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Tam. Tam.

We're there.

- Unless I drop you off in front. - No.

OK, remember now.

You have personality, a sense of humour.

You're very pretty.

No reason why you won't be liked.

Those who mock are to be pitied.

I'm fat, not stupid.

You'll see.

High school's better than middle school.

OK. Can you go now?

- You're the best, Tam. - See you.

You're the best.

Jelilah?

- We're together. - Great.

- I'm glad. - Who else is with us?

Hi, trolls.

Is this fat school?

You're on form. You want fat on your face?

Cool, we're in the same class. It'll be fun.

Oh no, Wagner! We're doomed.

Forget him. To be respected, we must act now.

You're right. We'll do like in jail.

On day 1 you must have a girl.

Here we must catch a guy.

We mustn't stick together.

You ashamed of me?

No, stupid.

- We need to form a tribe. - What?

A group of popular girls.

Look. Those.

- I've met a guy. - Who?

Spit it out!

- Steve. - What's this awful name?

- It's sexy. - It's disgusting.

He's an animal. He did crazy things to me.

Like what?

What do these monsters want?

You're funny.

Yes, I'm funny. And you're nothing.

So clear off.

- Ooh, that hurts! - Not bad.

A nice tribe.

We must do like in jail.

Rule 2: choose a guy and hook up with him fast.

We've been trying for TWO years.

No one knows us here.

The surprise effect.

You think we can jump on them and start smooching?

We'll play a game.

Next guy who comes in is for you. And the next, for me.

- OK? - OK, go on.

- He's not bad. - No...

He's OK. I'll take him.

You've no choice.

OK, now it's your turn.

Hello, youngsters.

I'm Mr Cavelle.

- You're furious. - It doesn't count.

Of course it does. Why not?

Your class teacher.

He looks like he has bad breath.

Tamara...

So...

Hi. Diego.

Hi. I'm Tarama. I mean Tamara.

If a guy looks at me for two seconds,

I feel like "fat" is written on my face.

But he sat next to you.

The only place left.

Didn't you see how he gazed at you?

Out of pity, that's all.

Being negative won't help you win your bet.

Forget the bet. All the pretty girls are after him.

Diego's not for me.

- You're right. - Thanks a lot.

I bet he'll end up with that bitch.

Who? Anaïs? That would really piss me off.

Then get going.

I don't know where to put your castanets.

We need another room.

It's time to do an inventory.

- What's come over you? - You'll see.

Don't worry, I'm a model tenant.

I love doing housework.

How did it go?

- Hi, Tamara. - Hi.

You could be more friendly.

What's this?

I'm decorating my room.

What? I'm being turned out?

We agreed. We talked about it many times.

We agreed she'd only sleep here.

Come with me.

It's a big change for Yoli too.

Moving house and a new school. Be kind to her.

So we'll change the decoration every week?

I forgot to tell you.

Her mother's abroad. Chico has custody.

What? She'll be here all the time?

Great! No privacy for me.

- You think only of yourself now. - You have a nerve.

I'll go.

Coming.

You know this?

- Hi, Chico. - Hello. Have we met?

You, no. Me, yes. I live next door.

- Valérie, you shouldn't have. - We must celebrate.

A housewarming. Where's the corkscrew?

Calm down, sit down.

No. I have a breather of 2h42 min. Let's go!

Why 2h42 min?

I put Avatar on for them.

Isn't it a bit violent?

"Violent?"

- No idea, I never saw it. - No!

It was the longest I found. Or else Shaun the sheep.

They come to you every 13 min: "Put another episode on!"

- What's that on your hair?

The girls did it.

You must have thought I was mad.

No. No.

What do you do?

Teach percussion for African dance.

Really? That can't be easy.

Just joking.

They need teaching.

I can imagine

30 white women showing their asses.

"Look! I can do it."

I had a class opposite my place.

That's where he met Yoli's mother.

No...

What's for dinner?

- Spinach and ricotta cannelloni. - Wow!

We haven't had that for ages.

It's a special day.

And your zabaglione?

We don't have to wait on him like maids.

Certainly not. You're princesses.

I have a little gift.

- For me? - Yes.

Jewellery!

I doubt it. Unless it's really huge. Thanks.

So...

- Wow! An oven glove. - Idiot!

We have a clown here.

Enough, Tam!

It's OK. No fighting.

I totally approve of Fico.

- I prefer Chico, please. - Yes. Chico.

But I'm scared.

Of what? Have you never seen him naked?

Idiot!

I'm scared Tamara won't fit in.

Scared he's not the One.

Never mind if he's the One.

But he's probably the last. Be careful.

Keep him warm if you don't want to end up alone with your cats.

Know what I think?

Tamara will soon be gone.

The guy's here before dinner.

That's amazing.

Marc's never home before 10 p.m. Then he's on the phone.

Sometimes I want to leave.

- Really? - Yes. To give him a shock.

What a mistake that last pregnancy was!

I was fine, with the two boys. Laid-back.

Then twin girls, what luck! And they're stupid too.

- Don't say that. - It's true.

Come by at homework time. They're stupid.

- Stop. - Don't let Chico give you one!

Amandine, I'd like to have a boy now.

What's that awful Russian accent?

He doesn't have an accent.

I made myself clear. I know them.

We've had enough to drink. Bedtime. Tomorrow will be better.

It won't be, but it's bedtime all the same.

- Bye, Chico. - Bye, Valérie.

- See you tomorrow. - Yes.

- Or maybe not? - What do you mean?

Yoli, I can't stand this music.

You have huge boobs.

Lots of boys must be after you.

