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Move, I want to see a weapon here

And a weapon there

Sergeant, split your squad

Set your weapons for close range

Laser sight interlock engaged

You ready to seal the room?

System's armed, sir ready on your order

Prepare to seal the room on my count

5, 4, 3, 2, 1

Attention, all personnel

The room is sealed

I repeat: The room is sealed

Control two to the commander

I'm sure an intrusion is beyond parameter three

Moving to check it out

Sector parameter three, scanning

Sector... I see it

Open the fire now

Nabel, this thing's been spotted in target already

Frankly, I was expecting more

The company's expecting much more

Mr. Saggs, you'll just be patient

Must have missed

Holly molly, I'm taking shots here

Let me out...

AAV13, do you copy?

We've just lost contact with command post three

Outside the second parameter

This is commander

We've lost contact with post three

Can you drop them some temporary communications gear?

Screw that command

You didn't lose contact you lost them. Over

Put rockets in that area, hear me? Over

Check your goddamn screens

Where is he? Nabel

He's on his way

Move your armored personnel...

East sector to the west keep them moving

Lost two sensors

What the hell is that?

Air 4, what the hell's going on out there?

What are those explosions?

How many are these things out there?

We need to attack

One. Repeat. One

We took a hit...

It passed

We are meat...

Jesus

Alright, everybody, stay cool

Holly shit, it's right outside

Stay cool...

Do it! Everybody, fire!

Hold your position...

Damn

This exercise has concluded

Security stand down

How many people know about this?

I'm the only one with the complete picture, Mr. Sags

I split development between divisions and different planets

That's why it cost so much

Yeah, it was expensive

Nabel, with enough of these

we can take over the worid

Which worid?

Earth, Nabel

The government has been hanging by the thread for years

With a hundred of these...

How many have we got?

5,000

You astonish me!

A particle weapon

Nobody within five years will have anything remotely like it

This thing turns them on and off

You want to activate them You just click here...

And tell them your objectives

Here

I've assigned your voice as the primary command of authority

Nabel, you are a genius

I'm proud of you

The company will be very proud of you

If circumstances only permitted

I'll greenlight one great hellacious bonus for you

And a promotion right on the spot

But with our objectives on Earth

You can see how that precludes it

I see

I know you would

After all, you are a genius

Of course this all has to be deniable

From which you can unfortunately infer that you too...

Have to be deniable

Destroy Dr. Nabel

No

No

Here approaches heavy freight PKF 946

Requesting clearance in the Inter Pork dock

PKF, reduce speed to 1,500

And contact the controller on the designated frequency

This is John Canyon

Inbound from Mars City

Call Inter Pork

I've got 147 trailers

Of Martian genetically square jacked up hogs

Which I naturally want to dump as soon as possible

You got the dock open?

Canyon, this Keller of Inter Pork packers dispatch

You are two day past due

You got my regrets, pal

Do you want those hogs or not Mr. Keller?

You get them into C Dock, Canyon

Park your load and park your mouth

Bitching Betty I'm checking on the cargo

As you wish, driver

Magnetic floor activated

How are you all doing?

You like that don't you?

Everybody happy?

So where's my beer and when do I get paid?

You can unhook your rig, Canyon

Stop by the office in half an hour

I'll give you a check

I'll unhook when I got my money no offense

You know that's not company policy

I know that

That's why it's my policy not to unhook until I'm paid

You are late, plenty late

Didn't I apologize?

I got the hogs here in good shape

I did it as quick as I could

You knew my rig was slow and you hired me for the job

I've taken that into consideration

That's why I'm willing to offer you 1,500 credits

No, no... you owe me 6,000

You don't seem to get it

I've only offered you 1,500 out of impulsive generosity

I think it's time for you to leave

You are upsetting my pigs

Alright, Jackie

Go get him, Jackie

My pleasure

No... Jackie

That's not the way to throw a punch in zero gravity

See, this is the recommended technique

Shit

What the hell do you think you are doing?

You are gonna pressurize the air and kill us all

Canyon, these hogs are company property

They belong to me until you pay me

Now get the hell off my rig

I'm gonna get a court order you hear me?

You'll forfeit your right of any payment

Yeah...

Do you hear me?

Cindy

Hi, John

Got only four weeks this time?

Yeah, I got lucky

I picked up a load of square pigs on Mars

Who is this?

The name is Mike Pucci

Let's not get ahead of ourselves

You are a space trucker, kid?

