Original subtitles

"What to do next? What's my follow-up step?"

"Why this intense yearning for a new experience earning?"

"I've never set out in search of the breeze as such"

"I need my life to be as easy as the wind that breezes in for me"

"My life I'll bounce Like a ball footloose"

"I'll cut my life like a cake Enjoy give and take"

"Like a show reel my life I'll capture I'll ensure a super hit picture"

"To anyone, partner, just don't listen Hear the beat of your heart within"

"Let your parents not lead your life It's yours to live, success or strife"

"Like a child tying a balloon to a string I tie my life to watch it spring, swing"

"Like a puppy butting a balloon curiously I'll jump into my life vivaciously"

"Like a light beam speeding straight I'll myself sketch my life line alright"

"Like fragrance wafting in the wind my life's tag line, carpe-diem destined"

"Where does my path veer? What is next to conquer?"

"Why this vision in my life's mission wherein my eyes look in every direction?"

"For those who wait time doesn't cooperate"

"In my heart's pursuit of victory love is not at all necessary"

"My life I'll bounce Like a ball footloose"

"I'll cut my life like a cake Enjoy every slice I partake"

"I'll screen my life like a show reel It will be a superhit with global appeal"

"To anyone, friend, just don't listen Hear the beat of your heart within"

"Let your parents not lead your life It's yours to live, success or strife"

"Set your standards high!"

- What is this? - Can't you see?

- It looks like last week's...? - Not looks...it is!

What are you looking at? Shall I call the warden?

Call...let him come and eat Can any human eat this?!

Why yell at him? He's only doing his job

Give me your phone He'll give us what we want

- What do we want? - Biriyani

Hello, Biriyani...! Oh! F.U Balu!

Why get tensed? Isn't that your name?

Isn't your name F.U Balu?

Okay...what's the matter? Where? 7:..I'm coming

Done, ji!

Sowcarpet Saet wedding

So boys, go to your rooms, put Rs 10 into your pocket

Get all decked up and be ready

We're going now Uh...come on, you guys

Chicken...! Too much oil

F.U Balu! What matter?

You guys use this as thoroughfare

You'll end up coming through the kitchen for your own wedding!

And you'll still get only 10 rupees

It's a pre-wedding function, 'sangeeth'...not reception

And limited guests Eat quickly and leave

These financiers are something else!

However stingy they are with business...

...they more than compensate with such functions

Guys and girls have the time of their lives

Function is 'sangeeth'

Even in our city, this is the trend nowadays

Even their names are decorated so well

Pappu...Sonu...! Do you guys remember your names?

- Jitesh - I'm Nitesh

- Raj - Digital Plus

- Then I'm Raj Video Vision - Who are you guys?

What are you doing here, dude? You wanted to make some movie

That is passion This is profession

- Excuse me, sir - Queue please

Are you from groom's side or the bride's side, sir?

That's what he also wants to know!

Come this side, please

- Why? - Just come

- Why? - To bless you

Come

Call Jitesh bhai...quickly

- Who are you? - Anu aunty's assistant

This event's organizer

I've seen many 'without' cases like you

I'm not some wastrel case

Wait We'll see

Yes, dear What's the problem?

Uncle...is he related to you? Or has he come here on his own?

I'm not related to anyone

- I told you...'without' - Hey! I'm not a 'without'?

Uncle ji, I've come to sing with the band and...Logu!

Come

Friend

- Tell them who I am - Who are you?

Tell them I'm part of videographer's team

I have never seen you before

How would you have seen me?

Our work requires certain discretion

One thing I tell you Very important...huh?

Uncle Ji, sangeeth is a beautiful function and also the sound of music

And 'mummy returns' It's exactly everything is a package

You don't understand? I know, it's a professional language

If we eat before the 'sangeeth'...

...we can cover the song and dance completely

Not convinced?

If you don't want me to, then no need

I'll shoot without eating

- Come - Son...?

Don't be tensed Eat a lot and then shoot

Shruti, take good care of him

Start the sangeeth immediately Son, shoot in a variety of colors

Colors? That's all? Okay, I'll take care of it

Ladies, no leg piece? I mean the chicken's, aunty

- 'Without' - Anger in the reddest shade!

Uncles and aunties

Boys and girls

Sangeeth is about to start

There's singing... dancing...everything!

"Here...hear...hear this story Listen to her biography"

"She landed on earth with a hello Her beauty caused vertigo!"

"With her demands of this and that with emphasis"

"Temper tantrum queen Her life was a dream"

"Whatever it is...!"

"She takes a call et al with expertise In designing dresses she is a genius"

"Whole year through many boys stood in a queue"

"But no one had the zing to capture this pretty thing"

"But now Juliet has tripped Flipped in her Romeo's love-grip"

"You in her heart with love she locked You smiled, in shyness she docked"

"With love she locked you in her soul You smiled, she draped her shyness stole"

"She locked your love in her heart Your smile gave her a shy-start"

"Here...dear, hear this fairy tale Listen to his-story of this male"

"He landed on earth with a smile making life worthwhile"

"A lion king wandering Not worrying about anything"

"Daily this is how he lived his life king-sized!"

"Daily..."

"...he wakes up only when his tummy sings loudly"

"His hair ruffled disarrayed Revels in his jeans frayed"

"One look at any girl, he will hone all his flirting skill"

"He'll drool, rivet his eyes, ogle Like a river in spate he'll goggle"

"But now Tarzan is trapped By Jane's beauty, he is zapped"

"You in his heart with love he locked In your smile, dropping anchor, he docked"

"He locked you in his heart intact He's a tough nut your smile cracked"

"He locked you up in his heart's chamber Your smile warranted him as your prisoner"

Hello?

I can speak to Anu madam?

Namaste ji! I'm Sharma

Pinky's uncle?

Yes!

Whaaat? Who is Pinky?

We met at yesterday's Sangeeth...?

It's okay, I understand

You'd have been too, too busy to remember me!

Then...Sangeeth was very grand

You and your assistant...?

That girl's name Shruti...ah...Subramaniam

All the relatives who came were enquiring about her

Naturally...for a marriage alliance

In Hindi, they say...?

One good turn deserves another

That...yes, that only

Why? Has someone booked in advance?

Right...studies are important It's the final year too, right?

What college did you say?

Come...come...come Start the bike

37G, yellow board, 2:30 bus Shruti D/o Subramaniam C/o Mint

With trademark of a 'tam-brahm'

- Tamil-brahmin in Mint? - Dad is a Govt officer

Mom is Home minister Only 1 sister, street full of dogs

Instead of chasing a girl you could chase your 'paper'

So you'll be free of arrears

Very good...next time you do that and make me pass...okay?

- Okay - Go fast now

Go...go...go

Go this way

Hello, madam Remember?

'Without'?

What are you doing here, da?

Da...familiarity? That's okay

No...this has only your dance!

You're hitting on me?

Don't even try I don't have any time

Just because I stayed up all night editing this for you...

...don't think I'm free I'm also very busy

We fought that day That's why

Little DVD Little friendship

Offer valid only till the next bus stop

I knew it

Excuse me One fat aunty call you

Why don't you want to showcase your talent in a dance show?

If you win...you can become a heroine

Or a politician, Member of Parliament, Assembly or even chief minister!

I don't have time for that

What are you acting so pricey for?

- What do you want to do? - Business...my own business

I'll start as soon as I finish my exam

- What business? - I told you...my own

I know...but what business?

Wedding planning

What business is that?

A wedding has a lot of jobs to be done

Food, music, decorations etc

Everything has to be organized

- Who will do all that? - Contractor

Yes, but the same thing if it has to be done better in a grander scale

Grand Contractor!

That's wedding planning

That is, huh?

Wedding is an event to be treasured lifelong

Not just for the bride and groom

For wedding planners like me also

Recession...or inflation There'll always be weddings, no?

People will spend in lakhs for that, right?

That's why it is the best business

You talk well...but will this business suit our city?

No one will understand it

Why not?

We understand mobile phones, mp3, computers...all these, right?

What am I saying that's new?

Only a wedding You understood, right?

Hmmmm!

Moron! If you yourself can understand, everyone else will

Who will accept this? No one even knows about this

What is unknown you should make known

What is impossible you should make possible

Okay, yeah...this is my company's name

Getti Maelam means 'wedding drums'

- Awesome - Right?

