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Shit. I... I swear I deleted a picture,
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but when I clicked back to the album,
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the icon reappeared.
It undeleted itself.
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But I can't get it to
happen again, so...
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Hey, Richard, totally out of the blue,
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do you know how we might
be able to find that bug?
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No, Dinesh. We are not
releasing the beta.
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We integrated the neural net a week ago.
The platform is full of bugs.
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But that is what a beta is for.
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You give it to people in the
real world, they use it,
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and that is how we find the bugs.
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Richard, Reid Hoffman says if
you're not mortally embarrassed
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by the quality of your initial
release, you've released too late.
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Okay. We already are
mortally embarrassed.
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Okay? We move in and
subsequently out of our offices,
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mainly because it was too expensive,
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we fired two CEOs, we've pivoted
to a box, and then pivoted back.
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Any more bad word of mouth and
we will be royally fucked.
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Where's Gilfoyle?
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Hey, Gilfoyle, the deletion
issue is ducking me again,
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and... and, um, I'm sorry.
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- Oh, hey, Richard.
- Hi, Tara.
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I need to borrow your
fella here for a second.
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All right, babe, I gotta go.
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Hey, when you check out
the settings view,
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can you let me know if
there's something weird
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that happens with the submit button?
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It was a little weird
when I was doing QA.
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- Yeah, okay.
- Sorry, the... the settings view for...?
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- The beta.
- The beta for...?
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Pied Piper. It's a promising compression
company that doesn't pay very well.
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- You sent her the beta?
- I did.
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Are you fucking insane? It's not ready.
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It's riddled with bugs.
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Really? Cause I've been
test driving it all day,
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and it's pretty fucking awesome.
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- Really? You think so?
- Yeah. For real.
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Congratulations, Richard.
It's so fucking cool.
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And when the neural net kicks
in, it's gonna be rad.
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But, you know, I did have
one problem, though.
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I tried to restore an old file
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and it asked me to confirm twice.
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Yeah, well, that was a bad merge.
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It's been there for months.
I fixed it in ten seconds.
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Richard...
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Maybe.
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Yeah, maybe beta.
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- Hi, Dinesh.
- Tara.
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- sync and corrections by Caio -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Wait, that can't be right. How can
Bachmanity still be so far in the hole?
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Look at all this shit
that Big Head is selling.
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He was renting virtually
everything in the house.
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He rented that cannon?
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It was for display purposes only.
So you forfeit your deposit.
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It's a cannon. What's he
supposed to do, not fire it?
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That was the provision.
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So that's it then, I guess.
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Big Head's really broke.
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You know what? He's young.
He'll get past it.
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Nelson is not the only one
who should be worried.
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- You were partners.
- Fair point.
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But shuttering a company
in the tech world
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is almost a rite of passage,
like herpes simplex one.
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At first, it's ugly and embarrassing
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and you're disgusted by your own dick.
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But after a while,
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in the larger scheme of things,
you realize it's really...
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Mr. Bachmann, you structured
Bachmanity as a general partnership.
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Then, with no money in the bank,
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you threw a million-dollar
luau on Alcatraz.
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You're on the hook for that.
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And even declaring bankruptcy
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isn't going to absolve
you of these debts.
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- Bankruptcy?
- It's none of my business. Good luck.
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Wait, where are you going? We need you.
You're our business manager.
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There's no business remaining to manage.
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Good day, Mr. Bachmann.
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Hey, good news. They
said we can each keep
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one of the cannonballs, so
not a total loss, right?
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All right, so I've set up a
sign-up page for the beta,
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and we're gonna keep
it small and secure,
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so that means we're limited to ten
invite codes each to send out.
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I've already got my list.
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It's people that I know personally,
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and, uh, people that I know I can trust.
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Hm, we only get ten each.
This could be prickly.
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Well, I'm out. I don't trust anyone.
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It's a huge part of my belief system.
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You sent the beta to Tara.
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Yeah, there was a transactional
nature to that exchange
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- which I'll get into if you want.
- Pass.
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But it doesn't mean that I trust her,
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and I certainly don't trust anyone else.
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Oh, in other words, you have no friends.
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On principle. I could make what rises
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to your low standards of a
friend any time I want.
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Sure you could.
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Gilfoyle, if you're not
gonna use your ten invites,
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- could Dinesh and I have them?
- Sure. Knock yourselves out.
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Loser. He's got no friends.
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- Okay...
- Miriam, Sylvia...
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Oh, Samantha!
I almost forgot her.
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You know, Jared, you can have
all ten of Gilfoyle's invites.
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- Much appreciated.
- Yeah.
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Monica, hello.
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Um, did you honestly think that
you could send me an email
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telling me that you were launching the
beta without sending me the beta?
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Come on. I'm dying to see it.
