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(APPLAUSE)
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Pardon me, is that seat taken?
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(LAUGHS) Gavin.
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MAN: Classic Gavin.
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DINESH: Let's hope this sucks.
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JARED: Oh, good. Monica made it just in time.
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Carla, looks like you won't be
the only woman in the house for a change.
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Christ.
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One thing worse than being
the only woman in a company
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-is being one of only two.
- Why's that?
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Everybody puts this super-weird
pressure on you to be friends.
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- It's creepy.
- Hey, did I miss it?
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- No.
- Good.
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Monica, I'd like to introduce you to Carla.
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Carla, Monica.
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Monica, Carla.
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- What's up?
- Nice to meet you.
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I knew you two would hit it off.
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- Hey. Monica?
-(MONITOR BEEPS)
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It's starting.
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ANNOUNCER Tonight, for the first time ever,
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streaming live in 4K resolution
over the internet,
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UFO Fight Night, powered by Nucleus!
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No networks. No more middleman.
No bullshit.
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We're bringing the fight straight to the fans.
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We're cutting the cord forever
with UFC Fight Pass, powered by Nucleus.
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Tonight, you'll get Ultimate Fighting
at the ultimate resolution.
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Nucleus puts 4K UHD video
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in a lossless compression chokehold
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and forces the competition to tap out.
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-(GRUNTS)
-(GLASS SHATTERING)
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Oh! (LAUGHS)
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Who's douchebag?
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He sure likes to break stuff.
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ANNOUNCER: We are live in Las Vegas.
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The picture looks amazing.
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ANNOUNCER: Man, Joe, this is a fight
we have been looking forward to
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for a tong, long time.
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Are we getting a contact high off Erlich,
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or is the edge starting to warble?
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No, I see it. Are they
converting down to 24 frames?
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ANNOUNCER: The defense so far. Wow!
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The jerkiness is not a Nucleus issue, right?
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I mean, it's not going out
to the world like that, is it'?
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I think it looks great.
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You see that frame judder
as the camera pans?
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The picture's so blocky.
It looks like Minecraft.
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It doesn't make sense.
It's supposed to be totally lossless.
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Let me dump their bit stream
to disk and take a look.
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She's really smart.
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But not afraid to be bawdy.
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RICHARD: Oh, my God.
DINESH: They are so fucked.
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Yeah, this is bad.
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-(CROWD CHEERING)
- ANNOUNCER; Attack with the left!
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He's hurt! With the right! He's down!
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He's hit! Oh!
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It's frozen.
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- It's frozen.
- ANNOUNCER: Oh, my goodness!
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It is all over!
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Unbelievable!
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I have never, in all my years
of watching fighting,
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seen a finishing combination more ferocious!
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What a spectacular finish by Molina!
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We're being told
that the Nucleus live stream...
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- Fuck!
-...may have cut out during that exchange.
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H that is true, what a travesty!
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- GAVIN: Fuck!
-(DOOR SLAMS)
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ANNOUNCER: Joe, you're absolutely right.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Gavin Belson just shit everyone's pants.
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CARLA: He sure did.
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The encoding is totally underpowered
to cover up their defects.
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Nucleus just can't keep up
with 4K live stream yet.
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Hey. Could Pied Piper handle live 4K video?
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I could deploy a live video stream that
would be way better than theirs right now.
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Jump on it. Now.
Like, do our own live stream.
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Partner with someone like Gavin did.
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Look at you two.
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Hold on. Live streamings not really
our primary business here.
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Yeah, but beating Nucleus is.
The blogs would go nuts.
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We're built for it on my end.
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I mean, if it's just me
hosting seeds and manifests,
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I'm good on my end.
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I'm prepared to brag about it
and release some publicity.
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Well, peer-to-peer delivery
is good to go here. Just let me know.
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Oh, Carla, do you want to
show Monica your work station?
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- No thanks.
-(CHUCKLES)
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Okay, but Hooli had a deal
with UFC that would stream a fight.