Well, a few.

Is it disgusting, kissing a boy?

No. It's quite nice.

Did you kiss any today?

No. Not today.

Is there one you want to kiss?

- Meh! - Not one?

They're all awful?

There's one, but it's not just me.

- What's he like? - Cute.

Kiss him tomorrow.

It's not that easy.

It is. Run after him,

catch him and kiss him.

All the girls want him.

Get going then, or the others will win.

Show him what you've got. I'm sure you've got a lot.

Very funny!

You think I should run after him?

What have you decided?

I'll catch this Diego.

I found something.

Yoli's violin teacher...

See you tonight!

- Breakfast? - No time.

Yoli's violin teacher

said there's a job going, teaching percussion.

What? You don't think I'd fit in?

Sorry, I wasn't listening. What?

- What's up? - Nothing.

She never misses breakfast.

Watch out!

Could it be anorexia?

It's not funny. She's avoiding us.

- You know something. - No.

- Did she say something? - No.

Yoli!

She wants to kiss a boy.

No. She's not interested in boys.

She's sending us a message.

"A message?"

No breakfast.

What does that mean?

I'm off now.

- Bye, Chico. - Ciao.

Bye, Amandine.

- Your daughter calls you Chico? - Yes.

She goes to school alone?

Sure. She's 8.

Did you go to school alone at 8?

Me?

At 8, I cleaned shoes to pay my bus fare.

- Really? - Yes. It was tough.

Wow! Miss Charpentier!

- What? - You're all dolled up.

What can I get you?

A Coke, please.

Diet Coke?

No. Why?

Imbecile!

You're on the attack today?

Observation mode. "I run, you follow".

"I run" what?

"I run, you follow." It's known.

The colder you are, the keener the guy is.

Don't run too far. You're already far away.

Saturday he goes swimming. I'll be there.

In a swimsuit? You crazy?

No. I'll pretend I've just got dressed.

By chance we'll meet at the cafeteria.

Like in Notting Hill. The fruit juice trick.

You and your old films.

You don't know it? Julia Roberts, Hugh Grant.

I'll show you.

Wow! You again? It's not possible.

I'm dreaming.

It's probably fate.

You confuse me. I don't know those films.

Anaïs, can I have a word in private?

Why is your Facebook profile single?

Dumping me like that?

- You prefer a text? - Piss off, kid!

- Oh! - No need to come back.

- You're nothing. - I'm terrified.

You're nothing.

Next lesson, Anaïs.

"How to treat your guy like shit!"

Not good for you, that.

Where's my Coke?

Hi, Diego.

Oh, Diego. How are you?

Diego? Fancy meeting you here.

What a coincidence!

I'm sick of those films.

Hi, Roly-poly.

Why are you here?

Doing some photos.

- In bikinis? - Yes.

Why are you here? For a lifebelt?

How cute he is!

- I thought so too. - Really.

Work on your maths. You mustn't fail.

You need a sports-study programme. OK?

I'd like that.

Like Jones in Criminal Case.

Calm down, he's mine.

Sure.

Having contractions?

Show Diego how you dive.

Are you scared of emptying the pool?

I told you that bitch was dangerous.

- It was too soon to attack. - Right.

- What are you on about? - Sex.

What?

Tam, this is too much!

Stop, you'll kill her.

- What shall we do? - Who's "we"?

You understood. Still observing?

Time for commando mode.

Target: lose 5 kilos by Halloween. Then attack.

Dad's here. I must go. Bye.

- Want any help? - Where are you?

Talking to your Tabatha again!

Get on with your work!

She's Tamara. We were preparing an exposé.

About mushrooms.

You've been spying on me?

No. I'm in my room.

- You want my help? - For what?

To hit on Diego.

- What do you know about that? - Lots.

Look.

Five tips for hitting on a guy.

Rubbish, it doesn't work.

Have you tried?

Come on! Move your ass!

Move your ass, lazybones! Go on!

Six, seven, eight...

Eleven. I've done eleven.

Start again.

- How much? - Wow! 38 kilos.

That's the fat ratio. Next to it.

Wow! 81.

Tip 2 Stand out from the rest

What's this? It's 5 in the morning.

Tip 3 Find topics of conversation

Tip 4 Use "strategies"

"Olga de la Torre."

- Chilean, you know it? - Not at all.

Wasn't it "You run from me, I run from you"?

Very funny.

We must hook up before the holidays.

New strategy for me.

Tip 5 Make a move

What are you doing?

Hey, Zack!

Fancy seeing a film tomorrow?

Er...

Yes. Yes, why not?

- Cool. - Yes. Cool.

A push!

Where did you get that bra?

A little place behind our house.

You have a piercing too?

Miss Charpentier, why aren't you in gym kit?

I have my period.

Really? I need to call your gynaecologist.

A period 8 times a month is not normal.

- Come on, get changed! - Liar!

Miss Charpentier is so eager to do some exercise,

I'll ask her to go first in this exam.

Go on!

You have to climb, not squat like a toad.

Someone help her.

What's he doing?

You'll be OK. Push off with your legs.

Well I never!

Wow! That's good.

You can come down.

See what you can do when you try.

This is your first 18 in gym.

18, seriously?

Then we all deserve 25.

Know why you always put me down?

Underneath it, you fancy me.

Aggressiveness is linked to sex.

Not my idea, it's Freud.

She's right, it's in Wikipedia.

It says he may even have a perverted side to him.

It's OK!

I feel like an old woman.

He put his hand on your ass. That's the thing.

Hey, Wagner!

That excites you, you pervert. You like dirty sluts.

Stop it, virgins! Calm down.