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Well, I think the whole point
of it, Monica, is to get
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the beta into the hands
of unbiased people
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so they can give us an honest...
feedback.
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Besides, I... I just
gave out my ten invites.
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Oh, if Monica wants an invite,
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I could, like, squeeze her on my list.
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- Are you sure?
- Yeah, no problem.
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Okay, Monica, well, you're in luck.
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Dinesh has decided to give
you one of his codes, so...
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Great. I promise I'll find
something terrible to say.
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Okay, so I did a rough accounting
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of your assets and liabilities.
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Jared, don't look at me like that.
Just give it to me straight.
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All right. Your house has appreciated
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in value since you bought
it, but if you sold it now
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for what Zillow and Redfin
think it's worth...
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I'd still be half a million in the hole.
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Now, that's the bad news.
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- Is there good news?
- Well, it's unclear.
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I... I went back through your records.
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Uh, at first, I'll admit
a bit voyeuristically,
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uh, to see where all of the money went,
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and apart from the party expenses,
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- which were staggering...
- Yeah. Fuck, yeah.
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But one number jumped out at me.
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Now, whoever did your accounting
earmarked almost 70 percent
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of Big Head's settlement
money for taxes.
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Seventy percent?
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Even in Taxo-Alto, which I
coined, would be half that.
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Where did that money go?
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Well, that is the
six-million-dollar question.
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I may have the answer.
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I'm sorry. You're accusing
me of impropriety?
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You, the man who spent $20,000
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renting giant fiberglass tiki heads,
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and $40,000 more when one
of them was misplaced
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on the way back to the rental house?
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I told you it wasn't misplaced.
I know exactly where it is.
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It's at the bottom of the bay.
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I called you a thief because
you, sir, have stolen from us.
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Nelson, come on. You can't
possibly believe this.
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- Sorry.
- Don't apologize to him.
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- Oh, right. Sorry.
- Thank you.
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Arthur, you listen to me,
and you listen good.
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I have people calling me 40 times
a day asking for their money.
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I even considered selling
my house to pay them.
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So you are going to go in your
little fucking piggy bank
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right now and pay back
every fucking kopeck
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that you stole from Big
Head, and if you don't,
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we're gonna take our
little show on the road,
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perhaps perform it for
a man named the D.A.
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Ridiculous.
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Very well.
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Game on.
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Let's go, Big Head.
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Wait.
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I may have moved around
some of your money in a way
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that wasn't exactly conventional.
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- Give me back Big Head's fucking money!
- Yeah!
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- Sorry. Sorry.
- No, you did good.
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I can't, because I don't have it.
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Hey, Marc, we may have a problem.
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What's up?
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Well, a buddy of mine at
Datatrode sits next to a guy
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who just got invited
to Pied Piper's beta.
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Shit. They're already in beta?
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Should I tell Gavin?
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Fuck no. We're still two
or three months out.
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Yeah, if he hears Pied
Piper's already in beta,
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trust me, he'll lose his shit.
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Fine. But if it ever comes up,
I didn't hear about this.
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- And this came in when?
- 43 minutes ago.
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And deleted six minutes after that.
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Fortunately, the filters,
which I had installed, sir,
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caught the relevant keywords.
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I decided to walk it to you personally.
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An employee's withholding critical
information about a competitor.
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This is a fireable offense.
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You want me to bring this guy in?
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No.
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Acting on this would expose the fact
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that we're reading
employees' private emails,
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destroying the spirit of trust
and freedom to innovate
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that I've worked so hard
to build here at Hooli.
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You know, it makes you
wonder if the word Hooli
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has any meaning for these
people whatsoever.
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- Is there anything I can do?
- Yeah.
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Get me a look at that Pied Piper beta.
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I will figure out a way, sir.
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Finally. Where the fuck have you...
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- Hey, thanks for the lift, Kevin.
- Yeah, no worries.
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Oh, Kevin, this is Dinesh,
one of my coworkers.
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Dinesh, this is Kevin.
We met at Phil's Coffee.
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Hey.
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We're friends now. Isn't
that right, Kevin?
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Yeah.
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All right, my friend. I should get
to work, so thanks for the lift.
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- Yeah.
- Thanks for the coffees.
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Catch ya later, my friend.
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That was my friend, Kevin.
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Congratulations. You
now have one friend.
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He also said there was a
bug on the landing page.
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- Well, how severe is it?
- Not bad.
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Compared to the rest of
what he said, it's nothing.
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Guys, uh, you might as
well hear this from me.
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Uh, I just had a long talk about the
beta with my friend, Todd Chambers.
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- The Dropbox guy?
- Yeah, he was employee number 11.
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Why did you send it to him?
He hates everything.
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Well, because I thought he
would be honest with me,
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- and, um, and he was.
- Quite honest.
