:45,247 Today, we're going to discuss 190 00:07:45,314 --> 00:07:48,347 this classic... 191 00:07:48,372 --> 00:07:51,526 Of American literature. 192 00:07:51,615 --> 00:07:53,884 Let's get started. So! 193 00:07:54,256 --> 00:07:58,784 When two circles are overlapping like this, 194 00:07:58,848 --> 00:08:00,883 we say they're intersecting. 195 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:03,870 Now, when lines come off of the circles, 196 00:08:04,011 --> 00:08:05,815 we call those... 197 00:08:06,434 --> 00:08:08,103 Sorry, uh, but none of the markers 198 00:08:08,170 --> 00:08:09,504 on this side of the board work. 199 00:08:09,571 --> 00:08:10,722 Take this one. 200 00:08:15,177 --> 00:08:18,571 Let's start by talking... 201 00:08:19,524 --> 00:08:21,016 About... 202 00:08:21,399 --> 00:08:22,961 The story... 203 00:08:22,986 --> 00:08:24,641 Characters... 204 00:08:25,925 --> 00:08:27,516 And theme. 205 00:08:29,292 --> 00:08:31,226 Damn it, Caroline! 206 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:33,761 Stop treating us like we're in "Outbreak!" 207 00:08:42,504 --> 00:08:44,439 Get out! 208 00:08:45,975 --> 00:08:49,469 As you can see, we have some visitors today. 209 00:08:49,539 --> 00:08:51,274 My students, find a seat. 210 00:08:51,299 --> 00:08:53,079 You might have to get creative. 211 00:08:55,585 --> 00:08:57,253 Oh, dear! 212 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,149 Your student broke my... 213 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:03,235 old-timey farmer diorama. 214 00:09:03,313 --> 00:09:05,110 You mean, the nativity scene you were 215 00:09:05,135 --> 00:09:07,094 illegally displaying on school property? 216 00:09:07,119 --> 00:09:08,836 No! No. 217 00:09:08,861 --> 00:09:10,422 This isn't Jesus. 218 00:09:10,563 --> 00:09:12,502 He's just a stable baby. 219 00:09:12,568 --> 00:09:15,493 And this is the farmer and his wife... 220 00:09:15,518 --> 00:09:16,727 Call it whatever you want. 221 00:09:16,752 --> 00:09:18,955 My student just prevented you from getting fired. 222 00:09:19,258 --> 00:09:20,610 Get out! 223 00:09:22,211 --> 00:09:25,346 Me casa room es su casa room. 224 00:09:25,413 --> 00:09:26,782 I really appreciate it. 225 00:09:26,807 --> 00:09:28,282 Get in here, dawg. 226 00:09:28,430 --> 00:09:31,188 They raided my secret candy stash? 227 00:09:31,213 --> 00:09:33,797 I wasn't watching. I guess they didn't know it was off limits. 228 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:37,164 Oh. Great. 229 00:09:37,189 --> 00:09:39,914 Now you're rubbing it in my face that you're dying. 230 00:09:41,078 --> 00:09:42,477 My Twizzlers? 231 00:09:43,515 --> 00:09:45,735 - Get out! - Ugh. 232 00:09:56,606 --> 00:09:57,868 Excuse me! 233 00:09:59,830 --> 00:10:01,243 The hallways are mine! 234 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:11,890 Hey, Ms. Bennigan. 235 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,049 Uh, could we talk? 236 00:10:15,211 --> 00:10:16,680 You're clearly still upset. 237 00:10:18,319 --> 00:10:19,532 I'm not upset. 238 00:10:20,016 --> 00:10:22,136 Yes, whenever I sit on a toilet, 239 00:10:22,203 --> 00:10:24,339 I feel exposed and vulnerable, 240 00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,608 and I'm not sure how to live my day-to-day life, 241 00:10:26,674 --> 00:10:28,777 or how I will explain to my future husband 242 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:31,714 that another man has already seen my front-bottom, 243 00:10:31,781 --> 00:10:33,716 but no! I'm not upset! 244 00:10:38,088 --> 00:10:40,389 Remember, Ms. Snap can never be too thin. 245 00:10:40,456 --> 00:10:42,457 Let's not go crazy with the clay, people. 246 00:10:42,482 --> 00:10:43,922 I thought we were going to work on 247 00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:45,204 our history projects today. 248 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:46,789 This is history, Nora. 249 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:49,432 Ms. Snap will be remembered with all the other great heroes. 250 00:10:49,498 --> 00:10:51,233 Harriet Tubman, Susan B. Anthony, 251 00:10:51,299 --> 00:10:52,469 Kylie Jenner. 252 00:10:52,664 --> 00:10:55,104 She completely transformed her face and body. 253 00:10:55,171 --> 00:10:56,930 She's been two successful people. 254 00:10:57,306 --> 00:10:59,579 Mm. Now keep sculpting. 