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I mean, what do we even do?
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Don't really have a lot of time here.
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That's real.
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We could find an event
that's already in motion.
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Can I make a suggestion?
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There is a nesting pair of California condors
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on the closed-circuit feed
at the Natural History Museum.
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There's an egg in the nest right now.
It's very compelling.
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Why don't we just live stream me killing you?
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I wouldn't be so dismissive.
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There was a live stream of an eagle's nest
last year that went viral,
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and was getting millions of hits.
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And I don't wanna be inflammatory,
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but next to a condor, an eagle looks like a...
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Common cackling.
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Fuck that, Jared. I've got it.
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I'm very good friends with Aaron Anderson.
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Double-A? The guy who
owns Homicide Energy Drink?
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Uh, is Homicide
the extra douchey energy drink?
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- DINESH: It sure is.
-(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
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There's a bunch of stunts
and crazy shit on here.
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That video player quality is terrible.
It's a perfect candidate.
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And Double-A loves me.
He'd definitely hook us up.
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How do you know him?
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From college.
He was a sophomore when I was a senior.
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He and his roommates
used to live down the hall.
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I used to party in their room all the time.
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Uh, kind of a mentor-mentee son of thing.
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Coming from a manatee sort of thing.
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You look like a ferret that gave up on himself
six months ago, Gilfoyle.
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-I'm going to ping Double-A.
Wait. (SIGHS)
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What if he says yes?
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You know? Are we really gonna
drop everything to do this?
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What if we don't get it right?
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I mean, it could hurl us just like it hurt them.
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(SIGHS) Shit. I don't know.
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Now, this is critical, Richard.
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Maybe we should SWOT this decision.
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I don't know what that is, but no.
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- SWOT analysis.
- DINESH: No.
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S-W-O-T? No?
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(CHUCKLES) Holy cow.
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Did he really just say "holy cow'?
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I've had a board ready
for just such an occasion.
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I've booby-trapped the house
with corporate resources.
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SWOT is a way of evaluating a decision.
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And you just break it down into "strengths,"
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"weaknesses," "opportunities," and "threats."
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You're fucking joking.
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Not at all.
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You can SWOT a concept,
a department, or a new initiative.
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You can even SWOT a person.
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Although you have to be careful,
they might SWOT you back.
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- I wanna SWOT you.
- Well, you can.
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Because now you have the tools.
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Okay. Um, shout them out
and I'll tack them up.
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Jared, I'm... I'm really sorry, but I have to go.
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You know' would it make more sense
if I worked something up
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and then I got back to you guys, and...
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Okay, great. I'm on it.
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People love condors.
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Strengths.
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AARON: On top of the roof,
Blaine is gonna launch off this ramp.
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It's pretty gnarly.
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If everything goes right,
he'll fly over the street
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and land on this 15-story building here.
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We've got 27 cameras, a couple in the car.
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Feed a live edit back here to the data center.
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We put everything through
your incredible compression, Richard,
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and up onto the web.
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So, what do you think, Richard?
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I think this is awesome, Double-A.
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I mean, it is incredible.
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You really have built
a giant monument to awesomeness.
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I think my aid in helping you achieve this
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is what inspired me
to start my own incubator.
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Uh, so, Richard, you ready for this?
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Oh, yeah. I think so. Yeah...
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Double-A, we are psyched.
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And we can do whatever you need.
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Okay, thanks, Kool-Aid.
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Kool-Aid? What's that? Are you Kool-Aid?
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Yeah, it's just a term of endearment.
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You know, nickname.
That's how we used to rock it back in the day
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'cause I was cool and supportive.
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Yeah. Oh hey, guys, this is Gina,
she's one of our event managers.
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Hey, Gina, can you take Dinesh
and Gilfoyle to the data center' please?
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Sure. You wanna follow me?
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Only if we get hats, Gina.
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You can just take mine.
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Did you see that? She gave me her hat.
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Pretend you've seen a woman before.
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Are those Homicide drinks for free?