Everybody wants weddings to be different

That's why...different themes

Fairytale theme Barbie theme

Royalty, 5 elements Different kinds

This sounds like you're saluting in slush and asking for Surf Excel

Like doing black magic to yourself with your own money!

Idiot! Hold this

Why did I even try telling you my plans?

Like chanting slokas to an atheist!

My dance My DVD

My editing

I sat up all night and made your dance look like it's amazing

And that too when I was busy

Did I ask for it? Did I ask for it?

You took it without asking

- At least a coffee? - No

- I don't have t... - What? No time for all that?

- Right? - Yes

Okay

Let my exams get over Then we'll see

Utterly delicious!

Time waste

Instead of going to college and bunking classes...stupid

I tell you today No white girls, dude

Black boys, black girls, best combination

- I don't understand - Yeah, I don't get it either

She said some terribly terrific name

But I don't remember it

But I'll tell you one thing

Business...goddamn business All my feelings for her are gone

Poor girl!

Exams over...!

Time for 'Getti melam'

I'm fed up of repeating it

You are the one who pampers her way too much

You should only put some sense into her head

She is after all a child What will she know?

In what way is this alliance not good enough?

He lives in New Jersey He earns a fat salary

How can you refuse this?

Even horoscopes match

It is so tough to even get the right groom nowadays

That too from a good family and well educated is rarer still

Take a look

He looks awesome, right?

But did I ask?

Did I ask you to find me a groom?

Aren't you getting older by the day?

That applies to you

I cannot get married just because you are bored

Haven't you worked with Anu aunty for 3 years, dear?

Now get married Then start your 'Getti melam'

Okay, I'll agree to get married just as you wish

Then my in-laws will be bored They'll pester me to have a baby

Lifelong I can only be a glorified maid

How will I have a life of my own?

I'm only 20 now

When I'm 25 I'll marry whomever you point a finger at!

Whether I start 'Getti melam' or not

Okay?

You drank your coffee?

- Leave now - Shruti, wait dear

Sister, if the boy wants only Shruti ask him to wait for 5 years

Or else ask him to change his bride's name to Shruti!

You are ditching me half way And you call yourself my friend?

Bro, anyone with brains can prosper in any corner of the world

It doesn't have to be only Australia!

Finally you'll land up in a call center here

And say 'thank you for calling blah blah' with a heavy accent

Stay here, dude I'll be with you

That's exactly why I'm flying to Australia!

I've said what I wanted to

It is your call

Why should you butt into my future?

You'll land up in your father's land in a few months in cool comfort

How wrong can you be!

Why did I come to Chennai insisting I must study here?

To get a fancy degree like you?

City life, dude

Go back to be a farmer and of some use to our country!

Shut up your bloody full mouth, you broad minded fellow!

Me...village? Shame...disgraceful!

Am I a toddler scared of his father like you?

I'll retort in the same tenor as my father's bravely!

- Shall we go? - Yes...uh...huh...pa?

Come in, uncle

Is your friend getting ready to go back to his native place like you?

Come...come

Didn't your mother tell you?

To take you back when I take Mahalakshmi home?

You must only take care of her protectively

Will I listen to my mother or study for my exams?

Big deal...as if you're studying to become a collector!

Come...come out

We are going back in this like royalty

In this? Back home?

- Like royalty - Yes, da

I'm not coming

- I knew - Why?

You have to tell me why!

I'm planning...er...to do my own business

Isn't it enough you fooled us saying you want to study?

What business is this?

It is a...new...business

- What? - Get...get married

Come home with me I'll myself get you married

No, I'll plan and get others married

But our village head does this

Yes...right...but this is a contractor's job

This is an errand boy's job

Usually jobless people in our village get into this

Why be here in a hostel in Chennai to do this?

This is wedding planning business

Seriously, there is a long check list for a wedding

From pre-nuptial function to drums, lighting, decoration...

...menu for the feast up to take-away bags

Each has to be organized perfectly

She said something else also

Recession or inflation weddings are a constant

This is the best business

Now talk, I say

Because wedding is an event to be treasured for a lifetime

Treasure or trash Better come back home

Even if I die I will not come back home

Come on, stop me

From the 1st floor? Big joke, huh?

Just like your mother Utterly brainless!

Do whatever wedding business you want

But land up back home in one week's time

Let me clear my debt of being your father

Come, da

Why did I end up as his father?

My mother is to blame

Our village astrologer warned me right then

If you have a son, he'll only give you grief

Can't believe it

- Ideas flow, no? - You bet it over-flows!

Because it is not your original idea

Copyright Shruti!

If you copy it, she will bruise you black and blue with her shoes

But I only intend becoming her partner

Why should she?

I'll get my way

How can she say 'no' to me?

Will she refuse?!

I won't

I just won't agree

What's the grin for?

You might as well grin fully Like a mixie in repair state!

Correct

Smell their perfume

Poor souls! They get messed up watching advertisements

Your business idea

Sooooper! Out of this world matter

Chanceless

When are you inaugurating your 'Getti melam'?

Started...1 hour from now I'm meeting Chandralekha

Is there a wedding in her family?

She is like our superstar Rajini in wedding planning

Then she plans 1 wedding in 2 years, you mean?

If I assist her for a while, enough 'Getti melam' will go places!

Actually I also have a super business plan

But I'll have to go through him and his friend's friend...like that

I'll be your partner till I start my business

No need of partnership Too many complications

How will you handle this complicated business solo?

A person like me will come in handy

For so long I have managed all the weddings alone, right?

- I am here now, no? - But I don't want you, no?

I don't have any other business idea

I know

If I don't start working, my father will drag me back to farming

How will that work for city boys like me?!

- Tell, no? - No...!

I sat up the whole night and edited your dance video so well

I can't do that

But you accepted me as your friend

You'll call me your friend now

Then you'll profess your love to me

I don't want this emotional confusion

I am clear in what I want

Till now, my life is heading in the direction I want it to

Business is my priority

1st rule in business

Can finance and romance merge?

No, never

Best if I manage this solo

You ask and you answer! Then what am I there for?

Correct, why?

I swear I will never cross the friendship line

What is the guarantee?

I swear on this chilly fritter!

No

Okay, no need partner Will you settle for a secretary?

Office boy? Peon...?!

At least for the sake of agreement, figurehead!

'Moonstruck'

Chandralekha mam's company

One day I'll own 10 vans like this with 'Getti melam' branded on it

Not I...we'll own

I said 'no' to partnership, no?

You still keep following me!

You've worked with Anu aunty for 3 years

Anu aunty is low key

She organizes wedding within a marriage hall

Chandralekha ma'am plans weddings on lawns, farm house, beach side

You might have heard of bride and groom landing in a helicopter

But here, even the flowers fly!

Disc jockeys for parties will fly from Mumbai, Dubai, New York in private jets

In these wedding only their commission will come up to 10 million, imagine!

I learnt how to conduct a wedding from Anu aunty

From Chandralekha ma'am I'll learn this is how I should perform a wedding!

You are Shruti but why do you speak like Shruti Haasan?

To know this much you should be either Kamal Haasan or his daughter!

Whaaat? I like Shruti Haasan!

Chandralekha ma'am

You wait here I'll be back

I'll also-

No...no...no Not like that!

I told you this has to come before and then you-

Hello ma'am

It is so nice to meet you, ma'am You're such a big inspiration to me

This is my portfolio, ma'am

Fairy tale theme Barbie theme

There is also another them-

Let me go

Ma'am, please ma'am

Ma'am, 1 minute

Ma'am, please I am your big fan

Crap!

What timing to get jaundice and put a spoke in my wheel?!

I'm telling you Just let go of me

Let's go

You're adding your bit to this?

- Ganesh, wait - Shruti, let's go

No, I can take it up but only with her

But we need a boy for this position

Not a girl

You think she's a girl? She only looks like one

She'll make mincemeat out of 10 rowdies in a second!

But I can pay only 1 person

If you take Shruti Shakthi comes free

Are you dating each other?

Of course not! We are partners

100% guarantee

Okay...whatever!

Thank you so much, ma'am

Chillax...!

Design shows 4 circles

You are decorating only 1 circle, Hyder bhai

Hey! Little miss! When did you join work?

Only 5 days

But don't think you can take me for a ride

I'm in this business for many years

Will you follow the design?

Shall I complain to Chandralekha ma'am?