Not yet

He's taking a solo today

Yeah?

Give me a hamburger well done and a French fries

What kind of rig you're driving?

Pachyderm 2000

Pachyderm? Wow

So you've been driving for a while I guess

It's hard to beat that old lion kid

Student Mike Pucci report to area T

That's me

Wish me luck, Cindy

Good luck, Mike

See you

Who's the kid? To you I mean

The customer, like you

I didn't always use to be just a customer

Sorry, new rules

They're recycling all leftovers ok?

Screw all that cheap bullshit

I don't like it better than you do

But I can't afford to get fired

especially now

What's going on?

Well, you know my mother's on Earth right?

Maybe you mentioned it, yeah

She's gotta have an operation and it's really serious

And I promised that I'll be there with her

That's right, I'm sorry

So when are you leaving?

Leaving? You know what it takes

I'll have to pull double shifts here for over a year

To get on my way out of here

Let me ask around see what I can come up with

You are a good man, John

But you are not a company man

They only give Earth errands to company people

And none of them has the balls to risk taking me

I would give anything

You know what I want

Yeah

How many times I proposed to you?

Three?

I think you left out a few

Last couple of times you were pretty loaded

Tell you what, you agree to marry me

I'll get you to Earth

Cindy

Yeah right

It's a deal then?

John, you get me to Earth

And if you still want to marry me when we get there

I'll do it

Alright, alright

I'm gonna get back to work

Right

Sonic pig

Cool, man

Yeah

Get the toll truck ready

I'll unhook the load and meet you there

Ok

Hey, John

Still working independent, John?

Still own my own rig pick my own loads

And don't sell ads space on my tits

if that's what you're talking about

You're back for Kev's funeral?

I didn't hear it

In his load he got into the scum cluster

Not much of it came out

Hijackers killed him huh?

And then some

Who do you think got him?

There's this Captain Macanudo

That guy's a damn depraved animal

Captured Kev's load

All they sent back was his dick

Using a tennis ball for the coffin

Cremation would've had more dignity if you ask me

Anyways, John, we're planning on having a wake after the service

John

You held Inter Pork hogs?

Yeah, they are my hogs until I get paid for them

Jesus, look at that

Some piece of garbage wrapped in human skin

Is trying to jack my load

Yeah?

You want to see me, Mr. Keller?

Yeah, I understand you just graduated from space truck school

Yeah

I need someone to push a shipment of square hogs

To Little Chicago on Titan

Square pigs?

Isn't that John Canyon's load?

It's Inter Pork load

I fired Canyon yesterday

You got a feeling about that one way or the other?

No

No, I barely know the guy

Good

Cause it's about 1,500 out of the freight push so you want that job

Yeah, I'm the best

Your potential is frightening

You want the job?

I'll take it

Pick up your pink probationary coveralls from ammos and supply

See you keep them clean

Pink, huh?

They are pink

Mike, congratulations

Thanks

John, Mike got himself a new job

Normally we'd have some kind of blowout... for that

But I see from your pajamas whom you're working for

Which is nothing to celebrate

John, not everyone can be independent

Not everyone can drive their own rig babe

John, I'm sorry about your losing your job

It's my only shot

I'm out of money. I'm out of credit

Somebody's gotta get these pigs to Titan

You took a fearless worid of inventory, kid

And then you took my job?

If you can live with that, great

But I don't have to

Now you hump yourself down to the other end of the ball

Look, I treat you with respect

I'm asking you to do the same here

Keller's here

Look, kid

Your boss brought the circus with him

We've come to pay our respect

The circus

A pair of trained turds are right here

He's just blowing steam, Mr. Keller

The Kev thing got people upset

Slam your teeth, Delia

I want you off this hub, Canyon

I like to oblige you

If you'd paid me I'd be gone by now

We've fueled your rig

Now move your ass down there and off this station

I don't work for you

Ok

Somebody said something?

You don't mess with me, Canyon

And you never ever mess with the company

Now hold on, Mr. Keller

The man's with his rights here

Step off, kid

The kid's a real space lawyer

Get away from me, Canyon

Jackie, do something

Jackie, do something

My god, somebody help me

Somebody, please

Jack, come on

Grab him

No, Cindy, get out of here

Cindy, get out

Give me your hand

Come on

Let's get out of here

It's the wrong door

Get in now

John, it's the wrong door

Get out. What are you doing?