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Uh, yeah. Knock yourself out.
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Homicide!
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Is there any way that it could be maybe
more like just you and me talking,
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and not Erlich?
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What do you mean'? Aren't you guys friends?
I thought you go way back.
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We do. But...
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(WHISPERING)
To be honest, I could never stand the guy.
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I mean, just hearing his voice
again is giving me PTSD.
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Right. But you just called him cool.
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- No, I called him Kool-Aid. We all did.
- Right.
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Because he's like
the Kool-Aid pitcher from the ads.
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As in, every fucking time
we were hanging out without him,
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he would come smashing through a wall.
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But you still hung out with him.
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Yeah, 'cause we were 19,
and he had weed and beer.
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But even drunk and high I couldn't take it.
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L mean, it's like he's fucking allergic
to letting other people talk.
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It's like he's always gotta
say something. You know?
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ERLICH: Hey, Richard.
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Homicide!
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(CHUCKLES)
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So, Dinesh, I have a question.
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You're obviously Pakistani,
but the name Dinesh is Indian, isn't it'?
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Yeah. Wow. That's exactly right.
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You know, most people, ignorant people,
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don't even know
those are two separate countries.
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GILFOYLE: And they don't care either.
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- How do you know about my name?
-l'm an Army brat.
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My dad was stationed in Karachi
when I was a kid.
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It was a beautiful place,
full of beautiful people.
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Kind of like this room, right?
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(CHUCKLES) Oh... Oh!
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Hold on a sec. I'll be right back.
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- Don't take too long.
- Ew.
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This is awesome.
I don't know if it's what's in this,
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but I, like... I've, like,
all these killer lines coming to me.
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I'm on fucking fire right now. Oh!
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She likes me, right?
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Yeah, she's totally into you.
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Just not as into you
as she is into that guy's mouth.
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He's definitely gonna fuck her later,
and shes not gonna think of you
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while it's happening.
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God damn it. Fuck.
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Now I'm just shaking.
What do they put in this shit?
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- Milk thistle?
-(CAN CLATTERS)
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HEY, guys! Come out here!
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Juliet calls.
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Guys, this is Blaine.
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He's the guy doing the stunt.
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Blaine, these are the genius coders
who are helping us with the live stream.
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- They're rock stars.
- Okay.
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- So this is the car you're jumping?
- Yes, it is.
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And that's what your ramp's gonna look like?
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- Yeah.
- Cool. Well, have you...
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Yeah, and because
I know that you're gonna ask,
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yes, I've done this before.
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And yes, it's fucking dangerous.
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Listen, I got a lot of work
to do to get this right.
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Okay?
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Okay-
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Hey, you see what I saw?
243
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Yeah, I saw.
He's got the velocity calculated wrong.
244
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It's for a flat plane.
He doesn't account for the curve in the ramp.
245
00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:59,766
Exactly. He's probably
used to doing straight ramps.
246
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,773
I mean, the chad says he's gonna
launch at 81 miles per hour,
247
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-but it's going to be more like...
- Under 70.
248
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The downforce is ridiculous.
249
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,609
He's gonna lose speed
and hit the side of that wall.
250
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- And die.
- So we should probably...
251
00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,113
Okay. All right.
252
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,987
Hey, uh, Blaine?
253
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- One small thing.
- BLAINE: No.
254
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:23,855
I'm gonna stop you right there, Glasses.
255
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'Cause I told you once already,
and I was very clear.
256
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:30,464
I am too fucking busy to deal with you.
257
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:34,529
Okay? I'm just being cool here.
258
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All right?
259
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:40,670
What do we do here?
260
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,235
This is a tough one.
261
00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:45,846
So, Richard, in terms of a player window,
what do you see?
262
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- Well, um, I think it's pretty straightforward.
- ERLICH: I'll handle this, Richard.
263
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- You don't have to.
- The whole reason we're doing this, friend,
264
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is for branding value.
265
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So we're gonna need a banner that says
266
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"Powered by Pied Piper"
underneath the video window.