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Uh, he said that in the 15 years
he's been working in the Valley,
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our beta was the best
beta he's ever seen.
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- By far.
- What? Really?
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I don't want to count our
chickens before they hatch.
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I mean, three percent of hatchlings
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are born mutated or dead,
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but we may have a healthy
brood on our hands.
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I'm getting the same reaction.
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I mean, a few bugs here and there,
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but overall, they love it.
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We might be holding pocket aces here.
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Awesome.
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Hey, guys.
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- How you holding up?
- Good, yeah.
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I mean, just trying to make
sense of all the feedback.
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Well, you know, I guess you just
can't let it get in your head.
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- Don't you mean go to my head?
- What did I say?
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You said, get in your head, like it's,
like it's a bad thing, but it's not.
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- It's great. People love it.
- Really?
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Yeah. Yeah. I can't believe it myself.
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- They're flipping out.
- That's awesome. That...
240
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And that's... that's for
the beta that you sent me?
241
00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:41,027
No, Monica. It's for the other beta
that we've got kicking around here.
242
00:10:41,124 --> 00:10:45,410
I mean, I... I... I have an
inbox full of raves here for the...
243
00:10:45,508 --> 00:10:47,778
upload performance, the mobile, the...
244
00:10:47,876 --> 00:10:49,571
What about... what about the interface?
245
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Did people have any issues with that?
246
00:10:52,580 --> 00:10:53,890
No, not at all. Why? Do...
247
00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:55,970
Do you have any issues
with the interface?
248
00:10:56,068 --> 00:10:59,234
I... I haven't actually had
a chance to look at it yet.
249
00:10:59,332 --> 00:11:02,210
Are you serious? You've been
sitting on the beta for a day
250
00:11:02,309 --> 00:11:05,090
after busting my balls about
not getting an invite.
251
00:11:05,189 --> 00:11:08,450
- Pretty fuckin' lame.
- Yeah. Sorry.
252
00:11:08,548 --> 00:11:10,722
Yeah. Lame.
253
00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:12,898
I just got an email from
my friend, Max Karnow.
254
00:11:12,996 --> 00:11:16,099
He says, I heard the beta's awesome.
Can I get a look?
255
00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:18,914
Guys, I think we're
starting to get some buzz.
256
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:23,298
You know, maybe we should talk to Laurie
about moving up the official launch?
257
00:11:23,396 --> 00:11:25,699
You want to move it up?
Yeah, I think we're ready.
258
00:11:25,796 --> 00:11:28,986
I mean, do... do you think
you can set the meeting?
259
00:11:29,010 --> 00:11:30,073
Yeah.
260
00:11:30,149 --> 00:11:32,867
Yeah, I'll... I'll go
tell Laurie right now.
261
00:11:32,964 --> 00:11:35,234
Okay.
262
00:11:36,484 --> 00:11:37,442
What was that about?
263
00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:39,426
She's fucking weird.
264
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:43,170
Hey, Richard, um, if
your friend Max Karnow
265
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needs an invite, you
know, I could probably
266
00:11:45,732 --> 00:11:48,002
- squeeze him on my list.
- Are you sure?
267
00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:50,307
Yeah. I'll have to freeze
out one of my boys,
268
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:52,290
but they'll get it.
269
00:11:52,388 --> 00:11:54,082
Just shoot me his email.
270
00:11:56,421 --> 00:11:59,970
The perpetrator has been losing
money for other clients for years,
271
00:12:00,068 --> 00:12:04,195
was lying to us and funneling our
money to said other clients,
272
00:12:04,292 --> 00:12:06,467
therein, fucking us.
273
00:12:06,564 --> 00:12:09,986
I'm sorry to say this is not
an uncommon occurrence.
274
00:12:10,084 --> 00:12:14,307
Wait, it's not an uncommon...?
So then it...
275
00:12:14,404 --> 00:12:15,682
Okay, got it.
276
00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:17,826
So if it makes any difference,
277
00:12:17,924 --> 00:12:20,898
I'd like to vie for a lesser sentence
278
00:12:20,996 --> 00:12:24,003
if after he makes full
restitution he would write
279
00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:26,722
a very convincing public
apology, preferably...
280
00:12:26,820 --> 00:12:28,130
Mr. Bachmann,
281
00:12:28,228 --> 00:12:32,098
an action like this is very
expensive and time-consuming,
282
00:12:32,197 --> 00:12:35,234
and as you've already pointed
out, even if you do prevail,
283
00:12:35,332 --> 00:12:38,210
the money is gone, unless
you win a court order
284
00:12:38,309 --> 00:12:40,675
allowing you to raid other
innocent people's bank accounts,
285
00:12:40,772 --> 00:12:42,562
and that's a tough sell,
286
00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:46,914
even for a plaintiff who's
more, uh, sympathetic.