Go ahead and complain

Your Chandra ma'am would've promised the sky and the earth to her client!

But for the money she paid me I can only decorate 1 circle

In English they call it 'commission'

Sekar, have you got the flowers ready?

Chandralekha ma'am does that...?

And the music starts gradually

Groom makes a graceful entry like a prince

And here comes the bride like a princess walking through the path

But Chandra, please remember Red roses are SO important!

In my cousin's daughter's wedding they promised red roses

But they gave some cheap plastic flowers!

It was so embarrassing

And you know what That's not Chandra-style!

Ma'am, caterers are waiting for you

Oh yeah! So please excuse me, huh?

Thank you, buddy

Unbelievable creatures!

Nag nag whiney goosey goosey!

My God! I am starving

- It is okay, no problem - I'm starving

Why's that? Have samosa

Thank you for your 'samsa'!

Why work, madam?

They give you copper and ask for gold?!

How do you handle them? Silly fellows!

You are funny

You are big funny

Hello?

Why didn't it happen?

Oh Holy crap!

Oh my God...how crappy! It's a complicated job

What, girls?

Which computer model?

Mango? Pineapple?

Apple!

What's up?

Your greaaaat madam is number 1 fraud, you know?

Why?

She takes commission even from those who work for her

That's why she owns a BMW car

That's not called fraud

In your lingo it is called 'job secret'!

In my lingo it is 'business sense'

In my 'Getti melam' no cheating, no fraud

Only in the beginning? No problem

Who is your partner?!

- Shakthi...? - Coming soon, madam

In your favorite theater

Without me, madam cannot survive even for a second

He won't spare anyone Neither boss nor employee

Good morning, ma'am

- Is the menu finalized, Shruti? - No, ma'am

You said you'll talk directly to the client

What's wrong with you guys? How can I do everything?

What are you there for?

What the hell am I paying you for?

Shakthi, designs

I went to take print out of super designs but the system went kaput

What's your favorite word?

- CRAP...! - Okay, give it by this evening

And ma'am, Hyder bhai has to use lilies-

I'll handle him

If there are no lilies the marriage won't stop

Why tension? Everything is cool only, no?

Fraud

Even for a shirker this stinks, I swear!

Where are the arrangements you promised me...you frauds!

Cheaters!

Stop it

You'll talk 19 to a dozen till you take the money?

Are you trying to cheat me?

Where are the lilies?

Sir, truck drivers are on strike

They said they can deliver only after 3 days

Floral decorations is an absolute disaster

You have any idea of our guest list?

Commissioner, minister and all the big wigs in the city

So can somebody explain to me what the f...

Sir, let me handle this What's the problem?

My wife approved lilies But all we have are carnations

Where are the lilies?

Shruti, what's happening?

Ma'am, er...I told hi-

What 'I told him'...it is because of idiots like you brigadier has to suffer

Useless people!

Ma'am, enough

Shakthi, you stay out of it

We won't interfere in your work

Shruti, let's go

You morons! Do you know who he is?

I know who he is and I also know what happened here

If I continue I know who will cut a sorry figure

What does that mean?

Shhhh! Think of our future

Because of your future only I've kept quiet long enough

It is just a business for them But for you...?!

Come

Time to start 'Getti melam'

Shruti, Shakthi, get back to work or else you are fired

Come, partner

We'll take that chance

See you in the market

'Getti Melam'

Name seems very auspicious

But in my family, all our uncles, aunts, siblings get together to conduct a wedding

There is no work for wedding planners at all

Thank you for the coffee, uncle

Didn't I tell you he won't understand?

You try to clear his unclear mind

I'll wait in the street corner

Uncle, what will be the total cost for this wedding approximately?

Maybe Rs 400000

All these years why did you toil night and day?

You saved up for this day, right?

This is not just a wedding It's a grand festival in your house

You must celebrate this event and enjoy it without tension

Uncle, we will make this colony do a double take at your wedding

Wedding is yours Tension is ours

Wow...what an admirable site?

Did we challenge Chandralekha for this, by raising our collar in slow motion?

It's not too late even now

Refuse and let's get a contract to a grand farm house wedding

Start with small steps, become kings and then go up the ladder of success

Also more chances of bungling as beginners

Even if we did, we can get away with an apology to uncle

Risk is less

Budget is even less!

What can we do with just 400000?

That is the challenge

Budget can be stringent But our brains...?

You are super confident only because you can't mortgage your brains!

Let us see Us or 400000?

Okay, ready...start

"Ahaa...wedding ceremony Ahaa...ha...matrimony"

"Priceless catch Ahaa...perfect match"

"Ahaa auspicious wedding Happy fairy tale ending"

"We'll get them married happily Beat drums and trumpets heartily"

Yes, uncle

Beautician is complimentary

Our gift, okay?

Quick...connect Before she comes

Hey! Come down here

We don't have money for a generator

I don't care

I've warned you, right? No fraud no cheating

Will you come down or shall I complain to the department?

What...? Get down, sir

She's a pain

Here between these posts

- Where? - I know

Bring the gunny bags and lower them here

Place this load here

Did you order them?

- No - Don't lie

Hyder's wishes for 'Getti melam' on their 1st wedding planner assignment

Bhai, our budget is very small, if you-

Little Miss, you are too good!

What happened at brigadier's wedding was solely my fault and Chandralekha's

But not letting her down you shouldered all the blame

When she tried to act smart with you, taking advantage of your goodness...

...you challenged her

To my knowledge you are the 1st pair to have challenged Chandralekha

Don't worry about your budget

I will do it for you Who are the caterers?

We have talked to Srinivas

Little Miss, what do guests expect most in weddings?

A superlative lunch

They will forget all this pomp and splendor once they go inside

Seenu charges exorbitantly and serves unpalatable food

Takes commission on the side as well

Ramesh, a small time hotelier is waiting for a chance like this

Chinese and tandoor are his specialties

Ramesh, it's me Hold on a second

Aiyo! A first timer?!

If he bungles we're in a soup!

What about you guys?

Hello?

Sekar, have you finished?

Add the cashews...quick

Now give it to me Just a second

Hey! Have you finished with that?

Add some more

Couldn't you have told me?

I'd have arranged a super cook for you

Why...what's wrong with this?

Works out to Rs 250 per head

What? That's all, huh?

My friend was charged Rs 350 for lesser items and tasted terrible too

Put some in a bowl and keep it separately

Here, come

Leave it there We're rushed for time

Push it an inch away

Pull it up...up...further

Don't worry This is my gift

Something is missing

Then we have to transfer Taj Mahal here

Even then you won't be satisfied

DJ

No chance We don't have the budget

No problem Give me the phone

- We can't afford it - Not necessary

We'll call Danny

College band No way

Hey!

Mom? Dad?

Hiiiiiii!

How is it?

- Very nice - Super

Whose daughter after all?!

Not me alone My partner, Shakthi

Hello aunty

What is his name?

- Shakthi - Okay, now go, mom

Please go

Danny...?

Come to the address I tell you, right now

I'll pay for your auto You cheapo!

I did not expect this at all Everything is beautifully arranged

And...best food

Not my scene, dude

Dude, free publicity

Your 1st live show

You can even upload it in You tube!

Food is also free

"Hey! Phone without battery Don't be Miss Grumpy"

"Get charged on, bon bon"

"Can with no fizz Don't be a loser, miss"

"Contest is on...bon bon"

"Phone without battery Don't be Miss Sulky"

"Get rejuvenated, bon bon"

"Can with no fizz Don't be a wall flower, miss"

"Contest is on...bon bon"

"Maternal and paternal aunts Same with uncles, ready to dance?"

"Kill all the cholesterol...bon bon"

"To bass and disco sway Let's dance, hurray!"

"Let's make a combo rock, break, hip hop, mambo"

"To drums and disco sway Let's dance, hurray!"

"Let's make a combo freak out with the flamenco"

"To rhythm and beat sway Let's dance, hurray!"

"Let's make a combo rock, break and calypso"

"Wrist watch with battery Mr Everlasting Energy"

"Twist with your wrist...bon bon"

"1 touch from us, even cappuccino ice cold, will be piping hot you know"

"Razor sharp are girls' eyes as laser Can make boys' tails slightly shorter"

"When heads can bob tail no need, my sweet bon bon!"

"To bass and disco sway Let's dance, hurray!"

"Let's make an olio rock, break, tango"

"To drums and disco sway Let's dance, hurray!"