255 00:11:03,574 --> 00:11:04,680 Hey, Deb. 256 00:11:04,813 --> 00:11:06,716 We want to help you with your situation. 257 00:11:06,782 --> 00:11:08,716 We were all just sitting around talking about 258 00:11:08,783 --> 00:11:10,986 how we need to get you out of our classrooms ASAP. 259 00:11:11,053 --> 00:11:12,754 And how your lack of respect for other people 260 00:11:12,821 --> 00:11:15,124 and poor manners is reflected in your students. 261 00:11:15,191 --> 00:11:17,547 And how they break into anything like raccoons. 262 00:11:17,572 --> 00:11:19,427 I'm sorry. I thought this conversation 263 00:11:19,494 --> 00:11:20,977 - was to help me. - We're getting there! 264 00:11:21,002 --> 00:11:23,038 Also, you're really abrasive and rude. 265 00:11:24,735 --> 00:11:26,635 - Sorry, that was just for me. - Seriously? 266 00:11:26,701 --> 00:11:28,971 After we got all that off our chests, 267 00:11:29,038 --> 00:11:31,340 we started thinking how difficult this must be 268 00:11:31,407 --> 00:11:33,876 for you and your students... a wandering tribe 269 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,210 with no place to call home. 270 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:36,412 And we decided to have a fundraiser 271 00:11:36,477 --> 00:11:38,243 to buy you a new trailer. 272 00:11:38,274 --> 00:11:40,249 We've always been there for each other when one of us 273 00:11:40,315 --> 00:11:41,680 has had a hard time, 274 00:11:42,336 --> 00:11:44,119 and we want to be there for you, too, Deb. 275 00:11:44,186 --> 00:11:45,250 Thanks. 276 00:11:46,389 --> 00:11:49,124 I was beginning to think you guys all hated me. 277 00:11:49,191 --> 00:11:51,060 Just because your little toxic avengers 278 00:11:51,125 --> 00:11:54,399 ate all my top-shelf candy from the good gas station? 279 00:11:54,454 --> 00:11:56,065 That'd be crazy. 280 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,477 - Aw. - Aww! 281 00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,985 So crazy. 282 00:12:03,462 --> 00:12:06,198 The crap parents buy is so weird. 283 00:12:06,265 --> 00:12:07,534 There's a basket over there 284 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,235 that's just filled with hotel soap. 285 00:12:09,302 --> 00:12:10,770 Thank you. Ciao! 286 00:12:10,837 --> 00:12:12,972 Okay! The Great American Pasta Company is in. 287 00:12:13,038 --> 00:12:15,342 Let's put their gift certificate in a one of the baskets 288 00:12:15,408 --> 00:12:17,510 with a box of Chianti and we'll call it, 289 00:12:17,577 --> 00:12:19,445 "An Italian Night in Skokie." 290 00:12:19,511 --> 00:12:20,979 - Got it. - Did everyone come up with 291 00:12:21,045 --> 00:12:22,086 something to auction off? 292 00:12:22,111 --> 00:12:25,251 "Vegan Cooking Without Tears: A night free of animal murder 293 00:12:25,317 --> 00:12:26,318 with Cecelia Cannon." 294 00:12:26,385 --> 00:12:28,487 "Infinity and the Bible: 295 00:12:28,554 --> 00:12:31,023 "A six-part, twelve-hour lecture series 296 00:12:31,089 --> 00:12:32,407 with Mary Louise Bennigan." 297 00:12:32,432 --> 00:12:34,826 "How to Pretend You Have Glaucoma In Order To Get 298 00:12:34,894 --> 00:12:36,496 "Your Medical Marijuana Card: 299 00:12:36,563 --> 00:12:38,664 An informational download from Feldman." 300 00:12:38,731 --> 00:12:40,500 - Okay, I don't think... - "Weekly Wednesday 301 00:12:40,567 --> 00:12:42,491 Wiccan Workshops." Alliteration. You're welcome. 302 00:12:42,516 --> 00:12:43,704 Those are all lame. 303 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:45,270 Wait until you hear about my idea. 304 00:12:45,295 --> 00:12:46,868 I'll be right back! 305 00:12:47,124 --> 00:12:48,625 If she's this sick now, 306 00:12:48,758 --> 00:12:51,209 imagine what she'd be like if I hadn't found the asbestos 307 00:12:51,276 --> 00:12:52,711 - when I did. - You mean two days ago? 308 00:12:52,778 --> 00:12:54,438 Could be the difference between death 309 00:12:54,463 --> 00:12:56,933 and a long, lingering illness leading to death. 310 00:12:56,971 --> 00:12:59,016 - My item is so goo... - Ms. Bennigan? 311 00:13:00,075 --> 00:13:01,696 Can I speak to you for a moment? 