You're not a virgin?

Not since a long time ago.

Of course.

But if you want a lay, I know a girl who's ready.

What did you say?

I heard her, she fancies you.

Who is it?

Tamara, mate.

She's like a cat on heat over you.

No way.

If I was you, I wouldn't miss the chance.

She's gagging for it.

Seriously?

I'll invite her, and you'll see.

- Go on! - OK.

Let's do it.

You have no diploma

from any French university?

No. That's true.

But I had an international career.

What career?

I was in Karina's band for 7 years.

Don't know it.

If you were a Disney character, who would you be?

Sorry?

- Shrek. - That's Dream Works.

In your CV you list travel to Mali before Italy.

Why that order?

The trips were in that order, but...

I must go.

Did you find this interview hard-hitting?

OK. We'll let you know.

Catherine!

- Yes. - Seen Michel's email?

If he's a grass, he can stick his transfer somewhere.

To end on a hard-hitting note.

Thank you.

Hush!

Hear that?

OK, Dad's watching the match.

Arrive late, at least 5 min. Laugh at all his jokes.

And if he kisses you?

I let him choose which way to turn.

OK. Right?

What's that look?

Not good? Is it too much?

- Take it off. - OK.

OK. Wish me good luck. Bye.

Jelilah!

- OK? - Fine. And you?

- Sorry I'm late. - No problem.

What shall we see?

Whatever you like.

I don't know. I have unusual tastes.

Excellent!

Not bad.

That one?

- That one? - Yes.

OK.

He chose Love on the first date.

Jelilah.

Why are you in bed?

Sulking?

Jelilah?

I know you want to go out.

You'll get your chance. Don't worry, darling.

Snogging!

Tamara?

She's a bit tired.

She's asleep.

Leave her alone.

It's women's problems.

The first Tuesday for years I haven't seen a film with Tamara.

- You two? - Yes.

She loved Louis de Funès. We saw Folie des Grandeurs 100 times.

She always laughed.

"It's time, sir."

I'd wake her up:

"Tamara, it's time to rise."

I thought it was The Exorcist.

No. The Exorcist is not for children.

- I was joking. - Yes. We got that.

Chico's humour is odd, but he's nice.

How did you meet?

I thought his daughter was lost.

I call it the Romanian technique. I send her to steal, and I pounce.

Careful, that's two duds.

- Thanks. - It's for me.

No. Amandine!

And then?

Then we looked for her dad.

He found me so pretty, he got my number...

- So? She didn't say anything? - No.

What was the first kiss like?

It was cool. A bit yucky, but cool.

Your turn next.

After the hand on your ass, you must act.

- Yes. - OK? Thanks.

- OK! Take care. - Goodnight.

Invitation sent

You were nervous.

No. Not at all.

- Thanks for paying the bill. - It's OK, my love.

What was that look you gave them when I wanted to pay?

I felt humiliated.

What? I just wanted to invite you, that's all.

- You're paranoid. - No.

Don't joke about it.

I know I earn less than you, but I'm not on benefits.

You're like a kid.

Next time I'll let you pay.

Yes. Sure.

Are you serious?

Diego accepted your invitation. Write a message to Diego.

Are you going to Wagner's Halloween party?

Maybe. You?

If you're going, OK.

Well?

You can look.

Wow! You're beautiful!

It's not too tight?

No! That's the fashion.

OK. Tam, let's agree.

Don't drink, don't smoke, back by 12.

No way, it's a party!

- OK. 2 a.m.! - At least.

If a boy pesters you, don't do anything silly.

He'd have to like me first.

That's not on!

You can't go like that.

Why not? It's Halloween.

Feast of the dead, not prostitutes.

For 2 hours I've been copying Amy Winehouse.

Nothing like her.

Right, Chico!

No, there is something. Definitely.

But more generous.

Yes. Thanks.

Prostitutes!

Happy feast of the dead.

- Have fun. - Don't forget, 2 a.m.

All those weirdos out there.

It's OK.

- She forgot her keys. - No! I'll go.

Thanks.

What's a constitute?

Tamara!

You forgot your keys.

Thanks.

And something else.

- Just in case. - There's no risk.

Now there's less risk.

If ever you smoke a joint,

wait 10 min before the second drag.

I'm not planning to try everything tonight.

Your mum sees you as a baby. I know.

I was 15 once.

Yes, of course.

Do you happen to have a syringe?

- A syringe? - Yes.

- OK. - I'm joking.

- You're crazy. - Thanks, Chico.

I'm used to Mum worrying about me,

but I'm glad you're here.

Bye now.

Didn't I tell you?

Your parents aren't here?

They're away for the weekend with my sister.

- Your girlfriend's not here? - She couldn't come.

So you'll try someone else?

What?

- Try Fatou. - Fatou?

- She's hot tonight. - You're crazy.

Hey, José! Know what deo is?

What?

Deodorant!

- Go on! - Clear off!

Go on now!

So? Is he cheating on me?

No worries. He's just with the guys.

Phew! And Diego?

He's not here...

Hi, Tam Tam.

Why call me that?

I think it's funny.

What are you looking at?

There's a 50% chance we'll sleep together tonight.

- Oh yeah? - Yes.

- Why? - Because I'm willing.

- That's funny. - Brilliant.

Can you get me a vodka apple?

Stay there. I won't be a minute.

Chico.

- Chico! - What?

It's 3 a.m., no sign of her.

- Don't panic, she'll come home. - You think so?

If she's not here in 30 min, we'll go and fetch her.

OK.

But I said in 30 min.

Yes, yes. I said "OK".