267
00:11:56,749 --> 00:12:00,060
It doesn't have to be too big,
but you don't want it to be too small either.
268
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:03,225
Although, there's nothing
small about Homicide, Double-A.
269
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At least as far as I can tell.
270
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Also, if it's, if it's possible, what we'd like to...
271
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Let me stop you right there, Richard.
272
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We're gonna need to have our logos
on the car, Blaine's suit, his helmet.
273
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If he wants to get a Flash tattoo
or something on his neck,
274
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that's on him.
275
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RICHARD: Actually, um, in all honesty,
276
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Erlich just pretty much said
exactly what I was gonna say. Um...
277
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Uh-huh. Um...
278
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So, Richard...
279
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- Yes?
- Yeah?
280
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Do you think you can
make the preview window full resolution?
281
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- Richard can give you whatever you need.
- Yes...
282
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But as far as the video player goes...
283
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Guys, I'm sorry. I just remembered
that I've got somewhere else to be.
284
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:45,776
All right. Well, Double-A, I'll see you soon.
285
00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:48,607
L'm just gonna grab a shirt
and we'll check you later.
286
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:51,648
(WHISPERING) What the fuck, dude'?
Hey, I love your tech.
287
00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:54,742
But come back tomorrow without Kool-Aid,
or don't come back at all.
288
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Honestly.
289
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,986
- Richard, what's going on?
- What do you mean?
290
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,496
I'm catching kind of a vibe.
291
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:11,065
A weird vibe with you and Double-A.
292
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,626
Right That. Well...
293
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:15,296
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, Richard.
I don't think he likes you.
294
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:18,572
L mean, he literally rolled his eyes at you.
295
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,912
Why don't you just trust me on this one?
296
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,414
Let Kool-Aid do the talking tomorrow.
297
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,316
Take this stuff.
I'm gonna grab a couple more drinks
298
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:29,580
and another hat.
299
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,087
I'm gonna get a box.
300
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,654
GAVIN: This is a total fucking disaster.
301
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,419
If my engineers had just
told me they weren't ready,
302
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,757
I never would have
pushed for this live stream.
303
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:41,458
Even worse, now I hear
those little Pied Piper fuckers
304
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:44,263
are doing their own live stream
with Homicide.
305
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,302
- The energy drink?
- Yes.
306
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,670
Meanwhile, I've demanded
to see internal testing
307
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:52,038
from every facet of the Nucleus platform.
308
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:54,873
So I can see for myself where I stand.
309
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:58,540
Because all I hear
from everybody is good news.
310
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,845
Have l just surrounded myself
with sycophants,
311
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,352
who are just telling me
whatever I want to hear,
312
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,218
regardless of the truth?
313
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,720
No.
314
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,897
Thank you, Denpok.
I really needed to hear that.
315
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:20,236
This might be morbid,
but the cold, hard fact is
316
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:23,535
that if Blaine dies on our live stream,
this could be good for us.
317
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:26,542
I mean, we'd get a lot more traffic.
318
00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:30,079
Well, and it would probably lead to
calls for regulations in the stunt industry.
319
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:33,639
So, in the long term, we're saving lives.
320
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,719
Although, there is the moral problem
with letting him die.
321
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,493
Though he did tell us to shut up.
322
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:44,527
And his name is Blaine.
323
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,423
And Gina is super hot.
324
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,265
And this would make her single.
325
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:56,068
She'd probably need consoling,
so there's an opportunity.
326
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,505
Opportunity.
327
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,340
DINESH: Should we SWOT this?
328
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,384
Bereaved women do tend to act out sexually.
329
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,181
Yeah, so that's a strength.
330
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:12,223
- Hey, Kool-Aid!
- Yeah!
331
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:17,221
And? So'?
332
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,757
And? It...
333
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,592
It wasn't meant to be a flattering nickname.
334
00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,258
It was an insult.
335
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,098
I'm not sure I agree with that.