287
00:12:47,012 --> 00:12:48,802
Are you calling us unsympathetic?
288
00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:50,946
You just threw a million-dollar party.
289
00:12:51,044 --> 00:12:54,498
A tasteful Polynesian affair,
culturally accurate,
290
00:12:54,596 --> 00:12:56,130
which I'm sure you would appreciate,
291
00:12:56,228 --> 00:12:58,242
and one that we can no longer pay for
292
00:12:58,340 --> 00:13:00,194
because this criminal
has left us flat broke.
293
00:13:00,292 --> 00:13:03,554
Also not true. You have a large stake
294
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,410
in a company called Pied Piper.
295
00:13:05,508 --> 00:13:08,290
Yes, but I... I can't sell my
shares at Pied Piper. Not now.
296
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,114
Wouldn't it cover your
outstanding debts?
297
00:13:10,212 --> 00:13:13,154
Of course. But they could
potentially be worth billions.
298
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:15,714
Yes, and how do you see that playing
to people who are being priced out
299
00:13:15,812 --> 00:13:17,667
of their homes by rich tech people?
300
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:20,195
Have either of you been on a jury?
301
00:13:20,292 --> 00:13:24,194
No, of course not. I always get out
of it. The fines are very reasonable.
302
00:13:24,292 --> 00:13:25,762
You don't just throw those things away?
303
00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:27,426
Gentlemen, let me tell you what I see.
304
00:13:27,524 --> 00:13:30,594
I see two able-bodied,
entitled young white men
305
00:13:30,692 --> 00:13:33,922
who lucked into more money than
most people see in five lifetimes,
306
00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:36,290
and who, if they hadn't had
their millions stolen,
307
00:13:36,388 --> 00:13:38,018
would have promptly squandered
them on more things
308
00:13:38,116 --> 00:13:41,762
like relocated swimming
pools and lost tiki heads.
309
00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:44,195
It's not lost.
310
00:13:44,292 --> 00:13:47,618
I know exactly where it is.
It's in the bay.
311
00:13:47,716 --> 00:13:50,434
And if your Coast Guard would
be a little more helpful,
312
00:13:50,532 --> 00:13:52,706
we probably could have dragged
it out of there by now.
313
00:13:52,804 --> 00:13:54,338
Mr. Bachmann,
314
00:13:54,436 --> 00:13:58,178
you pay those caterers and
bartenders you owe money to
315
00:13:58,276 --> 00:14:02,114
or I assure you, that, I will prosecute.
316
00:14:04,004 --> 00:14:09,218
Mr. Chugtai, I am gonna need all the phone
numbers of the people on your list.
317
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,498
Why?
318
00:14:10,596 --> 00:14:13,314
I'm just calling everybody that
was on the beta and saying hi
319
00:14:13,412 --> 00:14:16,450
and a quick thank you, and then a...
just a couple of follow-up questions.
320
00:14:16,548 --> 00:14:19,042
Yeah... I don't think so.
321
00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:20,482
What do... what do you mean?
322
00:14:20,580 --> 00:14:22,082
Well, I mean, put
yourself in their shoes.
323
00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:24,066
They're, like, snowboarding in Tahoe
324
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,082
or, like, banging some smokin' chick,
325
00:14:26,180 --> 00:14:28,002
and then this fuckin' nerd calls
326
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,538
and he wants to talk about his app.
327
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:32,578
- Buzz-kill.
- Wait. Your boys are where?
328
00:14:32,676 --> 00:14:34,594
Well, those are just hypotheticals.
329
00:14:34,692 --> 00:14:38,690
I mean, my boys could be anywhere.
I don't keep track of my boys.
330
00:14:38,788 --> 00:14:40,610
Actually, we can.
331
00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:44,962
We have the IP address and GPS
coordinates for every active user,
332
00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:48,034
so we can figure out just
where your boys are at.
333
00:14:48,132 --> 00:14:51,618
Um, you added a god-view?
When did you do that?
334
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:54,978
Right before I gave it to Tara.
I told you, trust no one.
335
00:14:55,076 --> 00:14:57,474
Oh, that is very cool.
Nice work, Gilfoyle.
336
00:14:57,572 --> 00:15:01,666
And we can isolate each of our users.
337
00:15:01,764 --> 00:15:02,978
Dinesh's, for example...
338
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:05,090
Before we invade people's privacy,
339
00:15:05,188 --> 00:15:06,946
there is a conversation about ethics.
340
00:15:07,044 --> 00:15:11,714
Why is it that five of your
users show up at this address?
341
00:15:11,812 --> 00:15:14,146
Oh, it's buggy.
342
00:15:14,244 --> 00:15:15,906
Should we beta test the god-view?
343
00:15:16,004 --> 00:15:18,690
I'm happy to drag this out
as long as you want to.