I'm just getting ready.

- Hello. - Where is she?

There. Tamara!

What?

If you did this, I'll kill you.

Tam. You OK?

Get up. We're going.

You're crazy. Totally crazy.

I knew it would end badly.

In that crazy Wagner's house!

You don't realize. You could've been assaulted, drugged.

What? You forgot something?

Oh no!

Wait, I'll help you. Come on!

You were sick on your dress?

- Yoli, go away! - It was a constitute's dress.

Yoli, leave her alone now.

Tam, open the door now.

It was your own fault. Don't sulk.

I just don't want to talk.

A guy bothered you?

Did he make you drink?

Tell me. Who was it? I'll murder him.

- What happened, for God's sake? - Nothing.

Wagner filmed it all! It's on Youtube.

"Very bad Tam", 1255 views!

Oh no! shit!

Go on! Go on, Tamara!

- Bitch! Idiot! - Get away!

- The pest... - Go away!

She's so hot!

Tam, it's Chico.

I'm king of the world.

Can I come in?

I don't believe it!

- Thanks. - Not at all.

So, Amy! It wasn't just dressing up.

But Amy came to a bad end.

Could any boy fall in love with a girl like me?

You mean an alcoholic?

You have all you need, in the right places.

Boys don't say it,

but they like girls who are curvy.

More exciting than an ironing board.

Your mother's lost weight. Not good.

Don't worry.

Have a rest. It'll be better tomorrow.

No. It won't.

Sometimes you say that, and it is better next day.

We don't know, see?

- Look, it's her. - The fat one.

- She was wasted. - Look how she walks!

Disgusting.

We need to talk, are you angry?

- I didn't know you were funny. - What do you mean?

I'm not teasing you. It made me laugh.

You smashed them. I wish I'd been there.

Why didn't you come?

I couldn't. It's a bit tricky for me, going out.

- You're cross with me? - No.

Hey, Tam Tam!

Why do you avoid me? We're together!

We snogged, so we're together?

- Yes! - No!

- I'm off. - Wait.

You're a pain in the neck!

You're the pain, you dirty slut!

Sorry, Yoli. I haven't played for ages.

- I got the job! - No!

- See, you weren't useless. - I don't get it.

Great! - What?

I need you.

What for?

What you doing?

Chico's using me as a nanny for his daughter.

Diego?

- Why are you here? - Picking up my brothers.

I live there, no. 52.

- No. 52? - Yes.

And you?

Taking my half-sister to violin.

- She hit me, she's mean. - Esteban!

Titch!

Oh, Yoli!

- Esteban! - Yoli, say sorry!

- Hey! - Better keep them apart.

- I think it's better. - Bye!

Sorry. Bye!

Are you nuts?

Don't do like him!

- Is that Diego? - Yes.

Can't you find anyone else to fight with?

So you can talk to him.

I was. You spoilt it for me.

Tamara, sometimes you're slow. Chico said you were clever.

What do you mean?

What?

You're a crafty kid.

How are you?

Er... Fine, and you?

Yoli wanted to apologize for just now.

It's OK. My little brothers...

It isn't. Can I come in?

Yes. But I'm...

Want to come in?

- Sorry, it's a mess. - So I see.

We can go.

No. Come in, sit down.

I'll turn off the bath taps.

- Your parents aren't here? - No.

Mum works nights, as a nurse.

Dad left a long time ago.

- Let go! I didn't do anything. - Yoli!

What are you making?

They wanted empanadas.

But I'm useless. It'll be spag bog, as usual.

- Empanadas! - Tamara does them really well.

You can make them?

No. But if you have a recipe, I'll try.

Yes. I'd just got to:

"Brown the meat and onions."

Nearly there, you've done most of it.

It needs coriander,

spices.

- Do you often see your father? - It's a long story.

- Oh? - He only came back to France twice.

He completely abandoned us, my brothers and my mum.

- What's your mother like? - Brave and generous.

She works every day so we can get by.

She's great. And I just bring bad grades home.

But if you do everything at home...

I can help you.

At home?

With homework.

That's nice. Thanks.

Not at all.

After this, what?

Er... After this, you...

Yes! After.

After: "Mix the filling well. It must remain moist."

- I love this song. - Me too.

You're a very good cook.

My grandma taught me.

When I cook, I feel like I'm travelling.

My grandma tried.

But I think I'm useless at everything.

And you're really good.

At cooking.

She's home early.

Hola, tesoro!

Hola, mama.

Mama, Tamara. Tamara, my mother.

- Hello. - Hello.

She's a classmate.

She's made empanadas.

Empanadas. Que rico!

With coriander?

No problem. Where are the kids?

En la pieza.

Kids, mama llego.

She doesn't like coriander.

Hi, darling.

Hi.

Oh no! It's gone up again.

Want some tea?

Yes. Why not?

- What are you after? - Nothing.

Really?

Thanks.

Was it hard when Dad left?

Of course it wasn't easy.

He didn't help much.

I had to fight for maintenance, to fight for everything.

Is that why you gave up the cello?

I didn't have much choice, but I don't regret it.

Remember, it was me who left him.

Yes, I know.

When I was pregnant, he said:

"I dreamed of a career, I'll get one.

"You dreamed of a baby, you'll get one."

- I was right to dump him, no? - Yes.

- The two of us are fine. - Yes.

The four of us, now.

Yes. It's true.

Are you OK with Chico?

Yes. I like him.

- And Yoli? - She's nice.

She surprises me.

She has hidden talents.

I can believe it.

Why don't we talk like we used to?

Why do we always have to fight?

I'm growing up.