"Let's make an olio freak out with the frevo"

"To rhythm and beat sway Let's dance, hurray!"

"Let's make an olio rock, break and azonto"

"We'll beef up our muscles in the gym Revel in college to every rebel's whim"

"We should break rules, more than few But this build up doesn't befit you"

"Light on your toes Prince of heroes"

"We'll lose flab, become slim in the gym We'll master 3R's in college to the brim"

"No hang ups of our faux pas or flaws For fractured hearts we ain't the cause"

"To bass and disco sway Let's dance, hurray!"

"Let's make a combo rock, break, hip hop, mambo"

"To drums and disco sway Let's dance, hurray!"

"Let's make a combo freak out with the flamenco"

"To dance and disco it takes 2 to tango"

"Let's make a potpourri Freak out and make merry"

"To bass and disco sway Let's dance, hurray!"

"Let's make a combo rock, break, hip hop, mambo"

- Keep this in here - Carry it

Left, my left Not to your left

Hey! Careful

Second hand furniture

- Thank you so much - Come

I don't lift even a spoon at home

Careful

Not here Over there

This is for you And this is for me

Why should I sit at the doorway?

To ward off the evil eye

This isn't what I bargained for Made me your personal secretary

Place the trunk on top of this

That can be here

Now we can relax and watch TV

Mattress...come...welcome!

Thenandal films presents 'Earth quake in the sky'

"Honey...dear honey Without U, I am not me"

"Honey...sweet honey You are not U without me"

"If you're Neptune I'll be your tune"

"If you are a spring roll I'll take a spring's role"

"If you are a cocktail I'll be your tail without fail"

"If you are Monday, I'll be be mud, in your hands putty"

"World is made beautifully U for me and I for U only"

"Me and you, you and me in this world we will be"

"Universe is made Uniquely U for me and I for U only"

"How many we paired forever? Planned a day to remember"

"Honey, my sweet Without you I'm incomplete"

"From ringtone just take the ring I'll slide it in your finger, darling"

"With prefix from cell phone as well let our hearts be locked in a cell"

"Delete age from marriage No causing further damage"

"Take the car from carpet Go places at pace fastest"

"In caterpillar you are super cat I'm the pillar, how is that?!"

"In cauliflower you are Kali avatar And I am the dear delicious flower"

"In caterpillar you're cat-star I'm the pillar, Rock of Gibraltar"

"You're the 50 in my century I'm always the other 50, sweetie"

"World is made beautifully U for me and I for U only"

"Me and you, you and me in this world we will be"

"Universe is made UnIquely U for me and I for U only"

"World is made beautifully U for me and I for U only"

"Me and you, you and me in this world we will be"

Who are those guys?

Looks like my juniors

1 plate is 500 bucks

It is okay

Charge it to my account

Your wish!

No, sir, I can't ask them to cancel

How is that possible?

Calendar is full, sir

Which scheme do you want, sir? Platinum, gold, silver...?

Next? No next, sir

What...lesser than silver?

There is something called brass That's only for funerals

Wondering why at a wedding I'm bringing up funerals?

You fix the wedding Death comes unexpected!

Want to die? Death-client!

When you asked for the advance we gave it immediately, right?

How can you delay the delivery now?

Tomorrow morning is the wedding

What to do- Hey...hey...madcap!

First eat

- What if he doesn't deliver? - If you starve will he deliver?

They are all like that

You've not eaten anything from morning

Take 10 minutes off for yourself

After that you scold him with your choicest words!

He will wait

Eat

We've finished 26 weddings What's the future plan?

Another 3 years

After that marry the guy mom and dad suggest

2 kids, after that-

Excuse me I can come inside, please?

I don't want to know personal plans of Shruti Subramaniam

Our company's future

OUR future

You said we'll 1st become king of budget weddings

We are now emperors

Next level Farm house wedding

- What do you say? - Absolutely loony

I knew it

There is still time for farm house weddings

You simply can't take up such lavish weddings

You need experience Pass the sauce

You're fixed on arranged marriage?

Up to the client!

I'm asking about...

...Shruti Subramaniam's personal future plan?

All this love and paraphernalia

Stupid complications I don't have time for all that

Love at first sight

More you interact the more you fall flat

All this is old style

Nowadays not just looks It is crystal clear...clarity

Then...ahem!

Oh! Old style, huh? One boy with 'gift of the gab'...

...sat up whole night and edited a dvd for me, with a hidden agenda

Only later I realized, he isn't just a gas bag

He is an ignoramus!

That's correct, if not for this ignoramus boy...

...you'll still be making excuses for the lilies to Chandralekha!

As if I wouldn't have started 'Getti melam' without you

Deny it

Try saying no?

NO

Get lost, da

Give my phone back to me

That farm house-

Hello...? I'll be there right now

That was Shankar...let's go

Look who's here Getti melam, right?

Anyways, I'm happy

Aware of your level you plan low budget weddings only

Good

Business is all about competition

In that competition you need to know who to compete with

But of course there is space for everyone in this business

What is important is to know if the space is here

Or here

Nice dress, ma'am

You guys are funny

Anyways I'll see you in the market

Crap...!

Leave it Don't get tensed

Why fight with her?

I know where her next meeting is

Let's not talk about what's on the package

Let's talk about what's in the package

We have lots of colors We have big bashes

And we'll have a grand entry for her

Not something tacky

It will be beauty with purpose

Something that will make her stand out

Now if you could check slide 13 I've got the exact thing for you

Shut up

1 ice cold water, please

Can you hear?

Yes, I can hear

What?

1 ice cold water, please

Idiot!

I am also with you, right? Wretched fellow!

Maximum what will she say?!

Shhhhhh!

I'll show off my English

- Okay then - Thanks

- See you, take care - Bye

Let's leave

- Yeah it was so awesome, no? - Yeah, colors were...no chance!

Very nice

- Rahul sir - Shalini ma'am

Hello, sir

Good afternoon, ma'am

We are 'Getti melam' sir

Ma'am...?

Have we met before?

No in person Yes in Facebook

Wedding you 2 Planning us 2

We two Ours two

Actually we are in a rush

Where's the rush? Only we two, no?

We have your number We will call you

We have to go now

Why time waste, sir? We can walk and talk

You are heading to the car park

You walk We talk

I'm sorry but we are already discussing it with Chandralekha

What theme did she suggest to you?

Classic, Royal or Maharaja?

Classic?

What is this, sir?

A wedding can't be treated like a power point presentation

You have to do it with involvement

And the most important thing is...

...if the wedding is here

Or here!

Poor thing! What can she do?

She plans 4 weddings All at the same time

It will be a little this way or that

But at Getti melam it will be this as this and that as that!

We do 1 wedding at 1 time

100% total dedication to 1 client for 6 months

Start to finish, no compromise Swear on my mother!

And Rahul sir We don't have to tell you

You manage your dad's business

And before that as the college chairman

...you were elected unopposed

And organized the city's best cultural festival

And that's where you met city's best female vocalist

And wedding bells are ringing now!

When 2 people with this kind of status get married...

...imagine how grand it must be

How can it be run-of-the-mill?

Good

You've carried out a thorough research on us

I'm impressed

But we don't know anything about you

How can we give this contract?

Sir, this is your wedding Don't look at it like a deal

This is the best day of your life

Not only for you For us also

Sir...your car

If you have faith in us, give us a call

We'll be waiting for your call

Thanks for your time Okay, bye

Shruti, come Let's leave

How could you mess it up like this?

There is nothing more to add

We shouldn't overdo it

What if they don't call?

We can't go back, no? What to do now?

- Shruti Subramaniam - Shakthivel

Are you free on Sunday?

Good morning, sir Hello, sir

Hey! Shruti...BMW Click a photo of it

Don't disgrace me

Ideas are excellent Bride's entry is the best

You haven't planned a wedding with this kind of budget before, right?

We've done up to 20 lakhs

Not this budget You are right, sir

You have the style they expect and the traditions we want to follow

But point is, this is not a Tamil wedding

They want their style Andhra wedding

Everything has to be perfect and grand

We are prepared to spend in crores

It's not about the expense But the guests must not lack anything

Should we take such a high risk giving it to first-timers?

I'm not sure

Sir, whether arrangement is perfect or with defects...

...depends on the planner

Now about the first timer issue

40 years back, a young man passed out of college

He went to his father and said...