312 00:13:05,257 --> 00:13:06,297 So, 313 00:13:06,358 --> 00:13:08,493 not only did I install another lock, 314 00:13:08,696 --> 00:13:10,196 but there's a sign here now. 315 00:13:10,262 --> 00:13:11,461 Can you see that? 316 00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:13,265 Tells you whether or not the door is locked 317 00:13:13,332 --> 00:13:14,782 from both sides of the door. 318 00:13:15,201 --> 00:13:16,454 Thank you. 319 00:13:17,403 --> 00:13:19,539 I've been driving a half-hour to use the bathroom 320 00:13:19,606 --> 00:13:21,360 at McDonald's on my lunch break. 321 00:13:22,308 --> 00:13:24,258 A couple of times, I didn't make it. 322 00:13:24,283 --> 00:13:25,317 Oh. 323 00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:28,443 - Do you have to go? - Yeah. 324 00:13:28,468 --> 00:13:29,485 Okay. 325 00:13:35,141 --> 00:13:38,938 Do I hear any more bids for the murder-free cooking class? 326 00:13:39,284 --> 00:13:42,399 It's sure to be very... ethical. 327 00:13:43,196 --> 00:13:44,330 There we go! 328 00:13:44,396 --> 00:13:45,579 Going once. 329 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,094 Going twice. 330 00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:49,388 Sold for $250! 331 00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:50,954 Thank you. 332 00:13:52,523 --> 00:13:53,791 Just a reminder: 333 00:13:53,816 --> 00:13:56,102 Caroline Watson's crafting circle 334 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,063 is filling up really fast. 335 00:13:58,306 --> 00:14:00,877 She is a crafty minx! 336 00:14:02,321 --> 00:14:05,083 Our next item comes from third grade teacher, 337 00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:08,188 Chelsea Snap, who is offering 338 00:14:08,266 --> 00:14:10,383 an hour with a hero. 339 00:14:11,039 --> 00:14:13,477 - Did I read that correctly? - That's right. 340 00:14:13,849 --> 00:14:15,766 I am the Sully of Chicagoland. 341 00:14:16,294 --> 00:14:19,899 Okay. This item is valued at 342 00:14:20,449 --> 00:14:22,218 $3,000? 343 00:14:23,443 --> 00:14:27,704 But let's start the bidding at $25. 344 00:14:28,274 --> 00:14:30,383 25? Okay. No. 345 00:14:30,408 --> 00:14:31,891 Come on now, people. 346 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,516 This is an hour with a hero. 347 00:14:35,056 --> 00:14:36,658 I don't know if you know this, 348 00:14:36,882 --> 00:14:39,518 but I was the person who uncovered the asbestos. 349 00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:42,788 - Wait? It's your fault - Mrs. Adler's sick? 350 00:14:42,855 --> 00:14:46,058 No. I saved her. You're welcome. 351 00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:47,458 Your irresponsible behavior 352 00:14:47,525 --> 00:14:49,261 contaminated my child's classroom! 353 00:14:49,328 --> 00:14:51,749 - What? - This is all your fault! 354 00:14:51,774 --> 00:14:53,704 - Yeah! - No, no, no, no, no. Wait. 355 00:14:53,972 --> 00:14:55,440 You should be worshipping me. 356 00:14:55,465 --> 00:14:56,800 I am a hero! 357 00:14:56,891 --> 00:14:58,670 Fire Marshal Brownstein said so. 358 00:14:58,737 --> 00:15:00,930 - I mean that ironically. - No, no, no, no. 359 00:15:00,955 --> 00:15:02,156 I am a hero! 360 00:15:02,243 --> 00:15:03,555 I will always be a hero! 361 00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:05,797 I was born a hero and I'll die a hero! 362 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,641 I'll show you! 363 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:11,683 - We're closing in on $10,000. - Oh, that's great news! 364 00:15:11,751 --> 00:15:14,914 - Awesome! - My own brand-new trailer. 365 00:15:15,621 --> 00:15:16,977 Thanks again, you guys. 366 00:15:17,002 --> 00:15:19,791 Last call for the cakewalk! 367 00:15:19,857 --> 00:15:21,680 You know what? Let's do it together. 368 00:15:21,705 --> 00:15:23,125 Yeah! 369 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,586 Is that an Anthropologie gift card? 370 00:15:29,446 --> 00:15:30,679 Yup. 371 00:15:31,123 --> 00:15:33,227 - Comes with the cake. - Whoa! 372 00:15:33,472 --> 00:15:35,674 This cakewalk just got real. 373 00:15:35,741 --> 00:15:38,750 Land on the star and you win a cake! 374 00:15:49,675 --> 00:15:51,010 I won? 375 00:15:51,390 --> 00:15:52,985 Oh, my God! 376 00:15:55,619 --> 00:15:58,490 This has turned into the best day! 377 00:15:58,698 --> 00:16:00,696 I feel so loved and so lucky. 378 00:16:01,233 --> 00:16:02,743 Haven't you taken enough? 379 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,618 We've reached our goal! 380 00:16:08,643 --> 00:16:11,377 Let's give a hand to the ladies who made this happen! 