That's true.

Shall we have this tea?

I love you, Mum.

I love you too.

30? I thought you had no friends?

I have a few. They're not all friends.

It's bad not to invite them. Except Wagner.

I can't stand him.

- Hi! - Hi.

OK? I don't want an orgy like last time.

- No alcohol. - But it's my 16th birthday.

A big step in life.

You're sixteen? That's old.

Then how old is Amandine?

- 22. - Yes.

I hope your boyfriend Babacar isn't pushing you.

He's not my boyfriend.

30 people in here? No way.

They'll break things. Somewhere else.

Where else?

What's your idea?

There's someone who never remembers you were born on December 16.

My place?

- OK, Philippe? All right? - Fine, Pierre. Thanks.

My place. Well, why not?

- How many people? - I don't know, a dozen or so.

Oh yes! A big party.

It might be chaos. I'd have to be there.

So... Your birthday's the 17th, right?

Yes. The 17th.

I'll be in Japan.

I get home that day at midday. You're lucky.

Sure.

But I'll be very jetlagged.

And the trip will be exhausting.

Four concerts in six days.

I'm the lead singer.

A wonderful work.

Sergueï Stokenski's latest work. Know it?

- No. - Of course.

It's not to young people's taste. OK.

- So is it OK? - OK.

Can I have the keys, to do the decorations?

Er... Yes.

I need to ask Rosa to come and help you.

Rosa? Your girlfriend?

No. My cleaner.

Of 15 years.

You never mentioned her.

Why would I talk about my cleaner?

- Can you come? - Yes.

Mum'll cover. Your dad thinks it's tomorrow?

- Yes, he won't be there. - Cool.

- Diego's coming? - He promised.

It's my chance. See you later.

- Go on! - I'm excited.

- Me too. - Bye.

- It's Mount Pelée! - No.

The thing that...

I need sunglasses.

- You look wonderful. - Thanks.

Send me a text.

If not, I'll turn up.

I promise, Mum.

Got everything? Accessory-wise?

- Yes. - Tam, wait.

With this you'll look great.

- Don't laugh at me. - No.

It's beautiful.

I'll wear it. Look.

- Nice, isn't it? - Yes.

Ladies and gentlemen, good evening.

It's 8 p.m. and Tamara's arrived at the venue.

She's done herself up. She's not bad.

Now tragedy strikes.

The pirate goes to her Facebook page.

There!

Password changed.

He's very skilled.

And sends a message to all guests.

I have a tummy bug.

Wait.

I have a tummy bug. The party's off.

So sorry.

Don't call, I'm off to bed.

- No! - What's up?

Wait.

No way, is this a joke?

No. Can't stop vomiting.

- Shit! Poor thing! - That bad!

Looks like.

There's more.

What shall we do then?

Now we're here, we can't go home. A film?

Yes.

There's Ryan Gosling's new film.

I love him. Shall we go?

OK. Let's.

I'm reporting a stolen phone.

Is it your own phone?

- My daughter's. - The number, please.

So, it's 06...

No way. It's always the same!

- I'm sorry, Diego. - I promised to go.

It's a panic attack, I can't leave her.

I'm sorry for tonight.

And all the other nights.

Soon I'll stop working nights and it'll be OK.

I promise.

- I have to go. - OK.

Chao, mi amor.

You can go. If you let us watch the whole of Harry Potter.

Brilliant.

- You know where they are. - Yes.

He doesn't even have internet. Cheapskate!

Tamara Charpentier panics.

She's going crazy.

- Hi. - Hi.

Nice atmosphere!

- Where's everybody? - I don't know. I don't understand.

Go on, have a seat.

- May I? - Sure.

Fancy a joint?

Er... yes.

It's odd, just the two of us here, no?

And I fought with my mother to come to this party.

- Great, isn't it? - Sure.

I nearly forgot.

Here.

Thanks.

Olga de la Torre?

You like it?

- I hope you don't have it. - Thank you.

Sorry.

I must be nervous.

Diego!

Diego?

Sorry, had to go to my brothers. It was cool. Diego.

"It was cool?"

It was cool.

It was cool.

It was cool?

Tam, is that you?

- How was it? - It was cool.

Right.

You OK, Tam?

Tam, still asleep? Oh, oh!

You need to eat, Tam. Do you hear?

What? No way!

- When was this? - Saturday, Wagner says.

With a stomach bug?

Rubbish.

We'll soon see. There she is.

If he doesn't kiss me, that's it.

Look.

Hi.

No, it...

OK... See you in class?

Yes.

- Impossible. - Tamara!

Did she put a spell on him?

Oh yes!

Shit, Diego!

- It's weird. - Shut up!

Maybe she paid him?

It's possible.

It's weird. Honestly.

Thanks, Cupid!

What's up?

Nothing.

Don't forget the signed permission for the farm trip.

Or you won't go.

Did you see I walk differently?

- What? - Like a woman?

- No! - Yes.

It's amazing.

Don't tell. I'll have porn in my head.

Nothing like that.

First time, not so good. But after...

It was like a dream. It was sweet, strong, powerful.

You should try with Zack.

Not likely. Because we're... too spiritual.

Like in The Butterfly Effect.

He's like a mate, but a boy.

- Do you get it? - Yes. I get it.

Lovers' strolls, kisses by the fire?

You're a cliché.

You need to realize life isn't like in films.

I won!

You're no fun now you're in love.

Eh, oh!

- Can I ask you something? - Yes.

- Do you think I'm too fat? - "Too fat?"

What on earth? I love your curves.

When I see you, I want to eat you up. Actually...