336
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:29,105
I mean, the dancing pitcher
breaks through walls
337
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:32,039
to give tasty beverages to kids in need.
338
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,375
Why would you infer from this
that Double-A doesn't like me?
339
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:39,406
Well, um, l wasn’t inferring anything.
340
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:42,043
He told me to my face that he doesn't like you.
341
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,781
But why wouldn't he like me?
342
00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:45,984
Well, uh...
343
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:48,786
You have a tendency sometimes to...
344
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,792
Why on earth wouldn't he like me?
345
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:54,126
Because, Erlich, you tend to not let...
346
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,222
I was his mentor. You know?
347
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,291
You know, there's no remote possibility...
348
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,234
Because you don't let people talk!
349
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,304
It just happened.
350
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,396
Um...
351
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,641
And he told me that if you came tomorrow
352
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:08,837
that he would pull the plug
on the whole live stream, so...
353
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:11,604
(SIGHS)
354
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:13,812
I see.
355
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,645
Sorry.
356
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:17,743
Are you done talking now'?
357
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:21,016
Yes.
358
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,152
Do Dinesh and Gilfoyle know about this'?
359
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,593
- No, I came straight to you.
- What about Jared?
360
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,758
Nope.
361
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,863
Okay, here's what you need to do.
362
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:35,929
You need to go in tomorrow,
and you need to do that live stream.
363
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:40,538
And put my feelings aside,
you know, don't quit on account of me.
364
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:43,343
I wasn't gonna... I wasn't gonna quit.
365
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,973
There is something you should know, though.
366
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:50,879
Aaron Anderson wasn't
very well liked in college.
367
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:53,651
In fact, people used to
call him Double-Asshole.
368
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,356
So watch out for that guy.
369
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,492
Are you sure you're okay with this?
370
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:05,163
Yes, Richard.
It's time for me to be the bigger man.
371
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,726
The cooler man.
372
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,704
I am Kool-Aid, after all.
373
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,743
Ladies and gentlemen, for the last 90 minutes
you have had an opportunity
374
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:22,650
to explore a standard Hooliphone
upgraded with a brand new operating system
375
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,880
called Nucleus.
376
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,046
Thank you ail for being here,
377
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:28,557
Allen, Lisa, Josh, Yana, Katie, Ramon.
378
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,222
I'd like to get everyone's first impressions.
379
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,695
Who'd like to jump in? Anyone?
380
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,359
How about you, Ramon?
381
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:38,731
It's just stupid.
382
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:42,702
Okay, so Ramon feels the phone is stupid.
383
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:44,573
Could you elaborate, Ramon?
384
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:48,869
Stupid how'?
Please be as specific as possible, Ramon.
385
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,279
Well, it's slow.
386
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:53,913
The apps keep quitting on me.
387
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,782
I tried to watch a movie,
and it kept freezing up.
388
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,782
And when I'm typing, like, there's a delay.
389
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,756
Then all the letters pop up at once.
390
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:04,589
You took a good phone
and you made it all, like, shitty.
391
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,028
Keep in mind' I didn't design the phone.
392
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,726
-It pissed me off.
- I appreciate your honesty, Ramon.
393
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,393
That's just one guy's opinion.
394
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:14,097
Who else feels this product is stupid?
395
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:18,741
Allen, Lisa, Josh, Yana, Katie.
396
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,906
And did it piss off anyone else?
397
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,875
- Allen, Lisa, Josh, Yana, Katie.
- Okay.
398
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:30,386
Christina, how bad is this? Be honest.
399
00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:33,382
Is this Windows Vista bad?
400
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:37,818
It's not iPhone 4 bad, is it?
401
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,598
Fuck. Don't tell me this is Zune bad.
402
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,797
L'm sorry, Gavin.
403
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,461
It's Apple Maps bad.
404
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,340
And who else felt this product is messed up?
405
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,278
Allen, Lisa, Josh, Yana...
406
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,074
GAVIN: (YELLING) Fuck!