...'I am planning a business I want money for investment'

Tyre business

His dad gave him the money trusting his son's ability

Today...that boy is the tyre king of India

And sitting here in front of us

Sir...?

That faith your father placed on your shoulders then...

...I believe you will trust us the same way

Farm house wedding is confirmed!

Just make sure everything is okay

No problem Take your time

It is okay even if it is 3 days

Wedding will wait for you!

Donkey fellow! Check at once

What about the electrician?

She looks lovely, no?

Where the hell are you?

If you're not here in half hour, that's it!

Rahul is here Tell Shalini

5 minutes only

What, sir? Is it okay?

Everything is okay?

You do the honors!

- Definitely - Extra large for uncle

All set, over, thank you

Everything is like that only

Smile when you serve

Only then everyone will feel like eating

Why are you getting tensed?

Everyone has 15 years experience

They know what to do Will you attend to your work?

"Priceless catch Ahaa...perfect match!"

Her dress is my selection

- How is it? - Chilly!

Yes...?

- What happened, da? - Not able to grip it, sir

- Do something - That's what I am doing!

Hurry up

What happened?

"Made for each other Wedded bliss forever"

"Ahaaa...auspicious wedding Happy fairy tale ending"

Shruti

Shakthi

We did it, huh?

Yes

- This is enough for me - This is only the beginning

More coming soon

- So 'Getti melam' - Yes, sir?

Any problem, sir?

When we have to part with money it's always a problem, right?

Anyways...good job

Here is your final settlement

Thank you, sir

Keep up your good work

Thank you so much

What is my share?

After payments to everyone...

...there is a balance of 60 lakhs in 2 crores

30 for you and 30 for me

No, 20 lakhs each

Why...why...why?

20 lakhs for business development, darling

What is this? One zero is less

There should be 8 zeroes, no?

No, you nut case Correct, 7 only

Rock on...!

Fatso...don't pull me Stop...stop...stop

Too tired

Even I can't dance anymore

I've reduced a few inches already

If Allah wills!

You 2 should always be together like this

You should have plenty of business

We should party a lot

Only then we get free booze

Shall we leave?

No one should go

- Again? - Warning

Get lost

Come, drunkard

He asks me to go and he is going!

Bye Good job

I need to rest

Shakthi...!

Can you please drop me in my house?

Yeah, get ready

- Tea? - I will make

- I'll make for both of us - You won't know where sugar is

I will look for it Ah! I found it

Please get ready

Why is she suddenly formal towards me?

Shall we leave?

Thanks

- Haiii - Hi, dad

- Did it take off fine? - Soooper! Top class

Getti melam, naturally Why am I not surprised?!

It's getting late Talk to you in the evening

- Breakfast? - No, I'll drop uncle

Uncle, sit sideways

Hello sir Sir! Hey you sir

You bum of a jackass! When did you come?

I finished my studies and 2 weeks back I joined a software company in Chennai

I read about you in the newspaper and called you immediately

You are a celebrity here

Big shot

You keep changing your phone number

- Stop kidding! - Take a look, man

Wedding Planners Shakthivel - Shruti Subramaniam

Page 3 Super, da

I swea-

Oh! This is why my mother called me this morning?!

Wait...let me tell Shruti She will be happy

- What's the matter, da? - Nothing

It is plastered all over your face

She'd have also read this

Who?

Wonder what's the reason for your cloud 9 happiness!

Just like that

Won't a radio sing happily?

But your radio will sing only with a reason

I'm not joking

She suffixes the respect term in Tamil to me

She has never talked to me like this before

She even made tea for me Of course tasteless!

But 1st time she made tea for me

Looks like she is in love with you

I think she loves me

Exactly...!

That is my problem now

What do you think?

Of Shakthi?

What do you think I should think?

He is the same as always

He was just roaming aimlessly

Suddenly he has become a big shot

Oh! To understand that big shot's feelings...

...you've become a big girl!

Come to the point

What are you trying to say?

You've never spoken to me before like this about him

What do I do now?

What if she loves you?

You also like her

You both are successful business partners

Both of you are close friends with good understanding

Next what? Isn't it evident?

The 'next what' is the problem

She made me her partner

She changed me into a better man

Finance and romance cannot merge, da

He is my friend, mom

I don't understand your concept

You want your spouse to be your friend

But you're equally emphatic you can't marry a friend

Why are you so confused?

No confusion He is different

He makes tea Works in the kitchen

He won't mind if his wife works

Looks awesome, mom?

Awful...!

Mom...don't confuse me

Who is confused? You or me?

"In rain's drizzle tiny drops sprinkle"

"I feel like getting wet Shake...shiver...outlet"

"Though flawed, fallen for it Now a treasure trove to covet"

"In a state of half love, half hesitancy one foot on shore, the other in sea"

"Swept by waves, fall into the sea? With help of an oar, do I opt for safety?"

"Never before have I been in 2 minds, caught in between"

"Even so...to me wedding was never priority"

"In rain's drizzle tiny drops twinkle"

"I feel like getting wet Quake...quiver...onset"

"Knew it was wrong, stuck my head happily Now a worthy prize to cherish heartily"

"In rain's drizzle tiny drops whistle"

"I feel like getting wet tremble...tremor...to whet"

"For many strangers to wed I buy garlands to go ahead"

"For my own wedding garland who will take the upper hand?"

"I yearn when you speak while into your eyes I peek"

"In shyness waiting for me See eye to eye and agree"

"Is it the artist's colorful scribbles drawing desirable ripples?"

"Is it baby steps of a toddler who tries to toddle and totter, falls and cries?"

"Yes, it is Hers and His"

"You and I became 'we' We lost ourselves knowingly"

"In a state of 'want 50 waver 50' one foot on shore, the other in sea"

"Swept by waves, fall into the sea? With help of an oar, do I opt for safety?"

"Never before have I been in 2 minds, caught in between"

"Even so...to me wedding was never priority"

"In rain's drizzle tiny drops twinkle"

"I feel like getting wet Quake...quiver...onset"

"Though taboo, flipped head over 4 leafed clover on cloud 9 forever"

What, Mr Shakti?

How come, you're up and about so early?

What's troubling you?

Please don't use this respect suffix!

Call me the way you always used to

Why are you in a real confused state of mind?

Nothing

Let's take up this tea matter

- That day - Which day?

You know which day I'm referring to!

From that day I'm also making tea

Not once have you said it tastes yuck!

Hoping you'll be your usual self I keep making bad tea on purpose

Are you scared I'll be hurt if you are brutally frank?

From when did you become so caring, mister?

What are you trying to say now?

Don't act! You know

No games, please

Relax

Whatever happened that day happened

You don't have to react this way because-

Thank God! I was so tensed for a moment

After that session, you are like-

Session...?!

Even now I was tensed you'll propose to me

Like a nutcase!

Nutcase?!

Are you like other girls?

It is common to commit certain mistakes in life

One should rub them with an eraser and forget about it

Tea...? Special tea?

You are now back to my wave length!

True...finance and romance cannot go hand in hand

They should not!

You are right in what you said

No emotional confusion

Now just you wait

Look...how we create a deep impact in our city

We'll become more famous than Chandraleka and...

...buy not just a BMW, but bus, container, the whole works

If we get married, we'll get tied up with family, kids and be in a rut

All our efforts will go waste

Now Shruti is happy and Shakthi happy

Good morning This is 'Getti Melam'

How can I help you?

Problem in connection Now everything is solved

I'm on the way now

I'll go to the printer and finalize the cards

I will you meet you directly in Sana Abbas's meeting

Okay? Bye

Stupid...fool!

How did I fall into this?

You were following a rule book

Why Shruti?

Leave it...don't cry

Hello, 'Getti Melam'

Yes...yes Definitely

12 0'clock sharp

Okay...okay...okay

What an ambience for a meeting Just look how colorful it is

I'll handle the meeting

Why don't you go and take care of those colors?

Are you sure? Shall I go?

Excuse me...'Getti Melam'?

Sana Abbas?

- We are from 'Getti Melam' - Shakthi

Please come

We have no problems with your designs or planning

It's very nice

Yes, but I have 1 condition

Please go ahead

Wedding should take place in Abbotsbury

Now it is in Hyatt Regency, is it not?

My parents got married there So I am sentimentally attached

I wanted it to happen there

Buffet and dinner set up is here

This is the design

Concept is good

Lavender is fine

We will use lavender

Why do you reject my design all the time?