I'm sorry, I...

I don't really want to.

- Seriously? - Yes.

Thanks. Thanks, same here!

So... Shall we go to the cinema?

Yes. Yes, the cinema.

Diego, you won your bet. You can finish with Tamara.

- You're improving. I nearly laughed. - Idiot!

Know what? I'll keep it.

Hey, that's mine!

Narcissus sees his reflection in the pond,

falls in love with his own image

and drowns there.

Doesn't Justin Bieber do the same?

Selfie takers, Snapchatters, are the new Narcissi.

Deaf to the reality around them,

absorbed in themselves.

Not entirely.

Selfie takers aren't suicidal,

as they can see their beauty

is highly appreciated

by a social network

that likes their photos.

So they avoid being afraid of the meaninglessness

of existence.

A selfie taker creates his own virtual existence

which takes precedence over his real self.

Each time he does something,

he can't help thinking

of the snapchat he'll send.

He becomes a spectator of himself.

That can damage

his powers of concentration.

You're crazy!

This could soon become our raison d'être.

Why not tell me?

I was going to, soon.

It's not sure yet.

In a few months?

You use me to get good grades?

Are you serious?

A guy like you with me: people wonder.

Because Anaïs told you?

You believe someone who hates you?

How does she know?

I don't know. Because...

- Because what? - Because I love you.

What a place to say it!

Hey! Why are you crying?

It's not often I get told that.

But what will we do?

We'll phone, we'll meet at weekends.

It'll be OK.

That yours?

Come on. It's yours.

Not at all.

Outrageous. Who could have?

Who fornicated on your sofa?

Only you have the keys.

Oh no, it's not true!

Where are you going?

To check the CCTV.

There's CCTV?

Yes.

It's the 16th. I always think it's the 17th.

Oh no, no way!

Oh no!

This is terrible!

But this is...

A dealer, Amandine. In my home.

I thought you were there. She fooled me.

You've brought her up well!

Drugs, sex, lies...

You do things well.

You don't know what you're saying.

- That's enough. - Right.

You shirk your responsibilities.

That's waited 16 years.

You're crazy!

No wonder Tam's disturbed. And now you've brought home a loser!

Chico teaches music. He's a good father and a good lover.

Quite the opposite of you.

Crazy!

How are things with the boyfriend?

Fine, why?

Is it serious?

I don't know. Maybe.

Be careful!

No mischief, no sex.

But of course.

With condoms.

He caught Aids at 13, from injecting heroin.

So we need them.

Don't joke about that.

What do you want? You think I'm stupid?

- Are you jealous? - Nonsense.

Nonsense, Tam!

To distinguish male and female frogs,

don't look between their legs.

Zack and I are going strong.

- Maybe he's the One for me. - Yes.

And he's like me, he doesn't like sex.

He's the romantic type.

The bitch!

Sorry. Anaïs is after me.

You're not listening to me.

Change partners, work with Diego. You just ignore me.

If nothing happens for you two

you don't have to blame me.

"Nothing happens"? You mean no sex?

She's after you. Don't attack me!

You're right.

Here's your prince charming.

What's this?

A frog fight!

Yes!

Enough! Stop that at once!

Stop it! Enough!

I fucked up, I didn't realize.

I thought we'd got close again, but she's shut me out.

Since she met this boy, it's all trouble.

I have to go to school about a frog fight.

A frog fight, really?

- It's true that that's... - What can I do?

You can get her an electronic tag,

a chastity belt, spyware...

- I'm paranoid, right? - No.

No. But she's 16.

I'm sure it's nothing unusual.

Just a frog fight from time to time.

What's spyware?

It's used by controlling parents.

To check their kids' texts and emails.

You get it on the internet. For free.

Amazing!

That's very intrusive.

- Shit! Did we buy Roudors? - What are they?

Thick shortbread, with lots of butter.

Damn, we forgot them.

- Oh shit! - I'm appalled.

So am I.

Tam's going crackers, and we need Roudors.

Shit! That pisses me off.

Hi, how are you?

Fine. What are you doing?

Just out of the shower. I'm all wet.

You teasing me, Guapita?

What do you think?

I think you're a sex maniac.

Wish I was in your bed.

OK, Mum?

And you?

I'm great.

Where'd you learn your tricks?

Youporn!

Oh! Is it that bad?

- OK? - Not at all.

- Aperitif at yours? - It's 10 a.m.

But why not? Marc's gone cycling.

I'm coming.

I'm going to Valérie's, back soon.

Come, I need a maths lesson.

You made me get cold.

I was joking.

We don't joke.

If I were you, I'd invite him to dinner.

Show him you're around, that he should be careful.

But with metaphors. Gently, because...

Gently?

After what I read? I'd like to kill him.

No. It's...

I can't hear anything. What's up?

Go on! Have fun. Dance, jump, enjoy yourselves.

Why do you do that?

I'm giving the idiots downstairs a lesson.

They have parties till 5 a.m., I've never complained.

The other day I met him,

and he said: "On Saturday mornings,

"you could take your kids to the park."

The bastard!

Thanks for inviting me, it's kind.

Not at all. We wanted to meet you.

- Right, Chico? - Yes.

We wanted to know who Diego is.

- It's not a dinner, it's a test. - No.

Diego's old enough to understand.

Your plate, Yoli.

Talking of old enough,

I just saw a documentary.

In England, a girl of 16, pregnant!

16, like you two. Their lives are ruined.

Can we change the subject?

Yes, indeed.

I hear you're a great swimmer.

I wouldn't say that, but I'm not bad.

- How fast do you swim 100 m? - 53.