344
00:15:18,788 --> 00:15:20,610
Fine.
345
00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:24,898
I was having trouble filling up my
list, so I made up a few people.
346
00:15:24,996 --> 00:15:28,706
Well, people do create imaginary
friends to meet their emotional needs.
347
00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:30,178
When I was little,
348
00:15:30,276 --> 00:15:32,578
I used to pretend that I shared
a room with Harriet Tubman
349
00:15:32,676 --> 00:15:34,882
and we were always
planning our big escape.
350
00:15:34,980 --> 00:15:37,826
Wait. Who is this,
351
00:15:37,924 --> 00:15:40,386
and why are they at the Hooli campus?
352
00:15:40,484 --> 00:15:43,234
What? Did you give the beta
to someone at fucking Hooli?
353
00:15:43,332 --> 00:15:46,082
- Who's Max Karnow?
- Oh! That's not one of my friends.
354
00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:48,738
I have no friends. Got him from Richard.
355
00:15:48,836 --> 00:15:50,498
No. No, th...
that can't be right.
356
00:15:50,596 --> 00:15:52,642
I went to Hendricks' Facebook page.
357
00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:55,170
I found a friend of his
that lived near Palo Alto,
358
00:15:55,268 --> 00:15:57,762
searched his name and found that
he was in the tech business.
359
00:15:57,860 --> 00:15:59,938
I then came up with a
great idea to dummy up
360
00:16:00,036 --> 00:16:01,794
an email account in his name,
361
00:16:01,892 --> 00:16:06,242
sent a beta request to
Hendricks, and then voila.
362
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,930
- That's incredible.
- Yes, well, it is my craft.
363
00:16:09,028 --> 00:16:12,418
You see, I think security detail is like
creating great jazz where you can all...
364
00:16:12,516 --> 00:16:16,546
What are you talk... I'm talking about
the beta. Will you shut the fuck up?!
365
00:16:16,644 --> 00:16:18,818
- Ahem...
- Fuck, this is good.
366
00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:21,250
Their sign-up flow, their
mobile app, it's just seamless.
367
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:22,914
How are they doing this?!
368
00:16:23,012 --> 00:16:24,450
I can put a team on that, sir.
369
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:27,266
- If you want to know how they...
- Why are you so high-maintenance?
370
00:16:27,364 --> 00:16:29,922
- Do you want me to answer that, sir?
- No! Goddamn it!
371
00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:31,586
You're so needy!
372
00:16:31,684 --> 00:16:34,658
Okay, I just talked to
the real Max Karnow,
373
00:16:34,756 --> 00:16:36,706
and he had no idea about the beta.
374
00:16:36,804 --> 00:16:40,258
Wow, um, clearly we're dealing
with a Hooli spy here.
375
00:16:40,356 --> 00:16:42,498
So what do we do?
376
00:16:42,596 --> 00:16:44,834
I mean, shut down his
account, obviously.
377
00:16:44,931 --> 00:16:47,842
Yeah. On it. Sorry, Dinesh.
378
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,466
You will now have one less fake friend.
379
00:16:50,564 --> 00:16:54,242
Wait, Gilfoyle. Is shutting
down this guy's account
380
00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:56,226
really the worst thing we
can think of to do to him?
381
00:16:56,324 --> 00:17:00,130
Oh, my God. Where the fuck is my head?
382
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:02,146
Stand by.
383
00:17:03,108 --> 00:17:04,610
Look at their compression ratios.
384
00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:07,586
The more files uploaded,
the better they get?
385
00:17:07,684 --> 00:17:10,594
- Are we doing that?
- No. Not really.
386
00:17:10,692 --> 00:17:13,346
That's gotta be some kind of
machine learning optimization.
387
00:17:13,444 --> 00:17:15,714
Maybe a neural net?
Well, then I want that.
388
00:17:15,812 --> 00:17:19,010
You need to put that
into our platform. Now.
389
00:17:19,108 --> 00:17:21,922
I'm not even sure we have the resources
here to engineer something like that.
390
00:17:22,019 --> 00:17:24,482
And even if we did, our platform
isn't designed to accommodate it.
391
00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:27,074
You're talking about
a ground-up rebuild.
392
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:30,754
Great. So do that. And
beat them to market.
393
00:17:30,852 --> 00:17:32,706
That's impossible.
394
00:17:32,804 --> 00:17:34,082
You're at Hooli now, Marc.
395
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:37,218
In case you didn't know, here at Hooli,
396
00:17:37,316 --> 00:17:40,450
we make the impossible possible.
397
00:17:40,548 --> 00:17:41,986
So if I say I need...
398
00:17:42,084 --> 00:17:43,746
- What the fuck is happening?
- Oh, shit!
399
00:17:43,843 --> 00:17:45,602
It looks like a zip bomb.