Nothing wrong with it

It is very dull

'Getti Melam' should show off with bright colors

That's our USP

Hello! This is a proper high class wedding

If we have jazzy colors it will look low class

I am low class What to do?

Are you 'America returned' to think high class?

Do what is required

This is not your wedding to do as you please

Only 5 days left

Without wasting time, do what Getti Melam is famous for

Keep all this for your wedding

Do you want sauce in your noodles?

I'm going home to eat

You could have told me when I ordered all this

You could have asked me before ordering

Didn't you hear me ordering like a nut case...

...shouting my throat hoarse!

Will I listen to you shout or attend to my work?

Hey! What's wrong with-

Shhhh! I don't have time to listen to you rant and rave

I have sent the menu to Ramesh

Give this to Hyder Bhai

I will come to the venue directly

Make sure you are also there on time

Shruti...hey! Have you lost it?

Why go by call taxi? Come, I'll drop you

Leave me alone, don't create a scene for everything

- Over reacting - Okay, go

- I don't care - Start please

Fade in the music

No sound Mike please

Yes, check What happened?

There is some problem

This is what will happen, if you work keeping your brains aside

If you can solve it or zip your lips!

Sound is your department

On behalf of Tirunelveli group-

Daniel, how many times have I told you to check thoroughly

It won't affect you one bit Only I have to face the music!

Everything will fall on my head

I'll end up bowing my head in shame!

Peace be on to you

- Danny, Getti melam song - Yeah, bro

Come on, Shakthi

I swear I will not dance with you

For our client's sake...dance

"Get charged on, bon bon"

"Can with no fizz Don't be a loser, miss"

"Contest is on...bon bon"

See you in the morning

Can I drop you? Or you'll find your own way?

Don't come hereafter

- Where? - To the office

I am in the office

You are the one coming from home

Pack all your belongings and leave before I come tomorrow

- Are you mad or what? - Leave me alone

Shakthi, let us break our partnership

Hey! What do you mean?

You just said it

No one needs to be humiliated on my behalf!

If I still continue my partnership with you...

...my 'Getti Melam' will be in the grave!

From when did it become just yours?

Now don't shout and create a scene

- Getti Melam was my idea - Hard work was all mine

I'll settle your payment for your hard work tomorrow

I will not let this happen I'll summon you to the court

I'm not your wife to cater to your whims and fancies

Let us divide it equally

We are going great guns Why are you jinxing it?

Just think for a moment

What did you say? Session...huh?

Oh! So that is the matter? Why should I alone leave?

You are also party to-

Forget it Let me tell you-

Shut up

My life was shaping up as per my plan

You walked into it and -

Get back to your village

Your father has a job ready for you

If even he doesn't offer you a job, then just keep quiet

You are used to doing nothing anyway

But don't step anywhere close to 'Getti Melam'

Don't assume things and rattle off some rubbish

Just listen to me

Shhh! I don't have time for all that

Don't make hasty decisions raving like a lunatic-

Yes...I am a lunatic

I let you into my life, right? I must be completely bonkers

Hey! You are letting your tongue loose?!

Good, before I confided I found out your true colors

It took you so long to know my true colors?

Now you know...so go Go back to your village

Do you think I am a small kid...

...who'll fall at my dad's feet if you are not there for me?

Then what? As if I'll think you'll be a Collector or what?!

I swear! I'll start a bigger company than Getti Melam

Even if you bathe dogs and let them out in the road...

...they'll roll back into the mud!

I will finish you off

Try and do it

Let everyone see you doing it

Hello!

What is happening here?

Come on tell me

Sir, what is happening here?

Don't ask anything

Sir, don't tell me they have separated

Oh my God! Who will conduct my wedding?

Where are the 2 of them?

Just hold this, let me find a way to deal with them

Rascals!

This is your share, sir,

Sir, you'll anyway be buying a car...

...so can I take this helmet?

Okay, go

Hey! Fraud...bloody cheat

Now that I've settled your share Getti Melam is mine

All yours!

You wretched wastrel Star crossed scoundrel

Dead duck! Scum bag Where did you come from?

Spoilt...

Move...move Madam, good morning

What?

You offered me a discount for my wedding...ahem...hmmm?

Come tomorrow

Okay

Ditch that stingy she-devil I'll give you a soooper discount

He will make you a pauper Will you have coffee or tea?

Don't fall for her offer even if it's cool drinks

- I'll get you a beer - Yov! Acidity

That scum bag is trying to corrupt the cop

Don't get lured by that itch with a 'b' in front, she'll ruin you!

You'll be c/o middle of the road

And go for your honeymoon alone

If this jinxed chap plans your wedding...

...your wife will elope with some random man

Sir, she will do black magic on you

Stop it

I came to discuss my wedding arrangements

I found a girl willing to marry me even though I'm a cop and...

...you're dashing my hopes to the ground

You both are only fit to file divorces, not perform weddings!

Do you think my life is a game to you?

My mother warned me not to fall for your gimmicks

I did not listen to her What are you gaping at?

Get lost

Akila, a cop should not cry but tears are not listening to me!

Moron, get your ticket

Go graze buffaloes in your village

You don't even have to spend on a ticket

Be ready to go behind bars!

Let's see, scumbag

You are the bag of the scum all conditions apply

Watch my planning hereafter

Weddings of all the bigwigs of this city will start from here

- From where? - For now, from here

Next year we can move to a bigger office

- Here means? - Sorry, baby

What is the name of the company?

'Original Getti Melam'

Dude, she is a fraud Getti Melam is mine

Super strong Getti Melam

Yuck!

Getti melam returns Getti Melam Part ..?

Jodi Number1 ?

What about all the other names...

...of reality shows on popular TV channels?

Happy wedding?

- Rubbish - Full English

Super...fixed

Just wait and see

No 'Getti melam' Only 'Happy wedding'

Hello Getti...hu...Happy Wedding

I thought Getti Melam has 2 partners?

No...not partner

Underling I drove him out

He is Calamity Shakthi!

Happy Wedding?

Isn't your company called Getti-

Shshhh...don't say it loud You'll be at hell's doors!

Not wanting to land at hell's doors, I shoved him out

He has now started his own company

And is busy distributing calamities to everyone

Ideas, designs, hard work All this is mine

But who gets the name?

Shruti-

Please don't even mention her name

It is as good as sinning!

You seem to be from a well-to-do family

Your children may end up as beggars!

Don't even let that cheapskate into your house

Not even near your street

Little Miss! Your event is on 21st

His event is also on the 21st What do I do now?

Bhai! Why get tensed?

Take it, I say

My treat for joining with 'Happy Wedding'

8 lakhs for you 7 lakhs for you

And 4 for Danny

All of you get double payment Now take my booking

Take it I say

5, 5 and 5 Now take up my offer

9, 8, 5

5, 5, 5

I will give you 1 tight slap now

Are you creating a scene before my shop?

I will smash you to a pulp

Let me tell you this-

You want 10? Take it...take it...take it

Just shut up

if you are both together, we will work for you

Or else, move out What do you say, Ramesh?

- Hah! - Yeah, bro

I'll pay full, upfront

Thrash you to-

I'll go...say no if you can't

As if there isn't anyone else in the market...?!

Both of you agree on this!

If I get hold of you-

Their fight is becoming a world war, bhai?

They won't patch up

Dude, they should make love, not war

What was that?

Hey...hey! Will anyone keep a pillar in the middle of the hall?

You should only give orders

I've given the design already

Where should it be placed?

Can't you follow the design?

Hey, it is not here it seems

Bring all the lights here and-

Sir, where do I keep this?

- Ask Shruti ma'am - Who, sir?

Just wait I'll come

Hold this

Do you know Or you don't?

Nothing is ready as yet

Hurry...hurry up

I'd have told someone else to do

Has your brain gone on a holiday?!

Are we idiots to pay you for no work?

"My equally half night and day Why did you move away?"

"I am half a shadow now in pain My eyes search for you in vain"

Why are you taking so long to drape this?

I can't do it faster You do it yourself

"Scent of your hand lingers...awake Will my tears erase the ache?"

"My hundred's pretty 50 Why did you leave me?"