Not bad. Close to the French record.

Not really. The record's 47.

Stop pestering him.

No problem. It's my passion. I don't mind.

You take everything badly.

You want to be a pro?

I'd like to do a sports study programme.

Thanks to Tamara, my grades are improving.

I've done my job.

Guapita's not just a pretty face.

She has many qualities.

How do you know my nickname? It's private.

What?

I don't know.

I... Guapita is commonplace in Spanish, no?

I don't know. I talk Portuguese.

- Did you look in my phone? - No.

She's installed spyware.

- Can't you shut up? - What?

You've no right. Incredible!

That's not good.

You spied on everything we said?

- You. - You disgust me.

- Let's go. - Stay there, Tam.

Enough!

You think I like doing it?

You tell me nothing. Jump into bed with the first boy.

- Thanks. - Not at all.

You smoke joints.

Nothing but trouble. What's going on?

It's OK, she's 16.

- Enough, Mr Cool! - Chico's right.

You treat me like a kid.

- Where are you off? - Let me go!

- Sorry. - Is it your business?

Do I bother you about Yoli, who's still a baby?

I'm not a baby!

Thank you.

Put your bags in the boot and get on the bus.

Tamara has a room to herself.

Anaïs!

Here, read this.

I hope it'll make you think.

"I need you like plants need water,

"like the earth needs the sun,

"like the moon needs the night..."

He nearly made me cry, the bastard.

Are you cross with me?

No. Why?

Sorry for all that.

What my mum did was awful. I'm not talking to her.

I never felt so ashamed.

Next time I see her, I'll feel naked.

Sorry you had to suffer that.

But the worst thing was you and your remarks

implying I'm using you.

I was only teasing.

Tamara, I know you.

You don't care about my swimming.

But for me it's very important.

Maybe it's my future.

I wish you could understand that.

Girls on the first floor.

Boys on the second.

Take your things up.

Then meet in the yard in 15 min to go to dinner.

Oh, look!

- Goats. - Rubbish!

Goats have horns.

- So what are they? - Shocking.

They're the ewes that give milk for the farm.

That means they're mothers.

- What's the male called? - A sheep.

A ram.

- So what's a sheep? - In general.

- Both. - Male and female.

Transgender.

And a billy goat?

That's enough. Go to your rooms.

Where is he? This is not possible.

"Table wine?"

Why tell him not to hurry if you want him home?

He'll take his time. Look at him.

He's Brazilian. He teaches sexy dancing.

He looks like a sexy dancing teacher.

You expect him home at 6.30, bringing the bread?

Some people have faith.

I've known him less than 3 years.

I don't need to panic yet.

He's Brazilian, who knows?

Maybe they don't wait 3 years there.

Maybe only 3 minutes.

If I were you I'd go and see.

I'll come too, if you want. We'll pretend we were passing...

"Chico. What's this? Women everywhere."

Drink up and we'll go.

And your kids?

Them downstairs can watch them.

I thought you'd fought?

No. They realized they'd been stupid.

In your car?

Let's get dressed first.

Will it be long?

No idea. You have to be patient.

Like all wild animals, does are unpredictable.

Unpredictable. Can't be predicted.

Are you sad you're not in Diego's group?

You know, this is like Temptation Island.

In this atmosphere, I bet

Anaïs, the temptress, has already seduced him.

You should sleep with me in revenge.

Leave me alone!

Get it? Leave me alone!

- Hey! Stop that! - She's here.

- Where? - She's gone now.

Great! The doe was here, you scared it.

We can call it back.

Dozy doe!

Dozy doe! Dozy doe!

Thank you, Wagner. That's enough.

Very funny!

Time to go! Bed time!

There's Brazil.

There you are! You came! Cool.

- Like a drink? - Yes.

Careful! Here.

Thanks.

- I see why you stayed behind. - You're jealous.

- Not at all. - Sure?

No. I see you can be funny.

You make everyone laugh.

Lights out!

Everyone up tomorrow at 8.

- Eight! - You do it so well.

- Where are you off? - To the toilet.

Oh, OK!

I see what you want.

Watch out. It's risky right now.

So what? I wouldn't mind a little Chico.

- Are you off your head? - Why not?

- Is it a problem? - Yes!

We've two kids to worry about. Better look after them

than be irresponsible.

OK, but Yoli doesn't worry me at all.

And I've given up the band to hold down my permanent job.

Poor thing! How sad.

Playing percussion, doing jazz for teachers begging for it...

- What a sacrifice! - What have I missed?

The women? The music?

I'm not like your ex. I didn't ask for a sacrifice.

You just ask me to bridge the gap

between your EUR 800 salary and our EUR 3000 expenses.

I was afraid of this.

You don't like seeing me like this?

You have to save us all, carry us on your back.

You don't trust anyone, you even spy on Tam.

Know what? I'll relieve you of one burden.

I'll go.

OK, go.

Know what, Amandine?

It's you who chose to give up music.

And you're choosing to end this.

Don't hide behind Tamara.

Assume your choices.

Why are you here? Still hungry?

- Where's Diego's room? - End of the corridor.

What are you going to do with him? Slut.

Wait.

Tamara, wait. I can explain. Hey!

I did nothing.

If I hadn't come, you'd be fucking her.

- Are you serious? - Yes.

I was stupid enough to think you loved me.

Nice pair. A slut and an idiot!

- "An idiot?" - Yes.

You'll never get your sports study place.

It needs brains, which you haven't got.

Take that back.

No. It's true.

Remember your worry?

That I might find you fat?

Yes, you're fat. And useless in bed.