They must know it's us.
400
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:48,098
- That hard drive is fucked.
- This is my personal laptop.
401
00:17:48,195 --> 00:17:50,850
You opened a stolen beta
on your personal computer?
402
00:17:50,948 --> 00:17:52,898
Yes. And I installed it on my phone.
403
00:17:52,995 --> 00:17:56,258
Shit. It could fry the entire system.
404
00:17:56,356 --> 00:17:57,826
Cut the power to the building!
No, Gavin.
405
00:17:57,924 --> 00:17:59,618
It's isolated to your user account,
406
00:17:59,715 --> 00:18:01,121
so it's just your laptop and your phone.
407
00:18:01,220 --> 00:18:02,818
It has no impact on the
rest of the network.
408
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,154
You don't know that. You don't know shit.
None of you do!
409
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,170
You don't even know what
Hendricks is capable of.
410
00:18:07,268 --> 00:18:11,906
Cut the power to the building!
Cut the power to the building!
411
00:18:12,004 --> 00:18:14,082
And that's that.
412
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:18,657
- And now... delete user.
- Nice.
413
00:18:18,756 --> 00:18:21,730
Wait, is that... is that Monica?
She finally opened it.
414
00:18:21,828 --> 00:18:23,682
Oh, yeah. Well, that's odd.
415
00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:25,474
It says here that she
started using it yesterday.
416
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:29,538
Wait, so she lied? Why would
she lie about using the beta?
417
00:18:29,636 --> 00:18:32,322
Yeah, why would Dinesh lie
about having friends?
418
00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:34,721
Why would Tara lie to me
about fucking other guys
419
00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:36,994
when we have a totally open
and hedonistic relationship
420
00:18:37,092 --> 00:18:38,690
that allows for behavior like that?
421
00:18:38,788 --> 00:18:41,058
Because people like to lie, Richard.
422
00:18:41,156 --> 00:18:43,074
It's a war of all against all.
423
00:18:43,171 --> 00:18:47,746
The history of humanity is
a book written in blood.
424
00:18:47,844 --> 00:18:51,394
We're all just animals in a pit.
425
00:18:51,492 --> 00:18:55,010
- I feel very sad.
- Fucking Gilfoyle.
426
00:18:55,108 --> 00:18:58,498
No, no. What are you doing?
Get back to work.
427
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:01,122
On what? You powered
down all the computers.
428
00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:04,610
Use a notepad. Code on your phone.
We have a deadline here.
429
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,466
No, Gavin, you have a deadline.
430
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:09,346
We quit, like we should
have done the first time.
431
00:19:09,443 --> 00:19:11,042
What first time? What
are you talking about?
432
00:19:11,140 --> 00:19:13,506
We both worked at Nucleus
right here in this room.
433
00:19:13,604 --> 00:19:15,362
Yeah, before you fired us and rehired us
434
00:19:15,459 --> 00:19:19,106
to do the exact same thing
without ever noticing.
435
00:19:19,204 --> 00:19:20,801
I invited you to my wedding, Gavin.
436
00:19:21,796 --> 00:19:23,394
Why?
437
00:19:24,643 --> 00:19:25,986
We just lost our key engineers.
438
00:19:26,084 --> 00:19:27,042
What the hell do we do now?
439
00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:28,258
No one leaves this room
440
00:19:28,356 --> 00:19:29,922
until we figure it out.
441
00:19:32,387 --> 00:19:33,634
Thanks for the lift.
442
00:19:33,732 --> 00:19:36,034
Steve's place is pretty
far away from everything,
443
00:19:36,132 --> 00:19:38,914
but he's letting me stay on
his couch for free, so...
444
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:42,466
And you were supposed
to be my meal ticket.
445
00:19:42,564 --> 00:19:44,418
Yeah.
446
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:45,858
Hold on. CJ called.
447
00:19:45,956 --> 00:19:47,585
Hey, uh, just wanted to let you know
448
00:19:47,683 --> 00:19:49,378
about a great new story I'm chasing.
449
00:19:49,476 --> 00:19:52,354
It's a cautionary tale of
two young entrepreneurs
450
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:53,922
who flew too close to the sun.
451
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:56,898
I mean, apparently in the
midst of losing millions,
452
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,562
they threw a huge party
they couldn't afford.
453
00:19:58,659 --> 00:20:00,354
I talked to two bartenders and a caterer
454
00:20:00,452 --> 00:20:01,858
who worked your party the other night.
455
00:20:01,956 --> 00:20:04,738
None of them have been paid. Call me.
456
00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:08,866
Well, it appears we spent our
last dime acquiring a tech blog
457
00:20:08,963 --> 00:20:12,226
whose chief focus is
chronicling our demise.
458
00:20:12,324 --> 00:20:14,113
And Jian-Yang...