"I am half a shadow now in pain My eyes search for you in vain"

Sir, you have made only half the payment

I have the contract you signed-

Ask your lawyer to call me

For your slipshod work you are already overpaid

It is just a car, dear

We can always buy a new one

Maybe bigger than this

"Wearing false smiles, hypocritical my worries buried within, cryptical"

"Feeling hollow, with a masked face Without you I feel out of place"

Loan was meant for 1 month Not for 6 months

- Yes, sir - What do you mean, yes?

If all of you surround me and bug me for money...

...do you think I have the ATM in my mouth?

I'll go up to the bank, sir

Move aside, sir

"Scent of your hand lingers...awake Will my tears erase the ache?"

I only have so much money Just give me some more time

Unless your dues are cleared, no one will work with you

I won't run away Please trust me, sir

But we can wait for 3 months only

Let us go

God knows when this debt will be cleared

Hello, is this 'Getti Melam'?

Yes, who is this?

We are calling from Mr Ananth Chandrasekar's office

Our chairman wants to meet you Can you please come to our office?

Who is Ananth? Where is his office?

No one by that name lent any money to me

Mr Anand is the chairman of Anand Construction and properties

India's leading real estate developer

He's developed 80 housing projects, 10 IT parks and 8 five star hotels

He's fixed a wedding date for his daughter So he wanted to meet with 'Getti melam'

Can you come over to our office for a meeting?

Can you please wait here, ma'am?

- Yes - Thank you

Ma'am, this way please. - Yes.

Okay, see you then

Please come

Hello, sir Good evening

- 'Getti melam'? - Yes

- Myself 'Happy Wedding' - I don't want 'Happy Wedding'

I want the original 'Getti melam' Please take your seats

Okay, I'll get straight to it

Priya...my daughter

This is her wedding

She wants it to be planned only by 'Getti melam'

I was ready to call the best wedding planners from...

...UK, France and Europe

But she was truly impressed by your work...

...at Rahul-Shalini's wedding

She is insistent only you both should plan her wedding

No problem, sir I can handle it on my own

Alone?

This is the 'disaster list' of your solo work

Electrical failure Security problem

Not even enough food

All these should not happen in my daughter's wedding

Failures are not acceptable

Sir, nothing will happen if I plan

Of course

Only if you do something screw-ups can happen!

Mr Shakthivel, I have a fat file on your mess-ups

- Shall I read it? - No thanks, sir

Okay, not to waste time This is the deal

For Priya's sake

If you're both willing to work together then this contract is all yours

Otherwise my work is very easy

I can get the best professionals in the world

So...?

No, thank you, sir It was nice meeting you, Mr Anand

Sir, 50% discount

- Very good - No problem

But if the original 'Getti melam' does it...

...it could even be done for free

Okay...60% final, sir

Thank you for your time

Sir!

You are both crazy!

I don't care if I die I will never apologize

How can you apologize after you're dead?

I'll myself kill you

I've got you 3 months time by pleading with the suppliers

It's not for a lifetime Just work with our Little Miss

Repay your debts Then do whatever you want

What do you say?

Lunatic!

Little Miss, everything was fine when you were both together

Now look at you

Just forget the past And shake hands

What do you say?

Did this worthless nitwit ask you to convince me?

My idea...!

That's what I thought

He can't think of anything on his own

Okay

But only this 1 wedding

Ask him to come to my office at 8:00 a.m sharp

Why? My office-

Bro...!

Bhai, which company was Mr Anand willing to give the contact to?

'Getti melam'

So...?

Everything must happen at 'Getti melam' office

Bhai...please, huh?

Dimwit!

Lunatic!!

Mr Shakthi 8:00 a.m sharp

Are you trying to impress me with your punctuality?

Yes...Miss Extra-smart

Come

Like this isn't enough...!

What will I do impressing you...?

I could only arrange 2nd hand furniture

It's okay Just 3 months

I'm not going to live here

Look, let's not bark at each other for the next 3 months

Let's work in peace We'll split departments

I won't stick my nose in your department

You don't stick yours in mine

Okay, I will take Lighting and Catering

- Music, Choreography, Decoration - Security

- Guest and Design, mine - I'll take care of Designs

Yours will be jazzy

Hello?

- Hello, sir - Yes, sir

We've started

Okay, sir

No, sir No problem

Don't worry He's with me

No, sir

No problem We'll handle it

Okay, sir Thank you

Shakthi! Let's go for sight inspection

It is here

My dad got married here So did I...and now her turn

Mehendi, Sangeeth, Inviting the bridegroom, reception

All the functions including the marriage ceremony will be here

Except the honeymoon

Guests from out of town will stay here when they come

Party, entertainment Compulsory everyday

There should be nothing lacking in that

Yes, correct

Reception party must be in 'Getti melam' style

Right, dad?

Of course, but it should be different

Sure, sir Of course

What do you intend doing?

That's the suspense It's in 'Getti melam' style

But even better

No problem in working out of station?

Do you have experience in wedding planning?

No? Event management?

Mister, remember me...? I'm Shaktimelam from Gettivel

Shakthivel from Getti melam

'The legend returns'

- So you were saying...? - I'll tell you my order

Chicken 65, Noodles, Gobi manchurian

- Fried rice? - No

Okay, one fried rice

Next...?

Keep this here

- And this one...? - This one, this one...!

Thanks

Shruti...Shruti

Danny will call you about the music...talk to him

Okay I'm just leaving

How are you getting calls all the time?

I don't get even 1 missed call

Pick it up before it becomes a missed call

- Bhai...? - Bye

No I meant Hyder bhai Not you, bhai, I meant Shruti

What confusion!

I'll tell you Super designs!

One small correction I'll tell you tomorrow

Wait...wait

One minute, bro

Come, I'll drop you

You'll never stop, will you? You call my taste jazzy snazzy

But look at your car

If I ask you'll say it's style

Yeah!

I would have never sold my car if I had been as street smart as you

- It's called business sense - No, it's called a crooked mind

Okay, I want to say-

One minute

Hello?

How are you?

Okay, bye See you, then

Shruti, I need to talk to you

1 second...we'll talk in the office tomorrow

Okay, bye

Keep that there A straight bar here

And 2 lights there

Hello Shakthi What's the scene?

Family number 54, 55 and 56 have arrived

Okay

57, 58 will be delayed

And number 78 uncle has brought his foreign friends too

How will I manage new guests?

If you don't want say the word

I'll leave them here at the airport with a tata byebye and exit in style

Leave it Let them come

I'll manage it

Where did you go? Why did you take so long?

That abroad party wherever we went...

...wow! Photo, cow photo, beggar photo, lungi photo and went on a clicking spree

Don't get tensed Did you eat something?

Just 3 masala dosas and a lemon juice

And 2 sandwiches in gobble-gobble speed!

You're incorrigible

Hello, how are you?

They will...you- 1 minute, Shruti

That's what I'm doing

Guests are waiting Who are you talking to?

Manage them for me for a little while, no?

Excuse me

Guests are your department I can't interfere in all that

I'll call you back

Please hurry up, brother We don't have much time

The setup isn't ready? When will I do the lights?

What happened to the suspense?

There's only 1 day left

You thought I was a worthless wastrel?!

How will I ever think that of you?

You started a business of your own

And made a profit in billions

Mr Shakthivel, is it ready or not?

- If you screw up...? - It won't affect me!

Wait for tomorrow 'Getti melam' style

"Leader...head...key player Salt n pepper...supporter"

"King pin...big wig...pioneer VIP...magnate...defender"

"I'm the leader"

"I'm your friend till the very end"

"I am me"

"All is well"

"Annamalai...mountain Super star for certain"

"Add and minus properly Your account will tally"

"If 'lion' strikes 5 ton weight"

"If you hit...ordinary If 'Pokkiri' hits...extra ordinary"

"Your limbs and organs will be intact But your life 'Dheena' will extract!"

"Welcome, my T.R Banana fritter"

"I am Gilli I'll hit victoriously!"

"My name is Billa Bull's eye is my saga"

"Chitti the robot Don't butt...go"

"Welcome, my T.R Banana fritter"

"I am Gilli I'll hit victoriously!"

"My name is Billa Bull's eye is my saga"

"Chitti the robot Don't butt...go"

"In what form I, Muthu will appear when no one knows for sure"

"Unannounced hits tsunami Bounced back, Veerasamy!"

"Baba, even if I'm late, I'll always be the latest!"