- Why go out with me? - I felt sorry for you.

Shit! No, I've had enough.

You find it funny?

Anaïs. Can you tell me what happened?

I don't know what's wrong.

If you don't work there'll be no sports study.

Understand?

I want to see Tamara.

I want shared custody.

I don't know how to say it.

I'm sorry. In fact...

Tamara.

Don't be down.

You didn't do badly, with your looks.

Haven't you had enough of being nasty? Leave me alone!

She's no fun.

You won't believe what Zack just told me.

- He's gay? - How do you know?

- Just a feeling. - It's unbelievable.

I usually sense things like that.

I'm shocked.

You're crying?

What's wrong?

Is it Diego?

It should be me crying.

My boyfriend just told me... he likes willies.

Stop it. You know he's not with Anaïs.

I'll show him I'm not to be pitied.

I'll get another man.

- Who? - The first one that turns up.

This is crazy.

What's this, cuddles in the toilets?

No.

We've known each other for ages.

I really like you.

No, Tamara. No.

I like you, but I'm not stupid.

If you want me to make Diego jealous, I won't.

Bye now!

Honesty will be my ruin.

Summer's here. But the weather's not.

Imagine.

If I'd followed Yoli, I'd have worn this.

Crazy Yoli.

I miss her. Don't you miss Chico?

No.

Well, yes. Sometimes.

But I imposed them on you too soon.

Don't blame me for that.

I liked it when he was here.

- Really? - Yes.

Why do you blame him.

He's nice. He didn't cheat on you.

I know, but he's a bit irresponsible.

You always say that.

Meanwhile, he made you laugh, he was handsome, kind.

And in love.

I'll go.

Hi, Marc. OK?

Is Valérie there?

No. Why?

She's not at home. The kids are alone.

She's not answering. I'm panicking.

Really?

No. Don't worry.

She must be shopping. She'll be back.

I have a bad feeling.

- I'm scared she's left. - No.

It's my fault, I'm never here.

I'm hiding. Is he in the awful tie?

Shall I take time off?

Yes, he is.

If I get any news, I'll let you know, OK?

- Yes. OK. - Right then.

Bye then!

I regret what I said. I didn't mean it.

No...

I'm sorry I reacted like that, too.

I know it's my problem.

I have a complex about money.

All I want is for us to be happy.

- Me too. - I want to ask you something.

Amandine... Charpentier, will you live

with a musician who's broke,

childish, with an odd sense of humour,

but who'll watch endless films

by Louis de Funès until you're old?

Yes, I will.

Hi, Diego. We need to talk.

Hi, Diego. Are you free?

- Is Tam here? - She's in her room.

Tam, are you there?

Tamara!

- I missed you. - I missed you too.

The dénouement is usually a sudden twist.

A major upset.

But sometimes the dénouement itself can be

the start of another story,

opening up new prospects.

Dad.

You know the punishment for this kind of interruption.

Sorry.

Hi, this is Diego. Leave me a message.

I'll wait downstairs.

Sir, do you know why Diego's not here?

Oh yes, poor boy!

His grandmother's just died.

He's taking a plane to Chile later.

- He'll be away till the holidays. - Thanks.

Oh! Tamara.

What's this? Why don't you answer the phone?

Trying to make me feel guilty? I'm annoyed!

You lied to me!

I want an explanation.

Explanation?

I need one too.

Where were you when I was 2? When I started school?

When I broke my leg?

When people made fun of me and I was upset?

Remember what you gave me for my 10th birthday?

One of your records. You, you, always you.

You only care for yourself. Carry on!

- I want to say something. - OK.

- About Diego. - I know.

Nothing happened.

- What? - I'm sorry.

I was jealous, I set a trap.

He was cleaning his teeth, I went into his room.

He told me to get dressed, as he was taken.

And you came in.

You're a real slut!

Shit, I was so stupid.

Leave a message.

No one's answering the phone today? Shit!

- Yes, darling? - Want to talk more?

- Have a good trip. - Thanks.

You see, Tamara. I've realized something.

How I messed up with your mother and you.

I didn't see time pass. I missed you growing up.

Can you go faster?

- You're not interested? - I am.

Terminal 2 E.

You're not interested.

Passengers on flight 711 to Santiago

please go to gate 25.

Sorry, excuse me.

- Sorry! - That's nice.

Sorry!

Excuse me, I must talk to someone.

Can you let me pass?

- Boarding card? - No.

- I can't help you. - Please.

Tamara! Excuse me.

Sorry, excuse me.

Excuse me.

- Bucharest? - That's all there was.

Go on, maybe he's still there.

Identity document, please.

- Go on! - Thank you.

Don't go to Bucharest.

What are you doing?

Oh, excuse me!

Diego.

Tamara?

I'm sorry.

I regret everything I said. I didn't mean it.

I thought you didn't love me.

I was mean and unfair.

But when I'm with you I feel beautiful,

light as a feather, swimming in happiness.

Clichés, but they're true.

That's what I feel.

Will you forgive me? Will you still love me?

It's true, those are clichés.

What did you say before?

I'm thick, I didn't understand it all.

Hey!

Thank you. The best present ever.

It wasn't very hard.

What did you want to tell me?

Oh, lots of things!

Most of all, I wanted to say I love you.

I love you.

I want to see more of you.

- You're not ill, are you? - Not at all.

Any plans for tonight?

End-of-year party.

Come round, if you like.

You think I can?

- Your mother's there? - Yes.

Why not?

FAT

Oh, pretty!

- Beautiful! - Thanks.

- I'm off now, bye. - Already?

Have fun. And don't call me.

Bye.

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