John, close it

It's occupied

Nice lady

Come on in the cubicle, both of you

Alright, check the stall

Get out, what are you doing?

It's occupied

This wouldn't be a social call would it?

It's always a pleasure to see you Mr. Zesty

I need to get off the hub

I need a load

It's problematic, John

Problematic

There are people who'd like to see you put down like a diseased dog

Tons of people

How about I recite all the times that I helped you out?

This and that... Here and there

And I should be the man to decide?

Yeah

I shall open my heart at once

I do have something

Something unpleasant I fear

We'll take it

I'm his partner

Says who?

What? You're saying I'm not?

I lost one job because of you you owe me

If I stay here, they are gonna mount my ass on the board

You're a passenger, not a partner

So what've you got, Mr. Zesty?

It's a rush shipment to Earth

Two-day schedule

Containers to the lab in high orbit on arrival

He said Earth

We'll do it

What's the cargo?

The manifest states... Polymer sexual substitutes

Sex dolls?

They're providing 5 times of the going rate

Providing all the people forged of course

Undetectable

I said... done

I hesitate to caution a man of your experience

But the consigners of this cargo were most emphatic

That the delivery schedule being adhered to

And...

Don't temper with those containers

Is this gonna take long?

The troopers are all over the place

No, I'm almost done

You see her coming?

No, you think the law grabbed her?

No, she'll make it

I like her

She's friendly

Yeah, she's got a kindly nature

You mind if I ask you what the deal's with Cindy?

I don't get you

I think she likes me

I like to pursue her further

I'd like to know if you're involved

If I get your drift and I do get your drift

I must tell you that, Mike

A gentleman doesn't answer a question like that

That's a no?

Sorry, I'm late

I had to give them 30 seconds notice

Here help me out

It's all right

Geez, my underwear

I haven't seen this before

It's a friend of yours?

Actually it's my mother Carol

It's taken before I was born

I can see where you got your good looks from

Thanks

Wouldn't mind meeting her back then

Yeah?

Yeah

Here we go

There

I've never seen trailers like these before

They look kind of...

Creepy

They look like they've come a long way already

What do you think is in them, John?

I don't

Something really creepy

At maximum velocity

We'll still be 6 hours on the wrong side of the delivery time

They can stand the ship being late

John, you wanna fill me in on your plans

I don't ask yours

We're all in this together alright?

I think you owe me and Cindy the courtesy of an answer

Our system's functional Pressure within acceptable range

Electronic systems to the full

John, the minute we pull outta here

The transport troops are gonna be all over us, you get that?

Now you just got to learn to live with your fear

If it gets too bad, breathe into a paper bag or something

Shut up

Crawl in the cell

You'd better power down, Canyon

I'm sorry, boys

I've got a priority load of perishable goods here

It's not a request

We've got questions about Keller

Last time I saw him

He's being sucked ass first into the outer darkness

John, I think these guys are getting serious

We'd better stop

Yeah

Not while I still have the options open

All units converge

Abandon pursuit

Repeat, do not pursue

We can get them, damn it

The orders are to abandon pursuit

I love taking orders

Looks like we lost them

More like they stopped chasing us

That was some of the best driving I've ever seen

Thank you

Just put the paddle to the metal

And pray for what's in your fate

Breakfast is ready

You guys up there, food's ready

Mike, Cindy, come on

Are we on time?

We'll make it

We left Spensinan

About six hours ago

What's this?

Saliva activated cappuccino and eggs

Don't you like it?

What the hell is that?

Some kind of floating junkyard?

Welcome to the scum cluster

What the hell happened to them?

Asteroids killed them

Asteroids? Where are they?

Where are they?

Yeah, where are they?

Warning, density 10 asteroid field

Freight driver

You're approaching too fast for evasive maneuvers

Don't make me tune you off, Betty

John, this shows a big cluster coming straight ahead

I don't see anything

It's got to be malfunction, right?

It's the black rock

Drive yourselves in

I think we are clear

I've never been so afraid in my life

Look out

Ok, Cindy?

Yeah

Mike?

Yeah

I'm going for some light

How bad do you think it is?

It felt bad

Sure did

Betty, confirm what I'm seeing here

Freight driver main and secondary engines are down

Decompression inconsistency in a component in direction control

Thanks, Betty

The internal pool system has also shut down

You are welcome, freight driver

No chance of a fix?