"Super star grants asked or even if unasked"

"Not important who leads What counts is who wins, STR feels"

"Welcome, my T.R Banana fritter"

"I am Gilli I'll hit victoriously!"

"My name is Billa Bull's eye is my saga"

"Chitti the robot Don't butt...go"

"Welcome, my T.R Banana fritter"

"I am Gilli I'll hit victoriously!"

"My name is Billa Bull's eye is my saga"

"Chitti the robot Don't butt...go"

"Every minute and every second in Billa's life was chiseled by Vishnu!"

"How long will I be the baddie Vinayak Mahadev?!"

"Are you a good man or a bad man, Velu Naicker?"

"I'm not a single tree, a citizen I'm a grove, means country"

"This group won't bend for biriyani It will gather for love, not money"

"Welcome, my T.R Banana fritter"

"I am Gilli I'll hit victoriously!"

"My name is Billa Bull's eye is my saga"

"Chitti the robot Don't butt...go"

"Pigs come in droves, but a lion paces single like Sivaji the boss"

"If 'Baasha' says it once, it is as good as hitting a century!"

"If we say it once, it is record for posterity"

It's time

Let's get dinner ready before they thrash us with their slippers

Shall we?

Lighting and Design is excellent, bhai

Just ensure the flowers don't wither

I'll have to bring the flowers with the plant, is that okay with you?

Enough...thinking this is your ode to your love?!

Hi hero, have your guests eaten?

My guests ate Only my family hasn't!

My 'Taj Mahal' feeling is miles better!

Perfect, bhai

Wow! Let's go before she changes her mind

She'll suddenly ask us to shift the entire palace some 15" away!

Shruti, 1 minute

Enough of this game

No more 'Happy Wedding' from this moment onwards

It is 'Getti Melam' only

No...can't, Shakthi

I'm not taking can't and won't for answers

I have decided...final

We can't work together

What's your problem?

Look how much they believe in us

We can create this kind of magic only when we are both in it together

Let's give up our ego

I don't want your explanations

This is your problem You just assume things

Let me tell you why I behaved like that-

Shakthi, I'm engaged

Siddharth...works in Dubai

I'll naturally go to Dubai after our wedding

You...are you mad or what?

- You can't get married - Why?

Because-

Educated, good family, classy

He is right for me

It is not right

This is wrong

Why is it wrong?

Your decision You could have asked m-

Why should I ask you?

Without asking-

Let it go, Shakthi

Whatever you say I won't change my mind

This is where you are going wrong

You've got it all wrong about me...wrong, that's all

What's so wrong? Don't keep harping on it

Because if wrong is done the wrong way it is wrong

Even if the right thing is done wrong...it is wrong

This sleazy scum bag is the one who keeps pestering you?

Talk to him Do what you want

Siddharth? What a stupid name!

Siddharth...I'll call you back

Shakthi...?

Wrong...so wrong

Whatever you're doing is wrong

Everything is getting drenched in the rain...Sekar

Come...quick Lift...remove the cushions

It's wet, careful Don't get electrocuted

Someone hold this Take it in

Take the flower stand

Shakthi, careful Get down

- Karthik, come here - You do your work

Listen to me All of you, go inside

Can't you guys hear what I am saying?

Shakthi, get down now

Hold the cot

Brainless...idiot

Go inside

You come in with me

Let it go, we can always do another set

This is 'Getti Melam'

We developed it step by step with such love and care

And you want to run away to Dubai marrying that nincompoop!

Did you think of 'Getti Melam' or what will happen to all the good will?

I did everything for you

No one needs to do anything for me

Siddharth has no problem with me working after we are married

I told you he is Mr Right for me I'll start a 'Getti Melam' in Dubai

Like this rain and crackers, damp squib, camels won't need it!

It is my problem How does it affect you?

This is your problem

To mix feelings because you are mad at me

Shut up! I know what's good for me

'Getti Melam' is mine

Shakthi, where do we shift all this to?

Shruti, do uncle and aunty know?

How did they agree to send you to Dubai?

How will they live without you?

They were the ones who chose Siddharth for me!

I'm not flying to the moon! Just 5 hours from here

Don't try your overact sentiment

Anju, clear that table

In Dubai you'll be a fish out of water

Can't wear jeans, skirts and all that

So much more hotter than India

Total trash place

Only camel's milk

Mutton beef

Shakthi, try something better to change my heart

Can't come up with anything?

Attend to your work and let me get back to this

- I know the reason - Very good

What is that 'Dubai dumbass' called?

Siddharth...push him off the earth

You won't listen to me thanks to your picket fences

Marry that wastrel

Your anger won't vanish You'll feel bad later

Anger will only multiply

Hey! What anger are you blabbering about?

Just leave it

You've made up your mind Why should I say anything?

You started...don't leave your pearls of wisdom half way

Marrying him is a way of taking revenge on me, right?

Why should I take revenge on you?

You lied saying you don't love me

I didn't pay heed to it

In sheer stupid anger you cut our partnership

You chased me Try denying it?

Shruti, where do I set this up?

Come

If you walk away problem solved, huh?

Shakthi, chicken hasn't been delivered as yet

Will you come here now?

Let me check

Low volume Only English songs

I need to talk to you, Shruti

Right.

Answer me Don't you love me?

Accept Feeling ashamed?

Shruti Subramanian is a strong girl She plans her life meticulously

How did you fall into this, huh?

Finance and romance can't merge

This is the 'Oracle of Shruti'

You broke that And then you blame me

Have you tried to listen to what I want to say?

Tell me

Shakthi, I need to get ready

I don't have the time now to listen to your 'Ramayana'!

- Move - Answer and then go

This is the right time

Goddamn gun timing! Like a bloody bad omen

How can you grab my phone? As if you are a hero?

Yes I am Just listen to me

- Give my phone - Let me talk

Just give my phone back to me

Give me the phone

Enough...you spoke too much

This whole world revolves around you

Your question Your answer

I'm taking revenge on you

I'm getting married for myself For my parents' happiness

Whoever can make me happy and is right for me...I'm marrying him

True, I made a mistake I fell in love with you

Shruti Subramaniam goes by her rule book

This is a plan from my head Not my heart

If you don't love me you don't...I let go

I'm not like you...some small kid to take revenge

Yes, I did love you You didn't cherish that

Shruti lost to you...happy?

You are a hero

Didn't you hound me room to room just to hear me say all this to you?

Happy?

Hello...how are you?

Sorry, got disconnected by mistake

If I tell her now it may all go for a toss

The right time will come

Then I will tell her Responsible adult, da!

What if she rejects you then?

Your proposal shouldn't end up as a 'late call'!

Sir...tubelight?

That's what I am Slow on the uptake

Ideal spot, sir

- Urgent, huh? - Yes, sir

Coming through the window I lost my sense of direction!

I feel-

Hello, how are you?

Whaaat? What did he say?

Forget it Siddharth...relax

I'll handle it Don't get hyper

Dai! Did you call Siddharth?

- No - Don't lie

Yes

Tell me what you told him

I have nothing to tell him

I need to tell you

- I'm such a mad cap...moron - I know

I thought our number 1 business rule and...

...challenge with Chandralekha will go kaput if I tell you then

It happened just like that

You were in a tearing hurry

You are a bigger mad cap than me!

You thought like me and I thought...vice versa, that's the hitch

We bungled it big time

1st person who believed in me is Shruti, not even my own father!

I don't wish to ruin that

This is what I tried telling you ever so many times

But every time, ego, fight something or the other cropped up

I know you won't change your mind because of what I told you now

At least I can-

He won't let us talk in peace Pick his call

- Hello, how are you? - How are you...how are you?

He hung up on you? Is he in his death bed or what?

So much love, huh?

Why didn't you tell me all this before?

Every time I wanted to you hushed me

If I hit you back, I was scared I'd lose you forever

At least I'd have hit you back if we were married!

Are his international out going calls free?

Hello, Siddharth

I told you

Our wedding is cancelled

I am sorry I didn't-

Hello? He hung up on me

He cut your call?

Sleaze bag! Give me your phone

Let go...leave it I'm telling you, let go

This is your problem

You dinned business sense into my head with such love

Can't you teach me love...with love?

I'll listen to you hereafter

If you say yes, it's yes No means no

If you are boss I am assistant

If you are wife I am...husband

If you come home tired I'll make coffee for you

If you are not tired I'll tire you out!

That's my 'take'

What else?

Nothing That's all