407
00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,610
I'm sorry for the disturbance,
Allen, Lisa, Josh, Yana...
408
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,017
So I can definitely get you
full res on the preview window.
409
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:05,089
- Oh, sweet.
- Cool. I'll get right on that.
410
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,920
You see how much smoother this all runs
without Erlich hanging around?
411
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,584
Right, yeah.
412
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:13,358
Hey, did you ever send me the mockup
for the logo placement of the player window?
413
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,830
Seriously, you should think
about dropping that guy.
414
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,333
But what do I know'?
I just built a billion-dollar company.
415
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:19,994
Yeah. Yeah, okay.
416
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:22,368
But about the mockup
for the logo placement...
417
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,498
Hey, I gotta go Skype
with my European distributor.
418
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,133
Keep cranking it, okay?
419
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:27,609
Sure, uh, will do.
420
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,544
Excuse me.
421
00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:39,122
That's not the final graphic
for the live stream, is it?
422
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,385
Yep. Double-A signed off on it.
423
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,791
- Just that? There's nothing else?
- MAN: Nope.
424
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:47,455
Hmm.
425
00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:52,366
Blaine doesn't die,
but he is horribly incapacitated.
426
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:56,304
And then while he's in the hospital
he gets a flesh-eating virus,
427
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,966
and then he dies.
428
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:00,971
Well, obviously...
429
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,077
His incessant suffering will be a strength.
430
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:07,174
But our ability to enjoy it is an opportunity.
431
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:10,015
What if before he dies
432
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:11,521
Gina catches the virus?
433
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:15,252
And then she spreads it
from her vagina to your penis.
434
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:18,484
Wait, so in this scenario,
435
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,497
I get to have sex with Gina?
436
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,657
That's an opportunity.
437
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,224
- Okay, how about this?
-l'm listening.
438
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,062
We let Blaine die,
439
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,229
but then he's not around
to stop someone else
440
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,773
from committing
some huge fucked-up act of evil?
441
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,002
- The "Kill Hitler" scenario.
- Right.
442
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,601
-(KNOCKING)
-(DOOR OPENS)
443
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,611
HEY, guys? You guys busy?
444
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,037
Uh...
445
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:41,041
BLAINE: Cool. Um...
446
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,011
I got something I gotta say.
447
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:47,789
Listen. I know that I was really rude
to both of you yesterday.
448
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:49,859
It's just, urn...
449
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:53,929
When I got a stunt coming up,
I'm a bundle of nerves,
450
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:57,057
and sometimes I can
take that out on other people.
451
00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:01,236
You know, even with all the support
that I get from Gina and our kids.
452
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:02,704
- Kids.
- I don't know why.
453
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,598
But... And then again,
454
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:08,611
I'm a guy who needs to
risk his life jumping over stuff.
455
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,544
So, what's that all about, right? (CHUCKLES)
456
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,885
You know, actually just an hour ago
I spotted an error in my math.
457
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,615
Would have had me smeared
across the side of that building.
458
00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:22,790
Anyway, now I'm just totally rambling.
459
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:25,058
Typical Blaine.
460
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,894
What I wanted to say was that I'm sorry.
461
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,396
Are we cool?
462
00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:35,800
Yeah, we're cool. Thanks for stopping by.
463
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:39,342
Yeah, you should go quickly,
'cause we have work to do.
464
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:40,432
Okay.
465
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,243
What's this?
466
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,811
What is that?
467
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,409
"Let Blaine die"?
468
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:50,944
Oh!
469
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:53,616
Shit. We... We write in code. We write in code.
470
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,590
- This is compression...
-"Strengths.
471
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:58,652
"Elaine's last moment
is realizing face is gone"?
472
00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:01,086
"Weaknesses. Blaine dies super fast."
473
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:04,100
Yeah, you really shouldn't be looking at that.
That's all proprietary.
474
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,432
"Opportunities, fuck Gina"?
475
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,205
Would you believe
that was here when we came in?
476
00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:12,674
Double-A? Can I talk to you for a second?