Sure

After five-hour cool-down

We'll roast in here before then

It's getting hot in here

I think we've got two hours before we burn up

Escape pod's no good

Too far away from the nearest colony to make it

Anyway, it only holds two

What's that mean? We're gonna die?

There's always a chance

Our emergency beacons will draw somebody before that happens

Somebody? What do you mean somebody?

John

Sure, there's always a chance, baby

Always a chance

We've got a little juice left in the parking rocket

If we can cut the load loose

We should be able to put ourselves in the shadow of one asteroid

Yeah, that'd give us enough time to fix the main engine

Let's go

It's a one-man job

Be careful

You were born on Earth, Cindy?

Yeah, New York City

That's technically a part of Earth

Earth, I've always dreamt about going to Earth

It's great

You know... birds, trees

Those things living in the rivers?

Yeah, fish

My mother used to take me to see them a couple of times

Earth is an amazing place

It's so hot

Yeah

Do you mind?

No

I'll do the same

I feel so much better

John, how are you doing out there buddy?

Some kind of automatic seal deal here

I'm gonna try cracking it off

Alright, you do that Let me know if I can help you out

Mike, we've gotta stop

Wait... wait

Stop, this happens all the time

Ok, realize one thing

I'm engaged

What?

It started out as a joke John asked me to marry him

And I said sure if you take me to Earth

It's total bullshit

A promise is a promise John's a good man

I don't have to justify myself to you or to anybody...

Ok, stop,

sorry

This is not gonna work

It's awfully warm in here

Toughly hot in here isn't it?

So let's take your clothes off be more comfortable

Right?

Yeah

Would that have been your idea?

It was my idea, so what?

I think it's a pretty cheesy way to look at my fiance's tits

Knock it off, John

That's not what's going on here at all

I got to hand it to you, Mike king of the smooth dogs

"Oh, it's hot in here your husband is outside..."

We're not married alright?

How about a guy who forces a girl

to marry him in exchange of a lift?

I'd like to know what you think

Hey, stop it...

Stop fighting over a girl

Who's gonna be two scoops of ash in about two hours

We're gonna die here, ok?

Why don't try for a little dignity for a change?

I can't unhook the load

There's some kind of auto-defense mechanism on the containers

Whatever's in them ain't no sex dolls

A plastic date wouldn't need that kind of protection

Yeah, tell me about it

So what are we gonna do now?

Why don't we divert the cooling

From the refrigerator through the inside plumbing?

It's a great idea

It'd give us something to do anyway

Pachyderm 2000 rig... It don't have a refrigerator

Why the hell not?

Because it's an option

I don't buy options

Like it's either the suede seats

Or half tinted portative silent suck toilets

I don't buy options

Ok, ok

But I did bring this

Suck a Zux

At least we've got some notice

It's the time to prepare ourselves for the end

However you do that

Attention, freight driver

We've been approached by an oligarch class passenger liner

Passenger liner, we are being saved

There's likely to be some conditions attached to that

Liner identified former vessel A7 N843

Vanished 10, 24, 92

It didn't vanish. It was jacked

These guys are jackers, man

If it's who I think it is

Boy, you're lucky you're not wearing those company pajamas

Come on, let's go

Get that hatch open, come on

John, how many guns you've got?

I'm not even sure if this one works

They are here, man

If you're not gonna use it give it to me. I'll use it

You're gonna make one of them desperate lie-and-stands?

Say we know these scums may have in mind for us

What do you think they're gonna do to her?

Mike, there's not a lot we can do

We just hope our cooperative attitudes are at our disposition

What do you have in mind, Mike?

We'll hold them off as long as we can, then...

What?

I'll save two shots for both of us

Great, yeah

Can you put that thing away someplace safe ok?

We're not gonna let them take us Give me the gun

Mike, I've got to go to Earth

If I got to wait and do nasty crap I'm still going

Everybody, come on, move

We don't work for the company remember that

We are friendly, friendly

Drop it

We don't work for the company

Over to the control panel move it, now

We're going...

You're all prisoners of the Regalia if anyone's curious

If you try to escape you'll be killed

If you resist, you'll be killed

If you fail to obey orders you'll be killed

What the hell

We'll probably kill you anyway

Alright, get them out of here

Come on. Move it. Get out

Get your hands off me

Move them out...

Come on

We don't work for the company

Move it

Sorry

Come on

Ok, stay with me

Look at that

Salvage specialist

Shut up. What do you hold?