459
00:20:14,211 --> 00:20:17,249
Erlich Bachmann,
is your refrigerator running?
460
00:20:17,347 --> 00:20:20,129
This is Mike Hunt.
461
00:20:21,732 --> 00:20:24,706
Oh, here, here it is on the right.
462
00:20:26,147 --> 00:20:29,314
Thanks, man. Hey, uh, are
you sure you're cool
463
00:20:29,412 --> 00:20:31,489
with me taking both cannonballs?
464
00:20:31,588 --> 00:20:35,426
- I'm sure.
- Thanks, partner.
465
00:20:41,443 --> 00:20:43,234
I got it.
466
00:20:57,540 --> 00:20:59,426
I know you lied.
467
00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:01,409
- Sorry.
- What the fuck?
468
00:21:01,507 --> 00:21:03,329
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
469
00:21:03,427 --> 00:21:04,834
How the hell did you
know that I was here?
470
00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:06,913
Well, we have god-view on the beta,
471
00:21:07,011 --> 00:21:09,441
and I saw you leave your
office and come here.
472
00:21:09,539 --> 00:21:11,009
So you're stalking me?
473
00:21:11,107 --> 00:21:13,218
Look, Monica, I know you're
lying about not using the beta,
474
00:21:13,316 --> 00:21:15,746
so why haven't I heard from you?
475
00:21:15,844 --> 00:21:18,370
- Richard...
- No, it's okay.
476
00:21:18,468 --> 00:21:20,674
If you don't like it, you can say it.
477
00:21:20,771 --> 00:21:25,346
Everybody loves it, so I think I
can handle one negative review.
478
00:21:26,756 --> 00:21:29,314
- Fine. I don't like it.
- Really?
479
00:21:29,411 --> 00:21:31,746
Are you serious?
Everybody else loves it.
480
00:21:31,844 --> 00:21:34,466
I've never wanted to like something
more in my life, Richard.
481
00:21:34,563 --> 00:21:37,025
- I just... I don't.
- Okay.
482
00:21:37,123 --> 00:21:39,778
What specifically do
you not like about it?
483
00:21:39,876 --> 00:21:41,985
Specifically?
484
00:21:43,076 --> 00:21:44,705
All of it.
485
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:47,906
I mean, it's not, it's
not the UX or the design
486
00:21:48,003 --> 00:21:49,378
or anything that you can tweak.
487
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:53,249
It's just the whole
thing feels engineered.
488
00:21:53,347 --> 00:21:56,577
Okay. Well, that might make sense
because, um, I'm an engineer.
489
00:21:56,676 --> 00:21:59,138
Look, you've gotten
overwhelmingly positive feedback.
490
00:21:59,236 --> 00:22:02,114
The build is incredibly stable,
and you're out of money.
491
00:22:02,212 --> 00:22:04,194
So if you think it's ready,
492
00:22:04,292 --> 00:22:07,362
you should launch and unlock
the next three million.
493
00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:10,754
Look, Monica, I... I value your opinion,
494
00:22:10,852 --> 00:22:13,570
and you're the one that doesn't like it,
495
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,362
so I don't know.
496
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:16,834
Richard, look...
497
00:22:18,692 --> 00:22:23,394
- I passed on Slack.
- Really?
498
00:22:23,492 --> 00:22:25,281
I never told Laurie.
She'd probably fire me
499
00:22:25,379 --> 00:22:27,682
if she knew, but I had a chance to buy
500
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:30,593
20 percent of Slack for
nothing, and I passed.
501
00:22:30,691 --> 00:22:32,930
I didn't get it. I still don't.
502
00:22:33,027 --> 00:22:36,034
I mean, what is it? Is it email?
Is it a chat room?
503
00:22:36,132 --> 00:22:39,169
Turns out the answer is it's a
three billion dollar company.
504
00:22:39,268 --> 00:22:41,538
But that's the fucked up
thing about what we do.
505
00:22:41,636 --> 00:22:43,298
Sometimes our opinion is wrong.
506
00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:45,122
And no matter how good something is,
507
00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:48,098
there's always gonna be
someone who doesn't get it.
508
00:22:48,196 --> 00:22:51,746
And unfortunately, with
Pied Piper, it's me.
509
00:22:51,844 --> 00:22:54,177
Um, a week ago,
510
00:22:54,276 --> 00:22:57,825
I was worried about releasing
a beta no one would like.
511
00:22:57,923 --> 00:23:00,961
I'm just bummed that you're
the one that doesn't like it.
512
00:23:01,059 --> 00:23:03,681
Which is why you can't
listen to anyone else.
513
00:23:03,779 --> 00:23:05,089
If you believe in something,
514
00:23:05,188 --> 00:23:09,185
don't let anyone talk you
out of it, including me.