477
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:14,335
Yeah. Leave me alone for a sec.
478
00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:16,470
What's up?
- Well, okay.
479
00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:18,640
I just saw a version of the player window
480
00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:22,618
that apparently you approved of
that says Powered by Homicide on it?
481
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,677
Oh, yeah, it does.
482
00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:27,521
Right. Well, there's no Pied Piper logo.
483
00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:30,287
Like, anywhere. So what's up with that?
484
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,828
Oh, well...
485
00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:33,896
Homicide is an energy drink,
486
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:36,023
and "power" means energy.
487
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:38,829
So that's kind of confusing to the consumer,
488
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:41,062
so I think we're gonna keep it the way it is.
489
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,004
Uh, the whole point of doing this
490
00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:46,805
was so that we could
get our name out there. Remember'?
491
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:49,409
I tell you what. Let's see how it goes this time,
492
00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:50,878
the next time we'll work something out.
493
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:54,713
No. No. We...
We can't see how it goes this time.
494
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,218
There is no next time. Okay?
495
00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:58,720
We are racing to get
our platform ready for CES.
496
00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:02,884
And we took time away from doing that
to do this so we could get PR value.
497
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:05,758
If no one sees the logo,
then there's no PR value at all.
498
00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:08,491
Oh, man. I'm sorry. But you get it.
499
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,367
No, I don't get it.
500
00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:12,402
Okay, look, you have to put
our logo in the viewer.
501
00:23:12,491 --> 00:23:13,435
That's it, period.
502
00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:16,836
Mmm... Actually,
I don't have to do a damn thing.
503
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,273
- Yeah, you do.
- No, I don't.
504
00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:19,741
Okay, then neither do I.
505
00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:23,075
Richard, don't be an asshole
like your buddy Kool-Aid. Okay?
506
00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:25,614
Just finish the build, okay?
507
00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:28,911
You know what, Double-A?
508
00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:32,386
Erlich was right.
509
00:23:32,444 --> 00:23:33,548
You are an asshole.
510
00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:36,919
In fact, you're a double-asshole!
511
00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:43,924
What did you call me?
512
00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:47,366
I... I called you a double-asshole.
513
00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:49,763
'Cause, you know, you're being an asshole.
514
00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:52,103
Double-A, Double-Asshole. You know?
515
00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:55,542
You're twice the asshole.
Twice-Hole. Double-Asshole.
516
00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:00,314
Oh. Ew. ls that a colostomy bag?
517
00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:04,320
Do you have any idea
what it's like to be 10 years old
518
00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:07,289
and carry your own shit around in a bag?
519
00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:10,087
To have two assholes?
520
00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:11,628
All right. I... I didn't know...
521
00:24:11,717 --> 00:24:13,788
- DINESH: Hey, Richard'?
- We should go.
522
00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:16,560
BLAINE: "Opportunities:
urinate on Elaine's grave"?
523
00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:20,093
"Grief threesome with Gina and Blaine's
hot mom, question mark"?
524
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:21,638
- What the fuck?
- I didn't...
525
00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:25,004
- DINESH: Richard, quickly!
- But, I mean, you were being an asshole.
526
00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:26,975
Okay, good luck.
527
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:28,300
(ERLICH LAUGHING)
528
00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:30,479
To his face?
529
00:24:30,569 --> 00:24:32,446
You called him that to his face?
530
00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:34,780
How could you not mention
the colostomy bag?
531
00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:38,487
Because it's a very private
and personal matter.
532
00:24:38,577 --> 00:24:41,922
- It's not a laughing matter!
- But you called him Double-Asshole first.
533
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,689
Remember'? In college?
- Yeah, but not to his face.
534
00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:48,595
Never to his face!
Not even I'm that fucking cruel!
535
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:50,156
But you are!
536
00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:51,529
I'm actually not.
537
00:24:51,623 --> 00:24:55,503
You tore Double-Asshole a third asshole!