We don't know

I'm telling you we don't know never cared

It's a mistake to give up caring

That's too much Macanudo wouldn't like it

You leave the captain to me

My pleasure

Cutt, man

The manifest says what they're carrying is sex dolls

Sex dolls?

What do you think they are really carrying?

Gotta be something hot. Drugs maybe

You like drugs or guns best, Lou?

Drugs man

I like guns better

Scummy

Yeah

Hook them up

This way

Where's Captain's equipment?

Over here

Manifest says they carry sex dolls

Thank you for apprising me Mr. Cutt

I do know how much you like to be apprised sir

You have been perspiring

It's about 170 in the cab

I compliment you, my dear

You have a strong, distinctive

And not altogether unpleasant body odour

It's gratifyingly approachable

Captain we want to thank you for saving us

We're grateful about it, thank you

I didn't save you you company scumbag

I jacked your load

Whatever, we appreciate it

It's important that you understand we do not work for the company

I want to know what your cargo is

Who's the shipper and who's the consignee?

We don't know none of that

You're gonna kick yourself later

If you have trouble to inform yourself

I'd have to slice off your manly process

Is he talking about my dick?

Captain, we're just independent contract haulers

We're trying to make a living

We don't ask a lot of questions

What we do know...

Is whatever's in those cars is not something to mess with

Do I look like someone to mess with?

No, sir

Like I have the IQ of an egg timer?

No

I see high security double-duty containers in your hauling

I'd say the pair of you are company butt boys

Wrong

If you want to hack off my dick do it

And I'll change my name to Terry or Lee or something neutral

That ain't gonna change what I know

Your dick?

Is this your dick?

No

That one's mine

Ok, I'm gonna put some Fermat theorem in my head

That takes between 8 and 17 seconds

And then we'll begin again

Captain's a genius

Yeah

I was head of company's research and development

Top man

Slotted for the big dogs

I was betrayed by that bastard E. J. Saggs

Found out before he killed me

Made a mistake of having it done in the laboratory

I was able to save myself

We create my body

You are a very attractive woman

In the normal course of human affairs

You probably wouldn't look twice at me

Captain where are we going with this?

I'm going at the beauty like other men

The beauty... beauty fills my life's holes so to speak

Were you not chained to a major support beam of my ship

I wouldn't stand a chance of having sex with someone

As so alluring as you

Leave her alone you half-wit asshole

He didn't mean that

He respects the brave way you confront your disability

Kill him

Wait

Mr. Cutt

I've got to go to Earth I've got to see my mother

So keep the load and give us the...

I'll have sex with you

Really?

Yeah.

Right there on the floor if that's what you want

I think we should prepare to my quarter, my dear

Scummy

John, we've got to do something

What are we going to do? Just sit here?

Don't corrupt the right to be indignant, kid

She's my fiance

What will make you more comfortable, my dear?

I have seven different forms of sedation

Alcohol

The usual pharmacology

Let's not fool ourselves, Captain

I just want to get this over with

I can accept that

However, I'm confident I can make you a favorable impression

I rebuilt my own mind

So you got a homemade brain

I rebuilt everything

Every organ

I've made a low-amp electrical wiring pulse

Designed to drive women wild with pleasure

Stop, you're gonna make me puke

Quit talking or the deal's off, ok?

Please allow me a few moments

To coordinate my seldom-used reproductive sequence

Yeah, sure

Lou, this casing's made out of some exotic alloy

This security seal, man It's something new

I wouldn't mess with that load

It's bad. It'll eat you alive

My heart is racing, Mr. Truckman

Ok, Sam

Hit it

You alright?

The diamond blade just shattered

What the hell does that?

One of those things

We're gonna try something else, Lou

Yeah

What the hell is that?

Sam

Sam... are you alright?

What's cooking? Something's cooking

What are you talking about?

Smells like somebody's making hamburgers

Goddamn, Sam, it's you

Sam...

What did I tell you?

Shut up

I've got to tell the captain

John, we've got to do something

What do you think they're doing to her up there?

It's not the first time she's doing it for the team

100% operational, my dear

You wanna lose that? It's gonna give me nosebleed

It's my good-luck charm I never take it off

Just close your eyes and think of Brooklyn

You bitch!

Nothing personal

You've just made the biggest mistake of your life

Speak tough for a guy who can't get up on his back

You'll never get off the ship

Yeah? Watch me

Mr. Cutt

There you are, Captain

Lou just went looking for you, the load...