515
00:23:09,283 --> 00:23:11,265
Peter Gregory always said,
516
00:23:11,363 --> 00:23:14,145
Don't invest in products;
invest in people.
517
00:23:14,243 --> 00:23:16,961
I invested in you,
518
00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:18,849
and if you think it's ready to go,
519
00:23:18,947 --> 00:23:22,754
I will go to Laurie and
fight like hell for it.
520
00:23:22,852 --> 00:23:26,082
So, what do you want to do?
521
00:23:28,355 --> 00:23:29,794
Congratulations, everyone.
522
00:23:29,892 --> 00:23:31,138
Yeah, I can't believe it.
523
00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:32,674
We're actually, finally, launching.
524
00:23:32,772 --> 00:23:35,394
Yes. Tuesday, 9:00 a.m.
525
00:23:35,492 --> 00:23:38,593
Pats on the back. Pats on the back.
526
00:23:43,332 --> 00:23:47,522
Gentlemen, I just realized
I've forgotten to take a shit.
527
00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:51,169
So, uh, I'll see you back
at the old homestead.
528
00:23:51,268 --> 00:23:52,962
Okay.
529
00:23:59,427 --> 00:24:01,025
Laurie.
530
00:24:01,123 --> 00:24:04,834
I have a business proposition
I'd like to discuss with you.
531
00:24:04,931 --> 00:24:08,034
It's about my shares in Pied Piper.
532
00:24:10,756 --> 00:24:13,634
Okay, T minus five minutes.
533
00:24:13,731 --> 00:24:16,385
Dinesh, are you still
seriously squashing bugs?
534
00:24:16,483 --> 00:24:18,465
Not really. I'm so fucking tired,
535
00:24:18,563 --> 00:24:20,450
I'm creating more than I'm fixing.
536
00:24:20,547 --> 00:24:22,530
Where the fuck is Gilfoyle?
537
00:24:23,875 --> 00:24:26,337
This isn't easy for me to do.
538
00:24:26,436 --> 00:24:30,433
You served me well, old friend.
539
00:24:30,531 --> 00:24:34,977
But we're transferring to AWS now,
540
00:24:35,076 --> 00:24:39,489
and I'm afraid you can't come.
541
00:24:43,363 --> 00:24:45,441
Oh, I'm pathetic?
542
00:24:45,539 --> 00:24:47,394
I'd rather have a bunch of fake friends
543
00:24:47,492 --> 00:24:51,009
than be best friends with
a fucking metal box.
544
00:24:51,940 --> 00:24:53,729
Can't you two see?
545
00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:55,970
You're each other's best friends.
546
00:24:56,067 --> 00:24:58,689
Fuck you, Jared.
547
00:24:58,787 --> 00:25:01,378
Yeah. Jinx.
548
00:25:01,475 --> 00:25:03,266
You owe each other a friendship.
549
00:25:03,364 --> 00:25:05,730
One minute. Holy shit.
550
00:25:05,827 --> 00:25:07,810
Holy shit.
551
00:25:07,908 --> 00:25:10,434
Excuse me.
552
00:25:10,532 --> 00:25:12,385
- Hello?
- Hey, it's CJ.
553
00:25:12,483 --> 00:25:14,561
Uh, I just heard from the
folks that worked your party.
554
00:25:14,659 --> 00:25:17,762
And? And it turns out
they were paid in full.
555
00:25:17,860 --> 00:25:21,281
So apparently I owe you an
apology, and I feel bad.
556
00:25:21,379 --> 00:25:24,066
Not as bad as I feel, I can assure you.
557
00:25:24,163 --> 00:25:27,329
Yeah, I'm getting another call.
558
00:25:29,636 --> 00:25:30,817
Hello?
559
00:25:30,915 --> 00:25:32,002
Erlich Bachmann,
560
00:25:32,099 --> 00:25:34,082
this is your mom,
561
00:25:34,180 --> 00:25:35,938
and you are not my baby.
562
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:40,194
Not now, Jian-Yang! Not now!
Go back into your room!
563
00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:44,001
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
564
00:25:44,099 --> 00:25:45,346
Here we are, Erlich.
565
00:25:45,444 --> 00:25:47,137
Jobs and Woz, Woz and Jobs.
566
00:25:47,235 --> 00:25:49,057
I mean, we did it. You
and me, man, forever.
567
00:25:49,155 --> 00:25:51,169
All right.
568
00:25:51,268 --> 00:25:53,921
Richard, never been more
excited to be proven wrong.
569
00:25:54,019 --> 00:25:59,490
Yeah, well, get ready for
your lives to change forever.
570
00:26:00,964 --> 00:26:02,049
Five...
571
00:26:02,147 --> 00:26:07,137
...four, three, two, one.
572
00:26:07,985 --> 00:26:10,113
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