538
00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:56,662
(LAUGHING)
539
00:24:58,097 --> 00:24:59,542
Triple-A!
540
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,779
- Yeah' that was all my fault somehow'?
- ERLICH: God!
541
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:05,838
(ERLICH CONTINUES LAUGHING)
542
00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:09,510
DINESH: Yeah, that was a big wank.
543
00:25:11,777 --> 00:25:15,452
Since we're already set up for a live stream,
might I make a suggestion?
544
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,018
Wow.
545
00:25:19,818 --> 00:25:21,820
It looks even better than I thought it would.
546
00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:25,726
DINESH: ls that a still image?
547
00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:27,030
It's not frozen, is it?
548
00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:29,504
No, it's live. It's just not moving very much
549
00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:31,370
because it's a fucking egg.
550
00:25:31,797 --> 00:25:34,334
But think of the wonderful things
going on inside that egg.
551
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,506
The resolution in your imagination is infinite.
552
00:25:37,569 --> 00:25:39,845
Oh, hey, we're up to 17 views.
553
00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:43,819
Okay, well, this isn't the PR coup
that we'd envisioned,
554
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,652
but Nucleus fucked up way worse.
555
00:25:47,346 --> 00:25:50,555
At least we can go back to work knowing
that we're the only middle-out compression
556
00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:51,855
that actually functions.
557
00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:53,897
New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc?
558
00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:56,523
Steel-aged, drinks great during the day.
559
00:25:56,588 --> 00:25:58,158
I can move, so you guys
can stand next to each other.
560
00:25:58,223 --> 00:25:59,361
- Jared, no.
- God, dude, no.
561
00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:01,200
-(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
- MONICA: Come on.
562
00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:03,399
- Russ, hey.
- Good job, my man!
563
00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:04,769
Fucking live stream looks amazing!
564
00:26:04,863 --> 00:26:07,673
-It does?
- Yeah, Homicide must be stoked!
565
00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:10,111
Homicide? What?
- I love the new name. It's kick-ass.
566
00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:12,204
I' always thought Pied Piper
was kind of a limp-dick name.
567
00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:13,375
End Frame is way cooler.
568
00:26:13,439 --> 00:26:15,009
EndFrame? What?
569
00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:20,353
ANNOUNCER: Three, two, one! Yeah!
570
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,718
- He made it. Farewell, sweet Gina.
-(CROWD CHEERING)
571
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,196
"Powered by EndFrame."
572
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:29,095
Who the fuck is End Frame?
573
00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:31,725
Why is their fucking logo on this live stream?
574
00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:32,860
End Frame isn't you guys?
575
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:36,566
Oh, fuck! EndFrame is those guys
that brain-raped us at Branscomb Ventures.
576
00:26:36,695 --> 00:26:38,606
"EndFrame is a compression company
577
00:26:38,697 --> 00:26:41,701
"specializing in
middle-out compression technology."
578
00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:44,646
Those pricks! They stole my algorithm!
579
00:26:44,736 --> 00:26:47,444
I know guys at the FBI we could call.
Were you fucking hacked?
580
00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:49,942
Uh...
581
00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:51,453
Actually, no.
582
00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:52,749
Well, how did they get it then?
583
00:26:52,811 --> 00:26:55,291
-L'm sorry?
- How did they get it then, Richard?
584
00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:56,450
RICHARD: How did they get it?
585
00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:59,927
Well, we... We kind of found ourselves
in their conference room,
586
00:26:59,985 --> 00:27:04,491
and accidentally sketched out
our key components
587
00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:07,298
to our algorithms data model
on their whiteboards.
588
00:27:07,392 --> 00:27:08,837
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
589
00:27:08,927 --> 00:27:10,235
- RUSS: You fucking...
-(LINE DISCONNECTS)
590
00:27:10,896 --> 00:27:12,136
Russ?
591
00:27:13,932 --> 00:27:15,411
He hung up.
592
00:27:15,901 --> 00:27:18,745
I'd file this one under "weakness," Jared.
46453
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