You want me to leave

Alright, Captain, ok

Back awfully quick aren't you Captain?

She write you out?

Kill them, huh?

What? What?

You want to kill them, absolutely

You want me to cut them down?

You don't mind if I tenderize them a little bit first?

Scummy

You overblown cretin

Aren't you in need of some fixing?

I'm sorry you couldn't find it in your heart to give me a chance

You could've been my beloved concubine

Share my position here

I guess it was not in my fortune cookie

Now all you'll share is my crew

312 of them in random order

But first, you can watch me kill your friends

Or if you prefer you can turn the other way

Do it

Captain, did it occur to you that

A load with that kind of protection ought

to be checked out first?

After you, Mr. Cutt

Yes, sir

Right behind you, Lou

Come on, get in there

Man!

Holly shit

What the hell is all this junk?

These are my babies

Captain

State of the art disintegrators, boys

This baby will bake a man in 500 milliseconds

And leave his watch and small change lying on the deck

Just... what have we got here, sir?

We've got Saggs

We've got E. J. Saggs right by his shriveled scrotum

A little reprogramming and the company is mine

Ours, if you will

And I'll feed Saggs' liver to the ship's rats

Look at this. This one is missing

What?

Damn

What's that do, Captain?

Quiet

It's coming!

Kill it...

What the hell is going on here?

I don't know but I bet we get blamed

Let's get out of here

Bite it deathnut, asshole

Get ready. Let's go

Five minutes to complete cool down

We ain't got five minutes

Fire it up would you, Mike?

We made it

I can't believe we got out of there

I gotta say I'm very very happy to be here

Godamn I am

Me too

Of course you always feel that way after a near miss

It wears off

Attention, freight driver

There's a breach in the exterior hull of container One

The pressure and oxygen levels falling

We've got a vacuumed container it's too bad

The load's perishables always perish

Yeah, so forget it

Wait a second. Did somebody hear something back there?

Does it sound like something's back there?

I do

Bitching Betty, take over

Mike, suit up

Cindy, move over here

Sit here. You watch these gauges

You see a red light come on

You shout at me on the radio, ok?

Alright

I want you to elaborate on your instructions

Bitching Betty you hold the course toward Earth

You'd better keep this ok?

It's an SOS

Yeah, it can also be a trap

Light me

There's a flamer in my pocket

Maybe I should get the first aid kit

Forget it

I cauterized the main arteries

But I don't have much time left

What happened back there to Regalia?

Soldier...

They are activated to do what they're programmed to do

You're one of the... our cargos you know what's in them?

An army

What?

I made them for the company

Genetically engineered

Biochemical super warriors

My babies... you can't stop them

There's got to be some way to shut those bastards off

We're doomed

I'm afraid

If I had an anus...

I'll probably shit over myself

You got to tell us how to stop these things

They activate in the waves

1,2,4,8

This thing here locks them up

You boys got a use for this?

He's gone

Yeah

For a son of a bitch gang rapist murderer

He died ok. Come on

John

John! Do it

I should go check it out in there

We need some light in here

I've got a flashlight

It ain't exactly made for the space

It's made for reading under the blanket isn't it?

Damn

This thing doesn't work until they're all grown up

Let's... get back outside and wait for them

Yeah

Come on...

Here

John

Everything ok back there?

We don't know yet

I can't see anything

Isn't that supposed to be four of them?

Yeah

Where's the other two?

Cindy, put your spacesuit on

They are headed toward the cab

Do it, John

Freeze them

Do not damage or destroy

your means of transport to Earth...

It's programming They can't break their truck

John, he's got a Swiss army knife

Shit, man

Cooking time estimated 45 seconds

Next time there's gonna be eight

We'll go into the Earth orbit

So when I cut the load loose it will drop them in the atmosphere

And incinerate those mutant guys

I want the two of you to get in the escape pod and get out of here

No, we'll go with you

You ain't being asked

Mike, you drive the pod

So what's the plan, John?