381 00:16:11,443 --> 00:16:12,930 Ow! 382 00:16:13,183 --> 00:16:14,875 Guys! 383 00:16:15,247 --> 00:16:17,110 - Give it to me! - Ow! Ow! Ow! 384 00:16:20,673 --> 00:16:22,607 There was a gift card. 385 00:16:22,814 --> 00:16:24,784 Hiyah! 386 00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:27,426 Ugh. 387 00:16:27,492 --> 00:16:29,194 Ms. Snap! What are you doing? 388 00:16:29,219 --> 00:16:31,157 I found it once, I'll find it again! 389 00:16:31,182 --> 00:16:32,696 - Stop! - Ah! 390 00:16:32,974 --> 00:16:35,243 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 391 00:16:35,467 --> 00:16:37,035 What are you doing? 392 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,898 I already checked this hall for asbestos. 393 00:16:40,136 --> 00:16:41,250 I think. 394 00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:46,274 No! 395 00:16:47,204 --> 00:16:49,633 Girl, you got to do something about that bush. 396 00:16:53,071 --> 00:16:54,753 Can't wait to see my new trailer. 397 00:16:54,946 --> 00:16:56,798 Is that shirt from Anthropologie? 398 00:16:56,823 --> 00:16:59,057 Oh, my God. Crazy, right? 399 00:16:59,124 --> 00:17:01,077 I never thought I would wear a bird print, 400 00:17:01,102 --> 00:17:03,188 but something about that store... 401 00:17:03,672 --> 00:17:06,131 - It's okay, girl. You deserve it. - Totally. 402 00:17:06,198 --> 00:17:07,900 Especially after the way we behaved. 403 00:17:07,967 --> 00:17:09,634 I'm just surprised you're still talking to us. 404 00:17:09,701 --> 00:17:11,069 Hey, it's that time of year, 405 00:17:11,137 --> 00:17:13,008 but we're getting through it together. 406 00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:15,709 Oh, darn it. 407 00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:16,936 I wanted to see your face 408 00:17:16,961 --> 00:17:18,608 when you saw the new trailer. 409 00:17:18,633 --> 00:17:20,712 - That's not a new trailer. - Yes, it is. 410 00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,960 Your old trailer was full of asbestos. 411 00:17:22,985 --> 00:17:25,284 Now the asbestos has been removed, 412 00:17:25,351 --> 00:17:27,520 so it's as good as new. 413 00:17:27,586 --> 00:17:29,353 But we raised all that money. 414 00:17:29,420 --> 00:17:32,280 We had to use the remainder to repair a bunch of holes 415 00:17:32,305 --> 00:17:35,093 that some nutjob punched into the walls. 416 00:17:35,383 --> 00:17:37,211 They were probably just misunderstood. 417 00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:39,594 Sorry you didn't get a new trailer, girl. 418 00:17:39,619 --> 00:17:40,654 It's okay. 419 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,301 If I got through last week, 420 00:17:42,368 --> 00:17:43,802 I can get through the next three. 421 00:17:43,869 --> 00:17:45,638 Then it's vacation, and I don't care 422 00:17:45,705 --> 00:17:48,586 if I ever see another kid as long as I live. 423 00:17:51,009 --> 00:17:53,493 Why couldn't it have been asbestos poisoning? 424 00:17:56,329 --> 00:17:58,758 Just so you know, I'll be using 425 00:17:58,783 --> 00:18:00,813 the McDonald's bathroom from now on. 426 00:18:01,849 --> 00:18:03,109 Congratulations. 427 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,219 Thanks. 428 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:13,149 ? Thank you, Chelsea Snap ? 429 00:18:13,327 --> 00:18:17,266 ? You put a hole right through the wall ? 430 00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:21,485 ? You found the asbestos ? 431 00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:24,780 ? And then you saved them all ? 432 00:18:25,735 --> 00:18:29,102 ? The things that Chelsea rescued ? 433 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:33,725 ? Like a flame in the breeze ? 434 00:18:35,806 --> 00:18:37,942 ? Asbestos hero ? 435 00:18:38,783 --> 00:18:42,618 ? She never blinked an eye ? 436 00:18:43,648 --> 00:18:46,617 ? Asbestos hero ? 437 00:18:46,801 --> 00:18:50,774 ? Without a little cry ? 438 00:18:51,562 --> 00:18:54,282 ? Asbestos hero ? 439 00:18:55,798 --> 00:18:58,796 ? I love her ? 440 00:18:59,373 --> 00:19:00,710 Oh, yeah. 441 00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:04,906 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 31130

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