Well... I'm gonna try to free the cargo

Blow it if I have to

Then I'm gonna ride the rig down

John, the goddamn rig will never make it to the atmosphere

Get serious

Kid, this is a Pachyderm 2000 rig

It was mine before you were born

I know what it will do

Now I've got something to say to both of you

Cindy, I'm releasing you

Of all your obligations to marry me right now

I want to apologize for the way I've done it

It weren't right

And I guess I've been jealous

Since I saw the way you two behave to each other together

John, you don't have to apologize really

I don't do it so well anyway

Probably because you've never done it before

My advice to you is you take this woman to the church

At the first exit off the freeway and you get hitched

You are a lucky man

Alright, partner, kick butt

We're about ready here, John

How is it going buddy?

Oh, it's hanging by a thread

I'll have it cut in no time

I can practically kick it apart

No sign of any genetic deal

So go on, get out of here

John, I figure we'll try for the Palmdale spaceport

You can bring your rig in there

Yeah, it sounds good

I'll see you there

Betty, how much time before we hit the atmosphere?

32 seconds, freight driver

Entering the atmosphere

Had enough for you?

There he is

Look, Mike, is that smoke?

It's bound to be smoke

The seal's burning off

Come on, John, come on, baby

Come on... He's getting closer

He's gonna make it

He's gonna make it

Here he comes

My god

My god, Mike

Hey... Look here

You are married yet?

Good to see you

We interrupt this program for a special news update

Two space truckers and a waitress

Have saved the Earth from the invasion from outer space

The three of them discovered

They were carrying an army of robotic warriors

Sent by persons unknown to conquer our planet

Mom

I have Mike and John here with me

Oh, just a second

Would you like us to come back when you're more recovered?

No, I'll be right with you

Sit down

Can we get you anything, Mrs. Welch?

Get this Mike, call me Carol

Mom

Mom

This is Mike

Mike yeah, welcome to the family

This is John

Oh yeah

You are Carol Welch?

Cindy is your daughter? This Cindy?

What? Do I look weird or something?

You look great... and beautiful

Like a picture I saw of you

But the picture was taken twenty years back

Could somebody tell me what's going on here?

You see when I got sick they offered me a choice

Die or get frozen

Anyway, I got the deep freeze

They thawed me. They cured me

Here I am

They froze you?

Well, there's a lot of fancy names for it but...

Yeah

I don't look freeze or burnt do I?

Not from what I can see

Special agent Ridgid I'm taking charge here

What do you want?

Pat them down

What?

I'm head of presidential security

We'll secure this room for presidential visit

The president?

The president of the worid is coming here?

Yeah?

Mr. President...

Ok, Ridgid, move along

Shoot

I'm President Saggs

I'm here to express the gratitude of my administration

And my constituents All the people of the system

Saggs? E. J. Saggs?

I thought the president's name was Dobey

Dobey is the former president

He resigned last week

The government's been privatized

We know who you are Saggs, ok?

You sent those things to Earth

And you cost us a good rig

And you almost got us killed about 50 times

Take it easy

You are talking to the president here

I'll grant you there've been mistakes made

And there've been lies told

But I assure you whatever you've been told

I was not aware and I was not involved

You were not aware, right

Could it be that some individual in the company

Just overreached himself?

He sent these things to Earth as a kind of insurance policy

In case the merger task broke down

But I wouldn't like this sort of rumors to be circulating

During the crucial days of my administration

Or... Ever

No problem

Just so happens there's a new rig ready to take off

And it's waiting for you there on Gantry F

What do you think you are gonna do?

Buy us a tuna fish sandwich?

I've also arranged

To have your mother's hospital bill taken care of

Hold on a second

For your other troubles...

Maybe this will compensate to some small degree

We didn't do what we did for money

Money doesn't fix anything alright?

You have our cooperation and our silence sir

Good. Good

Well, I must run

Remember our hush-hush

Yes, sir

Thanks for everything

Mr. Independent

What was that about?

You're gonna keep this?

No, we're not gonna keep it

We don't want no part of that money

You guys could really use that money

Getting married and all

We don't want that kind of money

You two don't get it do you?

If you don't take this money

And shut up about what happened

They're gonna come after you And you'll disappear

Now you got to take it

We got to take the money

We got to take this

And become company butt boys for the rest of our lives

I want to make sure that you understand the facts

You're gonna take it, John?

Are you gonna take it?

No, but I don't want you to end up like me

God forbid

Somebody fried Saggs

You know, I think it was us

Oh, my god

We'd better get out of here

Come on

Too bad Saggs blew himself up

We've never got to thank him for the new rig

Alright, here we go

I've never done this before

Any chance I'll lose my lunch?

You'll be fine

5,4,3,2,1

Ignition!